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Dungeons, Dice, and Driving Lines: When Racecraft Meets Roleplay · BREAK/FIX the Motorsports & Vehicle Enthusiast Variety Show

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Grand Touring Motorsports started as a social group of car enthusiasts,
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but we've expanded into all sorts of motorsports disciplines, and we
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want to share our stories with you.
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Years of racing, wrenching, and motorsports experience brings
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together a top notch collection of knowledge and information
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through our podcast, Brake Fix.
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BrakeFix's media team could be considered a bunch of nerds, myself included.
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That's why it should come as no surprise to anyone that for some of us, after our
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love for vehicles and all things racing, we can indulge ourselves And our children
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in the world of Dungeons and Dragons, the venerable role playing game is having
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a massive resurgence in popularity, thanks to live play shows and podcasts.
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Like the critical role In this episode, we go behind the scenes
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after a long day at Watkins Glen International Raceway and play some
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motor sports inspired d and d with our kids hoping to reinforce Racecraft
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technical jargon, and most importantly, share some quality time together.
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Okay, so while you guys are doing that, I'm.
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Explain what I've changed, you've played, you've played Neverwinter
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so you understand the concept.
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Yep.
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Okay, so, throwing this together, in 20 minutes with racing themes at Bradford
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Quest, I decided that instead of trying to figure out how to have one of you
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be a driver and an owner and a mechanic and everything like that, that was going
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to create a really long campaign, you guys are going to race Watkins Glen.
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Okay.
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I like it.
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You're going to race Watkins Glen.
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So you guys are going to tell me what your car is, like Frankie's and Minnie.
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Alright.
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Okay?
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And we're going to roll some die to determine your certain specs on how
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well you accelerate or brake in turns.
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Accelerate and brake in straight away.
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And that's what the notepads are for.
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There's a couple notepads so you can jot down your own things.
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And you guys are going to race each other, and I'm going to control a NPC car.
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Okay.
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The Stig!
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He's the Stig.
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He's the Stig.
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Normally Dungeons Dragons is everybody playing together to get to a goal.
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Right.
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The goal for you guys is to not let the NPC win.
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Okay.
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But also racy chocolate, that's why we're sort of changing this around a little bit.
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Okay.
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So my first role can't be to take out the NPC car?
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Can it be all in?
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Well, what number die is the pit maneuver?
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Yeah, can I do the pit maneuver?
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Okay.
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Does the basics make sense?
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Sure.
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Do you have any questions so far?
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What's D& D?
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Dungeons Dragons.
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So we are not playing Dungeons Dragons this evening.
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Tonight we are playing Chariots Carrots.
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Chariots Carrots.
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Chariots Carrots.
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Can we pick our favorite as our O teams?
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Is that who we represent?
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You can make whoever you want to be.
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Of course.
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It can be like, you can race as Princess Sparklebutt if you like.
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Or, you can make up your own.
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So you guys are going to tell me what your car is.
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And then we're going to figure out what your class is.
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Like your level.
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And then we're going to figure out your other specs.
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And then you guys can race.
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In front of you, Brad, are four coins.
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Each one of you are going to be a character.
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I'm thinking 11 turns ish, 5 laps.
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Sure.
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That's...
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Okay.
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30 to 40 turns apiece.
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Uh huh.
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Okay?
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Does that sound fair?
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Yup.
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And we can always make it longer, or we can always make it shorter, but
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I'm just sort of coming up with...
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Can we name our character?
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I thought you were the flying lizard team.
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No, she can be whatever she wants.
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Somewhere on this table is a cough drop.
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Mm hmm.
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That's the NPC.
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I didn't have any more coins, plus there's Armin.
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How are we going to name our character?
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In a second.
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100%.
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No, not our team, like our actual character.
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100%.
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I'm gonna get there.
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Okay?
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Before we go any further, I need to mention.
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You have colored pencils so that you can draw me a picture of your car.
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Okay?
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So we're gonna name it and do some other stuff, but at the end
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of the day I want a picture of everybody's car and not just your own.
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So you're gonna draw a picture.
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If you start to get a little bored You can draw pictures of the car so that we
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know what they look like so we're not using a penny nickel diamond quarter.
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Okay?
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First thing I'd like everyone to do is grab their twelve and their three.
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So that's got the twelve and the little diamond.
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And you need a four.
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What kind of four?
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Sorry, four.
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Yes, it's a four.
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It's a twelve and a four.
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I didn't see that.
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The soccer ball and the pyramid.
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Okay.
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Got it.
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Just roll those and add them together.
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How do you know which one is it?
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Is the very triangle on the triangle, the one that's top?
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Do you know?
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Look all the way around.
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Oh, I see.
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It's the same number.
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Okay.
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Why did I open the Pandora?
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It's a one.
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Okay.
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One.
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And then it's a 19.
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So what is that together?
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20.
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Well, hold on.
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You're supposed to roll your 12 and your one.
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Oh, nevermind dude.
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They can, but 12.
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Is this one somehow lost?
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Okay, that's four and six.
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That equals 10.
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Would you roll your 12 again?
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She just did no.
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No, I want you to roll it again.
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Okay, do it again She's still six and four roll it again Okay, no, no,
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hold on roll those three why I need you to have a number higher than
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eight Four, five, seven, and six?
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No, no, no, hang on.
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Sorry, so what's your numbers?
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Twelve.
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Twelve's close enough.
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I think it's seven.
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Yours is seven together?
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Yes.
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Add your six to it.
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Leave your other ones and add your six.
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Yeah, we're ten.
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Okay, we're gonna make you twelve.
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Gentlemen, roll yours.
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Oh, I'm in eleven.
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That's eleven.
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We added this.
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Okay, so Eric is at eleven.
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Yep.
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Okay, Frankie, we're going with twelve.
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What'd you get?
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Nine.
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Okay, we're on nine.
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I don't get to re roll, everybody else gets to re roll so they
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get a higher number and I'm stuck with nine single digits.
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No, you just did lizard dance and got an extra three.
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Again, please bear with me, I am creating this as we go.
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I need everyone to find their four.
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Triangle.
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Uh, your four is the triangle.
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Pyramid.
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Pyramid, perfect.
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Roll just that and tell me what you get.
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Four.
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Four.
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Four.
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Two.
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I had a one.
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You had a one?
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Mm hmm.
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Okay.
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Cleo, you had a...
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Two.
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And Mr.
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Brad and Frankie got a...
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Four.
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Perfect.
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Got enough chocolate sauce down there.
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Okay.
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I'm really just eating chocolate chocolate.
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Oh my God.
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Do it again.
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Two.
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Three.
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Four.
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Okay, so hold on.
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Cleo got a four.
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I got a two.
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Frankie?
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I got a two.
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Okay.
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Please just keep in mind that the order that you're shouting these out are
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not the order that I have you here.
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This is the character creation spot.
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Does that make sense?
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So in a regular day of D& D you spend about four and a half hours doing this.
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We're going to boil this down to about six minutes total.
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Nice.
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Okay.
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Good.
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So, begin.
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Always the pyramid.
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Always the pyramid.
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Three.
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three.
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Mr.
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Brad's.
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Mr.
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Bobbin.
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Four.
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Four.
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You guys don't know if what you're rolling are good things or bad things.
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I know, I was just trying to get you some kind.
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Does it make sense?
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Click.
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Roll it again.
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And two, three.
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Two.
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One.
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Brad, you got a one.
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Dos.
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Cleo and Frankie both got twos?
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Yeah.
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No, I got a three.
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Okay, that's okay.
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Do it again.
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Three.
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One.
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Four.
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Three.
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Thank you.
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So what I'm doing over here is I'm noting your stats.
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So which one of these gets me Hoosiers?
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Absolutely not.
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Four.
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Okay.
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Dos.
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Four.
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Cuatro.
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Two.
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And last, two times.
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Oh my god, I hate you.
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Four.
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Three.
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What?
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Is it four or is it three?
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You're supposed to roll once.
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Oh, you're supposed to roll once.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Hold on.
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Four and then three.
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So, let me just do this real quick.
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How do you think to roll it?
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Okay.
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Frankie, roll a second time.
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Did you roll it once?
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I didn't roll it once.
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Okay.
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One.
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And roll it again.
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One.
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Perfect.
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Eric, go ahead and roll twice.
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One and four.
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Brad, what are yours?
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One and one.
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One and one.
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So what you guys just did is roll your additions or subtractions
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to the rolls later in the game.
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So that I know whether or not you're succeeding or failing or passing
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or doing or whatever you're doing.
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Okay, okay, gotcha.
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So, okay.
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So, now I need you guys to take a few moments and think about what kind of car
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you have and what is the name of your car.
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I don't care.
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It can be future, it can be past, it can be made up, it can
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be real, it can be heritage.
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Does not matter to me.
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Can we draw it?
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After I get your name.
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This is the creative part.
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The stats that you just rolled have no bearing on the rest.
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I want to go last.
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Does that make sense?
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Like, this has no...
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We already know you're gonna choose Kit.
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From Knight Rider?
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I see.
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It's gonna be the defender for Viper.
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True, true, true.
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I already know what it is.
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How do you spell Lamborghini?
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You can just go Lambo.
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You're not gonna be a mini?
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I have a mini.
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It's a mini and a...
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It's a mini named Lambo.
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Oh, it's like that French movie, Lost Bullet.
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Okay.
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Where it's powered by a Lamborghini.
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So, how do you spell Lamborghini?
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Spell what?
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Aqua.
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L A M B R O G H I N N Y.
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How do you spell guinea?
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L A M B R O G H I N N Y.
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That's what she said.
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L A M B R O G H I N N Y.
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You got that Lamborghini for a can.
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Who dat?
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Is that a puppy?
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Yup.
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I'm just gonna write it there.
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Are you Princess Flacco Pants?
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No!
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What are you?
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Aqua.
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Aqua.
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Velva.
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Valhalla.
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Aqua Verde.
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What kind of car is it, Cleo?
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It's a blue.
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It's a mini?
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You got a mini?
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Named Aqua.
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What color is it?
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So it's a, it's a...
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I wanna do a green one.
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I'm gonna do a green and a blue one.
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You can brush my hair.
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Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
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So Cleo, you're going with a mini?
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Yep.
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That's fine.
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A blue.
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I'm child safe.
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Blue and green mini.
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Name is Aqua?
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As you figured out, let me know.
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This is not a turn based separate once and for the last, but you'll know.
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It's a mini with a Lamborghini front and a spoiler.
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Oh, cool.
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What?
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So, it's a go stop or puck off?
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I like it a lot.
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Frankie, we're going, I'm going to shorten to Mini Lambo.
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No, no, no, no.
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Oh, it's a mini guinea.
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It's a mini guinea.
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Mini what?
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Mini guinea.
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G H I N I.
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Mini guinea.
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G H I N I.
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Mini guinea.
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What's a mini guinea's name?
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Mini guinea.
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So you have mini guinea the mini guinea?
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No!
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So is your name Minigini or is that the name of your car?
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The name of my car.
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His name is Brow Shorts.
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Oh, okay.
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So the name, the name of your car is Minigini, what type of car is it?
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A Minigini.
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It's a Minigini.
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Who's on first?
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Who's on first?
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Minigini.
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Minigini.
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I'm naming my cars with me.
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That's what I'm doing right now.
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You haven't decided a name.
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Brian, how are you over there?
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Oh, it's a C7R.
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What's a C7R?
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Corvette.
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Corvette C7R.
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I got it.
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Are you ready to hear my car?
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I am ready to hear your car.
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You don't need to know my card name.
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Oh, sorry.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Millennium Falcon.
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Millennium Falcon.
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Driven by Jake.
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Millennium.
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Millennium Falcon.
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Drove by Jake from State Farm.
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Jake from Rite Age.
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Jake from Rite Age.
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Okay.
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Driven by Chewy.
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Frankie.
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I need the name of Miniginny.
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Okay, so the model is Miniginny and the name is Florida Man.
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HAHAHAHAHA And then it's gonna have all these And then it's
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gonna be tie dye colored.
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Oh, you mean he's not gonna be wearing no clothes on other No!
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On the hood, it's gonna be a naked man.
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I don't know.
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I'll censor the part.
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What do we got?
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Where?
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Well, since Brad chose the second best sounding V8 being the Patek,
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I went with the SLS Mercedes.
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Because it's the best sounding.
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And what was Lando Calrissian's ship's name?
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Why is nobody picking for the Edie?
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That's what your car is named.
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No, I named my car the Gummy...
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Stop speed is like 2 billion miles per hour.
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And it has great handling, it's like super up to date.
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This is my car, the Gummy Newton Monster.
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Gummy what?
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Newton Monster.
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What?
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Wait, wait, did you watch football?
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Just to let you know, this is like half of the game.
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Sir, what the heck is this?
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This is half of the game?
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Yes.
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When you actually play D& D, I don't hate in pre created characters.
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This is half the fun.
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It's sitting around this table.
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Actually, this is C& C.
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Talking shit about people's characters.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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For the man!
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By the way.
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You are perfectly blind to grab your crayons and draw the Millennium Falcon's
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C7R Corvette The Aquamini, the Gummy Newton Monster, I joined the Miniguinny,
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the SLS, I joined the Miniguinny.
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That's fine, you can both draw all of them, I don't care.
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Yay!
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The Waterbend Miniguinny, and you are all battling up
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against Turbo the Mazda 3 speed.
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Turbo the Mazda 3 speed.
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Hacks back.
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Don't, don't create any trouble.
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At least she's better than the chubby stupid.
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Why, why does Minigini actually sound like something you would
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buy in Miami to wear at the beach?
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That's Minikini.
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There's also Minikini.
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Okay, uh, I need everyone to grab their 20.
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The big one.
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The big chunky.
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Eric, are you ready?
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I haven't rolled yet.
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Oh, just go ahead and roll.
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12.
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Frankie?
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3.
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Brad?
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15.
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Thank you.
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And Cleo?
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7.
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Thank you.
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You just, guys, just ruled your qualifying order.
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What?
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Mother trucker.
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Highest who's first.
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That's not how it works in qualifying.
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It works in D& D.
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It's reverse order.
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Reverse grid.
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Yeah.
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So.
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So, I'm going to go back first.
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Sandbagger.
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Why can't I go first?
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Cause you throw a 3.
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Cause you have the lowest number.
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But I got 3rd place.
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He got 15th.
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The 1.
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8 Falcon can do the white run in 12 parsecs.
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No.
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This is our qualifying score.
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So.
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The Kessel one.
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So I go last.
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Depends on what the other car is.
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Okay, so is there any way that all of these tokens will fit
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somewhere near the starting point?
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Possibly, I mean, right, right there.
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Hey, Cleo, you can do and draw whatever you feel like.
