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Attack of the Peen 🍆 - Heavy Rain - Part 5 · Replay Reviews

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Are you ready for the out of context summary?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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So, in this episode, we narrowly avoid getting drugged by Colin mockery.
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Jaden's peepee takes one for the team.
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And apparently Shelby likes his eggs lukewarm and undercooked.
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Oh gosh.
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Thank you for coming back from our replay reviews.
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My name is Leah.
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And my name is Cathy.
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We are two friends who are here to replay, review, and analyze your favorite video games.
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And since Cathy has never seen the games before, it helps me view them through her fresh eyes,
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almost like I'm discovering them again for the first time.
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We hope it will be a similar experience for you.
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Anything that you want to mention before we dive into scene one?
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I get the egg reference now.
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I would hope so.
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I'm excited to get to that scene.
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But we got to start at the beginning.
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Are you ready for a scene one?
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All right.
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So, Ethan arrives at the fourth trial at Brad's apartment.
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He does not get a warm welcome, as you might expect, considering he was sent there to kill
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him.
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And Brad knows something's up.
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He knows.
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And so he starts shooting Ethan with a shotgun, well, trying to, until he runs out of ammo,
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at which point he begs with Ethan, showing him a picture of his two little girls.
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As soon as he opens the door, I'm like, he looks like a clown.
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And cute, clown themes, and everything's flashback to part one.
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But he kind of does.
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You have to admit that when he first opens the door, very, I think, colorful outfit and
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everything.
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Was he not wearing underwear?
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Was that, was he just wearing boxers?
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No, I think he was like wearing like a red robe and like a t-shirt and different color
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pants.
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I don't know.
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But he looks like a clown.
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Either way.
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Yes.
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There are no clowns named Brad.
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There could be.
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Anyways, he is very, very aggressive.
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And the thing is that he seems like he knows this day is going to come.
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I don't know what he's done, but he knows that someone's after him and he's overly
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prepared with the gun and everything, picture in hand.
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Right.
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Okay, wait, pause.
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Okay.
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Those kids are not real, right?
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I was thinking that maybe their decorations or something, because if it was really his
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two kids, he would have a photo with him in it with the two kids and say that, look at
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us, we're a happy family.
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It could be just random stock photo of two girls.
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I'm so glad you agree with me because I fully expected you to fight me and be like, there's
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bunk beds in this room, but I don't think they're real.
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I don't know why.
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I just don't think they're real.
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Why is there no other photos of him?
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And if you really loved his kids, why doesn't he have more photos of him and his kids?
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And he seems to have that shotgun out way too easily, which makes me worried because
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his kids could have access to it and accidentally hurt themselves or worse.
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Agreed.
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So yeah, I don't think Brad has kids and I think he knows his day's coming.
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What's your reaction to my decision to shoot this man square in the head?
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Because all Ethan had to do was to send a photo of Brad dying, he could have really
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told Brad what the situation is and had Brad fake his death.
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He didn't have to kill him.
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That would be a crazy turn of events.
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They join forces and try to find the killer.
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But do you want me to tell you why I shot him?
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Go ahead.
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So you could see me hesitate in my decision on whether or not to kill this guy.
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And then I remembered not five seconds ago he was trying to shoot Ethan with a shotgun.
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So there's strike one.
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Strike two, we know Ethan has to do these trials or risk his son dying.
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And like we've talked about, this poor kid's skin has to be sliding off of his body by
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now.
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He's been in that water so long.
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There's just not enough time to risk it.
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Like you said, he was prepared for this.
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If it wasn't Ethan, it was going to be someone else.
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At least Ethan has a reason.
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We're gonna take a step back real quick.
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His skin sliding off of him.
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That is so descriptive that painted a photo in my mind, one that I did not need to see
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or imagine.
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Cause my notes were just saying that, Oh, he's probably dying from hypothermia.
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And you're like, at this point, his skin's probably sliding off of his bones.
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That is what I said.
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You said what you said.
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That's what I envisioned is the first step in dying in a puddle of water.
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Yeah.
