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Push Pop: Steve Ditko Dies, Hollow Knight & Keri Russell in Episode 9 · Multiple Nerdgasm

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realize that you're still pretty pretty cool you're still pretty sorry I'm
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taking the first answer there you're 37 you're still pretty this is very
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personal now it's not just like he doesn't want to just be in the [ __ ]
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group he wants to be named as yeah I'd [ __ ] you we didn't um we didn't
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establish how old this woman is though yeah I was going to ask that how old is
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she 28 okay so WR smack bang in the middle of her age range she'd go a
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little younger a little older yeah yeah yeah that's fine I mean if she was like
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16 or something and she was like only [ __ ] guys
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between than 25 25 and uh and 34 and you were like come on I'm nearly 40 I could
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still go you yeah with that difference who gives a [ __ ] it's like my age range is far
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broader than that love I guess the problem is cuz I was going to say you
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guys to think about it as well like just to be told that you're just no chance um
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well I I haven't met her have I so I don't know how offended I'd be yeah but
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just imagine any of your friends saying that to you just yeah you you just don't
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not on the radar at all I don't know that I would be that fuss I'm sorry to
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say Luke I would be I'm just not uh yeah I don't know well it's because you've
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never had this come up before no but I don't think I would take it as a
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personal slight uh in quite the way you seem to have but uh you know that's fine
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so what's your what's your range than Luke mhm me um I have no range I married
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to Hannah and quite happy no no no but you but that's fine what's your uh
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what's your range I don't need I don't need to have a range anymore be that as
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it may Luke what's your range yeah
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uh legal age of consent and up okay so the only thing stopping you is the
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legality of
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it good to know excellent answer I've got a bit of followup but it's not just
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something that happened on this show it's something that happened earlier tonight on
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Snapchat okay uh I received a snap I think from Hannah of
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Luke deep throating a dildo oh yeah and I guess that's for I mean Matt do you
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want to play the sex toy news jingle I guess we have to right yeah I think
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we're required to legally well what do you do when you need a new toy to put
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inside of you you listen to sex to news
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sex news so to explain it was a push pop
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well that's disappointing yeah it's an unsatisfying answer but you were you
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were really going for it though I was just sucking down that is that what you
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call it did did you like extract the um piece from the because it didn't seem to
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have the um yeah cuz like what it's not like I'm going to down and save it for L
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that sucker I'm finishing it so you just RI out of there yeah so it's more it's
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just a it's not even a at that point I had to up to begin with but yeah it's
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not going back down somewhere I have a feeling this is going to be uh
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unnecessarily censored just to make this all sound a bit more interesting than it
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is stand by for that listeners stand by for that Luke oh wait you won't hear it
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I I will one day one day he's going to go back listen
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to the show and then be like oh God I said that yeah you did I'm about a year
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behind in all my podcasts I've heard you on podcasts recently if no one else if
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you haven't oh we got some luk news I have some followup news yeah we got some
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Luke news sent in as well but uh you okay do we have any more sex toy news
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before we uh we move out of this segment into Luke reviews okay then follows
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through on a thing sort of follows up on a thing uh remember how I was meant to
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come back this week with um homework from my Scientology to oh we remembered
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have done that yeah yes well I haven't done that of course not of course not
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but I do have a letter oh you got a letter from them I have a letter from
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them so you gave them your home address yes I actually got mail from the wow
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like I was excited and not terrified okay yeah that's right they uh they've
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sent you correspondence we're waiting on baited breath read the [ __ ] just like
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how are you doing are you doing your extension course that's the homework I'm
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meant to be doing is it help to you in the Life what what I you apply the data
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from it I'm very interested to know all
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of these no sorry what that is is it
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handwritten it's handwritten what [ __ ]
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me um no yes that's exactly what it says
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is it help to in the life well Luke is it helped to
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you in the life I can't believe they're that sloppy I would thought that
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something yeah yeah I'm very surprised I mean I'm surprised they
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handw write letters to people that have popped in once I mean I I get that they
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would I can't quite believe it I think Luke's been a signed to somebody I think
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that's probably what happened and yeah it actually is possi sign you to
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someone and then yeah they're meant to that's meant to be the one person you
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communicate with in in there and so was this when you spoke to someone in there
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was there someone with broken English that was taking you under their wing um
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I didn't actually get to speak to the person that was going to be handling me
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okay but yeah so I've got the
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return so that's Luke nearly follows up on something all right that's somebody
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in America follows up on Luke yeah
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that's right I wanted to ask um when you
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did the interview right the the this personality test right y was it
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handwritten or did they ask you the questions out loud it's all a written test
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okay you do like I think it was how do you right aren't your hands both on
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these like silver things to read your Thon levels no that was weird cuz I
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thought that was a big part of it but I was only on those chbe things for about
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5 Seconds when they ran some things and then went okay and then sent me back to
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do another test okay okay I I just opened up my bag with the book I meant
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to be reading it's still in the rapper what is the book called uh it's from
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Elon hubbed and he the problems of work Scientology applied to the work a day
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world uh Luke I think for next week we can pretty much assume you're not going
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to do the homework for then either but in lie of that I would like a reading
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from that book just a you know a paragraph that you find that you think
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might help the listeners in their uh what is what is he say in the letter
