Latest / Stay Outta My Fridge / Broken Foot, Ruined Traditions, Peak Comedy
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Happy holidays. Want to give your host to give. Consider subscribing, rating,
- 0:06Speaker 1: and reviewing the show this holiday season. It really helps
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- 0:11Speaker 2: I believe.
- 0:12Speaker 1: Have a merry Christmas everyone and a happy holiday.
- 0:19Speaker 3: What's up?
- 0:19Speaker 2: Everybody? Welcome back to another episode of what is this again?
- 0:25Speaker 2: Stay out of Stay out of my.
- 0:27Speaker 3: What my fridge?
- 0:29Speaker 2: My fridge is called my fridge. You got rid of
- 0:31Speaker 2: Stay out of my Stay out of my fridge. You
- 0:34Speaker 2: stay out of my fridge. We got all sorts of
- 0:37Speaker 2: stuff in there, and we've been making the grapes with
- 0:41Speaker 2: kool Aid packets. Sugar free kool Aid packets is a
- 0:43Speaker 2: little snack. I think they're healthy ish, right, So what
- 0:48Speaker 2: else is up? Nothing? Nothing? Really? That's a lie toe today?
- 0:55Speaker 3: Really bad?
- 0:55Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. All right, tell everybody about this huge
- 0:59Speaker 2: foot injury that's going around. So what were you doing?
- 1:03Speaker 3: I was going off posting stairs. Then there's like this
- 1:09Speaker 3: thing on our stairs that you can jab your toe into.
- 1:14Speaker 3: So I was walking by because.
- 1:16Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no no, we're gonna not just over
- 1:19Speaker 2: what is the thing that you're saying. We have this
- 1:22Speaker 2: thing in the stow that you can drive.
- 1:23Speaker 3: Your toke a curl around and it goes down all
- 1:27Speaker 3: the way through.
- 1:28Speaker 2: You don't know what that's called.
- 1:31Speaker 3: You can look down in its pure darkness.
- 1:34Speaker 2: You don't know what the thing is called to the stairs.
- 1:37Speaker 2: It's called the banister. It's essentially a railing, and it's
- 1:41Speaker 2: super old. It's been in that house for a long time,
- 1:45Speaker 2: so it's built to last. So you weren't paying attention
- 1:48Speaker 2: where you were going and you crushed it. Why you
- 1:51Speaker 2: shouldn't be running there.
- 1:53Speaker 3: I was running there to get to the stairs because
- 1:56Speaker 3: Mom was calling me. So I got there and I
- 2:01Speaker 3: stubbed my toe and I laid on the ground with
- 2:05Speaker 3: my foot on the stairs. I'm crying hysterically. A MoMA
- 2:09Speaker 3: that to me. She's rubbing my other foie go I live.
- 2:14Speaker 3: It is still sore.
- 2:16Speaker 2: My goodness. I thought you were tough.
- 2:17Speaker 3: No, it's like stiff.
- 2:18Speaker 2: So you said, no, you're not tough. Then you were
- 2:21Speaker 2: sitting there and had to run, which it's ironic that
- 2:24Speaker 2: you ran to get ice on a busted foot.
- 2:28Speaker 3: No, it only hurts when I bend.
- 2:29Speaker 2: It, don't bend it. Yeah, well there's that. Yeah, that's
- 2:34Speaker 2: a good thing. You have ten toes and you don't
- 2:35Speaker 2: really need that one. Right, it's not fun. I'm not
- 2:38Speaker 2: laughing you. Does it look like I'm laughing?
- 2:40Speaker 3: Yeah? Where your smile like you're going.
- 2:45Speaker 2: I mean everybody can see me on camera. I not.
- 2:46Speaker 2: But either way, so you stubbed the toe right as
- 2:49Speaker 2: we were trying to put together the Christmas tree.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was trying to get downstairs to help
- 2:55Speaker 3: you guys too.
- 2:56Speaker 2: Mm hmm. So then the whole entire time or putting
- 3:00Speaker 2: the tree together, all we heard was way way. It
- 3:05Speaker 2: was like the three little pigs. One of them went
- 3:08Speaker 2: way way way all your way home. And that pig's
- 3:10Speaker 2: name was Isla Burn. You did a pretty good job
- 3:13Speaker 2: putting the tree together. Do you like? Do you like
- 3:15Speaker 2: our tree? Yeah? Just if you could describe our Christmas
- 3:19Speaker 2: tree to all of the listeners who can't see our
- 3:22Speaker 2: Christmas tree. One we're in the studio too, they're just listening.
- 3:25Speaker 2: How would you describe I guess.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Our Christmas tree big tall, pretty?
- 3:29Speaker 2: Are you just described?
- 3:30Speaker 3: No?