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So Ethan throws up next to a dead Brad.
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And I'm like, Ethan, if you're going to throw up and leave all your DNA and just walk out,
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even if you do find your kid, he's probably going to live with his mom or probably with
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CPS and being orphaned.
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If you end up in jail because they're going to trace it back to you being the murder.
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I think in last episode, didn't he say he was going to turn himself in?
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He just wanted to find Sean first.
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Before it was just like small things like reckless driving and endangering the public
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and everything.
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But now it's like murder.
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Gosh, he's going to, he's lucky if he doesn't get the needle.
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Ethan only gets two letters for completing this trial.
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That is wildly unbalanced.
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It is inappropriate and it is uncalled for to get that few letters.
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I don't know why inappropriate hit me so funny.
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It is inappropriate to get so few letters after murdering someone.
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Ollygaw was an H and an O.
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So inappropriate.
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All right.
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In scene two, Madison continues her amateur investigation.
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She is somewhere.
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Some guy on her phone told her to go here.
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We don't know who this guy is.
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His name is Sam, but she's at the homeowner of the building where Ethan cut his finger
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off or a portion of his finger off at.
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And this guy is a creep, but he also kind of looks like Colin Mochrie.
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Do you know who that is?
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No.
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Whose line is it anyway?
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Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The tall dude.
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No, the short one.
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Google Colin Mochrie.
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Tell me he's not the same person.
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Oh, they probably modeled it after him.
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They look so similar.
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On one hand, he's like so reluctant to let Madison into his house with the moment she
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steps foot.
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He's like, here, have a drink and giving her this creepy eyes and the my darling.
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Sounds like darling.
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He's absolutely related to Eddie Gloskin in some way.
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And I only get more convinced as the scene goes on.
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But yeah, as you said, he tries to drug Madison, but she successfully evades that.
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And then he also tries to pay her to play with his pee pee, I guess.
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He asked her how much does she cost?
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She said no.
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She questions him a bit under the guise of a drug addict since this guy sells pills.
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And he soon leaves to go get her prescription.
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And Madison now snoops around and finds some shady stuff, including I think it's a business
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card for somewhere called the Blue Lagoon.
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And the name Paco is written on the back.
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That's pretty much all of interest, I think.
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And Dr. Formaldehyde finds her snooping around, knocks her out.
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And then she soon wakes up in a basement, tied to a medical table, which is just about
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the worst situation that you could wake up to, except that it gets worse when she sees
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the dead guy slumped in the corner.
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And then the doctor says, say hello to Matthew.
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So unnecessary, first of all.
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But also, why is he so jolly about it?
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Say hello to Matthew.
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And he's like, oh, I miss doing surgery.
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And that's why he has all those surgical gowns.
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Yeah, like what kind of surgery are we talking about here, sir?
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Right?
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Poor Matthew.
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That's all I can say.
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But at least he wasn't tied to a table and-
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Not anymore.
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He's tied in multiple pieces.
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At least he's still in one piece, from what we can tell.
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So he's preparing his surgical instruments, which consists of a drill.
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So I don't know what kind of surgeon he was when he was a doctor.
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I feel like we know why he lost his job.
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I wouldn't be surprised.
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Prior to the doorbell ringing, he's the type of doctor who's going to be whistling as he
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murders his victims.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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So she's tied up on the table, and I feel like we needed to take a step back.
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She's tied up on the table, screaming.
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He's ignoring it, just readying his drill.
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And then he's about to drill into her somewhere, but the doorbell rings and he goes up to answer
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it.
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It's a door-to-door Bible salesman.
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The Lord provided a way.
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Perfect timing.
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This gives Madison opportunity to wriggle free, and they fight it out when he gets back
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down there.
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I was pretty bummed that I missed the QTE for the ball kick.
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I'm sorry.
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We all wanted it.
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We all needed to see his balls being kicked.
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It's true.
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There would be a potential of four manhood attacks in this episode.
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This is number one, so keep track, everybody.
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I missed it though.
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Well, I think it's smart that she plays dead because it definitely catches him off guard.
