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Perils & Princesses | Ep. 7 - The Eternal Ball · My First Dungeon

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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you.
0:51
[SPEAKER_04]: In the Misty Hollow in front of a crystal clear lake reflecting would be Starlight, you pick up a red rotary phone, dial zero, and you see these Starlight purple gown begin to inflate like a massive cashmere balloon, as your fairy godmother is slowly pulled through the receiver into existence, barrel and all, and lands where they satisfy the thumb at the edge of the ever lost lake.
1:19
[SPEAKER_06]: Ladies, ladies.
1:21
[SPEAKER_06]: We got to stop starting episode.
1:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, never change flow.
1:32
[SPEAKER_04]: You all see flow still balancing a top her barrel at the edge of the everlasting lake.
1:38
[SPEAKER_06]: Shooks over you guys and goes, whoa, you guys all look.
1:41
[SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to say bad, but rough, you look, well, road-weiried.
1:46
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's a bit harsh.
1:47
[SPEAKER_03]: We're sure we slept in the woods the past couple of nights, but, you know, it gives us a sort of rugged appeal, no?
1:55
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean, we, you know, we like straight up almost murdered some rats.
1:59
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry, we don't all just have like a barrel that we could, we could talk after we, like saved a whole town, but you know, it's good.
2:05
[SPEAKER_04]: But would you like a barrel?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, she snaps her fingers all of her now standing on top of the barrels.
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[SPEAKER_04]: She looks right and goes, oh, hey, you made it to the other last lake, this is great.
2:21
[SPEAKER_04]: Everything go well so far, you know, question everything.
2:24
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a good, we got the right, uh, the right King's tail and helps the pixies out, you know, they can use those channels again now.
2:33
[SPEAKER_06]: Well, congratulations, that's fantastic.
2:35
[SPEAKER_06]: What can we do for you?
2:37
[SPEAKER_06]: We need clothes.
2:38
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I'd say that.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, apparently we look road weary.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's the weird round town.
2:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
2:44
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, it's, uh, there is a slight aroma as well.
2:48
[SPEAKER_06]: I'm not, I'm not gonna lie.
2:49
[SPEAKER_08]: I think those like smell her pits.
2:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
2:53
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
2:53
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm here as smells herself, smells Matt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's not Matt.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Matt smells great.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I smell like outside, so I feel fine with all of this.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm on all fours balancing on the barrel.
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[SPEAKER_11]: So we have to go to the the ball, but we don't know the thing and we need close to match the thing.
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[SPEAKER_11]: So we need two things, please.
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[SPEAKER_11]: I'm doing my best to like dig my nails into this barrel to help myself balance, but that's not what you should do when you're trying to balance on the barrel side.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Look a mess.
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[SPEAKER_04]: you guys just see when he is just kind of bare or like clawed into it and it's just slowly tilting forward I imagine you would only look more menacing as you're like slow away Right Yep, very good with looks at you guys Oh, you want the the Bippity Boppity Blue Light special, huh?
3:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey think the times come
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I gotta be honest, there's nothing more classic than dressing up for a ball.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Do you know the theme?
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[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, we need you to tell us the theme, Flo, please.
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[SPEAKER_11]: You can divine that, right?
3:51
[SPEAKER_06]: Ooh.
3:52
[SPEAKER_06]: We'll see, I was actually banned from the Eternal Ball.
3:57
[SPEAKER_06]: Dude, it's some misunderstanding, I would say.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No, no.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I've got to finish.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, until I finish this bet with the barrel, I'm not allowed back in.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You still have what was it years just like two years years to go.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Just two years.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What was the theme the last time you went to the ball?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, last time disco.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oh Yeah, are they usually based on things like that or is it sometimes esoteric where it'll be like the theme is camp or something like that.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Or it's like, well, what does that mean?
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'll be honest.
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[SPEAKER_06]: They did camp so early like before camp was camp
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[SPEAKER_06]: So no one got it and it was kind of a farmer.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They're all king was a bit bummed, but uh, no, it's usually it's usually something a little more concrete like you know under the sea or you know stuff like that night's at the round table Here's the key.
4:44
[SPEAKER_06]: I can't get into the eternal ball, but if we can get to the entrance Elvar, Elvar is the guy is the Doorman the matron, not the matron the the the the doorman the pouncer
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[SPEAKER_06]: Looks could be deceiving with this guy.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You think you could just get around him.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You're okay, get around Delva.
