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Hour 3 - Nothing To See Here · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, shaka Laca. It's our numbber three, our number three,
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  Speaker 1: and we head now to Jacksonville, Florida. Why we go
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  Speaker 1: where the stories of the day take us? On this Thursday,
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  Speaker 1: the eighteenth day of September. Jacksonville wide receiver Brian Thomas
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  Speaker 1: Junior has been scared, has been scared of getting hit
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  Speaker 1: this season. And quarterback Trevor Lawrence, though, is not concerned.
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  Speaker 1: Make it make sense. Also, give me your reaction to
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  Speaker 1: Carolina check that Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murray's tribute to Michael
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  Speaker 1: Vick's dogfighting. You gotta hear this one. And does cam
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  Speaker 1: Ward have a case here? Do cam Ward's complaints about
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  Speaker 1: the Titans field turf resonate with you? He complained, he's
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  Speaker 1: not fair they play on turf there in Nashville. We'll
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  Speaker 1: talk about that as well. Also ask Ben this hour
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  Speaker 1: settle in. It's our number read. Nothing to see here?
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  Speaker 1: There is nothing at all to see here, nothing, nothing
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  Speaker 1: And then we'll have another episode, a longer, longated episode
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  Speaker 1: later today. But our lead this hour, we start out
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  Speaker 1: we go with the news of the day takes as
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  Speaker 1: we start on Jacksonville. And this I follow up to
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  Speaker 1: a story we talked about earlier this week, the shocking
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  Speaker 1: Internet sleuth videos which show and NFL wide receivers malfeasons
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  Speaker 1: as he pulled up on several catchuple passes look like
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  Speaker 1: he was afraid of contact. That would be wide receiver
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  Speaker 1: Brian Thomas Junior. Well, I bring this up because the
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  Speaker 1: Jaguars long haired quarterback Trevor Lawrence has chimed in on
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  Speaker 1: Brian Thomas Junior and his to be kind struggles earlier
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  Speaker 1: this season. So did you hear what he had to say?
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  Speaker 1: Perhaps not? We have the audio tape. Here's Trevor Lawrence
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  Speaker 1: giving his take on what many are talking about. This
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  Speaker 1: guy was one of the top receivers in football last year,
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  Speaker 1: Brian Thomas Junior. And this guy is just he stinks
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  Speaker 1: right now, here's his quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: It's football. I mean, it just it doesn't always go perfect.
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  Speaker 2: You know. Obviously we would love to start off hot.
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  Speaker 3: These first two games and our connection be you know,
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  Speaker 3: ripping and me finding them everywhere and him having a
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  Speaker 3: great year and all those things. But I mean we're
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  Speaker 3: in a week two everybody, so I think we can
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  Speaker 3: all just take a deep breath, give beat a little space.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he's he's going to be just fine. Not
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  Speaker 2: worried about him at all.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, if Trevor Lawrence said it, he's got such a
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  Speaker 1: great track record, it must be true. So let us
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  Speaker 1: discuss the question as you just are. Jags wide receiver
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  Speaker 1: Brian Thomas Junior has been scared of getting hit this
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  Speaker 1: season based on clip after clip after clip, but you
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  Speaker 1: just heard quarterback Trevor Lawrence says he's not concerned. Make
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  Speaker 1: it make sense. That's what we do. We make it
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  Speaker 1: make sense. So I've got waffle House, Nirvana, and Home Depot,
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  Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 1: we are going to make some delicious, absolutely wonderful pancakes,
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  Speaker 1: is what we're gonna make. So, and then we'll have
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  Speaker 1: a side of Baba Ganooshe. We'll have a side of boush.
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  Speaker 1: So my first thought on this when I hear the
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  Speaker 1: quote from Trevor Lawrence, it's football. We need to make
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  Speaker 1: that a drop, Lorena. We need to make that a drop,
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  Speaker 1: because that is the most ridiculous thing. It reminds me
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  Speaker 1: I used to work with this guy named Tom Looney
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  Speaker 1: and we would mock the jock talk and anything that
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  Speaker 1: would happen. It's the perfect answer, literally, anything that happened,
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  Speaker 1: it's football. It's fumble, fumble three times, it's football. Throw
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  Speaker 1: five interceptions in the game. It's football. It's all football.
