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Why Did David Lee Roth Spend $30,000 After Stopping For A Hot Dog? · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_02: Hi, this is Herm Rehbert from The Scorpions.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're watching CMS TV.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_03: All right, I know I'm bitching and moaning a lot about this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's move forward.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: All right, let's get into some new tunage.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_03: All right, let's do some new tunes.
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  SPEAKER_03: So let's start with,
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to be honest,
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_03: I have not heard this one yet, so we're going to all have this one together.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_03: Brand new solo music from Kai Hansen of Halloween.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_03: I guess he has a solo record coming out,
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  SPEAKER_03: has a new song,
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_03: it's called Wait and See,
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_03: and since they said to wait and see,
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  SPEAKER_03: I figured I would wait and see until we could listen to it together, so.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_03: I've not heard this, but let's see what we got.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_00: Here it is.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_00: What is this, Arizona?
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_00: Is he in Arizona?
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_03: I guess.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's what this looks like to me.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_03: Looks like the same hotel the Rolling Stones were at.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_03: This is a message to Mayor Applebaum and anybody else that does mixing and mastering.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_03: Stop with that effect!
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: That was kind of funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: A fan came up to Don and was talking about the albums, the stocking albums, and of course...
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_00: Shadow Life came up.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: And, you know, I kind of chimed in there.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: I said, yeah, well, we don't even count that as a docket album.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: And Don was just like,
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_00: yeah, he said, they put that fucking effect on my voice on that puppet on a string.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: He says, goddamn that Kelly Gray, that fucking asshole.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: He said, I absolutely hate that album.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: He said, there's two songs on that album I like and the rest of it is garbage.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_00: That's so funny.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_00: That's the interview that you got hung up on.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_03: It is.
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  SPEAKER_03: He hung up on me because I asked him what he thought of it or where it stood in the rankings.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_03: And he literally said, I got to find that tape.
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  SPEAKER_03: If that tape still exists, I will have that next time we have Don on the show.
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  SPEAKER_03: Just because I want to play that for him.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because I asked him, I said, where does this stand in the docking catalog?
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  SPEAKER_03: And without hesitation, he said, I think it's the best thing we've ever done.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, really?
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_03: And he's like, well, what do you think?
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, are you asking me what I think?
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_03: And he's like, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: What do you think?
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  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, this album is terrible.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_03: And I told him straight up, I said, you sound bad.
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  SPEAKER_03: Lynch sounds bad.
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  SPEAKER_03: This doesn't sound like docking at all.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's terrible.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he was just like, click.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: He talked about that effect.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: I said, yeah, Chris and I refer to that as the funky effect.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And we're right.
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  SPEAKER_03: I hate when anyone uses it.
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  SPEAKER_03: And more and more people that don't need,
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_03: like we played that plush song last,
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  SPEAKER_03: was it last week or two weeks ago or whatever it was?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and they put that effect on her voice.
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  SPEAKER_03: How do you put that effect on that voice?
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  SPEAKER_03: What possible reason could you have as a producer to hear such a clean,
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  SPEAKER_03: perfect, pitched voice and say, you know what this needs?
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_03: This needs to sound like it was sung through a megaphone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we need some distortion on that voice.
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  SPEAKER_03: We need to make this way worse than it is.
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  SPEAKER_03: What the fuck?
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_03: More of Kai Hansen.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wait and see.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, I'm done with this song.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're doing the whole song in that fucking effect.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's terrible.
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  SPEAKER_00: Done.
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  SPEAKER_00: Out.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know who Kai Hansen is looking like these days?
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  SPEAKER_00: Who?
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  SPEAKER_00: He's looking like Michael Madsen near the end of his life.
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  SPEAKER_00: He does.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's got the cowboy hat on and looking kind of raggy.
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  SPEAKER_03: He sort of reminds me of the dude from Accept, the current guy, Tornillo.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tornillo, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he looks like him a little bit, too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just kind of ratty looking.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sure doesn't seem
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  SPEAKER_00: like him, though.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
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  SPEAKER_00: But he does look like Michael Madsen.
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  SPEAKER_03: He does.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, he definitely does.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_03: All right, enough of that one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's go to this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: I like the fact that his logo looks like the Halloween logo with his name Hanson.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, you can't get too far away from the brand now, can you?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: Got to make it recognizable.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, let's move forward.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_03: Fear Factory.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I know you're not a huge fan of Fear Factory, but...
