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S4 E5 - AI and the Great Replacement · The Steve & Jeff Show

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  SPEAKER_00: And now, here's Steve and Jeff.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, hey Johnny, thanks.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it is great to be back in eccentric Ladyland Studios, back in the USA, back in the place of our birth, our nativity, our cesarean delivery.
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  SPEAKER_01: But but I digress.
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  SPEAKER_01: We passed the tests, ladies and gentlemen, and we are back.
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  SPEAKER_01: How's it going, Jeff?
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  SPEAKER_02: God, it feels so great to be home.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I, you know, I don't want to say anything uh uh about Mexico because I think they're a wonderful country, but I just didn't feel as safe.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I got here and the streets were lined with border patrols and the National Guard and the ICE people, and I just felt safer knowing that they were standing there with machine guns and guns.
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  SPEAKER_02: It just made me feel safer.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know about you.
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  SPEAKER_01: There is something so warm and fuzzy about seeing mass insurrectionists kidnap people off the streets.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just I feel better just saying that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was especially happy though, I gotta tell you, to get back in time to attend the National Psychics Convention.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, as you know, Jeff, I am from the future, and yeah, sure, that sounds all cool and matrix-y, but you know, there are a lot of responsibilities with being from the future.
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  SPEAKER_01: A lot of responsibility goes with that, but I'm obligated to monitor people like me who can tell the future, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I go to these things because who knows?
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  SPEAKER_01: Every now and again, you get a nightmare alley psychic who actually can predict the future.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I tell you, this year, oh, the convention was packed.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I can imagine, and I would think that at this time in our lives, everybody wants to know what the future's gonna be like.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, I'm sure the the king has plans for us.
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  SPEAKER_02: I would have liked to go, but you know, I I I can't tell the future.
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  SPEAKER_02: I I'm not a psychic.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, most of them can't either, so don't feel like anything happened last week at the conference that you want to share with the uh our millions of listeners?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the millions.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the listeners.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, the millions, you know, actually, yeah, there are a couple things.
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  SPEAKER_01: They had some new keynote speakers that were quite entertaining.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, one of them talked for three hours about how the rising of the Mayan sixth son meant we needed to reorganize our kitchens.
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  SPEAKER_01: I, you know, that I just I went, I got a coke during that one.
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  SPEAKER_01: But one was this guy who was into ghosts.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, I and I mean that metaphysically.
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  SPEAKER_02: That kind of gives me the creeps.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: For some reason, when you're doing the future stuff and the past, I'm really good with that.
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  SPEAKER_02: But when people start talking about ghosts, was now was was he a ghost?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, funny you should say that he dressed for the part and he started by asking the crowd a couple of questions just to see where they were, where where they stood ghost-wise, you know what I mean?
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  SPEAKER_01: So he asks, has anybody ever here ever seen a ghost?
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  SPEAKER_01: And you know, hey, this is a psychic convention, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Everybody's hand went up, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's not not a big surprise.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mine too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Although, really, what I saw may have been a vodka and weed-induced hallucination, but but I digress.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm going with ghosts.
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  SPEAKER_01: So then he asks, has anybody here ever talked to a ghost?
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  SPEAKER_01: And not quite as many hands, but quite a few went up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Again, not a big surprise.
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  SPEAKER_01: These are psychics, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so so yes, they've talked to ghosts.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I've talked to hundreds of hallucinations over my thousands of years, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: So then he asks, has anybody here ever had sex with a ghost?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, not to go all Tommy Smothers on you, but one guy in the back raised his hand.
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  SPEAKER_01: The speaker was stunned, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Apparently, this doesn't happen very often, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: He was talking to an audience of palm readers, crystal balls people, and phone psychics.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I those phone psychics, I gotta tell you, can't name even one Dion Warwick song.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he goes to this, talks to this guy in the back and says, Sir, you you you're saying you actually had sex with a ghost.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, the guy in the back stands up and says, Oh, no, no, no, my bad.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought you said goat.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think I know that guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Didn't I?