- 3:30Speaker 2: No, no, you're describing me, not the Christmas. I want
- 3:32Speaker 2: you to describe the christ I am big, tall and pretty. Right,
- 3:36Speaker 2: the Christmas tree described?
- 3:38Speaker 3: I am describe it like Christmas tree.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Big tall, pretty, This doesn't sound like a tree.
- 3:48Speaker 3: Big, tall and pretty, and it's when you put it
- 3:53Speaker 3: all together it looks really pretty.
- 3:55Speaker 2: Do you like fake Christmas trees or real Christmas trees better?
- 3:58Speaker 3: Real Christmas trees?
- 4:00Speaker 2: Why do you like them.
- 4:00Speaker 3: Better because they're prettier.
- 4:06Speaker 2: I'm gonna go tell our tree that you think real
- 4:07Speaker 2: ones are prettier. So you'd rather go in the woods,
- 4:09Speaker 2: cut down a perfectly good Christmas tree and hang it up. Oh,
- 4:15Speaker 2: I guess you don't really hang it up, but you'd
- 4:16Speaker 2: have to at least put.
- 4:17Speaker 3: It on a Christmas I didn't know that you had
- 4:19Speaker 3: to go in the forest to drop it down.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Where do you think you're gonna get a real Christmas tree?
- 4:24Speaker 3: Thought it was like a brick one, brick one.
- 4:28Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
- 4:30Speaker 3: I thought it was like a snowy tree, like those
- 4:33Speaker 3: white ones are the real What I thought it was
- 4:37Speaker 3: like a pine tree, kind of like what we have.
- 4:40Speaker 2: But it's snowy, Well, then it would still be fake,
- 4:44Speaker 2: you think. So you're gonna bring a snow tree into
- 4:46Speaker 2: the house and the snow's gonna stay on it the
- 4:48Speaker 2: entire time. It's not gonna melt.
- 4:49Speaker 3: It's not an actual snow it's just glitter, so.
- 4:54Speaker 2: You'd think that you're just being snow.
- 4:55Speaker 3: I want the glitter in the house to make you.
- 4:59Speaker 2: Mad, right, But there's no way that you're actually thinking
- 5:01Speaker 2: that's a real tree. I am, well, you need It's
- 5:04Speaker 2: a good thing. You're changing schools in a couple of
- 5:05Speaker 2: years then, because the one that you're at is clearly
- 5:07Speaker 2: not working you. So you're being very serious with me.
- 5:11Speaker 2: Look right into that mic and tell all the listeners
- 5:13Speaker 2: that you're being serious right now that you think that
- 5:16Speaker 2: if you were to go get a real Christmas tree,
- 5:18Speaker 2: it would come with snow glitter. That's what I thought.
- 5:22Speaker 3: Yeah, so okay, I was just kidding.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Okay, that's what I thought. So which one do you
- 5:28Speaker 2: like better?
- 5:30Speaker 3: Our fake one?
- 5:32Speaker 2: Are? No, you don't. I feel like you're just trying
- 5:34Speaker 2: to appease me. Which one do you like? Do you
- 5:37Speaker 2: like a real tree? We have a pretty cool tree.
- 5:40Speaker 2: It's an old, old tree.
- 5:42Speaker 3: That's why I like it because it has a bunch
- 5:43Speaker 3: of memories packed in it.
- 5:45Speaker 2: Mmmm. It came from my parents and now it's our tree.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Pretty cool, Pretty cool. It takes a little bit to
- 5:51Speaker 2: put together. You gotta, you know, get the metal pieces
- 5:54Speaker 2: you gotta fluff out the branches, and then you gotta
- 5:58Speaker 2: how many are in each little ring. You gotta put
- 6:00Speaker 2: on their ten each. We have ten four, So how
- 6:04Speaker 2: many pieces are there?
- 6:05Speaker 3: You think probably about over thirty, No, forty.
- 6:10Speaker 2: It's gonna be way more than that because there's that
- 6:12Speaker 2: would only be.
- 6:13Speaker 3: Four branches or like the strands that you like fluffy,
- 6:19Speaker 3: Because if it's gonna be like the fluff thing, then
- 6:22Speaker 3: it's forty like over a little over forty, like forty
- 6:27Speaker 3: in the range of forty, like forty one, forty two
- 6:30Speaker 3: forty three like that. If there's like actual branches, then
- 6:37Speaker 3: I would probably do the like like for the little
- 6:44Speaker 3: small things that are on the branches, then I would
- 6:47Speaker 3: probably do probably two hundred. It seems like a lot, Yeah,
- 6:53Speaker 3: but like it's right for that kind of tree.
- 6:55Speaker 2: I like it. It's not two hundred and fifty by
- 6:58Speaker 2: any means, but I mean, like the.
- 7:00Speaker 3: Little things that are on that are connected to the park.
