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Dan and Kyle joins the show! · Day Drinking With Dog

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  Speaker 1: Viva Tequila Seltzer, the number one heart Seltzer in the
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  Speaker 1: world and the official Heart Seltzer Day. Drinking with Dog
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  Speaker 1: ditched them all at.
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  Speaker 2: Tequila Welcome Back Day, drinking a dog and is riding
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  Speaker 2: in the thirteenth in the middle of March. A little
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  Speaker 2: chili out there. This is our third take. Welcome to
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  Speaker 2: the show, Dan and Kyle, Dan Turbert, you work with
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  Speaker 2: me at Sikorski and show yeaes. Sir, you're a shot
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  Speaker 2: floor plan dude.
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  Speaker 1: Such a cool time, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I plan and shot and he shoo shots for helicopter parts. Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 2: and Kyle you said he didn't want to tell you
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  Speaker 2: what you did or you don't care how loss prevention.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Guys. You're fresh off the slopes.
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  Speaker 1: Snow all day. Yeah, that was it. Good day snow.
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  Speaker 1: I like the you know, the warm weather, and.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, it's it's a little bit like mashed potatoes. Look
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  Speaker 3: at me, dude, how do I look?
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  Speaker 1: Well? You always mashed potato, dude. Look at my eyes? Man? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: looking a little crazy? Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Well, first be green cagees and yeah, dude, dude, you
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  Speaker 2: know this dude showed up to a Christmas party looking
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  Speaker 2: like fucking you know, I was say, rich dirtck or
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  Speaker 2: whatever that what's that?
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  Speaker 1: Rob?
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  Speaker 2: We're all, you know, we're not dressed up, but you know,
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  Speaker 2: a little sweat sweater on, you know, fucking nice slacks.
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  Speaker 1: He rolls in looking like fucking robbed deer dude.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah listen, Noah, No one is fucking communicating with me,
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  Speaker 3: right I. I do my best to stay as like
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  Speaker 3: as comfortable with myself.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Hey, Hey, you know you're like it's a new business. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well you're like the new like you like that young
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  Speaker 1: new age.
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  Speaker 3: I'm turning I'm turning thirty five next week.
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  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I'm turning fifty two on Thursday. Oh yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking not good. Not good anyway. So well, welcome on, guys.
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  Speaker 2: H We really kind of I don't know if there's
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  Speaker 2: any Jeopardy fans out there, but this show is going
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  Speaker 2: to be the category of potpourri.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to talk about kind of everything Trever comes up.
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  Speaker 2: I know, you guys have a story to tell, and
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  Speaker 2: I have a story to tell that I've been dying
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  Speaker 2: to say and tell on this show. So it's not
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  Speaker 2: too late, but it's probably a ten minute story in Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: But how do you like it? Honestly, how do you
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  Speaker 1: like it? This across me so far? I'm just your
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  Speaker 1: year anniversary, right.
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  Speaker 3: It's my year anniversary. Honestly, I'm grateful for the opportunity.
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  Speaker 3: I was with a really successful, like high velocity company,
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  Speaker 3: like in terms.
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  Speaker 1: Of e commerce. Right. Yeah. I joined the company.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was approximately twelve million dollars I left.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was it was about.
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  Speaker 3: Closer to four hundred million. Kyle is in the same company.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're doing your job then and lost prevention.
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  Speaker 3: The company does the company the company does good in general.
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  Speaker 1: I got.
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  Speaker 3: I got a lot of good experience from there, just
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  Speaker 3: kind of you know, looking long term and yeah, looking
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  Speaker 3: for like my future, my wife's future. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: you know what, I let me do a change ten years,
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  Speaker 3: you know, can you go wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean I'm I'm I'm not far ahead of
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  Speaker 2: I'm a year and a half year and seven months.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we just got our raise and our Yeah, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, everything's great. I mean it's challenging with the people.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to really deal with the stuff I
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  Speaker 2: have to deal with. Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like the fucking Marines.
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  Speaker 1: You're You're the fucking You're the fucking man there. You're
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  Speaker 1: the fucking man there.
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  Speaker 4: But it's it's it's fun though, because there's so many
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  Speaker 4: people there that I knew outside of their course started,
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  Speaker 4: you know, and so it was kind of an easy
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  Speaker 4: transition getting in and getting acclimated with everything.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's it's interesting. Let's see where the road.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm fifty two, I want to go to
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  Speaker 2: I'm sixty five.
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  Speaker 1: There, yeah, right on a career, Yeah, you got it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just golf if I can't compare the golf now,
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  Speaker 2: it's bad fucking dark tritis car damn, Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a thirty four year old man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to bartending for thirty years.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just this repetitive motion and it's just the
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  Speaker 2: rotating cuff and it's just you just I hate surgery,
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  Speaker 2: like I just like I'm one of those guys like
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  Speaker 2: I'll just keep doing it so I can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: You know you were.
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  Speaker 2: Downtown here, right, yeah, right, I'll be working tomorrow, right right,
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  Speaker 2: right right, I'll be there.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be in the prid. Are you what
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  Speaker 1: are you doing in the bird?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, my my my wife's business will be there,
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  Speaker 5: so I'll be joining her for support.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? Yeah that first bar, dude, I'll be dude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm right next storm.
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  Speaker 2: No cover arts tomorrow, Yes, sir, corn beef, cabbage rub.
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  Speaker 1: This. Honestly, you don't work there much anymore, but this.
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  Speaker 2: Is like my always my favorite day because like March
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  Speaker 2: is my favorite month just because of the season's turning
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  Speaker 2: and yeah, everything's going on in the sports world and
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  Speaker 2: Saint Patrick's Day and moves and March birthdays and ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, hey man, we were summer loving babies. I
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  Speaker 1: like to call it, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, man, ever since I gotten the snowboarding about,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, four years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's it, right, that's it. Expanding your ear lobes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh shit, I don't know, probably twenty ten man. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I bet I had him for a long time at
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  Speaker 3: this point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kyle actually had huge ones.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he got smart, he closed them up.
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  Speaker 6: No, I see, I'm one of these like infection from people. Okay, yeahah,
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  Speaker 6: so they're still a little bit of stretch there. But yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I've had him out for a while, I kept sleeping
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  Speaker 6: on the side of my face and I would wake
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  Speaker 6: up my ears.
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  Speaker 1: She's doing this and believing he has he does the pick.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I love you guys, but I don't understand it.
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  Speaker 1: He has a pig, dude, Letten, dude, hardcore. You know
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  Speaker 1: you can't. You can't understand what anyone's sand Dude.
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  Speaker 3: I can totally relate to not understanding what people are
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  Speaker 3: talking though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. Actually, fun fact, Kyle has a pig.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, this's my second one.
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  Speaker 1: It lives with him like a dog.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, and it is on the floor and actually
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  Speaker 6: clean animals not even close.
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  Speaker 1: I hear. They're pretty smart too. Definitely not mine. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I know they roll around the butt all day, but
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  Speaker 1: this thing's funned. Yeah, I got it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know. I mean, so I live in
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  Speaker 6: west Haven. If I remember correctly, the west Haven rule
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  Speaker 6: is you're allowed one hooved animal. One Yeah, okay, he's
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  Speaker 6: got hooves, and my giant dog that wants the pig
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  Speaker 6: dead doesn't, so we got the magical trade off.
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  Speaker 1: I just have to jump around all day killed. You're
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  Speaker 1: the first.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking dig was cool, man.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a domesticated, right, I want to eat What
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  Speaker 1: do you feed them? Though? Like fruits vegetables.
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  Speaker 6: There's like specific pig food that I have to go
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  Speaker 6: to a certain store, like affectionate. Like a dog, it
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  Speaker 6: depends on his mood, yeah, because it's of that or
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  Speaker 6: he's taking blood.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. It's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: So like I basically grew up with dogs till I
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  Speaker 2: moved out in high school, never had an animal again
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  Speaker 2: until I just got a dog last year. A little ships.
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  Speaker 2: But when I bought my house, it came with a
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  Speaker 2: chicken coop and chickens. We had four down to two
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  Speaker 2: two that of natural causes. But you know, the same thing,
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  Speaker 2: feeding chicken feed and fruit vegetables ill you kind of anything.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean actual, I mean is it big? This
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  Speaker 1: definitely not.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, he's like one hundred and sixty pounds. I
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  Speaker 6: think cry now, stomach ground.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, alright, last question about the pig. Does he sleep
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  Speaker 1: in your bed?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not that's a's a male.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, neuter a pig. It came neuter. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: no nuts hanging off the bag.
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  Speaker 6: And what's weird is that's where he likes being scratched,
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  Speaker 6: is where the nuts used to make r and that's
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  Speaker 6: when you scratch him. Yeah, you gotta hook him up.
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  Speaker 2: Just point on your body where he can't even look
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  Speaker 2: up and you can't scratch something balls.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, all right, well, well we'll go away from
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  Speaker 1: the pig. So that's fucking cool. It's weird. It's a
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  Speaker 1: weird fucking or girlfriend even pick at home your brand mood.
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  Speaker 2: You go on a date, you bring it in like,
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  Speaker 2: you go home and the pig's there, and then it's
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  Speaker 2: looking me someone for everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you should hop in the LGBTQ.
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  Speaker 6: And the lady for me is an insane asylum somewhere. Hi,
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  Speaker 6: my name is Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: Pig like love walking on the beach. Guy looks like
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  Speaker 1: a biking it looks like a Viking man, dude, That's
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  Speaker 1: that's cool. That's just cool. Though it's it's a weird experience.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's not a lot of money. I'm still talking
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  Speaker 1: about this pig a lot of money. He eats like
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  Speaker 1: po pounds of food today. Now where does he ship outside?
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  Speaker 1: So we set up a nice little form, we set
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  Speaker 1: up we set up a nice pen for him.
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  Speaker 6: And then I love my parents because okay, but yeah,
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  Speaker 6: we have a little dog doorp Kyle, Well, I don't
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  Speaker 6: suck at my top.
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  Speaker 1: They just don't allow me to do it.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, we have a nice little like dog door
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  Speaker 6: cut into the wall of the kitchen where he hops out,
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  Speaker 6: and then there's like a little probably about the size
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  Speaker 6: of this table, like a little like deck to go
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  Speaker 6: down to his pen area and pisces all over the deck.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's like a bad fucking dog. It kind
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  Speaker 1: of is.