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[SPEAKER_06]: No one's got around Delva.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I haven't gotten around Delva.
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[SPEAKER_06]: But he's usually given a little hint towards the theme, kind of in the way that he dresses.
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[SPEAKER_06]: So if we go there, we can kind of get a little glance at it, and then Bimmie Bobbie Boo, I make you beautiful.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is there any chance the theme is a road weary?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Listen, I'll be honest, they've been doing this for a long time, they might be running out of themes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're running out of themes.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You're running out of themes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, all right, I guess we could go see if Elvar couldn't help us.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And maybe if we're lucky the theme will be something that involves sticks and hair in two-day stench.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Lots of themes could fit that.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: You want to make a bet on it?
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[SPEAKER_08]: With you?
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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we're busy right now, but like we got to have a talk about this.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'll give you good thoughts.
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[SPEAKER_06]: I'll give you good thoughts.
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[SPEAKER_08]: We can't.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, 41.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What does that mean?
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[SPEAKER_06]: I don't really know.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It's just a...
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[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, listen, let's go to the eternal ball.
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[SPEAKER_04]: The key thing here is we got to get close to find out what the theme is.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But Elvar can't really see you because it's kind of a first impressions type thing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They stick with Elvar.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Oh dear, okay, so stealthy ski.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe we shouldn't barrel in, literally.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Well, we still got that pixie potion, right?
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[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe if someone wants to like drone on over and do some sky reconnaissance.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, someone should take the batty potion.
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[SPEAKER_03]: We could all just be baddies.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's never not the thing.
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[SPEAKER_11]: What if that's the thing?
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's never not the thing.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Gun, solution has shit.
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[SPEAKER_11]: No, that's good.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, no one's ever going to reject just a team of baddies.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Four baddies, and they're fairy godmother.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Depfius Genius.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You do have a flight of a bad boy, bad girl, baddie, and bad pet potions from Roxy.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You pull them out real quick.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They're not really labeled, and they have a question of all look to them.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But who asked Shinnable?
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[SPEAKER_04]: You know, they were on a shelf labeled bad boy, bad girl, baddie, bad pet potions.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This can't go wrong.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Even if they're vintage Betty, that circles back around to be cool again.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean, if they did disco last year, right here.
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[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, Adelaide is just going to take one of the potions, pops the top off of it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: gives it like a smell and looks around for, I guess the most bedraggled flower she can find.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Takes a little bit of the potion just like a drop and drops it on the flower to see what it does if it has any effect.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh!
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[SPEAKER_04]: you do a little drop on this flower.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's kind of like a sun star of Daisy.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So it was maybe one's beautiful, but it's just been covered in this, you know, eternal night kind of in the forest.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You drip a little drop on it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It immediately sizzles and the center of the flower kind of like bubbles and hisses for a second.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh God.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And then you see a flash of light and the Daisy turns to a black rose with thorns all up the side of it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Does it have a booty?
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[SPEAKER_07]: It does it have.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Great question.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Important question for you.
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[SPEAKER_06]: It does, now we're having fun.
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[SPEAKER_06]: Well, we have eight but don't.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That is a flower stick.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's just a one leaf that is on the back of the stem that is just for a while.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, she thick.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Round it out.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.
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[SPEAKER_08]: That's really tempting.
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[SPEAKER_04]: The fair got the looks he goes, damn.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's a hot flower.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, hey, I don't know do we want a chance it do we want to sneak up on Elvar?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Do we want to be baddies sneaking up on Elvar?
8:58
[SPEAKER_00]: As you say that Amira's already finished the bad boy potion What?
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[SPEAKER_11]: The whole thing is just the way this is the way Amira this is the way
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, let me or I go ahead and roll me a wits test.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I believe in you.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I believe in you.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I believe you come on here.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's going to tell you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He's going to tell you on a success.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You will have advantage on all wits test while in the eternal ball on a failure.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You will have disadvantage on all wits test while at the eternal ball.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do I get to change in any way?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, we'll find out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Just you, but you're witty or afraid.
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[SPEAKER_07]: So brave.
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[SPEAKER_00]: So Brian, do I get an advantage on that role for being bold?
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[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Not fair enough, I rolled in that 20.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
10:09
[SPEAKER_04]: So, Mira, mechanically, you will have disadvantage on your wits next while in the eternal ball.
10:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Why don't you tell me what happens to Amira as you down the bad boy push?
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[SPEAKER_00]: As I down the bad boy push, Amira's kind of like a Cinderella-esque vibe of sparkles and like shining and shimmering and like you see like they get kind of like Sailor Moon and Bell up in like light.
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[SPEAKER_00]: in a way.
10:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Magical Girl Transformation, 100%.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Make-up looks on point, like the eyeshadow's sick, and they're wearing, like, a, like, jedana-esque suit, classic man vibes, but, like, high-fam-insuit, day-off.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Looking bad, boy is hell.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Day-off!
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[SPEAKER_08]: The cheekbones are popping.
10:56
[SPEAKER_00]: The cheekbones are popping.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Day-off!
10:58
[SPEAKER_08]: They look as though, I imagine, they have just been coated in, like, like, you work, the cheekbones glow with moon dust from within.
11:05
[SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
11:05
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, moon dust cheap bones.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, that's what it is.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Moon dust cheap bones and dust.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, moon dust is not shadow.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's looking good.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm kind of imagining not the look, but just the confidence of Kate Blanchard.
11:19
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, there we go.
11:20
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a vibe.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Confident, but should not be because my wits are better.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, that's how you get up at it.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Baby, this is like a confidence.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Yo, that's called a lack of theory.
11:29
[SPEAKER_07]: There you go.
11:31
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, how does that lack of whits that disadvantage whits appear as you have this like magical real transformation in this badass suit with everything you have?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I, I like have like, you know, there's like long, like those cigarette holders, like cool fancy cigarette holders, but what's called, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like like a vape type thing, and I'm just hitting it, and I look at Madden Go.
12:02
[SPEAKER_00]: Matt just goes All right calm down calm down, Matt.
12:09
[SPEAKER_11]: It'll come around.
12:10
[SPEAKER_11]: You know who you're with Matt.
12:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and I over and Matt nice back smack his butt.
12:15
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh Yeah, that's nice
12:21
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm not weird at all.
12:23
[SPEAKER_08]: That's not weird.
12:24
[SPEAKER_00]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We're right on the internet.
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[SPEAKER_11]: No, it's fine.
12:30
[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
12:31
[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
12:31
[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_11]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
12:37
[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
12:47
[SPEAKER_02]: I think you're for clarifying that now, I guess you're welcome, you're welcome.
12:54
[SPEAKER_11]: When you get the answer to unask questions, you know, nobody asks, I thought someone asked.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, I don't want to know, I'm not even a loser.
13:01
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I thought you all wanted to know a little about me, whatever.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a bad boy now.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a bad guy.
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[SPEAKER_10]: I don't give you my opinions, you don't have to ask.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm an expert on everything.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So all of you see this transformation happen with Amira.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Lookin' like a bad boy, lookin' like a bad boy, but it seems a little overly confident.
13:24
[SPEAKER_04]: You see those, there's maybe a gray lighting to the silver cloud.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Adelaide Winnie and Geraldine.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Do you wanna take any of the potions or are you guys gonna dive into their lost lake to the eternal ball unchanged?
13:36
[SPEAKER_08]: I think Adelaide has been called kind of ratchet and bedrackled enough today.
13:43
[SPEAKER_08]: So Adelaide is going to drink not all of it because Adelaide wants to wait like make sure that everybody, we don't know what the dosing is on these things.
13:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you're right.
13:54
[SPEAKER_08]: You're right.
13:54
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
13:55
[SPEAKER_08]: So Adelaide is going to take like a swallow but leave enough for, leave enough for Geraldine and Winnie.
14:00
[SPEAKER_08]: In case they want in on any of the, any of the baddie potion.
14:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think Geraldi is, is, uh, take it a little bit of that as well.
14:07
[SPEAKER_11]: When anything's, there's something wrong with all of them, consistent with all of them.
14:11
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
14:11
[SPEAKER_11]: It's what's wrong with my siblings.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Everyday, no, I'm going to wait until I get in front of L.V.
14:16
[SPEAKER_11]: So I can make a tactical decision on what I should be doing now.
14:20
[SPEAKER_11]: The pinched on the swings multiple ways.
14:22
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm on one in and a mirror is on the other and then Adeline and turning in the somewhere in the middle.