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the industrial metal.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: They have a new song out.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the only reason I'm bringing it to this show... Who's in Fear Factory?
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  SPEAKER_03: That is your question.
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  SPEAKER_03: It is...
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  SPEAKER_03: I have no idea who's playing drums.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_03: I think Tony Campos from Static X is playing bass.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_03: Dino Cazares is the guitar player still.
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  SPEAKER_03: And new singer Milo Silvestro.
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  SPEAKER_03: So this is Milo's.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is Milo's debut.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now, he has toured for a little while with them, and he's a Burton Bell ripoff.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, he really is.
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  SPEAKER_03: He sounds just like Burton.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, isn't that the goal?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Get the original guy, get somebody who sounds like him.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_00: Get the next best guy.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: So this is their first video.
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  SPEAKER_03: I have watched this several times.
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  SPEAKER_03: The video stinks.
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  SPEAKER_03: The video is just.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_03: You want to complain about AI?
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_03: I'll let you on this one.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh, this is not good.
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  SPEAKER_03: But this is called Roboticist.
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  SPEAKER_03: So let's check it out.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is a brand new Fear Factory.
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  SPEAKER_03: Maybe, if it ever decides to load.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_03: Come on.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_03: There we go.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_03: This looks like Eric's show.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_02: Connect the neural scanner.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're ready to begin the transfer.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_02: Today, flesh becomes machine.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's Mike Heller, isn't it?
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  SPEAKER_03: The guy with the beard?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: The mind moves on!
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  SPEAKER_02: Sounds like every Fear Factory song I've ever heard.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_00: Well, they're like ACDC of the industrial metal.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'll play a little more.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know exactly what you're getting.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, would you know this is any different as a casual fan,
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  SPEAKER_03: as any different from the Burton stuff?
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  SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't either.
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  SPEAKER_03: It all sounds kind of the same.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_03: This day is pretty heavy for a bunch of old fucks.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_03: Dino's got to be pushing 60.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_00: This is one of those bands that I have to take in small doses.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: I love them.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_00: I know you do.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know I love them.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's all the dose I'm going to give you that.
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  SPEAKER_03: You got the gist.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sounds like Fear Factory.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_03: For anybody that was curious if it was going to sound like Fear Factory, yes.
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• 10:33
  SPEAKER_02: now here's one, this next one that we'll go with here.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't hate it, but I don't love it.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I know...
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  SPEAKER_03: Jim Jackal,
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_03: who I expected to just be like jizzing all over himself, said, yeah, not feeling it.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_03: This is new Saxon.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_03: Saxon is back with an album and a song called God of Thunder.
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  SPEAKER_03: And we'll play some of that.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's check in on that one.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_02: Through the mists of the Northern Bell where the mountains kiss the sky.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_02: Ride the guards with eyes of flame and storm fire in their cry.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: Closing crowd and ground with steel, against where eagles soar.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_02: The sky shall break, the hills shall reel, as thunder shakes the moor.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_02: They rise with power, they fall with steel.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_02: I'm
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_03: not gonna lie,
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  SPEAKER_03: I like this guy,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know, I,
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  SPEAKER_03: I, I, At first, when I first heard it, I was like, man, that's awful slow for them.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_03: Are they slowing down?
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_03: But I like it.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_03: I like the way that they're using the riff to just power plod through it.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, that's the word I was going to use.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_00: It's plodding along a little too slow for me.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, I like it.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_03: I don't hate it.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_03: Is it the best?
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_03: But again, another band.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_03: These guys should be retired.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, Biff Biford's got to be 90.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking Brian Tatler, how old is he?
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_03: He's got to be 80 himself, doesn't he?
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_03: He's the original guy from Diamond Head.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_03: That's back in the fucking mid-70s, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_00: Well, Saxon came up in the late 70s.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_03: Late 70s, yeah.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_03: These guys are all ancient.
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  SPEAKER_03: Retire.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_03: All right, I'll play a little more of this and then we'll move on.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_02: Storms untamed like vital hymns of old.
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  SPEAKER_02: Lightning strikes on midnight air.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_02: Their stories left untold.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_02: Hammers crash, the world evade.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_02: A thousand years and still they blaze.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_02: Celtic gods, the ancient ways.
