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Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Episode 1 Recap with Jaime Moyer & Emily Dorezas · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 3: Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome Darlings, Welcome in. It is Tuesday, September tenth, and
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  Speaker 4: today we are going to be covering the Secret Lives
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  Speaker 4: of Mormon Wives, only episode one, because we need to
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  Speaker 4: really dig through it. Now. Those of you who did
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  Speaker 4: see my announcement that Tuesday would involve this show as
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  Speaker 4: well as below Deck med of course, those schedules are
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  Speaker 4: subject to change because Below Deck has been pushed to
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  Speaker 4: Thursday along with the Dubai reunion. So those of you
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  Speaker 4: who are tuning in for that, please stand by. I'll
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  Speaker 4: be coming to you on Thursday. Now, let me get
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  Speaker 4: to my Darling guests who are going to be clocking
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  Speaker 4: in on mom Talk Here. It's Emily Dursis and Jamie Moyer.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, I.
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  Speaker 4: Had you on mute for a second. Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 4: Can you say hello again? Hello, Welcome in, Welcome in
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  Speaker 4: the phrase that's taking the world by storm. But ladies,
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  Speaker 4: one is taking the world by storm. If it's not
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  Speaker 4: Chim Crazy, it's the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives over
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  Speaker 4: on Hulu. If you haven't seen it, you don't, just
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  Speaker 4: listen to our recaps. We'll take care of it. For
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  Speaker 4: you if you're not in the mood. But man alive.
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  Speaker 4: We're here and that's what we're going to talk about.
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  Speaker 4: So mom talk is you know, they got their dances.
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  Speaker 4: Are you guys ready to do some mom talk? Let's go.
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  Speaker 4: Here's what's all day?
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  Speaker 3: That's gone. Get between my thighs, that's go.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, your extensions are in my mouth. They
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  Speaker 4: can't breathe no, get out of my way. Doing our
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  Speaker 4: dances again together, guys, me too. It's been like it's
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  Speaker 4: been like two weeks. Kiss me.
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  Speaker 3: Good way, sweet.
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  Speaker 4: I like it's so funny that their decor and their
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  Speaker 4: houses are just like they really make it look so
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  Speaker 4: bright white, like they're in heaven or something, you know,
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  Speaker 4: just some sexy heaven.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, heaven with like lots of kitchen counter islands, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think it reminds me a lot of obviously the
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  Speaker 5: Salt Lake City homes especially like, uh well yeah, it's
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  Speaker 5: just all of them. And I know I always assume
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  Speaker 5: it's just that they have huge windows that face the on.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but it's the decors too.
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  Speaker 4: But you're right, it is so bright, like why is
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  Speaker 4: there so much sunlight in Salt Lake City?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's shining off the snow. Amals the sun. It
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  Speaker 2: gets what it is off of the snow, like the reflector,
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  Speaker 2: right into their big bay windows and right onto their
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  Speaker 2: very tacky photos of Jesus.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, ding, You're so right, this one's for Jesus.
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  Speaker 4: You guys, get in line, line up, line up, tits up,
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  Speaker 4: tits up.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 4: I love, I'm already. I can't believe after episode one
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  Speaker 4: where we began and where the episode ended, and it
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  Speaker 4: was just episode one like that, it literally could have
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  Speaker 4: been a whole season right there.
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  Speaker 3: One hundred.
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  Speaker 2: I was every commercial break was more shocking than the
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  Speaker 2: one before it, all the way to the last five minutes,
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  Speaker 2: which was Bay new Nurse.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I thought that.
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  Speaker 5: At first it felt like it was they were trying
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  Speaker 5: to like force something, And then I am because the
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  Speaker 5: initial sit down with Tanya and I'm going to get
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  Speaker 5: every one of these names wrong because they all look the.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Taylor himp crazy. Okay, Taylor, you know what, Emily,
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  Speaker 4: You're not only are you forgiven, You're Mormon forgiven. But
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  Speaker 4: also I had to go back. I watch it again
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  Speaker 4: and I had to do go really slow and try
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  Speaker 4: to figure out who's who, So you're in good company.
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  Speaker 4: We're all over.
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  Speaker 5: I made a lot of notes and then didn't look
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  Speaker 5: at that when I started to talk.
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  Speaker 2: You know, this reminds me, gals of when I attempted
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  Speaker 2: the two point five times I attempted to watch Game
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  Speaker 2: of Thrones and I had to make myself a key
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  Speaker 2: and then I would old the wiki page like on
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  Speaker 2: my phone next to me, trying to freaking fake youre
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  Speaker 2: out who was related to who? Because it was bothering me.
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  Speaker 2: You can't, you can't not pay attention.
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  Speaker 3: You can't. It's a bos.
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  Speaker 1: You've on Hulus.
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  Speaker 5: And to be like, we're going to start this cast
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  Speaker 5: off with at least seven people, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That was confusing. When the mom talkers the original four
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  Speaker 4: which I wrote down, there's only four Taylor, Mickayla Whitney,
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  Speaker 4: and Macy, And whether you hear them or not, there's
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  Speaker 4: a why in every single one of those names. Maybe
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  Speaker 4: seven whys. Yes, Okay, we've got Jamie's got a note.
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  Speaker 4: Macey Whitney. It's nowhere near the camera you're showing us
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  Speaker 4: it is.
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  Speaker 3: It just said Macey Whitney, Tay McKay.
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  Speaker 4: Tay McKay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and then there's a Demi, there's there's a Jessie.
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  Speaker 3: There's a Laila.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, there's a male Dakota and a female Dakota. Am
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  Speaker 1: I getting that right? Or is there's just a one.
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  Speaker 4: Just one Dakota, which is Taylor's new boyfriend. Okay, unless
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  Speaker 4: I'm missing something. If there's two Dakota's, I yeah, bring
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  Speaker 4: me wait. And then there's a Jen because Jen is
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  Speaker 4: the one who is the afflec gal I mean the
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  Speaker 4: insurance afflac like that one. No, I'm kidding Ben Afflex
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  Speaker 4: cousin because she married Ben Afflex cousin. She's on this,
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  Speaker 4: but I don't know who or where she is in
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  Speaker 4: this whole show.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I feel like we haven't seen her. Get something
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  Speaker 2: for me right now. So I just wrote down here
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  Speaker 2: Jen twenty five brown hair. That's how I'm remembering her.