- 7:04Speaker 2: Gotcha actual part, I'd say, well, there's ten there, and
- 7:08Speaker 2: even if there was ten rows, that's one hundred.
- 7:12Speaker 3: Ten times ten is one hundred.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I just said.
- 7:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:15Speaker 2: Anyways, so we got that done. We got the and
- 7:19Speaker 2: people are probably listening to be like, dude, you guys
- 7:21Speaker 2: are just putting up your tree a week before. We've
- 7:23Speaker 2: been busy, we have them super busy, yes, super busy.
- 7:27Speaker 2: So anyways, I want to play a quick little game.
- 7:29Speaker 2: This just popped in my brain. It's Christmas time or
- 7:32Speaker 2: talking trees everything. Have you ever seen the game where
- 7:35Speaker 2: we each think of something in our brain and we
- 7:38Speaker 2: go one, two three, and we have to say the
- 7:40Speaker 2: word after three It could be any word, and we
- 7:42Speaker 2: see how many guesses it takes till we get to
- 7:45Speaker 2: the same word. Have you seen this? Okay, So we
- 7:49Speaker 2: could go one, two three and I could go tomato.
- 7:51Speaker 2: You could say Frankenstein, and then we say okay, okay,
- 7:55Speaker 2: and we try to get We're each gonna think of
- 7:57Speaker 2: a word. We got a word in the brain. Yeah,
- 8:00Speaker 2: I got a word on my brain. So I'm gonna
- 8:01Speaker 2: go three two one, and then you gotta say the word. Okay,
- 8:06Speaker 2: three two one cookies elves? Okay, all right, so elves
- 8:12Speaker 2: in cookies.
- 8:13Speaker 3: Does it have to be like Christmas?
- 8:15Speaker 2: It doesn't have to. We just have to get to
- 8:17Speaker 2: the same word, and you can't use the same word twice.
- 8:20Speaker 2: I believe that's a rule. So you're elves in cookies. Okay, okay,
- 8:25Speaker 2: all right, you got a word. All right, I'm gonna
- 8:28Speaker 2: keep track of how many it is, all right, Three
- 8:31Speaker 2: two one suitcake. I was thinking elves copcake. I get
- 8:35Speaker 2: where you were saying, elves, cookies, Santa. Okay, so you said,
- 8:39Speaker 2: so we got Santa.
- 8:40Speaker 3: Okay, I got I did I got one?
- 8:42Speaker 2: I got one. Are you ready? So we've done two?
- 8:45Speaker 2: Three two one milk.
- 8:49Speaker 3: Blizzard?
- 8:50Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 8:50Speaker 2: Okay, So you went back to the elves. I went
- 8:53Speaker 2: with Santa Cookie's milk. Ooh, let me think here, let
- 8:58Speaker 2: me think okay, three two one Chris.
- 9:04Speaker 3: I said Christmas Eve.
- 9:05Speaker 2: That's kind of and I said stockings. So that's definitely
- 9:08Speaker 2: not the same word. But we're getting there. Okay, Okay,
- 9:13Speaker 2: I have one. Okay, let's see ready, Three two one present.
- 9:19Speaker 3: I meant to.
- 9:20Speaker 2: Say, I don't say. Maybe it's still in your brain.
- 9:24Speaker 2: You said Christmas and I said presents. So you went
- 9:27Speaker 2: Christmas Eve, then you went Christmas. Okay, then you got
- 9:31Speaker 2: to reset. You got to reset the brain a little bit.
- 9:33Speaker 2: So see presence and Christmas. It was our last one.
- 9:36Speaker 2: We'll still go together. Okay, I got something in my brain.
- 9:38Speaker 3: I have it.
- 9:39Speaker 2: You have something in your brain. Okay, let's see if
- 9:41Speaker 2: we can get there. Three two one holds.
- 9:46Speaker 3: I said, hold the elves because I said.
- 9:48Speaker 2: That's saying that's that's more than one word. It's gonna
- 9:52Speaker 2: be a word, not a sentence.
- 9:54Speaker 3: Christmas Eve before Yeah, and I was.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Gonna let that one slide. We're not saying sentences, were
- 10:01Speaker 2: saying a word.
- 10:03Speaker 3: Okay.
- 10:04Speaker 2: So I had candy cane. We gotta somehow, we gotta
- 10:08Speaker 2: lock it in. We gotta get on the same page. Okay,
- 10:11Speaker 2: all right, okay, are you ready? Two one cho?
- 10:18Speaker 3: You got a candy can? So I said, chocolate.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Candy canes aren't chocolate.
- 10:26Speaker 3: I'm going to say that this time.
- 10:28Speaker 2: You can't just say it. You just worded peppermint?
- 10:32Speaker 3: Did you did?
