Latest / The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show / Why Ravens HAD to fire Harbaugh, Eagles grab BEST seed, TERRIBLE Matt Kalil situation
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- 0:00Speaker 1: The following content does not reflect the opinions of Fox
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- 0:07Speaker 1: cancel this crap.
- 0:12Speaker 2: All right, all right, yo yo yo, yeah, and Toyo
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- 0:19Speaker 2: Fosto show, Yo yo yo.
- 0:22Speaker 1: As always, Paully fools go here with Tony Fosco and
- 0:26Speaker 1: Tony y'are huge shout.
- 0:28Speaker 2: It at twenty six coming out the gate, and we're
- 0:32Speaker 2: going to react to all these coaching firings, well not
- 0:35Speaker 2: the Cardinals and Falcons because nobody cares about those books.
- 0:38Speaker 3: You know.
- 0:38Speaker 2: We're gonna tell you why we're glad the Eagles didn't
- 0:40Speaker 2: get the too seed, you know, and uh, Tony, you
- 0:43Speaker 2: got some saucing on hy Caleb Williams, well, he's apparently
- 0:47Speaker 2: very upset disarrated that the band's got the too seed there.
- 0:50Speaker 2: But uh, later in the show, though, we're going to
- 0:53Speaker 2: do something special and Anil Franklin Noble for an NFL
- 0:57Speaker 2: player in need because you know, as journalists and well
- 1:00Speaker 2: you know, esteemed members of the sports media community as
- 1:02Speaker 2: we are, you know, it's our job, really our duty
- 1:06Speaker 2: out yeah, to important stories like this one. And help,
- 1:10Speaker 2: you know when we can. And well, former Vikings player
- 1:14Speaker 2: Matt Khalil. We just saw that he's now suing his
- 1:17Speaker 2: ex wife for invasion of privacy after she went on
- 1:21Speaker 2: a podcast and claimed he had a huge Well, Penis,
- 1:25Speaker 2: there's there's no way around him saying it don't.
- 1:27Speaker 3: No, there isn't and it's just so terrible. I really
- 1:31Speaker 3: feel for him.
- 1:32Speaker 2: I do, you know, to have that kind of information
- 1:34Speaker 2: out there must be so hard. And that's why we're
- 1:37Speaker 2: going to use the power of the airwaves here, our
- 1:39Speaker 2: huge audience, you know, to help his cause maybe a little.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Really, it's really just so noble of us to do. Yeah,
- 1:46Speaker 1: it is.
- 1:46Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:47Speaker 2: On the subject of our huge audience here, you know
- 1:50Speaker 2: something that's been bothering me for the past few weeks,
- 1:52Speaker 2: doty people coming up to us saying, hey, where's the show?
- 1:56Speaker 2: Why haven't you been releasing episodes? Well, first of all,
- 2:00Speaker 2: as I tell these morons, you know, we don't need
- 2:02Speaker 2: your dumb advice on how to do content. Okay, twenty
- 2:05Speaker 2: six years in the business, Okay, we know enough. Listen
- 2:07Speaker 2: and our twenty twenty five numbers, as you know, we're
- 2:11Speaker 2: just massive. You know, people still impressed by a huge kulm.
- 2:15Speaker 2: Do you know, as you'll know, kilme is the measure
- 2:18Speaker 2: of the total of your audio, video and your social right,
- 2:21Speaker 2: all the audience across.
- 2:23Speaker 1: All of it.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Hey, Tony, you know what do you and I know
- 2:27Speaker 2: is the secret to growing that kilme?
- 2:29Speaker 1: You gotta get give it the build up exactly.
- 2:33Speaker 3: But you know, you know, if you're releasing, you know,
- 2:35Speaker 3: episodes every day, well you're not gonna build up much cub.
- 2:40Speaker 3: But if you slow those releases, you know, you space
- 2:45Speaker 3: them out, then your kume just rises to massive, heaping
- 2:49Speaker 3: amounts exactly.
- 2:51Speaker 2: And in fact, you know, what I've noticed over these
- 2:52Speaker 2: past few weeks is that you know, many of the
- 2:55Speaker 2: people asking where the show is are women?
