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9-1-1 on the Rocks: 1x08 — “Karma's a Bitch” Recap: Sorry Bobby, You Have to Live · Fandom on the Rocks

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  Emily: Hello,<00:00:01.090> welcome<00:00:01.430> back<00:00:01.680> to<00:00:02.300> 911<00:00:02.429> on<00:00:02.510> the <00:00:02.570>Rocks,<00:00:02.980> a<00:00:02.989> Fandom<00:00:03.190> on<00:00:03.230> the<00:00:03.250> Rocks<00:00:03.520> podcast.
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  I'm<00:00:04.040> Emily
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  Mandy: I'm<00:00:05.160> Mandy
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  Welcome.
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  Alison: Karma's<00:00:13.850> a<00:00:13.860> bitch.
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  Alison: That's<00:00:20.348> all,<00:00:20.647> that's<00:00:20.828> all<00:00:20.988> I<00:00:21.068> knew
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  Emily: Thank<00:00:22.047> you.
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  Emily: That's,<00:00:41.639> it's,<00:00:41.999> very<00:00:42.289> logline
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  Alison: very
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  Alison: Hi,<00:00:55.022> Kristen<00:00:55.462> Rydell
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  Emily: Yes.
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  Mandy: Interesting.
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  Alison: There
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  Emily: There
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  Emily: yes.
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  Mandy: Okay
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: We
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  Mandy: Ah.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  Emily: Yes.
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  Mandy: Okay
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  Emily: She<00:01:58.014> is<00:01:58.204> not<00:01:58.684> Glee.
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  Gotcha
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  Mandy: Hmm.
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  Alison: No,
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  Emily: But
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  Alison: My
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Emily: I<00:06:32.939> mean,
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Alison: Rip
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  Alison: Sorta
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  Emily: Right?
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: No.
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  Alison: Correct
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  Alison: No
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: He's
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  Alison: Lorelai<00:11:30.389> Gilmore.
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  Alison: Ugh
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  Alison: man.
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  Emily: Yes,<00:11:53.685> delightful.
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  Alison: He's<00:11:56.469> so<00:11:56.779> good.
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  Emily: and
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  Alison: Peepaw
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  Peepaw
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  Alison: exactly.
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  Emily: this<00:12:03.845> point.
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  Okay?
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  Emily: Fully<00:12:35.337> manipulative.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: I
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:14:49.051> she's<00:14:49.271> pretty<00:14:49.521> hurt.
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: but...
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Alison: It's<00:14:59.777> Glenn.
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  Emily: Glenn,
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  Alison: Hi,<00:15:02.557> Glenn.
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  Alison: correct.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Like,<00:15:30.111> no
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  Emily: Nope.
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  Alison: Bleh.
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  Mandy: Destination"
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  Alison: Basically
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  Mandy: like,
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  Emily: final
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: What?
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  Ugh.
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  Nope
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  Ew.
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: Ugh.
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  Alison: Donna
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  Emily: Whose<00:16:49.431> dog<00:16:49.671> is<00:16:49.831> this?
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: Good<00:17:54.969> job.
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  Emily: Because
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  Alison: Sorry.
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  Guys
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  Mandy: Uhum!
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  Emily: Incredible.
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  Yep
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  Mandy: there.
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  Alison: he
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: really<00:19:09.169> does<00:19:09.799> because
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  Alison: really
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  Mandy: Nice
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  Emily: He<00:19:36.037> does.
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  Alison: episode
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  Emily: Yes.
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  Alison: Ba-doop.
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  Emily: instant<00:22:04.995> karma?
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  Mandy: That<00:22:57.547> was<00:22:57.727> too<00:22:57.987> real.
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  Emily: that<00:22:58.755> was
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: That's...<00:23:02.435> Hold<00:23:02.705> on.
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  That's<00:23:09.225> sad.
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  Wait.
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Hensina<00:23:19.989> besties<00:23:20.549> this<00:23:20.789> episode,
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  Emily: Yes.
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  Alison: tell<00:23:22.149> you
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  Mandy: I<00:23:23.033> love<00:23:23.323> them.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:23:28.823> me<00:23:29.383> too.
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  Alison: Not<00:24:09.549> right<00:24:10.009> now.
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  Mandy: No
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  Alison: now.
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  Emily: is<00:24:12.041> like,<00:24:12.311> "Listen,<00:24:12.801> you<00:24:12.971> gotta <00:24:13.531>fix<00:24:13.861> this<00:24:14.201> before<00:24:15.121> you<00:24:15.471> start<00:24:15.761> hating
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  "Hey,<00:24:29.771> we're<00:24:30.201> fucking<00:24:30.591> working<00:24:30.901> here."
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  Alison: What<00:24:31.941> is<00:24:32.061> it?
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  Emily: Like<00:24:36.301> we,<00:24:36.631> can<00:24:36.781> we<00:24:36.881> get<00:24:37.021> a<00:24:37.091> move<00:24:37.401> on?
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  I<00:24:50.907> like<00:24:51.177> Funny<00:24:51.477> Chimney.
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  He's<00:24:52.127> a,<00:24:52.337> you<00:24:52.477> know
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  Emily: He's<00:24:58.659> a<00:24:59.299> goof,<00:24:59.839> and<00:25:00.659> in<00:25:00.829> some<00:25:00.999> of<00:25:01.079> the <00:25:01.149>recent<00:25:01.419> conventions<00:25:02.049> when<00:25:02.349> he<00:25:02.539> just<00:25:02.759> goes<00:25:02.969> off
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  Alison: I<00:25:09.229> know.
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  Emily: We-
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  Alison: right.
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  Just<00:25:11.109> live<00:25:11.379> your<00:25:11.459> dreams.
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  Emily: you're<00:25:12.213> right,<00:25:12.473> and <00:25:12.583>you<00:25:12.773> should<00:25:12.953> say<00:25:13.183> it<00:25:13.323> out<00:25:13.493> loud.
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  Alison: Live<00:25:14.413> your<00:25:14.493> dreams,<00:25:14.793> King.
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  Emily: Yep.
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  Alison: support<00:25:16.093> you
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  Emily: Yep,<00:25:16.787> and,<00:25:17.037> take<00:25:17.187> your<00:25:17.267> shirt<00:25:17.437> off<00:25:17.577> more.
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  It's<00:25:17.837> fine.
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  Alison: Yes,<00:25:19.005> please
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  Emily: So<00:25:20.465> back<00:25:20.725> to<00:25:20.815> Bobby<00:25:21.315> and<00:25:21.445> Chim.
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  Alison: His<00:25:27.345> best<00:25:27.995> friend,<00:25:28.965> Chimney<00:25:29.405> Han.
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  Emily: His<00:25:30.817> only<00:25:31.187> friend,<00:25:31.727> Jimmy<00:25:32.007> Han?
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  Alison: only<00:25:32.855> friend<00:25:33.085> is<00:25:33.185> Chimney<00:25:33.465> Han,<00:25:33.745> so<00:25:33.995> I'm <00:25:34.225>looking<00:25:34.545> at<00:25:34.685> the,<00:25:34.955> at<00:25:35.075> the<00:25:35.165> long<00:25:35.495> con<00:25:35.845> here,<00:25:36.625> and
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  Emily: Isn't<00:25:37.757> that<00:25:37.787> Oliver's<00:25:38.167> movie?
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  Alison: sh-<00:25:39.305> no,<00:25:39.885> different<00:25:40.245> long<00:25:40.425> con.
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  My<00:25:41.315> bad.
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  the<00:25:53.725> hand-holding<00:25:54.395> on<00:25:54.495> the<00:25:54.605> bedside,
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  Emily: Hmm
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  Alison: now<00:25:56.145> this<00:25:56.605> with<00:25:56.775> their<00:25:56.935> whole, <00:25:57.305>like,<00:25:57.745> "I'm<00:25:57.975> your<00:25:58.165> ride<00:25:58.445> or<00:25:58.545> die."
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: them.
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  Emily: He's<00:26:03.565> got...<00:26:04.485> Okay,<00:26:05.395> you<00:26:05.625> have<00:26:05.815> to<00:26:05.915> pick.
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  Alison: In<00:26:10.905> which<00:26:11.305> universe?
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  Emily: I<00:26:12.347> don't<00:26:12.567> care.
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  What<00:26:13.327> do<00:26:13.367> you<00:26:13.407> mean<00:26:13.537> which<00:26:13.797> universe?
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  Alison: Like,<00:26:15.197> am<00:26:15.387> I<00:26:15.477> doing<00:26:15.817> a<00:26:15.847> universe <00:26:16.377>in<00:26:16.547> which<00:26:16.867> I'm<00:26:17.177> diverting,<00:26:18.577> um,
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  Emily: This<00:26:19.641> universe
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  Alison: in,<00:26:20.917> into,<00:26:21.977> like,<00:26:22.317> which<00:26:22.617> would<00:26:22.767> I <00:26:22.847>rather<00:26:23.137> have<00:26:23.317> gone<00:26:23.567> canon<00:26:24.267> or<00:26:24.577> which<00:26:24.947> w-<00:26:25.067> is<00:26:25.207> the
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  Emily: Which<00:26:28.839> makes<00:26:29.299> you,<00:26:30.579> mm,<00:26:31.349> happier?
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  Which<00:26:32.019> gives<00:26:32.229> you<00:26:32.499> the<00:26:32.639> tingles?
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  Which<00:26:33.229> gives<00:26:33.439> you<00:26:33.579> the<00:26:33.709> like, <00:26:34.029>"Yes,<00:26:34.419> that's<00:26:34.739> my,<00:26:36.199> my<00:26:36.329> pairing"?
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  Alison: I<00:26:39.589> mean,<00:26:39.919> okay.
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  Emily: 嗯，<00:26:54.929> 嗯<00:26:55.114> 哼。
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  Alison: scenario.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Yes
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  Alison: But<00:27:11.269> it<00:27:11.479> also<00:27:11.919> wouldn't<00:27:12.229> have <00:27:12.469>surprised<00:27:13.119> me<00:27:13.989> if<00:27:14.309> in<00:27:14.529> season<00:27:15.019> seven<00:27:16.069> or
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  "Oh,<00:27:21.709> yeah.<00:27:21.849> Well,<00:27:22.119> you<00:27:22.279> know,<00:27:22.459> Chimmy<00:27:22.809> and <00:27:22.879>Bobby<00:27:23.199> have<00:27:23.249> been<00:27:23.369> actually<00:27:23.689> married<00:27:24.059> for
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  four<00:27:24.429> years<00:27:24.729> now."<00:27:25.259> Just<00:27:25.529> easier<00:27:25.899> for<00:27:26.019> the
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  But<00:27:27.219> then<00:27:27.369> where's<00:27:27.579> Maddie?
• 27:28
  Alison: Like<00:27:28.679> I<00:27:28.879> said,<00:27:29.849> w- <00:27:29.939>Bobby<00:27:30.319> already<00:27:30.819> does<00:27:31.139> paperwork.
• 27:31
  Bobby<00:27:32.109> does<00:27:32.259> paperwork<00:27:32.689> first,<00:27:33.009> and<00:27:33.089> then <00:27:33.239>Chimney<00:27:33.449> does<00:27:33.589> paperwork,<00:27:33.959> and<00:27:33.989> it's<00:27:34.109> fine.
• 27:34
  But,<00:27:35.259> like,<00:27:35.569> in<00:27:35.769> my<00:27:35.929> heart,<00:27:36.489> you<00:27:36.649> know, <00:27:37.269>they're<00:27:37.419> dealing<00:27:37.759> with<00:27:37.939> this<00:27:38.239> about,<00:27:38.429> like,
• 27:38
  "How<00:27:38.739> did<00:27:38.909> you<00:27:39.069> and<00:27:39.199> Abby<00:27:39.779> deal,"<00:27:40.139> or<00:27:40.369> like, <00:27:40.599>how<00:27:40.789> did<00:27:40.979> you<00:27:41.179> and<00:27:41.329> Karen<00:27:41.769> figure<00:27:42.049> this
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  out?"<00:27:42.439> It's<00:27:42.479> like,<00:27:42.629> "Well,<00:27:43.159> you<00:27:43.279> know, <00:27:43.379>Karen<00:27:43.619> and<00:27:43.719> I<00:27:43.819> have<00:27:43.999> all<00:27:44.169> these<00:27:44.379> things."
• 27:44
  And<00:27:44.939> like,<00:27:45.039> "Well,<00:27:45.149> what<00:27:45.289> about<00:27:45.559> Chim?"
• 27:45
  It's<00:27:45.929> like,<00:27:46.039> "Well,<00:27:46.169> no,<00:27:46.369> Chim<00:27:46.529> and <00:27:46.579>Bobby<00:27:46.819> have<00:27:46.859> been<00:27:46.969> married<00:27:47.269> for<00:27:47.399> years."
• 27:48
  Like,<00:27:48.939> that<00:27:49.319> would've<00:27:49.539> been<00:27:49.739> fun<00:27:50.139> for<00:27:50.349> me.
• 27:51
  But
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  Emily: We'll<00:27:52.229> take<00:27:52.519> it
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  Alison: As,<00:27:53.107> like,<00:27:53.317> a<00:27:53.427> real<00:27:54.657> thing <00:27:55.127>I<00:27:55.337> would<00:27:55.577> have<00:27:55.717> liked<00:27:55.947> to<00:27:56.137> see<00:27:56.437> in
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  season<00:27:56.997> one,<00:27:57.377> I<00:27:57.527> would've<00:27:57.847> liked <00:27:58.107>to<00:27:58.277> see<00:27:58.487> the<00:27:58.687> Bobby,<00:27:59.127> Buck,<00:27:59.427> Abby
• 28:00
  Emily: Yes.
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  Alison: scenario.
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:28:02.819> especially<00:28:03.119> if <00:28:03.199>it<00:28:03.239> had<00:28:03.309> been<00:28:03.439> a<00:28:03.489> longer<00:28:03.759> season
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  Alison: Yes,<00:28:05.089> for<00:28:05.239> sure
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: Oh,<00:28:06.883> it's<00:28:07.083> so<00:28:07.243> good
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  Emily: All<00:28:08.363> the<00:28:08.483> things<00:28:08.823> we<00:28:08.923> could've<00:28:09.153> had
• 28:10
  Alison: I<00:28:10.333> cannot<00:28:10.763> wait<00:28:11.133> someday<00:28:11.623> to <00:28:11.743>go<00:28:12.563> seek<00:28:12.953> the<00:28:13.073> wisdom<00:28:13.463> of<00:28:13.663> the<00:28:13.743> scholars
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  who<00:28:15.153> have<00:28:15.423> foretold<00:28:15.993> this<00:28:16.173> prophecy
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  Emily: Who<00:28:17.613> have<00:28:17.723> already<00:28:17.923> written<00:28:18.103> it.
• 28:18
  Alison: have<00:28:18.893> already<00:28:19.133> written <00:28:19.353>it<00:28:19.553> so<00:28:19.693> I<00:28:19.773> don't<00:28:19.943> have<00:28:20.123> to.
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  Emily: okay.
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  Well,<00:28:22.841> you'll<00:28:22.991> find<00:28:23.221> it.
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  It's<00:28:23.631> there.
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  What<00:28:24.691> we<00:28:24.841> have<00:28:25.111> here<00:28:26.081> is,<00:28:26.751> the<00:28:27.021> world's <00:28:27.551>worst<00:28:27.901> bedside<00:28:28.471> manner<00:28:28.841> from<00:28:29.001> a
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  doctor<00:28:29.541> giving<00:28:29.851> you<00:28:30.011> good<00:28:30.191> news
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  Mandy: Yeah,<00:28:31.713> really.
• 28:32
  Emily: This<00:28:32.973> man<00:28:33.463> comes<00:28:33.763> in<00:28:34.323> looking <00:28:34.763>like<00:28:35.193> they're<00:28:35.543> both<00:28:35.983> gonna<00:28:36.263> die.
• 28:37
  Alison: Yes
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  Emily: He's<00:28:38.633> like,<00:28:38.843> "Have<00:28:39.043> you <00:28:39.503>ever<00:28:39.783> heard<00:28:40.163> of<00:28:40.393> Racist<00:28:40.783> Disease?