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But at the same time, his booty grab is so unnecessary.
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It's not even a grab.
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So for some reason, a grab would be less disgusting than whatever he does.
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He caresses.
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He's trying to hug it.
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Yeah.
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It's a no.
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It's a big no.
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Big no.
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It's disturbing.
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Deeply so.
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And unnecessary.
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At least he gets punished for it.
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She was just pretending.
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She's not actually dead or unconscious, and she drills him through the heart.
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Can't say he didn't deserve it.
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You go, girl.
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Oh, don't.
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Don't.
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Do we need to do a so long for Dr. Formaldehyde, Colin Mochery?
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We already know he's a so long mother******.
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He is, without a doubt.
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No doubt about it.
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A so long mother******.
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I don't even think we need to discuss why.
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There is not a single redeeming quality other than his resemblance to Colin Mochery.
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Seriously, do we also need to do a so long for Brad?
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That's a good question.
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I feel like we sort of covered it, but let's make it official.
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So long, mother******.
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Goodbye, Brad.
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Is that record two deaths within the first 15 minutes of a gameplay?
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It may be.
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Have we witnessed any deaths?
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Until now.
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Not firsthand, just the kid that died.
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That is momentous.
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Two deaths already.
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In under 15 minutes.
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Moving right along, Norman arrives at Mad Jack's scrapyard, I guess, to question him about
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the suspected car of the killer.
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So as he pulls up to the shop, his thoughts reveal that he's going through some trypta
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withdrawals.
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He says...
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I'm sick, got the sweats, hands are shaking.
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Hope this works out alright.
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I wouldn't want to have that thought in my head as I'm walking to question a potential
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maybe murderer or at least someone who deals in some pretty shady stuff with murderers.
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You either go in strong or you don't.
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You don't hesitate and roll the dice and hope for the best.
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The only thing is time is running out for Sean.
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He probably doesn't have a choice.
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It doesn't go great.
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It could have gone worse, though.
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So after an unhelpful welcome from Mad Jack, Jaden uses RE to investigate the shop.
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Many things we find are blood, A positive, including a trail that goes to the acid bath,
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which really does not sound good.
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And I don't understand why Norman does not have more of a reaction to this.
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It matches the blood type of the victim, which is mentioned in part 1 at an hour 17.
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Why did he not say something like, oh, someone might have been tossed in the acid bath?
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And why isn't he looking for the acid bath to see if there's any more DNA evidence nearby?
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He just glosses right over it.
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Oh, there's a blood trail leading to the acid bath.
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It matches the blood type of the victim.
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Ignore!
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But there's more to look at.
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These 10 shoe prints must be a visitor, Norman says.
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And then the same brand tire tracks that Norman is looking for.
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Traces of blue paint and orchid pollen.
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Size 13 shoes that he says must be Mad Jack's.
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So what are you thinking so far about this evidence he's collected?
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We have a bunch of small pieces, but we don't know how they all connect and lead to something.
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Yeah.
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I think we have a lot of evidence to show that the car was here and that Mad Jack did
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paint it.
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But I just want to know what happened in that acid bath.
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Okay.
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So, we're now at 22 minutes and 37 seconds.
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Did Mad Jack just teleport behind Jaden?
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Because last we saw, he was outside in the crane in front of him.
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And as Jaden walks out of the shop, he's behind him with a gun to his head.
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How did he get there?
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Did I miss a door in the back?
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But also, considering how powerful Ari is, it is kind of useless for telling Jaden that
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someone has a gun pointed behind him or is ready to attack him.
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Yeah, I agree.
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It seems like Ari should have some, with all that we've seen that it's been able to do,
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potentially creating vodka out of thin air.
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It seems like there would be a way to sense there's a body approaching you.
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Organic mass closing in.
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Or there's a threat behind you.
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Right.
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Gun detected.
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Anyway, he puts a gun on Norman and confesses for some reason that he flipped the car.
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It sounds like he's planning to kill Jaden, but he falls into Jaden's Rolly Board trap.
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This triggers a fist fight.
