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Crew Love ft. KB, Nick & Smokes | Son of a Boy Dad #143 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: I should I probably shouldn't do this podcast. This is
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  Speaker 4: flap City all right, let me know, good to go.
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  Speaker 4: But Kyle, you can really eat that for real? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you're right. No, no, no, no, not even I'm not
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  Speaker 4: even busting your balls. You could eat that. I want
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  Speaker 4: you to be hydrated. I want your brain to be Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: a Boy Dad.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, welcome back. Take a Son of a Boy Dad podcasts.
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  Speaker 5: It is Monday, October? What is that twenty third?
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  Speaker 4: What is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 5: It is me, little sass. Let's talk about stand up
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  Speaker 5: in airlines. On the way over, I was like, we
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  Speaker 5: need to stop this fucking Delta miles talk. We need
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  Speaker 5: to cut this ship the fuck out.
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  Speaker 4: It's not only not relatable to the audience, it's not
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  Speaker 4: relatable to me. Yeah one of us. So few people
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  Speaker 4: that it applies to.
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  Speaker 5: It's literally as me, Sassin frances sitting in the corner.
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  Speaker 5: You try to infiltrate every group. It's Sassin Francis, your milestone.
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  Speaker 5: But no one ever said that's a topic, Tommy, Sassin Francis.
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  Speaker 4: I'm wearing this hat.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, man, listen, I could say that every day,
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  Speaker 5: but sick dude, for the listeners, I am wearing a
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  Speaker 5: hat a little.
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  Speaker 4: Treat for everybody watching. I think Bent Brimm is your
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  Speaker 4: best go to as far as fuck ability. Yeah, certainly
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  Speaker 4: not flat.
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  Speaker 5: Is it raising your eyebrows? It looks like you've got
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  Speaker 5: like botox eyebrows, like they're really fierce. Or also in
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  Speaker 5: the middle, it looks like you got plucked up a little.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, did you know?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, your eyebrows they look done well. We did do
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  Speaker 5: a video the other day where they were painted on.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, get a little bit more like to them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so you know they done? Thank you is good or
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  Speaker 4: it's good thank you? Yeah, I'm just going to keep
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  Speaker 4: this hat on.
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  Speaker 5: A little A stick on the car a term of
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  Speaker 5: endearment that game that you fuck a lot fu stick. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 5: not that much we have. But that's like the humil
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  Speaker 5: part of there is the episode came out of you
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  Speaker 5: with your dating show. Yes, did you fuck the winner?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not commenting about anything.
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  Speaker 4: You would say. I'm not commenting on anything.
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  Speaker 6: About anything, especially because two women one That's what I
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  Speaker 6: was asking. I you know, I had all six before, during,
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  Speaker 6: and after. Oh narrative, I'm going nice.
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  Speaker 4: Girl, seriously, seriously, a really really nice girl.
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  Speaker 1: So we didn't know we had a. We had Tommy
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  Speaker 1: Smokes on today. You're probably wondering, where's a little sass
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  Speaker 1: family emergency. Unfortunately that's his his stuff to tell. But
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  Speaker 1: we're thinking of a little sass absolutely as I start
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  Speaker 1: off the show making fun of him.
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  Speaker 4: But that's how we're thinking of him. You're right, that's thought.
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  Speaker 4: That's how comm comedians communicate with one another. That's their
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  Speaker 4: love language.
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  Speaker 5: A man has two deaths, his first real one and
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  Speaker 5: then when people stopped talking about him, when.
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  Speaker 4: He's last mentioned on the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when he's last exalted on the podcast, Tommy for yourself, Dude.
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  Speaker 4: There you go, got a boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that.
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  Speaker 4: Nicer, just unhugging yourself.
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  Speaker 1: We were just over at Frances's apartment doing a We
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  Speaker 1: were shooting a nice It was like a game night
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  Speaker 1: type of thing.
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  Speaker 4: We'd love to have you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. You'll back to the curtain.
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  Speaker 5: I get you're really exposing how this we've been found out.
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  Speaker 5: Wait until people find out we're not friends'll.
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  Speaker 4: Be fucking brutal.
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  Speaker 1: Wait didn't you guys, didn't the four of you guys
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  Speaker 1: go out for a little friendship dinner last night?
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  Speaker 4: Not Tommy for you guys. No, Tommy.
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  Speaker 5: Resh and Masha's there. We did invite you, so don't
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  Speaker 5: play what you're But that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: I want to know how it was, what it was like,
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  Speaker 4: What was your guys? Where'd you go? Fish?
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  Speaker 5: Fish Mark, Fish, marsh Mark? Always you were fasting? You
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  Speaker 5: ate right after? Sound like, Oh, I had a weird experience.
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  Speaker 4: With Kyle before we got the fish market, and I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Weirded out by it, all right, judge, honestly, don't let
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  Speaker 5: him sway you either way. Let me tell the story,
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  Speaker 5: no bias. We're on a crowded subway car on the
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  Speaker 5: two headed downtown, very crowded. Kyle's right next to me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm looking at him. He's looking like he has his
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  Speaker 5: head down as well, and then I just see him.
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't know. I'm watching him take out his hand
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  Speaker 4: towards me and goes like this to my gut, and
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  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, what the was that? He goes, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: you saw that. I didn't know he was looking. That's
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  Speaker 4: all I knew you were looking. You know, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: have done that.
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  Speaker 2: But what is that?