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If you can't draw a Mini Cooper, draw a Mini Genie.
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You can't draw a Minigini?
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Draw me a Sparkle butt.
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You can't draw a Sparkle butt?
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Make me a picture of Bolster Black.
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Again, are we not talking about Miami?
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I mean, we Sparkle butts the Miniginis?
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Sparkle butt is not a Minigini?
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Yes, it is.
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No, it isn't!
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Is your car a Sparkle butt than Minigini?
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Good!
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I can swear I'm writing a Minigini on podcast soon.
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How's it going?
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So, the year is sometime not this year, and you guys are at the Watkins
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Glen International Cluster House.
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A cluster?
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There's multiple classes at competing.
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For the ultimate trophy, which is a golden jar of sparkle buckthorn.
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How are you laughing so hard at this?
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Okay.
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Not only does the winner get buckthorn, They get a free trip
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to Miami Beach and a minikini.
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A man a mini gini?
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Do they get a, wait, do they get a mini gini?
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No, no, no, not, mini ginis are very expensive.
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Mini ginis are very small and cheap.
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Okay, so the trashy.
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After qualifying, we have the current rumbler, the millennium Falcon CR seven
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Corvette first, the gummy Newton monster.
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This is like wacky racing.
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The Aqua mini.
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Okay.
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Not to be confused with.
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Aquaman, actually less clothing involved, coming in third, with turbo
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the bodices being formed, and taking up the rear, Florida Man in the mini me.
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We hope the police can catch him.
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He is last.
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Shouldn't be too hard.
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He's riding on a lawnmower.
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It's a mini ghini.
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A mini tractor.
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That's exactly it.
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Lamborghini makes tractors, people.
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We have solved it.
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Draw the tractor from the parts of the barn.
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You're getting hunted by the police.
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Now, there are lots of things that you guys can choose to do during this game.
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Can I turn around and go backwards?
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That might be something you can do later, but what I'm going to share
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with you is before primary things that I've selected, well, that might
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be the result of something, but we're not trying to hurt each other.
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Okay.
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Why we're going against each other.
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Okay.
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So, there are four major things that I've come up with that you guys could do.
17:49
But you don't have to do these four things.
17:52
If you, you can get creative and tell me something else.
17:54
What you guys have rolled is your acceleration speed,
17:57
in both straights and turns.
17:59
Your blocking speed, your breaking speeds, in both straights and turns.
18:03
And your passing speeds, in both straights and turns.
18:05
So, as an example is...
18:07
I would like to go straight and accelerate.
18:10
Okay.
18:11
Okay.
18:11
Just as an example, or I'm going to go into turn three turning and
18:16
I would like to break or accelerate into the turn as an example.
18:19
I know the bigs get this, but the littles understand that.
18:21
Yes.
18:22
Go fast.
18:23
Go slow.
18:24
Accelerating, blocking, defense, and passing.
18:27
So offense, defense, breaking, and acceleration.
18:30
So if Uncle Eric is trying to pass Mr.
18:33
Brad, Uncle Eric might want to pass, where he would do an offensive role.
18:38
Brad might choose to try and block, at which point he would
18:41
try and do a defensive role.
18:43
Does that make sense?
18:43
Breaking and accelerating are defensive and offensive.
18:46
Well, like, you may choose to pass via acceleration.
18:48
Or pass under breaking.
18:51
Yeah, I got you.
18:51
Okay.
18:52
Well, pretty chipped for the eyes.
18:53
But my point though is, is that's an option.
18:55
Does that make a little bit of sense?
18:57
Yeah.
18:57
Trust me, the bigs will help the littles.
18:59
Can you?
18:59
We need to read out a...
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No.
19:02
I can tell you that your overall spec for every one of you is 12.
19:06
Just worked out that way.
19:07
The Mazda's got an overall spec of 14.
19:10
Cheater.
19:11
Delusion.
19:12
I'm the DM.
19:12
Forever and ever.
19:13
No, actually, I rolled a 14.
19:14
And each one of those things that you rolled earlier is going to add or
19:18
subtract to the number that you see again.
19:20
Okay, so the basic concept is, pass by acceleration, you would roll.
19:25
You want a defense you would roll you to either add or subtract what i'll tell you
19:29
Based on what you rolled in the beginning.
19:31
You have not drawn me a picture yet.
19:33
We got a problem.
19:34
I don't know I did it again.
19:36
I don't either i'm making this up.
19:38
Can I please have the notepad?
19:39
Do you need to write down notes?
19:41
No, he's gonna draw them and he can't Gummy newton monster.
19:45
Yes, you are in the lead of the pack.
19:47
Yes I thought I was the one.
19:48
I thought he was the lead.
19:49
Yes.
19:49
You are in the lead of the pack.
19:51
The Millennium Falcon.
19:52
My own number.
19:53
Okay, yes.
19:53
Millennium Falcon is in the lead.
19:55
Checkered flag has gone down.
19:57
Oh.
19:58
Of qualifying.
19:59
Green flag.
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Yes.
20:01
Green flag has gone down.
20:03
Wait, are we starting the race or?
20:04
We are about to start the race.
20:05
You guys are already, okay.
20:06
You guys are already finished qualifying.
20:08
You got your order.
20:09
You, this is not a running start.
20:11
This is a standing start.
20:13
Standing start.
20:13
So you guys are all posted up on the start finish line.
20:17
So I'm on pole.
20:17
You're on pole.
20:19
What would you like to do?
20:20
The green flag has gone down, you are allowed to move now.
20:23
Okay, I want to accelerate.
20:24
You'd like to accelerate straight or turn?
20:27
Since it's on straight, I'd like to accelerate straight.
20:30
Okay, fantastic.
20:31
Roll your 20.
20:33
I'm thinking of nine.
20:34
Nine.
20:35
Nine.
20:35
So, Brad adds four to that and he moves to the next turn.
20:40
We're just gonna do turns.
20:41
To the turn.
20:42
Yeah, so pick a coin, whichever coin is Brad.
20:44
You're now in that, you're now, Brad accelerates off the pole.
20:52
I jump off the pole and I accelerate.
20:56
I know you can take off the pole.
20:59
Again, South Florida.
21:00
So, So, the Millennium Falcon squiggles its rear tires, its tail end wiggling back
21:08
and forth from a stop, and it accelerates up to the turn one, at which point, the
21:14
Gummy Mutant Monster, Also accelerates.
21:17
Okay.
21:19
And an 18.
21:20
Perfect.
21:21
The gummy newton monster, despite the soft tires, also figures out how to accelerate.
21:28
Staying in second place behind the millennium falcon.
21:32
Seriously?
21:33
Seriously.
21:34
So where do the numbers come into play?
21:37
Because if we're not rolling at the same time, how do we know if one
21:41
person is going to pass the other?
21:42
So when it comes to when there's an action that chooses a battle?
21:46
You guys would independently right now.
21:48
You're just rolling.
21:49
Okay, so we're just going in turn, correct?
21:51
Yes, so yeah, but so what would have happened if I rolled say a four
21:56
then you would have got a doughnut and probably I'm going anywhere.
21:59
What is the threshold for something good happening?
22:02
So the DM is not supposed to tell you but right now right now It
22:07
depends on the action, probably going to be that low teens.
22:10
Okay, without the most correct.
22:13
That's where the multiplier comes in.
22:15
Yeah, we're going to go with 12.
22:16
I'm going to give you that secret.
22:17
So the multiplier gets added to that.
22:19
You're not supposed to ever.
22:19
That's not a big deal.
22:20
We're coming up with this as we go along.
22:22
So we have Cleo.
22:24
In the Aqua Mini, who is on the starting line.
22:28
You have not moved yet.
22:29
I want to accelerate.
22:30
The Millennium Falcon and the Gummy Dude Monster have accelerated for you.
22:33
What would you like to do?
22:34
I would like to accelerate as well.
22:36
Perfect.
22:38
Oh, sorry.
22:38
Just your 20.
22:40
She did it.
22:40
It landed on the thing.
22:43
Landed on a 13 and you also make it off the starting line and accelerate
22:49
to the first corner As you guys are all starting from a stop.
22:53
This seems awfully easy Everybody's taking off and staying in line.
22:57
So going into turn one we have Millennium Falcon in first, Gummy
23:02
Mutant Monster in second, Aquaman in third with Turbo coming at the fourth.
23:06
No, Aquaman it!
23:06
Sorry, Aquaman, Aquaginny in third with Turbo taking it at the fourth.
23:13
And the Florida Man Mini Mutant seems to be a little confused as to
23:18
whether he is a mini in the front or a mini in the back or vice versa.
23:22
And is about to take off.
23:24
I predict.
23:25
Dos.
23:27
He got a two.
23:29
With an acceleration modifier of four, he's still confused
23:33
and isn't going anywhere.
23:35
Can I do a two doubles?
23:36
The Ford Mini Man is so confused on which one is the front and which one is the
23:42
back, he literally gets out of his car and is chucking between the hood and the
23:47
bumper because he doesn't know if it's a front engine or a rear engine car.
23:51
Neither do we.
23:53
I told you it was a lamborghini in the front and a mini in the back!
23:58
So it's got a big nose and a little rump?
24:00
Yes!
24:01
So it's an Aztec.
24:02
Big nose and a little rump.
24:04
Sounds like a lot of girls I used to date.
24:07
I mean it could be the other way around.
24:11
I'm sure it's a big rump and a little nose.
24:14
Okay, also, just to let you guys know, the weatherman has said
24:19
that there's a storm coming in and this may not make it to five laps.
24:21
We're gonna hope to get to two.
24:24
Oh my god, this is gonna take a while.
24:26
There's 11 turns on this track.
24:28
He's gonna throw the rope fly.
24:30
Okay, so what's next?
24:31
Okay, Ray Stewart, what's next?
24:34
Again, the current running order is Millennium Falcon in front.
24:37
Followed by Gummy Newton Monster in second, Aqua Mini in third,
24:41
with Turbo coming in fourth, The Mangini still can't figure out
24:45
whether he's racing today or not.
24:46
Yay!
24:48
We're going to go take the camera back to our Millennium Falcon on turn
24:51
one and see what he's going to do.
24:53
You got a break for turn one?
24:54
You kind of got a break for turn one.
24:56
I would like to break, break in turn.
24:57
I will tell you that the actual...
24:59
Turning that driving mechanisms won't affect any of this exactly the part that
25:03
would accelerate to turn one I'm gonna say you're gonna use all of the track
25:10
all turn one You guys are running this You would know that and achieve that?
25:17
I got no clue.
25:18
So, you're going to accelerate through turn one.
25:20
I'm gonna brake for turn one.
25:21
You're gonna brake through turn one.
25:23
Brake for turn one to stay on the track.
25:25
Okay.
25:25
100%.
25:25
Go ahead.
25:27
One.
25:27
His brakes go out a little.
25:29
He goes flying through the turn.
25:31
Luckily, no crashing.
25:32
In today's race, there's rubber walls, and he makes it to the turn
25:37
barely, but it loses a lot of speed.
25:39
Okay, I want to add some technical realism to this.
25:42
He is in a Corvette.
25:45
And they go into Ice Mode.
25:47
I have been in a C7 that has done exactly this on track in Turn 1 in Walkin Fly.
25:54
100%.
25:54
This is real.
25:56
Ice Mode.
25:56
My Millennium Falcon is in Ice Mode.
25:58
But I make it through Turn 1, but I lose a lot of speed.
26:01
Correct.
26:01
So, yes.
26:02
The Millennium Falcon safely makes it through Turn 1, but
26:04
he loses a lot of his momentum.
26:06
So, we have the Gummy Nymph monster coming up on his R& N.
26:10
And how is Gummy Nip Monster going to handle this?
26:14
I am also going to break into turn one.
26:16
Okay.
26:18
With a two.
26:19
The Gummy Nip Monster also has a problem with his left
26:22
front tire there in turn two.
26:24
And luckily he also doesn't hit the rubber mall, but stays right
26:28
behind the Millennium Falcon.
26:29
So we're running over straight still.
26:31
Millennium Falcon one, Gummy Nip Monster number two.
26:34
That's called the Forza Magnet.
26:37
I am going to do the exact same thing.
26:41
Actually, I would like to accelerate.
26:42
You would like to accelerate through.
26:45
Turn one.
26:46
One and out.
26:47
Turn one out.
26:47
Go ahead and roll your twenty.
26:49
Oh, I hope this works.
26:52
She rolled...
26:53
A twenty!
26:54
No, a twenty.
26:55
A.
26:56
Rolled a twenty.
26:57
Which is a critical.
26:59
Cleo in the aquafound, not only does she go blowing through the turf so fast that
27:05
her hair and striped box are whipping out the back, she jumps into first place.
27:11
One pass, boom.
27:12
At the grand falcon and Florida man.
27:15
Yes!
27:17
Florida man is still back, can you see him?
27:19
Yeah, yeah.
27:19
He's completely, Florida man's at the Florida game.
27:23
Turbo also seems to have a problem turning one.
27:25
We don't know what it is about these cars.
27:28
Okay There's oil slick.
27:30
There it is down three flag is out.
27:33
No, see these guys are about as confused as floor man They haven't thrown any
27:37
flags yet because throwing the flags will slow this race down and they really want
27:41
to get one lap in Before the rain comes.
27:43
I really want to make it to the bus stop or they call it What did you want to do?
27:48
What do you want to do?
27:49
Do you want to accelerate through the turn?
27:50
Yeah, I'm still at the beginning.
27:51
You're still at the beginning.
27:52
Do you want to accelerate or brake?
27:54
I want to go gas, gas, gas.
27:57
So, you're accelerating on a straight.
28:00
Waterman finally figures out what the gas pedal is versus the brake pedal
28:03
and makes it around to turn one.
28:06
Finally.
28:07
He is coming up to the Millennium Falcon, the coming monster.
28:12
And Turbo, yes, thank you very much.
28:14
Coming up to Millennium Falcon in second place, Geminid Monster in third
28:18
place, and Turbo in fourth place, with the Aquamini starting to pull away.
28:25
Cameron comes back to Brad on the Millennium Falcon and
28:28
says, what does he want to do?
28:29
Accelerate this mofo.
28:33
Okay, go ahead and accelerate.
28:35
Eight.
28:36
Eight.
28:37
Accelerating through to his 12.
28:38
He finally gets grip and starts to pull up behind the Aquamini.
28:44
Camera pans to Gummy Newton Monster in the SLS Mercedes Benz, and
28:49
we'll see what he wants to do.
28:50
We're going to drive flat out.
28:52
Going flat out.
28:54
Going flat out.
28:55
With a ten.
28:56
With a ten.
28:57
Okay, that ten gets him straightened back up.