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  Speaker 3: Good luck.
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  Speaker 4: I get Wait, Jen, you wrote it down?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wrote she was there, j twenty five
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  Speaker 2: brown here. Yeah, she was there. But you know what,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you're unlocking something.
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  Speaker 3: For me, huge, Amie.
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  Speaker 2: I get People magazine news alerts okay in my yep,
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  Speaker 2: and I got one that said Ben Affleck's cousin says
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  Speaker 2: she's never met him. Yeah, and I and I was
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  Speaker 2: thinking to myself, who gives a fuck? Because I didn't
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  Speaker 2: realize that it was this same woman. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: why does people searching out this bitch?
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I why nice girl? We just realized something.
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  Speaker 4: Line it up. Whoop? Okay, got here, I come. Now
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  Speaker 4: you go, Emily.
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  Speaker 1: Jamie, you go kiss me?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So all right, I know I know who Jen is.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm seeing a picture of her. Don't remember what
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  Speaker 4: scene she was in, probably in that really bright one
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  Speaker 4: when it's the like the group of girls that are like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what we weren't part of the swinging
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  Speaker 4: at all. And I'm like, okay, if none of you
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  Speaker 4: are part of the swinging, there's like eighteen of you here.
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  Speaker 4: Who was when you could? You flashed to Taylor and
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  Speaker 4: she's like, I mean I've kissed all the husbands like
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  Speaker 4: we were swinging. We were. And then one girl who
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  Speaker 4: was there, she's like, I was there and I didn't
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  Speaker 4: know what was going on. Meanwhile, another gal's like, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: they are standing next to each other and like it's
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  Speaker 4: they're getting it on, and it's just all of it
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  Speaker 4: needs to be explained at some point.
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  Speaker 1: And who gave the blowjob for jazz tickets.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out.
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  Speaker 5: But Angie Harrington's ex husband is Demy's current husband.
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  Speaker 1: Stop it, Yes, there's the right, there's this. Yeah, now's
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  Speaker 1: wives connection.
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  Speaker 4: Salt Lake City Angie Harrington.
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  Speaker 2: I watched and by the way, I wrote a correlation here,
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  Speaker 2: I went to just mention, I think that Whitney from
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  Speaker 2: Whitney Rose, dumb me, reminds me of Whitney Rose in
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  Speaker 2: many ways.
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  Speaker 3: Dumb dum me.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, Okay, okay, there's a lot of Hiller villains and
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  Speaker 5: Hillers and.
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  Speaker 1: All that Utah accent. Accent is like, oh, it's really funny.
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  Speaker 4: Talk about a fullings, fully fullings. So yeah, we will
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  Speaker 4: be getting these names down, no problem. It's just hard
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  Speaker 4: to see the hair through the extensions, you know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean, force of the trees, hair through all the
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  Speaker 4: speaking of I did love like Jesse is that I
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  Speaker 4: have a hair her a place called jay Z Hair.
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  Speaker 4: And she's like, everyone says Jiz hair and I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because it looks like jis.
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  Speaker 5: Before she ever said it, I had it in my
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  Speaker 5: notes me too, oh really yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh man, I had it in
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  Speaker 3: my hair.
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  Speaker 4: The dance girls, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: There's a whole the whole culture.
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  Speaker 5: Of influencers in Utah's wild a big deal because and
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  Speaker 5: I never realized it's all centralized there with the Mormon community,
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  Speaker 5: but until all that Ruby Frankie stuff happened, and then
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  Speaker 5: there was like a uh, you know, I forget the
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  Speaker 5: podcast about her is Rise and Fall of Ruby Frankie,
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  Speaker 5: That's what it was, and they really get into like
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  Speaker 5: how Ruby Frankie's parents were influencers and then Ruby Frankie
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  Speaker 5: was an influencer and like people in sternity. Yeah right,
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  Speaker 5: So it's like, what, there's got to be some algorithm
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  Speaker 5: happening there where they're just boosting these people because I
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  Speaker 5: do not understand they're not that compelling in terms of
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  Speaker 5: what their content is just dances like it's not yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, don't don't you know do that
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  Speaker 2: game where you take a shot every time someone says
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  Speaker 2: a word because Mom Tac. I think they think that
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  Speaker 2: staying and keeping bringing up mom Tack is good for
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  Speaker 2: their show, and they don't realize the show is their
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  Speaker 2: fuck up lives, Like they don't have to keep reminding
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  Speaker 2: us of Mom talk.
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  Speaker 3: Like they must said mom talk a thousand fucking.
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  Speaker 2: Times on I was like, enough enough, They're like, when
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  Speaker 2: we started mom talk, I was like, I want to
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  Speaker 2: do mom talk. Well, I already had an idea for
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  Speaker 2: mom talk. I'm like, enough, I'm saying mom talk.
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  Speaker 4: It was there's so much talk about mom talk. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And then and and and the fact that Taylor Frankie
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  Speaker 4: Paul is like I started mom talk, you know, which
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  Speaker 4: sounds ridiculous, and yet at the same time you have
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  Speaker 4: to look at it and say, it is quite the
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  Speaker 4: empire that they built. I mean, it's hard to ignore.
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  Speaker 1: AND's how all these influencers are.
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  Speaker 5: I'm always like, wait, I am ten minutes late to
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  Speaker 5: this conversation that the whole world knows about, Like, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know, well.
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  Speaker 4: Did you know about this scandal when it hit? No, okay,
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  Speaker 4: because there is a part of my somebody had, like
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  Speaker 4: the real moms of Bravo had put up something on
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  Speaker 4: their page that said, like, if you guys are not
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  Speaker 4: following this right now, this is you need to check
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  Speaker 4: this out. And so I went down a whole wormhole
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  Speaker 4: and I saw that live that she was talking about
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  Speaker 4: that they kept playing of Taylor saying like, hey, guys,
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  Speaker 4: you know a lot of people have been asking me,
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  Speaker 4: you know, just like have I been swinging? Okay, here's
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  Speaker 4: the answer. And then she just goes on and so
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  Speaker 4: that I did see that, I watched. I went back
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  Speaker 4: and watched a lot of her videos, and yeah, it's
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  Speaker 4: just in her in sweats with long hair and dancing
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  Speaker 4: with her friends and then showing stuff with her husband
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  Speaker 4: and her child.
