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Hour 3 - Time to Get Freaky · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom Shaka Laca. It's our number three, our number three.
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  Speaker 1: The rare inappropriate pro bouncy ball mald monologue. The rare
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  Speaker 1: and appropriate pro bouncy ball Malard monologue. So we discuss
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  Speaker 1: the big news of the day. How do you process
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  Speaker 1: Giannis A Dentacumbo flirting with the Knicks this summer? The
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  Speaker 1: story came out that the only team he wanted to
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  Speaker 1: play for other than Milwaukee was the New York Knickerbockers.
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  Speaker 1: Should the Knicks bite the cheese? See what I did
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  Speaker 1: there and make a deal for the Greek free we'll
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  Speaker 1: analyze that. And what is your verdict on Lebron James
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  Speaker 1: teasing retirement and then doing a commercial to sell booze.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people very upset with Lebron James over that.
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  Speaker 1: It's not out of character. This is what Lebron does.
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  Speaker 1: We've been trying to tell you about that for a
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  Speaker 1: long time. But here it is our number three. Also
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  Speaker 1: the Queen of Hearts with Lorana here in our number three.
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  Speaker 1: Time to get freaky. Yeah, that's right, We're gonna get freaky.
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  Speaker 1: so our lead this hour, the rare and appropriate, rare
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  Speaker 1: So we go to Wisconsin, Wisconsin, we go the land
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  Speaker 1: of Cheese and the Soso Sports. But Yannis Adenta Kombo,
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  Speaker 1: a name so long with so many letters, you have
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  Speaker 1: to win an MVP award for us to learn how
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  Speaker 1: to pronounce your name. But he did so. Jannis and
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  Speaker 1: Natakombo is back. He's back with the Milwaukee Bucks. However,
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  Speaker 1: there is much more to the story if you have
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  Speaker 1: not been following along here behind the scenes, the chatter
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  Speaker 1: picking up that the Milwaukee Bucks had engaged in trade
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  Speaker 1: conversations this offseason, and this did not pop up at
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  Speaker 1: the time it was going on. However, they're not shutting
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  Speaker 1: the door to trade conversations. And if you have not
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  Speaker 1: been following, we're told that Jannis and his underlings, his todies,
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  Speaker 1: they've been fielding trade interest since the NBA Draft combine
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  Speaker 1: that was back in mid May. In mid May, here
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  Speaker 1: we are in October doing homework on possible destinations around
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  Speaker 1: the association. Okay, so that's the story. Multiple franchises said,
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  Speaker 1: we would like to have that particular player, we would
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  Speaker 1: like to acquire that player's services. And so the team
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  Speaker 1: for the Greek Freak went around and around, they looked
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  Speaker 1: at everything, and they said that there's only one team
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  Speaker 1: outside outside of the land of the Derry. There's only
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  Speaker 1: one team that Jannis would want to play for. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you didn't pay attention to this, you might have
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  Speaker 1: seen it. That one team that would be the New
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  Speaker 1: York Knickerbuckers, the Knicks. That's right, the Knicks, the only team,
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  Speaker 1: their number one, the only one that Jannis is desiring
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  Speaker 1: outside of Milwaukee in the off season. Shams Sharania giving
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  Speaker 1: us the inside skin out. It's skinny. So let us
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  Speaker 1: discuss the question on this one. How do you process
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  Speaker 1: or process depending where you got your education, how do
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  Speaker 1: you process Giannis Adentakoombo flirting with the Knicks this summer
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  Speaker 1: and this apparently a very real possibility of still happening.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got Tomlin, Footsie and voiceover work, and we
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  Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together. Everything together, and
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna make buttered popcorn. Delicious buttered popcorn is what
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  Speaker 1: we're going to make.
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  Speaker 3: Me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really good, really bad for you, but man
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  Speaker 1: does it bad for your teeth. It's bad for your guts,
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  Speaker 1: But man does it smell good and it tastes good.
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  Speaker 1: So to kick off here the Yannest story. You know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. Wild fire, it's a wildfire. The Greek freak.
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  Speaker 1: He's got more than a wandering eye. And this is
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  Speaker 1: the guy that's changed. I remember years ago, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to play. I remember, be honest. We talked about
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  Speaker 1: him in monologues, how he didn't want to play in
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  Speaker 1: LA or New York. He didn't want to go to
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  Speaker 1: a big city. He loved that he was in Milwaukee.
