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Show #156 Return of Magnus CockThunder and Z Is Eternal · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Because Fuck You That's Why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Hello, and welcome to episode one fifty six of Because Fuck You That's
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  Why. Thank you, Thank you the plastic audience. Um, we have
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  we have a very special game lined up for you. It is the triumphant
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  return of Magnus cock thunder Duet. So hard, dude, it is hard
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  not to head back to it. Yeah, yeah, I listened to it
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  one hundred and fifty six times at least, and every single time we're sitting
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  here headbag in the whole time. Yeah, I will come here just to
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  hear that it's so good. Uh. And also a special guest, Disease
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  Eternal, is here with us. Ye. See what's going on? The
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  people out there you can't see this, but it's very strayed the fact that
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  the majority of people get that we're head bagging, have no hair to head
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  bag. There is a staggering percentage there here And I'm not it's I think
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  it's sexy here for it. Yeah, I think the sexy. I've got
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  enough hair to go around. I wouldn't. I would take a bone and
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  ball shiner to each and every one of you. Let's do formal introduction,
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  shall we? Uh, this is a panel show inspired podcast. We're gonna
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  play three silly games, all for faky points. Uh, it doesn't really
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  get you anything. There's no steaks, doesn't really matter who wins. Yeah,
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  my email said there's a cash prize. There is absolutely is. Tell
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  you all about it at the end of the show when locks behind me.
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  Uh, so let's get to it. Oh, we never figured out who
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  was gonna be on whose team? How do we want to do this?
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  You want to shake things up? Yeah? What what? What haven't you
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  done? Who haven't you played with before? You'd like to be teaching every
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  one of you? Yeah, you have preference. No, No, no
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  preference at all. I mean we've been doing a thing lately where we've been
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  making the BFY tow Boys play against a team of other people, So I
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  think we might stick to that. So it's gonna be Magnus and the verses.
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  Oh yeah, and so having said that, let's start with the team
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  captain for by t W. He's a gamer and a storyteller, and he's
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  my youngest friend. It's Aggie technically not my youngest friend anymore. No,
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  um, like third just your friend, just a friend. I thought you
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  around road around those school years. I'm not but a different one. It
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  turns out like some of the guests we've had, actually this guy. So
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  in any event, so I'm gonna I always do introductions with the question,
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  Aggie. The question is going to be, uh, what is something that
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  you just passed you by, you didn't pay attention to, and then when
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  you found it, you know, years or however long later, you absolutely
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  fell in love with it. Oh no, why do you have to give
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  me this RelA something you came to enjoy but you got too late. Oh
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  man, I had something for this too, Because there's a lot of you
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  should probably say it. Yeah, well yeah I should if I could remember
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  the word. Um, But what was it that I wish i'd do?
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  You want me to come back to you? Yeah, come back to me?
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  Okay? That was Algy's introduction Awkward and his partner. He's a podcaster
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  and a veteran and as it turns out, veteran podcaster. It's Stevie.
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  Is this guy? Is that guy? Same question? Is there something that
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  you passed you by but later on you found out it was really cool and
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  we really liked it. Yeah, a game that we just started recently playing.
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  You put in like thirty hours in the last couple of days. Yeah,
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  No, Man's Sky. Hell yeah. I've never played this game previous
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  to this year, and the only reason I did is because it's VR capable.
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  That was the only I was like, Fuck, I want to fly
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  around in something. You know what I would? I would probably that's a
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  great idea. I never even thought it's amazing because playing on the computer,
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  I don't think I would genuinely enjoy. But on VR that's kind of cool.
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  I've been digging the hell out of it on my PC's that you're better
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  for old playing now because if you played it when it first came out,
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  it was a dumpster. I heard because Algie was one of the people who
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  told me about it. I thought it was okay when I first came out,
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  but it was just okay compared to what they were. But what it
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  is now, it's gorgeous, so much better. Yeah, there is so
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  much more. They cleaned it up and got it. They stuck to it
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  like they kept working on it for years year and you can play multiplayer and
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  nice like I'm in VR, they're not, and where we can still be
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  together like yeah, it's cross platform has become a thing now that we never
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  dreamed of. His Oh god, if you want to play with our friends,
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  you had to be on the same TV with the Frost And even when
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  they finally did networking and everything was like, well, if you have an
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  Xbox in the PlayStation, you're not playing together too bad. Yeah, you
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  know, and PC was like just the kid out in the basement playing alone.
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  We'll have our we'll have our own open your desktop over to Aaron's house.
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  We had so much fun doing that, we did playing Artemis and all
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  that. Gosh that that game is rocking and they have a VR version of
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  that now it's a Star Trek one. All right, So Stevie, excellent
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  answer. Come back to yet. All right, what was the question again?
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  Something something had passed you by that you came too late and discovered later
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  that it was awesome. Okay, I should probably think of something. Want
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  me to come back to you again. Let's come back to Augie a second
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  time. Which one of you two would like to be captain of your team?
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  Does it matter? What does the captain do? Do I have extra
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  responsibility? Captain has final say? And what the what? Okay? In
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  that case, we'll start with the captain, and that's not how democracy work.
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  Cosplay Photographer to the Star is available at a conyr U. It's z
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  as eternal. Yeah, well there's stars in our eyes in any event.
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  Um Ze, same question. Something that you came too late but found out
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  it was absolutely awesome. I'm gonna have to say more to likely cosplay an
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  anime interesting because we like the school I graduated from has a convention that I
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  did not know about till after I graduated. Wow. Yeah, And when
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  we first went to our first convention of the groups that went up there,
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  I'd been I've been watching anime like in school every now and then I knew
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  about it. I didn't know about cosplay, really, I didn't know about
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  conventions, and it was like, wait, what people actually do this?
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  This is the thing that we could do. Yeah, I think you could
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  go and do this and have never turned back. Yeah yeah, yeah absolutely.
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  And again what was available to us back then versus now is completely deflutely
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  real media player compression. You have a whole series of an anime CD.
