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- 0:08Speaker 1: M hmm, what you which is I mean, like I said, so,
- 0:30Speaker 1: we wanted like pictures and saying gria and stuff because
- 0:33Speaker 1: whatever the same grier, what they gave its, it's really
- 0:35Speaker 1: really good. So we drink on that.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, it's an experience. So I'm thinking, I'm thinking
- 0:40Speaker 2: that might be the thing for the birthday.
- 0:42Speaker 3: All right, Well, your birthday is in the bottom up,
- 0:44Speaker 3: so let me know, so I can.
- 0:45Speaker 1: Show up and you know, your nephew birthday three days
- 0:47Speaker 1: before yours. So but this cruise is that nigga birthday gift.
- 0:51Speaker 3: So I ain't mad at that we take him out
- 0:52Speaker 3: to like about yourself for his birth actual birthday.
- 0:55Speaker 1: Yeah, because his birthday on the Sunday this year. So
- 0:57Speaker 1: the cruise is his actual birthday gift and he will
- 0:59Speaker 1: be able to do what the hell you want to
- 1:00Speaker 1: do on the cruise. I ain't gonna tell him no.
- 1:02Speaker 1: If you asked me money, I'm like, here, shut up, shut.
- 1:06Speaker 3: The FuG man. Mama had plans. I have some work
- 1:11Speaker 3: to do.
- 1:11Speaker 2: So there's so there's this girl that I met that
- 1:14Speaker 2: I met on a that I met on the Lattle
- 1:15Speaker 2: deck and she said she wanted them. She says she
- 1:19Speaker 2: wanted to go, you know, show me the stars.
- 1:21Speaker 3: Something about a balloon died. I think she mentioned that
- 1:23Speaker 3: they blow up in the.
- 1:25Speaker 1: And then around the little bit gonna be tied up
- 1:28Speaker 1: in a lifeboat to get back to the fucking Miami.
- 1:31Speaker 3: But anyway, you wouldn't known the ship with four thousand people,
- 1:34Speaker 3: you ain't wrong. And with that being said, Welcome to
- 1:38Speaker 3: this week's episode of Wine and Audacity, the podcast.
- 1:40Speaker 1: That's my first curse. I disappeared.
- 1:43Speaker 3: I bet you did.
- 1:44Speaker 1: I'm sure of it. I was a fine, worried bitch.
- 1:46Speaker 1: He's sixteen.
- 1:47Speaker 2: I was eighteen, was able to go into the little
- 1:49Speaker 2: going to the adult club.
- 1:52Speaker 1: That's because you looked you. You didn't look sixteen when
- 1:55Speaker 1: we were sixteen.
- 1:55Speaker 3: Can finished my intro?
- 1:57Speaker 1: Please, I'm sorry? Did you think it was the folk?
- 2:00Speaker 3: Thank you? I'm gonna start over, especially I mess me
- 2:02Speaker 3: up and I don't remember where I ended, but yeah,
- 2:07Speaker 3: thank you, ship wrong one. That's the outro. Welcome to
- 2:10Speaker 3: this week's episode winding all that podcast. I'm your host,
- 2:15Speaker 3: braind is a card and I'm jumped by two of
- 2:17Speaker 3: my three ferode people in the world. How you're feeling
- 2:18Speaker 3: this week?
- 2:19Speaker 1: Brandon been drinking, y'all.
- 2:20Speaker 4: I have.
- 2:23Speaker 3: Good Lord, I'm sweating like a horn, not like a
- 2:25Speaker 3: horn church. But you were right in my defense. The
- 2:28Speaker 3: heating next to day is like one hundred and seven,
- 2:30Speaker 3: so it's disrespectful. It's sucking high again today I can't
- 2:33Speaker 3: think from Jamaica two different shades. My mother called me,
- 2:38Speaker 3: was like, how are your feeling this?
- 2:39Speaker 1: Sweet niggas? I'm right, I'm cool and I'm chilling them straight.
- 2:44Speaker 3: I'm not cool, bitch, I'm hot ship.
- 2:47Speaker 1: Trying to eighty nigga e is on. I can you
- 2:50Speaker 1: forgetting Braandy keep his house at like sixty degrees a
- 2:52Speaker 1: who year long? Yoh, it will be six hundred, six
- 2:55Speaker 1: hundred damned dollars.
- 2:57Speaker 3: My thermostatic.
- 2:58Speaker 1: We talked about that the last time was the fucking
- 3:01Speaker 1: BG was disrespect.
- 3:04Speaker 3: My thermits said, is on a nice cool seventy two.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Thank you very surprise your bill, your fucking thermistead. They
- 3:09Speaker 1: never on the seventy two.
- 3:10Speaker 3: It's on the seventies war time, and it's on seventy
- 3:13Speaker 3: five during the week. What you're talking about.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Agrees, and that.
- 3:19Speaker 3: Cold never not never nigga.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Niggas going, y'all gonna like my like my place.
- 3:23Speaker 3: No place is comfortable, okay, my.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Place, and let's just keep that ship on like on
- 3:28Speaker 2: like sixty like sixty eight.
- 3:31Speaker 3: I turned mine down being there short on, like, oh
- 3:34Speaker 3: this coming.
- 3:34Speaker 1: For the first time, I'm moving there. I turned mine
- 3:36Speaker 1: down to that the other day when that damn he
- 3:37Speaker 1: didn't next got that damn mine and I'm upstairs leg
- 3:40Speaker 1: across the bed. I said, oh, it's a low, it's
- 3:42Speaker 1: a little warm, little but you know, he he rise.
- 3:46Speaker 1: So like in the living room, I felt fine. I
- 3:48Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, it's cool. I'm good. You know.
- 3:50Speaker 1: The basement, of course, was the cold. It was freezing.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Then I went down there to get something like the freezer.
- 3:53Speaker 1: I was like, ship, I got a clothes on, took
- 3:56Speaker 1: my ass living room. It was perfect. I was SMI
- 4:00Speaker 1: and I said on the name watch TV. I went
- 4:01Speaker 1: to go upstairs and get my bed, and I was
- 4:03Speaker 1: like mm hmm. Thank off for Vivid because I can
- 4:07Speaker 1: change my boot temperature from my phone. Who haven't invented
- 4:11Speaker 1: smart the moment? The dermostats.
- 4:16Speaker 3: Pay for them in the monoret they charge you for that.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Oh my stuff all included the one I got.
- 4:21Speaker 3: Yeah, so how much you pay for your your vivent
- 4:23Speaker 3: bill every month because I pay less than fifty for mine, just.
- 4:27Speaker 1: For for long son, I mind a little highing with
- 4:32Speaker 1: the law in all all of my cameras and my
- 4:34Speaker 1: monit and stuff. Yeah, because I got I got cameras
- 4:38Speaker 1: back in the side of the house too, So it's
- 4:41Speaker 1: like seventy dollars something like that, and it's supposed to
- 4:44Speaker 1: go down after I finished paying for my equipment.
- 4:46Speaker 2: I love the precision. What you mean, yo, he's looking
- 4:50Speaker 2: you dead in your face and he's still tight and typing.
- 4:52Speaker 1: Yo.
- 4:53Speaker 2: I do the same ship yo, nah ship when we
- 4:56Speaker 2: had it, God damn, we had a got down side
- 4:58Speaker 2: on side kick nigga. We uh he was texting what
- 5:01Speaker 2: we was typing, like doing like we was typing whole
- 5:04Speaker 2: keyboard one hand. You'll watch this nigga do his nigga
- 5:07Speaker 2: do thiship while he was driving this nigg.
- 5:10Speaker 1: Yeah, look at the phone like, Oh, I'm saying, what
- 5:16Speaker 1: kind of whatchery Brandon have going on right now?
- 5:19Speaker 3: That's going maybe maybe speaking teacher typing.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Baby, you shout out the text, look shout out the text.
- 5:23Speaker 3: To talk man, shout out to auto correct because to
- 5:28Speaker 3: let it next to it, it's gonna correct to the
- 5:30Speaker 3: right work with most depends.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Because I'm like typing because fun this and then take
- 5:36Speaker 1: this dunk nothing I said, funk this Now I handed
- 5:40Speaker 1: it to my dictionary thing.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Yeah, my mother in law uses talk to text.
- 5:48Speaker 1: Hey, Keita this Mimi. No, you know period, it's the
- 5:51Speaker 1: one run off.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Hey, it's Mimmy, I got I'm home, I'm gonna take
- 5:58Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna laid down. And then it's like, yo,
- 6:01Speaker 2: we know, we know that she you know how like
- 6:04Speaker 2: words be misplaced and then everything goes and it's like, yo,
- 6:07Speaker 2: you you know what she means. But at the same time,
- 6:09Speaker 2: it's like, why don't you just text it? Like why
- 6:11Speaker 2: do you just type it? We can tell that you're
- 6:13Speaker 2: talking into the phone because you don't even look at
- 6:16Speaker 2: the ship and some.
- 6:16Speaker 1: People type like text to talk if you're keeping it funking. Okay,
- 6:23Speaker 1: all right, what we're doing and I play with the.
- 6:30Speaker 3: All right, so welcome to August's Q and A episode. Y'all,
- 6:35Speaker 3: it's August, y'all, what the full damn up? But before
- 6:37Speaker 3: we get into that, we're gonna do something a little
- 6:39Speaker 3: early this week. Let's take a commercial break before we
- 6:42Speaker 3: get into the Q and A segment. We'll be very
- 6:45Speaker 3: back y'all. And we're back early commercial break. But casino, Hey,
- 6:56Speaker 3: no check me, ain'tino.
- 6:58Speaker 1: I finally heard the one about the the donation.
- 7:04Speaker 2: Oh, nigga, I heard five this time. I heard five below.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Commercials five. Yeah, I got a lot of ship from
- 7:12Speaker 1: five below five with Jamaica got.
- 7:13Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey there five below. Hey listen, we will
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- 7:22Speaker 1: I mean yeah. But they got a five in above
- 7:24Speaker 1: section now, and then motherfucker walked in there like, oh
- 7:26Speaker 1: this is not.
- 7:29Speaker 5: The dude.
- 7:29Speaker 1: They got a five and above section.
- 7:31Speaker 2: And then and that's usually like makeup and ship.