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workday helping with the life y yeah it's uh help you on the or apply the
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data from it oh yeah are you apply the data from it yeah so listeners Luke's
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going to read a passage from uh the work a day world my elron Hubbard uh and then
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you can let us know uh if it helped you in the life and if you were able to
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apply the data of it yeah we do have more Luke news right that Luke seem
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seems to have forgotten about I guess or he's just not interested in telling us
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because somebody sent in our listeners are keeping tabs on you if if no one
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else is Luke oh what's happening there's been a milestone that you apparently have not
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bothered to inform us of up to this point this only just happened the other
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night and yeah see I he knows what I'm talking about right he knows what I'm
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talking about he could have brought this up himself I have we haven't
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pre-arranged this conversation you know what I'm talking about I've hit uh my
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gamer score has hit over 500,000 right and yeah I don't know why I didn't make
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I made a big thing about 400,000 but for 500,000 I didn't oh well it's only
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because it's you know it's half a million you know who cares big whoop
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yeah big whoop yeah so I'm currently at
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5,694 congratulations thank you are you going to try and redo your achievement
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streak or have you given up on that now i' I'm not going to worry about the
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achievement streak anymore like that every day it was pretty cool but now
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what I'm going to focus on is actually just trying to boost it faster okay cuz
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I actually going there every day actually slowed me down because there
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were achievements I could get but I'd hold off then get it the next day gotcha
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so you're just going to go balls out now yeah when I get the chance like I was
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actually hoping to be 500,000 um a few weeks ago but the trip to America sort
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of yeah flowed that [ __ ] Kevin Smith ruins everything I know thanks
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Kevin could have been talking about this weeks sorry about that I will post
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something on my Instagram all right very good and uh and I'm sure everyone
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follows and thank you Nate for letting us know otherwise look forgotten to
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mention it apparently yeah uh I actually do have something I want Luke to review
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I forgot uh before we do have more Luke
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news the Luke heavy episode this week's coming up Luke had a lot of episodes
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dedicated to Luke recently because he's really out of the three of us he's been
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the one up to the most exciting stuff which is odd because normally I'm just
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at home playing
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games all right so what am I reviewing all right so I got I want to make sure
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you can get this because uh I you're reviewing something that sounds
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delicious I believe it's only available in Japan so hopefully this is something
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you can get hold of uh look we've we've had a lot of news recently uh about
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games that are only available in Japan um there's usually a Common Thread with
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them so uh why don't you tell us what
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this one is uh this is uh Sonic Curry
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and uh it's it's from I like Sonic it's officially licensed Sonic the Hedgehog
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Curry and uh it's a collaboration between Sega as they say here Sega as we
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used to say in Australia and geek life which I guess is some kind of
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company uh in Japan and uh it's a [ __ ] weird curer that's in the shape
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of Sonic's face uh and it's very blue uh
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in the areas where Sonic is blue and apparently it will make you poop blue
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for uh I'm not surprised for a few days because this is incredibly blue yes so
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you want me to poop blue well I don't want you to poop blue specifically I I mean I'm not
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you pooping blue but I want you to eat the curry and it's going to have to
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that's just a side effect so I guess it'll also make your teeth and tongue
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blue apparently and and a lot more proba
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most of your insides yeah yeah all right I will see if I can get it very good
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okay let me see if you can order it uh soic Curry
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aalia well there there is uh a website called sonich healthcare.com a that
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might uh you might need that after you eat yeah so I'm going to bookmark that
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right now yeah so this is officially licensed so um so we can we can assume
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it's high quality I wish Sonic would actually be good
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again we actually uh listeners uh I I posted an article the other day on the
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Facebook about um how Jim car's potentially been cast as Dr Robotnik or
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or Eggman uh it's Eggman yeah Dr Robotnik is such a better name yeah but
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Jim K has apparently been cast as that character in in a Sonic the Hedgehog
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movie which I thought was [ __ ] hilarious and I'm I'm totally on board
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with that cuz yeah weird uh and then uh
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Tim commented on there I think and said
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uh there's a Sonic Utopia which is like a fan-made Sonic the Hedgehog game that
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looks really awesome I hadn't heard of it I looked up a YouTube video of it and
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uh and it looks really cool so hopefully that's still in
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development uh cuz yeah you're right Sonic's not been good for a while the DS
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game was good Sonic Rush that's good there's one where he's a werewolf you
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guys realize it's 2018 and we're sitting around wishing that there was a better
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Sonic game yeah it's a little unusual I guess well they've all been such [ __ ]
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that's the problem yeah they've been really bad and listeners let us know if
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all right I think I can order it very good so I don't know how long it's going
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to take to ship that from Japan I don't know what state it's going to be in when
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it gets to you after it's been shipped from trying to remember my address now
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just ask uh your hand he knows we have a uh we have a graphic
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designer who works with us on a freelance basis and when she comes in
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she brings this little cup of noodles which is not uncommon here a lot of
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people have cup noodles for lunch but this one you don't add any hot water too
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you don't add anything at all what you
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do is you snap this little bag that's
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inside it and then a chemical reaction Cooks the noodles for you I've seen this
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happen right in front of my eyes it steams it gets cooked and it frees me
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the [ __ ] out sounds terrible but I'm all for it okay I'll uh I'll send you some
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you can get that canned coffee that does that when you pop the top it somehow
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Heats it and I'm just like what the [ __ ] is in there yeah I'd want some like
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peer-reviewed papers that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt this doesn't give you