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  Speaker 3: Your first one was literally like we had in the
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  Speaker 3: garage because he kept breaking in the dude.
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  Speaker 1: They're not loud though, right, there's only around this. This
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  Speaker 1: one he has now is horrible. They screamed, just like
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  Speaker 1: blow up in the house, ships everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: It's fucked. It's totally fucked. The first one was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Do you feed him bacon? That's the only thing. I
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  Speaker 1: don't get me wrong.
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  Speaker 6: I'll like cook a bacon, egg and cheese for myself
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  Speaker 6: in the morning or whenever he there like wads, Yeah, my.
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  Speaker 1: Chickens and nugget one day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's probably not chickens, dude, they're killing those.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't fucking chicken, right, little kiddy nugget al right,
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  Speaker 1: right off the rip?
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  Speaker 2: What a story? I love it. So back to you, Dan,
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  Speaker 2: you worked with him before at this company, he worked
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  Speaker 2: in actually two companies. Oh yeah, yeah, your job now,
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  Speaker 2: I still don't even understand what your responsibility is.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, do you understand what it is? No?
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  Speaker 3: I understand what it is. Well, it's working close with
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  Speaker 3: the union, right, so it's flown to work accordingly, keeping
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  Speaker 3: track of it accordingly, and closing out. You know, it's
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  Speaker 3: it's basically reconciliation, right, Yeah, So you have to make
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  Speaker 3: sure everything's clean. We can't have like bad data open
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  Speaker 3: right thinking we have ooh five ten thirty forty jobs
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  Speaker 3: when there's.
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  Speaker 1: You know, three four five six jobs over. You know,
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  Speaker 1: there's there's a lot of cleanup to do.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, watching him run a meeting, I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 2: like severely hungover. Like he's just like his fucking scare
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  Speaker 2: cursors all over the fucking screaming. I don't know, did
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  Speaker 2: you pass English in high school?
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  Speaker 1: I cannot fucking spell. I cannot spell? He knows.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a machine in the machine shop. It's
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  Speaker 2: called the Campbell. Like he's writing Cammel up there and
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  Speaker 2: we're like, damn, it's Campbell Campbell and he's like he's
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  Speaker 2: like backing out, and then he's like writing, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what that spell it.
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  Speaker 1: But like cambell soap. Well, let's take it a step back.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, hey, it's Campbell like the soup.
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  Speaker 1: In my head. I'm screaming, oh, I can't. Well, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I can't spell for ship.
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  Speaker 2: He knows like I can see the charts, like I
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  Speaker 2: know if you were just at him because spell correctly
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  Speaker 2: and you're.
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  Speaker 3: Like, ah, dude, absolutely, like we were talking about that.
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  Speaker 3: She's like I can't spell either. I was like no,
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  Speaker 3: I was like you can. You can fucking spell, dude,
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  Speaker 3: like I I can't.
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  Speaker 1: That part is I guess spell like a talk. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: likes me so far.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a pretty I'm a bar fucking I'll get
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  Speaker 2: judge the character right out there.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a minute with you. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you're an asshole like I think I'm a good guy,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 6: Like, listen, now, you hundred fucking resumes to a company
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  Speaker 6: and they're just like, nah, that's that's how it is.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair. I mean, I have to die. It's like
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  Speaker 1: sixty times so far. Usually people get in about here's
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  Speaker 1: what I tell everybody that I know ever since I
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  Speaker 1: ever since I got in, everyone's like, oh can you
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  Speaker 1: get me in? I just started, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I'm like, applied to as much as you can,
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  Speaker 2: but be reasonable, like apply to something that you might
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  Speaker 2: actually be familiar with, Like don't apply for machine jize
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  Speaker 2: never fucking turned around, you know, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Like so, and then if you get selected by a
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  Speaker 2: recruiter for an interview, that's maybe where I could do
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  Speaker 2: a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I can't do much, but I might. I
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  Speaker 1: might happen to know your manager. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Company a huge instruction giganic, giganic, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean keep lying because once you're in
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  Speaker 1: your in here, you really got to be that's devili.
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  Speaker 1: But that's where's you're flying for, like mostly hourly stuff.
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  Speaker 1: What do we get you tool crib?
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  Speaker 7: It's a lot of like the uh, what's the word
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  Speaker 7: I'm thinking of the entry level Yeah, entry level like
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  Speaker 7: on the hourly side of the unity on the union
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  Speaker 7: side exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Well, well, you know the thing is with Kyle, like
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  Speaker 3: he's a master mechanic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's nasty, he turned wrenches. Yeah, can you get
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  Speaker 1: a job. That's what I mean. His job is good.
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  Speaker 1: He has a good job. No, no, no, I mean
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  Speaker 1: like extending out all the resumes with a good resume,
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  Speaker 1: and he's not. I mean, dude, I mean I've recommended
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  Speaker 1: a few AI A seriously, AI the funk out of
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  Speaker 1: your resume. He knows. And whatever job you apply for,
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  Speaker 1: one to key words of what you know, like if
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  Speaker 1: it's you know, a boring operator in the machine shop,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: make sure those words are somewhere in your.
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  Speaker 3: All right, wait, what are you running for a graphics
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  Speaker 3: card in your game in PC?
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  Speaker 1: Right? Jesus Christ, Holy ship. Guys must speak English. One
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  Speaker 1: chin chung tome chin. You know what. My kid would
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  Speaker 1: know exactly what you're talking about. He's got this.
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  Speaker 3: Huge that's what it's at, you know, if they're serious
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  Speaker 3: about it, that's that's Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Every age fucking upgrades.
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  Speaker 2: You need something new and better every fucking Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, twelve hundred dollars because yeah, technology, he's got
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  Speaker 1: a really good taste. It's fucking annoying. It's like Jesus Christ,
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  Speaker 1: but hey, you want to be the best. You got
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: to be the best.
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  Speaker 8: So I was my barber just now from my beard
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  Speaker 8: share and when I sat down. You know, we're very
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  Speaker 8: like minded, you know, we're conservative and hate liberals, and.
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  Speaker 1: He was talking.
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  Speaker 2: I remember reading about this, but I don't know if
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: you guys saw it, but like there was like a
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  Speaker 2: town hall like a vote on some new legislation that
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Lamon's trying.
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  Speaker 1: To pass and Connecticut.
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  Speaker 2: One of them being an adult vaccine schedule, like we
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  Speaker 2: have to like go get vaccinated.
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  Speaker 1: Like one of them was like I want to say,
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  Speaker 1: like polio or something.
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  Speaker 2: Huh, like it doesn't even really exist anymore, but they
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  Speaker 2: just want to stick us with needles for a lack
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  Speaker 2: of a better term.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: You know, he's got a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Of balls because he extended his COVID fucking authority just
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  Speaker 2: a few months ago for another like two years.
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  Speaker 1: Who needs this anymore? This guy's gone. I mean literally,
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  Speaker 1: a common cold is worse than the fucking COVID right now.
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  Speaker 1: Stories man, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, uh, you know he's trying to pass this ship.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened though, because I've been so busy.
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  Speaker 2: And another part of it was something with it was
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: like a gun law change, which basically like taking uh
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  Speaker 2: not allowing slide. I'm not I'm not good on the end.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: I have guns, but I'm not good on the internals
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: of guns. But like taking a slide out making slides illegal,
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: but I think he is the slide where like, actually,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: if you don't have it, you can't operate a gun.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: You have the master, you have the master here. Yeah,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: it's basically the top of any pistol. Yeah yeah, right, yeah,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: so they're they're there.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: He was trying to telling me what they're trying to do,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: which will make pretty much every gun but.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: A revolver inoperable.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: And there they want to they want to confiscate them
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: from you.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: No, come on, get my gun, motherfucker. How do you
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: feel about that? That's what bullshit? What? What? What's your
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: daily carry? I know, yeah, it's nice, but that's what
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: you like. I don't like lucks. I'm fucking weird about that, everybody.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I have a Ruger nine and a Ruger three eighty carried.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, actually, yeah, that's what I have.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: That and I have a Macarov.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I have a buddy that worked at Stonebridge for years
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: and he was he was a cop for a little
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: bit and was a gun enthusiast.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: And you know, one of the things about being a
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: bartenders you meet everybody. And he just got fortunate and
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: met the VP of fucking Ruger all right, that got
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: him a job.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: And now he lives out in Arizona and runs like
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: the whole West coast and so he fucking when I
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: got my permit like a couple of years ago, finally, right, it's.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Time to get this. He just bought like three guns.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Well I bought three initially, but it was a seven
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: shot Revolver that they were just out of stock, and
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: it's like whatever, my order just kind of faded away.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: But he sent me out to two to Shelton. There's
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Shelton Arms, I think off of how A.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah yeah, yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah for sure he mailed the gun there
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: and your paperwork. But if the Revolver was involved in it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: It was like two thousand dollars for all three and
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I got I got for like seven hourd bocks with
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: his like the IP discount.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I don't want to find anything. Yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, our boy, our boy right here has some Yeah, dude,
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: he has he has.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: A good there's like sixty in the house hold, is there. Yeah,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: I'm coming where you live, I'm coming in out.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, dude, dude, he has
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: some nice ship man.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: Cool.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Still a nice gun. Oh five pound gun upstairs? Yeah,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: what's what?
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: What I mean, what you got the the prebaun Yeah,
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: that's that's nice.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite gone? My favorite one?
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: It probably is my macro because it just some weird
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: it's like the old fucking Russian Yeah, like if you
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: were a fucking like political prisoner there, they just put
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: that in the back of your head and pull the
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: trigger on, you know.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Like it's just it's a weird thing. I played Escape.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: From Tarkov, and that's like a nine hundred rouble pistol
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: in the game. It's just some super cheap ship that
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: I used to run around in the game with all
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: the time. And I was like, I have that one.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: It's like four hundred.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I can't even fucking make heads or tails play that game,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: by way.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know, dude, I can't.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I you know, I have all the gaming systems. I
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: don't really blame anymore.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, tis times are times shange man.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's funny, like you know, I was like,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: you guys, I used to get a game and be
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: involved with it for seven hundred hours again, do whatever,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: but it's not enough time now. And you know, if
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: I get involved in it, then I feel like consumes
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: the time that I should be doing other ship around
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: my house.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I I cant agree with that.
