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- 0:02Speaker 1: Wakes up.
- 0:06Speaker 2: What's cracking like? And this is the big bulls dog
- 0:08Speaker 2: snoopy deegle, double jigsel dang boom.
- 0:10Speaker 3: What you going?
- 0:13Speaker 2: We're not talking about rin Jen tm. We're not talking
- 0:15Speaker 2: about last year if the one and only dog you.
- 0:17Speaker 4: Know the class lastly, big smooth people, double jib in
- 0:20Speaker 4: your face to be and in the place to be.
- 0:22Speaker 5: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich wake yours you.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Know, real quick we go around the room, but everything's
- 0:27Speaker 2: on the show. You know, behind the scenes. You got
- 0:29Speaker 2: you know, baby Noah, he's doing all this audio and
- 0:32Speaker 2: chopping stuff up and always working all the time. You
- 0:34Speaker 2: got Rich running the board here. You got Payton over
- 0:36Speaker 2: there to my right, you know, participating in the show.
- 0:39Speaker 2: You've got Kyle over here to my right. Also between
- 0:42Speaker 2: me and Peyton. You got Nick back there doing whatever
- 0:46Speaker 2: Nick does. And then you got Dylan who answers our phones.
- 0:49Speaker 2: And she's how long you've been with.
- 0:50Speaker 5: Us now, Dylan since August? So I think what nine
- 0:53Speaker 5: ten months?
- 0:54Speaker 3: Wow?
- 0:54Speaker 2: And are you having a good time?
- 0:56Speaker 5: I'm having a great time.
- 0:57Speaker 2: And I don't know much about Yli. We learn a
- 0:59Speaker 2: little bits in peace. This is about her as time
- 1:01Speaker 2: goes on, Like just find out the other day that
- 1:02Speaker 2: her dad's black. I didn't know that around breaking morn.
- 1:07Speaker 6: I could have sworn you knew earlier, but it is
- 1:09Speaker 6: something people don't tend to believe when looking at me.
- 1:12Speaker 2: So, but what I also didn't know is I was
- 1:14Speaker 2: I started following your Instagram last week because she was
- 1:17Speaker 2: doing these videos of where she's just hanging a day
- 1:19Speaker 2: in the life, a blog or something in the show,
- 1:21Speaker 2: and I thought they were really cool. But then I
- 1:23Speaker 2: saw when I started following you, I saw that you
- 1:25Speaker 2: have like this whole other business, and I don't know
- 1:27Speaker 2: what that is.
- 1:28Speaker 5: I do.
- 1:28Speaker 6: I fully like make arts, and I have like a
- 1:31Speaker 6: little phone case and wall art print brand that I
- 1:34Speaker 6: started in college.
- 1:35Speaker 2: You make phone cases, Yes.
- 1:37Speaker 5: Phone cases? Peyton has one. I just dripped out, Yes,
- 1:41Speaker 5: that's a case.
- 1:42Speaker 2: That cool looking, aren't they? How do you make those?
- 1:44Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:44Speaker 6: So I it started out as painting my sophomore year painting. Yes,
- 1:49Speaker 6: I was painting out a painting phase. I've always been
- 1:51Speaker 6: pretty artistic and my major was public health, so I
- 1:55Speaker 6: wasn't getting too much creative expression out of that, but
- 1:58Speaker 6: it was interesting to learn anyway. I started off as painting,
- 2:01Speaker 6: and then I was kind of getting ideas that I
- 2:02Speaker 6: couldn't physically paint because painting is really hard.
- 2:05Speaker 5: Like I'm a decent painter, but I'm not, you know, amazing.
- 2:07Speaker 6: So I started doing like mixed media graphic design on
- 2:11Speaker 6: my computer kind of during class, and it was born
- 2:15Speaker 6: from there. I was making decore for like my room
- 2:18Speaker 6: and my apartment. That's kind of how it started. And yeah,
- 2:21Speaker 6: I had put them on some cases and I was like, these.
- 2:24Speaker 5: Are really cute, So I started making the cases.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Too, daycore. That's how you're saying decore. I said, I
- 2:31Speaker 2: don't saying. I would said decre dacre.
- 2:35Speaker 8: And then you said pain ping, painting, painting.
- 2:39Speaker 2: Do you say data or data?
- 2:40Speaker 3: Data?
- 2:41Speaker 2: Data? You know it? Every time I read an articlere
- 2:43Speaker 2: and they say they use data, like not the data
- 2:47Speaker 2: data is like plural or something weird when it was
- 2:50Speaker 2: using the sentence properly. Have you ever heard that before data?
- 2:55Speaker 2: I got to remember the way they say it, But
- 2:56Speaker 2: there's like a way that doesn't sound right to me,
- 2:59Speaker 2: but I know I'm wrong.
- 3:00Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like it's not data's it's.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Yeah right, right, So what did you do? Like, how
- 3:04Speaker 2: do you make this case? What is it? Do you
- 3:06Speaker 2: take the plastic and meld it blank cases and paint
- 3:09Speaker 2: like what do you know?
- 3:10Speaker 6: So it's called print on demand. So basically there are
- 3:13Speaker 6: these different like carriers. So I use one called print full,
- 3:15Speaker 6: where you can upload a design onto anything. So you
- 3:18Speaker 6: could put it on a clock, you could put it
- 3:20Speaker 6: on a pillow, you could put it on a blanket,
- 3:21Speaker 6: you can put it on anything. And so I originally
- 3:24Speaker 6: just started, like I said, I'm pretty into like interior
- 3:26Speaker 6: design anyway, and so I put them on prints. But
- 3:29Speaker 6: then I kind of looked through and I was like, oh,
- 3:31Speaker 6: I can throw these designs kind of on anything, and yeah,
- 3:34Speaker 6: I put them on phone cases, and so yeah, I guess.
- 3:37Speaker 2: I follow one.
- 3:38Speaker 9: I've been trying to find a new phone case, but
- 3:40Speaker 9: there aren't a lot of Samsung z fold five cases right.
- 3:43Speaker 6: Also, you just, honestly I think that they do have
- 3:47Speaker 6: sam they have like everything on there. I could literally
- 3:50Speaker 6: put this on like a tissue box probably, but yeah.
- 3:54Speaker 2: It's such So can you make me a phone case?
- 3:56Speaker 5: I can make you a phone case?
- 3:57Speaker 2: Can you make one with the John Jay Rich logo?
- 3:59Speaker 5: I totally.
- 4:01Speaker 10: It is?
- 4:02Speaker 2: How much?
- 4:03Speaker 5: Call around thirty five dollars is how much they.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Called hold on? Tell you you're not answering phones. Hello,
- 4:10Speaker 2: good morning, John, Jay and Rich. Is this hello Melissa? Hi?
- 4:14Speaker 2: What's up?
- 4:14Speaker 8: Melissa? Dylan is supposed to pick up the phone, but she's
- 4:17Speaker 8: too busy.
- 4:18Speaker 2: She's doing something else. What's up?
- 4:21Speaker 7: I was calling because you crazy?
- 4:24Speaker 11: John Dake.
- 4:24Speaker 7: When you say documentary and it's documentary.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Well that's news to me.
- 4:34Speaker 7: I'm like doc I yell at the radio and I'm like,
- 4:37Speaker 7: it's documentary, not documentary.
- 4:42Speaker 2: What's your name, Melissa? Melissa? Thanks for calling it, Thanks
- 4:46Speaker 2: for listening.
- 4:47Speaker 12: How dare you say data data and say documentary.
- 4:52Speaker 2: Can when they say that, I will taking remember the phrase,
- 4:54Speaker 2: you know they say the data points. No, it's like
- 4:57Speaker 2: they're using it's a plural way of saying it, and
- 4:59Speaker 2: it sounds weird. Not the data don't lie, but like
- 5:03Speaker 2: they they are these data. It's just yesterday. But anyway,
- 5:09Speaker 2: so you had a pop up shop and so what's
- 5:11Speaker 2: that you go to park?
- 5:12Speaker 5: Yes, I had my first pop up. So this girl
- 5:14Speaker 5: DMed me.
- 5:15Speaker 6: She's a pilates instructor in Phoenix and Scottsdale and she
- 5:18Speaker 6: throws different events like all around. She'll like host pilates
- 5:21Speaker 6: classes on like rooftops and stuff like that. So she
- 5:24Speaker 6: had this one it was like called Plates after Dark,
- 5:26Speaker 6: where she had two DJs that she taught the class to,
- 5:29Speaker 6: and then all these vendors so there was permanent jewelry
- 5:32Speaker 6: like mini tattoos, fortune readings, like all sorts of stuff,
- 5:36Speaker 6: custom yoga mats and so, yeah, I've been wanting to
- 5:39Speaker 6: do a pop up for a little bit. It's kind
- 5:41Speaker 6: of been something that was like on the back burner
- 5:43Speaker 6: for me because I was in school. And then obviously,
- 5:46Speaker 6: like I had this job and.
- 5:48Speaker 2: I had the prop up go it was awesome, you're
- 5:51Speaker 2: selling stuff right then? And there are you making it
- 5:53Speaker 2: for him right then? There?
- 5:54Speaker 6: No, I brought stock in, so I ordered a bunch
- 5:56Speaker 6: of cases and prints, and I had my two best
- 5:58Speaker 6: friends come and help me and we up this whole
- 6:00Speaker 6: display and it was so cute and I had like
- 6:03Speaker 6: gift bags and I made business cards and I did
- 6:06Speaker 6: the full nine far.
- 6:07Speaker 2: So are you just making money with this? This is
- 6:09Speaker 2: working out for you?
- 6:10Speaker 13: Yeah?
- 6:11Speaker 5: Like decent.
- 6:11Speaker 2: Wow.
- 6:11Speaker 6: I think I've just now kind of been able to
- 6:15Speaker 6: like start posting a lot more about it and like
- 6:17Speaker 6: do more little I do like photo shoots.
- 6:20Speaker 2: In my room, but the whole pain. Yes, do you
- 6:23Speaker 2: have an how do people get hold of?
- 6:24Speaker 14: You?
- 6:24Speaker 5: Have any called Star six seven, like.
- 6:27Speaker 2: Six seven starve like wait, Star six seven where you
- 6:30Speaker 2: blocked the number?
- 6:31Speaker 5: Yes, it's like they're so clover someone like that.
- 6:36Speaker 2: Wait, it's to block somebody when you.
- 6:38Speaker 5: Call someone so they can't see who's calling them.
- 6:40Speaker 2: Okay. Basically, so there was Star six nine with something too,
- 6:43Speaker 2: wasn't it? Yeah?
- 6:45Speaker 9: Was that that was that the blocking people?
- 6:48Speaker 2: I don't know?
- 6:49Speaker 9: Or was that when someone called you, dide Star six
- 6:52Speaker 9: nine you could see who the number it.
- 6:53Speaker 2: Was or something like that. Okay, it was so Star six.
- 6:56Speaker 5: Seven seven not Club.
- 6:58Speaker 6: Yes, it started out as was called by Dylan and
- 7:01Speaker 6: it was just the poster Prince, But then I graduated
- 7:04Speaker 6: to Cases, did a rebrand and now it's called Star
- 7:06Speaker 6: six seven.
- 7:08Speaker 2: Well, congratulations, I'd like to put in order. How long
- 7:10Speaker 2: does it take?
- 7:10Speaker 5: Yes, it takes like a week and a half.
- 7:13Speaker 2: That kind of time? Can you do this case? I
- 7:16Speaker 2: don't know what this is?
- 7:17Speaker 5: Fourteen okay, John Jay and Rich Exclusive Design.
- 7:20Speaker 2: Awesome, it's the part of the show this morning.
- 7:22Speaker 12: No worries, It's all there on iHeartRadio.
- 7:25Speaker 2: It's time for Peyton's frictions. Peyton's the vibe today.
