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COLD CUTS: Bad Bachelor Mogey · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey.
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy Hendrix here on the Radio Hodarkey Good Show this
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  Speaker 2: Monday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time is twenty one minutes past five o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Fellas, do you ever go home?
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  Speaker 3: Usually?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and think HM might be in trouble for that
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  Speaker 5: all the time. Yeah, Okay, because I've noticed it started
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  Speaker 5: happening to me. Maybe it's because I'm sort of coming
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  Speaker 5: into my own as a broadcaster and I'm staying to
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  Speaker 5: push the boundaries a bit, fel not that sure. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: clothes than that, well in the clothes and also just
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  Speaker 5: saying some edgy stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, orthopedic slippers.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pushing the boundaries with what can be done
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  Speaker 5: in orthopedic slippers, Jase. But sometimes I do go home
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  Speaker 5: and I think and go, oh gosh. You know, that's
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  Speaker 5: a podcast that's out there forever. Now people can access
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  Speaker 5: that whenever they want. We can get in big trouble.
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  Speaker 6: Until we get fired, and then it'll get burned.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, exactly. I'll try to cover the d which
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  Speaker 4: is quite nice. It was a moment. It was a
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  Speaker 4: week and a half ago. And this was weird for
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  Speaker 4: me because I.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't think I was gonna get in trouble for it.
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  Speaker 5: I thought, maybe, jas sure, you know, sometimes we can
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  Speaker 5: you know, get a bit silly here on the big show,
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  Speaker 5: get a bit rude, and I thought, oh, well, this
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  Speaker 5: particular moment happened. I was like, ah, I think that's fine.
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  Speaker 5: But then I did have a couple of comments from
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  Speaker 5: people over the weekend who brought it up with me. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: So I figured we could have a new segment where
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  Speaker 5: we just play something back, decide whether or not we
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  Speaker 5: need to just apologize there and then get it out
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  Speaker 5: of the way, sure, or just it's like, you know,
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  Speaker 5: it's fine and we can put it to bed. This
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  Speaker 5: particular clip was from two weeks ago. Can I just
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  Speaker 5: before you start, don't we risk offending people twice?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that's the Yeah, that's a really good point, MOGI, right,
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  Speaker 5: I had.
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  Speaker 2: So we're kind of like an a strange sort of
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  Speaker 2: way doubling down on it because if it is.
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  Speaker 6: If it is offensive and we're playing it twice, don't
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  Speaker 6: we have double the opportunity for people to file complaints
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  Speaker 6: through the Broadcasting Standards Authority?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's a really good point.
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  Speaker 2: And I think I know what you're talking about, Kesy,
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  Speaker 2: because when you said it, I was like, oh boy, no,
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  Speaker 2: that is trouble.
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  Speaker 5: And to be honest, a few of the things you've
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  Speaker 5: said Jason off Mike, you're like, boy, one of these
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  Speaker 5: days that Mike's going to be on Yeah, I bet,
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  Speaker 5: and the various community is going to be very upset
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  Speaker 5: with you. But here is the clip from two weeks ago.
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  Speaker 5: We'll just play it, okay, and we're just decide whether
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  Speaker 5: or not it required even.
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  Speaker 6: Though it doesn't seem to make any sense that you
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  Speaker 6: would do that.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one, Okay, it's more your rodents that you're
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  Speaker 2: looking at, your bush rat, your possums, busht yeah, your
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  Speaker 2: water rats, your beavers.
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  Speaker 5: Right, For example, if I skinned the beaver, yeah, what
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  Speaker 5: are we making a head out of that?
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  Speaker 4: What's the deal?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it depends on how big the beaver is.
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  Speaker 4: Clearly it's just say it's a big beaver.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm talking about it. It's just like a primary resource.
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  Speaker 6: But in that that's the trouble though with beaver. If
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  Speaker 6: it's been in the water, yeah, and you've got a
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  Speaker 6: wet beaver, then there's that the sort of thing you
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  Speaker 6: can't wear that, can you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: No, beaver is the sort of water resistant though. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's still very wet when you when you
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  Speaker 3: get them.
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  Speaker 2: And like if I was to get a bet beaver,
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  Speaker 2: if I got a wet beaver, I would not be
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  Speaker 2: making a hat out of it.