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cancer before I even went near this then again I'm in America so [ __ ] knows
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what's in food I'm eating anyway so uh just is it corn syrup oh
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there's plenty of that fructose corn syrup yeah yeah lots of that lots of
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that hey it was uh the 4th of July here this week and uh I was too it actually
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it was the Fourth of July everywhere yeah yeah true it just wasn't holiday
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there yeah we we have the holiday Fourth of July that's the only time you
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actually pronounce the date right I know that's true it's July 4th but I also
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love it that you just just like should we give this day a name no [ __ ] it just
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say the date it's Independence Day yeah says happy fourth that's what
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people say but uh so you could do that every month I guess yeah I can say that 12 times a
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year but uh fireworks are uh available
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uh everywhere around that that time uh there are po they usually a controlled
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item but then not around rhod Island uh everything is you know state by state
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here it's quite quite comical in some cases um fireworks in Rhode Island are
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controlled there are certain ones you can and can't have uh New Hampshire uh
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Live Free or Die has everything so you can just drive yeah you just kind of go
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for a bit of a drive and get some if you want but uh and then obviously it's
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illegal to bring them back and apparently the police will confiscate
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them and use them at their house uh if they catch you if they find them y and
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you have to go and watch them have fun with your fireworks they'll take your
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fireworks and impress their children with them so but I bought some I just
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bought some from uh from the grocery store Supermarket here uh because they
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they have them around this time of year and do you still have all your fingers I
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do I do actually I still have another packet of them you're not doing it right
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then but I was I I got I brought them home and I was like look cuz we have
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people around for game night uh coincidentally the night before July 4th
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July 3rd we celebrate July 3rd at this house just just CU so we have people
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around little bit of rested development there Matt and I had uh I had oh yeah
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Cino no the quatro the other one that's the one yeah so I got the fireworks we
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set them off and I thought cuz they were Supermarket bought ones that they would
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not impress me however compared to the no fireworks that we have in Australia I was
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impressed even if no one else was but guess we'd be allowed to you know
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one of those little sparklers that you light and wave around in the air well
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here's the thing I I bought two packs of things originally I've got I've bought
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another pack since then uh two one one pack contained two of those ones you put
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on the ground and it shoots Flames up in the air like a tree right and I thought
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that was [ __ ] that was pretty [ __ ] cool and everyone else was like oh yeah
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it's pretty good I guess didn't blow anything up though I'm like oh all right
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fine and then the other packet I got out it was two two little boxes like
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sparkler boxes and everyone want oh they're just sparklers and I was like oh
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really we have those no we don't not in Australia these
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ones sparklers here shoot [ __ ] stuff out of
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them like when you light it it it's more like a flare like a little tiny flare
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you know that red flare light in the movies yeah yeah yeah it does that and
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then it shoots f [ __ ] little little things out of it at the sides so even
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the the nice safe sparkler is trying to kill yeah you [ __ ] don't keep it away from your
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eyeballs absolutely and so yeah they were like ah sparklers and I was like [ __ ]
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sparklers so yeah wow so I'm easily impressed I
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guess so yeah I mean you you must have got that pyromaniacs rush you know where
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you're just standing there looking at the yeah I just and I'm like you know
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what I don't want to see the good ones I'm happy I'm just stay here with if we
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see you standing on the edge of a bushire with a massive erection we're
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going to know we're going to know who if these excite you why go out and spend
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more money on better ones exactly so I just went back to the supermarket and
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bought more me again that's right I cuz you need ID to buy them because you got
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to be 16 and Matt Matt no one looks at you and thinks the guy came over and
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goes are you 16 and I was like I promise and he's like all right did he wink no
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he just laughing went all right off you go you little scar so uh
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you know when you guys come visit we'll get some fireworks some cheap some cheap
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shitty unimpressive American Fireworks and they'll blow your [Laughter]
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mind um I have some more followup news oh [ __ ] all right wow I know it's crazy
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um I'm not going to order the Sonic Curry oh follow following up to just now
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to tell us that you're not going to follow something up well no I just found
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out how much money it would cost to get it sent how much
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$80 [ __ ] all right and yeah I I've gotten in trouble cuz I've spent far too
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much on buying stupid stuff to review on the podcast so I have to leave it for a
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little while I don't know what you're talking about kamora well I've got a
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butt plug over there as well stupid stuff I don't know what you're
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talking about you said stupid stuff it's only stupid because you haven't given it a
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chance right it's not happening no how old does a pocket [ __ ] have to be for
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you to be interested in it Luke I think that's one of those ones where actually
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the newer the better yes
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yeah yeah 30-year-old Pocket [ __ ] no
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thanks I only [ __ ] sex toys up to 34 years
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old at least 25 up to
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[Laughter] 34 So speaking of America I have a brief
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anecdote uh the other day because people sometimes ask me if this happens and it
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hasn't happened in a long time the other day I was on my way home and I took uh
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to get to work from here cuz we're kind of out in we're a little bit in the in
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the woods whoop whoop kind of yeah and but there there's there's a Highway 95
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runs all the way from from uh Maine down to Florida uh and I can hop on that and get
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to work pretty quickly uh it's not far not too far from my house and uh and
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then that's the that's the quick way to go but it's a bit [ __ ] cuz it's a
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Highway uh it's just not very interesting or I can go the back way
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which is at this time of year beautiful and and there's like situate Reservoir
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which I can reservoir am I pronouncing that right I'm questioning myself