- 7:27Speaker 3: Well, I am going to tell you what your summer
- 7:31Speaker 3: vibe is based on your zodiac sign.
- 7:33Speaker 2: All right, let's say hello to Bianca, good morning.
- 7:36Speaker 11: Good morning.
- 7:37Speaker 2: What's your sign?
- 7:39Speaker 15: I'm a Gemini?
- 7:40Speaker 3: Okay, so Gemini's your guys, is summer vibe? You're already
- 7:44Speaker 3: double booked yourself for like five different pool parties this week,
- 7:47Speaker 3: and you are vibrating with chaotic main character energy, and
- 7:51Speaker 3: you are ready to start three different summer flings and
- 7:53Speaker 3: forget all their names by August.
- 7:57Speaker 15: Okay, I'm down too.
- 8:00Speaker 3: I love it perfect.
- 8:01Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for calling in, Thanks for listening.
- 8:03Speaker 16: Thank you, Hi, Carle.
- 8:07Speaker 2: Hi, Hey, who's in the car with you? What do
- 8:09Speaker 2: you got? What are your signs?
- 8:11Speaker 3: Mom?
- 8:11Speaker 17: Mom is Daddy, and I'm a Sagittarius and my daughter
- 8:15Speaker 17: is Collie and she's Leo.
- 8:17Speaker 3: Oh right, yeah, okay, let's start with Leo. I am
- 8:20Speaker 3: a Leo too, Carly. So we treat the sun. We
- 8:24Speaker 3: treat the sun like it's our personal ring light. We
- 8:26Speaker 3: walk into the function, we wear this high fashion fit
- 8:29Speaker 3: that is way too hot for the humidity or gross heat.
- 8:32Speaker 3: We throw an immediate tantrum. If somebody else has a
- 8:34Speaker 3: cutter swimsuit, then I says, well, but I do got
- 8:36Speaker 3: to say, we do treat the sun like our personal
- 8:38Speaker 3: ring light. Yesterday I walked outside and I just laid.
- 8:41Speaker 3: I was like soaking up the sun. It just feels
- 8:43Speaker 3: so good to let those rays hit you. Okay, and
- 8:47Speaker 3: then you said Sagittarius for mom. Yep, Okay, So Sagittarius,
- 8:52Speaker 3: you guys are taking doing it for the plot entirely,
- 8:55Speaker 3: way too far. This week, you will confidy book a
- 8:58Speaker 3: last minute flight with two percent phone battery and zero
- 9:01Speaker 3: hotel reservations. You just trust the universe to figure it
- 9:04Speaker 3: out for you.
- 9:05Speaker 18: Hell yeah, yeah.
- 9:09Speaker 2: Thanks for calling in. Where are you guys? What part
- 9:11Speaker 2: of the country?
- 9:12Speaker 1: Love you guys?
- 9:13Speaker 2: What part of the country? You guys in Arizona?
- 9:15Speaker 19: But I'm from New York.
- 9:17Speaker 2: Couldn't tell. Drive safe. Thanks for listening, right on you
- 9:21Speaker 2: Bye bye, Hey, Michelle, what's your sign? Capricorn?
- 9:26Speaker 3: Capricorns? This summer, you are treating the summer solstice like
- 9:30Speaker 3: a corporate Q three performance review. You are the absolute
- 9:33Speaker 3: worst person at the barbecue because you're like opening your
- 9:35Speaker 3: laptop by the pool and you're like checking your bank
- 9:38Speaker 3: account while everyone else is day drinking by capricorns and
- 9:41Speaker 3: need to take a chill pill just for a second.
- 9:43Speaker 18: It's sell.
- 9:45Speaker 20: All guy's been doing lately is planning vacation so well.
- 9:49Speaker 3: At least you'll be able to relax when you're on
- 9:51Speaker 3: your vacate.
- 9:52Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Michelle, thank you, thank you, thank you.
- 9:56Speaker 3: How about Libra's Yeah, Kyle is our Libra in the studio, Libras,
- 10:01Speaker 3: you are in a full psychological crisis trying to pick
- 10:05Speaker 3: your summer aesthetic. You will spend the next month staring
- 10:07Speaker 3: at your closet, people pleasing, ending up completely drained before
- 10:11Speaker 3: you even get to dip your toes in the pool. Yeah,
- 10:13Speaker 3: my closet's a mess right now. It's a mess.
- 10:15Speaker 9: Wanting to organize, get it together for sure.
- 10:19Speaker 3: How about Pisces, Yeah, riches are prices in the room. Pisces.
- 10:23Speaker 3: You guys are floating through summer in a completely disassociated,
- 10:27Speaker 3: slow motion daydream. You will lose your phone in the
- 10:29Speaker 3: sand within five minutes and entirely forget to drink water
- 10:32Speaker 3: until you're passed out an incredibly.
- 10:34Speaker 12: Sunburned I don't see anything wrong with that. At the
- 10:36Speaker 12: end of a sunburn. There's always a nice tan.
- 10:38Speaker 3: That is true. Leo so poisoning, that's bad. Oh we
- 10:42Speaker 3: did Leo's we gotta do yours, John Jay. Yeah, I
- 10:45Speaker 3: remember me and Carly.
- 10:46Speaker 2: We're both a car.
- 10:50Speaker 3: I got your back, John Jay. You've already ruined the
- 10:53Speaker 3: summer vibe this year because you were just doing the
- 10:56Speaker 3: absolute most with the itinerary. You're physically in cape of
- 11:00Speaker 3: relaxing because you're judging literally everyone else on their vacation decisions.
- 11:05Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good one, you guys. That was a
- 11:08Speaker 2: good one. Your summer vibe all right? If you missed it,
- 11:11Speaker 2: and your sign is posted on our website, John jaynrich
- 11:14Speaker 2: dot com. Why are you up so early? Normally you're sleeping,
- 11:27Speaker 2: but right now you are awake and you are listening
- 11:30Speaker 2: to US eight seven seven ninety three seven four seven Ruben,
- 11:34Speaker 2: Good morning, you're on the air.
- 11:35Speaker 11: Hey, what's up body?
- 11:36Speaker 21: How you're doing good?
- 11:37Speaker 16: How you doing pretty good?
- 11:38Speaker 11: I'm here driving to work.
- 11:40Speaker 19: I'm just calling to say hi.
- 11:41Speaker 16: I'm just you know, from Albuquerque in New Mexico.
- 11:44Speaker 2: Well thanks for saying hi. Why Why are you up
- 11:48Speaker 2: so early? What? Like where you do? Are you always
- 11:50Speaker 2: up this early?
- 11:52Speaker 19: Always I'm heading together in New Mexico.
- 11:55Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm right, and I work out there right on. Man. Well,
- 11:59Speaker 2: thanks for listening. Ruben. You have a fantastic day and
- 12:02Speaker 2: have a great day of work. You have a good one,
- 12:04Speaker 2: you too, Bye bye, Jessica, Why are you up so early?
- 12:08Speaker 20: I drink coffee at five pm last night, so not
- 12:11Speaker 20: only did I not sleep a week last night.
- 12:13Speaker 3: But I figured I might as well get up since
- 12:14Speaker 3: summery awake coffee.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Why did you drink coffee that late?
- 12:21Speaker 13: Oh my gosh for someone at Starbucks, and he's really good.
- 12:24Speaker 13: He can fall asleep after drinking a coffee.
- 12:25Speaker 20: But I was like, I'm just gonna give a little one,
- 12:28Speaker 20: and that little.
- 12:29Speaker 15: One almost killed me.
- 12:34Speaker 2: I have a great day, and thank you for listening. Maria,
- 12:38Speaker 2: Why are you up s early? Good morning?
- 12:40Speaker 18: Good morning? We're at Phoenix Children's Hospital.
- 12:44Speaker 2: Who's morning?
- 12:46Speaker 7: Oh?
- 12:46Speaker 18: My husband, Kyle means Mariah. We're here with our daughter, Zoe's.
- 12:53Speaker 18: She is five years old. Had a liver transplant at a
- 12:56Speaker 18: year old, and unfortunately she got you know, the little
- 13:00Speaker 18: viruses that are going around, so always wash your hands please,
- 13:05Speaker 18: But she's in high hopes. Love listening to iHeartRadio, so
- 13:10Speaker 18: we'd love to say Colin say hi, good morning.
- 13:12Speaker 2: Well, thank you, and we're going to throw you a
- 13:14Speaker 2: little prayer for your daughter Zoe.
- 13:16Speaker 18: Oh, thank you so much.
- 13:18Speaker 2: Thanks Mary. I have a fantastic day. Thank you for listening.
- 13:21Speaker 18: Thank you, Thanks you.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Lisa. Why are you up so early? Lisa?
- 13:25Speaker 20: Hey me. Okay, I'm getting blood work done, so yeah,
- 13:32Speaker 20: not usually up to this early, but love you guys.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Well, thanks for listening. Good luck with the blood work.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Have a fantastic day, Okay. Nick is in the studio
- 13:39Speaker 2: audio presentation. It's very exciting when you do this, guys.
- 13:43Speaker 2: Can I go a little inside baseball please?
- 13:46Speaker 22: So we're always talking like behind the scenes about like
- 13:49Speaker 22: we have to get to things right, yea yea. And
- 13:51Speaker 22: in radio it's like people like you, you have to
- 13:54Speaker 22: capture people's attention really really fast.
- 13:56Speaker 2: Okay.
- 13:57Speaker 22: So I was I was listening to the last Dirty
- 13:59Speaker 22: Little Secret that we just had on and I thought
- 14:03Speaker 22: of Grant and I kind of collabed, and we thought
- 14:06Speaker 22: maybe start something called John Jay and rich fun Size.
- 14:10Speaker 2: Okay.
- 14:11Speaker 22: And it's just a quick bit to promote the show
- 14:14Speaker 22: and just tell you what we're all about. Richard's on audio,
- 14:18Speaker 22: page one.
- 14:19Speaker 2: Andrea, I understand you have a dirty little secret.
- 14:22Speaker 23: So my grandma recently died.
- 14:24Speaker 2: Good stuff. It's John Jay and Rich.
- 14:34Speaker 3: Eight seconds.
- 14:35Speaker 2: You gotta find any time anyone calls it has a
- 14:38Speaker 2: piece of like that the big drop, and then take
- 14:40Speaker 2: my good stuff. That's good. That's really tight. That's it. Boy,
- 14:46Speaker 2: you could. You could probably play forty songs an hour
- 14:49Speaker 2: and don't give anybody any ideas over there.
- 14:52Speaker 24: It's John Jay Rich. Didn't post on threads going viral.
- 15:03Speaker 24: A lady asked, what's something you didn't learn the truth
- 15:05Speaker 24: about until an embarrassing long time later in life. So
- 15:09Speaker 24: I was looking at.
- 15:10Speaker 2: The list of like the top ten, and two things
- 15:13Speaker 2: on this top ten list I just learned, and one
- 15:17Speaker 2: of them is really really embarrassing. And when you think
- 15:20Speaker 2: about it, it shouldn't be. I mean, I should have known,
- 15:22Speaker 2: but I was a kid. Here's the thing that I learned.
- 15:26Speaker 2: The little piggy who went to market wasn't going grocery shopping.
- 15:29Speaker 3: Oh oh, that's really sad.
- 15:32Speaker 15: I know.
- 15:33Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about the market.
- 15:37Speaker 5: The other one's getting.
- 15:39Speaker 2: This little piggy went to market means they went and
- 15:41Speaker 2: butchered it. Set it to the town. I got the
- 15:44Speaker 2: little piggies going grocery.
- 15:45Speaker 9: Shopping, was going shopping, and then the other one got
- 15:51Speaker 9: roast beef. They saw each other at the market.
- 15:55Speaker 2: To the store they did back then whenever they came
- 15:57Speaker 2: up with this little piggy.
