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Turkey The Hair Transplant Capital · The M&M Experience

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  Speaker 1: Mike Gallagher. Every day, Mike visits with Mark Davis, morning
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  Speaker 1: host on six sixty Am The Answer in Dallas. Here's
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  Speaker 1: today's eminem experience.
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  Speaker 2: I don't laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't pretend to be a good looking guy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm no Tom Cruise. I've had a bald spot on
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  Speaker 3: my crown forever. For thirty years. I've always had this
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  Speaker 3: bald spot on my crown of my head. Well, however,
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  Speaker 3: now the thinning is coming down on the top, the thinning.
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  Speaker 3: My hair is thinning on the top, like coming down
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  Speaker 3: towards the beginning the front of my hair, the top.
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  Speaker 4: People consult video and see reasons why I am unsympathetic
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  Speaker 4: dude compared to you.
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  Speaker 2: Are Tom Cruise in the hair department.
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  Speaker 3: But I am am I am vain about on thet
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  Speaker 3: sorry about are you about to do something? I've had
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  Speaker 3: somebody go to Turkey. A friend of mine went to
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  Speaker 3: Turkey last year got a hair transplant, and I thought, well,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm looking this up. They send you. You go
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  Speaker 3: over there, you stay in a luxury hotel, they do
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  Speaker 3: the surgery, and I'm like, why Turkey. Well, first of all,
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  Speaker 3: it's like a fifth of the cost of what it
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  Speaker 3: costs here, and second of all, apparently the care is
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  Speaker 3: very good over there. And third of all, you get
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  Speaker 3: to visit a foreign country. I meant, what the heck
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  Speaker 3: to Turkish air? Of Turkish air? The air apparently rocks.
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  Speaker 3: They apparently have Mike Gallagher levels of service. So this
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  Speaker 3: is a wild coincidence. I mean, you usually do did
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  Speaker 3: you have you? Did you hear my opening multi topic?
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  Speaker 4: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I was on the phone. I spent I spell.
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  Speaker 4: I spent five minutes on the ridiculousness because guess who
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  Speaker 4: played Team USA last night in the World Cup?
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  Speaker 2: Like you would know, uh, Uruguay Turkey.
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  Speaker 4: You're being obtuse. No, it is, of course Turkey. But
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  Speaker 4: in the standings and I noticed this in the standings
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  Speaker 4: list all the trees t U r K I y
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  Speaker 4: e K to be more congruent with the way they
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  Speaker 4: if you ever go to Turkey for that stupid hair
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  Speaker 4: transplant or whatever you go there for, and you say, hey,
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  Speaker 4: what country am I in, They'll go, Hey, my kids
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  Speaker 4: to Kia. And so all the broadcasters are now saying Turkey,
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  Speaker 4: which put me down. Do we refer to Germany as Deutschland,
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  Speaker 4: Japan as when.
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  Speaker 3: You said yes, I didn't even know there was any
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  Speaker 3: dispute about a Turkey is.
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  Speaker 4: Turkey and I thought and I thought you were invoking
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  Speaker 4: Turkey in harmony with and carrying forward the premise that
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  Speaker 4: I laid down about thirty minutes ago.
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  Speaker 2: So Turkey is not Turkey anymore. No Turkeys not Turkey anymore. Record, well,
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, now, look look at look at all the
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  Speaker 3: debate drama we got into with Ukraine.
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  Speaker 2: Is it Kiev or Kiev?
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  Speaker 4: Everything you know is wrong every I mean, I'm only
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  Speaker 4: now getting used to Beijing. I'm only now getting although
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  Speaker 4: it's still picking duck. I don't know. There's a lot
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  Speaker 4: of bot Remember Bombay, wasn't there a wonderful store. It
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  Speaker 4: doesn't exist anymore, the Bombay company, that nice dark wood stuff.
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  Speaker 4: But now of course it's Mumbai. Calcutta is something different.
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  Speaker 4: And listen, if we want to hue to more authentic
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  Speaker 4: pronunciations in some things, it's not a dishonorable thing to do,
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  Speaker 4: but it is weird and spotty because when you're in France,
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  Speaker 4: we don't refer to going to power. We're in Paris,
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  Speaker 4: we don't Germany is not Deutschland. You know, sweeten is
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I don't care about any of that. I
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  Speaker 4: want to know about my hair transplant. Do you think, well,
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  Speaker 4: then then let's focus on Of course it does. You're
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  Speaker 4: going to open your head up like a ripe guava.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, I think it hurts.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't want it to hurt. My friend of
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  Speaker 3: mine said, it doesn't hurt. He said, it's kind of
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  Speaker 3: your kind of numb. But you gotta have this funny
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  Speaker 3: kind of weird. You got to be careful in the
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  Speaker 3: way you You you shampoo your hair for weeks a week.
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  Speaker 4: But you do so you reopen a wound and bleed out.
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  Speaker 4: So one thing I don't want my scalp cut over,
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  Speaker 4: But the other thing I just speak unanimously on behalf
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  Speaker 4: of the listenership who wants to tell you there you
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  Speaker 4: are in the Tampa Bay area, where they are a
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  Speaker 4: large American metropolitan area. But there are probably fifty places
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  Speaker 4: that can do this within a mile of your condos.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to flip in turkey?
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  Speaker 3: Turk A is better? I hear turkey A is cheaper.