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situate Reservoir which can I can pass and it's beautiful it's all very pretty
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so I go that way sometimes the other day I'm coming back and I use ways which is
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like a do you have ways in your countries we don't have it here but I
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other countries I visit have it so it took me a slightly different way because
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uh because of traffic and uh and I
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almost missed a turn so I uh I stopped
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and it was kind of almost like a roundabout but not really like a
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triangle of of road so that I could I could stop past the turn kind of turn
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around and come come out from the other way and go the way I was supposed to go
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except it threw me off so much that I literally couldn't remember which side
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of the road I was supposed to drive on for for like a couple of minutes I
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was driving along oh and then and and cuz I'm in the middle of nowhere L can
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happen on the wrong side of the road in a couple of minutes and cuz there's no
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lines on the road cuz it's it's like a country road and I and so I was just
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driving along being like like hopefully someone will come up from from behind me
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and not from in front of me so I can figure this out and then eventually I
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did sort it out but there was actually a period where I act I I couldn't remember
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and even when I was like no no I'm on the left side of the car I need to be on
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the right side of the road I was like No No Maybe not maybe you just think that
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who's to say yeah how tired were you I don't know I don't know what it was I
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just I just got really confused and questioned myself and then and then
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that's actually the first time that's happened in is anybody who's asked me
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about that there you go does still happen apparently yes it
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does wow but uh yeah that's a I survived obviously
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freaky the right side of the road here I'm supposed to be on the right side the
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wrong it's actually hard for me to imagine driving in Australia now like I
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when I think about it it's like weird I used to drive on the other side that's
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weird the correct side yeah I still remember that time when we were driving
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down some Road in the middle of nowhere and you needed to
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poop and you finally saw I think some
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donut shop a dunin Donuts you just Dunkin Donuts and then you just swerve
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across six Lanes of traffic Luke that place is 5 minutes from my
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house shout out to Dunkin Donuts that that that Dunkin
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Donuts it's just St the road from my house mate we can go back there anytime
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that's not a joke we were near U Mercy Brown Next there we going um Mercy Brown
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for those who don't know was a suspected vampire here in New England and they uh
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they dug her up um kind of mushed up her heart burnt it on a rock fed it to her
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brother uh who who then died proving that yes she was a vampire a little New
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England Legend and then they made a um made a sitcom out of her in the '90s did they
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no that's Murphy Brown oh right also a vampire clearly that's uh that's not far
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from here Luke I'll take you back there sometime we'll cut across six Lanes of
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traffic without looking not without looking I have my eyes open come on mate
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you got to go mate you got to go but you forgot where saw the Dunkin Donuts didn't
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I yeah I that that was yeah that was scary you're still here give me that
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that was scary it wasn't scary for me it was what was scary was the thought of
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not being able to poop that is a scary thought well you
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could have pooped Yeah well yeah really awkward ride remember last week where we
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talked about fruit for 5 minutes you remember the disaster that
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was five minutes about fruit I could have pooped in a car that is now my car
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at the time was Jenna's car but her sister was using it like what a disaster
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that would have been so geek it a week are you approving this
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I don't know yet what do you mean you don't know no this one I'm going to
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approve straight off this one is a geek Y and he didn't commit suicide which
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makes him automatically off your list yeah no not automatically he was 90
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years old which I know taken in his prime pretty good R I wish I would make
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that long maybe you will but yeah we are talking about Steve dicko it's dicko
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isn't it that's how you pronounce it it is dico Y and Steve dicko is one of the
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only comic book kind of famous comic book authors whose real name is their
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name and not changed from something way more Jewish sounding and we actually talked about
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him we mentioned him briefly the other week uh yeah and in fact we talked about
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him because it was suspected that he was the one that went around Stanley's house
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with a gun demanding his money that's right and not only that you you I mean
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obviously we we we don't know for sure but uh we just we can't if anyone's if
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anyone's looked into whether Stanley was involved in Jack koby's death that's all
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I'm saying and now that's right and now Steve dico turns up dead a week later
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yeah coincidence probably probably probably coin prove it yeah like they're
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all quite old yeah yeah but that's just what they want you to think they want
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you to go oh they're quite old let's not investigate yeah so you think we should question
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Stan Lee over these deaths I think almost certainly people have been
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questioning questioning him about Steve ditco and I'm not saying why or what it
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was about but I'm just I'm just pretty sure that that they've talked to him
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about it so yeah anytime anytime Stan Lee writes by Stan Lee on the bottom of
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something yeah the creator of Spider-Man
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oh uh so yeah Steve did
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uh creator co-creator of Doctor Strange
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Spider-Man uh and a bunch of lesser characters uh uh Mysterio amongst them
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who's a Spider-Man character that's he's pretty cool but very famous and uh and and
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creator of some of the really really fantastic uh Doctor Strange artwork that
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I like from the old Comics like you even if you're not a comic book fan you
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definitely know his art yeah yeah like he drew Damu and and some of the weird
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[ __ ] that was in Doctor Strange back in the back in the day took a lot of drugs
30:06
I assume looking at
30:10
this or uh or just was real good at at figuring out what that might be like rip
30:17
Steve ditco you were tops I don't know what he did lately uh not I'm not judging him you
30:23
know nothing wrong nothing wrong
30:26
with you hoped he kind of died you know
30:30
back in the late 70s so he went out on on a high a Ian there's nothing wrong
30:34
with quit and while you're ahead I guess
30:36
but yeah just would he been around
30:41
to still be getting
30:44
money uh yes but I I don't know how it
30:49
quite works but he has only recently been officially credited as the
30:54
co-creator of Spider-Man for example um and Doctor Strange as well probably but
31:01
I have a feeling that the latest round of films featuring both those characters