28:59
He doesn't quite able to get up to speed, but he is definitely
29:02
pulling away from turbo.
29:04
Getting towards the Millennium Falcon second place and
29:07
the Aquamanian first place.
29:10
Was that the Cleopatra rule?
29:11
The turbo goes next.
29:12
No, no, you're right.
29:13
Sorry, Cleo's third.
29:14
Thank you very much.
29:15
I am looking at Oh my god!
29:17
What did you want to do first?
29:18
I want to accelerate.
29:19
You want to accelerate again.
29:20
Now, we are coming out of turn one.
29:23
So, we are going to accelerate.
29:24
Go ahead and...
29:26
Go!
29:26
What do we got?
29:27
Tricks.
29:28
Three!
29:30
With an acceleration, we are unfortunately starting to slow down.
29:34
Seems like you might have picked up one of the tire issues in turn one,
29:37
but you are still in first place.
29:39
Allowing the Millennium Falcon, Incumbent, and New Monster
29:42
to start to catch up to you.
29:44
Turbo, which...
29:45
Stays in fourth place and keeps on rolling.
29:47
Floor Man with the mini bikini!
29:50
Up to turn one as the rest of the parties are pulling out of
29:53
turn one and towards turn two.
29:55
Would you like to accelerate through the turn to try and catch up?
29:58
Would you try, like, to block the magic way behind you that nobody sees?
30:01
Would you like to try and pass?
30:03
That's the scale that actually started before you on the race, and it's
30:08
currently in third and a half place.
30:10
Now, uh, what would you like to do?
30:12
Drift.
30:13
You would like to drift, which would be both an acceleration
30:16
and a brake through turn one.
30:18
What is the high for that?
30:19
If that's the rule?
30:21
Seventeen.
30:22
Seventeen.
30:22
Somehow you ended up drifting with the front of your car.
30:26
Somehow making it around the tracks.
30:28
No idea because we don't know if as far as front engine, rear engine,
30:32
front wheel drive, rear wheel drive.
30:33
We don't even know if this car has four rotors on it.
30:35
It might just have one front and one rear.
30:36
But we don't know if it's rear wheel drive or one.
30:40
Yes.
30:40
No, you understeered.
30:42
You successfully was able to turn your left wheel, front
30:45
wheel, and your right rear wheel.
30:48
Two different wheels.
30:48
I'm not sure why they go in different directions.
30:50
But you made it around turn one.
30:52
I drifted.
30:53
You drifted, yes, past the snail, still in fifth place.
30:58
I ran over the snail.
30:59
No, you did not roll high enough to roll over the snail.
31:02
Okay, camera comes back around to Brad, who is in...
31:06
Second place behind the Aqua Mini.
31:10
What would you like to do?
31:11
I want to pass.
31:13
Okay, so aggressive.
31:15
The S's.
31:16
I'm going to pass on the S's.
31:19
The worst place to pass.
31:21
Okay, so, this is going to be a battle.
31:24
Cleo, you need to grab your 20.
31:27
You're going to need that as well, because we're going to be battling.
31:29
Brad, we'd like to try and pass, and we are in a turn.
31:33
Two.
31:34
Okay, so we're in a turn.
31:35
We're on a streak.
31:36
Coming out of turn one, going into turn two.
31:38
Oh.
31:38
The baby straights don't count.
31:40
I'm skipping those.
31:40
We're going turn to turn.
31:41
It's going to take forever if we do that.
31:43
Okay.
31:44
What would you like to do?
31:45
Would you like to try to accelerate away from him?
31:47
Or would you try, like, to try to block him?
31:49
What would, Brad's trying to get around you.
31:52
I would like to accelerate away from him.
31:55
You would like to accelerate away from him.
31:57
Okay.
31:57
Drag race.
31:58
Yes.
31:58
So.
32:00
Which side are you on, the left or the right?
32:02
So Brad, you're going to try and accelerate past.
32:04
I'm on the right side and turn 2.
32:05
Left side and turn 3.
32:08
Right side and turn 4.
32:10
So, so you're trying to accelerate away, and you're trying to accelerate past.
32:14
Yes.
32:14
Go ahead and both roll.
32:19
Roll your 20.
32:20
I'm so scared.
32:23
16.
32:24
8.
32:26
And...
32:32
Either way, the Millennium Falcon was aimed to get through the S's, which
32:37
is one of the silliest places to try and make it past this race, but rules
32:42
and logic and science are out the window and takes over first place.
32:46
Hey, wouldn't be the first time I've seen three guys face.
32:49
Where's the invisible guy?
32:50
Oh, where's the snail?
32:52
I can't see him.
32:52
That'd be turbo.
32:53
Oh, yes, yes, sorry.
32:54
Turbo, the Mazda, is still stuck in turn.
32:57
Fun out.
32:57
Yeah, he spun out.
32:59
The floor man, Renegini, is starting to catch up on him.
33:01
Which is, both of them are having...
33:02
Really bad luck trying to figure out the gas and the brake pedal.
33:06
We have a change in position.
33:09
The Millennium Falcon has taken over first place.
33:11
With the Aquamini holding on, but now in second place.
33:15
But the Gummy Mutant Monster needs to figure out what they want to do.
33:19
With both the Millennium Falcon.
33:23
Well, since these two clowns are out of my way now, I can go full acceleration.
33:28
But you can't get past me because I just passed her.
33:31
So now you have to get past her.
33:32
Yeah, how does that work?
33:34
Do you automatically pass?
33:35
Or do you have to pass?
33:36
If you want to, you can keep going straight and stay in position by
33:40
accelerating or something like that.
33:41
You need to get past.
33:43
You need to pass.
33:44
Can I draft?
33:46
You want to follow me through?
33:48
Yeah, can I draft the Corvette?
33:50
Roll a check.
33:51
Let's do it.
33:52
So you're not battling anybody.
33:54
You're trying to succeed a skill check.
33:55
Correct.
33:56
I won't follow him.
33:57
Twelve.
34:00
Twelve.
34:01
And so you're accelerating through a turn.
34:04
Right?
34:05
You're drifting through a turn.
34:07
So, unfortunately, you were unable to draft through it.
34:10
Mmm.
34:11
You don't lose anything.
34:13
Corvette's lights blink in your face like a silly Corvette does.
34:17
I hit the hazard so I can get faster.
34:20
So, the ice warning motor application is so bright inside the car that
34:24
it reflects off the rearview mirror and just blinds you for a moment.
34:28
Okay, so we still have Aquaman y in front, Millennium Falcon in second.
34:33
No, Millennium Falcon.
34:34
Sorry, yes, Millennium Falcon is in front, Aquaman y is in second.
34:38
Coming in monster has not gained or lost any position, keeping up with the pack.
34:42
Can, can I just admit something?
34:43
Yes.
34:44
I couldn't roll higher than 12s because I run tight.
34:49
Roll it.
34:50
It's fine.
34:51
No, roll it.
34:52
It's fine.
34:52
Roll it.
34:53
I'll go next time.
34:54
I don't blame you.
34:54
Roll it.
34:55
No, I'm saying roll it.
34:56
He's corrected me like 17 times.
34:59
It's fine.
34:59
It was my mess up.
35:00
I'm going to take it.
35:01
Roll it.
35:02
Now I know how it works.
35:03
It's good.
35:03
So, I will tell you for the most part, for me, 20 is the only thing
35:06
you're going to probably get.
35:07
So you can move the rest of them off the side.
35:08
Yeah, okay, there we go.
35:09
The 20 is most likely what you're only going to need.
35:12
So, okay, again, we've got Millennium Falcon in front.
35:16
Aquamanian in second.
35:17
Doesn't help that I have these numbers written down.
35:20
The order.
35:21
With the Gummy Needle Monster, who unfortunately was not
35:24
able to get the draft.
35:25
The Millennium Falcon between the Ice Hazards and the Tacos at
35:29
the lunch, kept him in position.
35:32
He had House of Hong.
35:34
House of Hong.
35:35
Somehow Turbo just is having the minigating luck and
35:39
is still stuck in turn 4.
35:42
Turn 1.
35:43
Turn 1.
35:43
Turn 1.
35:46
It has been decided with the rain delay we are making...
35:49
this the NASCAR track and maybe skipping the boot tonight.
35:52
Oh, coincident.
35:54
Decide if that, if the boot's closed when we get there, depending
35:56
on if it's midnight or not.
35:58
I don't know, we're having fun.
35:59
Keep going.
35:59
Okay.
36:01
You want to go to the boot.
36:02
The camera, done watching all the action in the front, decides to figure out
36:07
what floor man the managini is doing.
36:09
He has figured out the gas and the brake.
36:11
He's sort of figured out how to go right and left.
36:14
He is coming through turn one.
36:16
Is it because she did a battle with me that she didn't get
36:18
another individual role?
36:20
Yeah, how does that work?
36:23
Damn, he's all over you.
36:25
Dungeon Master!
36:27
Dungeon Master who sat out there for six and a cigarette
36:30
and put a game on his head.
36:31
His title is Chief Steward.
36:34
Yeah, he's Chief Steward.
36:37
I'm just thinking, should she have gotten the turn?
36:39
Yes, absolutely correct.
36:41
I don't care.
36:42
No, you're absolutely correct because you rolled a die.
36:45
I forgot.
36:46
Again, sat in a car, I made a game up.
36:50
You haven't stopped giggling since I started talking.
36:52
So I think I'm gonna be halfway successful.
36:55
Alright, Cleo, you have to decide.
37:02
You have to decide, do you want to accelerate?
37:04
So, Millennium Falcon just passed you.
37:08
Gummy Mutant Nude Monster failed his draft to get past you.
37:11
So you have the Millennium Falcon in front of you.
37:14
The Gummy Needle Monster behind you, what would you like to do?
37:17
I don't...
37:18
Would you like to try to re pass the Millennium Falcon, or stay in position?
37:23
Or would you like to stop braiding like to stay where I'm going.
37:28
Okay.
37:28
She just wants to accelerate.
37:29
You just want to accelerate?
37:32
Twelve.
37:33
Twelve.
37:33
We're good.
37:34
You're accelerating through.
37:35
Fantastic.
37:36
You maintain second place.
37:37
Correct.
37:38
Minigini.
37:40
Are you ever going to get out of turn one?
37:41
You are.
37:42
I'm out of turn one.
37:43
No, you're still going through turn one.
37:46
You can spin on the way out.
37:47
Correct.
37:48
So, we'll repaint your picture for you because you and Turbo have
37:51
been hanging out doing I want to accelerate through to everybody else.
37:56
Okay, so because you're at the tail end, we're going to
37:59
allow you to do a bonus action.
38:02
Because if you accelerate, you've got turbo in front of you.
38:05
Oh, he can't just drive.
38:06
So you get a bonus action so that you can both accelerate and
38:10
try to pass turbo if you like.
38:12
Because turbo's spun out too.
38:13
It's not fair that you have to stick behind him since turbo's spun out.
38:15
Okay, so would you like to try to accelerate past turbo?
38:19
Yes Can I keep the number I rolled because I feel confident about that number.
38:22
I don't know what that number is It was an 18.
38:25
Uncle Eric saw it was an 18.
38:26
Okay.
38:26
I stole it.
38:28
I'm okay with that As long as we had somebody who wasn't you I'm saying
38:31
that's the number you rolled it on.
38:32
It's confirmed it's an 18.
38:34
So, okay.
38:37
Florida Man, again, has finally figured out the gas and pedal.
38:40
And has stopped doing driver check practices with Turbo.
38:45
I think they called Johan over to do some driver swaps.
38:50
Because if they can't get up to the starting line, they
38:51
might as well get faster.
38:53
Florida Man has made it around Turbo.
38:57
So now we have...
38:58
In the running order, Millennium Falcon in front.
39:02
Omini holding up the, uh, second position.
39:04
Holding true.
39:05
Gummy Nuke Monster in third position.
39:08
With four to manage.
39:11
Finally taking fourth, but with a little bit of a gap.
39:14
There's like a, we're gonna say, uh, three second gap between.
39:19
Coming in monster floor, man.
39:20
Turbo still can't figure out what people gas in the car.
39:23
He's hanging out rolling around turn one.
39:25
Okay, that brings us back to Millennium Falcon who is coming out of the
39:29
S& P Which is one turn or three?
39:32
The S is, the end of the S is four.
39:34
So coming out, turn four.
39:35
So you're coming out of turn four.
39:36
We're gonna come, we're gonna lump the Ss together in one turn, which we should.
39:40
Yep.
39:40
Perfect.
39:40
And we have Millennium Falcon, who is coming out of turn four, looking
39:44
for the, the backend straight away.
39:46
The back straight to the bus stop.
39:48
Okay.
39:49
So I would like to accelerate to the bus stop.
39:51
So Millennium Balman would like to accelerate straight through the bus stop.
39:54
Straight to the bus stop.
39:56
To the bus stop.
39:56
And then we'll treat the bus stop as its own turn.
39:58
Yep.
39:58
Okay, and you got a winning number.
40:01
Margarita.
40:01
Whoa.
40:02
He misses a shift.
40:05
I got a three, I missed a shift.
40:06
Oh yes, even with his straight acceleration of four, he has
40:10
seven, missed the shift, holds position, and first place.
40:14
Losing some power and speed, but, that depends on what
40:18
Aquaman ing would like to do.
40:20
I would like to accelerate past him.
40:23
You okay?
40:24
But, so are we still going to get a little bit?
40:26
Or narrowly a track order.
40:28
The order that you originally rolled is the order that you played, regardless
40:33
of the order you're on the track.
40:34
Okay, so then he's next.
40:35
Yeah, I'm next.
40:36
No, because...
40:37
Oh, you're right, sorry.
40:38
Yes, she's in second position.
40:40
Are you the dungeon master?
40:41
What's happening?
40:42
No, seriously.
40:42
No, I'm just trying to keep the...
40:46
I'm good with going in the order that we are, and then the next
40:48
Yeah, why can't we do track order?
40:50
Yeah, well, maybe I'll get a turn.
40:51
You're right, and you're passing, and it's so By staying in the order
40:54
that you originally rolled, you can do battles and things like that.
40:58
That's why, John So now Eric is third, and still needs to get around Correct.
41:03
Well, I'm gonna go for an Accelerate and Parry us, which means I have to battle.
41:09
No, I didn't accelerate and pass on.
41:11
You got the bonus action because you were in the back.
41:13
Oh, does that make sense?
41:15
So because they're not in the back, they can do a pass.
41:18
You can do it.
41:19
You can, it's the same concept.
41:22
So you would like to try and pass the Aqua Mini.
41:25
And we are on a straight.
41:28
Yes.
41:28
Okay.
