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Classic Moment: Weirdest Things Taken By TSA · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Kim and Burlington. Good morning, Kim. Are
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  Speaker 1: you traveling for the holidays.
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  Speaker 2: I am not, but I did lose a fifty dollars
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  Speaker 2: body scrub from an extensive spot in Florida.
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  Speaker 3: I was bringing it home to my mom and I
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  Speaker 3: don't know why I tapped it in my carry on.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had a lot of things taken, especially when
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  Speaker 1: you go away and you think you're bringing stuff home.
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  Speaker 1: You're not even thinking about it, and it's in your
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  Speaker 1: carry on and you're like, oh, there it goes.
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  Speaker 3: And the thing is when they say would you like
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  Speaker 3: to keep this and check it, You're like, I already
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  Speaker 3: checked my bag.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going back right.
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  Speaker 6: Scrub though, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a lot.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks.
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  Speaker 5: So you never got your scrub.
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  Speaker 7: Kim, No, I think the security people probably took it home.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they used it.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I want to talk to a TSA and
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  Speaker 1: I want to know if they look at the stuff
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, you get this, I
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  Speaker 1: get this, Oh I really want that one, Like where
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  Speaker 1: does it go? Right?
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  Speaker 7: We do have a worker on the talkbacks also call back, Oh,
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  Speaker 7: call in if they want be anonomos.
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  Speaker 2: It's one guys, I work at the airport in baggage,
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  Speaker 2: and just make sure as you're traveling, make sure you
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  Speaker 2: have your name on the inside and outside of your bag,
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  Speaker 2: your phone number, and make sure when your bag is
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  Speaker 2: being tagged, it's going to the right direction. We have
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  Speaker 2: a lot of errors that happen and people don't get
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  Speaker 2: their bags. So I just want to give you a
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  Speaker 2: little advice.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I always double and triple check the tag on my
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  Speaker 1: bag when they put it on where it's going the destination,
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  Speaker 1: to make sure the tag is where I'm going.
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  Speaker 5: And yeah, traveling can be pressure packed.
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  Speaker 6: Do you bring your makeup bag on planes?
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  Speaker 1: No? I put it in my luggage. I can't take
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  Speaker 1: it on the plane because you have to transfer everything
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  Speaker 1: into tiny little bottles and I.
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  Speaker 3: Do everything in little bottles.
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  Speaker 6: Oh so I can take it with under three ounces?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, three point four, I think.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, clear bottles. It's like too much work, it's too.
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  Speaker 6: Much to it's three point five.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: See that's the thing is the wig go run there?
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  Speaker 6: You think.
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  Speaker 1: You know what else always happens too When you're heading
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  Speaker 1: over to TSA. You've got a fresh bottle of water, right,
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  Speaker 1: you forget you can't go through tsa. They're just gonna
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  Speaker 1: take it, so you have to throw it in the
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  Speaker 1: trash while.
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  Speaker 6: You're waiting in line. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Hey to girl Sarah from Maine, and I'm sorry, are
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  Speaker 8: people actually traveling on planes with casseroles and dishes of holidays? Like,
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  Speaker 8: who in their right mind is like, yeah, let me
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  Speaker 8: just pack up this chicken pot pie real quick and
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  Speaker 8: throw it in my checked bag, or hmm, this neat
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  Speaker 8: loaf with gravy is definitely gonna travel. Well are people
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  Speaker 8: actually doing this, like I need to.
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  Speaker 4: Know, Sarah?
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  Speaker 3: The answer is yes, And I witnessed it a couple
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  Speaker 3: of years ago. This woman opened up her carry on
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  Speaker 3: and it was filled with homemade food items, including a casserole.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. When you said, I said, what now?
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  Speaker 3: Because this it's that time of year, so a lot
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  Speaker 3: of people are traveling to see relatives and maybe there
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  Speaker 3: was a family recipe and they're bringing it along. I
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  Speaker 3: saw one carry on with a guy that had frozen chicken. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: he was carrying frozen chicken. Thaw it did and it
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  Speaker 3: was it was already thawing, and they took it away
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  Speaker 3: from them.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the people who carry food like castle rolls
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, those are the people who think theirs is
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  Speaker 1: the best, Like wherever they're going, right, whatever event or.
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  Speaker 5: Party, it's no way it's going to be as good
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  Speaker 5: as theirs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, my meatball, So like I bring them because
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  Speaker 1: the family wouldn't possibly eat someone else's meatball.
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  Speaker 7: Everyone has the best everybody, but I'm the person that
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  Speaker 7: brings the food.
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  Speaker 6: That would be me really if it's good.
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting on a plane my last trip and
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  Speaker 1: the woman next to me, Oh my god, it was
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  Speaker 1: killing me because I was really hungry, and she broke
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  Speaker 1: out a bag of Fritos.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, god, I so want to ask her
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  Speaker 5: for something.