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  SPEAKER_02: Forgotten now in modern days.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_02: Your mortal soul.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_02: Take the kneel, Gods of Thunder.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_02: Ride the wind, like war-born flame, Gods of Thunder.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_02: Crack the heavens, spread the sky, Gods of
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  SPEAKER_02: Thunder.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_03: they got one guy in the band that's like 25 years younger than all the other guys,
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_03: and every time they hit him with the camera, it really stands out.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_03: It's almost like the roadie is playing bass or whatever.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_00: Well, Biff Biford is 75.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, he looks every bit of 136.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_00: And Saxon was established in 1976.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_00: 50 years ago.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_00: 50 years ago.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, Gods of Thunder is the new one.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_03: I think it'll be okay.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_00: That's not terrible.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_00: It's just slow.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's just slow.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't hate it, but I'd still like to see him retire.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_03: I just would.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_00: So when Biff comes around on the old interview circuit and you're offered,
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_00: I hope you ask him, don't you think it's time for you to retire?
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to ask him.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_00: Don't think I'm not going to ask these guys.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_00: You know I will.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_00: Well, let's find out what the thought behind not retiring is.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_03: I will ask it that way, too.
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  SPEAKER_03: I will literally say to them,
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_03: I know you're not even thinking about retiring or whatever, but would you?
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you think there should be a cutoff
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_00: where fans have to retire?
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_00: If not, what keeps you going?
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to hear my passion and love for the game.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_03: Because that's the bullshit answer that he's going to give me.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_03: I still love doing it.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_03: I want a real, and I'll frame it the same way I did like the Journey question to Ross Valor.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_03: I'd be like, don't give me a bullshit answer.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_03: Give me a real answer.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_03: Why do you still do it?
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't matter that you're good, you're old.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_03: Isn't this a young man's game?
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_03: I know when you were a young man,
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  SPEAKER_03: you were telling other bands to get the fuck out of the way because it was
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  SPEAKER_03: a young man's game.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_03: So why aren't you getting it?
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to ask them.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_03: I'm definitely going to ask them that.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_03: Let's get another one here.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_03: It's a band I do not get.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_03: I've never got.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_03: They've been better.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_03: In this second career of theirs, I hated them when they were popular.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely hated them.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_03: That band is Europe.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_03: I like them better now than I hated the Final Countdown so bad.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_03: Hated that song.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_03: Hated that.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_03: What was the ballad?
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_03: Carrie.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_03: They sucked.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_03: I hated them that first.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_03: And the Final Countdown, I think, is just a terrible, terrible song.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_03: Do you like that song?
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's made them a bunch of
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_00: money, though.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's not the question I asked.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not a fan.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_03: Mbop made a whole lot of money, too.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_03: That didn't make it a good song.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't say it was a good song, but it has made a shit ton of money.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_03: And it's everywhere.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, I was watching,
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_03: and I know you know nothing about wrestling,
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_03: but one of the most famous wrestlers is this guy,
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_03: Bryan Danielson, or he was Daniel Bryan in WWE.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: He's one of the most famous guys,
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  SPEAKER_03: and they bought the rights to use the Final Countdown because when he was on
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_03: the indie scene,
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  SPEAKER_03: he used to use that as his intro music,
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_03: and AEW spent,
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_03: for one of their pay-per-views, a million two to license it for one fucking day.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_03: Holy shit.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_03: A million two.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_03: Can you imagine?
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I get it.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_03: That song is iconic.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_03: Goddamn, a million two.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_03: That's a lot of money for a fucking terrible song.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I have not even listened to this song because, again, it's Europe.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_03: But let's see what they're doing here.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know what it's called.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_03: It is called...
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_00: It's Return to Final Countdown.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_03: It's called Scandinavian Eyes.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see what this is about.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_03: Joey Tempest obviously goes to Mitch Molloy's dentist.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_03: His teeth are as white as these backdrops here.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_03: Woo.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_00: It's kind of a disjointed song already.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's kind of weird, but I like the riff.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_03: Sounds like Deep Purple when they were good.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_03: That's going to make Jim nuts.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_03: This might be a dumb, dumb question.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_03: But if you're paying the money to put yourself in a studio setting like this,
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_03: why would you show all this bullshit with the cameras moving around and stuff?
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_03: Why wouldn't you just show the band performing in front of this scenery?
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_00: Well, because it's showing the fans how it's done.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_00: It's giving you a sneak peek behind the scenes as to how a music video is made.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_03: John Darlis is that Nickelback.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_03: Nickelback's new song rocks way harder than this.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_03: That song, whatever it's called, Rattle the Cage?