- 2:58Speaker 1: You notice that exactly.
- 2:59Speaker 3: And you know, the more those women beg for us
- 3:02Speaker 3: to release, you know, an episode, the more that just
- 3:05Speaker 3: helps us build up our already huge batch of kum.
- 3:10Speaker 1: You know, I mean, we're gonna just overshoot.
- 3:12Speaker 3: You know, our twenty twenty five numbers just kum everywhere.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Just coming out of the gate hot.
- 3:19Speaker 2: And you know, our vacation's over, and so is yours
- 3:22Speaker 2: out there watching listen to this if you're yeah, you
- 3:24Speaker 2: know you're just sitting there. No, you're like your subscribe
- 3:27Speaker 2: to a rate and review on Apple podcasts.
- 3:29Speaker 1: All right, exactly, there we go.
- 3:31Speaker 2: Let's get right into our top story story. All right, First,
- 3:37Speaker 2: out the gate the Ravens they fired longtime head coach
- 3:41Speaker 2: John Harbor. Some people were shot by this move, not us,
- 3:45Speaker 2: I mean no, of course he had the dope. Tony
- 3:47Speaker 2: was watch some of those Ravens games and you could
- 3:49Speaker 2: easily see that John Harbaugh has no idea how to coach, right.
- 3:53Speaker 3: Exactly, And what's the one thing a coach is supposed
- 3:56Speaker 3: to do tell the players? Yeah, of course, and John
- 4:02Speaker 3: Harbaugh totally failed at that. And that Stealers game, it
- 4:06Speaker 3: was obvious he didn't tell the kicker, hey make that kick.
- 4:10Speaker 3: And you know we saw this last year too when
- 4:13Speaker 3: that tight end dropped that two point conversion, because John
- 4:17Speaker 3: Harbaugh clearly didn't tell him, hey, go catch that two
- 4:21Speaker 3: point conversion. That's just bad coaching, plain and simple.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Terrific analysis that Dody.
- 4:28Speaker 2: And of course this now means that the Ravens will
- 4:31Speaker 2: be on the lookout for a new coach. Lots of
- 4:33Speaker 2: names out that Dody. Who do you think should get
- 4:37Speaker 2: the job?
- 4:37Speaker 3: Well, you know Ravens owners Steve Bescatti said he's looking
- 4:41Speaker 3: for a strong leader who can bring them championships, and
- 4:44Speaker 3: that means he needs someone with a lot of experience.
- 4:48Speaker 3: You know, someone who's already won a championship, and you know,
- 4:52Speaker 3: someone who would understand the organization from day one. And well,
- 4:57Speaker 3: that means the best available candidate out there right now
- 5:01Speaker 3: is John Harbaugh.
- 5:03Speaker 1: Totally a great, Tony.
- 5:04Speaker 2: I mean, when you think about it, right, the best
- 5:06Speaker 2: way to get a coach to.
- 5:07Speaker 1: Improve is to fire him.
- 5:09Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that way he knows, well, he's got to
- 5:12Speaker 2: be better. And one hundred plus I've forgotten that message
- 5:16Speaker 2: by exactly.
- 5:16Speaker 1: His sends a clear message that they won't tolerate failure. Yep.
- 5:20Speaker 2: We'll keep your posted on all the latest there and
- 5:22Speaker 2: well there the other big firing out of the AFC,
- 5:25Speaker 2: the Raiders partting ways with Pete Carroll after one season. Now,
- 5:29Speaker 2: a lot of people out there they're saying the Raiders
- 5:32Speaker 2: coaching staff is in shambles.
- 5:33Speaker 1: But that's not the way I'm seeing it, you, Tony, No,
- 5:37Speaker 1: not at all.
- 5:38Speaker 3: Right now, the Raiders actually have five coaches still on
- 5:41Speaker 3: their payroll because they still owe them fifty million dollars.
- 5:45Speaker 3: You know, they got Pete Carroll and Antonio Pias, Josh McDaniels,
- 5:50Speaker 3: Chip Kelly, and John Gruden. When you think about it,
- 5:55Speaker 3: they actually have one of the greatest coaching rosters in
- 5:58Speaker 3: the history of coaching.