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  Speaker 5: There's a part of my brain that just doesn't pay
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  Speaker 5: attention to the whole influencer thing until it becomes either
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  Speaker 5: true crime or a scandal of some time, and then
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  Speaker 5: I get way in yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, here we are.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I do spend a bit of time on
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  Speaker 2: TikTok at night. You know, after I finished reading my Dosayevsky,
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  Speaker 2: I click over to TikTok for about an hour and yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm with you. It's like it's like until a scandal
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  Speaker 2: and then I just so they'll be like, I can't
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  Speaker 2: believe Jillian said that about Taylor, and I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I gotta find out of these two.
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  Speaker 2: I just start clicking everything and then I just beautiful
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  Speaker 2: minded until I fall into a very fitful sleep, not
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  Speaker 2: good rest.
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  Speaker 3: The conflict and nightmares, not good rest.
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  Speaker 4: I'm mom my, mom talked my way to sleep, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm happy it's can be. I'm just happy. No night
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  Speaker 4: terrors here, a lot of night terirs, a lot of
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  Speaker 4: night chairs, a lot of nighttairs. Oh that just reminded me.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god, I just remembered. I
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  Speaker 4: gotta tell Brett. I woke up while on the floor.
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  Speaker 4: I'm under going like this under my bed looking for something.
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  Speaker 4: I woke up on the floor looking under my bed.
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  Speaker 4: Where was he in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 3: He was sleeping, and you were you rolled out of bed.
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  Speaker 3: We're on the floor of sleep searching.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I just made up.
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  Speaker 4: I love that it could be. No, anyway, everybody knows
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  Speaker 4: that I've got these sleep issues. So I'm just keeping
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  Speaker 4: you all up to date on that. That's all I'm saying. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: so let's get back to mom talk. Why you talk
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  Speaker 4: about how crazy I am? Anyway, Let's try aboutw crazy
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  Speaker 4: they are? Okay? So, uh the Book of Taylor that
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  Speaker 4: being the first episode. Loved the name of it. Cute.
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  Speaker 4: She's twenty eight, She's always a wild child. She was
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  Speaker 4: pressured to get married to Tate, Taint.
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  Speaker 5: Taint Tatee or Jace because then somebody else I thought
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  Speaker 5: was into a JS.
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  Speaker 4: So Jase is someone else's husband. Tate is her first
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  Speaker 4: husband got so she was pressured to get married to
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  Speaker 4: Taint right after high school and they got married in
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  Speaker 4: the temple, which is a really big deal, as we
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  Speaker 4: know from Heather Gay, which is so shocking to me
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  Speaker 4: that they were able to get married there based on
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  Speaker 4: everything we've learned I have read Heather's book. Knowing how
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  Speaker 4: sacred and how hard it is to get married in
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  Speaker 4: the temple is so shocking to me, considering that she
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  Speaker 4: was a wild child and she was pregnant when she
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  Speaker 4: got married, Like how did they allow that? So that
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  Speaker 4: that's just odd to.
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  Speaker 5: Me About the parents too, like if her parents are
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  Speaker 5: full Mormon and his parents are full Mormon.
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  Speaker 4: That they have that absolutely has to be in Yes,
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  Speaker 4: it has to be in place, but like the child
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  Speaker 4: themselves also has to have you know, some sort of
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  Speaker 4: clout in order and and you know, to be able
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  Speaker 4: to do that, like you get virginity, I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 4: getting pregnant before marriage in from what I understand in
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  Speaker 4: the Mormon you know, uh religion, I thought, you know
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  Speaker 4: that you can get married before marriage. Yes, she did.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was that was another one.
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  Speaker 5: Taylor just was having sex before marriage and that's why
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  Speaker 5: her mom made her get married.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well I believe that is correct.
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  Speaker 3: I believe my face.
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  Speaker 4: You're right, You're right. She was sixteen. Oh god, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Take up some let's make up some rhymes about this.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like Kayla pregnant, married young Taylor and scary.
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  Speaker 4: That she's the mole skin problem, skin skin get problem.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good, we got that. That's Kayla married, young skin
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  Speaker 3: problem get married. It's it's like a kind of rhyme.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So all right, So now we know they haven't seen
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  Speaker 4: each other since the swinging scandal, and now we know
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  Speaker 4: that Taylor is divorced. It's been three months, and she
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  Speaker 4: already has a new boyfriend. Taylor and Macey meet up
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  Speaker 4: for coffee and they talk about her new boyfriend, Dakota,
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  Speaker 4: who d ms her on Instagram, and uh, they're, you know,
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  Speaker 4: getting to know each other. And Whitney is moving back
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  Speaker 4: from Hawaii.
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  Speaker 5: That Chili lived there for two months, right, and then
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  Speaker 5: they bought a house unseen back in her hometown.
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  Speaker 3: Right, But.
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  Speaker 4: She sounds like a vacation.
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  Speaker 2: That's an extended vacation. Moving back, and two months is
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  Speaker 2: extended vacation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the exact fig but it ate two
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  Speaker 2: months extended vacation.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Right, it's shifty, you know. And she's like blaming it
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  Speaker 4: on the scandal. She was just looking for a reason to, like,
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  Speaker 4: I tail it out of that city.
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  Speaker 2: I thought to go to Hawaii for two months and
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  Speaker 2: if you have the means to do so, and the
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  Speaker 2: house they bought, I really was actually curious.
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  Speaker 3: How are the husbands making their chatterish?
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  Speaker 5: I am curious about that in the Mormon culture because
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  Speaker 5: they seem to have gigantic homes, tons of money.
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  Speaker 1: Are there any poor Mormons?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Good question.
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  Speaker 4: Stand up, This one's for you. Hey, poor Mormons. Here
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  Speaker 4: we go.
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  Speaker 3: Whoo getting a line kiss me.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to say something about that that initial meetup
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  Speaker 2: with Macy. Again, Macy right out of the gate at
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  Speaker 2: the meetup, just as a person who's procured a lot
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  Speaker 2: of insight into reality TV over the years. The first conversation,
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  Speaker 2: they sit down to coffee and Macy goes.
