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#705 Alex Osuna · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What's up and welcome back to another episode here of
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  Speaker 1: the We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you so much, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: You're missing in action, too, dog. Not in my radar.
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  Speaker 1: Not in our radar right now, dog.
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  Speaker 2: We love you, dog.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? And I can't say anything bad about
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: What's up? What's up?
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  Speaker 4: Feeling good, dog? Nothing better than a brand new funky
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  Speaker 4: fill tip. Or at least a clean one, dog.
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  Speaker 3: I want a raw paper tip.
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  Speaker 1: No, dog. I'd rather a dirty, funky fill tip.
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  Speaker 2: And not real dirty, like a one-time use.
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  Speaker 1: He does use dirty ones.
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  Speaker 2: I have. That's why I said I have used one.
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  Speaker 4: I'd rather do a one-time use, maybe second-time use.
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  Speaker 1: Dirty glass tip, then paper tip.
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  Speaker 3: You're doing the same thing as the Filipinos getting that
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  Speaker 3: old Jollibee chicken.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck you.
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  Speaker 4: Not even close, dog. It's my spit, bro. I'm not
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  Speaker 4: using Ezone's fucking Phil tips.
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  Speaker 3: You're picking up anyone you see. You see one on
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  Speaker 3: the ground outside, you're like, ooh.
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  Speaker 1: Funky Phil tips. First of all, mines are fucking expensive, actually.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, dog. Some of mine...
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  Speaker 1: That's what I just gave you credit.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, brand new.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you said, I was, I'm not using his.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what do you mean? I was like,
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  Speaker 1: these are my throwaways just to let you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, dog.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, no, cause this fool said I recycle
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  Speaker 4: them and I recycle my own. Like, yeah, I used it,
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  Speaker 4: but I'm not getting a used one of his own
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  Speaker 4: and rolling up a brand new joint with his funky.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's some, there's some of them. I was like, the
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  Speaker 1: tip game is crazy, but there's some of them that
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  Speaker 1: are like, I just have a collection. They're like a
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  Speaker 1: hundred something each, but those are just like Teddy ones.
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  Speaker 1: Also across from me, Looking fat on Instagram. What's going on, Nitty?
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  Speaker 3: Let's go, que onda, fools. You already know what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Number one Mexican podcast in the world. Thank you guys
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  Speaker 3: for being here. Go. It's a beautiful last day.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Thank you, Ray, for running the boards. Morning
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  Speaker 1: Shop Films, Morning Real Podcast. And let's give it up
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  Speaker 1: for our guest. He's a comedian, and he's also a
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  Speaker 1: human test machine. Let's give it up for Alex Osuna.
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  Speaker 5: Good to be here, man.
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  Speaker 2: Good to be here.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, guys, man. Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Doug.
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  Speaker 1: How long have you been... So you do comedy and
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  Speaker 1: you do.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, comedy is the main dream, but I do clinical
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  Speaker 5: trials just to pay the bills and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: There's not a dream there?
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to be the guy that picks COVID
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  Speaker 4: and be like, bro, I was the guy who got
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  Speaker 4: the shot.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be down to do commercials.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be down to do the commercials, though, if they
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  Speaker 5: tell me, hey, you want to be the poster?
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  Speaker 2: For hemorrhoids?
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  Speaker 4: Like, you'd be cool with doing it and be like, hey, guys,
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  Speaker 4: I got major hemorrhoids, but if you take this right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be down.
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  Speaker 5: Fuck yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Fuck yeah, bro. A lot of my friends and family
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  Speaker 5: know that I don't got that shit. Here's that check, though.
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  Speaker 3: People are just going to assume you have it. They're
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  Speaker 3: going to see you in the streets.
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  Speaker 2: Females are going to be like, that fool's got hemorrhoids.
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  Speaker 5: I'm telling a suck on that shit. They're like, I
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  Speaker 5: got hemorrhoids.
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  Speaker 3: Come over.
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  Speaker 5: Here.
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  Speaker 1: So you did comedy first, or.
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  Speaker 3: Or like.
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  Speaker 5: No, so at 19, I got a random call and
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  Speaker 5: they're like, hey, you want to do a clinical trial?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Randomly doesn't just happen.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, literally. I was 19. I was going to community
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  Speaker 5: college and I got a random call and they're like, hey,
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  Speaker 5: you want to do a clinical trial or something? I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I was like, nah.
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  Speaker 3: They knew who you were?
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  Speaker 5: No, they were just like cold calling or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: You think they got the number from like college or something?
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  Speaker 3: Because I mean.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know where they got the number from.
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  Speaker 3: What a mystery.
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  Speaker 5: What a mystery. It's a mystery to this day. I
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  Speaker 5: haven't looked into it.
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  Speaker 1: I have a conspiracy with that, bro. I think like
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  Speaker 1: the moment you're born, they know, bro. Like I think
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  Speaker 1: they probably knew this was genetics and the doctor sold it.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, this kind of genetic formation can withstand a
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  Speaker 1: lot of shit.
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  Speaker 3: Anything?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, you know what I mean? Like, they're like,
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  Speaker 1: you can withstand. Because how the fuck do they just
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  Speaker 1: get your number? Your doctor sold your info to somebody, dog.
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  Speaker 3: His hair used to be straight.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so you said random and 19, dog. Were
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  Speaker 1: you looking for a job prior to this? Or were
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  Speaker 1: you just like, you know what? I could use some money.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 5: I think the only money I had was from FASA
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  Speaker 5: when I was going to community college at the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, FASA was like, here, get in debt, but here's $ 2, 000.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, shit was tied up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was solid.
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  Speaker 6: It was tight when you get it, and then when
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  Speaker 6: it's gone, you're like fiending, bro.
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  Speaker 5: You're like, damn, fool, what did I spend it on?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dog.
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  Speaker 5: What did I spend it on?
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  Speaker 1: You have spender's guilt, dog. You're like, shit, I never
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  Speaker 1: bought that weed.
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  Speaker 5: No, but it was sick, though, because all my fasted money,
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  Speaker 5: I put it into Bitcoin, fool, so I had a
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  Speaker 5: good amount of money.
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  Speaker 2: Jeez, there you go.
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  Speaker 5: I was like chilling, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So what was the first... Trout, like, how much did
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  Speaker 1: they offer you? Were you like, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I'm broke as fuck. This sounds like about a good
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  Speaker 2: deal right now.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, you know what?
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  Speaker 5: I don't even remember what it was. I don't know
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  Speaker 5: how much it was. I just remember, like, doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Enough to make you go, I'll do it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I was curious because I hung up the
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  Speaker 5: first time and then I called back, like, either the
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  Speaker 5: later or the.
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  Speaker 1: I.
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  Speaker 5: Was like, I'm cracking. I was curious, you know? So
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  Speaker 5: I called back either later or the next day. I
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  Speaker 5: was like, hey, tell me more about this. They're like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: we'll give you the rundown. And then you... You tell us, like,
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  Speaker 5: if you want to do it or not. And I've
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  Speaker 5: been doing it, like, ever since and shit. So, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Can you tell your mom and shit?
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  Speaker 3: Like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my family, my friends and family, you know, I
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  Speaker 5: tell everybody. I'm like, do this shit, fool. Like, free money.
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  Speaker 5: And then they're like, nah, fool, fuck that shit. They're
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  Speaker 5: all surprised I'm not dead yet and shit, fool.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, yeah. You're, like.
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  Speaker 1: Asian?
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  Speaker 2: Like, when I heard Yoshi do it, I'm like, you're Asian.
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  Speaker 3: Yoshi does ones where he gets, like, 20, 25K, though. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: you don't do that?
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  Speaker 5: Because I've never, like, been down to do the big ones.
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  Speaker 5: I've only done, like, a week, and they give me, like,
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  Speaker 5: seven grand, six grand, and shit.
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  Speaker 7: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: For a week?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: But what happened in that week? Like, what did they have?
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  Speaker 5: Did you get injected? Yeah, so it depends on the...
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  Speaker 5: So the last one I did was a... It was
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  Speaker 5: a GOP one. So I did from Wednesday to Sunday
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  Speaker 5: three times.
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  Speaker 1: You're not even fat.
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  Speaker 5: No, but I do healthy volunteer studies. So I'm the
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  Speaker 5: one that I don't have anything. That's why I don't smoke.
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  Speaker 5: I don't drink. I don't do anything. And they take my,
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  Speaker 5: and then they give you a smaller dosage of like
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  Speaker 5: people that actually need it.
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  Speaker 1: There's people like him are the reason certain gyms and
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  Speaker 1: certain trainers will know how to recommend the GOP ones
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  Speaker 1: to people.
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  Speaker 3: Because they work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's, he has a normal body and he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't really need it, but they kind of like need
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  Speaker 1: to have that study to know how can somebody recommend,
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  Speaker 1: recommend it to use it Another way, because I've seen
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  Speaker 1: that the owner of the gym, that there's certain people
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  Speaker 1: that he recommends certain things because he knows he's like, damn, bro,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be hard to lose that shit. Or
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  Speaker 1: even some people who actually competitive body train, they're like, hey, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to lose this last layer of fat. And
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  Speaker 1: he's like, well, you're going to have to go with GOPs, dog,
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  Speaker 1: because it's going to burn that up. But yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think there was a need for that. But there's
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  Speaker 1: people out there that I'm like, I guess they recommend it.
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  Speaker 3: That's why they got to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they got to do it.
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  Speaker 3: But yours might also be a placebo, no?
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  Speaker 5: Right, like certain studies are like placebo or not placebo.
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  Speaker 5: They'll tell you like, oh, it's either placebo or you're
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  Speaker 5: taking the real thing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, like the GLPs are real?
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  Speaker 5: Those for sure, I was taking those.
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  Speaker 2: I'm such a Mexican, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I'd go into that clinic and be like, look, give
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  Speaker 1: me the placebo.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you a rack.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I make sure, yeah, I'll be in that clinic,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like, look, dog. Is this a government job? Like,
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  Speaker 1: who's funding this shit?
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  Speaker 5: It's like LabCorp. If you look up LabCorp or like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, what's like Pfizer?
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  Speaker 2: Like Pfizer, brother.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like these are like multi-billion dollar fucking, like they
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  Speaker 5: don't give a fuck about, like they'll hand out that
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  Speaker 5: money like nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Like who was, like Purdue?
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  Speaker 4: Like the ones that made OxyCone and all that stuff,
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  Speaker 4: they had trials for these people and they were like,
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  Speaker 4: they don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: They lied about the trials.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, they weren't getting addicted. They were
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  Speaker 1: getting super addicted.
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  Speaker 3: You ever have anything like that where you get addicted
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  Speaker 3: to something and you're like low-key?
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  Speaker 5: I think I don't have addictive personality because I've done
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  Speaker 5: a bunch of, I've tried a bunch of, but I've
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  Speaker 5: tried a bunch of different drugs, but I've just never
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  Speaker 5: gotten addicted.
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  Speaker 3: We did acid together.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. Acid shrooms, smokes a little bit of weed.
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  Speaker 3: And that was a big deal when we did it.
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  Speaker 3: It was like, All right, I can't work for a
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  Speaker 3: month now.
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  Speaker 5: Nah, I looked it up too because I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: it's out of your system like in a day. So
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  Speaker 5: I was able to do it. I think I did
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  Speaker 5: one like the next.
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  Speaker 3: Week or something. Yeah, weed lasts longer than.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, weed is probably the one that lasts the longest.
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  Speaker 3: Weed is.
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  Speaker 1: That's literally what a drug test is for. It's for weed.
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  Speaker 1: Because it gets stored in your fat.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All that shit gets stored in your fat cells and
• 8:41
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• 8:44
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  Speaker 1: there next to this pop-up and lets you know what's
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: being grinded. He grinds the beans right then and there.
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: And he's, hey, bro, book him for all kinds of shit, bro.
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: You want to do an event like a baby shower,
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: but you want people to get the fuck out of
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  Speaker 1: there early, hire somebody like him, have a coffee vendor.
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  Speaker 3: It's 100% legit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely.
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  Speaker 3: His beans have papers.
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 9:17
  Speaker 8: Unlike me his beans are more legal than xg yeah
• 9:21
  Speaker 8: so so so just make sure you guys check them
• 9:24
  Speaker 8: out or see where you next pop-up is going to
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  Speaker 8: be november 21st and 22nd that is going down at
• 9:29
  Speaker 8: coreas mariscos high hungry mercadito come do some black friday
• 9:33
  Speaker 8: shopping and uh holiday shopping.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: With us what does market market mercadito yeah on the.
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: Real you know what you want to know why it's
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: cool right before thanksgiving remember a little snack a little
• 9:42
  Speaker 4: conchita for thanksgiving I know.
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  Speaker 1: I literally was out. I was like, bro, I just
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  Speaker 1: told my lady, I was like, yo, just buy all
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: the treats. That's the whole thing. I already was talking
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  Speaker 1: to the other vendors. I was talking to the bread girl.
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, you should make a bunch of holiday
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  Speaker 1: themed loaves and do this shit.
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  Speaker 3: Mr.
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  Speaker 6: Candy's going to be there or what? I was telling
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  Speaker 6: my boy too, Mr.
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  Speaker 5: Candy.
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  Speaker 1: Candy's. I was like, look, bro. Because that's why he
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: did the questionnaire with all the chamois. And I was like,
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: put that shit on there. I was like, you should
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: do this one. Yeah, bro, try to do a holiday one.
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  Speaker 1: There's different. Having little pep talks with all these fools.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Not peptides, pep talks. You know what he's going to
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  Speaker 1: be good at?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even lying, dog.
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  Speaker 3: Principal? No.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, 100%.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: Superintendent?
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  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: Ice as well. Cop. But I was talking motivational speaker.
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: Like a motivational, like, hey, guys, like, you.
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  Speaker 3: Get what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like, he literally just said he had a TED Talk.
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: On some Goggins shit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, some Goggins shit, bro.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: Where he's going to make you feel bad. Yeah, bro.
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: Where you're going to go home and think about your life.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: Damn, I should go to the gym at 6 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that do tell me, they're like, yeah, man,
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: it's like, you never told me anything, but, like, I
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: always felt like, Like, I should have gone into the
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: gym every time you post it because, you know, sometimes
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, fucking stop being a fat piece of
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: shit and just fucking go. And then there's some people-
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: I always thought you were just talking to yourself. There's
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  Speaker 1: some people- Most of the time, it really is. Like,
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: you're kind of telling yourself to motivate it, but there's
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  Speaker 1: other fat fools out there that are just like, you
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  Speaker 1: know what?
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: I'm the fat fuck. He's talking about me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Fun.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: Shout out to those fat fools that have fucking gotten
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: up and go to the gym, bro.
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  Speaker 3: It's the hardest thing you can do. It's the most rewarding.
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  Speaker 1: I see them fucking doing that shit, dog.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: Somebody said, I would hate Ezone pulling me over. Oh, dog,
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: safety is off, dog.
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: If Ezone pulls you over, he'd fucking plant coke in
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: the backseat of your car.
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: Make sure your kid gets taken away. Get smart with me, dog.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: See how many drugs I find in the car, dog.
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  Speaker 3: And as you drive away, he'll ask you if you
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: want to join the secret menu. I just sell coke
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: that I take away from other people.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: Secret menu. I don't know. There's probably ways to be
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: a low-key dirty cop and not be like the guy
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: from training day.
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: Way harder now, though, with the fucking body cams now?
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: To be not like the guy from training day. You
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: know how he was just loud and he didn't give
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: a fuck? But I'm pretty sure there's low-key ways you
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: can do it. If you're supposed to have gangs in
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: the whole division, come on.
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: What's the body cam rule? It has to be on 24-7?