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  Speaker 5: I was doing a little finger gun why to a stomach? Yes,
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  Speaker 5: it was more towards your knees.
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  Speaker 4: Why were you doing like?
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  Speaker 5: It's like it wasn't It's not a thing we do.
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  Speaker 5: And I caught him doing it. It was one of
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  Speaker 5: those crowded subways. Can't move a muscle, can't flinch, can't
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  Speaker 5: open that.
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  Speaker 4: She was like, less room to do finger guns, Like
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  Speaker 4: that's like I gotta do and I'm bored.
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  Speaker 1: That's a luxury activity, is shooting off a favorite And
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  Speaker 1: I knew here's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: I knew it would rattle him to his core. And
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  Speaker 4: look what it did. No, you said, you know, you
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  Speaker 4: didn't know I was going to see it. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: that I took the risk. And but why did you
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  Speaker 4: do it? I wanted to do it. I felt good.
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  Speaker 4: Why you haven't told me why? I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe it's a sensation about his guts And I wasn't
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  Speaker 7: even aiming at his guts. I was just doing a
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  Speaker 7: finger gun on his lower body. I was like, this
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  Speaker 7: is kind of fun. It feels good. It's like freeing.
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  Speaker 7: That's that's the reward I got. The ward was the
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  Speaker 7: process is the risk being you finding out? And I
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  Speaker 7: knew if you found out, you would get rattled to
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  Speaker 7: your you looked up, and we're like, and I was like,
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  Speaker 7: I said, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: He hated it?
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  Speaker 5: And you said you weren't supposed to see that. I
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't have done that if I didn't know you were looking.
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  Speaker 5: That's our twenty of the fast.
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  Speaker 4: So your brain is really firing.
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  Speaker 1: Also, it seems almost if you're pointed like lower bodies,
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  Speaker 1: like sexual almost like pointed out as like like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we pointing out my dick.
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  Speaker 4: No, it was more like your knees. The only he
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  Speaker 4: was pointing at my dick. The only thing he said
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  Speaker 4: when he walked off the train, he just goes like
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  Speaker 4: shockingly easy. Yeah that's what you said? What said that
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  Speaker 4: was shockingly easy? What was he crazy? Shut him up?
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  Speaker 4: Not the train ride. We were like, yeah, i've been
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  Speaker 4: I've been kind of weird it out since. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: what the fuck? What don't that's like, Oh, that's odd behavior.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's more of a sign of aliens than UFOs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: thank you. If I did that to a stranger, yeah
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  Speaker 4: that's that's weird. I think it's more just as normal
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  Speaker 4: to do to a stranger as to do to your
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  Speaker 4: close buddy.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, that is like ribbing your boys what if
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  Speaker 5: that hand base coach signals you guys, if I do
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  Speaker 5: it to you, you know I'm kidding. No, we were
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  Speaker 5: all very confused.
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  Speaker 4: You know what's gay? That song stitches by Sewn Mendez? Oh,
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  Speaker 4: I kind of like that song. Say the lyrics, I'll
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  Speaker 4: watch you've uh uh and without your what I'm without
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  Speaker 4: your kisses?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think about think about eating stitches without Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: Oh it is soft. That's so soft. I think go
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  Speaker 5: into the e R get sewed up kisses and kisses
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  Speaker 5: gay kisses. Yeah, he is the gayest way to say it.
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  Speaker 4: Who does that not me?
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  Speaker 5: He made that sound like it was common nomenclature. Kisses
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  Speaker 5: gets thrown around here and there.
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  Speaker 4: Single it is nice, Like what's the song like my kiss?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I never heard that the best way to kiss My
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  Speaker 4: kiss is a badass way to say it. But kisses
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  Speaker 4: like I need your kisses.
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  Speaker 5: Is a little bit soft, and if you don't get them,
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  Speaker 5: you're going to be in the hospital flesh.
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  Speaker 4: He's going to rip open. Yeah, he'll be fucking split wide.
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  Speaker 4: That's I think a tough spot for Mendez to be.
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  Speaker 4: And we left me he was o G gay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: there was never a doubt no, no, but he was
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  Speaker 4: bearded from the rip. Yeah he was that. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 4: was the beard. Help, No, he's the Caribbean ass. Help
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  Speaker 4: I'll talk.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, fake girlfriend, fake girlfriend, But yeah, the Caribbean
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  Speaker 5: ass was the beard.
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  Speaker 4: That's okay? Who was it?
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  Speaker 5: Abelo? And then wasn't there another one? Has he double Latina?
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  Speaker 5: Is he a Selena Gomez guy?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, I think he might be though. There's
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  Speaker 5: that video of him dropping a coconut in his driveway
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  Speaker 5: so funny. Yeah, he's too many groceries.
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  Speaker 4: For all his groceries.
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  Speaker 5: The paparazzi catches it was a bit no candid, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: candid dropping a coconut.
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  Speaker 4: No, it was rolling down his driveway. Good question, Shawn
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  Speaker 4: Mendes or Charlie Pooth? What do you mean? Do we
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  Speaker 4: like more?
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  Speaker 5: I like Charlie Charlie Pooth's eyebrow slit, So I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: go with Charlie Pooth.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm so strongly. And Mendez is candid too.
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  Speaker 5: I I watched old Shawn Mendez YouTube covers before he
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  Speaker 5: was finished singer. Yeah, he's a better singer Sweater he
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  Speaker 5: is such a good cover of Sweater. Brother.
