Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Titty Tape (RHOP)
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Cameradge Edge.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
- 0:17Speaker 2: a Pod with myself and Camra Joge.
- 0:20Speaker 3: Camor Road Judge.
- 0:21Speaker 2: Oh god, how's it going great? Eh? Could be sure food?
- 0:29Speaker 3: No, I just have like this weird, really bad anxiety
- 0:33Speaker 3: and like I could cry at any given moment. And
- 0:36Speaker 3: I went to go take a tincture of CBD and
- 0:41Speaker 3: I took the one that has full spectrum in it
- 0:43Speaker 3: instead of the one that doesn't. So now I'm probably
- 0:46Speaker 3: going to be like a little LOOPI in a minute.
- 0:48Speaker 2: So now you're high not yet? Well that's great because
- 0:51Speaker 2: we have three hours of podcasting.
- 0:53Speaker 3: So I know, I know I'll get it together. I'll
- 0:55Speaker 3: get it together.
- 0:56Speaker 2: I know, I feel like sleepy. I think, oh really, yeah,
- 1:01Speaker 2: I'm like all morning, like even I was like dragging
- 1:04Speaker 2: ass on the peloton, like just just I'm I'm in
- 1:07Speaker 2: the slogo. You know. I think I need one of
- 1:10Speaker 2: those days where you just don't do anything.
- 1:14Speaker 3: Yeah, I had that happen in Big Bear, So I
- 1:18Speaker 3: just did nothing. But I'm home now and I didn't
- 1:21Speaker 3: work out this morning and I got in the sauna instead.
- 1:25Speaker 3: I'm gonna go work out later today, which I hate doing,
- 1:27Speaker 3: but I just couldn't get it together today.
- 1:30Speaker 2: Yeah, it's early. Well, let's get into some housewife headlines here.
- 1:35Speaker 2: The first one is from Bravo and Cocktails on a
- 1:38Speaker 2: flight to the Bahamas right now, Mia and Gordon and
- 1:42Speaker 2: the kids are also on it. To me, I don't
- 1:45Speaker 2: even really know why this is the headline. I think, well, because.
- 1:47Speaker 3: That's not all of it. Somebody wrote and they're in coach,
- 1:53Speaker 3: so it was a little bit of shade. Oh and
- 1:56Speaker 3: they're in coach Soncca. We haven't heard from about Mecca
- 1:59Speaker 3: in a long time. And she's going to be a mom.
- 2:02Speaker 3: So after two years of trying the real house of
- 2:04Speaker 3: Potomac alumni Neca is going to be a mom. Over
- 2:09Speaker 3: two years of trying the real Hospitomac alumna, is and
- 2:13Speaker 3: her husband, the doctor, are pregnant with her first child.
- 2:16Speaker 2: Congratulations, We're happy for you, guys, Yes, yes, congratulations. This
- 2:21Speaker 2: next one is Aaron just responded to Bren's Rolling Stone Interviews.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Is from Queens of Bravo. So it starts off because
- 2:29Speaker 2: there's the Real Housewives of New York City Star Brn Whitfield.
- 2:34Speaker 2: On that explosive season finale, Whitfield speaks exclusively to Rolling
- 2:39Speaker 2: Stone about what went down in Puerto Rico and where
- 2:42Speaker 2: she stands with the cast today. I mean, if you're
- 2:45Speaker 2: gonna do an article, I mean getting it in Rolling
- 2:48Speaker 2: Stone's pretty good. But then Aaron's response, it's gonna I'm
- 2:54Speaker 2: going to take a couple of deep breaths and have
- 2:56Speaker 2: some water because it's so long getting your readers. What
- 3:01Speaker 2: were your thoughts on her?
- 3:03Speaker 3: I think this launched the same night or the next
- 3:05Speaker 3: morning after the season finale aired.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think she was a lot. She
- 3:12Speaker 2: was like, I'm in damage control. But Aaron responds to
- 3:15Speaker 2: say we are sisters is quite the reach. We haven't
- 3:18Speaker 2: spoken or seen each other in months, other than Brent
- 3:21Speaker 2: thanking Abe for clearing up the intention for the call.
- 3:25Speaker 2: I really wanted Brent to win so bad. I was
- 3:27Speaker 2: excited to watch her shine, like I'm with all my girlfriends.
- 3:30Speaker 2: Each woman on the show especial and smart, excited for
- 3:34Speaker 2: us collectively. But Brenn always had all this childhood trauma
- 3:38Speaker 2: that I was particularly excited to see her break free from.
- 3:41Speaker 2: Yet here we are an article doubling down instead of saying, hey,
- 3:46Speaker 2: I messed up. It's upsetting to read for all of
- 3:49Speaker 2: you viewers. Can you imagine how it feels for us?
- 3:53Speaker 2: The show is supposed to be fun. It's all I
- 3:55Speaker 2: tried to do throughout, yet somehow things kept getting twisted
- 3:59Speaker 2: and turned. And I will take ownership that I very
- 4:02Speaker 2: much was naive and fell victim to much manipulation. I
- 4:06Speaker 2: swear I wouldn't comment, but this article is so triggering
- 4:09Speaker 2: to me and I just can't stay silent. And to
- 4:12Speaker 2: all you trolls, the few I've seen, most of you
- 4:15Speaker 2: have been supportive and amazing all season during an incredibly
- 4:18Speaker 2: hard time for me, So thank you trying to put
- 4:21Speaker 2: me in some sort of bucket because of the color
- 4:23Speaker 2: of my skin. Honestly, f you. I spoke out when
- 4:27Speaker 2: she called Uba an angry black woman, and I was
- 4:30Speaker 2: the only one who heard the SA story that night
- 4:35Speaker 2: and immediately said, no way, that doesn't sound like Uba.