14:26
[SPEAKER_00]: Teddy, it takes tactics, tactics.
14:28
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going with light, Betty.
14:30
[SPEAKER_03]: We didn't down the whole thing.
14:31
[SPEAKER_03]: So.
14:31
[SPEAKER_04]: Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy
14:49
[SPEAKER_04]: Adeline Joden, can you both also make me with tests on a success?
14:54
[SPEAKER_04]: You will have advantage on your with tests for the remainder of the evening on a failure you have disadvantage for the remainder of the evening.
15:01
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, thank God.
15:04
[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't make it.
15:06
[SPEAKER_11]: My wits are 12.
15:07
[SPEAKER_11]: I rolled a 9.
15:08
[SPEAKER_11]: Hell, at least one of us made a Jesus.
15:10
[SPEAKER_11]: Mine are all 12.
15:12
[SPEAKER_11]: I rolled a 15 though.
15:13
[SPEAKER_04]: I can give you a heart dice, Abby.
15:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Mira.
15:16
[SPEAKER_04]: How do you help?
15:16
[SPEAKER_04]: Go and roll that heart dice.
15:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Tell me what you do to it.
15:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Geraldine's that up on the lingo and is like, she's a little unclear what Patty really means.
15:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
15:25
[SPEAKER_03]: And so you help her.
15:27
[SPEAKER_03]: Adjust her clothes.
15:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I don't think I...
15:29
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, okay.
15:30
[SPEAKER_00]: Do I help first or do I roll first?
15:32
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, roll first.
15:34
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so you want to de-forward your subtracting this.
15:36
[SPEAKER_04]: So Abby, what did you roll?
15:37
[SPEAKER_03]: I rolled a 15 and went with 12.
15:40
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, great.
15:41
[SPEAKER_00]: It's going to roll three or higher.
15:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Lovely.
15:44
[SPEAKER_00]: I rolled a two.
15:45
[SPEAKER_11]: Great.
15:47
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, does that count towards a pool?
15:49
[SPEAKER_11]: Can I do a hard diet on top of that?
15:50
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, what you do it?
15:51
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm pretty sure that's far the rules.
15:52
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
15:53
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm pretty sure that's part of the rules.
15:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Works for me, listen.
15:56
[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, you guys are burning limited resources.
15:58
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't mind.
15:59
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I'd like, do we want to?
16:00
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm okay with doing it for the plot, honey.
16:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so Winnie, kind of no matter what you roll, we're going to get there.
16:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Go to roll that D4 for me.
16:09
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, yeah, coming at you strong, honey.
16:12
[SPEAKER_11]: That's so weird.
16:13
[SPEAKER_11]: That's so one.
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[SPEAKER_11]: thing up or mirror.
16:17
[SPEAKER_04]: By the skin of our teeth.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Geraldine barely pulls it off.
16:23
[SPEAKER_04]: Geraldine as you take this potion explains me what starts happening with your transformation and then Amir and Winnie tell me how you fix this transformation so that it actually.
16:34
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
16:35
[SPEAKER_04]: So Geraldine, start with you.
16:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh man, so Geraldine, she's just like,
16:44
[SPEAKER_03]: She doesn't, she hasn't felt like a baddie, really.
16:46
[SPEAKER_03]: And like a lot of her version of baddies just differed these days.
16:50
[SPEAKER_03]: So she's like, where did the kids think it's cool?
16:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, like, what do we do?
16:54
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's thinking about the fact that disco was mentioned.
16:58
[SPEAKER_03]: And it's like, bitch, lean into the disco of it all.
17:02
[SPEAKER_03]: You see her clothes start to transform into like a sequined track suit.
17:07
[SPEAKER_03]: And her shoes started to turn into like a roller skates of like, she's like roller disco.
17:16
[SPEAKER_03]: The booties poppin though.
17:17
[SPEAKER_03]: She got the booties thick on you.
17:19
[SPEAKER_03]: She got that.
17:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Look, Julie does squats all the time.
17:22
[SPEAKER_03]: She, she's got a booty.
17:23
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, she does, honey.
17:24
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm up our core.
17:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Winnie and Amira, how are you fixing this train wrecking?
17:29
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm looking at Geraldine, I'm like, yeah, you're so old.
17:34
[SPEAKER_00]: I pop a, I take a bottle of rage from Matt's bag, pop it, and just splash it on Geraldine mid-transformation.