- 10:33Speaker 2: I just saw you. You just looked at me, and
- 10:35Speaker 2: then you went all right, all right, all right, all right,
- 10:38Speaker 2: all right. We gotta lock this up. We gotta lock
- 10:41Speaker 2: this up. So, so what was my last one? You
- 10:44Speaker 2: were chocolate?
- 10:46Speaker 3: Chocolate? And you said, yeah, okay, you.
- 10:50Speaker 2: Gotta get the same page here.
- 10:54Speaker 3: Oh man, huh, okay, I have them.
- 10:59Speaker 2: Let's see, let me think, let me think see Okay,
- 11:03Speaker 2: three two.
- 11:04Speaker 3: On Christmas tree.
- 11:06Speaker 2: That's two words, okay, okay, Christmas tree, so but not
- 11:15Speaker 2: the same word. One word.
- 11:19Speaker 3: I have one? Oh boy, yes I have one?
- 11:24Speaker 2: Okay, three two one?
- 11:28Speaker 3: Joking, I meant like something.
- 11:33Speaker 2: Stock already said stocking.
- 11:34Speaker 3: I meant like the big sack things that we get
- 11:38Speaker 3: for Christmas Eve instead of present.
- 11:40Speaker 2: I got you, not a stocking. I already said it.
- 11:43Speaker 2: Remember we can't repeat the word we are okay, So
- 11:46Speaker 2: you were thinking like the bag of Christmas presents came
- 11:48Speaker 2: out stocking. I said, cats, cats. I'm trying to reel
- 11:54Speaker 2: us in so we can get the same answer. So
- 11:56Speaker 2: I just said cats. Okay, are you ready? You got one? Okay,
- 12:00Speaker 2: let's focus you ready? All right? Three two one? Dogs?
- 12:04Speaker 2: We did it. We got it. It took a long time,
- 12:06Speaker 2: but we did it. Holy moly, I didn't think we
- 12:08Speaker 2: were ever going to get it, did you?
- 12:10Speaker 3: No?
- 12:10Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah, fist bump.
- 12:13Speaker 3: That was good.
- 12:14Speaker 2: All right, Well let's keep this rolling. Spirit Week? You
- 12:18Speaker 2: got Spirit Week at school?
- 12:19Speaker 3: Yep?
- 12:20Speaker 2: Girl, tell everybody what is Spirit Week? And what are
- 12:23Speaker 2: the Spirit Week? What are you laughing at me? Do
- 12:25Speaker 2: I have a booger? Or what are you laughing at?
- 12:29Speaker 2: You're just laughing. Did you say you just peeved?
- 12:32Speaker 3: No, I'll tell you something after. I'll tell you that that's.
- 12:35Speaker 2: Gonna make great podcasting. Okay, Spirit Week?
- 12:39Speaker 3: What you got so we've got fun?
- 12:41Speaker 2: I really want to know what you're laughing at? Can
- 12:44Speaker 2: you not say it on the podcast?
- 12:45Speaker 3: No? Really? Okay, this is embarrassing.
- 12:48Speaker 2: For who me? Okay, then definitely say it on the podcast.
- 12:51Speaker 2: What you can talk about?
- 12:54Speaker 3: What you say it.
- 12:56Speaker 2: It's just on a podcast that thousands and thousands of
- 12:58Speaker 2: people listen to. Nobody listens to it. All right, you
- 13:02Speaker 2: don't want to say it, Okay, we dookie. All right,
- 13:06Speaker 2: let's move on. You don't either say it. You say
- 13:08Speaker 2: it and the kind of three're gonna say yes or no?
- 13:10Speaker 3: One?
- 13:10Speaker 2: Two? Three? Okay? Spirit Week for the third time, third
- 13:14Speaker 2: times a time. What do you got going on? Spirit Week?
- 13:16Speaker 2: What's Monday?
- 13:16Speaker 3: Dress like your favorite character?
- 13:18Speaker 2: Oh? Who are you gonna get? Dress like an elf? Gotcha? Okay? Tuesday?
- 13:23Speaker 2: It's Tuesday? Do you remember?
- 13:24Speaker 3: I don't have a she right now that tells me.
- 13:27Speaker 2: No, But you have a brain that could remember things
- 13:30Speaker 2: to tell you. No, Wednesday, I know, Thursday's pajama day. Yeah,
- 13:35Speaker 2: on the Friday, you have a half day.
- 13:37Speaker 3: Yeah, Friday, we do red versus green.
- 13:40Speaker 2: Gotcha? What are you read? Or Green?
- 13:42Speaker 3: I'm gonna red? What did you do that?
- 13:45Speaker 2: Okay? Green? Rares? You don't know the other two. It's
- 13:50Speaker 2: four things you have to remember, and I remembered one
- 13:53Speaker 2: of them for you.
- 13:54Speaker 3: It's five things actually get your days of the week right.