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  Speaker 6: What would you do with it?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I tried off first, So that's the clip.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, certainly, yeah, very yeah, grow up you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: Like, so because people a couple of people who mentioned
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  Speaker 5: it to me, I'm like, maybe we needn't up the
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  Speaker 5: sing of the bud here.
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  Speaker 2: Well, my sort of view on it is if you
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  Speaker 2: got an issue with that, you've got a filthy mind. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying about. It's not my problem,
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  Speaker 2: that's your problem. That's true, because I know what you
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  Speaker 2: were thinking, and I wasn't thinking that. I was thinking
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  Speaker 2: beaver's are wet.
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  Speaker 6: Exactly, very easy to defend.
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  Speaker 2: Like if I was going into a court of law
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  Speaker 2: about my our wet beaver content, I'd be very confident.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, Well that's good then.
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  Speaker 5: So this, this is the whole point of the segment,
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  Speaker 5: is just Basically, sometimes I lie awake at night like
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  Speaker 5: Mogi and just think, oh God, I hope that wasn't
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  Speaker 5: too bad.
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  Speaker 6: So that was fine. Ultimately, though it's not up to us.
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  Speaker 6: It's up to the audience side whether their offender by it.
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  Speaker 6: And do we just say that the lack of text
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  Speaker 6: complaining or the lack of letters or phone phone calls
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  Speaker 6: means that people aren't offended.
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  Speaker 3: Or just totally disinterested interested at.
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  Speaker 6: All, thank you? Or do we run a poll are
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  Speaker 6: you offended by this content?
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  Speaker 5: Or maybe if you just text with Beaver to three
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  Speaker 5: four eight three and of those texts, then maybe we'll
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what something will.
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  Speaker 6: Happen because I just want to see to change.
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  Speaker 2: When you fellows at the restaurant on Friday afternoon, you
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  Speaker 2: mentioned two ladies that were sitting next to the table,
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  Speaker 2: he said some pretty outrageous things about our show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and so I worry on that and they mentioned this, right, Okay, Yeah, anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I just sort to bring it up and if you
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  Speaker 2: guys think that sweet as then that's all good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mikeman, and.
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  Speaker 2: Kissy Simple Minds here on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes past
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  Speaker 2: four o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Did you say clock?
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  Speaker 3: No, A clock? Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Okay? Clock? Yeah you know oh clock?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. Hey. Old Hoidy J.
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  Speaker 5: Was talking about how even though he goes to work
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  Speaker 5: at three, he hates it when his wife puts on
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  Speaker 5: edmund heavy laundry for him to hang out.
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  Speaker 6: Ajs bras socks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, really really punishing stuff to hang out.
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  Speaker 5: People are coming in thick and fast on three four
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  Speaker 5: eight three, which means they are now in the drawer
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  Speaker 5: for a toy price pack. A. Hoidy J did a
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  Speaker 5: full episode on this about a year ago, almost word
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  Speaker 5: for word. Is this a replay or early on set dementia?
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  Speaker 3: Um? Probably dementia because I don't recall doing that, but
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  Speaker 3: I probably have.
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  Speaker 6: It means I've got dementia as well because I can't
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  Speaker 6: remember it either.
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean it does vaguely sound familiar.
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  Speaker 3: Familiar, Yeah, classic sort of stuff. Really, isn't it?
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  Speaker 4: Nothing? This is sort of a similar bit off topic.
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  Speaker 6: Nothing.
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  Speaker 5: It's deeper in my goat than going to bed and
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  Speaker 5: finding that the bed needs to be made, So that's
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  Speaker 5: something in my household. That we have a rule where
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  Speaker 5: whoever gets up last has to make the bed, which
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  Speaker 5: is quite often me. You'd be surprised to find so
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  Speaker 5: pretty much, you.
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  Speaker 6: Be weird to make the beard if someone still in it.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that was because I'll get up and then annoy you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if your wife was making the bed naked body.
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  Speaker 6: She's refusing to make the beard even though you're in it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: just make it.
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  Speaker 5: It's exactly what I said about, Thank you, Mogi. Actually
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  Speaker 5: someone here and Nick is agreeing with you. He piers
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  Speaker 5: his socks while hanging them out, which I think is
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  Speaker 5: just stupid.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I didn't even consider the fact that you could
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  Speaker 2: just hang them out, will you.
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  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what's interesting about what you're doing there, Jace.