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: I think personally, I turned thirty four last year and
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: I felt like my gaming ability just left my buddy. Yeah,
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: every time I like, do any hard, Yeah, that's hard.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I've told this story before my brother's son, my nephew
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: when the Call of Duty the modernor like the first
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: modern warfare. Yeah, and it was right when like Xbox
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Lies came out.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: And so he's up in Massachusetts.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I'm playing at home and we do the one V
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: one at like some Russian airport or something, and he
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: would kill me every fucking time.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Like It's just it wasn't even fun for me.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck this ship, okay, one last game for
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: ten dollars, buddy. He's like really, I'm like yeah, really,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: He's like, Okay. So we're at an airport. I run
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: into an airplane. I run all the way to the
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: back of the airplane and I crouched down and the
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: sniper rifle just waiting for him to come.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: On the air la.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I will wake this motherfucker and I can
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: hear outside on the phone.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: What the fuck are you? Don't worry? Where the you
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: can't camp? You can't now.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I'm all the way to the back of the plane.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: He walks on the front. He's coming at me. I
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: take a shot, but I have to reload. I somehow
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: fucking miss. He comes up to me. He runs full
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: charge and stash me in the throat. He's like dead
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: bug bitch. I can't even wait to kid out and killed.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: I don't have enough time on this podcast to tell you.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: We were playing a Daisy and uh.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Back when my leg was inflated for my dad too.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my boy was having a hard time with his leg.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: But anyways, we uh, we played this game. We recruited
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: people in this game so you could eat people. You
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: could kill people, but their zombies everywhere. It's a it's
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: a pretty good fucking game.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: It's a big daisy daisy.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: It's a big survival like scour for like we were playing. Yeah,
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: we were playing back in the day when I was beta.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: It wasn't even like a fucking game. But anyways, we
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: started playing it. Obviously in the team, you know, and
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: you just can't. Dude, listen, we we we.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Game.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, listen.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: We were hanging out with people and.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: We're bashing some people's heads and with bats others we
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: were bringing with them.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: This kid gets so emotional. He's like, you know, I've
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: been in a wheelchair.
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: Where working fire wheelchair guy was crazy or.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Dude, right, this little kid's like, you know, I've been
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: in a wheelchair and I feel like I'm really camping
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: for the first time. I said, Jesus fucking Christ, I
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: could not fucking believe it.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: I have a buddy that he actually was on the podcast.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I'll send you it like he was obviously Yeah I wasn't,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: but he fucking like started an online world like where
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: you pay him to be a cop of that town
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: or one of those dude.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he kills it. Yeah, that's a huge.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like that people that I don't know
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: if they have like zero life outside of their house,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: and they like take it so seriously.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Like I'm a mayor of this. Did you see VR?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: You ever see VR chat?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking?
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, you gotta watch videos on the Oh, dude,
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: watch it.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, you have normal people just jumping
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: in checking it out, and these people.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're sucking nuts gone mentally. They I think all
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: these people are real. All of them are real.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, like, well you pick like a wolf for
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: anime character and that's who you are. And then they're
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: linking up and talking to each other and getting like
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: they're putting like real life emotions into it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: It's pretty it's pretty weird, like date your phone, like
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: that's absent ship.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's was telling me.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I don't oh, there's like it's not that far yet,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: you know, you know, you know the guy that moves
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: the parts I know during the day, I know. Okay,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: So he was telling me yesterday about something where it's
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: like a fucking uh well it's a dildo or something
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: and there's like an app for it and you can
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: control it.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: What. Yeah.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's some small brained ship, dude, I know.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's one.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Why do you always go full gay when I walked by?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: You never go full day? Like everything turns everything into Yeah.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I love the dude, but like sure, I understand. I
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: don't think this is the shows I don't care. But
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: if he does, he's know, he knows I'm talking about.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: So you gotta you got a story you wanted to tell? Actually, yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: is it about hold on?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Is it about cross country travel travel?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Because somebody mentioned it? Who did you tell? You told
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the story to somebody at work? And I forget what
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: was it? Told me you said you talked about it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: May have been U, may have been Matt Rocco. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: all right, floor is yours? Boys?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Cool?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Let me let me start out with this.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: So Kyle here, Yeah, let's have a little bit here.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: So this was the most stressful, most fun, horrible and
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: best time in my life. Right, pretty nuts.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: So, uh, my buddy.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Good friend of mine, Brandon, he uh he got the
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Air Force. He was in there for about eight nine years,
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: did good work. He works at uh he works at
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: the Los Alamos National Lab. Now right, pretty good. Got
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: recruited into anyways. When he got out of the Air Force,
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: he was like, hey, man, I know you're getting married.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: You guys are welcome to come to Vegas because that's
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: what you.
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: Do, right, cool, Easy peasy, easy peasy, sixteen dollars worth
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: of plane tickets easy.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: At zero dollars in my counter.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: So we start, you know, I'll get a few people,
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: a few people that I'm close with. People Brandon, Mike
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: grew up with. He never met Kyle at the time.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, Kyle's my best friend. We hang out NonStop,
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: band pigs, banging pigs, scratching the nutslots.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: So Dan, let's be this story. Yup. We're not even
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: in the car yet, be dude. So we we hit A.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: We hit New York. Right, Yeah, I'm driving my Mercedes.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: We're going to Vegas to Vegas. We're going to Vegas, right.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I think you have Vegas story today. I do right
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: after this Vegas story. So, so we're going to Vegas.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Have a you know, I have my cousin, I have Kyle,
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: I have my good friend Art.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: You know, we're having a good time. Cool. We're driving up.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: We're in Jamaica, New York.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: I was driving a C class Mercedes.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: All right, sorry, oh god.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Unk it is junk is then the Civic of Mercedes.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Ok four thirty Okay, okay, okay, I love that card
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: totally bet.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: But that being said, I do understand, like, all right, whatever,
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: you know, I'm younger, this is this is many years.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Ago, you know what six now six years ago? About
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: six years, six years ago. So we shoot up.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Man, Everyone's like, I didn't really smoke. We just having
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: a few beers. We're having fun. I drive, I dropped
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: my carlup off in Jamaica, New York. Cool, sketchy fucking place.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: What did you fucking think about that?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: So I'm hanging out with some of my best friends,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: my cousin. My cousin drops some masks. Man, I'm like,
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: what are you doing? He's like, yeah, I'm gonna have
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: the best time ever.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I said what, I'm like, all right? Cool? Right, you
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: playing pre playing, pre playing? No, we're about to go
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: to Jafcat. Oh you're flying. We're flying. Oh I thought
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: you were driving. No, no, no, no, we'll get.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll get to the drive aspect of it. But yeah, yeah,
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: that will be the fun part of this. So we're
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: driving a have a yeah, Jamaican guy driving us up.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: We're having a good time. Hop on the plane. We're
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: hanging out.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: My cousin I could see him probably to the right
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: of me, about four seats up.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: So him and I are in you know at three bro,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: we got lucky. No one sat with us. You're looking up.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: My cousin turns around. His pupils are two different sizes
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: and he looks at us like a like a fucking psycha.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: It was crazy and we just laughed. We all passed out.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: We got off that.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: You know you're you're coming in the McKinney cool. You
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: know it's probably like two in the morning.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: At the art story on the right over on the plane. Oh,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: After we dropped off your Sketchy as spot in New York,
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: we hit the liquor store and picked up like seven, eight,
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: probably nine fucking little uh nips.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: I thought that was standard and.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Decided to drink six of them on the plane. Was
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: sitting next to that.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: Stripper from Vegas and then he passed out because he
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: drank six nips on the plane and he had a
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: bunch of fucking cheese it crumbs on.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Jesus crumbs on his his balls, and I was like,
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: it's going to fucking crumb trail for.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: The Yeah, we were we were laughing. See, I forgot
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: about that. The guy stole that picture somewhere. I want
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: to see it again.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: The story you chronologically story Here is the way out
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: of line.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's gonna be streamline, but streamline up. Okay, So
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: we land on the plane, Kyle, I want't you tell
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: the story. We land on the plane, we call drinking
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: all day on the fucking slop. Yeah, he's day drinking
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: without Duggs, still drinking with them, but yeah, we land
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: off the plane. We call an uber who, if.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: I remember correctly, was like he's like a mid age
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: black guy, if I remember, And that dude was so.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Unbelievably loud on her driveover.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: We were like trying to get drunk in the fucking
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: car secretly in the bag.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: He's like he didn't get some of that. Yeah, yeah
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: he didn't give It was like.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: Five am, Vegas time. We're like getting off the plane.
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: We get into this dude's car, We roll over. Then
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: we roll into Brandon's house where yeah, yeah.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: We had a nice, nice like everything was awesome. So
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: we roll into Brandon's house. In Brandon's house, it's like
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: a two floor, like pretty nice spot in Vegas and uh,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: right in the front door basically when we walk in,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: there was a pool table with you want to list
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: off the items on the table.
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: Guns, ade, guns, a grenade which I heard was pretty
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: promised to.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Us before did Jamon? Did you BCEs? Did Jemon? Like?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Fucking they were basically Tomagachi's to a.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Certain Brandon and I have grown up since we're like
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: little kids.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: So wake back, go back. What are these things?
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: It's like it's like a key chain basically that you
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: can like it's.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Like that they fucking kill each other. Yeah, you can.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: You can connect the little devices together. And he's like, oh,
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: this is going to be the thing for the week.
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: We're gonna have to raise these and make them stronger
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: and then fight each other at the end of the way.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: And we did. It was fun.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: So like we grew up with them in the in
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: the nineties, this is way over my head.
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: That's okay, weird tiny videos think them grenade guns.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: There's oh yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: So the grenade is in a custom like think of
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: a tiny gun case that justicized garade and me personally,
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: I thought that's weird. Why would the military store that
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: that way as I walked in, but I didn't question it.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: I was like, I was promised to lie grenade and
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: apparently one of these was stolen from the military, So.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: A customer case that's logistically.
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: All right, but uh yeah, So we we go inside
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: the house. There's a an entire bucket of fireball nips
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: on top.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Of r a k random rifles, pistols laying around all
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: across a nice pool table. Wait a second, was this
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: October first?