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  SPEAKER_02: I may have seen him at a farm aid concert.
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  SPEAKER_02: Did he have like uh was he tall and handlebar mustache?
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  SPEAKER_02: And he was wearing a t-shirt that said Christy Gnome shot my dog, and all I got was this t-shirt.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, in fact, his girlfriend was there too, and his girlfriend wore one that said, I'm with incredibly stupid.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, but that's the same guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's cool.
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  SPEAKER_02: And so were there any other speakers there that impressed you?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, there was one other that really, really impressed me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I felt like rising and giving him a Roman salute.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: Wait, you know, Roman salute wasn't Roman salute that guy in high school who stole all the SAT answers, but but I but I digress.
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  SPEAKER_01: This speaker talked about AI and how it will shape the future.
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  SPEAKER_01: They had a long line to get into that room because you know TSA isn't being paid right now, but but it was totally worth it, totally worth the wait.
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  SPEAKER_01: Turns out this guy created AI, and it's not Alan Iverson, his name is Adolf Inkster.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he totally captured the room.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this guy was a great speaker.
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  SPEAKER_01: Strange part was that in a room full of psychics, none of them had a clue what AI would do to us or for us in the future.
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  SPEAKER_01: Of course, I knew, but you know, the prime directive, you know, I I can't tell him.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's interesting.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is it me or did AI just come upon us where we didn't even like it was already assumed that everybody knew what it was because I didn't know what it was?
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  SPEAKER_02: So now you're telling me that this Adolf Inkster invented it and it he sounds like a smart guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, when I first heard of AI, I thought we were talking about 90s basketball stars, but you know, I I had no idea.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he did sound like a pretty smart guy, but yeah, you know, it's funny because the next day at the conference, I attended this talk on the great replacement theory, uh, which I see, I thought it was a magic show.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, great, now you see him, now you don't, kind of thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Turns out, uh, you know, it was a session on blood and soil, you know, both of which frankly sound pretty unappetizing to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's kind of like new age meets old eugenics, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you're not gonna believe who hosted that seminar.
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  SPEAKER_02: My dad?
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  SPEAKER_01: Now you're close.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're close.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was Adolf Inkster again.
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  SPEAKER_01: It turns out he invented both AI and the great replacement theory.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now he couldn't name that after himself, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, of course, our king is taking credit for AI, at least, of course, until AI sends unemployment through the roof.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then Biden will have created AI.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then he would be the AI czar.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is that what you're doing?
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  SPEAKER_01: The AI czar, yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's fascinating.
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  SPEAKER_02: I wish I could have gone to both of the sessions.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, they both, it sounds great, but you know, I wasn't a psychic, although I have been ghosted.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_01: I have some good news.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, you may have missed the conference, but I was able to get Mr.
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  SPEAKER_01: Inkster to come on our show, and he's right there just on the other side of that glass.
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  SPEAKER_02: Very cool.
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  SPEAKER_02: So let's bring him on the show then.
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  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to the Steve and Jeff Show, Mr.
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  SPEAKER_02: Adolph Inkster.
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  SPEAKER_02: So nice to have you here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, it's it's a pleasure to be here, uh, Mr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Epstein, and uh nice to see you again, Steve.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, I'm glad you enjoyed uh both my seminars.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I did, but I I should tell you though, Jeff now his name is Jeffrey, but his last name isn't Epstein.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but anyway, back to the seminars.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're both very entertaining.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought that ghost outfit you wore in the first seminar was great.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, that white sheet you wore was perfect for Halloween, too.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh Jeff's so his last name's not Epstein.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_03: No, Jeff's name's my bad.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh but I mean, and and and again, it's a pleasure.
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  SPEAKER_03: Again, and as far as wearing the white seat, uh she I I try to wear it year-round.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, it gets the the crowds going, especially when I'm you know, speaking of the Capitol.
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  SPEAKER_03: Dress for the job you want.
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  SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
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  SPEAKER_02: Should I call you Mr.
