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#407 We Don't EFFILE TOWER A CHICK the same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What Up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast? Thank you so much for tuning in and patiently waiting. I
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  know we're starting a little bit earlier, but we were filming something else,
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  so sorry if we're a little bit short today. But we got shit to
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  do. Man, I got an event to get ready for on Saturday,
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  the High and Hungry Toy Drive. I got to pack up all the stuff
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  tomorrow. I still got to run my business. You know what I'm saying.
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  All that stuff, so I just I'm just thinking ahead. But we
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  still had to give you guys a show. We don't got a lot of
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  time. Joining me is my co host XG. What's going on? What's
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  up? What's up? Dog? Man? He's hot? I don't got
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  a lot of time. Quote dog tell me he's hot? Bro? What
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  do you think about his new song? What is it? The Tortillas are
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  free? Oh, Bros, I want to bone your tea. It's supposed
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  to be like a remix of Labida. I want to bone I tagged him,
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  but it didn't even reap post throw down here didn't even say lo well,
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  they didn't even say can I come in on the George Peress stories and
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  throw it down. I don't know if you appreciated it, because it is
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  like a little vulgar. You know, I want to bone your tea dog,
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  her be her beers being free. Now I gotta do a linya,
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  bro, this was like on the spot, Bro, Jason's gonna want to
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  throw down watch? Do you think it's because I might have I'm might have
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  him pull up on a day with Tommy's here, and I'm gonna just be
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  like, what do you think of his song? But we'll bonus, we'll
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  bone Jason. Still, you don't think what bone Jason? Still? I
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  don't know, bro, what three of us four? Every person? Jason
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  Rouse is still no no Jason the creator of We've had him on the Homie.
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  I'm not boning nobody. You know you've never seen her. I'm not
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  boning nobody. Stee out if you're taken, right, but if you weren't
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  taken, you wouldn't bone anyone. Still, I'm not boning nobody. Stee
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  out because Tommy sang a song. Let Tommy figure that out. He's hot,
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  though, go check it out. I heard he got mentioned on Doctor
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  Green Thumb shout out to the fucking homie Tommy. Oh, he's gonna look
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  for it all day. You know he's in the show up. He's gonna
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  try to take over Georgia's seat on the podcast. Oh you think he's gonna
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  tell you Georgia movie or No, He's like I got mentioned on Doctor Greatham
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  scoot over hey every time Tommy comes in here and have him in next week.
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  But we're getting two leaders, and we're gonna fill up ours with like
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  water and we're gonna pretare we're drinking too. That waited to feel a loone?
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  Bro, he will. I've never seen him drink water. I don't
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  think his body. You remember the Drake and Josh episode where the Drake put
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  up a poll should Tommy be can we can we make Tommy drink two leaders?
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  Do you remember the Drake and Josh episode when Drake stopped drinking eating candy
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  and he started breaking out and the doctor told him, He's like, bro,
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  you're just you're that person that needs to eat. Can you remember that
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  episode? I don't really watch All Mad. Yeah, Josh was all mad
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  because he's the fat guy and he's like, what You're like, you can
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  eat candy and be healthy? How do I think Tommy is Tommy like I
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  know you think it's gonna give him diabetes. I think sugar makes Tommy who
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  Tommy is? Bro You think Tommy is just like a walking kidney stone.
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  Now I think I think Tommy without the sugar, he wouldn't sing, He
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  couldn't do quotes. That's why we I think George figured out the George.
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  I think George figured out how to get him on, like to tune them
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  up, comes in, feeds them, then gives them one and two beers.
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  Then we bring out the candy. This time he had chocolate from Portals
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  for Tommy Portals. Yeah, Tommy got Portals Chalk chocolate chocolate lava cake on
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  Monday before he sang, because it was they had a birthday party on Sunday.
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  You know, we've shown how many slices did het bro at least one
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  third of the cam the cake. No, it was the leftover George like
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  chingas he George told me and Tommy chingkas a low and I grabbed the slice
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  and yeah, David grabbed the regular person's And then Tommy came in and he
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  ate that ship like the Scooby Dode. We told him take something for your
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  family. He's like, for what, Hey, dude, you're right though,
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  I think that's what it is. Bro. His his his wife probably
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  doesn't let him be like that. Yeah, like for sure, like I
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  don't know a for what if he has diabetes and we're just contributing to it
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  and he ends up like he ends up like big cha, big cha.
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  Oh the red thick guy that the redd Have you seen his foot? But
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  I haven't seen his foot, but I saw him thrown up. Oh my
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  god, bro, No, look at the Johnny Mitchell episode, dud.
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  Johnny Mitchell wanted to funk these foods up. Like Johnny Mitchell don't funk around
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  hes. He like he messes with messing with the cartel. But he talks
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  to him like like hitlers. He's been around killers. Like he's just he
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  could tell he's done some time. That's how it is, Like you could
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  tell that he's like, hey, bro, like I'm not gonna fucking put
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  up with your ship. But yeah, bro, you know when when like
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  you know what, Well, by the way, what's up, Bray,
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  welcome back? Yeah, what's up y'all? How y'all doing? Even?
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  Oh, by the way, everybody go check out his podcast. We just
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  gedn't knocked up, and I think we's gonna be out of the park.
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  Yeah, knocked out of the park. That was funny. Put it out
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  next week because I just really put out AI there you go, So yeah,
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  tuning for Have you ever seen so you know what happens when you when
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  when you get diabetes and your foot has to be amputated. Right, it's
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  like a process food. Do you know why that happens? It's relation,
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  right, is because you're not getting no circulation through like your skin ribs foo
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  Like the Gang guy we talked about this like like literally literally like it's like
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  it's like like it keeps growing and it just fucking look it up. Nah,
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  don't look it up close your eyes. It's fucking nasty, bro.
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  But yeah, I got it. So this food, like they were just
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  like, oh man, last time and Danny mullypotkin is they were just like,
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  hey man, we fucking saw that. Uh what is it? You
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  didn't have bandages last time? He's like, what happened to you? Big
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  Jay? And then you know he talks all retarded, you know what I
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  mean? So like it's he just uh like like he tells me they make
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  rad dig take out the fucking the bandages, and then you see they put
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  the camera on the foot and then and then like that ship, you could
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  tell he has like black spots that are just like I'm like bro like and
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  those black spots look like they're already ripping through the skin though it's rotten.
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  Yeah it's rotten. Yeah, it's crazy. And then you got to chop
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  off the leg, right you have to. So what is he waiting for?
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  Because doesn't that get worse? Isn't that like if you don't chop it
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  off, it'll keep going? Yeah, it grows and then it consumes your
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  leg. And then yeah, because my uncle had I remember now you mentioned
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  that I was a little kid, then chopped off my uncle's toe and then
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  later, like five years later, chopped off his foot. So it's like
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  it's like a process. You can't stop it, nah, I think you
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  have to. That's how you stop it by chopping off a part that has
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  not that is not infected, and then you can you start over from there.
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  Can you get it from heroin? I think you can. I trank
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  or like if you if you don't, if you, uh, that's the
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  thing about heroin and people that are doing heroin these days, or quote unquote
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  what they think is heroin, They they'll shoot up and then if they don't,
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  if they if they if they don't hit a vein, they'll hit a
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  muscle and then that muscle will rot. I've seen that. Yeah, yea,
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  yeah, I've seen that. And then that's because they missed That's because
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  they missed a vein. Yeah, so they're injecting into the tissue. Does
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  that still get them high? It still gets them high, but like for
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  your your yeah, that's bad. You want your skin's getna rot, bro,
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  And like then you yeah, it's crazy. You get an absence from
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  doing heroin. See that's how I want to do heroin when I'm old,
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  like eighty and ship like seventy five with the nurse cute little nerves. Gave
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  me some fucking heroin. You might as well just do morphine. No,
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  like medical heroin. I want the real ship. Nah, the ship that
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  people like sell their house for and people you don't give a fuck about your
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  family. You can still become an addict at that age, though for what
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  I might paying. My kids already gonna have my pension, they're already gonna
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  have my money. I'll tell my kids. I'm like, don't let me
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  become an addict. Just want to try it even if I like it,
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  tell me only okay this logic that you have, then my kids are gonna
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  have the pension, like bro, Like if you even had any pension coming
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  to you, like you should already be you should have already been working on
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  it. Like this whole logic of the American dream talking about like it is
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  not what it used to be. Bro, So why did the fucking logic
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  start? I'm gonna have so many kids? I understand what American dream is
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  still alive? Bro? Like you guess all right? Broh different, Yes,
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  it's more difficult, but the American dream is still here. You can
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  there's chicks on only vasue making a lot of money. I'm trying to live
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  the point I'm trying to sound. The point I'm trying to make, bro,
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  is that fucking having a kid is having the most expensive pet. Ever.
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  It's no longer what it used to be. Bro. Before when you
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  would have a kid, what was it for? Oh more more you own
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  the farm, you more workers. You fucking have the family growing in the
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  farm and you keep it moving. How how likely is it that you're gonna
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  give birth to a pet sperm that's gonna make more money than you as shit
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  keeps getting harder in America, or it's gonna become more successful, or it's
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  gonna be able to help you out. Because the ideology before when people would
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  have kids was because oh, he's gonna help out another employee, another mouth,
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  to help out around the farm, bro. But no, what's happening
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  now. It's just a really expensive fucking pet because you gotta fucking take care
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  of it all the way to eighteen and god hoping this motherfucker learns to fucking
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  figure it out. Oh you're see, that's what you don't get you is
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  on You're not supposed to hope he figures out. You have eighteen years to
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  teach this kid a figure. Motherfucker. How'm expensive? It's line life,
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  Your fucking son, he learns from you. My son's not gonna be a
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  loser because he's gonna learn from me. So what are you gonna do?
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  Raise another podcaster? Yeah? Why not? Another comedian? Why Now I'm
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  not saying like that, but whatever he wants to do. But yeah,
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  I'm gonna make sure he doesn't fuck up I'm not leaving him at the adoption
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  center. The other day, my six year old, she always watches me
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  work on the laptop right on photoshop. So one day she was like,
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  hey, I want to do this, So she got on the laptop.
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  I taught her a couple of things and she started doing some photoshop shit.
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  Bro, she thought it was fucking cool. And then she was doing all
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  kinds of you know, how cool did you think it? We were like,
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  bro, like, I'm glad that I was touched by that. Ill
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  tell you, bro, I'm telling you you have kids, I'm gonna push
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  you to do that. But it like you could mold it. Look,
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  I'm not saying that like, oh man, it's like I'm disting people that
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  have kids. What I'm saying is that if you look at it from a
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  financial wise decision, Like if you go to a financial advisor and you're a
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  millennial these days, and you're like, I work forty hours a fucking week,
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  I fucking make over two hundred thousand, I want a fucking house,
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  and I want to have a kid, the fucking financial advisor is gonna be
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  like, go get a fucking visected me, you stupid piece of shit.
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  Having a kid is gonna be the worst thing you can fucking do. If
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  you want to live in the fucking hood and Honeyton Park and fucking live in
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  somebody's back garage for the rest of your life and grant that you're gonna see
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  your kid grow up and you're gonna live check by check in this economy,
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  that's cool if you're happy like that, bro, But financially speaking, and
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  living in California and all this shit, bro, that shit complicates the fuck
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  out of your life. Even though if I still think people that have kids
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  are way happier than people that don't have kids. Have you met it,
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  like, I mean, as much as I'm a bachelor ball, have you
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  met like a fifty let alone, a fifty year old year old chick with
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  no kids. That bitch is horrible her life, so she hates her life.
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  She has five kids, five cats. But a dude with no kids,
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  bro, they rarely exist. I don't know, man, name one
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  with no kids. Y'a gon know a whole city where we can find a
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  game. Dude with no kids, No, they haven't. They just don't
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  take care of them. Big difference. I'm not talking about the straight ones.
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  Oh, Yeah, we can go to West Hollywood and my little brother
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  can show me a lot of places where they look and even they want to
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  adopt, and even they want to adopt because a kid does bring happenings.
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  I know I sound like I sound like Sam Tripper right now, but I
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  really do. I think there's an age and there's a time. Like I
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  know right now, you're like, bro, just grind. I know,
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  And you're so young, especially for a dude. Yeah, like okay for
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  a chick. If you're thirty, I'll be looking at you. I'm like,
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  I'm just saying, Bro, that shit complicates everything. Bro. Like
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  if you live in a place like fucking Wyoming, Bro, by all fucking
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  means, Bro, watch this little motherfucker grow up. I'm just saying,
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  Bro, Maybe for me, my expectation is I want to be able to
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  raise a kid comfortably. I don't want to feel like every day is I
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  put a pinch of chin gu Bro told those peaches das. I try to
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  bet a guy like it doesn't have to be like that all the time.
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  Bro. Can I fucking enjoy the fruits of my labor, not fucking give
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  birth to fruit and then fucking have labor to see you. You know,
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  you know it's weird though, And I do agree with that because I do
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  like to fucking chill and enjoy it. But your dad does not enjoy none
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  of his fruit of his labor. That was always grinded. I mean,
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  you get what I mean? Like that one is always and I've always said
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  it too. I was like, y'all podcasting tomorrow. I was like,
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  wasn't he just in Ireland? You're like, yup. I'm like, bro
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  shout out to the homie. Yeah, Like that's what I mean. Some
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  people tell me, like some people just don't stop on the grind, Like
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  Elon Musk. You know how many kids he almost has. Yeah, he
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  can fucking afford to have like twenty kids if you want to. That guy's
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  fucking rich, ass crazy, crazy rich. What do you think about Elon
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  Musk? You guys like him? I mean, he's cool. You're a
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  fan of him. I like how he told the fucking advertisement companies to go
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  fuck you. He literally said the fuck you Disney to fuck off. That
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  is some building. That's what I mean. When you have I'll tell you
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  right now, dude, the mouse is just like how that fucking little that
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  witch was crafting that fucking apple to poison snow white. That mouse is cooking
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  something up. I guarantee, I guarantee you, bro, that mouse don't
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  like it when you talk shit about it. Yeah that, But like that
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  motherfucker he's like, say, remember those two favors you owed me? I
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  need him like, like, I guarantee you dog. You know, Walt
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  Disney isn't hell. Walt Disney's in hell right now, in a very special
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  place, right next to you, right next to Hitler, right next to
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  Hitler with von Brown, Chitler and his black girlfriend. You know he was
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  married to a black No, what the fuck, bro? I know,
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  I know a lot of world of World War two history, and so what's
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  so bad about Walt Disney that he has to be next to Hitler? And
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  oh he was I don't know. He was a Nazi Nazi sympathizer, a
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  natural Nazi Nazi Nazi sympathizer for sure. I'm almost a Nazi too, But
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  he delrely hang out with Brown and these fools were Nazis can't hang out with
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  could you hang out with the Nazi like a real Nazi that murdered people?
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  And Ashwitz like you know, they murdered people and they pressed a button.
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  It would be very difficult for me to want to hang out with us.
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  Him and hanging out that's pretty fucking crazy. That's what I mean. Sympathizer.
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  We'll call it a sympathizer because I get to be politically correct. Yeah,
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  because he wasn't out there, I guess. I guess there's no picture
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  of Hitler fucking uh Walt Disney saluting anything. May not photos, but I'm
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  sure there are drawings. Yeah, you can buy a T shirt, diet
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  and yeah, do it Disneyland while you're at it. Yeah, but that
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  is a trip. I don't People are saying Walt's still buried at Disney World.
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  He's not, Bro. He's my friend who's in My friend who's been
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  in those tunnels? Bro, and like somebody who and I know a few
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  people that had that where you were like, those tunnels are matt real,
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  but it's like a whole different world in there, but it's just really like
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  it's not what you think it is. They do have a jail down there,
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  though, Yeah, yeah, like there is a full on fucking jail
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  where he's like in the walls are white. They do have fucking pictures of
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  the cartoons, and the cartoons are in jail too. That's so stupid,
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  so like fucking like the like the cartoons are like like, uh, you
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  know, it's it's like it's it's like a little kid fucking thing. You
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  know, you're in time out. It's crazy. That's like some psychological ship.
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  But yeah, you just you just don't fucking funk with the mouse,
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  bro, Like that food is that food's unfatable? You've seen ow south Park
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  episode with the Jonahs brothers Kathleen Kennedy. No it, come on, put
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  a chicken in it and make it fucking gay and lame. Yeah, dude,
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  you've never seen that episode. Yeah, it's it's the metaverse. So
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  south Park plays the metaverse and basically all the characters in south Park become females.
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  You gotta be you know what's crazy, Bro, I haven't seen like
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  I had. I think the last time. The last time I saw south
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  Park was the Pandemic ship. It's in Paramount, Yeah, you gotta it's
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  on Paramount. Yeah, it's exclusive Paramount, but it's on the website.
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  You know what I'm talking about. Send you the Three Eyes will probably sending
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  to me he's like, I heard you guys talking about three fucking three Eyes
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  anytime I need to watch any anything Bro, UFC, soccer games, NFL
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  shout out Bro even even FU you even even ship that we don't fucking we
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  don't watch. Oh yeah, guess what I talked about, Adam playing to
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  La the plug. There it is, send you the porn? Yep,
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  there it is three Eyes with the fucking porno? Did you jerk off to
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  it? Na? Dude, I just can't, dude, I just can't.