- 7:34Speaker 1: They had like homes like stuff in the house and
- 7:37Speaker 1: suitcases and that crazy little carry on say like twenty five.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Bucks five Belotle, your five Belotle appeals to college students,
- 7:44Speaker 2: you think, so, yep, there they do.
- 7:47Speaker 1: They got a lot of little trinkets and stuff for
- 7:49Speaker 1: your room, and little baskets and baskets like the baskets
- 7:54Speaker 1: you put your little stuff in on the dressing.
- 7:56Speaker 3: I see it.
- 7:57Speaker 1: They got all that stuff me too. That's what happened
- 7:59Speaker 1: because she was messing with lining. But next question, go ahead,
- 8:02Speaker 1: So listen, heed, I'm just saying, I'm just saying sorry.
- 8:10Speaker 1: All was looking at the picture back to five below.
- 8:21Speaker 1: She went from that, she went from the cleo. Now
- 8:29Speaker 1: she went from f to cleo.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Oh man, go ahead, yeah five blow yeah there five
- 8:34Speaker 2: below We.
- 8:36Speaker 1: We here one and all that the podcast we were have.
- 8:38Speaker 1: We were happily sure would because I got the best
- 8:42Speaker 1: candy section ever five below.
- 8:44Speaker 2: God, don't got us do a lot of don't got
- 8:45Speaker 2: us do a lot of hard times?
- 8:46Speaker 1: Amen, I got a ball next pillow water day from
- 8:50Speaker 1: my trip. I gotta go back in there and get trade.
- 8:51Speaker 2: One son, you know, comfortable. The niggas need niggas need
- 9:02Speaker 2: your niggas need the charges headphones. Yeah you had that
- 9:07Speaker 2: sweet tooth.
- 9:07Speaker 1: Oh yeah, got y'all the one God, Yeah, that candy
- 9:10Speaker 1: section is fantastic. They be having a good candy y'all,
- 9:12Speaker 1: the real ones, okay, jolly jes at ninety nine cent.
- 9:17Speaker 1: A lot of places did. Still Arizona won't raise their prices,
- 9:21Speaker 1: like despite despite the influx of I mean, inflation and
- 9:27Speaker 1: all that stuff like that. Mm hmm. I ain't seen
- 9:30Speaker 1: one more than except for if you get the gallon ones.
- 9:33Speaker 1: I ain't seen one. I still ain't more than ninety nine. Yeah,
- 9:37Speaker 1: the gallon ones in the market. I'm look concerned. How
- 9:40Speaker 1: are they keeping it at that? You know what I'm saying,
- 9:42Speaker 1: I ain't gonna have I ain't gonna hold you.
- 9:44Speaker 2: Because that's all yo, that's all yo. When nigga, all
- 9:47Speaker 2: you got, all you got is a dollar. And you
- 9:49Speaker 2: know usually the gas you use the gas station, let
- 9:51Speaker 2: you slide for that five like yoh, like yo, for
- 9:57Speaker 2: that little one on five Like hey, hey man, look on,
- 10:00Speaker 2: got a dollar, give me, give me that you pay
- 10:02Speaker 2: when you pay next time, you'll come back.
- 10:05Speaker 1: You won't see me the next month, buddy. So before
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- 11:21Speaker 1: So we're going to start this episode, of course, on
- 11:25Speaker 1: my favorite thread and Brandon's favorite thread, even though he
- 11:29Speaker 1: had like, it's not it is uh six brown chicks, Okay,
- 11:42Speaker 1: So sorry, I looked at the wrong question on the
- 11:48Speaker 1: start over on the Church cruise with Jacks and my
- 11:52Speaker 1: new husband. We met in church two years ago. The
- 11:55Speaker 1: cruise our honeymoon was our Radful prize. Second night on
- 11:59Speaker 1: the cruise, I got tike it. I returned to our cabin.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Jackson returned to our cabin. I was later drunk and bruised.
- 12:05Speaker 1: He had a puffy eye and long scratches on his back.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Jackson said that when we got home, we must find
- 12:11Speaker 1: a new church. He says, these are wicked people. I say,
- 12:17Speaker 1: why what happened. Jackson was so drunken amy that he
- 12:20Speaker 1: told the truth. My husband and two other church members
- 12:24Speaker 1: would running the train on a woman. The other men
- 12:27Speaker 1: attacked Jackson because he took too long the climax, and
- 12:31Speaker 1: the other men wanted the quickie because they had to
- 12:33Speaker 1: return to their wives. So the two men jumped him
- 12:36Speaker 1: and poured him off the woman. The woman left, they
- 12:38Speaker 1: fought him again. Jackson says, you know I can't come fast.
- 12:43Speaker 1: I say, you got your ass beat at an orgy.
- 12:47Speaker 1: It dawned on him that he come fast to cheat.
- 12:51Speaker 3: Him.
- 12:52Speaker 1: I'm drunk. I said it was an exorcism, not an orgy.
- 12:56Speaker 1: Cut my losses or forgive him and move on. Ma'am says, honey,
- 13:03Speaker 1: what y'all what y'all got to say about this ship?
- 13:06Speaker 3: Why don't you let your niggas who was looking for
- 13:07Speaker 3: a quickie let them funk first, and then you go
- 13:09Speaker 3: in and take your time. Uh, snapping Turtler.
- 13:14Speaker 1: It's not a snapping turtleer, it's a snapping turn snapping turner.
- 13:21Speaker 3: I think that's the episode tyme Q and a snapping turtle.
- 13:23Speaker 1: Yeah, snapping turtleer. I couldn't wait to get back from
- 13:30Speaker 1: Jamaica's I can talk bread. I guess so I saw
- 13:34Speaker 1: a snapping turtle. Look, first of all, he should have
- 13:39Speaker 1: took the time because his fucking ass was was supposed
- 13:41Speaker 1: to be down there. He was nasty some of them,
- 13:44Speaker 1: A bitch.
- 13:45Speaker 3: I mean, if you can be out here fucking, you
- 13:47Speaker 3: gotta be you know, expedient, which fucking you can't be
- 13:50Speaker 3: out here cheating and your wife.
- 13:51Speaker 2: This nigga trying to make love and you gotta be
- 13:54Speaker 2: expedian if.
- 13:56Speaker 3: You want to make love. You got a wife for that.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Dirty.
- 14:00Speaker 3: I'm not advocating cheating because you know, I don't like cheating.
- 14:03Speaker 3: You gotta like to be cheated on it. I don't
- 14:04Speaker 3: like to cheat. But if you gonna cheat, nigga, do
- 14:06Speaker 3: it right.
- 14:07Speaker 1: You said, stupid bitch, Oh ship, Now look at your
- 14:11Speaker 1: stupid You ain't get your another off and you got.
- 14:13Speaker 3: A black eye, got beat the fun about our niggas
- 14:16Speaker 3: because you was taking too long.
- 14:17Speaker 1: Not you got beat up off the pussy though, No,
- 14:19Speaker 1: thats no nigga from behind then a nigga. Way, I said, exorcism,
- 14:24Speaker 1: nigga exorcism and org just sound nothing alike.
- 14:28Speaker 3: Somebody might have been exercising some demons.
- 14:31Speaker 1: I have noted the damn uh show.
- 14:37Speaker 3: It's really low.
- 14:39Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 14:39Speaker 3: That sounds like got really low. Can you hear sean?
- 14:44Speaker 1: I can hear him? But all right, when am I sound?
- 14:47Speaker 1: I can hear myself again. Now there we go. Yep,
- 14:51Speaker 1: I couldn't hear it. All of a sudden, he got
- 14:52Speaker 1: real long.
- 14:53Speaker 3: Maybe I did that on I didn't mean. I didn't
- 14:55Speaker 3: do it on purpose.
- 14:55Speaker 2: But I mean, he's about to say, maybe I did
- 14:57Speaker 2: that on purpose.
- 15:00Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't do it on purpose.
- 15:01Speaker 1: No, oh yeah, I just looked at my shiit yo.
- 15:04Speaker 2: That's that ship. The shower was trying to sing y'all
- 15:06Speaker 2: last night. Finally finally went through. Okay, nigga hours later,
- 15:11Speaker 2: it's a it's a it's I knew.
- 15:14Speaker 1: I knew that you would. I knew that you would
- 15:15Speaker 1: appreciate it. Ye would? She would die laughing? But like,
- 15:23Speaker 1: what and up? You deserve that ass whopping And the
- 15:28Speaker 1: fact that you're asking for advice, says this nigga cheated
- 15:34Speaker 1: on your honeymoon, and not only did he cheat, but
- 15:37Speaker 1: he got involved in a orgy. What advice exactly do
- 15:41Speaker 1: you need besides the throw this nigga off at the
- 15:42Speaker 1: side of the boat. And what did he say?
- 15:45Speaker 2: This nigga said, to play on your intelligence.
- 15:48Speaker 1: Say, I said, exorcism. No oh, I'm about to exercise
- 15:50Speaker 1: this demon, bitch.
- 15:51Speaker 2: This nigga said, you know I can't come fast.
- 15:57Speaker 1: You can't come fast? Well, bro mm hm you just exercising.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Huh you can go fast, god, bitch, because you're about
- 16:05Speaker 1: to fastly go for the side of the sucking grooves
- 16:07Speaker 1: and they're gonna be looking for your stupid ass. And
- 16:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell him you was drunk and you never
- 16:11Speaker 1: came back to the fucking world. What did he say?
- 16:14Speaker 1: You know I can't come fast, girl, that's audacity for me, bitch.
- 16:18Speaker 3: I can't.
- 16:22Speaker 1: You shan't.
- 16:23Speaker 3: I won't, but you know what I mean. But you
- 16:26Speaker 3: know he felt got don't suck up this air. Will
- 16:28Speaker 3: say you don't fuck up the whotation, not your.
- 16:31Speaker 1: Fuck up the hotation. They got that somebody been paying attention.
- 16:38Speaker 3: I tried a nigga. I don't be saying much, but
- 16:39Speaker 3: I'll be listening.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Listen.
- 16:41Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't, bro, especially if you're trying, like especially
- 16:44Speaker 2: you trying to make love to a bitch. Now listen,
- 16:47Speaker 2: because that's that's all. That's what change the neutral, not.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Trying to make love to a bitch that that does
- 16:54Speaker 1: getting past the round like a cum dumbs.
- 16:56Speaker 2: You know what this nigga now yo hea, that one.