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  Yeah, if you're watching Rono one half, but the subtitles are in yellow,
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  you can barely read them, like, I'm glad you subbed these,
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  but could you picked any other fucking color? Remember Next Day anime? Yes,
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  we thought was legit and like, no, this is completely super but
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  you know, it was the only way that yeah, it was. It
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  was. Yeah, I haven't thought about real players, holy crap, but
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  yeah, I used it way back in the day, like files. It
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  wasn't for anim but I used it. Yeah, old just got to like
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  DVDs and the blue right. It's like, so I went from you know,
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  it took me a hundred CDs. I'm about two DVDs and that was
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  on one blue ring and I have space for music and other stuff like what
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  the heck? Wow? I love the March of Technology absolutely uh and his
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  partner and teammate, it's Magnus cock Thunder, the very best board game YouTube
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  slash Twitch channel in history. Yes, thank you for having me that nobody
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  knows about it, still the best out. It's niche. Okay, it's
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  niche. It is niche because me, because the people that work on it
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  are very lazy and very tighter. The lazy very Wait a minute, and
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  so the same question, is there something that you really enjoy but you only
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  found out about it way after it became a thing. Yeah. Absolutely.
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  So. Um, I have this computer sitting on my table in my living
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  room now and it has a plethora of vintage games on it, Okay,
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  and I can't believe how many I never knew about sequels I've never played,
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  you know, because back in the day when we were kids, you know,
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  you had to buy cartridges. They were like forty fifty bucks a piece.
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  We didn't have that kind of money growing up. I definitely grew up
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  not having a lot of consoles and things like that. So in the consoles,
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  I did have maybe six or seven games for on systems that have hundreds
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  of games. Yeah, So I am reliving my childhood playing games that I
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  used to see it. Like, you know, there used to be the
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  store called Toys r Us or Best. I only ever saw them under glass,
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  yeah, under glass. Yeah yeah, and I would see them and
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  I'm like, wow, I never I'm like, what do you mean there's
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  thirteen fucking Mega Mans, two of them, like you know what? So
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  I am I am reliving the eight bit and sixteen bit platforms in a whole
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  new light and remembering how hard games used to be. Yeah, it's just
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  like game over, start from the fucking beginning, bitch. You're like,
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  well, because it's not like any where every game you die in now,
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  it's just like, oh you respond in a minute, You're you're five feet
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  away from where you died, you know, not anymore. Oh man,
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  So I'm very thankful. I can't believe how much I'm genuinely enjoying it.
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  Whoever set up that machine for you is a fucking legend. Yeah, yeah,
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  I genuinely appreciate his worth. It was absolutely worth doing. Yeah yeah,
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  no, no, just just for the LA audience listening. It was
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  me yeah, um yeah, but no um and funny enough like that used
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  to be Stevie's old gaming PC. I'm just fantasticooped up and put the best
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  usible ram and yeah, it's phenomenal and it's it's beautiful. It's an absolutely
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  gorgeous machine. And I yeah, it's a little kind of felt bad about
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  letting it go, but I'm like, yeah, at least I know it's
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  going to good. Oh yeah, it sounds Hubert. I'm like, oh
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  my god, I remember standing in lying in your fucking arcade. It'll lands
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  castle to wait to play Cubert. When I was a little kid like,
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  you know what, it's all fucking mine and I'm terrible at it. I'm
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  glad I didn't sink a million quarters into this ship. Oh my god.
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  Yes, all right, well that's our teams. We're gonna play three games.
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  Let's get started the game. Yeah, oh yeah, no, I've
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  did stop answer what he missed that he found later on? He just could
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  not enjoy The end to this bit is gonna be the very end of the
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  episode. Hug is gonna go, oh, I know, I'm not saying
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  I have something cute up just in case. Yeah, let's kill it.
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  Let's get it out of Okay, dud, do you actually have an answer?
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  Yeah? I do have an answer. So I wish I got into,
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  or was at least more interested in, like media entertainment, or as
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  we know now is podcasting. I wish I got into it sooner because I
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  get to have so much fun with my friends now making stupid jokes about how
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  I got high and forgot my answer three times in a row. Yeah yeah,
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  but then you get so many unique takes now, and it's yeah,
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  it's just we've met a lot of super cool people and it's all of it
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  and blast so I'd have to agree with you on that one. My answer
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  before The Curious was stolen by Stevie, it was going to be no Man
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  Sky because I've just been whenever I have a spare moment, I'm flying off
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  to some new planet. That's awesome, dude, naming it after Stevie's pubic.
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  It's pretty amazing galaxy so far, I literally have a settlement called Stevie's
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  Bush. So yeah, because that was the dirtiest thing I could get past
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  the profanity food. So is there a way to turn that thing off?
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  Yeah, it's not fair. I should be allowed to turn So why are
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  all these plans just estrixes on my screen? Is so dumb? All right,
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  let's get to her first game. It's worth one point, and it's
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  called like Share Block. It's an old favorite. I'm gonna give you three
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  news stories. We're gonna discuss each new story one at a time, and
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  then each team is going to try and figure out which combination of like share
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  and block I would assign to the three stories. Whichever team gets it right
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  or gets closest to the correct answer, we'll win and earn themselves one point.
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  Story number one is woman missing for thirty years found in Puerto Rico nursing
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  home, refuses Slash unable to tell her story. So this is interesting.
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  She's a woman from Pennsylvania. She went missing in nineteen ninety two, and
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  around the time that she went missing, she was actively kind of I just
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  want to say, how terrifying it is that nine two was thirty years You
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  shut your horn. I was doing the math too. It didn't seem right
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  now I'm one years ago. Yeah, yeah, it was thirty years ago.
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  That's that's that's that's sad but true. Um, this lady was she
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  Uh, she was married to a gentleman a named Bob, and they she
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  was a straight A student. She was working as a model and as a
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  dance instructor, and then all of a sudden, one day, Bob said,
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  she started getting a little strange. She would start giving irrational rants.
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  Uh. And he caught her at one point, literally on the street downtown,
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  Uh, telling everybody to go home because the world was going to end
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  in three days. So thirty years later, Uh, that prophecy turned out
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  not to be true. Uh. And somebody in a rest home in Puerto
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  Rico who had at least heard of the story put two and two together and
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  said, maybe she's this woman. Uh, And they had a DNA test
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  on and sure enough it was her. Now she has full blown dementia at
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  this point, right, um so. But but whenever people have asked her,
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  she has refused to answer the question of where have you been? What's
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  happened in the past thirty years? Sex traffic Puerto Rico from Pennsylvania aliens aliens.
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  Yeah, The thing is, she had said plenty of times that she
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  had visited Puerto Rico as a teenager and had always wanted to go back.