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_03: Bucket song kicks ass.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: Tim James would probably love me for saying that.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here's a little more of Scandinavian Eyes from Europe.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_02: Those wheels hit the ground There's always a moment
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_03: I've heard enough, how about you?
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's not going there for me.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't like it either.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_03: Too many tempo changes or something in it.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a disjointed sounding song.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it sounds like they had a lot of ideas and they just kind of wedged them all in here.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_03: All right, well, whatever.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_03: And then let's see.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_03: I got one last one, I think.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_03: You may not even give a shit about this one.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_03: This is just one.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_03: I love this band and I have not listened to this song, so I don't know if it's good or bad.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_03: It's by the band Silvertomb.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_03: Which is a couple of guys from Type O and some guys I think from Agnostic Front,
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_03: which are two bands that I love.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_03: This is very self-serving for me if you don't like it.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_03: There's a bag of dicks for you if you're hungry.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_03: So here we go.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: This is Silvertomb with whatever this song is called.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_02: And
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_03: you feel that you're waiting for death to arrive.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, I'm done with that.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_03: I don't like what I'm hearing
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_00: so far.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_00: How about pulling up the new Airborne track that was released today?
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they released the whole album.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_03: Um...
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_03: I actually was in a conversation with the publicist
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_03: and he doesn't know why there's no interviews.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_03: The whole album is out and they're not doing any interviews.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_03: Airborne.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_00: What are they promoting as far as like a new single or anything?
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_00: Anything in particular?
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_03: We're going to find out.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_03: One day ago, Kid in the Candy Song.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_03: This is a good song.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_03: This whole album's good, really.
• 24:30
  All
• 24:41
  right.
• 24:42
  Oh, yeah.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_02: I got a number
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_02: on the bathroom walls and the name was Candy Rose.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_02: I took some courage just to make that car roll the doors, you never know.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_02: I got a chicken cab and sick and started me as I was climbing her gates.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_02: She was looking down from the balcony, hanging down all over the place.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_02: She said, hey, sugar, have you been here before?
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_02: It's time to come around.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_02: Here's the best I can hear the candy store.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good palate cleanser.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_03: That's fucking great.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_00: Best song of this grouping.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, that's a great song, man.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's a really good album if you like them.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, it's ACDC.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's Airborne.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's what they do.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_03: They sound like ACDC.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_03: This song could fit perfectly on Flick of the Switch.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_03: It'd be perfect.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_03: Let's play more of this just because it's good.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_02: And the movement lives at the body of a moving star.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_02: Takes the hell out of hand, said, do you understand?
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's a grind in your new guitar.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_02: I said, hey, sugar, been there before.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_02: But next time I come, I'll use the back door.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_02: Get in the candy store.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_03: I find it funny that they have miniature guys running all over the mixing board.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's kind of funny.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_03: Just shot video in the studio and just like, all right, we'll just use all this, whatever.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_00: And I like to see Rattlehead making an appearance on their video.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_00: Nice.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_03: A little more of this.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_02: Sweet 69 on the 7th floor.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_03: This is just total ACDC ripoff.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_03: An empty wallet makes an empty heart, there's a penny dropped to the floor.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_02: All the wages are in your dresser drawer, but I always come.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_02: Get in a candy store, everything and just a little more.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_02: Get in a candy store, flat 69 on the second floor.
• 28:44
  Get in a
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: candy store, everything and just a little bit more.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_02: Get in a candy store, sweet 69 on the 774.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_02: The
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_02: CMS Network,
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_02: The CMS Network, The CMS Network.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_03: I would definitely go see this before I'd go see the actual ECDC.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_03: Not even a thought.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that kicks ass.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_03: That was really, good.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_03: Lots of high energy there.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's really, really good.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_03: I like that one a ton.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there we go.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_03: Next thing you know, we'll get a new Boned album.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_03: God, what happened to that band?
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_03: We loved them, too.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they just disappeared.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_03: Just went away.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_03: Kind of one and done.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_03: They just left us.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_03: All right, well, that's your new music block.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_03: All right, let's wrap the show up with some Diamond Dave, man.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_03: Diamond Dave is back, and as I said, was it last week that we debuted this stuff?
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we debuted this last week, yes.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_00: So what's this crazy Jew up to this week?
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_00: Well, now we're talking about chili dogs.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_00: An $80 chili dog?
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's $30,000.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, $30,000.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's an expensive one.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_03: I don't care what anybody says.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_03: I love, love, love this thing that David Lee Roth is doing.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_03: This I would pay money to watch.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_03: Let's get this up here.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_03: Let's get them on the screen.