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  Do they not show her pussy or what? No? No, no,
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  I'm pretty sure they do. Bro's they don't give a fuck. I
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  just can't just because like slow vibration ship, just because it's like like I
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  kind of not feel bad for him, but I kind of do feel bad
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  for him, because to me, it's like like like when I see it,
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  feel bad for Adam twin. I can watch a threesome. I don't
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  give a fuck about a bitch ginning Eiffel towered that's not I don't care.
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  But to me, the reason I don't care is because I know both of
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  them don't care for her. Do you know what I mean? They don't
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  care. I don't feel that. I don't feel that that that Adam doesn't
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  care for her. Bro, that's his baby, Mama, you care a
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  little bit. That's your the mother of your daughter. Dog. You can
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  get daughter or not even sun but dog. Yeah, you can't tell me
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  you don't care a little bit. Bro. And she you're letting this random
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  black guy fuck her because he won a contact with me. That random he's
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  pretty well known in the world. But I mean random is in like no
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  feelings towards them. Like I guess if you're into three something and you find
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  a guy and you guys connect and then you guys want to have a three
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  some between you you're a friend of your friend. I can kind of get
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  that. But this is basically random ass for Like it could have been Krytmac.
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  No, it could have been I think you're right. Somebody said it.
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  He was like, you're right in the beginning. It's low vibrational ship,
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  yeah, bro, And I'm not I'm I'm I'm like yeah, low
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  vibration and ship. Bro's like the vibrators on low low. There's low vibration
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  to you. What else is low vibration to you? Like, I don't
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  like watching Like if I'm watching porn. I'm not watching no cuck videos.
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  I'm almost not collecting might make nuggets. I just need to more and the
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  gold one. Like you asked me, like, well what else, Like,
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  I'm not watching no cut videos. You can't just watch that well that
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  you're watching some guy basically watch his wife get pomed and it's fake. Yeah,
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  but like you, why can't you just watch a normal pornal? We
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  just had that guy on it. I swear to God his name's k F.
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  You don't think, like what if like Adam twenty two and Lenna really
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  never got married, Like that's just just like a whole thing, Like they're
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  they're not married. Nobody ever goes into their personal life food they're married,
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  they have a kid. Are there pictures of her pretty have Okay, now
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  you're crazy, Now you do not crazy, but now you sound like a
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  conspiracy Are there pictures of her pregnant? Yeah? I'm pretty sure, pretty
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  sure she had sex with Adam twenty two when they were pregnant. There's a
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  porno of it, of it, she's been at sex with this fool.
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  No, but I'm pretty sure there's a porno of her pregnant with Adam twenty
• 19:29
  two. I don't know, bro, but I'm just saying, like,
• 19:33
  yo, three eyes till you look this up and someone let us know that
• 19:37
  Adam twenty two, fuck leaning the plug when she was like in Badasada three
• 19:41
  months in baby in the Oven. It have to be something that they're both
• 19:45
  into, right, Well, you just gotta press the button record. I
• 19:52
  don't know, man, there's sometimes that shit just seems like a lot,
• 19:56
  bro, Like, yeah, you have to live with your wife, bro,
• 19:57
  you have to live with her, and like it's just I don't know,
• 20:03
  it's a certain kind of you know what I mean, it's a whole
• 20:04
  different thing. Like that's why I'm like, I just feel like, oh,
• 20:07
  dude, I'm not gonna fucking I'm not gonna trush it. You fuck
• 20:11
  off. Fuck off. Somebody said he wants to make his wife happy,
• 20:15
  she's a hoe. Don't record it. Don't record it. Then, I'm
• 20:18
  not saying you don't. You don't like but you want to, but think
• 20:22
  about it, like you you're you're, you're like, you might as well
• 20:25
  make the money recording it, and that's what's gonna make her happy. Zero
• 20:29
  dollars to a million dollars might as well pay the house, bitch. If
• 20:34
  you're gonna be a whod you know what I'm saying, you could also just
• 20:38
  get a fucking divorce. We forget that part also too. I'm just like,
• 20:44
  it seems to it has come to everybody that says she likes fucking black
• 20:47
  dudes. So I'm just like, why the Like, Yeah, why the
• 20:49
  fuck did you just marry a black dude? To shit? Yeah, dude,
• 20:52
  does she even like that food? Yeah? Like, I'm just like
• 20:56
  one of them, Like it seems like every time you get a chance to
• 20:57
  fuck, it's like, is there another way to tell your husband you don't
• 21:03
  dick ain't big enough? Do you think he got it yet? You think
• 21:07
  he understood that? You just tell him straight up what you told me,
• 21:14
  what I'm not saying. I'm like, no, I know you're not saying,
• 21:18
  but you know that female saying out kicking him out of the house.
• 21:23
  So you've got a small dick. Yeah, you'll check this out. Local.
• 21:27
  Are you a cook if your wife is a stripper or a porn store,
• 21:33
  definitely porn start you are a cook, yeah, because you're gonna jerk
• 21:37
  off to her. No, no, no, And even if that you
• 21:38
  probably jerked after her before you met her, yeah, for sure, So
• 21:41
  you're already a cut. That's why I won't ate a porn start, because
• 21:45
  at one point you jerked off her. What're you gonna be and then she's
• 21:48
  gonna be mad when you don't jerk after her. I can picture her,
• 21:52
  but go through your phone if you do get that. Lucky to experience somebody
• 21:56
  that like has done stuff like that and then it happens like and then and
• 22:00
  then you and then you fucking lucky to experience something like that. Okay,
• 22:03
  he just don'na keep going you lucky, Yeah yeah, okay, yeah yeah
• 22:07
  yeah, like like you know, like like when you're when you're going through
• 22:10
  it like as a man, like fucking like you know, like you can't
• 22:14
  help but to fucking play that when you wish soubar star. Like you know
• 22:19
  what I'm saying, it's just like such an ego fucking thing, bro.
• 22:23
  More than anything, It's like I feel like your ego bust more nuts than
• 22:27
  you do. Straight up. Yeah, but now, yeah, you're a
• 22:34
  cook for sure. If that becomes like if that becomes your reality, like
• 22:40
  if you're gonna be like all right, I'm not just gonna bone you one
• 22:41
  time, like it's just gonna be like you're my girlfriend now and be like,
• 22:44
  all right, dude, I need a PlayStation this month, next month,
• 22:48
  I need the fucking air, the fucking back to the Future shoes.
• 22:51
  I need fucking stuff to fill this hole. And then I know that I'm
• 22:55
  dating this whore. Just know for sure? All right, Well I'm I'll
• 22:59
  make it quick. They know what they're doing. It's business, and they're
• 23:03
  mixing sex with I mean, they're mixing sex with with business, pleasure with
• 23:07
  business. Somebody says. Somebody said, George Perez, boys look fool.
• 23:11
  Every stripper is a trip homeboy. What's up, my boy? But I'm
• 23:18
  pretty sure if you're dating a porn star, like let's say you are dating
• 23:19
  on porn star, you're dating you're dating animal danger. Right, You're dating
• 23:23
  her and she's fucking does a crazy fucking video, right, she's boning a
• 23:29
  couple of dudes and ship and she's on vacation and ship and you're home and
• 23:33
  you jerk off and she comes home, goes through your phone and you're not
• 23:37
  drinking off to her. You don't think she's gonna get a little upset and
• 23:41
  be like what you're jerking off the so and so you don't hate that,
• 23:42
  bitch. If you're a porn star, though, like you're dating one,
• 23:45
  you shouldn't even like you should be like, look, bitch, I ain't
• 23:48
  over here inspecting this fool's dick every time it goes in you. So don't
• 23:51
  be all up in my business. Give me some sort of privacy, bitch.
• 23:53
  So you think, okay, so you think you but well, okay,
• 23:56
  so if you said that, you think if you're dating a porn star
• 23:59
  you're allowed to other bitches. I'm sorry, I was crazy. Yeah,
• 24:03
  but you know what I said, If you're dating a porn star, you
• 24:07
  know a lot of fun other bitches. You're not a porn star though,
• 24:11
  huh. I'm sorry. Bruce said the best. No, I said,
• 24:15
  if you uh, if you're dating a porn star, you don't listen or
• 24:18
  not. Well, let's read the comment that talking ship. You read it,
• 24:22
  you'll know when you see it. Dude, it's fucked up. Dude,
• 24:30
  this It is funny, though I get called up reading that one idiot.
• 24:37
  It's because I pictured it too. I was like, what the fuck
• 24:41
  is he talking about? But yeah, all right, so what are you
• 24:42
  talking about? The port. Now I was saying, you're dading a porn
• 24:45
  star, right, she's you're dating porn star. That means she's on set
• 24:48
  doing her thing. Does that mean you can bone other chicks? No,
• 24:52
  because think about it, like what huh? All right, look, think
• 24:56
  about it in most situations, like whenever I see a soft fight underbelly interview
• 25:00
  and then they talk about it, and when somebody's dating a porn star or
• 25:02
  like somebody's like, uh, like dating a prostitute like that, they'll usually
• 25:07
  be like, it doesn't work like that, because if if, if you're
• 25:11
  if, you're not gonna bone other chicks staggirls, the breadwinner and you don't
• 25:15
  do ship. You're just there for emotional support. You're you're, you're,
• 25:18
  you're, you're literally like, I don't have a job, you're side dicking
• 25:22
  it. I don't have a job. I don't have to podcast. You
• 25:25
  can podcast all you want all the ship. But if I don't want the
• 25:27
  podcast, I don't want to. I don't want to do said yeah.
• 25:32
  Also, the price of me being lazy is her vagina being torn up by
• 25:36
  somebody else. You can't get on. I can see why some fools are
• 25:41
  with it. But that's why some foods. Even then they're like, I'm
• 25:44
  trying to have my cake and eat it too. They're like, she's not
• 25:45
  gonna know the cheat, you know what I mean, Like you don't get
• 25:48
  mad. Yeah, that's why strippers go the craziest whenever they get back and
• 25:52
  they're like, I did everything for you not to cheat, and you still
• 25:56
  ship it on the carpet, you know what I mean, Like straight,
• 26:00
  like the psychological fucking warfare with that, Like now when you put her perspective,
• 26:03
  it's a trip. Huh No, no, because then, I mean
• 26:07
  I kind of understood that part. But you're right, you don't have a
• 26:08
  job. She's paying for your silence, and she's paying for your fucking she's
• 26:12
  paying for your loyalty. The moment those loyalty points are up, you're like,
• 26:17
  hey, this pederal's running wild, but she owns you. Yeah,
• 26:19
  dude, you're paying. You're paying to like not say she smells like nut.
• 26:25
  Yeah, she's paying for you to give her the same attention by her
• 26:27
  flowers, come home, rubber feet on her money. But she's paying you.
• 26:33
  Yeah, what if she comes home from you know, from a fucking
• 26:34
  triple shift and to have sex, but she can't because like a triple cops.
• 26:40
  She wants a massage from you. Dog, he needs it. She
• 26:44
  just got she just got fucked by man dingo, she dude. But a
• 26:48
  massage just feels like I don't want to massage. I just want a massage
• 26:51
  for my girlfriend. Bro, I don't want a massage with my girlfriend that
• 26:52
  has money because she fucked three dudes. You know what I mean? Like,
• 26:56
  that's not what I meant about a triple shift, but you know what
• 26:59
  I mean? Yeah, what a game bay three shifts, three chefs,
• 27:03
  like a typical triple shift. That's like what twelve hours of fucking work,
• 27:07
  damn dog. So no, though for all, I'm not even lying,
• 27:11
  and I try to have him on the podcast with that full flake. I'm
• 27:12
  trying to have him on. But his name's Kenny. Fuck, I forget
• 27:17
  his name. He's the he's the manager at the rec room. His name's
• 27:21
  Kenny. I'm gonna look him up right now. Give me a second,
• 27:22
  guys, it's a comedy. It's a comedy comedy show. His name is
• 27:29
  fucking give me one second. Okay, that's his name. Okay, So
• 27:33
  I just so we've had him on that we so we perform at the Rec
• 27:37
  Room. The rec Room is a comedy comedy spot in Huntington Beach that we've
• 27:41
  done stand up for, and their manager he also does stand up. His
• 27:45
  name is Kenny Webber. He's dope, look him up and look him up
• 27:48
  break so everyone knows what I'm talking about. His name is Kenny Webber and
• 27:52
  uh no, he does stand up. Whatever. He introduces himself, shakes
• 27:56
  our hands, shakes Sam's hands, shake Keeddy Brobel's hand, and uh he's
• 28:00
  talking and then he says something about like him being in porn, and we're
• 28:03
  like, what you're in porn, soda? Can he see in that guy's
• 28:07
  face? Yeah, so give me a second. I know this guy.
• 28:10
  So yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. So so we're in the green room Dog
• 28:15
  and this was like I'm in porn and me Andi and then me and Sandra
• 28:19
  were like, you're not in porn. Bro look at you. You're kind
• 28:22
  of fat, like you're not like yeah unless you're still meaning Shi Lulo like
• 28:25
  even Sam Mass I'm like, well you packing then Homie like ten and this
• 28:30
  guy's like no, no, no, no, no no no. I'm
• 28:33
  like like on the side, and we're like what are you talking about?
• 28:34
  So we thought he was like like camera work, like like yeah, like
• 28:38
  holding the fucking the audio boom or something, and he's like, no,
• 28:42
  I'm the cook. Like what He's like, Yeah, I just sit there
• 28:48
  and you fuck my wife and I just watch me get fucked and I grab
• 28:52
  my hair and I go like this, ah, don't fuck my wife,
• 28:55
  and you keep sucking my wife. And then I'm like, what the fuck's
• 28:57
  going on? Bro? That is real? No, this is he's just.
• 29:02
  This is all acting. Bro, He's just an actor. You see
• 29:04
  him all the time, Bro, Like you don't see him all the time.
• 29:07
  Well, yeah, because he can't be. He's not the cuck all
• 29:10
  the time. But that's his thing. He's never done porn. But he's
• 29:11
  the cut guy, bro. And he does stand up. So he did
• 29:15
  stand up this weekend at the comedy Chaos and I saw him again. Uh
• 29:19
  is he funny? Yeah, he's funny. He means he talks a little
• 29:22
  bit about it, but he's kind of getting over it. He said he
• 29:23
  just wants to record it and get out of the way because he says,
• 29:26
  like, after the show, it's going to become a caricature of that shit.
• 29:29
  Yeah, so then in the green room he's there and he's kind of
• 29:32
  telling everybody what he does, and then you know, me asking stupid ask
• 29:36
  questions. I'm like, hey, dog, do you ever get hard?
• 29:41
  He's like no, but for real, today I did a set today.
• 29:47
  I got right before this, I did a cook scene and I was like
• 29:51
  for real and he's like, yeah, I got paid three fifteen. And
• 29:52
  I was like damn. For like an hour or two hours, I was
• 29:56
  like nice and then h He's like, but I almost got hard. And
• 30:00
  I was like, whoa, whata what was the rundown? And he's like,
• 30:03
  whoa. It was this doctor that was fucking the patient. And the
• 30:07
  patient's supposed to be my wife. So at one point he lays her on
• 30:11
  top of me and starts fucking her. Damn like that, bro, And
• 30:15
  he's like, I almost got a chubb on. But then at one point
• 30:18
  his hand touched my thigh. Oh that's killer, and he said he killed
• 30:22
  the fucking moon. He said his dick just went straight from fucking straight from
• 30:26
  six o'clock, straight from like nine o'clock to six o'clock and it was just
• 30:30
  killed mood, killer, bro. But the Homi's funny and it's just crazy
• 30:34
  scenarios. And I'm like, bro, that's a job. Though, that's
• 30:37
  a job. Did you do it? You know? No, I don't
• 30:40
  do it. You couldn't sit there acting like you're playing Pokemon. I know
• 30:45
  he wants own fucking wife. You know who I think would be great at
• 30:48
  it, like it works at the office. Colton Colton, Yeah, Colton,
• 30:53
  he could for sure. Yeah. Yeah, why he has a face.
• 30:57
  Yeah, he just looks like the kind of food like he's just like,
• 31:00
  yeah, you never had nobody for your wife? What's wrong with that?
• 31:03
  No fence, no on fence, And I love you. You make
• 31:06
  the best barbecue. But Bart's Bart's would be a good dog. Where someone's
• 31:10
  like fucking his wife, that was gonna fucking He's not even married. But
• 31:17
  I'm just saying I can see him. See I can see him making that
• 31:22
  while you're sucking his wife. Marta put any boner down, that's for sure.
• 31:32
  Remember that one said he got a vasectomy. Yeah that's crazy. Yeah,
• 31:37
  he was like white people ship I know, right, yeah, bro,
• 31:41
  I'm not Mexican's gonna do that. Ship. My dad would never we
• 31:44
  just abort just portion fan beats and hey, we're gonna make sure tell your
• 31:48
  friends don't come back. Straight up, dude, tell all your friends,
• 31:56
  dude, we don't play that ship over here. Fuck no, damn wars,
• 32:04
  dude, Barbecue wars are dude. I didn't even I did not know
• 32:07
  there was drama in the food scene. There is barbecue wars. I think
• 32:09
  there's drama. I think he met, he perpetuated the drama. If you
• 32:14
  ever you ever dated a black chick, you know what's crazy. I was
• 32:17
  watching this discussion and it was just like these folks were talking about is like,
• 32:22
  man, it's expensive to date a black chick. And I was just
• 32:25
  like and I was just like like why why is that? Is it?