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  Speaker 4: I this is gonna be bad. But I've met both
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  Speaker 4: of them, and I found Seawn Mendez so much more likable.
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  Speaker 4: Bragging on pussy, Yeah he was lying.
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  Speaker 9: Talked about this. No, I you mean he bragged on
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  Speaker 9: pussy to bet the Backtory boys. I had to have
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  Speaker 9: had more pussy than he could dream.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were, I was.
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  Speaker 1: It was we were six sed up in a circle,
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  Speaker 1: me Pooth and four Backstreet boys, which one was Kevin.
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  Speaker 5: What's the context that year was this seventeen? Yeah, Kevin
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  Speaker 5: wasn't there with the right. No, it could have been
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  Speaker 5: Brian Show.
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  Speaker 1: They're they're going to battle against each other, and he
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  Speaker 1: was talking. He was bragging hard on puss to the
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  Speaker 1: back to the Backstreet boys. He was like, the girl
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  Speaker 1: who I was with last night is so hot, which
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  Speaker 1: is like no nuance to it, Like, no, that's a
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  Speaker 1: good as it was just like she was so fucking hot.
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  Speaker 1: Like I wish you guys could have seen her. Was
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  Speaker 1: kind of his Nick Carter. You would have gotten so
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  Speaker 1: hard if you saw her. Man Nick hard, he's like
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  Speaker 1: achieving that. How do you fully enjoy it?
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  Speaker 4: For him? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So I think that it's like, uh, there's got to
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  Speaker 1: be a word from it, comedic kinetic book. Something value
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  Speaker 1: where it's like a value of you value it because
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  Speaker 1: someone else values it. It's not your own values, but
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  Speaker 1: it's like you want, Oh, that's the only thing I
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  Speaker 1: value how other people feel. That's where I find myself worth.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have sex with girls for myself. It's for
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  Speaker 1: other people.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, we know, Yeah, I show them the feeling
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  Speaker 4: that's total.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, you're notoriously I mean I think that was glossed
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  Speaker 1: over in your dating show video. But when you talked
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  Speaker 1: about how you don't like blow jobs, that's been covered
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  Speaker 1: a lot of not greazy do cover that a lot.
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  Speaker 1: It's been talked about a lot.
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  Speaker 5: That's gonna get you in some hot water down the road.
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  Speaker 5: I'm worried that, Yeah, one day a girl.
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  Speaker 4: Will be like.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people probably think it's a ploy. So
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  Speaker 5: girls are like, you just haven't gotten one from me,
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  Speaker 5: right right, it's not that, But I'm afraid of that happening.
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  Speaker 5: And then and then all I'm doing is getting fucking
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  Speaker 5: blow jobs, the best ones of all the yeah, the
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  Speaker 5: crazy best ones, living fucking hell. But then but like
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  Speaker 5: the girl, one of the girls even in the video,
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  Speaker 5: like there it was a great bit of editing by
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  Speaker 5: Zuopie who edited it. It like jumps to her like
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  Speaker 5: like laughing, like burst out laughing that like she can't
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  Speaker 5: believe it, Like she's charmed by the fact that you
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  Speaker 5: don't like blow jobs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess it's just my way. Everything you do
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  Speaker 4: is a win. It's like saying I like hamburgers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's like that. It's a lot like that.
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  Speaker 5: But I love cheeseburgers. Yeah, yeah, that's what. I'd rather
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  Speaker 5: eat a cheeseburger than a hamburger. If I have to
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: eat a hamburger. Fine, you know, cheeseburger in the scenario
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  Speaker 5: means man, I know, plus these like onion rings or something.
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  Speaker 4: Explain the round. Oh yeah, oh yeah, say friend for us.
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  Speaker 4: But I get like I think, or even better, like
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  Speaker 4: I'm not crazy about hamburgers.
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  Speaker 5: Right, I'm not eat a hamburger, but you're not happy
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  Speaker 5: about it. You'll never pick out a hamburg when a
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  Speaker 5: cheeseburger is right there next to it. Correct, correct, correct, correct,
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  Speaker 5: and the cheeseburger is But would you rather go hungry
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  Speaker 5: or have a hamburger? In nothing else, I'd rather have
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  Speaker 5: the hamburger. Okay, I'm doing it. Out of necessity to live.
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  Speaker 5: If you don't eat this hamburger, you'll die.
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  Speaker 4: Well, what's beating off when you get home? Because I
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  Speaker 4: think that's one of the things too, that's like morellistic
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  Speaker 4: beating off, and then you got to clean up afterwards. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we got your own dick at home. Gross. That's freaking gross.
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  Speaker 5: I make my dinner in the shower at home. Oh man,
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  Speaker 5: you a shower Jao guy? Yeah, purely out of uh
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  Speaker 5: clean out efficiency. I just like having a roommate. I
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  Speaker 5: feel rude about it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you've probably got another year, another year and a
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  Speaker 1: half left of what a roommate?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? How old are you? Twenty seven?
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, I stopped at twenty seven. My my lease
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  Speaker 5: is up in what month? Is at least up in July.
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  Speaker 5: We're thinking one more year after that, so a year
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  Speaker 5: and a half.
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  Speaker 4: I like what I say, year and a half. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I like having a roommate. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it.
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  Speaker 4: I get lonely sometimes, man.