- 15:58Speaker 12: No, I know, but that like they're not so and
- 16:00Speaker 12: him shopping, right, Yeah, that's that's not good.
- 16:02Speaker 2: So what is how's it go? You go to the
- 16:04Speaker 2: big toe, this little piggy. What's the how's it going?
- 16:07Speaker 9: This little piggy went to the market, This little piggy
- 16:09Speaker 9: stayed home.
- 16:10Speaker 2: This little piggy got roast beef. This little piggy got none,
- 16:13Speaker 2: And this little piggy went. Yeah, because the fat piggy
- 16:18Speaker 2: goes to the market. The big toe, oh, stayed home. No,
- 16:22Speaker 2: it the beginning. The first one is disappeared with the market.
- 16:25Speaker 2: That's the first one, because it's the fat toe.
- 16:27Speaker 3: No, it's gotta be he just likes.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Grocery, they said, the big toe. Hey man, you needn't
- 16:35Speaker 2: go get some food for all the other toes. No,
- 16:37Speaker 2: thisvisillig went to market. All right, Cooper, what's something you
- 16:40Speaker 2: learned later in life? And it's embarrassing.
- 16:43Speaker 19: I learned like that when you play baseball and you
- 16:46Speaker 19: died only the outfield. I always thought it was like
- 16:48Speaker 19: an automatic first base, but it's not.
- 16:53Speaker 12: Just if you hit it far enough, you're on first base.
- 16:55Speaker 12: Doesn't matter if anybody catches it or not. What do
- 16:58Speaker 12: you mean, I'm out, hey addie, good morning. What's something
- 17:02Speaker 12: that you learned later in life that's embarrassing?
- 17:05Speaker 17: Okay, So yesterday I was at my brother's baseball practice
- 17:10Speaker 17: and I brought all my softball stuff and my mom
- 17:14Speaker 17: taught me how to actually like use the glove. I
- 17:18Speaker 17: thought like, so there's a little tab inside of the glove,
- 17:23Speaker 17: and I thought that you didn't have to put your
- 17:26Speaker 17: som in there in there, but she taught me that
- 17:29Speaker 17: that's how you catch the ball. And that's why I've
- 17:32Speaker 17: been like, I have to use bull hands to catch flyballs.
- 17:36Speaker 2: Oh is your mom?
- 17:41Speaker 8: Yes?
- 17:43Speaker 12: Now?
- 17:44Speaker 9: She literally just like, mom, you have scissors in your
- 17:46Speaker 9: purse and she started trying to cut her glove inside.
- 17:49Speaker 5: I was like, what do you doing?
- 17:50Speaker 9: It really hurts my thumb when I put my mom
- 17:52Speaker 9: in the glove, and I was like, you got to put.
- 17:54Speaker 3: It inside.
- 17:57Speaker 2: This instead of like that.
- 17:58Speaker 9: So inside a baseball glove there's actually like a loop
- 18:01Speaker 9: that you put your thumb through that it helps you
- 18:04Speaker 9: grip and squeeze the glove. And she was putting the
- 18:07Speaker 9: thought that was.
- 18:08Speaker 17: Just there for like annoying decorations.
- 18:13Speaker 12: It is awkward at first, but you're gonna be You're
- 18:15Speaker 12: gonna be crazy now.
- 18:20Speaker 2: Once you get used to it. It does take a little
- 18:21Speaker 2: getting used to. I love that you called in the show.
- 18:23Speaker 2: That's cool. Have a great day, Addie.
- 18:28Speaker 17: Thank you.
- 18:30Speaker 2: Here's another one. These are things that you've learned later.
- 18:32Speaker 2: And this is the other one that I learned today.
- 18:34Speaker 2: And it's again it's one of those things that I think,
- 18:36Speaker 2: if you really think about it, when you're told not to
- 18:38Speaker 2: operate heavy machinery with certain medications, they mean cars. I
- 18:42Speaker 2: always assumed it was bulldozer. That's what I always thought.
- 18:46Speaker 2: I was like, Man, I always picture these people because
- 18:48Speaker 2: with the forklifts and doing stuff, that's exactly.
- 18:50Speaker 9: Why would they go get on their tractor after that?
- 18:52Speaker 2: So those are the two that I learned today. Here
- 18:54Speaker 2: are other things on the list things that you embarrassingly
- 18:56Speaker 2: learned later in life. I thought McGraw hill textbooks were
- 19:00Speaker 2: made by timmigrand Faith Hill. This person said, I thought
- 19:06Speaker 2: Mount Rushmore faces occurred naturally by coincidence.
- 19:09Speaker 12: And then they said, I can't believe I just admitted that. Okay,
- 19:12Speaker 12: I have a Mount Rushmore one too. That is embarrassing.
- 19:15Speaker 12: So I thought President Rushmore was the one who commissioned
- 19:19Speaker 12: that mountain with the president's faces on. It turns out
- 19:22Speaker 12: there is no President Rushmore.
- 19:24Speaker 2: There never was.
- 19:25Speaker 12: But that took me a little while to figure out.
- 19:27Speaker 2: This person thought Jimmy Buffett and Warren Buffett were the
- 19:29Speaker 2: same person, and he just got really rich off to
- 19:31Speaker 2: Margarita mixed up. I do.
- 19:33Speaker 3: I am one of those people.
- 19:36Speaker 5: I know there's a difference.
- 19:37Speaker 2: I thought every song played in the radio was being
- 19:39Speaker 2: played live in the radio station. Somebody said that. Somebody said,
- 19:43Speaker 2: I still don't know what RSVP means. Respond soon, very important.
- 19:49Speaker 2: It means it's a it's a French face. Respond. And
- 19:53Speaker 2: somebody said, here they learned that narwalls are real. Yeah,
- 19:57Speaker 2: nar walls are real. Anyway, that's just some fun.
- 20:00Speaker 25: Tap in and.
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- 20:06Speaker 2: Now I have stacks. Rich has life hacks. A woman
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- 20:13Speaker 2: to pick her up, it barreled through drive through going
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- 20:53Speaker 2: No, you're not supposed to do that. It was packed
- 20:57Speaker 2: with garbage. And then the truck tru to put my
- 21:00Speaker 2: suitcase in so much garbage back there in fact, and
- 21:03Speaker 2: when I was I had to sit in the front
- 21:04Speaker 2: seat and there was garbage on the side of the
- 21:07Speaker 2: door that was hitting my head and I was like,
- 21:10Speaker 2: I thought, I gotta somehow take pictures of this. But
- 21:12Speaker 2: I figured the guy would be upset. So I was
- 21:14Speaker 2: trying to take pictures of it. Yeah, but I wanted
- 21:17Speaker 2: to get to the airport. Yeah, I should have wanted
- 21:19Speaker 2: to pull over. Go. I was just trying.
- 21:22Speaker 9: You need to be careful because you really never know.
- 21:26Speaker 2: On with stacks, stacks and stacks, I have stax of hacks.
- 21:28Speaker 2: A Dutch politician has been kicked out of her political
- 21:31Speaker 2: party after editing her publicity photos so heavily she became
- 21:35Speaker 2: unrecognizable at events. A lifelong athlete from Ohio, she's ninety
- 21:42Speaker 2: years old, she broke the Guinness World Record for doing
- 21:44Speaker 2: a dead hang for three minutes.
- 21:45Speaker 3: Wow, that is hard. I wonder how much she weighs,
- 21:50Speaker 3: because if you're like eighty pounds, might not be that difficult.
- 21:54Speaker 2: I still think, though, that's awesome. Okay, this is a
- 21:59Speaker 2: parenting hack, and your daughter add he's here right now,
- 22:01Speaker 2: so I want to ask you. They're saying that there's
- 22:03Speaker 2: a new parenting hack on social media promises you can stop. Well, toddler,
- 22:06Speaker 2: you're not a Jessica.
- 22:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen that.
- 22:09Speaker 2: Yeah, you shout Jessica. It seems to like actually works
- 22:14Speaker 2: like when.
- 22:14Speaker 9: A toddler's having a meltdown and they're like crying or
- 22:17Speaker 9: screaming about something.
- 22:18Speaker 3: You just yelled Jessica, and I guess they stopped.
- 22:21Speaker 2: Jessica's coming here. Jessica's coming Jessica, Like what there's audio?
- 22:24Speaker 2: Have you seen it yet? Where they do that?
- 22:27Speaker 9: It's actually very funny. It's kind of in a very
- 22:29Speaker 9: weird way. Reminds me of the Cheese Do you guys
- 22:32Speaker 9: remember when the kids were crying and they were throwing
- 22:34Speaker 9: cheese in their forehead and there's stuff. Is just like
- 22:36Speaker 9: another random way to make your kids stop crying.
- 22:38Speaker 2: So here here is it working? This kid's having a tantrum.
- 22:41Speaker 12: Jessica, Come here, Jessica.
- 22:45Speaker 2: He's crying. Come here?
- 22:47Speaker 15: Are you gonna stop crying because Jessica's coming Jessica have come?
- 22:51Speaker 26: Yeah?
- 22:54Speaker 3: Random bro's like, yeah, who here?
- 22:58Speaker 2: Has seemed despicable? Me miya, yes we have. How do
- 23:02Speaker 2: you ever see the Little Minions?
- 23:03Speaker 3: I just watched the Minions movie so good.
- 23:07Speaker 2: Even though the minions don't speak a language, they are
- 23:11Speaker 2: all re dubbed in each language when the films are
- 23:13Speaker 2: released in that country, that's the speak minionise, so that
- 23:16Speaker 2: their patterns are recognizable to the audience. So they keep
- 23:19Speaker 2: the I thought that was really what if that was
- 23:21Speaker 2: your job? Yeah, they just redo you're the German minion.
- 23:25Speaker 3: Yeah, like is those are accents because I was literally
- 23:28Speaker 3: watching Minions Rise of grou and I like the subtitles
- 23:30Speaker 3: on and it literally said speaking in minioniese.
- 23:36Speaker 5: It mini.
- 23:37Speaker 2: They'll say that in Italy too, but in Italian and
- 23:39Speaker 2: then it'll change it. One in three Americans are aging prevents,
- 23:44Speaker 2: actively trying to slow or prevent aging. That would be me.
- 23:47Speaker 2: I'm one of those your too, Yeah, there you go,
- 23:50Speaker 2: which we got for live packs. All right.
- 23:52Speaker 12: So your sleeping position might reveal something about you. So
- 23:58Speaker 12: if you're if you're one of those people that sleep
- 23:59Speaker 12: on your still but you're just in trouble all the
- 24:00Speaker 12: way around, you shouldn't do that. But if you sleep
- 24:04Speaker 12: up or hug a pillow, your brain could be looking
- 24:06Speaker 12: for comfort or connection.
- 24:07Speaker 2: If you sleep flat on.
- 24:09Speaker 12: Your back, that usually means that you're feeling confident and
- 24:12Speaker 12: in control. Side sleepers are more easy going and social,
- 24:16Speaker 12: and if you're in a fetal position, you might be
- 24:18Speaker 12: a little sensitive, more sensitive than you let on. So
- 24:22Speaker 12: your body knows what you need when you sleep, So
- 24:24Speaker 12: how you sleep might tell you what you need in life,
- 24:27Speaker 12: So pay attention to that and jump on our website
- 24:29Speaker 12: and find out which position is you And maybe if
- 24:32Speaker 12: you want to be more confident, maybe you start sleeping
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- 24:41Speaker 2: Appreciate I do.
- 24:44Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm fairly certain I gave a girl. I went
- 24:48Speaker 16: on a date with the itck. Basically, we went out
- 24:53Speaker 16: to dinner, and I unfortunately suffer from chronic nose leads,
- 24:57Speaker 16: so I I just thought something must have been happening
- 25:03Speaker 16: that that I guess because I kept getting them and
- 25:06Speaker 16: by the third one, you're just had to call it off.