- 4:38Speaker 2: She wouldn't forget that, which led to the she didn't
- 4:42Speaker 2: clock it comment. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm
- 4:46Speaker 2: fair and I stand up for what's right and what counts,
- 4:49Speaker 2: so respectfully, fuck.
- 4:51Speaker 3: Off, she said, respectfully, fuck.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Off, respectfully. Fuck you, Tamra.
- 4:58Speaker 3: Oh god, not right now, I'm too f Do you
- 5:03Speaker 3: think this was necessary?
- 5:06Speaker 2: No, I mean save it for the reunion.
- 5:09Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of how I feel. I don't think
- 5:11Speaker 3: it was necessary for Brent to do the article with
- 5:13Speaker 3: Rolling Stone magazine. It's just it's just so icky, and
- 5:22Speaker 3: Brin's talking a lot on social media like she's just
- 5:26Speaker 3: doing stories like nothing ever happened. I think sometimes in
- 5:29Speaker 3: a situation like this, just take a beat.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Just take a beat, and like a bet.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Get off Instagram, get off, just take a ball.
- 5:37Speaker 2: It's easier said than done. I think people, you know,
- 5:40Speaker 2: they want to get their point across if they feel
- 5:42Speaker 2: like it wasn't properly conveyed. But then what you end
- 5:44Speaker 2: up doing is most of the time you look like
- 5:46Speaker 2: a bigger asshole. You know, you can take this advice
- 5:49Speaker 2: because both me and Tamar have done it. Ourselves look
- 5:52Speaker 2: like bigger assholes because we didn't stay off social media.
- 5:54Speaker 3: But if you're getting like I'm sure Brin's getting attacked
- 5:57Speaker 3: on social media, like to me, it's just just to
- 6:01Speaker 3: put it down, turn it off, don't engage, And she's
- 6:05Speaker 3: not doing that whatsoever. No, I mean I feel bad
- 6:09Speaker 3: for her, I really do. I even sent her a message,
- 6:11Speaker 3: tough episode to watch. You know, it's sorry that you
- 6:15Speaker 3: what you went through, and I hope that you know
- 6:19Speaker 3: things are okay.
- 6:20Speaker 2: Did she respond?
- 6:21Speaker 3: Yeah, she did. She said you're something like your words
- 6:24Speaker 3: meant a lot and and you know, I do I
- 6:27Speaker 3: feel sorry for her. Did she screw up bad at
- 6:31Speaker 3: the reunion from what we saw, yes, I mean I
- 6:35Speaker 3: mean at the finale. Yes, But you know, we haven't
- 6:37Speaker 3: seen the reunion yet. I haven't heard how it went down.
- 6:42Speaker 3: And it's probably most people that didn't even watch the
- 6:45Speaker 3: season are definitely going to be watching the reunion.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to tune in. I wonder is it
- 6:49Speaker 2: a three parter? Do we know that answer yet?
- 6:51Speaker 3: I think it's two.
- 6:53Speaker 2: Oh well, only a two parter after that kind of
- 6:57Speaker 2: an ending is yeah.
- 6:59Speaker 3: But but the ending was the entire you know, the
- 7:02Speaker 3: best part of the entire season as far as I'm concerned.
- 7:05Speaker 3: So there wasn't a lot to really talk about. Were
- 7:07Speaker 3: they going to talk about Frank's and they did? Pigeons, Yeah,
- 7:13Speaker 3: Prank's and pigeons.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Know who did take a little Instagram break and then
- 7:17Speaker 2: came on to announce some news. Ali, yeah, I need
- 7:21Speaker 2: she laid low. She kept it, you know, I'm sure
- 7:25Speaker 2: that I kept it classy. Well it's not even about classy, yes,
- 7:29Speaker 2: but like I think she right.
- 7:33Speaker 3: But she could have easily gone on social media and
- 7:36Speaker 3: or did interviews and said horrible things about him, and
- 7:41Speaker 3: but she didn't. So I feel like that takes a
- 7:43Speaker 3: sitting with all class.
- 7:44Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think but also she gave her time
- 7:48Speaker 2: to process and decide what her next steps are going
- 7:50Speaker 2: to be.
- 7:56Speaker 4: Hi, I'm Kristin Davis, and I want to know, are
- 7:59Speaker 4: you a Charlotte? In nineteen ninety seven, my life was
- 8:02Speaker 4: forever changed when I took on the role of Charlotte
- 8:05Speaker 4: Yorke on a new HBO show called Sex and the City.
- 8:08Speaker 4: As we watched Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte navigate relationships
- 8:12Speaker 4: in New York City, the show helped push once unacceptable
- 8:16Speaker 4: conversation topics out of the shadows and altered the narrative
- 8:19Speaker 4: around women and sex.
- 8:21Speaker 2: We all saw ourselves.
- 8:22Speaker 4: In them as they searched for fulfillment in life, sex
- 8:25Speaker 4: and friendships. Now I want to connect with you and
- 8:28Speaker 4: share untold stories and all the behind the scenes together
- 8:32Speaker 4: with special guests. What will begin with sex and the
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- 8:37Speaker 2: Are still so relevant today.
- 8:39Speaker 4: Are You a Charlotte is a much more than just
- 8:41Speaker 4: rewatching our beloved show. It brings the past and the
- 8:45Speaker 4: present together as we talk with heart, humor, and of.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Course some optimism.
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- 9:03Speaker 2: She writes. This is in regards to James Kennedy's arrest
- 9:07Speaker 2: over domestic violence. It's from best of Bravo, but she
- 9:11Speaker 2: posted on her Instagram, thank you all for your support
- 9:14Speaker 2: and kindness. I am happy that prosecutors decided to not
- 9:17Speaker 2: file against James, as I never desired criminal charges. We
- 9:21Speaker 2: had an argument outside of his home related to him
- 9:24Speaker 2: drinking again. However, I was not physically hurt. I was
- 9:28Speaker 2: shocked by the headlines and disheartened by how the event
- 9:32Speaker 2: was portrayed. We are no longer together, but I'll always
- 9:35Speaker 2: support James and wish him the best with his sobriety
- 9:37Speaker 2: and healing. Thank you for understanding.