41:29
Cleo, I need you to roll your 20.
41:32
A 6.
41:34
8.
41:35
You are blocking on a straight which puts you at a what did you have?
41:41
A 6.
41:42
So that puts you at a 9.
41:44
You are passing on a straight.
41:47
Which means you have a...
41:48
Beat.
41:49
Okay.
41:49
So, the Gummy Minion Monster has passed the Aqua Mini.
41:53
Aqua Mini is keeping up with the Gummy Minion Monster.
41:57
So, basically, the Aqua Mini was wiggling back and forth.
42:00
That mini has never looked so large.
42:04
From corner to corner.
42:06
But the Mercedes Benz was able to sneak by somehow.
42:10
Because that mini was like the largest house.
42:13
Which is still smaller than the nose of the Mercedes Benz, but they got by.
42:17
By the way, I'm a cat driving this car.
42:20
You're a cat driving this car?
42:22
That makes sense.
42:23
With the Millennial Falcon in first, we have the Aquamini now in third.
42:31
Government Monster taking over second.
42:34
Camera pans to the Aquamini.
42:36
What would the Aquamini like to do?
42:38
Would she like to try to take her position back?
42:40
Would she like to try to stay where she's at?
42:42
I would like to try and take my position back.
42:46
Try and take the position back.
42:48
We're going to need another battle between the Gummy Monster and the Aqua Mini.
42:54
So roll your 20.
42:56
OHHHHHHHHHHH So, don't even need to worry about any modifiers in this.
43:03
So, not only does she keep the SLS Mercedes Benz She blows past the
43:09
SLS Mercedes Benz, getting such a draft off the huge nose of this
43:15
Mercedes Benz, This mini is so small.
43:17
It's like packing a banana behind a semi truck.
43:22
She gets so much momentum with her critical role, she now overtakes
43:27
Millennium Falcon in first place.
43:28
You know what?
43:31
She brings up critical success and warms up your face.
43:35
You missed the shift, bro.
43:36
Oh man, I thought I did.
43:37
Missed the clap, clap, clap, clap.
43:39
You know, trying to find third gear.
43:40
Yeah.
43:43
I don't even know if it's still even there.
43:45
Third gear.
43:46
You might only have seven cylinders left.
43:48
Wait, wait, wait.
43:49
Who's right here?
43:50
Who's a bunny sheep?
43:52
Oh, that's...
43:52
I'm hilarious.
43:53
So I'm pretty sure Cleo's the dying...
43:58
I'm the Benny, he's the nickel.
44:00
And then you're the quarter?
44:02
I'm the other nickel.
44:03
Oh, there's two nickels?
44:04
One's head, head's one's tail.
44:06
Okay, and then Turbo is still floating around back there.
44:09
Turbo is the clock truck.
44:10
Stuck in turn one.
44:12
In the gravel pit.
44:13
Frank, would you like to try some of this?
44:15
Yes.
44:16
So I got a cup for everybody at commercial break.
44:18
Now we're going to try the Mountain Dew Flaming Hot Limone
44:25
with a blast of heat and citrus.
44:28
You know what it looks like when you're pouring it?
44:29
It looks like cool.
44:30
Straight up cool.
44:31
Well, yeah, it looks like Dex cool.
44:33
It's literally Dex cool.
44:36
This is not hot at all.
44:37
Oh, oh, oh, but it tastes horrible.
44:41
Is it the activist?
44:43
No, Brad is 100 percent correct because I can honestly admit I've had
44:47
Dexcool Splashed in my mouth before.
44:50
It tastes like this.
44:53
God, it's antifreeze.
44:54
Oh, this is horrible.
44:58
My turn.
44:59
It's gross.
45:01
Does burn a little on the backside, just like antifreeze does.
45:05
It's carbonated Dexcool.
45:06
Oh, that's terrible.
45:07
It would be better if it had more of the lard aftertaste at the end.
45:11
Well, I have a few top rocks in my mouth.
45:13
Man, I just shot at the thing, so the whole top of my mouth.
45:15
It's fizzy like I'm eating Garthrox.
45:17
Flavor wise, it tastes like I hit every button on the soda machine.
45:24
Like you mix the Pepsi with the Diet Pepsi with the Sierra
45:27
Mist with the Mountain Dew.
45:28
And the Dexcalone with the Rain X.
45:30
It tastes like Garthrox, baby!
45:32
It is not good.
45:34
To me, it's got no like, oh, this is something I want to drink.
45:37
I like flaming hot flavored things, like the Cheetos and the popcorn and all that.
45:41
It does not have anything reminiscent of that flavor at all.
45:45
I felt no heat.
45:46
I don't understand what that is, other than it's Dexcool in a bottle.
45:51
It contains zero percent juice.
45:53
It's just like you know.
45:56
It contains zero flavor of goodness.
45:58
I feel loaded.
46:00
Like, I honestly thought I was going to drink a Cheeto.
46:03
Yeah.
46:04
I was, yeah, I was...
46:05
No, like, I was expecting Cheetos, like...
46:07
I was expecting this cheesy cheddar...
46:10
Madness?
46:11
Yeah, it just wasn't good at all.
46:12
It's like a liquid Taki.
46:15
Yeah.
46:15
I don't get it.
46:16
Back from the candle break.
46:18
While the camera was showing the commercials with the dancing flamingos...
46:22
In the minikinis wearing the millennium falcon shaped hats because
46:28
it's all about product placement.
46:29
All you did was describe the John Cena Mountain Dew commercial from the super
46:34
Turbo has figured out whatever he's got to figure out is now straightened
46:39
back up And is fully out of turn one.
46:42
What did I do again?
46:44
You are finally going in the right direction.
46:47
You're about to go through the S's.
46:48
And you're about to go through the S's.
46:49
Everybody else is out of the S's.
46:50
So when to go?
46:52
As soon as I'm done describing the turn.
46:54
Turbo finally figures out what's going on.
46:56
Is able to make it out of turn one.
46:59
Has not caught up with poor Amanda McNee.
47:01
Everybody is now finally going in the right direction.
47:05
Okay.
47:07
We have...
47:07
First down.
47:09
Florida Man, who is about, well, 8 turns, so we're gonna say 94 car lengths.
47:16
We're counting the Minigini lengths, not the SL Mercedes Benz or Corvette lengths.
47:20
Miniginis are about the size from...
47:22
Miniginis, a Minigini is different.
47:25
I'm a guinea, I'm a guinea, I'm a guinea.
47:31
Florida Man with the Minigini, what would you like to do?
47:35
What do I ask you?
47:36
We're coming out of turn 1.
47:38
You're finally going in the correct direction.
47:40
You're about to enter in the S's.
47:42
S's are?
47:43
Yes.
47:44
Do you want some advice from actual drivers?
47:47
Yes.
47:48
Do you want to accelerate?
47:49
I really like your...
47:51
Or would you like some advice from somebody looking at your numbers?
47:54
Yes.
47:55
Accelerate.
47:58
Accelerate through the turn.
47:59
Yes.
48:00
I wanna accelerate, make a 2 78 degree left turn, and then go make a two 70
48:04
degree right turn and then accelerate straight what, what two 70 degrees
48:08
is a lot is a really sharp turn.
48:10
I wanna go like that.
48:11
No, no.
48:11
That's like 70 degrees.
48:12
That's 30 degree 30.
48:14
Okay.
48:15
So you're making slight turns, because we don't need to be, um, not pulling out
48:18
the atoms, or the compass, or whatever those math and science things are.
48:23
These are turns that you can accelerate through.
48:25
You don't need to break for it.
48:26
Okay.
48:26
Yes.
48:27
So, like I said, if we ever do this again, we're going to actually
48:31
have input from people who know what the hell they're doing.
48:33
So, as Eric would say, flat out.
48:36
Flat out.
48:37
Flat out.
48:37
Okay.
48:38
Roll that coin.
48:41
What's your 20?
48:41
My 20 is...
48:44
Give me a while.
48:45
That's a 9!
48:46
That's such a 9!
48:47
The dot is a 6 or a 9?
48:49
The dot indicates what direction it's supposed to go.
48:53
So, right.
48:53
That's a 9!
48:55
That's a 6!
48:57
Right there!
48:58
That is a 9!
49:00
The dots on the bottom.
49:01
Dots on the bottom.
49:03
That's a six, bro.
49:04
Dots on the bottom, like the lines.
49:06
Yeah, they're both on the bottom.
49:07
But when it's on the bottom like this, it's a nine.
49:10
And when you go like that and it's the bottom, it's a six.
49:12
On the one to six, on the one to six, the bar's on the bottom.
49:15
You only get to roll this one from now on, okay?
49:18
Just, just that.
49:19
That's the one you get to roll.
49:20
Okay.
49:21
He, he made you better.
49:24
Okay.
49:25
So we were accelerating into the turn.
49:27
We were.
49:28
Unfortunately, Minighini is still holding true to fourth position.
49:34
Wait, wait, wait, I did this.
49:36
But I went on the right turn.
49:37
No, no, you lifted in the S's.
49:39
That was what your mistake was.
49:41
You got scared, and you lifted in the S's.
49:44
Wait, so like, was I supposed to go...
49:46
You never lift in the S's.
49:48
Unfortunately, you tried, and you hit one of the side markers with the stripes.
49:52
You didn't crash, but by doing that, it threw you out of your line, and you...
49:56
I see cars all the time, and they still go like 70...
49:59
You went off track.
50:01
How did I go off track?
50:02
I'm like...
50:03
Because you rolled a six.
50:05
The chief steward sent so.
50:06
You, slightly go off the track.
50:08
To lose some of your momentum.
50:10
Turbo is still stuck behind you.
50:13
Can we take a break and get on a Mcdonalds?
50:16
No, we're not getting Mcdonalds.
50:17
You've had a burger.
50:18
I'm not talking about, actually.
50:21
Okay.
50:21
You want Minigini?
50:23
To pull off and go to get it first.
50:26
Yeah.
50:26
And by the time.
50:27
There's only a Dunkin Donuts.
50:28
Oh, then I'll go to the Dunkin Donuts.
50:30
At least it's better than nothing.
50:32
So, I'll pull out.
50:33
Go And then come back in around the book.
50:36
So that I'm in front of everybody.
50:37
Can I skill check that?
50:39
When it's your turn, if you want to skill check yourself for a
50:41
Dunkin Donuts run, go for it.
50:43
You're going to skill check a Dunkin Donuts run next time, but
50:45
it's not even your turn, it's over.
50:46
Yep.
50:47
Camera pans back around to the boy, uh, no.
50:50
Yes, sir.
50:51
To the aqua mini.
50:52
I actually started keeping it sharp, so that I don't get yelled
50:55
at by the lady Falcon anymore.
50:58
Remember, Aquamini rolled a critical and blew past both.
51:04
So she's the first, she's going first.
51:07
No.
51:08
Yeah, we're on the first person now.
51:14
Millennium Falcon is going to go, is going to go, you know, you forget
51:17
I have been an auditor before.
51:18
I would like to pass the Princess Sparklebottom Aquamini.
51:23
So as to get her parents back around, just remember the warning order.
51:27
We have Aquamini in front, Millennium Falcon in second,
51:30
Gummy Newton Monster in third.
51:33
Turbos.
51:35
Turbos in last.
51:36
Turbos in last.
51:38
DFL.
51:39
Yeah.
51:39
Not yet.
51:40
He might go Lambo mode on you people.
51:41
Nope.
51:42
Special tur.
51:42
We have four man and fourth and turbos still hanging out.
51:46
Turbo, man.
51:47
So William Falcon would like to pass going into the best stuff.
51:53
Passing on a turn.
51:54
Passing on a turn.
51:56
Okay.
51:57
Can you pass under braking?
51:58
Uh, that's one.
52:02
Braking zone.
52:03
Opera Mini and Millennium Falcon, please roll your...
52:08
Yeah, I guess I didn't have to say how it was going to pass.
52:11
But it would pass.
52:11
I was just curious, it made a difference.
52:12
Pass in the breaking game.
52:14
So, we have a 4.
52:15
And a 20.
52:19
Oh, that's critical.
52:20
Millennial Falcon blows past the Aquaman y Earth.
52:26
With such Star Wars and laser Yoda force, he makes it not only...
52:32
Ruby bus stop, but around the next term.
52:38
Oh, you're going down the laces.
52:40
Yes.
52:41
Yes.
52:41
Do the laces.
52:42
Yeah.
52:46
That depends on the rain delay.
52:48
It might be, may or may not be coming.
52:50
Okay, that's because of all that artificial grip you have Turbo has
52:55
not made it out of the first turn yet.
52:57
Turbo has gotten straightened up in the first turn.
52:59
Yes, it has not actually got a chance to leave the first turn yet.
53:03
At least they are in the right direction.
53:06
Aqua Mini, now in second place.
53:09
with Gummy Newton Monster 3rd, 4th, and Turbo sort of hanging out Camera Pants
53:16
to Gummy Newton Monster who is currently in 3rd place behind Aquaman Eden and they
53:24
are both coming out of the S turns and on the back straightaway going towards
53:28
the bus stop What do you want to do?
53:30
Oh, I'm going in.
53:31
And you just rolled a 4.
53:33
Fat out.
53:33
She rolled a 12.
53:34
And what did you roll?
53:35
A 13.
53:35
So you are passing in a turn Yes?
53:38
Yes.
53:39
And you are defending in a turn?
53:42
Correct.
53:43
Unfortunately, you do not pass.
53:45
Aqua Mini!
53:47
Passing's all good.
53:48
Yeah, do not pass me!
53:49
You're all passed.
53:49
It's Aqua Mini's turn.
53:51
It is Aqua Mini's turn.
53:53
With no change in position.
53:55
Okay, I will say that during the pass attempt between Gummy Nut
54:00
Monster trying to pass Aqua Mini, they successfully make it out of
54:04
the turn that they are going into.
54:06
They are still a turn behind Millennium Falcon, correct on the map?
54:10
I'm heading towards turn six and they're at turn five.
54:12
Fine, A and B.
54:13
Aqua Mini, what would you like to do?
54:15
You are too far away from Millennium Falcon to try a pass.
54:20
But you are close enough to try and accelerate to close the gap.
54:23
Can I accelerate to close the gap?
54:26
That depends on what you roll.
54:27
Can you or can you not?
54:28
Oh my god.
54:30
I don't think anybody saw that.
54:31
I think she should re roll.
54:32
What do you think?
54:33
That's a mulligan.
54:34
You get a mulligan?
54:34
No idea.
54:35
I have no idea.
54:36
I didn't see anything.
54:36
I don't know what you're talking about.
54:39
She hasn't actually rolled yet.
54:40
I thought she rolled a three.
54:42
That was me.