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Does he punch Norman in the pee pee?
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I need to show you.
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I can't tell.
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Well, I couldn't either.
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But I had to know.
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Please go look, everybody.
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Go look at our video.
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It's at 2311.
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He's getting punched in the pee, though, is he not?
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Yeah.
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You don't punch someone there unless you're aiming for there.
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Well, here's the thing, too.
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It breaks guys rules.
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I don't know.
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We need some male listeners out there.
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Please let us know.
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Is there a written bro code that you're not supposed to punch another dude in the balls?
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I mean, I feel like yeah.
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I think we are going to put this screenshot on Instagram.
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It's very incriminating.
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He 100% gets punched right in the manhood and this is number two attack on manhood in
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this episode.
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It doesn't stop there.
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He targets the peen again, Kathy, at 2320.
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Okay, keep watching and I'll pause it.
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Oh, definitely.
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This guy does not want Jaden to reproduce.
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Just call him the nutcracker.
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He's using this big old metal rod to try to crush him.
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That sounds so bad.
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It's exactly what's happening though.
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There's no other way to say it.
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We mean literally not figuratively.
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I'm being 100% serious.
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He does.
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And this is number three attack number three.
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He does nothing but target this man's peen.
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He has a thing for pee-pees obviously.
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What did Jaden's pee-pee ever do to him?
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What is going on?
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Offend him.
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Angry men aim for the peen.
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Eddie Gleskin approves.
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As the fight continues, Jaden is able to come out on top and now he has Jack at gunpoint.
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He demands to tell him who the owner of the car is to which Jack responds, go f*** yourself
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in the ass.
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Jaden has to get a little crazy.
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I don't know how much it fits his personality, but he eventually scares Jack into talking
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and he reveals that the owner asked him to disguise the car and tell Paco at the Blue
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Lagoon when it was ready.
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So we've heard Paco in the Blue Lagoon already with Madison and Colin Mochrie, Doctor.
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Do you think the size 10 footprints could be Paco's?
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Might be, but it also might be a random one.
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We haven't ruled it out that it's just another innocent customer picking their car up thinking
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this is a legitimate business.
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Little did they know their peen was in danger as soon as they crossed the threshold.
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That's who ended up in the acid bath.
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Jaden starts to read Jack his rights when he is attacked by a very poorly timed case
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of the Shakes.
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He takes the trypto, there was no choice there, and is able to recover.
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I guess I could have just ignored the prompts to take it, but I figured there's nothing
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worse than passing out in front of this guy.
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Nothing.
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You'd end up in the acid bath.
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Yeah.
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Minus a peen.
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Okay so now we're back to Scott and Lauren.
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They make a couple discoveries.
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They're at his apartment office and they're discussing who the killer may be.
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Scott suspects Kramer may be involved and even thinks that one of his goons could have
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killed Manfred.
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Lauren then takes a shower because apparently every video game needs to have showers.
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Scott makes her some eggs.
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There's a surprising amount of content to discuss surrounding the eggs.
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Let's start at the fridge.
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Who just has loose eggs in their fridge?
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Not to mention an unwrapped hamburger just sitting on the rack.
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And the fact that it's not even about loose eggs.
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It's that he probably only bought two or three of them because he doesn't even have a carton
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of eggs.
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There's not twelve eggs there.
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There's only two eggs there.
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Just loose eggs.
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And he uses both eggs.
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Yeah.
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Right?
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Yeah.
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There's nothing holding them.
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He can open the fridge door and they can just fall out.
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Second, these eggs are huge, are they not?
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They're probably ostrich eggs.
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Oh god.
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They're enormous.
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Third, no milk in the eggs, no butter, no seasoning of any kind.
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Lastly, I guess I did not cook them long enough because Lauren's reaction is just passive
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aggressive gold.
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I don't really like raw eggs.
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Maybe I should have told you.
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One would think that Shelby likes to eat raw eggs or loves toying with the possibility of
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getting food poisoning in San Manila.
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Uh yeah, these eggs look like Ethan's vomit, if we're gonna be honest.
