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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists
- 0:07Speaker 1: this week on the show. You've seen them, You've loved them,
- 0:11Speaker 1: you can't get enough of them. Well, now we get
- 0:13Speaker 1: to hear from them. It's models.
- 0:16Speaker 2: A model is not just a pretty face on a
- 0:19Speaker 2: pretty body. They're also people and they have a lot
- 0:23Speaker 2: to say about their profession.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Speaking of a lot to say, we gathered five awesome
- 0:30Speaker 3: models and we put them in front of a mic.
- 0:33Speaker 4: Let's hear what went.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Down lights camera post. Let's listen in three.
- 0:40Speaker 5: Two one post. I love doing that test, a little
- 0:45Speaker 5: model test, you know, Yeah.
- 0:50Speaker 2: I love it. I love it.
- 0:51Speaker 6: I love it.
- 0:52Speaker 5: I love it.
- 0:53Speaker 4: Ye should we go around?
- 0:55Speaker 7: Yeah? Sure, Hey, what's up?
- 0:57Speaker 5: I'm Keith Cale, a model, her musician to her magician.
- 1:02Speaker 7: Heck, what do not do? Humanitarian? If you believe it?
- 1:05Speaker 4: The face of freaking Abercrombie.
- 1:07Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah I did.
- 1:09Speaker 5: I'm currently the face of Abercombie and have a stint
- 1:13Speaker 5: at the Magic Castle.
- 1:14Speaker 7: Uh yeah, so I do a lot.
- 1:17Speaker 5: I love modeling and you know, lots of crazy spiritual
- 1:20Speaker 5: journey and I'm excited to finally get in front of
- 1:23Speaker 5: my can still a camera, you know.
- 1:26Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Okay, all right, hi everyone, Hi, I am
- 1:30Speaker 8: Janice Simon's I know.
- 1:32Speaker 6: Who you are.
- 1:33Speaker 4: I know who you are.
- 1:34Speaker 7: We know who you are.
- 1:36Speaker 8: I am famously known as a joints model, elbows, these
- 1:45Speaker 8: lower back.
- 1:46Speaker 7: Oh, we know who you are.
- 1:48Speaker 8: I've been the face of leave Advil.
- 1:52Speaker 2: Yesterday.
- 1:53Speaker 3: Yesterday I was at CBS and I was trying to
- 1:55Speaker 3: get my boyfriend a knee brace, right, and I saw
- 1:59Speaker 3: I saw your chin.
- 2:00Speaker 7: And there's Janis You saw my chin?
- 2:02Speaker 8: Yeah for the knee breeth.
- 2:03Speaker 4: Yeah, I did. It's such a weird ad.
- 2:06Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, for that. They did really want to
- 2:10Speaker 8: sort of focus on the neck muscles because we don't
- 2:12Speaker 8: think I don't know, a lot of knee injuries start
- 2:14Speaker 8: in the neck.
- 2:15Speaker 1: I think I seen that ship too, because it was like,
- 2:17Speaker 1: you wouldn't want this to happen to your knee, and
- 2:20Speaker 1: it just was showing your.
- 2:21Speaker 8: Chin absolutely broken.
- 2:23Speaker 4: It's like a lifestyle ad.
- 2:24Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't want this to happen to
- 2:26Speaker 8: your chin. You don't want this to happen to your knee.
- 2:28Speaker 8: You don't want this to happen to either parts of
- 2:30Speaker 8: your body. The chin is a really good way to
- 2:32Speaker 8: get a close up sort of look of what can
- 2:34Speaker 8: happen to your.
- 2:35Speaker 6: Knee and it's got the lips?
- 2:36Speaker 4: Yeah, incredible, awesome, absolutely incredible.
- 2:40Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember I was.
- 2:41Speaker 5: I actually went to a ride aid the other day
- 2:43Speaker 5: looking for something for my chin actually, and I saw
- 2:47Speaker 5: your knee just on this chin thing, and I thought, well,
- 2:50Speaker 5: that's Janus's knee if I ever seen the knee, you know,
- 2:52Speaker 5: And I was confused, But I understand maybe either trying
- 2:54Speaker 5: to do some sort of backwards marketing thing or you know,
- 2:58Speaker 5: just have fun.
- 2:58Speaker 7: You know, we're all about fun.
- 3:00Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, there is a lot of fun. It's a
- 3:02Speaker 8: lot of subliminal stuff. You know, if you see something
- 3:04Speaker 8: bad that's happened to your knee, you immediately think not
- 3:07Speaker 8: my chin.
- 3:07Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I've never thought that, but yeah, yeah, cool claw.
- 3:13Speaker 1: My name is Declan Bonds. I am a model and
- 3:18Speaker 1: uh also a chef.
- 3:21Speaker 4: Been in the business forever deck, Yeah, I've.
- 3:23Speaker 6: Been around a minute. I love this industry.
- 3:27Speaker 8: You used you incorporated food into your modeling a lot.
- 3:30Speaker 6: All right, Yeah you could say that.
- 3:31Speaker 5: Oh I love Can I give you a little shout out.
- 3:33Speaker 5: I love when you put the sushi on your abs
- 3:35Speaker 5: for that one. Shoot, I thought that was amazing.
- 3:38Speaker 1: Yeah, we kind of revolutionized uh ant acid advertisements for
- 3:43Speaker 1: a long time.
- 3:44Speaker 5: Yeah, because it was like this raw fish is gonna
- 3:47Speaker 5: give you gas.
- 3:49Speaker 4: And then they did tom It said.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Let's go outside in let's see what's going on in there,
- 3:52Speaker 1: and they put all this ship on my ab and
- 3:55Speaker 1: they put all.
- 3:55Speaker 7: This ship as were amazing. How do you even do that?
- 3:59Speaker 6: Like that?
- 3:59Speaker 1: I work hard on my body. My body is my
- 4:01Speaker 1: full time job. I like to say that I am
- 4:03Speaker 1: renting this body and I take care of it. And
- 4:06Speaker 1: that's that's kind of how I feel it from I'm
- 4:09Speaker 1: not seeing it from God, Jesus Christ and a huge
- 4:12Speaker 1: fan of him, and I'm really grateful to have this
- 4:17Speaker 1: body and I'm going to take care of it. The
- 4:19Speaker 1: thing about it, though, is, look, we only get one body.
- 4:26Speaker 6: We only get one body.
- 4:27Speaker 5: I'm talking about Yeah, Okay, you know I love it.
- 4:31Speaker 1: And my cooking show is called that too. You only
- 4:33Speaker 1: get one and it's about. It's a show where I
- 4:36Speaker 1: eat one meal a day and it's about it's about
- 4:40Speaker 1: but it's the biggest meal and it has all the
- 4:41Speaker 1: calories I need for the day. And I talk to
- 4:43Speaker 1: some of the best chefs and they cook me one meal.
- 4:46Speaker 6: Wow.
- 4:46Speaker 5: That's crazy, that's that's fun, that's great, Yeah, incredible. Yeah,
- 4:54Speaker 5: my name is.
- 4:55Speaker 7: Not a co.
- 4:58Speaker 9: Whoa not wow sitting with a lit I be a
- 5:02Speaker 9: boat modeled Oh no.
- 5:09Speaker 2: Now to be clear for the listener, I'm a very
- 5:13Speaker 2: hot twenty five year old woman. I was raised by pirates.
- 5:20Speaker 2: One time we docked on the shore and I stood
- 5:24Speaker 2: outside the boat, you see, and some boat modeling scouts
- 5:28Speaker 2: saw me and they said, would you like to pose
- 5:32Speaker 2: for a couple of shoots.
- 5:33Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I was one time approached by those
- 5:35Speaker 5: boat modeling agencies. They're crazy, they're wild, you know.
- 5:39Speaker 2: They're wild. The boat show circuit is a wild, insane.
- 5:43Speaker 5: Because you have to kind of stand everywhere on the
- 5:45Speaker 5: boat in in front of these giant boats and get
- 5:47Speaker 5: in the water and stuff.
- 5:48Speaker 2: You have to get in a bikini, stand around the boats,
- 5:52Speaker 2: make the boats look all sexy, get the men real
- 5:56Speaker 2: excited to buy a boat, like a.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Human masthead and shit like those like those those mermaids
- 6:02Speaker 1: and stuff from back in the day.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Right, exactly like a mermaid on a boat.
- 6:06Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Like it's crazy, but I hope to get out of
- 6:11Speaker 2: boats and eventually go onto the runway.
- 6:15Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 6:16Speaker 5: Well, it's a different world, you know, because it's not
- 6:18Speaker 5: on water, so it's a little different.
- 6:20Speaker 2: It's different. I throw up on land.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Do you model for boats and pictures and ship or
- 6:25Speaker 1: do you model like on the boats while they're being used.