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  Speaker 1: And everything's a little slower in Milwaukee, and it's just
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  Speaker 1: a nice Midwestern town. You don't have to deal with
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  Speaker 1: all the fakeness of New York in LA and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. And so I guess he wants some gaba ghoul.
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  Speaker 1: He might. I can go hang out in Jersey and
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  Speaker 1: play for the next live in Jersey. All the gobba
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  Speaker 1: ghul I want. But the Greek face got, as we say,
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  Speaker 1: he's got more than a wandering eye on this one. Like,
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about a guy who essentially has told the Bucks.
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  Speaker 1: The way I understand the story, the way I understand
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  Speaker 1: the story is Giannis is essentially told the Bucks. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I am filing for a divorce. I haven't hired a
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  Speaker 1: divorce attorney yet, but I file. I'm going to file
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  Speaker 1: for a divorce. I just haven't done the paperwork. And
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  Speaker 1: that's just the way it is. And and he didn't
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  Speaker 1: do it this privately. The fact that it got out
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  Speaker 1: now was strategic. And I'll tell you what I believe
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  Speaker 1: that means in a minute. But he aired out his
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  Speaker 1: dirty laundry through schams Sean. He would have used Woj.
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately Woj is no longer in the insider business. He
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  Speaker 1: retired from that. He weaponized the NBA insider. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about gianisident to Koombo as a therapist couch. Tell me
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong today, Okay, I'll tell you what's wrong. And
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  Speaker 1: then he started talking. All right, And now there's conflicting
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  Speaker 1: reports here. The one story said this was I believe
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  Speaker 1: from international media that his wife had relocated to Athens.
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  Speaker 1: That you know nothing says Hey, I'm committed to a
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  Speaker 1: team in Wisconsin than enrolling kids into a kindergarten in Greece.
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  Speaker 1: That's a decent sized commute. I know they have yellow
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  Speaker 1: school buses. I don't know if they have yellow school planes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I guess Jannis posted something in his native tongue,
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  Speaker 1: and unfortunately I did not put it into Google Translate,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't speak the native tongue in Greece, so
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  Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what he said, but it appeared
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  Speaker 1: he said that's not true. But then I didn't really
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  Speaker 1: answer the question. He talked about being a public figure.
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  Speaker 1: So there's a lot of stuff going on, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: it does appear this is more like Aaron Rodgers or
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  Speaker 1: Lebron James, where you do this kind of passive aggressive stuff,
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  Speaker 1: the strategic media leaks and whatnot. So my theory on
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  Speaker 1: the media leaks is that this was attempted internal. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna make my elevator pitch on this. Tell me if
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  Speaker 1: you agree with me on that. So my theory on
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  Speaker 1: why this came out now is they tried to sort
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  Speaker 1: this out without it going public, and the Bucks did
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  Speaker 1: not trade Jannis. He didn't get what he wanted. So
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  Speaker 1: now he's like, I gotta go back to Bucks training
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  Speaker 1: camp these exhibition games, and so now he's like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna crank it up a couple of notches like
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  Speaker 1: a celebrity chef and bam, I'm gonna go to Shams
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna I'm gonna put it out there and
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  Speaker 1: and that's it. But it does sound like this has
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  Speaker 1: all the indications of somebody that's already checking out of Milwaukee.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this guy like I al ready's gonna miss
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  Speaker 1: training camp with some phantom injury or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, you know, there's been there has been an
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  Speaker 1: expectation for a good amount of time that Yannis his
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  Speaker 1: days in Milwaukee were number people say always too good
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  Speaker 1: for He's not gonna last there. And it's not even
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  Speaker 1: whether he wanted to stay in Milwaukee. When you get
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  Speaker 1: to that level of celebrity, there's so many hangars on
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  Speaker 1: that are making their money based on you. They're the caboose.
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  Speaker 1: You're the locomotive and they're the caboose and they make
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  Speaker 1: all their money as they are your toadies and your
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  Speaker 1: posse and all that stuff. And so so that's kind
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  Speaker 1: of where it was, and so he's like he was
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  Speaker 1: gonna leave anyway at some point, and he's like, well,
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  Speaker 1: everyone's pretending it's business as usual. He's gonna go through
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  Speaker 1: the season. Palais poly not business as usual. And Milwaukee's
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  Speaker 1: sitting there. They were trying to excite the fan base, right,
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  Speaker 1: you hold the balloon up. Oh, we're gonna be good
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  Speaker 1: this year we had we don't have Damian Little but
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  Speaker 1: he's gone. But we're gonna be good. Ever're gonna be fine,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry about that. And then Giannis took a giant
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  Speaker 1: oversized pin. Pop goes the balloon, Pop goes the balloon
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  Speaker 1: just like that, all right, and popped it. Put the
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  Speaker 1: pin right in it there just before the season begins.