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Oh, let's go to the crib.
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Lauren quickly abandons the eggs when she has an idea to cross reference the list of
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typewriter customers from Manfred with a list that Scott has of subscribers to an origami
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magazine.
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Also, why is her robe so open?
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I cannot understand.
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Why isn't she tightening it and we discussed it as we were watching this game.
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And I get that maybe she's more comfortable just because of the nature of her work, but
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also, Shelby looks so uncomfortable when not even look at her in the eye.
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He does seem really uncomfortable.
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I get that her clothes are wet, but there is a way to close that a little bit more.
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And she stays in it the whole night.
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This search takes them a long time, but they do eventually find a name.
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John Shepherd.
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But it turns out that he's been dead since he was 10 years old.
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They go to the graveyard to find his grave though, and as you suspected, there was an
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origami figure on the gravestone.
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I know it!
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When he died he was only 10 years old, yet he has a subscription going on.
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So how does that make sense?
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Yeah, something's definitely going on.
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We'll talk more about it.
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Yeah, for sure.
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We do get some information from the groundskeeper who says that he knew the boy and says it
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was 77 October, I think, and we cut to 77 as two boys who have a sucky father play in
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a nearby construction site until John gets stuck in a pipe?
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Causeway?
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Something with rushing water, and the brother is unable to find help and John drowns.
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The groundskeeper then reveals that the brother was adopted, and Noren thinks that he could
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be the killer.
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Do you agree with her?
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I think so.
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I also, at this point, I had a theory.
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So what if that young man was Ethan, and John was his brother, and he died, and he named
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his first son Jason.
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Jane names, maybe in a way to pay his respects to his brother that he could never save.
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And then Jason's death probably brought up some trauma of remembering his brother.
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Or what if it's totally based off of imagination that there was no Jason, and Jason was just
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John and that Ethan's been hallucinating a whole bunch of stuff.
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So similar to the coma theory.
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Yes.
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So this is all assuming that that young boy, John's brother, is Ethan.
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So then are you thinking Ethan's the killer?
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I can see why, but I'm not convinced at this point.
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And didn't we hear that Ethan has issues with drowning, like he keeps seeing someone drown
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or something?
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And I think maybe that's related, again, assuming that Ethan is John's brother, it would make
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sense for him to always see Nightmare because he couldn't help his brother.
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Certainly some connections.
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Lauren and Scott are leaving the cemetery when they spot Charles Kramer, Gordy's father,
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placing flowers on John's grave.
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What's up with that?
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New theory is that maybe Charles Kramer is the father of both John and that boy, which
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means that that boy is Gordy.
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And the theory is that he just feels bad.
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He's just visiting his son, still remembers him.
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But I have another theory, which is that Charles Kramer is the owner of that construction company
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and that construction site.
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And it feels bad that a child died on his site, and that's why he's just paying his
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respect.
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Yeah, I like them both.
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I feel like, though, if he was the father, that's a big swing from drunk trailer trash,
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not to be offensive, but to this person, businessman, business tycoon.
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That's all my theories at this point.
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All right, move on to scene five.
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We got anything else for me?
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Nope.
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This is gonna, we're gonna have a lot to discuss here.
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I feel like we're about to go derail because-
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Oh, we are.
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... of all the stuff.
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Madison, we're back to Madison.
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She's at the Blue Lagoon to find Paco.
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He is in the VIP section, and she soon learns that she'll have to get his horny attention
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to be able to talk to him.
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And she notices the type that he's into, and so she decides that she needs to go to the
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bathroom to achieve a kind of dumb sexy, as she puts it.
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So we put more makeup on.
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We unbuttoned a button, standard stuff, tousle the hair.
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But then we rip the skirt.
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Skirts don't tear like that.
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Stop.
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With a straight edge.
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And then there'd be threads dangling.
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It would be better to fold it over.
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I was just about to say, why don't you just pull up her skirt over and just tuck her shirt
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in?
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Right.
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And then we put our eyes so hard in the scene and covering our faces.
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The fact that I looked at you and we both have the same reaction.