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Probably not even it was probably like March.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I did a whole show in the Vegas shootings.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying it's probably Mark one guy.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I would like the sell fine.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: I would like to say it was March eighteenth, anyway,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: I think it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Was like March eighth.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: Anyway, we got in there. I'm exhausted because it's six
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: am our time. We just got off the plane. And
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: we go over there. We drink a whole bunch. I'm like,
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: all right, I'm going to bed. Kind of bed he
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: got for me.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: He presents me a cot in the corner of a
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: random empty room, and I'm like, okay, well that's sleep perfection.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Like leave me.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: Alone going there here chaos going outside of the room.
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: I walk outside to our buddy Dan here, uh with
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: an acoustic guitar, balls.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Out, Are you on acid? Right? Then? All? No, no,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: you're just your No. I don't do any of that bullshit.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't think so.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: So you started telling a story about your buddy and
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you parthay no.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: So he's playing an acoustic guitar in a T shirt
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: with no pants on above our friend Arthur's head, who
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: is trying to sleep on the couch and he's getting
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: tea bagged with a guitar hanging in his face.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: You can't sleep around there.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: So I'm like, all right, I don't know if I
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: want any balls on like your pig.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: No, you actually have balls, right, oh yeah, yeah, unlike
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: my pig. Y.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I have them. You're not.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: Which I was pretty drunk at the time too, because
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: we got there.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: What else do you do? It was more in three days.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: There was a lot of fun involved.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: And uh the guitar quickly agun.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Rough change, I know. But yeah, so somebody.
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: Had balls and a shotgun pressed their pressed their face
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: on a couch and h it could have Luckily I
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: wasn't loaded.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I checked that previously before going upstairs. But uh, yeah,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: so that happened, and I was like, all right, this
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: night maybe be a little too rough for old Kyle.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna, uh, I'm gonna head back to the
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: cot and fucking pass back out. What happened the rest
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: of the night after that, Oh Jesus Christ. Everyone went
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: through Hell. I brought them through Hell. Yeah. That being said,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: had some drinks, hung out, caught up with brand Yeah, chill, chill,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: chill the rest of the night.
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: Nothing else happened after I passed out the first night, okay,
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: you know, passed out.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I woke up. We had a I was like, they
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: were like, hey, we.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Got a really nice spot for you.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, cool. We went to uh I think
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: it was the Venetian. This is what it was called.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Venetian.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: So at the top of the string, yeah yeah, yeah.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: So we circle and.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: I see Kyle and Brandon negotiating, which is what I
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: thought it was.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I thought they was just trying to get a key.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: It was negotiation. I didn't know better because the world
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: was going to change a little bit. So I go upstairs.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I have this big ass sweet it's up.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Everything it was. It was literally insane. I was like,
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: are you guys serious?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: You got this for me? They were like thumbs up.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Man. So they didn't get that ship for me.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: Unknownst to him, it was like a twenty eight hundred
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: dollars a night fucking hotel room course that due to
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: the circumstances in the world at the moment, I think
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: we got for like two hundred and sixty bucks.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: So he sniped some nasty deal on this. I couldn't
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: believe it. Oh Maybees you can do that.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: It's like, well there if you if you're there in
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: it a little off season, and oh, I flew in
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Vegas the first day they allowed flights after nine to eleven.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I stayed at the Bellagio in the President Wow.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, oh my god, sorry interrupt yea, yeah, go ahead.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Kind of the same situation. Yeah, right, So we get
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: the most beautiful room. I mean you're talking hot if
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: you're talking sauna, how how nice?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: It was like a six room fun Yeah, you know,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: it was insane. So we're hanging out and stuff bigger
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: than my house.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: So we're hanging out all day whatever. We go out,
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: we hit some malls, do the strip.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, Vegas is cool.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Get back to the room. We're sending up fucking hot
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: wheels tracks, hot wheels, stupid in the room.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: In the room where you get this ship from, I
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: don't know. I mean we bought it.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Uh, Brandon and our friend Corey just brought them and
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: they're like, oh yeah, dude, we'll fucking said. I was like, yo, bet,
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: I grew up with this, like we're having a good
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: time whatever. I was throwing cars around it, having fun.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Go out, dude, listen. So I see homeless person, right,
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: and I look at him.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what was wrong with me, right, So
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I go homeless person one of the trip one one,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: the first one. I go, pull yourself together, man, and
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: he's like.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: Fuck, ce blah blah blah, Like fuck, dude's like sleeping
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: on the side, Dude, he's sleeping.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: So I was fucked up, and I can.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, Brandon gave you a scolding, and yes, it was
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: well deserved it.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: I go to sleep that night.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: They're trying to grab a wheelchair to bring me around
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: the strip, because.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: This motherfucker goes to sleep at like like eight pm
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: in Vegas. It's fucking one am our time, you know whatever,
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: fucking eleven am or eleven pm R time. So we're
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: trying to find a way to like bring him around
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: the strip, the new strip, not the old strip in Vega.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: So we go around in the Benetian Casino and talk
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: to like six or seven of the security people there,
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: and we're like, hey, is there anyway we have a
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: friend that broke a leg.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Is there any way we can get a wheelchair.
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: For him so we could bring him around in the
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: bed because he's stuck in a bedroom right now, basically
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: just laying on the bed. They weren't having any part
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: of that.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: So we spent like three hours doing that, and then
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: we proceeded to go out to I'm not gonna remember
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: the name of the restaurant, but it was some random
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: restaurant in Vegas into like six am Vegas times, like
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: nine am our time. I'm fucking gone. I'm completely cooked.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: This asshole he never is either. And this asshole is
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: sleeping in a bed in a fucking twenty seven hundred
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: dollars room, a night.
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: Fucking room that we got two hundred and sixty bucks.
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: And we're like, all right, we'll fuck that.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go back and fuck with him.
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And that's when we went back and Corey fucking
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: grabbed you and you tried fighting the shit out of him.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I woke up from a dead sleep with people grabbing me.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: I just started I think it was like elbows swing, like.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: It came to it. I saw.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, I gotta stop. I just
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: want to go back to this boat. Like it was
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: the best bet I've ever slept, you know what I mean.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I mean earlier I was spread eagle button aked in
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: the window in the air though, right.
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: Oh ye god, yeah, all the way I mean, I
• 42:31
  Speaker 9: was like, I'm fucking god, you know what I mean.
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: I remember I'm saying this was like what like like
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: B series movie people like, yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: This is their fancy room for their trip.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: It was beautiful, and then.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: You know, next day goes through. One of my buddies
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: that were with was like I was like, what are
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: you What are you talking about? Like do you want
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: to come home with me? I'm like, hell, though, I'm
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: not leaving. He's like a lot of things are going
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: on right now. I was like, dude, you're out of
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: your mind. I'm not leaving. Then I was like for real,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: He's like, for real, I'll buy you a ticket. I
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: was like, all right, I'm not leaving. Hang out for
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: the day, go out to the strip. Very odd.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Nobody's out there, nobody literally, not even the boss.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess was down out of nowhere, and we're
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: all confused that like what basically what was even happening.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: At the point, Kyle looks at me, He's like, this
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: is the best thing in the world. I will never
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: He's like, we'll never see this again. And see with Brandon,
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: You'll never see this again. It's amazing.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: This is our So this right around March sixteenth when
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: we shut all the restaurants down.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think they shut down.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I think they're around like the Monday.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: I think they were around Yeah, I think. I'm not
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: exactly sure the date, but it was around the eighteenth,
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: nineteen twentieth, like around there. Like, what the fuck, dude,
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: we're going out. There's everything still going on. You staw
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: the street people, you have everything going on, but there's.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: But yeah, but trying to sell you coke. Oh, we
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: got plenty of that. I still have those in my business.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: There's nobody. It was crazy. It was crazy. It was
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: like there was nobody. We're going to bars. Yeah, so
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: overnight Vegas basically every.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: Where it was like an apocalypse movie pretty much.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: There would be like fifteen twenty people in the bar
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: and they're like, do you want to buy the whole bottle.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I've never I was like, what, how much? Twenty bucks?
• 45:03
  Speaker 9: What?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give it to me? Yeah yeah yeah, what are
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: you gonna keep spending money? At that point? Pretty interesting.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: We were hitting.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: A stupid ass, fucking shit like there's like a playground.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like down on that night.
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure we walk off the main strip to Fremont, right,
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: and then we were checking out like the Praying Mantis
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: that was breathing fire.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that thing, that.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Song and nobody's around it and it's just doing it,
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: sang it.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: It's just us. Yeah, there's nobody.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that being sad man like. So I'm starting to
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: fucking freak out.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Man. So, but now you guys have been inkling. What
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: the fuck's going on?
• 45:44
  Speaker 9: Though?
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Right right now, I didn't you didn't know anything about COVID.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I'm ignorant. You are fucking retard. Yes, I love that
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: we can say retard again. By the way, it was
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: such a word I grew well. So Kyle knew about this.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: He told me. He's like, hey, you know, like there's.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: No chattering when the bartenders when you had a bar
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: and everyone's talking about everybody.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: Was like trying to ignore it, and like I saw
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: there in Vegas, you're in a whole different I saw
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: the news in the morning and they were like, hey,
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: nobody has toilet paper, and I'm like, well, that's gay,
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: but I'm in Vegas, you know what.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, Like, I don't give a fuck about that.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: It got crazy, but you know, Kyle was like, hey, man,
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: like I'm starting to watch the news.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I'm losing my mind, like I know it. And I
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: was like, this is great.
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: So COVID's around and there's nobody here. I am nobody
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: to catch it.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: It's us. When they started letting you back in the
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: baseball stadiums and only a third capacity, like you just
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: walk up, get a beer, like no one's there was great.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: That was the old part about it too. After the
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: whole trip, they were just like, yeah, work from home forever.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: And I was like, I'm getting so high on the clock.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Everybody who works from home, not because of COVID, but
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: he just does because it's company s based out of
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: LA And I'm like, well, I don't think I could
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: ever do you do it from a day a week
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: or you can't do it if you're sick, right, It's
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: not it's yeah, yeah, well I can. I need to
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: be there right right, right right, obviously I do and
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: once oh, I mean you're out of the question.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: I can do a day and uh like actually push
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: work and justify it for sure.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: What you do bro different level? Well, I was joking,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: like we went on. He joined us on a vacation
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. We just went uplake, went
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: up a big house in the lake, and fucking he
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: still had to work. So he brings his beautiful So
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: it's like two o'clock in the afternoon and I just
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: bring him a coffee mug and I sit it next
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: to him. He's looking at me. I'm like, it's Jesus,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: It's it's in a fucking coffee.