- 13:59Speaker 2: All right, Well there's that you burned me.
- 14:02Speaker 3: I did burn bloom.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Okay. Well, anyways, if let me ask you this question,
- 14:08Speaker 2: then it's Christmas. You don't remember spirit week. It's exciting time,
- 14:12Speaker 2: magical time of the year. When does it feel like
- 14:14Speaker 2: Christmas to you? Is it like the night before, the
- 14:18Speaker 2: actual day, the week before, the whole month of December?
- 14:21Speaker 2: When does it actually feel like Christmas to you?
- 14:24Speaker 3: Once we put up our Christmas tree.
- 14:26Speaker 2: So now it's officially Christmas or we have to get
- 14:28Speaker 2: make sure out because we still have all the decorations
- 14:30Speaker 2: on it.
- 14:30Speaker 3: We have to put on all the deck.
- 14:32Speaker 2: It feels we're trying to do decorations without Sissy. So
- 14:35Speaker 2: we'll try to chip away this week maybe for a
- 14:37Speaker 2: little bit, and we'll, you know, maybe try to do
- 14:40Speaker 2: a little bit this week and we'll figure.
- 14:42Speaker 3: It out to do it, she'll be all.
- 14:44Speaker 2: Right, Well she doesn't have a choice. First thing, first
- 14:48Speaker 2: ornament that you're excited to grab and put on the
- 14:50Speaker 2: tree are new ones, the new ones, like.
- 14:53Speaker 3: Like what we're getting this year? Like we got one
- 14:55Speaker 3: over year, but.
- 14:56Speaker 2: You can't put you don't have it right? How are
- 14:58Speaker 2: you excited? Are you gonna wait until you get a
- 15:02Speaker 2: new ornament to then decorate the tree? No?
- 15:04Speaker 3: I mean on Christmas? I like, no, my favorite one
- 15:07Speaker 3: is the pickle.
- 15:09Speaker 2: The pickle, Well, that's that's not one that you put up,
- 15:11Speaker 2: that's one that you find as he opens the first present.
- 15:12Speaker 2: I'm saying, what's the fun that you're super excited to
- 15:16Speaker 2: put up first? And if you don't know or you
- 15:18Speaker 2: can't think of one, that's fine. Can't think of one?
- 15:20Speaker 2: Whoa Nope, can't think of one.
- 15:23Speaker 3: It was like a what did I get last year?
- 15:25Speaker 3: It was like a bag of chips or something?
- 15:28Speaker 2: Was it Frido's cheetos, flaman hot cheetos, Dorito's tacos?
- 15:33Speaker 3: I think it was flaming not actually.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Probably Okay, not that anyways, I don't So what's uh,
- 15:40Speaker 2: what's what's one thing that maybe you're more excited for
- 15:44Speaker 2: this year than you were last year for Christmas. But
- 15:48Speaker 2: you were just as excited last year, weren't you. No,
- 15:51Speaker 2: you weren't bullowney with cheese and mustard and ponnaise. You
- 15:54Speaker 2: were so excited about it. I said, what, what are
- 15:56Speaker 2: you more excited about than last year?
- 16:00Speaker 3: My else? I miss them like crazy?
- 16:04Speaker 2: Fair enough? Okay? On a scale of one to ten,
- 16:07Speaker 2: How christmasy are you right now? Like your spirit? You
- 16:11Speaker 2: got Christmas socks on the outfits. Not really Christmas y,
- 16:14Speaker 2: That's okay. I'm just saying, like right now Christmas spirit? Like,
- 16:17Speaker 2: how pumped are you?
- 16:18Speaker 3: Like?
- 16:18Speaker 2: Are you a ten? You're bouncing through the walls, You're
- 16:21Speaker 2: super excited Christmas? Are you like a one that you're
- 16:23Speaker 2: just like, nah, I don't even care anymore. You are
- 16:25Speaker 2: not ten yet? No, You're not no ten.
- 16:30Speaker 3: Nope, I am nine.
- 16:32Speaker 2: I'd say you're at about like a six and a half.
- 16:34Speaker 2: You're not quite there yet. You're not bouncing off the
- 16:36Speaker 2: walls super Well, that's one push up after the podcast.
- 16:41Speaker 2: All right, let's ask this one then? Ruins Christmas? What
- 16:45Speaker 2: ruins the Christmas vibes for you? Is there anything that
- 16:50Speaker 2: that that just kind of happens, Whether it's at school,
- 16:53Speaker 2: like spending too much time in basketball games, or being
- 16:57Speaker 2: sick or the weather.
- 17:01Speaker 3: Sickness because it gets to everybody at Christmas and.
- 17:05Speaker 2: It ruins it. I'm hoping that week because we've been
- 17:07Speaker 2: super sick the last week or two. I'm really hoping
- 17:09Speaker 2: that our sickness is.