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  Speaker 1: So I could do the simping if anything you ask me,
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  Speaker 1: it's talk radio. It's talk radio. How dumb is It's football?
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  Speaker 1: It's football. Now, this story is bananas. Brian Thomas Junior
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  Speaker 1: is out there playing peekaboo football. Who plays peekaboo football
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  Speaker 1: past the age of I don't know twelve peekaboo football,
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  Speaker 1: afraid to get hit. Trevor Lawrence is mister camm and
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  Speaker 1: soothing and everything will be fine. It's football now. That
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  Speaker 1: answer is consistent with the brand of the quarterback. Trevor
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  Speaker 1: Lawrence ought to open up a waffle house. He can
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  Speaker 1: add a new item to the menu. He can serve
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  Speaker 1: milk toast. Right. That is how he plays and answers questions.
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  Speaker 1: He could walk into his pressers. He might as well
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  Speaker 1: walk into his pressers and just have a plate of
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  Speaker 1: hash browns, no salt, no pepper, no seasoning, and not
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  Speaker 1: even cook that well. Kind of runny hash browns. That
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  Speaker 1: is Trevor Lawrence smothered and covered with cliches. That's how
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  Speaker 1: he operates now. And the of course the meat head fanboys.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they love it. Oh man, they slurp it up.
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  Speaker 1: Sliper sniper sniper sniper sniper sliper, they love it. That's leadership, bro,
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  Speaker 1: He's got the guys back. No, that is not leadership.
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  Speaker 1: Leadership is accountability. Trevor Lawrence with his smooth flowing locks. Right.
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  Speaker 1: He gives an answer which is smooth, an excuse which
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  Speaker 1: is smooth. He has more conditioner right in the Jags
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  Speaker 1: locker room than accountability. He's got it right. I recommend
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  Speaker 1: the love boat. I say, go on the law boat
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  Speaker 1: and give Thomas tough love. It's a tough love cruise.
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  Speaker 1: Tough love love boat is what it is. There's a
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  Speaker 1: big difference between doesn't always go perfect, which is what
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  Speaker 1: Trevor Lawrence said to being flat out a scaredy cat
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  Speaker 1: to get it. I don't know what happened. He was
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  Speaker 1: not like this last year. I don't believe based on
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  Speaker 1: my investigations. Brian Thomas Junior. But you deserve better than that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't sugarcoat that a real leader says, you've got
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  Speaker 1: to do better, You've got to be better. You should
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  Speaker 1: strive for greatest. If you're the number one pass catcher
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  Speaker 1: and you're running from the grind, that does not bode well.
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  Speaker 1: That does not bode well for the Jacksonville football team. Now, meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: we make a short pit stop to Arizona where a
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  Speaker 1: longtime nemesis of the Ben Maler Show is added again,
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  Speaker 1: our old buddy, alligator Arms Murray. Kyler Murray has yet
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  Speaker 1: again popped up in the sports talk radio blotter. He
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  Speaker 1: took down, took down a social media post on the
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  Speaker 1: Gram on the Gram that went viral. Why did it
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  Speaker 1: go viral? It included a photo of Kyler Murray wearing
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  Speaker 1: a vintage Michael Vick Virginia Tech jersey, a classic piece
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  Speaker 1: of sports memorabilia. That was not the problem. The problem
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  Speaker 1: was Michael Vick was posing with his pit bulls while
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  Speaker 1: wearing the Michael Vick jersey. Hello, Hello, Yeah. And of
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  Speaker 1: course he said that in no way, shape or form
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  Speaker 1: do I condone animal cruelty or dogfighting. However, I don't
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  Speaker 1: mind owning the jersey and hanging out with my pitbulls,
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  Speaker 1: which I believe Michael Vick was also using to dogfight.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so question, give me your reaction to Cardinals quarterback
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  Speaker 1: Kyler Murray the little Fella and his tribute to Michael
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  Speaker 1: Vick's dog fighting. All right, So I absolutely love this.