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  Speaker 3: Jacob's not initiating sex very much. What should I do?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, this is what they think they
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  Speaker 2: have to talk. They don't realize that there's someone's so
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  Speaker 2: messed up that we don't need them to start a
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: conversation like that.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: He was like, how are you doing it?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: She's like, well, basically, Jacob doesn't initiate sacs. I'm like,
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: you don't even need to work so hard to grab
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: our interests. And when you do that, we call that pandering.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: You're you're doing that to try to create like a storyline,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: but they don't understand they barely have to do anything right.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't even know if we can put that
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: on them so much as the producers trying to move
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: the action along or.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: A ranky because she was like or Taylor whatever, She's like, well,
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: I was like, so, what's going on with you in Dakota?
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Like I want to hear everything, like holler, And then
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: she was like, well, I'm going to have you talk first.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: So she was like, uh, we're not having that? Did
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: I share enough? What the fuck is going on with Dakota? Like,
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: let's you're the show, that's why we're here.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: I did love that, Like Taylor. During this conversation, Taylor
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: has like an offshoot con confessional where she's like, I
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: did step out of the agreement my husband wanted to share.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: I caught feelings for a man that my husband welcomed
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: in to our house. I was like, here we go
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: with the welcome in, ladies, be careful who your husband
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: welcomes in. So now she's just basically, you know, explaining
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: that to us as an audience. And then Macy we
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: colt over caught. We go over to her confessional and
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: then we get a mom talk shout out again. There
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: when the scandal hit, no one knew what mom talk was.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: I'm like, well, I thought that it was so big
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: that that's why it's mom talk.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: She's like, well, are we just a bunch of swingers
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: or women fighting for Mormon patriarchy? You know It's like,
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, I kind of on one level understand. I mean,
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: what like the whole fighting against the Mormon culture by
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: you know, dancing sexy dances. But is that really the
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: message that we're like, what do we think about that?
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: It's yeah, they really weren't at that point in a
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: war with a patriarchy. They were just doing exactly what
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: was allowed. It's not like they were having a couple
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: of drinks or something, or on camera or you know,
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: all of the fighting happened outside of it. They were
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: just doing dumb dances.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: But the skirts were off. They were in athletic wear athleisure.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: But you can be in that.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: It's just that you can't wear your underwear though.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yea, the underwear, the undergarments.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: But you know, that was an interesting thing when they
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: showed all the other gals over in that white White
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: House and all the white women in the White House,
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: they were like, Oh my gosh, I can't believe how
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: low the breastfeeding garments are. You can like really show
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: your boobies. Yeah, because they're holy underwear. They're holy garments.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: They usually go up to like probably hear, oh yeah,
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: are you guys really bothering to wear that underneath your
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: sexy ass clothes? Are you really doing that? That's what
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I want to know.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gay.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: The other would wear like spandex all the time, right,
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: those spandex shorts.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Understand.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so so hot. I know.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: That's why they had to live in Salt Lake City
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: because it gets so cold there, you know.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Not in those crouches. I think that it's like, yeah,
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: it's like they don't drink, Like they definitely don't drink.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: There's certain things that they do adhere to and then
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: they do the sexy dances and then they soft swing.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: It's also odd.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I do think that, you know how you said earlier,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: who if everyone that's saying they didn't soft swing, what
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I was trying to do was pay close attention to
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: the ones who didn't bring it up at all.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: So basically, if five, if five.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Girls said they don't do it, and we're introduced to eight,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I think we have our answer.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: It's the final three.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: So of all those gals that were in that meeting, well,
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: the TikTok rehearsal and then the sit down, you think
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: that some of them there were part of it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: At least one.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, to be, it has to be. But it's so
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: odd to me that at this point no one is
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: saying who it is because it's already out there, right, Well,
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: I guess we'll find out.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe at the time that they filmed this, it
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: wasn't all all out there. Maybe it was just like
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: the like a blanket of idea. But we don't have
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: confirmation yet, okay, And there will be so oh, go ahead, Emily, Yeah,
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: I think I just need I need to.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, wait, Jamie, what okay, what did you want to say? James?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: I think there are mom talkers who swung, and now
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: they're not ever going to be introduced to us. They
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: would be people we could find by watching the videos
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: and also determining who. So basically, if we really wanted
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: to do a deep dive, which I don't, I would
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: look into a mom talk few mom Talk videos, count
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: the girls, eliminate the ones I've met on the show,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: and I would assume those other four to five hos
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: did it, and then the ones that are left from.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: The video group.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I would then cross reference with the ones who and
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: their confessionals said they didn't do it, like I believe
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: jen or Jesse are also could have been. There was
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: another one now not Macie. Jen Or Jesse said she
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: wanted us and she flirted with my husband.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: So but I think that.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: You could basically there was at least two in their
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: confessionals who did not say we didn't swing, and I.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Think they did. That's okay. Also, I just discover it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: You'd have to cross reference some stuff.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: I remember watching some of those videos. And no kidding,
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: there were probably like fifteen girls in some of those
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: videos dancing, So I think you're right. I think that
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: some of them, you know, got sifted out and then
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: after this canal, we're.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: Probably just were like recommitting themselves to the church or
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: something like that too. So maybe we'll eventually meet them
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: when they're like, you know what, I'm out of the church.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, moving to Hawaii for six weeks and then moving back,
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: those are extended vacations. I don't like the terminology.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Did you guys catch that Mikayla thing where she was
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: when she got pregnant She was sixteen and her husband
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: was twenty one.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Ah?