• 32:28
  Because all the ship that you got to buy him to fucking uh to get
• 32:30
  ready. My brother in law, he's dating a black chick and she owns
• 32:36
  a lot of wigs because she liked wearing wigs and ship your brother. Yeah,
• 32:42
  I forget how that his name is Uli. Yeah, but he's dating
• 32:45
  a black chick and she owns a lot of wigs. Yeah, she owns
• 32:47
  a lot of Yeah, I don't know if he pays for okay. Yeah,
• 32:50
  So look that's the thing, bro. So it's crazy, like black
• 32:52
  chicks be buying a lot of wigs and hair and ship like that. Bro.
• 32:57
  Hair is fucking expensive. Bro, just like like a lot of black
• 33:00
  chicks to get like get ready. If like she's gonna get dawled up,
• 33:02
  that's she's like an eight hundred dollars expense. Bro, you got two hundred
• 33:07
  for nails and feet. That's on the cheap side too. Some of these
• 33:10
  wigs with real fucking hair, bro, cost up to a fucking g Don't
• 33:15
  they just get a weave? Extensions only last a few days? I mean,
• 33:20
  I'm sorry, a few a few weeks. I don't know. Some
• 33:24
  chick I was Danny had extension for like the nails and yeah, Bro,
• 33:29
  I'm just saying, Bro, like that ship was fucking like it was crazy.
• 33:31
  I think it was DUDEO that was talking about it. He was I
• 33:34
  think I'm up for the challenge. And then all his black friends were just
• 33:36
  like, I don't know. Du know, he's like because they once you
• 33:38
  finished paying for everything, they gonna want you to take him out. But
• 33:42
  dude don't got the money now though he doesn't do can afford the black so
• 33:45
  he don can afford Dude is killing it right now? Is man, a
• 33:49
  black chick afford Danny, come on doc, any chick is expensive, Bro,
• 33:55
  and then Dan any of those hype manien chicks. Bro. No city
• 34:00
  girls, city girls, fucking red bottoms. She's wearing a red bottoms.
• 34:04
  Don't talk to her. That's gonna be a bill. Yeah, Dog,
• 34:07
  she don't want to go to fucking Olive Garden. She don't want to go
• 34:09
  to cheesecake factory. She wants fucking Michelan want Michelin. She wants fucking nobody
• 34:17
  is cheap to her STK? Might you might pull out some STK photo to
• 34:22
  child? Maybe? I don't know. Man. If a chick wants you
• 34:23
  to take her to all those places, don't even bother trying. Dog,
• 34:28
  that's like some like entitlement ship, Like you can't fuck with me unless you
• 34:34
  take me to these places. Like really, But that's the thing this new
• 34:37
  generation be on, Bro. It's like very it's very materialistic, where I'm
• 34:40
  just like, sometimes, bitch, where the fuck do you get off?
• 34:44
  I'most like you motherfuckers haven't even lived life, you guys. This newer generation
• 34:47
  BRO wants all the shortcuts to fucking success. Bro. But the thing is,
• 34:51
  I already know what they want, so I just don't even I just
• 34:53
  take them Katanas. Let's go Katana Slabs. Bro Oh no, I've seen
• 35:04
  it though. It's nice. Noah, I've always wanted to go there.
• 35:07
  They say they got some good you know, food and drink there. Yeah,
• 35:09
  Exavier loves Xabier loves to take him to town. Was back in the
• 35:14
  day. Now it's Katana's Franks, a comedy store, taking real quick,
• 35:19
  common store, real quick flex on them. I don't think. I don't
• 35:21
  think Katanas is a flex anymore. What are you talking about, bro?
• 35:23
  Hell? Yeah, I don't think Katana's is a flex. Everybody knows.
• 35:27
  No, no, no, no, no, no, no no,
• 35:29
  it's a flex because right after we go to the comedy store, yeah,
• 35:31
  for you, for me. Yeah, I'm not saying that place has played
• 35:34
  out. Yeah, I'm not saying it's like the more like if I the
• 35:37
  Cornostore wasn't there yet, I'd probably go to a different sushi joint. Like
• 35:38
  there's this, uh, what's the other one place? Sugarfish. Have you
• 35:44
  heard of sugar Fish? Yeah, that's the one that it's like the big
• 35:46
  bottle one right now. Sugarfish is Dude, they fucking have it's takeout,
• 35:52
  bro, the fucking it's ships on Uber eats. Bro. Okay, let
• 35:55
  me ask you guys this, then everyone has Uber eats after fucking COVID.
• 36:00
  First of all, So a rel is a restaurant who's popping, who actually
• 36:07
  offers takeout? Is he like is it a bomb ass like? Is it
• 36:10
  prestige like Flemings? Yes? Uh, it depends on if you're getting priority
• 36:17
  fucking delivery, you could still enjoy it. To intact to a certain thing,
• 36:22
  you gotta I feel like, if you're gonna if your delivery is gonna
• 36:24
  be for a high end restaurant, like if you're going to Laury, Like
• 36:27
  if you want to order from Laurie's, you better fucking go yeah in that
• 36:30
  rest Okay, Yeah, Like, Okay, if you're gonna do takeout,
• 36:31
  you're either picking it up or you live less than fifteen twenty minutes away,
• 36:36
  straight up, Because if you're gonna be getting a delivered past twenty five minutes
• 36:39
  up, that mashed potato appetizer starts getting soft, that steak starts getting a
• 36:45
  little soggy, like you know what I'm saying, Deer Deer, does Dear
• 36:49
  John do takeout? No Xavier does Ziggi's Deliver, you deliver, you can
• 36:54
  pick up whatever you want, baby girl, I need a sponsor by Ziggi's
• 36:59
  dogg at this fun. I know. I just give you a hundred bucks
• 37:01
  a week and I'll keeping promoting you. Guys. I'm I'm gonna pick a
• 37:05
  new smoke shop. All right, listen to this poll real quick, Can
• 37:07
  we Tommy start drinking two liter sodas? Seventy seventy two percent Yes, c
• 37:15
  C. Nobody said, what is it? Uh? What is it?
• 37:20
  Sugar fishes, Bougie Long John Silvers, bro. It really is bro like,
• 37:24
  it's it's not that great. It really isn't like compared to the water
• 37:29
  grill. Water grill is that's a fire. That's a sushi. That's more
• 37:34
  like just you just fucking that's like fucking fine seafood. Yeah, fine sea,
• 37:37
  That's what I said. It's not it's not sushi. It's more like
• 37:39
  uh like calibit like on with rice or risotta or something like that. Okay,
• 37:45
  alright, so are you're taking you're taking your your your girlfriend. Now
• 37:52
  she takes her friend, she takes her her friends out, You're paying for
• 37:54
  her friends? How many friends like two. Is there a possibility with three
• 37:59
  some with either of them? Nah, this is just her friends, you're
• 38:02
  asking me these these are just her friends. I'm working where we want to
• 38:07
  introduce you to my girl kitans. Oh fuck? Why is it gonna because
• 38:10
  this is somewhere where he would take his bitch and then like it would be
• 38:15
  one friend after that. I'm like, I mean she should know better,
• 38:20
  Yeah, she should know better. And I'll do one friend just because her
• 38:23
  best friend only right, Yeah her best friend ill do. Yeah, yeah,
• 38:28
  we'll all pay for one best friend. But this isn't like yeah,
• 38:31
  with you dress up as hot as her girl? What? They always dress
• 38:37
  super hot though, Like chicks always compete, like they always look really hot,
• 38:40
  like look fool like not for nothing, bro Like if my lady's going
• 38:44
  and ship like that, that's just a separate check. It's me and her
• 38:46
  and that's it. Bro. Like you know what I'm saying. Like I'm
• 38:50
  not finna take nobody else's fucking ship. Bro. Let's unless I personally tell
• 38:53
  you AFO I got you, which I will do, you know what I
• 38:57
  mean? And I will be like hey, bro, like I fucking got
• 38:59
  you. Bro, Like it's cool, Like I got you on this.
• 39:00
  It's more like of a baller move, just like just yeah, it's her
• 39:04
  friend. That's why I said more than more than one, That's what I
• 39:07
  said. Like she's just sucking. What about? What about it? Break
• 39:15
  up? She's like what about? What about if? Like what if?
• 39:17
  Like you're on Like uh, let's see, you're it's all of us,
• 39:22
  right, she needs a tip. Now a different scenario. It's all of
• 39:28
  us, right, we're all single, we're all deity, and then one
• 39:31
  of us brings brings a bitch that's like four into the circle. Ray already
• 39:36
  has somebody who's been talking to I've been having somebody I've been talking to,
• 39:39
  and then you bring somebody that's four into the circle. You're the guy that
• 39:43
  has to pay. What are you doing? Like you're like, hey,
• 39:45
  bro, this is could just be like a one night stand for like my
• 39:47
  friend over here. I'm not going to include her in the fucking bill if
• 39:51
  I'm gonna just show out like that, like you're that guy, you know
• 39:53
  what I mean? Like like you know what I'm saying, Like you're like
• 39:54
  you're you know, like if you're that guy, you gotta be that guy.
• 39:59
  Dog, You're you got him getting some pussy that night. Bro.
• 40:02
  Yeah, And I'm gonna look at him and ill and be like, yeah,
• 40:06
  when you when you're throwing in those strokes, you throw one under my
• 40:08
  name, dog yo, Yeah you this this is for the homie. Eggs
• 40:14
  on those drinks right there, my boy, think about it. Yeah,
• 40:16
  don't know, not when you're nutting. Not when you're nutting, dog.
• 40:19
  I just say during the stroke at I said one, two strokes and you're
• 40:22
  like sacks for the homie that because sometimes people take that kind of ship for
• 40:25
  granted, bro, Like not for nothing, bro. Like I look at
• 40:28
  all all the times where I'm just like, granted, I don't be doing
• 40:30
  this ship no more like where I'd be like using my plugs and just getting
• 40:34
  everybody in, or like I'm just like, bitch, I just got you
• 40:37
  into this concert. And I was just like with the risk man, this
• 40:42
  riskbek costs five hundred dollars. No zone has thought, yeah you know what
• 40:45
  I mean, Like, I'm just like, this shit costs me five hundred
• 40:49
  dollars. You couldn't show up with a Guinness in your hand or a fucking
• 40:52
  old fashion for me. That drink costs twenty dollars to five hundred. Bit
• 40:55
  you know what I'm saying, Like, what little fucking drink bitch, You're
• 41:00
  gonna go to Dodger games now? Hey, no, since they got the
• 41:02
  Japanese food, I thought you're all about the Japan. I am all about
• 41:07
  the Japan, bro, But I'm not about to You're not. You ain't
• 41:08
  about to rape me with that Dodger dog for fucking forty dollars bring your own,
• 41:13
  nah bro, Listen, bro, I I'm going to be all about
• 41:17
  the merch, the old tiny merch. When it comes to all the new
• 41:20
  era hats and they got a Japan editions, I might go to Japan Night,
• 41:23
  you know what I mean. I might go to Japan Night just to
• 41:25
  get the merch. But that's it. Yeah, I'm not reading Japan.
• 41:30
  I'll wait till the LAFC gets a Japanese player and then and then all of
• 41:34
  a sudden, the fans learn how to key up after them. So that
• 41:36
  I mean, there's a couple of good Japanese players, just one son.
• 41:40
  They could be any of them. He played for men U. Yeah he
• 41:44
  was good to good. Park Park Yeah, Park, it's freaking good too.
• 41:49
  What's up? And we heaped the gun what Chillini, I'm gone guaranteed
• 41:53
  for sure. Boone guy wants to leave, but he's in contract. He
• 41:57
  forgot. I forgot to sign his post. His post was sad. He
• 42:00
  said disappointed. Yeah, that's not a good sign, instead of saying like
• 42:04
  next year he was scoring, bitch disappointed. He scored one, and then
• 42:07
  Bella throw ass full. Bella had one where he just had to go like
• 42:12
  this, hey food, not for nothing. It was it was it was
• 42:19
  a hamball, come all right. I saw that. Eve was like that's
• 42:25
  a little bit to one of those, right, hey fog. But it
• 42:30
  was inside the fucking box. Yeah, it was inside the box. It
• 42:37
  was just that the ref was like, we don win the championship tonight.
• 42:40
  Yeah, fuck that raft dog Like honestly, Food, like what all right,
• 42:44
  what would happen if let's just say, like next time there's a fucking
• 42:46
  like, you know, there's a final over here, and the ref was
• 42:50
  making dirty calls and then we we we we leave in the game and we
• 42:53
  see him walking to his car. Nothing, hold on, let me finished,
• 42:58
  let me see how this was, like we're gonna say over let me
• 43:00
  see it. And then then then you know, we're just a couple of
• 43:02
  fans are just like, hey, motherfucker, you thought it was cool and
• 43:06
  we jump them? No, what do you like? But but what do
• 43:09
  you think happens? I'm not getting deported over it, okay, but what
• 43:12
  do you think happens? This is hypothetically stupid, like go to jail,
• 43:15
  you beat them, like nobody sees it. And then he's like he's like
• 43:20
  fuck, he's like he's like, he's like I did get paid off?
• 43:22
  How did they know? Or something like you think that like the fools like
• 43:24
  they're gonna I wonder, I wonder if that's ever happened. Yes, it
• 43:29
  has happened. I don't know if you dog Okay, I don't obviously.
• 43:31
  Somebody said stupid LA fan exactly exactly. Yeah, for a Raider fan over
• 43:37
  here, another Dodger fan, another fucking segment of the fucking We're not Chieva,
• 43:42
  We're not you chia Usa right here, right now, you act like
• 43:46
  a US fan right now. Somebody said you get the electric stupid not but
• 43:52
  you know that. Fuck. I don't know what country, but this for
• 43:57
  sure has happened. Where do that they There's been a lot of money in
• 44:01
  cartel games in Colombian ship where the reps have got in their lives in danger
• 44:06
  when they're in the hotel. Revs have been in the hotel chilling to rep
• 44:10
  the next game, and the cartel has showed up to the to the hotel,
• 44:14
  knocked on the door and said, come on, come on back Columbia.
• 44:23
  They don't tell you. They're just telling you. Put in the seat.
• 44:27
  Hey, you know who you're here with. They show you a little
• 44:30
  bit of a gun and like, so get back. Doment doesn't happen to
• 44:37
  all this cartel ship, this back cartel money. How do you protect these
• 44:40
  individuals? Like now, like do you think the MLS, because think about
• 44:45
  it, I may not be the only one that's like what if some l
• 44:47
  a f C fan had the fucking had his house better on this and he's
• 44:52
  like, if I lose, I'm gonna kill this food dog. Like who's
• 44:54
  to say, Like, I'm not saying, by the way, this's go
• 44:57
  to Patreon ship. Yes, since we're gonna fucking go and and everybody make
• 45:01
  sure you join the fucking Patreon hit that thumbs up. Stop fucking playing because
• 45:06
  this ain't gonna be available for the replay to Exavier decides to upload it and
• 45:08
  you guys get the old episodes, but Patreon you get that shit exclusive and
• 45:13
  you want to see me destroy Christmas candy. I'm having a lot of fun
• 45:15
  doing it. Tomorrow I'm gonna go and crush a lot of the chocolate Santa
• 45:19
  Clauses and I'm gonna be fucking crushing their faces. I'm gonna just go on
• 45:22
  a fucking spree. Dog. But yeah, dog, you don't think that.
• 45:27
  You don't think that anybody's ever thought about it. You think the MLS
• 45:30
  is protecting those fools. Uh, not that, but I think other countries
• 45:35
  are. Other countries, yeah, because I don't think because they're more lawless.
• 45:37
  But like MLS, well, I just don't think the the schools think
• 45:40
  they're like like the MLS directors are probably like, it's fucking MLS. Nobody's
• 45:45
  gonna kill the raft. And then somebody's like, you fucking injured dinners boat,
• 45:49
  you fucking call that Beanaal against fucking Vela. Oh the fucking he's giving
• 45:52
  them that fucking Robert de Niro kick with a pen, just giving him like
• 45:57
  that kick? Was that fic Dog. I always wanted to stop somebody out
• 46:00
  like that. That fools gotta go to work at the wrehouse though, Huh
• 46:02
  that fools gotta go work at the wrehouse. The referee and the guy,
• 46:07
  the guy that beat up the referee, I'm not It's not gonna be no
• 46:09
  average person that beats to the Referee's gonna be somebody a lot of money.
• 46:14
  It's not the only reason that I ever see somebody killing somebody over gambling.
• 46:16
  Is the same reason Michael Jordan's dad is dead because there was a debt that
• 46:21
  needed to be paid. Straight up, do you think it was Michael's debt?
• 46:24
  Huh? I think that was Michael's debt. No, that was his
• 46:27
  dad. His dad was a chronic gambler, so it was Michael. Yeah,
• 46:30
  but Michael, he was a player too. He get it. But
• 46:31
  I'll give you these Jordan's. What did his dad have nothing? It's different
• 46:36
  when Michael Jordan's and Michael Jordan's senior offers you a pair of Jordan's, I'll
• 46:40
  take the one from Michael Jordan, the Chicago Bulls player. His dad.
• 46:44
  I kind of make me. I kind of made me think that debt was
• 46:46
  Jordan's debt. Nah, that's his dad. Bro los a question. I
• 46:54
  think it was his dad nap them and I hit him Jordan, and I'm
• 46:58
  like, Yode, I got your dad kidnap right here, fools me twenty
• 47:00
  grand And somebody said it was Joe Pesci stomping him down. It was both
• 47:06
  of them, right, ray and what in Goodfellas Joe Pesci stomping that one
• 47:13
  food? Yeah, it was. It was like he was like, this
• 47:15
  is your pen? Like, remember, it was both of them stomping them
• 47:20
  out right, good fella, is this your pen? Remember? And that?