- 16:59Speaker 2: You know he wanted to come out they come out through.
- 17:01Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, y'all know we ain't gonna be
- 17:02Speaker 2: doing this no more because look, she she deserves that.
- 17:05Speaker 1: She a good woman. She don't deserve it. But we
- 17:08Speaker 1: we go, we're together. That I don't got experience in that.
- 17:16Speaker 3: Next next question going to do a bit.
- 17:19Speaker 1: Next question that you know what's going to do. Next
- 17:20Speaker 1: question that's for laughing at their boot jerk lest lest.
- 17:24Speaker 3: Uh the bo jerk, the jerk boot jerk.
- 17:30Speaker 1: That sounds like it's painful.
- 17:33Speaker 6: Oh oh oh oh, next question jerk, I'm in joke.
- 17:41Speaker 6: Drink Oh my.
- 17:43Speaker 1: God, I will hope it's knee how like? You know,
- 17:47Speaker 1: all of that sounds uncomfortable.
- 17:49Speaker 3: Not if you lose the boots up for first, if
- 17:53Speaker 3: you put it right on the on the knee back.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Not want to give back all you motherfucker.
- 18:02Speaker 4: Lord she land on the side bro water when he
- 18:13Speaker 4: said on things, sweet.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Y'all, job y'all, I'm to go ahead, all right, just
- 18:25Speaker 1: as this comes from my asshole, Jesus asshold thread on redded. Okay,
- 18:30Speaker 1: to be more pacific, Lord, I'm gonna smack the lord.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Smack delimit Lord. All right, my ex husband, I'm sorry.
- 18:43Speaker 1: The title is am I the asshole for for refusing
- 18:47Speaker 1: to wave my alimony because my ex husband has can't
- 18:49Speaker 1: saying can't afford it?
- 18:51Speaker 3: Waving your alimon?
- 18:52Speaker 1: Yeah, so the husband is paying alimony to her, So
- 18:55Speaker 1: she's saying give it up because he can't pay for it.
- 18:58Speaker 1: Oh well. My ex husband fifty six male and I
- 19:02Speaker 1: fifty two female, got divorced because of his infidelity. He
- 19:06Speaker 1: married his affair partner. She was a prostitute who was
- 19:10Speaker 1: twenty years younger than me. As a part of our
- 19:12Speaker 1: prenuptial agreements, we had agreed I will receive alimony for
- 19:17Speaker 1: being a stay at home mom. I was a stay
- 19:20Speaker 1: at home mind for our entire marriage. We have three daughters.
- 19:25Speaker 1: He never had a problem with paying alimony at thout divorce.
- 19:28Speaker 1: We had to be friendly to maintain a good co
- 19:31Speaker 1: parenting relationship. My daughters were very hurt in the beginning,
- 19:35Speaker 1: but learned to forgive. My husband and his wife. They
- 19:38Speaker 1: make tiktoks with her all the time. Now, he ended
- 19:41Speaker 1: up getting cancer, and because he became a big spender
- 19:44Speaker 1: and had recently started his own business, the bills have
- 19:46Speaker 1: been very hard on him. Excuse me, y'all. He and
- 19:52Speaker 1: his wife asked evacuated my alimony payments at least for
- 19:55Speaker 1: a little while, so that he can pay for his
- 19:57Speaker 1: cancer treatments. I see no reason and why they can't
- 20:00Speaker 1: downgrade their quality your life. They live in a multi
- 20:04Speaker 1: million dollar house and his wife is decked out in
- 20:06Speaker 1: designer clothes and has a face full of procedures. I
- 20:10Speaker 1: told them no, and they have been pressing me to
- 20:13Speaker 1: waive my alimony payments. They even made my daughters bring
- 20:16Speaker 1: it up. He called me cold hearted and said he
- 20:19Speaker 1: has been good to me and what have helped me
- 20:22Speaker 1: out if I was going through a hard time. Edit
- 20:27Speaker 1: before y'all answer, it says that he has early stays
- 20:31Speaker 1: diroy cancer is very treatable. He's not going to die.
- 20:35Speaker 1: So again, she wants to know is she last hole? No,
- 20:40Speaker 1: I said the same name. I'm sorry.
- 20:45Speaker 3: I can see she would be to ask. So if
- 20:46Speaker 3: they had explored every other option and then had still
- 20:51Speaker 3: been not able to afford the cancer treat with them
- 20:52Speaker 3: been like, look, we've already sold the house. We've we've
- 20:55Speaker 3: gotten rid of all these expensive we've sized them considerably,
- 20:58Speaker 3: and we soon need to pay for this. Can you
- 21:00Speaker 3: assist us in that case? Yes? But in this case,
- 21:03Speaker 3: if they she's her first person, they go to No.
- 21:06Speaker 3: If you have a multimillion dollar house, sell it, move
- 21:08Speaker 3: into an apartment. It's a lifestyle change. But I mean, unfortunately,
- 21:12Speaker 3: I don't want to be that person. But you have
- 21:15Speaker 3: to sometimes make adjustments, especially when you have major health concerns,
- 21:18Speaker 3: and if you have alimony to pay to somebody your
- 21:23Speaker 3: marriage right because you fucked up your own marriage and
- 21:26Speaker 3: your your new wife has all these procedures. The decked
- 21:29Speaker 3: on the design of clothes look like a Cardasian. Well,
- 21:33Speaker 3: I mean yeah, and you live in a multimillion dollar house.
- 21:35Speaker 3: I mean maybe you need to downsize what you can
- 21:40Speaker 3: downsize so you can that maybe sisters to go get
- 21:46Speaker 3: a job or she's not working, or maybe you need
- 21:48Speaker 3: to move into an apartment that's a fraction of your
- 21:51Speaker 3: mortgage payment on this multimillion dollar house. Agree, or a
- 21:53Speaker 3: condo that you can afford. I mean you can afford it,
- 21:56Speaker 3: but take the extra money from the home sale or
- 21:58Speaker 3: maybe liquidating some assets in order to you know, like
- 22:02Speaker 3: be able to afford.
- 22:03Speaker 1: You need to afford agreed, because you wouldn't.
- 22:06Speaker 3: Have alimony payments if you need you on your wife
- 22:08Speaker 3: that part, I mean it's minor detail.
- 22:10Speaker 1: Oh well, okay, minor detail. Hold on, check this out.
- 22:15Speaker 2: No, no, like what happened to like you're making all
- 22:23Speaker 2: that money or why don't you got that good ass
- 22:25Speaker 2: insurance on the couple that ship?
- 22:27Speaker 1: No agreed, No, don't get my daughters involved? Bit No, no, no, no no,
- 22:33Speaker 1: because all that ship was a scam.
- 22:36Speaker 3: What was the scam? Check it out?
- 22:37Speaker 2: My wife, my h the wife, the wife doing the
- 22:40Speaker 2: tiktoks on the wife doing the teiktoks with the daughters.
- 22:42Speaker 1: Become a become a real body buddy and ship.
- 22:45Speaker 2: So then it's like you see you know, you see
- 22:46Speaker 2: the girls lover you know you know, can't you know,
- 22:49Speaker 2: can't you do me a slide? Like no, no, no, no, bro,
- 22:53Speaker 2: you that's you having cancer, like you you having cancer
- 22:57Speaker 2: and you're paying for your treatment, your cancer treatment. That
- 23:00Speaker 2: has nothing to do that has nothing to do with
- 23:02Speaker 2: your wife or them kids. That the alimony is for
- 23:06Speaker 2: your ex wife and them kids.
- 23:09Speaker 3: Once again, you wouldn't if you didn't cheat and or
- 23:11Speaker 3: get caught, you wouldn't have to pay them on it.
- 23:14Speaker 2: Yep, honestly, yes, probably got cancer because you cheated, bitch.
- 23:18Speaker 3: I won't say that. I don't know that, but so
- 23:22Speaker 3: and I will.
- 23:24Speaker 2: But audros aside like no, like nah, she don't have
- 23:28Speaker 2: to dumb.
- 23:28Speaker 1: She don't got dumb. She owes. You absolutely got to
- 23:31Speaker 1: wave nothing.
- 23:32Speaker 3: You could cut other expenses to make.
- 23:35Speaker 1: I told you to suck my imagineary dick. I ain't
- 23:37Speaker 1: gonna lie to you. She ain't.
- 23:39Speaker 2: She don't have nothing to do with your cancer or
- 23:42Speaker 2: your cancer treatment. That does not affect her in any way.
- 23:46Speaker 2: Back to being a hooker. I mean to be whirled
- 23:48Speaker 2: about it though, if you die or the kids get everything,
- 23:50Speaker 2: when the kids get more than you, kids get it anyway, so.
- 23:54Speaker 1: It'll go to the wife. She next again technically yeah,
- 23:57Speaker 1: but unless he has something in writing it says that kids.
- 24:01Speaker 2: But I mean, but either way, it's like, yo, you're
- 24:04Speaker 2: not like you. You you can get you can get
- 24:06Speaker 2: the treatment. You're not gonna die, but your that that
- 24:09Speaker 2: just sounds that just sounds like a lapse in your
- 24:11Speaker 2: laps and get a better judgment, especially with your insurance.
- 24:14Speaker 2: If your insurance is not gonna cover then, like with
- 24:15Speaker 2: the fun kind of insurance you got missed the multimaking
- 24:18Speaker 2: dollar house.
- 24:18Speaker 3: Well, I mean, hey, maybe he's insurance ain't meant to
- 24:21Speaker 3: covering it, cover it, so.
- 24:23Speaker 1: But well on time.
- 24:25Speaker 2: I mean then on top of that, that's a fucking hustle
- 24:26Speaker 2: to you, because it's like you you could be I mean,
- 24:29Speaker 2: granted you could be on that ship, like your ship
- 24:31Speaker 2: could probably be covered. But you're gonna tell her that
- 24:33Speaker 2: you ain't covered because you just want her to let
- 24:35Speaker 2: you out. You know, you just want her to stop
- 24:37Speaker 2: stop with the Alamo.
- 24:38Speaker 3: That's true, have done worse for us?
- 24:42Speaker 2: Like fuck you do you think like you know, like
- 24:44Speaker 2: like you know, I baby keep living because fuck him?
