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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Peyton the vibe for horoscopes.
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  Speaker 2: Today it's National Scrubs Day.
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  Speaker 1: National Scrubs Day, like for doctors.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, John Jay, you're right like the doctor. But
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to actually expose how your sign acts when
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  Speaker 2: it comes to scrubs the dating kind.
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  Speaker 3: What define the skating skating scrub? A doctor who ice skates?
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  Speaker 3: What no describe a scrub in the dating world?
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  Speaker 2: Well, a scrub is like a lame, like a man
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  Speaker 2: that's just trying to mooch on you, that's just there
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  Speaker 2: to benefit off of you. They're scrub.
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  Speaker 1: They're a loose sign. What are you you're telling that's
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  Speaker 1: how they are a scrub.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to expose your sign how it comes to scrubs,
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  Speaker 2: whether you're a scrub, whether you date scrubs, all of
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  Speaker 2: the scrub.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So if you were to define it, you would say,
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  Speaker 4: a scrub is a guy that can't get no love
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  Speaker 4: from me?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly where to tc?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Rachel, what's your sign? Good warning? Hi?
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  Speaker 4: I am an airy Okay, so airy.
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  Speaker 2: So when it comes to scrubs and you in your life,
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  Speaker 2: you're way too bold to be a scrub, but you'll
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  Speaker 2: still entertain one because chaos is your love language. You're
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  Speaker 2: the kind that's like, he's trashed, but I'm bored. So
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  Speaker 2: let's see how this plays out.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I feel it sacked.
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  Speaker 2: So that's you. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, a little self reflection.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Stephen, good morning. What you're sign?
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  Speaker 2: I am a torus?
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  Speaker 1: I just learned.
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  Speaker 4: You just learned?
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  Speaker 2: Did you not know like what your zodiac sign was before?
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  Speaker 1: It's never It's never really been something that I've been into,
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  Speaker 1: but like, my girlfriend's into it.
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  Speaker 2: Now, so now I know my right. You know I
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  Speaker 2: don't know my right? Yeah, yeah, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Effort you're putting in for her, I do too.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm glad that you called us because today is
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  Speaker 2: National Scrubs Day, and the effort that you're putting in
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  Speaker 2: gives that you aren't scrub vibes, and you would never
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  Speaker 2: seriously date a scrub unless they're benefiting you. So sometimes
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  Speaker 2: you're like, sure, I'll put up with whatever thing is
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  Speaker 2: wrong with her, but only if dessert is included on
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  Speaker 2: the back end.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, sure, all right, I see have a great deal.
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  Speaker 1: Kyle's daughters here, and I believe Eddie you are a virgo.
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  Speaker 1: Me too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're not dating yet, are you. Okay, So
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  Speaker 3: can you still do it for ten year old Virgos?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely eleven year old.
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  Speaker 2: Do that. And I can do you too, john Ja,
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  Speaker 2: because you guys are one and the same. So Virgos,
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  Speaker 2: you guys can actually clock a scrub faster than anyone else.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, Oh, their passenger seat is covered in food wrappers.
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  Speaker 2: This is not gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: It's so us, isn't it. Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Ye?
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  Speaker 4: So us, Yeah, let's do libras.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kyle, since we're in Libra season Libra. Somehow you're
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  Speaker 2: always quote unquote not into scrubs, but yet here you
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  Speaker 2: are again. You just get charmed too easily by pretty
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  Speaker 2: face with no ambition.
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  Speaker 1: I just love everyone you know, don't you. Is everybody's
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  Speaker 1: friend exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly is everyone and rich when it comes to scrubs.
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  Speaker 2: You'll defend your scrub like they're Prince Charming. They're not broke.
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  Speaker 2: He's just misunderstood. Baby. He borrowed his mom's car to
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  Speaker 2: pick you up.
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  Speaker 4: Long with the scrubs in the history. That's true.
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  Speaker 2: And Leo's Leo's I'm a Leo. We would never touch
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  Speaker 2: a scrub with a ten foot pole. We'll roast them,
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  Speaker 2: block them, and give ourselves a round of applause, because honestly,
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  Speaker 2: we deserve better.
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  Speaker 1: All right, if we didn't get to your sign, they're'll
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  Speaker 1: post it on our website. John Jaynrich dot com