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  Speaker 10: I know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think I would like every time in your
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  Speaker 5: every time you're in Chicago. I'm trying to get you
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  Speaker 5: to stay with me. Yeah, well, I mean I just
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  Speaker 5: get in late. But I would know I would. I
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  Speaker 5: think we also watch a move and get a pizza. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: let's do that one, Chess, Let's do that one.
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  Speaker 4: It would save a lot of money for barstool too.
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  Speaker 5: I've pitched that behind Tommy's back to whom a big cat.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, listening, take a fly out here. But
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  Speaker 5: if we don't need to get the hotel, like I've
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  Speaker 5: told Tommy a million times, you can stay with But
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  Speaker 5: the issue is, like, we do the bracket at three
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  Speaker 5: on Tuesday, so I can't land and I can't get
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  Speaker 5: till like eleven. I want to get to you till
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  Speaker 5: like eleven. What this is boring for the audience, But
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  Speaker 5: we'll do a movie in a pizza.
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  Speaker 10: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I see you. I see you once
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  Speaker 5: a week.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna see them. You see them the most,
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: and I see you the most.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: Of the Chicago people and New York. The New York people,
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: they say, what I mean, it's like a massive crossover. Yeah,
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: but every week, you know, it's an hour. It's a
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: fucking hour. Two hours.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm us our dinners I do to fish Market.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: You guys get fish fish Market. No, I don't like fish.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: You're a bit You're the biggest fish guy. I know
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: that's what always draws me to fish Market, But I
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: know it's not every time. What are you getting for dinner?
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: I'm getting the bronze, fol bronze.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: You know. I live next to a Michelin starfish restaurant Chicago.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: They bring you out the whole thing, and they guess
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: the eyes are what everybody wants. They say they're the
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: best fish eyes in the country.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: The eyes are really good. And also the cheek is
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: I saw I saw you do a cool move at
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Le Bernard Den.
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  Speaker 5: Was that you?
• 18:31
  Speaker 14: Uh?
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: You only order things you've never had, and so you
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: you got it, and we're like, what is that you said?
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know. That's the exact opposite of what I do,
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: And yeah, that's how you should live. Try try and
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: try something if you know the place is good. That's
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: crazy to me. Still, I kind of like that. Imagine
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: blowing the nicest meal you'll have in a long time.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: But to be fair, everything at Le Bernard I probably
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: never had. That's no steak, but steak is safe. That's
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: safe if it's try something new because you know it's
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: gonna be good. No, because you could just fundamentally not
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: like the taste. It's like going to a diner's Drives
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: and Dies restaurant getting what guy had on the show.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: I would do that. That's why I say that's good. Yeah,
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: that's good. That's what I always do.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: But that's the opposite of getting something that you've never
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: known or seen before.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: No, I disagree.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: It's like you're go like, yeah, if I'm going to
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: you know, Mookchees's Meatball or you know, Blueplate Diner, I
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: guess would be a better example in Salt Lake City,
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: and it's like, oh, I could get whatever fucking eggs
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: and say, but oh, he got a special breakfast burrito
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: with something you go for, what they're known for. Yeah,
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: I'd say that, or just like something completely that I've
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: just never seen on a menu before. Yeah, because how
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: do you know? If you don't? If you do, if
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: you've never tried bout Dan Blanc sausages, you know what
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: I mean? Could be delightful because I ever seen the
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: movie twenty eight days later, no Killian Murphy. Yeah, twenty
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: pull out your phone twenty eight weeks later, and I
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: want you to tell me the cast of the young
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: boy in that movie? What is the real actor's name is?
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: It's gonna knock your socks off, ron, Why don't you
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: go ahead? Go to the cast the young boy? What's
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: his name?
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: I found it? Emojin Poots. No, no, no, wait, we're
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: just gonna go over Emogen Poots.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: Emogin Poots. There's a ridiculous name. This is the craziest
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: cast list of names ever, of real actors names.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, say it. Macintosh, muggled in, Macintosh, Muggleton.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Are you seeing this? I know I don't wait, IMDb,
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: what the fuck are you talking about? In between on
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: either side of Roseburn is, Emogen Poots and Macintosh muggled
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: and I founding Beans.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Beans Belawie plays, Yeah, you have to Day's beans. Yeah
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: we got emogent Pots, Beans, Belawi and Macintosh. That overshadow
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: that I Drius Elba is an absurd if he wasn't
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: as famous as he is, that's an absurd name. I
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: mean even Garfield Morgan's standard by By that's the most
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: normal name in there.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Pip Henderson weird name. Roderick Culvert, weird name, Trician Tate,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Tristan Phillip Bullcock.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Phil Bullcock.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, twenty eight weeks later man Tristan taste and Tates fun.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: They definitely cast this movie blind. Yes, they didn't.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Fucking they didn't check what anybody's acting skills were like,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: because none of.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Those people have been in any other movies.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Lasco Atkins was, remember you got to have a weird name,
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: the weirdest fucking Stewart McCrory, Sharma, Eunice Hotheart.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Brendan Gleeston is the dude from in Bruges and he
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: was awesome. He's a great act Is he a big
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: part of this movie? Somebody just d m me a
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: photo of that little boy with the caption Macintosh Muggleton
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: underneath and it made my day.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: So thank you for that guy. But that cast list
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: versus Battle against any cast list funny great cast Yeah,
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: that's incredible, like some China movie.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah those are all goofy watch pulling up. Yeah, let's see,
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: like Google move crazy Richard.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no no no. Actual do they
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: have Holly like a Hollywood? They movies, they have they
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: have movies.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: They must have a Hollywood, but it's probably not as
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: big as Bollywood or what's the other one?