• 47:25
  But in that bar scene and then and then he was like, oh,
• 47:28
  that's right. You know that's not my fucking pen, and you can
• 47:30
  fucking shove it up your ass, you fagg it or something like that.
• 47:34
  And then he's like you fucking just so. Yeah, but both of them
• 47:38
  kick him, right, I think both of them stomp him out him and
• 47:43
  de Niro, yeah, I think he watches Okay, so it is Joe
• 47:47
  Pesci. That's that was definitely. I just thought both of them stomped him
• 47:52
  out. But there's one scene where de Niro's kick somebody too. Probably I
• 47:54
  just don't remember, but it's yeah, but I gotta see that movie again.
• 47:58
  Or somebody said no, that was, you know, I confused?
• 48:01
  Yeah, yeah, where he stumped somebody out because then he talks about Joe
• 48:06
  Pesty, like, hey, if you're gonna fucking beat him up, he's
• 48:08
  gonna come back with a gun. Yeah, and if you don't fucking shoot
• 48:12
  him, I was just gonna fucking shoot you man. Yeah, that's true.
• 48:15
  He's I gotta ask you a question because I probably know the answer.
• 48:17
  But did you ever watch like a movie and like inspire you to do something?
• 48:22
  Hell? Yeah, which one like? And I'll be like that it
• 48:25
  is The Menace inspired you. I wanted a sling shot so bad. Okay,
• 48:30
  okay, I was about to sound like you really have to cook cover
• 48:31
  and cook cause and chaos and ship after Dennis the Menace and no, no,
• 48:35
  but the sling shot. Yeah, Like the only thing I wanted out
• 48:38
  of that movie was the fucking sling shot. Let me see, dude,
• 48:42
  I'm not even gonna lie. I know it's gonna sign And I know you
• 48:44
  guys hate this ship because I always say it, and I don't give a
• 48:45
  fuck when I heard when the first time I listened to eight Mile, I
• 48:49
  was like, I can rap, I can throw some beats and that's like
• 48:57
  week Dog, that's like week I'm not I'm not sitting here even I didn't
• 49:00
  even write nothing, but I was like, if you could do it.
• 49:01
  It was the shine box scene that I'm thinking, that's what I'm thinking,
• 49:06
  fucking shine Yeah, that's what it is. But yeah, you know you're
• 49:07
  so you thought you could rapid Zaber. That one was one of them where
• 49:10
  I was like, bro. I was like, bro, this movie's dope,
• 49:13
  but you're a kid. I was like fourteen. No, I was
• 49:15
  like eleven ten when that movie came out. What other movie was dope?
• 49:20
  Casper, what do you want to do? Come visible? Casper was tight.
• 49:23
  Casper wanted me to wanted wanted me to fucking meet a ghost. I
• 49:27
  was like, are they like that? I was like, that's tight.
• 49:30
  No, Polly Choro was in that movie. Yeah, I had the whole
• 49:32
  opposite thought of ghosts. He was. It was like the slip has to
• 49:37
  Go or something like that. Yeah, he was the fat ass ghost,
• 49:39
  the fat gay ghost. Yeah he was gay. He just sounded like a
• 49:45
  fat gay ghost. Fat Yeah. Yeah, straight up? What other movie
• 49:51
  that she was fucked up? In? Casper? He has that dad who
• 49:53
  hates his son and he's like, all this weird shit has to go,
• 49:58
  and he starts tearing it down and just fucking breaking ship. Oh you know
• 50:01
  which one too. When I was older at the time. You ever seen
• 50:05
  the movie twenty one? Yeah, where they count cards the poker Oh yeah.
• 50:09
  The second I watched the cards, I was like, you compeat the
• 50:13
  system and then he fucking punches them. Yeah, dude, he started counting
• 50:17
  card Damn the system. Motherfucker. I went online. I was like,
• 50:22
  how to count cards? I started trying. I never did it at the
• 50:24
  casino because you need you need a couple of people. That sh it is
• 50:28
  hard. It's hard. You gotta count. Yeah, I gotta be is
• 50:31
  that. You just gotta know the logic because you gotta you got the mat
• 50:36
  so fast, you gotta add two when you hit. It's dude, it's
• 50:38
  hard. It's hard. Fucking mathematicians. That's what they do on their spread
• 50:44
  time. That's the thing with poker. You have time to think. Here
• 50:46
  it's fast, so much going on, and they'll catch on real quick.
• 50:50
  You've seen the videos. You have ever gotten to d down the rabbit hole
• 50:52
  where people count cards on YouTube and they get banned from casinos and then they'll
• 50:55
  go to the casino and they're banned from all the casinos, and they disguised,
• 51:00
  they'll go disguise as people, they'll change their looks. Well, that
• 51:02
  shit is crazy that some of these people that I'm just like, hey,
• 51:06
  bro, like you think that they're not gonna notice that somebody's gonna just come
• 51:08
  in and all of a sudden you're winning. But there's gotta know how to
• 51:13
  make it. You gotta be very good at making it. Yeah, you
• 51:16
  can't like like you know, you gotta walk in there with a family,
• 51:19
  be like we got so lucky. No, not even that. You just
• 51:22
  gotta know. Can't win too much. It's like everything else. Can't win
• 51:25
  too much, Like win like nine hundred. If you so if you go
• 51:30
  on the table, when you put a thousand dollars on the table, if
• 51:32
  you walk out with six grand, something sketch is going on. You just
• 51:37
  double up, tip out and double up. Ain't no one gonna say nothing
• 51:40
  straight up. Like if I go and I say one thousand on black please,
• 51:44
  and I hit and I leave, came up a thousand, just roped
• 51:46
  them for a thousand by then go to the next casino real quick and be
• 51:51
  like thousands what is it a thousand? On fucking uh? What is it
• 51:53
  a fifteen or whatever? And then I fucking double. But then eventually some
• 51:58
  of these casinos there, they're they got facial recognition, and they'll be like,
• 52:01
  this dude just came from the Flamingo. Now he's the Cazars. Let's
• 52:05
  watch him because and then if he does the same thing, they can.
• 52:07
  But it's like, when you get approached by Vegas security, that shit is
• 52:10
  scary, bro, because like there's a lot, there's a lot of mafia
• 52:14
  that runs Vegas, dog, and like you don't you're either gonna get approached
• 52:16
  by some fucking Mexicans or you're gonna get approached by some Russians, and you
• 52:20
  don't want to be approached by no Russians. Dog, Do you want to
• 52:22
  hear the story? I actually seem scary, bro. Russia, the Russian
• 52:24
  mafia scares the fuck out of me. Dog. I got eight o seven?
• 52:28
  Is that that's what you call it? Eight oh seven? What do
• 52:31
  you call when you get kicked out of anywhere? Eighty six? Yeah?
• 52:35
  So I got eighty six, like for real, forro eighty six. And
• 52:37
  now that you say I got eight, I got eighty six out of a
• 52:39
  casino, Like I had a sign paper. They asked me for my d
• 52:44
  took a picture of it and said sign here. You can't be on the
• 52:45
  premises as of the next twenty minutes, and I had to leave. They
• 52:50
  escorted me out and had to dip out. Why oh so this is this
• 52:54
  is back in the day, Back in the day I was. I wasn't
• 52:58
  even twenty one because Barona Barona's is a casino in San Diego. It wasn't
• 53:05
  no no, but it wasn't. It's not twenty one and over, it's
• 53:07
  eighteen and over. So I went just cards, No, it's slots too.
• 53:12
  But I was like nineteen twenty at the time, and I had just
• 53:15
  started dating the Shinita, little Asian chick, and you know, you start
• 53:22
  dating, you start dating chicks ryan They but you over to their house like
• 53:24
  hey, you want to come over there, like like are my uncle's party
• 53:29
  or whoopy whoop yeah wo yo. And she was fine too, yea,
• 53:32
  she was fine too. So I show up and they're all fucking Asian out
• 53:37
  bro and they're kind of cool. It's like the first family I meet that's
• 53:42
  cool with you smoking weed, Like there's a bong in the living room type
• 53:45
  of shit and Chinese Chinese straight, yeah, Chinese. And so I go
• 53:51
  over there and she's like, oh, here, here met my uncles.
• 53:53
  And I meet her uncles, I meet her mom and they're playing poker.
• 53:57
  This is the first time I played. Bro. I was like, I'm
• 53:59
  telling you my first poker experience. I'm there and I sit down and start
• 54:02
  playing, and I get beginner's luck. I'm killing it even though, like
• 54:05
  I thought you didn't know how to play, and I'm like, I don't.
• 54:07
  I kill it. And that's the worst thing in gambling, to get
• 54:10
  beginner's luck because you think you're good. Yeah, I thought it was good.
• 54:16
  I was like, Bro, I'm a phenom. I'm gonna be the
• 54:20
  best. Like first time playing, Yeah, first time playing, I just
• 54:22
  catched everybody out watch me, watch me on WPT. So I go home,
• 54:28
  I buy a book, start watching fucking got hooked, Yeah, like
• 54:31
  I had. I had a matching up. Yeah, I had a friend
• 54:36
  who got real hooked on fucking uh like I'm talking about like he got hooked,
• 54:42
  bro, like like his parents were Yeah, he was good. That's
• 54:52
  the worst is when you're good. So I get this Beginner's luck. Bro.
• 54:57
  And I go back home and I still her fucking by book, start
• 55:01
  watching all ESPN late at night, Casino Phil Ivy versus n Grano, and
• 55:09
  I'm just I'm in it, bro. Yeah. And I finally but I
• 55:14
  find out that you can't play at casinos because you got you gotta be twenty
• 55:15
  one and Overgai, but that she need thought that I was dating. She's
• 55:22
  like, oh, dude, my mom got a fake ID. No,
• 55:25
  my mom's She was like, my mom's a club member at PARNA and you
• 55:30
  only got to be eighteen and over. Do you want to go? I'm
• 55:32
  like at this point, like I just met her. So it's that moment
• 55:36
  where we were still trying to like you trying to get some pic pck no,
• 55:39
  no, no, no, no, We're trying to impress each other.
• 55:42
  So she's like, yeah, my mom has a my mom's a club
• 55:44
  member. You want to go to bron And I'm like, let's go.
• 55:46
  She's like, let me call my mom's calls her mom and her mom's like,
• 55:50
  oh yeah, I got a free room. Oh yeah, honey,
• 55:53
  Oh yeah, honey, you want some honey? So no, honey,
• 55:58
  no money. So I'm like fuck, yeah. So she ends up telling
• 56:01
  me, she's like, not only can we go and you can play poker
• 56:05
  and you get your fucking poker fucking itch out of the way, but you
• 56:08
  can also spend the night because my mom has a free room. I'm like,
• 56:13
  dope, Like, hell yeah, I get to bone. Hell yeah,
• 56:15
  I get the bone on their tab. Nothing better. So I fucking
• 56:19
  go dog, and I'm I'm at the casinos my first time playing like like
• 56:22
  a cat, like a real like at the table. So I'm kind of
• 56:25
  nervous. I'm intimidated. I don't know how the poker chip counts, like
• 56:29
  you have to check. I don't know. I'm kind of nervous because I
• 56:30
  played online and at home games but very different. I end up doing really
• 56:35
  good, dog, like another fucking another reason why I loved it, Like
• 56:37
  another reason why. I'm like, bro, I'm gonna be a phenox.
• 56:40
  He's like me, love you long time. Oh yeah. So then I
• 56:44
  end up I ended up doing really good. I think I made like five
• 56:46
  six hundred bucks that day, and then I'm like killing it. I'm like
• 56:52
  I'm gonna go back, go smoke some weed, go hit it, have
• 56:53
  a beer, and then call it and then come back and play more poker
• 56:58
  because I'm running hot, you know, but I need to hit it because
• 57:00
  you know, I'm eighteen nineteen at the time, all holding me out at
• 57:01
  the table. Yeah, I'm so so I told her. I'm like,
• 57:07
  I'm like, hey, let's go back to the room. We'll smoke and
• 57:09
  chill and shane. She's like, all right, let's do it. So
• 57:12
  we go back, bro, and I light up and it says no smoking
• 57:15
  because it's her mom's fucking hotel. Her mom's fucking room. Dog, Oh
• 57:22
  fucking smell the weed. Security shows up. Dog starts knocking the door.
• 57:25
  I start hiding. The weed, starts spraying the fabrize. I think,
• 57:29
  like, we're not smoking. They're like, can we come in. I'm
• 57:31
  like, no, you can't commit, Bro, we're on her mom.
• 57:35
  She's a club member. Dog. She's like, no one in that fucking
• 57:37
  casino. And she's looking at me. She's like, I told you we
• 57:42
  should have smoked in the car. And I'm like, I've done this before.
• 57:47
  You know how you tell people I already smoked in hotels? We got
• 57:50
  this, bro. Security shows up. Bro, that's for her. I
• 57:53
  D that's for her. I D that's for my d and they banners from
• 58:00
  the premises for the escort. This is out. Her mom is mother in
• 58:04
  Japanese bron Chinese. She's like, kuchi wan, get the fuck out of
• 58:08
  here, bro, She's all pissed. Bro. We get kicked out of
• 58:10
  the hotel, like at two three in the morning, gotta go, gotta
• 58:15
  drive all the way back to Lake Elson or you know me. Though,
• 58:20
  to this day, I don't think they kicked me out for the week.
• 58:22
  I think they kicked me out because I was robbing the bank. Dog fucking
• 58:24
  was broke the bank? How much did you take? Six man? Fuck
• 58:30
  you? How much is the room? Bro? How much is the room?
• 58:38
  But her mom so her mom off the top it off. I felt
• 58:42
  like I felt like all embarrassed, bro, Like I was trying to get
• 58:45
  in good with the family and ship chip asks. Did you smash? Yeah,
• 58:50
  bro, yeah I got head on, got head on the way home.
• 58:52
  I want to be so stop it off. Dog. Her mom like
• 58:59
  I told you she's a member, bro, Like she's a big big deal
• 59:01
  there. I guess she had to go to like a council meeting and what
• 59:07
  did it? Will kind of me like what they tell you, like what
• 59:09
  the fuck happened, and she just had to fucking just all those my fucking
• 59:14
  my daughter with her stupid fucking fuck boy toy or fucking up dropping the bank
• 59:19
  and ship. I was robbing the bank, Bro, they didn't know.
• 59:21
  It's because they knew when I was coming back. I was gonna catch them
• 59:23
  out. Bro, They're like, don't even let this full play anymore.
• 59:27
  I was gonna come out all fucking emptied out with my mind ready not so.
• 59:31
  I was gonna be able to count the cards even better. But no,
• 59:35
  like bad, you count cards better. You count cards better when you're
• 59:38
  cornago. No. Yeah, well that's one. Don't go to the casino
• 59:45
  fucking drink it off if you have to, you gotta go to concentrate.
• 59:51
  Come on, is that what she is? I should have played that when
• 59:53
  we boned gont dude, that's the best, dude, I swear it,
• 1:00:06
  Dude. I almost wanted to bluetooth it like a like some kind of like
• 1:00:09
  Chinese food restaurant. It just bluetoothoth a speaker and just play the ship to
• 1:00:16
  be like, who's playing this, dude? This is so this is so
• 1:00:22
  racist. I throw my knees all start. But she says need. Yeah,
• 1:00:30
  I tried to do everything. Yo, it is the best, dude,
• 1:00:35
  old granddad. Most I won in Vegas was twenty two d that's a
• 1:00:38
  pretty good about that's that's not bad. Sorry, dude, I get I
• 1:00:43
  get consumed by that. So that's like a banger right there. That's like
• 1:00:45
  twenty twenty three banger of the year. Yeah, what has been? What
• 1:00:50
  has been some of the most what's better? I want to be Ninja or
• 1:00:53
  fucking the Gonito fucking song? Oh dude, you haven't heard the new Congitos
• 1:01:00
  fucking commercials? Dog oh dog? They this this ship evolves, so evolves
• 1:01:07
  and wait, it went from it, it went from from Oh, I
• 1:01:14
  like it got more hip hop and it's got more pop. Oh no,
• 1:01:19
  oh no. And dude, if you could pull this, can you pull
• 1:01:23
  that commercial up again? Where did I see it? Though? You don't
• 1:01:25
  want to get flat, we don't want to get flaged on YouTube and it
• 1:01:30
  says Congito commercial, I forgot where you're the one that found it? Where
• 1:01:32
  he was like Instagram the three d Ones, Oh dude, there's this one
• 1:01:45
  there. There's one dude that's like, I love this drawing. Dude,
• 1:01:50
  He's like fucking slam dunking of basketball and going hard. They're not black.
• 1:01:54
  I mean they're they're doing white. Like how you you have nothing to say?
• 1:02:00
  You're like they have an eight M. Is this a cartoon? If
• 1:02:09
  you have a feeling, it's like a cartoon. Now, dude, not
• 1:02:13
  cong Ghito's are worldwide. Dude Quitos Saturday tattoos going down. I think we're
• 1:02:17
  at four hundred subscribers now. Damn, oh no, we're still at three
• 1:02:22
  ninety seven. Not paid though, huh, not paid though, Hey,
• 1:02:27
  we're at three ninety seven. Dog, But you just want that tattoo?