54:42
I dropped my dice.
54:43
I'm sorry.
54:44
Because I'm telling you, that would totally be a back with turbo move.
54:47
Yeah.
54:49
That's a much better roll.
54:50
What do we got?
54:51
Eighteen.
54:51
Than the roll that she didn't have.
54:53
Okay.
54:53
So, eighteen accelerating return does give you a subtraction, but you still succeed.
54:59
So, you're able to close the gap.
55:01
You are still in second place, but you are now Directly behind the Millennial Falcon.
55:07
Thank you.
55:07
I'm not going back there.
55:09
Jake from State Farm.
55:10
Jake from Rite Aid.
55:11
Turtle is about to just, like, pull his jack out, make a bubble seat.
55:15
Jake from CBS.
55:16
He's somehow not going to be all right in there.
55:20
Turbo's pumped the grill out, and he's making some hot dogs.
55:23
Cause he's figuring the winner is going to come up and need something.
55:27
Turbo's got a flat.
55:29
Yeah.
55:30
Turbo's got five flats.
55:32
Turbo's no longer DFL, he's DNF.
55:37
Wait, what does DFL stand for?
55:39
Dead Freaking Last.
55:43
So, Florida Man.
55:45
Hurry me up.
55:46
Florida Man is...
55:49
Turn two.
55:50
Turn three.
55:51
Off in turn three.
55:52
Kogan, into turn three?
55:53
Yes.
55:54
Trying to get out of the S's.
55:55
Okay, Quarterman is trying to get out of the S's.
55:57
Yes.
55:58
What would you like to do?
55:59
Act.
56:00
And Brad already knows.
56:01
You saw me roll it.
56:03
I got a grit.
56:04
You got a 20.
56:04
Did he really get a point?
56:05
Yeah.
56:06
And, but still he didn't know what you were trying to do the first time.
56:08
I said I was gonna...
56:09
He's trying to act.
56:09
Trying to accelerate through the matter of...
56:12
Because saying the word accelerate is too much for him.
56:14
Yeah.
56:15
So he's trying to act.
56:15
He doesn't have time to say accelerate.
56:17
He's trying to act.
56:18
We have a legit roll with a legit request.
56:20
Yep.
56:20
And a legit critical.
56:21
I think you should break.
56:23
No, no, no.
56:24
You're gonna miss the Dunkin Donuts.
56:26
Oh yeah, the Dunkin Donuts.
56:27
He's at the Jack Daniel's Pavilion.
56:29
He's gonna have to make some donuts.
56:30
No, no, no, no, no, no.
56:32
So I think with that move, he's gotten himself back on track.
56:36
And not only has he gotten himself back on track, but he's gotten himself in towards
56:40
the breaking zone for the bus stop.
56:41
So I should be at least at the bus stop.
56:44
Yeah, you have to navigate the bus stop next.
56:47
Right.
56:47
Why can I go past the bus stop?
56:49
No, because that's your next turn.
56:50
Each turn is a turn in the game.
56:54
So you've made it out of the S's.
56:56
You've gone down the back straight, blowing through whatever kind
57:00
of horsepower the Minigitty has.
57:03
Minigitty has 600 horsepower.
57:05
Minigitty has 600 horsepower.
57:07
All the torque.
57:08
With their low center of gravity and aerodynamic wigs, they are
57:12
allowed to get down the backstretch.
57:14
What is an aerodynamic wig, exactly?
57:17
Remember the guy that gave them gloves?
57:19
Yeah, 100%.
57:20
All right.
57:25
Sorry.
57:26
The Minigini has got it out of the S Terms and is blowing through the backstretch
57:30
and is about to go into the bus stop.
57:34
That brings us back around to the Millennial Falcon.
57:36
Who is in first place?
57:38
I would like to break for Term 6.
57:41
So we are breaking for 6.
57:43
Yes.
57:44
Yes.
57:45
Okay.
57:46
How much runoff?
57:47
No runoff.
57:49
Okay.
57:49
We're going to break through six.
57:51
Go ahead and roll.
57:53
Four.
57:54
Okay.
57:55
Not makes it.
57:56
Unfortunately he does break through turn six.
57:59
But breaks in turn six Wouldn't be the first time he is able to restart
58:08
himself so he holds his position.
58:10
Nobody passes him He does not increase the gap and is going
58:14
through the turns that brings us to Gummy nude monster What's wrong?
58:21
We're just talking.
58:22
You have to brake going into the bus stop.
58:24
Okay.
58:24
You're carrying a lot of speed.
58:25
You're actually accelerating all the way from one.
58:28
Yeah.
58:29
You don't brake in two.
58:30
You're flat from one all the way up here.
58:32
You need to leave turbo in his, pretty sure.
58:35
The Millennial Falcon predicted Jirga's performance.
58:38
How?
58:39
Because he's hungry.
58:40
It's in the food.
58:41
Just as a recap, we have the Millennial Falcon who is still in the lead, but
58:45
has lost a lot of speed during his brake stop restart maneuver in turn six.
58:50
He tried to brake to get through the turn, but actually just braked.
58:54
I think he was checking his air pressure or scratching his bottom.
58:57
Not sure what he was doing.
58:59
All the things.
59:00
And by checking the air pressure, I mean...
59:03
The tacos he had last night for dinner.
59:05
Real cigarapizza.
59:07
Alright, I am going to attempt to pass underbreaking.
59:12
Okay.
59:12
In 6.
59:13
I'm right behind her.
59:15
No, because I thought she had a critical and they got her through turn 5.
59:19
I mean, I'm on the exit.
59:20
I thought you were still at turn five.
59:22
Yeah, you were at turn five.
59:23
Well, either way, I have to carry...
59:25
You have to go through five before you can get to her.
59:27
Yes.
59:28
Okay.
59:28
In position, too far away to pass, but you can close the gap while meeting.
59:33
Five is a more maintenance drama corner, in this case.
59:36
Remember, you can absolutely...
59:38
Look at this and rewrite this for grown men to play at the table.
59:43
Because grown men would love to play this at the table.
59:45
This is probably the nerdiest thing I've done in a long time.
59:48
But, that said, You're telling me, you're telling me that you would
59:51
not consider, at a trip, doing this with grown men actually putting in
59:56
real braking and stopping designs?
59:57
We need way more alcohol for this to work.
1:00:00
Alright, alright, so I gotta, I gotta accelerate.
1:00:02
It's my only option based on the options that I have.
1:00:05
In real life it would be a maintenance throttle corner.
1:00:07
So then you throw it off.
1:00:08
Yeah, so you throw it off midway through.
1:00:10
But there's no braking, so.
1:00:11
There's no braking.
1:00:13
So it's a 19.
1:00:15
So you make it through the corner, and start to close the gap.
1:00:20
No criticals, so no leapfrogging.
1:00:22
But you have closed the gap.
1:00:25
Aquaman you have Sorry Aqua mini you have gummy nude monster
1:00:35
coming up on the rear end.
1:00:37
Okay, you can see them through your side view mirror Rear view mirror.
1:00:43
It literally runs from window to window.
1:00:46
Okay, it sticks out It's in fact, you don't have three mirrors.
1:00:49
You have one mirror It just stinks out the side window, it's that big.
1:00:52
Is it on a piece of wood?
1:00:54
Yes.
1:00:55
It is a nine by four.
1:00:58
Okay.
1:00:59
You know there's, in some race cars there are rear view mirrors
1:01:02
that go the whole way across?
1:01:03
No, but it would just be fun a real thing cause you were like, brain making
1:01:06
up, I'm like, that's a real thing.
1:01:08
Like they don't stick out of the car.
1:01:09
Yeah, I'm just envisioning.
1:01:10
Here's what I would like to do.
1:01:14
I would like to celebrate, but before I do, I want to throw a box of donuts.
1:01:19
You don't have donuts.
1:01:21
Unfortunately, the Florida man was the one that was gonna stop for donuts, but
1:01:27
he forgot his debit cards, and the start finish line was probably why he was taken
1:01:31
off, because he wore the wrong pants.
1:01:33
Can I shoot a red shell?
1:01:34
Like, is that an option?
1:01:36
I wanna know for my next turn.
1:01:37
You gotta get a crit.
1:01:38
I'll give you a crit, okay.
1:01:40
Okay, so, I'm gonna have to, I'm pretty sure based off the
1:01:44
map, I know the running order.
1:01:45
is Millenial Falcon with Aqua Mini.
1:01:48
And looking at the map, I'm pretty sure Aqua Mini is...
1:01:52
close.
1:01:53
Going into 6.
1:01:53
Going into turn 6.
1:01:54
I want to accelerate...
1:01:56
and draw a box of doughnuts.
1:01:58
You can't, you don't have doughnuts.
1:01:59
I would recommend that you break.
1:02:01
Yes.
1:02:01
The professionals would recommend you break into turn 6.
1:02:04
Okay.
1:02:05
Roll your dice, buddy.
1:02:06
Okay, yes.
1:02:06
So, okay, go ahead and roll your dice.
1:02:08
Duh.
1:02:08
Oh my god!
1:02:09
Why do you keep rolling this die?
1:02:14
I'd like you to roll the 20, please.
1:02:15
Please roll the 20, not the 3.
1:02:18
I'm sorry!
1:02:20
It's a quick fail.
1:02:20
The paper's not doing anything.
1:02:23
That's a 6.
1:02:24
Unfortunately, a 6 keeps you in position, but you are not able to leapfrog past.
1:02:30
So did she make the turn?
1:02:32
Yes, she, so yes, made the turn.
1:02:34
No spin outs, you're in order.
1:02:36
We're all here to set an adjustment.
1:02:37
Thank you for getting off of me, paper!
1:02:40
Claire, would you like to try the castle next turn?
1:02:42
Do you know what that is?
1:02:43
What?
1:02:44
Cancel?
1:02:44
Yeah.
1:02:45
What was left there?
1:02:46
Cleo.
1:02:47
Yep, Chip's left there.
1:02:49
It's madness.
1:02:50
Drop at the top.
1:02:52
There was a red guy that might have fallen, Frankie.
1:02:54
Not a big deal this year.
1:02:55
All you do is drop at the top.
1:02:57
When is your turn?
1:02:57
Drop at the top.
1:02:59
Okay.
1:03:00
Cleo.
1:03:00
He's crazy.
1:03:02
You don't touch it.
1:03:03
Stop touching it.
1:03:04
Stop.
1:03:04
Watch.
1:03:05
Watch.
1:03:05
Because Turbo's gonna roll, right?
1:03:07
I've got my diary.
1:03:11
That was a one.
1:03:12
Turbo's gonna roll.
1:03:13
See?
1:03:13
And Turbo finally makes it out of turn one.
1:03:17
Oh my god.
1:03:19
He's going for Duncan because he's not getting anywhere for the rest of the trip.
1:03:22
Are you sure you're not the guy mowing the lawn like on the outside of the track?
1:03:27
He was mowing.
1:03:29
Did he have grip?
1:03:32
We should probably take a moment to get our swords flagged, get our
1:03:38
swords composed, get the giggles under control, take a deep breath,
1:03:44
the I'm hanging up in the TV booth.
1:03:50
Okay.
1:03:52
He stopped at the Jack Daniels booth over there.
1:03:54
He's eating a hot dog.
1:03:55
He just left his car there.
1:03:57
He ran to Dunkin Donuts, so I took it.
1:03:59
So, Porterman is heading into the bus stop.
1:04:04
Three.
1:04:04
Oh, I never chose what to do.
1:04:06
Okay, so tell me what you want to do.
1:04:07
I want to accelerate.
1:04:09
You want to accelerate into a turn?
1:04:11
Yes.
1:04:12
Okay.
1:04:14
Ten out of seven.
1:04:15
For the floor man, does not leapfrog anybody, but he continues his consistent
1:04:20
speed and makes it through the jump.
1:04:22
Does not close any gaps, he just sticks up.
1:04:24
I show speed.
1:04:26
So he just stays up, keeping his 95 second.
1:04:30
Gap between him and darklose The gap between floater man and turbo
1:04:35
continues to go up at this point.
1:04:36
I think they're counting it by calendar months Are we lots
1:04:40
like dope stuff at people?
1:04:42
So if this was a real dnd game, you would be able to do a lot more than you There
1:04:47
are a lot more die, a lot more rules, and you can do really whatever you want.
1:04:52
Because we're playing this as a, like a Mario Kart racetrack game,
1:04:56
let's keep it sort of racetrack ish.
1:04:58
Oh, I wish it don't come, like, at the window.
1:05:01
Well, here's the thing, though.
1:05:02
A, you'd have to roll the dice to get off the track, to get your coffee,
1:05:05
to bring you to Mario Kart, to get back on the track, and hopefully
1:05:07
the Millennium Falcon and...
1:05:09
I brought a coffee mug and a cup of coffee.
1:05:10
What if, what if, uh, wait, wait, wait.
1:05:12
Well, what if she dials from her cell phone?
1:05:15
Then the DoorDash guy passes Turbo and delivers while on track.
1:05:21
There's a higher probability of that occurring than you making it out
1:05:25
of any of this part of the track.
1:05:27
I'm gonna roll that.
1:05:28
That sounds like a critical roll right now.
1:05:32
Yeah, that's a crit.
1:05:34
That's a crit.
1:05:35
I'm rolling that though.
1:05:37
If Turbo gets a one baby, he's gotta go get a four.
1:05:40
Here's the DoorDash guy.
1:05:41
He's waiting.
1:05:42
He's waiting to get to the, uh, start post.
1:05:47
Okay, so, again, current running order coming back from slight commercial break.
1:05:57
Somebody give her, like, giggle meds or something.
1:05:59
I have given her no caffeine.
1:06:00
Everything is honey.
1:06:03
Even the not funny stuff is like ridiculous.
1:06:05
Like we're just not even talking and she's laughing.
1:06:08
Cleo, look at my Dad.
1:06:14
That's the prank that I totally should have skipped.
1:06:16
Anyway.
1:06:17
We have Millennial Falcon, followed by Acrobat Mini, followed by Gummy Newt
1:06:23
Monster, Florida Man is starting to catch up, and Turbo is after Coffee.
1:06:28
Millennium Falcon in the lead, but the pack is closing behind.
1:06:32
Can I do a rain dance to end the race?
1:06:35
I would like to break for a turn seven.
1:06:39
You have to.
1:06:40
I'd like to.
1:06:41
I would like to battle in turn 17.
1:06:46
You have to get past your daughter first.
1:06:48
I'm working on it.
1:06:50
I will allow you to get past me just so I can throw the coffee at Frankie.
1:06:55
Alright.
1:06:56
So, give me one second, because I am slightly modifying this.
1:07:00
Turn seven.