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  Speaker 6: You have to spend time, you know, sort of going
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  Speaker 6: through your basket to find that other sock. Whereas if
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  Speaker 6: you do it at the other end and you're just
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  Speaker 6: sitting on the couch and you can just throw the
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  Speaker 6: socks into the relevant piles and then it's easy to
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  Speaker 6: pure it up. Jase, I know how busy you are
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  Speaker 6: all day, man, you'll be able to save yourself a
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  Speaker 6: hell of a lot of time.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know now that you put it like that,
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  Speaker 2: you know that makes sense. Yeah, I have a horror
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  Speaker 2: of the time. I've literally got a sack of socks
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  Speaker 2: with one sock. Ah, right, a sock sack where I
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  Speaker 2: just put all my one socks on my sock sack
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  Speaker 2: and then and there must be like, you know, thirty
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  Speaker 2: peers in there.
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  Speaker 3: Don't it's just one sock.
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  Speaker 6: Why don't you throw them out?
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  Speaker 2: Well, because eventually I'm hoping that all the socks will
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  Speaker 2: reintegrate and I'll be able to pay them. One of
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  Speaker 2: my favorite things to do is peering.
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  Speaker 3: Up my socks have been this is interesting.
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  Speaker 5: So he is so obsiused with sock peering that he
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  Speaker 5: does it whilst hanging them out on the line, and
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  Speaker 5: even keeps old single socks in the hope that one
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  Speaker 5: day he'll get to reunite them with their long lost love.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I know that Jason, he gets quite emotional when
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  Speaker 6: he sees alone, you know, as a solo sock. Don't
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  Speaker 6: you do it all alone? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Lost the mate exactly, and they just get used for
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  Speaker 3: one thing.
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  Speaker 6: They got one So what do you do them for?
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  Speaker 3: None of your business, Maggie.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, big show with Jason, Mike and kysy tune in
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  Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
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  Speaker 2: If you're there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday after And I remember listening to that song on
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  Speaker 2: high road tape back in my youth. Fellas, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I loved it. It's a it's a tune. It is
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  Speaker 2: a tune.
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  Speaker 6: Lovely, Hey, fellas, Off the back of my chat you
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  Speaker 6: said about shoelacers.
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  Speaker 4: You remember that shoelace chat. Mogiye text machine has been lighting.
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  Speaker 6: Up, absolutely has been pumping.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I've got a bit of an update for you.
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  Speaker 4: It's breaking news.
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  Speaker 6: It's breaking news.
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  Speaker 4: This is breaking news.
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  Speaker 3: Did do.
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  Speaker 6: So last night, as you guys know, it's just to
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  Speaker 6: recap as I was struggling to find any shoelacers anywhere.
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  Speaker 6: Went to four different stores. I had varying results. No,
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  Speaker 6: we don't sell shoelacers here to Yes, you can have
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  Speaker 6: some shoelacers, but you have to buy six peers, none
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  Speaker 6: of which are in the color that you want. And
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  Speaker 6: then ultimately I have success. Just a white shoelace. It's
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  Speaker 6: just flat white, not round.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just clarify you went to four different shoe
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  Speaker 2: stores I did?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just the store, shoe store, and
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  Speaker 6: they don't sell shoe lacers. Imagine my surprise.
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  Speaker 3: That's what shot me at.
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  Speaker 6: It was shocking.
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  Speaker 4: We shocked about the shoes.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's why the story resonated people.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, I think.
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  Speaker 5: So let's text here on three four three good a fellas.
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  Speaker 5: Any update on Mowgi. Has he put his new shoelacers
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  Speaker 5: in his shoes?
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  Speaker 6: Yes? Well, this is what I'm getting to k if
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  Speaker 6: you just let me talk. Last night, I sat down
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  Speaker 6: and I put the new shoelaces in a new shoes. Wow,
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  Speaker 6: it was a good time.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just clarify, Yes, it was not the round shoelace.
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  Speaker 3: It was flat, the flat, and it was.
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  Speaker 6: White and it was white I was previously mentioned in
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  Speaker 6: this break. Yes white, yes, flat, Yes, okay. One pair
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  Speaker 6: of shoes, two pairs of shoes, two pairs of shoelacers,
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  Speaker 6: one one hundred and fifty centimeters long and twenty centimeters
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  Speaker 6: One was for your your normal shoe there and the
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  Speaker 6: other ones for a boot more of your boot type.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Well I put them in. God they look beautiful, beautiful
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  Speaker 6: and white. Unfortunately my shoes aren't white enough. Right, Okay,
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  Speaker 6: So now really, it's really glaring the difference between these
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  Speaker 6: brand new, beautiful bloody shoelacers that I tracked down over
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  Speaker 6: weeks and weeks and my old shipbox white shoes are
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  Speaker 6: more of a muddy dirty color. Now you can see
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  Speaker 6: if I hold that up to you guys there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, you know, I've got to say they're still
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  Speaker 3: pretty clean.