• 31:12
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• 31:47
  SPEAKER_03: Diamond Dave is back.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, here we go.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_03: So let's get some Diamond Dave talking about chili dogs.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, that's going to sting in the morning if I did it right.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_01: Diamond, Dave right here saying, what's the most expensive thing you ever had to eat?
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_01: Don't go pointing at your third wife now because she used to be a supermodel
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_01: and they don't eat shit.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_01: I used to date them.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_01: In fact, I learned how to eat from a supermodel.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_01: First, you gotta work.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_01: Kids, pay attention.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_01: This is a public service announcement.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_01: First, you gotta work on your eating disorder.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_01: You want your head to be about two sizes bigger than the rest of your body,
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_01: so when they take the picture, yay!
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_01: It all kinda evens up here.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_01: Now, you'll see a lot of models doing what they call the noodle dance.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_01: Back up just so they can see down here a little bit.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: And they kinda dance like this.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_01: That's not a stylistics thing.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's because all the strength is gone in their core.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_01: They got just enough, just enough energy to say, more, more, more.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_01: And it's expensive to go eat with them, but it has nothing to do with what's on the plate.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_01: It has to do with the doorway.
• 33:03
  Ow!
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_00: He just keeps cracking that whip for no
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_03: fucking reason.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_03: Goddammit, these fucking clips are the best.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_03: As bad as he was on stage, this shit is fucking great.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_03: I love this.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's just so funny he's wearing the overalls and, you know.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_03: The big cowboy hat.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_00: Then, of course, got that big toothy grin.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, he's ridiculous.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_03: He is.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_03: But that's what makes this fucking spectacular.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's so ridiculous that you can't stop watching it.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_03: Here's more of, um, the $30,000 chili dog part one.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_01: And that price is going to sting in the morning.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'll be back with your drinks in $182.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_01: I went to places where the supermodels used to have something to eat,
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_01: and I would eat what they ate.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_01: I remember one very fine place in New York City.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_01: They gave me a bucket, a feather, and three potato chips to barf them up.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what's the most expensive thing in Hollywood to eat?
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_01: What'd you ever have, the porterhouse at the Palm?
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's good, and it's well worth going to.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_01: What'd you go to,
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_01: Peter Luger,
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_01: and have the Peter Luger steak sauce,
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_01: because I highly recommend it, and that'll cost you half your mortgage, too.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_01: You can go to Las Vegas to Nobu,
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God,
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_01: my favorite Korean expression,
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_01: it's a toast,
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_01: is sign you and you say sign me,
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_01: especially in Las Vegas,
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_01: but the most expensive thing that you can have in Hollywood.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's not on the map.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: It's not on the menu.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_01: In fact, it's not at Muzo and Frank's Grill.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's at Pink's Hot Dogs.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_01: Colin, put up a picture of Pink's Hot Dogs.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_01: It's on the corner at Melrose and La Brea, and it's been there forever.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_01: I ate Pink's Hot Dogs for four and a half years when Van Halen was playing...
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_01: Places with sawdust on the floor.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_01: A lot of you don't know what I'm talking about.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_01: The sawdust is to soak up the beer, okay?
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_01: But in places we would play, they put sawdust in the ladies' room to soak up the barf, too.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, man!
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_01: But it builds character, and that's who you're looking at.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_01: The character.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_01: They say kids are the future.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck the kids.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_01: I'm your future.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_01: Pay attention.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_01: This is a public service announcement.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_03: These can't get better.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_03: You gotta admit, this shit is fucking great.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_00: It is.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, he is borderline insane.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_03: He is.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_03: Hold on a minute.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know why it does that.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's nuts.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what he's doing.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what happened.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, what do you think?
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think it's just all the years of drinking and partying
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_00: and I just think that's who he is.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_00: I think he's probably always been that way.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're probably right on that.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_03: You think he's a, no wonder nobody wanted to work with him, that type of a thing?
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_00: I think so.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_03: Because he's an absolute kook.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_03: All right, let's get Diamond Dave Part 2 up here.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, this one's in color.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_03: All right, share this tab, put this on the screen, and here we go.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_03: All right, so here we go.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, this is a long one, 10 minutes.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_03: Diamond Dave, $30,000 hot dog, part two.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_03: No sound.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_03: Let's try again.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, pull over!
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_01: I'm hungry again.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh, those words were expensive.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_01: There's seven of us in the car.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_01: This is back in the day, okay?