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  SPEAKER_02: Adolf or Mr.
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  SPEAKER_03: Inkster or how would you you can call me whatever you want as long as I'm getting paid.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, you don't have to worry about my last name because people make that mistake all the time.
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  SPEAKER_02: According to Steve, you invented both the great replacement theory and AI.
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  SPEAKER_02: So which which one of those came first?
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh well, the and again, you have to think about this, you know, how how long ago back thought was, you know, uh everybody's got thoughts.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, everybody's had it, FDR's had it, Lincoln's had it, you know, again, uh even up to the smallest child that you've ever seen born.
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  SPEAKER_03: They've all had thoughts.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so so again, the replacement theory, if I have to date it, you know, that one came first.
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  SPEAKER_03: And it's more of a philosophy to identify what's wrong with the country, you know, like the the DEI, the woke, the higher taxes for doctors, accountants, lawyers.
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  SPEAKER_03: Whereas AI is the tool that'll help us get to where we need to be, as they say, uh a more perfect union requires a more perfect people.
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  SPEAKER_03: It'll works for everybody.
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  SPEAKER_03: So so just to give you an example about how AI helps create harmony with people that might be different or a tad inferior, uh, you notice I lower taxes into the conversation and specifically naming Jewish professions, mostly because AI detected Jeff might be Jewish.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you see how that works?
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  SPEAKER_01: I can tell you, I feel so much more harmonious.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_01: AI, I guess, detected Jeff's ethnic background and changed the language to make it appear that you're his friend.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I can see how that would be useful to you know, sociopaths.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, oh, well, I mean, it's we're already using it in politics.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, well, there you go, man.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, again, you you Marjorie Taylor Greene is suddenly sounding like a decent person with reasonable values.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think she found something and you know was was visited by three ghosts in the night, Scrooge style?
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, it's it's what AI can do.
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  SPEAKER_02: So they're responsible for the the new uh Marjorie Taylor Green.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's very cool.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it sounds like a really good thing.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_02: I I just have to ask one thing did did you do this to Congress, all the members of Congress, or just Marjorie Taylor Green?
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's kind of that thing.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, it took a while with Marjorie, uh, to be fair.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_03: She she had a lot to kind of undo to redo, if you know what I mean.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_03: But uh, but the and the issue is also it was just kind of a numbers thing, because what would we want Congress to do that they're not already doing?
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_03: They're doing nothing, so it almost gets to the point now where if you give them AI, you focus them, and now they're doing things, and it's just it's just the whole system didn't know what to do with it.
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  SPEAKER_03: So we we kind of had to skip past that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, that makes total sense.
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  SPEAKER_02: And yeah, let me just ask one more thing about names.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, you mentioned that my name was Epstein, so your name is kind of unique, you just don't see people named Adolf anymore for I guess for obvious reasons.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, is there a reason that you're named Adolf?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean, it's it's been in my family for four generations.
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  SPEAKER_03: I did change the last name.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, you know, Inkster is not very common, uh, because it seemed to it, it the last name that I had prior seemed to upset uh a certain kind of people, and AI actually AI did come up with a better name.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's that's a funny little actoy.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's why I am known as AI.
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  SPEAKER_03: It stands for my initials, you know.
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  SPEAKER_03: Originally, originally I was calling artificial intelligence uh artificial haptics or ah, and which was also after my uh initials, AH.
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  SPEAKER_03: So uh, but for some reason, uh just seemed to scare more people, so we switched it to AI.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_01: That was probably a good idea to make that derange, I mean, that change.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_01: Uh tell us a little more about what the great replacement theory means and how you came up with it.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, sure.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_03: Well, uh, and again, uh it's not that I don't want to do the labor, but it it because it is a situation, it is probably one of the most misunderstood terms today that people use.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's kind of that and ethnic cleansing, you know, it's kind of one of those two.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's like it's potato potato, you're trying to get it going, but basically it fights the movement to displace Americans from their god-given right to have good jobs and live what they want next to who they want.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it's really it's about choice.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_03: You know, they always talk about people are needing to be pro-choice.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's it's about choice.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am definitely about the choice, and you know, it's it's our ability as a country to choose who can be here and what they should look like, and I don't know what jobs they can do and where they can live.