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: I love that it's the same naming convention that you
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: would call like your white friend that acted black. Yeah,
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: I guess what should we call this Bombay Hollywood? I
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: guess Bollywood? What should we call this white guy.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: That acts like same exact convention? Oh my god? That
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: is uh. It truly is beautiful. But what's the other
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: one in uh? In India? Well, India is Bollywood. But
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: what they are are are wasn't Bollywood? It was it
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: was it was there.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: I thought it was their other I found a Chinese movie.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Shallinn's Soccer. Shallon Soccer is one of my favorite movies. Okay,
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: it's the Shallon Monster soccer. They're so good at kicking
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: the ball. I I don't know if I can watch
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: the clips of shall Soccer.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: You can if anyone is equipped to verbalize these Chinese
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: names as you.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely to try to admit.
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: Of of a vowel in the middle, because there is
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: none in this name. But m hmm, man tat.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: That that beats twenty eight weeks later all wrong? Yeah, yeah,
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: I mean these are probably just John Smith's. Yeah, great
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: is the John of China. I'm still buying in though
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: it still it's still it tickles a funny bone in me. Yeah,
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: it feels damn good name.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: You think they laugh when I see like John Smith, No,
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: l like don't they don't know how to say it true?
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: But muggles like what was it? Macintosh Muggleton, McIntosh Muggleton.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: I think tickles a Chinese person's funny bone. I don't
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: know if it does they that's we know that that's
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: not how names usually sound. They might not know that.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, oh, that's normal, And then like John Smith,
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: maybe McIntosh Muggleton is like the John Smith of England.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: That could be any British person. That could be McIntosh.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: We werend we met a lot of macintosh.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: I didn't get their surname, but yeah, yeah, yeah, I
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: think that that's definitely probably. I think a literation, though,
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: is a key to a fun name to say Marvel
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: does it like jang zie something like.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: That, like x X something like that from all right pick.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Dude, I missed it more every fucking day. Yeah, I've
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: two of his biography. I have two copies.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: How do you have to?
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, I just didn't put out too but not two
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: biographies is a crazy cool movie.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Stuff I missed. Yeah, people really do it. There's multiple
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: biographies on like every historical figure, probably including xx.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, two autobiographies autos except I missed.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah you missed personally by yourself.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: God damn, dude, we're fucking I don't know if you
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: guys know this, but in New York, we don't really
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: work on Fridays.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: I was here for three years, so Tommy's Tommy is
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: the one that does Tommy's is not on Monday to
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: you don't do Monday to Wednesdays. Yeah, I'm only Thursday Friday. Yeah,
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: it's sweet. How many people come in on Fridays.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: It's it's more than you would think. You're damn near
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: prohibited from working on Fridays. It's not. I mean they
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: were here as of two months ago. We came in.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm saying, like you've seen it. I never saw
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: you there, Yes you did, dude. I would come on
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: you Friday's, any Fridays sometimes, Okay, okay, oh wait, you.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Have a fucking are you about to be back for
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: any Friday tomorrow?
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Any Friday is not in every Friday thing. Oh, it's
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: just when it's special. Yeah, we just wanted specially there's
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: a there's a bite in the air.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I came in at like a three o'clock on a Friday,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: maybe two weeks ago, and Tommy was the only or
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Tommy and John Rich were the only people in here grinding.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: John Rich is here like twelve hours a day grinder. Yeah,
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: you know, if Dave will never come in and catch
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Jean Rich Slacken. He was in the background of the
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Dave video when Dave came in and was complaining didn't
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: see either.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: No, I was two minutes.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: I came in two minutes after that, and my teamport
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: and I jumped. So it really damn shame, really unfortunate time.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: We were on the road, right we had an excuse.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: It would have been better to not show up that day.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: I don't remember what when I showed up. I think
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: you can just show up like way after he even
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: comes in. And I think I showed up at the
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: worst possible time, right after, right after he finished the video.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: I was still like the second content person there, but
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: I was the first person he saw second a half
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: after he made the video.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: And he doesn't like you, John Rich.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Lifetime, we let go a lot of people with lifetimes,
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: which was shocking.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Lifetime contract. Yeah they'll they'll be back. Yeah, they'll be back.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Everyone will be back. I'm waiting for Nadude to get back.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know, do you round four?