31:08
would definitely have kicked back to him they they certainly gave him a nod okay
31:12
yeah I hope so because I know that like Marvel had issues with money a little
31:16
while ago so I'm just wondering if he sort of got swept away and sort of not
31:20
getting any of his fresh money that's coming in you're wondering if he has
31:24
you're wondering if he has daughters or granddaughters and what they what they
31:28
ranges are what the age ranges yeah yeah
31:32
yeah valid from the legal line well you're in all right of course
31:38
that you know that changes depending on what country you're in you know right so
31:42
if they're in the United States it's 16 but honestly take them to the
31:46
Philippines if I was to even if there was an 18yearold now I don't think I
31:50
could even go out with an 18 no I don't think an 8-year-old would go out with
31:53
you no I agree 18 sorry the call must have cut out briefly
32:01
yeah I don't know I've just yeah just I think back to how I was at that age and
32:07
I think of myself now why am I thinking about dating myself I was going to say
32:11
so what you're saying is that you wouldn't go back in time and [ __ ]
32:14
yourself at age 18 that's exactly what I'm saying yeah he did say
32:19
date I don't usually say this yeah but I agree with Luke on this I probably
32:24
wouldn't date myself at age 18 either feel sorry for any women that did
32:28
well no yeah no one else dated me back then so why would I date myself yeah
32:33
yeah you think they were on to something
32:37
yeah all right well Steve dicko geek of the
32:43
[Music] week dat Steve ditco as a
32:48
teenager had to tell speaking of which
32:51
if you go to uh Wikipedia right and you
32:57
type in Steve dico no not Wikipedia
33:01
Wikipedia right the picture of Steve
33:04
dico now look I understand that he's not you know in his prime anymore you know
33:10
he's a man of he's dead he's dead there okay sure but they didn't invent the
33:15
Wikipedia page after his death what I'm saying is I can understand why they
33:19
would have an old photo rather than a current photo right yeah but you think
33:23
they might have been something a bit new the picture is his high school yearbook
33:29
photo right but in saying this I don't know he
33:34
does look about 28 in this High School yearo does anyone agree with me I think
33:40
people used to look older younger in the past sure that was a doozy of a sentence
33:46
but no no I I I can believe that because
33:51
like Wells was 23 when he made Citizen Kane and he plays Kane as an elderly man
33:56
the thing is we um we still dress like teenagers so I wonder if that's a factor
34:03
whereas back in the day like they he's got a shirt he's got a shirt and tie on
34:08
there in that photoo has uh I I definitely did not wear a shirt and tie
34:14
at any point when I was in my teens that I barely tie now yeah exactly ien want a
34:19
tie and if we did Wear Ties that were like stri wor all the time exactly they
34:23
were loose and and then yeah I think maybe that's a factor I don't know I
34:27
used to wear suits and ties and three-piece suits and I didn't look old
34:31
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34:37
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36:50
bored of Conan Exiles ah really I'm sorry is this because I had that rant
36:55
the other week it kind of is because I I mean sorry no look partly it's because
37:02
every time I go on I have to download a 5 GB update yeah that is a bit almost
37:07
every time every God and something doesn't work afterwards yeah that's
37:10
right uh and the last time there was an update actually it's two updates ago now
37:14
uh our entire Village was gone did that get resolved cuz I actually haven't
37:19
logged on no it did not but mat I noticed that uh your little Summer House
37:23
Down by the River that's still there I checked on that all right
37:29
uhct house was this is the greatest house ever your
37:34
house is now the foundations of a house with a bed on it that's your
37:39
house wasn't much better to be fair if you guys come up to the uh to the snowy
37:44
north uh I've I've built a new cabin up there there's a snowy north see I've
37:49
never even been up that far it certainly is um just follow the river follow the
37:52
river all the way up all right but uh I I played it I was home alone for a
37:59
couple of nights last week while was in Malaysia and I did nothing except play
38:05
Conan and by the second night of like just playing Conan till really really
38:11
late um I realized that I'm not actually enjoying it I'm well I mean I don't know
38:17
if I am or not I'm literally just playing it obsessively like I just see something
38:24
that needs to be upgrading I see what I need to get to upgrade
38:28
and then I just go out and [ __ ] get stuff it's just a cycle it's just a
38:34
cycle that will never end but yeah that's what those types of games are
38:39
once you get past a certain point that's all it is yeah um I'm l 50 while you're
38:44
enjoying while you're enjoying it it's great but if you stop enjoying it then
38:48
there's no point well that's the problem I had with it was every time there
38:52
was uh you know I get kicked off the server or I would try to going to the be
38:58
update I'd start thinking about what you're talking about like about that
39:02
aspect of it and be like I think I might want to play something else because well
39:06
I definitely want to play something else now something else has to come along for
39:09
me to jump ship well I've been playing a game uh this is on the switch but it is
39:15
available on other platforms and it is wonderful it is hollow night which is a
39:21
game I assume that's the long awaited sequel to Gabriel Knight blood of the
39:25
Sacred blood of the Damned [ __ ] man you're breaking my heart cuz I
39:31
really would like a sequel to that um those three games man
39:37
[ __ ] uh Hollow Knight is a game that I backed on Kickstarter uh many years ago
39:44
uh it's made by team Cherry which is actually a a South australian-based uh
39:49
game development team and we've we've bumped into them a couple of packes all virgins
39:55
and allegedly surprise no one they uh they made this game Hollow night it's a
40:02
Metroid Vania Style game it's kind of like Gothic uh but but a little
40:08
cartoony uh and it's [ __ ] sick I I I didn't play it on on PC cuz I
40:15
don't have a PC and I wanted to play with the controller so I've been waiting
40:17
for the switch version uh and it's just so good it's uh
40:24
it's like uh you know Metro Vania you explore the world and you get upgrades
40:28
which let you explore new areas uh and then you collect like it's a sid scroller isn't
40:34
it yeah like a yes yeah it's a sidescroller where you explore different
40:40
haveing I bought this on Steam and haven't played it you should play it
40:45
it's really good do you have a controller you can use on your laptop or something no I
40:50
don't if you can pick a controller up pretty cheaply these days if you want
40:54
one I recommend the steel series nimbus that's what I have for uh oh sounds like
40:59
a sex toy should we play the jingle again sure do you
41:05
[Music]
41:10
do the steel series
41:16
nimus um it works on uh on like your
41:21
iPad your iPhone and and a Mac well I think it works on it0 bucks does that
41:26
sound about right uh yeah yeah mhm it seems it might seem
41:31
expensive my Xbox controllers it's very good and it charges off a uh uh
41:36
lightning connector like you know your phone oh interesting and uh and it's
41:40
like it's high quality it's it's like an Xbox controller basically it's it's a
41:44
high quality controller it's a good unit um yeah Hollow night it's really good uh
41:50
check it out if you if you can I've been pimping it a bit on the Facebook not
41:55
because like like we don't know them have anything to do with them we've met
41:58
him a couple times but like at events but we don't we're not you know this is
42:02
not a paid not in any way I just really [ __ ] dig this game so and that's why
42:07
I've been pimping it so much and and they've it's such a a success story
42:11
because they're Little Indie Studio they did a Kickstarter and it did pretty well
42:15
and now they've sold I think over a million copies on switch since it came
42:19
out and I'm just really wow I'm really happy for him and it's a great game
42:25
so check it out help him get to two million I'm trying
42:29
to see if I've got a key for it I think I do I think it might have been in a
42:36
Humble Bundle at some point it's it's been around like it said it came out on
42:39
PC a while ago and they've been porting it to uh to switch and theyve cuz they
42:43
they showed it up think it's been a bit yeah I I have a
42:48
lot of Humble Bundle keys that I've yet to used yet and I played something else
42:54
that uh I think you might like this game Dan if you haven't played already and I
42:58
this is another one that I backed on Kickstarter which is and I don't know
43:01
why I never played it um it's Broken Age oh man this is another one that I bought
43:08
on Steam and have not played it's [ __ ] excellent man yeah it's really
43:12
good it's it's great the story the story is like [ __ ] really creative and
43:18
interesting I think and uh and different and it's it's an advent it's still an
43:24
adventure game like uh kind of like you know the monkey
43:28
style point and click adventure game it's really good I've been playing
43:31
through it on my iPad uh which I guess just happened to be the right platform
43:35
to get me to [ __ ] play it finally even though I own it on PC already I
43:39
don't even have an iPad anymore I mean I do but I haven't turned it on in a long
43:43
long time I like my iPad I like it I don't know I don't know
43:49
if I like it enough to justify upgrading it at some point but I I try to use it
43:54
but does it do anything that it doesn't you need it to like there a reason to
44:00
upgrade it yeah I mean I if I if I don't get a new laptop which I might not if I
44:06
get an iMac then yeah it'll be my you know my portable computer oh man have
44:12
you seen the new iMac the new one beautiful it's black oh
44:18
the pro yeah it's $7,000 yeah five five five grand us it's
44:24
got It's it's got [ __ ] server grade components in it it's like it's amazing
44:30
yeah they're [ __ ] hardcore yeah it's insane I don't don't need one of those
44:35
probably probably no I don't need one either but [ __ ] I want one I
44:39
know I'll probably just buy a normal IM all I've been I've been playing the crew
44:43
to I the game I was talking about last enjoying no no no I finished it you just
44:50
didn't enjoy it just didn't enjoy it yeah that's normal but I brought a new
44:55