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  SPEAKER_03: Without making these choices for people, we we we'd we'd just have chaos.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_03: So again, pro-choice about the matter.
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  SPEAKER_02: Seems like some of your followers blame some ethnic groups for their struggles, or at least that's what the fake news says.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_02: But the truth is you're saying it's the opposite.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_03: You know, once we get to the um originals, as I like to call them, uh, you know, uh, as we get once we get them back to the jobs that they used to have and and back in the neighborhoods that they used to live in, then it'll be about personal responsibility.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, that's that's why our king's deportation efforts are are so important to basically to basically put the the the genie back in the bottle.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then you ship the bottle off to Mexico.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh plus um at the same time we're we're cleaning up our country.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_03: Israel has done, with with the king's help, an excellent job of clearing out the Gaza Strip to make room for the so-called American Jews to return to their homeland.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, think about how great America would be once we go back to the Christian country our forefathers wanted it to be.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_01: Well, uh, to paraphrase plastic birthray and saplan portois.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_01: Well, let's talk a little more about AI, or I don't know, maybe I should just pack my bags and go back to the Cosmell Hilton.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's it's looking pretty good right now.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_01: But uh any anyway, how how AI works is probably a little more than the show could handle, or more than hosts like us could handle, probably.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, maybe yeah, maybe maybe we could talk about what AI can do and in fact is doing to make our world better.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can you give us a couple examples of how companies are using AI right now?
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, sure.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I I guess I I could start with the uh Steve and Jeff show.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_03: You remember that fake interview that was done on I Have to Ask with Elizabeth Hess?
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that was AI, and your partner Jeffrey Epstein ordered it.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_03: I think it came out really good.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_03: Although Jeff seemed a little bit neurotic, if you know what I mean, like Woody Allen like.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_02: So, Steve, I was gonna tell you there were a lot of times when we were in Mexico I was gonna tell you about this, but I got this call from this really nice woman with this crazy sexy voice.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_02: And she was a big fan of our show, and she asked if I wanted to promote the show, and you know, whether she she could help promote it.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_02: And before I knew it, it ran on their podcast, and and I didn't know how to tell you, so I just kind of played dumb and it sounded okay.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm just really sorry, Steve.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I think I owe you a bigger apology.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_01: About a month ago, my mom told me that Johnny gave her the clap.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_01: And I was at first I was gonna renegotiate his contract, but then I thought, no, I'll just replace him with AI.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_01: Well, sounded like a good idea, but unfortunately, though, AI Johnny ended up becoming MAGA Johnny, and that's how we got deported.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_01: Worst part is that a couple weeks ago, my mom came clean and told me that she gave Johnny the clap.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm just he's back, the real Johnny's back.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry that a disease made us get deported.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_02: Uh all's forgiven.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_03: Well, uh, Jeff and Steve, I I think it turned out great in the end, you know.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: Although, if I'm being completely honest, Jeff, that woman who called you, is also AI.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but but you might want to get a hold of her.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_03: She is very attractive and loves the show, and she is ready to get uh the plane tickets you uh offered her to show up at the door.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks for the heads up.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_02: I'll I'll consider that.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_02: I think I still have her number.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_02: It sounds like AI is off and running.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_02: And who knows what it'll be like in the coming weeks, months, and years.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_02: And for the most part, I think it probably will make our lives better.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_02: Have you had any failures at this point?
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_02: Because it sounds like nothing but successes.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_02: Anything that you still need to work on?
