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New Dirty Little Secret: My VIP Pass Is a "Safety Vest” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is dirty little secrets.
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  Speaker 2: Mixed one or two point nine. We got one thousand
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  Speaker 2: dollars coming up next. If you want to get your
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  Speaker 2: cash money on the forties all day, fat stacks of cash.
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  Speaker 2: It's a billy to kid Candae Lowpez producer poo. Whatever
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  Speaker 2: your secret is. I had a secret, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I had to let it out of the cage because well,
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  Speaker 2: it's not really secret in here because Candice knows I
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  Speaker 2: do this. Who knows I do it? And they make
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  Speaker 2: fun of me every time? But I don't think it's
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  Speaker 2: that weird. I eat the core of an apple when
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  Speaker 2: I eat it.
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  Speaker 3: Nowt so weird. You know you can do that. I
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  Speaker 3: know you can, But why.
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  Speaker 2: I think a lot of people do it. I think
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people do it and they just don't
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  Speaker 2: say they do it. I mean, what's wrong with it?
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  Speaker 2: There's literally nothing in it.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard, No, it's it's really not though. It's too crunchy.
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  Speaker 3: Break it. Yeah, you gotta.
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  Speaker 2: See when some people eat shrimp, they eat the crunchy
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  Speaker 2: part of the shrimp.
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  Speaker 3: Who does that? A lot?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody?
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  Speaker 3: The ship can buy it. You can buy it like
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  Speaker 3: Mexican markets next to Mexican candy.
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  Speaker 1: I go to the Mexican market. I know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: going in there eating the tail of the shrimp.
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  Speaker 3: It'll come in like little packages. Like I'm not kidding.
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  Speaker 3: The tail the hard somebody helped me. It's not good.
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  Speaker 3: The core is not good. Just like you say my
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  Speaker 3: chickpeas aren't good.
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  Speaker 1: Neither is the core.
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  Speaker 3: Rather eat the core of the apple than your chickpeas
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  Speaker 3: any day? Well fine, at least are still apple on
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  Speaker 3: my core. You are eating dirt.
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  Speaker 2: If you've got a secret, let us know now you
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  Speaker 2: have one, sir, what is going on?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So I know this sounds insane, but I swear
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  Speaker 4: this has worked for me for years and probably saved
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  Speaker 4: me like thousands of dollars. My secret is I sneak
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  Speaker 4: into places all the time. Concerts, events, uh, theme parks,
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  Speaker 4: even hotel pools.
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  Speaker 3: You sneak, sneak into them the hotel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. And my trick, My my trick is I use
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  Speaker 4: one of those bright yellow constructions fafty vests.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Really, it's like a magic like like a magic shield.
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  Speaker 4: One day, my friends they dared me to try to
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  Speaker 4: their concert. I was sold out, Like dude, just throwing
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  Speaker 4: the safety vests and act busy. So I did, and
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  Speaker 4: I grabbed one of those reflective construction vests from Walmart.
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  Speaker 3: Or so we have one in the bat We have
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  Speaker 3: one here, Yeah, we got one. Why do we have
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think we use it for some but now I
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  Speaker 2: know what I'm about to use it for. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: you throw this vest on and you just what do
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  Speaker 2: you do?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you just look busy, you look like you're important,
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  Speaker 4: and then you you just walk right in and they're
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  Speaker 4: just like okay, like they just think you're there to
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  Speaker 4: fix something or you know, I think I said I'm
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  Speaker 4: here to pick up some palletts.
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  Speaker 3: And they just let you in ballads.
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  Speaker 2: Then what do you do? You take off the vest
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  Speaker 2: and just enjoy the concert or wherever you're at.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I changed my clothes in the bathroom. If I
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  Speaker 4: have like a small bag of they are like under
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  Speaker 4: the vest, and and then I changed back when I leave.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I I really can mean, I never questioned
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  Speaker 3: you what do I want? What do I care? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Going, sure, yeah, go get the pallets whatever wherever they are.
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  Speaker 3: As always, I don't have to do it.
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  Speaker 4: Go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're.
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  Speaker 4: Just mumble about like deliveries and maintenance and then just
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  Speaker 4: keep going on your way.
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  Speaker 3: So all of all of this with a yellow vest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the world ultimate VP pass.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean by like what places you sneak?
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  Speaker 2: And you say you've gotten into concerts, which I could
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  Speaker 2: see that, but what what what other places do you
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  Speaker 2: go to?
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  Speaker 4: Well? I got into like a fancy like I said, pool,
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  Speaker 4: a hotel pool. I just walked to the lobby with
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  Speaker 4: the vest on and then I spent the whole day
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  Speaker 4: at the pool and then I changed back. Known questioned me.
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  Speaker 3: One, is it hard to get in fancy hotel pools? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because you have to use.
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  Speaker 1: Your h So you just where the vest get in
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  Speaker 1: when they do those Sunday fun days, you have to
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  Speaker 1: have to hang out.
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  Speaker 2: And then okay, so concerts, hotel pools you just walk
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  Speaker 2: right by.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, theme parks. Theme parks too.
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  Speaker 1: And theme parks are always having somebody do some kind
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  Speaker 1: of construction. Yeah that's legs.
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  Speaker 2: Well, now, okay, what's the crazy what's the craziest experience
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  Speaker 2: that you've done? Like, is there anyone that sticks out
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  Speaker 2: to you like, I can't believe I got in here?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I back back in the day, I got into
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  Speaker 4: a twenty one Pilot's concert and they I ended up
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  Speaker 4: backstage and I was literally sitting outside the dressing rooms
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  Speaker 4: acting like I was waiting on instructions, like and no
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  Speaker 4: one asked me anything. And I also got into a
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  Speaker 4: Mavericks game and uh ATENC Stadium. Yeah, like that's that
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  Speaker 4: was a little harder because they really pay attention. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: yellow vests all the.
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  Speaker 3: Way, yellow vest game. All right.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I think we discovered something we can
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  Speaker 2: do with Pooh, we're gonna challenge. No, Ye're gonna get
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  Speaker 2: you that. We got it right in there. We're gonna
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  Speaker 2: put that yellow vest on you and see where you
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  Speaker 2: can get into.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Next event? Yeah, next what, next event? I'll do it.
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  Speaker 3: Next event yeah whatever consoles? Okay, next event. Thank you
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  Speaker 3: for your secret, and I mean get it. I guess
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  Speaker 3: good for you. We got to try it out. Get
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  Speaker 3: that yellow vest. We're putting into work this week some way, somehow,