- 24:49Speaker 1: Fucking yeah, you're not that you owe him nothing at all? No,
- 24:57Speaker 1: all right, going back to six Brown Chicks. I'm a
- 25:01Speaker 1: working artist. I create street meals, but I haven't had
- 25:05Speaker 1: a client in more than a year. My wife knows
- 25:08Speaker 1: I'm talented, and she believes in me. And it's cool
- 25:10Speaker 1: that she works two jobs to support us, but she's
- 25:13Speaker 1: lacking on her wife duties. She knows I'm stuck at
- 25:16Speaker 1: home all day. She should cook my meals before she leaves.
- 25:20Speaker 1: She should wake me up with blowjobs. She showers and
- 25:23Speaker 1: naps between jobs. This is an opportunity to please me.
- 25:27Speaker 1: She's so disappointing. I took her debit card, packed a
- 25:30Speaker 1: few things, and left. I texted, I'll come back when
- 25:34Speaker 1: you do your duties as my wife. It's been a month.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Wife hasn't returned my text or calls. Not ready to
- 25:41Speaker 1: go home until she agrees to do better. But I'm
- 25:43Speaker 1: staying with my mom and she's gonna put me out soon.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Advice boy, fuck years. You're not working in a pie
- 25:51Speaker 1: factory as my MoMA and them, we'll say back in
- 25:53Speaker 1: the day. You don't contribute a goddamn thing. She working
- 25:57Speaker 1: two jobs and you still want her to come home
- 25:58Speaker 1: and cook and clean and suck your little dick. Who
- 26:03Speaker 1: the fuck you think you all? Tyrone? You sound like
- 26:05Speaker 1: a tyrone. I'm sorry, yo, it's.
- 26:12Speaker 3: It's the audacity for you.
- 26:13Speaker 1: The motherfucking.
- 26:18Speaker 3: Nerve review the nerve, bitch.
- 26:20Speaker 1: The nerve.
- 26:23Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm I'm enjoying. I'm gonna enjoy cutting this one up, sir,
- 26:30Speaker 2: for old society. You're like the minute you said, the
- 26:33Speaker 2: minute you said, I'm an artist, like I'm a working artist.
- 26:36Speaker 2: I'm like this nigga broke. But it's no like like,
- 26:44Speaker 2: it's no disrespect. It's no disrespect to the artists out
- 26:46Speaker 2: here because I understand. I understand y'all struggle. You know,
- 26:49Speaker 2: y'all are like being an artist. It's like child, Okay, Yo,
- 26:52Speaker 2: the pay suck. You gotta really love what you're doing.
- 26:56Speaker 2: You gotta really love it. And but for you, your
- 26:58Speaker 2: your wife, your wife, But even if you saw she
- 27:00Speaker 2: working two jobs, yo, what the fuck?
- 27:03Speaker 1: How dare you? She should have a meal and behind?
- 27:08Speaker 2: Yeah, for you to say, you to say I'm home
- 27:09Speaker 2: all day the least, you know, the least you could
- 27:12Speaker 2: have dead plant playing the Xbox.
- 27:16Speaker 1: Doings, yelling at ten year olds on Xbox telling them, getting.
- 27:25Speaker 2: Getting called, getting called all kinds of niggas with the
- 27:28Speaker 2: hard ar but like not for real, like what kind
- 27:32Speaker 2: of man are like?
- 27:33Speaker 1: What kind of man are you? Like?
- 27:34Speaker 2: I mean, I was always taught that the managed to
- 27:36Speaker 2: provide her. So it's like yo, saying for for my
- 27:39Speaker 2: you know, for kid, I gotta get three jobs or
- 27:42Speaker 2: for her not you know, if she don't want to work,
- 27:44Speaker 2: she don't got to work type ship.
- 27:45Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, like I'm.
- 27:46Speaker 2: Gonna make sure like I'm always made sure, like I
- 27:48Speaker 2: make sure she good.
- 27:49Speaker 3: But for a.
- 27:51Speaker 2: Minute when we was in when we when we first
- 27:53Speaker 2: got to Georgia, I wasn't working. I went through like
- 27:59Speaker 2: a little brief about like brief out of the depression
- 28:01Speaker 2: because it's like yo, her and robbing out the house
- 28:03Speaker 2: and knock on home. They'd be like what you do today?
- 28:05Speaker 2: Both filled out job applications and you know, pretty much
- 28:08Speaker 2: it like I ain't do nothing else because I didn't
- 28:11Speaker 2: like I ain't had to will do nothing else because
- 28:14Speaker 2: my first step was nigga, I gotta I gotta get
- 28:16Speaker 2: a job. I can't be in here, but you know,
- 28:19Speaker 2: and it's like you know, but then that's that's what
- 28:21Speaker 2: I learned. It is like, yo, the least I could
- 28:23Speaker 2: do is sweet, sweet, down the step like you know sweet,
- 28:26Speaker 2: you know, clean up, you know, clean up by niggas
- 28:28Speaker 2: is at work type ship. And that's how I feel.
- 28:30Speaker 2: It's like the least you could do is wash the
- 28:32Speaker 2: dish sweeper floor like Seanna said, give it, you know,
- 28:35Speaker 2: run a bath, run a bath or even you know,
- 28:38Speaker 2: even if like even if you're using her funds like
- 28:42Speaker 2: you said, I took her debit card and I left.
- 28:45Speaker 1: That's what we said.
- 28:46Speaker 2: I'm not coming back until bye bye bye bay.
- 28:48Speaker 1: The way I would have locked that, I would have
- 28:51Speaker 1: reported that card stolen, stolen and got a new card.
- 28:55Speaker 1: That's why she ain't called you because she didn't report
- 28:57Speaker 1: the cards stolen and move and she moved in big
- 28:59Speaker 1: dick Tarborough.
- 29:00Speaker 3: Want to look down the street, been digging her down.
- 29:02Speaker 1: All the time, which is why she tied when she
- 29:03Speaker 1: come home. That's our second job right there, guy, Fuck you.
- 29:13Speaker 2: No, it ain't any big dai roll down the street.
- 29:15Speaker 3: Oh it's her work husband, old baby.
- 29:18Speaker 1: I had one of them. I did.
- 29:21Speaker 2: I did my worst cheating.
- 29:23Speaker 1: You start complaining, my stupids cheating, and my work husband
- 29:27Speaker 1: made sure I ate every god damn.
- 29:29Speaker 3: Day, and then I kept you fed.
- 29:31Speaker 1: Huh he kept me fed, and then after work I
- 29:34Speaker 1: fed his ass.
- 29:37Speaker 3: Did he kept you fed?
- 29:38Speaker 1: Baby? Okay, that was a good man, A good man.
- 29:47Speaker 3: I did.
- 29:48Speaker 1: I had a work I did. I had a work husband.
- 29:50Speaker 1: Because the nigga I headed home wanted to play in
- 29:52Speaker 1: my face. And oh don't nobody else want you? Okay,
- 29:59Speaker 1: you lucky?
- 29:59Speaker 2: He was like, Yo, she wasn't as petty as she
- 30:01Speaker 2: could be. The niggas would have recorded that ship yeah
- 30:06Speaker 2: actually no, actually no no, because Shana came home got
- 30:09Speaker 2: sucked up. Now all of us sitting in jail like
- 30:11Speaker 2: you sitting in jail, trash like like next to bitch like, Yo,
- 30:16Speaker 2: for real, did you have did you have to send
- 30:18Speaker 2: the video?
- 30:19Speaker 3: Bitch?
- 30:20Speaker 1: I did? The nigga would have seen my eyes roll
- 30:23Speaker 1: back like you never seen them roll back before. I
- 30:26Speaker 1: ain't gonna lie to you. My work husband was in spots.
- 30:30Speaker 1: I didn't know I had bitch.
- 30:32Speaker 3: Anyway, Well that's disgusting because.
- 30:35Speaker 1: When you fucked up, you didn't fuck up.
- 30:36Speaker 3: But nigga, I episode, let's keep going AnyWho seeing every episode,
- 30:42Speaker 3: let's keep going on a T shirt.
- 30:45Speaker 2: I said that should be a catchphrase.
- 30:47Speaker 1: Yo, you don't fuck up, nigga, you fucked up all right?
- 30:51Speaker 1: This next one comes from the relationship. That's actually from
- 30:55Speaker 1: the m I the jerk thread, but it's a sub thread,
- 30:58Speaker 1: uh relationship thread.
- 31:01Speaker 3: You're a chuir, I never learned that dance.
- 31:05Speaker 1: I know you're a k I know you're a ch
- 31:07Speaker 1: it's just a back of rabbit. I know, I never
- 31:10Speaker 1: got I could not get there.
- 31:11Speaker 3: Y'all know my equilibrit and be a little that's what
- 31:14Speaker 3: we call the best one, the equilibrium equilibrium.
- 31:18Speaker 1: She definitely wanted no kind or some real ship. May
- 31:23Speaker 1: be a doc's appointment, but no hurry. So the title
- 31:27Speaker 1: of this one is my flatmate has told my boyfriend
- 31:30Speaker 1: that she's in love with him. Okay, so for those
- 31:33Speaker 1: of y'all don't know what a flat maid is, thank you.
- 31:36Speaker 1: He said it for me.
- 31:38Speaker 3: It's British English for apartment.
- 31:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 31:41Speaker 1: So I actually met some no funny shit. I met
- 31:43Speaker 1: some some people from England while I was in Jamaica.
- 31:46Speaker 1: He just started talking to me and it was so
- 31:49Speaker 1: funny and he was like, I was in here watching
- 31:50Speaker 1: the soccer, no, the football game, and I was like,
- 31:53Speaker 1: that's sock of where you'all from, right, He was like yeah.
- 31:56Speaker 1: He was like, I'm sixty two years old. They've never
- 31:58Speaker 1: won in my life. They wont. He was really nice.
- 32:02Speaker 1: He was really, really really nice. And then when we
- 32:04Speaker 1: got in the pool, I realized it was a whole
- 32:06Speaker 1: group of them niggas and I was just sitting there
- 32:07Speaker 1: listening to him talk.
- 32:08Speaker 4: Like the.
- 32:11Speaker 1: I was like, I love it. And I met a
- 32:13Speaker 1: guy from I think he said he was from Austria. Okay,
- 32:17Speaker 1: he's if you ever seen All about the Benjamins, You
- 32:20Speaker 1: remember the guy all about the Benjamins.
- 32:22Speaker 2: Uh not not not the fore heady but but the
- 32:27Speaker 2: one that.