- 25:10Speaker 3: Date sad And also I feel her because like if
- 25:15Speaker 3: you're in tripping blood at the date.
- 25:16Speaker 16: No, I definitely understand why.
- 25:21Speaker 3: What a bummer though, because you can't control it.
- 25:24Speaker 12: Does anything in particular bring it on? Were you stressed
- 25:26Speaker 12: out or what? What usually causes like he's in the
- 25:29Speaker 12: bathroom right normally, just just a certain certain barametric pressure.
- 25:35Speaker 16: I don't know, man, It's crazy.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Okay, So I thought we were gonna get calls from
- 25:39Speaker 2: people that were saying, you know, this person did something
- 25:42Speaker 2: and icked me out. You're you're the person you could
- 25:46Speaker 2: admit you're the ick like you're I mean right, So
- 25:49Speaker 2: you're on the date, you get a chronic nosebleed and
- 25:51Speaker 2: and she now ghosts you. It's kind of sad because
- 25:55Speaker 2: you think I would think that there's a medical answer
- 25:58Speaker 2: to that, like more zinc or something or iron or
- 26:00Speaker 2: what is blood? There must be there must be something
- 26:06Speaker 2: that you could take for that I have to do,
- 26:07Speaker 2: right or I mean or is that something you have
- 26:10Speaker 2: a disease?
- 26:10Speaker 3: It's something you have a disease, right?
- 26:13Speaker 26: No?
- 26:13Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know there's a condition, right, anemia or
- 26:17Speaker 2: something like something like that, because I know people that
- 26:20Speaker 2: get nosebleeds a lot, but I don't know if it's
- 26:22Speaker 2: chronic or it could be the air the outage is near,
- 26:25Speaker 2: you get a dry nose, you know, maybe African can
- 26:27Speaker 2: help you. No, spray be careful that.
- 26:30Speaker 8: Yeah, they say it's addicting, but I've been doing it
- 26:32Speaker 8: every day for ten years.
- 26:35Speaker 2: All right, Braden, Well thanks for sharing that ach. Thank you.
- 26:38Speaker 2: All right? Poor guy Hayley, you have a dating dick,
- 26:41Speaker 2: A first date ick?
- 26:42Speaker 20: I sure do. This is crazy So I talked to
- 26:45Speaker 20: this guy on an online dating app. We meant for
- 26:48Speaker 20: the first time at just ittle of the day lunch,
- 26:52Speaker 20: totally cool, and a few minutes into the conversation after
- 26:56Speaker 20: he got to know me a little bit, he looks
- 26:58Speaker 20: me straight dead in the eyes those you would be abducted,
- 27:03Speaker 20: And of course I was like, I'm sorry what And
- 27:06Speaker 20: come to find out that he was a doomsday prepper
- 27:10Speaker 20: and because he found out that I had skill by
- 27:12Speaker 20: being in the medical profession and a veteran, he went
- 27:17Speaker 20: off about how my skills would get me abducted because
- 27:20Speaker 20: everybody would want to keep me as part of their
- 27:24Speaker 20: like post apocalyptic.
- 27:27Speaker 12: Right away, For a guy like that, that is a compliment. Probably,
- 27:31Speaker 12: oh you get abduck, you get stolen into her.
- 27:34Speaker 3: It's definitely anick oh for sure, Like are you trying
- 27:37Speaker 3: to abduct me?
- 27:38Speaker 15: So crazy, that's what I thought.
- 27:40Speaker 21: I was like, I'm nervous.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, he's making a list of people he's
- 27:45Speaker 2: going to take. So how did it end? Did he
- 27:48Speaker 2: walk you to your car to your house in the dark?
- 27:51Speaker 20: No, Luckily it was the middle of the day and
- 27:53Speaker 20: I was trying to get out of there. He kept
- 27:55Speaker 20: ordering cups of coffee, y'all.
- 27:56Speaker 21: It went forever.
- 27:59Speaker 20: Out there, but I never looked back, never held him again.
- 28:03Speaker 20: I don't think he knows where I live.
- 28:04Speaker 2: Good. Thanks Haley, thanks for sharing that with us. Thank you, Carly.
- 28:09Speaker 2: You've got a dating story.
- 28:12Speaker 14: Yes, I do.
- 28:13Speaker 2: What happened?
- 28:15Speaker 14: Oh okay, So this was probably about five or six
- 28:18Speaker 14: years ago. But I went on a date, met somebody
- 28:21Speaker 14: for the first time off of a dating app, and
- 28:25Speaker 14: the conversation was just pretty bizarre, and somehow he got
- 28:28Speaker 14: on the topic of what he eats, and he told
- 28:31Speaker 14: me he's a pretty picky eater and that every day
- 28:34Speaker 14: at work for lunch, eats toast for lunch, which I
- 28:38Speaker 14: thought was kind of bizarre. But he went on to
- 28:40Speaker 14: tell me that his job is very stressful and the
- 28:43Speaker 14: toast is comforting to him, and that for the last
- 28:47Speaker 14: five or six years he's been eating toast for lunch,
- 28:51Speaker 14: and that for the last year or so he'd been
- 28:54Speaker 14: putting salad dressing on his toast. So I asked him,
- 28:58Speaker 14: you know, why are you using salad addressing? And he said, well,
- 29:01Speaker 14: one day I ran out of butter, and I decided
- 29:04Speaker 14: I liked it, and I asked him if he ever
- 29:06Speaker 14: switches it up, and he told me that he basically
- 29:10Speaker 14: switches out the bread sometimes and then sometimes he uses
- 29:13Speaker 14: creamy Italian and sometimes it's creamy Caesar. So it just
- 29:18Speaker 14: was really weird. And I mean he talked about it
- 29:21Speaker 14: for so long that I actually ended up recording it
- 29:23Speaker 14: on my voice app, and I actually looked at it
- 29:27Speaker 14: yesterday and I was like, oh my gosh, it was
- 29:29Speaker 14: just the conversation kept continuing, It's really weird.
- 29:33Speaker 2: Crystal Clear, like, can we have that voice app? Can
- 29:35Speaker 2: we play it?
- 29:37Speaker 14: I probably, but I don't know how to do it
- 29:40Speaker 14: while I'm on the phone with you. I can send
- 29:42Speaker 14: it to you probably and you're in box or something.
- 29:46Speaker 8: I think be funny, is it, Crystal Clear? Like you
- 29:47Speaker 8: hear him saying, well, you know, let's just like toast.
- 29:51Speaker 14: Yeah, And actually, I mean I was kind of leading
- 29:53Speaker 14: the questions.
- 29:54Speaker 15: Because I went on for so long that.
- 29:56Speaker 14: I exactly went on for so long that I, you know,
- 30:00Speaker 14: I was like, Okay, tell me again, how did this happen?
- 30:03Speaker 15: And he was just like, oh, you know, and then
- 30:05Speaker 15: he just said, I get so.
- 30:06Speaker 14: Stressed out, and Mike needs.
- 30:08Speaker 15: Toast and he referred to himself in the third person.
- 30:11Speaker 2: Wow.
- 30:12Speaker 14: So yeah, so yeah, I just don't know how to
- 30:15Speaker 14: get it off my phone. So I'm not that timological,
- 30:18Speaker 14: but I.
- 30:19Speaker 12: Kind of kid now as you kind of roll it out,
- 30:21Speaker 12: if you're doing like Caesar on toast, wouldn't it taste
- 30:24Speaker 12: a little like a creuton from a Caesar salad.
- 30:27Speaker 2: I'm not totally against that, would No.
- 30:30Speaker 14: I mean I wouldn't either. It's just the fact that
- 30:32Speaker 14: he eats it every day. And he told me he
- 30:34Speaker 14: eats it about five or six times during the workday,
- 30:37Speaker 14: so and it helps with his anxiety for some reason. So,
- 30:42Speaker 14: but you know, I'm I'm a speech pathologist. So I
- 30:45Speaker 14: was kind of trying to like get to the bottom
- 30:47Speaker 14: of what was going on with him. And at one
- 30:50Speaker 14: point he knew that I was a speech pathologist, but
- 30:53Speaker 14: he told me that he didn't understand why I needed
- 30:56Speaker 14: an advanced degree, that you know, anybody could do speech pathology.
- 31:00Speaker 15: Gee.
- 31:00Speaker 14: So I kind of felt like I was talking to
- 31:03Speaker 14: one of my students the whole time. It was just strange.
- 31:06Speaker 2: Okay, I have an idea. Okay, I have an idea.
- 31:09Speaker 2: What if we hang up with you, you send us
- 31:12Speaker 2: the audio and then we'll call you back and play it.
- 31:15Speaker 14: Okay, let's just hopefully it works.
- 31:18Speaker 2: If it doesn't work out, we won't. If we can't
- 31:20Speaker 2: get it, we can't figure out behind the scenes, then
- 31:22Speaker 2: we'll just let it go. But if it does, we
- 31:23Speaker 2: will call you back immediately. So everyone listening right now,
- 31:25Speaker 2: I can hear him talk about Toast.
- 31:27Speaker 14: Okay, okay, okay, hang on real quick, you guys. So
- 31:31Speaker 14: should I just try to send it to your Instagram?
- 31:34Speaker 2: No, hold on right now, but we'll give you a
- 31:35Speaker 2: private number. Hold on for one second, Carl. Okay, And
- 31:38Speaker 2: by the way, I thought a good mic drop for
- 31:40Speaker 2: you after your date. You get up here, you know
- 31:41Speaker 2: what this relationship is, Toast and then you walk out?
- 31:45Speaker 15: Yes, right, well, and also his name is Mike, so
- 31:47Speaker 15: mic drop right, my drop.
- 31:50Speaker 2: Damn yeah, Toast? All right, Carl, hold on, hold on,
- 31:55Speaker 2: we've got to hear this voice. Man, hold on, hold on,
- 31:58Speaker 2: we'll get into it next. It's John J. Rich. Good news.
- 32:05Speaker 2: Carly sent us the audio. Carly, we got the audio.
- 32:08Speaker 2: It worked.
- 32:09Speaker 14: Ok.
- 32:10Speaker 2: But here's the thing. No one's heard it yet, even Nick.
- 32:12Speaker 2: You send it to Nick. Nick put it right up,
- 32:14Speaker 2: So we're about to play, so quick recap Carly's ache
- 32:17Speaker 2: when she went on a first date with the guy,
- 32:19Speaker 2: and the Holly did was talk about toast and then
- 32:22Speaker 2: she took the phone and hit voice notes and this,
- 32:26Speaker 2: and you could you couldn't believe it. Right then you
- 32:27Speaker 2: started leading him down the path talking about toast, right.
- 32:30Speaker 15: Yes, exactly, I'm kind of You can kind of hear
- 32:32Speaker 15: me laughing, and I feel.
- 32:33Speaker 14: Bad, but not to laugh.
- 32:34Speaker 2: Actually, okay, let's here we go. Here we go today
- 32:37Speaker 2: on that tail mix?
- 32:38Speaker 9: And then what else do you snack on besides the
- 32:40Speaker 9: brad Okay tail mix and toast?
- 32:43Speaker 5: And how many times the day you.
- 32:44Speaker 27: Hit the toast.
- 32:48Speaker 26: So it'll be like, are you kind of stressed out?
- 32:52Speaker 12: Oh, I've got.
- 32:56Speaker 15: Okay, but.
- 32:59Speaker 5: I kind of like it.
- 33:01Speaker 2: So it was just that is so funny.
- 33:12Speaker 9: That's another quote for a T shirt toastrap.
- 33:24Speaker 7: Believable.
- 33:27Speaker 14: I I was telling Dylan that it's I mean, I
- 33:29Speaker 14: was in the dating world for a long time. Thank god,
- 33:31Speaker 14: I'm no longer.
- 33:34Speaker 20: That was just a mild it.
- 33:35Speaker 14: I've had so.
- 33:36Speaker 15: Many other experiences too.
