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Bonus IMPROV - They're Licensed and Bonded · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome very fine friends it's time for a little bonus wait very fine friends yeah the podcast
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  the one in the same the hit podcast uh-huh the one that everyone's talking about so what's this
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  what's this about well today we're gonna do something a little special we're gonna do what's
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  It's called Bonus Improv.
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  The only thing that we need to get this started is a suggestion from Joe.
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  I got one.
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  While he's yawning.
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  I got one.
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  Okay.
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  Suggestion is landslide.
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  Landslide.
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  Landslide will break down.
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  That was really good.
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  That's great.
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  Took my love and I took it down.
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  Stephen Nix, is that you?
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  Stefan Met.
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  uh,
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  I,
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  you know,
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  those areas like when you're driving along,
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  like in the mountains or whatever,
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  and it's like,
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  like it's a falling rock zone.
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  Yeah.
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  How are they zones of that?
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  And not like,
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  and then if you know that this is a zone,
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  like why not reinforce the zone?
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  And like,
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  sometimes they do like,
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  I'll see like big nets draped all over the side of a mountain.
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  So it's like,
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  Clearly you have netting capability.
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  Yeah.
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  Why are you,
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  are these rocks naked?
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  Yeah.
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  These are valid points.
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  You imagine if you're driving and a rock just hit your car.
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  So scary.
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  Yeah.
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  A boulder like rolled down the hill that would crush.
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  Yeah.
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  Knock you off the cliff.
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  Yeah.
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  That would be two scary things.
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  Yeah.
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  The initial impact of like,
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  Oh my God.
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  It would be a landslide of scary things.
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  Oh, you.
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  Oh, man.
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  Doesn't it seem like, I know it's like deadly and horrible,
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  but it seems like, oh, I want to ride one.
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  A landslide or a rock?
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  I was thinking like a snow, like an avalanche, you know?
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  But those are like, you die.
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  Can't ride those.
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  Are you sure?
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  Yeah.
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  You could, maybe.
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  You could ski in front of it and hope that you make it out
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  before the avalanche.
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  but you can't ski in it.
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  Like avalanche takes down trees on the way down.
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  But if you're going with it,
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  you're going with the flow,
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  but I think it clobbers you.
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  It doesn't like,
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  it doesn't like,
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  it's not like pushing you.
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  No,
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  no.
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  Yeah.
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  It's like,
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  yeah,
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  man down.
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  Ah,
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  it's too fast.
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  It's faster than you.
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  That's the official sound of the avalanche by the way.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Man down.
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  It says that as it goes down.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  is there a natural disaster that you think is let's say more fun here's here's why i'm asking
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  you ever see that movie forces of nature with sandra bullock and i think it was ben affleck
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  yeah i might have seen it when it first came out but i don remember anything well basically like he trying to get back to his fiance because they supposed to get married but a bunch of stuff happens that prevents him from getting there
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  So he, like, is traveling with Sandra Bullock,
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  who he met en route.
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  And she's a bit of a wild thing.
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  Exactly, yeah.
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  You know.
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  And at the end, you think he's going to end up with Sandra Bullock,
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  but then he sees his fiance again,
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  and he realizes, like, he wants to be with her.
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  and so he like ends up marrying her
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  but like it's in the middle of a
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  like a
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  I'm gonna say it's like a hurricane but it's not really a hurricane
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  I don't even know but like it's like really bad weather
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  no it's closer to a hurricane
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  cyclone maybe or like tropical storm I don't know
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  so it's like really rainy and windy and like
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  things are flying around and like he's like standing there in the yard
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  with her and like
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  I don't know kind of romantic
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  is there a natural
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  disaster you'd want to get married in
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  um
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  no
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  not even if it was cinematic
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  uh
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  I thought it would be I always thought it would be cool
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  like you know the end of twister when they like
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  tie themselves to the pipes and then
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  they get to like see inside the twister
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  I know that's completely
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  impossible like first of all the visibility
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  would be like zero you wouldn't be able to like
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  yeah plus if stuff was flying around
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  You would fly into your eyes and like it would just be terrible.
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  Yeah, you.
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  But I always thought that if that was real, that'd be cool because.
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  But also that like leather strap in those pipes, none of that would have held.
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  But whatever.
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  Yeah.
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  Do you think the cows would have gone around like that?
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  I hope so.
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  That's like the one fun thing a cow could ever do.
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  Call that a milkshake.
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  Did you just come up with this?
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  Yeah.
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  That's so funny.
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  I love that.
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  That's so funny.
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  Joe, aren't you laughing?
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  That was good.
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  I actually thought that was a really cheesy joke.
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  It was good.
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  Thanks.
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  I love it.
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  Oh my God.
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  And now, improv.
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  Honey.
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  Yeah.
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  I hope you're not upset, but there was a limited time group on and I had to jump on it.
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  Oh, no, you know, I love deals.
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  It's a group activity for you and me.
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  Oh, great.
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  We are going to bungee jump into a volcano.
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  Oh, um, but like a dormant volcano.
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  No, no, it's active volcano.
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  Yeah.
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  It's mid spew.
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  Wait, honey, no, that won't, that will kill us.
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  No, they know what they're doing.