game today that I've been playing that um I've seen you've been playing Ma
44:59
Jong oh yes I playing that that's just easy achievements how can it be easy for
45:04
you to play Mar Jong you don't speak Chinese you don't it's matching tiles
45:10
it's like he's not wrong snap the pictures matchy click them
45:16
easy no what I have think you think
45:19
Bandicoot oh [ __ ] crash bamby oh my God that game is so hard the re-release
45:25
of The Originals that that Trilogy thing oh wow the insane Trilogy it's it's not
45:32
that it's super hard it's I'm not patient as I used to be yeah those games
45:37
require a lot of time yeah yeah do they look they look nicer than
45:43
they used to cuz I mean these games are 20 years old great they don't hold your
45:47
hand the way games do these days like no
45:50
it's like fa it looks great yeah over and over
45:55
again yeah until you learn so you just have to no I've worked
46:02
out the best way to do it you sort of play for a little bit and then once you
46:04
start losing lives like over and over and over you just put it down and walk
46:08
away for a little bit come back refreshed and just start again exercise
46:12
the kind of restraint you wouldn't have had as a child when you played it yeah
46:16
that's right I can't go to school mom because I haven't [ __ ] finished this
46:20
level that's right and I have to return it to the video store
46:25
soon prove I can't go to the toilet because I am finishing this
46:30
[Laughter]
46:33
game well clean it up then
46:39
Mom I watched a movie this week too which I actually don't get the chance to
46:44
do that often but I watched uh a movie and it was pretty good and I was
46:50
wondering if if you had seen this I bet Luke hasn't uh but I was wondering if
46:53
Dan had seen this it's called a dark song No I hav hav't seen it actually but
46:58
it's a horror film right yeah sort of it's it is uh it's
47:05
about a woman who wants to contact her
47:09
the spirit of her dead son and so she
47:12
kind of hires this guy to perform this
47:17
ritual uh and it's this kind of you know dark like it's played Super straight
47:22
like it's this kind of judeo Christian [ __ ] cabal [ __ ] ritual thing that
47:29
they go through and it's kind of this harrowing film about them locking
47:35
themselves in a mansion for potentially months and months to to perform this
47:39
ritual and uh interesting it's pretty good I liked it because it's it's played
47:45
pretty straight it's like [ __ ] I don't really know if anything even
47:49
happened you know what I mean no like from a supernatural point
47:54
of view it's like it could have gone either way I guess
47:57
like it's worth watching I think I think you might like it so did they bring lots
48:01
of food with them yep she rents a mansion in the
48:05
middle of nowhere in Wales to to do it and then she convinces this guy to do
48:10
apparently she she tried a bunch of people and they they all said no and
48:13
then eventually she found this guy who said that he knew how to do it and then
48:16
that they would do it and uh and they lock themselves in and go through this
48:22
[ __ ] traumatic experience it's pretty cool it's very
48:27
slow SL not going to see it no luk you won't like it Matt did you ever see I'm
48:34
the pretty thing that lives in the house I I don't think I watched it I've seen
48:38
it recommended a bunch of times is it good if you like slow bur horror this is
48:44
definitely one you should check out all right it's popped up on lists and I
48:48
think Netflix has been like hey you might like this and I was like shut up
48:51
Netflix yeah you might don't [ __ ] pretend to know what I
48:55
like someone added a bunch we have a shared Netflix account with the with the
49:01
the the Jalen family and someone added a bunch of not I say weird [ __ ] it's weird
49:06
for Jenna and I a bunch of weird movies to our watch list like Mama Mia and uh
49:12
just just a bunch of just [ __ ] we're like what the [ __ ] so now all our
49:16
recommendations are a bit weird yeah [ __ ] bastards I it could have been uh it
49:22
could have been Jenna's mom so I apologize Jenny if it was and she's a
49:25
listener is she and were no absolutely not the rest of the family is and I
49:29
don't want to be disparaging them on air well I don't mind doing it Jenny what do
49:35
you got to say for yourself she probably just apologize profus well as well she
49:40
should I watched a movie this week it's not like a cool movie or a new movie by
49:45
any means but [ __ ] it was a good movie have you guys ever seen Zulu from the
49:52
60s with Michael Kane in his first role don't shoot until you see the whites of
49:56
their eyes don't think anyone actually says that um but yes it's that movie and
50:01
it's the kind of movie that I think like if you've seen it you probably watched
50:05
it with your dad yep like when you were a kid [ __ ] obsessed with it and I I I
50:12
think I have seen that yeah I don't think I have seen it actually I think
50:15
it's one of the it's one of those movies that he wanted me to watch all the time
50:19
and I was like how many spaceships are in it yeah no no no but honestly it's an
50:25
exercise intention because the the the plot is the true story of a 100 British
50:30
soldiers who are um who are hemped up in a in a hospital Mission in South Africa
50:36
in B territory and the Zulus 4,000 of them are surrounding them and closing in
50:42
and it's just about I mean you know you can argue why were they [ __ ] there in
50:45
the first place okay don't ride in and [ __ ] get on my case about colonialism
50:51
oh man there's there's one there's this boar character who is like you know the
50:55
BS of the um the kind of uh the Dutch settlers in that area and um at one
51:01
point Michael Kane turns to him and and says I can't remember what the what the
51:06
lead in line but he the accent though he goes after all this is your country like
51:13
to this [ __ ] Dutch guy while they're being attacked by Black by the people
51:17
who actually live there yes correct so but uh look so you you got to you got to
51:22
kind of take you got to take the politics with the grand assault but sure
51:26
[ __ ] me they used to make movies differently like there's no coverage
51:31
like what when we make movies now we do what we call coverage which is like if
51:35
you get a shot of somebody over one guy's shoulder then you have to get a
51:39
shot of that other guy over that same guy's shoulder so that it all matches
51:42
right it's just called coverage they don't do that in this like they'll have
51:46
the camera will zoom in to one guy and then he'll walk and the character will
51:51
follow him over to another guy and then they'll talk and then it'll go back to a
51:55
twoot while they're talking and then one guy will wander off and say something
51:59
profound and the camera will move with him so that it's a single and it's just
52:03
like it's just so the craft of film making is just so apparent in these old
52:07
movies anyway going on and off but Zulu watch it all right I will I watched an
52:12
old movie today as well what you watch nothing but
52:17
trouble what is it I don't know that off the top of my head it's from dead acoy
52:24
Chevy Chase Dem Mo J candy okay well speaking of The Craft of
52:30
[Laughter]
52:34
filmm it's a terrible movie but I this the one I think I used to see the VHS
52:39
cover of this like in the video store does Dan arroy like play an old man in
52:45
Old Man makeup yes he makes an yeah he plays an old crazy judge I I do remember
52:52
that yeah I recommend it it's not a good movie I recommend
52:59
it no I I do enjoy some not good movies it's a good Sunday Afternoon movie that
53:04
I like those old kind of movies those oh it's a comedy I assume yes based on
53:10
imagine it wasn't imagine Dan Acro Chevy Chase and uh who else was it Dan won an
53:17
Academy Award John Candy decided [ __ ] it we're going Oscar
53:22
baiting that's right that would be great well accept that's not feasible at the
53:28
moment one thing R John Candy one thing I did find one thing I did find quite
53:33
weird is Ste more I don't think she's that good an actress okay I I don't see
53:38
what the world thought of her don't see what Bruce Willis saw in her to be
53:43
honest I know he saw in Saw as coocher himself what was
53:49
that hence the divorce when I was young though there
53:55
was one movie where where she was just like stupidly
54:00
sexy what movie was that was that strip was it that yeah that's right and you
54:05
know I've never to this day I've never actually seen it but just like as as
54:10
kids in the 80s and early 90s we just knew that demy Moore was like that
54:14
actress doesn't mind getting a tits out the only movie I can think of that I've
54:19
seen that she's in es well at least starring in is G if you don't say
54:23
seventh sign then you need to stop go and watch that right now now GI Jane by Ridley
54:30
Scott [ __ ] I haven't seen that I saw it at the movies
54:35
wow don't remember it I remember she was in it I remember she was doing
54:41
push-ups that's all I remember yeah she was what more do you need there watch a
54:46
movie that she was in in the 80s called the seventh sign which is about uh it's
54:51
it's like a how would you call it like an apocalyptic kind of horror movie
54:57
where she plays this pregnant woman who's about to give birth and anyway
55:02
it's the devil it was pretty cool back in the day the
55:06
devil usually the devil devil yeah yeah was the name Rosemary uh it wasn't but
55:12
uh [ __ ] that's a good movie oh I'm not allowed to say it's a good movie you
55:16
can't like that movie anymore oh you like Rosemary's Baby so you would [ __ ] a
55:20
teenager in the ass would you people are crazy Roman paly talking
55:27
about that's what I me Luke's like what he's like
55:33
itent if it was in a region where the law allowed it Rose M baby is directed
55:38
by Roman palansky yeah it is it's a good movie though don't let that put you off
55:42
oh am I supposed to let that put me off I don't know cuz I I would argue that
55:48
you can like a movie and not like somebody who helped make that movie well
55:53
he didn't really help make it he literally directed did it yeah he
55:57
directed it but like like if the cinematographer had raped a little girl
56:03
like he shot every frame of it should we was cinematographer Vision you know what
56:08
I mean I like the director over everybody I think you okay
56:12
so the best argument if it was the director I guess is what I'm saying sure
56:16
sure yeah yeah I guess so but I mean he didn't make a movie
56:22
about sodomizing that girl no I know I mean if he did and you loved that movie
56:28
then maybe that would be not okay yeah I guess I'm not L like Jeepers Creepers
56:33