• 28:42
  It's<00:28:42.313> terrible,<00:28:43.113> fatal<00:28:43.633> in<00:28:43.843> most <00:28:44.233>cases,<00:28:44.683> but<00:28:44.843> you<00:28:45.023> don't<00:28:45.283> have<00:28:45.453> it
• 28:46
  Mandy: Maybe<00:28:46.363> lead<00:28:46.663> with <00:28:46.833>that<00:28:47.153> next<00:28:47.393> time,<00:28:47.563> dude
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  Emily: I<00:28:48.273> hate<00:28:48.463> this<00:28:48.623> guy.
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  because<00:28:49.383> it's<00:28:49.553> only<00:28:49.843> pregnant <00:28:50.123>women<00:28:50.383> and<00:28:50.483> their<00:28:50.583> fetuses.
• 28:51
  And<00:28:51.373> I<00:28:51.893> didn't<00:28:52.413> look<00:28:52.723> up<00:28:53.073> rhesus<00:28:53.483> disease, <00:28:54.163>but<00:28:54.323> I<00:28:54.393> do<00:28:54.683> know<00:28:55.763> about<00:28:56.393> this<00:28:56.703> case.
• 28:57
  So<00:28:57.813> there's<00:28:58.033> like<00:28:58.353> 4,000<00:28:58.973> cases<00:28:59.293> a<00:28:59.313> year.
• 29:00
  There's<00:29:00.243> a<00:29:00.303> guy<00:29:01.113> in<00:29:01.283> Australia<00:29:01.723> known <00:29:01.943>as<00:29:02.053> the<00:29:02.143> Man<00:29:02.333> with<00:29:02.393> the<00:29:02.453> Golden<00:29:02.733> Arm.
• 29:03
  He<00:29:03.893> has<00:29:04.433> a<00:29:04.493> special<00:29:05.273> blah,<00:29:05.503> blah,<00:29:05.708> blah,<00:29:05.913> blah <00:29:06.023>in<00:29:06.193> his<00:29:06.363> blood<00:29:07.223> that<00:29:07.923> has<00:29:08.203> helped<00:29:08.433> save<00:29:08.683> the
• 29:08
  lives<00:29:09.303> of<00:29:09.743> a<00:29:09.853> lot<00:29:10.103> of<00:29:10.243> children<00:29:11.293> and<00:29:11.463> babies <00:29:12.063>and<00:29:12.833> whatever<00:29:13.563> through<00:29:13.913> blood<00:29:14.113> donation.
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  He's<00:29:14.863> a<00:29:14.933> real<00:29:15.093> person.
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  They<00:29:15.753> took<00:29:15.953> this<00:29:16.283> right<00:29:16.713> out<00:29:16.913> of<00:29:17.083> Wikipedia.
• 29:18
  but<00:29:18.313> I<00:29:18.403> did<00:29:18.573> not<00:29:18.793> look<00:29:18.973> up<00:29:19.303> like,<00:29:19.663> did<00:29:19.863> they <00:29:19.983>get<00:29:20.163> all<00:29:20.303> the<00:29:20.413> details<00:29:20.853> right,<00:29:21.063> because
• 29:22
  Mandy: They<00:29:22.403> absolutely<00:29:23.313> did<00:29:23.513> not.
• 29:24
  Emily: Yeah,<00:29:24.299> I<00:29:24.369> was<00:29:24.469> gonna<00:29:24.589> say,
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  Mandy: Because<00:29:25.103> people--
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  Emily: they<00:29:25.469> didn't<00:29:25.809> get<00:29:25.839> this<00:29:25.989> right<00:29:26.139> at
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  I<00:29:27.553> mean,<00:29:27.793> it<00:29:27.993> seems<00:29:28.263> like<00:29:28.483> the<00:29:28.603> biggest <00:29:29.353>mistake<00:29:29.893> they<00:29:30.063> made<00:29:30.423> is<00:29:30.643> that,<00:29:31.063> it
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  wouldn't<00:29:31.473> have<00:29:31.603> been<00:29:31.793> like<00:29:32.173> babies<00:29:32.713> born, <00:29:33.413>babies<00:29:33.763> diagnosed,<00:29:34.213> babies<00:29:34.553> treated.
• 29:35
  The<00:29:35.493> mother<00:29:35.863> has<00:29:36.053> to<00:29:36.093> be<00:29:36.203> treated <00:29:36.643>early<00:29:36.913> in<00:29:36.993> the<00:29:37.083> pregnancy.
• 29:38
  Alison: Yeah.
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  Mandy: But<00:29:39.073> I<00:29:39.113> think<00:29:39.293> that<00:29:39.443> would've<00:29:39.633> made <00:29:39.873>for<00:29:39.983> a<00:29:40.043> less<00:29:40.233> touching<00:29:40.583> moment<00:29:40.883> standing
• 29:41
  there<00:29:41.423> just<00:29:41.633> like<00:29:41.833> watching<00:29:42.453> a<00:29:42.643> like <00:29:43.333>five-month<00:29:43.723> pregnant<00:29:44.173> woman<00:29:44.453> sit<00:29:44.603> on<00:29:44.713> a<00:29:44.773> table.
• 29:45
  Alison: Yeah.
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  Mandy: I<00:29:45.921> get<00:29:46.191> why<00:29:46.331> they<00:29:46.481> did<00:29:46.641> it,<00:29:46.791> but<00:29:46.921> yeah.
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  It<00:29:47.701> does<00:29:47.871> seem<00:29:48.111> like<00:29:48.321> they<00:29:48.501> very,<00:29:49.291> very<00:29:49.651> much <00:29:49.891>got<00:29:50.121> wrong<00:29:50.461> how<00:29:50.651> it's<00:29:50.791> actually<00:29:51.111> treated
• 29:51
  and<00:29:51.721> what<00:29:51.881> his<00:29:52.061> blood<00:29:52.331> would've<00:29:52.401> been<00:29:52.681> doing.
• 29:53
  Alison: Yeah.
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  'Cause<00:29:54.259> the<00:29:54.469> way<00:29:54.729> it<00:29:54.819> works,<00:29:55.129> so<00:29:55.249> you<00:29:55.429> know <00:29:55.569>a<00:29:55.629> blood<00:29:55.869> type<00:29:56.149> has<00:29:56.509> the<00:29:56.639> letter<00:29:57.149> and<00:29:57.269> then
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  it's<00:29:57.499> got<00:29:57.669> the<00:29:57.749> plus<00:29:57.989> or<00:29:58.039> minus,<00:29:59.089> and<00:29:59.259> those <00:29:59.459>two<00:29:59.589> things<00:29:59.869> stand<00:30:00.129> for<00:30:00.229> antibodies.
• 30:00
  So
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  the<00:30:01.329> AB,<00:30:02.489> the<00:30:02.699> A<00:30:02.859> and<00:30:03.019> B<00:30:03.179> are<00:30:03.269> different<00:30:03.629> antibody <00:30:04.039>markers,<00:30:04.379> and<00:30:04.479> an<00:30:04.629> O<00:30:05.359> is<00:30:05.599> no<00:30:06.039> antibody<00:30:06.449> markers,
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  and<00:30:07.379> then<00:30:07.519> the<00:30:07.609> AB<00:30:07.979> is<00:30:08.099> you<00:30:08.219> have<00:30:08.399> them<00:30:08.509> both.
• 30:09
  And<00:30:09.309> the<00:30:09.379> plus<00:30:09.699> or<00:30:09.819> minus<00:30:10.379> is<00:30:11.219> the <00:30:11.399>presence<00:30:12.209> of<00:30:12.509> the<00:30:12.639> rhesus<00:30:13.159> antibody.
• 30:14
  Mandy: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: the<00:30:15.759> A<00:30:16.159> and<00:30:16.429> B<00:30:16.809> antibodies <00:30:17.509>can't<00:30:17.869> cross<00:30:18.479> the<00:30:18.589> uterine<00:30:19.019> wall,
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  Emily: Mm,<00:30:20.249> sure.
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  Alison: rhesus<00:30:21.157> can.
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  Emily: Okay.
• 30:22
  Yep
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  Alison: and<00:30:23.745> so<00:30:24.025> if<00:30:24.235> the<00:30:24.325> mother<00:30:24.905> has <00:30:25.155>a<00:30:25.345> different<00:30:26.285> basically<00:30:26.885> rhesus<00:30:27.455> blood
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  type<00:30:28.175> than<00:30:28.325> the<00:30:28.405> fetus<00:30:28.785> does,<00:30:30.085> then,
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  Emily: Bad<00:30:31.189> things
• 30:32
  Alison: Then<00:30:32.425> like,<00:30:32.775> you<00:30:32.925> know,<00:30:33.095> if<00:30:33.325> the <00:30:33.545>mother<00:30:33.955> is<00:30:34.245> positive<00:30:34.885> and<00:30:35.035> the<00:30:35.105> baby<00:30:35.435> is
• 30:35
  negative,<00:30:36.385> then<00:30:36.755> the<00:30:36.965> mother<00:30:37.495> can<00:30:37.665> be<00:30:37.805> like, <00:30:38.085>"Hey,<00:30:38.495> look,<00:30:38.855> that's<00:30:39.145> a<00:30:39.215> thing<00:30:39.445> I'm<00:30:39.595> supposed
• 30:39
  to<00:30:39.945> attack,"<00:30:40.495> and<00:30:40.645> then<00:30:40.745> attacks<00:30:41.205> the<00:30:41.265> fetus <00:30:41.715>because<00:30:41.955> it<00:30:42.335> doesn't<00:30:42.445> have<00:30:42.575> that<00:30:42.605> antibody.
• 30:43
  and<00:30:43.945> so<00:30:44.485> if<00:30:45.095> you--<00:30:45.885> And<00:30:46.045> it<00:30:46.145> can,<00:30:46.395> it<00:30:46.555> can <00:30:46.665>happen<00:30:46.915> the<00:30:46.965> other<00:30:47.095> direction,<00:30:47.405> but<00:30:47.475> it's
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  a<00:30:47.615> lot<00:30:47.915> less<00:30:48.285> strong<00:30:48.605> the<00:30:48.675> other<00:30:48.795> direction.
• 30:49
  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: so<00:30:49.655> basically<00:30:51.085> who<00:30:51.535> have <00:30:52.205>negative<00:30:52.965> blood<00:30:53.255> types<00:30:54.225> who<00:30:54.675> have<00:30:55.005> a
• 30:55
  baby<00:30:55.875> that<00:30:56.045> has<00:30:56.275> a<00:30:56.485> positive<00:30:56.935> blood<00:30:57.135> type <00:30:57.745>basically<00:30:58.195> has<00:30:58.455> to<00:30:58.565> get<00:30:58.825> kind<00:30:58.995> of<00:30:59.105> polite
• 30:59
  injections<00:31:00.125> of<00:31:00.545> the<00:31:00.735> rhesus<00:31:01.125> antibody
• 31:01
  Emily: Hmm.
• 31:01
  Mm-hmm
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  Alison: So<00:31:03.085> that<00:31:03.265> their<00:31:03.405> body <00:31:03.695>doesn't<00:31:03.905> attack<00:31:04.315> the<00:31:04.395> fetus.
• 31:05
  Yay!
• 31:07
  Emily: Or
• 31:07
  Alison: magic<00:31:08.225> blood
• 31:09
  Emily: you<00:31:09.473> just<00:31:09.693> don't<00:31:09.903> get<00:31:10.053> pregnant
• 31:11
  Alison: Bobby's<00:31:11.423> magic<00:31:11.743> blood
• 31:12
  Emily: Bobby's<00:31:12.898> magic<00:31:13.183> blood.
• 31:14
  'cause<00:31:14.233> I<00:31:14.293> had<00:31:14.633> heard<00:31:14.843> about<00:31:15.143> the <00:31:15.263>dude,<00:31:15.713> the<00:31:15.833> man<00:31:16.073> with<00:31:16.173> the<00:31:16.223> golden<00:31:16.513> arm.
• 31:16
  Like<00:31:17.173> I,<00:31:17.833> I<00:31:18.003> knew<00:31:18.343> this<00:31:18.543> was<00:31:18.663> a<00:31:18.743> real<00:31:18.973> thing,<00:31:19.293> but <00:31:19.563>like<00:31:19.783> with<00:31:19.933> most<00:31:20.133> things<00:31:20.383> with<00:31:20.503> children,<00:31:20.893> I
• 31:20
  just<00:31:21.263> don't<00:31:21.523> look<00:31:21.753> them<00:31:21.963> up<00:31:22.893> ' cause<00:31:23.483> pregnancy.
• 31:24
  Ugh.
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:31:25.053> he<00:31:25.203> died<00:31:25.513> not<00:31:25.733> long<00:31:25.913> ago.
• 31:26
  Emily: did.
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  I<00:31:27.253> did<00:31:27.433> hear<00:31:27.593> about<00:31:27.843> that,<00:31:28.043> yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  And<00:31:30.193> surely,<00:31:30.723> is<00:31:30.893> this<00:31:31.093> not<00:31:31.263> something<00:31:31.563> that <00:31:31.673>we<00:31:31.793> can<00:31:31.933> just<00:31:32.073> manufacture<00:31:32.863> artificially<00:31:33.453> now?
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  Alison: I<00:31:38.143> don't
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  Emily: Must<00:31:38.959> we<00:31:39.109> force<00:31:39.489> him <00:31:39.739>through<00:31:39.979> this<00:31:40.419> once<00:31:40.879> every<00:31:41.229> eight
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  Alison: Yes,<00:31:44.039> force<00:31:44.439> him.
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  Emily: know<00:31:45.599> what<00:31:45.681> I<00:31:45.801> mean.
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  And<00:31:55.021> Chimney<00:31:55.341> is<00:31:55.501> like,<00:31:56.081> "Hooray.
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  Look<00:31:57.461> what<00:31:57.761> I<00:31:57.961> have<00:31:58.261> brought<00:31:58.621> you.
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  I<00:31:59.921> have<00:32:00.131> brought<00:32:00.421> you<00:32:00.661> a<00:32:00.781> gift." <00:32:01.371>And<00:32:01.581> Bobby's<00:32:02.001> like,<00:32:02.731> "Goodbye.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: Because<00:32:09.027> Glee.
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  Alison: 'Cause<00:32:10.381> Glee.
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  Emily: so<00:32:11.037> we<00:32:11.127> got<00:32:11.267> a<00:32:11.337> shitbag<00:32:11.837> family<00:32:12.187> at<00:32:12.297> the <00:32:12.357>zoo,<00:32:13.267> and<00:32:13.937> these<00:32:14.617> people<00:32:14.957> who<00:32:15.117> are<00:32:15.287> much<00:32:15.537> too<00:32:15.687> old
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  Alison: I'm<00:32:23.083> just<00:32:23.243> yelling<00:32:23.663> at<00:32:23.753> my<00:32:23.913> screen.
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  Emily: I<00:32:24.817> know.
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  I<00:32:25.117> hated<00:32:25.447> all<00:32:25.647> of<00:32:25.767> this.
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  Alison: I<00:32:26.663> hated<00:32:26.983> all<00:32:27.173> of<00:32:27.323> this.
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  Emily: so
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  Alison: face.
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  Emily: I<00:32:28.567> just...
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  Alison: Stop<00:32:29.523> it
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  Emily: I<00:32:30.263> have<00:32:30.373> a<00:32:30.403> complicated<00:32:30.943> relationship <00:32:31.433>with<00:32:31.513> zoos<00:32:31.913> anyway,<00:32:32.923> so<00:32:33.143> like,<00:32:33.853> ugh.
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• 32:51
  Alison: Sounds<00:32:51.793> like<00:32:51.933> a<00:32:52.013> great<00:32:52.473> idea.
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  Emily: And<00:32:54.203> this
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  Alison: Lol.
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  Emily: is<00:33:08.413> 911's<00:33:09.063> first<00:33:09.553> zoo<00:33:09.813> disaster
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  Alison: First<00:33:11.363> of<00:33:11.513> a<00:33:11.593> few
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  Emily: First<00:33:12.327> of<00:33:12.427> a<00:33:12.467> few.