- 32:28Speaker 1: Sister was with, the one that ended up on h
- 32:30Speaker 1: He actually just killed his ass, so damn Trigger Warner
- 32:36Speaker 1: spoiler alert if you haven't seen book three with Tommy
- 32:39Speaker 1: on it, yeah, yeah, old dude got killed tom I
- 32:45Speaker 1: would like to hope so. But you know, people be
- 32:47Speaker 1: waiting on me watching ship but with the star in
- 32:51Speaker 1: his face all bet tell me it's that fucking boy
- 32:57Speaker 1: seeing him. I met a guy sounded just like him
- 32:59Speaker 1: when I was in Making Ireland. She said he was
- 33:02Speaker 1: from I think he's Iverage or Scottish or something. But
- 33:08Speaker 1: the guy I met, I think he told me he
- 33:10Speaker 1: was either from Austria or I can't remember. But he
- 33:14Speaker 1: was funny as hell and every time he said something,
- 33:15Speaker 1: he was stick his tongue out. He was like something
- 33:17Speaker 1: some something. He was really funny.
- 33:19Speaker 2: But anyway, okay, question he was trying to fuck you, Aaron.
- 33:26Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell you every time, he like every
- 33:28Speaker 2: time he talking, and then he smiled on looking at
- 33:31Speaker 2: you chocolate.
- 33:32Speaker 1: He man, I don't know, Chad, he's trying to get
- 33:34Speaker 1: that man life, that doublin you. Okay, that's nat pretty
- 33:47Speaker 1: damn question. So I female twenty seven moving to my
- 33:52Speaker 1: flat in October of last year to take the place
- 33:55Speaker 1: of a mutual friend of mine and my new flat
- 33:58Speaker 1: made female twenty seven. We had a generally great atmosphere
- 34:02Speaker 1: in the flat and both have similar expectations and habits.
- 34:07Speaker 1: And while we're not friends, as we wouldn't go out
- 34:09Speaker 1: for brunch or be with each other plus you know
- 34:12Speaker 1: each other's plus ones for parties, we were very friendly.
- 34:15Speaker 1: She seemed super normal and level. When the lockdown began
- 34:20Speaker 1: in March twenty twenty, my boyfriend, Mail thirty one of
- 34:24Speaker 1: two years, was living with his sister and his mother,
- 34:27Speaker 1: who was undergoing chemo who lived alone, needed somewhere to
- 34:31Speaker 1: stay where she could be looked after, so she moved
- 34:35Speaker 1: into his room and he came to stay with us.
- 34:41Speaker 1: My flatmate was totally fine, and we had a proper
- 34:43Speaker 1: check about excuse me about ground rules, etc. But ultimately
- 34:51Speaker 1: the flat is huge for two people and she has
- 34:54Speaker 1: a kind of granny flat set up in hers. Either way,
- 34:58Speaker 1: she gave her definite Now, we three got on great,
- 35:05Speaker 1: but never really spent a ton of time together. We
- 35:08Speaker 1: all work from home and spend the occasional evening playing
- 35:10Speaker 1: games or whatever, but ultimately we didn't mingle much more
- 35:16Speaker 1: than before.
- 35:17Speaker 3: Now he made see.
- 35:20Speaker 1: I hate my boyfriend. However, cooks every night for the
- 35:26Speaker 1: both of us as a thank you, and so we
- 35:28Speaker 1: do not eat together. I'm sorry. We do now eat together,
- 35:33Speaker 1: and my flatmate seems happy to be included. It was great. However,
- 35:37Speaker 1: last week my boyfriend took me aside and told me
- 35:39Speaker 1: that while he was in the courtyard hanging out the washing,
- 35:44Speaker 1: she ambushed him from behind and gave a huge speech
- 35:48Speaker 1: about how she's in love with him, and while she
- 35:50Speaker 1: respects that he's with me, she has deep feelings for
- 35:55Speaker 1: him and that she's available if he were single. He
- 36:00Speaker 1: told him please not to tell me. She didn't try
- 36:02Speaker 1: to kiss him, but she tried to hold his hand.
- 36:05Speaker 1: He was very anxious, anxious and fluttered when he was
- 36:09Speaker 1: telling me about this. The flat atmosphere is very awkward now,
- 36:13Speaker 1: but as far as she knows, he has not said
- 36:15Speaker 1: a word. She's not said anything else to him, but
- 36:18Speaker 1: he did mention that she has touched his arm a
- 36:21Speaker 1: couple of times, and she was walking past recently and
- 36:23Speaker 1: has gotten under my skin. My boyfriend is all so
- 36:26Speaker 1: confused because he hasn't spent that much time with her
- 36:29Speaker 1: apart from dinner and never alone. I spoke to our
- 36:33Speaker 1: mutual friend, who was shocked and says she's never done
- 36:35Speaker 1: anything like this before. And she's never known my housemate
- 36:39Speaker 1: to have a crush on anyone either. I've not seen
- 36:42Speaker 1: her acting strangely in other ways, and it hasn't awkwardly
- 36:47Speaker 1: affected how she treats me. We can't move right now
- 36:50Speaker 1: because of the virus, money, etc. So how do I deal.
- 36:55Speaker 2: With this weird bitch ass?
- 36:59Speaker 1: Not bad with you? If he? If he?
- 37:03Speaker 2: If he, he's already putting it out there that he's uncomfortable,
- 37:06Speaker 2: and it's like, oh, you make you make the person
- 37:07Speaker 2: that you make my person feel uncomfortable. We gotta have
- 37:10Speaker 2: a conversation. Great, and but then at the same time,
- 37:13Speaker 2: you basically sexually assaulted this nigga that's.
- 37:16Speaker 1: Not sexual Well no, because she only tried to hold
- 37:19Speaker 1: his hand and she touched his arm, a couple of times.
- 37:20Speaker 1: So she had tried to grab the nigga dick, I
- 37:22Speaker 1: would have been like, yeah, you got kicked it, bit
- 37:24Speaker 1: out a window or.
- 37:25Speaker 2: Something that my mind, Joe, you tried it like you're
- 37:29Speaker 2: trying to pull it. You're trying, you're trying to feel
- 37:30Speaker 2: his hand and ship, you know, try to see how
- 37:33Speaker 2: fast you can go mm first that yeah, no, that's
- 37:37Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
- 37:37Speaker 1: First sexual as thought. But she's being very inappropriate, yeah, extremely,
- 37:41Speaker 1: And I would have to knock her head between the
- 37:43Speaker 1: washing machine and dry it, because what are you doing?
- 37:47Speaker 1: You're mad? Like, yeah, we're not friends, but you're a woman,
- 37:51Speaker 1: and as a woman, you should treat women the way
- 37:53Speaker 1: that you want to be treated. So that's very disrespectful, extremely,
- 37:58Speaker 1: very very disrespectful. And you better be looking at my man.
- 38:01Speaker 1: Make your meals, bitch, I can easily slip something in
- 38:03Speaker 1: your food. Don't play with me.
- 38:06Speaker 2: But I mean, but it does, I mean, it does
- 38:08Speaker 2: have to be. It does have to be, you know, y'all.
- 38:10Speaker 2: Now y'all have to be adults, you know, you have
- 38:13Speaker 2: to be you have to be responsible to dults, and
- 38:14Speaker 2: y'all have to have a conversation, you know, you gotta
- 38:16Speaker 2: have a conversation, like listen, this is making him feel
- 38:19Speaker 2: uncomfortable and I would need and I really need you
- 38:21Speaker 2: to stop. And should she should? She persists, you know,
- 38:24Speaker 2: she keeps going. Then you gotta suck up and you know,
- 38:29Speaker 2: head between the stove and refrigerator. But you know, you know,
- 38:32Speaker 2: try to try the civil approach and try to go
- 38:36Speaker 2: try to you know, try to have a conversation. But
- 38:38Speaker 2: other than that, you it's fucked up, you know, like yo,
- 38:40Speaker 2: you yo, she fucked up like she she fucked up
- 38:43Speaker 2: as as a person. Because then on top of that,
- 38:45Speaker 2: it's like, yo, what is that that you're in love with?
- 38:46Speaker 1: You? Because you don't you don't even notice.
- 38:49Speaker 3: Know him like that infatuation at best, it's not even.
- 38:54Speaker 1: Infatuated how he treats the girlfriend and stuff, but she
- 38:58Speaker 1: don't really the stuff that he does for him, talking
- 39:00Speaker 1: them dinners and all that stuff like that, oh oh
- 39:03Speaker 1: he came staying with them and stuff.
- 39:05Speaker 2: Yeah, she a little she a little looting ship.
- 39:08Speaker 3: It's not like single white female to mean, he's trying
- 39:10Speaker 3: to take over your identity next, but you better put
- 39:12Speaker 3: her out or move.
- 39:13Speaker 2: On to choke this sleep because real ship I mean
- 39:16Speaker 2: because real ship, y'all niggas and your niggas in close quarters,
- 39:19Speaker 2: like you in close quarters, y'all been there, y'all quarantine,
- 39:22Speaker 2: and that's usually what happens.
- 39:23Speaker 1: Like that's what happened, she starts.
- 39:25Speaker 2: She honestly, she might, she really might, not even like
- 39:28Speaker 2: this nigga that's up at the station.
- 39:31Speaker 1: But that's the only piece of that's the only piece
- 39:33Speaker 1: of man that's around her. Because y'all can't go the well,
- 39:41Speaker 1: fuck that ship because you, I agree, Aaron, because sounds
- 39:45Speaker 1: like single female baby. Let me tell you something, minch
- 39:48Speaker 1: before you can stay at my nigga with a stiletto
- 39:53Speaker 1: thinking Remember she hit him with the stiletto shoe the boyfriend.
- 39:57Speaker 1: When she told the man, he realized it was her
- 39:58Speaker 1: and not his girlfriend, and she hit him. What a
- 40:02Speaker 1: like the little hill in his head or some shit,
- 40:04Speaker 1: and like it's crazy, who lord? Okay, going back the
- 40:09Speaker 1: sixth barund check yo, shit all right. I met Kenneth,
- 40:16Speaker 1: a motivational speaker and self published author, at an author's retreat.
- 40:20Speaker 1: Oh man, you see what it's going. Okay.
- 40:23Speaker 3: Unfortunately we locked eyes.