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  Speaker 1: So I saw it the other day and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was AI. It was one of those
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  Speaker 1: things like I know the guy's an idiot, but he's
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  Speaker 1: not that dumb, right, I gave him the benefit of
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  Speaker 1: the doubt. I should have known it was real. Like
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  Speaker 1: I'm skeptical of so much of this stuff now, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: is that AI? That must be photoshop? That's not real.
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  Speaker 1: But it was real, Like Kyle Kyler Murray is the
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  Speaker 1: gamer quarterback, showing once again that higher income, higher income
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  Speaker 1: does not mean higher IQ. Like, that's not a Halloween costume.
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  Speaker 1: That is a pr landmine. That is a self inflicted
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  Speaker 1: mistake is what that is. Unforced error is what they
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  Speaker 1: call it in tennis. And there you go, kaboom. It's
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  Speaker 1: the kind of a thing where you see it and
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  Speaker 1: you think to yourself, like Kyler Murray and he's spitting
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  Speaker 1: on the feet, does this guy have enough sense to
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  Speaker 1: spit down?
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  Speaker 2: Win?
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  Speaker 1: Like he really does the loogi come flying back in
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  Speaker 1: your face? Evidently not. He doesn't have enough common sense.
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  Speaker 1: Like Kyler's out there proving once again that if you
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  Speaker 1: open up the drawer, he's not the sharpest knife in
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  Speaker 1: the drawer. It's the Nirvana tune baby dumb, that old
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  Speaker 1: Nirvana song dumb. If you look at him and you say,
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  Speaker 1: you know, come on man, you just look at he said,
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  Speaker 1: come on man, how do you not know? Like you
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  Speaker 1: have no common sense? Apparently you don't. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Kyler's got the joystick reflexes. He's very very good on
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  Speaker 1: the games. Real world awareness, you know, nonexistent. He's he's
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  Speaker 1: like the kid in the arcade who can crush Mortal
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  Speaker 1: Kombat and you ask him to cross the street and
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  Speaker 1: he's standing there and he's kind of just doesn't know
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  Speaker 1: what to do, and he's like wait for the frog
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  Speaker 1: to hop and jump on the frog and all like
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  Speaker 1: it's a trigger treat. Kyler, you just handed the Internet
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  Speaker 1: the easiest l since Antonio Brown clicked send on anything
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  Speaker 1: all right, anything at all? Is he still living in Dubai?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, do we know if Antonio Brown is
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  Speaker 1: still in Dubai? So it reinforces the stereotype with this guy.
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  Speaker 1: He loves video games more than football. He doesn't watch film,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't study film, and he's in his own little bubble.
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  Speaker 1: He'd be in a big bubble, but all he needs
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  Speaker 1: is a little bubble and that's it. And then something
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  Speaker 1: like this happens and it's like, of course it happened,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, of course it's Kyler Murray. The whole thing
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  Speaker 1: just reeks of a guy with again, zero awareness at all.
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  Speaker 1: Like to think like this just seems like a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Now that I pose for some photos here, some glamour shots,
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  Speaker 1: I'll get my pit bulls out. What should I wear?
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  Speaker 1: I'll wear that Michael Vick jersey. That seems like a
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  Speaker 1: good idea. It's like showing up to Octoberfest in Germany
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  Speaker 1: and wearing a bud Light T shirt. Probably not the
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  Speaker 1: greatest idea in the world. Right, It's not malicious, It's
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  Speaker 1: just dumb, du dum, dumb dumb. It's Grade A dumb,
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  Speaker 1: not Grade B, not great cee, Grade A dumb, du
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  Speaker 1: dum dumb dumb. All right, Final five to Nashville we go.
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  Speaker 1: That's why Nashville, Tennessee, where Titans quarterback cam Ward is
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  Speaker 1: not pleased, much to the chagrin of Danny in Nashville. Now,
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  Speaker 1: cam Ward is not happy with the playing conditions in
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  Speaker 1: his home stadium. You see, the Tennessee Titans have moved
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  Speaker 1: their home games too. Let me check my notes here, Siberia.