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  find<00:33:17.367> my<00:33:17.467> nephews<00:33:18.077> that<00:33:18.247> I<00:33:18.347> left<00:33:18.637> behind."
• 33:19
  Alison: guys?
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  Emily: And<00:33:20.225> he<00:33:20.335> runs<00:33:20.565> face<00:33:20.825> first<00:33:21.135> into<00:33:21.235> the <00:33:21.385>tiger,<00:33:21.805> and<00:33:21.965> I<00:33:22.035> was<00:33:22.185> like,<00:33:22.655> "Get<00:33:23.055> him,<00:33:23.255> Tony.
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  Alison: Get<00:33:24.263> 'em
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  Emily: Get<00:33:25.555> that<00:33:25.965> bitch."<00:33:27.305> so<00:33:27.395> he<00:33:27.505> calls<00:33:27.715> 911 <00:33:28.095>from<00:33:28.215> the<00:33:28.275> zoo,<00:33:29.285> and<00:33:29.475> Abby,<00:33:30.655> should've<00:33:30.905> been
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  like,<00:33:32.255> "Click,<00:33:32.755> goodbye,"<00:33:33.825> tells<00:33:34.135> him<00:33:34.575> to <00:33:35.005>stay<00:33:35.635> still,<00:33:36.745> and<00:33:36.915> he<00:33:37.035> does<00:33:37.185> not<00:33:37.365> listen<00:33:37.595> to<00:33:37.675> her
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  Alison: Uncle<00:33:38.905> Shaw<00:33:39.135> does<00:33:39.575> the<00:33:39.955> exact <00:33:40.465>opposite<00:33:40.915> of<00:33:41.075> that<00:33:41.365> and<00:33:41.625> runs<00:33:42.225> away
• 33:42
  Emily: Does<00:33:43.097> the<00:33:43.227> whole...<00:33:43.967> I,<00:33:44.487> I<00:33:44.827> certainly <00:33:45.217>don't<00:33:45.417> think<00:33:45.597> I<00:33:45.707> can<00:33:45.867> outrun<00:33:46.207> a<00:33:46.267> tiger
• 33:47
  Alison: No.
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  Emily: and<00:33:48.467> he<00:33:49.297> climbs<00:33:49.657> up<00:33:49.777> over<00:33:49.967> a <00:33:50.037>fence<00:33:51.057> somehow,<00:33:52.267> I<00:33:52.437> could<00:33:52.617> not<00:33:52.837> do,
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  He's<00:33:57.007> like,<00:33:57.297> I've<00:33:57.497> been<00:33:57.597> on<00:33:57.727> safari.
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  Emily: know,<00:34:05.527> I<00:34:05.677> know.
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  Mandy: He's<00:34:06.285> really
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  Alison: Like,<00:34:07.375> I<00:34:07.485> have<00:34:07.705> questions <00:34:08.335>about<00:34:08.665> where<00:34:09.045> you<00:34:09.325> are<00:34:09.985> in<00:34:10.215> the<00:34:10.365> world.
• 34:11
  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: but<00:34:12.365> also<00:34:13.065> if<00:34:13.405> you<00:34:14.055> have<00:34:14.315> been <00:34:14.525>on<00:34:15.285> s-<00:34:15.445> you,<00:34:15.705> you<00:34:15.875> know<00:34:16.265> that<00:34:16.535> tigers
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  and<00:34:17.265> most<00:34:17.585> of<00:34:17.655> the<00:34:17.705> big<00:34:17.855> cats<00:34:18.075> can<00:34:18.275> jump
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:34:19.571> like<00:34:19.751> a<00:34:19.801> lot.
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  Like<00:34:20.381> real<00:34:20.551> big
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  Alison: a<00:34:20.957> lot.
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  Like,<00:34:22.247> wow
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  Emily: And<00:34:23.647> it<00:34:23.807> does.
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  When,<00:34:25.117> by<00:34:25.247> the<00:34:25.347> time<00:34:25.537> the<00:34:25.597> 118<00:34:26.077> shows <00:34:26.317>up,<00:34:27.067> the,<00:34:27.337> the<00:34:27.477> tiger's<00:34:27.827> trainer<00:34:28.197> has
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  tried<00:34:28.657> to<00:34:28.717> get<00:34:29.077> involved<00:34:29.637> to<00:34:30.017> try<00:34:30.197> to <00:34:30.297>corral,<00:34:30.937> but<00:34:31.047> he<00:34:31.237> has<00:34:31.407> gotten<00:34:32.307> de-gloved,
• 34:33
  Alison: Oof
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  Emily: yeah,<00:34:35.451> from<00:34:35.761> his,<00:34:35.971> like,<00:34:36.231> arm<00:34:36.641> area.
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  And<00:34:37.621> he's<00:34:37.781> actually<00:34:38.061> very<00:34:38.291> chill<00:34:38.611> about <00:34:38.921>getting<00:34:39.171> wounded<00:34:39.481> 'cause<00:34:39.621> he's<00:34:39.771> like,
• 34:39
  "Listen,<00:34:40.781> the<00:34:40.901> tiger<00:34:41.251> is<00:34:41.561> scared<00:34:42.271> and<00:34:42.471> confused, <00:34:43.741>and<00:34:44.121> we're<00:34:44.201> all<00:34:44.311> just<00:34:44.381> trying<00:34:44.551> to<00:34:44.621> help.
• 34:45
  don't<00:34:45.841> hurt<00:34:45.981> my<00:34:46.111> baby.
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  Alison: Don't<00:34:47.491> hurt<00:34:47.621> my<00:34:47.641> baby
• 34:48
  Emily: Don't<00:34:48.271> hurt<00:34:48.381> my<00:34:48.481> baby."<00:34:49.561> which <00:34:49.751>is<00:34:50.061> correct,<00:34:50.611> but<00:34:50.911> I,<00:34:51.181> you<00:34:51.341> know,<00:34:51.581> this
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  is<00:34:51.931> what<00:34:52.051> happens<00:34:52.371> when<00:34:52.501> we<00:34:52.611> fuck<00:34:52.801> with <00:34:52.931>animals,<00:34:53.361> is<00:34:53.751> they're<00:34:54.101> the<00:34:54.181> ones<00:34:54.441> who
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: the<00:34:54.951> consequences.
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  and<00:34:56.521> Abby<00:34:57.891> like,<00:34:58.091> radioing<00:34:58.741> over<00:34:59.241> to<00:34:59.351> be<00:34:59.461> like, <00:34:59.621>"Hey,<00:35:00.011> we<00:35:00.151> got<00:35:00.291> a<00:35:00.391> dude<00:35:00.971> loose<00:35:01.611> in<00:35:01.811> the<00:35:01.951> zoo.
• 35:03
  Someone,
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  Alison: this
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  Emily: someone<00:35:04.801> should<00:35:04.911> go<00:35:05.051> get <00:35:05.241>him."<00:35:05.551> And<00:35:05.681> Athena's<00:35:06.091> like,<00:35:06.351> "727<00:35:08.151> L30.
• 35:09
  I'll<00:35:09.391> go<00:35:09.621> get<00:35:09.881> this<00:35:10.131> motherfucker."
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  Alison: I'll<00:35:12.103> go<00:35:12.393> get<00:35:12.723> him<00:35:12.943> and <00:35:13.113>she's<00:35:13.443> not<00:35:14.153> having<00:35:14.203> a<00:35:14.213> good<00:35:14.363> day
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  and<00:35:16.233> then<00:35:16.343> Hen<00:35:16.723> is<00:35:16.903> like,<00:35:17.873> a<00:35:17.913> minute.
• 35:18
  Is<00:35:18.693> that<00:35:18.843> the<00:35:18.943> same<00:35:19.363> Sean<00:35:19.883> Cupertino<00:35:21.003> earlier?
• 35:22
  The<00:35:22.453> dentist<00:35:23.283> from<00:35:23.583> Riverside?" <00:35:24.853>Because<00:35:25.123> it's<00:35:25.273> time<00:35:25.463> for<00:35:25.583> a<00:35:25.633> flashback
• 35:26
  Alison: Da-na-da-da-da.
• 35:28
  Emily: And<00:35:29.413> is<00:35:29.553> this, <00:35:29.773>what<00:35:29.973> flashback<00:35:30.373> is<00:35:30.483> this?
• 35:30
  Number<00:35:30.833> four?
• 35:32
  Alison: I<00:35:32.313> think,
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  Emily: Sean<00:35:34.021> is<00:35:34.231> a<00:35:34.301> dentist,<00:35:35.551> he<00:35:35.711> is <00:35:35.901>also<00:35:36.681> a<00:35:36.811> douchebag<00:35:37.431> big<00:35:37.651> game<00:35:37.931> hunter
• 35:38
  Alison: Boo.
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  Oh,<00:35:40.221> I'm<00:35:40.241> sure
• 35:40
  Emily: Boo.
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  He<00:35:42.301> arrives<00:35:42.711> to<00:35:42.871> work,<00:35:43.781> and<00:35:43.941> I<00:35:44.081> think<00:35:44.351> this <00:35:44.511>is<00:35:44.651> again<00:35:45.781> ripped<00:35:46.361> from<00:35:46.591> the<00:35:46.671> headlines
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• 35:53
  poaching,<00:35:54.481> and<00:35:54.601> he's<00:35:54.741> like,<00:35:54.921> "What? <00:35:55.341>You<00:35:55.551> know,<00:35:55.741> you<00:35:55.901> were<00:35:56.021> hunting<00:35:56.441> on<00:35:56.541> a
• 35:56
  protected<00:35:57.111> preserve."<00:35:58.871> and<00:35:59.031> everyone <00:35:59.371>in<00:35:59.451> his<00:35:59.631> office<00:36:00.021> is<00:36:00.181> like<00:36:00.461> staring<00:36:01.561> at<00:36:01.841> him
• 36:02
  Alison: you
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  Emily: And<00:36:03.859> when<00:36:03.969> he<00:36:04.099> gets<00:36:04.339> into<00:36:04.549> his, <00:36:04.749>like,<00:36:05.019> office<00:36:05.409> office,<00:36:06.019> it's<00:36:06.249> just<00:36:06.449> full
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  head<00:36:13.839> Because<00:36:14.129> that's<00:36:14.339> what<00:36:14.449> you<00:36:14.539> wanna <00:36:14.759>see<00:36:14.989> when<00:36:15.119> you<00:36:15.209> go<00:36:15.349> into<00:36:15.539> the<00:36:15.719> dentist.
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Remove<00:36:19.545> my<00:36:19.725> head,<00:36:20.025> please
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Like<00:36:21.747> just<00:36:22.007> a<00:36:22.487> big<00:36:22.627> old<00:36:22.757> lion<00:36:23.087> head.
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  Yeah.
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  Aw.
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  Uh,<00:36:26.247> so<00:36:26.737> we<00:36:26.877> got<00:36:27.017> Abby<00:36:27.597> on<00:36:27.717> the <00:36:27.807>phone<00:36:28.087> with<00:36:28.227> Sean,<00:36:28.827> who<00:36:29.037> thinks<00:36:29.357> he
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  can,<00:36:29.707> like,<00:36:30.017> outsmart<00:36:30.677> the<00:36:30.777> tiger
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  Alison: Yes,<00:36:32.247> outsmart<00:36:32.717> that<00:36:32.877> tiger.
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  Emily: Who<00:36:34.841> is<00:36:35.011> just<00:36:35.211> directly<00:36:35.701> behind<00:36:36.071> him.
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  Alison: correct,<00:36:37.417> the<00:36:37.497> whole<00:36:37.657> time
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  Emily: And<00:36:38.151> I<00:36:38.241> don't<00:36:38.441> know<00:36:38.581> that <00:36:38.731>they<00:36:38.841> intended<00:36:39.351> this<00:36:39.511> to<00:36:39.621> look<00:36:39.821> like
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  Alison: Yes
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  Emily: Because,<00:36:43.951> like,<00:36:44.341> Athena<00:36:45.041> is <00:36:45.251>at...<00:36:45.381> What<00:36:45.481> are<00:36:45.541> those<00:36:45.741> carts<00:36:46.101> called?
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  The,<00:36:46.561> like,<00:36:47.741> it's<00:36:47.901> not<00:36:48.011> a<00:36:48.061> golf<00:36:48.401> cart, <00:36:48.921>but,<00:36:50.061> like,<00:36:50.351> the<00:36:50.561> zookeepers<00:36:51.301> are
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  Alison: I<00:36:53.435> think<00:36:53.635> it's<00:36:53.795> just<00:36:53.985> a<00:36:54.035> golf
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  Emily: It's<00:36:54.641> like<00:36:54.791> a,
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  Alison: with...<00:36:56.045> It's<00:36:56.195> got<00:36:56.335> a<00:36:56.375> bed<00:36:56.695> instead.
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  Emily: from<00:36:57.531> Jurassic<00:36:57.881> Park.
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  You<00:36:58.271> know<00:36:59.051> what<00:36:59.391> I'm<00:36:59.431> talking<00:36:59.481> about.
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  They've<00:36:59.551> got<00:36:59.586> a<00:36:59.621> zookeeper<00:37:00.201> with <00:37:00.361>a<00:37:00.431> tranq<00:37:00.801> gun<00:37:01.151> 'cause<00:37:01.291> they<00:37:01.411> gotta
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  get<00:37:01.931> the<00:37:02.011> tiger,<00:37:03.401> has<00:37:03.621> gotten<00:37:03.961> Sean.
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  Oh<00:37:05.461> n-<00:37:05.701> oh<00:37:06.031> no.
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  But<00:37:07.351> they<00:37:07.531> tranq<00:37:07.941> the<00:37:08.041> tiger,<00:37:09.321> and<00:37:09.551> Hen's <00:37:09.791>like,<00:37:10.151> "Hey,<00:37:10.531> hey,<00:37:10.941> hey,<00:37:11.091> Athena,<00:37:11.811> that's
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  like,<00:37:16.471> "The<00:37:16.601> dentist<00:37:17.071> from<00:37:17.281> Riverside?" <00:37:17.861>Like,<00:37:17.981> everyone<00:37:18.321> knows<00:37:18.781> this<00:37:18.821> dude.
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  I<00:37:19.651> feel<00:37:20.001> like<00:37:20.201> there<00:37:20.351> were<00:37:20.551> cut<00:37:20.881> scenes<00:37:22.271> where <00:37:22.411>people<00:37:22.671> talked<00:37:22.951> about<00:37:23.131> him<00:37:23.271> more,<00:37:23.681> but,
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  Alison: Probably
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  Emily: Athena's<00:37:25.431> like,<00:37:25.651> I <00:37:25.741>think<00:37:25.971> that<00:37:26.081> everyone's<00:37:26.461> gonna
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  side<00:37:26.931> with<00:37:27.051> the<00:37:27.141> tiger<00:37:27.561> here."
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  Alison: Correct.
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  Mandy: Yep.
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  Alison: siding<00:37:29.843> with<00:37:29.943> the <00:37:30.033>tiger<00:37:30.333> the<00:37:30.413> whole<00:37:30.863> story.
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  I'm<00:37:31.293> like,
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  Mandy: Yep
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  Alison: threw<00:37:32.703> a<00:37:32.853> pinecone<00:37:33.343> at<00:37:33.363> a<00:37:33.553> tiger.
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  Eat<00:37:34.823> him.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Instead<00:37:36.455> of<00:37:36.575> karma<00:37:36.885> being<00:37:37.165> a<00:37:37.265> bitch<00:37:37.635> this<00:37:37.825> time, <00:37:38.555>karma<00:37:39.065> is<00:37:39.245> a<00:37:39.325> wild<00:37:39.715> animal<00:37:40.145> who<00:37:40.275> can't<00:37:40.575> be<00:37:40.685> caged.
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  Alison: I
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  Emily: Oh.
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  And<00:37:44.561> I-<00:37:44.831> maybe<00:37:45.431> Athena<00:37:45.761> takes <00:37:46.021>that<00:37:46.181> to<00:37:46.301> heart,<00:37:46.771> I'm<00:37:46.961> not<00:37:47.161> sure.
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  But<00:37:48.291> she,<00:37:49.101> she<00:37:49.321> goes<00:37:49.531> home<00:37:50.231> because<00:37:51.151> it's<00:37:51.441> time.