• 1:02:30
  Dog I promised said I won twenty seven eighty off of sixty dollars. Damn,
• 1:02:36
  that's like sick ass day. We lost one. So we're at three
• 1:02:38
  ninety six. Well it is yours. Your guys is lost. You guys
• 1:02:40
  don't want the con Guito tattoo from the sea. I love how he's on
• 1:02:44
  things that they give a fuck about you getting a tattoo. I'm just saying,
• 1:02:47
  Grito Kid actually is a little concern about he's on getting that tattoo because
• 1:02:52
  you know it's I'm telling you, so, do you really want to get
• 1:02:57
  to four hundred. I think we should give him a twenty four hour stream
• 1:02:59
  of me you tied to each other like that. Shit fucking does y'all get
• 1:03:04
  y'all gotta get the conuito and that the tattooed live. Yeah, but I
• 1:03:08
  don't even think that that's not true. I think if we fucking twenty four
• 1:03:13
  hours, people get to see the pain. Nah, like I try,
• 1:03:16
  I'm gonna sit there trying to be a man and ship that's the point.
• 1:03:20
  Yeah, eventually you're gonna break composure. Bitch, fucking this month, didn't
• 1:03:23
  getting like this big getting a huge ass tattoo. You gotta get the can.
• 1:03:28
  No, I don't have to get a cannon. You have to get
• 1:03:30
  the bird, dude, the logo I'm not getting the I don't eat the
• 1:03:34
  can is the logo. No, the bird is the logo. Dog,
• 1:03:37
  how are you gonna get sponsored by the and not put the candle? I
• 1:03:39
  don't think that's gonna help. Hell, I don't think that's I'll help you
• 1:03:42
  blow it up? Dog, I'm cool. I mean I can recognize it
• 1:03:45
  alone. I can get the Conquito sponsorship. You're not getting that. You
• 1:03:49
  can't even you haven't even tried Coquitos. You even if you know who doesn't
• 1:03:52
  like peanut butter and chocolate. But there's like people that are allergic to peanut
• 1:03:58
  butter. I can name a fuck load of them and they will die.
• 1:04:00
  There's like big red look like in lips on a somebody kid read his comed
• 1:04:09
  ray. Hey he's on. He don't do the food. I'm concerned for
• 1:04:13
  you hide it from the brothers. Ain't for real, Where are you gonna
• 1:04:17
  put the tattoo? I'll get it somewhere, like on my knee. He's
• 1:04:20
  on. God forbid. It's not gonna last long in prison, dude.
• 1:04:28
  The brothers will come at you hard, and Rassa is gonna look at you
• 1:04:30
  and say I should have got that. It's like when George told me stops
• 1:04:34
  in then word. I can't defend you. You say the N word,
• 1:04:38
  deserve to get punched by a black person. And we're not talking about the
• 1:04:40
  Aryan Brotherhood either. Yeah, one of those are like chill man, are
• 1:04:45
  cool with us, us are in jail. Can't get him here. They're
• 1:04:51
  like a million dollars in jail. I don't know, bro, Like that's
• 1:04:55
  I don't think you would think like I don't know if God for bad,
• 1:05:00
  I would just get that shit removed. But granted, I ain't never gonna
• 1:05:03
  be in that situation, you know what I'm saying, But that would be
• 1:05:06
  a great be Like, Yo, we'll so put that tattoo. Look,
• 1:05:11
  man, I really love these guitos. My grandma used to compeat them to
• 1:05:15
  it. You better have a story, dog, because someone's gonna ask.
• 1:05:17
  All right around dog sponsored for some reason, we're roogging and I'm like,
• 1:05:23
  yo, we should play some basketball. You know how Tomson Girl and Burke
• 1:05:25
  Kresher played basketball. As somebody said, the fact that Congo is in Conguito
• 1:05:30
  is fucking wrong. Yes, thank you, thank you. You don't know
• 1:05:32
  that, all right. You don't know that the Conguitos are in Congo,
• 1:05:35
  all right, you really don't fucking know that. But what let me let
• 1:05:39
  me play this in Narrow Free. They're in the city. In the last
• 1:05:41
  commercial, like there's like a fucking Ray Charles one. It's like the fucking
• 1:05:45
  stay the piano. No, there's the one that there at a pool party.
• 1:05:48
  Yeah, if it's racist or not, and he done gets it.
• 1:05:51
  How about Conuito drinking at taka m hmm. I'm surprised you don't want to
• 1:05:57
  eating a piece of fred chicken. The dude, it's not the everybody.
• 1:06:01
  They're not They're not supposed to be black people. Bro like you guys are
• 1:06:06
  the ones that I'm We're here here though for real though he's on. We're
• 1:06:10
  blogging and for some reason someone we we we get voted to go do a
• 1:06:14
  basketball blog. We're we're playing basketball, random court. Doesn't even gotta be
• 1:06:18
  content that it's gotta be in goo wood. We're playing basketball. A black
• 1:06:21
  guy tells you, yo, homie, nice three pointer, though, But
• 1:06:26
  what's that tattoo about? What are you saying? And I'm laughing because me
• 1:06:30
  and real are like bro nobody getting his ass kick, I got the phone
• 1:06:34
  out. What are you saying? You gotta say like some grandma ship like
• 1:06:36
  all right, I'll make it even I'll get it. I'll get speedy Gonzalez.
• 1:06:41
  Next two issues is that doesn't justify your racist ass tattooed dog. That
• 1:06:45
  doesn't justify your racist as tattoo. What is your You gotta say something like
• 1:06:48
  if you told me you were like yo, let's say like I'm the black
• 1:06:51
  and you're like yo, ho me like on the rail, I'll be like
• 1:06:54
  hey, bro, today my grandma dude, I be like, hey man,
• 1:06:58
  keep it one hundre. I'm gonna stay out of business like I'm fifty
• 1:07:01
  fifth. The only the only way that too could that tattoo could ever work
• 1:07:06
  is if he that's that and other every like racist thing that's racist to other
• 1:07:12
  cultures. Yeah, you have to be a racist mus be like a racist
• 1:07:15
  rainbow, like a racist leave. You gotta have a racist leave. You
• 1:07:18
  gotta have a lie. What are we gonna get? Am I gonna get
• 1:07:20
  am I gonna get the Mexican into the tree. Get the Mexican in the
• 1:07:25
  tree. You're gonna get the Chinese guy from a from Hey, arnold,
• 1:07:28
  here's my leg kidding? That is wild? All right? How many of
• 1:07:33
  you guys want that scene and the baby? Bro? I love you don't?
• 1:07:39
  All right? Five hundred. I'll get the mister Wing's daughtering for some
• 1:07:43
  people who don't know who the mister Wing is. Then the soldier with the
• 1:07:45
  glasses taking his daughter. That is racist. Bro. If you put a
• 1:07:50
  sleep like that, all that isla because now you got a racist and everyone's
• 1:07:58
  yo. All I'm saying bro, like it doesn't have to be a bad
• 1:08:04
  tattoo, bro, Like all right, like the Koto, the one I'm
• 1:08:08
  gonna get, the one with the fucking the little baby one. I could
• 1:08:12
  easily just be like, look, man, and my my friend Drew Kodak
• 1:08:14
  Black. Kadak Black did look like that little baby gone at one point.
• 1:08:19
  Could Black is in jail right now? Bro? Just actually he's not.
• 1:08:26
  I forget. I forget that bail is the thing, not that it is
• 1:08:28
  the thing. Obviously. Think there was a phone call he no, I
• 1:08:32
  want you to get my friend Kodak out of jail. No, no,
• 1:08:36
  you know, can you redo that? I want you to do that exact
• 1:08:40
  boys, But instead I want you to be Donald. I want you to
• 1:08:43
  be yeah, yeah, I want you to be Donald Trump calling Kodak Black
• 1:08:47
  and saying, I already pardon you once my what the fuck's up? Dude?
• 1:08:51
  Who gets cado cocaine? I already you know what I'm trying to say,
• 1:08:55
  like mad because you know Donald Trump ain't part of him again, it's
• 1:09:00
  let me see if I come up with something, we're setting the scene,
• 1:09:01
  he's gonna be mad. Bro. You gotta think about it, like I'd
• 1:09:03
  be pissed if I pardon anybody. If I part in an m anybody and
• 1:09:08
  you go back to jails and bullshit like that. I sure hope you got
• 1:09:11
  a good explanation. Godad I give you freedom one time, you make me
• 1:09:16
  look like a fool. I give you security to carry your drugs. You
• 1:09:24
  make me look like a fool again. What's wrong with you? I don't
• 1:09:29
  know. I feel like that's I'm not gonna say that any word. Yeah,
• 1:09:31
  like that, I was. I was thinking about it, bro,
• 1:09:34
  like I was just like damn bro. Then it gets clipped ais like yo,
• 1:09:38
  we know how to say no, like like no no demoniti. Yeah,
• 1:09:43
  dude, like you thinking right now? I think he's already said it.
• 1:09:48
  Oh for sure, you don't he walks around saying it. No,
• 1:09:51
  you don't walk around saying it in his house, Melenia, Mike, how
• 1:10:00
  voice smails? Should we listen to them? Yeah, we can throw one
• 1:10:02
  in there. I'm fit to car Rock. You wouldn't be mad, though,
• 1:10:09
  if you're a president you pardoned someone, you wouldn't be mad if they
• 1:10:12
  disrespected you like that, went in for some bullshit like you just made them.
• 1:10:15
  You just said he made him look stupid, like the fun you're partying
• 1:10:16
  on los that conversation ended. He was like, I have a three gallo
• 1:10:21
  meetings coming up with some of the most important people in America, and I
• 1:10:27
  need you to give me a free concert codec Oh man, there is a
• 1:10:31
  year, a year from now, there's gonna be a new president. It's
• 1:10:35
  gonna be to me, the same one. I'm not, dude, it's
• 1:10:40
  gonna be. How good does President Vince McMahon sound though, dude, No
• 1:10:45
  chance, dude, Okay, Biden's dying. Yeah, yeah, come on,
• 1:10:56
  you don't think that was gonna Come on, dog, gonna be a
• 1:11:00
  year from now, do because January sixth happened obviously on January sixth, in
• 1:11:03
  December, December fourteenth, dude, if he fucking getting just think about it,
• 1:11:11
  introducing the President of the United States of America, your new head of
• 1:11:15
  state, and it's that picture of him in the mirror looking on crazy the
• 1:11:19
  intro. It'd be the forty ninth. This be the forty nine. Dog.
• 1:11:24
  Imagine that who hands out of trading cards ontion, He brings the first
• 1:11:28
  first move in the office, brings back the w W A shcreen bar oh
• 1:11:31
  man, I would fucking vote for him second term, dude, Dude,
• 1:11:38
  you can only have two terms. You don't even know that it's only two
• 1:11:41
  terms. That's why I'd be like, I know you just won, but
• 1:11:43
  you got my second year. But when you bring the w W a superstar,
• 1:11:45
  you only get two terms. That's it, Dude. I would tune
• 1:11:49
  into every fucking press conference, Dude, special guest appearance my Stone Colder oh
• 1:11:55
  Man jw hb's finest. Mis McMahon is a thirty third degree freemason, imag
• 1:12:02
  even more qualified. Put that food up there, bro, you kind of
• 1:12:05
  do have to Let those fools keep meeting up where the owls are out.
• 1:12:09
  I don't care food. Let those fools keep doing whatever they gotta do.
• 1:12:13
  Just don't blow up the earth, bro. I don't give a fuck what
• 1:12:15
  the fuck they do. Bro. Just you know what, Bro, it's
• 1:12:17
  been going on for years. Apparently nobody can fucking stop it. Just eventually
• 1:12:21
  we're all gonna fucking go past the wall. Whenever we went out of the
• 1:12:24
  room and we start sending the homeless with there, that'd be great. You
• 1:12:29
  like, just just let those fools off a plane. I'm kind of upset
• 1:12:31
  right now, but it's not cold. It's December. I know, I
• 1:12:34
  don't see snow in the mountain. That's craziness. Aren't cold? I want
• 1:12:38
  them to be cold. I want to don't even I don't wish that ship
• 1:12:42
  on those fools, dog like, well, you know what technical I did?
• 1:12:45
  What did I say last time? I was like, wait till old
• 1:12:46
  man water dj BO and you really you were like I love when it rains.
• 1:12:50
  These fools get wet. I did not say that. Yeah, I
• 1:12:56
  did not say that ship. I'm gonna play one right now. All right,
• 1:13:02
  let's listen to them two four numbers. This is a three minute phone
• 1:13:05
  call. Let's see what's up. No wo those paches Mars maybe yes and
• 1:13:14
  for Largo Yandu Mandya mandu a com x no ray no, say okay,
• 1:13:21
  see okay, no hey Jo to your man, do that belgain to the
• 1:13:28
  Chicago again to mass Bergaga, I can get this mother's dollars. Yeah.
• 1:13:35
  Ain't nobody playing with me, bitch. I get up with sm saying I'm
• 1:13:41
  just righting trying to get said to be. That's this bitch all my take.
• 1:13:45
  I'm gonna give this quick nor compre put comic and I mean just cheer
• 1:13:55
  us, cheer us, Yeah, Hi doing bro the lou So we don't
• 1:14:01
  put the same to fucking Ray holding it down like fucking like fucking like fucking
• 1:14:09
  like fucking down for sure, just a little to eat zone and a little
• 1:14:13
  too XG dog and we can't forget about Rocks, what up boy, fucking
• 1:14:17
  rocks hands and sometimes catching into that fucking the podcast dog. And then like
• 1:14:24
  I pulled up late. The first time I pulled up late, you guys
• 1:14:28
  had Rock on that bach playing beat. I was like, what the funks
• 1:14:30
  going on? But you know, I don't know where tuned in started free
• 1:14:33
  starting in that bitch. I was like, damn, the niggas get down,
• 1:14:36
  so show it to the mother fucking boy Rock and ship. Uh.
• 1:14:41
  I know you guys probably live right now eleven forty Chicago, Chicago. Dude,
• 1:14:49
  that ship is fucking epic, though, Bro, all right, what
• 1:14:53
  was he on? We barely have we barely half way? What was he
• 1:14:57
  on? Coke? Easy? Not and probably not tested because a little bit
• 1:15:00
  of crack is in there, a little bit of even saida thought he was
• 1:15:05
  about to say, I was doing Chiva Yo, chill homie. The next
• 1:15:12
  one, the next he was on the sick one yo, fucking SnO again,
• 1:15:21
  My bad. I don't know if I was talking for that long,
• 1:15:24
  but anyway, I want to continue my story. Bro. That that's sucking
• 1:15:28
  red bull Bro. That ship had me feeling like I did a fucking egg
• 1:15:32
  ball like pust time eye. The way and the thing is the obviously,
• 1:15:35
  you know my bodies and I used to it because I never drink red bulll
• 1:15:39
  ever. I always fix water like I don't even drink soda like that either,
• 1:15:45
  little juice here and the little fucking green icya. That was only one,
• 1:15:47
  you know, the dollar one, the fucking budget ball. You know.
• 1:15:51
  Anyway, the way like that goes red bulls fucking with the red bull
• 1:15:58
  Bro. I felt like I was a shake one my boy, two dogs.
• 1:16:06
  Just that I had a weird ass fucking dream, Bro, I fucking
• 1:16:10
  dreamed that I was out called as sick as one that I don't know where.
• 1:16:13
  I was evening some homies pribbn to Alley and I told him to the
• 1:16:15
  fat ass long ass building and I saw fucking George right there, George.
• 1:16:19
  I was like, pus oyway, my mayay, I thought I was in
• 1:16:24
  the fucking video games Dog Crazy and Ship. But anyway, yeah, the
• 1:16:29
  Marina the same effect dog preachure, red Bull caught hund because enter Paturel the
• 1:16:35
  little post dog. Because my ship was fucking boom boom boom like a bitch.
• 1:16:40
  Yeah, y'all have a good knight, bro and ship. I saw
• 1:16:42
  loute y'all from always from Chicago and your boy snowing this motherfucker follow me on
• 1:16:45
  Instagram ninety five snow boys with the z N to lo to my boy.
• 1:16:49
  He's on to look to my boy, to my boy Ray go to my
• 1:16:53
  boys. Fucking rock Hansten and that motherfucker littles everybody in there, Bro,
• 1:16:57
  I love everybody. B y'all, y'alla. Mother fucking ship like a motherfucking
• 1:17:01
  tamper pull. Not like that went out, but y'all, y'all get down
• 1:17:06
  all right. Yeah yeah, damn dude. Motherfucker was on a sick one.
• 1:17:14
  He said that was reddibule. Sure you've ever been like tacked out on
• 1:17:17
  any caffeine like that. I've been a sick one, dude, Like,
• 1:17:20
  yeah, one time I make pepsi with fucking monster Yep, that'll do it
• 1:17:26
  for you. Yeah. Yeah. I was a little kid one time and
• 1:17:29
  I was like fourteen thirteen news and told me that no, Bro, you
• 1:17:31
  don't want to get in my heart tack though he's got kids. Bro,
• 1:17:34
  that's true. Yeah, yeah, no, but uh I was like thirteen
• 1:17:39
  fourteen at the time, and it was during my dirt bike era. You
• 1:17:42
  know when you write dirt bikes, you drink monster, you have to.