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  Speaker 4: Because they're pretty clean.
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  Speaker 3: Put them in that little bag with the little thinges
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  Speaker 3: in it.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you remember that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your shoe bag for the washing.
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  Speaker 6: On Instagram, my ball on Instagram. It'sweaking a bloody tree.
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  Speaker 6: But anyway, fellas, I've done both beers of shoes and
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  Speaker 6: I'm pretty happy with the results.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, that's really great news.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just ask you clarifying it's just to do
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  Speaker 2: with my own shoelace.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, read the length of the shoelace.
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  Speaker 4: It's breaking eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Well, now it's a question is breaking news and what
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  Speaker 2: I found? Because I've got the converse boots of course. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: my laces are quite long, and so I do the
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  Speaker 2: loop around the ankle.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you tie them around there, do you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, which I'm not very happy about.
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  Speaker 2: The other alternative is that I do a double bow
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  Speaker 2: on the lace, yes, which I'm equally not happy about.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what do you guys run with?
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  Speaker 6: I do a double knot and I tie them to
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  Speaker 6: the inside towards my inner ankle on both shoes, and
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  Speaker 6: then I stuff those loops back inside the shoe so
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  Speaker 6: they're out of sight.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that annoying?
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  Speaker 6: Though not as annoying as doing the double wrap around
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  Speaker 6: your ankles.
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  Speaker 5: You're freak yeah Jays with your weird ankle laces. You
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  Speaker 5: know what you should do though, Magan, I was having
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  Speaker 5: a thing. Oh yeah, you should go to four different
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  Speaker 5: shoelace stores and see if they've got any shoes without
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  Speaker 5: laces in them.
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  Speaker 6: That would be good. I'm keeping an eye out for
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  Speaker 6: some velcrow bat.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just point out there he didn't go to
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  Speaker 2: shoelace stores, He went to shoe stores.
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  Speaker 6: Jase.
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  Speaker 5: There was a yak about him going to shoelace stores
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  Speaker 5: now trying to get shoes without lacers in them.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't think it was the old switcheroo.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that shoelace chat is a time for joking,
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  Speaker 2: because people, it's a public information thing.
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  Speaker 6: Just on that I've been approached by Netflix. They want
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  Speaker 6: to make a movie about it.
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  Speaker 4: Shoelace chat, Yeah with old.
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  Speaker 6: Far out.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, what's coming up after five jas.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think we need to do anything after that.
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  Speaker 6: Else after that is going to be a goddamn yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to follow that.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
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  Speaker 3: There on the radio. Hold Aki Big Show this afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: Explain what we're all laughing about.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, she's going to imagine.
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  Speaker 2: Just before you get into your hilarious chat. I just
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  Speaker 2: want to I just want to clarify very quickly. He
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  Speaker 2: doesn't have to take more than ten seconds.
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  Speaker 3: Who loaded up my bag? Was shit today? Was that
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  Speaker 3: Pugs as well?
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  Speaker 6: It wasn't me.
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  Speaker 4: It had happened.
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know about it. You mentioned it earlier on,
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  Speaker 6: so I don't know. Okay, but you know, j I'm
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  Speaker 6: above that.
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  Speaker 3: I know you are.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you, Jason.
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  Speaker 4: Think you know I'm above that.
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  Speaker 6: I've seen you doing it before.
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  Speaker 4: No, I was filming Pugs doing it last time.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, No, I seriously, I don't even know
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  Speaker 5: that had happened.
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  Speaker 6: That's great. What was in there?
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 6: Sounds like Kezy and pugs are responsible anyway. I've just
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  Speaker 6: wanted to check to you guys about something, and I
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  Speaker 6: don't want you to think I've just cobbled this together, and.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want some half us year and you
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  Speaker 4: just thought of all right.