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  Speaker 1: Not that anyone pays attention to the NBA until like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, April anyway, everyone on their phones waiting now,
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  Speaker 1: waiting for the other shoe to drop. And as Mike
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  Speaker 1: Tomlin so famously said in Pittsburgh years ago, he said,
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  Speaker 1: we want volunteers, not hostages. And so the Bucks ultimately
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  Speaker 1: have no choice. It is the player empowerment era in sports,
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  Speaker 1: and especially in basketball. They run the show. That's why
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  Speaker 1: the regular season is unwatchable. The players just don't care.
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  Speaker 1: It's a terrible product, and that's because of the player empowerment.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, nonetheless, so he wants out, and okay, he's
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  Speaker 1: gonna get what he wants. The Bucks have no choice.
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  Speaker 1: You can't keep a superstar who's mailing it in and
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  Speaker 1: you either get ahead of it or you get left
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  Speaker 1: holding the bag. What's in the bag? Nothing, It's an
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  Speaker 1: empty bag. You're holding an empty bag. You're a dummy,
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  Speaker 1: You're holding an empty bag. So Yannis lit the fuse
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  Speaker 1: and he out now. Furthermore, the New York state of
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  Speaker 1: Mind is an interesting part of this story. At the
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  Speaker 1: New York state of Mind, So the question is should
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  Speaker 1: the Knickerbockers bite the cheese? Should they bite the cheese
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  Speaker 1: and make a deal for the Greek free He wants
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  Speaker 1: to play there, and they already have a team that's
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  Speaker 1: pretty good, not championship level, but close with Jalen Brunson.
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  Speaker 1: Would Jalen Brunson and Giannis work well together? Can you
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  Speaker 1: trade everything else? And would you? Would you even really
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  Speaker 1: have to trade everything else? Could you keep a good
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  Speaker 1: chunk of the team? I keep a good chunk of
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  Speaker 1: the team and then just trade. You know, they don't
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  Speaker 1: have any draft picks, so that's the issue. And these
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  Speaker 1: teams love, they get all horny for the draft picks.
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  Speaker 1: They get all excited for that. That's the that's about.
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  Speaker 1: But in terms of the question, should the Knicks make
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  Speaker 1: the deal for Giannis, Uh, yeah, I'm gonna nod my
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  Speaker 1: head yes, I'm nodding my head yes on this. Why not?
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  Speaker 1: And he's already played foot seed publicly with you, and
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  Speaker 1: when you play foot sea in public, you got to
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  Speaker 1: go to that next level there and you hang out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure whether he's given the bedroom eyes to
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  Speaker 1: the Wall Street tycoons, the robber barons of business there
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  Speaker 1: in New York. You can have a garden party with
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  Speaker 1: Spike Lee. So the Knicks, they can cobble together a
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  Speaker 1: trade offer. It's not even great. They can cobble together
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  Speaker 1: a trade offer. And as I was told by a
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  Speaker 1: sports executive many years ago, he said, Ben, some of
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  Speaker 1: these deals we make are because we're in show business.
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  Speaker 1: They're not great sports trades, but they're for show business
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  Speaker 1: and we're in the entertainment business. And so if it's
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  Speaker 1: show business down there, then it's not show friends, it's
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  Speaker 1: show business and all that. You honest, would be a
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  Speaker 1: headliner on Broadway and they'd sell out. Not that they
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  Speaker 1: need to sell tickets. No matter how bad the Knicks are,
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  Speaker 1: They've always sold out Madison Square Garden. So he's a
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  Speaker 1: global icon and all that stuff. But let's not pretend
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  Speaker 1: that whether it's the Knicks or the Warriors or whoever Giannis,
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  Speaker 1: it's not all pa and cream, even though that's the
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  Speaker 1: Cream City, It's not all peaches and cream with you.