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  So I think she may have been in the country the whole time. Yeah,
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  but nobody knows because she's the only one who knows and she ain't talking.
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  That's pretty wild. That's pretty wild. It's nuts that there's like no
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  one else who could be like, oh, yeah, we've seen her walking
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  around this place so and so many years ago or even week. Do you
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  think she like robbed a bank or something. How she paying for a nursing
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  home If no one knows who she is, well just remember you only,
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  like you know, substantially less money in Puerto Rico to do anything. That's
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  true. But yes, you agreed, you still have that income somewhere a
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  pool boy apparently poolboys paying for on a pool boys salary. It's Puerto Rico,
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  a lot of pools. Yeah, you also don't make as much.
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  Yeah yeah, so you man an event. Okay, it's that story number
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  one, Uh not the happiest story as evidenced by the mood coming down somewhat
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  in the room. Let's liven things up. The Roman sewing tool turns out
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  to be a dildo? What a multi tool? So there was a site
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  in northern England in nineteen ninety two archaeologists discovered a treasure trove of crafting goods
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  at the ancient fort and there was one relatively large six inch tool that had
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  a sort of a rounded mushroom head and widened out as he went down the
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  base um that they thought must have been a sewing tool of some kinds as
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  a tailor. How did they expect to sew with something like that? Like?
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  What purpose did they think it may have been? For leather work?
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  I wonder, yeah, like a wrap it around it? Well, to
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  make another dildo? Yeah no, you gotta make lambskin condoms man leather works.
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  As anyone knowls how to do this? Yeah. They originally filed it
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  as a darning egg, an implement used to men's socks and other clothing.
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  Oh you put the sock over and then sew it up kind of thing.
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  Yeah sure, yeah that makes sense. Yeah, I always put my socks
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  over giant penis. Yeah yeah, keep safe, man, it's like a
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  thing, and I'm gonna try and show it's not any we can show on
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  a podcast, obviously, but that is very clearly obviously a penis. Like,
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  I'm not going crazy. They didn't have they didn't suction cups back then,
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  so best co hey to go my weight in place? Yeah, there
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  it is. Oh, I get it, I get it. You see
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  it right, it's it's a pretty large penis. Well, how do they
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  know what was Roman to have like x X L on it or something?
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  You can't tell that size. I just want to say, if your penis
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  is shaped like that, you should probably go to a doctor. Well,
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  in any event, pyramid penis scientists have taken a closer look at it and
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  have determined that it must actually be a Roman dildo. So someone is just
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  having fun while they're at work, that's all I feel that. There's so
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  you don't fall off the chair while you're sewing. If you can make aqueduct
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  different, it's either a dildo or there's nothing in between that this could be.
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  You can look those two things together so you can whistle while you work.
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  So I didn't read the article like did they did they finally DNA on
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  a tube? Verify that? Like, oh yeah, this is juicy,
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  this standard issue? Like did they give it like a solid sack down an
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  ascendance? At first I thought it was gonna be like a thimble or like
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  a beadle, Like, I don't know how you would that with a dildo.
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  No, no, No, it's a very large wooden penis shaped standard
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  issue, biggest model. Yeah, exactly, exactly boards Roman soldiers just whittling
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  away at wood. Yeah. I made this for my wife so she doesn't
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  go away. Although that that's being said, there was also a lot of
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  fornication with the military, so it mainsibility doesn't have to have been for a
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  woman. Why did you join the Trojan war while they killed my husband?
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  Yeah you're a man, sir, Yes I am. Well, then fight
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  on, Maximus. I must leave. But here I made this for you.
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  Remember, roommates, keep it if you will. I want you to
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  look at it every time you wake up. There's always banking noises every time.
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  All right, let's let's move on. Ord knows. That's what I
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  think about Story number three. Story number three is VW Volkswagen, not Virginia
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  West. Uh didn't help police find a kidnapped child because the GPS subscription expired.
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  Fucking germans Man. I was thinking, as Herbie the love Bug,
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  they were trying to get a Volkswagen itself to help them find a kid,
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  and it was like, Sarah Bak, Yeah, paint first. Yeah,
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  Volkswagen may want to up their customer service work a little bit. Um.
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  So a pair of crooks to a Volkswagen car from a woman in Illinois.
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  Uh, and the car had her two year old still in the vehicle,
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  right. Uh. Cops immediately called once they found out that the car had
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  come with a specific GPS system. Yeah, yeah, I think it was.
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  It's a VW Atlas. Yeah, and a lot of them have built
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  in GPS navigation. Yeah it had. It had a car net is the
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  name of the system, and it should have made finding the car a piece
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  of cake. But VW said they would not track the vehicle with an abducted
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  child in it until they received payment to reactivate the tracking device in the stolen
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  car. If the police are asking you, like do they want the police
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  to play for the you know, the ransom. Yeah, I don't know,
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  as far as I'm concerned, like this is aiding and abetting a kidnapping.
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  It is, honestly, I mean yeah, but maybe maybe the person
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  on the customer service line got pulled over that morning. He's like, you
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  know what, fuck the police, Yeah, fuck you, where's about warrant?
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  Bitch, I ain't giving you ship. Some kid had thrown up the
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  day. He's just subscription for these childs. Maybe he wasn't accomplished. You
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  don't know. Maybe inside you gotta rerouted to the kidnap and he's like,
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  oh, you didn't re subscribe him, so sorry we can So this story
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  does have a happy ending their money. Somebody spotted the car with their eyes
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  and and called it into the police, who swiftly tracked down the car and
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  the robbers and safely brought the kid home without VW's help. But I I
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  would find the living shit out of them at last. I feel that's a
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  lawsuit, just like, holy crap, that's a that should be a lawsuit
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  if it isn't. My god, like they weren't asking them like can you
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  re establish this things? So the person can you know, we just need
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  you to tell us where the car is right now? Ye shut it right
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  back down. Yeah, yeah exactly, we know you know where it is.
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  Just let us know a lot of those things are third party vendors too.
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  Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely, Like it definitely wasn't like Volkswagen it
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  was. Yeah, it was contracted tech help company. Yeah, like like
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  north Star that it's in Chevy's Like that's north Star is a separate company.