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: It has to be on. It has to be on.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: But just like anything else, they malfunction.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: They're allowed to turn it off during battery dies. When
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: they're just chilling in their car, they're allowed to turn
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: it off.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: You can go to the bathroom.
• 12:07
  Speaker 4: No, you're only supposed to turn off when you're going
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: to the bathroom, is what I remember being told.
• 12:11
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, it sounds crazy, but imagine, would you want
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: to do a job where you're literally recorded all fucking day?
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, everywhere we are, we're not the same.
• 12:21
  Speaker 5: No, but that's the police, though, so it's different.
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: They're supposed to, and they get paid well for it.
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: But I'm just saying, it's a job where you're recorded
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: all the fucking day. Everything you do or you say
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: can be used.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: But you're paid to enforce the law.
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's why they get paid well. But just
• 12:33
  Speaker 4: the concept of the job is you're still being recorded
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: all day.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: And you can't be biased.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: And you're walking into some dangerous-ass situation. All the time.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: You don't know what's going on.
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: When people talk shit on cops, I'm like, bro, that
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: job is one I would never sign up to do.
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: Some bad apples and anything.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah. 100%. Yeah, those fools fucking.
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: Like, fuck the police, but also, like, if I'm in danger,
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: come quickly.
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: Especially here in Cali, where you can't even have your
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: own gun, so you're like, you can't even protect yourself,
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: so you're like, you need to get here fast.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: This guy's got a gun, and I don't got one.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: I said, get a cop as a guest. Fool, first
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: of all, a cop would not probably come on this show, though.
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: There is a.
• 13:11
  Speaker 5: A retired cop would come through.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: No, but there is. I'm waiting on my homie to retire.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: I think he has, like, a year left or two.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: He's been... a warden for, like, the last, I think,
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: enough to retire. I want to say the last 25 years.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: And he's like, yo, the first time I'm going to
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: come blaze it, after, like, years, he's like, I'm going
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: to come.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: He's going to green out. He does security work, too. Like,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: he's pulled up here sometimes. And I remember I've had
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: somebody who's like, yo, what the fuck is a sheriff
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: car doing here? And I was like, that's my boy.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: He pulled up over here and just, like, hooked it up.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: But this fool, he works. He's a correctional officer, though.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: This fool, he works in, like, prison and that shit
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: is wild so he's in the shit and I'm like
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: there's a reason this was like very stern like fools
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: that are in that business like they're just I don't
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: know I feel like you just you just kind of
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: like a rock.
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: Fool like you just yeah you have to be.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah bro they're like you can't get happy about shit
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: huh they're silly cops though no no doubt but I'm
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: saying like this fool was headed to work and you
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: could tell just like.
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: He's not listening to a funny a funny talk show.
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean like how silly of a
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: cop do you think a cop can be when he's
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: with the boys like bro no I still think they're
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: fucking I think they're still cops to be a cop
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: you gotta be a cop.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: You ever watch the shield or not the shield what's
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: the LA what's the LA one What's the L.A. one?
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: It's a show, though. Like Ray says, it's a show, dawg.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: These fools aren't cracking jokes.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: There's a L.A. cop show.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: Look, they might be cracking- The propaganda's working on you, bro.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: And I'm not saying they're not funny, but it's more
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: like racist jokes.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think they're out there.
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: Being- There can't be one cop that's just like a
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: goofball when he's with the other cops.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the one from Superbad. Like the movie.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: I guarantee you he was out there. That's why Cops
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: can't talk.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: You're right.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: You're right. You're right.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: There has to be one. Nitty's also correct.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: There's got to be a couple, but they're very rare.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: There's some fools that for sure have a good sense
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: of humor, dawg. You run into a good cop every
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: now and then, dawg. Superbad was rated by Seth Rogen. But, yeah,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're going to run into that super
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: bad cop.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: You probably might not get, like, that part of him
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: because you're not in uniform. But when he's around the
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: other cops, when he's in the car, he's doing impressions
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: and shit, making the other cops laugh.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: Like, it's like the military, I would guess, no?
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: Like, they say the most fucked up shit.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I've been seeing a lot of female cops nowadays, bro.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Way too many.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: There's some hot ones.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, super hot.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: I kind of want you to look more tough than hot, bitch,
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: if you're a cop.
• 15:28
  Speaker 7: 100%.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: You can't be looking hot, bro. You know what I mean?
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: But those looks are deceiving because it's a mental thing, dude.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: That's why they do it. It's a fucking mental thing.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: You should have... I don't know, man.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I'm saying like... We all know this because women do
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: it too.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: Like, bro, some of them, I'm just like.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: She's going to need backup.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: That's going to get backup anyways. The one that rises
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: your ass all the way up like that. Like, come on.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: For how long?
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: They've already been cop-fucking each other.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's Mandel. That's Mandel, bro.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: That happens at every station.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: No, but how long?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Southland is that cop show.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: But how long till these female cops are wearing fucking leggings?
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Lingerie cops?
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: And their sirens go, wee. It's all sexist.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Nah, shout out to female cops.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: They got to be there because someone's got to pat
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: down the females.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean... No one's got to pat down the female, dog.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: But you're right, though.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: I have been seeing a lot of female cops, dog.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of them, yeah. And I'm just like, low-key,
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: they're hanging with the boys, but I just think about
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: the most realistic cop movie growing up in South Central
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: and being around, like, just hood shit all my life.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: The most realistic cop movie I've ever seen is End
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: of Watch. That shit is a very fucking, like... I
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: know it's a movie, but it's a pretty realistic depiction
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: of life in South Central and what those cops kind
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: of go through. And it's kind of like, fuck, dog.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Have you seen it?
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Know what's it about?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: End of Watch.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, End of Watch. Yeah, yeah.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: It's a crazy fucking movie, dog. Like, you know, and
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: there's certain neighborhoods where they can't sit you up like that,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: where they'll lead you and there's fools waiting to smoke
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: your ass. And it's such a wild thing because that
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: world really does exist. And it is just, I was like,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: did I hear thunder?
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's coming. It's raining, baby. That's why you should
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: watch Southland because it's that.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Because it rains on the show.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: It's Southland. It's the cop show, but it's based in LA.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: So it's like, it's pretty dope. You guys will like
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: it because you guys are from here.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: So, I mean, talking about crazy jobs, and we brought
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: up this last episode, and I kind of wanted to
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: bring it up again. You guys remember the deadliest catch, right? Obviously,
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: we talked about it last episode.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: No, I got a good one. Give me a second.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Give me a second.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Would you rather do the deadliest catch or do one
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: of his trials? If you had a pick, money-wise.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: You hate the ocean, yeah?
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I knew you.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: One of his trials, and I hope that I get
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: the fucking steroid testing.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Bro, mine's way easier, dog.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten a steroid test? Is one of
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: your things?
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: I would be down.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: I would be down.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I would be down. Like, even if they tell me,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: even if I get the placebo, the fact that I
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: think I'm on that shit makes me go harder. So
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I'll just be like, I just got jacked.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: See, you didn't even need it at all.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: No, but he's being paid, dog. You know what I mean?
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Deadliest catch, is that the one where they're like.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: The crab, the big crab out there in Alaska.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Fuck that, dog.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: What you doing, nitty?
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: You doing the trial?
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: The fucking water's going.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: Nah, bro.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: If you fall, you have to be chained up too, dog.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, but we're talking about 24 hours being that. Compared
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: to the trial. Bro, mine's so easy, dog. Like, you
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: get three meals a day, bomb and stuff.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Come on, dog!
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Dude, it's... You have to stay there?
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: How much do you get paid to be a craft patient?
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: You stay in the facility, you get fed, you're, like,
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: not wasting on, like, outside shit.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: How long are you in the facility for?
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Well, it depends how long of the trial. Like, I
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: could do a week trial and I'll be in the
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: facility for a week.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: For a week? You can't leave?
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: No all right sounds great look look they take a
• 18:39
  Speaker 9: wait they take you for walks though so you're a
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: dog like i'm a dog yeah can i get a
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: tree if you want to go outside and walk but
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: you can't but you don't have to well you can't
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: go alone.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Hey can you take like a nintendo switch with you
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: dude you could bring your ps4 laptop oh my god
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: man i'm taking his job all day.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Bro 24 7 though you can't that's how i learned
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: how to play there's like a game every month you
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: know how many games i I'll.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Take a plane. Once GTA 6 comes out, bro, full
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: sign me up for a six-month trial.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Bro, people are in there, and they have their own jobs,
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: like remote jobs.
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: How much do you get paid for a trial, for
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: a full trial? The day you get in to the
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: day you get out.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: Let's say for 10 days, I got paid like $ 6, 500.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: 6,500.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: 10 days. All right.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Let's do like a bigger one.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Let's do like Yoshi's because Yoshi's like that would compare
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: more to the deli.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: He said 20 grand.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: That's the big league dog.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: He's like 25 grand, but he only has to show
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: up once a week to get the.
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: You get 50 grand being a practitioner for two months.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: He said that when those big ones, they tell him
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: it's like you kind of, you could go blind.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: So.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yoshi did say that. He
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: said some of them, they kind of have to disclose
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: it because... that way you don't fucking get scared if
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: you lose your hearing and you're like, what the fuck?
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Did you guys forget about the trial he was on
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: that he got lucky he was the placebo and the
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: other people turned orange?
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Bro, are you willing to be orange, bro? They're talking, oh,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I get to play PlayStation. Nah, bro, your health is
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: at risk.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Your health is at risk.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: When I have 10 grand, can I be Grand Theft Auto?
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: If you spend two months on the boat doing craft fishermen,
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: that's a whole season, right?
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: You get paid up to 50 grand.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Run it. Run it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Two months, 50 grand.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Do I get to keep some of the crabs?
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: That's $ 2, 000 a.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Day, approximately.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: You'd be tired of eating crab, bro. You'd hate crab, bro.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: You have crabs from all the places you've been.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Can't you die on that one, though? Can't you die on.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: The biggest crab? Oh, yeah, 100%.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: You can die doing clinical trials as well. Bro, but
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: there's people that make, like, six figures, like, doing clinical trials, and, like,
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: they've sent their kids to college, paid their house off,
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: do that shit with their partner. So you're both making
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: that shit?
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: But how many arms do they have?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Bro, they're chilling.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: They've been doing it for years.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Okay, homie, there's got to be one horror story. You
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: can't tell me this is all- No, for.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Sure there's horror stories, but I'm saying you could do
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: it smart, though.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: What's the non-smart?
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Smart is do the ones that pay like, do like
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: a couple weeks and they're like 10 grand or some shit.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: But it's a gamble still. What if something happens from
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: that one?
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: Well, then something happens.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Deadliest catch for me.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: You're literally out in the ocean fucking throwing over the
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: fucking boat.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, you get eight. At least if I die,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I die in a hospital.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: You die like a man, bro.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, so what happens?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Have you been there when something has gone wrong?
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: So, I mean, I've only been told stories. When people
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: do the spinal taps, you know, they get paid a lot.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: But you have a high percentage of going. Yoshi did
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: that shit.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: He did it?
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's done that. Fuck that.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you go paralyzed.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: What, they actually tap your spine? No, they, like, put in, like,
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: a needle that's long as fucking to your spine and
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: take out some, like.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Bone marrow and shit.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: And you've heard people got paralyzed because of it?
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: That's happened before.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: It's tough, bro.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: It's one. On a clinical trial? $ 3, 200, though.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Hey, bro, but that is not worth it to me, though.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: I'd rather do a couple-week one and then get, like, $ 8, 000, $ 9, 000
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: or something. Nope.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: But you get paralyzed, though?
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Like, for life?
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: There's a chance. There's always a chance.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but I don't know.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: They're never going to say no.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: There's always going to be a chance, bro. Anything going
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: in your spice.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: But I'm not doing nothing near those. I'm doing, like, CBD, Xanax, ketamine. Like,
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: I'm doing chill ones.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: You find a ketamine one, you let me know.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course. I'll send you all the information.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: You have to be clean.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: What if I'm already on ketamine?
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Does that work?
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Perfect.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I'm already on ketamine. And then that water, too, is
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: deadly as cats. That shit is below freezing, bro. You
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: can die of hypothermia in just like fucking.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Minutes, bro. Yeah, but you're on a boat. It's fun.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: You're doing some real work. Nah, bro.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: You're like a man.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Imagine coming back from the deadliest cast.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: Bro, they could pay two grand a day, right? Is
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: that what you said?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: 50 racks in two months.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Bro, they could pay for some bitches to be there
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: for like chilling for and be like, hey, when you
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: wanna fuck, I'm fucking with you.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: I'd for sure be down for him. A bunch of
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: bugs pay for the chick or whatever for a week
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: or whatever?
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: They'll probably bring prostitutes to the boat.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Hell no.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: This is scary for those prostitutes.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Ain't no prostitute going to risk that.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: You don't know these fucking.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: That is funny. Imagine the prostitute just in the bed.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: You don't know.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: What these Nova Scotian women are like, bro. You don't
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: know what these fucking Alaskan women are like.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: I was about to say, the women Jason Rouse has
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: fucking talked about, I could see them doing a two-month...
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: out at.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Sea yeah for sure you don't know what.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Jason right jason talks what jason has told me is
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: just insane it's disgusting.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah it's pretty fucking nasty that's that's that's like
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: a fucking a walk in the park to him fool
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: some of the shit he describes i'm just like this
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: is nasty bro why are you telling me this i
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: mean if the chick is hot enough i'm sure Yeah, no,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: that shit isn't.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Get your coffee, dog.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Give it to him. It's kind of gay. What? Give
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: it to him.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Give it up for him.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: I thought you said give it to him.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Give it to him. Oh, okay. I already said it
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: kind of gay. I didn't say give it to him.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Fuck him. Go, actually. Go do it. God, God, get him.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I didn't say that.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: So, have you ever had a scare, though? You know how, like,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: sometimes when you, like, you've done too much coke, like,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you're like thinking, well, this is it? Like, have you
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: ever had, like.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: I think Ketamine was the one, because I've never done
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: it before. Like, not even nowhere close. That one, I
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: really did not like.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: What did they give it to you for, like, How
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: much they give you? For crazy fools?
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: I think it was for after depression.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: It's for depression.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: They're saying it's very good for depression.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Are you snorting or what? No, it's straight in my vein.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Sir, please open your nostril.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: I felt it right away. It was like for 15 minutes,
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: and I was like, I couldn't move. I couldn't even
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: form a sentence.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: Oh, so you went into a K-hole?
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: A K-hole, baby.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Straight, like right away.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that fucking means. I've been
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: there before, dog, like off of just like snorting lines
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: off that shit.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: And that shit felt crazy because- You think you're back?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden it fucking just continues.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: How much does it take to get to that though?
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: That night I did like three lines.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: He's an idiot.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: You're supposed to do bumps. You're not supposed to do
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: lines of ketamine. Un cachito. That thing is very powerful.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: When this fool did that, he's like, I don't like it.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: That's not how you're supposed to do it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Because you just went all the way.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Because I was used to doing cold.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: How does it feel when you just do a bump
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: or two?
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: It feels cool. Everything goes HD. Like, 4K.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: I need to do that. I need to do a bump.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: Because I went straight to the K-hole. I'm like, oh,
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: fuck this shit.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: No, like, that shit feels cool. Like, when you're, like,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: not past the threshold, dog. But then, like, when you
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: just go too deep, that shit feels cool. Honestly, dog,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: it felt, like, it was crazy. Because, like, I still
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: remember it very vividly. Because I would, like, let's just
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: say we're all chilling. And I'm right here.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: And I would be talking to you.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: And then you could tell me, like, this fool's not
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: here no more. Oh, yeah. And in my head.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: No.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: I'm like, it's twisting and turning and.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Shit going on. Yeah, it's weird as fuck.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: It's like a puzzle, dog. It's literally like a puzzle.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Shit's moving. It's kind of fucking weird. And then all
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, once that stops, I come back to
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the table.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: And then I'm just like, okay, guys, I'm back. And
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: then before you know it, we're back, dude. It was
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: like a crazy ride.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't enjoy it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: How long does it last for?