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  Who-<00:37:52.181> her<00:37:52.381> shift<00:37:52.671> ends.
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  Who<00:37:53.091> could<00:37:53.251> say?
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  Harry<00:37:54.451> and<00:37:54.581> Mae,<00:37:55.591> children,<00:37:56.601> are
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  Alison: small.
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  Emily: upstairs,<00:37:58.931> doing <00:37:59.431>homework<00:38:00.701> and<00:38:01.471> being<00:38:01.791> together,
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  Alison: things
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  Emily: and<00:38:03.781> they<00:38:04.201> have<00:38:04.411> a<00:38:04.461> little <00:38:04.671>conversation<00:38:05.401> about<00:38:06.021> Michael.
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  really,<00:38:07.821> this<00:38:08.041> is<00:38:08.141> the<00:38:08.231> chance<00:38:08.561> for<00:38:08.681> the <00:38:08.781>kids<00:38:09.091> to<00:38:09.191> be<00:38:09.361> like,<00:38:10.001> "Hey,<00:38:11.301> Dad<00:38:11.701> being
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  gay<00:38:12.641> isn't<00:38:13.011> the<00:38:13.141> problem<00:38:13.651> here.<00:38:14.541> You <00:38:14.831>guys<00:38:15.191> trying<00:38:15.451> to<00:38:15.581> fake<00:38:16.011> this<00:38:16.261> family,
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  that's<00:38:17.811> the<00:38:17.871> problem."<00:38:19.231> And<00:38:19.391> I<00:38:19.531> love<00:38:19.801> that
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  Mandy: I<00:38:20.771> love<00:38:20.961> that
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  Alison: honesty.
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: do,<00:38:23.183> Mae<00:38:23.473> Grant.
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  Emily: I<00:38:26.061> adored<00:38:26.811> them<00:38:27.531> being<00:38:27.951> like,<00:38:28.511> "You <00:38:29.121>guys<00:38:29.481> are<00:38:29.571> the<00:38:29.671> problem,<00:38:30.291> not...<00:38:30.651> We're<00:38:30.991> fine
• 38:32
  Alison: Yeah,<00:38:32.491> we're<00:38:32.731> fine.
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  It<00:38:33.631> was<00:38:33.841> a<00:38:33.921> little<00:38:34.171> weird<00:38:34.421> at
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: cool
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  Emily: Like,<00:38:36.843> what's<00:38:37.143> weird<00:38:37.543> is<00:38:37.693> the<00:38:37.793> two<00:38:38.013> of <00:38:38.153>you<00:38:38.443> trying<00:38:38.713> to<00:38:38.803> pretend<00:38:39.243> like<00:38:39.413> you<00:38:39.553> didn't<00:38:39.863> fail
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  at<00:38:40.513> marriage,<00:38:41.983> you've<00:38:42.173> told<00:38:42.443> us<00:38:42.603> that<00:38:42.743> honesty <00:38:43.143>is<00:38:43.263> the<00:38:43.333> best<00:38:43.533> policy,<00:38:44.103> and<00:38:44.263> now<00:38:44.393> you're<00:38:44.663> lying.
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  So,<00:38:45.593> like,<00:38:45.973> get<00:38:46.303> your<00:38:46.663> shit<00:38:46.963> together.
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Come<00:38:49.115> on,<00:38:49.335> Mom
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  Emily: I<00:38:50.253> was<00:38:50.323> like, <00:38:50.473>incred-<00:38:50.903> incredible<00:38:51.443> work.
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• 38:55
  Alison: I<00:38:55.295> love<00:38:55.475> it<00:38:55.595> just<00:38:55.775> the<00:38:55.855> same.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  I<00:38:57.957> don't<00:38:58.107> always<00:38:58.357> vibe<00:38:58.617> with<00:38:58.747> Mae <00:38:58.907>Grant,<00:38:59.297> but<00:38:59.647> I<00:38:59.767> was<00:38:59.907> into<00:39:00.117> this
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: Which<00:39:02.255> takes<00:39:02.545> us<00:39:03.485> to<00:39:04.565> a <00:39:04.695>really<00:39:05.205> underserved<00:39:06.395> moment,<00:39:06.855> and
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  that<00:39:07.205> is<00:39:07.485> a<00:39:07.585> Bobby<00:39:07.935> Nash<00:39:08.245> thirst<00:39:08.525> trap
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  Alison: Oh<00:39:09.785> my<00:39:09.955> gosh.
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  Emily: They're<00:39:11.993> few<00:39:12.233> and<00:39:12.353> far<00:39:12.563> between.
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  Alison: Nash
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  Emily: Yeah,<00:39:15.095> it,<00:39:15.435> they<00:39:15.565> don't <00:39:15.715>happen<00:39:15.925> often,<00:39:16.555> but<00:39:16.705> when<00:39:16.865> they<00:39:16.975> do
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  Alison: biceps<00:39:18.673> when<00:39:19.163> they<00:39:19.533> do
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Get<00:39:21.393> the<00:39:21.473> guns<00:39:21.713> out.
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  'Cause<00:39:22.233> like<00:39:22.413> you,<00:39:22.943> it<00:39:23.073> takes <00:39:23.243>some<00:39:23.363> time<00:39:23.653> to<00:39:23.713> grow<00:39:23.903> biceps.
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  He's<00:39:25.543> grown<00:39:25.823> man
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  He's<00:39:27.289> been<00:39:27.439> working<00:39:27.729> at<00:39:27.909> it.
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  Emily: He's<00:39:28.617> been<00:39:28.757> working <00:39:29.157>out<00:39:29.487> his<00:39:29.707> whole<00:39:29.877> life
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  Alison: That<00:39:30.877> functional<00:39:31.477> strength
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  Emily: I<00:39:33.067> feel<00:39:33.257> like<00:39:33.637> Oliver<00:39:33.937> Stark <00:39:34.267>saw<00:39:34.537> that<00:39:34.867> and<00:39:34.957> was<00:39:35.077> like,<00:39:35.287> "Oh,
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  I<00:39:35.527> need<00:39:35.687> to<00:39:35.757> get<00:39:35.887> it<00:39:35.997> together."
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  Alison: Yes,<00:39:37.703> exactly
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  Emily: I<00:39:38.681> can.
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  That's<00:39:40.061> what<00:39:40.191> we're<00:39:40.281> trying<00:39:40.481> to<00:39:40.531> do<00:39:40.721> here.
• 39:41
  Alison: Man,<00:39:41.861> you<00:39:42.091> mean<00:39:42.351> you<00:39:42.491> want<00:39:42.601> me <00:39:42.711>to<00:39:42.851> try<00:39:43.011> to<00:39:43.071> be<00:39:43.231> sexier<00:39:44.001> than<00:39:44.271> Bobby<00:39:44.721> Dash?
• 39:45
  Are<00:39:45.291> you<00:39:45.491> kidding?
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  Emily: Peter<00:39:46.469> Krause<00:39:46.939> up?
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  Mm.<00:39:48.249> Okay.
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  And<00:39:49.709> then<00:39:49.829> they<00:39:49.959> brought<00:39:50.189> in<00:39:50.349> Ryan<00:39:50.439> Guzman
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  Alison: And<00:39:51.777> then<00:39:51.887> they <00:39:52.007>brought<00:39:52.207> in<00:39:52.287> Ryan<00:39:52.727> Gosling.
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  Oh,<00:39:53.117> boy.
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  We'll<00:39:53.913> get<00:39:54.153> there<00:39:54.313> when<00:39:54.513> we<00:39:54.633> get<00:39:54.853> there
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  Emily: We<00:39:55.387> got,<00:39:55.727> he's<00:39:55.867> gotta <00:39:56.097>fix<00:39:56.357> himself<00:39:56.797> real<00:39:57.017> quick.
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  Yes,<00:39:58.337> his,<00:39:58.557> fitness<00:39:58.967> journey<00:39:59.267> sure <00:39:59.487>changed<00:40:00.017> between<00:40:00.337> seasons<00:40:00.697> two<00:40:00.857> and<00:40:00.987> three.
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  Alison: Sure<00:40:02.261> did.
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  Emily: so<00:40:03.437> Chim<00:40:03.917> comes<00:40:04.367> beat-bopping<00:40:05.127> in <00:40:05.257>and<00:40:05.397> he's<00:40:05.647> like,<00:40:06.327> "Listen,<00:40:07.477> gonna<00:40:07.687> get,
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  like,<00:40:08.217> a<00:40:08.267> presidential<00:40:09.487> medal<00:40:09.897> of<00:40:10.517> honor,<00:40:10.887> of <00:40:10.987>freedom<00:40:11.847> for<00:40:12.047> the<00:40:12.157> work<00:40:12.477> that<00:40:12.577> you're<00:40:12.897> gonna
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  do<00:40:13.537> saving<00:40:14.067> all<00:40:14.237> these<00:40:14.497> kids."<00:40:15.777> Bobby<00:40:16.047> is
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  Alison: babies.
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  Emily: them<00:40:17.387> babies,<00:40:18.227> as<00:40:18.387> if <00:40:18.527>they're<00:40:18.657> not<00:40:18.887> already<00:40:19.297> heroes.
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  Alison: Right
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  Emily: and<00:40:21.637> Bobby's<00:40:21.927> like,<00:40:22.187> "Go<00:40:23.067> away. <00:40:23.807>I<00:40:24.007> don't<00:40:24.307> wanna<00:40:24.527> talk<00:40:24.727> about<00:40:24.947> this."
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  can't<00:40:26.097> let<00:40:26.237> it<00:40:26.287> go<00:40:26.517> 'cause<00:40:26.677> he's<00:40:26.807> Chim.
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  He's<00:40:27.197> like,<00:40:27.397> "But<00:40:27.497> you're<00:40:27.607> a<00:40:27.667> lifesaver.
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  You're<00:40:28.497> gonna<00:40:28.587> save<00:40:28.757> thousands<00:40:29.157> of <00:40:29.267>kids,<00:40:29.777> of<00:40:29.937> lives."<00:40:30.297> And<00:40:30.657> Bobby<00:40:31.987> yells
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  at<00:40:32.387> him,<00:40:32.787> "They're<00:40:32.987> the<00:40:33.107> wrong<00:40:33.797> kids."
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  Alison: Now<00:40:35.417> it,<00:40:36.087> question.
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  know<00:40:38.287> that<00:40:39.457> they<00:40:39.917> tell,<00:40:40.527> that<00:40:40.687> Bobby <00:40:41.087>tells<00:40:41.637> Buck<00:40:41.947> and<00:40:42.117> Hen<00:40:42.627> about,<00:40:43.007> like,<00:40:43.577> his
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  Emily: Yes
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  Alison: Does<00:40:49.143> he<00:40:49.333> tell<00:40:49.963> Chim- <00:40:50.243>does<00:40:50.483> Chim<00:40:50.823> know<00:40:51.363> at<00:40:51.503> this<00:40:51.653> point?
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  Emily: So<00:40:53.433> I,<00:40:53.713> there<00:40:53.893> was<00:40:54.053> a<00:40:54.143> moment<00:40:54.683> in<00:40:55.143> one <00:40:55.413>of<00:40:55.483> the<00:40:55.543> previous<00:40:55.923> episodes<00:40:56.663> where<00:40:57.753> Bobby's
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  like,<00:40:59.523> I<00:40:59.643> want<00:40:59.953> you<00:41:00.113> to<00:41:00.233> meet<00:41:00.553> me."<00:41:01.563> And<00:41:01.673> I,
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  Alison: me,
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  Emily: the<00:41:02.283> real<00:41:02.493> me.
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  And<00:41:02.933> I<00:41:03.033> think<00:41:03.603> that's<00:41:04.013> intended<00:41:04.693> to<00:41:04.913> be<00:41:05.173> like, <00:41:05.643>"I'm<00:41:05.873> gonna<00:41:06.173> tell<00:41:06.453> you<00:41:06.733> my<00:41:07.673> life,<00:41:08.113> my<00:41:08.283> story."
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  Alison: I'm<00:41:09.043> gonna<00:41:09.143> tell<00:41:09.293> you<00:41:09.443> my<00:41:09.553> deal.
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  Emily: 'Cause<00:41:10.763> if<00:41:10.913> that's<00:41:11.203> not<00:41:11.523> what<00:41:11.683> that <00:41:11.893>was,<00:41:12.323> then<00:41:12.503> he<00:41:12.663> hasn't<00:41:13.093> told<00:41:13.473> Chimney<00:41:13.903> anything.
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: And<00:41:15.963> this<00:41:16.113> is,<00:41:16.313> if<00:41:16.703> that's<00:41:17.013> not <00:41:17.273>what<00:41:17.423> he<00:41:17.593> did<00:41:17.873> then<00:41:18.463> in<00:41:18.703> like,<00:41:18.853> it<00:41:18.993> was
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  like<00:41:19.703> maybe<00:41:20.023> episode<00:41:20.483> six,<00:41:20.893> five<00:41:21.133> or<00:41:21.183> six,
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  Alison: something,<00:41:22.313> yeah.
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  Emily: is<00:41:23.433> the<00:41:23.543> first<00:41:23.793> time<00:41:24.193> Chimney's <00:41:24.713>finding<00:41:25.123> anything<00:41:25.533> out<00:41:25.983> about
• 41:26
  Bobby,<00:41:26.803> and<00:41:26.973> that<00:41:27.143> would<00:41:27.263> be<00:41:27.723> rough.
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  Alison: That<00:41:28.813> would<00:41:28.943> be<00:41:29.033> wild
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  Emily: Because
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  Mandy: I<00:41:30.305> did<00:41:30.605> wonder<00:41:30.935> if<00:41:31.115> I<00:41:31.275> missed<00:41:31.495> something
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  Emily: No,<00:41:33.275> I
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  Mandy: I,<00:41:34.165> yeah
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  Emily: I<00:41:35.425> think<00:41:35.795> that's<00:41:36.055> what<00:41:36.215> that<00:41:36.425> line <00:41:36.685>is<00:41:36.815> supposed<00:41:37.245> to<00:41:37.355> have<00:41:37.505> been,<00:41:38.585> is<00:41:38.775> like,
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  "I'm<00:41:39.085> gonna<00:41:39.285> tell<00:41:39.455> you<00:41:39.565> my<00:41:39.715> story<00:41:40.095> finally." <00:41:41.135>' Cause<00:41:41.345> if<00:41:41.535> not,<00:41:42.575> this<00:41:42.835> is<00:41:42.975> the<00:41:43.085> moment
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  Alison: it<00:41:44.475> doesn't<00:41:44.815> clearly<00:41:45.315> read<00:41:45.625> that
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  Emily: It<00:41:46.201> does<00:41:46.431> not.
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  It<00:41:47.031> sure<00:41:47.321> doesn't.
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  it<00:41:47.961> may<00:41:48.281> also<00:41:48.601> be<00:41:48.781> an,<00:41:48.991> an<00:41:49.151> instance<00:41:49.701> where <00:41:49.881>the<00:41:50.001> writers<00:41:50.441> forget<00:41:50.961> who<00:41:51.241> knows<00:41:51.611> what
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  Alison: Right.
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  Emily: Bec-
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  Alison: maybe<00:41:54.309> it's<00:41:54.449> a<00:41:54.619> cut<00:41:54.859> scene
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  Emily: Or<00:41:55.659> it<00:41:55.679> could<00:41:55.809> be<00:41:55.899> a<00:41:55.949> cut<00:41:56.129> scene.
• 41:56
  Yeah.
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  And<00:41:57.819> Bobby<00:41:58.339> really<00:41:58.769> goes<00:41:59.119> off<00:41:59.449> like,<00:41:59.709> "I <00:41:59.949>owe<00:42:00.379> f-<00:42:00.469> 148<00:42:01.479> lives,<00:42:01.959> and<00:42:02.169> once<00:42:02.469> I<00:42:02.599> pay
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  that<00:42:03.219> debt,<00:42:04.029> I<00:42:04.209> get<00:42:04.389> to<00:42:04.519> be<00:42:04.679> with<00:42:04.819> my<00:42:04.959> family <00:42:05.359>again."<00:42:06.289> And<00:42:06.469> I<00:42:07.219> was<00:42:07.419> halfway<00:42:07.799> there.