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  Yeah yeah, and we uh when I worked, and I can't remember the
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  name of the company, but it definitely wasn't Verizon. We did we did
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  wireless wireless service calls for Verizon customers. Yeah yeah, so yeah, it
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  happens all the time, but it's still superarticulate. Yeah, unbelievable that that
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  occurred at all. But anyway, that is our three stories. So now
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  our contestants have to figure out which one I pre selected to like share and
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  block of the three. Um, Now, because you're the guests, we're
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  gonna let you guys go first. Should we write it down? So we're
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  all different. Now, you guys can talk about it. Just talking about
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  it, figure it out, and then tell me what your answer is.
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  What nation you think? What if we choose the same answer. I mean
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  you can, but he's the captain. No, no, I mean what
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  if the teams have the same camp. They have to something we got them,
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  they have to I think he's gonna share the dildo. You don't share
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  dildos, man, don't That's how you get asked hygiene gentleman. You never
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  go ask the mouth unless it's you know, are you gonna lean special?
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  Everything goes in origin. It's like, no, no, no, just
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  for me dildo? And you should have brought your own. Excuse me?
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  Do you have enough to share with the rest of the I did bring a
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  box of dildos. I mean, I'm not an asshole. Just must supply
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  your own loop. I have a box of dildos. Um I would share
• 24:52
  the Volkswagen story. I would. I feel like that's something I would want
• 24:56
  other people to also be outraged over. Yeah right, I absolutely would have
• 25:00
  to pick one for each of them. Yea, yeah, yeah, I
• 25:03
  would. I would absolutely share that. I would. I would block block
• 25:11
  and dimensionally who cares about depended Puerto Rican also demented. Block the fact that
• 25:18
  it was thirty years ago. No you do, yes, yes, I
• 25:22
  agree, Like that's that should not exist. I don't want to talk about
• 25:26
  how long ago it was, anything anything with a date in it. I
• 25:30
  just just blocked. Yeah, it's like thirty years ago, and I didn't
• 25:33
  block. No, we don't need I think I agree with that exists.
• 25:36
  Yeah, I agree with that. It may not be right, but I
• 25:38
  agree. All right. So you're saying, share the Bolkswagon story like the
• 25:44
  dildo and block the Puerto Rican woman discovered that is thirty years Okay, So
• 25:48
  Steve and Aggie, you guys have to give your answer now, but you
• 25:52
  cannot have the same answer. You have to change at least one of them.
• 25:55
  But you can keep you can keep one answer the same. So if
• 25:59
  you want to share the same story, you can, but you'd have to
• 26:00
  swap the other two. So I don't feel right blocking the dildo. I'm
• 26:06
  just telling no, no, no, no, no artificial clock blocking.
• 26:12
  Yeah if we if, if we feel different, historical cock blocking unclenched.
• 26:21
  So you're gonna keeping the keeping the dildo somewhere, so yeah, yeah,
• 26:25
  okay, okay, whatever. So what I had was I think I think
• 26:37
  block Voltswagen, because block Voltswagen. You don't want you don't think he wants
• 26:41
  people to know about it? Yeah, I think it just I mean,
• 26:44
  it had a happy ending, but it's just a shitty story about a corporation
• 26:48
  just being a corporation, you know, So fuck those guys. Um.
• 26:52
  But then, yes, share the dildobo, don't actually share the dildo,
• 26:57
  That's what I'm saying. I wand if there's like a t cozy for it,
• 27:03
  what's that in the corner door? You want to you want to like
• 27:07
  the dementia story, right, because it's kind of mysterious and she did get
• 27:14
  to go to Puerto Rico. Yeah, and you forget all the time,
• 27:15
  and I forget it all the time. So I kind of like, I
• 27:19
  think you've been clouded. I don't have dementia. I think if anything,
• 27:23
  did they share the dildo or they like to do they like like like,
• 27:27
  I think we should just keep the share. We should block that bitch.
• 27:32
  So you say share, share the dildo? Yes, like the Volkswagen story,
• 27:38
  block the Puerto rican story. I think that's so much of a downer
• 27:41
  that getting nothing on it. Aaron doesn't want that much of a downer.
• 27:45
  He's already got enough downers. All right. I feel a little targeted,
• 27:48
  but I sent him to be a y tw Hey, I forgot shit all
• 27:52
  the time, right, Yeah, that's that's my personal feeling. Now you're
• 27:55
  captain though, so you get the But as long as we're Sharon dildo's I'm
• 27:59
  happy. That's right. Okay, that's right. So Shar shared a dildo
• 28:03
  you shouldn't share, like the Voltswagen block the dementia. Okay, Well I
• 28:07
  can tell you that it didn't matter anyway, because Magnus and Ze got it
• 28:11
  exactly right. Of course, a thousand percent. Of course I would share
• 28:15
  the BW story because that is that is that is selective outrage. That is
• 28:18
  what the internet Isn't a tweet, I don't know what it is. I'm
• 28:22
  like, yeah, that's that's exactly where I belong. That is a Twitter
• 28:26
  story. That's when he was made for Twitter. Fuck this company in particular,
• 28:30
  It's basically what Twitter is for. Um. So I absolutely would share
• 28:33
  that. And of the two remaining I had to like the dildo, of
• 28:37
  course I didn't. Yes, there's no way I could cock block that cock
• 28:41
  yea, so to speak, which meant unfortunately blocking the the Puerto Rican story,
• 28:47
  even though it was kind of a joyous thing that she's been found after
• 28:49
  all this time. So she has no idea what her husband is glad that
• 28:53
  she's still alive, and you know, they they they're not exactly reconciling.
• 28:59
  He doesn't really want to speak to her. He just he's just glad he
• 29:00
  knows. At least I don't know he may have been. I think I
• 29:07
  think in the story he declared her debt or something. Yeah, nine years
• 29:08
  after she disappeared, he finally gave up the ghost and declared her debt.
• 29:12
  So it's just good to have it cleared up in his mind. He finally
• 29:17
  knows. So in any event, So despite all that, like the Dildos
• 29:21
  story was way funnier, So I had to like that. So one point
• 29:25
  goes to Magnus and they've taken the lead, but will they hold it?