- 40:25Speaker 1: And he was entertaining but physically gross. He was not
- 40:28Speaker 1: my type right. He had a beautiful person He had
- 40:35Speaker 1: a wonderful personality. The event took place in the hotel
- 40:39Speaker 1: conference room and several of the speakers headrooms at the hotel.
- 40:43Speaker 1: Kenneff invited me to his suite for dinner. I declined.
- 40:47Speaker 1: He handed me his business card, and when he pulled
- 40:49Speaker 1: it out of his wallet, a bank deposit receipt was
- 40:52Speaker 1: stuck to it, and I saw that his available funds
- 40:55Speaker 1: was one hundred and ninety seven thousand dollars. That's it.
- 41:01Speaker 3: It's it's old gang, old gangs, old gang.
- 41:04Speaker 1: They didition sprung that I sprung bro Yeah. I met
- 41:09Speaker 1: him in his suite. I fucked him good, ordered him
- 41:13Speaker 1: room service, and decided that I make him my man.
- 41:17Speaker 1: We were in bed when he texted me. I decided,
- 41:21Speaker 1: I'm glad you decided to join me in my suite.
- 41:25Speaker 1: I applied, I'm having fun. Can't wait to do you again.
- 41:30Speaker 1: We fell asleep together. Why are you're texting each other
- 41:33Speaker 1: sitting right next to each other? That was dumb?
- 41:35Speaker 3: Okay do me baby song for the episode.
- 41:43Speaker 1: I woke up hours later and was gone.
- 41:47Speaker 2: M dude, baby to you.
- 41:52Speaker 1: No, that's groove me snap snapping her you know, we
- 42:01Speaker 1: fell asleep together. I woke up hours later and Kenneth
- 42:04Speaker 1: was gone. He paid for the firm, but gave the
- 42:07Speaker 1: hotel my credit card to settle the room service charge.
- 42:10Speaker 1: I did my research and Kenneth is married, and from
- 42:13Speaker 1: the looks of things, he's hustling bitches with fake bank
- 42:17Speaker 1: account slips. He played me. Do I tell his wife?
- 42:23Speaker 1: Do I tell his wife? I have the text as
- 42:26Speaker 1: proof that he cheated. He can't keep playing in women's
- 42:29Speaker 1: faces like this bitch. You sucked around and found out
- 42:32Speaker 1: why man somebody off off of a receipt.
- 42:37Speaker 3: You couldn't verify if it was theirs in the moment,
- 42:39Speaker 3: and he finished your ass.
- 42:42Speaker 1: Some coochie and you said this man was ugly and
- 42:46Speaker 1: you were not attracted. You said he was disgusting and
- 42:49Speaker 1: you were for an ATM receipt. You got what you
- 42:52Speaker 1: deserved it that was unfortunately, call that man you mind.
- 42:57Speaker 1: You take your stupid ass home and go to church
- 43:00Speaker 1: and asks for forgiveness. Mind your business. You want to
- 43:04Speaker 1: think about that man wife when you was pussy popping
- 43:06Speaker 1: because you thought he had one hundred and ninety seven
- 43:08Speaker 1: thousand dollars, nigga, my house costs one ninety the fuck
- 43:13Speaker 1: like you pussy popped off bank for Sea. You must
- 43:17Speaker 1: have been watching Sprung. You see what happened to aDNA?
- 43:20Speaker 1: You see how that worked out for her? Right? Okay,
- 43:24Speaker 1: see how that worked out? She got fessed by a
- 43:26Speaker 1: nigga with a banana yellow suit on with no shirt. Okay,
- 43:31Speaker 1: pussy popping, that's all I got. Well, we're gonna stay
- 43:38Speaker 1: on six brown chicks. Folk shit, This question goes. I'm
- 43:46Speaker 1: trying to converge my one night stand, We've been together
- 43:50Speaker 1: for a month into a full relationship. I feel he's
- 43:53Speaker 1: losing interest, so I set up tiny camber's around his home.
- 43:56Speaker 3: What the fuck?
- 43:57Speaker 1: He works from home, So I watched the video fee
- 44:00Speaker 1: and listen to his combos all day. He's interested in
- 44:03Speaker 1: at least three other women. He talks to his mom
- 44:06Speaker 1: and brother about his dreams, his insecurities, et cetera. And
- 44:09Speaker 1: I take notes what he mentions he's hungry, I send
- 44:12Speaker 1: food when he's about to masturbate. I text dudes. I
- 44:16Speaker 1: mistakenly mention things that he hadn't told me, and that
- 44:19Speaker 1: threw him off. So I pretended to be psychic. Basically,
- 44:24Speaker 1: I repeat things that I've heard him say or do
- 44:26Speaker 1: on camera. Now he's asking for bigger predictions like the lottery,
- 44:30Speaker 1: which I can't dig. Also, he told his brother that
- 44:33Speaker 1: I'm creeping him out. How do I convince him to
- 44:36Speaker 1: trust me and stop him from chasing these three women?
- 44:39Speaker 1: One day he invited me over for sex, but met
- 44:42Speaker 1: up with one of the other women for coffee after
- 44:44Speaker 1: I left. Help, ma'am, ma'am man.
- 44:52Speaker 3: What I need you to do.
- 44:53Speaker 2: Is call me now for your reading, call me now.
- 44:57Speaker 3: For your free dickon. That's all it is right, that
- 45:01Speaker 3: it's all whatever.
- 45:04Speaker 1: And you didn't put cameras in this man house. You
- 45:07Speaker 1: going to jail, dumbns.
- 45:08Speaker 3: You didn't give your secrets up when you when you,
- 45:11Speaker 3: I don't care. That's gonna sound like I'm a creep,
- 45:14Speaker 3: and I'm not a creep. But if you do online
- 45:17Speaker 3: recognizance on these niggas, you don't let them know that
- 45:20Speaker 3: you already know. Did you see how much you're gonna
- 45:24Speaker 3: tell you corct or give him an answer or ask
- 45:27Speaker 3: him a question to her that you are answer for.
- 45:30Speaker 1: He's never sat down and had any deep conversations with you.
- 45:33Speaker 1: So if you just sit there and mentioned some ship
- 45:35Speaker 1: and he looking at you like rich, I never told
- 45:37Speaker 1: you that, because you're not important enough to me for
- 45:39Speaker 1: me to mention some shit like that to you. I'm
- 45:42Speaker 1: talking doing, how do you know my mother name?
- 45:47Speaker 3: I just met last week?
- 45:49Speaker 5: Uh?
- 45:49Speaker 3: You told me? No, I didn't. We literally just met
- 45:51Speaker 3: like four days ago, one month, four weeks for the days,
- 45:57Speaker 3: not even twenty eight on the short month. In fact,
- 46:00Speaker 3: I didn't even missed my mother's name, my family. We
- 46:02Speaker 3: just literally just started.
- 46:04Speaker 2: I think my question, I think my question is just
- 46:06Speaker 2: like why.
- 46:07Speaker 1: Would you do that?
- 46:09Speaker 2: I'm confusion, like I don't like, I just need to
- 46:12Speaker 2: I need I need that part to feel. I need
- 46:14Speaker 2: that part to be made, like sense made of that.
- 46:17Speaker 2: Why would you like hit this nigga up? I mean
- 46:19Speaker 2: you know, why would you like put shit into my house?
- 46:21Speaker 1: Show like.
- 46:23Speaker 2: Cheetus like wow, Like it don't make I mean that
- 46:28Speaker 2: part don't make sense to me, because then you violate,
- 46:31Speaker 2: you violate the circle of trust.
- 46:33Speaker 1: Make it make sense? Okay, So the next one, y'all
- 46:37Speaker 1: you're going back to ready. This is actually from the
- 46:40Speaker 1: Ask Women three. But of course you know I try
- 46:41Speaker 1: to pick questions because both of my calls or males,
- 46:46Speaker 1: So it was a universal question, what was a disrespectful
- 46:50Speaker 1: thing that your ex said? They completely changed the way
- 46:53Speaker 1: that you felt about the relationship.
- 46:57Speaker 2: It wasn't it wasn't just it wasn't a disrespectful thing
- 46:59Speaker 2: that she said it, but it was just more like
- 47:02Speaker 2: disrespectful actions and you know the angle shit. And it's
- 47:04Speaker 2: like that that shit kind of threw me off, like
- 47:10Speaker 2: you're good and fuck for you, like you do realize
- 47:15Speaker 2: like niggas like it's all right, but then after that,
- 47:19Speaker 2: it's like, yo, fuck them.
- 47:20Speaker 1: They phony and it's like.
- 47:23Speaker 2: All one conversation like y'all n niggas both y'all was
- 47:26Speaker 2: just upset, y'all could talk it out.
- 47:28Speaker 1: Fuck them like okay.
- 47:34Speaker 3: When I was what twenty four to twenty five, I
- 47:37Speaker 3: got involved with a certain somebody who shall not be named.
- 47:41Speaker 3: And while I was on the break with the person
- 47:43Speaker 3: I was with five years, that person slid in between.
- 47:47Speaker 3: And this person wasn't you know, it was young and
- 47:50Speaker 3: inexperienced and hop it from pillar to post. And I
- 47:54Speaker 3: know what I know now in hindsight, I would have,
- 47:56Speaker 3: you know, the decade plus later would have been like no,
- 47:59Speaker 3: you good, and I mean you nice, but right right,
- 48:03Speaker 3: someone I finally put his ass out because he had
- 48:05Speaker 3: stayed with me for like three like a month. He
- 48:07Speaker 3: stayed under standing my place. I got told, you know,
- 48:11Speaker 3: I remember that we never met him because he wasn't
- 48:14Speaker 3: around that long.
- 48:15Speaker 1: No, I remember the situations we never did meet him.
- 48:17Speaker 1: But I'm glad y'all didn't. But I called all sorts
- 48:20Speaker 1: of names and told I.
- 48:22Speaker 3: Was I was worthless because I was still living with
- 48:25Speaker 3: my mother. I said, we bitch, mother lives with me,
- 48:27Speaker 3: but you homeless? So what that make you?
- 48:29Speaker 1: Right?
- 48:30Speaker 3: Right? My mother?
- 48:32Speaker 1: I said, no, no, no, my another example of the audience.
- 48:34Speaker 3: I said no. I said, no, no, no, my mother. This
- 48:37Speaker 3: is this apartments in my name. My mother lives with me.