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: That shit lasted for at least like a good almost
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: three hours for me, dog.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: All that big one you did, yeah. It's like, okay.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: I would have hated my life if that shit took
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: that long.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I remember trying walking, dog. I was sitting on a couch, dog.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: And I did the whole thing that... Do you remember
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio in that movie?
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: No.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Wolf of Wall Street?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: That's the only fucking thing that was relatable because I
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: literally felt paralyzed in my legs. Like, for example... I
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: felt like my legs were stretched out to like where
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: the lava lamps are at. So I thought I could
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: move like this. And I was like, oh, I'm just
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: going to fucking tiptoe my way over this as my
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: legs are that big. And I remember freaking out. I
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: remember holding onto the couch, like just almost falling. And
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: my girl's just like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's crazy.
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: The K-hole is scary, dog.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I've done ketamine like twice. First time I ever did it,
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I was at this festival. And I was already on
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: acid mushrooms. We were on blow. We did MDMA. We
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: were drinking. We were walking around and this guy's like,
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: you want to do a bump of K? And I
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: did it. And it was... It just made everything, the
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: sky extra blue, the clouds extra fluffy.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: That sounds sick.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: It was awesome.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: Have you ever done Savia?
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: No, but I want to.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: That shit is terrifying too, dog. I only did that
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: shit once.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Is that the one where you go into another life
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: or world and for a long ass time or something?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: That shit was too fucking scary, dog. How was that?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I went into a fucking... I was terrified, dog. I
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: was in college, dog. I thought that... Remember the rollback
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Walmart happy face?
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: There used to be this Walmart. They used to have
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: a whip in rollback prices.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah. It's rollbacks.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: That's funny. So I was watching cartoons on the balcony
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: with my boy at a college dorm. And I just
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: remember the fucking Walmart rollback motherfucker came out of the screen.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: The happy face.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: The happy face. And at first, I was like, oh, shit, look.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: And then this motherfucker tried to grab me by the
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: neck and pull me inside. That's hilarious. And I just remember, like,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I grabbed onto the fucking wall, like, to the door,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: and I was like.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: No, no. That's terrifying.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: And then in the middle of it, like, when I
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: snapped out of it, I was like.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: The fuck?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: It straight out felt like that, bro.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: It just wore off.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: How long did that shit last? That was like maybe
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: five minutes, dog.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: They say people do crazy. They say people run out
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: of their house.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: I thought, is it Ari Shafir, the one that said it?
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: He lasted like six months. He thought he was six
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: months his whole life or something. It's funny.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: You can go watch it. It was Ari and Sam Tripoli.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: They do that shit live and Ari goes fucking nuts
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: on camera.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: You can go watch it.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: How do you take it?
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: You smoke it.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Let's do an episode of mushrooms.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: You guys talking about Stevia, right?
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you smoke it. I'm gonna do mushrooms for the
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: pod for a Patreon episode. We've done that before. Not
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: a fuck.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: We've done that.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I just got uncomfortable and just walked out. What else
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: did we do?
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: We did that.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: We did the chip challenge.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: The spicy chip challenge? Yeah. Ray was dying. That'll give
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: you an ulcer.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I would never do that.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Ray was dying, dawg.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: Worst chip experience ever.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ray was on the floor.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: I was on the floor.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I was crying.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: It was spicy, but Ray.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: I was trying to shit it out.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: But nah. We almost fucking killed Ray, bro.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck that, dude.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: And then we did.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, do you remember? This one was so cool. We
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: should see if we can get it.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: My kidney injury was worse than that, though.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: We had a.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: The prehistoric guys come over here with the giant-ass snakes.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: We had these big old snakes here in the studio, bro,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: just hanging around. That shit was fucking scary, dog. That
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: shit was scary. One of them got around my fucking leg,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: and it started to constrict, and I was like, I
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: can see it.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Actually, or you were just freaking out? No, dude.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I felt that shit where I told him, I was like, hey,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: if we take this off, this shit's tightening my leg.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: And that shit was like really, like the dude had
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: to put his hand and separate it real quick.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: I was kind of scared, oh.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: We're talking like huge imagine they ate you we're talking.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: About they wouldn't have hit me but they could have
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: broken my leg i literally felt like the power of
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: a fucking like one of those pythons that you see
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: like those those yellow snakes like that shit wrapped around
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: like spaghetti on a fork dog real quick and i
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: was like when i felt the force i was like
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: food take this shit off take this shit off because
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: i felt that just You know? I was like, dude,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: this is not cool.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I've held a little one, but like nothing.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Nah, for something that's big enough to wrap around you,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: it's scary when it wraps around you. That's why I
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: didn't feel comfortable putting it around my neck, because I'm like,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: this shit could easily be like. That's some white people activity.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Nah, but I asked T-Zone, I was like, you got
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: it on you, right? He's like, it's on me, just
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: in case we need to like end up.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Shooting that shit in the fucking head, dog.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Cause like There was three of us there But at
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: the end of the day We're not like It's a
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: fucking big ass But this guy He worked for Like
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: a professional Like.
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: An expert Like one of these Like lizard petting zoos
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah he had like a hundred He had like a
• 30:34
  Speaker 10: whole foundation And shit So it was kind of cool
• 30:36
  Speaker 10: They bring the animals And like the fucking Little Tupperware
• 30:39
  Speaker 10: fucking things And.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Or Crocodile hunter asshole Yeah basically Yeah came in here
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: And just fucking It was cool.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: We had a chill On the smoking that day We
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: still smoke But like It just, because think about it, dog. Like,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: if you, one of these animals has a bad reaction to, like,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: the herb dog or something like that. Like, you never know, dog.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: These guys on weed, they're just going to get slow and, like, sleepy.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, no, people like them, dog, they have, like,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: an ultimate, like, people who work with animals have, like,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: an endless fucking vibe with them, dog. Because they're always, like,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: if you really love what they do. Like, those people
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: that really give a fuck.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Some of them are weird, though. Like, that fucking dolphin
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: one was fucking molesting them.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm talking about like the Steve Irwin.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Wait up, wait up, wait up. He wasn't molesting them.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: He was jerking them off so they could be manageable
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: to work with.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: That's molestation, brother.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Have you ever been super horny and try to work?
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Doesn't work, doesn't work.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: That's what the fucking priest said to the kid. I
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: gotta fucking... I gotta jerk him off so he listens better. No, bro.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: If they would have not stopped... If they wouldn't have
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: stopped this, we would have found out if... Fucking dolphins
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: can talk to... You know that's what he's trying to do, right?
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: He's giving them acid to figure out.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: We're not allowed. Legally, we're not allowed to try to
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: communicate with dolphins. It's illegal.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Do the Indian priests be molesting fools too?
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: No.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Like the fools with the little fucking... The little turban
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: around the head?
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: It's not a Hindu thing.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: No, just... Because, you know, like... I'm just wondering. I
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: was like... Don't make me go down the rabbit hole
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: finding you fools touching.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: There is, dog.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Every culture.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Every culture.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: But it's not happening like it's happening at the Catholic Church.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Don't put the Punjabis not in that list. You guys
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: have these things called R-word gangs.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: That guy Alex is literally taking this shit as a
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: challenge right now.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: He's like.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: The very good captain?
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: He finally won. He finally won.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: What?
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Verga King.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, Verga King.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Hey, you gotta send me your info.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Every Verga has his day, bro.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Every Verga has his day. There's some guy who just
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: comes up with different puns for nitty, just having a
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: fascination for Verga. And he super chats it every time.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: He pays for it, so fuck it, yeah.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, hell yeah, dog.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Every day he comes up with a one-liner for him.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: They're great.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Come out with three sometimes. Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: That's why he gets up and goes to work every
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: day so he can get some money in his bank
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: account so he can super chat Verga shit. I love it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: It supports the economy.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: He knows where to put his money at.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go. Same team.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dog. He really is same team, dog. And he's
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: out there spreading a powerful word. Bro, what do you
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: think he's going to do with your nitty papers?
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Put them on his vatagum? Sweet them like condoms. Wrap
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: it around.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: He's disgusting.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: I believe it. I believe it.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about getting another.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Job, fool? Yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've worked.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: The last job I worked was at a bar.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Like what, bartender or barback?
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: No, I was just a bouncer. I was a bouncer
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: in Newport. They had a bar called Go Hill.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was chill.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: How long ago was that?
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Probably like eight, nine months.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: So this testing works only seasonal?
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, I try to do them like, I'll do like
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: two or three before and after a job. So I'll
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: like do two or three and then get a job.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: And then once I leave that, then I'll do another
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: two or three. Just as long as I can do stand-up.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: That's all that I care about. As long as I
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: can save up and pay my bills and do stand-up,
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: that's all I really care about.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: That's right. So this is pretty much what helps turn
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: the wheels for you?
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, how long have you been doing stand-up for?
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Four years. In January, going to be five. Nice.
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: The Midnight Grower, he's going to be asking the Tucker
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: Carlson questions. Okay.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Sometimes, dog. You guys got to watch Alex. He's a
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: young comic, but he's funny. He says some crazy-ass shit.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: He told a lady in a wheelchair he wanted to
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: fuck her. An old lady in a wheelchair.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, me and my co-host at the
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: show were like, bro, we should gangbang this old lady
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: if it was this black old lady in a wheelchair
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: and shit. But she was cool with it. I would
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: have never said that to some random lady. But she
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: was like cool. She's like a regular at the show.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Would you have though? She was like Lou Nail.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Would you though?
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: Lou Nail.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Would you crack that old lady if she gave you
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: the right?
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: I mean, probably not, but if she was begging me,
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, all right.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like if she told you, like if she told
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: you you're going to be my last fuck.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if she told me and shit, I'd be like,
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: I'll be down for her.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: This is my make a wish foundation last before I die.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'll be so down for starting my John Cena
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: era for like just fucking make a wish and shit for, yeah.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: You think she was fine back in her day? You
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: think she's out there?
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: I would think so. She's like very sweet. She's a
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: very sweet like southern lady or something. Yeah. She'll be
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: making me tea for you.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: I meet these like, yeah, like when I meet like
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: these young ladies and they turn me like, oh, I'm like, bro,
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: I know back in the day you were a little thotty, bro.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. 1970s hoes. Yeah, shut up.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: If you were around. That's the thing. There's been hoes
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: in every generation.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Well, there's been hoes since the beginning of time.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Why do aliens come here to fuck?
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Fuck the women. Fuck the hoes.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: That pussy's that good.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: You think they're into hoes? You think aliens like sluts
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: or they like good girls?
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: Don't they abduct men as well?
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: They're like, yeah. They just like hoes. They like hoes.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: They're like human hoes.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: They like hoes.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Dude, I saw this video with like this kind of like,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: it was like an animation, but I was like, what
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: if this is true? And it was like the aliens
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: finally come to Earth, right? And they're just like, they're
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: just like, hey, what's up? You know, we just wanted
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: to come check it out and he's talking to a
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: human and he's just like, the conversation of Jesus comes out, right?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: And he's just like, oh, you guys know Jesus too?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, dude. He's like, every time he
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: comes up, we set up and do you have a
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: good time? He comes on Tuesday, we have Taco Tuesday.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: He fucking loves chicken tacos. He was like, he visits
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: our planet like once a month and then he was like,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: then he's like, what happened the last time he came
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: over here? And then the fool was like, we fucking
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: killed him. And then like, the dude was like, Well,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: no shit, he didn't come back, did he? But I'm
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: just like, oh, this is crazy. I'm like, because it
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: presents like a whole thing. You're just like, damn, imagine
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: we're just like the shunned upon fucking species that's out
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: there of all the planets because we're the only one
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: that killed God.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Dragon Ball Z has that shit. Fucking Beerus only comes
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: to Earth to eat because he likes the food that's
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: on Earth. You know what I mean? There's aliens that
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: just come to fuck our bitches. They're coming like, yo,
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: I want to go on a hike. We'll go to Everest.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I used to think that fucking people, if there were
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: to be any aliens in disguise, you would run into
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: them early morning hikes because it gets so foggy and
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: then something could just beam them up. Apparently, they hide
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: in clouds. See, that's why I knew it, dog.
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: There was this one guy. there was this one guy
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: that I.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Knew it I don't know if it's fact I'm glad.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm glad I fucking.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Knew it cause Nitty said it's real you're like oh
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: fuck it's fucking facts.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Hiding in the clouds makes a lot of sense so
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: you know like so do you remember that Men in
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Black episode where those fools meet with a movie the
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: first one when those fools meet up to have dinner
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: and that cockroach fool kills the old man that are
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: having dinner and they're talking right like they're talking One
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: of those fools is like a very tall-ass looking-ass fool, right?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Not the fool with the alien in the eye, but
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: the fool that he was meeting there with, and he
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: spoke like some kind of German. And then like how
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: he kind of described that there's like certain people that
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: are like extraordinary tall, and that's like a body type.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: They got like blonde hair and shit?
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like so every time it would be very foggy
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: at the park when I used to.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Go hiking, dog. There would always be some very tall-ass
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: motherfucker just walking. Not just the same guy. It would
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: always be a different tall-ass person walking by themselves. And
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: at Griffith Park, it gets so cloudy sometimes in the
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: morning at the time that I would go that if
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I were to see you walking over there, I would
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: lose you.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: And, dog, there was many times where I know that
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I wasn't going that fucking slow. I had my dog
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: with me at the time. And, dog, these people would
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: just disappear.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Really? Did your dog act weird around them?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: It's weird because my dog would try to run and
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: smell everybody else, but these motherfuckers, he wouldn't even pay
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: them no mind. That shit was weird, dawg.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: You should have said same team to them and see
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: what they said.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Nah, dawg, because everybody would say the good morning, and
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: if you waved, it would be cool, but these tall motherfuckers,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: it was just kind of weird, dawg. They just kind
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: of would just keep walking.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: People say you find them in the woods and shit.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: That's wild, dawg. I would think that. I always have, like,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: whenever it's super foggy and you're in a mountain, I
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: always think that's, like, alien weather.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Well, they say they're, like, blonde hair, blue eyes.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: That's a one race. That's one race.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're like, that's what Hitler was looking for. Aryan.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: You're not a conspiracy guy, are you?
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: Bro, fuck yeah. I mean, how can you not be, dawg?
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: Who isn't, dawg?
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: We won this.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: We won, dawg.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Some people aren't, bro. Some people don't even want to
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: talk about that.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: December 3rd. Tinfoil hat. Congrats. It's 10 years deep, dawg.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: We've been telling you guys about fucking conspiracies for 10 years.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: No, but as a conspiracy theorist, what did you win?
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: We're on fucking tinfoil hat YouTube channel number three.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: We haven't got one single plaque. Every time we get
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: close to 100, they delete our channel.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, 10 years deep.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: So you haven't won yet.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: 10 years deep, dog.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in November.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: In December, we'll be 10 years deep. Sam was telling me.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: So let's go celebrate by going to Skinwalker Ranch, dude.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Sam can get us in, and this guy doesn't want
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: to go.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Why not? He's scared.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Fuck all that.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: No, to bring up some crazy shit, and I know
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: you guys have been on your algorithm, and I don't
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: want to bring it up, but I just.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Can't not talk about it. What's up with Krishan Arakh?
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: fucking blue face how long till.