1:07:01
Is that really what you should do?
1:07:03
Yes.
1:07:03
Yes.
1:07:04
So, I'm going to start asking you those questions, because it will
1:07:07
be an initiative to try to Based off what you really should do.
1:07:10
Yes, yes.
1:07:10
Okay.
1:07:11
Versus just being a blanket number four.
1:07:12
So, you want to break into a turn?
1:07:15
Yes.
1:07:15
Go for it.
1:07:16
He wants a battle on...
1:07:18
Twelve.
1:07:18
Add two, and you beat twelve.
1:07:20
So.
1:07:20
Fourteen.
1:07:20
You make it through the turn, breaking just the right amount.
1:07:25
There is a little bit of the organic ceramic pottery brake pad dust coming off.
1:07:31
But that's okay, because they have the G Max power.
1:07:35
Break pads.
1:07:36
Bought you by a cost.
1:07:38
Not the Wagner, Super Gold, Duralaz pads?
1:07:41
That's our Super Lanz.
1:07:43
Duralaz.
1:07:45
You haven't made it out of Seven.
1:07:46
You're at the apex of Seven.
1:07:47
Seven is a battleground.
1:07:50
It's a battle zone.
1:07:50
So.
1:07:51
Seven is a battle zone.
1:07:53
Is that, is that your best Pat Benatar?
1:07:57
We have the Gummy Newton Monster, who is still in third place, but
1:08:01
is on the tail end of the Aquamini.
1:08:04
Trying to make it around that wide board that the Aquamini provides.
1:08:08
Can I predict what I think the Gummy Newton Monster is going to do?
1:08:12
Sure can.
1:08:12
I think the Gummy Newton Monster is going to pass Aquamini into the breaking zone.
1:08:17
And then if he rolls a critical, he's going to accelerate through seven.
1:08:22
To pass the Millennium Falcon.
1:08:24
You will not succeed!
1:08:25
Although, if I trip into seven, there's just Battle Royale in that turn.
1:08:31
Because you are in my way!
1:08:32
Now you have to coordinate.
1:08:34
They are blocking the track!
1:08:35
They have to save the day!
1:08:38
Okay.
1:08:39
We're doing exactly the opposite.
1:08:41
We're going to have to cripple.
1:08:42
Got it.
1:08:42
Okay.
1:08:43
So you are...
1:08:44
Accelerating.
1:08:46
You are passing in a what?
1:08:49
Breaking zone.
1:08:50
You're passing in a breaking zone and that's what you should do.
1:08:52
Yes.
1:08:53
Okay.
1:08:53
You are going to roll as well.
1:08:56
I want him to pass.
1:08:58
Throw it in the castle.
1:08:59
Drop it in the castle.
1:09:01
What'd you get?
1:09:01
Don't touch it.
1:09:02
A seven.
1:09:03
Kari?
1:09:06
It's a...
1:09:06
To give it to me.
1:09:08
That was terrible.
1:09:09
Do you want to drop yours in the castle soon?
1:09:12
No.
1:09:14
Sixteen.
1:09:15
Sixteen, so he does make it past the Aquamini.
1:09:19
Yay!
1:09:19
Now I'm closer to Frankie.
1:09:21
No, but you don't have the donuts.
1:09:23
I carried so much speed I am On my sword.
1:09:26
The gummy nude monster was able to pass the Aquamini.
1:09:30
Yes, so what would the Aqua Mini like to do?
1:09:33
You've just gotten the twist.
1:09:35
I don't want to go in the heights, I just want to go down the stairs.
1:09:38
So you want to hold your position and hopefully you can critical
1:09:41
for some donuts and hot chocolate.
1:09:43
Then just, you just want to break.
1:09:45
You just want to break through the churn.
1:09:47
I got 13.
1:09:48
You are able to make it through the churn and you hold your position.
1:09:51
With the Millennium Falcon in front, Gummy Nuke Monster on his tail.
1:09:55
Wait, Did you roll a 20?
1:09:58
I rolled a 20.
1:09:59
No, Cars and Coffee is after the race and so I'm over a car.
1:10:02
I wanted to get it so I could throw it at Frankie's windshield.
1:10:06
Ooh, that would have been fun.
1:10:07
If somebody had a Mustang and it's like, Increded, everybody dies.
1:10:12
That's the next iteration.
1:10:14
Again, where the points don't matter, but the prices are amazing.
1:10:16
Why are you recording this?
1:10:17
Stuff.
1:10:18
Gross.
1:10:19
Turbo's over there somewhere trying to figure out what the heck he's doing.
1:10:22
Florida man, you are in...
1:10:25
Fourth position began coming out of turn whatever the Nicholas heading
1:10:30
into turn six, heading into turn six.
1:10:32
What would you like to do before you make a decision?
1:10:35
You should ask.
1:10:36
Ask parents on what you should do.
1:10:37
Would like to break?
1:10:39
I'm not gonna listen to you because I'm gonna go through all those patterns right
1:10:43
there and go through here if you critical.
1:10:46
So he plans to take the NASCAR straight if you can.
1:10:49
Critical, that might work and it doesn't, which means you give
1:10:54
black flag in Hells for turn.
1:10:56
Yes.
1:10:57
Who's tried to cheat?
1:10:58
No, I couldn't.
1:11:00
Nobody said you couldn't try.
1:11:01
He's the chief steward.
1:11:03
He's the king of trials.
1:11:04
Your dice just said you couldn't.
1:11:05
Nobody said you couldn't try.
1:11:07
Well, your dice told you you didn't succeed.
1:11:09
That brings us back to the Millennial Falcon.
1:11:12
Who is in first place?
1:11:13
Who is getting a war with Gummy Newton?
1:11:17
In second place, Coming In Monsters moved up position last
1:11:21
turn and is closing in tight.
1:11:24
What would Lady Ga Millennium Falcon like to do?
1:11:26
Lady Ga Millennium Falcon would like to accelerate away from that mofo.
1:11:32
Oh my god!
1:11:34
In turn seven, we suddenly turn into an R8 and a Viper.
1:11:37
This is all I know.
1:11:40
Millennium Falcon, let's roll for your decision.
1:11:44
Eight.
1:11:45
Eight.
1:11:45
Adding your straightaway acceleration of four, you succeed in maintaining
1:11:51
speed, you are unable to pull away significantly, you've got about
1:11:56
a minigame between the two now.
1:12:01
You haven't crested ill yet, I don't know what you're saying.
1:12:03
I'm at the top.
1:12:05
Uh, the answer is pass.
1:12:07
Pass?
1:12:08
Okay, hold on.
1:12:09
Hold on.
1:12:10
We're all on we're passing on a straight.
1:12:13
Yes.
1:12:13
Okay, uphill.
1:12:14
I'm assuming you're defending on a straight.
1:12:16
Yes Yeah, okay.
1:12:18
Oh, so what do we got?
1:12:21
I Have a 12.
1:12:22
He has a 15 block Uh, stay on the pass.
1:12:27
Can I do it again?
1:12:29
On your next turn.
1:12:30
It's going to happen.
1:12:32
You are maintained from the end of the race.
1:12:35
Every move will be fast.
1:12:37
I'll tell you what's going to happen.
1:12:38
I'm going to keep being in front of him.
1:12:40
It's going to be 6am.
1:12:42
One more pass.
1:12:43
One more pass.
1:12:45
And then he's going to pass with 5 reunions.
1:12:48
Because I'm going to be asleep.
1:12:49
I won't be able to roll.
1:12:50
Okay, so we have...
1:12:52
The Aquamini.
1:12:53
Aquamini.
1:12:55
Who has started to slowly lag behind in the dreams of Sprinkles and Hot Coco.
1:13:01
But is still in third position.
1:13:04
What would Aquamini like to do?
1:13:07
She would like to accelerate out of turns.
1:13:09
You would like to accelerate out of turns.
1:13:12
What would you like to do?
1:13:13
I would like to try one more time.
1:13:16
To do what?
1:13:16
So you would like to accelerate out of turns.
1:13:21
Skill check?
1:13:22
Is that what that is?
1:13:23
So, well, every roll is a skill check.
1:13:25
Well, okay.
1:13:27
Dang it, I do get some doughnuts.
1:13:30
What do you got?
1:13:30
You got a nine?
1:13:32
With a...
1:13:33
Accelerate.
1:13:34
Accelerate and a turn?
1:13:35
And that's what she should do or should be breaking?
1:13:38
She's already passed the turn.
1:13:39
Oh, gotcha.
1:13:41
That's how to get them straight.
1:13:42
Gotcha.
1:13:42
Okay.
1:13:43
And you got 12.
1:13:44
You're good.
1:13:44
You continue to do your momentum, holding your position.
1:13:47
Am I allowed on the next turn to take a broken title and throw it out the window?
1:13:52
So, on your next turn, you need to pick one of the major things to do.
1:13:59
But since you're the only one that's critical, when you
1:14:02
critical, you do get extra stuff.
1:14:04
So, if you do good, and you critical, then you can absolutely take your left shoe off
1:14:10
and throw it out the window or something.
1:14:11
Why does she get to have a bonus when she criticals?
1:14:14
I played a critical!
1:14:16
You got a bonus?
1:14:17
You got a bonus, that's what got you out of turn one and
1:14:20
almost back up to everyone.
1:14:21
No, remember I criticaled after that.
1:14:22
Oh, no.
1:14:23
Critical.
1:14:24
No, he did.
1:14:24
He got through the bus.
1:14:25
I think he critical.
1:14:26
Critical.
1:14:26
He two turns.
1:14:27
That's No, I critical.
1:14:29
I was right here.
1:14:29
My critical.
1:14:30
Yeah.
1:14:31
Doesn't, well the point is you got, you got your things, the bus stop
1:14:34
and the turn after it is two turns.
1:14:37
Yes.
1:14:37
Oh, so your critical got, you threw the bus stop and around the next
1:14:41
turn, oh, now you try to cheat.
1:14:43
And now you're, you're, you're talking to the steward, so you pick one.
1:14:47
Because you tried to cheat and failed your cheat, so, unfortunately, it
1:14:52
is your black flag for eternity.
1:14:55
And the camera is watching Florida Man getting yelled at by the stewards.
1:15:01
The stewards are walking furiously at him, attempting to taser him, but unable
1:15:06
to catch up with the Florida Man, despite the fact that he's not going anywhere.
1:15:12
Not sure why the stewards of the track can't find a mini guinea not moving
1:15:19
But somehow they're confused as well.
1:15:21
Maybe they're from Florida I Want to see if I can talk and to
1:15:27
the referee to try and get him donuts So you'll let me back in.
1:15:31
You're talking to the referee So we've got the Millennium Falcon to confront
1:15:37
with dummy mutant monster trying furiously to get around her What would
1:15:42
Goodwin be stopping you from doing?
1:15:45
Doesn't he get to roll?
1:15:46
No, he's black.
1:15:48
He literally loses his turn because he tried to cheat.
1:15:51
And the Aquamini is still trying to throw something.
1:15:54
If you throw something at me, you'll get a black flag too
1:15:59
because I'm on the other side.
1:16:00
So we are breaking in a turn and that's what we should be doing.
1:16:03
Yes.
1:16:03
Can I break and defend?
1:16:05
Or do I just...
1:16:06
Defense is usually...
1:16:07
Oh, we're in a battle.
1:16:08
We're not being attacked at the moment.
1:16:11
Did I break for turn 8?
1:16:12
You can break for turn 8, and that's what you're supposed to do.
1:16:14
Go for it.
1:16:16
And now you can see the dots on the bottom.
1:16:19
That means it's a 6!
1:16:21
Ha ha!
1:16:22
You do make it through the turn, but again...
1:16:25
Oh.
1:16:25
You make it through the turn, but no increased separation.
1:16:27
You continue.
1:16:29
The gap does not change.
1:16:30
Uh, based on his roll.
1:16:32
Pass.
1:16:34
Great.
1:16:35
We're going.
1:16:36
We're passing.
1:16:38
He doesn't have to navigate the turn first?
1:16:39
I didn't get far enough away.
1:16:44
Are we successful?
1:16:46
I really wanted to win!
1:16:50
I don't want to be in this kind of background.
1:16:54
I don't want to follow you so they'll slow down.
1:16:59
Ready?
1:16:59
Then I'm blocking.
1:17:00
I'm blocking.
1:17:01
Thirteen.
1:17:02
Thirteen.
1:17:02
Well, you're dead.
1:17:04
Well, anyway, so what happens.
1:17:06
We've got two different actions.
1:17:08
Right, right, right.
1:17:09
So we've got the Millennium Falcon with a thirteen.
1:17:14
Blocking.
1:17:14
And we've got the Mercedes Benz.
1:17:17
With a thirteen.
1:17:18
On a turn, which means the blockers do get the add, the passers get the
1:17:26
subtraction, on a turn negative four, which means no change of position.
1:17:31
I think if you tie on a pass, there should be a pick maneuver in there.
1:17:34
Well, so I would have written instant pick maneuver.
1:17:37
I would have put the defender, the ball.
1:17:40
You're giving me the defense?
1:17:42
No.
1:17:44
I don't care.
1:17:45
I can't hear you dad.
1:17:46
Okay.
1:17:46
I don't care.
1:17:47
Aqua Mini.
1:17:48
What would you like to do?
1:17:49
You are currently in third place With an increasing gap between yours and second.
1:17:55
It is suggested that you continue to be driving towards the start
1:17:58
finish line I would suggest that you don't run if you're critical.
1:18:03
I would not make that the primary focus of your turn.
1:18:06
Oh, yeah.
1:18:06
So we are coming out of the If I run critical, I get two turns, right?
1:18:11
If you crit, you get two boos.
1:18:12
Yes.
1:18:13
Okay.
1:18:13
But you haven't crit'ed yet, so you need to make up your first read.
1:18:16
You can just copy every accelerate.
1:18:17
The first one is accelerate.
1:18:18
Accelerate, not accelerate.
1:18:19
Roll your dice.
1:18:20
Yes.
1:18:20
I would like to accelerate.
1:18:23
You get a 20, you can put it in the middle.
1:18:25
You can get the other ones.
1:18:26
You gotta get the 20 first.
1:18:29
19.
1:18:29
19.
1:18:31
Which means you've made it out of the toe and you have closed the gap.
1:18:35
So you guys are still one, two, three Nose to tail.
1:18:38
With three turns to go.
1:18:39
No, you do not get a 20, which means no donuts this turn.
1:18:42
Okay.
1:18:43
Every single time I'm going to try to accelerate and get those in.
1:18:48
Florida man has finally got a finger wiggled out long enough that he's decided
1:18:55
he's not going to try this again and start heading toward a place that It would be
1:19:01
advised for Florida man to start making the turn to go to the laces in whatever
1:19:06
manner is actually the right answer.