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  Speaker 1: I know, why isn't that? Because even though he's got
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  Speaker 1: all of these accolades, and he's won a championship, and
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  Speaker 1: he's got all these big awards and all that stuff,
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  Speaker 1: let's not pretend that his skill set is not lacking
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  Speaker 1: some parts of it which are piecemeal. You're not supposed
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  Speaker 1: to say that is still not a great foul shooter,
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  Speaker 1: barf City. On the foul shooting, his jump shot is inconsistent, unpredictable,
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  Speaker 1: and will often break your heart. And he continues to
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  Speaker 1: live off the overwhelming gift from the gods that he
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  Speaker 1: was given with his athleticism and a tremendous drive, fire
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  Speaker 1: in his belly will power, and that works when you're
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  Speaker 1: twenty five or twenty six or twenty seven. Once you
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  Speaker 1: get in your thirties at that level, going down to
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  Speaker 1: the YMCA, you'll do pretty good, right, And so that's
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  Speaker 1: where we are. Something something's going to give here soon.
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  Speaker 1: These things normally don't linger very long in the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: All right, last thing, we now go to the Kingdom.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, the Kingdom. So some of you were upset.
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  Speaker 1: I mentioned this in a previous episode of the show.
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  Speaker 1: Some of you sending me nasty emails. We are you
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  Speaker 1: not talking about Lebron James, the greatest NBA player of
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  Speaker 1: all time, and he's about to retire and you're not
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  Speaker 1: going to talk about it. I don't understand. Well, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: you call yourself a sports talk show host. Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So Lebron sent out some posts on social media. It
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  Speaker 1: was going to be decision two point oh. This became
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  Speaker 1: a big talking point. He teased the big announcement for
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  Speaker 1: a day on social media and there it was right there.
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  Speaker 1: It was the big announcement early in the day, and
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  Speaker 1: it happened while I was sleeping, And what was the decision? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it turns out that the aging, aging Lebron James his
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  Speaker 1: latest decision was in fact a commercial now the ad.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how much Labron got paid for, but
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  Speaker 1: he parodied the twenty ten decision when he left Cleveland
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  Speaker 1: to go to Miami. That was so insane. I was
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  Speaker 1: at a Dodger game that night. They put it on
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  Speaker 1: the scoreboard. They stopped batting practice in twenty ten at
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  Speaker 1: Dodger Stadium to put on the scoreboard Lebron James announcement.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, this was an advertisement for liquor. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: they wanted to promote the liquor. If they want us
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  Speaker 1: to promote the liquor, we have a sales department. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not giving out free commercials. So if they want do
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  Speaker 1: enough commercials. So if they want to buy a spot,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be happy to name the product and do all that. Otherwise,
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  Speaker 1: go pound sand We're in the advertising business here. So
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  Speaker 1: the question is, what is your verdict? What is your
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  Speaker 1: verdict on Lebron james retirement only to sell you booze?
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  Speaker 1: So do we have a new nickname here? The bartender?
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  Speaker 1: Is that his new nickname? The bartender?
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  Speaker 3: Is that?
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  Speaker 1: No? Okay? So he teased retirement knowing that there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of delicate little flower fans and he's just slinging firewater,
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  Speaker 1: is what he's doing. Okay, And of course the worst
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  Speaker 1: part is the gullible fanboys fell for it, hook line
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  Speaker 1: and sinker. The global fanboys they did. You had the
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  Speaker 1: secondary market. The Lakers last home game in the regular
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  Speaker 1: season is against the Utah Jazz. Okay, the Jazz are unwatchable.
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  Speaker 1: They're horrific. There's no reason to watch the Utah Jazz
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  Speaker 1: play basketball. They are just bad all the way through,
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  Speaker 1: just a terrible product. And so imagine how bad they're
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  Speaker 1: going to be at the end of the season. Once youon,
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  Speaker 1: they play half the year, trade whoever's good on the team,
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  Speaker 1: and then they just played direk the rest of the year.
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  Speaker 1: So people lined up drove up the price of tickets
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  Speaker 1: on the secondary market. It's the old pump and dump situation.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, and when I say pump it up, these
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  Speaker 1: tickets went from eighty two dollars to five hundred and
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  Speaker 1: eighty dollars because Lebron teased the fact that he was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to retire and he was going to play the Jazz,
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  Speaker 1: which are like a traveling AAU team, and that was it.