• 39:31
  Speaker 11: They pick up that fucking kid krishana rock whatever her
• 39:34
  Speaker 11: name is did you say krishana rock i don't know
• 39:36
  Speaker 11: whatever her name is yeah yeah um how long till
• 39:39
  Speaker 11: they pick up that kid for like for real i'll
• 39:40
  Speaker 11: be watching this shit and i'm like.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Yo but usually when like when like the fans let
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: you keep doing stupid shit like that what happened continuously
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: i think it's because they're building a case.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Explain it for Nitty.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: She has a baby with blue face and it's been
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: known that she drank a lot during the pregnancy and
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: this fool has.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Party ass bitch.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: No, that syndrome where baby's fucking... Alcohol fetal syndrome? Yeah,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: that shit. Because this motherfucker can't even stand up straight. Honestly,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: this fool's not on the spectrum or something. He's damaged goods, dog.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: The baby is damaged goods.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: In Sparta, they would have thrown him off the hill. Oh, yeah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: If it was Spartan time, this would be fucking wolf food.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Yeah, dog. If this was
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: the time of the Spartans, the wolves are being fed tonight, dog.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Like Ray said, they might have just drop kicked that kid, too, dude.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: But yeah, dog.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: He survives, and he's following. He's the guy. He's the guy.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Follows him. And they just literally, they just keep drugging
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: this fool, dog.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Over and over again.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Like, every time they go out on the stream, like,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: there's been many accounts.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: What do you mean they're actually drugging him?
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: Like, giving him a lot of melatonin so he's always
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: knocked out.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Like, the way those gypsy people do when they ask
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: for money and they have a kid and they end
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: up on the freeway, they're melatonin those kids out. That's
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: why they're always asleep. So they give that to the
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: toddler and this fool's just always knocked out and there's, like,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: a stream where, like, You could tell the kid's like...
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Regular kid doesn't sleep like he's on a fucking perk, dog.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: And then he drops.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: He's falling back.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's almost like a dead animal, right? But then
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: there's a part where he falls off the stroller and
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: the fucking baby is still intact. He didn't even react
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: to the hit.
• 41:16
  Speaker 7: Like.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: He fucking fell off the thing and the guy, like,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Blueface is like.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, shit.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: And he picks him up. The dude's all stiff. You
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: would swear the baby's fucking dead, bro. But then they
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: zoom in on him and the baby's just, like, obviously
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: knocked out of sleep. And then Blueface is like, come on,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: wake up, wake up. I'm like, bro, you can't wake
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: him up, bro. Like, he's fucking.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: It's sad, dog.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: And you know what happened fucking yesterday?
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: I guess they went out to fucking dinner and they
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: were wearing their Incredibles outfits because they're a family now.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: And I guess someone squatted them. So the cops.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Swatted.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Swatted them.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Sat on them?
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Same thing. Don't fucking come. They know what I mean.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: I don't really give a fuck. I didn't know what
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: you meant. Whatever. Yeah, you do.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: You're a fuck you now.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, go on.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: So they fucking show up. You're a fuck you now.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: So they show up. And they show up. They showed
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: up because someone fucking called. No, they're at the petting zoo.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: They're fucking on a $ 20 stroller. And they're like million
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: dollar like necklaces on their necks. And they got a
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: $ 20 stroller for the baby.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: But whatever. The cops call them at like Yard House
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: or at BJ's.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: It's like a regular like a chain fucking restaurant.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: And I don't know what happened.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: But at this point, Blueface ain't cooperating. So now they
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: want to fucking arrest him.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: And fucking.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Is he a rapper? Yeah.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Blueface.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: You've seen him.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that one.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: So then.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: So then what I'm trying to say is, dude, they're
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: about to arrest fucking Blueface and the cops pull out
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: the gun on. on blue face and she goes and
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: grabs the baby and uses them as a fucking shield
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: and admits on camera saying like, yeah, that's a down
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: ass bitch right there.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I saw my man about to get shot up. So
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I grabbed the baby.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Use them as a shield. Tell me that it's not
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: a down ass bitch.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: CPS, go get that fucking baby dog.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: There's less that I've seen people get their kids taken
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: from dog.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: They're telling you, they're probably, they're building a case dog.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Cause like, you just don't, you just don't, you just
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: don't let, you just don't let something like that kind
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: of go on, especially with like kids to like, You
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: build a big-ass case because it's deeper than that. You
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: know how she had that whole conspiracy that she killed
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: her little baby daddy? Bro, dude. Because you know her
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: dad's a mayor. Her dad's a mayor in Georgia, and
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: he has political connects and all this.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: She's good.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they probably have a nanny. Supposedly, she's pretty weird.
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure somebody called on her already, and then
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: the governor's like, nah, not today.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: They probably are doing this for views, and they have
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: a nanny, and the kid's well taken care of outside
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: of this.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: They should have a nanny.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: That kid is probably an adult. Just like, you know,
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: this is all a route. You ever seen the videos
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: of that?
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Also, click that video right there, Ray, where she's sitting
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: there wearing the pink. That one or either one, she
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: admits to using the fucking baby as a shield, bro.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: You ever seen the videos of that baby getting kicked
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: out of the bus and then someone else to help him,
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: but it's like a grown man, just a little tiny person?
• 43:57
  Speaker 12: Nah.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: That's what it feels like. That's just an actor.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: No, not that one.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Try the other one, man.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Hey, you ever see any midgets in the testing thing?
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, dog.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: I don't think I have.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Before or after?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: They don't be testing on me.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: They coming normal?
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: I mean, I would hope so, fool.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: I would hope so. Because they're people too, you know?
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Nah, but....
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Bro, you know what they're fucking up on? This company
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: you work for?
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: What?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Testing on illegals?
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Yes!
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Cheaper, bro!
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: You need citizenship for this shit?
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: No, they do. They do test on.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: I know a paisa right now at Home Depot would
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: be like $ 6, 000.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: For a week.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's one I do in San Diego. He crosses.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: He lives in Tijuana. Bro, yeah, he crosses through the border.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Well, it's full stacking in TJ, bro. Bro, yeah.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's chilling.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, but like, so he comes over here, like crosses,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: and then no papers, then comes to get paid. He
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: must get paid cash, huh?
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: Well, you know what?
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: I think he does have like a passport.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Like a visa, working visa or something.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: He might still be a citizen. Yeah, I think you
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: have to be a citizen.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: I'm almost sure.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: No, not a citizen, but like you have to be
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: able to, travel like legally though not like you're fucking
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: in disguise and.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Shit you think midgets gotta get like less medication than
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: the average person you know how like an advil is
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: like they just need half of everything yeah but like
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: an advil you know how like let's just say the
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: ones from Canada they're like 400 milligrams and they work
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: instantly but like that might OD a midget.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah so they're like 10% so they only need a
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: 40 milligram that's not true I know I'm lying.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah I was gonna say 10% he's like you thought
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: about it he's like 10% just seems like too little, bro.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: That's like for a cat, bro. You know what I mean?
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to give them.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: But that's how you got to give midgets medication.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: You got to put it in cheese.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Not to them.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: You guys ever pipe the midget?
• 45:44
  Speaker 10: Like, nah.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: You? I haven't, but I want to, though.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: For the story. Just for the story. But, like, how little?
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't want to, but for the story.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, one that you could clearly see it's a midget. Like,
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, because there's, like, tiers. Like, some of them are, like,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: hella small, bro.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: I've hooked up with a shorty. Like, a real shorty,
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: but I don't think she's a midget. I was talking, like, 4'9.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Anything shorter than Ray?
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: Don't be a dick bro Ray is the shortest one.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Here but he's not a midget it's only if it's
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: like there could be small people it's just they can't
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: be proportionate that's what the difference is like you gotta
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: have they gotta have that big dick yeah like it
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: has to be like a small proportion like she's clearly
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: like if you look up like midgets on Instagram the
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: midget baddies who like any.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Of those like a 4'9 yeah like well okay no
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: 4'9 is too tall no I think I think like
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Three something.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I feel like it has to be if the body
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: is midget body.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Like, you could tell clearly. Not like, oh, this one
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: may be just the.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Like where it's like a half arm?
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it can't just be.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: It can't just be like a proportionate smaller.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: And then the hand.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: The hand, like the palm always looks.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: A little bit thick. And then the little hands, it's weird.
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, their whole body's dancing shit.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: They're still midgety, but they're.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah midgets are like those nugs that like you know
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: they look like it's like damn this is an eighth
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: bro and then you grind it up and you're like
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: damn a solid two bloods that's so that's like yeah
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: straight up because like and then sometimes you get some
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: weed where you're just like damn this is a lot
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: it's all fluffy and it's weird I like the dense
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: nugs though I guess midgets are cool you know I
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: wonder how like no I didn't say they weren't cool
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: but I'm saying like when you put it in that.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: Point like you think you approach them like a regular
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: chick like hey I think you're cute or something or
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: nah you gotta.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Like Hey, shorty.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Like every other bitch I talk to, I go, hey, shorty.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: That's not how you come up to them.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do, fool. No, you walk up to them
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: and hit down on one knee. Nah, that's rude.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: It's the equivalent to... That'd be fucked up, dawg.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Bro, if she.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Mira las pollitas.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: Huh? That's the equivalent of your dad, basically.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dawg, you might as well just go, shh, shh, Xavier.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Nah, but if you go up to a little midget
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: girl and you're like, what's up, shoddy?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: She probably gonna feel like... She might get offended, dawg.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: You're gonna tell her that you say that to all
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: the other women that.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: She's... The politically correct word is dwarf, because they have dwarfism.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: She's gonna call you a wigger.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Calling him midget is like the N-word for black people. Oh, yeah.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: We're saying the worst word right now.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, midget. For little people, that's like the N-word.
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: I heard.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: I've recently learned this.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: I've heard, too, but I think that's like way too much.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: That's not going to stop me from saying it.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: I know. You say the N-word.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: No, I'm both.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: He says midget with a hard T, though.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: He's wanted to meet a black midget so he can say,
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: what's up, midget?
• 48:21
  Speaker 7: N-word.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: He'll call a black midget. What does he call them? Midgers.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did make that word up.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Who made that up?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Ezo made it up. Fuck you guys. I've never said
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: this ever, dawg. He has a degree.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: Hey, you think you can edit out the part where
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: I'm saying I'm a fucking midget?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: He's like, I got midget people watching. Somebody say you
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: ever notice that little people don't protest?
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: They kind of don't. They're there. You just don't see
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: the sign. Easy ass joke.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew you were going to say that because
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: I was going to say it too.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Hacky. He just don't hear him.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Somebody said it's based on weight, not size. You don't
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: see that many over... What the fuck?
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: It's not based on weight.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: The fuck?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Who said that?
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: It sounded like a fat person talking.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: It's not based on weight.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: He's just trying to make a nice little joke and
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: we're over here being like, nah, fuck this food.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Dog. That's a good comment, though. Which one? He's the
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: type to yell into his pillow.
• 49:19
  Speaker 12: Y'all never do that?
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: I've not never been that mad, dog.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I just come yell at these guys.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's on just weights.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: He's on literally just weights. He's like, could yell in
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: my pillow, but.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: He just pets his cat a little harder and then
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: he comes to the office and yells at us.
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: I sit at home like a fucking supervillain, dog. Sitting
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: there with my fucking cat.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Just wondering when I can't wait to fucking just call
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Nitty the N-word.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: I see him in my dreams.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: As Freddy Cougar?
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm just trying to get away from E-Zone. Yelling
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: at me.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: You must have had some side effects, dog. There's no
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: way you haven't had, like, diarrhea one day.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: When you were like, yo, that pill.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: No, I mean, the GOP one fucked me up.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that fucked me up.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, what are the.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: This one's a little red right now.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: What are the side effects?
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: I'm always red, though.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: What... No, but he... Okay, that's not concerning red. Bart's
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: is concerning red, all right?
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Like... Well, that's because Bart's is fat.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: No, bro. But, like, Bart shouldn't always look the color
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: of Christmas ham. You know what I mean? Like, yo, like...
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: He should never be that shade, dog.
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: Like.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: He shouldn't match the meat that's on the grill, dog. Like,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: come on, dog.
• 50:26
  Speaker 7: Like.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: But... Yeah, he's a person who has taken GOPs and
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: you're healthy. What are the side effects for some people
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: out there that want to cheat their way and not
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: go to the gym and fucking put in the work?
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: I mean, for the first, so it was three weeks.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: So the first week I threw up like two days
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: in a row. And then by the third day, I
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: was like, all right, I feel fine.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: What were you throwing up?
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Mostly, I think if it was just water. Just water,
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: like nothing because we were fasted. So some of the ones,
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: you have to take it fasted and then some- Do
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: they expect.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: You to puke and shit?
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Automatically make you feel sick. You know what?
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: You're supposed to tell them like, have you puked or
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: like anything, but I didn't tell them. I was like,
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: I just threw.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Up and I was like- Bro, come on.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: It is fucking worth the travel. Fuck those foods, dog.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: You're like, fuck those fat fools trying to lose weight.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Fuck them.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: You're going to fucking throw up if I have to.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: No one's going to let you know. You're not going
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: to go to the gym. You're going to throw up
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: at home.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: They inspect your shit. They inspect everything to see how
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: your body's functioning.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: If you tell them there's something not normal, but I
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: never tell them anything. Most people are like, nah, I'd
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: rather keep that shit to myself.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: That's wild.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: Bro, it's crazy too.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: They say there's never any side effects because you fuckers.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Don't tell them.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: No, no, but you know some people tell people.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Just like a zombie movie. When guys get bit, they
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: don't want anyone to know that they got bit because
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: they're going to treat me differently. And this guy's like,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: if they find out my shit's different, I might lose
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: my Xbox or something.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Dude, the moment somebody's bit.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: In a different room.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, no, no, it's okay. All right, now
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: that he's turned around.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you got him.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: You got to, dog. What the fuck?
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: Or if you can, like, slice off the arm, like,
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: as soon as it happens.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: But then you got to deal with something from screaming.
• 52:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're right.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: And then call the other zombies. Just put him out
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: of his misery, dog.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: I'll see you in hell.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're done, bro.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: You're done.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're done, dog. I have to, bro. Those people.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: The dude from Resident Evil? I mean, if it was
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: a bad.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Bitch that turned into a zombie, I would just tie
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: her up and pipe her, like, whatever. But if you're, like,
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: just a regular fool, I'll shoot you.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Even if she becomes a zombie? Of course.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: You fuck her as a zombie? Yeah, hell yeah.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: You just don't have to get bit. You can fuck her,
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: just not bit. You don't get the zombie shit.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: But the body's going to start to decay and shit. Hey,
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: the zombie pussy is extra grippy, though.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: And if I'm going to get bit, if I'm going
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: to become a zombie, I want to get.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: It to fuck you.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I don't want to just get bit.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: You want AIDS, my man.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: What if your dick just becomes a zombie? That would
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: be a bitch.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: You want to be the Magic Johnson of zombies.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: It comes off every now and.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Then?
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that was.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Shout out Red Eyes.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: November, what is it?
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: November 21st and 22nd. That's right. I'm going to start
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: posting the flyers today. If you want to pop up
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: and you have something you want to sell there, no
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: food vendors. We got coreas. The house has to make money.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: But if you make bread or stuff like that, we
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: already have a bread person. But if you make arts
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: and crafts, you're an artist, you want to resell your
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Funko collection, something, I'll give you, what is it? I'll
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: give you a good deal on a booth. So with
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: that meat guy, you're going to pull up this time? Oh,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: he's going to pull up, yeah.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: I wanted some tomahawks.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Nah, he sold out the night before and then he
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: didn't have no meat.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like low-key, tomahawk. Look, that fool be selling
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: tomahawk steaks for $ 35, dog. Grade A, dog. I'm talking
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: about like straight.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: From the butchers.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: That is a fucking deal. Fucking deal, dog.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: And that is like the cut that I would fucking
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: get to eat because that's like two meal preps and
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: a half. Off of one steak. That's two meals.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: A tomahawk is easily $ 150 nowadays, right?