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  Speaker 1: He's not happy about that unless they have it. Unless
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  Speaker 1: I made that up. So cam Ward suggested that he
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  Speaker 1: has some issues with the turf at the Titans home
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  Speaker 1: stadium in Nashville. This comes after the Titans lost to
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  Speaker 1: the Lrims. On one particular play, cam Ward was a
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  Speaker 1: total klutz and slipped on the turf, leading to a
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  Speaker 1: sack and game changing fumble that certainly helped the Rams
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  Speaker 1: out at that point in the game. Now Ward pointed
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  Speaker 1: out that the well, let me play the audio. Here's
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  Speaker 1: cam Ward explaining what he just doesn't understand the turf situation.
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  Speaker 1: Take a list. Oh but I mean we practice on grass.
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  Speaker 1: Why we don't play on grass? There you go, look
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  Speaker 1: at that simple. We practiced on grass, playing again, playing again,
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  Speaker 1: plan again, playing again, play yet. Oh but I mean
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  Speaker 1: we practiced on grass. Why we don't play on grass?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, a lot of players in the
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  Speaker 1: NFL do play on grass. That's a different conversation, all right,
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  Speaker 1: So question, do cam Ward's complaints about the Titans turf
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  Speaker 1: field resonate with you? This is the number one pick
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL draft this year, So cam Ward, the
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  Speaker 1: way I interpret this story, cam Ward wants you to
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  Speaker 1: believe his game changing fumble was the fault of the
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  Speaker 1: turf monster, the green monster. That was the problem. The
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  Speaker 1: man might as well go down to home depot and
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  Speaker 1: file some kind of lawsuit because of the turf being defective,
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  Speaker 1: the installation must have been wrong. Now, on the play
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  Speaker 1: in question, if you go back and watch the play,
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  Speaker 1: cam Ward slipped, he face planted and gift wrapped the
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  Speaker 1: ball to the Rams and said, listen, Sean McVay, I
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  Speaker 1: know you hurt your foot. Here's a nice gift. I
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  Speaker 1: hope you enjoy that. And the Rams cashed it in.
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  Speaker 1: The Titans went on the death spiral after that. But
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  Speaker 1: rather than take the l and just move on and
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  Speaker 1: live to fight another day, cam decided, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: out there, I'll go on the prowl And what are
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  Speaker 1: you looking for? I'm looking for a goat, but not
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  Speaker 1: the goat. I'm looking for a scapegoat is what I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking for, like a nice scapegoat. Okay, we'll get your scapegoat.
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  Speaker 1: Why not? So it appears that the Nashville grounds crew
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  Speaker 1: is sabotaging cam Ward personally. They must have an axe
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  Speaker 1: to grind with cam Ord. Now here's the inconvenient truth
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  Speaker 1: of the stadium in Nashville. It's called Nissan Stadium. They're
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  Speaker 1: building a new stadium there and it'll be ready in
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  Speaker 1: I think a couple more years. Here. So the field
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  Speaker 1: was actually grass till twenty twenty three. So oh, why
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  Speaker 1: did they change it? What a bunch of evil bastards?
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  Speaker 1: Why did they change it? Well, the reason they changed
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  Speaker 1: the field here's where it gets good because I remember
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  Speaker 1: doing a monologue about this years ago. The players were
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  Speaker 1: bitching about the field when they had grass. The players
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  Speaker 1: complained about the playing conditions. The field would become as
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  Speaker 1: hard as a rock in the wintertime in Nashville. And
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  Speaker 1: the Titans have explained that the environment, the climate in Nashville,
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  Speaker 1: the geography there. They say it's a transitional climate zone.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. I'm not a weather man,
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  Speaker 1: but from what I understand it, it makes the grass
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  Speaker 1: difficult to grow, and the conditions are not ideal for that.
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  Speaker 1: It's nearly impossible. They tried it, and players kept complaining
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  Speaker 1: about it. There were divots the size of potholes. People
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  Speaker 1: were getting hurt because of the field. The field was
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  Speaker 1: getting showed up. They were people twisting and tearing ligaments
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  Speaker 1: and acls and all that, and so they finally said, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we got to put turf down, and here we are
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  Speaker 1: a couple years later. Now the players are complaining, or
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  Speaker 1: one of them anyway, complaining that they don't have grass now,
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  Speaker 1: which is proof that no matter what you do, there
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  Speaker 1: will be people that will complain no matter what. And
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  Speaker 1: it's one of the great things about social media. I
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  Speaker 1: have friends of mine that work in news, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't like them either, but I've known them for a
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  Speaker 1: long I'm kidding, I've known them for a long time,
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  Speaker 1: and they love social media because you always try to
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  Speaker 1: find people that are kind of against something, and at
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  Speaker 1: any time, no matter what, no matter what, there's always
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  Speaker 1: one Yahoo who's out there that has to be a contrarian.