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it will be what I kind of said
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: that as a joe, but I think it back round
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: for it's at minimum round three.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: I know you miss him. I love him. I know
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: I know you miss him. When I'm before I met
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: in to do I wore a silver bracelet. Now I don't.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: He didn't rob me. He just told me alban Albanians
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: don't wear silver. Albanians wear gold.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Love that now, like your glasses gold beautiful hue of
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: gold works better with the Albanian dark complexion.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: But you have in Spain.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: I do, yes, my olive skin. Are you the only
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: Albanians in here in this room? Yeah, we could be anywhere.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Taking Liam Neeson's daughter. I found out yesterday I'm two
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: percent Swedish.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: No way, how'd you find that out? My dad did
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: his ancestry. He came in a four percent. So I
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: did a little deductive reasoning. Fair enough, fair.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Enough, math checks out you're two percent Swedish man unless
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: your mom's like.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Swedish.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you can't make that perish, which I think
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: is nice. That's a good Twitter buio, at least Swedish.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: But I think that's kind of like catfishing. They expect
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: something way different. If they saw me, really you you,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I'd look at you like I could be two percent. Sweet,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: I think of those people as like six y five long, yeah, exactly,
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: even two percent six five a small fraction.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: That's hardly any filk fat. Yeah, his milk fat. But me,
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: I'm still not two percent, dude, I'm still not two
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: percent of a six y five blonde guy.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah you are, you're six feet yeah, you're white. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: but still that's not the I don't know the main
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: factors of them. I'm not like a chickabelly, a fucking
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: a pure bread pure bread. Although I did do in
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: like high school ancestry or whenever, one of those things
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: and it said I was like thirty eight percent Saudi Arabian.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: No way some Persian that did. I swear to God,
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: I went through. I think there was a Moors tribe,
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: the Conquerors that started in the Middle East and then
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: made their way to Italy. So I probably descend from
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: those conquerors. Yeah yeah, wait, you're Saudi and Saudi Are
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: you serious? I got that oil money. I would like
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: to do it again. I feel like that had to
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: be wrong.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: If it comes back like exactly the same though, and
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: then it's proof, I feel like that'd be I did
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: it because I was like, hopefully I get a little
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: bit Native American and can put that on my college applicants.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Saudi would play on a college application too.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: I don't think so smart the Saudis. What are you
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: trying to say about the Native Americans smartest?
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: True, that's not true. They know the land, but they
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: were able to speak to each other with smoke, they
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: can forage. Listen, I call me smoke. Sounds like a
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Native American man smokes.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: He's a proud member of the dribe. I mean, be honest.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: How many Saudis did you go to college with?
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: And how many? How many Native America? Zero and zero?
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: You went to college? There was so many Saudis Flamborghini.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I was an oh. I lived with one Burrow semester.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: He was a sick We had the folder on his computer. Yeah,
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: he's trying to find that picture I have with him?
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: What is it prove?
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: He had a file on his computer that's set. What
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: did it say? Sexy as fuck? And that it was
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: mutilated babies? And was that a joke?
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: No?
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: This is fucked up and I think about it often. No,
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: weally he brought it up like I think on during
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: wrestling season. I think I wasting weight and I was
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: so I was too tired to like do anything about it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: So I just took the chance with what with living
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: with someone who has a file and with mutilated children?
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: You're too tired? Did he end up dropping out if
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: I was nourished?
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: Wait?
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Did you go to his computer and open his sexiest
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: for he showed me. It was a joke. It was
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: not a joke. He was laughing, but dead baby jokes
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: like in that time.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: That was even a horror era. I mean they were
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: somehow failn that on. There was like a secret file.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: Then that guy should probably be a person. The fact
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: that he showed me means that he found nothing wrong
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: with No. I think he was it was shock humor.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: That was very okay.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: I think I would have been able. I could detect
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: if he was doing you could detect.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe, but it's a brand of joke,
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: like a dead baby joke. Yeah, that was he was
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: his career. I'm dead baby trip. Yes, yes, he speaks
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: like Christopher Walking. He speaks like kind of like you. Yeah,
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: I look up to him. He's funny. Thanks, I think
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: he's very funny. Boys.
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: I took him to the mall and he splurged on
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: me the my Saudi roommate. You could understand there. It
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: ended well, we were on we're trying to get past this.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: I was positive you're talking about jalout me.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: It would be more believable because I would go to
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: the Pittsburgh mall.
• 32:29
  Speaker 15: Wait, so, who sounds like Nick Jessel? Nick or your's
• 32:31
  Speaker 15: your Saudi roommate. Nick sounds like jnck. You'll fuck marry
• 32:36
  Speaker 15: Nick jesselneck in your Saudi roommate. Okay, I would fuck
• 32:42
  Speaker 15: my Saudi room. He's easier to he was tiny.
• 32:45
  Speaker 16: You're implying that he'd be fighting back, Yes, but you not.
• 32:51
  Speaker 16: I mean, you're implying that you wouldn't. I would if
• 32:54
  Speaker 16: I if I knew you had to. I know you would,
• 32:56
  Speaker 16: if I knew you had to do it for the thing.
• 32:58
  Speaker 16: Please don't as long as I'm not kidd go ahead
• 33:01
  Speaker 16: and fuck me and I just do not suck my dick.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Marry me? What do you mean? Just marry me? That's okay,
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Speaking of which, my girlfriend is here right now in
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: New York? Wait? What wait? What is the speaking of which?
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: You go?
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: What's the segep going? Keep going? Marrying?
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: And we were talking about hand but we our communication
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: is so lacking that we didn't discover that we were
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: both in New until I was on my way here.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: But you didn't tell Yeah, I'm going there too for work.
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: We don't we don't discuss live together. Yeah, we don't
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: discuss the future.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Wait, how did you wait? Have you seen her? Yeah?
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: She stayed with me last night over what the hell?