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: And what? For the 30 minutes you're going to cook
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: it at home, dog? $ 70? You get two?
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Come on, dog.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Stop playing, dog.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Ross, dude.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Somebody said... Oh.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: You don't know who Ross, dude is.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: He does kind of look like Ross, dude. Now that
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: I know they say that. Ross, dude used to be
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: the producer for... Be real TV back in the day.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: He was cool. I liked him.
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: Hey, didn't Razzu do We Don't Smoke the Same for
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: a while.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: For a little bit? Yes, he did.
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: When I was going through the YouTube archives, I was
• 54:32
  Speaker 7: just like seeing, okay, who was doing this?
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: Where were we mentally? Where were we physically? Razzu was there.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Razzu used to fucking do the We Don't Smoke
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: the Same soundboards. And here's the thing, though.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: You actually did the soundboards. He ran the shit.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was... That's the crazy thing about this shit, man.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: That fool would be no fucking filter. You got to
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: stop walking into the shop, bro. This motherfucker every single time, dog.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: You could turn it somewhere else, dog. Indian etiquette, dog.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: This is just shit anywhere. Fucking don't wipe your ass.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: You know, just fuck, dude. Maybe he's out here representing
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: appropriate for the you Indians, dog. Straight up. Fool's throwing
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: shit in every puddle he sees outside. Like, come on, dog. Anyway, dog.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: You're not Team Red Dot?
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: Are you guys both Mexican or what are you guys?
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I'm Salvadorian.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: I'm Mexican.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah. What part of Mexico?
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Sonora. Sonora.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Sinaloa.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Right down the street, dog. Another cartel.
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: How about yourself? My parents were born in El Salvador. Oh,
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: El Salvador?
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Hey, what's up with El Salvador?
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: What?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Man, about to fucking start a war.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: With Haiti, dog.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Hey, dog.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: That shit is wild.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: That fool's not fucking around.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: He's about to build another prison.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: He had four fucking.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: In fact, he might make Haiti a prison itself.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Like, this fool had like four... I don't know. I
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: think they're like scientists or some shit, right? That he had.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: And these fools got fucking taken hostage. Wait, wait, wait.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: Bukele had four scientists, and they got kidnapped by some
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: people from Haiti?
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, by a gang in Haiti, right? And then these
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: fools are trying to hold them for ransom. And this
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: fool is like, I'm not about to negotiate, dog. He's like,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I got people that back me up big, but I
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: don't even need to call them. He was like, if
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: you don't release this shit, he's like, we'll clean this
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: shit up just how we cleaned up our country.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Bro, you know what you do?
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: That fool's going to go in there and massacre a lot.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: Of conguitos, dog.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: No, bro, this is what you do, bro. No, bro,
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: this is what you do.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: You go to those fucking prisons in El Salvador, and
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: you tell all those gang members, y'all take over Haiti.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: And just drop all the MS-13 fools on that Haiti island, bro.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: And let them go at it, bro. MS-13 versus the
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Haiti pirates, bro.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Woo!
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing, though, bro. And whoever wins keeps
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: the fucking island. That's how I know that you don't
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: think like a logical person, dog. He's doing the appropriate
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: fucking thing, bro, because by declaring a war and fucking
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: having a reason to fucking go into another country and
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: fucking declare it. Haiti has a lot of natural resources
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: that they haven't been able to stabilize because their own
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: government just keeps doing it. They have a lot of
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: cobalt there. They have a lot of beaches, dog. If
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: fucking Bukele fucking declares a war on this shit and
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: he takes this shit over and cleans it up, that
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be a bad property. Because I best believe all
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: the Haitians are going to go to the Dominican Republic.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: And the Dominican Republic is not going to like that, dog.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: No, Haitians stay there. They stay there for everything.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Not if they're about to August.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: Hillary Clinton showed up and stole all their kids. They
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: still stay. They're fighting back.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: And this isn't also like back in the day where
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: you go to war and now it's your fucking land.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Back in the day.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: It doesn't happen. That's what I thought.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: When I was a little kid, I was like... That
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: means there's going to be a new state in the
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: Middle East?
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: Iraq's going to be the 51 state.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: When I was a little kid, I thought, no way,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: we're about to get a new state.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: We're about to fuck up Iraq.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: And then all we did was try to give them democracy.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: It never happened. Then they had nukes.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: And then they did it.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: You want to go to the ball of America in Iraq?
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: You were that involved in politics, Xavier, at that age?
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Because that's what I thought happened.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: When you went to war. You fucking captured.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: That's what I learned.
• 58:23
  Speaker 13: I can't wait to eat a Chipotle in Iraq. And
• 58:25
  Speaker 13: I was like, bro, we're going to be chilling in
• 58:28
  Speaker 13: Iraq hard. As a Dominican, Haitians are not welcomed. It's
• 58:32
  Speaker 13: a generational beef. They got nowhere to run.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Like, and this was... Dog, think about it. This fool
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: didn't let his military smoke the gang members. He said, nah,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: we're going to make an example. We'll recruit them and
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: put them in jail. You don't think all these fools
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: that are Salvadorian military fools have been waiting to smoke
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: some people?
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Are they working in jail? Like they're doing jobs for
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: the city and shit?
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: They have to when you're in jail.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, some of them are getting rehabilitated, bro. So
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: like by working like a whole... I think it's like
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: a whole day you lose one day type of shit.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: If you didn't do a crazy crime, like if you
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: just like, if you fucking like, I don't know, held
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: up a truck or some shit.
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: The Midnight Grower. All the Haitians that moved to... TJ
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: all have jobs. They even got their own barrio now.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what happens, bro.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: When, when, when.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: When the immigrants can't get in the United States, they
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: stay in TJ and fuck up the economy, bro.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Somebody said, what if Haiti takes over El Salvador?
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: Ooh, smoking crack, bro.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Dude, that'll be the fucking day, dude.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: This ain't soccer, fool. Shut the fuck up.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: I was like, no, but yeah, dude, when the immigrants
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: don't come to the United States.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: Man, we got guns from China, dog.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: Like during COVID, you know how like at one point
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: they basically claimed that the border was open and everybody
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: was coming? Bro, my dad was telling me, he's like, bro,
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: the economy's so fucking TJ because these people came here
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: willing to do all the jobs Mexicans were due for free, basically.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: He's like, the prostitution's out of the chain. Now we
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: got some bitches giving out pussy for way cheaper than
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: it's supposed to be. And yeah, my dad was like,
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: Hong Kong prices are down right now. There's a lot
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: of bitches trying to give out panocha right now. Because
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: you got to think about it. All them, they're super
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: poor down there. They're getting like pennies to the dollar.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: And when you can get a couple pesos.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: It'll fuck up the economy, bro.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: You've been to Hong Kong, Nitty?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Hong Kong, no. I hear about it.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: Somebody's got to take you.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't you just take him?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get a bunch.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: Of friends to come down. I'll be down to take
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: this fool and do some shows in San Diego.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: We don't smoke.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I'll fucking pay for it.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: I'll pay for one of your ladies.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: I got you, dog.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: XG can't even go. He doesn't have papers.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm going to.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: I thought you could go. No, he could.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I'm saying XG can't because he's getting all hyped about it.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: I was like, hell yeah, bro.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: The homie's going, bro. We got to baptize this boy.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: Hey, we can get pretty close, though. You can just
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: be right there.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: Who's going to be like, go, Nitty, go, go, go, go.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Who's going to be watching the fans like Sarah Connor? Yeah, right, yeah.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: I paid for that.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I paid for that.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Go, Nitty. FaceTime me.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: FaceTime Nitty.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: Come on her back. Come on.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: I saw red eyes smiling.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Take the boy Nitty.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Let's baptize this fool.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: You can see from there.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: You guys take him into the transvestite.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Chicklets will go too, dog.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: The Mona Lisa of transvestite.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: And then he's on pace for another one. Now you
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: got two at one time.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: It has to be black though.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Ooh, I like that.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: Come with rules, dog.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: Come with rules, dog.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: What I think is interesting is that he used that
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: as something to try to scare me like it's a
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: negative thing.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: I didn't say she.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't say she. I said it.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck, dog.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: But someone take the boy.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I want to see Tijuana. Ever since you told.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Me that you go through the tunnel and it's just
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: kids selling like shit on the sides. Yeah, bro. Like
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: you can only get in through a tunnel into Tijuana? No,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: you go.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, kind of. If you walk in.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: The way you just have to see it.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: If you walk in through person, you go through like
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: a tunnel.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: You can walk in and walk back like the same day? Yeah.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 100%.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys have passports. You guys have passports.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: You guys are U.S.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Citizens, 100%.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: Try it out, Nitty.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Why do you say it like that?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: Nah, you'll be big chilling.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Nitty.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll be fine.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Just make sure you ain't got no bombs on you
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: and you're good.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: To go, dog.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Just pat yourself down.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll make sure I don't take any bombs.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: The fucking cops is full of them. They're like, me
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: that's the picture Taliban way. Yeah. They just literally start
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: fucking with you.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: No, you know. No, I'd be like, pinche officer.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: You know that you mentioned that? You know that during 9-11?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: I'm Raza, 100% officer. They punch you?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Do you know during.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: Do you guys know during 9-11, after the towers went down,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: the government hit up the cartel and be like, yo,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: do not let no fucking terrorists through.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: Let us fucking know.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: They made like a little pack as in like, yo.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: Okay, where is this resources going?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: We love democracy too. They did it during World War II.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: They did it during World War II with a mob.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: There was a cartel in World War II? With a mob.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: They did it with a mob.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: They talked to the mob because the mob was in
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: charge of all the ports. So as the fucking military,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: as the military, the U.S.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Government, you're like, you know what?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: We'll let you guys fucking do all your little gambling bullshit.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: Just make sure ain't nothing crazy going down. You guys
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: hear anything weird that ain't part of the mob, you
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: guys let us know.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: And then they let them down a little bit. They're like, hey,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: we'll cut you guys off.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Look into it, bro.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Everything.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: It happened.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: They talked to the fucking mafia. Every gang they talked
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: to were like, yo, if you see anything with terrorism.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Because it's a whole different game. It's a whole different game.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: We'll give you a free pass if you give us terrorists. Bro, yeah, bro.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: You don't think if El Chapo.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: There's no way you're dispassionate when you're wrong.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: You don't think El Chapo.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: This could be about a Popeye's chicken sandwich, bro.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: I've been dispassionate and been completely wrong a lot.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: What's up, Ray?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: My question is, okay, this information sounds very believable, but
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: since you're a conspiracy guy yourself.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: How come you don't question it?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: Because at that moment, I don't think there's anything to question.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: The cartel ain't shit.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: He just heard Alex Jones say it. The cartel ain't
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: shit compared to terrorists, bro.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: It's like that thing. I'm pretty sure if El Chapo
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: was like, yo, I got a terrorist, the cartel would
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: be like, all right, well, you can bring in fucking
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: 500 kilos.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Like a trade for trade type of thing.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: What makes you sold on that, though? That information.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: Because, dude.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, even though it was an inside job, I
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: do believe 9-11 was an inside job.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: You also.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Because it went from the.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: War on drugs to the war on terror.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: No, I'm talking about the World War II. The World
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: War II stuff with the mob.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, with the mob?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, that was 100... I mean, there's facts. The mob
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: talks about it. Lucky Luciano made a deal.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: There is a certain involvement.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: What was the deal he made?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Hmm?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: What was the deal Luciano made?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Just probably deals. As in, like, when I go to jail,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: if we help you up... Well, there's these.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: And it doesn't mean that the government obviously goes through
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: with it, but when an FBI tells you this and that,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: Ever watch the show Snowfall?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: A for what's brocha?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: A mustache.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: Mexican.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Hola, brocha. Yeah, like a mustache. That's Mexican? That's Spanish shit?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: It's like a slang.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: I've never heard that shit in my life.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Bigote.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: You know Bigote?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: It's more like Chicano shit.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: He's like a Spaniard. He's like a conqueror. Bigote.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: It is more Chicano term, dog, because not every Mexican
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: will understand all the Chicano terms. Some Mexicans, they'll be
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: looking at you when you use that term. It's like, bro,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: if you didn't grow up in a certain part of
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Cali or a certain era of Cali, you don't know
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: these terms. In other words, these are George Perez terms
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: and be real type of terms. Because, like, literally, B-Real
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: calls his mustache that shit. Yeah, or, like, Sendog's mustache. Like,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: those fools have that fucking, that lingo from that era.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: But you know bigote, right?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Barba.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: Barba, yeah.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Barba.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard those.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Beard. Barba. Barba.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Those fools, they use that lingo, like, they all shop
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: in the same place. They all go to Gunther's. They
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: all go to fucking Green Treads.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're hearing that one a lot.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: They go to Greenspan's, like, all those foods that... What's
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: a Gunther's? Like, a place where you go get... What's
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: a Gunther's? Like, you've seen George Perez at the store, right? Yeah.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: You ever notice that, like, his shirt's just the different colors,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: but the jeans and everything's on point? Like, when fools
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: need to shop for an outfit, they go to Gunther's. Like,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: George Perez has, like, probably every fucking long-sleeve shirt.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you get the cholo.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: The cholo fit, yeah.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, but it's not.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: In their defense, and, like, George Perez talking, a flannel.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: It's not a Pendleton. It is the same thing, but
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: if you touch it, bro.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: A Pendleton is a flannel.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: No, George will tell you it's a whole different thing.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: He's talking about in regards to quality, not just like a...