- 33:38Speaker 12: When you say no longer in the dating world, you've
- 33:40Speaker 12: found somebody or you just gave up.
- 33:43Speaker 11: I did no.
- 33:44Speaker 14: No, I did not give up. I actually found someone
- 33:46Speaker 14: I'm engaged.
- 33:47Speaker 15: Good, we've engaged for.
- 33:50Speaker 23: A couple of years.
- 33:51Speaker 14: And yeah, I mean Mike was.
- 33:54Speaker 15: In my rearview mirror for like seven years.
- 33:56Speaker 14: Already.
- 33:57Speaker 2: Good, I'm glad that's old, real que. So what's the
- 33:59Speaker 2: worst ach you should you have? Which? What's a really
- 34:00Speaker 2: bad ache you had?
- 34:02Speaker 14: Oh god, I don't know if it's suitable for radio.
- 34:04Speaker 2: So we could believe it.
- 34:05Speaker 14: Let me just put it this way that I had.
- 34:07Speaker 15: To google out of terms when I was getting messages
- 34:11Speaker 15: from people things I had never heard of before. I
- 34:13Speaker 15: did get a lot of people that were into There
- 34:17Speaker 15: was somebody into Christian domestic discipline. I don't know if
- 34:20Speaker 15: you've ever heard of that open we go to.
- 34:28Speaker 19: Well.
- 34:28Speaker 14: I finally said, these people is one person?
- 34:31Speaker 15: I said, I don't understand, like, there's nothing in my
- 34:33Speaker 15: profile that indicates this is what I want. So what
- 34:36Speaker 15: is it about me that made you choose me? And
- 34:38Speaker 15: he said, well, you're really tiny and I could put
- 34:41Speaker 15: you over my knee and spank you.
- 34:43Speaker 3: So wow, I literally and the first thing says it's
- 34:47Speaker 3: when the husband spanked their wives.
- 34:49Speaker 2: Wow. You didn't follow up.
- 34:50Speaker 20: With that, absolutely, oh no?
- 34:52Speaker 15: And I asked him about it. He said that he
- 34:54Speaker 15: was in another relationship and his wife. Ex wife used
- 34:58Speaker 15: to make goals for herself. So for Examp, well, she
- 35:00Speaker 15: had a goal for going to the gym, you know,
- 35:02Speaker 15: four or five times.
- 35:03Speaker 14: A week, and if she didn't meet the goal, then
- 35:06Speaker 14: he would.
- 35:06Speaker 15: Put her over his knee and let her choose like
- 35:08Speaker 15: what she wanted to be disciplined with.
- 35:10Speaker 14: And I was like, I'm out.
- 35:12Speaker 9: Yeah, wow, there are there are Pinterest pages.
- 35:17Speaker 2: No way, wow, there are. Kyle didn't get a resolutions Yeah,
- 35:26Speaker 2: y rich you better you're getting all my lap. All right,
- 35:32Speaker 2: all right, card you're amazing. You're amazing.
- 35:35Speaker 16: Thank you.
- 35:37Speaker 15: Listen to the rest of the boys Mill when you
- 35:39Speaker 15: have time, because it goes even crazier.
- 35:41Speaker 2: Okay, maybe put that on the podcast. Is a really
- 35:44Speaker 2: good interview on the spot. It's amazing, really good, Cardie Best.
- 35:49Speaker 15: I mean, I do it for a living, so it'd
- 35:50Speaker 15: be an occupational hazard if I couldn't communicate, right.
- 35:53Speaker 2: Yeah, you're really communicator. Thank you. Thanks for calling in.
- 35:56Speaker 20: Thank you so much.
- 35:57Speaker 2: You're welcome.
- 35:58Speaker 15: I love you guys, and I've been listening to you
- 36:00Speaker 15: since the beginning, so thanks for having me on.
- 36:02Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 36:03Speaker 3: I could be the twist along the Mexico. Hello, maybe we.
- 36:11Speaker 2: Got the drug diye line six two eight eight eight
- 36:14Speaker 2: nineteen thirty three. Leave us a talk back. You got
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- 36:22Speaker 15: Hi, this is Lindsay and Lexi from.
- 36:24Speaker 4: New Mexico and we're just sitting here drinking a bunch.
- 36:28Speaker 11: Of whiskey and watching Judge.
- 36:31Speaker 15: Judy and the announcer guy.
- 36:34Speaker 13: Sounds like Kyle's husband, and I paused it.
- 36:38Speaker 23: So I could play it for you.
- 36:39Speaker 1: Ready he's doing her sister in law taught me my
- 36:42Speaker 1: pastland for a refund of cruise bees.
- 36:45Speaker 4: Okay, So also we missed fish when he used to
- 36:51Speaker 4: do stacks and hacks like bring that back please?
- 36:55Speaker 2: Like where did they go?
- 36:56Speaker 9: Love you guys, Bye, Okay, your husband no, And I'm
- 37:01Speaker 9: sure he wishes it was, because that would be a
- 37:03Speaker 9: killer gig. Jud Yeah, I nominate him to take over
- 37:08Speaker 9: for that guy when.
- 37:09Speaker 5: That guy retired.
- 37:10Speaker 2: Here's a stack of accent intro jack Yeah, stacks and
- 37:16Speaker 2: Judy chunchhade and rich. All right, see I love that.
- 37:20Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. You a little drunk people in
- 37:22Speaker 2: New Mexico.
- 37:24Speaker 15: Hey, guys, what's up.
- 37:26Speaker 1: I'm always hearing about rich and this bag of chip story,
- 37:30Speaker 1: and I would like what is the full backstory behind that.
- 37:33Speaker 1: I would love to know how this all started in
- 37:35Speaker 1: what's going on in this half?
- 37:37Speaker 8: All right?
- 37:37Speaker 15: Thanks?
- 37:38Speaker 3: The chip story has lore.
- 37:41Speaker 2: On the show.
- 37:47Speaker 12: Here's part of the chip story. You know, I met
- 37:49Speaker 12: Gladys Knight when I worked in Dallas. I worked for
- 37:51Speaker 12: a station that did these concerts, and she was doing
- 37:55Speaker 12: a like a little show for the radio station. They
- 37:58Speaker 12: were all hanging out in rehearsals and she walks up
- 38:00Speaker 12: to me. She say, I'm supposed to go up and rehearse,
- 38:03Speaker 12: but I ain't had one chip.
- 38:04Speaker 2: Get me a.
- 38:05Speaker 27: Chip, give me a bag of chips. So all right,
- 38:08Speaker 27: I'll go get your bag of chicks. So I go
- 38:09Speaker 27: get her a bag of chips. Nothing said. She does
- 38:12Speaker 27: the concert. She thanks me during the show for a
- 38:14Speaker 27: bag of chip. She's like, because this man, I got
- 38:16Speaker 27: a bag of chips. That's why I'm sicking tonight. So
- 38:17Speaker 27: she was very cool. I like her a lot. She's
- 38:19Speaker 27: a cool lady.
- 38:21Speaker 2: So a couple of people over the years have said
- 38:24Speaker 2: in their own versions of.
- 38:25Speaker 28: That, you know, I met Gladys Night when I worked
- 38:28Speaker 28: in Dallas. I worked for a station that did these concerts,
- 38:31Speaker 28: and she was doing a little show for the radio station.
- 38:36Speaker 28: They were all just hanging out in rehearsals and she
- 38:38Speaker 28: walks up to me and she's like, I'm supposed to
- 38:40Speaker 28: go up and rehearse, but I had one chip. Get
- 38:44Speaker 28: me a chip, Get me a bag of chips. So
- 38:47Speaker 28: I'm like, all right, I'll go get your bag of chicks.
- 38:50Speaker 28: So I go get her a bag of chips. Nothing said.
- 38:53Speaker 28: She does the concert. She thanks me during the show
- 38:56Speaker 28: for a back of chips. She's like, because of this man,
- 38:58Speaker 28: I got a bag of chips. That's what's so good
- 39:00Speaker 28: at I So she was very cool.
- 39:02Speaker 3: Nice.
- 39:03Speaker 2: Did I just wake up in hell? You know? I
- 39:08Speaker 2: met Gladys Night when I worked in Dallas.
- 39:11Speaker 25: I worked for a station that did these concerts and
- 39:14Speaker 25: she was doing a like a like a little show
- 39:16Speaker 25: for the radio station. They were all hanging out rehearsals,
- 39:19Speaker 25: and she walks up to me and she's like, I
- 39:21Speaker 25: was supposed to go up and rehearse, but I ain't
- 39:23Speaker 25: had one chip. Getting me a chip, give me a
- 39:26Speaker 25: back of chip. So I'm like, all right, I'll get
- 39:28Speaker 25: you back of chicks. Oh, I go go get her
- 39:29Speaker 25: back of chip. This is nothing said she does the concert,
- 39:32Speaker 25: she thanks me during the show for a bag of chip.
- 39:34Speaker 25: She's like, because this man, I got a bag of chips.
- 39:36Speaker 25: So that's why I'm sinking to night. So it's very cool.
- 39:38Speaker 2: I like her a lot.
- 39:39Speaker 5: She's a cool lady.
- 39:42Speaker 2: I don't remember when that story was, but you were
- 39:44Speaker 2: telling me the story, and I remember looking at you.
- 39:47Speaker 2: I don't remember one point, but I was just like,
- 39:50Speaker 2: you know, could I be an email. I'm looking at you, going,
- 39:53Speaker 2: you know, rich, I'm really enjoying your podcast right now.
- 39:56Speaker 12: Honest I still think it's a good story because if
- 39:58Speaker 12: it weren't for me, Gladys Knight not be singing that time.
- 40:01Speaker 2: So I think she's cool.
- 40:05Speaker 7: I've got a story about the craziest reasons why some
- 40:08Speaker 7: money called None one one.
- 40:10Speaker 15: It's not me, but it's my mother in law.
- 40:12Speaker 17: My mother in law is seventy eight and she has Facebook.
- 40:17Speaker 2: She was looking at.
- 40:18Speaker 17: Her Facebook and she saw somebody's page.
- 40:21Speaker 2: They were in their profile.
- 40:22Speaker 23: Pictures they were holding a bunch of money.
- 40:25Speaker 2: It also said that they were.
- 40:26Speaker 8: A full time hustler.
- 40:28Speaker 23: So my mother in law calls.
- 40:31Speaker 1: Nine one one and says that she has found a drugs.
- 40:34Speaker 7: Dealer on Facebook.
- 40:36Speaker 15: Nine one one.
- 40:37Speaker 18: Comes out there and she explains why she's called nine one.
- 40:41Speaker 20: One, and they tell her, look, lady, if you.
- 40:45Speaker 19: Call nine one one again, we're gonna put you in jail.
- 40:48Speaker 15: Okay, okay, all right, So that's how it works.
- 40:53Speaker 2: He calls it eighty eight six two eighty eight nineteen
- 40:57Speaker 2: thirty three, or leaves a talk about which is the
- 40:59Speaker 2: little mic phone on the free I heard radio.
- 41:12Speaker 22: John and Rich Show, Intelligence, Beauty, charm.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Of course we're just describing Kyle and Peyton.
- 41:19Speaker 19: Youre four best friends.
- 41:20Speaker 2: Are live you you're doing a term paper in high
- 41:22Speaker 2: school or college, and you have to reference where you
- 41:26Speaker 2: get your information from. I feel like a lot of
- 41:28Speaker 2: that is important in storytelling. Sometimes when we're on the radio,
- 41:30Speaker 2: you to tight your sour. Yeah, so, and you got
- 41:32Speaker 2: also if you just jumping in, you got to know
- 41:34Speaker 2: what the story is. So like there's a there's a
- 41:37Speaker 2: kind of a complaint or questus can someone please make
- 41:40Speaker 2: a compilation of John Jay saying so I was at
- 41:42Speaker 2: the final four, So you guys know I was at
- 41:44Speaker 2: the final four. When I was at the final four,
- 41:47Speaker 2: like I'm doing that to tell you that's why I
- 41:50Speaker 2: was in Indianapolis. I'm about to tell you a story
- 41:52Speaker 2: about a reason. That's why I say that. I'm not
- 41:54Speaker 2: doing that to brag. Just like I said I wasn't
- 41:57Speaker 2: bragging when I told you the kN Koons story. It's
- 41:59Speaker 2: not because I was in can Coon. It is because
- 42:01Speaker 2: I'm walking in this mall in Cancun, which is random.
