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Stop Scrolling & Read The Mess · Unscripted After 40

• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, let me give you an update before we get started.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'm still in yoga class, but I'm still dying.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: But no worry.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: Give it about a month or a couple times down the line.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: I will get it.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: Um but as of now, yoga is winning.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: Um but the good thing about it, like as you all listened to the episode last week, I told you about music rich.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_01: So as I realized that back in the 90s, we were so music rich that I thought that my son's music sucked.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it still sucked.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not going, yeah, it probably did still suck.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, um, I created a new playlist.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: So now I got some a good playlist in my ear while I'm doing yoga.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_01: So instead of me going, oh like I'm dying and stuff like that, um, I can just listen to the playlist and listen to it in my head and it powers me through.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: But we're gonna talk about um these comment sections and the reels and stuff we got in.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: So let's get started.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: Welcome to another episode of Unstripted After 40, the podcast, okay?
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: Unedit, unrehearsed, real talk from real people like myself.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_01: And this week, like I say, we're gonna talk about these reels, the thing.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_01: Like I say, don't give I I know y'all know what reels are, so I'm not gonna get in the comments and and well, not say get in the comments, I messed that up, but um get into it and explain you what a reel is.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_01: If y'all look at Facebook or Instagram or something like that, y'all looked at reels before.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: Y'all know how y'all most y'all probably looking at a reel while y'all, well, y'all probably look at a reel today while y'all was sitting on the toilet using the bathroom and crackling up on the toilet, and that's why your butt is hurting right now.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you know how you sit on the toilet too long, and then you try to get up and you hurt like like your legs went weak.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: Cause that's because you're sitting on the toilet looking at too many reels, okay?
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: And listen to my podcast.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: Now, you can still listen to the podcast while you're on the toilet.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm good with that.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna let that go.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna discuss that later.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, I went into my daughter's room about two or three days ago, right?
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: And she was cracking up looking at one of these reels, right?
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: And granted, now, these reels are freaking hilarious.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_01: They are getting better and better these days.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: I like I seen some reels that um they show some of the comments that they be, um, some of the comp comedians, I'm sorry, some of the comedians be doing some reels, and they it when it goes to their little special, their little kick line what they do, oh, it kills me, man.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: It goes on, like say.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, she was looked like she looked at the real, but when I looked at the real, I didn't think it was that funny.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_01: But she like, dad, it's not the real itself, it's the comments within the real.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: And I like, I didn't even know, like, I'm looking right now, like at a real before I start thinking, because I'm gonna talk about two reels as we go and think.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: But as I look at the real, um, I'm telling you now, I'm gonna go into the comments section and read you some of the comments real time about what they're saying in these, like in these comments reel, right?
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: So, um, the video she was looking at, like I say, it wasn't funny to me, but the the comments with inside the reels, which I even know it was a comment section.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: So I I realized like a little check thing, like Lena, like in the back and cartoons days where you'll see like a little bubble coming from their mouth, boop, boop, boop, boop, and the words come out, that's what they made for the comment section.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: So, like I said, I just look at the reels.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_01: But apparently, I need to look at the reels and read the comment section while I'm sitting on the toilet using the bathroom.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_01: So, just like y'all do.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just human like y'all.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to do the same thing.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just trying to make sure I get my time and make sure my legs don't tire up.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, so this reel right here, I put in comment, right?
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: I put in the thing, you see, it say down here, say, I like picking, right?
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_01: But it it starts off as this therapist in the office talking to this um black and white couple, right, about say, tell me how you met, right?
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: So when she goes in there to tell him how she met, right, apparently, and hope I like I said, when you check it out, I might be describing it wrong, but they're sitting in like a therapist's office.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: The chick asked him how y'all met, and they're going through the story about how they met, she said, yeah, he came in the ice cream shop asking for some pican ice cream, right?
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: And she said, I like piccan.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: He like, I like pican ice cream and stuff like that.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: And then she did some little roll and pretty much took his girl from him while they was in the pican shop.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: Like I said, I described wrong.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_01: Let me start over.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'ma just start over.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just get that, get that, get that part.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_01: So, matter of fact, I'll let you just listen to the real.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_03: You guys wanna tell me something about how you met?
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_02: I was on a date with my then girlfriend.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_02: He was on a field trip with a child.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_02: They came to an ice cream shop.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, we were trying to buy ice cream and Punky saw me and I saw her.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: As soon as I saw him, I said, this man needs some aggression and he's bored.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: You see what she said?
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_01: She said he he he he needs some aggression.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: Um he was bored.
• 5:44
  unknown: What the fuck?