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  Speaker 1: There's always at least one, and usually there's one hundreds,
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  Speaker 1: and some of them are real, some of them are
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  Speaker 1: fake and all that. But here we go. The players
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  Speaker 1: complained about the grass field, so the Titans switched it
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  Speaker 1: to turf. Now we are a couple of years later,
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  Speaker 1: and now they're complaining about that. And so overall the
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  Speaker 1: NFL well is split down the middle. It's about half grass,
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  Speaker 1: half term, half grass half turf. And you know what
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  Speaker 1: doesn't change them. The Rams also played on that same field.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's gonna blow your mind. It shocked me too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the Rams played on the same field the Tennessee Titans
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  Speaker 1: played on. It's rather amazing. And they weren't out there
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  Speaker 1: wearing hiking boots. And Matthew Stafford fumbled as well. They
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  Speaker 1: Rams recovered that fumble and cam Ward slipped. Was he
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  Speaker 1: wearing ballet slippers while he was out there? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's the same floor for both sides.
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  Speaker 1: It's a level playing field, literally, a level playing field.
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  Speaker 1: So again, I cam Ward, his logic on this one
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  Speaker 1: is straight out of the bag. Carpenters blame their tools.
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  Speaker 1: I learned that one from just Josh and Cincinnati. He says, listen, Ben,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a good carpenter and the bad carpenters blame their tools.
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  Speaker 1: That's the playbook right there, that's the playbook. It's also
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  Speaker 1: a terrible look. NFL quarterbacks are supposed to eat blame.
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  Speaker 1: Was talking about blame and all this stuff, not pass
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  Speaker 1: it off like a Chinese takeout box of egg rolls
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  Speaker 1: and dumplings. You know, you're not supposed to pass it
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  Speaker 1: off like leftovers and cam word, he's showing highlights. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not as giddy with excitement as the NFL marketing people
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  Speaker 1: that are trying to hype this guy up. It's got
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  Speaker 1: too much of the the Michael Vick back in the
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  Speaker 1: day where Michael Vick would electrify you for three or
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  Speaker 1: four plays a game, and then the rest of the
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  Speaker 1: game was often terrible. His name popped up here earlier
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  Speaker 1: in the monologue. But kim Ord, there's something there, there's
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  Speaker 1: something there. He's got stuff to clean up. And I
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  Speaker 1: would say, generally, you don't want to be the guy
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  Speaker 1: blaming the floor. You don't want to be that guy.
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  Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mahlor Show. And if you'd like
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  Speaker 1: to join us, you can't be that guy. You're that guy. Pap,
• 18:46
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• 20:09
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• 23:07
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• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Mallord riddle of the day. So after the Chicago Cubs
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: wrapped up a playoff birth, they had a celebration. The
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: picture one of the star pitchers showed to Emmanaga said
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: he learned that with champagne, instead of drinking it, you
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: should blank, all right, Scrooge in Northern California who's from
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: the younger demo says, smoke the champagne. Yeah, Bobby and
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Florida says two words champagne enema. Wow. Late night drug
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: tester says, condition your hair with it always a good idea.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Ferg Dog says you should pour it down the drain
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: unless you want to end up like Justin and Cincinnati. Wow,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: that's a that is a low blow. There you go.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Alf the Alien Opiner says, just like Jalen Carter, you
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: gotta spit that thing is what you gotta do. Gotta
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: do it, spit that just like the Hawk tour there.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have, dude on that night? Yes,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Donkey sauce Ite says, put a treasure map in the bottle,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: cork it back up and throw it in Lake Michigan. Absolutely,
• 24:22
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• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Lady Sideburns says, you should Bob for apples in it.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Light it on fire from the Great inca Terror. Robbie,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: the Marina fan who's got the big Dumper on his mind,
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  Speaker 1: says something about a butt hug with it. Who else?