- 9:42Speaker 3: Well. I hope he gets the help he needs, because
- 9:44Speaker 3: this is just not a one time situation. From what we've.
- 9:47Speaker 2: Heard, Yeah, and I hope that she has the strength
- 9:50Speaker 2: to not go back even if he does get sober.
- 9:53Speaker 3: She seems like a pretty smart girl.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Yeah, we all make mistakes.
- 9:59Speaker 3: She's just so cute and sweet. He's always kind of
- 10:02Speaker 3: an odd couple.
- 10:03Speaker 2: I know.
- 10:03Speaker 3: I was hoping that she would, you know, rub off
- 10:06Speaker 3: on him.
- 10:07Speaker 2: But I think there's only so much somebody else can
- 10:11Speaker 2: do for you. You have to do stuff for yourself. Then
- 10:14Speaker 2: we get into season nine, episode sixteen of Her Housewives
- 10:18Speaker 2: with Potomac.
- 10:19Speaker 3: Did you actually catch Mia on watch What Happens Live?
- 10:24Speaker 1: No?
- 10:24Speaker 2: What was it? Well, basically what.
- 10:27Speaker 3: Happened was, you know, she got questions about the paternity test,
- 10:30Speaker 3: and she just talks herself in circles. And the guest
- 10:34Speaker 3: that was on there wasn't putting up with it. Neither
- 10:38Speaker 3: was Andy. It was Quad, married to medicine, and Andy
- 10:41Speaker 3: just wasn't putting up with it. He was just like,
- 10:43Speaker 3: you get the look on his face is like okay, Mia, okay.
- 10:46Speaker 3: And Quad was actually interviewing Mia about her lies.
- 10:52Speaker 2: But also she said Ink thinks the show is bad
- 10:55Speaker 2: for his reputation.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Yes, she said that he has a twenty year.
- 11:01Speaker 2: No, he's not DJ.
- 11:02Speaker 3: What is he radio.
- 11:03Speaker 2: Announcer, radio VJ or something? I don't know?
- 11:06Speaker 3: And quad goes, didn't you have this job before you
- 11:12Speaker 3: guys started dating? Or you've been hooking up all this
- 11:14Speaker 3: time so of a sudden now, I mean, obviously it's
- 11:18Speaker 3: not true. There's gotta be another reason why they broke up.
- 11:21Speaker 2: Well, Mia confirmed that her and Ink are still not
- 11:23Speaker 2: currently together. She revealed that he felt like their brands
- 11:28Speaker 2: were not aligned, which to the split mean what brands?
- 11:34Speaker 3: Does she have a brand?
- 11:37Speaker 2: Her person? Their personal brand.
- 11:39Speaker 3: Is her brand housewives, and his brand.
- 11:42Speaker 2: Is I guess they mean like her reputation and her
- 11:46Speaker 2: brand is Jerry Springer. I fuck. Oh, by the way,
- 11:50Speaker 2: such documentary is so good.
- 11:52Speaker 3: Somebody reached out to me and said that I was
- 11:54Speaker 3: in that documentary.
- 11:56Speaker 2: Well on, I watched that documentary. I don't remember seeing
- 11:58Speaker 2: you in it.
- 11:59Speaker 3: Really, I'm like what they're like, Yeah, sorry.
- 12:01Speaker 2: Icon queen, I don't really wind in Gina's face. Oh
- 12:05Speaker 2: maybe I did see that. Yeah I did. I saw that. Wow,
- 12:09Speaker 2: I'm so immune to seeing you do shit like that
- 12:12Speaker 2: that it didn't even I didn't even you know what,
- 12:15Speaker 2: I didn't clock it you didn't clock it.
- 12:18Speaker 3: Damn I made it. But Ben associated with Jerry Springer.
- 12:24Speaker 2: It's good and you kind of love Jerry Springs.
- 12:26Speaker 3: What was it?
- 12:26Speaker 2: What is it on? Tam asked me questions. I know
- 12:30Speaker 2: the answer to I don't know Flix. It's on Max
- 12:33Speaker 2: Max probably don't have that.
- 12:35Speaker 3: I'm too cheap.
- 12:36Speaker 2: It's on Netflix. I can share my account. As of now,
- 12:39Speaker 2: Edwin hasn't deleted it, so it could still.
- 12:41Speaker 3: Oh let's share it, or let's sell it like Ramona
- 12:46Speaker 3: did to her her Twitter.
- 12:48Speaker 2: Oh that No, what is this?
- 12:52Speaker 3: Either Ramona was hacked or she sold her Twitter. People
- 12:56Speaker 3: are saying to some big corporation.
- 12:59Speaker 2: But I think what does one get for selling their Twitter?
- 13:02Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 13:02Speaker 3: I was like, damn, retirement.
- 13:06Speaker 2: I don't ever need to go on Twitter again. In
- 13:08Speaker 2: my laugh if somebody wants to pay me the big
- 13:10Speaker 2: bucks for my Twitter.
- 13:11Speaker 3: I know they're saying the CEO of black Rock bought it.
- 13:16Speaker 2: But she did not sell it. Because it's back to
- 13:18Speaker 2: Ramona Singer.
- 13:21Speaker 3: She has been hacked. Somebody sent me that information. I'm like,
- 13:23Speaker 3: you sure she's not hacked. No, she sold it. I'm like, okay,
- 13:27Speaker 3: well pull send it to me. Yeah, isn't not funny
- 13:31Speaker 3: how people are constantly sending us things.