- 6:28Speaker 2: So it's a lot of live events. So at the dock,
- 6:32Speaker 2: you know how they do car shows. Sure, they're ladies
- 6:37Speaker 2: posed on all the cars. Well, sometimes they bring speed
- 6:40Speaker 2: boats in skippers, kayaks, that sort of thing.
- 6:44Speaker 5: Yet a kayak, Yeah, those new kayaks can move fast
- 6:49Speaker 5: through the water.
- 6:49Speaker 2: They move. You haven't lived until you've been on the
- 6:53Speaker 2: back of a man speeding down an electric kayak.
- 6:58Speaker 6: Wow, I don't mess with that ship.
- 7:03Speaker 4: What's up, motherfuckers? My name is Zebulon.
- 7:06Speaker 3: I'm what's up, motherfuckers? So, yeah, I won America's Got Talent.
- 7:19Speaker 4: For modeling.
- 7:20Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember that season. Yeah, I would not take
- 7:24Speaker 5: his eyes off you.
- 7:26Speaker 4: Yeah. I famously never got on America's Top Model.
- 7:30Speaker 5: Yeah, and that that was your sad story.
- 7:34Speaker 3: And I went to America's Got Talent and I put
- 7:37Speaker 3: it all out there, and you.
- 7:40Speaker 6: Narrowly, narrowly beat those forty dogs who did backflip.
- 7:45Speaker 2: I did love those forty dogs.
- 7:47Speaker 5: I gotta be, I call him. Voted for the Dollars
- 7:51Speaker 5: Humbling Doodles.
- 7:52Speaker 6: They were.
- 7:55Speaker 8: Story that you also appeared on the Voice for a bit,
- 7:57Speaker 8: which I thought was so confusing because known for your looks.
- 8:01Speaker 4: Really no, for sure.
- 8:02Speaker 3: I read an article that was like, just try to
- 8:05Speaker 3: be everywhere all at once. So I tried to get
- 8:08Speaker 3: in every single show and platform that I could, But
- 8:14Speaker 3: I stuck to who I was. So when I went
- 8:15Speaker 3: up to American Idol, when I went up to the Voice,
- 8:17Speaker 3: when I went up to Caesar Milan's Dog Training, I said,
- 8:20Speaker 3: I'm a model and I would let the show do
- 8:24Speaker 3: what they wanted with me. And America's Got Talent stuck.
- 8:26Speaker 5: Yeah, and you know what, I will be honest. You
- 8:29Speaker 5: won America's Got Talent, but you lost the Voice to
- 8:31Speaker 5: the Doodles. They came back with a vengeance in the Voice.
- 8:34Speaker 4: Yeah for sure.
- 8:35Speaker 3: I mean, well the voice. It's hard to win the
- 8:36Speaker 3: Voice if you're not singing.
- 8:38Speaker 2: There seems to be no rules anymore on reality shows.
- 8:42Speaker 1: I'll never forget Blake Shelton's face when he hit that
- 8:45Speaker 1: button when he heard a beautiful rendition of rolling in
- 8:48Speaker 1: the Deep and he turned around and it was forty
- 8:49Speaker 1: dogs doing back cliffs.
- 8:51Speaker 6: That was crazy shit at that point.
- 8:53Speaker 5: How can you not let them win? Sing us all?
- 8:57Speaker 6: That was the best chair turn I ever saw.
- 8:59Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know those dogs, I love them all
- 9:02Speaker 3: a lot. I we got to be close to being
- 9:05Speaker 3: those dogs and the handlers. And we did a Nike
- 9:08Speaker 3: ad after America's Got Talent. It was me and the dogs,
- 9:12Speaker 3: and that's when my little thing I like to call
- 9:14Speaker 3: my career started.
- 9:15Speaker 7: Hmm, wow, that's great.
- 9:18Speaker 5: So we all kind of just got discovered. Is that
- 9:20Speaker 5: kind of how it happened? Because I was kind of
- 9:21Speaker 5: like walking down the street one time I was, I was.
- 9:24Speaker 5: It was after we had to go hunting. We had
- 9:26Speaker 5: to go hunting because the deer population is getting too
- 9:28Speaker 5: big down there in a shreport. So then what happened
- 9:32Speaker 5: was I was, you know, carrying a big old deer
- 9:34Speaker 5: on my back, and this man comes up and says,
- 9:38Speaker 5: you would be a great mantra. Yeah, you would be
- 9:41Speaker 5: a great model. And I said, sir, what the heck,
- 9:45Speaker 5: what's going on? I'm covered in sweating blood and deer,
- 9:48Speaker 5: you know. But he said, come out to LA and
- 9:51Speaker 5: I'll make you famous.
- 9:52Speaker 6: Is that Lee Gaunt?
- 9:53Speaker 7: It's a league gaunt. Yeah, that's incredible. He discovered me.
- 9:57Speaker 7: It was great.
- 9:58Speaker 1: He gonna gave me a couple of my first fucking
- 9:59Speaker 1: break too. He's badass, real.
- 10:02Speaker 4: Bad as people don't realize.
- 10:03Speaker 3: As a model is you need to like break through
- 10:05Speaker 3: a couple of times, like you need to do a
- 10:07Speaker 3: bunch of stuff.
- 10:08Speaker 8: You do.
- 10:09Speaker 2: It comes in waves.
- 10:10Speaker 6: Right.
- 10:10Speaker 8: Well, I actually I started out as a kid. I
- 10:14Speaker 8: was at the park and I fell. I scabbed my
- 10:18Speaker 8: knee right right open, blood gushing. I went down and
- 10:21Speaker 8: I went ah, and someone went stop right there, hold
- 10:25Speaker 8: that pose. And so I started as a kid form niasporn.
- 10:32Speaker 8: Stop right there?
- 10:34Speaker 7: Yeah, Lee?
- 10:35Speaker 1: Did he eventually call for help because it sounds like
- 10:37Speaker 1: you were pretty bad.
- 10:38Speaker 5: I was.
- 10:38Speaker 8: There was Actually I accidentally cut a vein open and
- 10:41Speaker 8: blood would not stop, not stop, would not stop, would
- 10:44Speaker 8: not stop. But they got to get the shot, you
- 10:46Speaker 8: know about that.
- 10:49Speaker 2: Tough you got to hold it for And can I
- 10:51Speaker 2: just say I can kind of see your knees under
- 10:54Speaker 2: the table right now, they're blinding, blinding. They're so shiny.
- 10:59Speaker 2: It's like looking in the sun hitting the rear view mirror.
- 11:03Speaker 6: Of your car.
- 11:04Speaker 8: Right Well, turned out we accidentally put a little bit
- 11:06Speaker 8: too much neosporin on my knees.
- 11:08Speaker 3: Also, that's what they say about neosporting too much, it
- 11:11Speaker 3: gets permanent.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Shine too much.
- 11:14Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, so a bit too much. The knee never
- 11:17Speaker 8: went back to its normal sort of skin tone, just
- 11:20Speaker 8: a blinding shine.
- 11:21Speaker 5: Can I ask you, is there one area that you
- 11:22Speaker 5: won't let them take photos of, like, because it seems
- 11:25Speaker 5: like your joints and everything's open, is there one joint
- 11:28Speaker 5: that you're like, no get away or they refuse to.
- 11:31Speaker 8: You know, h it's actually not a joint. Twist hair.
- 11:36Speaker 8: It's my hair, the hair on my head.
- 11:38Speaker 2: So if they're a photograph and a shoulder, you got
- 11:42Speaker 2: to pull the hair away.
- 11:43Speaker 8: Hairs awaid, it's in my contract.
- 11:44Speaker 5: Yeah, that's crazy because I remember now I'm seeing all
- 11:47Speaker 5: these photos of ear drops and every time I see
- 11:50Speaker 5: your face is there with a bald cap, It's like
- 11:52Speaker 5: they are covered under that bald cap.
- 11:55Speaker 2: It's distracted when you're buying because I do buy those
- 11:58Speaker 2: ear drops for water all the time, and.
- 12:02Speaker 5: I keep like it, which is different from swimmers ear
- 12:05Speaker 5: waters specific that's when.
- 12:08Speaker 3: You don't have enough water in and that happens when
- 12:12Speaker 3: you're on sea so much because you're so used to
- 12:14Speaker 3: so much water.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and so you're because I'm used to being
- 12:19Speaker 2: water logged, and so when I step on land to
- 12:23Speaker 2: do editorial work, I don't have enough water in my
- 12:28Speaker 2: ear and I get all off balance.
- 12:30Speaker 3: To be honest, I didn't know there was like enough
- 12:33Speaker 3: work in boat modeling to like sustain like a lifetime career.
- 12:38Speaker 2: Well there isn't.
- 12:40Speaker 6: Yeah, you did just mention editorial work. I was curious.