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought that was really creepy.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: And the numbers are not appropriate.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: That's very old school Mormonism, you know what I mean,
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: like that older with the younger and that's really not Yeah,
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: not good. Yeah, just five years, yeah, terrifying.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't mind the years.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Once she's her brain is fully formed over, you know.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like Demi and Brett. Demi is twenty nine and
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Brett is forty six.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: That's a that's a stretch, but yes, but at least.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: They didn't get married when she was super I mean, yeah, right,
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: So like.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Our Amy and Brett, Brett is the thousand and Amy
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: is twenty one.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: I love that about it. Your relationship.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: It works for us. I love that for us too.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Brayant.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: So the girls are all talking. They're in that white house,
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: and they talk about Whitney and like nobody knows like
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: why she left and why she's coming back, and it's
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: just so weird, you know, it's all so weird. And
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: to me walking away, even just from this episode, I'm like,
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: Whitney is the problem. You know, Whitney is the problem
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: based on what happened when they all got back together
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: again with Taylor and with Taylor in the mix and
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Whitney in the mix. But before we get to that,
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: we do have to talk about how we met Taylor's
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: mom and how this gal just has had it and
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: she can handle herself without even using a curse word,
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: which I was very impressed with.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but she's the problem. Like you want to look
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: at Taylor's problems, they started because her mom made her
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: get married because she was having sex.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: I mean like, yeah, yeah, you know, I mean that's
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: a good point.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and she was still at an age I think
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: where she could have been helpful and just being like, hey,
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: this is life, you don't need to get married. But no,
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: she like went full in marry this person.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like the mom popping off, but I agree.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: I'm like, obviously the mom is popping off, but also
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: a high level enabler as in the babysitter. And she
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: even said daddy and I'll be get the ones coming
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: to clean it up. Taylor is a full mess though,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: as we learned by the end of the episode Disaster
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: and and but yeah, I love the mom's red flag comment.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: And then she deleted her mom's comment. I'm like, oh
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: my god, this is so social media right now.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Hell, I was like, mom, you're that thirsty, you're gonna
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: pop into these comments like that. That says a lot.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: It says extensions said a lot too.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: That was confusing to me because they like I would
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: think Taylor's got the resources and is very aware of extensions,
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: but not for herself, it seems.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: And Taylor's extensions.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Taylor's extensions were wild, and so was her mom's. Her
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: mom had like two different things going on up here.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Shit, I missed it.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: They need to head over toiz Town care of.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Get over to the Meanwhile, Whitney looked greatest redhead, I
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: will say, And it was.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Transformation.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Literally, I was like, should I change my hair to red?
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: That's so much. I liked how it looked on her.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: And so it really did look natural. She looks like
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: a natural redhead and I love it. And it was confusing,
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: you know. I thought, this is a real risk because
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: it's hard enough to keep up with who's who already,
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: and now you're gonna throw someone in the mix who
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: came in with short blonde hair flashbacks of short blonde hair,
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: TikTok dances with dark brown hair, and now you're gonna
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: dye her hair and throw extensions on it on her,
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: put her in a new place.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: We're screwed now that you're putting it that way, Because
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: at the time I was like, thank you, find me
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: some a person that I can see for their red hair.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: I got it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean, at the end of the day,
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: it's all it all worked out for the best.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: But you're right, it's gonna mess us up. In the flashbacks.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I think if you were to ask me, I think
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be Taylor and wit He's season with some
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: light touches from a few of these others. But we're
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: not going to We're not going to figure Whitney because
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I have a feeling and she came in hard and.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Didn'tone notice this. This was stunning to me.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Chase in the car ride had frosted tipsna.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh, Connor, yeah, Connor.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Connor in the car ride had frosted tips. Connor
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: in the crying tender.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Scene, Yes, buzz shaved.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Yep, mm hm.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: These Mormon men go through the hardest boy band phase
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: at a late and late like early adult into like
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: full adult. They go into a boy band phase, and
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: as board had happened.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to move out of the Taylor's mom
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: so we can talk about Connor and Whitney. But I
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: did think that it was interesting to have Taylor's mom
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: be a part of this, and I'm glad she's a
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: part of it because we can kind of trace it back.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: As you guys both said, you know, her mom is
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: part of the huge problem here, while she's forcing her
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: to get married at a young age and so on
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: and so forth, and now her saying like, you know,
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: you're not a bad person, You've just done bad things
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: and it's just a lot of shaming and it's tough,
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: and she's like, have you talked to the bishop at church?
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: It's like, well, you know, at this point, I think
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: that ship has sailed, mom, you know what I mean, Like,
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: at this point, you're representing Mormonism on a level that
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: has now transferred over into transitioned over into mom talk
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: and soft swinging and god knows what else coming down
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: the pike. But then she has to tell her mom
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: because she's seeing Dakota and her mom's not happy about
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: that because he's an addict. I did think her mom
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: is right when she says you should be taking this
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: time to settle down after divorced. I mean that as
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: absolutely agree. Yeah. So, but when you're that young, you
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: just go go go, So it's like you're you're just
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: gonna be talking to a wall. So now Taylor's like,
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: I just take a pregnancy test tonight, And then her
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: mom's like, are you for real?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Are you for real?
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Are you for real? Are you are you real real?
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: You're right, it is real.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Are you for real?
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Are you for all?
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Are you ferra?
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Are you for real?
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: And then she's just like, because I'm happy with the
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: coda coming inside me fulls up.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Happy and then she's like, you are so stupid, and
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: then she leaves. And then let's talk about Whitney and
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Connor in the packed car and uh, they're moving into
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: their new house. So they're in this packed car and
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: they have two babies in the back seat and way
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: too many boxes next to those children. Anybody safety probably.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: It was so confused and not like that m I.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: They're like, like, you need a snack. I'm like, are
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: they talking to one of these towers of boxes that
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: the here.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: Eight solid seconds where I was like, it's gotta be
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: like a dog in a pet carrier.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: There's no no way, got no way back there, no
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: way idiots. I mean, this is what like young even
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: young parents can make mistakes. But like you genuinely have
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: your car packed to the gills with boxes like that
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: next to your children, not one, but two. They're probably
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: making them hold them. We don't even see what's happening
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: on the other side. We can't even see them.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: They can't afford a truck, Gamy.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: They spent all that money living in Hawaii for two
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: full months. Yeah, they can't afford to you all they
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: live hye they live Hawaii for as long as it
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: takes me but tweet root touch ups.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: You know, Honestly, they came back because this show. I mean,
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: they probably would have just stayed there, so obviously that's
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: the reason. I have no idea why Whitney's coming back.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: It's so strange. So uh so they oh my god,
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: oh when they get into their new house and they're like, hey,
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: let's try this champagne. Yeah, and then they're like, you know,
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: it's just so funny because they never tried alcoholic. Don't
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: waste it on us, Like, don't, don't, don't, don't do
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: it now. I don't want you to do that for
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: this show.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: By the way, I'm sure that is cheap ass champagne.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: But then I was like, oh, I wonder if.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: They have drank before and they're just doing this big
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: spit out thing so that they don't get a ding
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: from the church on it, like, because it was very
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: like get the water going.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I can't believe this. I mean, maybe maybe I'm wrong,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: but just.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: The opposite way. But I'm feeling you're laying down.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: But I was thinking back to the first time I
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: ever tasted both beer and liquor and champagne, and I
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: was likeugh, like they don't taste good to the first taste.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: None of it does. Now it tastes like a delicious
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: dream but like you know, so I.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Kind of was like, But then, also, why would you
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: wait so long never to taste alcohol only to do
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: it on camera when you get your new house?