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  Speaker 3: It's better, It's an I am a little nervous about
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  Speaker 3: it because with my luck I'll create an international incident
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  Speaker 3: and I'll get kidnaped, because I don't think wasn't that
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  Speaker 3: wasn't Midnight of the Orient Express.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't that? Remember that Midnight Express Express? That was right,
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  Speaker 2: Midnight Express. It's it's the Complation the Christy Murder novel
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  Speaker 2: read and the story of Brilliant and the.
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  Speaker 3: Story of Billy Hayes, who is hu was see by?
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  Speaker 3: That'll be me, That'll be me.
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  Speaker 4: That will be a forgettable, unforgettable movie. I met the
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  Speaker 4: real guy active Brad Davis played him, the real Billy Hayes.
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  Speaker 4: I think it was like nineteen seventy eight. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 4: was over there, thought, hey, what could go wrong? I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to bring back some heroin bad idea and he
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  Speaker 4: was thrown into a Turkish prison. It is a riveting film.
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  Speaker 4: I can't get it out of my head.
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  Speaker 3: That's like the kid, remember the kid from Ohio who
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  Speaker 3: took the stupid the banner down? Was at Northern Korea. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and they killed him. They they locked him up, and
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  Speaker 3: then whenever.
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  Speaker 2: They came to his body in his parents' house in
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  Speaker 2: Cincinnati or something, came.
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  Speaker 3: Home in a coma and all he did he was
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  Speaker 3: like a college kid on a field. First of all,
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  Speaker 3: he died, Oh he died. He died. He came back
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  Speaker 3: in a coma, and they didn't. And no one has
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  Speaker 3: ever really attributed his death to what happened. They said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: natural causes, natural causes. You killed that kid.
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  Speaker 2: And what was his crime?
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  Speaker 3: He took down a he wanted to keep a banner,
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  Speaker 3: like a propaganda banner from North Korea, and he took
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  Speaker 3: it home and they tried to took it down off
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  Speaker 3: the wall. And man, they have that poor family. Gole Lee,
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  Speaker 3: what an awful So that look, I won't take any banners.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: You're not gonna smuggle any harrow in back either, wouldn't presumed, well,
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't hope not. But I after that I might
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  Speaker 4: need some smack. I'm just I don't want to have
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  Speaker 4: the hairline though on the top of my head.
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  Speaker 1: Just stop it.
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  Speaker 3: You look great.
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  Speaker 2: The reason I know, well, I hate it. You should
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  Speaker 2: look at see right now if you're lost. And so
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  Speaker 2: if you're.
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  Speaker 3: It's getting real thin on the top, and it's like
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  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, It's never been that way. It's
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  Speaker 3: always been kind of full, at least on the when
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  Speaker 3: I'm on camera. That's what I don't want to I
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  Speaker 3: just don't want to look like Friar Tuck. But look,
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  Speaker 3: you just don't want to look like what. You don't
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  Speaker 3: want to look like what. You don't look like who?
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  Speaker 2: You don't look like me? You don't look like me. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: look at this. I'm proud of this, baby, I'm proud
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  Speaker 2: of this.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you've got to receive it. You've got a receding hairline,
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  Speaker 3: but you're not, you know, like all on top.
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  Speaker 4: I look the same as I did about twenty twenty
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  Speaker 4: five years ago for the most part. But I will
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  Speaker 4: tell you I found a copy of one of my
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  Speaker 4: favorite books, Mike Gallagher's Surrounded by Idiots Have from two
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  Speaker 4: thousand and five. Yep, you do look a little. You
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  Speaker 4: did have hair in two thousand I had hair, and
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  Speaker 4: I just why I've gone shorter. Though I like shorter hair.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't want to be bald on top. I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to look ball on the top with a
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  Speaker 4: tic side with like Larry from The Freeesto.
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  Speaker 3: Now I just I got I'm that was curly, I got.
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  Speaker 3: I got a text from Texas, just Dallas. Look up
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  Speaker 3: doctor maloof in Dallas. I did have ten thousand bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Ten thousand bucks.
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  Speaker 2: See what is it? Twelve dollars? Horse hair?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Get a horse hair right? I know where the hair
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  Speaker 2: is coming from. And you got to you gotta marry
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  Speaker 2: your cousin. But oh well, anyway, happy Friday.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to be working on the If you it's
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  Speaker 3: look this also, somebody said, if you go to Turkey
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  Speaker 3: for a hair transplant, you'll wind up with bird feathers
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  Speaker 3: sticking out of your heads. They don't put bird feathers
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  Speaker 3: in your head. They know what they're Surely they have
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  Speaker 3: real doctors over there, don't they. I'm sure they do,
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  Speaker 3: doctor TURKEYA How about how about this announcement that mom
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  Speaker 3: Donnie two big big moves yesterday in New York Number one.
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  Speaker 3: He is vowing to ignore the Supreme Court. He's protecting
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  Speaker 3: now illegal aliena Haitians and Syrians. He said, we will
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  Speaker 3: never accept what the Supreme Court ruled. Now, Mark, is
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  Speaker 3: that an insurrection?
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  Speaker 2: How do you? How do you think? How do you
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  Speaker 2: get to He's openly admitting it.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for joining us for this Friday edition of The
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  Speaker 3: Mike Gallagher Show. Let's do it Again Day, shall we?
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  Speaker 3: Hope you have a great weekend, Be safe, keep fighting
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  Speaker 3: the good fight. I'm Mike Gallagher. God bless America.