either you're definitely not allowed to like Jeep's creepers well that works out
56:38
then because that guy also uh got in trouble that they got in trouble for
56:43
making that movie because they filmed it near a school that's that's true story
56:47
oh well allegedly allegedly allegedly I believe it's a true story um so I don't
56:53
know if we need to play the [ __ ] crimes jingle here
56:57
but Luke has already come out and said how you avoid going to prison for
57:00
statutory rape wait until they're of
57:03
legal age easy problem solved um I'm
57:08
interested in hearing about the
57:12
octopus just because hey can I be before we go into that because I do want to
57:17
talk about this octopus when I was a kid my favorite movie was The Goonies right
57:24
and it's still a [ __ ] great movie and this was before I knew about deleted
57:28
scenes and film editing and all of that but there's a bit at the end where
57:33
they're free they're finally free and they're talking to the cop the sheriff
57:37
of this town and they're all talking over each other about all the stuff they
57:40
saw there was a pirate and it's one Wily and the fratellis and then one of them
57:44
said and there was an octopus and I watched that movie over
57:49
and over again with the sole purpose of spotting that [ __ ]
57:53
octopus sure cuz I'm like why would they mention it if it wasn't there um but
57:59
there's no octopus in that movie and I've since learned there was a scene
58:02
with an octopus but it was cut out damn cuz it may looked stupid probably did
58:07
look stupid was it a giant but then again this is the movie where it's like
58:10
it's almost a perfect movie but there's a character in it the character of mouth
58:15
played by uh Cory Feldman who MH at the
58:20
start speaks such fluent Spanish that him and the housekeeper convert
58:27
about sex dungeons right cockroaches and all sorts of weird stuff but at the end
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when she's yelling don't sign he can't figure out what she's saying right
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away yeah so there that but today there
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really is an O octopus news yeah so I guess play that
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jingle SE of the week
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so um I I guess also in addition to octopus news this is probably also our
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official World Cup 2018 episode right yeah I guess so I guess the World Cup
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only coverage we've given it yeah that's right well I haven't seen any of the of
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the games have you I've actually seen a few of the games I saw I don't know
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anything about the World Cup midnight you know Joel kinman yeah the actor yeah
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he posted uh this it's a from a from a newspaper from the look of it and it
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made me laugh like I don't know anything about the World Cup but I just think
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this is a good joke yeah the England football team visited an orphanage in
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Russia yesterday it's heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope said
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Vladimir age
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6 don't know anything about World Cup but I think that's a good joke yeah yeah that's
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great um yeah but there is a uh there is a octopus in Japan
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who uh is psychic and can predict um the outcome of Japan's matches in the World
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Cup yeah it was he was uh he was caught by a fisherman who then um made some
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kind of elaborate device uh inside a tank and the octopus would uh would
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select a win or lose and select the score um by placing its tentacles
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against certain numbers the way it's worded in the article fisherman Kimo
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Abbe caught the octopus last month off Hokkaido and assigned it to match
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forecasting duties yeah that's right there's many duties you can assign an
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octopus too and that's your job is to predict the future go your job is to take the lids
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off these jars no but the thing is your job is to put ink in my
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pens the uh the octopus predicted all
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the games um with startling accuracy
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however Japan is now out and so of course um what do you need him for anymore so
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um they cooked him up and ate him um but couldn't they use him to like predict
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the rest of it doesn't like that you know you know nothing about football did
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he get something wrong and that's why
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are out of the cup yeah he so he even P right and they still killed him and ate
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him what I think yeah that's terrible I think it's
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probably a coincidence just quietly around for another four years and do it
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again did you ever see that old episode of The Twilight Zone where that guy
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could predict Lotto wedings no oh it's amazing this guy is
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just an office Clerk and he gets this letter one day saying hey look you don't
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know me but I'm psychic and I can predict the lotto um so go and put this
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just like if you don't believe me put $1 on it and I'm going to tell you the results
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and so he does and it's correct and so the next week he gets another letter
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saying um I'm going to give you put $100 on it this time and I'm going to give
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you the results of this week's then that'll be two weeks in a row I've
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proved to you that I can pick the results after that we'll talk so he does
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it he picks a $100 on it it wins again so now the guy's like okay now we're
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going to go 50/50 so I'm going to keep giving you numbers and every time you
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win you send me half of the winnings each time and so this guy just keeps
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doing it and doing it and doing it keeps winning more and more and more and
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sending this guy more and more money and you basically find out that this guy is
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sending out thousands and thousands of letters yeah because all it takes is for
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one string of coincidental good luck for this to pay off it's pretty clever yeah
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I still I mean in real life I don't like his odds anyway but that is pretty
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good yeah yeah so um octopus in Japan
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you're our GE of the week rest in peace you were delicious I it says Peter was
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not amused like like or they'd be amused if he hadn't predicted the results but
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not in this case yeah that's right like yeah Peter's Peter's not amused
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about anything though that's true fing dead pan Peter always yeah what what am
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I going to do to crack a smile on you eh hey yeah not impressed do we want to do
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some Star Wars news before we go because uh we've got a little bit I
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don't know if there's like tons and tons to discuss but we should probably get it
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out there for the listeners yeah look um there is some Star Wars news this week
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as there almost inevitably is stss Star Wars news Stars [Music]
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news uh where do we want to start with some episode 9 casting rumors yeah yeah
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well I I don't even know if this is a rumor I think this might be actually be
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confirmed but uh but they I think a rumor is something you don't know if
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it's a rumor or it's confirmed I think that's what a rumor is no I
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think I mean okay so it's a rumor for us but I think this is actually I think this is
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confirmed you know technically speaking um uh [ __ ] what's her real name Felicity
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um yeah Carrie Russell car Russell has been cast in episode 9 which I guess is
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not really a surprise because JJ's directing it and he likes her so he does
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like her yeah and the studio does like middle-aged women
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so don't don't
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to well now I hope she goes back to uh to that haircut that um made the network
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cancel Felicity which one was that she she cut her hair super short and