- 12:42Speaker 6: I was curious editorial.
- 12:45Speaker 10: Work, editorial work like magazine.
- 12:48Speaker 6: Okay, I'm sure.
- 12:49Speaker 2: You do a lot of this.
- 12:51Speaker 6: I do a lot of that.
- 12:51Speaker 2: We just fashion Michael Cores.
- 12:54Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I just.
- 12:54Speaker 8: Got that you did a collaboration with Red Lobster. Is there?
- 12:58Speaker 5: I did? I did.
- 13:00Speaker 2: They were very attracted to me because I seemed to
- 13:04Speaker 2: fit the aesthetic of the lobsters they're trying to sell.
- 13:08Speaker 5: And I'll say, I hate when ad execs come in
- 13:10Speaker 5: and say they're attracted to me. I hate that they're
- 13:15Speaker 5: always like, God, I'm so fucking turned on by you.
- 13:19Speaker 2: It's it's hard. It's it's hard for everyone. You do,
- 13:22Speaker 2: you find that people treat you differently because of your looks.
- 13:26Speaker 4: Yes, Steve Jobs tried to fuck me.
- 13:28Speaker 6: Okay, oh wow ship.
- 13:35Speaker 4: Wow hap.
- 13:37Speaker 3: Remember the iPod ads came out and it was a
- 13:41Speaker 3: silhouette and dancing.
- 13:42Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that was me.
- 13:44Speaker 4: And the whole time Steve was.
- 13:46Speaker 2: Just shadow bottling trying to get into that.
- 13:48Speaker 3: And I was just dancing and I was just like
- 13:50Speaker 3: living my fucking life like me Zabulon does.
- 13:54Speaker 4: And the whole time I heard Steve utter his breath
- 13:56Speaker 4: going I want to fuck you.
- 13:57Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, that's definitely lost.
- 14:00Speaker 6: That's a terrible story man.
- 14:03Speaker 3: Rather a lot of people go, are you sure he
- 14:06Speaker 3: said that? Like that seems like because I barely heard it.
- 14:10Speaker 4: Barely.
- 14:11Speaker 5: If you heard it, you heard it.
- 14:13Speaker 3: It's like it was so And I did have headphones
- 14:15Speaker 3: in because it was like for the product, but I
- 14:18Speaker 3: swear to god I heard it.
- 14:19Speaker 6: Well.
- 14:19Speaker 5: Yeah, it's tough for me because, like you know, when
- 14:22Speaker 5: I do my magic shows, it's just like they don't
- 14:24Speaker 5: want to make they don't want to see the car disappear.
- 14:26Speaker 7: They want to see my shirt disappear. And it gets
- 14:28Speaker 7: a little old.
- 14:29Speaker 5: Sometimes because like I'm doing magic, you know, I'm here
- 14:33Speaker 5: for the art of the trick.
- 14:36Speaker 2: Do you ever play the magic Castle?
- 14:38Speaker 5: I play the Magic Castle all the time. I love
- 14:40Speaker 5: the Magic Castle, it's so great. All those guys are
- 14:43Speaker 5: so mean to me, but that's all right.
- 14:45Speaker 4: Do you make money being a musician a magician?
- 14:48Speaker 7: I make money being a musician, not a magician.
- 14:51Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so breakdown for me if you don't mind.
- 14:53Speaker 4: Like, is your income from a modeling? Being a musician a.
- 14:59Speaker 7: Does pay well.
- 15:02Speaker 5: I'm the lead model of Amber Coolly. They pay well,
- 15:04Speaker 5: but not as much as my music does. I do
- 15:06Speaker 5: sleep skapes for Spotify and boy so much time. Oh yeah,
- 15:12Speaker 5: model It takes maybe two hours a week.
- 15:14Speaker 7: It's easy, man, for fucking you?
- 15:16Speaker 6: You ever?
- 15:17Speaker 8: Do you ever do events? Bar mitzvahs?
- 15:19Speaker 5: I love bar Mitzvah's, but only for magic. So I'll
- 15:22Speaker 5: do bar mitzvahs for magic, weddings for music, and put
- 15:27Speaker 5: at funeral's modeling only my weddings. Though it's tough because
- 15:31Speaker 5: I do sleep skate so everybody's falling asleep.
- 15:33Speaker 6: How do you model at a funeral? Man?
- 15:34Speaker 7: Oh?
- 15:35Speaker 5: You know when some people want to hot guy crime
- 15:37Speaker 5: for them, you know, so it's contractually in their will.
- 15:40Speaker 4: That contractually in their will.
- 15:42Speaker 7: Well, when you when you do a will, it's a contract.
- 15:44Speaker 5: It's a it's a legal document that takes us contractually.
- 15:48Speaker 5: They put my name in. I have to show up.
- 15:50Speaker 5: They say, I want this guy, Keith Cole crime for me.
- 15:54Speaker 5: So I show up. I shed some tears. Uh, you know,
- 15:57Speaker 5: And it's good.
- 15:58Speaker 7: It's fun. It's good. It's a great way. That's fun,
- 16:00Speaker 7: get back, have you fun. It's a blast.
- 16:03Speaker 8: You ever modeled as a loved one? Like a stand
- 16:06Speaker 8: in sort of as a loved one?
- 16:08Speaker 6: If are so.
- 16:09Speaker 5: You're talking about the funerals, the bot MIT's fuzzh wedding
- 16:12Speaker 5: because I kind of have done it all? You know?
- 16:14Speaker 4: Do you ever believe in doing one thing really good?
- 16:17Speaker 6: No?
- 16:18Speaker 4: So would you.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Say you're an A plus at any of these things?
- 16:21Speaker 2: Or are you sort of hovering it to be?
- 16:23Speaker 5: I mean, who's grading, who's grading? Who's grading? Probably hovering
- 16:28Speaker 5: it a be though, But I feel like an A plus.
- 16:31Speaker 5: I'm giving it a for effort. That's what my mom
- 16:32Speaker 5: always said, A for effort.
- 16:34Speaker 7: You know.
- 16:35Speaker 3: Speaking of moms, you guys parents supportive of your careers.
- 16:38Speaker 7: Yeah, my mom huge fan of me.
- 16:41Speaker 6: She loves my career.
- 16:43Speaker 8: My mom was actually the one who pushed me onto
- 16:45Speaker 8: the ground when I scabbed my knee.
- 16:47Speaker 7: Right open.
- 16:47Speaker 2: But she had an agenda.
- 16:49Speaker 8: She saw that Lee was nearby, and she thought, we
- 16:53Speaker 8: got to get this kid into the injured model space,
- 16:57Speaker 8: injury models.
- 16:58Speaker 4: Which what a what a pioneer of her time? Was
- 17:01Speaker 4: that space her? You really created what it is today.
- 17:06Speaker 2: Did you ever try to get into kid catalog modeling
- 17:10Speaker 2: or did that not work? And then you did injury?
- 17:12Speaker 5: It was just yeah, are you in the kid injured cattle?
- 17:15Speaker 2: No.
- 17:15Speaker 8: I was really drawn to the injuries. I really really was.
- 17:18Speaker 8: And now today I will intentionally injure myself so that
- 17:21Speaker 8: I can really understand the ad that I'm selling. If
- 17:25Speaker 8: I've got a backpin, I will give myself a car accident.
- 17:27Speaker 7: I will.
- 17:28Speaker 4: God, we live in a profession that's spy.
- 17:31Speaker 5: You're a method model, So just a quick question, give
- 17:34Speaker 5: yourself a car.
- 17:35Speaker 8: Accident that was that confusing?
- 17:39Speaker 5: Are you areving in a car? Are you parked in
- 17:41Speaker 5: a car and letting somebody drive into you? Like, what's
- 17:43Speaker 5: the how you're going down that way?
- 17:46Speaker 8: I created sort of a model set that.
- 17:50Speaker 5: Is, oh great, So it's like a mechanical car seat.
- 17:58Speaker 8: You've seen those those commercial the airbags coming out. I'll
- 18:03Speaker 8: do that, but it'll just be me instead of a
- 18:05Speaker 8: sort of robotic that's great.
- 18:06Speaker 5: I gotta ask a question because we're all finances. That
- 18:09Speaker 5: seems extremely expensive to how little money you're probably getting
- 18:13Speaker 5: from being an injury break even. Okay, that's not a
- 18:17Speaker 5: good fu.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great fucking place to be. You're living
- 18:20Speaker 1: exactly how you want, living within your means.
- 18:22Speaker 4: Fuck you money, use for spending.
- 18:25Speaker 2: That's what I always say.
- 18:28Speaker 5: I think a lot of people say that really.
- 18:31Speaker 7: So Yeah, your parents, you guys got your parents fan
- 18:34Speaker 7: of it.
- 18:34Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom's loved it. I was raised by two moms.