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  I<00:42:08.539> was<00:42:08.709> gonna<00:42:08.889> see<00:42:09.049> my<00:42:09.169> kids, <00:42:09.539>and<00:42:09.709> that<00:42:09.919> was<00:42:10.209> the<00:42:10.339> deal.
• 42:11
  a,
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  Alison: What?
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  Emily: a<00:42:12.029> deal<00:42:12.199> with<00:42:12.319> who?
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  And<00:42:13.349> it<00:42:13.419> was<00:42:13.539> a<00:42:13.609> deal<00:42:13.859> that<00:42:13.939> he<00:42:14.069> made<00:42:14.329> with<00:42:14.469> God, <00:42:14.729>'cause<00:42:14.829> don't<00:42:14.939> forget,<00:42:15.759> he<00:42:15.859> was<00:42:15.979> Catholic
• 42:17
  And<00:42:17.379> it<00:42:17.509> finally<00:42:17.919> clicks<00:42:18.219> for<00:42:18.369> Chim<00:42:19.329> that <00:42:20.129>Bobby<00:42:20.589> is<00:42:20.719> talking<00:42:21.069> about<00:42:21.249> killing<00:42:21.509> himself
• 42:22
  Now<00:42:22.639> how<00:42:22.749> that<00:42:22.869> didn't<00:42:23.069> click<00:42:23.259> for<00:42:23.359> him <00:42:23.469>before,<00:42:23.809> I<00:42:23.859> don't<00:42:24.009> know,<00:42:24.349> but<00:42:24.569> it<00:42:24.699> clicks<00:42:24.939> for
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: now
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  Mandy: Bobby<00:42:26.693> wasn't<00:42:26.853> being<00:42:27.063> really<00:42:27.373> subtle
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  Emily: He<00:42:28.291> was<00:42:28.531> not<00:42:28.941> being <00:42:29.251>subtle<00:42:30.261> that<00:42:30.571> Bobby<00:42:30.901> wants<00:42:31.351> out.
• 42:32
  And<00:42:32.581> now<00:42:32.981> God<00:42:33.191> is<00:42:33.311> punishing<00:42:33.751> him,<00:42:34.861> by<00:42:34.961> killing <00:42:35.261>him<00:42:35.631> with<00:42:35.811> cancer,<00:42:36.321> 'cause<00:42:36.451> that's<00:42:36.621> what
• 42:36
  he<00:42:36.781> thought<00:42:36.991> this<00:42:37.141> blood<00:42:37.361> thing<00:42:37.531> was<00:42:37.661> gonna <00:42:37.831>be,<00:42:38.711> but<00:42:39.211> by<00:42:39.421> forcing<00:42:39.801> him<00:42:39.991> to<00:42:40.091> stay<00:42:41.031> alive.
• 42:42
  Alison: Rip
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  Emily: So<00:42:43.445> this<00:42:43.665> big<00:42:44.195> exciting<00:42:44.635> gift <00:42:45.055>that<00:42:45.235> Chimney<00:42:45.535> thought,<00:42:45.875> it's<00:42:45.965> like,
• 42:46
  "Oh,<00:42:46.355> you<00:42:46.505> get<00:42:46.635> to<00:42:46.685> be<00:42:46.825> a<00:42:46.895> hero<00:42:47.285> forever," <00:42:48.615>is,<00:42:49.085> like,<00:42:49.325> the<00:42:49.435> worst<00:42:49.785> thing<00:42:50.435> possible
• 42:51
  Mandy: Is<00:42:51.745> this<00:42:51.935> something<00:42:52.355> that's <00:42:52.515>carried<00:42:52.985> through<00:42:53.265> for<00:42:53.395> Bobby?
• 42:53
  Like,<00:42:53.935> is<00:42:54.055> there<00:42:54.225> references<00:42:54.775> to<00:42:54.895> him <00:42:55.245>donating<00:42:56.295> blood<00:42:56.715> every<00:42:57.095> eight<00:42:57.165> weeks?
• 42:57
  Alison: no,<00:42:58.359> But<00:42:58.649> the,<00:42:59.539> not<00:42:59.749> at<00:42:59.859> all.
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  Not<00:43:00.699> at
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  Damn.
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  So<00:43:02.137> he<00:43:02.277> never<00:43:02.517> got<00:43:02.677> that<00:43:02.827> medal
• 43:03
  Alison: we<00:43:03.859> do<00:43:04.009> really<00:43:04.189> like <00:43:04.339>to<00:43:04.439> play<00:43:04.599> with<00:43:04.769> Bobby's<00:43:05.179> magic
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  blood<00:43:05.939> because<00:43:06.269> Bobby<00:43:06.589> has<00:43:06.809> magic
• 43:07
  That's
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  Emily: don't
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  Alison: in<00:43:08.149> this<00:43:08.239> episode.
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  Just<00:43:09.669> across<00:43:10.119> the
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  Emily: Oh,<00:43:10.805> okay.
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  Alison: When,<00:43:11.529> not<00:43:11.879> specifically<00:43:12.649> about<00:43:12.929> that
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  Emily: Okay
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  Alison: but,<00:43:14.009> you<00:43:14.169> know,<00:43:14.609> when<00:43:14.849> he<00:43:15.219> gets<00:43:15.389> stuck <00:43:15.609>in<00:43:15.719> the<00:43:15.849> tunnel<00:43:16.659> and<00:43:16.949> when<00:43:17.169> he's<00:43:17.809> like,<00:43:18.209> when
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  he<00:43:19.059> ends<00:43:19.289> up<00:43:19.639> injured<00:43:20.229> or<00:43:20.339> whatever,<00:43:20.749> it's <00:43:20.899>like,<00:43:21.079> "Oh,<00:43:21.239> don't<00:43:21.429> worry,<00:43:21.779> he'll<00:43:21.979> be<00:43:22.109> fine.
• 43:22
  He's<00:43:22.759> got<00:43:22.969> magic<00:43:23.419> blood."
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  And<00:43:24.905> no,<00:43:25.285> it,<00:43:25.525> I<00:43:25.635> don't<00:43:25.805> even<00:43:25.975> know<00:43:26.095> that <00:43:26.255>it's<00:43:26.415> brought<00:43:26.645> up<00:43:26.765> again<00:43:27.045> in<00:43:27.195> this<00:43:27.385> season.
• 43:28
  Alison: No,<00:43:29.103> not<00:43:29.323> even
• 43:29
  Emily: No.
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  And<00:43:30.605> you<00:43:30.705> would<00:43:30.845> think,<00:43:31.445> g-<00:43:31.525> there's <00:43:32.195>eight<00:43:32.685> more<00:43:33.085> seasons<00:43:33.515> of<00:43:33.655> this<00:43:33.785> show.
• 43:34
  Not,<00:43:35.215> I<00:43:35.355> don't<00:43:35.505> even<00:43:35.675> think<00:43:35.785> there's <00:43:35.935>another<00:43:36.235> blood<00:43:36.505> donation<00:43:37.045> episode,
• 43:38
  Alison: I<00:43:38.413> don't<00:43:38.473> think<00:43:38.653> so,
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  Emily: considering<00:43:39.415> how<00:43:39.665> vital<00:43:40.825> donated <00:43:41.345>blood<00:43:41.615> is<00:43:41.855> to<00:43:41.975> the<00:43:42.095> work<00:43:42.505> of<00:43:42.655> firefighters,
• 43:43
  EMTs,<00:43:44.925> all<00:43:45.115> the<00:43:45.205> times<00:43:45.765> everyone<00:43:46.395> in<00:43:46.525> the <00:43:46.635>show<00:43:46.885> is<00:43:47.005> in<00:43:47.115> the<00:43:47.185> hospital<00:43:47.735> needing<00:43:48.045> blood
• 43:49
  Alison: For<00:43:49.367> real.
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  Emily: Everyone<00:43:52.255> on<00:43:52.385> this <00:43:52.555>show<00:43:52.825> has<00:43:53.045> to<00:43:53.135> get<00:43:53.285> blood
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  Alison: At<00:43:54.135> least<00:43:54.515> once
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  Emily: Like,<00:43:56.053> and<00:43:56.243> not<00:43:56.433> another <00:43:56.843>mention<00:43:57.203> of<00:43:57.333> like,<00:43:58.013> "Ah,<00:43:58.323> I<00:43:58.433> hope
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  I<00:43:58.723> get<00:43:58.923> Bobby's<00:43:59.303> good<00:43:59.493> blood.
• 44:00
  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: I<00:44:00.913> hope<00:44:01.063> I<00:44:01.113> get <00:44:01.313>that<00:44:01.503> good<00:44:01.723> Bobby<00:44:02.003> blood."
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  Alison: that<00:44:03.153> could...<00:44:03.443> Bobby<00:44:03.753> Blood.
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  Emily: No.
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  Nope.
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  Not<00:44:05.483> one<00:44:05.813> fucking<00:44:06.223> mention<00:44:06.553> of<00:44:06.683> this<00:44:06.833> huge <00:44:07.963>plot<00:44:08.233> point<00:44:08.583> where<00:44:08.913> it<00:44:09.123> outs<00:44:09.483> that<00:44:09.613> Bobby
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  wants<00:44:10.153> to<00:44:10.273> die,<00:44:11.333> that<00:44:11.603> instead<00:44:12.093> he<00:44:12.263> is <00:44:12.773>perpetually<00:44:13.643> saving<00:44:14.093> lives,<00:44:15.563> that<00:44:15.963> it,<00:44:16.583> I
• 44:17
  phenomenally,<00:44:19.043> dropped<00:44:19.533> ball,<00:44:19.993> dropped <00:44:20.283>plot,<00:44:20.753> dropped<00:44:21.673> character<00:44:22.123> development.
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  I<00:44:22.663> don't<00:44:22.793> even<00:44:22.963> know,<00:44:23.083> like<00:44:23.223> why<00:44:23.383> would...<00:44:24.173> You <00:44:24.303>can't<00:44:24.493> put<00:44:24.653> something<00:44:24.993> this<00:44:25.193> huge<00:44:25.823> into<00:44:26.033> an
• 44:26
  episode<00:44:26.673> and<00:44:26.783> then<00:44:26.913> be<00:44:27.033> like,<00:44:27.523> "Okay,<00:44:28.653> bye."
• 44:29
  Alison: Okay.
• 44:30
  Like,<00:44:30.473> I<00:44:30.723> do<00:44:30.933> really<00:44:31.233> like<00:44:31.523> it.
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  I<00:44:31.943> think<00:44:32.233> it's<00:44:32.493> a<00:44:32.613> super<00:44:33.103> interesting <00:44:33.513>thing<00:44:33.733> to<00:44:33.863> do<00:44:34.103> to<00:44:34.213> Bobby.
• 44:34
  He's<00:44:35.153> like,<00:44:35.503> "I<00:44:35.793> wanted<00:44:36.213> to<00:44:36.523> leave,<00:44:37.363> and<00:44:37.593> God <00:44:37.813>is<00:44:37.983> punishing<00:44:38.493> me<00:44:38.613> by<00:44:38.813> making<00:44:39.263> me<00:44:39.393> stay<00:44:39.773> here
• 44:40
  anyway."<00:44:41.483> And<00:44:41.723> that's<00:44:41.903> a<00:44:41.983> really<00:44:42.513> interesting <00:44:43.813>set<00:44:44.183> of<00:44:44.333> circumstances<00:44:45.243> for<00:44:45.433> Bobert<00:44:45.763> Nash
• 44:47
  Emily: Especially<00:44:47.703> if<00:44:47.863> you<00:44:48.013> connect<00:44:48.413> it<00:44:48.593> to<00:44:48.723> the <00:44:48.863>thing<00:44:49.213> about<00:44:49.573> Buck<00:44:50.143> that<00:44:50.303> we<00:44:50.413> find<00:44:50.683> out<00:44:51.073> later
• 44:51
  Alison: Yes,<00:44:52.289> especially<00:44:52.739> if<00:44:52.799> you<00:44:52.879> connect <00:44:53.079>it<00:44:53.129> to<00:44:53.239> the<00:44:53.309> thing<00:44:53.459> we<00:44:53.549> learned<00:44:53.699> about
• 44:53
  Buck<00:44:54.329> and<00:44:55.129> like<00:44:56.359> it's<00:44:56.709> the,<00:44:57.089> the<00:44:57.289> big<00:44:57.969> whole <00:44:59.859>difference<00:45:00.569> between<00:45:01.799> am<00:45:02.109> I<00:45:02.209> more<00:45:02.449> than<00:45:02.609> my<00:45:02.809> body?
• 45:03
  What<00:45:03.599> do<00:45:03.759> I<00:45:03.949> owe<00:45:04.169> my<00:45:04.369> community?
• 45:04
  What<00:45:05.219> do<00:45:05.369> I<00:45:05.489> owe<00:45:05.629> to<00:45:05.719> myself?
• 45:06
  Can<00:45:06.729> I<00:45:06.839> make<00:45:07.089> decisions<00:45:07.589> for<00:45:07.869> myself <00:45:08.589>based<00:45:09.059> on<00:45:09.359> X<00:45:09.589> and<00:45:09.709> X<00:45:09.899> and<00:45:09.999> X<00:45:10.219> and<00:45:10.319> Y?
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  it's<00:45:11.869> just
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  Emily: What<00:45:13.019> intrinsic<00:45:13.649> value<00:45:14.129> do<00:45:14.439> I<00:45:14.649> hold?
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  And<00:45:16.669> is<00:45:16.809> it<00:45:16.939> a<00:45:16.999> failure<00:45:17.499> if<00:45:17.639> it<00:45:17.719> doesn't<00:45:18.009> work
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  Alison: Right.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  But<00:45:23.297> I<00:45:23.357> don't<00:45:23.587> even<00:45:23.747> think<00:45:23.897> they <00:45:24.017>remembered<00:45:24.417> this<00:45:24.547> about<00:45:24.797> Bobby
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  when<00:45:25.257> they<00:45:25.367> did<00:45:25.527> that<00:45:25.657> to<00:45:25.757> Buck.
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  Alison: Absolutely
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  Emily: sorry
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  Mandy<00:45:27.867> for<00:45:28.007> all<00:45:28.197> of<00:45:28.307> the
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  Alison: A<00:45:28.501> little.
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  They,<00:45:29.091> they<00:45:29.311> have<00:45:29.461> no<00:45:29.551> idea.
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  Emily: you'll<00:45:30.837> get<00:45:31.007> there <00:45:31.127>about<00:45:31.337> Buck<00:45:31.507> when<00:45:31.627> you<00:45:31.717> get<00:45:31.877> there
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  Alison: Kristen<00:45:32.937> tried.
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  She<00:45:33.947> tried<00:45:34.287> to<00:45:34.367> set<00:45:34.547> this<00:45:34.677> up.
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  She<00:45:35.247> did.
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  And
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  the<00:45:36.697> other<00:45:36.937> writers<00:45:37.317> just<00:45:37.527> let<00:45:37.677> us<00:45:37.867> down
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  Emily: I<00:45:38.651> mean,<00:45:39.001> did<00:45:39.181> she<00:45:39.341> try<00:45:39.551> to<00:45:39.651> set <00:45:39.841>it<00:45:39.941> up<00:45:40.111> or<00:45:40.171> was<00:45:40.331> this<00:45:40.481> something<00:45:40.811> that<00:45:40.931> was
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  Alison: That's<00:45:44.121> a<00:45:44.191> great<00:45:44.511> question.
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  Emily: like<00:45:45.581> the<00:45:45.761> show<00:45:46.021> bible <00:45:46.401>for<00:45:46.561> season<00:45:46.931> one<00:45:47.251> could<00:45:47.471> have<00:45:47.621> said
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  character<00:45:48.361> points<00:45:48.651> about<00:45:49.031> Bobby<00:45:49.311> Nash.
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  One,<00:45:50.731> dead<00:45:51.021> family.
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  Alison: blood
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  Emily: blood<00:45:52.991> to<00:45:53.461> have<00:45:53.721> this <00:45:53.871>weird<00:45:54.081> atonement,<00:45:54.491> right?