- 13:34Speaker 2: That half the time aren't true. Mia says she found
- 13:39Speaker 2: out the paternity test a week ago, and Karen says
- 13:42Speaker 2: me anew and was paiding Gordon like a nut and
- 13:45Speaker 2: playing with their emotions. Mia says they should question if
- 13:50Speaker 2: Raven is raised child? Oh damn oh. And then Stacy
- 13:55Speaker 2: seems to take me aside, questioning why Karen would do
- 13:58Speaker 2: this at Ashley's event. Do you Stacy should have stuck
- 14:01Speaker 2: up for Karen Moore in this moment?
- 14:03Speaker 3: Yes, Stacy sticking up for me was to me, it
- 14:05Speaker 3: was totally disappointing. Mia brought her kids into this group. First.
- 14:11Speaker 3: It wasn't like like I understand what Stacy was saying,
- 14:14Speaker 3: but Mia had brought her this situation up. Was it
- 14:18Speaker 3: been like two years she's been talking about the paternity
- 14:21Speaker 3: of her kids.
- 14:23Speaker 2: Yeah, but I actually Stacy did is the one that
- 14:26Speaker 2: brought it up.
- 14:28Speaker 3: She's still talking about it. Well, yeah, in the way
- 14:31Speaker 3: she's unanteing how she and she even said and seen
- 14:34Speaker 3: could be he could be incs.
- 14:36Speaker 2: I don't know. And at one point she said the fathers.
- 14:39Speaker 3: The fathers. But how come Stacy didn't go in hard
- 14:42Speaker 3: when Mia brought up Giselle's daughters, if it was, I
- 14:45Speaker 3: don't know.
- 14:46Speaker 2: I think that Stacy's a little slow to the pickup
- 14:48Speaker 2: on like what the stories are and what we're going with,
- 14:53Speaker 2: just kind of like her mediation and her divorce. Huh huh. Oh,
- 14:58Speaker 2: you mean I should ask child support? Like, I'm like,
- 15:01Speaker 2: are you Stace? Stace, let's have a real conversation. I
- 15:06Speaker 2: don't know who your husband is, but he's gonna meet
- 15:09Speaker 2: somebody else. And Ashley gave you some sound advice that
- 15:12Speaker 2: you didn't take, but.
- 15:13Speaker 3: He hasn't already.
- 15:14Speaker 2: Yeah, but Ashley, I love that. She's like, you know,
- 15:18Speaker 2: we see her doing her her surprise show, but then
- 15:21Speaker 2: she's like, what weight drama went down that I didn't
- 15:25Speaker 2: have to help stir up shit to me at my
- 15:29Speaker 2: own event, Like thank you. She's like, this is gonna air.
- 15:32Speaker 2: Appreciate everybody. What about Kate Chastain makes an appearance. Of course,
- 15:40Speaker 2: I'm like, is that Kate? Yeah?
- 15:42Speaker 3: Which is so weird because Kate lives in Florida.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Maybe she's close with Ashley. Oh, she did chat Room
- 15:52Speaker 2: with Giselle. That show that I don't think exists any longer,
- 15:58Speaker 2: so maybe she's close, which is well, but I mean,
- 16:01Speaker 2: it was funny to me that they never showed Kate talking.
- 16:04Speaker 2: We just had to like be like, well.
- 16:05Speaker 3: They never do you know how that works? And when
- 16:08Speaker 3: you bring somebody from another show on your show, you're like,
- 16:10Speaker 3: oh my god, there's Teddy, Oh my god. Yeah, and
- 16:14Speaker 3: then they're actually got speaking parks in Orange County.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Oh I got special? You are. I don't want one thing.
- 16:20Speaker 2: It is not special.
- 16:22Speaker 3: And I don't ever wants residue on my taint.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Hold tell me about residue on my taint. Explain it.
- 16:32Speaker 2: You know what your tane is, right, I know what
- 16:34Speaker 2: a tain is, tape residue, Okay.
- 16:36Speaker 3: That I tape residue. Yes, I don't like not say tape.
- 16:41Speaker 2: No, I just I I was getting tape and tank.
- 16:45Speaker 2: There were so many tea words. I was getting lost
- 16:48Speaker 2: tape on a tin. Well, it's like when you wear
- 16:51Speaker 2: those little butterflies on your nipples or whatever to like
- 16:56Speaker 2: say that you don't have that you don't show, and
- 16:59Speaker 2: then like if you leave them on too long, then
- 17:01Speaker 2: all of a sudden you're like, well, hold up, I
- 17:04Speaker 2: got friends to do on my nips to Tease, Tape
- 17:08Speaker 2: and Taint.
- 17:10Speaker 3: Welcome to another episode of Tape.
- 17:11Speaker 2: And Taint, Tape and Tain't Here to Serve.
- 17:16Speaker 3: Actually looked really cute.
- 17:19Speaker 2: Ashley thrived in this role and then when she ripped
- 17:22Speaker 2: that shirt off, Holy shit, those titties are Oh they're everything.
- 17:27Speaker 2: Some good tits. I know.
- 17:29Speaker 3: It made me one out, Tam.
- 17:30Speaker 2: I was gonna say, Tam, you're about to go back
- 17:32Speaker 2: in and get your back in and get them done
- 17:34Speaker 2: because of them is live and grab your old tits
- 17:37Speaker 2: so they can put them back in.
- 17:39Speaker 3: They're probably moldy inside, like thirty years old.
- 17:44Speaker 2: No man, but she did this in.
- 17:46Speaker 3: Front of her uncle and her mom, like.
- 17:49Speaker 2: Her new boyfriend. She in front of your dad. What
- 17:52Speaker 2: if you did that in front of your dad. I'm
- 17:54Speaker 2: in trouble with my dad because I haven't called him
- 17:57Speaker 2: back in two days. Like so me even getting on
- 18:02Speaker 2: stage and ripping my shirt off is not even something
- 18:05Speaker 2: I could consider. Like he sent me a text, He's
- 18:08Speaker 2: like call me. And I was with slay It all
- 18:10Speaker 2: weekend and then I got back and I'm with the
- 18:11Speaker 2: other kids. So then last night I'm like, hey, Dad,
- 18:14Speaker 2: I love you. I just want to tell you I'm
- 18:16Speaker 2: going to call you when I finished podcasting tomorrow morning
- 18:19Speaker 2: with Tam because I have a couple hours without the kids.