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: That sounds like a bad goddamn.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, hold on, let me finish it up.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_01: Let me finish it up.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: I wasn't bored.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_02: I you asked for two scoops of pecan ice cream.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_02: That's boredom.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_02: I like pecan.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: And you see how calm he ice.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_01: Like I said, that's why it's hilarious.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: He's like, uh-uh, uh, I like pecan.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, but let me let me finish it up.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I put two scoops on a fing cone.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_02: I licked it.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_02: I will lick the whole ice cream and up the cone.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_02: And I gave it to him, and he took it.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_01: She licked the whole ice cream up the goddamn comb and gave it to him.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: And like I say, he took it.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: Holy shit.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on, finish up.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_01: And now, Mike now, I know y'all can't see, but we gotta see the video.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_01: His girlfriend was sitting next to him, well, came in the ice cream shop with him.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_01: While, like I said earlier, she licked the whole cone, right?
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_01: Gave it to him.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_01: He took the cone and started licking the ice cream.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_01: I like, hold up, licking the ice cream cone.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_01: Why the girl that he brought in the store with him, because she said she was on the field trip in the thing, but let me finish it up.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_03: I wasn't thinking about that bitch.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_03: It seemed like they had it out for each other.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_02: So then I dumped that bitch for him.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_03: You guys want to tell me something about how you messed up?
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: She said she dumped that bitch for him.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_01: So, to kind of give you a little summary, he walked into the ice cream shop with his girl now to get some ice cream together.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_01: He asked for some pecan ice cream.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_01: Punky took it upon herself to give him a scoop, licked the whole ice cream cone, gave it to him.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_01: This motherfucker sat there and then lick it.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_01: Why his girl next to him?
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: Punky said, Hey, guess what?
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_01: I decided to dump that bitch for him.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_01: And she let happens.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_01: Like I said, but the comments is what I'm gonna come talk, right?
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_01: So the video itself hilarious.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_01: So once you see the video, you be like, okay, I can see why he's cracking up vehicle.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_01: Let me put my glasses down so I can see, okay?
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_01: It's a he was both scared and aroused at the same time.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, holy shit.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like, the dude was scared and harassed at the same time.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what that feeling is.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_01: How can you be scared at something and aroused at the same time?
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, and let me see, next one.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, black Orleans studs forcing straight white men to be with them.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_01: Holy shit.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, if you see the video, she does like a stud.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so so not against that, but she she she took, she went and she literally punked that dude into being with her.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_01: And he was okay with it.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_01: So let me see, what what else?
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_01: He was on a field trip with a child.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_01: I am done.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like, like it's he's right.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's the first thing he said.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_01: She was on a field trip, he was on a field trip with a child.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_01: So that made her decide to take that girl mad, and she let it happen.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_01: What else?
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: When a stud calms you, when a stud claims you, you get claimed.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_01: So pretty much, and it goes down, like it that that post that they say, when a stud claims you, you get claimed.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what it's about.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_01: So I need a stud to explain that to me.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_01: So when apparently when you get stained, but I guess they they give like 60 more comments.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: They say, damn right, when a stud get you, bitch your minds.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what the fuck?
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_01: One person laughed on the ground rolling because shit, that shit happened to me.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well shit.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_01: I guess I he needs some help or she needs some help.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_01: You didn't get claimed, you got took in.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_01: She said he got took in, like, like freaking off.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_01: He said, say that's this a new movie now, taking 12.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_01: Shit.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't even know it was a taken six or five.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_01: Well, fuck, they just skipped a couple of numbers and went taken.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_01: So, and it just goes on.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_01: What did I just watch?
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: And please tell me before I investigate.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_01: So now someone said I need to investigate what happened to this man because apparently, like I said, he got took him in the store while he was with his girlfriend.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_01: But the comments go on.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's like literally 11,600 comments, and I can keep going, right?
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_01: Now you say, look at the therapist's face.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't even think about the therapist's face.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god, you gotta look at that shit.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_01: You see, that's what I'm talking about.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_01: Even though I look at the video, now I'm interacting with the video more because it says look at the therapist's face.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_01: If you see the therapist's face, the therapist's like, what the fuck?
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_01: Do I need to call the cops or something?
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_01: Like, this motherfucker just got snatched.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_01: And and he had no control of the situation.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_01: If you see him sitting in the chair, he's just sitting there.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_01: That's one person say, Look at him sitting in the chair, like like she done took his balls and he just sitting there like, uh, uh, punky, punky.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's freaking crazy.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_01: Like I said, and that's just one.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so let me get into the other one that I was saying.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_01: Because I guess I'm gonna post two for you, but like I say, it's a good one.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_01: This one right here is good manners.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_01: Let me see what it said.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_01: So now this one right here, and it says the time Robert Williams joined Martha Stewart in the kitchen, FSC transformed into Robert Williams special.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_01: So, you know, the late Robert Williams, he was already hilarious already, right?
