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When is an Extremist Not an Extremist? · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: When is an extremist not an extremist. It's one more thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm strong, and.
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  Speaker 2: So here's some dessert to tease you with. I got
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  Speaker 2: four jokes that I thought were funny. I came across
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  Speaker 2: there's a joke site on Reddit, and I just scrolled
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  Speaker 2: through and picked four jokes I thought were funny. So wait,
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  Speaker 2: some funnies coming up.
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  Speaker 1: I heard a really funny dirty joke the other day
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  Speaker 1: which has been very very well received on the golf course.
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  Speaker 1: But now, dirt's way too dirty. Two dirty? Oh, come
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  Speaker 1: on pod, if you tell it right, it's it's way
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  Speaker 1: too dirty. The dirtier it is, the funnier it is.
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  Speaker 1: But it's the podcast. Yeah, sorry, just no.
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  Speaker 2: Who would be offended to women or druids or I'm
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  Speaker 2: not sure who'd be offended?
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  Speaker 1: Uh it is Uh, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Just very graphic. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I would say anybody who's not like a marine or
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  Speaker 1: a longshoreman or a prostitute. Joke.
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  Speaker 2: I believe we've all engaged in marital activities, so it's
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  Speaker 2: not like, not like this, you haven't. You don't know that, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I won't tell the joke. There's nothing you can
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  Speaker 1: say to change my mind. If perhaps you play golf
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  Speaker 1: with me at some future date, you will hear this joke.
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  Speaker 1: Ask me, Hey, what's that joke you cann't tell?
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell it to you, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, it has to do with a guy who goes
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  Speaker 1: to hell. But that's all you're gonna hear, all right,
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  Speaker 1: that's not.
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  Speaker 2: It's terrible. I do have you know what? You ought
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  Speaker 2: to make a separate podcast. Joe's too dirty for you joke.
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  Speaker 2: Don't listen to it if you're at all offended, and
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  Speaker 2: we'll just make that a standalone podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want. I don't want the verbiage that's necessary
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  Speaker 1: to make the joke work. Part of my brand, part
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  Speaker 1: of my professional brand. I have a thing.
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  Speaker 2: You don't build it. You don't want people to know
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  Speaker 2: who you really are? Is that what you're saying. That's
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  Speaker 2: not the way to put it. You didn't write the joke, yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 2: And you could afterwards say I do not approve. I
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  Speaker 2: think it's disgusting, and if I if I had my way,
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  Speaker 2: i'd be illegal to tell. And I thought tooth and
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  Speaker 2: nail to not tell it, but they made me do
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  Speaker 2: it exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I'm too strong for that. Sorry, iron Will so.
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  Speaker 2: Hanson says, the look on your face is that you
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  Speaker 2: want to tell the joke.
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  Speaker 1: Getting Yeah, I'm getting that same look speaking of who
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  Speaker 1: I really am. But I will resist that temptation. That
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  Speaker 1: is that is my greatest strength, resisting temptation.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to do a standalone podcast though, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: where it's fully the full of warnings, everybody knows exactly
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  Speaker 2: what they're getting into.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, no, I just don't. I don't. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: that to be out there.
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  Speaker 2: Should we just do my four jokes and then end
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  Speaker 2: this thing? I think that might be enough for today.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, okay, no, no, jeez, you're full of crappy
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  Speaker 1: ideas today.
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  Speaker 2: I won't have it.
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  Speaker 1: No, this won't take terribly long. Then we can get
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  Speaker 1: back to the jokes. So our freedom loving quote of
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  Speaker 1: the day today, which is one of the things we
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  Speaker 1: do in the second segment of the show. At the
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  Speaker 1: very beginning, it was from Well, that was the interesting part.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody had emailed it in and attributed it to some
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  Speaker 1: one of your great thinkers or writers. And this is
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  Speaker 1: off the top of my head, but you cannot comply
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  Speaker 1: yourself out of tyranny. And I thought Wow, that's really
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  Speaker 1: good little saying that you cannot go around and go
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  Speaker 1: along with tyranny and submit to it and hope it
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  Speaker 1: goes away. It won't gets worse and I pardon me,
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  Speaker 1: it gets worse always. Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely so yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I was taking around to figure out who actually
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  Speaker 1: said it originally and who knows. It might be a
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  Speaker 1: very old saying, but the best I could come up
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  Speaker 1: with was it was from a speech that Christine Anderson
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  Speaker 1: gave before the European Parliament and she unleashed a screed
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  Speaker 1: and this was right in the middle of it, and
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  Speaker 1: we'll play it for you. That I thought was absolutely great.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was going to joke, she's my new hero.
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  Speaker 1: I hope she's not a Nazi. And then because the Germans,
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  Speaker 1: if you come across a very conservative German, you don't
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  Speaker 1: know like what group they're adjacent to Nazi Germany, especially
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  Speaker 1: in Eastern Germany anyway, But sure enough this woman is
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  Speaker 1: branded by your lefties as a like anti Islamist and
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  Speaker 1: a bigot because she has been rather harshly critical of
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  Speaker 1: the EU and Germany's immigration policies, which now even mainstreamers
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  Speaker 1: are saying, yeah, we do have some serious issues in
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  Speaker 1: our countries now. And my introduction of the podcast was
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  Speaker 1: when it is an extremist, not an extremist. And I
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  Speaker 1: absolutely I don't know enough about her to embrace all
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  Speaker 1: her of her views or whatever. But when she's right,
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  Speaker 1: she's right. And so this is Christine Anderson. Will lets
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  Speaker 1: you figure it out for yourself. Fire away, Michael first,
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  Speaker 1: clim boring.