- 18:22Speaker 2: I could tell his fucking piss cues. You want to
- 18:24Speaker 2: know what his response was? Okay, what's what's a bigger
- 18:29Speaker 2: asshole response than kay?
- 18:31Speaker 3: Whatever?
- 18:33Speaker 2: Thumbs up? Fucking thumbs up? It up.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Well, I know, like we've talked about this, like certain
- 18:44Speaker 3: outfits he doesn't like you to wear.
- 18:46Speaker 2: Yeah, he still thinks you're like fourteen he yeah, I
- 18:50Speaker 2: mean clearly with my young face. I'm just so that's it.
- 18:56Speaker 3: See your doctor.
- 18:57Speaker 2: Thanks to my doctor paying me. It gave me that
- 19:01Speaker 2: good good neck. But then Giselle, Karen and Ashley, and
- 19:06Speaker 2: so we get through the whole drag thing. Ashley asks
- 19:10Speaker 2: her boyfriend to check out her dick. Oh he I
- 19:16Speaker 2: mean he is acutity. I kind of hope that they
- 19:18Speaker 2: end up together because they're such an odd couple. Josh, Yeah, Josh,
- 19:24Speaker 2: but I like him. Well, haven't we seen pictures.
- 19:26Speaker 3: On her instagram recently of her and Josh after the
- 19:30Speaker 3: dating show?
- 19:31Speaker 2: I am on, Well, we definitely saw paparazzi pics. I'm
- 19:34Speaker 2: unclear if she posts pictures of him on her instagram
- 19:37Speaker 2: because my algorithm only shows me people that I've like
- 19:40Speaker 2: recently liked a photo from Mike.
- 19:43Speaker 3: Well, mine only show me guys with hair transplants, which
- 19:46Speaker 3: I have no idea where that came.
- 19:48Speaker 2: From mine's motivational speakers. Maybe it's Kayden, maybe hair transplants. Yeah,
- 19:56Speaker 2: I have a dumb question. What is it to men
- 19:59Speaker 2: and women both have taints? I mean, I know it's
- 20:02Speaker 2: the area between the front part and your table.
- 20:06Speaker 3: Ain't it tain't the kidty and it taint the butthole?
- 20:10Speaker 2: Oh okay, so everybody has a taint in riddle space
- 20:14Speaker 2: in Okay, you don't have to have a penis or
- 20:17Speaker 2: a vagine. You can vagine a Vaginegina, for.
- 20:21Speaker 3: That's a very fancy vagina.
- 20:24Speaker 2: Mine is very fancy.
- 20:26Speaker 3: I've seen it. It ain't that fancy.
- 20:28Speaker 2: Don't be jealous just because your Wiki feet scores lower
- 20:31Speaker 2: than mine.
- 20:31Speaker 3: Oh we're going to hear this all the time. Oh yeah, boy,
- 20:35Speaker 3: I'm going to start taking pictures of my feet and
- 20:37Speaker 3: making sure they're really pretty. I'm gonna edit them and
- 20:39Speaker 3: put them out.
- 20:39Speaker 2: Your face that.
- 20:42Speaker 3: I am the hollywod Hollywood for my feet.
- 20:45Speaker 2: You go ahead, and why don't you send them to
- 20:46Speaker 2: Lisia Haukstein and ask her to do some medding on that,
- 20:49Speaker 2: because it's going to take a lot of work to
- 20:51Speaker 2: get those feet up to five stars. Right.
- 20:53Speaker 3: Well, you remember when Meredith used her feet to touch
- 20:56Speaker 3: her husband's taint in the bathtub.
- 21:00Speaker 2: No, I'd like to forget that, but thank you now
- 21:02Speaker 2: for scarring me. As we finish off, then Giselle, Karen, Ashley,
- 21:06Speaker 2: and Kiana meet for lunch. Kiana gets emotional, saying that
- 21:09Speaker 2: she and Greg had a huge argument about her being
- 21:12Speaker 2: a part of this group. I'm surprised they're letting her
- 21:15Speaker 2: use this even though it kind of, you know, makes sense,
- 21:19Speaker 2: but it's really breaking the fourth wall.
- 21:22Speaker 3: I know.
- 21:23Speaker 2: Do you like it or not like it? I don't
- 21:25Speaker 2: really mind. I mean, I think, to be honest respectfully,
- 21:30Speaker 2: to Greg, I think he'd be an asshole read whether
- 21:33Speaker 2: they're on the show or not, so he can blame
- 21:38Speaker 2: it all he wants. But I think he's controlling and
- 21:41Speaker 2: the idea of her having control or financial control or
- 21:46Speaker 2: anything I think is alarming to him.
- 21:49Speaker 3: But don't you feel like him hating the show and
- 21:51Speaker 3: not wanting to be on the show is drawing more
- 21:53Speaker 3: attention to the relationship and making people ask more questions like.
- 21:57Speaker 2: What is he afraid of? Why doesn't he want to run?
- 21:59Speaker 3: Is it because as he's protective because she got hit
- 22:01Speaker 3: in the head with a bottle? Or is it he
- 22:03Speaker 3: doesn't want to put his I don't know shit behavior
- 22:09Speaker 3: out there. He doesn't want to put her out there
- 22:10Speaker 3: to make her, you know, a star.
- 22:12Speaker 2: What is it?
- 22:12Speaker 3: What is it that Greg doesn't like about the show? Well,
- 22:17Speaker 3: the part that they can do whatever they want with
- 22:19Speaker 3: your image. Yeah, and he's not getting paid. Is that it?