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It's just cringy.
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It's cringy.
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But she succeeds in getting his attention.
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And the split screen of her dancing and then his face.
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It's disgusting.
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The tongue falling off.
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So gross.
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She gets invited over to the VIP section to talk to him, and rather easily convinces him
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to go somewhere private.
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And that was her first mistake.
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And I guess her plan is to hold him at gunpoint and question him.
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But it does not go as she has planned.
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I imagine that's because she was thrown off upon entering the room and sitting in the
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coffee table that spells out hard.
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But also the entire room is CBRPrint themed.
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He's wearing a CBRPrint blazer with no shirt underneath and he goes like, oh, I'm hot
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under my collar.
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And I'm like, what collar?
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And he has no shirt underneath that.
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His light is also a CBRPrint cover.
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And his fishes in the aquarium, I don't know what kind of fishes they are, but they look
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like they have CBRPrints on them.
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So considering the man looks like a beaver, he has a full on beaver.
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Ironic that he has so many CBRPstuff.
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I don't even know what to say about the soundtrack that he turns on.
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Oh my gosh.
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So unnecessary.
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It made me uncomfortable.
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More than uncomfortable, the face I was making the entire time is just, you're laughing at
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it.
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Because I knew it kept getting worse and I was just watching your expression change as
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the scene went on.
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I'm just, I'm speechless and I'm experiencing so much female cringe on behalf of the female
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population.
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Anyway.
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She's now the one being held at gunpoint, but she's able to get out of a forced strip
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tease by distracting him with her butt while simultaneously grabbing the zebra lamp on the
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hard table and clacking him over the head with it.
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Okay, at this point, the game may as well have credited Madison's butt as its own character.
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It's integral to the story at this point.
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So many closeups.
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So anyway, that happened and now she's got him duct taped to a chair and now she has
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him at gunpoint.
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And this is the fourth attack on the manhoods.
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She grabs his balls aggressively.
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There's no other way to put it.
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And it's in the ball of ice that she gets him to admit that the Marvel Street apartment
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was sold to John Shepherd.
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During this, a guard comes to the door to figure out what's going on in there.
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And so she fakes some noises and he lingers just a little bit too long.
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With a smile on his face.
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Yep.
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A creepy smile, I should add.
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Then Paco's face.
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Paco's face when she's doing it.
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He looks like one of the fish.
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Even the fish are uncomfortable with this whole situation.
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I'm just cringing a lot.
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Oh yeah, as we discussed, you were like, at least she put her clothes back on.
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And I had to point out, she still left that extra button unbuttoned.
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What's that about, Madison?
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Put those away.
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I do have to question the game designers and stuff.
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Like they must have had to sit around in a room and just discuss like, yeah, let's make
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this guy wear a zebra print blazer.
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And then like, yeah, let's make her strip.
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And yeah, let's choose this kind of soundtrack music and let's make them fish just like that.
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Okay, first of all, I do find some of it funny.
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Like Paco's disgusting.
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It's hilarious.
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The hard table, hilarious.
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Okay.
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It's funny.
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But I do feel like they, and I understand needing to have like a sex appeal in a game,
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a movie, a TV show.
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That's fine.
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Whatever.
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But I feel like they try to justify it by making her, oh, I'm going to use it to get
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what I want.
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And it kind of goes back to the Sharer scene is that we don't even talk.
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I think you know how I feel about that.
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It wouldn't be as much of a problem for me if she'd up to this point, if her character
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wasn't so useless.
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I think that's what's bothering me.
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I think you really nailed it on the head is that she's not working with Ethan.
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She's on her own doing this when Ethan pretty much told her to butt out of it.
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No pun intended.
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They try to make her like a hero and justify it by all her actions and everything when
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it kind of doesn't justify it.
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No.
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Okay.
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So new theory at this point, the zebra guy Paco talk about, talk about the name and he
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name drops John Shepherd.
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Maybe John Shepherd's alive, but he somehow got himself out of the situation, but he's
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mad that his brother left him to die and to drown.
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And that's the new method he's going to do to be killing boys around his age and
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their age.