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  Speaker 3: The people and all the peoples around the world, for
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  Speaker 3: God's sake, stop giving your democratically elected governments the benefit
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  Speaker 3: of the doubt. They are not deserving of that, they
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  Speaker 3: are not Stop rationalizing whatever your government is doing. Try
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  Speaker 3: stop rationalizing and come up with some good intentions. They
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  Speaker 3: have no good intentions. Never, as I said before, in
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  Speaker 3: the entire history of mankind, there has never been a
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  Speaker 3: political elite concerned about the well being of regular people.
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  Speaker 3: And it isn't any different now. Why should it stop
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  Speaker 3: giving them the benefit of the doubt? Because I can
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  Speaker 3: tell you cannot comply your way out of a tyranny.
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  Speaker 3: It is impossible. Trying to do so, you will only
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  Speaker 3: feed a gigantic alligator in the hopes of being eaten last.
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  Speaker 3: But guess what your turn will come? And then you
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  Speaker 3: will be the one swallowed up.
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  Speaker 1: Again.
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  Speaker 2: Really good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if there are things in her
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  Speaker 1: past or present that people would find abhorrent. And again,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not hitching my wagon to her horse. But that
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  Speaker 1: speech was straight out of the mouth of Thomas Paine. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: Patrick Henry right, there's a little more next clip.
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  Speaker 3: I also have to ask the people and your silence
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  Speaker 3: speak up for God's sake. Stop complying, start rebelling. They're
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  Speaker 3: out to get you if you do not resist.
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  Speaker 1: That's straight out of Joe Getty's mouth. When you're being
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  Speaker 1: forced to say that a grown ass intact man is
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  Speaker 1: a woman. Stop complying, start rebelling. I thought that was good.
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  Speaker 1: Any comment, Jack, or we'll sinishop.
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  Speaker 2: I concur one more clip.
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  Speaker 3: I would also urge you to stop voting for those
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  Speaker 3: who inflict this psychological abuse on you, who mock you
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  Speaker 3: for their own good. In order to deal with this
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  Speaker 3: unfree world. To defy this unfree world, I have decided
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  Speaker 3: to become so absolutely free that my very existence is
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  Speaker 3: an act of rebellion.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what we all need to do. It takes
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  Speaker 2: some educating because I remember when I was a young man,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how old I was when I thought
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  Speaker 2: this stupid thought, and I'm embarrassed to say it out loud,
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  Speaker 2: but I remember when I thought that anything that was
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  Speaker 2: government was going to do good because they didn't have
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  Speaker 2: any profit motive. So uh so, yeah, you could, you
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  Speaker 2: could put your trust in them because they weren't they
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  Speaker 2: weren't out to make money, right, Yeah, that's it's. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: it's it's sadly naive, you know, with a little distance
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  Speaker 2: and experience. Yeah, but it's very, very commonly held. There's
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  Speaker 2: no reason to be ashamed of it. That that's the scam. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 2: it's always been this. I know plenty of grown ass
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  Speaker 2: people to use your expression. Who still believe that? And
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  Speaker 2: how you believe that when you get older, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: And your silence speak up, stop complying, start rebelling. Amen
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  Speaker 1: to that, sister.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the four jokes I grabbed off the internet. Don't
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  Speaker 2: blame me if they're not funny, even though I picked
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  Speaker 2: them out first. One might only be funny in print.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I'll know in a minute. Doctor. I think
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  Speaker 2: you should avoid anything eating anything fatty, patient like what
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  Speaker 2: pizzas Hamburger's no fatty don't eat it at all. Good
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  Speaker 2: fat joke.
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  Speaker 1: There's a comma there, yeah, exactly, and straight out to
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  Speaker 1: eat shoots and leaves.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it his situation is everything? Yeah, nine one one?
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  Speaker 2: What's your emergency? High officers? So I slept from midnight
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  Speaker 2: to five pm? Okay, what's the problem? Exactly? Here's my
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  Speaker 2: mom tell her that that's funny to me because my
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  Speaker 2: teenager would definitely fit in that one.
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  Speaker 3: That joke.
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  Speaker 2: I slept from midnight to five pm. Exactly. Here's my
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  Speaker 2: mom tell her it's not a problem. Uh is there
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  Speaker 2: sex after death? That's up to the corner. That's a
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  Speaker 2: good one. Wow, what it is not a good one? Wow?
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  Speaker 2: I like how you just tried to freeze right by
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  Speaker 2: that joke.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a quick corpse fan joke for you all. Hope
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  Speaker 1: you enjoy it.
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  Speaker 2: What's the matter with you?
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  Speaker 1: This is why I decide which jokes I will tell
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  Speaker 1: and will not tell, because you cannot be trusted.
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  Speaker 2: If my sandwiched that in there to try to hide it, yea,
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  Speaker 2: I tried to slip. If Jack can tell this joke, Joe,
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  Speaker 2: you can certainly tell the one that you know you
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to do right? Nice, try and then I
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  Speaker 2: thought this joke was funny. My wife left me because
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  Speaker 2: she said I'm in If I get it wrong, it's
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  Speaker 2: going to be a ruined here. My wife left me
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  Speaker 2: because she said I'm too insecure. Oh never mind, she's back.
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  Speaker 2: She just went to pee. That's clever. Yeah, that's good
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  Speaker 2: right there, that's clever. Four good jokes from the Internet.
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  Speaker 2: That's how we'll end.
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  Speaker 1: Four jokes from the Internet.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I guess that's it.