• 1:17:45
  And so during the time I had, I was dirt bike riding and I
• 1:17:49
  told my parents. I was like, you guys, give me a monster
• 1:17:51
  so I can go faster on my dirt pike. And They're like, for
• 1:17:56
  sure, So I drink this monster, but I then I said, then
• 1:17:59
  yeah, I said, I drank it like water emails, like the big
• 1:18:03
  one, the one when you twist the cat. No, no, the
• 1:18:08
  one when you twist the cat. Bro. I wanted it because it was
• 1:18:10
  like two for six back in the day at the a MPM. I was
• 1:18:12
  like that, can I get one? And I drank that ship like water
• 1:18:15
  like Tommy drinks soda. And I drank that ship. Bro. And then
• 1:18:18
  fifteen minutes later, I was playing game board or something and then I just
• 1:18:23
  see my heart going like this through my chest, dog through my shirt,
• 1:18:27
  and I'm like, what the fuck? And I went like a little bits
• 1:18:30
  to tell my mom. I was like, ma, you see this.
• 1:18:34
  Yeah, he's like if my mom's like the ching gasa is in the red
• 1:18:36
  Balls and happened there and I was like, see, he's like not there,
• 1:18:43
  just sit down for a little bit like that. And I was like
• 1:18:47
  panicking. Bro, Like since then, I was like, that was like
• 1:18:49
  my first real bump cocaine. But you know, I have a fuck It
• 1:18:53
  was for real though. I saw it through my chest and I kind of
• 1:18:55
  I was like I knew something. I was like, bro, this is
• 1:18:57
  not good. And I went like a kid, like a little panthersk kid,
• 1:19:00
  and I was like I stopped. She want to go tell me?
• 1:19:02
  My dad's then, and my dad just like tomato and how did you get
• 1:19:13
  rid of the tweaki thing? You just got a chill, just like just
• 1:19:15
  like when you do a fat line of cocaine. Just got chill. Talk.
• 1:19:19
  They couldn't give me a beer because I'm a kid at the time,
• 1:19:23
  but you just got chilled. My mom's like I seen the thing. Just
• 1:19:26
  don't fucking don't accelerate your heart more. Don't go running around and get a
• 1:19:29
  heart tack got there and after the way it was doing it was bade.
• 1:19:34
  I remember I mixed the monster with the pepsi, and I remember like it
• 1:19:40
  was this like older kid who was like, no, Bro, get like
• 1:19:42
  high off this ship. And I was like what And I didn't even know
• 1:19:45
  what the how it was. I was like, let me get some and
• 1:19:47
  we fucking went to the back, got some Pepsi's, got some monsters,
• 1:19:51
  and we just started pounding them. Bro. And I just remember like,
• 1:19:55
  bro that day about the yea bo Yeah, like for real, do that
• 1:20:00
  stop? Non fucking stop? Like what are naps? Dude? What the
• 1:20:04
  fusing napp? Like now, dog is take a napp? But anytime,
• 1:20:06
  sometimes I wish people told me, like you're going nap. That's that's Greek
• 1:20:10
  gree for a kid. Bro, Bro, No, you know, so
• 1:20:14
  at a homie like a gangster as homie like or not. Not. So
• 1:20:18
  I was my homie homie. His brother was a gang member, like hardcore
• 1:20:23
  game member, like had a tattoo on his face and all that ship,
• 1:20:26
  and he was really into like crystal math and he was like like, uh,
• 1:20:30
  breaking into cars type of ship got locked up a couple of times.
• 1:20:32
  And his parents are from TJ, so they were atos. They're like,
• 1:20:40
  so they sent him to rehab and TJ, which is the worst you can
• 1:20:43
  do. Oh yeah, all you do is teach motherfuckers more ship. You
• 1:20:46
  know what this kid learned how to do that. He told me he didn't
• 1:20:48
  learn how to do it, but he told me that this is what they
• 1:20:51
  were doing there. You know how they're so used to being coked out and
• 1:20:55
  they're like being at that age. Yeah, these fools were literally putting co
• 1:21:00
  Ca caffeine to make coffee. You know, you have to put water in
• 1:21:02
  there. Yeah, who's putting coke in there? I don't even know if
• 1:21:06
  it does anything, but that's what these food were drinking. Because I was
• 1:21:09
  like, I was like Caplin, Lisa is like, ohful you stay tacked
• 1:21:12
  out asking them ship And this fool was telling me like, must have cours
• 1:21:16
  and TJ tos. I've been dogto dog and he was just like, yeah,
• 1:21:20
  imagine brewing coffee with coke. That is crazy I heard. I mean,
• 1:21:27
  you know when you hear those stories about coke being in like Coca cola,
• 1:21:30
  they didn't make you want to try it. What do you mean,
• 1:21:33
  oh, the one back in the day. Yeah, yeah, but that
• 1:21:35
  was like in the seventeen I don't even know honestly during what years? But
• 1:21:38
  that was probably in the seventeen hundreds. Coca has been around for that long.
• 1:21:43
  No, coca cola, No, no, no, no, no,
• 1:21:44
  probably the nineteen I don't know when they took the cocaine. Now,
• 1:21:46
  I don't know. I don't even want to quote that. You know.
• 1:21:48
  What I'm wondering is like where were they getting at Like like were they like
• 1:21:53
  were they getting like a break like delivered and they're like, okay, we'll
• 1:21:57
  put it in the mixture. It was supposed to be for pharmaceutic coc cola
• 1:22:00
  wasn't like a drink in the beginning, I think, really, oh,
• 1:22:05
  I think I don't think it was a drink in the beginning. He used
• 1:22:08
  to be a few for medical purposes. No, yeah, yeah, it
• 1:22:15
  was coca cola always a soda. You are you gonna have any of the
• 1:22:24
  era new era hats on Saturday? Uh? Yeah I did. I will
• 1:22:28
  have a bunch of the new era hats on Saturday. I just uploaded some
• 1:22:31
  of them and some of the new sizes for you guys that are interested.
• 1:22:35
  And yes, I will have a lot of stuff clearance. Uh, there's
• 1:22:39
  gonna be a box for the shirts that are like ten dollars a shirt that
• 1:22:42
  was wrong. No, Coca cola didn't start as a medicine, but it
• 1:22:45
  was invented by doctor and a pharmacist, doctor john S. Did you know?
• 1:22:49
  Coca cola was invented in May eighteen eighty seven in Atlanta, Georgia,
• 1:22:55
  and was first hold in Jacob's Pharmacy, where it was on sale for five
• 1:23:00
  cents a class. My boy singles and doabbles. You know how much that
• 1:23:03
  that's a lot of coke for dude, Tommy A Glasstow. That's just a
• 1:23:08
  soda. That's this type of ship that gets Tommy hard. I means like
• 1:23:11
  that statement alone, dog you read that to Tommy Dick hard bro by saying
• 1:23:15
  it says Coca cola was It wasn't. It wasn't into the creation of root
• 1:23:20
  beer in nineteen. In eighteen seventy six that soda began to evolve into a
• 1:23:24
  drink option. Cola flavored soda entered the market shortly after eighteen eighty one.
• 1:23:30
  Doctor Pepper was created in eighteen eighty five, and Doctor Pepper's fucking good Broper
• 1:23:33
  slaps yeah and but and it's believed to be the first soda is we know
• 1:23:38
  it today, followed by Coca Cola. So the real og is doctor Pepper.
• 1:23:45
  That's why the doctor knows best hate doctor Pepper. Salon medicina, motherfucker
• 1:23:51
  nasty? Yup? Yup? You sound like my mom, You sound like
• 1:23:56
  my grandma, you sound like my dad? Yep? Yes, may what
• 1:24:00
  medicine tastes like this food? Give me all of it? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:24:03
  give me the whole bottle up to like for real, bro, Like
• 1:24:10
  you looked at him like that black cat meme. There was this fucking started
• 1:24:14
  at the other cat like are you fucking serious? Bro? Like you remember
• 1:24:17
  that pink medicine in the nineties, Bro, that was like antibiotic still around,
• 1:24:21
  isn't it? No? Bro? This was the nastiest fucking medicine.
• 1:24:26
  Bro. It tasted like the texture was like very chalky. Yeah, alright,
• 1:24:33
  you never drank that pink syrup. And there was a white version too.
• 1:24:36
  There was a white version, and then there was a pink version,
• 1:24:40
  bro. And it was like a fucking antibodies you get it when you get
• 1:24:43
  the flu or something like that. And this ship tasted so fucking nasty.
• 1:24:48
  Bro. I did not mind the taste of that medicine. I remember one
• 1:24:54
  time I got hit because I threw it up. Bo, that's some stupid
• 1:24:59
  that's that's someth bad parenting. No, no offense to your parents. But
• 1:25:02
  if your kid throws up, obviously, did you make yourself throw up?
• 1:25:06
  No? I was did you really, because there's all there. I was
• 1:25:12
  just like, you taste dasty, bro, No, but did you make
• 1:25:14
  it because I also did ship like that when I was a kid, where
• 1:25:15
  I was like, I made myself throw up and at that point, yeah,
• 1:25:17
  I meant to. I saw you stick your finger in your mouth like
• 1:25:21
  I just could have swallowed it. I was just like, that's not throwing
• 1:25:25
  up, that's just you like food came out, came out, and the
• 1:25:29
  medicine all right. Then, See that's bad. I think that's bad parenting.
• 1:25:32
  You just I don't know if that fuck because you need your kid to
• 1:25:34
  get better. Somebody said, bro, I forgot about that. I love
• 1:25:40
  that ship. You guys are fucking crazy. Put up a picture of that
• 1:25:43
  nineteen nineties medicins s right there. Jordan. Yeah, yeah, that's crazy,
• 1:25:51
  bro. And do you think it really makes a difference between glass bottle
• 1:25:55
  stuff and like like plastic full pe pfas Forever chemicals. Dog, don't be
• 1:26:01
  tried not to be eating anything that's in plastic. Try not to eat it,
• 1:26:04
  even though that's so fucking hard. Everything's in plastic. Yeah, like
• 1:26:08
  all the cheap ass water. It's like fucking three dollars for a twenty four
• 1:26:11
  pack, but you're drinking cancer in that wall. You don't even know Fiji
• 1:26:15
  all that, dude, all that. The only water is that spring water?
• 1:26:18
  Yeah, that only glass water. What do you mean that ship we
• 1:26:21
  got here by mistake? Bro that that the KNJ was so mad that she
• 1:26:25
  ended up like hearing out his house like he was like, what, like,
• 1:26:30
  how dare they get the cancer free water? Everybody was like this water
• 1:26:34
  tastes like fucking found of youth. But no, dude, PFA so Forever
• 1:26:40
  chemicals. We just had someone on T four half that ship right there full
• 1:26:44
  that fucking medicine was fucking nasty for exactly what's this? Infections? Antibiotics?
• 1:26:50
  Antibiotics? Yeah, okay, like your infection ship like that? Yeah,
• 1:26:54
  a multiple fucking purposes. Dog, were you one of those sick kids he's
• 1:26:59
  on? Nah? I rarely get sick, Yeah, I mean neither.
• 1:27:01
  I wasn't a sick kid. Even the last time I got sick, which
• 1:27:04
  is recently, it was so bad food that I'm still spending on mucus from
• 1:27:09
  that ship. Are You're right? You when you do it in six weeks,
• 1:27:12
  when you do get sick, you do get that, is right,
• 1:27:15
  Like when you got COVID, you got that ship hard. Oh I was
• 1:27:18
  hard. I felt bad. I was like, man, this was going
• 1:27:21
  through it. Yeah, dude, Like, that's that's just crazy. That's
• 1:27:25
  why like when I get older, if I do get older, like I'm
• 1:27:28
  just gonna fucking be like, hey, man, I can't be getting sick,
• 1:27:30
  bro, you know what I mean? Because if you get sick like
• 1:27:33
  that, that one of those sicknesses could take you out for that's just crazy.
• 1:27:41
  Then your reptile voice comes out, Fuck you Hillary Clinton voice? Yeah,
• 1:27:46
  that shit is crazy, though? What Hillary Clinton voice are we talking
• 1:27:49
  about? Person will convince you of like hr like, do you want her
• 1:27:55
  to do like terminator and just get her arm? And I would like to
• 1:27:59
  see some type of confirmation. I want to see documents, not like stuff
• 1:28:02
  that you found on the internet or you found on the video. Even if
• 1:28:06
  she's not a lizard person, she's an evil person because where are they getting
• 1:28:10
  all right, the people who make these videos, where are they getting those
• 1:28:13
  sources from other videos? Wow? Make it make sense? Like shown,
• 1:28:18
  so they're turning the frogs fucking gay. Okay, that's factual though, because
• 1:28:23
  that's but it wasn't factual back then. Back then you were like, you're
• 1:28:26
  not making the frogs. Then you put up the actual video where the guy
• 1:28:29
  says it in front of Congress. We don't have facts, HS lizard person.
• 1:28:33
  Yeah, we're still working on it, but there's a lot of like,
• 1:28:36
  is there a confirmation of any type of reptilian period? Yeah, I'll
• 1:28:42
  send you videos all right, saying them. Dog, I want to see
• 1:28:45
  this ship, David Ike, dog number one, fucking reptilian guy. He's
• 1:28:49
  the one who brought us, brought this to light. That's the person David
• 1:28:53
  like. Ok I like to yeah, good like David. I you know
• 1:28:57
  how bad David Ike is on. I want to see a bob Leazar time
• 1:29:00
  person out there. Yeah. Yeah, David Ike, he's banned from countries
• 1:29:03
  in Europe. Put that through your head for the ship. He said,
• 1:29:09
  he's banning countries in Europe. He's as bad as Alex Jones in Europe.
• 1:29:15
  Is Alex Jones banderywhere or does he just owe a million dollars he owns a
• 1:29:18
  billion? Like, there's no way he has that. He owes a billion
• 1:29:24
  dollars somebody like that, I think, I let me look this up,
• 1:29:27
  but it's a crazy amount of number. You're like, I could. I'm
• 1:29:30
  not gonna lie though, like when he was when he was sitting at Corman,
• 1:29:32
  but he was just looking like he's like, fuck you old billion dollars.
• 1:29:36
  That ship was fucking so stupid, bro, that it wasn't on Tucker
• 1:29:40
  Carlson show. Yeah, he's Therefore he's coming around people act saw that ship
• 1:29:44
  was pretty actually entertaining. Hey, fo when that fool realizes he's never gonna
• 1:29:47
  be out of debt, bro, like read that. So so, Connecticut
• 1:29:53
  jury orders Alex Jones to pay nearly one billion dollars dollars. That's some doctor
• 1:29:59
  he sh that was. It was to prove a point. It was to
• 1:30:01
  try to shut down freedom of speech. It's because he told people that handy
• 1:30:05
  hook, that sandy hook wasn't real. Even if it was, even if
• 1:30:09
  it wasn't, freedom of speech, he can say what the fucking wants,
• 1:30:11
  you believe it or you don't. And if people went in, Yeah,
• 1:30:13
  but people who harassed those I don't give fuck freedom of speech. You can't
• 1:30:16
  harass people's houses though he never told people to do that. Yeah, but
• 1:30:20
  rast those people, then why are those people not owing a billion dollars?
• 1:30:24
  The president never told anybody to storm the fun exactly the White House. But
• 1:30:27
  he's still facing consequence. He's not going to Joe from I guarantee you he's
• 1:30:30
  not because he never wants did he tell him to go and to go He
• 1:30:33
  even told him to leave peacefully. But yeah, dude, imagine only a
• 1:30:39
  billion dollars. You gotta hit up fucking uh, fucking uh. Who's the
• 1:30:43
  guy from that movie Austin Powers? Uh? Doctor evil hit up doctor evil
• 1:30:49
  dog. One billion dollars though, million dollars. Yeah, that's how much
• 1:30:55
  shows that's now he just works for freedom. He literally just at this point,
• 1:30:59
  you just talking ship, just talk ship, man, that's crazy.
• 1:31:04
  A billion dollars, bro, like for some ship you said, and then
• 1:31:08
  you apologize for it. You think that was apologize already for it? You
• 1:31:11
  think bad? You think that was gonna offer himself. Oh I don't know,
• 1:31:14
  bro, that'd be some Jeffrey Epstein he's gonna live, He's gonna write
• 1:31:17
  this ship out. King. He's a conspiracy king, He's a god in
• 1:31:20
  the conspiracy world. Damn, he's right almost every time. He's kidding,
• 1:31:26
  not almost every time, but bro, he said the frogs are gay and
• 1:31:28
  they're turning gay. First of all, how can you prove the frogs are
• 1:31:31
  turning gay? Turning gay? Ask ray? Frogs are turning fucking gay,
• 1:31:35
  Dude, they're turning into dudes. It's a serious water supply. Yep.
• 1:31:40
  Well is it contamination or is it you know, plotted. Oh, so
• 1:31:44
  there's a real science behind He's not just saying the frogs are gay. Well,
• 1:31:46
  when he was saying it sounded crazy, but yeah, if there was
• 1:31:49
  sciences. He had articles like okay, what what what was the whole deal?
• 1:31:54
  Like what someone in the group check? Can you say, what's the
• 1:31:56
  chemical? There's a chemical in the water. No, it's not floriade.