- 42:04Speaker 2: I'm sure the music that that's probably a number one
- 42:06Speaker 2: hit song in cant Coon. Right now, Handsome, you're painting
- 42:09Speaker 2: the picture. Yeah, that's kind of what I'm doing now.
- 42:12Speaker 2: I am very excited about what I'm about to do
- 42:14Speaker 2: for you guys. Right now, I am very excited. Okay,
- 42:18Speaker 2: so I please, rich can I have my computer up?
- 42:21Speaker 2: Do you guys? Who Ella LANGLEYA is?
- 42:25Speaker 9: Oh my gosh what My husband is one of the
- 42:29Speaker 9: Ella's fellas.
- 42:31Speaker 26: I know.
- 42:33Speaker 5: He literally wears the T shirt and everything.
- 42:36Speaker 9: Here's a T shirt and I'm like, okay, so you're
- 42:38Speaker 9: Ella's fella today.
- 42:40Speaker 2: Okay. So she's got a song called Choosing Texas that's
- 42:43Speaker 2: blown up. Oh yeah, and do you know about the
- 42:45Speaker 2: misheard lyrics? So it sounds like there's a lyric in there.
- 42:48Speaker 2: Let me, let me play a part of the song
- 42:50Speaker 2: for you. Okay, that's the song to hit song what
- 43:01Speaker 2: she's getting a lot of flak for. And she addressed
- 43:03Speaker 2: it in the news because sounds like she said I farted. Okay,
- 43:08Speaker 2: so now that so it sounds like I farted.
- 43:11Speaker 29: Lintil you hear it.
- 43:24Speaker 2: I have worked very hard putting together other songs for
- 43:26Speaker 2: you that say I farted.
- 43:28Speaker 9: No Wow, this is you need your family to go
- 43:33Speaker 9: out of town more often.
- 43:34Speaker 2: This is this is fantastic. This is my segment. So
- 43:37Speaker 2: this song is and I'm gonna start with some lesser
- 43:40Speaker 2: known songs, but this is Zach Brown Band. She got
- 43:42Speaker 2: too close, got too close, so I parted. I heard
- 43:48Speaker 2: that day right now. This is from the weekend. This
- 43:52Speaker 2: is heartless from the weekend. This is Able saying he
- 43:54Speaker 2: farted because the holes.
- 43:57Speaker 5: That's funny. I'm just kidding.
- 44:01Speaker 2: He's fartless.
- 44:06Speaker 3: He's heartless.
- 44:07Speaker 2: She doesn't have any gas at all. He's fartless. Here's
- 44:09Speaker 2: Sean Mendez stitches sh farting on some bodies. I heard it.
- 44:19Speaker 9: I heard farting on my she was she was, she wash.
- 44:29Speaker 2: Here's Selena Gomez good for you.
- 44:31Speaker 3: I'm a fourteen carries. I'm fourteen carries.
- 44:37Speaker 2: Farting carrots, farting carrots. I mean, it's a lot of fights.
- 44:40Speaker 12: I got with an.
- 44:41Speaker 3: Accent though, like I'm fourteen carrots.
- 44:44Speaker 4: I'm a fourteen carrots, I'm fourteen carries.
- 44:50Speaker 2: Here is Elton John and Dua Lipa. That was a
- 44:52Speaker 2: great song.
- 44:53Speaker 12: Yeah, farting on the captains.
- 45:03Speaker 2: I bet you weren't expecting Destiny's child to be on
- 45:05Speaker 2: this list.
- 45:06Speaker 3: Now.
- 45:06Speaker 5: They said they farted in independent women.
- 45:18Speaker 2: I will that any other way now. I bet you
- 45:21Speaker 2: didn't expect Beyonce's irreplaceable to have her talk about farting.
- 45:26Speaker 13: In the closet.
- 45:27Speaker 2: Death pasted up if I parted? Please don't touch.
- 45:35Speaker 9: Yeah no, Beyonce, we don't want to touch that. Okay
- 45:39Speaker 9: for distance, We're all right.
- 45:40Speaker 2: What about Alria Grande One Last Time, which is on
- 45:42Speaker 2: my workout, my workout playlist. This is on my workout playlist,
- 45:45Speaker 2: but she talks about.
- 45:45Speaker 4: Party, I should have fun.
- 45:57Speaker 2: I have one more. It's a little bit of a reach,
- 46:00Speaker 2: but it works. Break Free, farted on your body, I
- 46:07Speaker 2: came alive. Okay, what's up?
- 46:16Speaker 15: Yes?
- 46:17Speaker 7: I just want to know what is in your mind
- 46:20Speaker 7: when you hear it this stuff, and you said, oh
- 46:22Speaker 7: my god, he's got on board it. I'm gonna find
- 46:24Speaker 7: twenty five songs.
- 46:25Speaker 2: That's that's exactly. I've been working on it for two days.
- 46:32Speaker 11: I'm freaking love it.
- 46:34Speaker 19: I love it. You are too much.
- 46:37Speaker 2: Thanks today, have a great day. You're the best one.
- 46:39Speaker 11: But bye.
- 46:41Speaker 2: What's up, Rebecca? You're on the air.
- 46:42Speaker 7: I need this full I farted segment like a permanent
- 46:46Speaker 7: post on your social media live there forever, because it
- 46:50Speaker 7: is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in
- 46:52Speaker 7: my life, like permanent spot.
- 46:56Speaker 2: Please sure, sure, you gotta, folks, we have to pin it.
- 47:00Speaker 2: I want to interview any of these artists now. It
- 47:03Speaker 2: would tell them what about when you wrote football farting?
- 47:04Speaker 9: Do you want to address that is a.
- 47:11Speaker 7: New thing that we haven't heard it.
- 47:12Speaker 2: Yeah, carrots, Thanks Rebecca. I have a great day.
- 47:16Speaker 12: Not Betty Blanco's fever gross, but farding karts.
- 47:18Speaker 2: That's fruss if you missed it when you're talking about
- 47:22Speaker 2: farting carrots here it is genius. Good morning, Denise, what's happening.
- 47:35Speaker 10: I just want to thank you for not making me
- 47:37Speaker 10: oh so crazy because I've heard majority of the songs
- 47:41Speaker 10: that you've put on here, I've heard the Farted, and
- 47:44Speaker 10: my husband looks at me like I'm crazy, and I'm like,
- 47:47Speaker 10: you don't hear it? Like I will point out when
- 47:49Speaker 10: it sounds like something else, and he doesn't hear until
- 47:52Speaker 10: I say it, and then he can't unhear it.
- 47:54Speaker 2: So like, what song are you talking about specifically?
- 47:57Speaker 10: Like all of your Arianna Grande ones, I've always planted
- 48:01Speaker 10: those ones, the Beyonce one.
- 48:03Speaker 13: I heard that one too.
- 48:05Speaker 21: There's like a couple of them.
- 48:07Speaker 10: And he just looks at me like, really you you
- 48:09Speaker 10: hear fart everywhere, And I'm like, I guess they need
- 48:12Speaker 10: to pronunciate better.
- 48:13Speaker 2: Yeah, then you pronunciate here? Here is, here's our.
- 48:24Speaker 12: I don't even know what she's really saying that, and
- 48:27Speaker 12: he's's the Beyonce one.
- 48:30Speaker 2: Clou Yes, that sounds so much like she wrote that
- 48:37Speaker 2: if I farted, please don't tell you, And I don't
- 48:40Speaker 2: have a problem.
- 48:41Speaker 11: I'm telling you loud.
- 48:42Speaker 10: It sounds like she's pronunciating very clearly for us to
- 48:45Speaker 10: hear that, very much so.
- 48:47Speaker 21: And then I do this in.
- 48:48Speaker 10: Real life too, like he'll look at me and say
- 48:51Speaker 10: something and then I'm like, did you say this?
- 48:53Speaker 13: And he's like, how the hell did you hear that?
- 48:55Speaker 11: And I'm like, I don't know.
- 48:56Speaker 10: My brain is just I think me and John Jay's
- 48:58Speaker 10: brain work the same because I hear something and then
- 49:00Speaker 10: I'm like, is this what you said? And it's something
- 49:02Speaker 10: like completely different.
- 49:03Speaker 2: You and I both pronounciate different things. Have a great day, Denise,
- 49:09Speaker 2: Thank you for listening, Rich.
- 49:16Speaker 15: Thanks for holding Hey yeah, no, pub thank you.
- 49:19Speaker 19: I got a I got a question for you guys.
- 49:23Speaker 19: So I got this neighbor moved into like a year ago.
- 49:26Speaker 19: I work from home. She goes into an office and
- 49:29Speaker 19: you know, when she we got talking or whatever, you know,
- 49:32Speaker 19: the neighborhood thing. And recently, about six months ago, she
- 49:36Speaker 19: asked me like, hey, I'm starting to get Amazon packages.
- 49:39Speaker 19: I'm not at home, like I know you're at home.
- 49:41Speaker 19: Would you mind grabbing them and been bringing them inside
- 49:43Speaker 19: and I'll come pick them up later. And at first
- 49:45Speaker 19: I was like, yeah, no problem, that sounds good. And
- 49:48Speaker 19: when it first started, it was like maybe one or
- 49:50Speaker 19: two packages a week, but now it seems like it's
- 49:53Speaker 19: like every other day and I don't know what she's ordering,
- 49:56Speaker 19: but these are massive Amazon boxes that I have to
- 49:59Speaker 19: keep picking up been dragging it in and now I
- 50:01Speaker 19: feel like I work for Amazon because these things are massive,
- 50:04Speaker 19: and I don't know how to tell her, like, hey,
- 50:07Speaker 19: I don't want to do this anymore. I don't know
- 50:08Speaker 19: how to tell her to chill out, Like I don't
- 50:10Speaker 19: want to sound like a bad neighbor cause any issues
- 50:13Speaker 19: between us, but like this is I feel like I'm
- 50:15Speaker 19: being taken advantage of at this point.
- 50:17Speaker 9: Yeah, you kind of are a little bit, I think,
- 50:19Speaker 9: cause your neighbor like an old, fragile lady.
- 50:23Speaker 19: No, not at all, Like she's she's middle a. I
- 50:25Speaker 19: mean she's like forty. I don't really know how old
- 50:27Speaker 19: she is. I want to assume that she's like closer
- 50:29Speaker 19: to forty than she is anything else. But they know
- 50:32Speaker 19: she goes for runs. She seems fit enough, like nothing
- 50:34Speaker 19: that would prevent her from being able to carry her out.
- 50:37Speaker 2: Okay, so you're carrying you're carrying the packages into her
- 50:39Speaker 2: house or you take them into your house until she
- 50:42Speaker 2: gets home.
- 50:42Speaker 19: I take them into my house because she didn't give
- 50:44Speaker 19: me a like I don't have a key to her house.
- 50:46Speaker 19: I don't want to keep her out. Like that's not much.
- 50:48Speaker 2: Okay, but they're not being are they being delivered to
- 50:50Speaker 2: your house.
- 50:51Speaker 19: No, I have to go to her place, pick up
- 50:54Speaker 19: a packages, bring them into my place, and then she
- 50:56Speaker 19: comes over later to grab them.
- 50:58Speaker 2: And they Yeah, that's terrible.
- 50:59Speaker 19: Helping her move them into her place.