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Od odd?
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: And it Also, it's not like these people they seem
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: to go through houses, so it doesn't seem to be
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: a big deal that they have a new.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: House, right WHOA, there's champagne here? Who would have put
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: this here? Honey? Probably are real.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, like they always do when we buy houses.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Connor, remember when we bought our house for two months
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: and it was fully furnished because it was an airbnb
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: in Hawaii?
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Lout it?
• 35:57
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  Speaker 4: into this first meeting with Taylor, Mikayla Whitney, and god
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  Speaker 4: knows who else. Oh no, Ron bb fun. Actually it's not.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: This is like the mini meeting at the restaurant first
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: and she's like, I got new boobs and then can
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: I touch them? And I'm like, can we just please
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: stop normalizing touching people's boobs in public, like when they
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: get a boob job. I'm just so over it. The
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: housewives do it all the time, and it's just it's
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: just weird, like just you're doing it for the camera,
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: You're trying to be funny and it's just awful.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Like when there's not a boob job, So like next
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: time when.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: There's a boob when there's not a boob job, welcome in,
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Welcome in. So then they kind of, you know, Whitney
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: rubs me the wrong way from the get go. I
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: don't know if you guys feel that way. But she
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: was like, it's very id gaff energy, and I was like,
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I just threw up really hard, like I
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: can't with that type of personality, and I don't feel
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: safe with you that you did that live and I
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: don't trust you. Now I get I guess I can
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: get it. But by the end of this episode, I'm
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: so not team Whitney that I'm left with not I
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: have to be against her, you know, I just have to.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Whitney had me.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: I was on Whitney's side until that final family meeting
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: when yeah but yeah.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: So they basically hug it out and they talk about
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: mom talk again and that's that.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: So that's a little fake. That whole exchange, by the way, it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Felt very fake.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I want to also give a little bit of a nod.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: To the producers though, because like they don't know what
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: the hell they're doing in these first couple episodes.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: So I think a lot of it is going to
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: feel forced.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: And when I I'm only saying this out loud now
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: to myself because I'm like, well, there's so much there
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: that I bet it. I bet it settles comfortably to
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: feel very natural very soon.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: But we're kind of like it's a pilot.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: So it's kind of forced, I think, And that's okay,
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: I bet okay, Yeah, that's nice.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: That's nice. Emily good, very nice.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: So nice of you.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, you're right, No, you're absolutely right.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: No.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I think I think that sometimes. I think we've all
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: felt that in our own lives. We think our lives
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: are normal, and then someone else might be like I
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: cannot believe that you are like this, and we're like,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: what do you mean?
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Like right? You know.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: So there's some of that too, where they think that
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: they're not interesting but they don't understand they've got everything
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: we need right there.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Then the exception might be the Valley, which I think
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: they rolled into just acting like themselves right away are delights.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and they were all seasoned for the most part,
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: I mean it, And to your point, Jamie, like that is,
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: You're right, that is unusual because the people that weren't
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: reality stars prior to the Valley seem to hit their group.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Which a majority weren't seasoned. Well, I guess there's two
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Jack's all three, you know. Okay, So Whitney and Connor
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: with their new hairdos, sit down in their new house
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: and we basically get his big secret told to us.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: And I have to say, you know, him admitting to
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: the tender and being in contact with women, you know,
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: honestly was shocking to me because I really did think
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: it was just a stupid rumor. So I didn't expect
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: this revealed, did you guys?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, I thought I thought it was going to be men. Yeah,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: I thought it was too Yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the biggest shock to me when she
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: was when she said women, I thought he was maybe bisexual.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: And maybe he is, and maybe they haven't peeled that
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: back right, But I did find it to be a
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: shock only because I didn't read too much about the
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: characters on this show, and now I've heard that like
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: one had a porn addiction. That's the only thing I
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: had heard from someone, and I thought, oh, well, that's
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: just in the you know, when you're Mormon. If you
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: have ever seen like, you know, a swimsuit calendar, you're
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: addicted to horn, you know, you know, if anything that
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: we've learned from the you know, Ruby Frankie, Jody hildebrandt
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: PS Psycho, what she would, you know, tell these men
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: is like you have a you've got a problem, and
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: you need to stay away from your family. And it's
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: like they've maybe looked at one video or you know
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying, like they just really So I thought
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: that that was going to be the exaggerated thing, and
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: maybe it is still exaggerated, but to find out that
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: it is really real, that he was actually communicating with
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: people from the very beginning is wild. And so that
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: was a shocker, and the fact that she has decided
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: to stay is also interesting. She feels that she might
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: be judged for that because of her decision to stay,
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: which she shared with everybody at that meeting. But now
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: let's talk about that meeting, because it was my understanding
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: that Taylor was the one that had the big news
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: and she's the one who called the meeting, right, I
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: have something to tell you guys, or maybe she only
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: said that to one person.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: I think Wendy called the meeting because that's why she
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: was complaining that her tender thundergut stolen, which it's me
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: and my husband's on Tinder. I'd be happy for someone
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: to take over the topic. I wouldn't be like, well,
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: here's my thought. I'd be like, let's move past this.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: It's yeah, thank you. And that also clearly not real
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: friendship at all on her part. You know, if you
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: share and this is a family meeting, what do you
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: expect everyone else to do? If it's a family meeting,
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: everyone is supposed to chime in about what's going on.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: She has it all wrong.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: That's why she lost me. I agree.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: The way Taylor handled outing everybody was not cool at all, and.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: So she had me.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: And then when she had that little like temper tantrum
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: about just like other people feeling comfortable enough to share,
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: I was like, Okay, you're gone wild.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: She really believed that, I mean, she with all of
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: everything in her And I thought, well, you are right
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: for reality because you are so delusional and so off
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: the mark that this is going to cause chaos. You
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: are so self involved that you can't have someone else
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: have a problem.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And Frank frankly, Taylor's news was much more wild
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: and awful and big and wild, you know, and she
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: was like you can see her sitting there being like,
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: oh and she should have been more sympathetic.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, but let's speaking.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Of delusion of real quick on the tailor end. Yeah, Dakota,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: don't look like I know, Jake and Jill and how
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: you wrong?