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  Speaker 1: So this is essentially Lebron what he's doing here, he's
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  Speaker 1: doing voiceover work like justin Timberlake in that movie The Trolls,
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  Speaker 1: Remember the movie Trolls. Back in the day, King James
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  Speaker 1: is trolling his own fan base. Now, normally they tell
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  Speaker 1: you not to do that. They say that's a bad
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  Speaker 1: thing and you offend the customer. You're not supposed to
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  Speaker 1: do that. It's bad job by But he did it
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  Speaker 1: for clicks and for bottle sales. Is he a bottle
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  Speaker 1: girl now too? Is that what he's doing? So very cringey,
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  Speaker 1: very cynical. But the ethos of Lebron James, is it not?
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  Speaker 1: Like when you think of the greatest hits album of
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  Speaker 1: Lebron James, there are so many. Doing a talk show
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  Speaker 1: his entire career, going back to the time he showed
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  Speaker 1: up with the autobiography of Malcolm X and was asked
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  Speaker 1: about the book and Lebron gave us the uh, you know.
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  Speaker 1: He was asked, what do you know about Malcolm X?
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  Speaker 1: And he said, well, he's just a very powerful man. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: He claimed that he predicted that Kobe Bryant was going
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  Speaker 1: to score eighty one points in a game. He told
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• 23:03
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• 23:08
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• 23:12
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• 23:15
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• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I see your pet planton from Lady Sideburns prized pig
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: from ferg Dog. He shot his pet Smurf without permission.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: According to Alf the alien Opiner Freeman cheated and got
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: it right bad up by him? Who else do you have?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Page down? Jay Dot, who's always the life of the party,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: says he shot Mike the Leprechaun's chicken. According to Jay Dot,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: there his pet Heela Monster from Rob in Minnesota. Friend
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Ricky Bobby shot his spider monkey with a rubber band
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: from Monkey Biz Dog in South Korea, his pet Rock
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: from Donkey Sausage, His art vark a fine animal name
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: the art vark from Eke and Rosewa, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 7: Did you know the artvark is the same as an anteater?
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  Speaker 8: What?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: What's the whether? They don't look to say. I think
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  Speaker 1: the ant eater is much bigger, uh and uh and
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: has a kind of a furry type of thing like
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: the ardvark has no real uh says Ardvarks and anteaters
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  Speaker 1: are distinct, unrelated mammals with different appearances. Sorry, lard, I
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: thought for a minute, I actually you fooled me. I thought, oh, man,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: what is it? After all these shows together, I finally
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: found your expertise ardvarks and no, apparently not okay? Uh
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: manh j T. The wingman said, lemur is the answer? Uh,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Roy said, uh paperboar boy who wanted two dollars. Wow, uh,
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  Speaker 7: It's the same. The ard bark is also called an anteater,
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  Speaker 7: not to be confused with the South American anteater.
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  Speaker 2: Just saying we moved on.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not because I'm not wrong, moved on the not wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, take a breath. Do you have an answer the Rno?
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Would you you want to go with that disease?
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• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I was, I'm gonna go with his pet schaaha pet Chiahua.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: All right? Uh, I know there's incorrections out Dale Earnhardt's
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: best friend shot his pet deer. He had a pet deer. Now,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I've always been raised that that deer, their rats with
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: hooves are deer. I didn't know you could have a pet.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I guess well in some states you can. Let's say
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: hello to Mike in Lancaster and we're gonna get to
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  Speaker 1: what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Mike Man? Good morning, good.
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  Speaker 1: Morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning. What's
• 26:11
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  Speaker 3: Guess what day is?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: See? What day is it? It is hump Day. It's Wednesday,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: It's Humpday.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, sir, you started my hope day.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Sir, that's a little personal. I don't know about that,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: you know, just saying.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's not read into it, but check it out.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: I am the black Leprecaun to be known as that.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Moving forward, now, you don't understand we already have a Leprechaun. Uh,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: what makes you? Hold on? So let me check. Hold on, Sike, Mike,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprecaun? Are you black?
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  Speaker 3: Mike?
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  Speaker 8: Hold on?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Hold on? Hold I touched the wrong line up. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: Mike the leprecun Are your black? Mic?
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  Speaker 3: I'm red sometin, I'm white and Caucasians, and I know
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  Speaker 3: my I've worked for my daters.
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  Speaker 7: How is he tan if he wears so much sunblock?