• 1:31:59
  That's that's that's for your neal gland. Flora is in our toothpaste, which
• 1:32:02
  I now should make us extremely gay. No, but it's in your paneal
• 1:32:05
  gland and it does make you. I use natural toothpaste now yeah, good,
• 1:32:09
  Yeah, don't be using that ship and it's bad for you, as
• 1:32:12
  in tiny yeah, as in tin in the water, just making the frogs
• 1:32:15
  gay. But so you gotta think about it. I mean atrazine, ax
• 1:32:18
  zine. Yeah, that and then, uh, you gotta think about it.
• 1:32:20
  You know how fucking everybody takes drugs in America? Yeah, and where
• 1:32:26
  when you piss it out? Where does it go in the water stream?
• 1:32:29
  And then they fill to that water and they put it back in the tap
• 1:32:30
  water. Don't drink tap water. You're drinking fucking hormones, plan B,
• 1:32:34
  fucking drugs, fucking narca, all that shit. It's not getting fans out
• 1:32:40
  fancy. Yeah, dude, So that's why you're becoming females because you're taking
• 1:32:45
  a bunch of plant a bunch of fucking birst control. You know how much
• 1:32:48
  birth control females take every day, and not to get back in the water.
• 1:32:51
  And what you're saying is that we should get to stostrol shots to make
• 1:32:54
  sure we're not super gay and don't drink tap water. I agree, we
• 1:32:58
  should blog this. Let's all go get shots. You want to see this
• 1:33:00
  picture. Tell me this picture is that frog's turning gay? Dude? No
• 1:33:03
  dogs are turning gay. Frogs are turning gay. You can look this on
• 1:33:08
  my Instagram. There's a video of a frogging another frog out. They're turning
• 1:33:11
  gay. That's it. We're gonna have to start blogging this fucking bi monthly.
• 1:33:15
  Fucking uh, you know, we can't even make it bi monthly.
• 1:33:17
  We gotta make it monthly so it's not gay. So fucking we gotta get
• 1:33:21
  monthly to stosterone shots everybody, So we could just be like we was onto
• 1:33:26
  something. I was think about it now, I bet you, I bet
• 1:33:29
  you, Like we would understand why he's just trying to cook it while he's
• 1:33:31
  trying to outsmoke the competition. If it's testosterone levels are all leveled up,
• 1:33:34
  because that's some man shit. It's like, fuck you bitch, I'm the
• 1:33:38
  king of the jungle. Hey, hey, you're onto something. Bro.
• 1:33:41
  I didn't think about it. Maybe that's why he's so competitive. Now it's
• 1:33:44
  the trt. He's like, you can think about it, bro, Like
• 1:33:45
  what the definition of the nineteen seventies and nineteen eighties, man, when they
• 1:33:49
  were like, fuck you, we can all like Larry Bird, Magic Johnson,
• 1:33:54
  all these basketball players don't fight on the fucking basketball court, talk about
• 1:33:57
  fuck you bitch, I'm the best, and like Thropp toossils, Bro what
• 1:34:00
  bro Lebron cries for everything a little bit? Did you see his doesn't even
• 1:34:05
  bro doesn't even want to fucking try, and he's already crying. Bro,
• 1:34:10
  he didn't sit down for the national anthem. All right, that's it.
• 1:34:15
  Let's get it. Let's get it to stars, roon shots sponsorship. We'll
• 1:34:18
  fucking do some real big promo and I'll give you a booth at the next
• 1:34:21
  fucking pop up so we can all fucking be a man. Be a man.
• 1:34:26
  Nando. Did you guys hear the raided They raided Alexander Moredo and some
• 1:34:30
  other protesters house. Oh yeah, I like at two three four in the
• 1:34:33
  morning, Dog, they raided their pad. And then you know what,
• 1:34:36
  they're calling him Terris Terris organization for real, for real, And I'm like,
• 1:34:43
  I told him this is happening. No, I told you, And
• 1:34:45
  I like his I like what he's doing, but he like then he posted
• 1:34:48
  up brouh fools got false community or something posted it up. It's not on
• 1:34:53
  his page because I mean, obviously we got raided. Dog, you got
• 1:34:55
  better things to do than post even though that's usually what he's good at.
• 1:34:58
  They raided his lady too. I think his lady is in the one in
• 1:35:00
  the video. I don't know. I saw a video and I I think
• 1:35:03
  Foals Community one of those those those those pages posted it. But yeah,
• 1:35:08
  they went to this house, bro, and I guess they're ah. Bro,
• 1:35:12
  he's just I don't know, Bro, he's calling people pigs and ship
• 1:35:15
  like that, and it's the cops and just gotta what happened to fucking Martin
• 1:35:21
  Luther King Jr. Damn? They fucking did get raided big time? What
• 1:35:27
  happened to Martin Luther King Jr? Dad? Bro? Oh No, they're
• 1:35:30
  fucking getting there there, They're getting them. They're getting they're trying to give
• 1:35:32
  these fools a RICO case. Yeah, because they're classifying them as a gang
• 1:35:38
  activity Like they're classifying them predicate for a rico when you it's like when they
• 1:35:44
  took down certain gangs back in the nineties, food I thought out to do
• 1:35:48
  it, like, you know, fucking scamming people and ship Nah, dude,
• 1:35:51
  Like I mean they're like because he's probably I mean, I don't know,
• 1:35:55
  bro, Like when they're trying to get you and they're charging you as
• 1:35:57
  a gang. They're gonna try to put something on top of that. Okay,
• 1:36:00
  we gotta think about it. You don't think I mean, and not
• 1:36:02
  to play devil's advocate. I love, I love that he's protecting vendors,
• 1:36:06
  But to play devil's advocate. You don't think getting people to go to someone's
• 1:36:10
  house is kind of gang activity. It is terrorizing. If there's one hundred
• 1:36:15
  people in my house and already apologize and I said, get off my lawn
• 1:36:17
  and this told the BANDA shows up. And what happened up? What happened
• 1:36:23
  to Malcolm X? I said it? Malcolm X will copping the matter?
• 1:36:26
  Lutherking? What happened to the founder of the Black Panthers? If he's not?
• 1:36:30
  And that's because what happened to Abraham Lincoln? Because they were violent,
• 1:36:33
  that's all other thing. He's violent. Abraham Lincoln was all like, he
• 1:36:36
  was like, hey man, these fools are they're they're gonna they're gonna turn
• 1:36:40
  over. They need a leader. And then then they were just like,
• 1:36:43
  hey food, the workers don't want to work no more. Bro. They're
• 1:36:45
  just like they're like, it's too late. This fool got him to unionize
• 1:36:48
  already and then sure enough they were like bag. I mean the last one
• 1:36:50
  he got was that, But to me it was a little I mean,
• 1:36:55
  I don't even want to say, because people get off fucking man, I
• 1:36:57
  think a liquor. But like the last one was like the said some ship
• 1:37:00
  to the lady Disneyland. They got her fired, went to her house and
• 1:37:04
  she just said some ship and she even I don't think she worked at Disneyland.
• 1:37:08
  She didn't work at Disnentland, but she was the one that happened at
• 1:37:11
  Disneyland. Remember one of them happened in Disneyland. I don't remember that one.
• 1:37:15
  Think it happened outside or something. That Disney there was a little altercation
• 1:37:17
  with someone called someone to stop stop seeking Spanish. Yeah, that fucking chick.
• 1:37:23
  Yeah, yeah, that fat chick. And then he was like,
• 1:37:25
  yeah, I don't like Mexicans or something like that. Yeah, And that's
• 1:37:28
  the last one that happened before. And that's what I mean. You just
• 1:37:30
  gotta fuck with the wrong person. You don't know who's whose dad, whose
• 1:37:33
  uncle, Who's who's a lawyer, who's got power in the DA, Who's
• 1:37:39
  who's who's an FBI. You don't fucking know that that person might have known
• 1:37:43
  someone, and then you're at their house. Bro. The only time that
• 1:37:45
  I mean, I remember, I ever want to fucking deal with an altercation
• 1:37:48
  is if I feel that you're putting me in some direct danger. Most of
• 1:37:51
  the times, I'm really kind of cool with letting it go where I'm just
• 1:37:54
  like, all right, bro, that's how you feel whatever, like,
• 1:37:57
  unless you're really like all right, right, well, okay, Let's say
• 1:38:00
  Alex and let's say you get caught saying something to some Asian people and there's
• 1:38:03
  an Asian Alex and Amrado finds out HIGHD Hungary shows up to your pad.
• 1:38:09
  You tell them to leave, and they do what alex and does to you
• 1:38:13
  because you said, well, uh instead of Ramen, instead of the bombing,
• 1:38:17
  go back to Ramen I was. And they're at your house. What
• 1:38:21
  do you do you think it's you? Do you think I'll come outside be
• 1:38:25
  like, what do you want me to do? You guys leave, They've
• 1:38:27
  done that. I'm sorry, all right, bro? He my bad dog.
• 1:38:30
  And they want more. They want you fired from your job. They
• 1:38:32
  want Hie Hungry canceled, they want your YouTube cancel. They're coming at you.
• 1:38:36
  That's what these fools want they've apologized people. I think people that have
• 1:38:40
  apologized like they kind of leave them alone after that, though, come on,
• 1:38:44
  don't unless they keep on going because I kind of I follow this for
• 1:38:46
  a lot those sounds. Yeah, that gonna Gito tattoo is probably a bad
• 1:38:56
  will make them a different color dude. Then there's there's not a good vito.
• 1:39:00
  Dude. He could be like they have that bino. He could be
• 1:39:02
  white. That's even more wild. Yeah, white chocolate is not racist.
• 1:39:10
  White chocolate is not even chocolate that's fucked up? Is it really not?
• 1:39:15
  It's a cream. I have annoying facts. I mean, if you taste
• 1:39:19
  it, you can clearly taste that. There's no chocolate cocoa exactly, no
• 1:39:27
  coca coca coll Did you hear that coffee is racist? How the fuck is
• 1:39:35
  coffee racist? Second? It's a fucking fruit? Coffee is They said that
• 1:39:42
  Salvador water logo here? Coffee is racist? How coffee? How drinking coffee?
• 1:39:50
  What's that word with the pea? Perpetuates perpetuates white supremacy created by black
• 1:39:59
  people for black people, now a pillar of white supremacy capitalism. If you
• 1:40:02
  consume coffee, you are helping an industry built on racism. I just had
• 1:40:06
  two cups, so you racist. That's what Sam said. He's like,
• 1:40:11
  if coffee is racist, like I do this exactly what that's what exactly what
• 1:40:16
  Sam said. He said, if coffee is racist, then I am the
• 1:40:19
  grand Wizard third degree thirty three degree coffee drinker, Grand Wizards of metal metal
• 1:40:30
  right metal metal, Yeah, triple, that's supposed to be like the like,
• 1:40:34
  yeah, I only drink cold brew. That's why, you know,
• 1:40:38
  I cold ass racist, cold hearted, cold hearted. He left him outside
• 1:40:45
  when it rained. I threw the change on the floor. Yeah. Bro,
• 1:40:53
  they're tripping out. I'm making everything racist. Everything is man tripping out
• 1:40:59
  like everybody, Like everybody's fucking tripping out, like on Spaniards. It's like
• 1:41:02
  people are crying but like I don't know. Food. Food's just gotta get
• 1:41:05
  beat up being the Spaniards did pillage? Can you can? You? Ato
• 1:41:10
  said, because there it comes fucking LATINX Oh no, no, come on,
• 1:41:15
  don't and you can't do that to us. Right here we go.
• 1:41:17
  Coffee as a plant is not racist, It's true. It's the different ways
• 1:41:24
  that systems have been put in place to benefit white land owners. And not
• 1:41:28
  the people growing the coffee and doing the work. Yeah, but I got
• 1:41:32
  I'm drinking coffee no matter what racist or not. Like yeah, like it's
• 1:41:35
  not. I mean, if I could grow my own coffee, I would
• 1:41:38
  consider definitely doing it. But it's just he's very hard. It's kind of
• 1:41:40
  easier to pay for it. You know. Who Look, man, you
• 1:41:44
  just can't. You can't get mad at the food that fucking bought the land,
• 1:41:46
  right like at some point, Like, I mean, you could get
• 1:41:48
  mad, but it's like, oh, like we didn't have resources. If
• 1:41:53
  the only way to change it now is to fucking start doing our own shit
• 1:41:56
  like how everybody else is doing, like how the black community is doing.
• 1:41:59
  They're like, come to this black coffee shop, we play jazz and hip
• 1:42:00
  hop, you know what I mean? Or like fucking come to this fucking
• 1:42:03
  black barbershop. We give you phades and lineups. Okay, you know what
• 1:42:06
  I mean? Like that, Like, I just feel we got to take
• 1:42:10
  more pride, like a right. So a lot of the things that are
• 1:42:12
  quote unquote great to us has been driven and profited by profit. Uh you
• 1:42:18
  know, when you make a profit, a lot of it's benefiting white But
• 1:42:25
  now we don't have to. Latinos can make their own coffee and everything.
• 1:42:28
  There's like that, like there you go to that's not that's that's Mexican writer,
• 1:42:34
  I'm guessing. Or Latin promo. Yeah, it's supposed to promote.
• 1:42:39
  Yeah, so we can fight if you really as you know, I'm gonna
• 1:42:42
  look up who owns so. But but I was asking you, So we're
• 1:42:45
  talking about lands and ship You hear all the fucking commotion that's going in the
• 1:42:48
  slows right now when they're they're putting the Dodger stadiums, like we need more
• 1:42:53
  than the land, we need the scar now. Oh no, no,
• 1:42:56
  no, I don't know if that's going on. Yeah, they're building the
• 1:42:58
  fucking thing. The from you in station to to Dodger Stadium. You're gonna
• 1:43:01
  have a fuck oh yeah. So and then us is all mad that they're
• 1:43:04
  they're getting told to get the fuck out. Yeah, what do you think
• 1:43:08
  about that? I'm like, bro like, in this market, bro like,
• 1:43:12
  that's kind of fucked up. Unless you're giving these foods like fifty thousand
• 1:43:15
  or one hundred thousand or even I'm happy to give a marketing. They give
• 1:43:18
  you shitty ass money for a lot when they kick you out on the tack
• 1:43:20
  real quick. What's going on the other stadium that's happening again? For to
• 1:43:25
  build to build that fucking thing from Union Station to go up to all that
• 1:43:29
  fucking gondola bullshit? Yeah yeah, I mean they've been running that billboard for
• 1:43:33
  a while, but it's it's happening. Damn. I couldn't pull it off.
• 1:43:38
  Okay, No, but they're going to fucking gods the strip that ship.
• 1:43:40
  Bro Okay, But I was talking about a whole other thing. Maybe
• 1:43:44
  Ray knows about this one, Solaws. I guess they're they're destroying these these
• 1:43:46
  these these projects, not project these apartments, because they're going to destroy them
• 1:43:51
  and build some new ones. And people are complaining about that ship. And
• 1:43:54
  like you said, if the owner sells it, we're not gonna make not
• 1:43:57
  letting him make money. What do you mean if the owner sales So the
• 1:44:01
  owner of the building wants to sell it, and what they're gonna do with
• 1:44:04
  it is destroy it and then build some new high rises like dope fucking apartments.
• 1:44:10
  I've been seeing a lot of it. They're telling those people they got
• 1:44:12
  to get the fuck out. Damn. To me, I feel bad for
• 1:44:15
  that people I trust me. I feel bad when you're in that situation.
• 1:44:18
  But the owner of that building can sell it. And if the people that
• 1:44:23
  buy it want to sit there and destroy it, and this is it sounds,
• 1:44:30
  the owner can do whatever the owner wants to do. It's business business.
• 1:44:34
  Unless you're that type of owner. You're not a Barts person. Like,
• 1:44:39
  if you know you love your fucking tenants and all that ship, you
• 1:44:42
  might want to keep that fucking place like Barts. Bring it, Billiams.
• 1:44:46
  You know, you know, support a team that doesn't kick people out of
• 1:44:50
  the community. Go see La f C Heights, like one of those last
• 1:44:55
  Latino neighborhoods in like Soca were Like, they're really trying to keep it brown
• 1:44:58
  as they can. But the battle for that is well, it's stunning money
• 1:45:03
  and money. Here's another thing. Let's say I own this building, right
• 1:45:05
  and my tenants are there, and they're rassa tenants. Right. Do you
• 1:45:10
  think that the rent is paid on time? No? Why do you think
• 1:45:14
  I'm trying to get rid of it? Because at the end of the I
• 1:45:15
  don't want to do with you, so Londo and not my problem. You
• 1:45:18
  gotta hear all these john excuse me. I'm sure. I'm sure. If
• 1:45:23
  they can raise the rent every year and you didn't bitch about it, they'd
• 1:45:27
  be stoked. But every time they raise the rent, here comes the city
• 1:45:30
  complaining about how it's not your property, it's not your land. Every time
• 1:45:33
  you get every time the rent goes up. This is if knew the Dodger
• 1:45:42
  history, they wouldn't be Dodger fans. I'll go to Dodger games. See
• 1:45:45
  that's a fact. Okay, okay, look, look, look, look
• 1:45:48
  I'd be saying my hats but you know, the history is fucked up.
• 1:45:55
  But don't forget when uh Venezuela was his name, that Ernando. That does
• 1:46:00
  not make up for a whole fucking it does I mean no, it does
• 1:46:05
  not. Bro Like that ship does not make up for the generations of baseball.
• 1:46:10
  I know. Are we not going to have a team because it happened.