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: It's just like you just program ships anyway, So listen,
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: So how does the story end.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: You're twenty minutes. Oh no, no, no, no, we're not
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: even well then, because I'm not. So you want to
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: take over, please, So let's see. Yeah, so we're in
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: the hotel room. So that night.
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: We go to see midget wrestling nice at a random
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: strip club called Little Darlings in Vegas, and their sign.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Outside of the place. We took a lemo yeah, there
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: the sign out okay, which was the most most clamped.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Fucking dude, I like.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: The fucking napkin and it just tasted like vinegar, so horrible.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Like vinegar like vinegar. Okay, So I think we paid
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: like twenty bucks. Hut. Yeah, it was cheaper than this
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: fucking uber fucking struck. The back of that thing was
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: so blod we were literally like hop and around.
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: So we pull up to Little Darlings, which has a
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: sign out front this is COVID free lap dances, and
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: we're like, well, that's interesting because we're going to see
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: midget wrestling. And when I was picturing is like a
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: wrestling rink like set up in the corner of a
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: strip club and then there's just strippers in the background
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: or whatever.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: It wasn't that at all. It was.
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: A wrestling ring essentially in the middle of a strip club,
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: and in between wrestling matches, strippers came out that were
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: butt plugs out of Apparently it was one of two
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: Vegas strip clubs that allowed full nudity.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: So there was Chicken.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: Correct where strip club can either serve alcohol or have
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: full nudity.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: So we were.
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: At one of the full nudity ones and yeah, of course.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like everybody there's coke. Oh, I mean there
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: was literally math ads there. There's people like roboting out
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: on the fucking like.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Jerk, like literally jerking off in the hallway where like,
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: oh I got a pet and you're like, dude, it
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: was crazy.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: It was like I can do this, no, insanely good,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: So we go there.
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: We watched one ver midget wrestling match and it was
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: it was interesting watch.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah me wrong, I paid. I paid forty bucks to
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: get in there. I was like, you paid for me, yeah, yep,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: So we go in.
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: There's no beer there, which is fucking lame. I watched
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: one midget wrestling match. It was super interesting to watch.
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: There was like a I want to say, like a
• 50:40
  Speaker 6: two hundred and forty pound stripper that walked up to
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: me trying to give me a fucking lap dance.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, yeah, no, thanks, said I
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: have a pig at home. It's true, yes, yes, yes,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I should have a ballless pick that needs scratching. I
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: don't have time for your ass, dude. I walked up
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: the fucking homie here.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: He had like fucking like five girls around him. He
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: was in this big leather chair and I'm fucking crying.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: You're a strange guy. I thought I was cheating. Oh yeah, it.
• 51:13
  Speaker 10: Was a woman's vagina on the stage and yeah, yeah,
• 51:17
  Speaker 10: yeah yeah, And so I called, you know whatever, you're
• 51:23
  Speaker 10: me sitting in the chair, we need to leave.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Turned around, tears of his face fucking coming down.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: My my, my, my wife. Literally it was like, yo, dude,
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: you could have had fun.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Trust my mother used to part own and ran a
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: strip up. No ship that like I got, I could
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: do a whole series of podcasts.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Nah, oh my god, I want to the story.
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: So he turned around with tears in his eyes, saying
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: we need to leave, and I'm like, fuck, this is
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: the first time I'm seeing pussy.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: In five years. All right. So we walk.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: Outside and there's how big was that guy who was
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: probably the bouncer, No.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: It was a random Hispanic man in the parking lot.
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: He was probably like eighty puking his guts out in
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: the parking lot. He finally stops crying and fucking like
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: starts giggling.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: That that happens. And we walked across the street Walgreens
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: and the straight and ship out or like whatever. He
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: told the bomb.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: At that point, Brandon yelled at him. He was like
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: a start screaming a strangers in Vegas again. So we
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: walked across the street to a uh I think it
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: was a It was like and we bought beef turkey
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: in Jesus naturally. Yeah, So then we walked back to
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: the parking lot of the strip club and trying to
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: hang out.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Outside and I'm making sure he's not trying to kill
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: himself and that kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: for sure. Because I was brother, I was losing my mind.
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: And eventually Art and Brandon walked back out and Art
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: has a snail trail across his pants from the Strippery truck.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: That was fun. So he was here, was stoked.
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: He had some random slime across his pants. He told
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: me to smell his fingers and that you live with
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: a ping you think that's you know what I mean?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: So anyways, we go, we go back, Art leaves whatever
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: we go to, well, Art doesn't pet cemetery.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, We're missing a very important story. What's
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: which is the grenade that I was looking at suspicious
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: when I woke up.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: So he detonated this motherfucker.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: The following day, the following morning, after we get back,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: you back to the guy's house. Yeah, so go back
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: to the guy's house. Awesome place.
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah so Art was talking about leaving that evening because
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: COVID had started and the world was panicking. So and
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: I was just like, fuck this. I I sent you
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: to myself. I want to be here forever. Uh So,
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: we're like, Art, because he played a guitar and pointed
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: a shotgun at your head with his balls in your face,
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: we're going to give you the opportunity to take this
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: now knowingly fake grenade and that was promised to be real,
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: and you're gonna go put that at his feet. And
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: he was outside talking to your wife.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: I believe that.
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: Uh So, Art takes the grenade out of the case
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: and we're following him from the front of the house
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: in the back of the house, and he turns around
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: to me like three four times.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: He's like, are you sure this ship's faked?
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: And I was like, I was like, I'm no expert,
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: I've never thrown a great I'm pretty sure it's fake.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: And then fucking Brandon was like, yeah, it's fake. I
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: fucking he led one and I.
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: Put r TV on the bottom of it, and the
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: spray painted the green so it looks real and did
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: that whole thing.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: So we walk out back of the house and uh,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: what did Art tell you?
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: Exactly as he dropped it at your feet.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: The eyes pulled, the pen dropped. That was it. That
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: was it. I was trying to tell I, get up.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: You ran. I ran faster than I've ever did you
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: yell grenade? No? Right as I was walking.
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: As we were walking out to the back, I told Art,
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: I was like, you're tell him, hey, you remember that
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: guitar thing you did to me That wasn't cool?
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: And then drop it at his feet. He didn't say that,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: he just did that. And then Dan.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: Sprints up the side of the house and I pick
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: up the I'm still questioning whether it's real or not
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: grenade laying on the ground and rolling on the side
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: of the house.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: It damn And then you ran a freaking the fuck out. Yeah. Absolutely,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: that thing looked amazing.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: It looked so good and you're fucking bomb So you're
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: not even thinking straight?
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, dude, I mean the whole time I
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: was losing my fucking mind.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, all right, So where are
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: we going next?
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: We went to the fucking Hoover Damn.
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we went to that damn guy dude.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: So like I was doing pretty I was doing pretty
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: okay here because like I had some liquor and ship,
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: I was hanging out.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, nothing shut down. They were not in
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Vegas yet Vegas yet. No, it was it.
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: Was pretty all still open it when nobody was there
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: where you know, we weren't wearing masks until like may
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: I think, right right, so there's no masks.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we were going out like, oh, Hoover Damn,
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: looking over and they're like, whoa, look around, Dan, It's amazing.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: There's nobody around. I'm like, there's something wrong. I will
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: picked up what's going on yet, well I did. I
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: was an idiot the whole time. I was a fucking.
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: Moral because like, if you come within six foot of anybody,
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: you're gonna die. Like that was essentially Yo Kyle school.
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: But I was just like, Hey, you're gonna come into
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: six six feet within somebody and you're gonna die.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: There's nobody here.
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: We're fine, Like we're looking out on the main strip
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: of Vegas. There's nobody really.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: And he's still freaking out.
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: He's crying in front of strippers, He's freaking out in
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: the daytime when.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: God, yeah, dude, I was losing my fucking mind. We
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: hit a pet cemetery. There's people on ATVs. It's like
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: some et fucking eighties ship.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: People are chilling.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, yeah, cool, we hit like this
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: old school cemetery.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah for a week. Yeah, that's a long time we have.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: We had fun. No, no, no, nah, yeah, we.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Like honestly, we had the nicest place to stay, like.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: It was very so. So how is that one? Oh
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: We went to the Grand Canyon? Right, So I'm losing
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: my mind this entire time. I'm fucking freaking out.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Right now, you're talking your wife back home, right, Oh,
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: she she's got to be updating your dumb ass on
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: what's going on basically, right, She's like, you got to
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: chill up, you know what I mean, I'm losing.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: My fucking mind.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: So, like we're hitting up, like we're going to the
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Grand Canyon.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Chilling.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Hit a dollar our story it looks like fucking you
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: ever watched that movie District nine, yeah, sequel.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that's what it looked like to like ten.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: It's all that ship. I walk in, I walk up
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: to the sky, I go, hey, can I buy.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Some beer here? Like in this town?
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I don't work here?
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: I said, what, I don't work here?
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: He has like a big like freaking yeah. I'm like,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: holy shit. We go to the dam. Can survive on
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: his own? I don't think so? Nah?
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Probably yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely not. We roll up
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: to the Grand Canyon. Right, my cousin's eating some weed gummies.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, let me get some of those. I
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: ate like one and a half.