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  Speaker 1: On? No, Mike, Mike the leprit. We have a we
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: have Mike who wants to be known on the show
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: as Mike that you said the black Leprecaun. Is that
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: what you said?
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, I am black and Irish and I am a Leprecaun.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: But I'm black.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Okay. So, so we had a guy, who's the guy
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: that calls from Omaha? Uh, what's his name?
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: The black Irishman?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the black the black Irishman. We we already we
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: have a black irishman the culture. Do we have room
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: for two black Irishmen? Do we have?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: So?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Did you like a deal?
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: Do you have a deal?
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Do you have room for two lepricauns? Hey man, you
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: might not notice, but I'm black.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: That was one of the all time great calls. I
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: think it was l A. Matt. I don't know what
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: happened to him. That was years ago, but he's sent
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: That was great. He just throw these random lines out.
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  Speaker 1: Cowboy did that one time. Cowboy and Winds. I don't
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: know if you know this, but I'm black the same
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: thing anyway. All right, So Mike, listen, we want to
• 28:08
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• 28:11
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• 28:15
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, that's wonderful. I didn't want to just splurge in,
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• 28:22
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• 28:22
  Speaker 1: No, I don't worry about They're all losers. I don't
• 28:24
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• 28:27
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• 28:30
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• 28:31
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• 28:36
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: I just want to let you guys know this morning
• 28:38
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• 28:43
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  Speaker 1: It's a perfect I can't think of a better Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: Lebron approves this message. Thank you. There he goes Mike
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  Speaker 1: and Lancaster. All right, let's get to the game. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go, Here we go, Here we go, Here we go,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go, here we go here
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: too much or not enough enough?
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Already?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Hello to Ted in Vermont. He is our contestant. Hello Ted,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: welcome it see land for our purposes, the land of
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Arnie Spanier, who works here on the weekends. The Is
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: he the most famous person other than Bernie Sanders from Vermont?
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: H No, I'd probably say fish the bad fish is probably.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Oh really is fish from Vermont?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: Right from Burlington?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Uh? Interesting, I didn't see.
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: Wet we met Ernie on the local radio up here.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well we love Arnie and yeah I miss I
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: missed him too. I actually saw. I don't need to
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: tell my whole Vermont story every time someone from Vermont calls.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I don't need to do that, and I won't do that.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna bore you.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: But we're gonna play the game, Ted, What do you
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: do there in Vermont?
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: As little as possible?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're on the down low, just like that. Live
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: in the trees or something like that, A lot of
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: trees in Vermont. Yeah, all right, Well let's do this here, Ted,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: good luck to you. You gotta get three right to
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: win the game. Question number one, and all the answers
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: are too much or not enough? Christian McCaffrey has the
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: most receptions by our running back this season, with thirty five.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Too much?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: All right? Let's see here is Ted Wright. No, you're
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: not right, not enough? He has thirty nine receptions this season.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Devon ah Chan with a second with twenty five, so
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: he's got fourteen more.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Question number two. Heading into Week six, which begins on Thursday,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: with a Eagle Giant game. Heading into Week six, there
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: are six teams in the NFL with a point differential
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: of minus fifty or worse. Is that too much or
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: not enough? For Ted and vermont that's too much, so
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: it's very confidently too much. You're right now, that's correct
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: that there are only four the Browns, Raiders, Titans, and Bengals.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: The Bengals a r at minus seventy one. And we
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: learned Ted, when you're minus seventy one, you trade for
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Joe Flacco. That's what we want. Yeah, all right. Question
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: number three, you're one in one. Last week, Jamiir Gibbs
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: and David Montgomery both scored touchdowns in the same game
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: for a record twelve time. Is that too much or
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: not enough? The Lions dynamic duo?
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Not enough?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: All right? He says, not enough. Let's find out. Hey,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: look at that unbelievable You gotta right again.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Not enough?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: You both scored touchdown same game for the fourteenth time.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: You get this right this next question, you will be
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: the winner. Ted, You'll win a golden ticket which you
• 31:44
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• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Question number four. Aaron Judge now has
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: four home runs when facing elimination with the Yankees. Is
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: that too much or not enough for the el Capitan
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: of the Yankees? Come on, you sure about that?
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: No?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: But okay, I've noticed human nature. Have you noticed the srena?