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: And I've got my Per Disco Japanese Hitachi Shoulder Motor Lap Bomb, right?
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm carrying around.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_01: I'm actually not carrying shit.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_01: That's why the bodyguard is here.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_01: And he carries the stereo.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_01: And this is one of those dual-port cassette spins with the repeat,
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_01: and you've got the separable Try pronouncing that three times after two shots
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_01: of Patron.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_01: And I apologize if I'm a little bit distant or dizzy during this broadcast here.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_01: I had a little difficulty.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_01: It was early when I got up, went into the bathroom.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_01: I thought I was going to have two Advil and a little sip of water.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_01: And I accidentally took two Vicodin and three shots of Patron.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_02: So fuck y'all!
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I feel good.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_01: Don't change the channel because I'm on all the rest of them too.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_00: He fucking cracks me up.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_00: Don't change the channel because I'm on all the rest of them too.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_03: He is the best.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_03: These fucking videos are, I hope he never stops.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_03: I hope he never gets on another stage again, but he shoots one of these every single day.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_03: I will watch this every time he puts one out.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_00: Every time.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_00: What do you think the impetus is?
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_00: Like he tells this camera guy,
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_00: okay, we're going to go out in the backyard here and I'm going to spin another yarn.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I can't even imagine the conversation.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_00: Can you imagine what the
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_03: discussion is prior to doing this?
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_03: I got a feeling that Dave surrounds himself by people that just know he's nuts
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_03: and they don't even question.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_03: He's literally like, I'm going to go tell some stories out in the back.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_03: Where's my whip?
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_03: And they just walk right with him.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's go, Dave.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_03: That's going to be great.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure there's no one in his life that says, dude, that's a terrible idea.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_03: You know, and what does he care?
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_03: He sold all his rights to his music.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_03: He fucking banked.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_03: Four or five hundred million dollars, I'm assuming, for that.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_03: He don't need it.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_03: He don't need anything.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_03: He can go out and have fun.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_03: He's just having fun, I think.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_03: And like you said, he's also fucking batshit crazy.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm digging it.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_01: So where were we?
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you where we were.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_01: We're headed from the Hollywood Athletic Club, which is up on Sunset Boulevard near Gower.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_01: And there's seven of us in the limousine.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_01: We are traveling now to Medford, Oregon.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_01: This is in the glorious, the fourth time we're flavor of the week in the mighty Van Halen.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_01: And who thinks of any kind of preparation?
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_01: The idea of show up the day before.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that might require planning, and that's what's going to make my eyes water.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_01: Planning?
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_01: That smells like homework.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_01: Forget about it.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_01: So there's seven of us in the limousine,
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_01: and we're headed to the LAX airport,
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_01: and we're going to do the rock and roll show in Medford,
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_01: Oregon, later on that evening.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_01: And the words, pull over.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm hungry.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_01: Now, I sound like a supermodel.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_01: Ah.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_01: Great, we're going to stop at the world-famous Pink's Hot Dogs.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_01: I grew up on Pink's Hot Dogs.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_01: Got me through all the Van Halen Club years,
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_01: the sawdust on the floor days, and they're 55 cents apiece.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_01: That's my recollective.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_01: We pull over.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_01: And somebody says, one of the secretaries, Dave, we might be late for the plane.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_01: And I utter the words, so fucking what?
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_01: But I said it in Hebrew, nobody understood me.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_01: We all ordered up chili dogs.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_01: I had one that had mustard and onions and I did not reconnoiter,
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_01: don't expect me to spill that one after two shots of vodka.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_01: That the extra mustard and onions might just cost me that flight to Medford,
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_01: wherever the fuck that is.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_01: And it did.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_01: We got to LAX just in time to watch the airplane take off
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_01: into those wild blue yonder skies of the California Dreamin' Vista.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_01: Ah, shit.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_01: So we drive ourselves into Van Nuys and we rent ourselves a jet,
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_01: which in those days was $30,000.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_01: In today's green, that's a little bit closer to $120,000 all in.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_01: A $30,000 chili dog.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_01: Woo!
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_01: Ow!
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_01: Talk to big daddy.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_01: All seven of us pile into a jet and it's a great one.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_01: It's big enough to walk with your heads up.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_01: You don't have to huddle or any of this shit.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_01: It ain't a helicopter.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_01: And we start driving.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_01: We take off and we get going up towards Medford.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_01: Now keep in mind, this is like how many years ago, okay?