- 51:01Speaker 2: Does she want does she want a little piece of cow?
- 51:03Speaker 2: Is that what she's hoping for a little maybe a
- 51:05Speaker 2: little cow zone?
- 51:06Speaker 19: UK the weirdest way to flirt with me?
- 51:10Speaker 2: If that probably she's probably like he just doesn't get it,
- 51:14Speaker 2: especially if she's what you should look.
- 51:16Speaker 9: I've been ordering so many packages, all.
- 51:18Speaker 2: This lingerie and he not wants is asking if I
- 51:21Speaker 2: want to try it on.
- 51:23Speaker 19: I mean, if that's the case, maybe I should ask
- 51:27Speaker 19: her out.
- 51:28Speaker 2: Then Yeah, are you single?
- 51:30Speaker 19: I am?
- 51:31Speaker 2: And she's single hand now and she's single.
- 51:36Speaker 13: You know.
- 51:37Speaker 19: The thing is that I don't know. That's That's another
- 51:40Speaker 19: issue I have too, where it's like I'm not very
- 51:42Speaker 19: close to my neighbors in that way, like I I
- 51:44Speaker 19: don't know. I like being friendly with my neighbor, but
- 51:46Speaker 19: I only being overly friends with my neighbor.
- 51:49Speaker 9: It's perfect you ask her out, and if she is
- 51:52Speaker 9: with someone, she will not want you to get her
- 51:54Speaker 9: packages anymore. I feel like she'll know it's sending the
- 51:57Speaker 9: wrong signal. Yeah, if she is single, then you get
- 51:59Speaker 9: it eight and then maybe fall in love and then
- 52:02Speaker 9: you move in together and then at least you're getting
- 52:03Speaker 9: the packages from your own house.
- 52:04Speaker 3: Right, there're your packages now too.
- 52:06Speaker 2: You do asn't suggest too, dude, It is just don't
- 52:08Speaker 2: pick them up for a while and see what happens.
- 52:10Speaker 2: And then she's gonna like if if if they're there
- 52:13Speaker 2: for a day, like she's home, right, she's just she's
- 52:15Speaker 2: or she's at work or wherever, and the packages get delivered,
- 52:17Speaker 2: she wants you to take them to your house. So Jess,
- 52:19Speaker 2: don't do it for a day or two. And as
- 52:21Speaker 2: the packages build up, maybe one will get stolen and
- 52:23Speaker 2: you could be like, I'm so sorry, I was busy.
- 52:25Speaker 2: I didn't have time to get the packages in. Or
- 52:27Speaker 2: is she gonna come up to go remember actually being
- 52:28Speaker 2: these packages in? Are you not going to do that?
- 52:30Speaker 2: For like I can see her getting the hint once
- 52:33Speaker 2: you didn't do it, you know what I mean?
- 52:36Speaker 19: Yeah, that's actually a good point too. I just I
- 52:37Speaker 19: don't know, I don't want to sound like a bad
- 52:39Speaker 19: neighbor come across like mean or anything. That's kind of
- 52:41Speaker 19: the issue I have.
- 52:43Speaker 3: I kind of like the piece of cow zone rub.
- 52:46Speaker 19: You.
- 52:47Speaker 2: Oh you think she wants you think? Do you think
- 52:48Speaker 2: it's romantic?
- 52:50Speaker 5: It couldn't be.
- 52:51Speaker 3: What a great love story.
- 52:52Speaker 2: She's like talking to her friend. I don't get it.
- 52:55Speaker 2: He comes over all the time and I gotta go
- 52:57Speaker 2: oorder you.
- 52:57Speaker 12: I didn't know what else told her on Amazon? I've
- 52:59Speaker 12: ordered everything.
- 53:00Speaker 2: What if she wear when she comes over to get
- 53:01Speaker 2: their packages? If she wear a nice little.
- 53:07Speaker 19: I don't know. All my friends tell me I'm oblivious,
- 53:09Speaker 19: So she could She could be wearing low cup tops
- 53:12Speaker 19: and I probably wouldn't even notice to be on it.
- 53:13Speaker 19: I'm oblivious to when girls hit on me, like most
- 53:17Speaker 19: guys are. So she is hitting on me or wearing
- 53:19Speaker 19: anything that would suggest anything, it is completely going over
- 53:21Speaker 19: my head. I'm just getting annoyed with the package. Now,
- 53:24Speaker 19: you guys make me think I need to look at
- 53:26Speaker 19: this whole situation different.
- 53:31Speaker 2: All right, Well it's a good problem to have, bro.
- 53:34Speaker 19: Thank you all right?
- 53:35Speaker 2: Bye bye?
- 53:36Speaker 5: Oh that sounds that shine and.
- 53:42Speaker 2: Love your FREDA. Good morning, Good morning. What's happening you're
- 53:48Speaker 2: on the air.
- 53:50Speaker 23: Yeah, So my boyfriend has been like super ucky lately.
- 53:53Speaker 23: It's he's saying that no girl would ever leave him.
- 53:57Speaker 23: So I decided to play a little prank on him.
- 54:02Speaker 23: I called him while I was at work, and I
- 54:04Speaker 23: did this whole dramatic fake break up playing over the phone,
- 54:07Speaker 23: you know, crying saying that I found someone else, and
- 54:11Speaker 23: he completely lost it, like he started begging, said that
- 54:15Speaker 23: he changed, and you know, start doing all these things.
- 54:19Speaker 23: And the problem is he texted our friend group chat
- 54:25Speaker 23: like that we broke up before I had the chance
- 54:28Speaker 23: to tell him.
- 54:29Speaker 2: That it was a joke.
- 54:30Speaker 23: And oh my gosh, I mean, he's gonna be so
- 54:33Speaker 23: pissed once he finds out that like I was pranking him.
- 54:37Speaker 11: He just showed up at.
- 54:38Speaker 23: My job with flowers, looking like a lost puppy.
- 54:41Speaker 11: Like I don't know how.
- 54:42Speaker 2: To Why would you do such a thing? That sounds terrible?
- 54:45Speaker 2: He was so.
- 54:46Speaker 11: Cocky, and I thought, like, if you know fixing, like
- 54:50Speaker 11: I don't know, Like I play a little prank on him,
- 54:53Speaker 11: be funny, but I don't know how to fix this
- 54:55Speaker 11: without looking like the biggest psycho ever. Like his friends
- 54:59Speaker 11: all already hate me.
- 55:02Speaker 2: So in his friend group he posted that you broke
- 55:06Speaker 2: up with him. So it's a whole it's a chat
- 55:07Speaker 2: that you don't have access to, or is it both
- 55:09Speaker 2: your friend groups?
- 55:10Speaker 21: You know, it's like our friend group that we're both in.
- 55:14Speaker 2: So you didn't go I didn't mean it. I didn't
- 55:15Speaker 2: meant it, Or you didn't call him, or when you
- 55:17Speaker 2: saw him last night or whenever you did it three
- 55:19Speaker 2: weeks ago, you have been able to let him in
- 55:20Speaker 2: on it.
- 55:22Speaker 21: I actually don't know how to tell him that it
- 55:26Speaker 21: was all a joke, because now he's being like super
- 55:29Speaker 21: dramatic about it, and and my friends are I mean,
- 55:33Speaker 21: they keep like texting.
- 55:34Speaker 19: What did you do?
- 55:36Speaker 1: There was a way to call him and tell him
- 55:41Speaker 1: joke was played on him?
- 55:42Speaker 2: Did you like us to do that? Watch don't want
- 55:48Speaker 2: to get but slam let me call him. I can't
- 55:50Speaker 2: believe you did right away.
- 55:52Speaker 3: I know I would have. I would have text. I
- 55:54Speaker 3: would have had to call him separately and be like,
- 55:56Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm so sorry. I was completely joking.
- 55:58Speaker 3: But also that's a mean joke.
- 56:00Speaker 2: Do you know what sounds like to me? Marina?
- 56:01Speaker 12: It sounds like you broke up with your boyfriend because
- 56:03Speaker 12: you broke up with them, told them you found somebody else,
- 56:06Speaker 12: and haven't called him to tell them that wasn't true.
- 56:08Speaker 2: You broke up with your guy? Have you slept with
- 56:10Speaker 2: somebody else?
- 56:12Speaker 7: No?
- 56:12Speaker 21: No, there is nobody else's too.
- 56:15Speaker 9: I feel like the problem is is this joke is
- 56:17Speaker 9: definitely backfiring on you in a big, huge way. Even
- 56:21Speaker 9: if you go tell him it was a joke, He's
- 56:23Speaker 9: gonna be like, why would you mess with my feelings
- 56:25Speaker 9: like that?
- 56:26Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 56:26Speaker 12: Would you take him back? Would you take somebody back
- 56:28Speaker 12: who messed with your heart like that?
- 56:30Speaker 3: If you're telling me that you found someone else like
- 56:34Speaker 3: that is not cool. That's where I feel.
- 56:37Speaker 12: And would you even believe him? I was just kidding,
- 56:39Speaker 12: You were just kidding.
- 56:39Speaker 5: Do you want I'm just really bad at practical jokes.
- 56:42Speaker 2: Do you want us to call him and let him
- 56:44Speaker 2: let him in on the joke real quick before something happens.
- 56:47Speaker 23: Oh my gosh, please okay, hold on.
- 56:49Speaker 2: A second, hold on, hold on me get this. We'll
- 56:50Speaker 2: get his number. Whod one second? And John Jay beautiful
- 57:06Speaker 2: and John Jay? Okay, Marina, we got his number. Okay,
- 57:12Speaker 2: all right, So we're gonna call Lucas right now. We're
- 57:13Speaker 2: gonna call Lucas.
- 57:14Speaker 8: Right now and let him know that you didn't really
- 57:16Speaker 8: mean to break up, but there was just a joke.
- 57:19Speaker 2: So here we go, right, I forgot to hold on.
- 57:22Speaker 2: We'll call j Rich, Hey, Lucas, Yeah, hey John, Jay
- 57:31Speaker 2: and Rich. Yeah you're on the radio. Can we put
- 57:33Speaker 2: you on the radio real quick? Okay, so listen. We
- 57:38Speaker 2: want to let you in on a little practical joke
- 57:40Speaker 2: that's going on that you're a part of. Okay, interesting, okay, interesting. Yes,
- 57:45Speaker 2: So your girlfriend Marina, the one that broke up with you, Yeah,
- 57:51Speaker 2: what if we told you that was her way of
- 57:53Speaker 2: playing a practical joke on you. She didn't really want
- 57:56Speaker 2: to break up with you. She never did break up
- 57:58Speaker 2: with you. It was a joke. Is she sweating over
- 58:01Speaker 2: there or what? Yeah? I think so. She was pretty
- 58:03Speaker 2: panicky because it was in the group chat. Yeah, she
- 58:08Speaker 2: believed it. She believed that you believed it. I mean
- 58:11Speaker 2: I believe that she was full crap. I mean I
- 58:18Speaker 2: didn't think it was real.
- 58:19Speaker 12: Oh, but she didn't tell you it was a joke
- 58:21Speaker 12: at and you've just been hanging out waiting for her
- 58:23Speaker 12: to come come back to you, to come clean.
- 58:25Speaker 8: Hey.
- 58:27Speaker 2: She said, yeah, she said you were cocky that you
- 58:29Speaker 2: said no girl would ever break up.
- 58:31Speaker 3: But you need a little bit, but.
- 58:32Speaker 2: In reality, you knew she was never going to break
- 58:34Speaker 2: up with you. Me cocky? That doesn't sound right. Well
- 58:38Speaker 2: guess what Okay, hold on, Marina is on the line, Maria,
- 58:43Speaker 2: did you hear that?
- 58:44Speaker 11: So you knew?
- 58:45Speaker 23: You knew the whole time I was joking and you
- 58:47Speaker 23: just made me feel bad about it.