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  Alison: Legally,<00:45:58.365> that<00:45:58.675> is<00:45:58.815> possible.
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  I<00:45:59.915> feel<00:46:00.175> like<00:46:00.325> it's<00:46:00.465> unlikely, <00:46:01.125>but<00:46:01.305> it's<00:46:01.455> possible
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  Emily: how<00:46:02.259> I<00:46:02.339> feel<00:46:02.569> about<00:46:02.769> other<00:46:02.999> people <00:46:03.379>tying<00:46:03.819> threads<00:46:04.179> together<00:46:04.529> in<00:46:04.649> later<00:46:04.909> seasons.
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  Alison: Including<00:46:10.409> my <00:46:10.589>favorite<00:46:10.989> rec<00:46:11.189> hunt<00:46:11.319> of<00:46:11.439> all<00:46:11.549> time
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  Emily: My<00:46:12.469> God,<00:46:12.699> which<00:46:12.849> one<00:46:12.979> is<00:46:13.089> that?
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  Alison: Season<00:46:14.409> one.
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  Emily: Oh,<00:46:15.973> yeah.
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  Alison: My<00:46:17.133> favorite
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  Emily: No
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  Alison: of<00:46:17.853> all<00:46:17.973> time.
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  I'm<00:46:18.893> not<00:46:19.193> saying<00:46:19.553> I'm<00:46:19.693> happy<00:46:20.033> about<00:46:20.233> it, <00:46:20.323>I'm<00:46:20.443> just<00:46:20.553> saying<00:46:20.823> it<00:46:20.923> makes<00:46:21.153> me<00:46:21.303> giggle
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  Emily: Didn't<00:46:22.581> happen.
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  Anyway,<00:46:24.211> so<00:46:24.561> no,<00:46:24.991> Mandy, <00:46:25.401>this<00:46:25.541> doesn't<00:46:25.751> happen<00:46:26.011> again.
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  Mandy: Okay
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  Emily: but<00:46:27.851> just<00:46:28.061> as<00:46:28.281> you're<00:46:28.391> watching <00:46:28.751>the<00:46:28.841> show,<00:46:29.151> remember<00:46:30.431> every<00:46:30.801> eight<00:46:31.051> weeks
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  Bobby<00:46:32.221> Nash<00:46:32.691> has<00:46:32.791> to<00:46:32.911> go<00:46:33.071> donate<00:46:33.431> blood
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Alison: For<00:46:34.941> the<00:46:35.071> babies,<00:46:35.681> Mandy.
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  Emily: the<00:46:36.831> babies
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  Mandy: The<00:46:37.801> freshly<00:46:38.261> born<00:46:38.551> babies
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  Emily: Yes.
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  speaking<00:46:44.997> of<00:46:45.077> science,<00:46:45.697> a<00:46:45.937> hen<00:46:46.207> is <00:46:46.367>cleaning<00:46:46.747> a<00:46:46.997> blood<00:46:47.227> stain<00:46:47.427> with<00:46:47.547> Coca-Cola.
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  Alison: Love<00:46:48.947> this<00:46:49.057> for<00:46:49.177> her.
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  Emily: Which,<00:46:50.239> yeah,<00:46:50.619> I<00:46:50.719> mean,<00:46:51.169> that<00:46:51.319> works
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  Alison: Coca-Cola<00:46:52.879> gets<00:46:53.089> off<00:46:53.329> everything.
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  Would<00:46:54.659> not<00:46:54.859> surprise<00:46:55.159> me<00:46:55.229> if<00:46:55.289> it<00:46:55.349> works<00:46:55.569> on<00:46:55.669> blood
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  Emily: I<00:46:56.533> think<00:46:56.733> that's<00:46:56.973> accurate,<00:46:57.563> yeah.
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  I<00:46:58.713> see<00:46:58.903> no<00:46:59.023> problem<00:46:59.353> here.
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  it<00:47:00.163> does<00:47:00.353> feel<00:47:00.543> like<00:47:00.673> a<00:47:00.753> waste<00:47:01.213> though, <00:47:01.433>and<00:47:01.573> that<00:47:01.693> stuff's<00:47:01.903> not<00:47:02.073> cheap.
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  But<00:47:03.693> they're<00:47:03.903> at<00:47:03.993> a<00:47:04.093> scene,<00:47:04.863> a<00:47:04.963> dude<00:47:05.663> robbed<00:47:05.943> a <00:47:05.983>store<00:47:06.333> and<00:47:06.413> then<00:47:06.503> got<00:47:06.643> hit<00:47:06.833> by<00:47:06.953> a<00:47:06.983> dump<00:47:07.183> truck.
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  Karma.
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  Alison: Instant<00:47:09.523> karma.
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  Emily: karma.
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  But<00:47:11.319> really,<00:47:12.649> Hen...<00:47:13.269> This<00:47:13.469> is <00:47:13.619>another<00:47:13.949> Hen-Athena<00:47:14.999> scene
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  Alison: Yay
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  Emily: And<00:47:17.285> Hen<00:47:17.475> was<00:47:17.615> like,<00:47:17.945> "Hey,<00:47:18.875> Athena,<00:47:19.755> you <00:47:19.955>know<00:47:20.275> that<00:47:20.415> thing<00:47:20.595> that<00:47:20.695> I<00:47:20.735> wanted<00:47:21.015> to<00:47:21.085> tell<00:47:21.295> you?
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  I<00:47:22.705> slept<00:47:23.065> with<00:47:23.215> Ava
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  Alison: I<00:47:24.445> fucked
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  Emily: Ugh.
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  Athena's<00:47:26.329> like,<00:47:26.829> okay.
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  Well,<00:47:28.509> you<00:47:28.709> have<00:47:28.889> to<00:47:28.979> tell<00:47:29.159> your<00:47:29.319> wife
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  Alison: She's<00:47:30.609> like,<00:47:30.719> "Do<00:47:30.819> I<00:47:30.879> gotta?"
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  Emily: I<00:47:31.739> love<00:47:31.999> that<00:47:32.039> Hen<00:47:32.219> was<00:47:32.369> like,<00:47:32.589> "But <00:47:32.779>why?<00:47:33.299> We're<00:47:33.499> in<00:47:33.589> a<00:47:33.649> good<00:47:33.869> place."<00:47:34.619> Oh,<00:47:34.829> are<00:47:34.969> you?
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  Are<00:47:35.859> you<00:47:36.019> in<00:47:36.109> a<00:47:36.149> good<00:47:36.299> place?
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  The<00:47:37.189> fact<00:47:37.449> that
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  Alison: you
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  Emily: was<00:47:38.539> like,<00:47:39.549> sex<00:47:39.879> with<00:47:39.959> someone <00:47:40.279>else<00:47:40.559> just<00:47:40.759> reminded<00:47:41.129> me<00:47:41.269> how<00:47:41.389> much
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  I<00:47:41.709> love<00:47:41.899> my<00:47:42.029> wife,"<00:47:42.399> I<00:47:42.469> was<00:47:42.689> like,<00:47:42.849> oh
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  Alison: Henrietta.
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  Emily: my<00:47:44.763> God.
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  Hen.
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  He<00:47:45.293> was<00:47:45.393> like,<00:47:45.453> "I<00:47:45.503> don't<00:47:45.643> wanna<00:47:45.853> screw <00:47:46.043>my<00:47:46.193> relationship<00:47:46.603> up."<00:47:46.843> Too<00:47:47.053> late,<00:47:47.223> baby
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  Alison: Too<00:47:48.423> late,<00:47:48.673> Angel
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  Emily: And<00:47:50.083> at<00:47:50.163> least<00:47:50.583> Athena<00:47:50.993> was<00:47:51.133> like, <00:47:51.343>"Your<00:47:51.473> relationship<00:47:52.043> is<00:47:52.183> already<00:47:52.513> screwed<00:47:52.773> up."
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  Alison: Correct.
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  'Cause
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  Emily: Maybe.
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  But<00:48:00.007> you<00:48:00.157> gotta<00:48:00.357> get<00:48:00.527> in<00:48:00.637> there.
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  Alison: honesty<00:48:01.803> in<00:48:01.903> this<00:48:02.133> house
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  Emily: We<00:48:02.897> prefer<00:48:03.227> honesty<00:48:03.577> in<00:48:03.657> this<00:48:03.817> house.
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  but<00:48:05.067> you<00:48:05.167> gotta<00:48:05.347> do<00:48:05.537> it<00:48:05.687> before<00:48:06.057> it's<00:48:06.367> too<00:48:07.117> late
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  Alison: Donna
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  Emily: 'Cause<00:48:10.023> hen's<00:48:10.353> karma <00:48:10.793>is<00:48:11.063> coming,<00:48:12.173> coming<00:48:12.483> knocking
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  Alison: coming<00:48:13.653> a-knocking
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  Emily: But<00:48:14.903> first,<00:48:15.643> Athena<00:48:16.223> has<00:48:16.483> to<00:48:16.593> go <00:48:16.753>do<00:48:16.943> what<00:48:17.073> she<00:48:17.243> has<00:48:17.483> to<00:48:17.603> do,<00:48:18.033> and<00:48:18.233> that<00:48:18.463> is
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  Michael<00:48:20.353> that<00:48:20.523> it<00:48:20.663> is<00:48:20.783> time<00:48:21.683> for<00:48:21.933> a<00:48:21.993> divorce
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  Alison: As<00:48:23.283> hard<00:48:23.583> as<00:48:23.723> this<00:48:23.903> scene,<00:48:24.563> I<00:48:24.723> have <00:48:24.923>to<00:48:25.013> imagine,<00:48:25.633> like,<00:48:26.023> to<00:48:26.403> ideate<00:48:26.893> and<00:48:27.043> to<00:48:27.133> write
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  and<00:48:27.583> to,<00:48:27.833> to<00:48:28.063> do,<00:48:29.093> I<00:48:29.923> love<00:48:30.233> them<00:48:30.383> both<00:48:30.673> so<00:48:30.913> much
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Mandy: Yeah,<00:48:33.211> it<00:48:33.241> was<00:48:33.411> good
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  Alison: for<00:48:34.255> me,<00:48:34.965> I<00:48:35.115> think<00:48:35.385> Athena<00:48:35.735> is<00:48:35.915> spot<00:48:36.315> on.
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  It's<00:48:36.695> one<00:48:36.815> of<00:48:36.895> those,<00:48:37.115> like,<00:48:38.155> I<00:48:38.695> am<00:48:38.915> feeling <00:48:39.555>completely<00:48:40.015> betrayed,<00:48:40.455> I'm<00:48:40.605> feeling
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  completely<00:48:41.395> alone,<00:48:42.505> and<00:48:43.705> you<00:48:44.095> are<00:48:44.235> the<00:48:44.375> best <00:48:44.655>friend<00:48:44.915> I've<00:48:45.065> ever<00:48:45.325> had<00:48:45.805> and<00:48:45.945> the<00:48:46.025> father<00:48:46.375> of
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  my<00:48:46.535> children,<00:48:46.905> and<00:48:47.025> I<00:48:47.145> love<00:48:47.445> you,<00:48:47.665> and<00:48:47.865> I<00:48:48.165> have <00:48:48.485>to<00:48:48.695> do<00:48:49.065> this<00:48:49.685> now<00:48:50.595> while<00:48:51.145> I<00:48:51.375> still<00:48:51.695> love<00:48:51.905> you.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm
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  Alison: I<00:48:52.455> have<00:48:52.795> to<00:48:52.925> do<00:48:53.135> this<00:48:53.545> with<00:48:53.825> the <00:48:53.975>love<00:48:54.415> in<00:48:54.585> my<00:48:54.745> heart<00:48:55.085> because<00:48:55.495> it's<00:48:55.715> gonna
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  turn<00:48:56.455> into<00:48:56.785> anger,<00:48:57.265> and<00:48:57.495> then<00:48:57.625> that's <00:48:57.755>gonna<00:48:57.965> ruin<00:48:58.365> everything<00:48:58.915> forever,
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  and<00:49:00.505> we<00:49:00.615> can't<00:49:00.995> put<00:49:01.135> this<00:49:01.275> off<00:49:01.465> anymore.
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  I<00:49:02.215> have<00:49:02.495> to<00:49:02.595> make<00:49:02.815> this<00:49:02.985> choice <00:49:03.335>now<00:49:03.805> while<00:49:04.265> I<00:49:04.395> still<00:49:04.635> love<00:49:04.835> you.
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  And<00:49:05.445> I<00:49:05.585> think<00:49:06.715> that<00:49:07.605> there's<00:49:07.985> just<00:49:08.105> something <00:49:08.435>about,<00:49:09.095> there's<00:49:09.395> something<00:49:09.605> about<00:49:09.865> that
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  that<00:49:10.545> just<00:49:10.735> really,<00:49:11.175> really<00:49:11.435> gets<00:49:11.705> to<00:49:11.795> me
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Occasionally<00:49:13.899> this<00:49:14.089> show<00:49:14.409> does <00:49:14.639>really<00:49:14.929> interesting<00:49:15.419> things
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  Alison: Yes.
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  Sometimes<00:49:17.733> they're<00:49:17.873> really<00:49:18.073> good.
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  Love<00:49:19.293> this<00:49:19.453> for<00:49:19.613> us
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  Emily: it,<00:49:20.027> it's<00:49:20.137> crazy.
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  now<00:49:21.397> unfortunately,<00:49:22.157> on<00:49:22.297> the <00:49:22.407>other<00:49:22.677> side,<00:49:23.907> Hen<00:49:24.197> has<00:49:24.447> to<00:49:24.557> go<00:49:24.717> home
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  Alison: Well,<00:49:26.027> she's<00:49:26.297> going<00:49:26.587> home <00:49:27.037>to<00:49:27.157> the<00:49:27.277> most<00:49:27.587> beautiful<00:49:28.037> house
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  and<00:49:28.797> the<00:49:28.867> most<00:49:29.177> beautiful<00:49:29.697> wife.
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  Emily: but<00:49:30.741> yes,<00:49:31.411> Karen,<00:49:32.761> her <00:49:32.971>lovely<00:49:33.291> wife,<00:49:34.231> her<00:49:34.441> suffering<00:49:35.031> wife
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  Alison: suffering<00:49:36.983> life.
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  Emily: is<00:49:37.817> waiting<00:49:38.207> for<00:49:38.427> her <00:49:39.367>with<00:49:39.707> a<00:49:39.817> classic,<00:49:41.077> "You're<00:49:41.477> late."
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  Alison: Karen's<00:49:42.877> had<00:49:42.997> a<00:49:43.137> bad<00:49:43.587> day
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: has,<00:49:46.433> ' cause<00:49:46.603> she's <00:49:46.933>got<00:49:47.123> a<00:49:47.183> pile<00:49:47.573> of<00:49:47.683> paperwork
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  Alison: That's<00:49:49.223> never<00:49:49.493> good.
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  Emily: Because<00:49:50.301> Eva<00:49:50.761> is<00:49:50.941> suing<00:49:51.371> for <00:49:51.501>custody<00:49:52.101> of<00:49:52.421> Denny,<00:49:53.251> their<00:49:53.401> child.
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  Alison: Ugh
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  unsuitable<00:50:00.483> for<00:50:00.653> raising<00:50:01.173> a<00:50:01.253> child.
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  Alison: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: So<00:50:03.467> there<00:50:03.817> it<00:50:03.837> is
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  Emily: that<00:50:04.659> is<00:50:05.129> infidelity
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  Alison: Lol
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  Emily: And<00:50:07.749> Karen<00:50:08.009> is<00:50:08.129> like,<00:50:08.319> "Up,<00:50:08.659> out.
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  I'm<00:50:09.239> gonna<00:50:09.379> go<00:50:09.489> pack.
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  I'm<00:50:09.959> taking<00:50:10.299> Denny<00:50:10.589> to<00:50:10.689> the<00:50:10.789> parents.
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  Bye."
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  Alison: Bye.
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  Emily: I<00:50:14.299> don't<00:50:14.519> know<00:50:14.629> what<00:50:14.789> you're <00:50:14.909>looking<00:50:15.219> for,<00:50:15.429> but<00:50:15.619> I<00:50:15.699> hope<00:50:15.939> you<00:50:16.039> found
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  it<00:50:16.489> and<00:50:16.669> that<00:50:16.809> it<00:50:16.899> was<00:50:17.039> worth<00:50:17.289> it.