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Because a Pendleton is a 100% wool shirt. It is
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: a heavy GSM on that shirt, and these are handmade.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Those shoes are expensive. They're expensive. A flannel will cost
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: you $ 20. A fucking Pendleton will cost you $ 140, brand new.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: But you guys are Dickies people, right?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Solos? Yeah, they were like Dickies. They were 501s.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: Levi's is a shirt.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: Cortez's. Yeah.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Hush Puppies. Jordan's.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: It's a flannel, dog.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: I remember back in the day, some fools used to
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: wear Dockers, dog.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Ben Davis, too.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember fucking fools used to wear Dockers.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: But on the real, though, a Pendleton just feels completely different, dog.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: I thought, when I met George, I was like, bro,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: that's a flannel. You can get that shit at fucking Walmart.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: And then he bought me a- Fucking say it again, bro.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: And then this fool bought me a Pendleton, bro.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: He started fucking beating the shit out of me. Yeah,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: I got fucking, I got rocked up.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: Nah, then this fool bought me a Pendleton, and it
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: came in its own little thing, and you're supposed to
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: dry clean it, bro.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: And you put it on, you're like, okay, this ain't
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: a flannel. This is like- I want to say I
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: have probably like 20 of them. There's probably like three
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: that don't fit no more. I'll probably put those on
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: one notch. Yeah, you used to rock them daily. Not
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: just that, but they fit me really big.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're right.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Get them tatered.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know. I'm going to start with one,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: and if you do it, then you know. George used
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: to tailor his shit. George is like, you know how
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: it is. He doesn't have a normal body, and his
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: shit always look fitted. If you look at George's shit,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: it's because George used to tailor all his clothes, bro.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I used to go to George's tailor spot to.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Pick up his shit.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because some of the Pendletons, yeah, for sure, they
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: fit me so big now. Not that I wanted to
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: be super fitted, but I'm just like, did your dad
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: used to gangbang in his shirt? I'm like, nah, fool.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: I thought it was just that George is fucking I
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: saw a picture of you Oh.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah I was there like A couple days ago and
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: shit Where.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: At Funkin' Funny Fridays Is.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: That his shit That's what it's called No at his
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: studio At his pad in Cyprus.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Oh you went to You went to the podcast Yeah
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Cause you guys had Seth Kelly on before no Yeah
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: So he was on And I was there Chilling With
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Gil and I wonder if he told George about it
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: He was talking about How he had like They gave
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: him like 290 fucking Pendletons or some shit Cause he's
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: sponsored by it Oh shit So I'm like Fuck fool
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: He has like $ 1, 000 worth of fucking... He has like
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: a little bit more, dog. Yeah, I would guess so.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I've been to... He's got over $ 100. I've been to
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: his house and then like.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, easily.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: That fool's closet is literally all just like.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: The whole top floor, His room is his closet.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: That's how much clothes this fool has.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: He's not wearing the same shirt twice.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: That's the thing. Trotters just dress like Canadians.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Nah, Canadians don't walk around like that.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: What do Canadians dress like?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Flannels and dickies.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: Nah, fool. Nah, dog. Fuck no.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: Canadians dress like the brawny fool on the fucking, on
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: the package.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're like, lean on me.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: I get what he's trying to say.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: Now a brawny guy has a turban. With that flannel
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: you guys have, you guys have worn that a thousand times.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: George fucking irons his flannels before he leaves the house.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: The brawny guy now has a turban.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: And the river behind him is polluted.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: That sweater's sick. For where you get it at?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, homie. That fucking.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: What's my favorite store?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Shoe Palace.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Shoe Palace, dog.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: He already knows.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: They sell that shit at Shoe Palace?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Huh? No, I know. I like that SP store.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: No, because he always talks shit that I get my
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: clothes at Shoe Palace.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Because it's like, I walk by, like, when I go
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: to Lids, I'll fucking go see, like.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: And then he saw me wear.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: It.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: And I'm just like, so has he ever just bought
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: the whole clothes sales rack? I was like, and he
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: just bought, like, five shirts in his size and five hoodies.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: Look, it's a whole set.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: No, I know, but I'm saying.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't say it looked bad, but I was saying,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, so this is where this motherfucker's getting
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: all his clothes from.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: I hated it too, because you were like, I thought
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: I had exclusive shit.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Nah, everyone knows.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: That's cool, dog. It's a quick spot to get clothes
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: at when you got like, you know how you don't
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: have a fit?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: All right, fool.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: At what age are you going to like, for example, like,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: is there an age, a cutoff age where you're going
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: to stop buying the kind of clothes you buy? Are
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: you going to keep dressing like this all the way
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: to your life?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: I think this is the only way I know how
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: to dress.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: I know, but you know how when you look at
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: an old person and you're like, this is how they dress?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: The only thing I think will change it is once
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: you get money or famous or whatever, you get into it. Yeah,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: just like Russell Peters? No, you just start getting publicists.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: And people who.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Tell you what kind of clothes to wear for certain events.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? You just get introduced to
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: better brands and stuff. There's stuff I don't know about yet.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they just hire a stylist, no? And they bring
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: up clothes and then they just pick out whatever the fuck.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: See, but honestly, I kind of like picking my own clothes.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Me too.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: If I had more money, I would have more chances
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: to go and have better outfits.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: But there's brands and companies and styles that you don't
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: even know about because you're not in it like that.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Dress like a grown man, full styles grande. But then
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying because when you look at the generation,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: when I look at old people that are out there
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: right now, They dress a certain way, and I'm just,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I can't picture that person dressing like that when they
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: were like... 50, 40, and you know what I mean?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: I think about these things when I people watch, and
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: then I'm looking at our generation, and I'm just like,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: we're obviously not getting there. B-Real still dresses like he
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: gangbanging sometimes.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: This one's damn near pushing 55, dog, and he's still
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: walking around like a veterano.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: The guys who are 50 now probably dress like the
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: way they dressed now when they were younger.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Is there an age where Jordans are inappropriate? When your
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: feet start hurting from them.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: Or fitted hats.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Like, is there an age where I shouldn't have my
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: hat backwards?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: If babies can wear Jordans, 90-year-olds can wear Jordans.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: I don't really, as long as you look good in it.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: I don't think there's rules when it comes to, like,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: your wardrobe, man. It's whatever makes you feel good, man.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Because, yeah, and I'm not saying, like, oh, you should
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: dress a certain way, you shouldn't, but this is just
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: clearly an observation that I've seen because, like, especially having
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: gone abroad to Japan and people watch, there's some pretty
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: old people there that dress fucking hip, dog, like when
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I seen them. And I can't help to think that
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: they're not going to the store and saying, oh, this
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: is hip. They're not fucking going like this. But they've
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: been dressing like that since they were young. And you
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: see they kind of got their own steez going on.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing. Fashion is so much more accessible in
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: the sense that you can go online and Google what's
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: in right now before you go. You don't have to
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: ask anybody. You already know what you're looking for. You
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: can do your homework. It's not like before you had
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: to go To a store and kind of ask the
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: person in the store, like, what's the new fashion and
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: kind of try to be ahead of it.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: Low key, you can see it for yourself when you're
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: like just right in it.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Instagram is offering it to you. You can order
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: it off Timu or whatever the fucking these, you know,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: these fucking fast fashion places.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Because I be seeing, it's very rare that I see
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: like some dripped out like old person. And when I do, like,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: I think the most dripped out old person that I
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: see and I personally known is Jerry K. Jerry Kriziky.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but he's... For his age, he dresses pretty hip, dawg.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's like a hype... He's a hype beast
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: for an old man. How many fucking men his age
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: do you know that are fucking wearing Supreme.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: And having chicks.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: All right, perfect example.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Having chicks that are younger than him.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: Everlast.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Everlast.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: He does dress up like if he's in his fucking
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 7: 30s or whatever, but.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: Kudos to him. He can afford it. He can dress
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: however he wants.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: That's his thing. He doesn't dress like a hype person,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: but he does dress like he's in his mid-30s.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fool.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: Fucking Gucci shoulder bag, watch, the shorts, the shoes.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: And there's people that fucking.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: have money and they still wear the same jeans and
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: the same wrinkled t-shirt, dog.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: And I've worked for people like.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: That where I'm like, bro, I am the fucking shirt, dog.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Because people's priorities are different.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, but I wouldn't say they wear the same thing,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: but there's like some people like, for example, like, Steph Tone.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: He's a cargo shorts and a t-shirt kind of guy.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: You know he could come in here with some crazy shit.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: With a suit. Like, you know, he could... Yeah, but
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: for sure, he could come in here like Ozzy Osbourne
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: if he wanted to, dog. You know what I mean?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: Like, he's a fucking certified rock star, but.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that he's just been that dude that like,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: pretty sure he probably used to skate back in the day.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Just not like crazy, but just cargo shorts and t-shirts, dog.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Just very chill fucking vibe, dog. Rob Markman What Moses said,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: that rollie though.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: Always has a rollie on.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Rob Markman But his accessory, his accessories though is different, bro.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Because when his watch came or his wallet came, I
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: remember one time he came in here, like when the
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: first snakes on the Gucci wallets had come out.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: I remember he fucking got the whole collection, dog. And
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: I was just like, he's like.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: Got a wallet for every day.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: And I was just like, this is fucking badass, dog.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: For what he quote unquote lacks on his cargo shorts.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 6: I'm not saying that he lacks, but I'm saying like
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 6: people have different styles.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Quote unquote.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: Quote unquote.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: He makes up for buying fucking badass guitars. Who buys
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: a bunch of bikes. Dude, he.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: It's like Adam Sandler. He wears fucking basketball shorts and
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: three XL polos.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That to me is wild. It's like at the casino, bro.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I couldn't do it.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: It's like at the casino. You don't look at their brands.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Look at their watch.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Their watch is where the money's at.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: Shoes and watch usually carry everything.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: Nah, shoes neither.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Nah, shoes is a watch, bro. No, but even rich
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: guys like fucking Zuckerberg, he's wearing a plain t-shirt, but
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: that's like a $ 2, 000 plain t-shirt.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: And it's not, but see, it's not about, it's not
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: about like the, it's not about the style or like
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: what the shit's worth. It's what I'm talking about is
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: kind of like I guess we're in a different... We're
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: in a certain age range right now, and we're kind
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: of going into the next 10 years. And obviously, you're like,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: we have a certain standard that we grew up with
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: of seeing how people dress when they get older, or
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: this and that. And I'm just wondering, are we going
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: to keep... Somebody said in the chat room, they're like, fool,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: our generation still goes to Pokemon events. We're not going
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: to be looking like old people. We're going to be
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: walking around with a Charizard shirt, and 70 years old, fucking,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: and they're going to get dialysis and shit.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: Like... Some 70-year-olds right now do wear Charizard shirts, but
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: those ones are kind of like back-end ones. I eat
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: Jerry K.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Wait, I don't... Oh, because he has a girlfriend. No,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: what's up with Wack 100 and Lush over here?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: They're going crazy.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 6: I haven't kept up with that drama just because like.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: Let's get Lush back on, bro.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: He's sober Lush now, according to it.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: But, you know, I don't know. Did we get tweaked
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: out Lush? He seemed pretty fine, right? Remember when we
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: interviewed him?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: He seemed all right.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, he wasn't on drugs that day, but like...
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: For sure, that's when he was using whatever he was doing.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: That fool was doing everything.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: Actually surprised me because I remember we had him on
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: and it was cool and then two days later we
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: see him do crazy shit on Instagram.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: That's how it is sometimes.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: He's like, pull up, man. I'll fucking smoke you, dog.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: You never know what's going on in somebody's life, dog.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: You meet him and you're like, normal. Crashing out.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: You might get a mega putasso.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Does that happen at the clinical trials? You see people
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: go crazy?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: I mean, there are people that are more neurotic than others,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: you know? Like, they'll cuss out the staff, and you're like,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: fuck you, and then the staff will just be like,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: all right, just let him out. And I'll be like, damn,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: you just threw away the bag.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: And they just fucking shot you up with some random shit.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: Bro, yeah, yeah. So you're not getting paid, and you
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: already have the thing. I'm like, if you already have
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: the thing, might as well just go through with it
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: and get paid. I'm like I just go in chill
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: mind my business and then I'll kick it with other
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: fools like play chess and shit but besides that I'm
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: like I'm not fucking this up at all.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: You get in trouble like let's just say if I
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: was in there and then I start telling everybody I
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: was like look I'm on deck like you know what
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: I mean I was like you know what I mean
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: like I sell the homie an eighth real quick I
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: get kicked out for that yeah you can't smoke in
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: there fool.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: I mean yeah you can't have any drugs at all
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: what about cigarettes yeah they let you smoke cigarettes and
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: drink coffee depending on what study you're in some they
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: don't let you Yeah, because, okay, so one of the buildings,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: it'll be the us, and then the other half of
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: the building would be the schizophrenics and shit. They would
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: always be drinking and smoking.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: Wait up, wait up, wait up.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: Do they get paid more?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Are they on a whole different trial?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: I think they still get paid, like, a good amount. Like,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: it's either the same or, like.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: You're telling me everybody on Skid Row right now can
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: be getting fucking paid?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: They're on drugs, fool.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: No, no, so, okay, so if you have the actual thing,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: you have to, like, test negative for everything else, but, like,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: you could have the thing.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Like schizo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're schizophrenic, then you could do like... Schizo
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: people always say that.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm on the streets because I'm schizophrenic and I
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: can't hold a job.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Go fucking be a trial dummy then.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you crazy.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: a lot of people.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah i'd rather be a trial dummy than fucking live
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: on skid road yeah i'll.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 12: Tell you that much bro but do you know how
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 12: hard it would be to be living as somebody so
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 12: tough though dog like honestly like those kids that's the
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 12: actual excuse but we don't yeah it's probably the only.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: Like a legit that was a great excuse to like
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: not have your shit together.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that simulator that shows you um Like,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: kind of like what schizophrenia is like. Like, dude, that shit.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: It's like the beer goggles machine?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah, something like that. But, like, there's a video
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: on YouTube about it. And honestly, God bless those people
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: that have that situation. Because if you had that shit,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: that shit seems scary just off that video. Yeah.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: I have a homie that has it for it. And
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: he says, like, that shit's intense. Like, if you go
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: on it once... Like, the chances of you coming back to, like,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: reality is, like, hard as fuck. And then if you
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: do it.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Well, he just developed schizophrenia?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: No, I think it's a genetic thing.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's genetic.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: But if you have an episode, I mean, if you
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: have an episode, to come back from it, like, it's hard.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: This fool had it twice, and he came back, and
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: he's like, fine now.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: But it's like... Like, that's the thing. Like, I always wonder,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: because the best way that I... Because the video... Before
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: watching the video of what it's like, it made it
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: way more intense. I used to think that it was...
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: Like that scene in Spider-Man 1 with William Dafoe when
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: he's talking in the mirror. And he was like, you
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: got to go for the heart. And he's talking to
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: himself and he hears that voice. I'm like, I'd freak
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: the fuck out, bro, if all of a sudden I'm here.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Is that what it's like?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you hear voices. No, but way worse, too.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: My husband was saying he had 16 voices 24-7. Even
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: when you're sleeping, you're not getting rest. So you're fried, dog.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: Which is why they take men's and all that shit. Yeah,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: they take men's and all that shit.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Fuck no, dude.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: At that point, like.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: But can't you just take a big fat fucking dab?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Fuck no, dude. No, bro, what if... I don't know, yeah.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: What if then all the voices start being high and
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 6: talking to you?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: They're like, fool, we should get something to eat.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: You're too high to... I wouldn't mind being schizophrenic if
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: all I saw was bad bitches, though. I'd be like, hell,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: you have fucking tits everywhere and shit. Fake tits.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: I'd be down. But that would.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: No, it's genetic. It's for sure genetic, but also there's
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: things that can trigger it. a lot of people yeah
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: like we saw a lot of people yeah that's why
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: schizo is very high right now because weed's pretty much
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: legal so wait so we could so you could get
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: it from not after not after the age of 25
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: though there's this thing where before before 25 and if
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: it's genetic you can trigger it so they tell you
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: if it's in your genetically don't smoke weed but like
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: anything can trigger it any traumatic gets you to become
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: a schizo so but it is genetic you.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: Know why 25 though After 25, very rarely for you
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: to get it.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: But you know why, though? Because your body stops developing, right?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 7: The brain stops developing and growing in physical matter at
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 7: the age of 25.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Man, I'm stuck with this brain now.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: You'll never be a schizo, but with your kids, you
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: know how they're like, oh, smoke weed.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: It can trigger schizo failure. I don't think my kids
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: are going to want to smoke weed.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Have a little blue face, baby? Yeah, right. I don't
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: think so.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: You're talking about my brain.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: You think your kids are going to want to smoke weed?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: I think I smoke so much weed, my kids are.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: Going to just be like.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 7: By the time your kids grow up, the weed game
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 7: is going to be so much weirder and perverse and inaccessible.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: They're going to be tired of rolling meat joints and shit.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: Nah, by that time you'll have your own automatic joint roll.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: I had to roll my dad joints all the time.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: For wake up early.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: If my kids complained about rolling me joints, I'd be like,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: you could be in China making shoes right now.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: You know what I used to do for my dad?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: I used to cut the lawn. Now you just got
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: to roll the fucking joints.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: Would you rather work with leathers and fabrics? Or roll
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: a couple joints.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I really don't think my kids are going
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: to smoke. Maybe start a toddler scam center.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: Make wallets.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 7: ML415, E-Zone, did you see now PricePix is selling digital packs?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 7: Now you can buy Pokemon, NBA, NFL cards.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: Gambling.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: Bringing down the value of physical cards. Possibly, no?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: They're selling a lot of slabs. A lot of people
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: are getting into that. I'm curious to know, even with
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: the company that I have been making videos for, I
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: am curious to know because I haven't cashed out on
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: any of my stuff. But when I want to retrieve
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: those cards, I want to know how fast or if
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: that really is in your database.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: Like a lot of these people are offering this thing.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: You bought a card online?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: No. Well, like you pull a random pack. So let's
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: just say I spend $ 1, 000 on a pack and I'm
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: guaranteed to. And I got like a PSA 10 of
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: this slab and it's worth.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: Why? They open the pack for you?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Like you do it online.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 7: But then I wonder, isn't the same thing sort of
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 7: like an NFT? Because it's digital?
