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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be in Boston, I am here right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be at the Boston City Winery. A
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  Speaker 1: big old shout out to Dave Chappelle in the Yellow Springs, Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: I was in Yellow Springs. So I flew into Columbus
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  Speaker 1: and drove to Yellow Springs. And there were white people aplenty.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-mm-mm. Yeah, I'm going to stop shopping. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: own me some white people like he does.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, you know, to Brandon Tatum, so, you know, here's
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  Speaker 1: the thing. He, I thought, was very disrespectful to Michelle Obama, right?
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  Speaker 1: Because I think it's wrong to bring somebody's family into
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  Speaker 1: a situation. But what I despise about MAGA and, you know,
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  Speaker 1: or people affiliated with MAGA, they always never know what
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  Speaker 1: they did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's going to start talking about your manly-looking wife. Nobody's
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  Speaker 1: going to say nothing about that broad. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: nothing about her. Her Daniel Day-looking Lewis ass. Daniel Day-Lewis
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  Speaker 1: looking ass. Nobody was saying anything about her. You said
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  Speaker 1: something about somebody else's wife and not being attractive. And
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  Speaker 1: you did the very same thing that white MAGA does,
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  Speaker 1: which they impugn her sexuality, saying you don't know if
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  Speaker 1: she a man or not.
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  Speaker 2: And your hips bigger than Michelle Obama's. That's crazy. And
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  Speaker 2: I've been in this game a long time.
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  Speaker 1: What you say about me or my old lady, I
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  Speaker 1: could care less.
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  Speaker 2: What a coon thinks of me. I just don't care.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: But I bet you what, his man-faced ass wife, she's
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  Speaker 1: having some problems. Because apparently, she didn't know that she
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  Speaker 1: looked like a Targaryen. She didn't know that. And if
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  Speaker 1: you're going to get your look here, love is love, man.
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  Speaker 1: But don't sit up and talk. And I don't even
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  Speaker 1: want to, don't sit up and talk about somebody else
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  Speaker 1: and then tell me how fine your wife is.
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  Speaker 2: And she's a handsome broad. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 4: She ain't. Mm-mm-mm-mm.
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  Speaker 2: If they ever do Ichabod Crane again, I know who
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  Speaker 2: playing her. I'm just, it's wild.
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  Speaker 1: You know, and I'm not one of these, like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: really not one of these. I despise people like that.
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  Speaker 1: I despise him. I'm not one of those people. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: be above it. Nope, I'm with you. Whatever you want
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  Speaker 1: to do. And what I'll never do, I'll never give
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  Speaker 1: a coon like that the last word. I'll never do it.
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  Speaker 2: Never.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be doing this till nobody knows who he is.
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  Speaker 1: And really soon they'll be like, who is that? And
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  Speaker 1: I'll still be doing it. If you work as hard
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  Speaker 1: trying to be accepted by white people as you do
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  Speaker 1: trying to denigrate black people, you might have been on
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  Speaker 1: the NFL team.
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  Speaker 2: You missed your calling, boy. I'm telling you, boy.
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  Speaker 1: So remember my podcast, Uncertain, every Monday and every Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: So come check that out.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes people get really upset with me, so we're letting
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  Speaker 1: them in on our segment called FUDL Hughley. So I
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  Speaker 1: want you to please welcome Hughley. Our FUDL Hughley correspondent,
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  Speaker 1: little Niecy James.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, this is Niecy James, your FUDL Hughley correspondent. Our
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  Speaker 5: first FUDL Hughley comment comes from Facebook. Tommy from Cosmic
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  Speaker 5: Energy says, DL, I know you remember me. I was
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  Speaker 5: the leader of the singing group, Cosmic Energy. We were
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  Speaker 5: a really good group with the potential of being stars.
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  Speaker 5: That wasn't until you came along. You told us you
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  Speaker 5: could sing. We let you sing lead at the school
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  Speaker 5: talent show, and you were so awful that we got
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  Speaker 5: booed off the stage. It was so bad. The group
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  Speaker 5: never recovered. Me and the other members of the group
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  Speaker 5: had real dreams and ambitions.
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  Speaker 2: Of making it big.
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  Speaker 5: You ruined it for us, and you destroyed our future.
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  Speaker 5: It may have been a big joke to you, but
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  Speaker 5: it was devastating to us.
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  Speaker 1: F * * *!
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  Speaker 2: F * * * you, D.A.
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  Speaker 3: Hughley.
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  Speaker 5: Our next F.E.D.A. Hughley comment is from the D.A. Hughley
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  Speaker 5: Show website. SheStrong67 says, D.L., why is it every time
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  Speaker 5: Jasmine starts to win an argument against you, you shout
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  Speaker 5: her down saying, when she gets a show, she can
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  Speaker 5: talk about that? Are you afraid an educated woman is
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  Speaker 5: smarter than you? Does it frighten you that she may
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  Speaker 5: show you up on your own radio show? D.L., you
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  Speaker 5: are an extremely small man. Not just in stature, but
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  Speaker 5: in your mentality, too. F * * *!
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  Speaker 6: Hey, DL Hughley, this is Leon Bridges, you know, R &
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  Speaker 6: B singer. I've been a fan since Kings of Comedy.
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  Speaker 6: I remember when you did Comic View, man. I tried
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  Speaker 6: to go to your show, and it was sold out.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I figured I'm in the biz. We're both entertainers.