• 29:30
  A Game two is coming up after the break. It's worth two points,
• 29:33
  and that's coming up right after this. Hey you there, We've got a
• 29:47
  question for you. Are you tired of clickbait stories and the loudest voices driving
• 29:52
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• 29:56
  I'm Corey. Could we host the podcast from the We're middle class guys living
• 30:02
  in the middle of America, in the middle chapters of our lives with points
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  in our discussions, covering genres like comedy, culture, entertainment, and interviews
• 30:15
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  So search at from the midpod just like it sounds, or check us out
• 30:40
  everywhere you can find podcasts. Hey man, welcome back. It's time for
• 30:55
  game two. Game two is going to be fined the kink I'm going to
• 30:59
  describe. I have three people who were caught or admitted to engaging in some
• 31:03
  sort of sexual debauchery, giving you as many details as I can about their
• 31:08
  lives without revealing their sexual proclivities. Each player will then guess or invent the
• 31:15
  extremely specific kink that this person has, and if anyone is correct, they'll
• 31:21
  earn one point, but the funniest answer each round will also earn a point.
• 31:26
  The team with the most points after three rounds wins and earns two episode
• 31:30
  points. Please note, however, for decency's sake, none of these kinks
• 31:33
  will be illegal, and I humbly request that you all keep your guests as
• 31:37
  legal as well. Yeah, we should cross in what country this one?
• 31:48
  Uh? So Thailand is out? Rules? Yeah? Are these are these
• 31:55
  living or dead famous people? Or oh they're not famous? I don't think,
• 31:59
  Oh just be famous, famous name famous people have lawyers. I think
• 32:15
  of the exposure at the age of nine, I wasn't in the telpipe.
• 32:22
  Where was it be a game for that show? All right, are you
• 32:25
  guys ready? Yes, all right, I'm going to describe this gentleman,
• 32:30
  our first kinkster, as it were. John first started engaging in this kink
• 32:35
  at age nine. At age ten, he had a sexual relationship with another
• 32:39
  boy, but he was beaten when his father discovered this. By the age
• 32:44
  of thirteen, he had become increasingly preoccupied with this kink and it started masturbating
• 32:50
  while engaging in this activity, and by age twenty eight, he was doing
• 32:54
  it several times a week. John was disgusted by his habit, but he
• 33:00
  derived no pleasure from normal sexual activities. I think I have an idea of
• 33:08
  what this actually is. Okay, you want to give it a shot.
• 33:12
  His name was John, right, yep, that is. I believe John
• 33:15
  has a feelia of getting off while eating pudding. I'm pretty sure that's what
• 33:21
  this one is. Pudding. Think about it, man, It's soft,
• 33:25
  it's sweet, it's squishy, it's fun to play with. Also, we've
• 33:34
  learned a lot about Stevie every time we play. This game is amazing.
• 33:39
  You will never feel the same lubrication on your hands as you will with a
• 33:44
  pudding. I guarantee it. You put some pudding on your palm and you
• 33:49
  pull your pud. Man, it's perfectly passionate. Do you think I just
• 33:58
  have to point out? I think he worked hard to make sure every words
• 34:00
  started with God, damn it. Ste Well, that's Stevie's answer. Does
• 34:09
  anyone else have an answer? Um? Oh god, oh, I got
• 34:15
  another one. I'm not you're not allowed to answer twice. A kink that
• 34:23
  you can masturbate well, engaging in your ki. Yeah yeah, I think
• 34:30
  I think John's probably a fake name. Yeah yeah, yeah. I think
• 34:36
  if the names in the reports weren't fake already I changed them. That's fair.
• 34:40
  I feel like I feel like this would be something that like, you
• 34:43
  know, like Ted Cruz would be into getting his ass beat by Republicans while
• 34:47
  someone bangs his wife and he watches as long as you can put it on
• 34:52
  TV. Yeah, oh my god. Next, it seems that you know,
• 34:55
  you know, we can't have boys dressing in girls clothes, but we
• 35:00
  can definitely get our ass beat while we watched Republicans paying my way anything.
• 35:04
  I think I think he has a affilia if you will, of um,
• 35:09
  masturbating while engaging in conversation with another person or just okay, okay. He
• 35:19
  has to be engaged in a conversation like like over the phone, like do
• 35:24
  you have a cell phone up to his ears? He could do that,
• 35:27
  Yeah, yeah, I think that in person for a second, looking down,
• 35:34
  you know, where are your eyes? He did it in front of
• 35:36
  another do you like walk up to a store counter and just hide everything and
• 35:39
  like, yeah, can I ask where where in the store of the UK
• 35:45
  just just give me a minute. I mean, if they don't know you're
• 35:49
  doing you like working here, Okay, just let it happen. Okay,
• 36:00
  so we've heard tell about what you think? Man, I know you're not
• 36:02
  not I'm too skinky. Having problems trying to figure this. It's like there's
• 36:08
  like nothing to go on. Yea, it is so vague. The boy
• 36:14
  they got their asks by their dad. They started doing it, but they
• 36:17
  started masturbating while they were doing it, which means that the dick was not
• 36:22
  involved with it. Whatever answers Catholicism, it was a priest, but his
• 36:32
  father. That's what I'm saying. Oh the choir, the cat of nine
• 36:37
  tails. You know what I mean? Is this kink to to masturbate while
• 36:39
  singing him masturbate while singing that's good, that's good. I like, that's
• 36:45
  to be really freeing. One last answer from CJ. What do you got
• 36:47
  know that hit? Your answer is Catholicism? No, No, what's that?
• 36:54
  It was like, yeah, I think it's nine years old. He
• 37:00
  was a fan of Ted Cruise. Oh man, um, the only time
• 37:05
  someone has been asked you like the Ted Cruise and the answer was yes,
• 37:08
  yes, yeah. Uh so I can say uh, nobody got it right
• 37:14
  to nobody's surprise. John was a formacophiliac and had the sexual interest in being
• 37:21
  crawled upon or nibbled by insects. In John's case, it was ants,
• 37:27
  snails, and cockroaches. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna up that. Ye yeah,
• 37:34
  keep as far away from a thank you, and I have to say,
• 37:37
  hands down, the funniest one was the Ted Cruise. So point goes
• 37:43
  to C. J one pin. Let's move on to I got. Let's
• 37:50
  let's wash that out of our mouths with kink number two. In in nineteen
• 37:58
  ninety, a young woman wrote to Cosmopolitan complaining that she was too embarrassed to
• 38:02
  tell her boyfriend what really turns her on. She would only be able to
• 38:07
  orgasm if he did it, but it was hard to manipulate him into doing
• 38:12
  it, even going so far as to do it to him, and he
• 38:15
  rarely did it on his own. I sadly have no more details to share
• 38:23
  it because that's literally all she put in the letter. But Augie is ready
• 38:28
  age is an answer already at the time of climax, herself or her boyfriend
• 38:35
  have to do the thing with his hand where it's here's the church. I
• 38:42
  was thinking. I was thinking, if we don't do I'm not going to
• 38:47
  go. You have to do it that way? Do you love me?