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  Speaker 1: Do we have a page down? Rub the champagne all
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  Speaker 1: over your body with gabba ghul from Attillo in Florida
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  Speaker 1: loves the gabba gul. In fact, we mostly say the
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  Speaker 1: bit and then he wanted more of it. Palm Desert
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: rat checks in says, used the ice cold bubbly in
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: your bidet. That's one way to do it. Doug, who's
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: in Korea, says South Korea says you should soak fruits
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: for breakfast. Okay, let's see here, Lorena, do you have
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: an answer the Mallard riddle of day? After the Cubs
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: wrapped up a playoff berth there, star pitcher Shota Imanaga
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: said he learned that with champagne, instead of drinking it,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you should blank spray it all over the pretty women. Hello. Hello,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Well that's a great answer, but that's incorrect. Unfortunately. You
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: should absorb it in your with your skin, he said,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Absorb it with your skin, he said, it feels better. Yeah,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Chota Inmanaga claim that, he said he They asked how
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: much champagne he had. He said probably about ten ten glasses,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: but it was all absorbed through his skin, he said.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: But I was lucky enough years ago I got to
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: go into those clubhouse champagne celebrations. Those things are awesome. Uh,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: they're great, but the problem is all the players get
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: to shower and put on their regular clothes and stuff
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: when they go home, but the media people we all
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: had to leave and we drive home smelling like alcohol.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: So we were all like, we were all paranoid. If
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get pulled over, I mean, what are we
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: gonna say? You didn't well, I didn't drink, but you
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: smell like booze.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: You know, you anything to drink. You are literally covered in.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: No seriously, it was like a big problem. Was like
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: you drove really slow after those those things, because yeah,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: it was a problematic for.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Sure, and great for the car poster either.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: No, well, I mean you try somewhat, but it's still
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: the smell is rather rather and they have to redo
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: the carpet in those clubhouses. They the other team, whoever celebrated.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I think about every time I see those champagne bottles popping.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: I'm like those poor carpets.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: There's no way you get it gets it gets destroyed.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: It does get destroyed. Absolutely. Yeh, all right, let's go
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: to the phone by the Tremaine got it right, but
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: he cheated. I think he sent me an email on that.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Poppy in San Diego. Hello, Poppy,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: mantor Ben Maller, beautiful night right here.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Everyone drives safe and San Diego's raining, Mentor you know,
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: so we're gonna be safe.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I saw that the remnants of some kind of Pacific
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: tropical storm thing. That's the Pacific, and.
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: I have to be careful, you know, Mentor Ben Maller,
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: you know, because tomorrow we're I mean taken with Poppy
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: Verses and lepricrunning. You know, my grandma always told me, like, hey,
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: when it's raining or thunder, you know, you gotta unplug
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: everything in your house, like the CD and everything, thunder
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: construct or even using your cell phones or everything like that.
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: The fa out there people plug everything.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not unplugging anything.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not. You don't believe in that? What do you
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: think I mean, that's what my grandma taught me.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You know what else did your grandma teacher?
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: Oh, my grandma taught me a lot.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: You know that was a big influencing. Your grandma was
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: a nice woman. She taught you a lot. That's great.
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: My grandma was a big influence on me. And you
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: know she always told me, you know'll never give up
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: on your dream. Beat for this then, and you know,
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: you know she's a very hard worker and I love her.
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: That's why we're gonna get the sticks tomorrow. We're gonna
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: do good. We're gonna bounce.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: So we have we have heard a blame.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: What was that? It's a tropical tropical store. Mario is,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I didn't know that.
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: But hey, we're gonna give her a pick. No matter
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: what rain or shine, it's not gonna stop us. I'm
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: gonna beat that.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: What what?
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: What what happened last What happened last week? Poppy? I
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: gave you your opportunity, your own segment on the radio. I
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: turned my mic off. I went at I smoked a
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: cigarette and you didn't allow the leprechaun to make any picks?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: What was that about?
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: All that? Well?
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: I thought you were like playing a game. But don't worry.
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: We're gonna have to Lepergond and we're gonna wait for
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: the Leper runs on on the segment.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: You know you didn't you didn't do that well last week,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: you didn't do that. Well, right, your picks didn't do
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: that well?