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: By the way for the trip, Nobody in the house
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: that we were going to had a workable car at
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: the moment, so I rented a It was a Dodge
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: Caravan from like twenty twenty. It was like a brain
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: and we got it with like six miles on it.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: We definitely returned it smelling like whiskey. But I made
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: sure when I rented it that I was the only
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: name on there because.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I was trying to stay sober.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, my brain was gone from the
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: previous days. But yeah, So we drove up to the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: Grand Canyon in that they decided to eat wheat gummies
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: on the way up.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: All of them, and I was just like, yeah, another plan.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: You're like what, Yeah. I was just trying to relax.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: So we go to the we go to the Grand Canyon.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: Your cousin's running around in a skeleton onesie like a psychopath.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: And he was fun. He was fucking out of there,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: probably on six week gummies. We had that whole day
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: super fun. I decided to freak them out on the
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: way home.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I like fucking driving a little funny sometimes, especially when
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: returns are in the car. So I'm doing like eighty
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: five on the mountain rocks. You scared us. They're all
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: having panic attacks. Oh no myself. I mean I'm probably crying. No, no,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: I actually went into field position at the Grand Canyon.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is too much. There's like a
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: little down, there's a little kid.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: There's a little kid on the main part where the
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: glass floor doing the moonwalk right, and I'm like, this
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: is due is fuckings.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: Like see when you park at the Grand Kiddy, there's
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: a huge parking spot, like a huge parking lot that
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: you fucking bring a card or whatever, and then you
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: take a little bus to like the different stations of
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: the Grand canyon. It's the beginning of COVID. Nobody's there.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: Dance having a panic attack on the fucking on the
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: little buses.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: We're going from.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: No as, We're going from like one spot to the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: other where I'm the little bus and Dance having a
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: panic attack, and I'm like, brother, if you're gonna catch COVID,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: it's from somebody.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: There's nobody on this bus. We're fine.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: And he's like, finally like, you know what, Okay, you're
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: kind of right, blah blah blah blah blah, tears stop flowing.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: We pull up to the next spot, like twenty eight people.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: Immediately his eyes.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Just fucking sink to the bottom of it. I was
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: so high on on weed and I just saw this.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: Dude with a missing toothed and it was like it
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: was like eighties movies, like yeah. I was like, oh,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: but I was out of my fucking mind.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: So he starts freaking out again, and I'm like, well,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I tried calming you down off that
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: nobody's on the bus, but now everybody's here. So we
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: go to the second part. We're like wandering around, we're
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: checking out the fucking entire thing.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: We go onto that skywalk.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: Thing broke and I was trying not to lose him
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: in the ninety miles on our winds that were going
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: on that day.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, old thing.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: The Grand Canyon is beautiful.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: It's but then we take the drive home. I scare
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: the ship out of him driving all the way back
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: that whole.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: You were screaming at me. I gave up screaming. Probably
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: lost your voice from screaming, dude a little bit. We
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: bought you that chicken sandwich at the fun That was good.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: That brought me back to real life. That was funny.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: You say something like that, and it's true, like when
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: you you know, you're really drunk, you're really high, you're
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: kind of having a panic attack, and it's just just
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: something little that you don't think it's going to be effective.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Here, damn, I have this fucking chicken sandwich, and I
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: just like, you know, like it was. And then we
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: went out of the skywalk a little pleasure a whole time.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: And then we came back inside and he was still
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: freaking the fun out.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: We had it worse at the end. We went to
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: the airport. Oh yeah, that was the airport.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: So like two three days past after that we go,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: we go out, We go shooting in the middle of
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: literally nowhere, Vegas.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: That was a whole funer.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: I blew that ship up, We blew up a fucking
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: pinata full of Tanner Hite. We did the whole fucking shebang,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: the whole Vegas fucking Freedom American trip, and uh, you know,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: we get to the point where.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: It's the day to you know, go back.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: You know, we're gonna fly home and do the whole
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 6: fucking thing, and we're like, well, coked, what's going on?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: This sucks? So we definitely not sneak a bunch of
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: weed through t s a. Oh no, what but whatever.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: While I had it while we're at I didn't even
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: give at this pint.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: While we're at the Venetian, they had that random little
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: platter of like bullshit you.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Could take from that, like is on a little wait table. Yeah,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: like take a whatever it is every hotels like that.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So your cousin took that one can off that
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: looked funny, that looked like.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: A funny beer or something. He was like, this was
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: like awesome.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: It was like pink and white stripe to fucking whatever,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: a little black It was a stash can that was
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: full of a condom.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Ruying a bunch of weird ships.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: That getting charged, dude, a cock ring.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: Then we ended up getting charged like sixty bucks on
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: extra in the fucking room.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: It was ridiculous. So we sneak all like weep gummy
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: sweet fucking I have all that ship mm hmm. Yeah,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: we had the weed. I didn't even have a funk.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, let's go home. We had the only
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: was COVID.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: We had a sweet, gummies everything. Yeah, so we sneak
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 6: all that through. He gets caught for that stash can
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: through a scanning.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: They ripped they Yeah, they ripped apart, and he had
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: weed in there too. They didn't find any of that.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: They just found the stash can with.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: An They ripped him apart. They they pulled this thing out.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: This is what I remember, right, So I'm I'm past it.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I'm cool. They're like, what is this? He's like, oh,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: I bought that. They shut the fuck up. They open it. Wow,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: they they fucking carry on. That's that's what we were.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Luggage dude.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: They pulled out like a cock ring a little battle dude.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I said, what the fuck is this? Dude? Like, in
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: my mind I'm.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Watching it and he's like trying all pleasure thing on that,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: and he's trying to like explain it to him. They
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: were like, no, you know, I was like holy ship.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Anyways, we get past that ship. They eventually figured that's
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: never make it home. I know you do because you're
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: sitting here. But so I'm not a little story for
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: you there. We're forty minutes in the story, right, So
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: they eventually figure out it's it's not a bomb.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: It's not right right right now the bomb they thought
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: it was right, it's where you said.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: So he had all his weed in a pack of
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: like vitamin sea gummies because it's speaking.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: That was not marijuana. I had uh some weed.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: Vapes in mine, and I think you had regular weed,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: and well no, I had the uh pound.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: No KP.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Well my cousin just gave me some like gummies, right, yeah,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: sermon with the.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: But did anyone have actual weed on that? I thought
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: you did not smoke. No, it was all like alternatives. Cool.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: So anyways, they shot down the fucking airport.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, So we stood in the line to get
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 6: on our airplane and then we passed through TSA four
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: for forty five minutes, something like the old Asian guy
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: farted on you, which was hilarious.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: He's holding me, Kyle's holding me back from swinging on him.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: It's like, are you fucking sure? I was like, dude,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: you gotta calm down. I was like, it's all right,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna figure out what the is going on here.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: And I'm walking up to the counter.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: The lady is like, yeah, COVID is reported in the building, so.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Over the long way up there, so we weren't.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: We immediately said, uh, fuck this, We're going to get
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: a rental and we're.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Just gonna drive home. Yeah. So I think we went
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: back to Brandon's for the night, right, and then we
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: did it. We just got straight in the jeep.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: So we got straight in the jeep in Vegas during COVID.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: It drove, yeah, and then drove straight across the country
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: while everything was shut the fuck down.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it wasn't no, no, it wasn't cool,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: because well, you're threatened to kill me in my sleep.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: I got pretty upset. I didn't want to go up
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: north in March. So that being said, when we woke
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: up or I woke up. Kyle can't see. I'm like
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: fuck or fucked.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: We had a few hotels they won't accept us.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: They're like not because.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, that's.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: It was because of uh, you know, the the virus. Right,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: we get a hotel room, we pass out. I'm talking
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: to Kyle and my cause because I wanted to go
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: down south.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I thought it would be easier and nicer, Yeah, warmer, yeah, whatever, no, snow.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Not or whatever the fuck it is. Do we wake
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: up there's dust everywhere? I said, what the fuck is this?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're totally wrong. We didn't wake up. There was
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: dust everywhere. We woke up and looked out of the
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: window and there was the one donkey.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: There was the dog.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: We had a frozen donkey. But we woke up there's
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: dust everywhere. We go downstairs to check out what the
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: fuck's going on? Had you sleep through that earthquake last night?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: So? What earthquake? Yeah? So we we walked up.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: No, No, I was at that point.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: I was like a twelve hour drive deep.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 6: And we went through a snowstorm and an earthquake in
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: Utah overnight that we.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Didn't even know about right.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: We eventually, you know, my cousin went a little crazy.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: He ran out of weed.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: We're driving home. We're in Pennsylvania. We almost go off road.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: He lost it because he like, you know, anxiety and stuff,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: but like he was just getting stone and ship.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, dude, Kyle. I grabbed Kyle. Oh dude,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I grabbed Kyle.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: He's sleeping, so like I think I ripped, Like I
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: ripped a good amount of driving myself. Yeah, sixteen hours, seventeen.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Straight strip, yeah, yeah, straight. Yeah. My cousin starts driving.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: He's going off road. He's screaming. I grab Kyle from
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: the back seat. I'm like, bro, you've.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: Gotta get the fuck up, man.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: You're crying again.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, jesus, yeah, he goes.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: He goes, there is nothing I can do.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: He feels the car going off road.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: That's when I finally look up through the windshow that
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: I realized we're not even on the highway.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: At the highwayst yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and I'm
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: freaking out. Kyle grabs say that if we were on
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: the road, we were on dirt.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Kyle grabs the fucking wheel and he goes, you want
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: to get the fuck home. Everyone's shipping on the fucking
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: side of the road, like like literally, like it was insane.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Kyle didn't give a fuck. Grab the fucking wheel. Did
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: the last seven eight hours.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: You're the alpha of there, the middle of the n Bryan, Yeah,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: fucking yeah, the entire drive shadow Uzzi's boneyard.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was that. We're jamming out.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, I did rip the sixteen seventeen hours straight. Yeah,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: I did, no problem.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: So that was your Vegas trip was bad?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: I mean but you had fun though, right, Hell yeah.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: It was an experience of yeah, yeah, fuck yeah.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 11: So my first trip to Vegas early two thousands never
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 11: been obviously, first trip kind of a quick beginning is
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 11: we miss our flight to Vegas out of Bradley and
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 11: we're scrambled and.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: We missed it by like three minutes. Just it wasn't
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: even our fall, just traffic this and that whatever. So
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: we get to the airline the front, what did you
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: There's well, there's a flight to Los Angeles and then
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: you can connect to a quick flight.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: There like fine, book it. So we fly to LA.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: There's a delay from that flight we're based long story,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: so we're gonna miss this flight to Vegas.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Sure, So I'm like, fuck it, let's rent a car
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: and drive. Yeah.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: So we go to the rent of car area. It's
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: like three in the afternoon, and I'm like, yeah, we
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: did the rent of car. We're just we're just, uh,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: we're driving Vegas. And how long is it taking to Vegas?