• 38:55
  Or don't you need this? Wow? Wow? Damn If if they don't
• 39:06
  say, uh, what a lovely tea party as they finished, then they
• 39:12
  don't finish all the way. You don't get the full orgasm first, more
• 39:15
  of a post orgasm thing. But yeah, you gotta have it there to
• 39:17
  get the full thing full. I feel like on the wrong end, like
• 39:22
  it's happened beforehand to turn her on to get it read. I don't know,
• 39:25
  man, Yeah, I think you just hear something at the end is
• 39:29
  enough sometimes like oh my god, my husband's home, okay, to like
• 39:36
  fired on her or something like something stupid and simple like yeah, she's fired
• 39:39
  on him, but he's just never done it back to her, and she
• 39:40
  doesn't know how to tell him that she really steeds him fired on her face.
• 39:45
  And that's what's gonna get it really wet. Rob that answer. I
• 39:49
  like it. I can't get off. It's just funny one one. I
• 39:57
  really think that it probably involves like U frosting, piping bag and some Natila
• 40:04
  probably you know, give give a little squeeze into the ass, and you
• 40:07
  gotta eat it out of there. Otherwise it's just not That's how she gets
• 40:13
  the motor revin. They call it to roll and life is good. He
• 40:20
  really does it himself, she's got a prime him, but sometimes she does
• 40:25
  it for him, and I think he probably enjoys it. Uh. And
• 40:28
  considering we learned last episode that forty two percent of Americans have eaten ass,
• 40:32
  yeah, yeah, yeah, it seems likely. Uh. And I don't
• 40:37
  mind telling you the CJ is actually the closest. Yeah, is actually good
• 40:42
  for the prostate? Not right. The young woman is an alvinophiliac, which
• 40:46
  is a sexual attraction to the navel, and in her case, she enjoyed
• 40:51
  having her own navel licked. Okay, that's not that seems like a yeah
• 40:57
  okay, wrong, wrong, there even like it, but it is different.
• 41:01
  It's interesting that she can't orgasm unless he does it, which is like,
• 41:06
  did she clean the lint out first? You saved that for your partner?
• 41:12
  Okay, take a little tree while you're down there, do you feel
• 41:15
  it coming out? But the funniest answer was the steeple had to be That
• 41:22
  was genius, well done. So that is a point to Augie as we
• 41:29
  go to ut number three to get ready. In an article from two thousand,
• 41:34
  Galen is a thirty nine year old man who states that he came to
• 41:37
  his kink very young, at six or seven years old. When asked When
• 41:43
  asked if he noticed women, he replied, women didn't phase me. I
• 41:45
  just figured I was into something better. Gamelin showed no embarrassment over his kink,
• 41:51
  and when asked about the objects of his desire, he revealed that he
• 41:54
  owns over a thousand of them. See he's got an answer all ready.
• 42:00
  What was his named? Galen? Galen has thephilia of rubbing his genitals on
• 42:07
  stuffed animals. He gets off of stuffed animals. Wow. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:10
  I say beanie babies. Yeah. When was this story release? This
• 42:15
  was two thousands and he's thirty nine years old. Yep, And I know
• 42:19
  I is what he found his thing. YEA. I want to say POGs
• 42:27
  bugs like like having having the drop, and you're like, oh, I
• 42:35
  don't know how he uses them. Yeah, I would say, yeah,
• 42:37
  that's why he has over a thousand of them, Like yeah, collecting for
• 42:38
  a like six like POGs are where it's at right, Wow? It never
• 42:43
  looked back. Yeah, okay, he's got an answer. I think I
• 42:46
  think it's Jackson Pollock paintings. How do you think he has a fucking warehouse
• 42:52
  like what he probably buys there a thousand Jackson house. Probably not, but
• 42:57
  he probably gots coffees of fashion Pollock paintings or one are like it, like
• 43:00
  the same kind of garbage style garbage, oh sorry style fine art. Yeah,
• 43:10
  right, once again, the last player to go, CJ. What
• 43:15
  you got. I know around that age, there was a movie that came
• 43:17
  out, I believe it was called Mannequin. And if that didn't give you
• 43:23
  a fetish for banging mannequins, I don't know what would help me. I
• 43:29
  hope this is a fake movie. Nope, it was. It was a
• 43:31
  real movie. It was It was about a mannequin that came to life and
• 43:36
  it was a banged people. Well and yeah, yeah, it was what
• 43:40
  Yeah, And I think he would have been exactly the right age to bang
• 43:45
  mannequins. Wow, I don't think just consent at that time. No,
• 43:50
  it was a very there's always because it's always been a thing, but the
• 43:53
  eighties were a very different time. But I don't know when the film came
• 43:59
  out, but I I'm going to say mannequins. All right, I'm so
• 44:05
  sorry, I'm scarring. I'm sorry. I'm gonna tell you right now.
• 44:08
  The one that made me laugh the most was POGs because I cannot imagine dealing
• 44:15
  with that sexually. Just I'm trying to work out the logistics in my head
• 44:19
  and ill of them and try to Oh god, um, so that's gonna
• 44:25
  be one point to uh, CJ and Z and they would win. Except
• 44:31
  Stevie got it exactly right. It was stuffed animals? Was it actually beanie
• 44:37
  babies? Galen is a flush show filiac and as such as sexually attracted to
• 44:42
  stuffed animal toys? Yeah, yeah, I mean I've been, I've I've
• 44:45
  fantasized about Teddy, Stevie and honest good a point, which means both teams
• 44:52
  have two points. It's a draw, so both teams win and both teams
• 44:57
  will get two episode points, leaving this or at three and two. It
• 45:05
  is a close race, but Game number three will decide it. It is
• 45:09
  worth three points and it is coming up right after this. Hi, I'm
• 45:22
  Tina ha Tomeo and I'm Hilary Dougherty, and we host The Muck Podcast where
• 45:25
  we discussed the dark and sometimes we are. Two stories in American politics.