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: I tell so many people the story about you.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Spending your first weekend with her and then you didn't
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: realize that you had to go to Alaska, and then
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: you just told her the next day you had to
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: go to Alaska, and she just spent five days alone
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: in your apartment.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: I think that's the funniest and its beautiful origin. Or
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: you feel like when you knew like she could be
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: the one that was the first time they met, I know,
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: and the fact that she was that.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Okay with it. It's the fact that we're both so
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: similar and we don't we don't really, we don't really
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: can talk about do you come in from work? What
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: do you guys talk about? We live in the present,
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: talk about past or future.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Now we're talking about exactly what you're doing. I'm walking
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: to the bathroom. I'm talking to you right now, I'm
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: making a sandal. Every discussion topic is like topical to
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: the exact set. What about like now we're watching TV
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: right now, what I did today or something like that.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: None of that, not a lot of no retros like
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: that would be like some past things, but nothing like
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: what like three days from now, what about talk about
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: the past and the future.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's mostly present but no future. Never, it's never like, yeah,
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: I don't know what the fuck? Uh November holds. It's
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: kind of an exciting way to live, like weekend to weekend, Like,
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: nobody did you tell her you were going to New York? Well,
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: if I go on a trip, I don't like, oh,
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: I got this trip coming. So they told her the
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: night before. She was like, I'm going to be there too.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: You guys could have flown together. We're both on the
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: same page. She was like, why wouldn't you tell me that?
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: She can't fool that because she's going She could tell
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: you she went a day after me.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: But yeah, but you guys could have linked on a
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: flight or something like that.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we could have or like stays on hotel rooms
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: or like, you guys, get two separate ubers to the airport, you're.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Sitting next to each other on the flight, take two
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: separateneuvers to the hotel together, to two different hotels.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: It's just like, what are you doing here? She's like,
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: we don't talk about the future. Eating peanuts, yeah, drinking
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: what the fuck? That sounds healthy? Though in like a
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: very honestly, as long as you are both about it. Yeah,
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: I think I hate like stressing about what's next. Yeah,
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: but all women or not all women because but I
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: think most women aren't like that, and I'm not.
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not like pushing it on her. She's the
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: same way. So there we go, There we go, there
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: we go. Yeah, man, you got it all, figure it out.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: You are up for you should be you should be
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: like a couple's counselor yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys shouldn't talk.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: You guys talk too much. But what but I think
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: a lot of women wouldn't be okay with that. No,
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: you're right, so you're lucky.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: But well, no, you've probably gotten in trouble a lot
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: beforehand for you found like a girl that's like down.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Maybe I thought you'd taken off your glasses with a
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: statement too. You put those things now perfect, so much
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: clearer like this. I like the glasses on. Now you
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: boys are glasses. It's worth it. Yeah, yes, you never
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: contacts guy. No, Tommy's a contact guy. I want to be.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: So I'm afraid imagine if all four of us were
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: in here wearing glasses, that'll be too much. It'd be crazy.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: For people. I think they'd be able to handle it
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: and got this hat on. I don't know if I
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I like the look of my
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: face without these things.
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: We were talking about la sick. Yeah, I don't think
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: you should. All right, it's like a body part. I
• 37:43
  Speaker 7: mean you could do it, but you would maybe just
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: still wear glasses.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Well then what is the point?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Nick Nurse, the Sixers coach did that and his grandmam
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: couldn't recognize him on TV, so he put the glasses
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: back on.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: And they don't do shit. Okay, Yeah, maybe I don't
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: know spoilers, Yeah, like doubt. I'm a little bit more. Yeah,
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: just who your son is? Yeah? The coach of the Sixers.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: His grandma was Frank the Tank, had no idea face
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: to face who the fuck he was? When's your girlfriend
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: go back to Chicago tomorrow? Okay?
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: Just a day after you?
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Hm?
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Would you have stayed longer if you had noticed she
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: was out here? You just got no, no, because I
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: had the act. Yeah, and the cat I do. I
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: don't want to leave. I kind of love it here. Yeah,
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: you're about to get a new cat. You guys moving back.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Just just for the head listening about getting a place here,
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: but you text us and he was just like, should
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: I fuck around and get another place?
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: It was a test to see if you guys would
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: believe what do you mean to see?
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: If we should see if you would like hold me
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: to like, oh yeah, he's financially there, didn't win in
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: a lot of first touchdown a lot.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: You have one tonight off the gambling money. Yeah, so
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: it tonight you're gonna buy an apartment off first touchdowns.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know anytime. This is isn't going to air
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: until after this game, so.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: They'll be able to know, Thomas. This bet is for
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: people who have some wiggle room. Okay, this is like,
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: so I've been winning, so I can.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: Do this bet?
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Are you only doing first touchdowns?
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: If I had to bet on his chances of winning,
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't because it's probably not gonna.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: W that's what you are doing. That's the definition of bet.
• 39:25
  Speaker 12: You know, yes and.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Yes and no. I had a bet on this at
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: fifteen to one to hit I probably wout.
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: To do now I'm only doing golden bag bets. I'm
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: going for like big payouts, fun bets, right, So if
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: I had to like, oh, gun, to my head, like
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: you have to pick who's going to get the first touchdown?
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: Probably at Tien or Camara, that's statistically probable. But but
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: they don't like those odds. I'm going Kirk Thomas, Ingram, three.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Of them the hell say oh oh, Chris Thomas. One dude, Chris,
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: what sounds like our That's awesome? Yeah, and so what
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: is the uh? They're all a thousand plus a thousand?
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: What about?
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: What about Rashid Shaheed? Is he playing tonight?
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: He is?
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: But is that going back on who he's golden bagging?
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: I'm a golden bag. Rashid Shahed to golden bag the
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: best man went all right, I'm going I think a
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: unit should be how much a pair of pants costs.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: But I think that a uh like your big shots
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: should be enough to get.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: A golden bag. Yeah, okay, you should be shooting for
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: a golden bag. First touchdown is the best bet in
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: the world. No, because it's not fun after the first touchdown.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: That's the thing with the first touchdown. You don't have
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: to devote three hours of your time to a game.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: You still get a lot of football. Some man, I'll
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: tell you what.