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_01: Rules and restrictions, they're a little bit different.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_01: They're a lot fucking different.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_01: And we get north of Bakersfield and one of the secretaries says to one of
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_01: the pilots, can we do that weightless thing?
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_01: You've all seen that weightless thing where they float around and it's
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_01: a parabolic arc or something like that.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it is, but the plane arcs over like this and give it up right fucking now.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_01: The pilot says, yeah, we can do that in about four minutes.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to be out of radar contact.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody's going to even know we're up here.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_01: We love rock and roll and you guys are the flavor of the week.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_01: Boom.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_01: You got it.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_01: You might want to buckle in, which to us means we ain't buckling shit.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_01: So he enters into the ark and I did not know that somebody had said all of this.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'm the preamble, yo.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_01: So I had did a line of blow.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_01: This is not just cocaine,
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_01: that horse shit, pasty crap from the Netflix series you kids are doing.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_01: That's for pussies, okay?
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_01: We were a team back then.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_01: There's no hiring me and team, but there's you and pussy.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_01: You pussies don't know blow until you saw this.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_01: This did not come from south of the fucking border.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_01: You know I oblo.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_01: This came from a company in the United States.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_01: It has about the size of three of those great big British Guinness beers like a pint
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_01: or some shit.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: And it's surgical pharmaceutical grade.
• 43:41
  SPEAKER_01: Don't ask me to spell grade.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_01: Not now because I'm excited.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, shit.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_01: And I had laid out a line as long as my forearm.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_00: He's killing me with that whip.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_00: He just he just can't.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_00: He doesn't.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_00: He doesn't even take a breath.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_00: No, he's just going.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_03: That's why he's out of breath, because he doesn't take a breath.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_03: He just goes.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_03: He is the fucking Energizer Bunny.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_03: I get a feeling he might have had some of that pharmaceutical cocaine
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_03: before this video was shot.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_03: Probably.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_03: He's going for it.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_03: But I don't care what anybody says.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_03: This is so fucking good.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_03: I love it.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_01: Show that forearm right fucking there.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_01: Gotcha!
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_01: Shit.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_01: And I laid out a line as thick as my thumb all the way down the armrest, just like this, okay?
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_01: And as the plane entered into the gravity arc, I had forgotten about the line, okay?
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_01: Because I was looking at one of the secretaries.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_01: We had a couple of girls with us.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_01: We had the Texans and so forth.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_01: And just as I felt my hat start to lift off my head, so did the line a blow.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_01: But it must have been kind of sticky or something because it stuck together.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_01: No shit.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_01: This is the Lord's Tree.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_01: And the whole line came up off the armrest.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_01: Get this, Rohan.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_01: In slow motion.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_01: And it must have been a little moist because it stuck together.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_01: They're just long enough for all of us to be astonished.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_01: We've never seen shit like that ever in our entire lifetime.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_01: And then it got better.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_01: One of the girlfriends,
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_01: I won't say her name,
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_01: because she's watching this right now,
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'm absolutely sure,
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_01: and her second husband probably has no idea about her personal history.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_01: Floats over,
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_01: no shit,
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_01: like in the space shuttle thing,
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_01: and calmly,
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_01: without even a blink,
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_01: takes that little tube she has around her neck,
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_01: specifically for this purpose, floats over, And does an air toot.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_01: This was met with hysterical glue.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_01: Of course, I was next.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_01: We'd never see fucking air toots.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_01: We got all the way as far as the middle of the fourth air toot when
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_01: the pilot finishes the parabolic arc.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no!
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_01: And the thing explodes.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_01: And now there's dust all over the whole cabin and all over everybody.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_01: And we're trying to hang on because everything is selling.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_01: The ashtrays, everything.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_01: And the music is playing.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_01: It's on repeats.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_01: The same song over and fucking over and over and over again.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm going quick.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_01: Turn off the air conditioning.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_01: Turn off the pressure.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_01: Turn off the air.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, shit.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_01: I can't even crack my whip.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, everybody's hysterical.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_01: And we shut off the air.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_01: And I turned around and looked,
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_01: and there was this fine,
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_01: sparkling powdery dust over the tops of all the chairs,
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_01: and everybody had it in their hair cut too,
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_01: like a Bing Crosby white Christmas fucking thing,
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_01: except I'm Jewish, and I see it sparkling, and it didn't look like diamonds.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_01: It looked like the sidewalks of New York City down around 26th Street.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_01: That sparkle.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_01: And it smelled like pink bubblegum.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_01: Cut to this.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, we're going to do some tricks in the airplane here.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_01: First, we're going to do what's called the 200-yard putt.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_01: You hold the cup,
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_01: I'll take the broom,
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'll hit the ball,
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_01: and by the time that ball goes slow and into your cup,
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_01: we did about two fucking miles at 700 miles an hour.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh!