- 17:11Speaker 3: Done and injury is because a few years ago.
- 17:15Speaker 2: Sissy heard her ankle.
- 17:17Speaker 3: She broke she she didn't break it, she twisted it
- 17:19Speaker 3: sprained it. She couldn't she she had cartches at the time,
- 17:23Speaker 3: so we couldn't do our Christmas Eve party, Me and
- 17:26Speaker 3: my sister. We've done it every year since I was little,
- 17:30Speaker 3: and she just stopped doing it.
- 17:33Speaker 2: Well, that sometimes happens.
- 17:36Speaker 3: Hopefully she does it this year.
- 17:37Speaker 2: I really hope fingers are crossed, and if not, it
- 17:41Speaker 2: is what it is, right.
- 17:42Speaker 3: But that's like the only time I get to sleepover
- 17:45Speaker 3: with her.
- 17:46Speaker 2: So we're decorating the house. We're decorating the Christmas tree.
- 17:49Speaker 2: Who's in charge? Me? Get out of here.
- 17:51Speaker 3: You're not in charge my mummy.
- 17:53Speaker 2: You think she's in charge over me?
- 17:55Speaker 3: Yes, huh, because she loves that tree and if you
- 18:01Speaker 3: do it wrong, she fixes it.
- 18:03Speaker 2: So that doesn't mean she's in charge. I mean she
- 18:05Speaker 2: has who puts too many ornaments in one spot when
- 18:09Speaker 2: we're decorating, who would you say? It you? It's you,
- 18:13Speaker 2: It's Avery, it's you.
- 18:19Speaker 3: I'm going to try to work on it this year, though.
- 18:21Speaker 3: I just put them right next to each other because
- 18:23Speaker 3: I try to make it cute, like I put a
- 18:27Speaker 3: few years ago. I tried as hard as I could,
- 18:30Speaker 3: like when you're we all got like when we all
- 18:36Speaker 3: got ours. When you tried to put them home next
- 18:39Speaker 3: to each other each year, like here here, here, here,
- 18:43Speaker 3: here here, like all of the years, he didn't go
- 18:46Speaker 3: very well. Everybody moved them.
- 18:49Speaker 2: Yeah, we had to. We had to do a little read.
- 18:51Speaker 2: So let me ask you this. What is I guess
- 18:53Speaker 2: one thing that you're super excited for that isn't a
- 18:57Speaker 2: present to hold my house. It's a good one, you
- 19:00Speaker 2: do like that. What do you have a favorite Christmas tradition?
- 19:04Speaker 2: You mentioned the sleepover in the tradition with Sissy. Is
- 19:08Speaker 2: that your favorite Christmas tradition or.
- 19:09Speaker 3: Is there a different one that one's my favorite.
- 19:12Speaker 2: What's one thing with like Christmas and the holidays that
- 19:15Speaker 2: you hope never changes. I can hear you thinking it's
- 19:19Speaker 2: like click.
- 19:22Speaker 3: My elves like holding my else.
- 19:24Speaker 2: I hope that tradition that you hope that thing never changed. Well,
- 19:27Speaker 2: I mean that shouldn't change. Would that change? Interesting? That's good?
- 19:31Speaker 2: That's good? All right? What else we got here? We
- 19:35Speaker 2: talked about Spirit Week? You don't remember half of them?
- 19:38Speaker 2: Did any of them come back?
- 19:39Speaker 3: No? Actually, Christmas, Caroline, you get to do that. You
- 19:42Speaker 3: go to the big gym and let me just Christmas.
- 19:45Speaker 2: Tree walking round in women's underway. If not that, there's please,
- 19:50Speaker 2: I'm my dog.
- 19:51Speaker 3: It's walking in and winter under land. Later on, you
- 19:58Speaker 3: as your dream bad fie who dreams by a fire
- 20:02Speaker 3: base on afraid, depends that.
- 20:05Speaker 2: We made walking around in women's underwear.
- 20:09Speaker 3: Walking in winter.
- 20:13Speaker 2: All right, let's wrap this episode up with a bow.
- 20:18Speaker 2: Try one more game. Let's do Christmas hot takes. Do
- 20:22Speaker 2: you know how it works? Yes, we're going to have
- 20:25Speaker 2: to answer me and you if this is a hot
- 20:28Speaker 2: take or a hard pass. Okay, hot cocoa is better
- 20:34Speaker 2: than hot chocolate. Is that a hot take? Or is
- 20:38Speaker 2: it a hard pass?
- 20:40Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever drink your hot coke.
- 20:42Speaker 2: I well, one is with water and one is with milk.
- 20:45Speaker 3: I believe hard pass.
- 20:48Speaker 2: I think, right? Should I ask our phone?