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I went one and one and two. We're gonna
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: bounce back. That's not a winning percentage, but don't worry.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: We're gonna we're gonna win back.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Then.
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: Now we're gonna make all the fans happy if you like.
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: People like betting against me. They were really happy they
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: made money.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see you're using my stick. Now, I see
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: what you're doing, Poppy, I got you. Not as much
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: propaganda from the Padres. I'm not hearing as much Padre
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: propaganda hear from you.
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: Well, hey, uh they bounced back, they did the event,
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: and hopefully they're gonna make the playoffs, you know, but
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: not a lot of propaganda. But hey, you know, we
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: gotta be nice and humble, work hard, you know.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, very good. Anyway, Uh, there
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: you go, I thank you. I I hang up on you.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Let's go. Well, speak of the devil, he shall appear
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: or speak of the Leperkun. He s up here. Mike
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: the Leprecaun is next. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: I'm not Poppy. Poppy pick sucks, but anyways, Yes, so
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: tomorrow I'm going to pick the paths. For sure, they're
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: going to beat the Steelers. I'm not anybody giving his
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: pick today or is it Friday?
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: I don't understand tomorrow.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: You know you're not. You're not allowed to give picture
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, you just ruined the whole bid.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: Well no, but I'm picking the paths anyway.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: You know what, that's just like Poppy picking the podres.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: It's like the same time you just pick your local teams.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: That what's the point of doing the bid?
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Theo is lose. But that's beside the points anyway, Lorna,
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: I have a new drought for you. You don't have
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: to have draft king and the crown is yours. This
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: should be you should be the draft queen. Yes, you
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: should be the top queen.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Anything else.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: I'm also I'm I'm like a Romantes swede in my garden.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: I keep coming back to your show Berry.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I know, I know you are. I will give you
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: credit because Mike the Leprecaun. You'd think after you almost
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: got me fired that that would have been a wake
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: up call. But no, no, you're still You're still fighting,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: and we will we will do the malameing. I think
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to push that back until twenty twenty six, unfortunately,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: but we will do it, Poppy. We will be there.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: We will be there, and we'll go. We gotta go
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: to like a WU Sox game or something like that.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: How about that a WU Sox game.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: That'd be nice, right, Yeah, Benny, Sorry, Benny, you didn't
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: win an Emmy for Benny versus a Penny.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: No, I did not win an Emmy. I did get
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: fired though from that. Yeah, but it's on YouTube now.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I think you go away, all right, there's Mike the
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Leprechaun there. Good dare you? David the Fried Daddy writes
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: in from Pennsylvania, says Ben, you are so critical of
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: teams that win. Jalen Hurts is definitely not a top quarterback,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: but all he does is win, baby win. I am
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: not too sure about this game. The Rams have a
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: high flying offense. The Eagles will struggle to keep up,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: says David. Well, this Ram Eagle game should come down
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: to the fourth quarter and the Rams defense. I'm actually
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: more excited about the Rams defense. I am the Rams
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: offense there so as far as that game is concerned,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: but that I'm looking forward to. It's gonna be a
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: great game, hopefully not a dud. It's a letdown, if
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: there is such a thing, a letdown situation, that emotional
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: win for the Eagles laid against the Chiefs. Now they're
• 32:24
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• 32:27
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• 32:31
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• 32:36
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• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Hi Fergie.
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: He wants to know who is your favorite late night host.
• 34:08
  Speaker 9: You don't have many to choose from anymore.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's only one left, right, Kimmel's getting whacked, it
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: looks like, So.
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna take this question more of a who is
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: your favorite late night time I think I was.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: A huge letterman guy back in the day. I love
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: David Letterman. I thought it was amazing. I was online
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: at the Ed Sullivan Theater in Manhattan to see Letterman.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: I got bumped from the audience. I'm still pissed about that.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: But yeah, Letterman, what about you, Lorena, anybody late night TV?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: You never watched when you were a little girl, never
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: watched late night TV? Okay, all right, cool.
• 34:43
  Speaker 9: So I feel bad saying this because because you were
• 34:46
  Speaker 9: on with your buddy, because I.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: Was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: The Great j Leno. Yes, great funny mane Man.