- 6:00Speaker 1: If I'm the Raiders, I would just save.
- 6:02Speaker 3: Money and save time by not hiring someone else and
- 6:06Speaker 3: just having all those guys coach the team.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Couldn't agree, Mark, don't he just terrific analysis there by
- 6:11Speaker 2: you again? Then, well, now to another divorce happening in
- 6:15Speaker 2: the AFC, tiny Dolphins quarterback to A.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Tua came out.
- 6:23Speaker 2: He said he wants, quote a fresh start, and he
- 6:26Speaker 2: said moving on from the team quote would be dope.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Tony.
- 6:30Speaker 3: Your thoughts yet, Well, you know a lot of people
- 6:33Speaker 3: are thinking tour is going to be going to another
- 6:36Speaker 3: football team, But from that quote, it sounds to me
- 6:41Speaker 3: like he's going to become a drug dealer. You know,
- 6:44Speaker 3: he said he wants quote a fresh star end quote
- 6:48Speaker 3: that would be dope. You know, he's at the center
- 6:52Speaker 3: of the dope world in Miami, and when you think
- 6:56Speaker 3: about it, being a drug dealer would be safer for
- 6:59Speaker 3: him than playing football, where he's already been assaulted and
- 7:03Speaker 3: beaten weekly anyway, So I.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Think it would be a great move, you know, so
- 7:07Speaker 2: do I don't you even if just wants to do
- 7:10Speaker 2: the dope, you know, that would be smart, do you know?
- 7:12Speaker 3: I mean absolutely, that would be a smart decision, help
- 7:15Speaker 3: wise for him to exactly.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Get just forget everything anyway. All right, let's move to
- 7:20Speaker 2: the playoffs, all right. First off, the haters here in
- 7:23Speaker 2: Philly complaining because the Eagles wound up as the three
- 7:26Speaker 2: seed when they could have tried to beat the Commanders
- 7:28Speaker 2: and lock up that two seed.
- 7:30Speaker 3: But donny, we wouldn't have wanted that. No, I mean,
- 7:34Speaker 3: just think about it. Who wants to be number two anything?
- 7:38Speaker 4: No?
- 7:38Speaker 3: I mean number two literally means to take a shit.
- 7:42Speaker 3: If they say you're the number two team, well they're
- 7:46Speaker 3: basically saying you're a team. And if they say you're
- 7:49Speaker 3: the number one team, well that just means you're piss
- 7:53Speaker 3: So to me, I'd want to be a number that's
- 7:56Speaker 3: not associated with any bowel movement.
- 8:00Speaker 2: On football and also digestive analysis that doughty and well
- 8:03Speaker 2: you know this means now that the Eagles will face
- 8:06Speaker 2: the number six seed forty nine ers in the wild
- 8:08Speaker 2: card and well, the Eagles clearly have the advantage here.
- 8:11Speaker 2: And of course, Tony, you said you saw an article
- 8:14Speaker 2: on the San Francisco Chronicle website that said the forty
- 8:18Speaker 2: nine ers are facing a quote worst case scenario in
- 8:22Speaker 2: the Philadelphia wild Card game.
- 8:24Speaker 3: Tell the people, well, I actually just read the headline,
- 8:28Speaker 3: and I haven't read the article yet.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Just give me a quick.
- 8:30Speaker 3: Second here, let me okay, let me pull it up here, okay,
- 8:34Speaker 3: and let me click the link.
- 8:36Speaker 1: All right, hold on one sect, let me scroll down.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Oh wait, this thing just popped up on my.
- 8:42Speaker 3: Screen here, unlocked Digital Access New Year's sale three months
- 8:49Speaker 3: for twenty five cents.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Should I get a subscription? Oh wow? I mean that's
- 8:54Speaker 1: a pretty good deal twenty five cents. Story. But but
- 8:56Speaker 1: does it automatically renew or something like that? You know,
- 8:59Speaker 1: that's a good question. Actually, let me let me click
- 9:02Speaker 1: and see.
- 9:02Speaker 3: Hold on, okay, Uh it says it automatically renews at
- 9:07Speaker 3: two ninety nine a month.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Hum hm, oh, well, you know, I guess we could
- 9:13Speaker 2: cancel after the show. But when are we going to
- 9:16Speaker 2: even read the San Francisco Chronicle again?