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Like four hours? She goes, I mean, you're in Los
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: Angeles at three o'clock in the afternoon. You won't get
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: out of Los Angeles in four hours.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't believe it, right, I'm like, I
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: don't care. Just give me the fucking car. So we
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: get in.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: We said to I don't even know we had GPS
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: back then, We're probably still doing map Quest. Sure, so
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: fucking she wasn't lying. It's like a seventh lane highway
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: and you don't go anywhere. I don't know how people
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: do this in this fucking city. So we left at
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: by by the time we got in the car and
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: it was like four pm. We getto Vegas till about midnight,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: so it was an eight.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Hour drive fort to get out of LA and then forty.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: You know, it was pretty cool though, because we were
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: like the same as you.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: We were just fucking tired. Yeah, five fucking hours, six
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: hours in.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: LA but you're not being a bit right.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: But yeah, but at night as you come over the
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: hillside and you see the lights of Vegas, was pretty
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: fucking cool.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's usually flying we're driving. That's pretty fucking meat, right.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: So whatever, So we get to our hotel and uh,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: we fucking sleep for a few hours. We go back
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: downstairs because they're kind of doing the room and we
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: had to go back upstairs first. We have to forgot
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: something in the room. So we go back in the
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: room and there's this little Mexican guy. Right, we have
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: like a little if we're staying at the Monte Carlo, okay,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: and there's this little Mexican guy and he's like, there's
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: we have a hot tub like in the living room, right,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: and he's got like a toothbrush and he's fucking like
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: spit shine in this fucking.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Golden all these nights and he's big a look fucking perfect.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh man, thanks man, whatever, blah blah blah.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: So we go out day, drinking all day, go to
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: steak dinner the next day, all my buddies from high
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: school coming.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: I was right around the tournament time, right about this
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: time of year. And uh so we go back up
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: to the room. So it's like nine o'clock at night.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: So my buddy HUALI will not name for his safety,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: says to me, I'm gonna get a hooker.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: WHOA right.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: I'm like, we had some face down ass off.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not gonna lie.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: So I go really, He's like, yeah, fuck it, I'm
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: in face. I'm gonna get a fucking hooker. I'm like, okay,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go downstairs and gamble. So I go downstairs.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: I brought thirty five hundred dollars cash with me, and
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: I lose it all within like two hours playing blackjack.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: I was on the most miserable run ever in.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: All fair Its two hours is good, he said, yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 6: hundred and a ham and now it was bad.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: So whatever. So it's like eleven o'clock. So I go
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: back upstairs and he's sitting there by himself, and I'm like,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: well happen.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: He's like, well, you know, I called this. I called
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: this one hooker. He went to the phone book.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 12: The phone book still exists, so he looks to the
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 12: phone book and he's like, he called some hooker and
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 12: she comes to the room.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: She knocks on the door. He opens the door and
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: she's like.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's one hundred and fifty dollars for me
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: to walk in the room. And he's like what, He
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: goes yeah, and then what are your prices? After that,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: she's like whatever, like four hundred for a blow jab down,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: forty six whatever, And he's like no, no, no, get
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: the fuck out of here. She's like, well, you still
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: on me the one fifty or the guy downstairs is
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: going to come up here and has whoa? So he
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: pays her one at fifty to lead the pimp. Right,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: Oh god. So he goes to the phone book again,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: same thing. My buddy's about as smart as you, Dan,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: and fucking same thing comes up, the same scenario. Sure,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: So now I was down three hundred dollars, hasn't even
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: have a dick fucking touchyn. So fucking she leaves. So
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: this is where I come into the room. So I'm
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: fucking bombed. I brought up some like fucking pizza from
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: downstairs their sports centers on.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, fucking yeah, out of time, I'm having a
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: good time, right, So I pissed off. He fucking picks
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: up the phone and calls another one. I'm right. So
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: now I'm on the couch half fucking days dozing off
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: sports centers on. I've still got a little whiskey in it,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: having a good time. All of a sudden, here on
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: the door, nah joke it.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: Johnny gets up, fucking walks to the door, opens the door.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: It's like a fifty five year old Asian lady, a
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: leopard print fucking Onesi's dressed.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: So I kind of like.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: Pick my head up and I look and I just
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: chuckle to myself and I'm like, this girl's hitting the
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: road right.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Hit my head back down on the couch. He lets
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: her in. I'm like, all right, whatever, still not really
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: paying attention.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: So they get into the hot tub, right, so they
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: got the hot tub, about the temperature or whatever. He
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: gets in, I'm still like in and out right drunk,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: sleeping whatever.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: At the specific time, I kind of woke up.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: I hear.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: No, and I'm like and.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: I look over and he fucking pukes all over, come
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: all over her, come on, like fucking just all over.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: So I'm like fuck.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: And he's like, oh happened, And he goes to get
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: out of the fucking hot dub.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: It's the jet button. So now the fucking jets everywhere.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: It's all over her. It's fucking going all over the place.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Jesus, Jesus, I'm like, so he she fucking
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: jumps out, runs into the shower. She's fucking he like
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: finally missed the jets down.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: He's like, what the fuck happen here? He's getting the shower.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: So he goes to the shower, their shower together. Now
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: this lady was a trooper, yep, So fucking oh. They're
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: there for like ten minutes.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: They come out and she's like getting dressed, and he
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: just hands her money. I still I'm just like, kind
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: of laughing, still kind of alf drawn sleeper.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: Sure, share share and she leaves. So I'm like, what
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: the fuck, dude. He's like, oh, man, just just hit
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: me all at once. I'm like, just all over him.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: So now the hot top is settled down. Oh it's
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: just a layer of pew, dude. So he fucking hits the.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: Drain button and we pass out. Next morning, I wake up,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: it is fucking it reeks in the room. First of all, yeah, sure,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: I get up.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, right, I'll.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: Punch him in the face because now he's really coming
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: back to me. I'm like, Joe, what the fun I'm like,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: you're fucking clean of this ship. I'm you know, the
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: room's in my name, Like, you're fucking clean of this ship.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: He's like, what the fuck, I'm done clean. I'm like,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: who's gonna clean this?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: You? You? I'm like, you know what, let's just go
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: downstairs and grab breakfast.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: So, I mean it is fucking plastered against the sidewalls
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: of the oh oh.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: So we go downstairs, we have breakfast whatever.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Shark fucking drinking again or in Vegas, of course, so
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: he fucking he's like, I gotta he forgot something upstairs,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: Go upstairs.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: So he goes upstairs. He's up there for like twenty minutes.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: He comes back down.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 13: He's like, dude, I walked in the room and that
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 13: fucking Mexican guy from yesterday had a hammer in a
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 13: chisel and he was like chiseling. He looks at me
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 13: and he goes, what the fuck, man, And he goes
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 13: some fucking hooker fucking puked in my fucking.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Art and goes, oh, man, I tell you not the
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: first time I've seen it.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: He's like, right, wow, he goes Jerry pulled out. I
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: went to my pocket to give him cash. I only
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: had seven dollars on me, so I gave it to him.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you fucking had this guy cleaning your puke
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: and a hot tub, and the best you could do
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: was give him seven.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Hand the line to him and say it was the hooker.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, well, my Jesus Christ. So we still
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: had two nights left and I broke right sure. So
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: that was the first part of the story.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Second part of the stories, I'm like, all right, So
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: I go to the I only have credit cards on me,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: So I go to the ATM.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: I take my max out three hundred bucks just to
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: go out for the night. Now, my buddies are in town.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: We're watching NC eight tournament. It's like eight of us
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: right on. We just go to a club. I spent
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: on a hundred and fifty.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: We walked back into the hotel about to go upstairs,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: and there's a big wheel of fortune, fucking you know.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: Calling my name. It's yeah, yeah, dollars okay, So.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: I put my last hundred and fifty in Spen Spins Spans,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: Spin Spin spinspin about the fuck last spin boom hit
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: a free spin on the wheel. No, HiT's up eight
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: hundred bucks. I'm cash out, yeah, easy. So I get
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: up the next morning, breakfast fucking mimosa whatever. Sure, I'm like,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: fuck it, I'm already down as much money as fucking
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: let's let it roll fun. Throw eight hundred dollars down
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: within forty five minutes. I got a crowd around me.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: I'm up like ten grand.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: I'm just fucking nah, fucking come on, sort cash out
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: and I'm about.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Like up like eight grand, so minus the thirty five
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: thirty eight, really I lost.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like double myn like four grand forty. Yeah.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: So I get up and I have a little where
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: with all of what to really do in casinos, So
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: I fucking run right to the casino host and I
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: go over there and she.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: Said, I sit down. She's like kind of like stay.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all great, I go.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: You know what, I got a fucking crushed this weekend,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: a lot of four thousand, sure because they don't see
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: my winnings yet, of course, And she's like, oh, I'm
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: so sorry, but you have a good time.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like I got I go. I have two requests.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: I go, we're leaving tomorrow morning at our flights not
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: till like seven at night.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Could I get an extension on the room so we
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: have to like fucking sit in the Emperor. Oh yeah,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: four o'clock check out? Good?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, yeah perfect. I said, cool, And I'm like,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 14: I keep walking by Jack Steakhouse about this looks amazing.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 14: She was like, I'll give you a fucking fight. I'll
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 14: get no gift card for I'm like, sure, come on,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 14: so we go. We go to the fucking thing.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: We literally order we ordered a like a four hundred
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: dollars bottle of wine and ass yeah, and we sad.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 15: I'm like, this is fucking great, fucking like now, I
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 15: just yet on man, and I end up going I
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 15: haven't been in a long time, like since before you
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 15: got or like before you guys went in two thousand
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 15: or whatever, it.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: Was sure, and uh I here, it's very different now.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: But I've went like ten times in my life, Like
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: I once went out there, and in two thousand I
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: was out there and I bet one hundred dollars on
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: the Patriots to win the Super Bowl at seventy five
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: to one odds.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: I put the fucking ticket in my wallet that worked
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: out they win the super Bowl.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: I'm at Knickerbocker's at the mall fucking partying, and I'm like, oh,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: wait a second, I think I got a winner in
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: my fucke.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: I totally forgot about it. My mom was like, the
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: fucking ticket from MGM brand. I'm like, oly, shit, dude,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I can mail it in the cash it.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I'm flying out for this, and I
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: lost like three grand of it right away.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: I'm black. I don't even gamble anymore. I don't.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm going, you know, maybe maybe I'll probably
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: two hundred dollars bills and put it down.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, that's wrong with that. I like, well,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: I meant to gamble on this ship, you know. Yeah,
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it's just too quick now,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: having beautiful spice. Wait, give me a table. Now we're
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: going the table, I'm like nervous to sit down. I'm like,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, do you mind if I play? You know
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: that's weird. My anxiety has gotten worse as I got Yeah,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: that's the funny part about our Vegas trip. I didn't
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: gamble once. I didn't put a dollar on a table.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: I have so many fucking Vegas stories that again, I
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: could fill a fucking pocket.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: I've only I've told a couple. But I ended up
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: in a wheelchair one night, that's word hoping. I was
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: with my best friend.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: We were out there and I swear to god, I
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: got roofie. We were so my boss, my boss from Stonebridge,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: took us out.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: We're staying at uh, what's the one? Uh fuck, it's
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: the one at the beginning whatever.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: So it takes this really nice dinner and it's not
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: like the fucking seventieth floor or something.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: And we go to the rooftop bar. We have a cocktail.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: Now I'm only like a couple of drinks and sure,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: and the last thing I remember was up there looking
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: down on this strip.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: It was like it was like a fucking uh, what's
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: that movie? The Hangover? You know. I woke up the
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: next morning, I'm.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: Like, and my buddy Camp's like, you fucking remember anything?