• 45:30
  E Tina, did you know that Elvis crashed the Nixon White House for the
• 45:34
  sole purpose of getting a DA badge and it worked? Or how a gun
• 45:39
  control advocate senator out of California engaged in gun trafficking with notorious gang leader shrimp
• 45:45
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• 45:49
  all of that and more from Malady's Madness, mischief and murder in US politics,
• 45:53
  and we also host a bi weekly interview segment called Lil Muck. We
• 45:58
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• 46:02
  Find The Muck Podcast wherever you listen to podcasts, and check us out
• 46:06
  on social media at the Muck Podcast. Hey man, welcome back. We
• 46:21
  got a tight race. It's a one point game, but there's three points
• 46:24
  in it for the winner of this final game. It is the rules of
• 46:29
  the games, and you guys all know how to play the game, right.
• 46:35
  No, No, that's the whole point. I have no idea what
• 46:39
  they're about to play. I'm just gonna throw them in the deep end.
• 46:42
  We're just going to start playing. The players are going to earn points as
• 46:45
  they play the game, but the goal is successfully guess what the rules of
• 46:51
  the game are. At any point, you can buzz in by shouting your
• 46:54
  own name, uh and uh, and I will allow you to take one
• 46:59
  guess what the rules of the game are. If you're right, you instantly
• 47:02
  win the game for your team, and your team earns three points. If
• 47:06
  you are wrong, you continue to play the game. You just don't get
• 47:09
  to take another guess. Um. And if nobody gets it right over the
• 47:15
  course of the game, at the end of the game, whoever has the
• 47:17
  most points wins. So how you play the game, how you play the
• 47:22
  game will determine the winner if nobody can figure it out. Okay, all
• 47:24
  right, fair enough, fair enough? Should we get started? Yeah,
• 47:29
  all right. We'll start with Augie first. Yeah, yes or no?
• 47:37
  Yes Stevie. I assume this is the same question. Yes, same question
• 47:45
  you say no correct Z sure yes c J. Yes. The correct answer
• 48:00
  was no point for Stevie. All right, here's your second prompt, male
• 48:08
  or female? And this time I'm going to start with Stevie female okay,
• 48:16
  Z male okay, CJ female Okay, Aggie Mail okay. The correct answer
• 48:35
  was male points for Z and Augie. Next prompt coke or pepsi. Z.
• 48:45
  We'll start with you this time. M pepsi okay, CEJ pepsi okay.
• 48:57
  Aggie coke all right, and Stevie pepsi okay. The correct answer was
• 49:07
  coke point for Augie. Next prompt A or B C J c um B
• 49:22
  okay, Aggie B Stevie A and Z B sorry what did you say?
• 49:34
  B? Sorry? Everybody? I apologize, I lost it everybody, So
• 49:38
  B B A B okay. The correct answer was A. That is a
• 49:45
  point to Stevie because the other way that we can catch up if we both
• 49:47
  get the yeah, yeah you too, next, or we could figure out
• 49:52
  who how the next question that's going to happen at all? Uh pineapple on
• 50:00
  pizza or no pineapple on pizza. We're starting with Aggie again. Pineapple on
• 50:06
  pizza, okay, Stevie, pineapple on pizza okay, Ze no pineapple on
• 50:12
  pizza okay, and no pineapple on pizza okay. The correct answer was pineapple
• 50:17
  on pizza. So Aggie and Stevie get a point. All right. Well,
• 50:22
  the only way we can win is if we guess that's right, so
• 50:23
  we lose. There's plenty more prompts to go. There's plenty more prompts to
• 50:29
  go. Next up, Nintendo or Sega, starting with Stevie M Nintendo okay,
• 50:40
  Ze, Dreamcast agree, you have to pick one of that technically okay,
• 50:50
  So Nintendo, Sega CJ your answer Nintendo, Nintendo and Aggie Nintendo.
• 50:57
  Okay. The correct answer was Vega. Point to Z. Next question,
• 51:06
  burger King or McDonald's. Ze, we start with you this time burger King
• 51:19
  okay. I will also choose burger King okay, and Aggie burger King okay,
• 51:27
  and Stevie Burgking okay. All four say burger King, and the correct
• 51:36
  answers McDonald's no. Point to anyone. I'd like to take a stab at
• 51:40
  this. Do you want to take a stab at all? Right? What
• 51:45
  are the rules of the game. I think that we are guessing at your
• 51:50
  preferences. I like that a lot um. You think I prefer the letter
• 51:57
  A or letter B. I think you do. It's the first letter of
• 52:01
  your name. I mean that is true. If that is a preferential treatment,
• 52:05
  I don't know what it is. However, that is incorrect, right,
• 52:08
  that is not the rules of this particular game. Okay, all right,
• 52:12
  so it was a valiant effort, so you can no longer ask,
• 52:15
  but you can still play. Okay, Let's move on to the next selection,
• 52:21
  which is Halloween or Christmas, and we start with you this time C
• 52:25
  Halloween, Halloween. It is Aggie Halloween or Christmas, Christmas, Christmas h
• 52:32
  Stevie Christmas. Stevie says Christmas. Okay, the correct answer is Christmas.
• 52:38
  So Aggie and Stevie get another point each. Z. You might have to
• 52:44
  guess this one. Let's move on to the next one. Not going to
• 52:49
  happen, but I was sick to it. Um, you can get it.
• 52:54
  Here is the next prompt, which is cheerios or lucky charm arms,
• 53:00
  and this time we will start with Aggie Cheerios Cheerios. Stevie he's thinking Cheerios,
• 53:14
  Cheerios, Cheerios, cheerios, and Z Lucky Charms, Lucky Charms,
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  and c J Lucky Charms, Lucky Charms. Correct answer was cheerios. So
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  again, Aggie and Stevie get a point. I mean that that's kind of
• 53:30
  that's no longer an issue, doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, I gotta keep
• 53:34
  track. Uh. Next prompt white or black, starting with Stevie racist.
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  Eventually, UM, white or black? Stevie White? What it is?
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  Ze black? Good Man? C Yeah, I mean my teammate is black.
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  You're gonna go black? Black? All right? And Aggie black black?
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  Correct answer was white, So one point to Stevie is the secret to
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  the game things? Stevie says, is it going to be mad? If
• 54:15
  it is? He hasn't gotten them? All right? Um, let's move
• 54:19
  on to the next prompt, UH, NFC or AFC, starting with Z
• 54:28
  is that the sports ball? I think it might be, but it's Aaron
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  making the question, so it's probably not AFC, AFC, c AC Agie
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  AFC, Stevie NFC. Well point goes to Stevie because the correct answer was
• 54:45
  NFC. Next prompt Ireland or Scotland. CJ will start with you Ireland Ireland,
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  okay, Aggie, Ireland, Ireland, Ireland and save the queen.