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  Alison: Ouch
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  Mandy: I<00:50:20.075> would<00:50:20.165> cry
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  Emily: Ooh,<00:50:22.485> love<00:50:22.745> Karen.
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  Alison: I<00:50:24.065> love<00:50:24.385> Karen<00:50:24.785> so<00:50:25.225> much.
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  It's<00:50:25.765> one<00:50:25.885> of<00:50:25.965> those<00:50:26.135> things,<00:50:26.415> like,<00:50:26.965> we're <00:50:27.155>eight<00:50:27.375> episodes<00:50:27.855> deep,<00:50:28.555> and<00:50:28.715> I<00:50:28.815> love<00:50:29.315> Hen.
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  I<00:50:30.035> do.
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  But<00:50:30.865> I'm<00:50:31.055> on<00:50:31.155> Karen's<00:50:31.535> team<00:50:32.025> right<00:50:32.255> now.
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  Like,<00:50:33.385> Hen's<00:50:33.615> got<00:50:33.725> to<00:50:33.835> beg<00:50:34.315> on <00:50:34.525>her<00:50:34.665> knees,<00:50:35.225> supplication.
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  Like
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  Emily: And<00:50:37.293> we<00:50:37.403> don't,<00:50:37.583> like,<00:50:37.753> we<00:50:37.823> don't <00:50:37.993>know<00:50:38.203> anything<00:50:38.473> about<00:50:38.693> Karen's<00:50:39.043> background.
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  We<00:50:39.513> don't<00:50:39.663> know<00:50:39.743> what<00:50:39.863> she<00:50:40.013> does.
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  We<00:50:40.443> don't,<00:50:40.853> we<00:50:40.983> don't<00:50:41.333> know<00:50:41.623> anyth-<00:50:42.303> but <00:50:42.443>we're<00:50:42.573> like,<00:50:42.753> "Yeah,<00:50:43.323> you're<00:50:43.503> right.
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:50:44.571> you're<00:50:44.751> right,<00:50:45.041> Karen.
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  Emily: take<00:50:46.201> that<00:50:46.351> kid<00:50:46.681> who<00:50:46.821> we've<00:50:47.681> seen
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  Alison: Barely
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  Emily: seconds<00:50:49.391> of,<00:50:49.621> and <00:50:49.661>you<00:50:49.911> take<00:50:50.151> him<00:50:50.281> outta<00:50:50.471> here.
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  Yeah.
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  You're<00:50:53.071> not<00:50:53.381> even<00:50:53.521> a<00:50:53.601> second<00:50:53.911> string<00:50:54.441> player <00:50:54.801>on<00:50:54.931> this<00:50:55.071> show,<00:50:55.311> and<00:50:55.431> you<00:50:55.541> take<00:50:55.791> him."
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  Alison: You<00:50:57.093> go<00:50:57.483> girl
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  Emily: Go<00:50:58.095> girl.
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  Also<00:50:59.615> going<00:51:00.045> girl<00:51:01.045> is<00:51:01.195> Athena,<00:51:02.245> having <00:51:02.675>a<00:51:02.745> little,<00:51:03.395> a<00:51:03.475> little<00:51:03.795> self-care<00:51:04.335> date
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  night<00:51:04.805> for<00:51:04.935> herself<00:51:06.095> And<00:51:06.215> immediately
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  Alison: allowed<00:51:07.041> to<00:51:07.171> do
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  Emily: she<00:51:07.885> is<00:51:08.055> allowed<00:51:08.365> to<00:51:08.465> do<00:51:08.595> that, <00:51:08.775>and<00:51:08.955> someone<00:51:09.225> sends<00:51:09.475> her<00:51:09.655> a<00:51:09.715> drink
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  because<00:51:10.315> obviously<00:51:10.855> she<00:51:11.015> is<00:51:11.145> Angela <00:51:11.515>Bassett<00:51:11.905> and<00:51:12.035> she<00:51:12.145> is<00:51:12.265> fucking<00:51:12.555> gorgeous
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  Alison: Because<00:51:13.995> if<00:51:14.155> you<00:51:14.305> see<00:51:14.615> somebody, <00:51:15.475>anybody<00:51:16.105> who<00:51:16.335> looks<00:51:16.625> like<00:51:16.765> Angela
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  Bassett<00:51:17.485> sitting<00:51:17.785> by<00:51:17.945> themselves <00:51:18.445>at<00:51:18.535> a<00:51:18.565> bar,<00:51:18.945> you<00:51:19.225> send<00:51:19.495> them<00:51:19.735> a<00:51:19.835> drink
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: this.
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  I<00:51:21.925> don't<00:51:22.085> know<00:51:22.195> what<00:51:22.355> bar<00:51:22.565> etiquette <00:51:22.895>is,<00:51:23.285> so<00:51:23.445> I<00:51:23.545> will...<00:51:24.415> Part<00:51:24.625> of<00:51:24.695> me<00:51:24.825> is
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  like,<00:51:25.095> "Don't,<00:51:25.495> don't<00:51:25.645> talk<00:51:25.825> to<00:51:25.905> me.
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  Don't<00:51:27.775> But<00:51:28.435> I'm<00:51:28.635> not<00:51:28.785> Angela<00:51:29.105> Bassett,<00:51:29.625> so.
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  And<00:51:39.795> Athena
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  Alison: is<00:51:40.505> very<00:51:40.755> smooth,<00:51:41.105> but <00:51:41.255>that<00:51:41.445> immediately<00:51:42.075> puts<00:51:42.335> me
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  Emily: It<00:51:42.923> puts<00:51:43.153> me<00:51:43.443> off<00:51:43.743> too.
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  Alison: I'm<00:51:45.115> like,<00:51:45.305> "What <00:51:45.405>are<00:51:45.465> you<00:51:45.545> doing?<00:51:45.845> Stop<00:51:46.075> it."
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  Emily: I<00:51:46.313> was<00:51:46.433> like,<00:51:46.743> "Damn,<00:51:47.103> bro,<00:51:47.353> chill." <00:51:48.883>Now,<00:51:49.263> Athena<00:51:49.623> gets<00:51:49.833> his<00:51:50.033> full<00:51:50.243> name<00:51:50.443> and
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  date<00:51:50.703> of<00:51:50.783> birth<00:51:51.083> so<00:51:51.233> someone<00:51:51.473> can<00:51:51.623> run<00:51:51.743> a <00:51:51.803>background<00:51:52.183> check<00:51:52.393> on<00:51:52.533> him<00:51:52.673> at<00:51:52.783> the<00:51:52.873> station
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  Alison: Because<00:51:53.943> she<00:51:54.123> is<00:51:54.243> 727L30<00:51:55.223> responding
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  Emily: was<00:51:55.985> like,<00:51:56.125> "Brilliant. <00:51:56.505>I<00:51:56.625> love<00:51:56.825> this<00:51:56.945> for<00:51:57.065> you."
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  Mandy: Good<00:51:58.249> for<00:51:58.329> her
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  Emily: they<00:51:58.975> got<00:51:59.075> a<00:51:59.105> little <00:51:59.335>flirty<00:51:59.685> thing<00:51:59.885> going.
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  Alison: Get<00:52:00.975> it<00:52:01.065> girl.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  I<00:52:02.633> mean,<00:52:02.883> she
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  Mandy: I<00:52:03.391> love<00:52:03.561> that<00:52:03.691> he<00:52:03.791> was<00:52:03.961> like, <00:52:04.211>he's<00:52:04.651> like<00:52:05.091> 20<00:52:05.321> years<00:52:05.551> younger<00:52:05.831> than<00:52:05.961> her.
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  Emily: yeah.
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  Mandy: Like,<00:52:07.581> get<00:52:07.781> it,<00:52:07.921> Athena
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  Emily: And<00:52:09.067> her<00:52:09.217> husband's <00:52:09.567>been<00:52:09.717> gay<00:52:09.897> the<00:52:09.997> whole<00:52:10.137> time,<00:52:10.497> so
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  Alison: Yep.
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  Emily: who<00:52:12.437> could<00:52:12.657> say<00:52:13.257> how <00:52:13.467>that's<00:52:13.687> been<00:52:13.827> going<00:52:14.127> for<00:52:14.227> them?
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  Alison: say?
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  Emily: And<00:52:16.195> now<00:52:16.455> we<00:52:16.575> get<00:52:16.685> to<00:52:16.795> end<00:52:16.945> this <00:52:17.065>episode<00:52:18.135> with<00:52:19.205> ChimBob,<00:52:20.205> BobbyChim,
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  whatever<00:52:21.715> their<00:52:21.845> ship<00:52:22.035> name<00:52:22.205> is.
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  Alison: Chubby.
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  Emily: I<00:52:24.027> don't<00:52:24.267> like<00:52:24.527> that.
• 52:24
  Chobby?
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  Alison: That<00:52:26.347> sounds<00:52:26.947> like <00:52:27.227>a,<00:52:27.497> like<00:52:27.767> a<00:52:27.907> personal<00:52:28.287> problem.
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  Very<00:52:29.497> sorry
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  Emily: Chubby.
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  Bobby<00:52:31.109> comes<00:52:31.459> running<00:52:31.969> to<00:52:32.079> the<00:52:32.169> hospital <00:52:33.419>and<00:52:34.379> it's<00:52:34.599> because<00:52:34.989> Jim<00:52:35.609> called<00:52:35.909> him<00:52:36.069> to
• 52:36
  meet<00:52:36.339> him<00:52:36.469> there,<00:52:37.119> and<00:52:37.289> I<00:52:37.699> guess<00:52:37.989> didn't <00:52:38.339>tell<00:52:38.539> him<00:52:38.739> that<00:52:38.859> everything<00:52:39.219> was<00:52:39.369> fine
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:52:40.779> because<00:52:41.729> Bobby<00:52:42.249> comes <00:52:42.569>running<00:52:42.909> when<00:52:43.089> Chim<00:52:43.319> is<00:52:43.439> in<00:52:43.589> need.
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  Emily: He<00:52:44.237> does.
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  One<00:52:45.267> of<00:52:45.367> his,
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  Alison: does
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  Emily: one<00:52:46.257> of<00:52:46.347> his<00:52:46.477> ducklings.
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  And<00:52:48.037> it's<00:52:48.257> to<00:52:48.367> show<00:52:48.637> him<00:52:49.067> a,<00:52:49.347> one<00:52:49.587> of <00:52:49.717>the<00:52:49.837> babies<00:52:50.297> who<00:52:50.437> needs<00:52:50.707> his<00:52:50.877> blood.
• 52:51
  Alison: Baby.
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  Emily: we've<00:52:53.009> learned<00:52:53.159> today, <00:52:53.569>is<00:52:53.769> not<00:52:53.959> how<00:52:54.089> this<00:52:54.269> works.
• 52:55
  And<00:52:55.499> it<00:52:55.619> is<00:52:56.029> deeply<00:52:56.479> manipulative<00:52:57.449> of <00:52:58.039>Chimney<00:52:58.909> be<00:52:59.039> like,<00:52:59.249> "Here<00:52:59.589> is<00:52:59.919> this<00:53:00.129> living
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  baby,"<00:53:01.259> and<00:53:01.979> her<00:53:02.619> desperate<00:53:03.049> father <00:53:03.369>Steven,<00:53:04.409> who,<00:53:05.029> thanks<00:53:05.439> Bobby<00:53:05.779> profusely
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  and<00:53:06.419> hugs<00:53:06.679> him<00:53:06.919> and<00:53:07.079> says<00:53:07.319> that,<00:53:07.539> "My, <00:53:07.899>my<00:53:08.129> baby<00:53:08.429> is<00:53:08.569> alive<00:53:08.999> because<00:53:09.279> of<00:53:09.409> you."
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  Alison: Because<00:53:10.529> of<00:53:10.659> you
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  Emily: Chimney's<00:53:11.747> like,<00:53:11.947> "Now<00:53:12.077> you<00:53:12.257> tell <00:53:12.427>me<00:53:12.597> that's<00:53:12.867> the<00:53:13.007> wrong<00:53:13.387> kid,<00:53:13.727> and<00:53:13.867> these
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  are<00:53:14.137> your<00:53:14.497> kids,<00:53:15.007> too."<00:53:16.017> Like,<00:53:16.357> n-<00:53:16.477> no.
• 53:17
  No.
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  Alison: All<00:53:18.061> of<00:53:18.191> Bobby's<00:53:18.631> children.
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  Emily: are...
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  Alison: collects<00:53:20.271> children
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  now
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  Emily: I<00:53:21.647> mean,<00:53:22.267> a<00:53:22.377> little <00:53:22.657>bit,<00:53:22.927> but<00:53:23.087> not<00:53:23.287> like<00:53:23.467> this
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  Alison: bit.
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  A<00:53:25.033> little<00:53:25.253> bit.
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  It's<00:53:25.923> his<00:53:26.223> two<00:53:26.413> kids,<00:53:27.013> and<00:53:27.213> then<00:53:27.333> his <00:53:27.503>additional<00:53:28.473> kids,<00:53:29.063> and<00:53:29.273> then<00:53:29.483> all<00:53:29.723> of<00:53:29.853> these
• 53:30
  Emily: And<00:53:30.395> then<00:53:30.505> all,<00:53:30.785> yeah,<00:53:31.035> his <00:53:31.475>two<00:53:31.645> kids,<00:53:32.185> the<00:53:32.375> kids<00:53:32.595> he's<00:53:32.805> gonna<00:53:32.985> have
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  later,<00:53:33.755> Buck,<00:53:34.925> and<00:53:35.085> then<00:53:35.575> everyone<00:53:35.875> else
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  Alison: Then<00:53:37.395> every<00:53:38.125> baby <00:53:38.735>that's<00:53:39.005> born<00:53:39.295> with<00:53:39.525> magic<00:53:39.945> Bobby
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  Emily: Magic<00:53:40.641> probably<00:53:40.851> blood.
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  and<00:53:41.751> he's<00:53:41.871> like,<00:53:42.041> "No,<00:53:42.391> K,<00:53:42.701> Chim,<00:53:43.081> it's<00:53:43.201> a <00:53:43.291>blessing."<00:53:45.001> And<00:53:45.191> then,<00:53:45.471> my<00:53:45.631> note<00:53:45.851> here<00:53:46.041> was
• 53:46
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• 53:48
  Alison: Never,<00:53:49.051> ever
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  Emily: Never,<00:53:49.997> ever<00:53:50.387> again<00:53:51.267> A<00:53:51.557> bit <00:53:51.667>of<00:53:51.747> a<00:53:51.797> chaotic<00:53:52.217> episode,<00:53:52.717> honestly.
• 53:53
  I
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  Alison: But<00:53:53.937> I<00:53:54.087> still<00:53:54.537> really<00:53:54.607> like<00:53:54.917> it.
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  Emily: like<00:53:56.199> it.
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  Alison: episode
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  Emily: I<00:53:57.069> like<00:53:57.329> a<00:53:57.439> good<00:53:57.709> themed <00:53:58.029>episode,<00:53:58.519> I'm<00:53:58.599> not<00:53:58.679> gonna<00:53:58.859> lie
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  Mandy: I<00:53:59.849> mean,<00:54:00.189> I<00:54:00.339> have<00:54:00.569> one<00:54:00.769> major<00:54:01.119> complaint <00:54:01.529>with<00:54:01.719> it,<00:54:01.979> but<00:54:02.449> it's<00:54:02.689> not<00:54:02.849> the<00:54:02.949> theming.
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  Alison: would<00:54:04.457> you<00:54:04.567> like<00:54:04.757> to<00:54:05.227> talk<00:54:05.457> about<00:54:05.697> that?
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  Mandy: I<00:54:06.637> just<00:54:06.837> miss<00:54:07.047> Abby.
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  I<00:54:07.557> was<00:54:07.807> really<00:54:08.477> fr-<00:54:08.757> like<00:54:08.977> the<00:54:09.037> entire <00:54:09.357>episode,<00:54:09.697> I<00:54:09.757> kept<00:54:10.497> like<00:54:10.707> thinking,<00:54:11.107> "She's
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Mandy: more<00:54:23.227> now.