1:04:38
American audiences just don't like watching women with the short hair on TV
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and so the ratings dropped out of it really know that
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yeah oh cuz she had very long curly hair right yeah cuz I do remember that show
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being on I never watched it but I do remember it did several TV
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because the lead act cut her hair and the ratings dropped that's [ __ ]
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bizarre all right yeah well yeah so that's that's a thing don't know
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anything else about episode 9 uh but she's in it fine um just make it a good
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movie and JJ hasn't made a bad movie so
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it should be all right it should be at least just all right except he did make
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Star Trek Into Darkness I'll have to correct you on that yeah but that was
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that was just all right wasn't bad it was just all right yeah that wasn't bad
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I did I guess I was angrier at it than I maybe would have been just because I had too much
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invested I actually I was thinking of raising money to uh to remake it uh I'll
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I've got some ideas and I think maybe I'll I'll remake Star Trek Into Darkness
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you look just go out and Kickstarter and get some people to chip in with you and I'm sure
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you you Kickstarter that the studio will just give you the rights to the
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character and force the cast members to make it yeah yeah good point and well
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not all the cast members just really I just want the men uh to be
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in it and then um and we'll recast the women to I don't know just some some
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some pretty girls in the background someone's got to make the
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coffee EXA yeah um Mark Hamill this week
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has come out and I assume he didn't mean it this way way but this is how I'm going
1:06:27
Tok tells the truth and ends up having to apologize he basically was saying
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that the difference between the old Star Wars movies and the new ones is that
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George this is a quote remember George has had an overall Arc if he didn't have
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all the details he had an overall feel for where everything was going but this
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one's more like a relay race you just run and hand the torch off to the next
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guy he picks it up and goes Ryan didn't write what happens in nine he was going
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to hand it off to originally Colin trevo and now JJ so they got they don't know
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what's going on well he's not wrong he's not wrong but also no no George didn't
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even know that Luke and Leia were going to be brother and
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sister f Return of the
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Jedi like yeah George may have had like this good idea but no one's actually
1:07:17
seen this idea he just tells everyone he's got a this idea it's going to
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Branch over Fe movies and trilogies and then we saw what happened with the
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prequels I call [ __ ] really you had that planned out did
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you and when he has to go back and just keep you always planned for [ __ ] Yoda
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and Chewbacca to be friends did you
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[ __ ] yeah so yep yeah I believe they don't know all the
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details but I believe they had an they had the overarching story play and I
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think I don't think Mark hell meant to dunk on the new ones he's just kind of
1:07:55
said that that and that's how I'm looking at it no but I mean he look Mark
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Hamill is a nice guy everyone knows it right and he he doesn't want to say
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things that upset people but he is so vocal about liking the old Star Wars
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movies better than the new ones you sure well in in his defense the old movies to
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give him a lot more work how much gu made more money off of
1:08:21
this one than he did off any of the others yeah speaking of which
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yeah SOLO has finally sort of come in as not the
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lowest grossing Star Wars film of all time what is the lowest grossing well
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technically it's now made more money than Return of the Jedi did back in the
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80s not adjusted for inflation right okay so from a pure
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dollar amount it made more money in 2018
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money then no no sorry it's The Empire
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Strikes Back is it yes okay wow it still sits behind return okay so Empire
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Strikes Back is the lowest grossing Star Wars film which is crazy yeah it's weird
1:09:12
cuz it's the best one IMHO not the best one but it's
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definitely up there it's the best one no my my favorite still Star Wars Caravan
1:09:22
courage yep well that's good I me solo was pretty Good Guys man I'm [ __ ] I'm
1:09:27
all over solo I'm all over it since I let go of yeah my feelings about it
1:09:32
about Che universe that I know and love chewy did eat people I don't think he
1:09:38
did and I also got over the fact of hyperfuel I'll stop you there Che won't
1:09:43
even eat porgs okay so he certainly wasn't eating no he just murdered and
1:09:49
cooked them he didn't eat them so it's fine yeah once you've done that you may
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as well just take a bite um speaking of The Last Jedi and the Remake and all
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that [ __ ] maybe these guys will be up for a Star Wars fan award which is a new
1:10:02
thing they've announced Lucas film's going to be giving out awards for
1:10:06
different categories of uh of obsessiveness I guess oh no they've been
1:10:12
doing that for years no but I think this is uh this is like a new thing like the
1:10:17
okay cuz I know they used to give out um awards for fan films yeah now there's
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like a whole bunch of different categories theyve always been great
1:10:23
about fan films I mean they could come down hard on that but I mean they
1:10:28
uh assets yeah yeah but you know what have you heard about what Disney's done
1:10:33
in the past did you ever hear about that kindergarten no you know how
1:10:38
kindergartens paint childhood characters on the sides of their walls right yeah
1:10:44
so there was a kindergarten somewhere I forget where and the staff had painted a
1:10:48
whole bunch of Disney characters on the
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walls um and Disney's lawyers sued them
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gave them a a cease and assist letter
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take it down what the um the artists at uh Warner Brothers Studio heard about it
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and sent the actual artists out to this preschool to paint the Looney Tunes
1:11:10
characters on over the Disney characters cuz look I could understand if they were
1:11:16
using the the pictures to try and advertise the
1:11:20
kindergarten but if they're just painted on the wall but only kids are going to
1:11:25
see who cares well it's the outside walls you know when you drive past a
1:11:29
kindergarten you can always tell it's a kindergarten cuz there's like kitty [ __ ]
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painted on the walls I can sort of see where they're coming from no of course
1:11:38
we can all see where they're coming from but still it's just funny that the way
1:11:42
they treat it to to how other people would treat it well if you want to make uh go to
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Star Wars fana awards.com uh check out the categories if you think you can pull
1:11:54
some of these off uh enter why not look here's the thing I'd love to make a Star
1:11:58
Wars fan film but I just don't know that I'd ever have the time or the resources
1:12:02
to pull it off except that there's two categories here long films which are up
1:12:07
to 5 minutes and short films which are up to 15 seconds now guys we could make
1:12:14
15 seconds right seconds we I think we could do a funny 15c thing I Meely
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yeah okay we need to we need to seriously think about this we need to
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get ourselves El a Star Wars fan award
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for a 15 second up to 15 second so we
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could just give him three seconds it's just Luke [ __ ] on a picture of
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[Laughter]
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chewbaca that's funny right best visual effects as well cross category yeah when
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he spits on Chewbacca's
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