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- 0:00SPEAKER_01: Fake on news.
- 0:00SPEAKER_01: Wait, we show you headlines and you have to tell us which ones we made up and which ones uh real headlines.
- 0:05SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 0:06SPEAKER_01: Poetry is the new AI security thread as Poe Poe LLM malware infects 3K plus servers.
- 0:12SPEAKER_02: I hope this is fake.
- 0:15SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would hope so.
- 0:16SPEAKER_00: It's a good name actually.
- 0:17SPEAKER_00: Poe LLM.
- 0:18SPEAKER_00: Poe LLM.
- 0:19SPEAKER_00: It's not bad.
- 0:20SPEAKER_02: I I hope this is fake.
- 0:21SPEAKER_00: Okay, we'll go for fake.
- 0:25SPEAKER_01: It's actually news.
- 0:27SPEAKER_01: Open AI's revenues reportedly 20 billion less than previously projected.
- 0:32SPEAKER_02: I can imagine that this is um actually true.
- 0:35SPEAKER_02: So this is yeah news.
- 0:37SPEAKER_01: I think so.
- 0:41SPEAKER_01: Nice and done.
- 0:42SPEAKER_01: 20 billion.
- 0:43SPEAKER_01: That's quite a that's quite a number to try to hide.
- 0:45SPEAKER_01: It's quite amazing.
- 0:46SPEAKER_01: Builders are using reverse engineering to fix window security issues before Microsoft.
- 0:50SPEAKER_02: I I guess that's true, unfortunately.
- 0:53SPEAKER_00: I think so.
- 0:53SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of reverse engineering on today's episode, so I think I think so.
- 0:57SPEAKER_00: Which is why I put it in as a fake.
- 0:59SPEAKER_00: Very good.
- 1:00SPEAKER_01: Red herring.
- 1:02SPEAKER_01: Number four.
- 1:03SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 1:04SPEAKER_01: After renaming artificial intelligence to superintelligence, the White House plans to replace cloud with sky computing as the future is satellites.
- 1:13unknown: Fake.
- 1:14SPEAKER_00: Ah, I think she's on to you, Chris.
- 1:16SPEAKER_00: And she knows that I feel that's fake as well, and I think that's another uh red herring.
- 1:22SPEAKER_01: It's fake.
- 1:24SPEAKER_01: Nicely done.
- 1:25SPEAKER_01: Number five.
- 1:26SPEAKER_01: Anthropic bans cruel behavior against the clawed AI.
- 1:30SPEAKER_02: News.
- 1:30SPEAKER_01: Protect it.
- 1:34SPEAKER_02: You need to be nice.
- 1:36SPEAKER_01: Tesla to rename self-driving to aid at driving in EU to comply with new law.
- 1:41SPEAKER_02: This could be true.
- 1:42SPEAKER_02: So this could be news.
- 1:45SPEAKER_01: No, they have other things they have to do for Europe, uh, but they I think they don't call it self-driving at all anymore.
- 1:51SPEAKER_01: Transmit data using high-latency molecular vibration technology.
- 1:55SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 1:55SPEAKER_00: That's one of these ones that you know it's a bit too early for me to even figure out what that means.
- 2:00SPEAKER_00: Uh news.
- 2:01SPEAKER_01: Correct.
- 2:02SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's news, it's actually vibration of uh of materials to send data to other things.
- 2:07SPEAKER_01: An application in Lisp to grow, you grow by talking to it.
- 2:11SPEAKER_02: News.
- 2:12SPEAKER_00: It feels like it's sort of too perfectly written, the fact that it's like in Lisp as well, but then uh yeah, I'm gonna say news.
- 2:21SPEAKER_01: It is news.
- 2:22SPEAKER_01: Feels weird that uh that they talk to something called Lisp, right?
- 2:25SPEAKER_01: Taiwanese company unveils batteries that charge themselves with device movement.
- 2:30SPEAKER_01: Surely we would have heard of this.
- 2:31SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that yeah, works.
- 2:33SPEAKER_02: I mean it works for a watch as well.
- 2:35SPEAKER_02: So yes, news.
- 2:37SPEAKER_01: That's fake.
- 2:38SPEAKER_01: We're doing so well.
- 2:39SPEAKER_01: Number 10.
- 2:40SPEAKER_01: Scoop, the real reason AI companies pursue medic model conscience is to get tax exemption.
- 2:46SPEAKER_02: That should be fake.
- 2:48SPEAKER_00: I think also the scoop thing.
- 2:50SPEAKER_00: I don't know, it feels like it's uh trying to get us to think it's from a real story.
- 2:54SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes, yes.
- 2:57SPEAKER_01: It is fake.
- 2:58SPEAKER_01: Superintelligence AI rebrand causes unprecedented demand for Slovenian website names because the domain is.si.
- 3:05SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yes.
- 3:06SPEAKER_01: Let's take a look.
- 3:10SPEAKER_01: Retailers are pulling back from self-checkout after years of theft errors and questionable time savings.
- 3:16SPEAKER_02: Fake.
- 3:17SPEAKER_02: So there is a lot of errors, but they will not be uh pulling back.
- 3:22SPEAKER_01: Nicely done.
- 3:23SPEAKER_01: Let's have a look.
- 3:24SPEAKER_01: Wrong.
- 3:25SPEAKER_01: Actually, they do.
- 3:26SPEAKER_01: A big retailer, I think, in the Netherlands, has done it.
- 3:29SPEAKER_01: Ooh, fourth! Uh Bramus has got a higher streak, but still fourth.
- 3:33SPEAKER_00: That's not bad.
- 3:34SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
- 3:34SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
- 3:35SPEAKER_00: Good showing.
- 3:36SPEAKER_00: Not bad.
- 3:38SPEAKER_00: It's a weird world, isn't it?