- 18:37Speaker 1: They loved they loved me modeling. They always thought I
- 18:41Speaker 1: was the most beautiful fucking kid in the world.
- 18:43Speaker 3: I mean, you are, like the pictures of you as
- 18:45Speaker 3: a baby. It's like a meme now because it's like.
- 18:49Speaker 2: It was, I was, Yeah, some squid word baby.
- 18:53Speaker 1: Yeah, if y'all didn't know that, I'm I'm I am
- 18:55Speaker 1: handsome squidward baby growing up. Yeah, yeah, go todaycare becomes
- 19:03Speaker 1: the teacher. That's the kind of meme. Like, I don't
- 19:05Speaker 1: know if you have you guys seen what's your favorite
- 19:06Speaker 1: handsome squid word baby meme?
- 19:08Speaker 3: You guys are probably the one in the shopping cart
- 19:11Speaker 3: where he's like.
- 19:12Speaker 6: Yeah, totally.
- 19:13Speaker 8: Oh yeah. I like the one where it's it's you
- 19:16Speaker 8: sitting in a movie theater and it says goes to
- 19:19Speaker 8: movies becomes the director.
- 19:21Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a good that's really funny.
- 19:24Speaker 5: That's really funny. It's also great because it's kind of
- 19:27Speaker 5: like a twenty twelve meme.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Yeah, they're a very bad look, Brian, Yeah, they're very dated.
- 19:32Speaker 4: You guys don't like the shopping cart one, where.
- 19:36Speaker 2: I would say, more of a picture.
- 19:38Speaker 5: There's no text or anything, not really of me. That's
- 19:41Speaker 5: just a picture of a baby at a shopping cart.
- 19:43Speaker 2: But yeah, greattheles, No, it is good. Which kind of
- 19:48Speaker 2: work are you doing these?
- 19:49Speaker 1: So I'm mostly modeling. I'm mostly taking print photos and
- 19:54Speaker 1: I'm doing a lot of uh in movie modeling too,
- 19:59Speaker 1: where they hire me to dress a certain way to
- 20:03Speaker 1: be an extra, but I'm a featured extra because I'm
- 20:05Speaker 1: wearing certain clothes that will sell the thing.
- 20:08Speaker 6: And then I'm a chef.
- 20:09Speaker 4: You opened Doulce's show.
- 20:12Speaker 6: I opened Dulce, Yeah, a Dulce.
- 20:13Speaker 1: And then it was the one that Yeah, it was
- 20:15Speaker 1: the one when Dolce and Gabana were on a break.
- 20:18Speaker 6: It was just Dolce.
- 20:20Speaker 5: Oh that's when they did that deal with that ice
- 20:22Speaker 5: cream company and did Doulce de lech.
- 20:24Speaker 1: Yeah, it's when Dolce kind of went off Dolce. They're
- 20:28Speaker 1: they are now classifying it. I was talking to some
- 20:30Speaker 1: fashion historians. They're classifying that as his mental break. But
- 20:33Speaker 1: I was his star for a little bit.
- 20:36Speaker 5: This is what I was so excited to talk about.
- 20:37Speaker 5: I want to talk about the houses.
- 20:38Speaker 7: I want to talk about the business, you.
- 20:40Speaker 5: Know, yeah about because we've all have we all walked,
- 20:43Speaker 5: We've all walked.
- 20:43Speaker 3: I walked for I walked serious motherfuckers, and I walked
- 20:47Speaker 3: for vineyard Vines.
- 20:48Speaker 2: I'm going to keep flying.
- 20:51Speaker 4: What is what is walking for vineyard Vines?
- 20:53Speaker 5: Mean?
- 20:53Speaker 4: Are they at fashion Week in Paris or New York?
- 20:56Speaker 2: There their own fashion week?
- 20:58Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the Port Fashion We they're at.
- 21:01Speaker 10: Peer thirty nine in San Francisco.
- 21:04Speaker 6: Didn't you also walk for Morton Salt?
- 21:06Speaker 2: You walked for Morton Salt?
- 21:08Speaker 3: Or or you walked for Bubba Gump Shrimp in Santa
- 21:11Speaker 3: Monica only.
- 21:12Speaker 2: Yes, Santa Monica only.
- 21:14Speaker 10: Universal City wouldn't have me.
- 21:16Speaker 1: And then I was visiting Baltimore once, visiting one of
- 21:19Speaker 1: my moms over there and you were walking for Old
- 21:22Speaker 1: Bay Seasoning, right, it was that.
- 21:24Speaker 5: Was you know.
- 21:25Speaker 2: I would say I prefer to model for clothes instead
- 21:28Speaker 2: of the seasoning because the Martin Salt girl is a
- 21:34Speaker 2: girl I can put on that outfit.
- 21:36Speaker 10: Sorl Bay is kind of just a box.
- 21:40Speaker 5: Your eyes and all that. Suff Do you have to
- 21:42Speaker 5: be the crustacean on the box? Yes, so I have to.
- 21:45Speaker 10: Be the crab.
- 21:48Speaker 7: You walked you.
- 21:50Speaker 8: I've walked ace ace.
- 21:53Speaker 7: Bandage.
- 21:55Speaker 6: I saw your ace.
- 21:56Speaker 7: I remember that you were covered in band aids on it.
- 21:58Speaker 8: And band rudges, just crutches.
- 22:01Speaker 6: They rint for that, right, sorry rint that.
- 22:08Speaker 5: They cleared out all.
- 22:09Speaker 8: The patients and they understood why they.
- 22:11Speaker 5: Cleared them mouse put them on the walk.
- 22:13Speaker 8: I remember down the roadway we were pushed down on
- 22:16Speaker 8: beds or yeah, I remember that.
- 22:18Speaker 6: That That was incredible.
- 22:19Speaker 2: We love those shows because Cedar Sinai hooks everybody in
- 22:23Speaker 2: the audience up to an ivy.
- 22:26Speaker 6: They literally hooked you up and the swag bag was sick.
- 22:28Speaker 6: I got a fucking MRI machine.
- 22:30Speaker 4: Wait, those are millions of dollars.
- 22:32Speaker 6: Yes, that's sick. Follow the money, guys.
- 22:36Speaker 3: I walked for a halo top and their swag bag
- 22:39Speaker 3: was believe it or not, vegetables.
- 22:43Speaker 6: I don't believe that.
- 22:43Speaker 7: Actually, it's kind of like the ice cream before the
- 22:46Speaker 7: ice cream.
- 22:46Speaker 3: It's just crazy that, let's like talk about it, that
- 22:48Speaker 3: these brands are becoming designers.
- 22:52Speaker 4: In a way, like, yeah, it's crazy.
- 22:54Speaker 3: Like Virgin Airlines has a whole line now of those
- 22:59Speaker 3: vests that flight attendants. Where it's just like a thing
- 23:02Speaker 3: that fashion is exploding into every other motherfucking talk.
- 23:07Speaker 5: Has changed the game, like because now everybody with a
- 23:10Speaker 5: TikTok can become a fashion designer, and every brand wants fashion,
- 23:13Speaker 5: you know, because it's so easy to sell online.
- 23:15Speaker 8: Oh, there's also just objects that are becoming fashion. I
- 23:18Speaker 8: saw just cups.
- 23:20Speaker 10: Yeah, I've lost so many jobs to cups.
- 23:26Speaker 6: Yeah, they're using cups to model stuff now.
- 23:27Speaker 5: And guys, I gotta be honest, this is a little
- 23:29Speaker 5: supposed to me. Ever coming fish almost hired a cup
- 23:33Speaker 5: instead of me.
- 23:34Speaker 7: It was me and this cup named don.
- 23:36Speaker 4: Don How do you put jeans on a cup?
- 23:38Speaker 6: Oh?
- 23:39Speaker 5: They puts This is a big Actually we should put
- 23:42Speaker 5: jeans on a cup, people, and the cup fills it out.
- 23:44Speaker 1: People aren't talking about this and it's driving me crazy. Actually,
- 23:47Speaker 1: in this industry, a lot of our jobs are being
- 23:49Speaker 1: taken by cups, and a lot of people don't know
- 23:51Speaker 1: this ship. And it's actually amazing we have this mouthpiece
- 23:54Speaker 1: because we should fucking talk about this.
- 23:56Speaker 5: Talk about it. Because I told them I wouldn't talk
- 23:59Speaker 5: about it.
- 24:00Speaker 8: A lot of fear that will be you know, pushed
- 24:02Speaker 8: out if we talk about it.
- 24:02Speaker 1: But I think we talk about well, look, cups are cheaper,
- 24:05Speaker 1: cups are smaller.
- 24:07Speaker 6: Cups don't move.
- 24:08Speaker 10: And they don't talk back. There's no labor laws.