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  Emily: It<00:54:28.197> works<00:54:28.557> better<00:54:28.807> when <00:54:28.997>someone's<00:54:29.337> missing<00:54:29.677> from<00:54:29.817> an
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  Mandy: Yeah.
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  Emily: When<00:54:33.381> there's<00:54:33.551> only<00:54:33.821> 10,<00:54:34.281> you're
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  Mandy: I<00:54:34.627> could<00:54:34.827> see<00:54:34.857> that,<00:54:35.167> yeah
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  Emily: coming<00:54:35.791> back,<00:54:36.121> you're <00:54:36.221>like,<00:54:36.691> "Wait<00:54:36.871> a<00:54:36.911> minute.
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  Alison: Wait<00:54:37.891> a<00:54:37.971> minute
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  Emily: She's<00:54:38.795> one<00:54:38.915> of<00:54:38.995> the<00:54:39.055> main<00:54:39.335> characters.
• 54:39
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  Alison: she<00:54:43.925> had<00:54:44.065> finals
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  Emily: The<00:54:45.225> grown<00:54:45.495> woman<00:54:45.715> had<00:54:45.835> finals
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  Alison: I<00:54:46.795> am<00:54:46.965> just<00:54:47.075> looking<00:54:47.435> at<00:54:47.835> my<00:54:48.055> notes<00:54:48.965> and <00:54:49.335>there's<00:54:49.595> a<00:54:49.675> few<00:54:49.935> that<00:54:50.075> I'd<00:54:50.205> like<00:54:50.355> to<00:54:50.485> bring<00:54:50.715> up.
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  Emily: What<00:54:51.377> would<00:54:51.477> you<00:54:51.557> like <00:54:51.687>to<00:54:51.777> bring<00:54:51.937> to<00:54:52.027> the<00:54:52.117> class?
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  Alison: I'd<00:54:53.385> like<00:54:53.515> to<00:54:53.595> bring<00:54:53.745> to <00:54:53.825>the<00:54:53.925> class,<00:54:54.365> during<00:54:55.065> the,<00:54:55.975> zoo<00:54:56.395> scene
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  Emily: Yes
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  Emily: Hmm
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  Alison: Henrietta<00:55:10.045> was<00:55:10.435> just <00:55:11.525>smoking<00:55:12.115> hot<00:55:12.385> this<00:55:12.555> episode,<00:55:13.015> and
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: Distracting.
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  Alison: I<00:55:33.749> was<00:55:33.969> laughing <00:55:34.369>at<00:55:34.449> myself<00:55:34.979> real<00:55:35.349> hard.
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  Emily: Yikes.
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  Alison: make<00:55:37.369> sure<00:55:37.559> you<00:55:37.729> get<00:55:37.879> divorced <00:55:38.319>while<00:55:38.509> you<00:55:38.679> still<00:55:38.909> love<00:55:39.099> each<00:55:39.239> other,<00:55:39.519> because
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  Emily: Poorly
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  Alison: They<00:55:45.081> go<00:55:45.311> poorly<00:55:46.111> for<00:55:46.381> everyone.
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  Emily: See<00:55:47.761> that?
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  Okay,<00:55:48.311> okay.
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  Alison: fun.
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  Emily: This<00:55:49.531> is<00:55:49.741> fun.
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• 56:07
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  Alison: they<00:56:10.633> are
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• 56:39
  Alison: Yes,<00:56:39.833> this<00:56:40.023> is<00:56:40.183> classic,<00:56:40.713> and<00:56:40.883> I'm, <00:56:41.223>I...<00:56:41.913> Not<00:56:42.183> that<00:56:42.303> I<00:56:42.403> love<00:56:42.633> a<00:56:42.713> tone<00:56:43.193> shift,
• 56:43
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• 56:50
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  Mandy: I<00:56:57.233> did<00:56:57.553> feel<00:56:57.823> like<00:56:58.113> this<00:56:58.383> is<00:56:58.563> the<00:56:58.683> first <00:56:58.993>episode<00:56:59.473> that<00:56:59.653> felt<00:56:59.933> more<00:57:00.253> like<00:57:01.353> this<00:57:01.583> is<00:57:01.723> the
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• 57:03
  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Mandy: Like
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  Alison: for
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  Mandy: that<00:57:05.393> sort<00:57:05.513> of<00:57:05.573> vibe,<00:57:05.983> like<00:57:06.173> the <00:57:06.323>gif<00:57:06.513> sets<00:57:06.773> I<00:57:06.873> see<00:57:07.083> where<00:57:07.203> I'm<00:57:07.323> like,<00:57:07.543> "Well,
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  'cause<00:57:12.533> hon--<00:57:12.973> I
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  Alison: I
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  Emily: early<00:57:14.023> season<00:57:14.353> one <00:57:14.603>is<00:57:14.743> a<00:57:14.803> very<00:57:15.083> different<00:57:15.373> show.
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  I<00:57:16.063> like<00:57:16.443> it.
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  I<00:57:17.453> like<00:57:17.713> it.
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  I<00:57:18.053> just,<00:57:18.383> it's<00:57:18.583> a<00:57:18.633> very<00:57:18.883> different <00:57:19.123>show,<00:57:19.613> and<00:57:19.823> would<00:57:19.983> have,
• 57:20
  Alison: very<00:57:20.571> different
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  Emily: if<00:57:20.983> they<00:57:21.093> had<00:57:21.213> stayed<00:57:21.613> there,<00:57:22.023> we <00:57:22.203>would<00:57:22.393> have<00:57:22.533> ended<00:57:22.793> up<00:57:23.483> in<00:57:23.613> a<00:57:23.653> very<00:57:23.833> different
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  place,<00:57:25.183> which<00:57:26.053> could<00:57:26.233> have<00:57:26.343> been<00:57:26.453> interesting
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  The<00:57:28.383> Chobbie<00:57:28.683> universe.
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  Emily: Well,<00:57:30.263> it<00:57:30.383> would've<00:57:30.563> been<00:57:30.883> Bobby, <00:57:31.433>Abby,<00:57:32.043> Buck<00:57:32.673> for<00:57:32.863> like<00:57:33.203> half<00:57:33.463> a<00:57:33.533> season
• 57:34
  and<00:57:35.033> then<00:57:36.183> probably<00:57:36.763> no<00:57:37.033> Hen/Karen.
• 57:37
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• 57:41
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• 57:47
  'Cause<00:57:47.633> nobody<00:57:48.093> breaks<00:57:48.553> up
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  Alison: Redacted.
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  Emily: But<00:57:54.253> like,<00:57:55.173> yeah
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Mandy: I<00:57:57.047> can't<00:57:57.347> wait<00:57:57.547> to<00:57:57.657> listen <00:57:57.947>to<00:57:58.057> this<00:57:58.317> back<00:57:58.827> in<00:57:59.067> like<00:57:59.297> a<00:57:59.367> couple<00:57:59.647> of
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• 58:01
  Emily: It's
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  Mandy: I<00:58:02.287> get<00:58:02.487> it<00:58:02.567> now."
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  Emily: because<00:58:03.307> it's<00:58:03.537> not<00:58:04.007> Glee.
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  They're<00:58:04.857> not<00:58:05.137> like...<00:58:06.227> Do <00:58:06.317>you<00:58:06.387> know<00:58:06.427> what<00:58:06.507> I<00:58:06.577> mean?
• 58:07
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  Well,<00:58:09.267> the<00:58:09.377> Blob<00:58:09.597> is<00:58:09.697> different
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:58:10.947> the<00:58:11.077> blob<00:58:11.377> is<00:58:11.547> different.
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  Emily: The<00:58:14.081> blob<00:58:14.401> is<00:58:14.541> that<00:58:14.731> everyone<00:58:15.171> has<00:58:15.451> to <00:58:15.561>work<00:58:15.781> in<00:58:15.851> the<00:58:15.951> fire<00:58:16.281> station<00:58:16.701> because<00:58:17.021> otherwise
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  they<00:58:17.711> can't<00:58:18.091> keep<00:58:18.291> track<00:58:18.561> of<00:58:18.701> their<00:58:18.821> characters.
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  Alison: Right.
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  Nobody<00:58:20.985> else<00:58:21.225> has<00:58:21.635> relationships<00:58:22.305> of <00:58:22.495>really<00:58:22.815> any<00:58:23.095> kind<00:58:23.705> outside<00:58:24.335> the<00:58:24.395> firehouse,
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: Or,<00:58:29.255> and<00:58:29.535> almost<00:58:30.015> always<00:58:30.645> temporary.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm.
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  Alison: Exactly
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  Emily: And<00:58:46.961> that's<00:58:47.151> why <00:58:47.291>727L30<00:58:48.311> has<00:58:48.501> to<00:58:48.601> be<00:58:48.731> in<00:58:48.811> her<00:58:48.961> car.
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  Alison: Yeah,<00:58:52.481> she<00:58:52.641> can't<00:58:52.821> have<00:58:52.961> a<00:58:53.001> desk<00:58:53.281> 'cause <00:58:53.471>she<00:58:53.611> has<00:58:53.771> to<00:58:54.091> get<00:58:54.361> into<00:58:54.551> Elaine's<00:58:54.881> office.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Get<00:58:58.073> promoted<00:58:58.453> to<00:58:58.523> her<00:58:58.623> boss's<00:58:58.973> office.
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  Emily: This<00:59:00.153> is<00:59:00.173> why<00:59:00.293> we<00:59:00.373> can't<00:59:00.543> go<00:59:00.623> to <00:59:00.703>conventions,<00:59:01.273> 'cause<00:59:01.453> these<00:59:01.693> are<00:59:01.753> the
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  Alison: anyone<00:59:07.963> have<00:59:08.213> a<00:59:08.303> friend?
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  Emily: Why<00:59:09.173> d-<00:59:09.383> yeah.
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  Alison: why<00:59:10.473> doesn't<00:59:10.853> Buck<00:59:11.093> have<00:59:11.283> a<00:59:11.343> neighbor?
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  Emily: W-<00:59:12.443> no-<00:59:13.043> nobody<00:59:13.553> has<00:59:13.793> neighbors.
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  How<00:59:14.823> come<00:59:15.103> Mae<00:59:15.473> has<00:59:15.763> no<00:59:16.253> friends?
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  Alison: How<00:59:17.453> come<00:59:17.643> Mae<00:59:17.823> has<00:59:18.023> no<00:59:18.193> friends?
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  Chimney<00:59:19.133> very<00:59:19.563> notably<00:59:20.233> had<00:59:20.623> one<00:59:21.123> neighbor.
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  Emily: You<00:59:22.355> have<00:59:22.635> one<00:59:23.355> neighbor.
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  Alison: He<00:59:24.413> had<00:59:24.683> one<00:59:25.233> neighbor,<00:59:26.323> and <00:59:26.423>then<00:59:26.663> they<00:59:26.843> got<00:59:27.083> absorbed<00:59:27.773> into<00:59:27.933> the<00:59:28.073> blob.
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  Emily: Mm-hmm
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  Alison: Like,<00:59:30.773> yeah,<00:59:31.173> the<00:59:31.323> blob.
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  Emily: It's<00:59:33.809> different.
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  Nobody<00:59:35.489> exists<00:59:36.309> outside<00:59:37.759> the<00:59:37.889> 118
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  Alison: Correct.
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• 59:42
  What?
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  Emily: I<00:59:43.197> know.
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  Alison: What?
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  Emily: We've<00:59:46.057> got<00:59:46.347> "Trapped" <00:59:48.007>and<00:59:48.737> "A<00:59:48.807> Whole<00:59:49.087> New<00:59:49.347> You."
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  Alison: A<00:59:50.337> whole
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  Emily: And<00:59:50.779> the<00:59:51.089> season<00:59:51.409> finale<00:59:52.089> is <00:59:52.329>written<00:59:52.759> by<00:59:53.649> RBT,<00:59:54.939> Ryan<00:59:55.259> Brad<00:59:55.579> Tim
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  Mandy: Okay
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  Alison: And<00:59:57.561> that's<00:59:57.731> what<00:59:57.841> you<00:59:57.941> missed<00:59:58.141> on<00:59:58.241> Glee
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  Emily: Do<00:59:59.071> we<00:59:59.221> have<00:59:59.421> any<00:59:59.581> final<00:59:59.961> things <01:00:00.301>or<01:00:00.351> is<01:00:00.431> that<01:00:00.601> the<01:00:00.711> end<01:00:00.851> of<01:00:00.921> the<01:00:01.001> episode?
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  Alison: I'm
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  Mandy: Thank<01:00:04.545> you.
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  Alison: At<01:00:16.565> least.
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  Mandy: Okay.
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  Emily: Do<01:00:18.477> you<01:00:18.747> know<01:00:18.997> how<01:00:19.147> it<01:00:19.277> ends?
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  Mandy: I<01:00:20.247> think<01:00:20.637> so.
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  Alison: Do
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  Mandy: I<01:00:22.185> think
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  Mandy: I<01:00:31.901> think<01:00:32.131> her<01:00:32.321> mom<01:00:32.751> dies,<01:00:33.221> doesn't<01:00:33.521> she?
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  Emily: Great.
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  Mandy: no,<01:00:39.379> I'm<01:00:39.519> gonna<01:00:39.679> go<01:00:39.819> with<01:00:39.969> that
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  Alison: Looking<01:00:41.169> forward<01:00:41.479> to <01:00:41.549>the<01:00:41.639> next<01:00:41.859> two<01:00:41.989> weeks<01:00:42.319> to<01:00:42.459> see<01:00:42.919> what
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  Mandy: Yeah
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  Emily: I<01:00:44.221> look<01:00:44.411> forward<01:00:44.821> to <01:00:44.971>your<01:00:45.221> viewing<01:00:45.621> experience.
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  Mandy: I<01:00:50.723> will<01:00:50.853> definitely<01:00:51.773> take <01:00:52.003>some<01:00:52.173> extra<01:00:52.563> notes<01:00:53.573> just<01:00:53.933> to<01:00:54.023> preserve
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  Emily: Okay.
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  Alison: be<01:00:57.711> great.
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  Emily: Well,<01:00:58.433> it'll<01:00:58.493> be<01:00:58.583> great.
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  Alison: Yep
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  Emily: I<01:01:02.095> do<01:01:02.275> miss<01:01:02.455> her<01:01:02.575> sometimes
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Emily: Yeah
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  Alison: So
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  Emily: Yeah,<01:01:21.727> she's<01:01:21.927> cool.
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  Alison: Yeah
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  Emily: Okay,<01:01:24.021> well,<01:01:24.661> that<01:01:24.901> is<01:01:25.601> Karma.
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  Mandy: I'm<01:01:40.611> sure<01:01:40.801> there's <01:01:41.611>no<01:01:41.811> one<01:01:41.961> interesting,<01:01:42.531> right?
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  Emily: No,<01:01:43.847> nobody.
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  Alison: there's<01:01:45.077> no<01:01:45.457> actual<01:01:45.897> characters, <01:01:46.547>just<01:01:46.867> these<01:01:47.297> big<01:01:48.107> brown<01:01:48.687> baby<01:01:48.947> cow
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  Emily: Yeah,<01:01:49.737> just<01:01:50.017> two <01:01:50.217>sets<01:01:50.487> of<01:01:50.567> big<01:01:50.707> brown<01:01:50.927> eyes
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  Alison: Just<01:01:51.887> two<01:01:52.187> sets<01:01:52.397> of<01:01:52.477> big<01:01:52.617> brown<01:01:52.827> eyes
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  Emily: And<01:01:53.535> you<01:01:53.655> know<01:01:53.775> what?
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  Alison: And<01:01:54.607> then<01:01:54.717> you<01:01:54.887> just<01:01:55.217> say<01:01:55.517> yes.
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  Alison: Okay
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  Mandy: I<01:01:58.683> can't<01:01:58.963> wait
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  Emily: Yeah.
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  and<01:02:00.653> some<01:02:00.863> for<01:02:01.033> everybody
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  Alison: Yeah.
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  Little<01:02:03.123> something<01:02:03.303> for<01:02:03.453> everybody.
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  Emily: for<01:02:03.969> everybody.
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