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  Speaker 6: So I sent word. I said, tell them Leon Bridges
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  Speaker 6: is here. And they sent word back, talking about, you
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  Speaker 6: don't know me. But you about to know me. I'm
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  Speaker 6: blowing up on the charts right now. I'm about to
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  Speaker 6: be everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: So DL, you treating a new artist like this, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to say, f * * * you.
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  Speaker 4: DL Hughley.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's it for this week. This has been Niecy James,
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  Speaker 5: your FUDHU correspondent.
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  Speaker 2: And until next week, bye. All right, now it's time
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  Speaker 2: for what you need to know with the one and
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  Speaker 2: only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 7: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. A
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  Speaker 7: federal judge in Boston struck down a key postal service
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  Speaker 7: regulation governing mail-in ballots, ruling the Trump administration cannot interfere
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  Speaker 7: in state midterm elections without explicit authorization from the U.S.
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  Speaker 2: Congress.
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  Speaker 7: In criminal justice news, ICE officer Christian Castro was released
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  Speaker 7: from a Texas jail after state officials refused an extradition
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  Speaker 7: request from Minnesota regarding a January officer-involved shooting in Minneapolis. Overseas,
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  Speaker 7: the State Department confirms 90 American citizens are among 1,300
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  Speaker 7: people missing after catastrophic glacial flash flooding in northern Nepal
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  Speaker 7: that killed over 380 people thus far and trapped hundreds
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  Speaker 7: of international tourists. And finally, a groundbreaking Brown University study
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  Speaker 7: analyzing medical data from half a million seniors reveals that
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  Speaker 7: the Shingrix shingles vaccine is associated with a 24% lower
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  Speaker 7: risk of developing dementia. I'm Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 3: Be informed.
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  Speaker 2: Be empowered. Thank you, Sybil. What have you learned is
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  Speaker 2: coming up next on the D.L. Hughley Show. It is
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  Speaker 2: the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show. And of course, that's going to do it
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  Speaker 1: for us. We thank you for tuning in to D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Remember, if you're going to
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  Speaker 1: be In Boston, Massachusetts. I'm going to be here at
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  Speaker 1: the City Winery, two tonight, two tomorrow, and one Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: So come check me out if you're taking Ocean Jasmine.
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  Speaker 2: But what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 4: So I don't know about you guys, but I've been
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  Speaker 4: keeping up with this Lindsay Clancy trial.
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  Speaker 8: Have you guys seen that?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's the woman in Massachusetts who killed her three young
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  Speaker 4: daughters and then tried to commit suicide. Yes.
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  Speaker 8: It didn't work.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And she's plead not guilty and saying it's because of postpartum.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Now, I don't know. I know she's facing, you know,
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  Speaker 8: obviously life in prison.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't know if they're going to find her
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  Speaker 4: guilty or not.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I would throw her butt up under the gym.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, but and that's not to make light of
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  Speaker 4: postpartum because I know that is a real thing. I
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  Speaker 4: actually have a couple of friends who have experienced that.
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  Speaker 8: So I know it's a real thing. I mean, I
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  Speaker 8: don't know that it'll make you kill your three kids.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they had a scientific term, but they said that
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  Speaker 3: she heard a voice that she had never heard before
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  Speaker 3: and hadn't heard again and that told her to do this.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, if I hear a voice that I don't recognize,
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  Speaker 3: I ain't listening to you.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, but.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: That's not to make light because, you know, I guess
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  Speaker 3: mental illness is serious and postpartum is serious, but... war
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  Speaker 3: it is for sure i like so but killing the
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  Speaker 3: three kids were but you're killing yourself didn't that didn't
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  Speaker 3: work okay it's a tragedy all the way.
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  Speaker 8: Around i mean to me start with yourself you start yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think there is a good verdict here i
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  Speaker 3: don't think you know her getting convicted is a good
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  Speaker 3: verdict i don't think her being uh uh acquitted is
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  Speaker 3: a vert is a is is a good thing.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah for sure there is no way in here we
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  Speaker 8: lost those.
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  Speaker 2: Angels that's that's tough what'd you learn today baby boy.
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  Speaker 3: You know what? I just want to say prayers again
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  Speaker 3: to Herman in Nashville, man.
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  Speaker 2: You will be truly missed. The great ape.
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  Speaker 6: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: The original great ape, man. You're talking about a great dude.
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  Speaker 3: I never had the opportunity to meet him in person,
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  Speaker 3: but I talked to him all the time.
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  Speaker 8: Same here.
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  Speaker 3: Great dude, man. Great dude.
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  Speaker 2: You would definitely be missed. Definitely be missed. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And he had a specific insight on just about every subject. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: he did. Yes, he did.
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  Speaker 2: And the pies, man.
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  Speaker 3: Who got the pie recipe?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, he did. I need to know who got the
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  Speaker 2: pie recipe.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, he did. Yes, he did.
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  Speaker 2: We go. Stay close to the end of it.
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  Speaker 1: And I know we wouldn't be here if it weren't
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  Speaker 1: for the original Great Eight, because they kept us on
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  Speaker 1: when nobody else would. And I certainly appreciate it. And
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  Speaker 1: the prayer is up to you, Herman.
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  Speaker 2: On the next D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, the military man Jamal Kingsley returns to expose
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  Speaker 1: racism hidden in our everyday lives. Plus another special case
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  Speaker 1: Shore Bus Records banger.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great, safe weekend. It is the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: my favorite Shore Bus operator, pull that string. We gots
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  Speaker 1: to go.
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  Speaker 2: Toot, toot. It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on
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  Speaker 2: the other side.