17:43
[SPEAKER_00]: You're going more gothic now, I think, and it's not, it's not any better.
17:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic, gothic
17:57
[SPEAKER_11]: That's dad's kind of hot actually.
18:00
[SPEAKER_04]: That's kind of working for me.
18:02
[SPEAKER_11]: That's pretty daddy.
18:02
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm here for that.
18:03
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
18:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Winnie, what's the cherry on top of you add to make this to complete this ensemble?
18:08
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, absolutely.
18:08
[SPEAKER_11]: Because my sisters are a nightmare.
18:10
[SPEAKER_11]: Just consistently.
18:11
[SPEAKER_11]: So there's a roller skates and disco happening and I'm sitting.
18:15
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I'm still trying to balance myself on this fucking barrel going back and forth.
18:18
[SPEAKER_11]: And I'm looking at nonsense.
18:20
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
18:35
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't see a middle way to fix this.
18:37
[SPEAKER_11]: She's going to be confused, which means we're going to be confused.
18:39
[SPEAKER_11]: But Geraldine is our primary mouthpiece, and we are not walking into this ball without somebody that is grounded on who they need to be.
18:46
[SPEAKER_11]: So I think at this point, I'm going to release my front two claws from the barrel and just allow it to roll backwards and I'm going to bump Geraldine in all of that thickness directly in front of the leak.
18:57
[SPEAKER_11]: where she can get like a perfect star-lined mirror image of whatever it is she wants to see that will make her feel most confident regardless of what's actually happening on the outside.
19:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Nice.
19:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Throw it back on.
19:12
[SPEAKER_00]: That's awesome.
19:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
19:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
19:14
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
19:14
[SPEAKER_00]: What a GM as a player booth.
19:16
[SPEAKER_08]: I love that you went with self-confidence.
19:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
19:20
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the real baddiness.
19:23
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
19:23
[SPEAKER_08]: That's the baddiness.
19:25
[SPEAKER_00]: The baddiness.
19:25
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
19:26
[SPEAKER_08]: That was the baddies were the confidence we made all along.
19:30
[SPEAKER_08]: All along.
19:31
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
19:31
[SPEAKER_10]: That was the baddiness we made all along.
19:32
[SPEAKER_10]: All along the way.
19:35
[SPEAKER_11]: So the constellations that Adelaide don't believe exist due.
19:37
[SPEAKER_11]: And I'm able to just coordinate a perfect moment between you, the reflection, and the stars coming down on this lake for you to see what you need to see to get through this.
19:45
[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like Geraldine in her in their reflection.
19:49
[SPEAKER_03]: She gets just like a little peak of her with the water moving a bit of it.
19:54
[SPEAKER_03]: It's her at whatever age it was that she was like, I'm hot and she feels really good about herself as you know, a little lady, but she has a little lady.
20:03
[SPEAKER_03]: And she gets a little peak and she's like, oh yeah, I got my Schwagger back.
20:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
20:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, let's go.
20:10
[SPEAKER_04]: All I want for Geraldine is for that age to have been like two years ago.
20:15
[SPEAKER_04]: It was the last season, it was like spring, yes.
20:19
[SPEAKER_04]: It was the last season of the screen.
20:21
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
20:22
[SPEAKER_03]: It he.
20:23
[SPEAKER_03]: I was looking good.
20:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
20:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Jody and as you flash out of this, you look over and see Adelaide mid-transformation.
20:31
[SPEAKER_04]: Adelaide, what does your magical girl transmission look like as you succeed on this role?
20:39
[SPEAKER_08]: I also think that self-confidence is what your inner body is.
20:43
[SPEAKER_08]: But Adelaide, I'm going to give a shit about none of that stuff.
20:45
[SPEAKER_08]: Adelaide's already had a movie.
20:48
[SPEAKER_08]: The booty does get bigger and she already had a booty, so it's like it's almost reaching uncanny valley proportions, but it doesn't like quite get there, but it is definitely like if it didn't move like water, you might think it was butt shots.
21:03
[SPEAKER_04]: It is a definite double.
21:05
[SPEAKER_08]: It is, yeah, it is 100 of a stuff like, oh, they didn't, okay, they come in that size.
21:09
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's cool.
21:10
[SPEAKER_08]: It's like me when I walk past any full-length mirror in a department store and I'm like, oh, that thing just keeps going.