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: When men and women are incorrect, they will double down
• 32:14
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• 32:17
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• 32:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Here we go now you're wrong? Not enough? He has
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: six home runs when facing elimination, tied with Big Poppy
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: for the most in postseason. Ted, unfortunately you did not
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: win the game. But we do have a nice party
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: give We have a trip to nowhere. So if you
• 32:34
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• 32:37
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• 32:42
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• 32:46
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• 32:49
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• 32:51
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• 32:54
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• 33:00
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• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I get that little bit of nothing? I'll say yes, absolutely, Ted,
• 33:04
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• 33:06
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• 33:08
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• 33:11
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• 33:13
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• 35:31
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• 35:35
  Speaker 1: in he says, should I judge my girlfriend who doesn't
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: know the difference between animal species like ardvark versus ant eater,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: cat versus dog, alligator, crocodile.
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: Well, you see, depending on where they live, they could
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: have different ideas, you know, like a bison is a buffalo,
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: and then ardvark is an ant eater and you know,
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to say the last one, but a
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: man could think he's a leprechaun too, and you just
• 36:03
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• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Interesting or kick him out? Interesting? Take bird Dog writes,
• 36:08
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• 36:11
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• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Kind of.
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: It's not bad if you go to dinner first or
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: go to a park or something, But the point of
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: going on a date is to get to know each
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: other and talk. And if you're watching a movie, you
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: don't really get that chance to dive. You can the
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: things you can fondle and kiss and you know, get
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: kicked out of a movie theater. But also, are you
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: a teenager do you really want to be that person
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: or do you have a.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: House that you can take in the back of the
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: upper back row? Grow up a jade dot from Utah?
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Who's he's all grown up? I've met him multiple times,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: good man in Utah. He says. It's a little drink. No,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: no's he's a lightweight, he says. How do I break
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: the ice with a girl that I work with that
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I have strong, long feelings for and tell her that
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I love her? That's a big don't you have to
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: like first dater before? It's kind of a dramatic, well
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 37:08
  Speaker 7: What they say, Ben, that'll love at first sight thing.
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: But also if you've been working with her for a while,
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: you could know that you actually love her. When you
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: work together, you have an even closer relationship, right, I could.
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: But a great way to break the ice, I would say,
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: get like an ice pick maybe.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, a Louisville Slugger's always nice.
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And you know, if you really want to smooth
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: the ice out, you can get her on one of
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: those things that they use on NHL court.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: What are those the bambinos?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: What are those things called? You know what I'm talking about, Ben?
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: What are.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna move on. Let's say hello to we
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I have a call for you, Blind Scott from the
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: North end of Boston. Hello Blind Scott.
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: Hi, everybody, it's on October eighth. Great to talk to you, y'all.
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: I'm currently participating in October and it's you know, just
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: been like a stressful time and it's been a joy
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: at the same time. But my girlfriend lives in Oklahoma,
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: so you know, there's October. There's no nuts in November.
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: I'm thinking about manling my keys to Oklahoma. But the
• 38:17
  Speaker 8: problem is if I don't have the keys for the Loctober,
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: then I can't unlock myself and I'll have to go
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: to the hospital. I'm just wondering if this is recommended
• 38:25
  Speaker 8: by the Queen of Hearts. I just wanted to see
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: what he said.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: I don't understand where the lock is.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: You don't know.
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: You know October, it's called October. It's highly covered in
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: the October community. You locked yourself in chess.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I've never locked myself down for it's a real downer
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: for Halloween.
• 38:48
  Speaker 8: What about no nuts in November. You don't know, no
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: nuts in November.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have heard that. I don't know many men
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: who have accomplished said goal.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Well, some have done it, but not by choice. There's
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: no shame, no shave. November has no options, so they
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: just canna go too, you know. All right, Well, I.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Think it sounds like a very dry time.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Do you have a fake girlfriend in Oklahoma? I'm glad
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: that you bet.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I bet she's beautiful, yea lovely woman and plastic.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Because you think Scott loves people from Oklahoma? Clearly, all right?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: BP wrights and says, shoulder massage.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: Or foot massage cherry for me or someone else.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: That's just that. Bob asked the question.
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: I think massage would be nice, but I actually very
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: ticklish feet too, so that can go.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: What is your better style of vehicle for a good
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: makeout session? Conversion van or convertible?
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, oh gosh, conversion van.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, that's an easy one.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: The blow Up Mattress put it in the past.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: The Wingman JT. The Wingman set that