- 24:12Speaker 8: Cup really whatever you want it to be.
- 24:14Speaker 1: But let's talk about what cups don't have cups, so
- 24:18Speaker 1: they all have the same shape, and so every piece
- 24:20Speaker 1: of clothing looks exactly the same if you put it
- 24:22Speaker 1: on a cup.
- 24:22Speaker 10: They don't have brists or bottom.
- 24:25Speaker 4: I'll say, cups don't have a social media present.
- 24:28Speaker 8: They're drying well, some of them.
- 24:31Speaker 2: Do you have to.
- 24:33Speaker 4: Watch those cups are liars?
- 24:35Speaker 2: Have you seen that cup that goes on TikTok and
- 24:37Speaker 2: just sort of moves.
- 24:39Speaker 8: Like this, people drink that up?
- 24:43Speaker 7: You guys haven't seen.
- 24:46Speaker 5: Oh, don't even get I got bad news, guys. I
- 24:51Speaker 5: saw a cup the other day They tried to call
- 24:53Speaker 5: in this cup for the shoot and it was supposed
- 24:55Speaker 5: to be my partner in the shop. They added a
- 24:58Speaker 5: little bit of clay to make looked like a had
- 25:00Speaker 5: boobs and ass and discussed it was one of those
- 25:04Speaker 5: tourists joke cups that she could get like Bahama cup.
- 25:08Speaker 3: You know, I bet if you put tits on a
- 25:10Speaker 3: cup you pay her less because now she's a woman.
- 25:14Speaker 4: You ever think about that?
- 25:15Speaker 7: Y'all?
- 25:15Speaker 4: Why don't we talk about it?
- 25:16Speaker 7: Yeah, let's okay, let's.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Say, okay, okay, So now when we talk about cup sexism,
- 25:20Speaker 1: let's talk.
- 25:21Speaker 3: About fucking cups sexism and how women cups don't get
- 25:25Speaker 3: the same amount of money as man.
- 25:27Speaker 6: No cups get any money their cups.
- 25:29Speaker 5: Yeah, well no, I will say though, I heard this
- 25:32Speaker 5: story where there was a man shaped cup, cup that
- 25:37Speaker 5: looked presented itself like a.
- 25:39Speaker 6: Man and coffee.
- 25:44Speaker 5: He got paid a coffee, but then a cup that
- 25:47Speaker 5: presented itself with a woman didn't get any coffee.
- 25:49Speaker 6: And it's interesting.
- 25:51Speaker 3: I was gonna walk Victoria's Secret for Christmas Eve this year,
- 25:55Speaker 3: the Christmas Show.
- 25:56Speaker 5: The Christmas Show, and then what happened?
- 26:00Speaker 4: So I'm walking in I'm.
- 26:01Speaker 7: Walking in the Shadow.
- 26:02Speaker 6: By the way, it's a Victoria's Secrets CEO. Ebenezer screwed for.
- 26:07Speaker 7: Making those models work our Christmas leave.
- 26:10Speaker 3: It's his secret and he keeps it. But so we
- 26:15Speaker 3: have Coldplay playing. It's me Tyra Banks is coming back
- 26:18Speaker 3: to walk to Coldplay and Coldplay plays on the side.
- 26:22Speaker 4: They did last year.
- 26:23Speaker 6: I freaking loved Tyra Man. She's one of my she
- 26:25Speaker 6: I know from back in the day.
- 26:26Speaker 4: She's just incredible. I'll tell you this.
- 26:29Speaker 3: She loves working with cups and I.
- 26:33Speaker 4: Was like, how do you do it?
- 26:34Speaker 3: Because they want one of the cups to wear the
- 26:36Speaker 3: wings where the Victoria's Secret wings.
- 26:38Speaker 4: And I was like, how do you work with these?
- 26:41Speaker 2: That's so rude. The industry will take you on Twisti's
- 26:44Speaker 2: attorneys all day long. I would love to know where
- 26:48Speaker 2: everybody how that first job was for you guys? What
- 26:54Speaker 2: was that first job?
- 26:55Speaker 8: Like, well, I was seven, as I said, my first oh,
- 27:00Speaker 8: you know, neosporin bleeding, gushing. I do think I blacked
- 27:05Speaker 8: out for a bit of it because I.
- 27:07Speaker 5: What was your second job then? Because I'm interested how
- 27:09Speaker 5: it jumped from that first job?
- 27:10Speaker 3: You get It's true, was it the same need how
- 27:13Speaker 3: did you ride that momentum?
- 27:14Speaker 8: Well, okay, the next job was actually sort of a
- 27:17Speaker 8: collaboration between party hats for kids' birthdays, Uh huh and
- 27:22Speaker 8: splinters for kid's birthdays, kids birthday?
- 27:25Speaker 4: So was it a brand collab?
- 27:27Speaker 8: Brand collab?
- 27:28Speaker 4: Now?
- 27:28Speaker 7: I got a question.
- 27:29Speaker 5: Was splinters behind the thing they wanted there? Trying to
- 27:31Speaker 5: sell splinters or it was a company that was trying
- 27:34Speaker 5: to get rid of splinters?
- 27:35Speaker 8: No, sell splinters.
- 27:36Speaker 2: So this is a pro splinters company.
- 27:41Speaker 1: I thought you had I thought you had integrity. That's
- 27:43Speaker 1: like not a cool company to work for.
- 27:45Speaker 8: It. I was a kid, you know, I was just
- 27:47Speaker 8: sort of entering the industry under my mom's wing.
- 27:50Speaker 1: Yeah, but that actually isn't cool to me because splinter's
- 27:52Speaker 1: hurt and splinters hurt a lot of people in this world.
- 27:54Speaker 1: And so it's like, you got to be so conscious.
- 27:57Speaker 1: And I don't want to call you out right now,
- 27:59Speaker 1: but I do think that was.
- 28:00Speaker 8: I've got my shadows. Okay, I've got my shadows.
- 28:02Speaker 1: We all got our demons. I mean, I definitely I
- 28:04Speaker 1: I worked for I worked for germs for a little bit.
- 28:08Speaker 3: Okay, let's talk about brands we modeled for that we
- 28:11Speaker 3: wish we didn't. That's good because splinters is a big one.
- 28:15Speaker 3: I respect that though you were in the beginning of
- 28:16Speaker 3: your career, and.
- 28:17Speaker 8: I got to be honest. I want to say the
- 28:18Speaker 8: truth that I want to. I don't want to keep
- 28:20Speaker 8: that in the shadows anymore. I'm trying to move forward.
- 28:21Speaker 8: That's why I've like really dedicated my life to ointments.
- 28:25Speaker 4: And it's relief. That's great for you.
- 28:29Speaker 3: I modeled once for lies, Lies, Lies, lies.
- 28:35Speaker 4: You said you did germs.
- 28:36Speaker 6: I did germs. It sucks.
- 28:38Speaker 4: It's a it's a it's a yucky part of our industry.
- 28:40Speaker 5: Remember that photo because it's it was just you going no,
- 28:43Speaker 5: but with a smirk.
- 28:45Speaker 4: Yeah, and then deceit wanted me and I said no.
- 28:47Speaker 1: I'll never forget to add for that. It's yeah, no
- 28:50Speaker 1: with a smirk, and then like lies spread them.
- 28:54Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 28:54Speaker 4: It just felt yucky.
- 28:55Speaker 3: And the government paid for those, so yeah, loves big lies.
- 29:00Speaker 2: I regret. I regret modeling for the Royal Caribbean cruise
- 29:06Speaker 2: that everyone with COVID was stuck on for two months.
- 29:09Speaker 7: Yeahs on that boat.
- 29:12Speaker 2: I was on that boat and I was doing a
- 29:14Speaker 2: sort of influencer model thing where I would take pictures
- 29:19Speaker 2: on the boat, blast them out to social media and
- 29:22Speaker 2: say you should get on the boat. We were picking
- 29:25Speaker 2: people up at every stop. COVID a blaze.
- 29:28Speaker 5: How do they freaking play something like that. That's insane
- 29:31Speaker 5: picking people up? How do you drop them off?
- 29:33Speaker 4: It's like a taxi cruise ship.
- 29:35Speaker 2: It was a taxi cruise ship. You had to hail
- 29:38Speaker 2: it from wherever you were in the Bahamas.
- 29:41Speaker 4: Or sane tourism buses they're hop on, hop off.
- 29:44Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, cruise.
- 29:47Speaker 8: It was a top cell.
- 29:48Speaker 2: But I think they're not trying to do that anymore.
- 29:52Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 29:52Speaker 5: I did the photo shoot one time for North Korea.
- 29:55Speaker 4: Now, mad dude, where were your reps at the time?
- 30:00Speaker 7: Could not find them?
- 30:02Speaker 10: So you didn't have them or they were gone, Oh I.