21:16
[SPEAKER_08]: That's a joke I'm making with a bunch of people who've never seen me in person in a place and made a show for us to down.
21:21
[SPEAKER_08]: I got that thing on me anyway.
21:26
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm really imagining that scene from the Hobbit where Mary and Pippin are in the bar, and one of them comes over and goes, this is a pint.
21:31
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah!
21:31
[SPEAKER_04]: They come in pints?
21:33
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm getting to go.
21:35
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm getting to go.
21:35
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly, exactly.
21:37
[SPEAKER_08]: And then the hair, again, is like an un-buttragling itself, and so the curls, which had been a little bit improved, and like, de-matted by the pin, or now, like,
21:50
[SPEAKER_08]: fully moisturized, fully popping, she has got that carols daughter, she has got that kinky curly, like the curls are going.
21:59
[SPEAKER_08]: She is in what I can only describe as an outfit that one might wear to watch the professional NBA player boy friend, if you're sitting for a
22:12
[SPEAKER_11]: Well, there's such a clear middle image for me.
22:15
[SPEAKER_08]: That's true.
22:16
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, baby.
22:17
[SPEAKER_11]: Holy shit.
22:18
[SPEAKER_00]: To him.
22:18
[SPEAKER_00]: That's so good.
22:20
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh.
22:20
[SPEAKER_08]: Like trying to look like she didn't try hard.
22:23
[SPEAKER_08]: But there's no way you take that long to get in a skirt.
22:25
[SPEAKER_08]: That tight if you didn't make some effort.
22:28
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
22:29
[SPEAKER_08]: Cute crop top.
22:30
[SPEAKER_08]: The hair is going.
22:31
[SPEAKER_08]: The face is great.
22:33
[SPEAKER_08]: She kind of smells like what people say.
22:35
[SPEAKER_08]: Rihanna smells like, which is a scent that none of us know, because we'll never be in the room.
22:39
[SPEAKER_08]: But like, she kind of smells like that.
22:42
[SPEAKER_04]: It's the stuff dreams are made of kid.
22:46
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's like amazing.
22:47
[SPEAKER_08]: Right there, I was like, ah, you know when you've been an elevator with Rihanna, and I'm like, I would never leave.
22:52
[SPEAKER_08]: Do you?
22:53
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
22:54
[SPEAKER_08]: And then, you notice, I wonder for Canine's, you do notice that there is now a jeweled tooth.
23:04
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
23:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Red.
23:06
[SPEAKER_08]: The jewel is like a piece of candy.
23:08
[SPEAKER_08]: Like if someone didn't emoji of like what a piece of candy looks like,
23:12
[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, it's like right there when you're on your K-90s.
23:16
[SPEAKER_08]: And it shines every time the lady gets it.
23:19
[SPEAKER_11]: But dazzle.
23:20
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
23:22
[SPEAKER_11]: But dazzle K-9.
23:23
[SPEAKER_11]: Yep.
23:23
[SPEAKER_04]: But dazzle K-9.
23:28
[SPEAKER_04]: As you guys all come out of this this magical transformation fully transformed into like party attire or at least party attire of some form who knows if it's the theme, but it's certainly like ready to go to a party Ready to boogie fair godman who goes all right y'all looking hot Winnie we're gonna get you there With the clothes you look good kid the eyebrows like squint when I'm just at whatever not gonna argue We got stuff to do
23:56
[SPEAKER_06]: Listen, I've been on this barrel for 200 years.
23:58
[SPEAKER_06]: I can still be sometimes.
23:59
[SPEAKER_06]: I haven't had a good bet in three years.
24:01
[SPEAKER_06]: It's crazy.
24:02
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, we're going to fix it.
24:04
[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to come up with something.
24:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's get to the ball.
24:06
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's try to real quick reconnaissance see what Elvars theme is right now.
24:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Get your ability, Bobbiode.
24:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Get you in that party, okay?
24:13
[SPEAKER_04]: It's do it.
24:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks, Flo.
24:15
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
24:16
[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody follow me.
24:17
[SPEAKER_04]: And she dives barrel first into the lake.
24:20
[SPEAKER_03]: Geraldine's going to leave her barrel on the shore.
24:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Fur government's head pops up.
24:27
[SPEAKER_04]: All right, little rude, but, you know, whatever.
24:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wow.