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So maybe John is alive.
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Alright, so just as Madison is leaving the Blue Lagoon, Norman arrives and he's also
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looking for Paco.
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He makes his way to Paco's office and as he is walking towards it, we see another POV
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of someone else arriving at Paco's office.
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From context it sounds like it could be John Shepherd.
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And then Paco tells him about his ordeal with Madison and says that whatever he's been
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doing at the apartment is starting to draw attention.
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And then the visitor shoots Paco.
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Not too long after that, Jaden arrives at the office and the killer jumps him and they
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break the fish tank.
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The fish have been through it today.
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The first have to witness the uncomfortable striptease ball torture that occurred, then
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a murder, and now they're dead.
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So this has not been a good day for the fish.
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And everything the fish has witnessed before today, that day, these poor fishes, they've
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done nothing wrong, yet they're dying.
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The killer does manage to stun Jaden long enough to get away.
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The window to save Sean is getting more and more narrow and we continue to see Norman's
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impatience grow.
31:52
He grabs a guard by the throat to get him to reveal that the killer was named John and
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that Paco was familiar with him.
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What do you think of Jaden getting aggressive like this?
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I'm not surprised.
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I think his aggressiveness might be a result of trypto or just getting his balls beaten
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today.
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I'm just saying maybe he's just mad about being punched in the wing twice.
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But it's interesting.
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It could be a side effect because up until now he's been pretty level-headed and he's
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been pretty good at getting under Blake's collar just with his words.
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But he does return to Paco's office to investigate.
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And the main things we find are Madison's prints, which reveal that she is a journalist.
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And that explains a lot.
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I'm guessing you have a reaction to that.
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That makes sense why she's so curious and everything.
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But didn't she say that she was like a magazine worker or something?
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She told Ethan she's a furniture photographer.
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Oh, that's what it was.
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So she's lying to him.
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I don't know if you think there's any significance to that.
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That's why she's helping him.
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That's why she's staying at the same hotel because she's been snooping around because
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she's probably trying to break some big story about this entire origami killer.
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We also see for the first time where our characters cross paths where as Jayden's walking in,
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Madison's walking out.
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And that's the first time we actually see that kind of connect in the same area.
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Same place, same time.
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Yeah.
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Do you think the fact that they're getting closer together on the same timelines is an
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indication that they're all getting close to the killer?
33:34
I think so.
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I think it just means that time's running out.
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And again, Ari fails to warn Jayden about the attack.
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You would think the FBI does a better job training their agents with hand in hand combat.
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Yeah, or at least look behind a door when you open it.
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Yeah, seriously.
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Jayden also finds Orchid pheromones, a 45 caliber bullet, and then a coat pocket that Jayden
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tore off of the killer's coat.
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And inside it are two gas station receipts from the same station.
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Well, the Orchid pheromones, we know that in this room, it can only be three different
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people who are wearing it.
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Either Madison, Jayden, or Paco, or the killer, four people actually.
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And it seems to be following him everywhere.
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So if we think about it, Paco probably was the one wearing it and then he went to the
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garage and that's where the pheromones stayed.
34:30
Or it's the killer who was both at the garage and at this place killing Paco.
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And that's why the Orchid pheromones are staying.
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Whatever that's John's dad and he just regrets not being there for his son.
34:44
Or maybe he's decided to take up John's name as a way to pay his respect as he starts seeking
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vengeance and killing everyone who either looks at him or when the mood strikes that
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he wants to kill a child.
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All you gotta do is look at him and he's gonna kill you.
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Lay it on me, how'd I do?
35:06
QTE, so as a reminder, part one, 95.95 so we'll give you it too as like a 96%.
35:15
Part two, 89.7.
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Part three, 89.6.
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Part four, it dipped down to 84.21.
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Horrible trend.
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Part five today, drum roll.
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I feel like I redeemed myself.
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44.4.
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Yes!
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It is your second highest percentage.
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Glad to see that the trend is broken although there's only one more option, one more gameplay
35:39
part left to really get that average up.
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