• 34:51
  Speaker 9: But Conan is by far my favorite late night host.
• 34:56
  Speaker 9: Really love Conan O'Brien.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Hilarious.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was always a Letterman guy back back in
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: the day. But I mean, I'm so old. When I
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: was a kid, my parents watch Johnny Carson. Yeah that's
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: how long that goes back. All right, what's next? Let's
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: ask Ben. Your questions are.
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: Answers Donkey Sausage, and I imagine this question is just
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: for for you and me, Ben, Okay, but I mean
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: I don't know, you never know these days. Donkey Sausage
• 35:22
  Speaker 9: likes to know do you leave the toilet seat up?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, yeah, I usually do. I do. I'm not
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: gonna lie you would Ben.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Uh, Lorena, do.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: You leave.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: A couple of times?
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Okay? Out cool?
• 35:45
  Speaker 9: Uh No, I don't, but I will say this. I
• 35:49
  Speaker 9: am now to the point in my life where if
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: you don't have one of those, I don't know if
• 35:53
  Speaker 9: they call him like the soft closed toilet seats, I'm
• 35:56
  Speaker 9: kind of.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Like, oh man, what you know what? What cavemen?
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: You got to have this soft toilets where it doesn't
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: slam like you you like you can put the toilet sea. Yes, yes, yes,
• 36:12
  Speaker 9: because now it's it's so easy closing. You just tap
• 36:14
  Speaker 9: it and then it closes by itself.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Okay anyway, Yeah, I've never really.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Thought much about it. It's just like, well, you just
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I don't usually the main thing, like I don't usually
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: do it when I go to like out public bathrooms
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: because they're covered in I don't even know it's on
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: a toilet. It's like there's a bunch.
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: Of oh yeah, no, that's a good No, I don't Yeah,
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: you're right, public bathroom is no boy, No.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I mean I use my mother to try to tap
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: it or something.
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: It's like, yeah, all right, this ink of terror would
• 36:47
  Speaker 9: like to know I've met him.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: He's famous.
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he says, after immigrating to the US, I grew
• 36:51
  Speaker 9: up in farm country. Have any of you had any
• 36:54
  Speaker 9: farm experience, milking cows, churning butter, shucking corn, et cetera.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: No, nothing more than a day. I remember when I
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: was a kid, they brought cows to the school, like
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: element school. Yeah, you know they did that for your tea. Yeah.
• 37:09
  Speaker 9: I don't know if I don't think like I was.
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: I think maybe like kids could have had like an
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: opportunity to milk the cow.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: But I was like, nah, I'm good.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got up close to the cow, but I
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: didn't really, I wasn't in it. I like the meat,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: you know, after the cows cut up. But Lorena, any
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: experienced farming for me? Man?
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: I got all that country up in me. You know,
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: I've been around the horses and my goats and.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: From a small town in Oregon. Right, there's a lot
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: of farms out there, all the.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Cow pies you could ever want. I can't tell.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: You're just.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: All right anyway?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: What's next year? What do we have? You said, yes,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the school thing?
• 37:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, this one was just for you. It's another
• 37:50
  Speaker 9: one from Donkey sausage. This was just for you, Ben. Okay,
• 37:54
  Speaker 9: where did you learn baking from?
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: It's funy. My mom was a prolific baker when I
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: was a but I just ate what she made. I
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: just kind of started messing around with it about ten
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: years ago. I just a lot of YouTube videos and
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I found some of my mom's old recimees after she
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: passed away. So I started making some of that stuff.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: And so yeah, I found out my mom's cookies that
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: she made. I love was she just ripped off a
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: package of like Nestley chocolate chip things. She just ripped
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: it off. Anyway, it was good. That's my it. What's
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: the next quick way? Coop? What do we have?
• 38:29
  Speaker 9: Let's see Bobby and Florida wants to know what's your
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: favorite fair food?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Oh? Giant corn dog Lorena. Oh it's so hard.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: I think it's on new bean and she's ice cream cone.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Oh disgusting. What about you, Coop?
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: Churros? Churros are okay?
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: A corn dog? The corn dog the size of your
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: arm though. That's awesome. Yeah, it's pretty good.