- 22:26Speaker 2: I mean, it could really be anything. But what I
- 22:27Speaker 2: did like to see is that the women, especially Ashley,
- 22:30Speaker 2: supporting Kana, especially since she literally like bled for this show.
- 22:38Speaker 3: Yeah, did you did you notice Ashley finishes her shows
- 22:42Speaker 3: very cute and the girls were so happy to run
- 22:45Speaker 3: up to her and go me as a lion, Me.
- 22:46Speaker 2: As a lion.
- 22:47Speaker 3: I know, they couldn't let the girl take a drink
- 22:50Speaker 3: and they went up to her and like, just like
- 22:52Speaker 3: that me as a liar and actually had a big reaction.
- 22:57Speaker 2: Of course she did. She's all pumped up, she's on
- 22:59Speaker 2: her adrenaline and from like her show like she's feeling
- 23:02Speaker 2: all the fields. Then Mia picks up Ink, and Ink
- 23:17Speaker 2: says Gordon texted him about the paternity test results, but
- 23:20Speaker 2: Ink doesn't believe Gordon took the test. Mia questions why
- 23:24Speaker 2: Gordon got the test done behind their backs. Ink wants
- 23:28Speaker 2: to set wants Mia to set up boundaries with Gordon.
- 23:31Speaker 3: Can we just talk about this setup scene for one?
- 23:33Speaker 2: I can't. I can't.
- 23:34Speaker 3: I mean it was so fake. First of all, they're
- 23:39Speaker 3: dressed like they match in like a suit an evening
- 23:43Speaker 3: gown to go pick up at the airport, and then
- 23:46Speaker 3: he's like, oh, I like your fit. I'm like OW.
- 23:49Speaker 2: I also just want to let anyone know now that
- 23:51Speaker 2: I'm back in the dating world, I am never picking
- 23:56Speaker 2: anyone up from any airport unless I've birthed you. I
- 24:03Speaker 2: am not.
- 24:04Speaker 3: Taking a damn uber.
- 24:07Speaker 2: Get your ass in an uber, do what you need
- 24:10Speaker 2: to do. But like, that is not who I am.
- 24:12Speaker 2: And I also don't really even understand people that are
- 24:14Speaker 2: that way. You know what bugged me?
- 24:17Speaker 3: A lot of things bugged me, but especially today, but
- 24:21Speaker 3: when he started talking about how he wanted to take
- 24:23Speaker 3: Jeremiah to a ballgame, it just bugged me. I feel like,
- 24:27Speaker 3: you know what, it's it's too soon stop trying to
- 24:30Speaker 3: act like you're his father in that sense, and I
- 24:34Speaker 3: feel like that's what he's doing on TV to like, yeah,
- 24:37Speaker 3: I'm his father, Like yeah, I'm going to take him
- 24:39Speaker 3: to a game. Oh I'm going to do this. It's
- 24:41Speaker 3: just kind of like you're crossing the boundary.
- 24:43Speaker 2: It feels like Mia. But also I think the problem
- 24:46Speaker 2: is and where we're having such a disconnect is I
- 24:49Speaker 2: think Mia wants inc and Gordon. I don't think she's
- 24:54Speaker 2: happy with just one of them. I think it's the
- 24:56Speaker 2: combination of, Yeah.
- 24:58Speaker 3: All this shit she talks about Gordon and how he's
- 25:00Speaker 3: unstable and bipolar, and she's constantly thrown him under the bus.
- 25:04Speaker 2: What is it about him that she does like I
- 25:09Speaker 2: think he does. He is he supporting her? No? I
- 25:13Speaker 2: think she pays for him allegedly, is what we've been
- 25:17Speaker 2: led to believe. But I think you know, he's he's there,
- 25:22Speaker 2: he's a constant, he's her children's father. Yeah, I don't know,
- 25:30Speaker 2: And I think I mean, I think Mea has had
- 25:33Speaker 2: some abandonment issues and I think letting go and setting
- 25:38Speaker 2: up clear boundaries isn't something she's super comfortable doing. I mean,
- 25:43Speaker 2: clearly she's been on and off with ink for years.
- 25:46Speaker 3: I mean, but exploiting your children's paternity and husband's mental
- 25:50Speaker 3: illness is not a cool storyline.
- 25:53Speaker 2: No, But then Stacy invites Ashley to the Humane Rescue
- 25:58Speaker 2: Alliance Stacy's host a fashion show Strut for Strays. Stacy
- 26:03Speaker 2: says she's bonded with Ashley since they're both going through
- 26:06Speaker 2: public divorces. Ashley says she may have to file a
- 26:09Speaker 2: public claim against Michael for her to force.
- 26:12Speaker 3: Is that mean because he's not responding?
- 26:16Speaker 2: Let me read it again. Ashley says she may have
- 26:18Speaker 2: to file public claim against Michael for her to.
- 26:20Speaker 3: Usually have to do that if he's not responding, possibly,
- 26:24Speaker 3: which is weird and oh my god, unemployed, Stacy still
- 26:29Speaker 3: talking about waving child support.
- 26:32Speaker 2: Even the dogs are like, bitch, someone please get her
- 26:36Speaker 2: to secure that money. She ain't thinking right, I.
- 26:39Speaker 3: Mean one line I always tell my friends that are
- 26:42Speaker 3: getting divorced, you never know who you married until you
- 26:45Speaker 3: divorce them.
- 26:47Speaker 2: And also, why would you, in any stretch of the imagination,
- 26:53Speaker 2: why would you choose spousal support over child support? That
- 26:57Speaker 2: is the one thing that you want want to have
- 27:00Speaker 2: organized for the kids for the rest of their life.
- 27:03Speaker 3: Right, But spouse and support. Doesn't that usually end when
- 27:07Speaker 3: you remarry? Yeah, so she married, you know, a year
- 27:11Speaker 3: later than she's j.