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, are you guys watching presumed presumed innocent?
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: I watched it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Nobody tell Taylor swift, but Jake.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Handsome little fellow.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: Presumed in my pants, This one's for you, Jake, Dyllan Hall.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Girls light it up, n it up, n it up.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Kiss me.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: I mean all they do is just like turn around
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: and like smack their butts in sweatthands.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: They're bony butts. I challenge but all.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: The darlings, I challenge you to become influencers by only
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: putting dance videos up and let's see what happens.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay. By the way, I do feel like.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: And then occasionally like cook on camera badly.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I have seen people that look a lot like me
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: on TikTok lip syncing to the current hits, and they
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: have a good following it, They're like, look at this
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: old lady lip syncing to ice spice or whatever.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: The next time I see you, you're gonna have You're
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: gonna be driving an influencer car.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Not human.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: It's a brand straight out of the motor City of Detroit. Uh.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: You know, when Whitney was crying and sharing all this,
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: it was very vulnerable. It was really amazing, and I
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: love that when she said, I hope you just like
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: don't look at him differently, and Taylor's response was if
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: you guys can get past my stuff, heck, like of course.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: You know, she really had her back, I felt in
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: that moment. So it was really quite you know, a
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: smack in her face that she had that reaction to her.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: And then Taylor in her confessional when she learns that
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: she has she moved to Hawaii based on like just
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: wanting to get away for the sake of getting away anyway,
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: but really made it seem like she was trying to
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: get away from the scandal that Taylor I'm sorry, Yeah,
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: that Taylor had created. Taylor's like figuring that out, and
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: she's like, well, I'm the scapegoat. You know, she's using
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: me as a scapegoat to probably the problems in her
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: marriage that were there already. So then we find out,
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: you know, obviously Taylor's that she's been pregnant for four
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: weeks and it's either a miscarriage or a topic. And
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: the Dakota was excited. They were excited. And then somebody says,
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: either Demi or Jesse, not sure which one. Uh says,
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: are you going to be more careful next time? And
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: she says, I don't know.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you something? You will think. It's so funny.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: When I was watching that.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: I watched I watched the intro twice because when she
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: said to her mom, she thinks she's pregnant, I was like, oh,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: I think she's pregnant in the intro in that blue coat.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, I have solved everything. But then at the end,
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: at the end they're doing the thing and she is
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: pregnant a second time.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Because then when she was like, I've miscarried, I was like,
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: but the opener like I.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Was, I was literally freaking out. I was like, I know,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: I was right. Then she's like then the credits are like,
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: she is pregnant. I'm like, and I was right.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: When they like measure her belly.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: I really wept out a different path at that.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Similar to you, a little different for me, and that
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: I just saw them all lined up and I go,
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: that one's pregnant. I don't know who that is because
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: they all look like and I didn't bother. I'm like,
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: that one's pregnant. So I didn't think about it. So
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: it was kind of a surprise to me. So anyway,
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: so then uh oh yeah Whitney's confessional, she literally says,
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: I can't believe Taylor talked about something traumatic going on
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: in her life right after I shared something traumatic in mine.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: That's how conversations work. I mean, you don't have to
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: make it about you. But it was clear, like what
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Jamie said, like she wanted the heat offer for a second.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yay.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's talk about the Taylor and Dakota dinner date
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: and how this guy is, uh what a turn off?
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: I mean this guy woo Mama.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I wasn't a fan.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: However, I did appreciate his dedication to sobriety and kind
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: of just laying it down, I thought, Okay.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Little too late. He knows she drinks, she knows, he
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: knows she parties, he slid into her DMS and now
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: is giving her an ultimatum. He is, absolutely, it's absolutely unfair,
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: but that's.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Part of the course of Mormonism, you know, like I
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: feel like.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: That's what is the not drinking, you mean, the guy
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: coming in and telling you how right? Right right? Yeah, okay,
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: I stand back, I stand down. I mean, yes, catch.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: A vibe that she slid into his DMS by the way.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: She DMed him back. She said, I kind.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Of thought that she was the initial dm R in
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: one little part of that dinner, but maybe I missed it,
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: but it almost seemed like he said, you slid into
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: my da.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah he did say that, but he and from from
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: how I took it, it was like, she goes, well, yeah,
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: you slid into my DMS. He's like, all right, first
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: time I ever slid into anyone's d MS. And he's like,
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: and then you slid into mine. And then she repeated
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: what she said, which was you look like Jake Jillenhall.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: No, no, I don't know.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: When we have a fresh vision of Jake Jill.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: That's also very true by the way, presumed innocent, excellent,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: but also I kind of liked his Roadhouse.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: It was tongue in cheek. It was very fun.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I haven't watched it yet.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: I highly recommend Taylor. I got a.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Swift I can't. I mean I have. I feel bad
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: enough Genie, and I'm not even a swiftie.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: He's got her scarf in his drawer. You know what
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: that means virginity.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: So yeah, he's like, well, with my past, I can't
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: be with you if you want to party. And yeah,
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: so for me, it's like life or death. And you know,
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: I just slide into DMS and see what sticks and.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Uh you did?
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: So hell you party? Time to stop, baby girl. It's
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: like there were parts.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: Of that that felt adult, and then he felt like
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: a fifteen year old.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: He looks crazy to me. He looks unhinged and he
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: looks crazy and I don't trust him, and I gotta
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: tell you her mom is right relax.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, as we get a taste at the end
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: of the episode, let's do it.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Oh shall we go right there?
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: That's next?
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So nine one one call Neighbor.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: That was unreal. Reminds me of every crime doc I've
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: ever seen.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: And I did also want to say I feel as
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: though that body cam foot was sold directly to Hulu
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: or sanctioned by Hulu. That body camp footage seemed like
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: a reality show footage that they're claiming is bodycam't footage?