- 30:05Speaker 4: Couldn't find them, or you lost them in the mall.
- 30:08Speaker 7: Yeah, we were at we were at the airport. This
- 30:10Speaker 7: is basically what happened. We were at the airport, we
- 30:12Speaker 7: got separated. I don't have a phone.
- 30:14Speaker 5: They used They used the phone for me, and I
- 30:16Speaker 5: couldn't find them, and I couldn't find where.
- 30:19Speaker 7: The fuck I was supposed to go. So I'm wandering terminals.
- 30:22Speaker 5: All of a sudden, I end up on this plane
- 30:24Speaker 5: and next thing I know, I'm sure, I'm doing an
- 30:26Speaker 5: ad campaign for North Korea Nike and it was bad.
- 30:30Speaker 8: What were you doing in the what did the what
- 30:32Speaker 8: was the visual of you?
- 30:33Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 30:33Speaker 5: The visual was me modeling looking really hot, wearing a
- 30:36Speaker 5: bunch of very specific North Korean clothing and saying Kim
- 30:40Speaker 5: Jong un is the leader.
- 30:42Speaker 7: Of the free world.
- 30:43Speaker 6: This was pretty recent.
- 30:44Speaker 7: Then very recent. It was about a month ago or two.
- 30:48Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you can't lose your reps like you.
- 30:52Speaker 5: I found them. Luckily, we found them a couple of
- 30:54Speaker 5: weeks later, so it was about I found him like
- 30:57Speaker 5: last week.
- 30:58Speaker 6: Dang ship.
- 30:59Speaker 5: Yeah, they came in my apartment is like, where have
- 31:01Speaker 5: you been?
- 31:01Speaker 7: And I went, where have you been?
- 31:03Speaker 6: You know?
- 31:06Speaker 7: My wraps are a mess.
- 31:07Speaker 1: You said something that really resonated with me, and that's
- 31:11Speaker 1: something I want to talk about you. You mentioned that
- 31:16Speaker 1: you know, you had to go look hot for something,
- 31:18Speaker 1: and I was wondering if you guys have misconceptions about
- 31:21Speaker 1: models that resonate with you, that you hate people. I
- 31:25Speaker 1: feel like people see us we're fucking beautiful and ship
- 31:27Speaker 1: and everyone like says stuff about us, and I hate
- 31:30Speaker 1: that ship and I want to know if there's stuff
- 31:32Speaker 1: you want to say here now, Like I'm not this
- 31:35Speaker 1: like stuffing the models as blank. You go first, Okay,
- 31:41Speaker 1: well I just said I just said it. Stop thinking
- 31:44Speaker 1: models as blank. We're not empty, We're.
- 31:50Speaker 7: Okay.
- 31:52Speaker 1: I just don't like, we got a lot going on,
- 31:54Speaker 1: and we have problems and we have things that we
- 31:55Speaker 1: deal with, and we actually have a lot of interesting,
- 31:58Speaker 1: like I know, really long math problems and like I
- 32:01Speaker 1: have a lot of stuff like that that.
- 32:02Speaker 7: Like what's the longest math problem?
- 32:04Speaker 6: You know, it's probably eighty five words.
- 32:06Speaker 4: That's so long.
- 32:08Speaker 5: It's Oh, so it's like a situation.
- 32:12Speaker 2: It's a train leaves from Dallas four thirty five.
- 32:15Speaker 5: It's like Jonathan has five apples.
- 32:18Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 32:18Speaker 7: I guess you could just do a lot of filler
- 32:19Speaker 7: words in that.
- 32:20Speaker 6: No, but all the words are used in mine.
- 32:23Speaker 7: Every word is important.
- 32:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:24Speaker 6: Yeah, So there's.
- 32:27Speaker 10: Less of the nouns and names and such.
- 32:31Speaker 1: And you wouldn't think I knew that kind of ship
- 32:32Speaker 1: just from looking at right, that I knew an eighty
- 32:34Speaker 1: five long word math story, Like you wouldn't know that.
- 32:37Speaker 1: So I want like people to know that we have
- 32:40Speaker 1: problems and we have things going on with ourselves and
- 32:42Speaker 1: we have like there's ship that we're doing and we're
- 32:46Speaker 1: up to that is different, and it's we're not just
- 32:48Speaker 1: a pretty face and we're not meat.
- 32:50Speaker 6: What about you?
- 32:50Speaker 7: Is there anything you want people to know that you're not?
- 32:53Speaker 8: You know, or that I am? Maybe I want people
- 32:56Speaker 8: to know that we bleed, You know that we break you.
- 33:05Speaker 10: Like nobody I've ever seen people believe it.
- 33:07Speaker 3: You think that you have a room in your house
- 33:09Speaker 3: where you force yourself to bleed.
- 33:11Speaker 4: I think I think we know.
- 33:15Speaker 5: Some of the photos that you take are disgusting. They
- 33:18Speaker 5: remind me of the back of cigarette cans.
- 33:21Speaker 6: But you're getting that I remembers.
- 33:24Speaker 3: But also I think with you specifically, I think I
- 33:28Speaker 3: need to know that.
- 33:29Speaker 4: You heal, Yeah, because I don't know that about you.
- 33:32Speaker 4: I only see you sick, My girl, hard to hear,
- 33:34Speaker 4: my girl. I I really.
- 33:37Speaker 3: I I you are so powerful and I think I
- 33:41Speaker 3: only see ads of you weak, and I just like
- 33:44Speaker 3: seeing you here today. It's just like I just want
- 33:46Speaker 3: you to know that, like you're a good person, you.
- 33:51Speaker 8: Know, thank you, thank you for saying that. Uh, it
- 33:55Speaker 8: is hard to let myself, let myself heal, let myself myself,
- 34:00Speaker 8: I couldn't imagine.
- 34:01Speaker 6: Does it work?
- 34:02Speaker 4: It's being sick.
- 34:04Speaker 8: Yeah, it's all about Yeah, it's all about me being sick.
- 34:06Speaker 8: So the second I heal, who am I? You know?
- 34:09Speaker 8: The second I don't have something to put a humidifier on?
- 34:13Speaker 8: What am I?
- 34:14Speaker 7: Can? I go out on?
- 34:15Speaker 5: Lim It feels like you got deeper wounds than physical wounds.
- 34:18Speaker 5: Maybe some of if your mom is pushing you over
- 34:20Speaker 5: at seven, you got some deeper wound.
- 34:22Speaker 2: Did anybody hurt you?
- 34:24Speaker 6: Well?
- 34:24Speaker 7: I think she said that earlier.
- 34:26Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, can you say it's again?
- 34:28Speaker 2: I don't have enough water in my.
- 34:30Speaker 3: Ears, but I get it. It's like, if you don't
- 34:37Speaker 3: have your wounds, who are you? I feel that way
- 34:38Speaker 3: about my feet, about your feet, Yeah, I don't know,
- 34:42Speaker 3: Like if I didn't have my feet, like, I don't
- 34:45Speaker 3: know if i'd get booked as a model.
- 34:46Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
- 34:46Speaker 4: My feet are gorgeous.
- 34:48Speaker 8: I didn't realize you were so feet heavy.
- 34:50Speaker 3: I just mean it's like some people have their tits,
- 34:52Speaker 3: some people have their eyes, some people have.
- 34:54Speaker 4: Their cheekbones, and you got huge feet and.
- 34:56Speaker 3: My feet are gorgeous and a lot of people book
- 34:58Speaker 3: me on that stuff. I mean, I did my of
- 35:00Speaker 3: course beach Line recently.
- 35:01Speaker 2: And I knews.
- 35:03Speaker 3: Yeah, and I knew it was because it was I
- 35:05Speaker 3: walked and I closed the show, and I knew it
- 35:07Speaker 3: was because my my toes are gorgeous?
- 35:08Speaker 4: Can I?
- 35:10Speaker 2: I was walking through a Payless shoe store source Payless
- 35:15Speaker 2: shoe source the other day.
- 35:18Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not a store, it's a source. Let's make
- 35:21Speaker 6: it clear.
- 35:22Speaker 10: There's something they do something.
- 35:24Speaker 1: No, it's no, You're correct, and I want to make
- 35:26Speaker 1: sure everyone knows it's not a store, it's a source.
- 35:29Speaker 2: Because that's where you source the shoes.
- 35:32Speaker 4: Sure.
- 35:33Speaker 2: I saw a picture of a woman's shoe.
- 35:38Speaker 10: It was a crock and it looks like that would
- 35:41Speaker 10: be your foot.
- 35:42Speaker 4: Is that your foot? Well?
- 35:44Speaker 3: I ever since winning that's probably my foot if it's
- 35:48Speaker 3: an old ad.
- 35:48Speaker 4: Ever since winning America's Got Talent.