- 27:13Speaker 2: Yeah, she gets nothing and then there's no better hope
- 27:17Speaker 2: TJ gets a good movie. But the fact that she
- 27:19Speaker 2: believes that, no matter what, her ex is gonna, you know,
- 27:24Speaker 2: continue paying for the lifestyle of her Arabella makes me
- 27:29Speaker 2: very nervous for her. Like, yeah, of course you want
- 27:33Speaker 2: to believe that that the father of your children is
- 27:35Speaker 2: always going to do the right thing, but like, of
- 27:37Speaker 2: course it doesn't always. Then what's the but also what's
- 27:40Speaker 2: the pain? And then just putting it in writing, there's
- 27:45Speaker 2: more to this story. There is something, and he's holding
- 27:48Speaker 2: it over her and she's going along with it in
- 27:51Speaker 2: my opinion. Then Keiana wants to talk about their argument,
- 27:56Speaker 2: and Greg doesn't engage. Greg tells Kiarana to go with
- 27:59Speaker 2: the flow and calm the f down, and then Keana
- 28:03Speaker 2: gets emotional, explaining she feels dismissed by him. Grey says
- 28:07Speaker 2: he's not dismissed her feelings, but.
- 28:10Speaker 3: I got dismissing her feelings right there at that very moment.
- 28:14Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say. I gotta love the
- 28:15Speaker 2: irony of Greg saying he doesn't dismiss case feelings while
- 28:19Speaker 2: in the middle of freaking dismissing her feelings.
- 28:21Speaker 3: This guy's a tool. And the sunglasses, NA, well, the
- 28:26Speaker 3: flip flops. Why they zoom in on his flip flops?
- 28:28Speaker 2: I know when they zoomed in on the mandals, I mean,
- 28:33Speaker 2: do you think get a five? He's not going to
- 28:36Speaker 2: get a five. But the only thing it really says
- 28:39Speaker 2: on my hinge profile is, don't even reach out if
- 28:41Speaker 2: you wear mandals. Mandals like a leather sandal on a man.
- 28:48Speaker 2: She's fine with a pair of rainbow flip flops, but
- 28:52Speaker 2: like a mandal out to dinner.
- 28:55Speaker 3: I don't really like I don't really like seeing I
- 28:58Speaker 3: don't really.
- 28:59Speaker 2: Like seeing feet. It depends on the feet.
- 29:03Speaker 3: But I just don't.
- 29:04Speaker 2: I just I don't. I don't know. Something tells me
- 29:07Speaker 2: that we will be seeing a single Keana holding a
- 29:10Speaker 2: flute next season.
- 29:12Speaker 3: How long has she been dating him?
- 29:14Speaker 2: Two years? I think she said. Then we get all
- 29:17Speaker 2: the women coming to meet for strut for Strays. I
- 29:22Speaker 2: gotta say, that's not a great name. Not a great name,
- 29:24Speaker 2: Strut for Stray. I thought it was cute strut for strays,
- 29:28Speaker 2: but then Karen declined their meeting with Vivian, who we
- 29:32Speaker 2: previously met with at the beginning of the season as
- 29:35Speaker 2: Karen's friend. Giselle says Karen introduced the group to Vivian
- 29:41Speaker 2: and Stacey should have let Karen know. Stacy says she's
- 29:44Speaker 2: known Vivian longer than Karen, and Gizelle tells Stacy that
- 29:47Speaker 2: she was shocked she's even into charities since she just
- 29:52Speaker 2: donate to hers.
- 29:53Speaker 3: She was doing the most in the scene. It was
- 29:55Speaker 3: a little too much in normal circumstances. I mean, Stacy
- 30:04Speaker 3: knows this woman and has known this woman. She's all
- 30:08Speaker 3: karen an explanation about using a designer.
- 30:10Speaker 2: She has no longer than Karen.
- 30:12Speaker 3: So I don't understand what Giselle, She's just stirring the pot.
- 30:16Speaker 3: And I will tell you her confessional was kind of hilarious.
- 30:20Speaker 2: What'd she say?
- 30:21Speaker 3: I may or may not have been bitten by a dog.
- 30:23Speaker 2: I'm maybe lyon or something like that. Yeah, well I
- 30:27Speaker 2: love that. Like, what essentially is happening is Stacy's getting
- 30:30Speaker 2: hazed for not going along with the ogs that want
- 30:34Speaker 2: the show the way that ogis want the show to go.
- 30:37Speaker 2: So they're like, Okay, we're not happy about it. So
- 30:40Speaker 2: now Stacy, you're next.
- 30:42Speaker 3: Yeah, Giselle was a little bored. She just had to
- 30:44Speaker 3: stir the pot, which I totally appreciate.
- 30:47Speaker 2: Then, in a scene that I didn't need to see,
- 30:49Speaker 2: Wendy is preparing for season two of The Doctor Wendy Show,
- 30:53Speaker 2: Stacy and Mia meet for lunch. Eddie says he got
- 30:57Speaker 2: off the phone with the White House. Wendy is going
- 30:59Speaker 2: to film an episode interviewing the White House Press Secretary.
- 31:03Speaker 3: Is it that easy to just call up the White House?
- 31:05Speaker 2: You know what I call? I talked to the White
- 31:07Speaker 2: House this week. Try that. Also, I did this that
- 31:10Speaker 2: came onto my phone. Somebody's called me from a correctional facility.
- 31:15Speaker 2: Their name sounds like Murr, and they'd like me to
- 31:19Speaker 2: press one to have a conversation and two to decline
- 31:22Speaker 2: the call. I'm like, who it sounded like merce Immerse
- 31:27Speaker 2: from the purse. But the fact that I won't even
- 31:29Speaker 2: pick somebody up from the airport, I am picking you
- 31:31Speaker 2: up from jail.
- 31:32Speaker 3: Well I don't. Me and Eddie had this conversation yesterday
- 31:36Speaker 3: driving home.