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 6: No, because you can actually retrieve these. That's the thing
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: with all these apps.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: So let's just say I pull a PSA fucking 10
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: Charizard and I'm like, all right, I don't want to
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: sell it to you guys. Mail it to me. You
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: can click that option to get it mailed to you.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: And then I could be like, go to a card
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: show and be like, hey. But I see these videos
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: of people telling you to get on it. I want
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: to see the video of fucking somebody opening their mail
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: and saying, hey, you saw me get this shit on
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: my video two weeks ago. Now I retrieved it. Here's
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: my card. And I fucking have it in my collection.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: Because they offer to buy it off you right away.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they do.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: Most people just do that.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: But I don't. I keep it in my vault because
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: I already know cards fluctuate. And if you know Pokemon,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: you know what's going to be valuable or not. You
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: know what sets are coming up, what are the chase,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: what fluctuates the market. Yeah, it's wild, but I would say, look,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: they do offer to buy it. Don't take that fast money,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: especially if they're giving you something good, dog. Get that
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: shit sent to you, especially if you're trying to get
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: into the card game or even make some money. There's
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: nothing better than getting cold, hard cash in front of
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: you than the government knowing how much money you made,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: how much are they going to take, and how much
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: is going to come up when the IRS fucking sees it.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 7: Fernando Puente, Pokemon announced they are printing over a billion
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 7: of them to guarantee every person on Nerf has a chance.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: That just means fucking vintage shit just went up.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: Thanks, Pokemon.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: That's all that means, dog. Look, nothing's going to stop
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: that market.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Just so you know, you're gambling. That's all you know.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: Just you're gambling.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Pikachu agrees.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: You're playing poker with me and Chiclets, technically.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: You're a Pokemon guy? I don't know.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: Would you put your whole house on a Pokemon card?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: To this day?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: Fucking somebody.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: Compared to like putting it on the casino?
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: Jake Paul put it.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: I can tell.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: But he's rich.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: He can do it.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: So when you're rich, you put it.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 5: And then when he lost, he's still rich.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: When you're rich enough, you put a fucking house on
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: the poker table. When you're rich enough, you'll get there.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: He's got like three other houses. Good for him.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: Fuck it. Can you imagine though just putting 10 grand
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: on something? Because I remember the company, I have like
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: a budget.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: Put 10 grand on the coffee beans, bro.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: Imagine if I just spent all that shit on just
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: one fucking spin. Imagine the card I get. I thought
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: about it, but I was like, and I have to
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: make like X amount of videos. So I'm like, I
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: have to fucking spread that shit out. I was just like, damn.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: But I thought about it. I was like, there's a $ 10, 000 pack.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: That'd be sick. That'd be sick.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm going to hit him up
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: next time. Be like, look, just give me 20. I
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: Did Ash ever end up smashing the orange head girl? No.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: No, he got better.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: Brock hit that.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: No, I thought, yeah, Brock.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: Brock hit that.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: They never show it, but you know Brock hit that.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: Brock's a boy here, dog.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: Read the manga. Y'all see it.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: You know Ash is kind of gay, though.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: No, he is not, dog.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: Come on, dog.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: He was about his business, being a Pokemon master.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: He's asexual.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: He's asexual.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: I'll give him that. He doesn't know.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: He got bitches along the way.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: He's too busy.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: Did he?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, he did, dog. There were certain chicks that like,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, they didn't show up, but I'm saying if
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: I had to fucking be as a viewer, I'm like, yeah,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: that's probably the love interest choice for this season.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: No key, Freddie got closer to it than Mashed did.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: For Mike Carley.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: Don't even bring that fool up, dog, because how the
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: fuck do you lay in the same bed with the
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: bitch and you don't fucking smash, dog? You don't got
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: no moves? You can't fucking pillow talk this bitch? That's
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: the move.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Team Rocket fucking.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: Though, right? Yeah, they were fucking the cat.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Just the whole fucking three-way.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Those ones had a whole fucking, a whole other crew,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: and then they evolved into, like, something else.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: Like, the whole.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 5: Did they catch the one licking the ass? Yo, XG.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 5: Somebody said Robin Zip Hood. Isn't Ash, like, fucking turd?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: For us to be saying all this shit, dog.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: We're talking, like, later when he grew up, you know? Like,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he's... I think he's just.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we waited till he was 18, for sure.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: He was a Pokemon master. You don't think my boy
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: was getting pussy?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: See, how come they don't do that? You don't own
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: a fucking gym and not get laid, homie. He doesn't
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: own the gym, bro. He just became a Pokemon master.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: Once you beat the gym leader, you fuck his lady.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: That's like the rule. You get the badge and you
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: get the lady, dog. I work out for free.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: I get one smoothie a month and I get to
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: fuck your wife. Damn. That's Ash.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: Alex Castro.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: Pikachu can shit wherever he wants.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 5: Alex Castro, actually too young to have gray hair on
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: his beard. What the fuck? How's that happen? You're a
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 5: young man.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: I don't have gray hair, bro.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: That's what happens when you live in America. Since I
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: moved here, I've gotten more gray hairs on my beard
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: than I've ever had in my life.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: Welcome to the water source, bro. Hey, has anybody followed
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: Alex Jones yet on his Instagram?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: I love Alex Jones. What's going on, though?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 7: He just started an Instagram account. Like, his own personal
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 7: Instagram account. He's just wilding and shit.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: Told you nothing's going to stop him, bro. He owns
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: someone a billion dollars. No, a trillion dollars.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: Nothing stopped Mega, man. Apparently, he's out there fucking still
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: conspiracy-ing up.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: Comments are off, though. Huh? You're not allowed to comment
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: on anything.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: What's the point of making content if no one can
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: leave a comment?
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how he's bonding the alpha.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pointless.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: Like the YouTube channels where the comments.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: Are always like.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: Because, XG, it's called content, not comment.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: You don't know the full story, that's why.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: You don't know.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: The full story.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: Nobody knows the full story, apparently.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: Nobody.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Cindy told everybody on Instagram.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: We know the full story.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: There's her truth.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: There's my truth. There's the actual truth. And there's what
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: we told the police.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: Damn! Then there's the conspiracies. So you break my fucking window?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: Because of Alexander?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: That shit was so fucking.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: What is wrong with you?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: In the backseat too, dog.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: I don't need to talk to you.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, you're in the car.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: Do you think when he's alone sometimes he says same team?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: This is all your fault.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: No, it isn't.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: It's your fault. You don't think he ever whispers same team?
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: His kids do.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: Same team, papa.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: Damn, papa.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just crazy, bro. I do get videos of
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: this one guy who knows a bar that he kicks
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: in and he's trying to send me videos. He's like, look,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: there he is.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: I was like, damn. Wild times.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Don't hit your lady, dawg. Yeah, don't stalk him.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: Leave him alone, dawg.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: Let him do his fucking thing, dawg. That fool was
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: just a bystander, dawg. He's a law-abiding citizen. He just
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: happens to see a unicorn in the wild.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: A mega unicorn.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: Nothing's better than a mega unicorn.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: Nothing's better than when you see a.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: Unicorn in the wild.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get into these super chats. Please.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: Luis Diaz.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 7: XG volunteered for a rainbow prep commercial.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: Bro, some commercials are nuts that people have to sign
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: up for them. Like the pants.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: Is that what they're called? Like the human diapers.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Human diapers. Who said? Human, you mean? Yeah, human dolls,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: adult dolls, whatever. Didn't somebody say that they didn't want
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: to do like a fucking AIDS commercial?
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: Hemorrhoids.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: I think someone came in here and didn't want to.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: But we actually had someone that said they got offered.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: No, somebody that said they were like, They offered me
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: to do one of these ads where an HIV man,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: and I said, hell no.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I forgot who it was, but it was a dude.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: It was recently, though. No.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: No, it was a long time ago. It was a
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 5: long time ago.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: I would say at least, well, before Nitty was here,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, I forgot who it was, though.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: Something about a horse, that he was supposed to be
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: on the horse or something.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: And he says, now that I can wear hemorrhoids, I
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: can ride a horse.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 5: Some shit.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: He was supposed to be riding a horse in the commercial,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: something like that.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: It was a good one.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: We should have done it. We never asked how much
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: it was, but. Maybe how much you're doing it for
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: hemorrhoids commercial.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 5: Well, if it's going to be on TV, it's a lot.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: He's doing it right now. Yeah, you're getting residuals, residuals,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: like lifetime money.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: No, there's some things you just, I don't know. A
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: hemorrhoids commercial.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: Who's watching TV anyways anymore, dog?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: I got it.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: You have to promise.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: It's a job.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: If I actually, if I was a guy who actually
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: suffered from hemorrhoids, I would actually do it because, you know,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: maybe get some free cream out of it. But if
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: it's not a product, I don't believe it.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: I better just get money so I can buy as
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: much cream as I want to.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: You have to believe in the product to take the money?
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: Sometimes. I'm not going to go do like a fucking,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: you know, like a pro fucking Israel commercial right now. Okay,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: of course.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: But I'm saying like, you don't drink soda and you fucking.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: I'll do a soda commercial.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: He's not going to do a deodorant commercial.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would never.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: Tell them what you think about Hadar and Chiclets, dog.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: When they're here. I would do one of those.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: I'll do a Haydar commercial.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: He's like, do you order a commercial? Out of the question.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: I don't wear deodorant.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: Why would I do that commercial? That's against my religion, sir.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: Would you ask a Muslim guy to eat pork? That's
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: just what I say to him.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: The only.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: Pinch Jacob, Ron. Get out of my way.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 5: What's up with Donald Trump checking out guys' asses, bro?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: That's your president, dog.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: What's up with that?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: That shit is the weirdest thing he's ever said.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: That's your boy, E-Zone.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: But I'm pretty sure if Obama said it, it'd be
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: all over the fucking Fox News media.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: I'm president because E-Zone voted for me, and me and
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: him agreed we love ass.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, Nitty, you're no longer allowed to comment on American
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: politics as a foreigner.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: Y'all need to do a freestyle on Trump checking out
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 5: guys' asses.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: I looked at an ass. It was E-Zone's ass. It
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: was real nice. We got in the class. We talked
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: on the phone. He said, don't tell Deftone. But I
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: want a bone.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: Get his own on the phone. That's right. Trump wants
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: the bone. Come on.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: And they would ice.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Nitty. It was all thanks to Ray, though,
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: by the way.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: So no one remembers. Yeah, I did that.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: This rap wasn't paid for.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Nitty.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 5: Eddie Suarez, saludos from Renton, Washington.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: Saludos. Salutes.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: Tommy's booked, by the way. Everybody asking for him.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 4: But don't forget, whenever he leaves a comment, you write
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 4: sodies for him.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: I went the other day to make sure people were
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: still doing it.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: Somebody wrote back to tell me to leave him alone.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: Somebody wrote back. They were like, ah, they had a boss, dog.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: Because you don't stop.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 4: You'll do it on your page and then the High
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 4: and Hungry page. And then the We Don't Smoke the
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 4: same page.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: And it just says sodies.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: Sody King.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: It's just different fucking soda brands. Yeah, different fucking soda brands.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: Keep leaving those sodas in the comments.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Speed Minion.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 7: We got Save 2. We'll catch the replay after work.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 7: Next one is from Alex Castro. Hey, Nitty, as a 39-year-old,
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 7: how does it feel to have E.D.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: I'm actually 35 and it sucks. My verga in a verga.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 5: Alex Castro. Hey, Nitty.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 7: Various experts say consuming too much chamoy causes an unhealthy
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 7: obsession with verga.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: You must be fucking snorting it then, fool.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: And then one more with Alex Castro. Hey, Nitty. Say
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: invade Iraq. Britney Spears voice.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: You guys are asking for a lot right there.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to say that.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 5: Pretend you're Britney Spears.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: Let's invade Iraq.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 5: You guys seen the commercial?
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: You guys seen the commercial? In like the early 2001,
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 4: they had her... You can literally find Britney Spears talking
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: about how we should go into Iraq.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: Really, eh?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, it's nuts, bro.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's an interview.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's on MTV, bro.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 4: I was like, we're literally listening to Britney Spears' Oops,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 4: I Did It Again saying how like, yeah, we should
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: go into Iraq.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: You know, America.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: Oops, we bombed them again.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah dog i could not i really thought it was
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: like and this was before ai now i would have
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: been like this is fake no this is.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 7: Legit on michael moore's fahrenheit 9-11 he actually puts that
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 7: whole interview in on the film and you're just like
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 7: i forgot about that shit.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: It's true and it's real it's insane yeah it's insane
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: to think that we gave a fight it's like taylor
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: swift telling us right now we should go to iran
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 4: or not.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 7: It's that propaganda shit when like something happens bad to
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 7: us Everybody's just on board to the retaliation of things.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: It was deep, bro.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 7: And they'll choose the highest of people at the time
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 7: to basically like remote view all this shit.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 5: Next one. Albert McFly. Same team in Texas. Gives us
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 5: the red globito.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: That's right. Same team.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 5: Same team.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: Same team, bro.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 7: Luis Diaz. I was a CEO three years. I'm the
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 7: reason AZ guards are allowed to toke up. I took
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 7: a felony for their freedom to toke. Also took care
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 7: of DMX. I saw a few stabbings.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: Whoa. That's legit. Thank you for your service, brother. Shout
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: out to you, player.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: Who's this?
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: Jose?
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: Luis Diaz.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: I forgot that fool told me that shit.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: Thank you for doing that.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 7: Alex Castro, let the guests know he can get a
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 7: job at Nady's Bar. V & Bs, vergas, and beers.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 7: They're hiring fast, and they got XG as a spokesperson.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck you, bud.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're hiring, guys.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: We got vergas.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: We got beers. Which one do you want?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're hiring, guys.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: We got both. This guy's going to hit up bars
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: to fucking make the fucking ad for the restaurant.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: Hey, buddy, as long as you keep paying us, keep talking.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 5: One Matthew.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: What up?
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: Hope everyone is having a great day so far. Much love, guys. Saludos.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: Shout out to the rain, dog.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: Motherfucking rain.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 7: Next one is from Fernando in Tahoe. Just want to
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 7: thank you for the extra items from the secret menu.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 7: And as always, much respect from Tahoe.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 5: Same team. Does the guest use, quote unquote, soul glow?
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 7: JK.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 13: JK.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: Now that fool only uses experimental medication.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: Currently, it's GLPs. Yeah.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: Honestly, when he said that whole thing about GLPs making
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: him throw up, I was like, damn, I'm so glad
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: that I just thugged it out. And I'm still thugging
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: it out. Like, just not fucking taking any. Because I
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: think it's like the weight loss ones that really fuck
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: you up the most. Like, I feel like the other
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: shit is just like the shit rich people have been
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: having access to for a while.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: Like, what do you mean?
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: Like, certain peptides to, like, repair shit. Like, I feel
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: like that's just like rich people shit. They have a
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: newer way to do it. So it finally trickled down
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: the market. But the GOP shit, like, you know, all
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: you got to do is just stop eating, you know?