- 20:51Speaker 3: I think the milk better.
- 20:53Speaker 2: What's the difference between hot cocoa and hot chocolate. The
- 20:56Speaker 2: difference between them is hot chocolate uses melted solid chocolate
- 21:01Speaker 2: for a thick, creamy decade and drink, while hot cocoa
- 21:04Speaker 2: uses the powder. Oh, it has nothing to do with
- 21:06Speaker 2: water or milk. So do you like the one that
- 21:09Speaker 2: uses solid chocolate or the powder?
- 21:11Speaker 3: Powder?
- 21:12Speaker 2: So that would be hot cocoa, is it?
- 21:15Speaker 3: Was it? Hot cocoa is better than a hot chocolate?
- 21:18Speaker 2: Which one's better?
- 21:19Speaker 3: Like? What was the question?
- 21:20Speaker 2: Cocoa is better than hot chocolate?
- 21:21Speaker 3: I agree?
- 21:23Speaker 2: Wow, so that's a hard pass. No, well, if it's
- 21:25Speaker 2: a hot.
- 21:26Speaker 3: Take, hot take, yeah, hot take.
- 21:29Speaker 2: Hot chocolate is better real chocolate and a drink is
- 21:33Speaker 2: so much better than powdery stuff because what is the powder?
- 21:36Speaker 2: What actually is the powder? Do you even know what
- 21:39Speaker 2: it is?
- 21:39Speaker 3: Of the chocolate?
- 21:41Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you just use the chocolate? Why waste all
- 21:43Speaker 2: the time energy because the chocolate gets the Why are
- 21:47Speaker 2: you talking like this? Are you the cocoa powder mod star?
- 21:53Speaker 3: It's because well I guess that, because it's peakeruse Why.
- 22:02Speaker 2: Did you because what are you a bee? I'm gonna
- 22:05Speaker 2: be I'm gona be a'ma ama ama bee. Why is it?
- 22:08Speaker 2: Why is? Why?
- 22:09Speaker 3: Is because sometimes the chocolate in the clumps, they stay
- 22:13Speaker 3: in clumps, they don't melt.
- 22:15Speaker 2: I don't think, I mean, there's so much better. I
- 22:18Speaker 2: would love a nice hot glass of hot chocolate. No,
- 22:22Speaker 2: she'd rather have a hot cocoa.
- 22:26Speaker 3: Coco.
- 22:26Speaker 2: I do agree with you that the milk is better
- 22:28Speaker 2: than the water, though, Yes, solid chocolate milk chef's kiss.
- 22:32Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't think.
- 22:33Speaker 2: Mmmm, it's because I all right, Christmas music before December
- 22:39Speaker 2: first should be illegal, hard.
- 22:42Speaker 3: Pass, because some people like Christmas music.
- 22:47Speaker 2: Take There is no way that you should play Christmas
- 22:50Speaker 2: music till at least December first.
- 22:52Speaker 3: I don't do it in this like in this house,
- 22:56Speaker 3: but some houses do that.
- 22:59Speaker 2: Yeah, so you or you're out there sticking up for
- 23:01Speaker 2: the other houses. Yeah, so you're perfectly fine. Middle of
- 23:05Speaker 2: Christmas in July, let's go to Thanksgiving and just play
- 23:09Speaker 2: Christmas music the whole entire time while we eat turkey.
- 23:12Speaker 3: I didn't think of that. Okay, no, hard.
- 23:16Speaker 2: We finally agreed on it, all right, Decorating the tree
- 23:21Speaker 2: is more fun than opening presents. Hard pass, Hot take
- 23:27Speaker 2: right hard pass.
- 23:29Speaker 3: Why because I can get my Nellakota in Swiss shirt.
- 23:34Speaker 2: Maybe okay, so that's more fun to hurry up, open
- 23:37Speaker 2: it up and maybe get something you want, and maybe
- 23:39Speaker 2: not get something you want, maybe because you've been so
- 23:41Speaker 2: bad this year, you're just gonna open them all up
- 23:43Speaker 2: and get cold. Is that going to be excited? Or
- 23:46Speaker 2: is it pretty cool to say with the family, put
- 23:49Speaker 2: the lights on the tree, put all of your ornaments
- 23:52Speaker 2: in one spot while the rest of us put them
- 23:53Speaker 2: all over the tree. Put the angel on the tree,
- 23:56Speaker 2: and build up the hype. And we're just building the hype.
- 23:59Speaker 2: And you see that tree, Read that hard work that
- 24:01Speaker 2: we did putting up the two hundred and fifty pieces
- 24:03Speaker 2: apparently on our big, tall, beautiful looking tree that isn't
- 24:08Speaker 2: real because you know, I like the ones with the
- 24:11Speaker 2: snow on it and little glitter. And then you just
- 24:14Speaker 2: build the entire magic for weeks upon weeks. Or is
- 24:17Speaker 2: it more fun to go present opened? Yay, I got this,
- 24:20Speaker 2: and then you set it aside, and then we have
- 24:22Speaker 2: to drive all over the place for hours and we
- 24:24Speaker 2: don't even get to play with their.