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like what He's like, I'm like, know what happened?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: Why don't just take a seat? Long story short, And
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: they were.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: We were in New York Land, up in New York,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: New York and this black guy.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: I was so drunk. I'm like leaning up against the.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Wall and this black guy walks by, and Camp's trying
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: to like fucking keep me fucking straight.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Camps. Camp's great, he'll drink all night and never like this.
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  Speaker 2: And this black guy walks by and he goes, Yo, Yo,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: your boy.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: He's got his pants on the ground. My shorts were
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: down and I was leaning on the wall. Yeah. He's like,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: he's like, yo, bro, can you help me out? I'm
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: my boy. I give you your fucking He goes, I
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: got you. I got your dude right away. Came back
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: with a wheelchair.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: They threw me a wheelchair and they wheeled me back
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: to uh what the fucking dew were we?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: I can't think whatever. They wheel me back to the
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: hotel and he's do you remember anything.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I remember that. He's like, you were
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: fucking you. You're's pretty cool if you ever go back.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: If you're playing Blackshack, there's one part that's like it's
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: like it's like a fucking night club and they play
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: black Jacket. All the girls are fucking they're not naked,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: but they're just fucking wearing nothing and they're the dealers.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: It's fucking pretty cool. Apparently I was playing blashack there.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: He said I was doubling down on like six with
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: ten showing. He told me out the table, like doubling
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: out and everything. What the fucking doing. I'm like, I don't,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: I don't remember. I'm gonna add to get roofy because
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: I can. I can go all night drinking and then
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: the last thing I remember is three last of wine dinner.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: You don't know the difference, right right? Or something happened
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: along the way.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, absolutely, what the does happen?
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 6: By the way, Nothing would have made me happier than
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 6: you waking up blackout drunk in a wheelchair. It just
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 6: didn't have We talked to so many people. They wouldn't
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 6: give us a wheelchair.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know many. That was the crippled. Yeah, I
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: was getting wheeled around and we.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 6: Were lying everybody, Yes, dude's got a broken leg. He's
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 6: all fucked up. It's this fucking party. They wouldn't give
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 6: us the wheelchair would have been good.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: There's this bar New York are called nine Fine, nine
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: Fine Irishman Irish bar.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: Obviously we went there for lunch one day's three of us.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: I think we had like fucking seven car bombs each
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: at like two in the afternoon, beautiful, and we just
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: walk around and then we went to the ice bar.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: You know, it's like those fucking frozen ice ba the bat.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 13: I'm just like a lot of the fuck's going on
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 13: beautiful out there.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, ship shops out there there, COVID.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: But like the nine to eleven thing was the same thing,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: right right, right, right right right, everyone's.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Afraid to fly.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: Well, like when they started flying and everyone was flying home, yep,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: and we were the only assholes flying in That was.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: The same ship.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: When we showed up that fucking day, that fucking the
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 6: whole strip was filled with people.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: Da It was fucking there was motherfuckers everywhere. And then
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: we woke up the following morning and it was nobody
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: the whole week. Nobody.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: You guys must have been in like gamer mode too,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: like you're like, we're the little kids.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: This is the last of us. Yeah. I was like,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna enjoy Vegas themselves? Is it Fallout?
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: One of those goes is based in Vegas, right, Fallout Vegas?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, did you guys go to
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 11: Old Vegas when we were there, Yeah yeah, yeah, we
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 11: explored three month yeah yeah, so much.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Lights side story from the seven dollar Prime Dinners.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: You know, like you go to fucking anywhere on the strip,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: it's like, all right, twenty five hours rits.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: It's like, come on, dude, sound gouging me and you
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: tip my dollar and I'm a bartender. I'm like, dude,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not twenty.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: Tifty five dollars and a fucking beer pop the cap
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: on and that's one of the best tippers there is.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: But we are you guys are couches. Your couch. I'll
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: tell you what. Way.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 6: At the end of the Fremont Strip there was a
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 6: little bar called the Atomic Yeah, and uh I got
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 6: two drinks from there that night. I was the one
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 6: that was in control of the Uh. The rent also
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 6: like yeah, yeah, too much. He had a drink called
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 6: the Taste of the a Taste of the Forest, and
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 6: for whatever, I don't know what.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: The fuck was in that drink. Fucking like it felt
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: like I was going fishing in like a fucking lake
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: around here. It's fucking so tasty. Really yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: look that up. Maybe's still on the menu. Good ship. Yeah,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: it's not about it all. Oh man, all right, fit
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: our limit ninety minutes. That's usually what I do. That's good.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: Doesn't feel like ninety minutes, right, Yeah, I don't have
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: too much fun? Yeah always, man, I love this show.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: Great stories, guys, Vegas is I mean, I think everyone's
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: everyone in Vegas.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: You got it, you gotta everybody. Yeah, it's every great stories.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: I have still so many and strip cup stories. We
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: got a lot of those. My mom going on midgit
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: wrestling though. No. I went to digit wrestling once in
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: New Haven. It was funny, though. Yeah. It wasn't like
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: naked you know, it's just midgets, you know, wrestlings. Okay.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 6: Ours was full of butt plugs thereveryelugs.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: Literally, that's all we've seen was butt plugs. I just
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: want to thank you for having us on the show. Absolutely,
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 3: this was awesome.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: Now, before I ended one last little nugget about there,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: we were I think it's called which is a strip
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: club out there, right, And it's the same thing.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: They don't serve booze or the or one or the other.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: I forget what it was, but we went there and
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: it was like a fucking astronomical cover charge, and I
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: think it was they serve booze so they really couldn't
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: see ja.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: We already drapk like fuck this, let me leave.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: So we walk out and there's a security guard outside.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: I'm like anywhere else, like around it, and he goes see
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: the security guard down there. He just go talk to
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: him and go in there. You'll like it. I'm like, okay,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: So we walk down the fucking sidewalk. We go in.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: Guy's like twenty dollars covered. I'm all right, this reasonable.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: So we walk in.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: It's very dark in here, there's no stage or anything,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: and the lady asked me if I want to drink.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: There wasn't really a bar. She just asked me. And
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll do you know, three Captain.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: Cokes or whatever? The fuck? Are sure? We're just like
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: standing around. Look what the fuck are we doing here? Right?
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: So I just start wandering off and I just turned
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: on my left and there's a bed and there's just
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: two people fucking on her.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: No. I'm like, no, No, there's no that's weird. I'm plastic,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: what like a I don't keep walking? No.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: I walked down this and I turned on my right
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: and it's some girl blowing a dude on the bed.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: Where were you? And I'm like, what the fuck is
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: going on? Where were you?
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: So the girl comes back and with our drinks and
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what is this place?
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: She goes, oh, it's I forget what she said. It's
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: a sex club. What does that mean? Right?
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: Right right, Well, she's basically perverts like you coming and
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: watch people upset.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: No, And I'm like, all right, how much for the drinks?
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: She's like fifty dollars. I'm like, all right, here's sixty.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: We're pounding these and getting the fun out.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: Right on.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 15: Dude walked out right outside and he's like what that
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 15: was quick?
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: I'm likely ship Yeah, no, dude, what the yeah?
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 14: Man?
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, they didn't tell you down everything. I'm like, no,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: I went in there. Yeah, detail how much to get
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: your peer touched?
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: Fuck that.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like just like I'm like but then I started
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: like wondering, like are these people getting paid the like
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: fuck for show?
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: Are they? Did they pay somebody that has? Right?
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: What's the business concept outside of a cover charge at
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: a fucking bar?
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: And like it wasn't a lot of people in there,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: and no one was really drinking. You know.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: I walk in and asthmy drink general like whatever, Yeah,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: we're in.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: What's going on? What the going on? And this is legal?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: I want to but they're serving drinks and there's butt
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: ass naked people in the bed. Oh yeah of course. Yeah.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: But thank you for having us.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: This was the show now did Vegas?
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: All right? All right, Danny Kyle Kyle, great meeting you buddy.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 14: Thank you.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: Guys. Got to stop down tomorrow Stone.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: Bridget Yes, sir, parade tomorrow eleven or twelve, and I
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: come down Stones.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna you holding up. I'd be holding a banner.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes, you want to plug it, but this
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: is when you're where you plug it, not butt plug it,
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: plug the band?
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: What do you? What do you? What's the banner say?
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: Or you can't say it? That's right. I forgot. I
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: prefer not to that's right.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: I forgot. I forgot your rules of engagement over there.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: And all right, guys, thanks so much for coming on.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: And I hope Rob Turcotte listens to this because he's
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: mad that you came on before he did.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: Robert.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: All right, fellas, let's enjoy the spring, summer's coming, best
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: time of year right now, absolutely alright, thank you,