- 58:49Speaker 16: I mean, I think you made you feel bad about it.
- 58:54Speaker 2: He's good, He's good.
- 58:56Speaker 3: I don't know, actually a little scared man.
- 59:01Speaker 2: We should try this all of us in our marriages,
- 59:05Speaker 2: be really funny. I was just eating burrinos this whole time.
- 59:10Speaker 16: You didn't one to worry about it.
- 59:12Speaker 15: Okay, this is what I meant that he's cocky.
- 59:15Speaker 21: I had to play the joke. I had to.
- 59:17Speaker 2: Yeah, but it sounds like you reverse reverse who knowed you?
- 59:20Speaker 8: There?
- 59:20Speaker 5: It didn't work either way.
- 59:23Speaker 2: That's cute, are you guys? You guys are still together? Then? Right?
- 59:27Speaker 21: You have to make it up to me after today.
- 59:31Speaker 2: All right, you guys were good. A practical joke, you guys,
- 59:37Speaker 2: Thank you so much. What an odd relation? All right,
- 59:40Speaker 2: all right, very thanks for listening to you guys. Thanks
- 59:45Speaker 2: for going on the air with us. Have a happy relationship.
- 59:53Speaker 2: There's a list of cartoons they say defined the two thousands. Okay,
- 59:58Speaker 2: so Peyton, you were probably watching How old are you
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: in the two thousands?
- 1:00:01Speaker 8: I was.
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: I mean I was born in ninety eight, so I
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: would have been two.
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: Okay, So then you might be the perfect person to
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: see if these are cartoons that defined it says if
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: you grew up in the two thousands or raised kids
- 1:00:12Speaker 2: during that time, you probably watch a lot of cartoons.
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: Mental floss dot com put together list of the animated
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: shows that defined that time. Number ten, The Wild Thornberries.
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: I yes, yeah, love the Wild thorn Berries.
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: Number nine. I remember watching this with my kids. Look
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: at know you're very attentive because it's you're probably huge
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: fan of this stuff. The Fairly Odd.
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: Parents, Oh my gosh, yes, Green Goose.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: My kids is what there was? What was the one
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: where walk? What was that one? Do you know one?
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: I'll hit me later. Maybe it was Odd Parents? Teen Titans, Oh.
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: My gosh, Teen Titans Go Beast Boy Out. We all
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: had a crush on him.
- 1:00:51Speaker 9: My kids love that show, so it's still very popular.
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: What about what's new? Scooby Doo? You like Scooby Doo,
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: Courage the Cowardly Dog.
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: Come on Yes, scary, super Scary Cartoon Network.
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: Of course, Phineas and ferb.
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: Who comes Days of Summer Vacation.
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: That's number five on the list. I love the cartoons
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: that defined the two thousands. Number four list is Ed
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: Eddie and Ed, Ed and Eddie. Number three can possible, Yes,
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: call me beat me literally. My text notification is hitting
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: write at home. The number two cartoon that defined the
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: two thousands, the Powerpuff Girls.
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: Yeah, Blossom Bubbles. What's the other one?
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: The number one cartoon that defined the two thousands, Spongebomb. Spongebomb,
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: you nailed it? Yeah, I know my kids watched all that.
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: There was a couple of people that I grew up
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: with that weren't allowed to watch SpongeBob, and I was like,
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: you are missing out on life.
- 1:01:48Speaker 5: Like truly, I feel that.
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: Fairly our parents were. It was like, uh like the
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: uncle was with dress as a woman, and then there
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: was and then there was like a the graphics were terrible.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: It's like purple. There's like waha wa wow.
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: No, like really odd parents was Timmy Turner and he
- 1:02:04Speaker 3: had Cosmo and Wanda as his fairly odd parents because
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: his parents were not existing kind of. And then there
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: was Vicky was a babysitter, Icky Vicky. Okay, do you know?
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: Okay, but can you tell you know what you're talking about?
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: But I don't know what the name?
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: My god, my kids watch it all the time. It
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: was so weird.
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: I think that's Cartoon Network. Like I liked Chowder on
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: their too, Chowder.
- 1:02:22Speaker 22: It's Chowder Showderwer was good.
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: Was there?
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: You remember how there was somebody who talked weird? It was Chowder.
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: That's it, Okay. I used to watch Chowder all the time. Anyway,
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: it's John Jane Rich.
- 1:02:37Speaker 5: Sometimes.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: Hello, Nikky, what's happening? What's up, Nicky? We are playing
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: a game? You got some ad cheering tickets. I hope
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: you're an ed cheering fan.
- 1:02:51Speaker 23: I love him.
- 1:02:52Speaker 13: Last time I saw him was in Vegas and it
- 1:02:54Speaker 13: was awesome.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: I don't think i've ever seen it sharing in concert? Really,
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: have you heard? Yeah? The Music Festival was that. I heard.
- 1:03:02Speaker 12: Yeah, he's doing this loop thing, which was really cool.
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: I don't think I was there. I might have left left.
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: I love it.
- 1:03:11Speaker 13: I was just saying, he does this thing on stage.
- 1:03:13Speaker 13: It's so weird, like he puts his own beat like
- 1:03:17Speaker 13: beat box on and so like he pushes a button
- 1:03:20Speaker 13: and then this like sounder goes off, and then he
- 1:03:22Speaker 13: moved to another machine or like strums on his guitar,
- 1:03:25Speaker 13: does something funky, and then a new beat starts, and
- 1:03:28Speaker 13: then the other starts and it just like keeps going
- 1:03:31Speaker 13: around in a circle. Then he like does this whole
- 1:03:33Speaker 13: song with all these different sounds that he's creating on
- 1:03:36Speaker 13: his own. But it's just like him on stage alone
- 1:03:40Speaker 13: doing all this different beats of music.
- 1:03:43Speaker 19: It's bizarre, but it's.
- 1:03:44Speaker 5: Like wildly cool, Like he's awesome.
- 1:03:46Speaker 13: You should you should definitely see the show. It's gonna
- 1:03:49Speaker 13: be awesome.
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: And it wasn't a diheart.
- 1:03:50Speaker 12: I think I saw him open up for Taylor Swift
- 1:03:51Speaker 12: on her tour and that was it.
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: I saw him last year.
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: The thing she's talking about he does on Benny Blancos podcast.
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: Have you seen that? That's pretty cool. I get what
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: you're talking about.
- 1:04:04Speaker 3: And a lot of artists are doing that too. I
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: know Billy ei Lish did it too. So everyone's kind
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: of taking what you me.
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: What sounds different? What do you got going on?
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: Just a little stuffed up I was outside of the allergens.
- 1:04:18Speaker 21: Yes, sound weird now what I'm hearing.
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: I don't so you've taped your nose shut.
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: I mean it's pretty plugged. Yeah, take the emergence. Just
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: trying to be quiet today.
- 1:04:36Speaker 28: No, we like when you matter.
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: Just played the game? What's the game? You play? Playing
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: a game called tag this.
- 1:04:43Speaker 22: I've picked your favorite of fun jingles from your favorite companies.
- 1:04:48Speaker 22: You guys, you have to guess how the jingle ends
- 1:04:51Speaker 22: and what company it is.
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna start with John Jay.
- 1:04:55Speaker 8: My first line, it's O S C A R My
- 1:05:01Speaker 8: Oscar my wider has a second name, is so, it's
- 1:05:05Speaker 8: Oscar Myer Wiener.
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: Yeah, Oscar Meyer Wiener.
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: Good jobs.
- 1:05:10Speaker 21: Our first name it's O S A.
- 1:05:14Speaker 22: Good job, John Jay Rich kind grow one.
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: Oh. I don't want to grow up? No, no, no
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: no oh.
- 1:05:24Speaker 12: I know it's a Toys r US kid, but I
- 1:05:27Speaker 12: don't want to grow up. I don't want to get tall,
- 1:05:30Speaker 12: which happens for me. I think he's on the Toys
- 1:05:32Speaker 12: r S kid kind of wine to grow.
- 1:05:34Speaker 5: One, fine.
- 1:05:38Speaker 15: Dress.
- 1:05:38Speaker 13: I really like nothing you saying an advertisement.
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: There's nothing on my end that's called rich. Not hitting
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: the right buttons. You'll hear it now in round one.
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: Good job, Rich Peyton.
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: The the cat brand.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: That's it. That's a good start. The cat brand, is
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: it chance?
- 1:06:08Speaker 3: The kitty cat, the kitty cat.
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: Food, the siren? What did you feed your cat? No,
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: that's mix.
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: He didn't eat mix, Kyle.
- 1:06:30Speaker 9: Sometimes sometimes you don't. Mounds got nuts or almond Joy's
- 1:06:36Speaker 9: got nuts.
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: Mounds don't add a.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: Girl two points?
- 1:06:41Speaker 20: Sometimes you don't.
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: Sounds different than I remember, all right?
- 1:06:50Speaker 22: Uh two boys and John Jay two boys are rich
- 1:06:52Speaker 22: nothing for Peyton. Kyle is to Nikki.
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: Like a good neighbor. It is like a good neighbor.
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: State arm is there all right?
- 1:07:08Speaker 22: On precedented game two points or John j two points
- 1:07:11Speaker 22: rich two points Kyle two points for Nikki.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: Round two starts with John J. Is the way you go.
- 1:07:16Speaker 9: Oh God, every time you see.
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: Kevin the number, I'm visualizing the commercial where I have
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: to hold the piece of paper in my hand and
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: it's like nine nine seven seven yeah, nine seven one
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: nine boom is the way to go. He texted me
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: yesterday he's in Cabo getting stem cells right now and
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: they served him breakfast.
- 1:07:50Speaker 3: That's nice.
- 1:07:52Speaker 22: I know, other than the people who sing that jingle,
- 1:07:54Speaker 22: you've probably read it the most of any person. I
- 1:07:57Speaker 22: can't remember all right, two points for John d round two,
- 1:08:01Speaker 22: giving him a total of four.
- 1:08:02Speaker 26: Rich sham sham shamrock farms.
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: You know what it is, say the right thing?
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: Delicious cottage cheese. Oh it's cottage cheese. Right yeah, sham rack.
- 1:08:28Speaker 26: Shamrock sham.
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: Shottage cheese.
- 1:08:38Speaker 22: Good job, rich. Four points were rich in this game? Peyton,
- 1:08:42Speaker 22: You don't have to be lonely.
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: You don't have to be afraid.
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: Is that Is that the end of the jingle?
- 1:08:52Speaker 5: Or is that the company that's the end of the Okay.
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: You don't have to be lonely?
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: All right, thank you say for Peyton and round one
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: and round two? All right, Kyle and Doug dog do
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: you know what the company is?
- 1:09:22Speaker 3: The insurance company?
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: It is?
- 1:09:24Speaker 9: It's the yellow one, Yellow and Blue insurance company.
- 1:09:29Speaker 22: Okay, yeah, Liberty Mutuals that we're looking for one point
- 1:09:32Speaker 22: for Kyle and that that and that round there, Nikki,
- 1:09:36Speaker 22: if you can get this, you're gonna go see it.
- 1:09:38Speaker 12: Cheering bomba, muppy be back back baby back baba, mupy
- 1:09:42Speaker 12: be back back baby back baba.
- 1:09:43Speaker 13: Mupy baby ba baby back baby back ribs from Chili's right,
- 1:09:49Speaker 13: you know, yeah, I mean that's close.
- 1:09:51Speaker 12: Chilia back back bay, back up.
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: Baby.
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: She got the baby.
- 1:10:03Speaker 5: Back baby, back ribs.
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: Baby. Good job, thank you, all right, good job, all right, Nikki.
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: She wins, she wins. You win. You get to go
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: see head sharing.
- 1:10:21Speaker 11: Nice.
- 1:10:21Speaker 23: Thank you guys, off of.
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: You got it. Hold on the line. Congratulations,