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  You have to pick one of your two. Well, the correct answer was
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  Scotland, so nobody gets any points. Uh. Next prompt starting with Aggie
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  Canada or Mexico. Canada Canada, Stevie Canada, Z Mexico Mexico Cjxico Mexico.
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  Correct answer was Canada, points to Aggie and Stevie. Maybe this thing
• 55:32
  is the answer is what answer it could be? We have got two points.
• 55:39
  You next prompt, uh, Mario or Sonic Stevie Mario, Mario U
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  Z I'm what say, Sonic could be really mad? If it's Mario,
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  CJ's gonna be Sonica to figure out Aggie Mario. Correct answer was Mario,
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  So points again to Augie and Stevie. Okay, okay, No, we
• 56:16
  have two points, so it's not the opposite of whatever the fuck we're thinking.
• 56:20
  There are five prompts left here. I disagree. Yeah, here is
• 56:29
  your next prompt. It's gonna I'm not gonna write this down anymore. Okay,
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  A dollar or a quarter, and I think this time we're starting with
• 56:40
  Stevie a dollar, a dollar, a quarter, a quarter, a dollar,
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  a dollar, a quarter. Uh. The correct answer was quarter point
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  to Dave and Augie. Is it the opposite of what I say access you're
• 57:02
  not allowed to guess? I'm supposed to be a guest. You're not allowed
• 57:06
  to guess? Is it the opposite of what Chris says? The correct answer
• 57:09
  is CJ cannot win? So yes, absolutely, right. The correct answer
• 57:16
  is whatever CJ doesn't say. They sabitaged us really frustrated, Like, what
• 57:30
  the actual fuck is it? Letters nopes not let us because that doesn't check
• 57:32
  out it. No, I don't gamble it because I have terrible luck.
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  It never even crossed your mind that fifteen times in a fifty percent chance,
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  that's what I said every single time. Yeah, yeah, it's completely passible.
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  Then he just sucks that badly. Yeah, I mean, oh my,
• 57:54
  really angry. And then I wasn't getting any points, like there's no
• 57:58
  way I can be this fucking batted a game. Yeah, and the fact
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  that there was zero pattern on any of these things, I was just like,
• 58:04
  well, fuck it, we lost. I was literally just guessing.
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  So within the game. No, the pattern the battern was literally in the
• 58:10
  scoring. Uh and you did? You did figure it out? And you
• 58:15
  did first, we did really figured it out? Did out you? You
• 58:20
  won the game? I thought, right, But I thought that was the
• 58:22
  wrong answers because we both had rock answers and we can't win that way.
• 58:27
  The game would end. Yeah, you nailed it. You nailed it.
• 58:31
  Could not. Every time I had a rage quit. It becomes how you
• 58:37
  win. That's how you get to super say in two like, that's how
• 58:39
  you do it. Like, so Magnus and Z take home the three points
• 58:43
  and they have won the episode six points. It's outside. Let's looks identical.
• 58:53
  He've even moved all the junk that was lying in it, you know,
• 58:58
  to its proper place. So so you'd feel right at home. Oh
• 59:01
  my god, well done. Congratulates hard. It was very hard. I
• 59:10
  didn't get any points. You still won, you still figured it out,
• 59:15
  you still won the game. I call bullshit, but we've played a game
• 59:17
  where we literally played Hangman. Yeah. Well it was a Hangman murder mystery,
• 59:23
  right, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, So I'm glad you enjoyed it.
• 59:30
  I hope people listening I've enjoyed it. Poor c J. People get
• 59:35
  in the comments. Tell Aaron, I'm just gonna wind him up with a
• 59:39
  twelve more questions he can't get right. I would have been more irritated if
• 59:45
  they were like questions I knew the answer to, like the fact, that's
• 59:50
  like when Sega was like, answer, there's no logic anymore. This ro
• 59:57
  out. That's why I figured out. I'm like, we I have no
• 59:59
  points to answers did not matter. It just mattered which one CJ so good,
• 1:00:06
  so good. In any event, I need to thank our guests for
• 1:00:10
  coming along and for allowing himself to be ribbed. Thank you as always for
• 1:00:15
  having me. This is always good time. He's never coming back to lapse
• 1:00:21
  out of it. I think he enjoyed it, so I hope he did.
• 1:00:23
  Anyway, it's all in good fun. Man always always have a blastom
• 1:00:29
  Okay, no matter what, he'll get me back. He'll find a way
• 1:00:32
  in any event. Uh So, thank you to Magnus Cocklunder. Where can
• 1:00:37
  people catch master's of boredom and the cool things that those legends do when they
• 1:00:42
  do those legendary things you can find Yeah, and someday on YouTube. Yes,
• 1:00:47
  we're hoping to get back to YouTube at some point. Nice as crep
• 1:00:52
  of a platform is is, it's all that's out there. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:00:54
  if you want to make video content, it's sadly the only choice for
• 1:00:59
  the most that doesn't require people to be awake. Yeah. Yeah. The
• 1:01:06
  plan is to do some more RPG stuff because that seems to be what people
• 1:01:08
  are really into. As far as the board games are done, Yeah,
• 1:01:10
  I'd like to get back to doing some reviews and walkthroughs and things like hell
• 1:01:15
  yeah man, so that's always a good time. Those videos do have a
• 1:01:17
  lot of views, so somebody must be watching. You know how to play
• 1:01:22
  the game in any of it? Yeah, and Z is eternal. Where
• 1:01:27
  can people catch you and your photography? That can find me on Instagram,
• 1:01:30
  Facebook, and Twitter at z is Eternal perfect. You can follow me at
• 1:01:37
  pants less Arian at pantsles Aaron Aaron social media. Yeah, I would fuck
• 1:01:51
  up my own name so you can. I don't know why you would after
• 1:01:55
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• 1:02:00
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• 1:02:05
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• 1:02:16
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• 1:02:22
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• 1:02:25
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• 1:03:00
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• 1:03:09
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• 1:03:16
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  But that is going to be it from us? Why because fuck you,
• 1:03:30
  That's why.