- 9:18Speaker 1: You know, never? You know, honestly, I don't even want
- 9:22Speaker 1: to read it right now? Yeah, you know what better idea?
- 9:26Speaker 2: Why you just going to Google type in San Francisco
- 9:30Speaker 2: and worst case scenario?
- 9:32Speaker 4: Do that?
- 9:32Speaker 1: You know what, that's a good idea. Hold on, let
- 9:35Speaker 1: me do that San Francisco worst case scenario. Okay, let's
- 9:42Speaker 1: see Oh god, oh no, what's that? Dony?
- 9:47Speaker 4: Oh?
- 9:48Speaker 3: Oh, you don't even want to see the things on
- 9:50Speaker 3: my screen right now? No, I don't even want to.
- 9:54Speaker 4: Oh.
- 9:55Speaker 1: I didn't even want to describe them to you. Oh geez, oh,
- 9:58Speaker 1: what is it, Tony? Like you know, you know, two
- 10:00Speaker 1: homeless s guys ship in each other's mouths or something
- 10:02Speaker 1: like that.
- 10:03Speaker 4: What is it?
- 10:03Speaker 1: It's way worse, It's way worse. All right, all right,
- 10:06Speaker 1: let's just move on there. Let's just close this out,
- 10:08Speaker 1: you know, let's close that up.
- 10:10Speaker 2: I'm okay, by the way, Doddy, this all brings me back.
- 10:12Speaker 2: You know what I'm starting to think about now is
- 10:14Speaker 2: high school. You know, this is all reminding me remember
- 10:17Speaker 2: when you and I went to see that movie Philadelphia,
- 10:20Speaker 2: you know, Tom Hanks, Denzel We walk into the theater,
- 10:23Speaker 2: you know, thinking there's going to be you know, two hours,
- 10:25Speaker 2: you know, about the Rocky statue like Liberty Bell.
- 10:28Speaker 1: No, not in the slightest right, And what did I
- 10:30Speaker 1: say to you that day? What did I say that
- 10:32Speaker 1: movie should have been called San Francisco exactly?
- 10:36Speaker 2: Yeah, still baffled after all these years by the filmmaker's
- 10:39Speaker 2: decision there, right, I never understood it.
- 10:41Speaker 1: I still don't never understood it either. Anyway, I'm all right.
- 10:44Speaker 2: We were talking about the Eagles being upset about being
- 10:47Speaker 2: the number two seed. Well, you know you heard something, Tony,
- 10:50Speaker 2: that Caleb Williams apparently not happy because the Bears wound
- 10:53Speaker 2: up as the number two seed.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Tell the people what you hear in, Tony.
- 10:57Speaker 3: My sources tell me that Caleb Williams was really hoping
- 11:01Speaker 3: he would get a bye. When he heard all number
- 11:03Speaker 3: one seeds get a bye, he got really excited about
- 11:07Speaker 3: being on a buy. My sources tell me he was
- 11:10Speaker 3: dreaming of enjoying that buy in can Kun, you know,
- 11:14Speaker 3: or maybe by a pool and Ibiza, where a lot
- 11:18Speaker 3: of guys with buys like to go and spend their time.
- 11:21Speaker 3: But my sources tell me he's still somewhat happy because
- 11:24Speaker 3: this week the Bears get to face the Packers, and
- 11:28Speaker 3: you know, Bears Packers. That's a very familiar matchup for him.
- 11:33Speaker 2: Yeah, makes a lot of sense that, Dody and well Man.
- 11:36Speaker 2: Let's move back to the AFC and the Bills. You know,
- 11:39Speaker 2: people are saying that the Bills are too good to
- 11:41Speaker 2: be a sixth seed. Personally, I don't think this name
- 11:44Speaker 2: is good at all, Donny. They lost to the Eagles
- 11:46Speaker 2: because they're really just a poor copy of the Eagles,
- 11:49Speaker 2: right clearly.
- 11:50Speaker 1: I mean, look at it.