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I mean, all the time, you know, not not to dwell too much in the the failure pile, you know.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_03: I tend to try to stand outside of it.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, for example, uh, the king asked me to come up with a uh AI version of uh JD Vance.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but it was so close to the real thing, it just kind of creeped everyone out.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_03: Uh again, same with uh Chuck Schumer uh and Ted Cruz.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_03: You know, they just we tried to make an AI Biden, but again, I think it moved too much at the time.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_03: Uh not believable at all.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_03: Uh knew exactly where he was going 90% of the time, and just it didn't happen.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_03: But but on the other, on the other hand, though, but we did make Mike Johnson uh from scratch.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and and we're we're absolutely proud as at how he came out, and that's kind of how we were able to make Marjorie Taylor Green really well, because it was basically just Mike Johnson in reverse, and then just kind of figured that out.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_03: Uh he appears very sincere and very religious and awe shucks, but he is evil to the core and an enormous liar, you know.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_03: It's perfect, he's perfect, and and besides politics, we're working on big changes to the world we're living in.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, we're we're we're reversing the aging process, we're making dumb Americans smart, and we're reinventing porn.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_03: Nice big, big changes, you know, that there are that there is so much joy to bring to every American, and it's an exciting time that we live in, and I am just glad that I can help share it.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_03: And all we have to give up is three out of the five Great Lakes worth of water.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but it's just the smaller ones, you know, it's just Huron and Ontario, which of course I never liked Ontario.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_03: To me, it's too much of a Canadian lake, in my opinion.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_03: So as long as we keep Michigan and Superior, we'll we'll be fine.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_01: Excellent.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, uh Mr.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_01: Angster, given your history and kind of what you've laid out here, I I can't say I'm on board with any of this, but yeah, who knows?
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe maybe I'm AI.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe that's AI Steve talking.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I can definitely make AI Steve approve it as well.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but you never know, and and you never will know anyway.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_03: So uh both of you, uh basically take care of yourselves, uh, Steve and Jeff.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_03: And Jeff, get some warm clothes, okay, and until AI changes the weather, and the the Gaza Strip can get awfully, awfully cold at night because you know.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we'll do.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_02: I will do that, and thank you for being on the show.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_02: It was uh enlightening and scary and thrilling and horrifying, kind of all wrapped into one.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it really um illuminated things that I didn't necessarily want illuminated, but but you know, yeah, thank you for being on the show.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_01: And uh now that Johnny is back, I think you know, typically we give our guests some gifts, and I think Johnny has some things for you, but uh I there's some things he might like to give you that he probably can't.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, real Johnny, what do we have for Mr.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_00: Adolf Inkster?
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_00: Right, Steve?
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_00: Adolf will hail the chance to be CEO of his own country for three hours with the dazzling Curtis Yarvin King for a Day package.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_00: The day starts with shedding that old skin with Yarvin's overnight great replacement cream using patented dark enlightenment techno drugs.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_00: Then you'll thrill as you destroy one-by-one real simulated models of our national symbols.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_00: Have some FOMO about not being there for the White House demolition?
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_00: No worries, furries! You can wield your own handcrafted culture clever baseball bat and smash the Capitol, the Lincoln and Jefferson Memorials, and everyone's favorite phase, the Washington Monument.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, Germany Arts not included.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_00: A day of pureblooded fun from those monarchs at Curtis Alhurtis, an Appropriation Station Company.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_00: And you'll be the hit of the next Bundesrally with a brand new tinfoil hat from the Bonitos of West Palm collection.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_00: Choose from Fedora, Derby, or Halal Korcher Pork Prague.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_00: Bonitos, courtesy of appropriation station.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_00: And last and least, you'll get the home version of that popular political game Who's to Blame Ethnicity Edition.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_00: Scapegoat your way to being a master race baiter, or maybe a race masturbator.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_00: Your choice.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_00: This has been a wake the F Buff production in association with Soil Flood Media.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_00: Read all about Steve and Jeff at their website, StephenJep.com.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_00: This is Jotty speaking.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_00: I forgive Steve for creating AI Jotty.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm back and all is good again.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_00: Gotta say though, it was a little funny the way it backfired on him deportation at all.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay, I'll be good.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_00: Good night.