1:19:08
You would like to break?
1:19:09
Break.
1:19:10
Break into turn, uh, turn to the laces.
1:19:13
You know, had you listened to us in the first place, it would have
1:19:15
saved you a lot of aggravation.
1:19:17
Okay.
1:19:17
I don't care.
1:19:20
Koya, what did we get?
1:19:21
17.
1:19:22
13.
1:19:22
Good job.
1:19:24
Thank you.
1:19:24
What is that?
1:19:25
A 13.
1:19:25
I heard...
1:19:26
Oh, sorry, I heard a 17, a 13.
1:19:27
Okay, so, somehow Minigamey's got a plus 5 to the correct turn, so he
1:19:33
gets around the turn and closes...
1:19:36
Two turns between you guys?
1:19:37
There's still another turn.
1:19:37
Yeah, yeah, he has two turns.
1:19:38
He's halfway through the next turn, doesn't make it out of the next turn,
1:19:42
but he officially enters the next turn and is starting to blow the gap.
1:19:45
Okay.
1:19:45
He blows the gap.
1:19:46
Okay, that brings us back around to the Millennial Falcon who is constantly,
1:19:52
every turn, not only on the die but on the map, fighting off the coming monster.
1:19:59
Millennial Falcon, what would you like to do?
1:20:01
So, we're not considering the little straight as a part of the straight.
1:20:05
I'm just going turn to turn.
1:20:06
Yeah, so I need to break for turn 9.
1:20:08
So, we are breaking into turn 9 and that is the correct answer?
1:20:12
Yes.
1:20:13
Okay, go ahead and roll your die.
1:20:17
Fifteen.
1:20:17
Fifteen.
1:20:18
With your correct answer on the type of track, puts you at
1:20:21
A, makes it through the turn.
1:20:23
Nothing fancy.
1:20:24
Scrubbed the arm cut a little bit there.
1:20:26
He's still gonna break it, though.
1:20:27
I'm going so fast.
1:20:28
So fast.
1:20:29
So fast.
1:20:30
Okay, my move, my answer is pass.
1:20:32
Pass.
1:20:33
Pass.
1:20:34
So we're passing in a turn?
1:20:36
Yes.
1:20:37
Please, Dad.
1:20:40
What do we got?
1:20:40
A 6 and an 18.
1:20:43
So, 6 and an 18.
1:20:46
That's not gonna get.
1:20:47
That's not pretty.
1:20:49
Not gonna get.
1:20:50
That is not pretty.
1:20:52
Unfortunately, the Millennial Falcon smelled those donuts as we were coming
1:20:57
up to the finish line and decided that it was more important to lick his lips than
1:21:02
actually be a part of the donut melter.
1:21:05
But she was really so happy.
1:21:08
So we have one, two, you see that?
1:21:11
See, see what happened there?
1:21:12
There's a, got you, got you in the breaking of turn nine.
1:21:16
Those of you at home, we have changed position.
1:21:18
We now have the governing monster with the SLS Mercedes Benz who has overtaken
1:21:22
the Millennium Falcon C7R Corvette.
1:21:25
We are changing cars.
1:21:26
He is now driving a Dodge Viper.
1:21:28
I am now driving an Audi R8.
1:21:29
It changed in turn seven.
1:21:30
Keeping the names.
1:21:31
But it's all good.
1:21:32
Yes.
1:21:33
Don't worry about it.
1:21:33
Don't worry about it.
1:21:35
It's just between us.
1:21:36
Hashtag Glennson.
1:21:38
What happened to Wonka's Glenn?
1:21:41
Stays a walker, bless you.
1:21:43
Except when it's on Twitch, because of Forza.
1:21:47
Or when it's on the internet, because of a duck.
1:21:50
Aquamini.
1:21:50
I would like to accelerate.
1:21:52
Good for you, okay.
1:21:54
Let's go ahead and give us a roll.
1:21:55
I have gave up on the donuts and I will grab some at the finish
1:21:59
line and just throw it at him.
1:22:02
At the finish line.
1:22:03
You okay, buddy?
1:22:04
Aw, dang it.
1:22:05
We got a 3.
1:22:07
Unfortunately a 3 does not get you donuts.
1:22:09
Yes.
1:22:10
Except for maybe the weak old kind.
1:22:11
Yes.
1:22:13
There is a gap that begins to grow between Cleo and the first and
1:22:16
second place, as she does not make it through the turn she was working
1:22:19
on, which was, which was the heel.
1:22:24
She was actually working on the sole.
1:22:26
Oh, sole.
1:22:26
Gotcha.
1:22:27
She hasn't made it to the turn yet.
1:22:29
I got moldy donuts, so on my next turn, I'm like.
1:22:31
You got moldy donuts.
1:22:32
Yes.
1:22:33
The problem is you're still trying to make it up 600 horsepower hill.
1:22:37
Yes, you're going back.
1:22:38
Well, Frankie, I'm, I've already started throwing them back.
1:22:42
Well, when Brad got a three going uphill, he missed a shift.
1:22:45
So, you know, maybe she missed a shift.
1:22:46
Automatic.
1:22:47
That's Frankie.
1:22:47
Oh, it's an automatic, I might automatic.
1:22:50
What the hell is going on?
1:22:51
There's a whole.
1:22:52
Separate sound conversation while I'm in here.
1:22:55
Because you two aren't doing the same thing.
1:22:57
I'm throwing donuts at you two now.
1:23:00
I'm throwing donuts at everybody now.
1:23:03
Florida man.
1:23:05
Florida man.
1:23:05
Florida man.
1:23:07
What?
1:23:07
What would you like to do?
1:23:09
I feel like I should accelerate.
1:23:11
You are coming out of the turn.
1:23:12
Correct.
1:23:13
Because you got some sort of bonus for whatever reason.
1:23:16
Yeah.
1:23:17
It's called to booth in a while.
1:23:18
Yeah, I gotta accelerate.
1:23:20
Why do you say fart when you say 14?
1:23:22
14.
1:23:22
You're taking two hours to do one lap.
1:23:26
I got 14.
1:23:26
So 14 makes you out of the turn and closing in on me,
1:23:31
donut throwing, unbelievable.
1:23:32
But then you're closer to me and I...
1:23:37
They're hitting my windshield.
1:23:39
I'm still fine.
1:23:40
Nobody seems to know what's happened to Turbo.
1:23:43
He seems to have disappeared completely from the map.
1:23:46
He has.
1:23:47
It is possible that he's with a BMW somewhere.
1:23:50
Turbo took flight.
1:23:51
Turbo took flight.
1:23:52
Turbo is broken.
1:23:54
BNCNF'd.
1:23:55
Camera pins back around to the second place.
1:23:59
Millennial pass.
1:24:02
. See we get a retake and we are passing coming out the turn.
1:24:07
We are going in to turn 10.
1:24:09
Turn.
1:24:09
Turn.
1:24:10
So we are passing in a turn.
1:24:12
Okay.
1:24:14
I'm assuming we're trying to pass.
1:24:16
Going monster.
1:24:17
The best part about turn 10 is there is no braking and there is no accelerating.
1:24:22
There is just lifting.
1:24:22
It is, it is just, just, it is just turn 10.
1:24:27
Passing of a turn.
1:24:28
Okay, going roll.
1:24:31
19.
1:24:33
4.
1:24:35
Hold on a second.
1:24:36
I need to do this math.
1:24:37
Somebody grab a calculator.
1:24:39
19 minus 1 is 18?
1:24:43
Yes.
1:24:43
Usually.
1:24:44
And...
1:24:45
4 plus...
1:24:45
4 plus 2 equals...
1:24:48
6.
1:24:49
Usually.
1:24:50
Yeah...
1:24:51
No.
1:24:52
Didn't work.
1:24:53
Cool.
1:24:54
So we switch, right?
1:24:55
Yes.
1:24:55
So the Gummy Nerd Monster has then just fallen behind Millennial Falcon.
1:25:00
Guess what?
1:25:01
What?
1:25:01
Pass.
1:25:02
The Lady of Coventry and the W.
1:25:04
Monster are switching spots like a high school football team.
1:25:08
But have we navigated the turn?
1:25:09
Like, have we made it through the turn?
1:25:10
No.
1:25:11
Oh, then you pass going into the turn.
1:25:12
Yes.
1:25:13
You know, so then we're...
1:25:14
Yes.
1:25:14
You were the...
1:25:15
So we're still, we're at the apex of the corner.
1:25:17
Pass.
1:25:19
It's gonna be a little over under.
1:25:21
So, D.
1:25:22
R.
1:25:22
S.
1:25:23
I got D.
1:25:23
R.
1:25:23
S.
1:25:23
You got D.
1:25:25
R.
1:25:25
S.?
1:25:26
You got CURSE?
1:25:28
I don't have my D.
1:25:30
R.
1:25:31
S.
1:25:32
going yet.
1:25:33
Go for it.
1:25:35
I am so ready to smash it.
1:25:39
13.
1:25:41
So hold on.
1:25:42
We, I did a plus.
1:25:45
Nobody's happy but you.
1:25:47
We try our straight, we are exiting turn 10, so we are going
1:25:50
into a straight so plus four.
1:25:53
And a pass on a straight for you gets a minus one.
1:25:57
Ooh, it's a tie.
1:25:59
Okay.
1:26:00
Oh my God.
1:26:02
Give me a second.
1:26:02
Give me a second.
1:26:04
Okay.
1:26:05
It just got funky.
1:26:07
Hold on.
1:26:09
Grab your diamonds.
1:26:10
Your fours.
1:26:11
My diamonds.
1:26:12
It's sudden death time.
1:26:13
It is.
1:26:14
Oh God.
1:26:15
Where is my four?
1:26:16
Which one's a four?
1:26:17
What are these two funky things?
1:26:18
It's a pyramid!
1:26:20
Pyramid.
1:26:21
This is intense.
1:26:22
It's gotten intense.
1:26:22
So...
1:26:24
So close.
1:26:25
Yes, you guys have the fours.
1:26:27
Do we throw them at each other?
1:26:29
Best two out of three.
1:26:30
Matches don't count.
1:26:32
Okay.
1:26:33
Ready?
1:26:34
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spot.
1:26:35
Rock.
1:26:37
Two.
1:26:37
Two.
1:26:38
Matches don't count.
1:26:39
Two out of three, matches don't count.
1:26:40
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spot.
1:26:42
For one.
1:26:43
Okay, so one for nothing?
1:26:45
You lose.
1:26:46
Fine.
1:26:46
Yes!
1:26:47
Two.
1:26:48
So you tried passing and you lost, so hold position.
1:26:53
You are off the wrong side of the curves.
1:26:55
Oh, I'm out on the rumbles, the rumbles.
1:26:58
So, Greenton, the pass is not successful, no penalties, you lost
1:27:02
some position, just he wiggled that R8 around, cause those things have a pass.
1:27:09
Yeah.
1:27:14
He got a blue flag though.
1:27:15
I'm just saying he got a blue flag.
1:27:16
Nope.
1:27:17
There is a faster vehicle approaching.
1:27:20
I just completed a pass.
1:27:21
Blue flag!
1:27:22
How did I pass?
1:27:23
I said black flag!
1:27:26
How's that work?
1:27:27
W.
1:27:27
E.
1:27:27
B.
1:27:28
Wilson's pass attempt has failed.
1:27:29
They do hold their positions with Millennial 5 hitting first.
1:27:33
Coming in first, Gummy Eating Monster in second, coming out
1:27:35
of, wait can we say that again?
1:27:37
So we have Millennial Falcon in first with Gummy Eating Monster in second.
1:27:41
I believe they're about to be coming out of one of the last turns of the
1:27:44
race heading towards the straightaway.
1:27:46
It is possible that Millennial Falcon may be able to hold off Gummy Eating Monster
1:27:50
and take this all the way to the end.
1:27:52
It is also possible that they will just fubar.
1:27:55
We will probably wreck.
1:27:59
In 11th.
1:28:02
That Aquamini will throw donuts at everyone.
1:28:05
Oh, with a tie we should have made contact.
1:28:07
There, there was, did we say a tie was a pit maneuver before?
1:28:10
Somebody pit maneuvers when there's a tie.
1:28:13
Next time we play this, whenever there's a tie, be contact.
1:28:15
With all that fun going on up in, between one and two, the Aquamini is now...
1:28:23
It's still two turns behind, but it's not out of it because the Aquamini has jumped
1:28:28
a couple turns multiple times this game.
1:28:30
So let's see how the Aquamini is going to be as we start coming
1:28:33
towards the checkered flag.
1:28:35
I want to accelerate.
1:28:41
Terran, and we're doing the accelerating into what?
1:28:44
The turn.
1:28:44
Should we or should we not?
1:28:45
Out of the turn.
1:28:46
No, she should be breaking it.
1:28:47
She's trying to catch up.
1:28:48
She can accelerate whenever she wants.
1:28:50
Yeah, so she makes it through the turn, but does not close,
1:28:53
significantly close the gap.
1:28:54
So the field stays in the positions in with Millennial Falcon taking the front.
1:29:01
Gubby Newton closed behind and Aquamini closing the gap.
1:29:06
And she stopped throwing donuts.
1:29:08
She stopped throwing old moldy donuts.
1:29:11
She stopped throwing old moldy donuts, which is fantastic because that's what
1:29:16
everybody's gonna have for dinner tonight.
1:29:18
Florida Man, who is, who started with such a horrible beginning and got
1:29:23
black flagged for trying to cheat.
1:29:26
Like he was a grandmother cops and You know, that's for a video elbow
1:29:31
cheese He's closed the gap and it's no still not completely out
1:29:35
of me a really couple good turns He could bring himself back into this.
1:29:38
What would the Florida man?
1:29:41
mini guinea like to do accelerate and pass Cleo.
1:29:47
Okay.
1:29:47
Cleo Intertwined.
1:29:49
So we've got an acceleration on.
1:29:51
Okay, go for it.
1:29:51
I wanna defend myself.
1:29:53
Go for it.
1:29:53
Go on.
1:29:55
13.
1:29:56
So 13 for the . Hold on, hold on.
1:30:00
I was gonna say so.
1:30:01
So one, Frankie, so you're 12.
1:30:03
Okay.
1:30:03
And she gets plus two.
1:30:04
She gets a block.
1:30:06
Yeah.
1:30:07
On a turn.
1:30:08
Yeah.
1:30:08
So, you do not successfully.
1:30:11
I know, but I'm still right here.
1:30:12
No, no, I gotcha.
1:30:13
You do make it through the turn.
1:30:15
Yeah, I know.
1:30:15
But the field stays where it's at.
1:30:17
Yeah.