- 11:51Speaker 3: The Bills copied the tush push that was ours. They
- 11:56Speaker 3: drafted a running quarterback that was our idea too. And
- 12:00Speaker 3: even look at this, look at the name Josh Allen
- 12:04Speaker 3: removed the oshl and it spells Jalen. And what does
- 12:11Speaker 3: oshl spell when you unscramble it lash? So Josh Allen
- 12:18Speaker 3: is Jalen without the losses or lashes.
- 12:23Speaker 1: Wow.
- 12:23Speaker 2: Just eye opening analysis once again, that dony Y. You know,
- 12:28Speaker 2: moving on, we did see one interesting stat out there
- 12:31Speaker 2: that came across our Twitter the other day. You know,
- 12:33Speaker 2: when Colts quarterback Riley Gaines lost that game the other
- 12:37Speaker 2: day with the Colts.
- 12:39Speaker 1: That was the twenty fifth straight time that.
- 12:42Speaker 2: A former Notre Dame QB started an NFL game and lost, Donny,
- 12:49Speaker 2: what do you think is the issue here?
- 12:51Speaker 1: What's going on.
- 12:52Speaker 3: Well, you know, when you break it down, Notre Dame
- 12:55Speaker 3: qbs just have a tough time getting it into the
- 12:59Speaker 3: end zone. It's almost like they're reluctant to even attempt
- 13:03Speaker 3: to score, almost like they're afraid of scoring with that team,
- 13:07Speaker 3: you know that's eventually going to dump them, and they're
- 13:09Speaker 3: waiting to score with the right team. I think we
- 13:13Speaker 3: need to coach these noted Dame kids to start going
- 13:16Speaker 3: deeper with their balls, you know, slotting those balls into
- 13:20Speaker 3: open receivers and practicing scor ring at a younger age
- 13:24Speaker 3: and not waiting until they're in their late twenties.
- 13:28Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more Tony.
- 13:29Speaker 2: And you know, while we're talking stats, this also came
- 13:32Speaker 2: across you know, the Jets. They went the whole season
- 13:36Speaker 2: without picking off one pass, zero interceptions by their defense.
- 13:40Speaker 2: That made them the only team in NFL history to
- 13:44Speaker 2: go a whole season without an interception.
- 13:47Speaker 1: I don't think this is such a bad thing as
- 13:49Speaker 1: I see it.
- 13:49Speaker 3: What do you think, No, it's not a bad thing
- 13:51Speaker 3: at all. In fact, this just shows that Jets are
- 13:54Speaker 3: on the cusp of greatness. Think about it. The Jets
- 13:57Speaker 3: defense is so good at putting defensive points on the board.
- 14:02Speaker 3: The defense should just play offense, and their offense is
- 14:05Speaker 3: so good at allowing zero points to be scored that.
- 14:09Speaker 1: The offense should play defense.
- 14:12Speaker 3: If they just make that simple change, the Jets will
- 14:16Speaker 3: be one of the best teams in the league.
- 14:19Speaker 2: A terrific analysis, Tony, but they'll not an updank Produca
- 14:22Speaker 2: is giving us a funny boss?
- 14:24Speaker 1: What's giving as a stink guy?
- 14:25Speaker 4: What that was the stupidest thing I've heard.
- 14:30Speaker 1: Oh, well, you're going to be playing defense after the
- 14:33Speaker 1: show when I shoot at you? Now, shut up?
- 14:35Speaker 2: Yeah, shut your mouth. You know, he ruins all the momentum.
- 14:39Speaker 2: That fine, because we're going to go to break anyway. Yeah,
- 14:43Speaker 2: right after the break, we're coming back. We're going to
- 14:45Speaker 2: do something very special. Producer better not ruin it with
- 14:48Speaker 2: his interruptions.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Windless.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Anyway, we'll be back with something a very special. We're
- 14:53Speaker 2: going to help out an NFL player in need right
- 14:56Speaker 2: after this. Okay, well back from break and as we
- 15:01Speaker 2: set up top, we're going to do something very special
- 15:04Speaker 2: and quite noble right now for an NFL.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Player in need.