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  Speaker 3: You should have it a large bag of Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was a family shareable.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I can get a handful of free doms.
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  Speaker 7: Do you like the free doo scoop? The big FreeDOS?
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  Speaker 7: Love those, They're way better than the small one.
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  Speaker 1: Way b and by by the way, good for sassa
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  Speaker 1: to get it in there, crunch it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: I tend to be pretty mindful when packing carry ons,
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  Speaker 4: like you know, nothing more than three ounces and make
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  Speaker 4: sure that it's all put it away correctly.
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  Speaker 9: But one time I had a bag of like goldfish
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  Speaker 9: for my daughter, and the spoil wrapping inside the goldfish
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  Speaker 9: went through a huge issue. So don't pack goldfish like that.
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  Speaker 5: That's another thing. I love goldfish.
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  Speaker 6: That's a good tip.
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  Speaker 7: My kids love goldfish so good.
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  Speaker 5: And they're so easy to they just go right down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to Ann and Sargus and good morning.
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  Speaker 5: What have you got?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning?
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  Speaker 10: So last year I blew to Pennsylvania to surprised my
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  Speaker 10: daughter for Christmas and I brought I knew we wouldn't
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  Speaker 10: have anything to eat, so she knew I wasn't coming,
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  Speaker 10: So I brought a ham through TSA.
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  Speaker 5: You didn't they let you through the ham.
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  Speaker 2: I went through with the ham and they did stop
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  Speaker 2: me because it was wrapped in the foil.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, ye see what it was.
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  Speaker 10: So they just unwrapped the foil.
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  Speaker 6: They checked it out and it was fine.
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  Speaker 10: Well, everybody in mark thought I was crazy, But it's a.
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  Speaker 5: It's a solid, so technically it's allowed through.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was this a honey baked spiral ham was the
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  Speaker 1: best ham of all time.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: God, even better the next day for sandwiches with the
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  Speaker 1: mustard and all pickles.
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  Speaker 6: Oh god, oh boy.
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  Speaker 10: You've never had anything taken at TSA. But one time
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  Speaker 10: my daughter had a kind of a messy bun on
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  Speaker 10: the top of her head. She has a lot of
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  Speaker 10: hair and it was kind of all just piled on
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  Speaker 10: top of her head, and they pulled her aside and
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  Speaker 10: they had to go through her hair with their fingers
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  Speaker 10: because they thought maybe that there was something in there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think they do that as a rule.
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  Speaker 1: I know anytime I go through the TSA, if I'm
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  Speaker 1: wearing a baseball hat, you have to take it off
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  Speaker 1: when you go through.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, So I'm just ready.
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  Speaker 5: I just take it off before they ask me.
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  Speaker 1: I try to be a good boy when I'm going
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  Speaker 1: through ts You gotta be ready for everything.
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  Speaker 7: But you've been stopped. Wasn't that a thing? Yeah, because
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  Speaker 7: your wife has texted me before they stop you in
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  Speaker 7: line at the airport.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because my carry on has a bunch of weird looking
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  Speaker 1: stuff on on radar or on X ray.
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  Speaker 5: But it's all cool. But almost always my carry on
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  Speaker 5: is pulled well.
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  Speaker 3: I always have I have bracelets that I don't can't
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  Speaker 3: take off, and they always like light up the thing,
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  Speaker 3: so I get I have to always go.
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  Speaker 5: Through the scanner.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I always get a pat down, like
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  Speaker 3: in every airport I get, And the most aggressive path
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  Speaker 3: down was in Iceland.
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  Speaker 5: It was so aggressive.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, this is like not okay.
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  Speaker 6: Was it a woman, Yeah, but it was like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: it was so how you doing.
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  Speaker 7: What's funny is is you know, with my past, I've
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  Speaker 7: never been stopped and padded down.
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  Speaker 5: Really, and you're like a known criminal.
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  Speaker 6: Well not not anymore.
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  Speaker 5: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Bugsy At airports too, the people who are never ready
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  Speaker 1: when you're going through TSA.
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  Speaker 5: They act like they've never traveled in their lives. Oh shoes,
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  Speaker 5: what you need? Oh computer? I need to take that, honey,
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  Speaker 5: be ready?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, because you're aggravating the TSA people.
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  Speaker 7: Even though they have a million people workers. They're saying
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  Speaker 7: take your shoes off.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, be ready, shouting at you yeah. No, you're constantly
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  Speaker 1: saying the same thing over and over. Yeah, make sure
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  Speaker 1: your shoes are off, take your hat off. If you've
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  Speaker 1: got a jacket on, take your jacket off. And these
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  Speaker 1: people walk up like they've never heard.
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  Speaker 6: Of it before. Yeah yeah, shout out to Jamie and Maine.
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  Speaker 6: She says.
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  Speaker 7: The same people that bring casseroles on planes, the same
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  Speaker 7: people who mail newsletters for Christmas,