- 48:40Speaker 3: You moved, you started staying here because you claimed you
- 48:42Speaker 3: needed the place to stay, and I put your ass out,
- 48:45Speaker 3: But I still this place is still live my.
- 48:47Speaker 1: Name, So just my ship. Motherfuckers always want to talk
- 48:50Speaker 1: shit and then don't want to have a man.
- 48:52Speaker 3: All that bit, and he got put the fuck out
- 48:58Speaker 3: and he should have called a week later, I need
- 49:02Speaker 3: somewhere to stay. I said, oh yeah, your date came
- 49:04Speaker 3: and went, I'm sorry, I can't help you.
- 49:06Speaker 1: Down to the Mission to the homeless by they give
- 49:09Speaker 1: you two hots and the cock going bout of business.
- 49:11Speaker 1: Good luck Frankistan Center, because they give you real fool.
- 49:15Speaker 3: To try try to heal scorpio. Man, oh God, try
- 49:21Speaker 3: to butter me up and saying well I want to
- 49:23Speaker 3: try to make it work, and you don't really see
- 49:25Speaker 3: my side. And the other the day when I told
- 49:27Speaker 3: him no, it was will fuck you, and I said,
- 49:31Speaker 3: I said exactly, no, I'm good. You have a good one.
- 49:34Speaker 3: I can I know where you. I can get to
- 49:36Speaker 3: you if I need to. I said, oh can you and.
- 49:37Speaker 1: You can get your ass beat because we jumped the
- 49:40Speaker 1: bitches somewhere.
- 49:40Speaker 3: I said, okay, well I'm gonna go to the police
- 49:42Speaker 3: station around the corner and say somebody stalking me. So
- 49:45Speaker 3: just the path you want to take, we can, but
- 49:48Speaker 3: I don't think it will work out well for you.
- 49:50Speaker 1: I bring the white man.
- 49:51Speaker 3: I'm sitting comfortable with my bedroom and you you you outside.
- 49:55Speaker 1: So yeah, the subway start running at twelve, so you
- 49:59Speaker 1: can take you a little nap.
- 50:00Speaker 3: For they was a racist town. I said, you better
- 50:03Speaker 3: get the walking because the train stop running about forty minutes.
- 50:10Speaker 1: Then on top of that, nigga, you walking.
- 50:12Speaker 3: You better get the huffing and get the hoofing back.
- 50:18Speaker 3: It's gonna leave here.
- 50:21Speaker 1: Because they're not like us. Bitch. Next, Oh, so I
- 50:25Speaker 1: guess I should answer for me. I remember being told
- 50:33Speaker 1: that nobody else would ever want me. Of course that's distful.
- 50:40Speaker 1: Nobody else would ever want me because I wasn't that pretty,
- 50:47Speaker 1: I was overweight. This was that I had my son,
- 50:50Speaker 1: and anybody who you know knew me prior to that.
- 50:52Speaker 1: I was always small or I said, boobs and the
- 50:55Speaker 1: little little humping back, that's about it. Then nobody else
- 51:00Speaker 1: would want me. That a traumatic is a traumatic thing
- 51:04Speaker 1: that happened to me when I was a kid. Was
- 51:05Speaker 1: my fault because if I had said something, it wouldn't
- 51:10Speaker 1: have happened. What else was throwing on my face? I
- 51:17Speaker 1: think that might have been the worst of it. But
- 51:20Speaker 1: that again the whole I would never do better than them,
- 51:22Speaker 1: And I was like, oh okay, oh I will never
- 51:23Speaker 1: find nobody like them. And I was like, well, that's
- 51:25Speaker 1: a good thing, ain't it right? Like that was the
- 51:28Speaker 1: whole point, bitch. I don't want nobody like you. You
- 51:31Speaker 1: are the devil. What else I'm trying to think? That's
- 51:36Speaker 1: the stuff that stick out at the moment. The worst
- 51:39Speaker 1: part though, was my trauma being thrown at me because
- 51:42Speaker 1: I finally felt comfortable enough to open up to you,
- 51:44Speaker 1: and you couldn't wait to turn around and throw that
- 51:46Speaker 1: shit in my face. So I'm very larry about what
- 51:50Speaker 1: I say to people now because people like to take
- 51:54Speaker 1: your trauma and throw it up in your face. But
- 51:57Speaker 1: you can't take something and throw it at me that
- 51:59Speaker 1: I hailed from. Bit Oh yeah, yeah, I hate that
- 52:01Speaker 1: when pern't do that.
- 52:02Speaker 3: That's happened to me before, and whatever feelings I happen
- 52:05Speaker 3: when you would just yeah, something I say to you
- 52:08Speaker 3: in confidence or share something about my past and you
- 52:11Speaker 3: throw the ship my face when you're upsetting and your
- 52:13Speaker 3: feelings about something, then that.
- 52:16Speaker 1: Ship hurt me mad. That hurt worst, worse than anything
- 52:21Speaker 1: you could have physically done to me. The fact you
- 52:23Speaker 1: took that something that you knew I struggled with and
- 52:25Speaker 1: threw it. Yeah, you should discuss you lucky that you're
- 52:29Speaker 1: still alive. Sorry, So yeah, that was that because.
- 52:33Speaker 2: I could have had a bipolar psychatic moment and something
- 52:36Speaker 2: happened in fact.
- 52:37Speaker 3: Funk that.
- 52:41Speaker 1: All right, So we're gonna go back to six brown chicks,
- 52:43Speaker 1: of course, if y'all haven't caught on by now, A
- 52:47Speaker 1: lot of our questions have been six brown chick questions
- 52:49Speaker 1: over the last you mean yours and six round chicks?
- 52:53Speaker 1: And happens, what's the problem? They be having some funny ship?
- 53:00Speaker 1: All right? So all right? A male manager hired me
- 53:04Speaker 1: two years ago. We downsides and I ended up on
- 53:07Speaker 1: his team. He flirts with me, openly buying food for
- 53:11Speaker 1: me and no one else. He invited me to his
- 53:13Speaker 1: office to continue working on projects, etc. Excuse me, I
- 53:18Speaker 1: was not interested, as I'm a lesbian and I'm with Marshall,
- 53:23Speaker 1: my bycarious coworker. I told my manager I'm a lesbian,
- 53:27Speaker 1: and he began to isolate me with holding information I
- 53:30Speaker 1: needed to complete my work, and then he gave me
- 53:33Speaker 1: a bad work review. I kept meticulous notes. I knew
- 53:37Speaker 1: he was trying to fire me, and I had an
- 53:39Speaker 1: escape plan. A lawsuit would allow me to leave the
- 53:42Speaker 1: company with a settlement check in my pocket. Marshall told
- 53:47Speaker 1: the manager that I planned to suit for discrimination. My
- 53:50Speaker 1: manager told the tea guy to download me and Marshall's
- 53:53Speaker 1: conversations that took place on all laptops and company phones.
- 53:57Speaker 1: Marshelle got scared she thought the manager without her at work,
- 54:01Speaker 1: so she shared everything I've ever said about our manager
- 54:03Speaker 1: on my personal phone too. Marshall also revealed that I
- 54:08Speaker 1: was job hunting on company time I was fired. Marshall
- 54:12Speaker 1: still works there. Recently, she apologized for the betrayal and
- 54:16Speaker 1: begged me to rage fuck her until I forgave her.
- 54:21Speaker 1: We've played around but never went for a throttle. She's
- 54:24Speaker 1: offering that, now do I proceed? Advice, ma'am, you clearly
- 54:29Speaker 1: can't trust this bitch because soon as shit got hot,
- 54:34Speaker 1: you eat.
- 54:36Speaker 3: Period. That is, you do not ship where you eat.
- 54:42Speaker 3: It's gonna travel, It's gonna as the city girls were saying,
- 54:47Speaker 3: period period.
- 54:50Speaker 1: Why the.
- 54:53Speaker 3: Fact that this woman still had access to you after
- 54:55Speaker 3: betraying you is a mind fuck to.
- 54:57Speaker 1: Me saying yeah, yeah, because you should have blocked her immediately.
- 55:02Speaker 3: The only way I would have told this person my
- 55:03Speaker 3: plans is if they did not work with me. The
- 55:05Speaker 3: fact that she worked with me and she was closeted
- 55:08Speaker 3: would have been enough for me to keep some of
- 55:10Speaker 3: my plans to myself.
- 55:10Speaker 1: She threw you under the bus to try to say
- 55:13Speaker 1: her own and to keep her ship in them in
- 55:18Speaker 1: the closet, and she you better than me because I
- 55:20Speaker 1: had left. I'd have went and that bitch like Regina
- 55:22Speaker 1: George and was taking pieces of paper and just throwing
- 55:25Speaker 1: them around the office so people can pick them up
- 55:27Speaker 1: to read them, motherfuckers, so they can see the conversations
- 55:29Speaker 1: that me and you had.
- 55:30Speaker 3: Bitch, because now you out, bitch, you fucked me. I
- 55:32Speaker 3: fucked you better. Now what Well, I don't advocate for
- 55:35Speaker 3: outing people, but I would have left her.
- 55:37Speaker 1: But she did her dirty.
- 55:38Speaker 2: That was dirty, I don't, I not, but the setup keeping,
- 55:42Speaker 2: but the setup kept coming. Because now it's like like
- 55:45Speaker 2: you like, if you want, you can rage fuck me.
- 55:48Speaker 2: And it's like, yo, all right, look a while, I understand.
- 55:50Speaker 2: While I understand it so good and so hard you want,
- 55:52Speaker 2: I won't even be in the room. I'm just saying,
- 55:54Speaker 2: you feel that somewhere else miner my business. While I
- 55:57Speaker 2: advocate for a good you know, for a good rage
- 56:00Speaker 2: fucking bitch, you're going like, yo, you know we're around
- 56:03Speaker 2: and do that ship Then next you know, now I
- 56:04Speaker 2: raped you.
- 56:06Speaker 1: She can't be trusted and trusted, all right, can't be
- 56:08Speaker 1: trusted At the first moment it was between you and
- 56:12Speaker 1: her and she told her, And I ain't saying she's
- 56:15Speaker 1: wrong for choosing her, but she volunteered information. Nobody came
- 56:18Speaker 1: to her. She volunteered information.