- 35:51Speaker 3: I I'm like a full body model now.
- 35:54Speaker 4: I just know that.
- 35:55Speaker 3: I was just like saying that, like my goods are
- 35:58Speaker 3: my feet, and I want people to know that I
- 36:00Speaker 3: am not just my feet, you know what I mean?
- 36:02Speaker 4: And those feet were me, but that was pre personality me.
- 36:05Speaker 3: When I want America's Got Talent, I met with c
- 36:08Speaker 3: AA and they said, let's add a personality, and I said,
- 36:10Speaker 3: fuck yeah, let's change my name from Cindy to Zebulon.
- 36:13Speaker 7: That's a personality.
- 36:14Speaker 8: That's a personality. Yeah, yeah, what do you think like
- 36:16Speaker 8: the tagline of your personality would be?
- 36:20Speaker 4: Well, there was a couple of drafts.
- 36:21Speaker 3: We had a couple of different ghost writers come in,
- 36:23Speaker 3: but the one we landed on, I think Dane Cook
- 36:26Speaker 3: wrote it, and awesome, Dane.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Cook, your personality, his ship, his ship focks me up
- 36:34Speaker 1: when he does.
- 36:36Speaker 6: And he's still going by the way, he's still at
- 36:38Speaker 6: laugh Factory all the time.
- 36:39Speaker 4: But he wrote my personality.
- 36:41Speaker 3: I think it's something like, uh, he wrote something like
- 36:44Speaker 3: messy girl doesn't realize she's messy.
- 36:47Speaker 4: God, her tits are so good and her feet are
- 36:49Speaker 4: so pretty.
- 36:49Speaker 5: That does sound like something Dane Cook would write, too, Yeah, kind.
- 36:52Speaker 2: Of like a poem.
- 36:53Speaker 1: Yeah, because I actually I saw the rough drafts of that,
- 36:56Speaker 1: because I know the people who are working on your tackline,
- 36:58Speaker 1: they were working on my tagline.
- 37:00Speaker 6: Didn't know Efron write a really good one.
- 37:01Speaker 10: For wait No writes wonderful personality.
- 37:07Speaker 3: She wrote a great personality, but we we just had
- 37:11Speaker 3: to pass. It was just like too much Manhattan in
- 37:14Speaker 3: the Fall and then Marvel did a draft.
- 37:17Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I remember the studio wrote it together.
- 37:20Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but I'm really thankful we have Dang Cook
- 37:24Speaker 3: writing my personality.
- 37:25Speaker 4: Who writes your personality? My guy?
- 37:27Speaker 1: My personality was written by uh Rowan Atkinson. You might
- 37:32Speaker 1: know him as mister Bean. Yeah.
- 37:35Speaker 5: Now he's funny though. Yeah, he's like Dang Cook but English.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we wanted you know, I'm I'm mostly a
- 37:42Speaker 1: physical presence over a verbal presence, so we wanted someone
- 37:46Speaker 1: who masters kind of physical finess.
- 37:49Speaker 7: So it was your personality.
- 37:51Speaker 6: Then my personality is whoop crash, boom bang.
- 37:55Speaker 4: You don't leave with that at all.
- 37:58Speaker 8: I didn't get that.
- 37:59Speaker 1: I just got it. So I'm trying to memorize it.
- 38:03Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to get into it, like
- 38:05Speaker 1: this is probably the last.
- 38:06Speaker 6: Time you'll see Declan bond like this.
- 38:08Speaker 10: The next time stealing workshops.
- 38:11Speaker 2: It's in previews.
- 38:12Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 38:13Speaker 1: They want me to kind of fall into all the
- 38:14Speaker 1: pans and shit on the Cooking Show, and I'm just
- 38:17Speaker 1: too graceful right now.
- 38:18Speaker 3: Do you ever get your personality slides like a night
- 38:20Speaker 3: before like a party, and you're like, fuck, I don't
- 38:22Speaker 3: want to memorize.
- 38:23Speaker 1: These all the time. I'm always like, send me my
- 38:26Speaker 1: personality at least two days before I need to do it.
- 38:28Speaker 1: I don't have time to do overnight personality shifts.
- 38:32Speaker 2: It's tough because I don't have the budget to hire
- 38:34Speaker 2: a big name personality ghost writer. So my father, Davy
- 38:39Speaker 2: Jones my personality.
- 38:42Speaker 10: He's not bad at it.
- 38:44Speaker 3: I think you should get like a young woman to
- 38:46Speaker 3: write your personality.
- 38:47Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking, because I'm noticing there's a besmatch.
- 38:52Speaker 2: A lot of people want to book me, and then
- 38:54Speaker 2: they get confused. They say, there's an old man pirate
- 38:58Speaker 2: in this room, where where is he? And then they
- 39:02Speaker 2: think they're hallucinating and run the room.
- 39:06Speaker 4: And then I don't.
- 39:07Speaker 7: Right, that's right, right?
- 39:10Speaker 8: Who wrote your personality?
- 39:11Speaker 7: I don't have one?
- 39:13Speaker 6: Yeah, who wrote your personality?
- 39:16Speaker 8: The cast of Eminem's Oh wow, Eminem's the candy, the
- 39:23Speaker 8: cast of them, so not the voice actors, the actual
- 39:26Speaker 8: fictional characters, right, the whole team. She's got cracks on
- 39:37Speaker 8: the surface, just like us, thin shell just.
- 39:41Speaker 7: Like so when you present your personality, you're saying just
- 39:45Speaker 7: like us.
- 39:49Speaker 8: That sounds like, well this is how they is what
- 39:51Speaker 8: I received? Okay, sweet on the inside just like us.
- 39:56Speaker 4: That's an incredible bio.
- 39:57Speaker 6: I do see that for you.
- 39:58Speaker 7: Yeah, you're definitely sweet, wearing it all.
- 40:00Speaker 8: Cracks and all.
- 40:01Speaker 2: You have so much inner life and emotional pain. Do
- 40:06Speaker 2: you ever think about making the jump to the silver screen?
- 40:09Speaker 7: I will say, just bring up you have so much
- 40:11Speaker 7: inner life.
- 40:13Speaker 8: So much you're.
- 40:19Speaker 7: It's like nobody grew or not.
- 40:21Speaker 5: It's like person.
- 40:25Speaker 2: And you have them. And somehow.
- 40:28Speaker 1: It's incredible because Walt's all full of inner life, just like.
- 40:33Speaker 5: It's like you're active, but I could tell that you're feeling.
- 40:36Speaker 8: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Have I thought about
- 40:41Speaker 8: jumping to the silver screen every night. I hope we
- 40:44Speaker 8: should pray and make a dream on a on a
- 40:47Speaker 8: silver star up in the sky, and I beg for it.
- 40:50Speaker 5: I feel like Chicago, m D or one of those
- 40:52Speaker 5: medical shows would be perfect for you.
- 40:54Speaker 3: We should go around and say what we want to
- 40:56Speaker 3: do next, like what what what your dream is?
- 40:58Speaker 4: Do you want to do? You want to like switch
- 41:00Speaker 4: to cinema?
- 41:01Speaker 8: Yeah, I want to be every hospitalized cast member on
- 41:05Speaker 8: every show. I'm so ready, thank you saying that.
- 41:08Speaker 2: You can do this in Miami tomorrow.
- 41:11Speaker 8: I am dying to play a woman with a migraine.
- 41:15Speaker 7: Wow Wow, Yeah.
- 41:17Speaker 4: Wow dude, that's incredible.
- 41:18Speaker 1: Yeah, talk about inner life. That would be perfect for you, because.
- 41:21Speaker 5: That's because that's a lot. A lot of migraines are
- 41:24Speaker 5: just selling the inner life. It doesn't really sell it.
- 41:27Speaker 5: If you say I have a migraine, you kind of
- 41:29Speaker 5: have to go right and rub your head.
- 41:32Speaker 6: That's just for real.
- 41:33Speaker 3: Yeah, what about you, mister musician magic guy?
- 41:35Speaker 5: Well yeah, so those are going steady. I love my work,
- 41:39Speaker 5: I love my creativity. Maybe next time I think I
- 41:41Speaker 5: want to maybe get into maybe do a food truck
- 41:44Speaker 5: or something like that.
- 41:45Speaker 8: That.
- 41:45Speaker 7: Oh let me know, man, Yeah.
- 41:47Speaker 6: I got a lot of cooking connects.
- 41:48Speaker 7: Yeah, well, do you have a truck?
- 41:51Speaker 6: I know it seems like.
- 41:53Speaker 4: You just want to drive a truck.
- 41:54Speaker 7: Yeah, mostly, Okay, I would. I would love the idea
- 41:57Speaker 7: of driving a food truck around. That sounds so fun.