- 31:38Speaker 2: He says, have you talked to so and so like
- 31:40Speaker 2: a friend?
- 31:41Speaker 3: I went to high school.
- 31:41Speaker 2: Have you talked to this person?
- 31:42Speaker 3: I go, I don't talk to people on the phone.
- 31:45Speaker 3: I am offended if somebody calls me, I don't want
- 31:48Speaker 3: to talk to you. There's a thing called texting, and
- 31:50Speaker 3: I'm perfectly happy with that.
- 31:53Speaker 2: Yeah, And if I'm going to talk on the phone,
- 31:55Speaker 2: it's because I have ample amount of time in the
- 31:57Speaker 2: car alone and that's when it works.
- 31:59Speaker 3: That's when that's when I talk on the phone, is
- 32:01Speaker 3: in the car. I know it's bad, but it's.
- 32:04Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I can't. I can't. No, like I'm not.
- 32:06Speaker 2: It's gonna be a chore right now to call my dad.
- 32:09Speaker 2: And also after the thumbs up passive aggressiveness, like I
- 32:12Speaker 2: can't even deal with it. Then, Stacy says that Karen
- 32:16Speaker 2: told her to avoid Mia because she's not potomac, and
- 32:19Speaker 2: not to be friends with Wendy because she's self absorbed.
- 32:22Speaker 2: Mia questions if driving into a tree and having multiple
- 32:25Speaker 2: d uys is potomac. Wendy says she wants to share
- 32:30Speaker 2: this moment with Karen, and Stacy says that Karen wanted
- 32:33Speaker 2: to poison her against Wendy to make sure she'd stay
- 32:36Speaker 2: loyal to her. I mean, I knew Stacy had it
- 32:39Speaker 2: and it's Stacy being a housewife, But do we believe her?
- 32:47Speaker 2: Do you think that's true? I don't know why she
- 32:50Speaker 2: holding on to that for three months because now she's
- 32:54Speaker 2: pissed because she wanted to have Karen strap for strays
- 32:57Speaker 2: and Karen said no, I'm not going, and then Gizelle,
- 33:01Speaker 2: just to be now that she's close with Karen, also
- 33:04Speaker 2: said no. And you could tell there was a moment
- 33:06Speaker 2: there where like Stace was like about to cry, like
- 33:09Speaker 2: she had to pull a tice.
- 33:09Speaker 3: She was either going to cry or she's gonna tear
- 33:12Speaker 3: someone's face off.
- 33:12Speaker 2: I'm like, ooh, that's no. I don't think she was
- 33:14Speaker 2: good to look. You could feel like like embarrassment and sadness,
- 33:19Speaker 2: like she was like, what the fuck? I cannot believe. Well,
- 33:24Speaker 2: I think it's.
- 33:24Speaker 3: Kind of shitty even if they don't they're not happy
- 33:27Speaker 3: with Stacy to not walk in it for charity. Yeah,
- 33:32Speaker 3: and also and I think it was kind of shitty
- 33:35Speaker 3: for Gizelle to say, like Stacy didn't donate to her charity.
- 33:42Speaker 3: I'm like, you never know what somebody's financial situation is.
- 33:44Speaker 2: Well, I think Stacy's financial situation is just fine. If
- 33:48Speaker 2: she's not asking for child support. But I do think
- 33:53Speaker 2: she was kicked out.
- 33:56Speaker 3: She was kicked out.
- 33:58Speaker 2: Remember that she wasn't allowed to go in the event.
- 34:01Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, Giselle's event. Yeah, that's right.
- 34:04Speaker 3: So maybe if she wasn't kicked out, she would have
- 34:08Speaker 3: she would have donated.
- 34:09Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think the look just Stacy's face was,
- 34:13Speaker 2: oh my god, I just realized what show I'm on,
- 34:16Speaker 2: And now I'm gonna have to put my big girl
- 34:17Speaker 2: panties on and fight. And so then she starts it
- 34:19Speaker 2: with Mia. She starts given the little crumbs that she's
- 34:24Speaker 2: gotten before she joined the show, and they go at it.
- 34:28Speaker 3: Well, I appreciate Stacy housewiping up.
- 34:33Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. I think she's like.
- 34:35Speaker 3: That at the reunion. And did I hear that next
- 34:39Speaker 3: week is the season finale?
- 34:42Speaker 2: You may have, but I don't know, I think it is.
- 34:48Speaker 3: Does there have been a time this season where Mia
- 34:50Speaker 3: hasn't thrown Gordon under the bus.
- 34:53Speaker 2: I'm sure she'll take ample time throwing him under the
- 34:56Speaker 2: bus at the three part reunion.
- 34:58Speaker 3: Do you think she feels ridicul now that her and
- 35:01Speaker 3: Ink are not Her ink is not forever, No, her
- 35:06Speaker 3: ink is not permanent, I should say, because I think
- 35:08Speaker 3: this is all.
- 35:12Speaker 2: I think it's all a plan. I think she'll be
- 35:13Speaker 2: back together with Ink. I think Ink and her have been,
- 35:17Speaker 2: you know, moving in and out for twenty years. I
- 35:20Speaker 2: don't think they're over. I think they're trying to.
- 35:23Speaker 3: It's just craziness to me to think that she's been
- 35:26Speaker 3: back and forth with them for twenty years and she's
- 35:27Speaker 3: been married to Gordon for.
- 35:28Speaker 2: How long I mean over ten?
- 35:31Speaker 3: Right, it's like shit or get off the pod.
- 35:33Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta pick one, pick, but we don't want
- 35:38Speaker 2: to have to sit there and watch the stage scenes
- 35:40Speaker 2: with both of them. Thank you though, Yeah, thanks guys
- 35:43Speaker 2: for tuning in to another episode of Two Teas in
- 35:45Speaker 2: a Pod. We will be back later this week covering
- 35:48Speaker 2: all the things