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Beyond the Crush: Why Everyone is Talking About ‘Delusionships’ This Week's Dating Slang Scan
☕️ That latte art heart? Yeah, it’s basically a marriage proposal.
If you’ve already planned a June wedding, named three hypothetical kids, and mentally decorated a brownstone with someone whose only real-world interaction with you was, "That’ll be $6.50, leave room for milk?"... don't worry. You aren't losing your mind.
You’re just in a delusionship.
The internet has officially minted a new term for the age-old act of aggressive over-imagining, and it is taking over timelines everywhere this week.
What Exactly is a Delusionship?
A blend of delusion and relationship, it’s a full-blown…
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