• 40:42
  Speaker 14: When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a
• 40:44
  Speaker 14: rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing
• 40:47
  Speaker 14: up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where
• 40:50
  Speaker 14: Snickers comes in.
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 40:52
  Speaker 14: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, n get carmel, milk, chocolate.
• 40:57
  Speaker 14: It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you
• 41:00
  Speaker 14: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your
• 41:02
  Speaker 14: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger.
• 41:05
  Speaker 14: Remember this, Snickers handles your hunger, so you can handle
• 41:09
  Speaker 14: everything else. Snicker satisfies.
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: Man, that's a winning play times a whole half, maybe
• 41:16
  Speaker 7: a quarter, at least ten minutes.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: Probably you learn some about the game. Then you can
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: get back to your phone enjoy. You get to enjoy
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: your golden bag. Yeah, which I like to enjoy it.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm new to the game.
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: I liked your playoff move last year quarterback rush quarterback
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: rushing yards.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: That was solid.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna do that again this I don't
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: know if I think it ended up up a little bit. Yeah,
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: I just kind of stopped doing player props.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I am in a pool with my dad
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: where we got to pick the spread of every game
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: and we're like twenty five games over five hundred something, absurd,
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: real sharp numbers. But I don't bet any of them.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: I just I'm like, oh, I want to win first
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: touchdown and I lose all my money. Yeah, the pools
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: are tough, but it's so fun.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's so much fun. We're a third out of
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: ninety seven entrance right now.
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Daniel Tochi though and Jake Grady. My god, these fucking people,
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: they're so good, sharp sharp. Daniel Toci's a legend, dude,
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: he's dude assumed. I don't know any of these people.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: My friend's dad's friend from work or something. Daniel Tocci,
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: the guy who runs the pool. Oh okay, so it's
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: his to Grady, I don't know who that is. I'm
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: in a pool from my yeah, like of my friend's
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: dad's friend. Yeah, exactly what it is, because all those
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: guys run pools.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they were afraid of getting the hooks and
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: them of like gambling coming like degenerates.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: True real life. I don't know what the pool is.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: What it's like a gambling pool where you just like
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: gambling wasn't big, Like growing up in the North, I
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: I didn't know it was a thing, not in wheel.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I know, it was like a big thing until I
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: came here.
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: Really, yeah, it didn't exist in my head until twenty
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: nineteen eighteen.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys, it was like my grandpa was a bookie.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's crazy. Or he ran numbers, not like a
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: sports betting bookie. He was like a lottery bookie. He
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: made the no no numbers in his neighborhood. Yeah, it's
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: just in our fucking blood, a couple of Northeast Allians.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: That's true, as a true real life whop. All right,
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: get the fuck out of here. Okay, there, could you
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: tell I was getting nervous. I was having fun. They
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: got a flight to catch. Of course we're having fun.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: We know we could talk here here talking I will now,
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: I will have an I'm freaking out. No we do,
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: but he's gonna have freaking out. He's fragile. Eight fifteen
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: is when we leave.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: It is five forty board board eight fifteen, so that
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: you have until like a thirty Jesus fucking Christ.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not sprinting. Do you guys have t sa prie? No,
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: I'm clear their laguard Erica LaGuardia too a fucking half hour.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: It's not forty five. You know, I'm out of here. Yeah,
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: we were not talking about airlines. Let's keep chewing. We're
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: not talking about airlines.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I loved, I love to chew, but I Nick needs
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: to be free, dude, he just needs to be freed.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: You understand this. We're doing this as a gift for SaaS.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: SaaS is going through a family emergency. We're doing a
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: little bit of extra for him, just out of the love.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: So this is just you know, this isn't for us,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: It's for for SaaS.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: That's how much it is to get to the airport
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: right now, he's seventy five dollars, one hundred three dollars,
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: one hundred ninety two.
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: Damn.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: So I was wrong. Yeah, he went over. Oh I'm sorry. God, damn,
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: that's fucking soft and fucking bullshit of me. But thank
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: you guys for doing this. I think. No, of course,
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: little Sas is going to be so fucking appreciative.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: I know it.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll be able to tell the longest thank you.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like a heartfelt no, like last time we filled
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: in for him, He's sent me like a handwritten card.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's honestly one of those appreciative, genuine dudes. I
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: know you're just gonna like five times to be like.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: I didn't realize they did that. I never the club. Yeah,
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: that's all the club. That was good, you guys that Thursday. Yeah,
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: that was good. It's more than he'll get one hundred.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: He definitely won't get to this point. So we're good
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: to go.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we can say whatever the funk we want.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Name's Harry Settle. All right, appreciate you guys.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I love you, sorry, love you, Miss Moore. Yeah,
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: to get a round.
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: I was only falling one way. I was only folding
• 46:14
  Speaker 8: one bred day were drifted? Was so so then you
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: need summon No, I come al, I was on a
• 46:42
  Speaker 8: phone in my.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: I was only a.
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: Phone in one I was your phone in one d
• 46:58
  Speaker 8: I was one on your phone. Be schange be don't say.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: So way.
• 47:34
  Speaker 8: Sae, just a just a the bad fast on back
• 47:39
  Speaker 8: of the call, just a nothing. Take my hand and
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: you can see thens change did. Don't. It's