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: So it's like, if you're already working out and you're
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: taking additional booze, it's different. But like when he said,
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: he's like, oh, that shit made me throw up. I
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: was like, I know the kind of throw up that
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: he's talking about, bro, where like nothing comes out and
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: you're just because you just feel sick.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 5: I fucking hate that shit.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: Do you use Soglo?
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: Takes me back to the hospital.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: Do you use Soglo? What is that? I don't know.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 7: Soul Glow is a reference from the movie Coming to America.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you guys have ever seen it.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 7: It's from Eddie Murphy.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 5: Anyway, Soul Glow is a product of Jerry Curl Cream.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, nah.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 7: And there's a character that uses it and it looks so, like, wet.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 7: It just looks wet all the time.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: You have, like, mixed kid black guy hair, you know? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 5: He looks like my brother if he was skinny.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 2: Your brother has hair like that.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 3: Skinnier.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: I know the Spaniards off where they fucked everybody.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Everybody did, though. Good job.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: Everybody did. Before, like, modern society, you went in there
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: and you killed and you fucking pillaged.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm glad they fucked the Mexicans, though, because
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 5: I wasn't trying to be, like, fucking five... And then
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 5: fucking like darkest.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: Well, they did give us some height.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: They gave us some height, bro.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 5: You're right. I'm down with that.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: They did give us some height.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: You're right.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: They did.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: But we were savages, bro.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: We were literally chopping heads off.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: Literally just chopping heads off for the gods.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 5: Still doing that shit, but not for the gods, though.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: For the gods.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: It's still in our.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: Bloods, as you can tell.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 5: Hollywood Terp Hogan. Same team.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: Same team, dawg.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 5: Chris, same team.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 5: Vinnie Mac, is that E-Zone or Immortal Technique?
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: Why, is he clean shaved too?
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 5: I suppose so.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know who that is.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 5: I mean, I know who he is, but I just
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 5: don't know how he looks like.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look a little bit like him.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Vinnie Mac.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 7: Sends us the emoji of the questionable, the questionable emoji man.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: Questions, questions, questions.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of conspiracies. I don't know about that one.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 5: Vinnie Mac, hit the like if you same team.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: Same team, baby.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 5: Vinnie Mac, catch y'all on the night shift. Uh-oh, trucker life, bro.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 5: Jose Murga, package comes in today.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: Thanks, E. Salute. You're welcome, dog.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: In rain, sleet, or snow.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to say, if you've been charged
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: for your $ 30 tier, your $ 100 tier on Patreon, just
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: send a DM. Make sure you guys check on that
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: and then send a DM so I can send your
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: tracking number back out.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Sykes. What's up, same team? Those
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 5: Ferris wheel gummies were bomb. Yeah, right?
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: I got those in Vegas. Not really my thing, but
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you enjoyed them.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 7: Tino Santos 420 sends us the fucking pair.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 5: Giving us the thumbs up.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: Thumbs up, baby. Salute to you, dawg.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Nick Sack. Same team.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: Same team, fool. Vivid.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 5: Same team.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: Same team, dog.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 5: Juan Ortega. Freestyle nitty. E-Zone, the Pokemon master.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: E-Zone, the Pokemon master. He wishes he could stay. He
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: could laugh.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: Rewind.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: E-Zone, the Pokemon master. He needs to work faster. Because
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: he wants to catch them all. He needs to fuck
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: them all. He's in love with the Pokemon. He's in
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 3: love with the Pokemon. Get Trump on the phone. So
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: they could look at asses.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: That would suck.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 5: That was horrible.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: It started good.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: I had one in me. The Pokemon one was fire before. Yeah.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, boys.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 2: He only has one in him.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: It was five bucks. That's all he gets. He always
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: has one in him. For 20 bucks, I'll write one
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 3: for the next podcast. Next one.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: He always has just one in him. That's a good word.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: My one pump chump. Nice.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: Benja.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: Hashtag Chamoy boy.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, look, we got an Indian person.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: Benja. Benja.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know if he's Indian. Benja still can't get
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 5: used to baby face E-Zone.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 3: Mama.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: You should have read that in fucking accent. I still
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: can't get used to baby face E-Zone.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: He looks broken. Looking like Browsy's baby. Damn.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 13: Mama.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: Mama. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 5: Well, you had a beard normally or what?
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like for Halloween, I dressed up as Hulk
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: Hogan for this party. And then I'm doing it for Comic-Con.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: By the way, everybody who's going to Comic-Con, make sure
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: you guys stop by A Plus Products booth. I will
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: be there with my setup as well. Stop by both.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: Come by, shop around. There's a lot of limited edition merch,
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: a lot of cool stuff, especially if you're in that
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: Comic Converse.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 6: And I will be dressed like Hulk Hogan all three days.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: So, you know, got to do three different mustaches. I
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: did it just to commit to it.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 3: He says car salesman. He's on, right?
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: No, I had a beard when I sold cars. It
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: was a goatee. I haven't shaved it since I first
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 1: got hired here and I was 25.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen it. You look like the guy on
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: the poster.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: What guy on the poster?
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 3: Like for our flyers. It's like a cartoon version of yourself.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 5: You've been going to Comic Con for years?
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: Motherfucker dressed as Jafar.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: Probably the last four or five years, yeah. But this time,
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: my boy's been having a booth there.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: 110 degrees outside, standing there like fucking Jafar.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 6: A lot of my shit out there is.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: Trying to get in, fool. It's very influenced by pop
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: culture and shit. So it's a perfect place for me
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: to sell my stuff that I have in my store.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's sick.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: Works out pretty good. Get a lot of guests.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 5: You been at Comic-Con, Nitty?
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he took me. That's why I know he looks
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: like Jafar. I was standing next to him.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: Hot as fuck. It was hot as fuck.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: It's inside the Coliseum, so I don't know.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: Why don't you treat him like your slave? He would
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: look like your slave.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: He was right next to you.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 5: It's in the Coliseum?
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 6: It's not in the convention center? I'm sorry, it's not
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 6: in the convention center. I told them it was the
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 6: monkey from fucking Atlanta.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: I went and I was like, ooh, and they let
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: me in. I didn't even have a ticket. I showed
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: up and then- You just walked in? Yeah, we just,
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: I literally just walked in. It was like my first
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: week that I moved here and he was like, come
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: meet me down there and it was me. I got there, me, him,
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: and his girl, we just smoked like a bunch of
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 3: weed before we went in But it's so funny because
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: he's literally wearing the whole Jafar thing, holding the staff.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: They're just like smoking a blood. And then we go in,
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: just walk in because he's wearing a costume. That's the thing.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: The security, they're also enamored by everyone's costumes.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: It's not like that no more.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: They were looking at everyone's costume. If you had a costume,
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: they assume, why would someone dress up this much and
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 3: not have a pass?
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: Right. I'll tell you right now.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: We just walked in.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: When the venue... hires the Samoan security, you need credentials, dog.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: Any other kind of security, you can work around. For
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: some reason, the Samoan security that run here at SoCal,
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: they're really serious about the people on the list. Like,
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: every venue I seen them at, I was like, yeah,
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Let me call somebody. I was like,
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to just wing this one. I don't
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 1: think they watch the show.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: You got to know some key Samoan words and be like,
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: No, just call the Misubi guy.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And just be like, hey, if we just post up.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: Go in there and be like, Hakuna Matata. You know?
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: Just give somebody a rock bottom.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 7: We got a super chat from the Cree136736.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 5: Nice name. Nitty wants some Yonga.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: LOL.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 5: I have not heard of that term. I'm assuming it's
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 5: either pussy or verga. One of the two.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: It's probably verga. Do you mean verga, sir? Fucking figure
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 3: out your Spanish.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 5: Figure out your name. All right. That's all the super
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 5: chats we got so far.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: Um.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: You know what? We'll do one care package. Well, we'll
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 1: do one giveaway for today. I didn't really have time
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 1: to prepare the other ones. However, there's going to be
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 1: a PuffCon vlog dropping today at 12. So make sure
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: you guys look out for that. It's going to be
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: on the We Don't Smoke the Same page.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 5: It is two hours and 23 minutes.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: It is going to be on the We Don't Smoke
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: the Same page. It's going to be on Xavier's page
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: and the Be Real TV page. So make sure you
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: guys look out for that and follow all the pages
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: there in case you don't for upcoming content as well.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: Let me see. What should we give away today? Let
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: me see. You know what? I'll put this... We'll hook
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: you up with a nice little care package. I always do,
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: so fuck it.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: You guys already know.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys already know. I don't even need to
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: tell you. I'll put something together when I fucking go
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: ship your shit out today afterwards.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 6: The winner for today is going to be.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: Winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: Hey, fool. The Verga King wins, dog. Again? Yeah, dog.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: Fuck it.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: Alex Castro won twice?
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: Alex Castro won twice.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: Now I believe you. This boy just said, oh, I
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: finally win.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: Now it's not rigged. You won twice in a row, dog.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 3: It is rigged.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 5: You know what it was?
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: No, you know what it was?
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: He was like, I don't want to make two fucking packages.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: Same motherfucker win twice.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: No, you've seen this, man, dog.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 5: Fuck that.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: Don't be saying shit like that because then they're going
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 1: to fucking turn out. No, I'm fucking with you guys.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: You really spend it.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 3: It's just what a coincidence.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: They're not going to be super chatty. They're going to
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: be like, how come we don't get no more super chats? No,
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: I'll fuck with you guys.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: The Vagabond King himself.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: I'm glad I didn't send this shit out. Email me, fool,
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: since you don't have a fucking Instagram.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: This guy's fucking family crest is just a super fucking
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: hard cock.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: You see that guy at... I know you saw the
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: Gigolo convention.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 3: Fucking... The Juggalo?
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Juggalo, the vlog.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: Did you.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: Was it the same one I watched, but there was someone...
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 4: That had their husband's dick fucking in a dildo.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 4: They casted the husband's dick that died.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: And she was at fucking that festival, like.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: Just showing it off. But did they do it before
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: he died or after he died?
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but he was a huge Juggalo fan
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: or whatever. Did he have a big show?
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 4: He's like, I always bring them to the festival. And
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 4: then we're like, how? And then she pulled out that full.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 4: So I was wondering if it was the same one
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 4: we watched.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 6: I wonder if there's one of those where you could
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 6: just put the ashes in there.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: Inside the dildo?
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then use it?
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's probably somebody out there.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 3: That's nuts, bro. Probably. You could put ashes in everything.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: No, but I'm saying like, you know, like how some
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 1: people be like, well, you're really in me still.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 5: When it busts, it's some of the ashes.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: Just a little bit of, just a little dust in there.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: The dildo busts. That's so funny.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: Becomes like the cinnamon challenge for your pussy.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 3: Yo, you know why that happens? I just learned cinnamon
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: is fucking tree bark. I didn't know that. Hmm. That's
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 3: why it's like fucking wood. It's literally fucking... It's like sawdust. Yeah,
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 3: it's literally sawdust. It tastes good, though. Yeah, it's fucking
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 3: from a tree. I had no idea. I actually didn't
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: know where it came from. I didn't think about it.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: You licked a tree?
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 3: And then I saw it on Instagram.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 1: You know, the tree outside is a cinnamon tree.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 3: Is it? Yeah, go lick it. Yeah, go lick it. No,
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 3: you have to cut it open and dry out the
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 3: bark and then fucking it becomes cinnamon.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 6: Girl, I thought you were in high school or something.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: He's falling so heavy.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: He's like, he's about to go do it.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know anything about America. Fuck him.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: No, but wait up.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 3: Wait up.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: Canadians know a little bit about tree. They got that
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: maple syrup.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: Some of the best.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: We got maple syrup mafia, dog.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dog.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 3: You try to make your own maple syrup, we'll come
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: fucking slit your throat.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he told me there's a monopoly on it.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, 100%, bro.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: Money in that.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 3: No joke.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: All right, let's give it up for our guest today,
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: Alex Osuna.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 3: Thank you for joining us. Fucking.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: thanks for having me man hell yeah where can they
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: follow you at and do you have any shows coming up.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 3: Any trials too let.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 5: Us know I know I'm trying to get some man
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 5: but no, just Alex Osuna comedy. And then I just
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 5: got some Don't Tell shows on Saturday.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 3: Where is it?
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: That's the one in San Diego?
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: It's in Laguna.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 5: Laguna Niguel. Yeah, just look up Laguna Niguel.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: Don't tell.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: That's a nice area.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: Super nice. Niguel. They named it after a black Mexican.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 1: All right, next one. Did he die in the lake?
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: Is that why?
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: He died in the Laguna, so they named it after him.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: It's because of Miguel. It's a black Miguel.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 1: Xavier is that one guy in the crowd laughing hard
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 1: right now. Die, bro.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 3: That's a black Miguel.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: Everybody else is just like, you guys are, you guys,
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: no sense of humor, bro.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 3: These guys don't appreciate comedy.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: You guys don't come here to laugh. Sometimes you're like,
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: my girl was on top of the last fucking joke, dog.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like some shit that is literally on a podcast.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 3: Black Miguel. Nigel. That's not funny. It's hilarious.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 4: You know why he's not laughing? Because he didn't think
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 4: about it. That's why he's honestly mad.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 3: He's like, fine, let.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: That one go. It's first grade. Come on, dawg. Do
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: your shout outs, dawg.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what's first grade. Your attitude. This guy
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 3: never acts like it's recess.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: He always acts like it's time to bring you.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 3: In from recess. All right, fool.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: I'm going to put you on time out then, fool.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 3: See? Fuck.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 3: Shout out to you guys. Number one Mexican podcast in
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: the world. You know what it is. I appreciate you
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: guys for listening. See you next week. No shows?
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: No shows.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking I'm going to be at... Don't. I'm going
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: to be at that show too, actually. Seth Kelly's show, right?
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 1: Is that Don't Tell?
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: Laguna Niguel. Don't.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: Don't.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 3: Tell.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 1: Hooray.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 5: Shout out to God and wifey. Alex, thank you for
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: coming through, dog. You're welcome here anytime.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 7: And good luck on the future trials you got going.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 5: Thank you, man.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fool.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 5: Good health and happiness for you. Likewise, likewise.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: Risking your health, dog.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 5: Xavier?
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: Hit that like button. Subscribe.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 4: We have fucking guests for the rest of the year.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 4: So don't forget 930. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, pull up,
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 4: hit that like button, subscribe. Thank you for coming on,
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 4: my boy. Hopefully, we get you on one more time
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 4: before you die.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 1: Man, fool, don't even play like that, bro.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 3: No, it's serious, bro.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: It's like, I'm not serious about you dying. I hope
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not playing.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 2: That's why I want him on one more time.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 1: Wow, he said, I hope I'm not playing. Wow, that's crazy.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 2: Anyways, hit that like button, subscribe.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: Thank you, guys.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 5: All right, now I'm mad, fool. Yeah, fuck this shit now.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: I hope I'm not playing about you dying. That's crazy. Anyways,
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: thank you everybody for tuning in. Flavors by E-Zone on Whatnot.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 1: There's a new one going down. We're probably going to
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: switch it to next week because I have more stuff
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 1: to upload and a couple of Cypress shirts. Also, make sure, well,
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: I'll see some of you guys at the Pokemon Rave
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 1: on Saturday. So that's going to be going down. Also,
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: go to the website, flavorsbyezone.com. There's a lot of new
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: stuff being added on there. The Puffco Proxy cores are
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: almost sold out in certain variants. So make sure you
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 1: guys get those. You guys know you get a free
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: sample jar with each one. Also, yeah, like I said, flavorsbyizone.com
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: and go watch the PuffCon vlog at 12 o'clock. It's
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 1: going to be premiering.