24:30
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a gift.
24:31
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a gift.
24:32
[SPEAKER_03]: It had hard to carry around, you know?
24:34
[SPEAKER_06]: I'll just fuck with you.
24:35
[SPEAKER_03]: All right, let's go.
24:41
[SPEAKER_04]: you guys dive into the everlasting lake.
24:44
[SPEAKER_04]: And for a moment, you think is going to be like a splash or a hit of cold water instead, just opens up around you as the, fay presence of the hair clip on Adelaide's hair, kind of like expands around you into a bubble.
24:58
[SPEAKER_04]: It brings you like softly and smoothly down to the bottom of the lake and almost through a kind of like mirror at the bottom like you see a moment where it stops you float back up where you would see the surface of the lake above you, but instead of surfacing where you were, you now pass while moving vertically, now pass horizontally through a massive standing mirror and as you emerge you see, fantastic.
25:22
[SPEAKER_04]: And massive columns that stretch into the sky as if they would house some kind of ceiling But there is no ceiling above you.
25:31
[SPEAKER_04]: They just stretch on into infinity until like cloud work and into mist as you see the massive gated gilded entrance of the eternal ball
25:41
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a line of people stretch their all in various costumes and fancy ball attire, but all with wildly different ideas of what they think the theme is.
25:49
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh good, they're just like us.
25:51
[SPEAKER_04]: They've come like dressed to impress, but clearly don't have an invitation and they're just trying to get their way in.
25:58
[SPEAKER_04]: And at the front, you see a very slight, very pale, almost blue, fairy man, tall, pointy ears and a blue pencil thin mustache.
26:11
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, okay.
26:14
[SPEAKER_11]: All right.
26:14
[SPEAKER_11]: We see what's up in the way.
26:15
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
26:16
[SPEAKER_04]: You see him off in the distance.
26:17
[SPEAKER_04]: He has a very like severe look on his face as he is just kind of giving a very curtain odd to everyone who approaches.
26:24
[SPEAKER_04]: You see like there's like under the sea attire.
26:27
[SPEAKER_04]: There's like nights at the round table attire.
26:29
[SPEAKER_04]: There's baseball.
26:31
[SPEAKER_04]: A bunch of different swings.
26:33
[SPEAKER_04]: No pun intended.
26:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but pun
26:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my gosh, I don't know who wants to if you want to try to like approach Elvar and try to figure out what this theme is.
26:45
[SPEAKER_04]: Anyone wants to make a grace check to try to like sneak up.
26:49
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to try.
26:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Not even close.
26:54
[SPEAKER_11]: Clare a fine question.
26:55
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
26:56
[SPEAKER_11]: Do I have to sneak up or can I just walk up?
26:58
[SPEAKER_04]: You could just walk up if you want.
26:59
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
26:59
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just going to walk.
27:00
[SPEAKER_04]: I will say the thing that the fairy godmother warned you of is like first impressions count with Elvar that doesn't mean they can't be overcome.
27:06
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what?
27:07
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep, I'm gonna walk up.
27:08
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
27:09
[SPEAKER_08]: I feel like when he's got, it didn't matter what the rest of it's going on.
27:13
[SPEAKER_08]: I think when he's got it.
27:16
[SPEAKER_00]: When he's planning it again.
27:17
[SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for this.
27:19
[SPEAKER_04]: Joeden starts like sneaking up along this line and then all of a sudden you trip over someone's extremely long train with a dress that is octopus themed.
27:29
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not entirely sure what they were hoping for with that one.
27:33
[SPEAKER_04]: And when you approach very quickly as everyone around you kind of is like looking at you like, what is this what theme are they going for?
27:39
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it's a road
27:45
[SPEAKER_11]: And everyone, where you're outside clothes, outside clothes, they was just outside.
27:51
[SPEAKER_11]: No, I'm just, it's, it's, it's, it's not, there's zero shame.
27:54
[SPEAKER_11]: It's full intentionality.
27:56
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm almost judging all of these people that showed up and didn't know the thing, because how disrespectful are you, and I'm just going to directly approach.
28:02
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm going straight for it.
28:03
[SPEAKER_04]: You walk straight up to Elvar, everyone else kind of like just parts, because no one else is approaching Elvar in this way.
28:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Immediately he kind of looks up and down because you a very like stern expression But I think you immediately clocked that he does appreciate someone just coming straight up to him He's like, oh, I'm not used to this.