- 15:09Speaker 2: As you've seen in the news, former Vikings player Matt Khalil,
- 15:13Speaker 2: he is suing his ex wife for invasion of privacy
- 15:17Speaker 2: after she went on a podcast and claimed that he
- 15:22Speaker 2: has a huge penis. It must be said, the word
- 15:26Speaker 2: has to be said. Had she said that his penis
- 15:30Speaker 2: is so huge that it was like two coke cans.
- 15:32Speaker 1: Again, I'm just quoting maybe breeze.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Yeah, and that it made it impossible for them to
- 15:38Speaker 2: do well you know what, And well, yeah, I Tony,
- 15:43Speaker 2: we both feel very very heartbroken for maccleel just to
- 15:47Speaker 2: have this information out there.
- 15:49Speaker 1: It must be so tough for him, and well, you know,
- 15:52Speaker 1: we wanted to do our part, you know, as members.
- 15:54Speaker 2: Of the sports media community and you know, people who
- 15:57Speaker 2: can also sympathize with what he's going through, you know, right,
- 16:00Speaker 2: don't want to get into too much detail, but let's
- 16:02Speaker 2: just say, you know, we know exactly what that's like.
- 16:05Speaker 2: But anyway, you know, huge penis. But Tony, what we're
- 16:09Speaker 2: going to do right now is we're going to open
- 16:11Speaker 2: up the phone lines. Right We're going to put that
- 16:14Speaker 2: number on the screen right now, and okay, there's the
- 16:18Speaker 2: number on the screen, the one eight hundred tool cans.
- 16:22Speaker 2: That's two C A N S and you will be
- 16:26Speaker 2: able to call in right now. And donate to the
- 16:29Speaker 2: Matt Khaliar Defense Fund to help him battle this just
- 16:33Speaker 2: terrible accusation, you know. And in fact, we have a
- 16:38Speaker 2: phone right here, Tony.
- 16:40Speaker 1: You can call. We'll pick it up if you want to.
- 16:43Speaker 1: Just you know, speak out on his bath you know,
- 16:46Speaker 1: says and messages. Correct. Just go ahead and call the
- 16:51Speaker 1: number on the screen. Right now, we are waiting. Yep,
- 16:56Speaker 1: is it ringing? That thinks it's not.
- 17:01Speaker 2: It is plugged in, Tony. But let's just give the
- 17:03Speaker 2: audience time, okay, you know they may need to. This
- 17:06Speaker 2: is very heartbreaking for a lot of people out there,
- 17:08Speaker 2: you know.
- 17:09Speaker 1: Probably getting their wallets out. Yeah, we are.
- 17:14Speaker 2: Operators are standing by right now and they will put
- 17:18Speaker 2: us through, right, producer, They'll put.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Us producer then open right.
- 17:24Speaker 2: He's giving us the stink guy again, giving us the
- 17:27Speaker 2: stinky Yeah, exactly.
- 17:28Speaker 1: He can't he doesn't understand what it's like.
- 17:31Speaker 2: But Matt Khalil is going can't identify, right, He's never
- 17:34Speaker 2: experienced the pain of having that. He is the guy,
- 17:38Speaker 2: Matt Khalil, He's the inverted Matt Khalil. He he has
- 17:43Speaker 2: two cocains going the other way. That's what I've heard.
- 17:46Speaker 2: It's like it's like one of those telescopes, you know
- 17:48Speaker 2: when you pull it back, Child's telescope and it's just
- 17:52Speaker 2: like a whole That's what I've heard about.
- 17:54Speaker 1: Him, exactly. All right, phone's still not ringing. What is
- 17:57Speaker 1: what your people? Are you there? You know Matt Khalil,
- 18:00Speaker 1: this is a man indeed, he needs in desperate need.
- 18:04Speaker 3: He needs to know that people are out the FM
- 18:07Speaker 3: Where are you Just imagine what he's going through right now.
- 18:09Speaker 3: Everywhere he goes exactly, people are staring at it exactly.
- 18:12Speaker 1: They're thinking, Look, there's the guy with a huge penis
- 18:15Speaker 1: exactly like a horse is cock. Hey there's mister horse cock.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Yeah you know that.
- 18:19Speaker 2: There's that guy that has like a two by four
- 18:21Speaker 2: hacksaw Jim Duggan type of penis, you know exactly.