- 24:25Speaker 3: Poeas Oh, I bring their toys with me.
- 24:28Speaker 2: So what's better opening presents or decorating the tree. You're
- 24:31Speaker 2: gonna stick with it. Huh, good for you? All right?
- 24:34Speaker 2: What's better? No or sorry? Hot take a hard pass.
- 24:38Speaker 2: Basketball season is better than Christmas season? Hard pass, hot take.
- 24:44Speaker 2: Basketball season rules the hard work dedication. So Christmas season
- 24:50Speaker 2: is better than basketball season in your opinion? It so
- 24:57Speaker 2: you agree basketball season is better. No, we're gonna.
- 25:02Speaker 3: Because I like Christmas more.
- 25:05Speaker 2: You don't like basketball?
- 25:06Speaker 3: Well, I like basketball, but so we get to.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Enjoy it from Nov. Well, your season starts early, so
- 25:12Speaker 2: from like to March, basketball you get to enjoy it
- 25:15Speaker 2: for so many more months. You only get to enjoy
- 25:17Speaker 2: Christmas season for a couple of weeks. Basketball season is
- 25:20Speaker 2: greater than Christmas season. Candy canes are overrated.
- 25:25Speaker 3: Heart pass.
- 25:26Speaker 2: So you're agreeing they're overrated. They're not that good, I
- 25:29Speaker 2: said a hard pass. Also that means you agree. That
- 25:32Speaker 2: means you agree that candy canes are overrated. Right, No,
- 25:35Speaker 2: it means you disagree. Yes, I've never seen you eat
- 25:38Speaker 2: a candy cane.
- 25:39Speaker 3: I love candy cane. What don't accuse me like that?
- 25:42Speaker 2: I just don't did Well, I'm gonna say candy canes
- 25:48Speaker 2: are overrated. They're not that great. There's so many things.
- 25:51Speaker 2: Would you rather have a chrisp peanut butter re sis,
- 25:54Speaker 2: Christmas tree candy or a candy cane. You'd rather have
- 25:57Speaker 2: a Christmas tree chocolate filled peanut butter deliciousness over candy cane.
- 26:03Speaker 2: You'd rather have so many a Christmas tree cake. There's
- 26:07Speaker 2: so many other things that are better than candy canes.
- 26:10Speaker 3: To have to agree with that.
- 26:13Speaker 2: You change your mind way too much. Interesting, All right, well,
- 26:18Speaker 2: either way, we've had our time. You're falling asleep. We
- 26:22Speaker 2: got things to do. This was fun. I can't believe
- 26:25Speaker 2: we finally got to the to the same word. Yeah,
- 26:29Speaker 2: I would have thought it was dogs hot dogs. Hey,
- 26:33Speaker 2: we're officially in Christmas mode. It's going to be a
- 26:36Speaker 2: crazy week. And then you get a couple of weeks
- 26:38Speaker 2: off the background. Well obviously I did that because it's
- 26:41Speaker 2: Christmas season and it's red. Hopefully everybody out there has
- 26:44Speaker 2: a great Christmas season. I think this is our last
- 26:47Speaker 2: episode before Christmas. We look at the calendar here real quick,
- 26:52Speaker 2: because the when this comes out this nope, the one
- 26:56Speaker 2: we do after is going to be the actual Christmas episode.
- 26:59Speaker 2: So one week till Christmas. All right, that's all we got.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Hopefully the leftovers are good. Hope the food is there.
- 27:04Speaker 2: You got some fridge candy canes are overrated. Enjoy your
- 27:08Speaker 2: Spirit week, enjoy your holidays. We're almost there and merry
- 27:12Speaker 2: almost Christmas. There's gonna be a lot of good food
- 27:15Speaker 2: in the fridge. I just stay out on my fridge and.
- 27:17Speaker 3: Be nice to everybody, and don't be rude, especially because
- 27:21Speaker 3: Santa's coming to say, too tight.
- 27:27Speaker 2: And he's walking around in women's underwear. Gotta go, ba
- 27:29Speaker 2: ba knocking. Who's there? It's the podcast you the toys.
- 27:34Speaker 2: Stay out of my fridge, ready to go. Gotta tail
- 27:38Speaker 2: a tale gonna make you laugh and make you smile.
- 27:40Speaker 2: So buckle up, tie, it's.
- 27:43Speaker 3: Gonna be.
- 27:45Speaker 2: You're ting deep into your fish with see.
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- 28:18Speaker 1: and a happy holiday.