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  Speaker 6: But I don't know if you guys know, but my
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  Speaker 6: wife's left me, yes, and she's been going for over
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  Speaker 6: a week now. But we've had a discussion and she's
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  Speaker 6: agreed to come back on Monday there, which as sooner
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  Speaker 6: than I was anticipating, like I was hoping to talk
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  Speaker 6: around maybe, or what I mean is I knew she
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  Speaker 6: came crawling.
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  Speaker 3: Back, sure, you know, Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't know she came crawling back quite so soon.
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  Speaker 6: And what I've got at home now is the place
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  Speaker 6: is a bit of a it's a bit of a
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  Speaker 6: mess because I've been bachelormogi for the last sort of
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  Speaker 6: ten days. Bachelormogi sort of look like though he looks
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  Speaker 6: like me, but he's got no clothes. On twenty four
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  Speaker 6: to seven, right, Okay, curtains are open and I'm doing
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  Speaker 6: my stretchers facing north and my neighbors to the north.
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  Speaker 6: I'm out on that deck there. I'm smoking darts cracker dawn.
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  Speaker 6: I'm out there smoking darts, say kiolda to my neighbors
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  Speaker 6: that are walking past, and all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Quite a conservative neighborhood I'm in. But I'm getting to
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: know people. And also, you know, dishes haven't been done, right.
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  Speaker 6: I sort of thought I'd start again with the dishes,
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  Speaker 6: just get them all dirty and then bin them. Sure,
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: get some more later, but they're just dirty at the moment.
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  Speaker 6: I've been moving some and that I've been moving some
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  Speaker 6: pictures that have been hanging up on hooks, and I
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  Speaker 6: change it. This should have been so simple. There's three
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  Speaker 6: pictures in a row, right, Yes, I don't like the
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  Speaker 6: one that my I put up in the middle. I
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  Speaker 6: want to get rid of it. They're all the same size,
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  Speaker 6: these pictures. Sure, I take the middle one out and
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  Speaker 6: I put the one up that I like. It's hanging
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  Speaker 6: now three inches lower. It's the same size, right, same
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  Speaker 6: brand frame, So it's the same keysy, she's the same. Wow,
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  Speaker 6: all the same. Then I'm up there moving the goddamn
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  Speaker 6: hook up a little bit down, a little bit, got
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  Speaker 6: my measuring tape out. I mean, I look sick. You
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: can imagine me with a measuring tape. I couldn't find
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: a pencil, so to mark the wall, I got a
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  Speaker 6: knife out of the kitchen.
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  Speaker 4: Are you still.
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  Speaker 6: Naked this I'm naked. This is exactly what the thing,
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: kind of thing my wife hates, like using a knife
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  Speaker 6: instead of a pencil. But my thing is, what's the difference.
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  Speaker 5: So if you couldn't find a knife and you need
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: to cut something, when you grab a pencil and just sort.
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: Of you do your best with I'm sort of like
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: mcguy over.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't think it would be said, you're just stiffening
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  Speaker 3: the rope.
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  Speaker 6: Stiffening the rope, Well, I did. But the thing is
• 15:56
  Speaker 6: it was a wire. Then I get to that, so
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: I'm moving it up and down, and this why it's
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: not it's not good wire. Your wife got the bad wire.
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: So anyway, I spent ages up and down, up and down,
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: that's not right. Moved on to the next one. She's
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: just about right, and then trying to put it on
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  Speaker 6: the hook and it won't hark won't. If and stay
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  Speaker 6: on the thing on the wire, I'm like, it should
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  Speaker 6: be easy, it should be just there. And I turn it.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: I'm like, turn it around. The wires snapped enough so
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: so now all of that ship is lying in the hallway.
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: I did that for about half an hours over it. Yes,
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: so now in the hallway those pictures are on the
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: on the floor. The toolboxes out in the middle of
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: the floor. That's just sitting there as well. And I've
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: got to try and fix that at some point.
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  Speaker 4: And is there just like a knife on the ground
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: like five darts?
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: That is funnily enough. I went to get a tower
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: this morning out of the laundry cabin, which is also
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: where the toolboxes keept, and the knife was sitting up
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: on top of it.
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  Speaker 4: Can I just ask the photos.
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  Speaker 5: And absolute shambles, really, Dibato that you hate in the middle,
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  Speaker 5: what's that a photo of?
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Is it a photo or a picture?
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: It's well, it's more of a picture, but it's from
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: our wedding day. And I don't know if I told you,
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: but my wife when it comes to the looks department, man,
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: she's rough as gat.
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