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: Oh oh interesting?
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: For like, this is the officer's bodycamp footage and it's
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: the clearest shot of her as if it's a Hulu
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: camp footage.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, say that, Yeah, I go ahead.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: County has a shit ton of money and outfits their
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: police in like insane gear that they never have to use,
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: and I bet that's part of it.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: I will say I am a fan of bodycam footage
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: and I have seen a good share of it, and
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: that is pretty on course for bodycam footage. The technology
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: is so good now, so I mean, you know, look,
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: maybe maybe the Hulu people grab that cop and strapped
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: on you know, a twenty K for twenty whatever. You know.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying that, I'm just saying it.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: It was so crisp, it was amazing, so reality show perfect.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: That yeah, was at the very least Hulu was elated
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: elated to have that.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: You know, maybe they tweaked it and maybe they put
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: some CGI in. Wait, can we talk about the neighbor though,
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: because the neighbor.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Call was so good.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: She's like, I'm hearing, you know, I'm hearing the garage
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: and door opening and closing, and and I'm hear him yelling,
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: I'm hearing shut up, and I'm and I mean, I
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: don't think the kids are there, because you know, she's divorced,
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: and I think they have coustody. I'm just that. But also,
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: you know, okay, man, thank you very much, Okay, bye bye.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Like I think she wanted to talk shit more, and
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: I was like you for a minute, you know, we all.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Need a nosy neighbor like that, though I appreciate a
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: nosy neighbor. Please call the police if you hear some
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: weird shit over here, because I live alone, and so
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: if you hear some crazy shit over here calling on
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: They both are like bite was like, and bye bye
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: to you.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: And to make God to be with you today, with you.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: See you at church, see at church, Shirley, thank you
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: don for calling Mormon super irish.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: I know I'm making him irish. Hey bye bye. I'm
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: gonna I'm not going to go through the words of
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: what they said. Okay, So the cop says, what's going on?
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: She says nothing. She says she's hammered, and then she's like,
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: so is he. No, I'm not. And then he throw
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: me in the garage because you were attacking the grandpa.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: To me, she was launching metal chairs and me, I
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: was scared for my life. I'm like, you fucking piece
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: of shit. Why is she getting arrested and you're not.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: That's what I want to know. Is he gonna get arrested.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: They better arrest him.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he needs to get arrested.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: I think she was wasted and maybe also on some
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: medications from the pain from her current bube miscarriage.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Oh. I thought you're gonna say, no boob job.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, but I think she was pretty inebriated.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no doubt. Yeah.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: And I and and I think that maybe she was
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: the one attacking.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: Well, I think she's sober. Uh, well, I believe her,
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: I think, yeah. And he's like, no, I'm not. I mean,
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: it says she's out there, and she says, I peed
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: my pants. I was so scared of him in the garage.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: He threw me into the wooden thing, so I reacted.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: He came in and I threw everything else. Okay, I
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: totally believe that she did launch these metal chairs at him.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: I absolutely believe that she did that, But he also
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: threw her. She's saying that he threw her into the
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: wooden And if he did any of that or just
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: did that in and of itself, he should also be arrested.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: And I also have reason to believe, why not believe
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: that he might be drunk. I mean it's possible, Yeah.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: It's possible.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, like, I certainly don't want to like not
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: advocate for her. I just got from what we saw.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: I mean I would think that. And again like maybe yeah,
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: maybe they were just like trying to get her out
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: of the situation.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but I yeah, when they separate, which
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: is smart to do, you know, you got to separate
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: the couple.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: But I just don't tell you what I thought.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought they both were in the wrong and
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: they were fighting and they boll should have been arrested.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: And I definitely think she was wasted and threw the chairs.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: At him, Yeah for sure.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: And I think she probably pissed herself because she was
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: also shit wasted.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you know, yah yahs and having like this
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: trem and going on in her body like, there's a
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: lot going.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: On going on, but I don't trust him. I'm with you,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: and I don't trust him either. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: So so in that regard it to me, it seems
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: like it was odd that they were arresting her.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: But also to.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Your point, Emily, there there was maybe things we didn't hear.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Cops aren't just arresting people willy nilly, so you know,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: there could have been a very good reason when she
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: said he threw me in the garage. Yeah, right, correspond
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: with the nine one one call from Donna the neighbor
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: to Carrol the nine one So yeah, whatever the case,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: I was like, these two are probably not a great match.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: So the precursor or the ending to show all the
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: things that are going to happen, I was like, oh boy,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: they're staying together.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, it kind of reminded me of Gabby
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: Petito and the Brian laundry case. Okay, so this reminded
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: me of not even I don't know if it's similar,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: but in the sense that so that's bodycam footage where
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: you can go and look at that, and that's crisp,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: as clear as day, unbelievable. Right when they were pulled over.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: They had gotten a complaint that they had been arguing
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: at that restaurant they got pulled over. They separate them,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: they talk to them individually. The guy denies anything that
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: he's done, and she's crying and she's saying, I mean,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: she's saying, yes, I was upset and I was yelling
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: because we were arguing, and she's being kind of honest
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: about it. They decide to split them up, and which
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: is fine. Neither one of them kind of rat each
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: other out, but they are split up, and guess who's
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: to blame him? And the guys and the cops were like, oh,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: we got a woman who's just overreacting. She's you know,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: because they were talking to Brian like, hey man, I
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: got one of these at home. It was so disgusting.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: So but difference being and this is a huge difference
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: that that Gabby Patito was not drunk and belligerent and
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: out of her mind, you know, like obviously Taylor was
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: extremely drunk. But I guess that's my point is like,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: this is what is triggering for me because you see
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: what happened in that situation. You see how women aren't
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: believed and when so if he isn't arrested based on
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: her accusation of being thrown into the garage and thrown
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: against the wooden thing, whether she tripped or fell against
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: or whatever. You can worry about those details later. If
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: he isn't arrested for DV, then I think it's an
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: unfair situation.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, that I agree, Ivy. But Tito footage
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: is wild too, because she's like, in her face she's
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: saying things are bad, but her voice.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Is saying everything's fine. It's so sad, so upsetting.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, these castine were training I think maybe to look
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: for these extra clues.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:03:02
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• 1:03:05
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• 1:03:09
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• 1:03:11
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