- 56:22Speaker 2: She damn sure put that ship out there like well
- 56:25Speaker 2: blah blah, and she released out she found this.
- 56:29Speaker 3: Let me tell you right, absolutely not absolutely susolutely not.
- 56:34Speaker 2: See hey, yo, Yeah, that's that's how it wasn't that.
- 56:42Speaker 2: In the anime, LL text co.
- 56:59Speaker 1: Big and listen to the last episode with y'all please
- 57:02Speaker 1: go back to.
- 57:05Speaker 3: This episode was called.
- 57:07Speaker 1: The y'all Understanding. When you listen to usady, oh man,
- 57:17Speaker 1: that's funny air y'all staying on six ground Jack, Okay.
- 57:23Speaker 1: Our marriage is suffering a crisis of legitimacy. Nothing is real.
- 57:28Speaker 1: No part of our union makes sense. But he is
- 57:30Speaker 1: a good provider for our children. I feel sick because
- 57:33Speaker 1: I know he's unhappy with me and the lifestyle that
- 57:36Speaker 1: we have. For the first three years of our relationship,
- 57:39Speaker 1: we had an understanding that we can see other people.
- 57:41Speaker 1: I did not date others, but he did. I promised
- 57:45Speaker 1: that we would keep our relationship open if he would
- 57:47Speaker 1: marry me. I ignore the other women during our engagement.
- 57:51Speaker 1: But as we stood in the church on our wedding day,
- 57:53Speaker 1: I changed the rooms. I wanted him to love me exclusively.
- 57:58Speaker 1: I don't believe he ever did. Our children are five
- 58:02Speaker 1: and eight. When I told him I was pregnant again,
- 58:04Speaker 1: he said, how did that happen? He's working up the
- 58:08Speaker 1: carriage to ask me to terminate the pregnancy, and I'm
- 58:11Speaker 1: working up the carriage to tell him that he's not
- 58:13Speaker 1: the father my co worker is. I love my co worker,
- 58:18Speaker 1: but he's Mexican. We're black, and there's no way I
- 58:21Speaker 1: can pin my biracial baby on my husband. Should I
- 58:24Speaker 1: come clean now or wait until the baby arrives clean? Mama, Mama,
- 58:30Speaker 1: you had motherfucker's feeling a little bit sorry for you
- 58:33Speaker 1: at the beginning, and then you came with that bullshit
- 58:35Speaker 1: the head you said you wasn't seeing other people, So
- 58:39Speaker 1: how you get pregnant by the coworker? Make that makes sense?
- 58:42Speaker 3: And the husband's response making he had dissected me and
- 58:44Speaker 3: didn't tell you.
- 58:46Speaker 1: How it happened.
- 58:48Speaker 3: That's both my appointment.
- 58:50Speaker 1: That's what it sounded like. I wouldn't got my numbers
- 58:53Speaker 1: follow up.
- 58:54Speaker 3: I went back, gone, I went back, how pregnancies?
- 58:58Speaker 1: So fuck is going on?
- 59:00Speaker 5: On?
- 59:00Speaker 1: Shirling like Christina or something Christina. Yeah, Christy, Christy, Yeah,
- 59:08Speaker 1: there we go, Christy.
- 59:10Speaker 3: How are you praying? Christy? What happened baby?
- 59:12Speaker 1: Uh? Uh uh uh sures you sure?
- 59:16Speaker 3: Snipped four months ago?
- 59:17Speaker 1: Named Christina? She been letting poblo been there? Ass over?
- 59:22Speaker 1: Was let that couchie breathe? Young Callos Orlos Collos ain't
- 59:30Speaker 1: helped me? Or ship? Oh lord, if you're listening to this,
- 59:35Speaker 1: go back and listen to that last season that was
- 59:38Speaker 1: go please.
- 59:39Speaker 3: Go back and listen, listen, listen, listen. Let's let's check
- 59:42Speaker 3: this out right, check this out check this all right?
- 59:46Speaker 3: Tell him now, yeah, he's gonna find out that the
- 59:50Speaker 3: baby and his when malthy del comes out your couchie.
- 1:00:09Speaker 3: It's from one of my favorite favorite tell don't know better,
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: shut the funk up, bodios if you don't.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: Know about them out about to give birth to fucking
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: fucking Jason Momoa, don't want to stay.
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: I don't know why he likes skimming curly here looking
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: like a dynast? Is that it shown?
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: Last question? Ship.
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: We're gonna move right past that.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: We're gonna move man, and it's mama. You fit to
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: be in trouble. Oh ship.
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: Hell know you you're fitting to be in trouble.
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: Baby about to come out looking like Roman rings.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: Going on over here writing right Yo, go ahead, yo,
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: go ahead and tell the man let that so you
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: can be done, so your niggas canna be done, because
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: ain't the way he ain't no fucking way he's staying.
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: Ain't no fucking way boy, ain't no fucking yea.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: All right, last question, y'all staying on six round jacks.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: I'm dating a woman who has serious trust issues. Her
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: father had several other children while he was married to
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: her mom, and her fiance of six years left her
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: at the altar. But I can fix her. I thought
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: I was invested in making her happy. I felt like
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: it was min assignment from God to keep a smile
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: on her face. I bought flowers, open doors and gave
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: her a key to my apartment. I thought things were
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: going well until I tried to charge my phone with
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: the charges she left behind. The charger was actually a
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: spy camera. I searched my apartment and discovered several more
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: spy cameras. I know she saw the footage of me
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: discovering the cameras, and I know she has heard me
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: making plans to have sex with my next door neighbor.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: Why has she confronted me? What is she doing with
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: the footage? What could be? What could her end game be?
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: She still pretends to be the kind woman who deserves love,
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: but obviously she's sneaky thoughts, sir, Run getting the fun
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: out of there, bro, she's plotting your death. Run run
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: run quickly change your lock so she can't. I don't
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: know she puts spy cameras in the house and you
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: ain't no, uh uh run no, Maybe I'm not ready
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: to quote he who should not be named. When a
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: woman's fed up, there ain't nothing you can do about
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: it matter.
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: To quote, we don't. We don't quote Sylvesta in this
- 1:02:37Speaker 3: house to quote.
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: Roger Troutman and then later on, uh h town, the
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: sweetest woman in the world could be the meanest woman
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: in the world. If you make that way, sorry, you're
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: fit to die.
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: Expeditiously watch your back with feeling on that egg.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Yeah, boy, she's fitting to go acrimony on you. One
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: mm hmm, change your name to in one. Okay, get
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: the funk out of there, because she comes she coming out,
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: She comming baby clear common baby. Mm hmmm. She snapping turtle.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: Mm hmm, snapping turtleomorrow.
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: My thing is Joe again again, another motherfucker putting them
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: hitting cameras around.
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: Yo, what the fuck is going on?
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: Who got that kind of time? That's a lot, and
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: then know she had she put the effort that she's
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: putting that ship fucking charge aboard. Yeah, that's a lot.
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: That's too much. That makes me think too hard. I
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: ain't got time. If I gotta do all that, I'm done.
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: Paranoid. I don't know what.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: You need to go see a psychologists, psychologists, collegiest psychologists.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: So that's s p y.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: L e R. Yes, that's why, because you need to
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: go talk to my baby. That that's a lot of energy,
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: too much. I ain't got time, Chad. I want to
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: sit in the house and watch reruns and ship out
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: and seen already and last like I ain't never seen
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: it before. I want to go on vacations. I want
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: to eat good food. I want to laugh with my friends.
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: I ain't got time to be spying on them too much,
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: sauce take too much energy, and I got a d
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: D bitch. I'm a forget that you did because seven
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: pm Friday. It's ninety five degree. I ain't got no
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: nigga and no nigga ain't got me. That's it. She
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: ain't watching them.
- 1:05:18Speaker 6: I got time.
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: Streets can help you. My love not my love, not
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: my love. Take them take take them, beloved? All right,
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: bad bad mm hmmm, all right you and Dan Jamiley
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: and end of the story.
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: By run.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: You got to get you a guard dog, danger Robertson.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: You got to call the ambiance. You're going to church
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: and get dos and some holder old to protect you.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: Get a shield of protection, brother, because she youin't gonna
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: see that bitch coming. She's gonna get you with a car.
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: Remember Alicia Silverton in the crush to carry out. Oh Lord,
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: ain't crazy ass.
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: I ain't seeing that.
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: She was in the in the uh in the attic.
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: He slam her ass against that. They randomly had a
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: carousel in the attic. That was very random, very white people.
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: She about to be like the bitch in the hand
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: of rocks, the cradles? Are you fitting the die?
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: I gonna take that down. Take that down.
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: Asthma, pump, go ahead, it's a fellow asthmatic. You know,
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: I too understand the intricacies of meaning an asthma pump
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: and you fitnish die.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: You better prepare like it's not worth it, like it's
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: not you knew that lady trust issues and you trying
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: to hunt you in your neighbor. There you go, just go,
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: just go ahead, go ahead. That was the last question
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: I'm doing for sure. I'm used done Because I'm done.
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: I'm about to call you cousin. I don't think you're related.
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: Good child.
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: Well, uh, we're going in an episode here, y'all fucking fuckery.
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: If you have any questions for us, feel free to
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: send them our way. Ask wonderpart at gmail dot com.
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- 1:07:31Speaker 3: that at Wine and Audacity the podcast. Any closing words
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: before we let let the folks go this.
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: Week you're gonna die.
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: Well, not not you all listeners, but that that that
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: nigga who got got uh his girlfriend Steal Team six
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: in his house.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: Not Seal Team six though, really right in his hospital.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: Berg My bad I'm in the high school.
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: I am in speakers from Feta. See him in the
- 1:08:08Speaker 5: state of shock, baby man. Just time up for being
- 1:08:12Speaker 5: there here.
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: Okay. Well yeah, so with that being said, thank y'all.
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: Between living here.
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: Okay, with that being said, we thank y'all. We love
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: y'all for listening, and we will be back next week
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: with an all new episode.
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: Bye y'all, Teddies, thank you for for.
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: Following along with what you're supposed to take to the
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: end of the episodes. I appreciate you, brother. I'm I'm right,
- 1:08:37Speaker 3: I'm load this thing. No, nigga, you don't want to
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: be saying ship. The only want to made the thing
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: with you. But anyway, by y'all, see you next week.
- 1:08:44Speaker 6: Fight