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_01: So did this cat already funny.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_01: So I thought the video itself was hilarious when I saw it.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, okay, we gotta look at it.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_01: So, but I'm gonna play the video for a second.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_03: Keep rubbing the meat for 30 minutes.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_03: At that point, if nothing happens, you're pretty much you've been dead for a few minutes.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_03: Meat ready, who's your daddy?
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_01: So he pretty much the kind of I don't know what the joke is supposed to be, but he actually was the meat ready, and then he said if you rub it for 30 minutes, uh you see I just did my hand like that.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's fucking horrible.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_01: He said you should rub it for 30 minutes and nothing happens.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: That meat probably dead.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_01: So I look out and say, okay, shit, fuck.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_01: This right, he got almost a thousand cards, right?
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: He say, like, who's your daddy?
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_01: So apparently, holy shit.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, let me get myself together.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_01: Um, they went through and say, keep rubbing the meat and keep rubbing it after 30 seconds and then keep rubbing it again.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_01: He said, then she blew it.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_01: I like I like, what the hell, man?
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_01: Y'all gonna talk about goddamn Martha Stewart after that.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, Martha Stewart blew it.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_01: There's somebody grandmama man.
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_01: What do you say?
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like I say, uh, what was he got in the comment?
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_01: Um, Robin allegend, no one can put the comments like he did.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_01: I wanted him and Martha get down after the fact.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what the hell?
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_01: Huh.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_01: Didn't him and Martha didn't get on the fact.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, shit, he did actually was the meat was good, but that's the thing.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_01: Like I say, and then one say then Martha eat the meat.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_01: See, I know I'm laughing hilarious by myself.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_01: This is crazy.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_01: I'm cracking myself up when I'm talking this.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_01: I'm let me let me get myself straight to talk to you.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_01: Did Martha eat the meat?
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_01: Come on, man.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: Like I say, the comments sections are are freaking crazy hilarious.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_01: I like it's so wild what these cats be doing things.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_01: So I like I said, it's a bunch of reels out there, but like I say, the the the the whole combination of this story here that I'm trying to tell you, um, when you're looking at the reels while you're sitting on the toilet, and I know most of y'all doing.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_01: Don't even sit here and lie to me about like you but sitting and taught listening to the real.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_01: Because I said you probably sit and talk listening to me, but it's okay.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_01: I don't care where you listen to me at, just listen.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_01: But um, um look in the comment sections.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, interact with those comments.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_01: Even leave us a couple comments.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_01: Because like I say, some of these reels are freaking hilarious, it's outrageous, okay?
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_01: So um I I'm I'm with it.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_01: I'm with it.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_01: So now I have a new experience that I have to do.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: So I just can't look at the real laugh and keep strolling, then look at another real laugh and keep strolling.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna start to spend some time on some of these reels and actually read what people are saying on some of these reels because not all the reels are freaking hilarious.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_01: When they go into the comment section, man, they be going ham in these comment sections.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_01: So just like y'all be going ham in my comment section, but uh it's like I I didn't know how interactive like these posters can be, and like I say, special, like I say, I I when you think about 040, you're looking at like say, hey man, you know what, the kids spending all this time on the internet and stuff like that.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_01: Shit, we we about to be bad as them, because if you listen to these reels, and like I say, go in the comment section, holy crap, man.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_01: This navigating the internet at the freaking 40 boys, freaking it's awesome.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_01: It is awesome.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_01: Every week I find out something new about the internet that I did not find out.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_01: So I like to thank my daughter for you know, get me into the comment section so that I can experience this this wonder of the comment sections inside these reels.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_01: So from now on, if I find some hilarious and I look at things, I'm going straight to look at the comment section after I look at the video.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_01: So um yeah, y'all come join me, man, because it is fun as crap.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_01: Like I say, and keep it rolling.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like I say, so listen to the podcast, share, and like, and make sure you tell your friends about it, okay?
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_01: And get into these goddamn comment sections.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_01: We out here, baby.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_01: So, like I say, Unstrip the After 40, the podcast.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_01: Make sure I read, make sure I read the right thing.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm trying to get it, I'm trying to get it, I'm trying to take my thing down by a thing.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, let me say while I post this in the end.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you for listening and rock with me.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_01: God, I gotta read sometime, but you see, I got my glasses on.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_01: Comments, shares, and suggestions are always welcome.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_01: Unstrip the podcast, unedited, unrehearse, real talk from real people.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_01: Until next time.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, get in those goddamn comments, baby.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_03: Let me tell you.