- 18:25Speaker 1: Hey look it's mister Kickstand. Hey it's the tripod.
- 18:28Speaker 2: Hey yeah, Jurassic Port, you know, stuff like exactly. They
- 18:32Speaker 2: just think about that and still the phone not ringing. Tony,
- 18:36Speaker 2: I think this is just this has not gone the
- 18:38Speaker 2: way I wanted to go, and I want to apologize
- 18:41Speaker 2: to Matt Khalil and his huge penis. I think we
- 18:44Speaker 2: need to close off the phone lines you know, people
- 18:47Speaker 2: were very disappointed in you. You blew it just you
- 18:51Speaker 2: know what, you missed the chance. We're closing the line, and.
- 18:53Speaker 1: You know what we're gonna do.
- 18:54Speaker 2: We're gonna close the show though, because that's right. Obviously
- 18:57Speaker 2: you can't be bothered. You can't be bothered to door
- 19:00Speaker 2: we say, so, we're not doing anything for you. We're
- 19:02Speaker 2: wrapping it now. We would have got thirty more minutes,
- 19:04Speaker 2: but now we're gonna wrap it right now. Yeah, but
- 19:07Speaker 2: so don't forget to visit the march stofa maybe to
- 19:10Speaker 2: do that?
- 19:10Speaker 1: Oh are you kidding? Your interrupted?
- 19:14Speaker 2: Once the big Benus segment ends, it lookal comes right
- 19:17Speaker 2: and now we can talk.
- 19:17Speaker 1: Yeah, he's when he comes exact alright. Oh what you said?
- 19:23Speaker 4: You were glad the Eagles weren't.
- 19:25Speaker 1: The two seed? Yeah, they didn't need it. Nope.
- 19:29Speaker 4: Okay, but do you realize that last year the Eagles
- 19:33Speaker 4: were the two seed and won the Super Bowl. So
- 19:36Speaker 4: wouldn't it make sense to want that to happen again
- 19:39Speaker 4: this year? No?
- 19:41Speaker 1: You know what I want to happen this year? Your funeral?
- 19:45Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm gonna go number two on your coffin. Oh,
- 19:50Speaker 3: can't wait for that shut up, you said. The Ravens
- 19:54Speaker 3: owner's name is Steve Descotti.
- 19:57Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, yeah, what so?
- 20:00Speaker 4: No, it's Beishadi, not Biscotti. Piscotti is an Italian cookie.
- 20:07Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you're gonna get Beshadi by my uzzie.
- 20:12Speaker 1: Oh I see it sounds like you're underwear. Be shitty.
- 20:18Speaker 1: Oh what what what you said?
- 20:25Speaker 4: The Colts quarterback was Riley Gaines.
- 20:29Speaker 1: Yeah, it's his name, bro. Yeah, it's called his name.
- 20:32Speaker 4: Bro. You know his name is Riley Leonard. Riley Gaines
- 20:37Speaker 4: was a former swimmer turned commentator.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, uh, you're going to be a swimmer
- 20:43Speaker 1: when I throw you in the ocean.
- 20:45Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what I wish weren't swimmers your
- 20:49Speaker 3: dad's sperm.
- 20:51Speaker 2: Oh, this just book for next week super Bowl hero
- 20:58Speaker 2: Eagles led you Nick foll will be Wow.
- 21:01Speaker 1: That's huge. Wow.
- 21:03Speaker 3: Wait we can and we can ask him about Matt Khalil.
- 21:06Speaker 3: He is he has first hand experience. Hey, he does
- 21:08Speaker 3: have first hand experience. He has been wronged by many people.
- 21:13Speaker 1: Shameful.
- 21:14Speaker 2: That's right about his alleged point. You know, we could
- 21:17Speaker 2: just talk about it with him next time. That's why
- 21:18Speaker 2: we're going to bring it up with the next monking
- 21:20Speaker 2: for him too, anyway, don't forget you like you subscribe
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- 21:29Speaker 3: Great job as always, same to you, poorly, just another
- 21:33Speaker 3: floorless show.
- 21:34Speaker 2: There you go.
- 21:34Speaker 1: We'll see you people next week. See uh