1:30:17
So, looking at the math, just to confirm to the interwebs of the
1:30:21
Magic Man and the Voltron machine.
1:30:23
Does it appear to be one turn between the two leaders in the
1:30:26
front and the two trailers?
1:30:27
There is, and then there's the straightaway, so it's two
1:30:29
more turns to go, basically.
1:30:30
But the tail end has closed the gap.
1:30:33
We have closed this field down with having two yellow flag, black flag,
1:30:37
white flag, well, we said black flag.
1:30:38
And now, a theme music commercial!
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They're not just for waking you up, they're for sending you to bed.
1:30:49
That was fun.
1:30:50
Now what?
1:30:52
Okay.
1:30:52
We are back around to the Millennial Falcon.
1:30:57
I want to use this one again.
1:30:59
So we have the Millennial Falcon back in first.
1:31:02
We should just roll them all.
1:31:03
Is that how it happens?
1:31:06
That determines the ending.
1:31:09
We just roll all the dice.
1:31:10
We have to navigate and turn 11 and then we just roll.
1:31:13
It's a drag race to the checkered flag.
1:31:16
That's how we're going to end this.
1:31:17
Poppin in the lead with the go be do monster just behind him with
1:31:21
a pass and one did not succeed.
1:31:22
Are we in the last turn yet?
1:31:24
I'm breaking for eleven.
1:31:25
We're breaking for eleven.
1:31:26
You have to break, you have to break into eleven.
1:31:28
So, you're breaking for eleven and that is the right answer.
1:31:32
Okay.
1:31:33
Six.
1:31:34
See?
1:31:35
Six.
1:31:35
Six with a correct answer of two puts you at eight, which
1:31:40
means you do nothing fantastic.
1:31:42
A little bit of, uh, performance anxiety and you have just sort of...
1:31:47
Continued on your way.
1:31:48
Pass.
1:31:49
Did I make it through?
1:31:50
Yeah, you made it through.
1:31:51
Pass.
1:31:52
But nothing special.
1:31:53
You're just sort of there.
1:31:55
No gap creation.
1:31:56
Such is my life.
1:31:58
Ahem.
1:31:58
Okay.
1:31:59
Pass.
1:32:00
Can you do it over your mouth again?
1:32:02
Passing in a turn?
1:32:03
Yes.
1:32:04
Okay.
1:32:05
Underbreaking.
1:32:05
Obviously.
1:32:06
You're gonna block in a turn?
1:32:08
Yes.
1:32:08
Okay.
1:32:09
Sorry.
1:32:10
I gotta defend.
1:32:13
Nine.
1:32:14
Eleven.
1:32:14
Ten.
1:32:15
Eleven.
1:32:15
Plus one minus four.
1:32:16
So that puts us at 12.
1:32:18
You're passing and our turn is horrible.
1:32:20
If you keep doing that, you're a minus four.
1:32:23
So you guys continue where you're at and no change in the field.
1:32:28
Okay.
1:32:28
Cause we're going to roll.
1:32:29
Like nine dice in a second, but we both make it through the turn.
1:32:32
You both make it through the turn.
1:32:33
We're Millennial Falcon, it comes down to V eight versus V eight.
1:32:37
We're gonna pull each one.
1:32:40
Yes.
1:32:40
Aqua, Eastern Aqua.
1:32:42
So we have, we have a separation of pack.
1:32:46
We have the millennial Falcon with the C seven RR eight, and
1:32:50
the gumming monster with the SLS Viper, uh, who is taking the front.
1:32:54
And we have our Aqua Mini and our mini Gaines.
1:32:58
They're like the same, but cousins.
1:33:01
They're taking up third and fourth position.
1:33:04
So, How would Aquaman y like to proceed?
1:33:09
I would like to pass you a toy so I don't have to hear this anymore.
1:33:13
You would like to do what?
1:33:15
She wants to attempt to pass us from way back.
1:33:18
If you would like to attempt to pass from three turns back, I am fine.
1:33:23
What did we get?
1:33:24
You better roll a 60.
1:33:25
It wasn't a 20.
1:33:28
Not a 20?
1:33:30
Not a 20.
1:33:30
Not a 20.
1:33:31
Okay, we have...
1:33:33
So you get through the turn.
1:33:34
Get through the turn, but nothing special.
1:33:37
That will spend the summer hours, you know.
1:33:39
I don't think so.
1:33:41
Should I accelerate from the turn?
1:33:44
Yes, honey.
1:33:45
So, I'm gonna accelerate from the turn.
1:33:47
What you got?
1:33:48
I got a 20.
1:33:49
Do it again.
1:33:52
I enrolled it!
1:33:54
What do you got?
1:33:56
Three!
1:33:56
I had a twenty!
1:33:58
When you cut with your hand like this That's what I did!
1:34:02
That's non construction.
1:34:05
Frankie, next time lick the die and put it down and it's the same thing.
1:34:11
Black flag.
1:34:12
Kenny, you made the turn holding your position you neither increased
1:34:17
your closeness to Alpamey nor lost anything so you are solidly On her
1:34:21
tail and you make it to the turn.
1:34:23
This is called the winner circle.
1:34:25
You see this?
1:34:26
So you have seven.
1:34:29
Well you get as chief steward.
1:34:31
You get to determine now at the exit of turn 11 how we are both accelerating
1:34:36
towards the start finish line, which die.
1:34:38
We are going to roll, we don't have to roll all of them, but we need
1:34:40
to at least roll multiple die to see if I outrun him in a drag race.
1:34:45
So to the checkup bar.
1:34:46
Hold on.
1:34:46
So hold on.
1:34:46
You should have a hun.
1:34:47
You should have a hundred dye there.
1:34:48
Take that away.
1:34:49
This one?
1:34:50
Yeah, so yeah, you don't need that one.
1:34:52
Okay.
1:34:52
Okay.
1:34:53
We don't need this one.
1:34:53
Nope, uh, yeah, yeah, that's fine, that's fine.
1:34:56
Find the four biggest numbers.
1:34:59
You just took away the hundred.
1:35:01
Sorry, not the hundred, the one that I know.
1:35:03
So you have a twenty, a twelve, an eight, and a six.
1:35:06
You, uh, the smallest one gone, which is the four.
1:35:08
Yeah.
1:35:08
And the biggest one gone, which is the hundred.
1:35:10
Okay.
1:35:10
You keep the rest.
1:35:10
There's this funky one with the zero on it.
1:35:12
Okay, you're good.
1:35:13
Can we just get on?
1:35:14
So you've got the very biggest one.
1:35:15
Take out the outliers and you're good.
1:35:17
Okay, okay, okay.
1:35:18
Go on.
1:35:19
So, that's a middle one.
1:35:20
What do you have left?
1:35:21
So, hold that.
1:35:22
Oh, so there's five.
1:35:23
We're using five.
1:35:24
Of course.
1:35:24
If you have five in your hand, you have five in your hand.
1:35:26
No, stop, stop, stop.
1:35:27
What do we have left?
1:35:29
The smallest one is a six.
1:35:30
Okay.
1:35:31
You're in first position.
1:35:32
You have to lose your six.
1:35:33
Okay.
1:35:33
I'm fine with that idea.
1:35:34
Okay.
1:35:35
You're in first.
1:35:36
You get six extra possibles.
1:35:38
Got it.
1:35:38
Alright.
1:35:39
That's, that's interesting.
1:35:40
That's interesting.
1:35:42
This is a roll to die anyway.
1:35:43
It's true, true.
1:35:44
You can still win.
1:35:44
I hope you get this one that says zero.
1:35:46
Right here.
1:35:48
Does not compute.
1:35:48
This is zero.
1:35:49
Does not compute.
1:35:50
Now, the DoorDash guy can cut you off at any point.
1:35:53
Yes, you go to your side of the track.
1:35:55
You go to your side of the track.
1:35:57
DoorDash is gone.
1:35:58
DoorDash has delivered his pizza and has left.
1:36:00
No, DoorDash delivered his pizza.
1:36:02
Oh, turn around before you left.
1:36:04
Actually, DoorDash's cousin is here.
1:36:06
That's Uber.
1:36:07
Yeah, that's Uber Eats.
1:36:09
I want my roll to be to cut you guys off.
1:36:12
We can chill out.
1:36:13
Okay, so yeah, uh, would you like to just use the castle because it's a lot of die?
1:36:18
Yeah, that's probably smart.
1:36:20
I'm not rolling them individually?
1:36:21
No, you drop them in the castle.
1:36:23
It is what it is.
1:36:25
Now, hold on.
1:36:26
Attack of Gush first.
1:36:27
Oh, okay.
1:36:32
I have, and you can verify it, that's a 1.
1:36:35
Ugh.
1:36:35
8, 8, which is 16, plus 6, and then a 1.
1:36:40
Twenty three.
1:36:40
So, twenty three?
1:36:41
Yeah.
1:36:42
That's terrible.
1:36:43
And we're not even going to count the critical fail.
1:36:45
Level one.
1:36:46
Yeah.
1:36:46
Right.
1:36:46
If you had the same number of die, that one would have lost you
1:36:49
something, but you had one less.
1:36:50
So, I'm just going to...
1:36:51
George, here we go with a twenty three.
1:36:52
Yeah, he's already in the handicap.
1:36:53
Right.
1:36:54
But he's the attacker from the item, so I'm okay with that handicap.
1:36:57
And if it goes without saying, but I am accelerating flat out,
1:37:00
sending it to the start finish.
1:37:03
And then the race is over.
1:37:04
And then the race is over.
1:37:07
Ooh, hold on.
1:37:08
No, he didn't.
1:37:09
Four and this number that's 13 and that's 18.
1:37:15
And a 6, and then he's got 18 on top of that.
1:37:18
Yeah, so he won.
1:37:19
So it was actually, if you were 4 die, minus the 20 die, it would have been
1:37:23
exactly the same, which is really creepy.
1:37:26
Just like we were.
1:37:27
Yeah, at the glance it is.
1:37:30
So next time, don't include the 18, he gets the next
1:37:32
smallest one to cover the gap.
1:37:34
Okay.
1:37:34
However you want to do it.
1:37:35
No, no, but like, you know.
1:37:37
The smaller one should be the bonus instead of the 6 or whatever.
1:37:40
Yeah.
1:37:40
Take out the 20 and the 100.
1:37:42
Yeah.
1:37:43
Okay.
1:37:43
I mean, we can do it again if you want to see how it turns out.
1:37:45
You know, that actually looked like that.
1:37:47
So, you have the four smallest.
1:37:49
The four, the six, the eight, and the twelve.
1:37:51
Okay.
1:37:52
You have the six, the eight, and the twelve.
1:37:54
So it only gives him a possible four bonus.
1:37:56
So the 20 is out of play.
1:37:57
20 is out, 20 is too big.
1:37:58
So I get three dice?
1:38:00
Correct.
1:38:00
You're in second place and you're attacking.
1:38:01
Yeah, yeah.
1:38:02
So you have the penalty.
1:38:04
So the only bonus he has is a possible plus four.
1:38:08
Which is not a lot, but enough to make a difference.
1:38:10
Okay, so let's try it again.
1:38:12
Let's see what it does.
1:38:12
You know?
1:38:13
Yeah.
1:38:13
Go for it.
1:38:14
But we're not gonna lose the record that I won, right?
1:38:16
It's not over yet.
1:38:17
I won.
1:38:18
No, no, no.
1:38:18
You gotta determine it.
1:38:19
I won.
1:38:20
He's the chief steward.
1:38:21
He just decided that it wasn't fair.
1:38:23
On your advice.
1:38:25
On your advice.
1:38:25
You know what he did?
1:38:26
He just did a balance of power.
1:38:27
Oh.
1:38:29
He BOP'd you.
1:38:30
You weren't here yesterday when we were walking around.
1:38:33
I mentioned something clear that the more somebody whines and asks me something, the
1:38:36
more likely they're not going to get it.
1:38:37
So shut up and you might still win.
1:38:39
Man, did you hear that?
1:38:44
Attack or doze first.
1:38:45
Attack or doze first.
1:38:47
I don't even know if I have the correct eye.
1:38:49
I have now 5, 7, and 8.
1:38:53
So 5, 7, So, that's a 20.
1:38:56
So you're at 20.
1:38:56
Okay.
1:38:57
You only used three die though.
1:38:58
Correct.
1:38:58
He's attacking.
1:38:59
I'm still at a penalty.
1:39:00
So I'm always supposed to use four dice.
1:39:01
You're using four.
1:39:02
So you've got your 1 through 4, your 1 through 6, your 1 through 8.
1:39:05
The 6 is the cube.
1:39:07
1 through 8, 1 through 6, and then what's the other one?
1:39:11
You're using the four smallest ones.
1:39:13
So you're not using the 12.
1:39:15
So you're not using the 12.
1:39:16
Okay, so I'm not using the 12.
1:39:18
Not using the 12, the 20, and the 1.
1:39:20
So your bonus is only that four die.
1:39:22
No.
1:39:23
Which one did you use?
1:39:24
I should use the ones he's told me I had the little ones.
1:39:27
Five, 10.
1:39:29
Just Okay.
1:39:30
The nine?
1:39:30
No, no, you didn't.
1:39:31
I only had three die.
1:39:32
Oh, you, yeah.
1:39:33
But you didn't use the four.
1:39:35
No, the four is your bonus because you're in the lead.
1:39:37
He used the nine instead of a four.
1:39:39
You use the, yeah, you get an extra four.
1:39:41
Can we just hurry up?
1:39:44
Okay, so he's got a seven and a two.
1:39:46
It's a 9.
1:39:46
And an 2.
1:39:48
That's a 19.
1:39:49
Dad got one!
1:39:50
By a hair.
1:39:53
Plus 4 acceleration on a straight.
1:39:55
Where's my plus?
1:39:56
Plus 1 acceleration on a straight.
1:39:59
So he beats you twice.
1:40:00
Oh my god!
1:40:07
I'm dumping these on the table.
1:40:09
That's actually a better way to do it, I think, at the end of the day.
1:40:13
I mean, with it being that close, send in turns behind, yeah.
1:40:17
There we go.
1:40:20
So, that was a very crude, nothing dragons or swords or goblins related.
1:40:27
Version of Dungeons and Dragons.
1:40:31
That was Chariots and Carrots.
1:40:32
What is the carrots?
1:40:36
That's what you got beat with.
1:40:37
Apparently.
1:40:38
Oh wait, how about it's Chariots and Donuts because I can't find donuts.
1:40:44
So, did you enjoy the idea of it, Leo?
1:40:48
We hope that you enjoyed this episode filled with action,
1:40:51
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1:40:53
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1:40:57
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1:41:02
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1:41:04
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