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  They're licensed and bonded.
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  Honey, I think I like the idea of doing something fun that makes us a little scared and is,
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  you know, get our heart rate up and challenge us.
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  But can't we just go regular bouchy jumping?
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  Why do we need to add the volcano the active volcano That will kill us Are you worried about the heat because there an ice suit that we wear when they dangle us over it And we gone before it melts So way to God hand to God
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  But what about the lava that's going all around us?
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  Well, sure, we have to sign a waiver.
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  Anything can happen, but it probably won't.
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  I thought you wanted to be a daredevil.
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  You said that in your vows.
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  Well, yeah, I mean, I do-ish.
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  Not like I don't want to die.
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  We probably won't die.
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  I could see if I can get my money back, but.
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  I just.
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  Let's just.
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  Think.
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  Less.
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  Pat on a hat with our risky things.
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  Okay.
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  Hold on.
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  Okay.
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  I just called them.
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  Okay.
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  They said that we didn't have to do the volcano bungee.
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  Oh, great.
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  Just regular bungee?
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  No, no.
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  It's a totally different activity.
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  Oh, okay.
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  Yeah. No, there's an area that's apparently seismically very active.
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  And there's a house that is on the fault line, and we're going to stay in the house.
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  Oh.
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  It's like a getaway, a couple's getaway.
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  So it's like a hotel room, but we're on a seismic fault?
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  Yeah, he said there's earthquakes every night.
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  Sometimes two, three a night, he said.
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  I wrote it down.
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  What does it do to the house?
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  I mean, aren't those like really dangerous?
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  Yeah, it's an old house.
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  It's an old house.
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  And he said one of these days it will come completely down.
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  And we're staying in the basement because that's the Daredevil suite.
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  You don't seem excited.
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  You seem to keep setting us up with things that might kill us.
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  Anything could kill us.
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  You know, we could have carbon monoxide poisoning in our own home.
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  Wait.
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  So, wait, you recently removed the carbon monoxide detectors from our house.
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  You said you were going to replace them,
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  except for you did the quote thing when you said replace.
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  You caught me.
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  Are you trying to get us killed in some fantastical way?
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  No, it's just everyone knows that you feel the most alive.
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  when you're the closest to death.
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  That is just fact.
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  Yeah, that's, I mean, that is true.
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  That's why I wanted to bungee jump in the first place.
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  Yeah, but now you, how could you know,
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  how could you bungee jump now
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  knowing that you could also bungee jump over a volcano?
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  How would you stay at a hotel
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  knowing you could stay at a hotel on top of an earthquake?
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  You know, in a weird way, you're making a lot of sense.
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  That's right, Janet.
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  All right.
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  I'll let you choose.
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  Okay.
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  You could pick any activity.
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  Just promise me it's going to be true to your vows.
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  Okay.
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  All right.
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  I've got it.
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  All right.
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  I've got it.
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  Hit me with it We going surfing Ooh And I think you going to like our wetsuits
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  They're made of pure meat.
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  Meat wetsuits.
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  You know, for the sharks.
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  Oh, like a feeding, like a frenzy.
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  A feeding frenzy.
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  We're going to do a frenzy.
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  We're going to do a frenzy.
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  Huh.
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  What, honey?
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  It's dangerous.
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  I don't know.
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  I know how scared you are of the open ocean.
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  Yeah, no, it's true. It's just wasting meat.
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  And no scaredy sharks.
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  Oh, so.
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  That's right. Just meat.
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  Do you, do you, do you want to die?
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  See, see how it feels?
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  No, because the other ones were fun.
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  See, let me, let me, Jen, let me explain one thing to you.
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  The ideas that I presented to you, death was possible, but not imminent.
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  you can't go into the ocean in meat you will get eaten
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  it's a guarantee i think jumping into an active volcano no it is also a guarantee no one was
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  jumping in we were jumping above and then yoinked back up you made it sound as if we would be
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  surrounded by lava it well i apologize all right here fine i'll come up with something new
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  are you clear on the i am okay and you know what this one i wanted to be a surprise but i'm totally
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  clear on what you're saying okay i'm sure i've got the gist of it now okay so you're gonna surprise
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  me i'm gonna surprise you all right all right cut to the grand canyon see honey i drove us to the
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  grand canyon okay isn't it beautiful it's yeah it's gorgeous it's gorgeous what's the uh what's
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  the event well oh wait we'll just wait an extra second okay do you do you hear those sirens in
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  the background i do hear something faint you hear them closing in on us yeah yeah closing wait
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  closing in well do you remember do you remember when we were at that gas station yes i murdered a
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  drifter janet and now the cops are closing in on us uh-huh and this is gonna be so fun oh wait a
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  minute take my hand no i see what you've done we're gonna do it thelma and louise but i don't
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  have to no you do no no what i'm saying is the parameters were you don't guaranteed to die so
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  I have a choice. We can go off the cliff
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  or
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  I don't.
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  No, it's just
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  your choice is whether or not you put your seatbelt on.
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  Oh. We're going off this
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  cliff, honey. Okay.
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  Um,
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  let me just call Groupon real quick, see if they
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  can do anything about this.
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  I paid full price for this.
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  No!
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  See you.
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  you