• 1:46:13
  I don't think the fan base should have been predominantly Latino if they were
• 1:46:15
  really informed of like how these are worth? Is that? Yeah, that's
• 1:46:19
  straight true. And then you give us a Latino like Fernando and he fucking
• 1:46:23
  kills any murders. And that's the reason we go back to the stadium because
• 1:46:26
  a lot of people, Oh wow, there's a brown person there. Oh
• 1:46:29
  they did Dodgers weren't stupid. They fell for the fucking bait. And here
• 1:46:32
  we are again. Yep. And now they're trying to make this Asian neighborhood.
• 1:46:36
  They're like old Tani. They're trying to make it back. They're trying
• 1:46:41
  to They're gonna make it Asian again, bro, because well Heights had is
• 1:46:44
  a big part Asian before, was it. Yeah, they had a big
• 1:46:47
  presence in that community back in the day. That's why that last remaining restaurant,
• 1:46:51
  it's a really big deal. Yeah, and that's that's probably gonna go
• 1:46:56
  away too with all that renovation. Okay, and then here's and nothing.
• 1:47:00
  I almost moved to Eastlaws and I moved into one of the genified centrified buildings
• 1:47:04
  and I didn't go at night, and George told me go at night,
• 1:47:08
  and they, yeah, clean it up. Either clean it up or you
• 1:47:10
  guys got to not be gang related and ship too. Though, Yeah,
• 1:47:14
  why do you think only white people moving there? Oddly enough, I mean,
• 1:47:16
  from what I've been around in East Lows, there's not a lot of
• 1:47:19
  homelessness. There's a lot of like why no shit, but like seeing like
• 1:47:26
  a homeless person sitting on a like sleeping at apart bench or on a you
• 1:47:30
  know, tan city. I've not seen a ten city. I moved out.
• 1:47:32
  I almost moved on Ramparts. I remember I called I don't know,
• 1:47:39
  I called the I call Bado. I called these. I was like,
• 1:47:42
  hey, have you ever heard this street? I'm over here, look at
• 1:47:43
  the department. It looks nice in the inside part. And he's like,
• 1:47:46
  don't don't go there. Something. Didn't even ask me the core. And
• 1:47:50
  then he's like, called George and tell me you want to move to Rampart.
• 1:47:54
  And George's like Felipa used to live their dog, a gang banger.
• 1:47:58
  I used to pick them up in the car and not even can get out.
• 1:48:00
  I was like, all right, looking up, I'm definitely not moving
• 1:48:03
  there. And the price was good too. But the guy came in the
• 1:48:05
  day and they were white ass fucking home like uh uh, landlords. He
• 1:48:12
  wasn't lord, but you no property management? Yeah, super white. Didn't
• 1:48:15
  tell me nothing about the gang related ship. I'm like everything, yeah,
• 1:48:18
  And that's how they get you. If I wouldn't have made this phone call,
• 1:48:20
  I would have been there infested. My bulldog would have been fucking robbed.
• 1:48:25
  Yep, the Taho would have been gone for sure. You would have
• 1:48:29
  got you would have got home, and it would have been your car would
• 1:48:30
  have been gone one day. And I'm there calling zone, don't get to
• 1:48:34
  borrow on your strips. Please, like my truck's gone, crying tears down
• 1:48:40
  my can we do another extra extra we don't supposed to say for the extra
• 1:48:44
  money? Yeah, man, that that ship is fucking crazy though, man,
• 1:48:50
  like like living in La It's it's something else. But ah, yeah,
• 1:48:57
  man, I mean I do think that people do need to do their
• 1:49:00
  history, and especially now with the Internet being so accessible and everybody has their
• 1:49:03
  shit, I think it's a better we have a better chance of not letting
• 1:49:08
  this shit happen again with Dodger Stadium as compared to like how before people just
• 1:49:14
  kind of they didn't have a voice, but like now it's like, hey
• 1:49:15
  man, people, if people are over here protesting over fucking Palestine in California,
• 1:49:21
  which has nothing to really kind of like affect, like not to affect,
• 1:49:25
  there's no way, but I'm like, we can protest over this shit.
• 1:49:28
  Yeah, and you know what, like the owners, you know,
• 1:49:32
  I would I wouldn't say completely blame on the owners, but like the owners
• 1:49:36
  are an influence, you know, they are an influence, and I kind
• 1:49:43
  of look at them like, man, do you guys are pieces of shit
• 1:49:45
  too? You actually are kind of like allowing this. Well, I don't
• 1:49:47
  know if they're allowing I don't know if it's the city that's like fucking,
• 1:49:50
  let's just do whatever we want, or is it a deal with Dodger owners,
• 1:49:55
  because come on, it is for the Dodgers. Shit money, it's
• 1:49:59
  money. It's gonna make money for the city that you but you think about
• 1:50:02
  it, you have so much money coming in, but it's also not shit.
• 1:50:06
  Yeah, but we're talking like right now, we're just talking all the
• 1:50:09
  Dodgers, Dodgers. You know that's not just for the Dodgers. You know
• 1:50:12
  how many events happen at the Dodgers Stadium that that's gonna help the congestion,
• 1:50:15
  the traffic, the money. It's not free to get on those trolls.
• 1:50:18
  I guarantee it's gonna be at least a dollar. At least a dollar.
• 1:50:23
  Yeah, I'm a bad five at least five, at least five. I
• 1:50:27
  can't say a dollar though, Yeah, I definitely not a dollar. I
• 1:50:29
  was tripping, but it's gonna cost money. You want to go see Beyonce
• 1:50:32
  when Beyonce performs at the fucking Dodger Stadium, twenty minute one dollar trip from
• 1:50:36
  the tram. You know, I will say though, like because I've seen
• 1:50:41
  where they would put the tram and like to get from that location to Dodgers
• 1:50:45
  Stadium on Yeah, you're literally going straight through. So we're talking that's cool.
• 1:50:51
  I'm not gonna say that's not cool. Cool. We were just talking
• 1:50:55
  about this on the last episode. I told you homeless or traffic, and
• 1:50:58
  you guys peak homeless because guys are. But that's all that's a way to
• 1:51:01
  get rid of traffic. It's you gotta some people gotta go through sacrifices for
• 1:51:06
  other people to gain something, and you have to lose your house for everybody
• 1:51:14
  else to gain some mobility in traffic. I know it sounds like, but
• 1:51:17
  this is this is the best for everybody. This is a society. This
• 1:51:20
  isn't start being so. I know it sucks that we don't give him more
• 1:51:23
  money. That's that's one thing I'm not cool with. When he's gonna say
• 1:51:26
  that they give him, like I thought to give him like top of the
• 1:51:28
  market. When he gonna tell me to get him a low market, I
• 1:51:30
  think that's fucked up because the government has the government prints money, so print
• 1:51:33
  more money and give it to him. I'm not that type of person.
• 1:51:36
  But I am looking at it like you should print no more. Yeah,
• 1:51:40
  But I'm looking at as in the benefit of the city in the long term,
• 1:51:43
  like yo, like right now, if you told me we got to
• 1:51:45
  get the we gotta get rid of this city and this in these little counties
• 1:51:48
  to put a subway system which will eliminate traffic. And if people said,
• 1:51:53
  but I've lived in my house for fucking twenty years and Mike Grandpa lived there
• 1:51:57
  and tinder there, go make new memory somewhere else. Let's go. Yeahs.
• 1:52:04
  But if they said that to like your parents' is home, I would
• 1:52:09
  give my parents the money. That is for the market, and it is
• 1:52:11
  what it is. I don't just it's the benefit for the whole for a
• 1:52:15
  thousand people. But don't you own it like you have the deed? Okay,
• 1:52:17
  that's one thing I'm talking you. You're in America. You don't own
• 1:52:20
  anything. You don't own anything. There's no freedom, right America does allow
• 1:52:26
  you to like own ship, bro so you only own you know, you
• 1:52:29
  don't own the air of course, you know, you know, you know,
• 1:52:31
  you only own like ten feet at the house. You own land.
• 1:52:34
  You really don't. We just do that that you don't. You just prove
• 1:52:40
  that you don't. You don't, and you don't. But you you can
• 1:52:43
  type paper you own it, you can buy for it, and then and
• 1:52:46
  then you know what happens according to the state. You're right, you're right,
• 1:52:48
  you're right. There's a paper that says that you own it. And
• 1:52:51
  then you know what happens. They get a lawyer to write a new paper
• 1:52:55
  that says that you don't own it. And guess what, now, you
• 1:52:58
  don't fucking own it, and you take the money or you don't you play
• 1:53:01
  ball, you don't. You should play ball and try to get as much
• 1:53:04
  as you can for money. But that's it. Just to be a bit
• 1:53:08
  more like accurate about it. The banks own it, not the government.
• 1:53:12
  The banks, because the banks have to do you know, foreclosures and the
• 1:53:16
  mortgage rates and all that stuff that's bank shit. I'm assuming it's bankshit.
• 1:53:20
  Yeah, So yeah, you're dealing with banks. You know, you're dealing
• 1:53:25
  with institutions that have more money than you could ever possibly try to get in
• 1:53:31
  your lifetime, and it's hard to beat that. So I get that.
• 1:53:35
  You're right, You're right. It kind of does make sense. We're like,
• 1:53:39
  well, if I'm the person who has more money, technically I do
• 1:53:41
  own this rather than the person who is said to own it. I get
• 1:53:45
  that. But still, man, people in fucking Malibu beach fucking buying those
• 1:53:50
  land spaces back in the days when it was just like I don't know,
• 1:53:54
  fifty dollars a square foot at that time, you know, like, come
• 1:53:58
  on, dude, they own ash. Okay, see generational wealth too are
• 1:54:01
  okay? We say that right now? Okay, but right now you know
• 1:54:03
  you can buy some land in Pi, Ohio or Detroit. Okay, And
• 1:54:09
  one day you're gonna sit there and say the same thing you just said,
• 1:54:13
  And why didn't I buy it? No, man, because it's gonna one
• 1:54:16
  day Detroit's gonna be popping again. I guarantee you, one day, Detroit
• 1:54:19
  it's gonna be popping. Maybe it will never be some money someone might have
• 1:54:24
  said, MAUI might have never been MAUI. Why'd you buy that? Why'd
• 1:54:28
  you buy him, but landin Maui. I don't think the people who live
• 1:54:31
  in Mount like, do you know the indigenous native people who live in Maui?
• 1:54:34
  I don't think they like the certain folks who own it. Who are
• 1:54:38
  the people don't call Hawaiians and ship Yeah, I saw that soccer movie about
• 1:54:45
  a soccer movie. Yeah, they were like the worst team in the world.
• 1:54:48
  And then this is based on a true story and they get a coach
• 1:54:50
  and they like get established, they got beat like about it. I can't
• 1:54:56
  believe you didn't know about that. I don't know about this. I think
• 1:54:58
  you'd enjoy it. It's called Next Goal Wins and uh so yes to give
• 1:55:08
  you premises before we get out, we get off, I want to see
• 1:55:10
  in the theater but a story of an infamous Terrible Americana Samoa soccer team known
• 1:55:15
  for a brutal two thousand and one FETA match that they lost thirty one to
• 1:55:18
  zero. Yeah, that's you should check that movie out. It's a pretty
• 1:55:26
  funny movie. It's about soccer. Most most movies about soccer sucks. You
• 1:55:30
  know what was pretty funny though, you know which is pretty cool? Don't
• 1:55:32
  say fucking goal goal bend it like beck fuck you bend it like becon was
• 1:55:41
  cool, dude. It's not like a class. I'm not gonna say it's
• 1:55:44
  it's it's it's it's a female, it's a chicken chicken tin doty. But
• 1:55:47
  it was good. Dog. As a kid, you're like, hey,
• 1:55:49
  a soccer movie. We're like, not like there was a football movie because
• 1:55:53
  it was just football. It's a solid ass movie. Solid. Yeah,
• 1:55:56
  So I'm saying it's solid dude. It's nice. It's nice. It does
• 1:56:00
  what it needs to do, and they got a lot of girls to play.
• 1:56:02
  You know me, I'm here. I'm a feminist. Feminist yeah for
• 1:56:12
  real, that's what all the Yeah. But all right, y'all, we
• 1:56:16
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  Oh my god, I'm not like a football fan or a NFL fan
• 1:58:01
  Raiders, but the Raiders right now, Dog, every chrots Dick is hard.
• 1:58:08
  He's George is doing cocaine Saturday. Go go hit up that hit them
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  up, Dog. They won sixty three to twenty one versus the Chargers.
• 1:58:15
  And that's like the rival gang. That's like, that's like us playing l
• 1:58:18
  A. That's like I was playing Galaxy and beating them eight zero. Bro.
• 1:58:20
  Ray wouldn't hear the end of it? Yeah, that would suck.
• 1:58:24
  Damn. So I mean, for one, shout out to the Raiders.
• 1:58:26
  Holy shit, wowy Helmi be there Saturday. What's up? Pull up?
• 1:58:30
  I will be there. I go through my mom post up that same clip
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  again, the same clips every years. Tears, realotal tears. You're real
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  good, happy chrotal tears though, thank you. But I'll be there Saturday.
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  Davin Waxon will be there with some fucking fires. Dad Waxington, Yeah,
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  Dad Waxington, I'm high for ling alone And uh but We're gonna be
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  a lot of fucking food food vendors. Chili's gonna be there with their art
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  like with this, and you can see these in person. I don't know
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  she's gonna be shorting them off. Yeah, I don't know if she's gonna
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  be showing them off or she's gonna be there hit that will show them off
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  for sure, will not show them off. You never know. Yeah,
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  later in the night, later later in the night, at nine pm,
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  for back in the day. So thank you. See you guys on Saturday.
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  Yeah. And also what is it? Uh parking will be across the
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  street at the dental clinic. And if there's no funeral going on at the
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  mortuary place, you could just park there and they won't tell you shit.
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  who have been wondering where to get the pro pan pens, here's a list
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  of a few of a few places that you can get the pro pan pens
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  at. We could play that what is it as soon as we're off.
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  But yeah, if you guys are wondering where in the La County area or
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  ie you can get my pro pens at, the following video will let you
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  know everything you need to know so far. So with that being said,
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  thank you so much for tuning in Hope. You guys have a good night,
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  do your holiday shopping if you're gonna do any at all, Joy and
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  joy, enjoy these moments. You know what I'm saying. Come around once
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  a year, but shit changes every year. You know what I'm saying?
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  Good or peace out? Oh hi there, stop working for a second.
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  I know a lot of you guys have been wondering. You guys know that
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  I have a new collaboration with Propan. That's right, the new flavors by
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  the Zone and Propan Vaporizer collaboration. A lot of you guys are familiar with
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  our cards, or some of you guys are familiar with our disposables. These
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  are actually very unique. A lot of you guys actually sought after this one,
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  and I don't blame you. We stay on top of our hardware here
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  at Propan. We just wanted to take this moment to inform you guys about
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  some of the stories that might be in your area carrying the Propan because we
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  would be nothing without the stores and the patients. Of course, we would
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  be nothing without our stores and help us keep it themselves. So if you
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  guys have been wondering where and you pick up one of these. The following
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  catalysts have them in stock. If your catalyst doesn't have them in stock,
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  believe me, send them a DM let them know we will get to it.
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  They will respond back. But you can find the pro pen at Catalyst
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  Bellflower in the city of Bellflower. You can also find it in the city
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  of Elmonte. You can find it at Catalyst Long Beach and last but noal
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  LEAs, Yes, don't worry about it. I know it's the middle of
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  nowhere, but we got you to hemt So go get those that Catalyst hemet
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  as well to all my people in the Los Angeles and downtown area. You
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  can find us at the following two locations at goat Global. You can find
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  us at goat Global South La. Go get yourself one of these. Believe
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  me, they got it, and you can also follow I'm sorry, you
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  can also get it and go global. Eureka out there. For all my
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  people up there in the Bay, for all my people in the Inland Empire,
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  I didn't forget about you too. I got the phone call. Guess
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  what, all my Sabernardino people. I spend a lot of time out there.
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  You can find it at the following. If you're in saber Ordino and
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  make sure you stop by the one and only cake House in San Bernardino.
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  And for all my people that grew up in the gated community of Lake elsinor
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  like my friend Xavier, make sure you hit up the one and only nug
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  Hub. That's right, like porn Hub, but nug Hub. Make sure
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  you fucking stop by there Lake elsinor get yourself aproprid. You can also find
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  a nice healthy amount of inventory at the one and only place in the valley,
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  Green Angel eight one eight. I know it's just one location, but
• 2:03:44
  that's gonna change soon, but believe me for right now, stop by Green
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  Angel eight one eight in the valley. Also another spot that you can stop
• 2:03:49
  buying downtown in La is the one and only Green Moon on Pico. Make
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  sure you stop buy Green Moon on Pico. And if that's too far for
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  you from the area of Peako where you're at, you can also stop by
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  Foreign on Pico as well, right across from the post office, Foreign on
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  Pico as well. But guess what, I know, this is just California.
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  There's some states out there, like, hey, we need the pro
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  pen too, we need the Propan too. Guess what, Arizona, we
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  thought about you too. Make sure you hit up the healing center right there
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  at the Needles a Z border. You can stop by there, get hooked
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  up, get yourself from propen, and let them know what's up. We
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  wouldn't be shited without your stores. We wouldn't be shipped without the people and
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  the patients out there who make this, make it happen, and most importantly,
• 2:04:30
  all the viewers that are watching this. Thank you for requesting us in
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  your store. Let them know that it's propan or no Pan, and always
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  grab yours whenever you're on the go. S