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_01: Beat that, Tom Brady!
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_01: He's fucking a supermodel, right?
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_01: She ran off with a jujitsu player.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_01: If I was sufficient to put the gas, you know I do, baby.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to arm lock you.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, just kidding, Tom.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_01: I thought she was public.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_01: Ow, okay.
• 47:42
  SPEAKER_01: No more metaphysics or jujitsu before happy hour.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_01: This has been a public service announcement.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_01: Kids, when this is over, you're gonna miss this.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck y'all, I'm the future.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_01: And I just want y'all to realize that I don't give a fuck if you subscribe.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_01: Tell a friend, bring them back next week if you hated it.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_01: Tell an enemy, send them back too.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, by the way,
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_01: the song that was playing over and over and over again,
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_01: In that airplane,
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_01: we must have listened to that son of a bitch 124 times,
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_01: was the theme from Caddyshack.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_01: I'm all right.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_01: Don't nobody worry about me.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_01: See you next week.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_01: Don't make me come chase you.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_01: I'll do an arm bar.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_01: Break your fucking shoulder.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_02: I'm all right.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_02: Nobody worry about me.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_03: He's got me every week.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_03: I will watch this every week.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_00: That's more entertaining than his live shows.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_03: I love it.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_03: That is just hilarious.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_03: That is home run material.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_00: Just that standing there cracking that whip.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's so good.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_03: And the chat is, of course, Jim hates it.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_03: Why wouldn't he?
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_03: I love it.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_03: Jim, if you hate it,
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_03: you're going to hate it more next week because if he does another one next week,
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_03: I will bring it next week.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_03: I will play these on the show every week he does it.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_03: He's just an insane goofball.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_03: He is.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_03: And that's what makes him hilarious.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_03: Now tell me, tell me honestly, you wouldn't go see that for $150?
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, you know, sure, why not?
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_00: Again, I equate that to a Kevin Smith thing.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_00: You know, because I enjoyed the Kevin Smith, you know, listening to him tell his stories.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_03: I would pay for that every time it came through before I will ever go see him again.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_03: Singing, quote unquote singing.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yo, metalheads, you ready to get your brains blown off?
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_02: Blizzard of Oz is now on vinyl, baby.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_02: Randy Rhoads ripping faces off with those insane solos.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_02: Crazy Train blasting through your speakers like a freight train from hell.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_02: This ain't some lame stream.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_02: This is the real deal on wax.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_02: Loud as hell and twice as evil.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_02: Links at the bottom of the screen.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_02: Buy the Blizzard of Oz vinyl and let it take you on a trip.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_03: Shelly rocks.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, Chris.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_03: Bring it every week.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's just so goofy.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_03: He's so goofy.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_03: I love it.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's enough.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_03: What do you think?
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I agree.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_00: I got three songs to get to, so I got those lined up.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_00: So I will take you out of the show with three songs.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_00: Give credit where credit is due.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_00: We're going to end with some Twisted Sister,
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_00: Run For Your Life for Phil Taggs, some XYZ with her buddy Terry Aloose.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_00: When the night comes down for Electric Fence and wrap it all up there
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_00: with Jimmy Legs from Mark Torian and the Bullet Boys.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_00: Jimmy Legs.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_00: Thrill that kills for the Floyd Gondoli.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_00: Nice.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_00: That'll wrap up the show.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_00: Right on.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_00: Well, everybody, enjoy your Labor Day holiday.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_00: Those of you who are here in the States,
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_00: appreciate everybody who's tuned in and, you know, hopefully...
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_00: Lord willing, Chris and I will be back and we'll bring you another show.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_00: Hate it or love it, we love bringing it to you.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_03: Even if you hate it, this is what we're going to do.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to enjoy my Sunday and my Monday and just relax and take it easy.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_00: I hope you guys and gals do the same.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_00: And we'll be back next Saturday and we'll do it all over again.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_00: So until next Saturday, this is Neely along with my very good friend.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_00: Chris Agan.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_00: And we're gone.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_00: Bye, kids.
• 52:33
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