- 42:00Speaker 5: You get to see the city and maybe I haven't
- 42:03Speaker 5: explored La much, but I'm into it. You know, you
- 42:06Speaker 5: gotta go wherever you want and serve people food.
- 42:08Speaker 6: You just go where the day takes you.
- 42:10Speaker 7: I just go wherever the wind crawls, you know.
- 42:13Speaker 8: Never heard that.
- 42:14Speaker 5: Yeah, So but luckily I met this kid, Nathan, he
- 42:17Speaker 5: just had his bar mitzvah and he said, my daddy
- 42:20Speaker 5: also owns a food truck. Maybe I could hook you
- 42:22Speaker 5: up to drive it and that would be fow.
- 42:24Speaker 7: Yeah. So yeah, I'm just jumping around having fun, having fun.
- 42:29Speaker 3: Wow for me, I really I'll be vulnerable Debilon gets
- 42:34Speaker 3: vulnerable hashtag. I'll say, I really want to settle down
- 42:38Speaker 3: and get married.
- 42:40Speaker 7: Wow, you have somebody, it's hard.
- 42:42Speaker 3: In our lifestyle, it just feels really easy to date
- 42:45Speaker 3: and just hook up culture and just because you're from
- 42:48Speaker 3: city to city.
- 42:49Speaker 4: I really want to settle down.
- 42:51Speaker 6: I don't.
- 42:51Speaker 4: I haven't really dated anybody.
- 42:52Speaker 2: To be careful though, because when you put on the
- 42:54Speaker 2: wedding dress, sometimes scouts come out from the bushes and
- 42:58Speaker 2: then you get into the wedding dress circuit.
- 43:01Speaker 7: And you don't want to follow on that.
- 43:03Speaker 4: You know, I wouldn't want to do that.
- 43:04Speaker 5: And I will say it's tough because like just to
- 43:06Speaker 5: jump off because I really want to hear this, but
- 43:08Speaker 5: it's toughing them off because we fucked so much.
- 43:10Speaker 4: We can't stop fucking, you know.
- 43:12Speaker 8: I mean, you know, I haven't really tapped into the fucking.
- 43:16Speaker 8: I'm totally sure what it is about my mom.
- 43:19Speaker 7: You gotta jump in.
- 43:21Speaker 8: No, I'm not so all of you. You're all getting
- 43:23Speaker 8: your all fucking.
- 43:24Speaker 7: Everywhere I go.
- 43:25Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so great. I mean, you got it. Set
- 43:29Speaker 5: you up if you like, Yeah, totally. I got my
- 43:32Speaker 5: booking agent if you want to talk to them booking agent.
- 43:35Speaker 3: I still get emails to this day from Steve Jobs
- 43:37Speaker 3: and he wants to fuck me.
- 43:39Speaker 5: That's a lawsuit.
- 43:40Speaker 7: That's a lawsuit.
- 43:41Speaker 10: And he said, beyond degree.
- 43:43Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 43:44Speaker 4: I'm still getting them. I'll show it to you.
- 43:45Speaker 3: It's Steve Jobs at gmail dot com and I get
- 43:47Speaker 3: him every day.
- 43:48Speaker 5: He's an Apple guy. So maybe that's the wrong guy.
- 43:50Speaker 5: Maybe you've been.
- 43:52Speaker 4: It's got to be him. I can't be here anyway.
- 43:55Speaker 4: What about you?
- 43:56Speaker 7: What's next for you?
- 43:57Speaker 2: Well, I you know, I'd like to stop modeling for
- 44:03Speaker 2: men who buy boats. I want to get out of
- 44:07Speaker 2: it because there's a common misconception that sailors have when
- 44:11Speaker 2: I'm modeling for boats is they think that I come
- 44:14Speaker 2: with the boat. So they buy the boat and they go,
- 44:17Speaker 2: where's the pretty lady? And then they get all angry
- 44:20Speaker 2: and they write emails, and then the modeling agency comes
- 44:23Speaker 2: back to me and they say, hey, you got to
- 44:26Speaker 2: stop acting like you're part of the boat. So I
- 44:30Speaker 2: don't want to.
- 44:31Speaker 5: Be in that anymore.
- 44:32Speaker 10: I want to model for Pottery Barn Teine.
- 44:35Speaker 2: Because PVT PPT, what about you wants to switch to.
- 44:40Speaker 7: PBT and they're just making pottery for teens? Is that
- 44:44Speaker 7: the idea furniture?
- 44:46Speaker 6: So it's furniture for tea.
- 44:50Speaker 4: It's like lavender bunk beds stunning.
- 44:53Speaker 5: Wow, that's crazy beautiful.
- 44:55Speaker 2: It's like Pottery Barn for adults. But this they sell
- 44:58Speaker 2: the bedspreads. Because my age range is still around sixteen.
- 45:03Speaker 2: I think I could do it.
- 45:05Speaker 4: Well, you gotta get your personality written by somebody else.
- 45:08Speaker 5: Yeah, I love writing.
- 45:11Speaker 2: Do you want it? Could we put our heads together
- 45:14Speaker 2: after this?
- 45:15Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 45:15Speaker 10: Come up with a new personality for me?
- 45:17Speaker 6: Absolutely? Absolutely?
- 45:20Speaker 4: How you get you a vocal coach and maybe just
- 45:22Speaker 4: drop that voice altogether?
- 45:25Speaker 6: I love.
- 45:25Speaker 1: It's all love, though, it's all love.
- 45:28Speaker 6: It it's all love. No, no, it's all love. It's
- 45:33Speaker 6: all love. It's all love.
- 45:34Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I mean, we all have our art, you
- 45:36Speaker 4: know what.
- 45:37Speaker 6: It's all love. It's a tough injury. It's all love.
- 45:38Speaker 7: It's all love.
- 45:40Speaker 1: Well, I want to get into arts and crafts. I
- 45:43Speaker 1: want to get into drawing. I love to come check
- 45:46Speaker 1: it out. I think that's big for me.
- 45:48Speaker 5: Drawing under my bunk bed. I have a desk where
- 45:51Speaker 5: I do that.
- 45:52Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, arts and crafts mostly drawing. To me, drawing
- 45:56Speaker 1: is my favorite art and craft, art and craft. Yeah,
- 45:58Speaker 1: I'm really excited.
- 45:59Speaker 5: I just kind of want to do by yourself.
- 46:01Speaker 1: You want to get I realize I do everything for
- 46:03Speaker 1: other people, Like I realized my body has always been
- 46:05Speaker 1: for other people. I've always been something I give myself away.
- 46:10Speaker 1: And at the end of the day, if I give
- 46:11Speaker 1: myself away, who am I am?
- 46:12Speaker 6: Nothing?
- 46:13Speaker 1: So you know, I am looking into that. I'm looking
- 46:18Speaker 1: into like what am I? And who am I? And
- 46:20Speaker 1: like what do I like for myself? And it's drawing.
- 46:23Speaker 1: And I've been drawing a lot of stuff.
- 46:25Speaker 7: What do you drawing? Mostly you like pictures of anime.
- 46:28Speaker 6: Illustrations of math problems. I'm memorized. Mostly are you draw you?
- 46:33Speaker 5: Are you drawing the idea of the It's like an image.
- 46:36Speaker 1: I'm drawing like Carlos with four apples, David with six apples,
- 46:41Speaker 1: you know, Michelle with nine apples.
- 46:43Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you.
- 46:44Speaker 5: Should get into kid math books. You would love that stuff, wonderful.
- 46:49Speaker 6: That sounds fucking sick. Yeah. Absolutely.
- 46:51Speaker 1: Oh and my cooking show too. We're doing twelve seasons.
- 46:53Speaker 1: We've already agreed to it.
- 46:55Speaker 7: Oh what network is that?
- 46:56Speaker 6: Uh? It is on ABC.
- 47:01Speaker 2: Wow.
- 47:02Speaker 7: Wow, she's not even really a model anymore.
- 47:06Speaker 1: A day that's a big bank theory, right, yeah, and
- 47:08Speaker 1: then big bank theory turns out is on CBS, and so.
- 47:13Speaker 5: That was such a message and he went through.
- 47:15Speaker 6: Yeah, put it on a big bank.
- 47:21Speaker 5: That guy.
- 47:21Speaker 6: That guy got fucking fired. He didn't know his own
- 47:24Speaker 6: fucking slate, that loser. Yeah, my god.
- 47:27Speaker 2: Well, it's been such a great time.
- 47:29Speaker 6: Talking great absolutely, and I just oh.
- 47:33Speaker 10: No, is she having an angerism over there?
- 47:38Speaker 5: How much inner life life inside me?
- 47:40Speaker 6: Gorgeous?
- 47:41Speaker 4: Look how gorgeous.
- 47:44Speaker 6: She's selling it.
- 47:45Speaker 7: We got to get her in The.
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