28:19
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the energy I'm usually getting and it's refreshing I'll take that a run Yes How many I hope you today?
28:28
[SPEAKER_11]: Good evening.
28:28
[SPEAKER_11]: You are Lvar the renowned guard of the door correct
28:32
[SPEAKER_04]: quite renowned indeed and you see absolutely snappy like perfect dress is wearing a tuxedo that is like to the nine's perfect.
28:41
[SPEAKER_04]: He has a very tight white bow tie and his pocket square is a night sky.
28:48
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that is delicious.
28:50
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm going to push you for one more piece of information.
28:52
[SPEAKER_11]: So just really fast with that response.
28:55
[SPEAKER_11]: Winnie is just going to almost recognize where I am in the ferro pecking order here.
29:01
[SPEAKER_11]: I am submissive to this particular individual.
29:04
[SPEAKER_11]: So it's just going to be a bow a quick drop of my head and almost like a step back in recognition that this predator is just higher tier than I am at least in this moment.
29:12
[SPEAKER_11]: And then I want to ask you, what are three things that he smells like?
29:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, you, so you approach, you give this immediate, reanna, reanna, reanna, reanna, you approach, you give this immediate bow and this bit of submission.
29:30
[SPEAKER_04]: And you see that this like the law of the jungle is very much being applied in this moment.
29:36
[SPEAKER_04]: He gives you kind of like a small curve, but respectful nod as you kind of like make the small introduction.
29:42
[SPEAKER_04]: He smells,
29:44
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, it's such a good question.
29:46
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, one of the things he does definitely smell like Rihanna.
29:49
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
29:50
[SPEAKER_11]: He's valid as he should.
29:51
[SPEAKER_04]: The second thing he smells like.
29:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, I really want to honor this.
29:58
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow, you broke Brian.
30:00
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this is such a good question.
30:02
[SPEAKER_00]: GM crime.
30:03
[SPEAKER_10]: I love it.
30:08
[SPEAKER_04]: in the fair realm you get this sense of the first thing you smell, Rihanna, the second thing you smell is a very light kind of perfume.
30:17
[SPEAKER_04]: It's nothing particularly noteworthy, but it is something that is just like pleasant to your nose.
30:22
[SPEAKER_04]: And the third thing you smell is not a scent, but as you smell it.
30:26
[SPEAKER_04]: It goes into your nostrils and it triggers rather than sent it triggers memory.
30:31
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh God!
30:32
[SPEAKER_04]: And the memory that you get triggered is a night in your youth, laying out over a clear night sky, and just looking up and watching shooting stars.
30:43
[SPEAKER_04]: Whoa!
30:46
[SPEAKER_11]: Wow, you stuck the landing on that one honey.
30:48
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
30:48
[SPEAKER_04]: I got there eventually.
30:50
[SPEAKER_11]: You stuck the landing on that one.
30:51
[SPEAKER_11]: Both feet, 10 out of 10 on that one.
30:53
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
30:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Elver looks at you and goes,
30:57
[SPEAKER_05]: I see you've not got in the memo of the dress code for this evening.
31:02
[SPEAKER_11]: No, my name is Princess Winnerford Winnie from Golden Falls and I did not want to disrespect the court or your etiquette by appearing absent the required dress co-sign here to make that inquiry so that can come into a compliance and gain an invitation.
31:17
[SPEAKER_11]: Go ahead and roll me a wits check y'all sent thoughts and prayers and I will I will grant you advantage on this Thank you guys Let's go say I get those heart dice ready if we need them Whoa, I'm gonna take a picture of it.
31:32
[SPEAKER_11]: It's the one out the
31:37
[SPEAKER_04]: You see, Elvar pulls out a placard, like a car, like a name card, immediately writes your name on it and hands it to you.
31:45
[SPEAKER_04]: And it has an invitation.
31:47
[SPEAKER_04]: And you see on the invitation has a bunch of information about, like, hear you hear your invitation to the Eternal Ball.
31:53
[SPEAKER_04]: The theme this year is the celestial sky and constellations above.
31:58
[SPEAKER_04]: But he doesn't even give you really time to read that, because he looks at you, he pulls the handkerchief out of his own pocket, and stuffs it into your pocket.
32:09
[SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't even put it anywhere like that is noteworthy.
32:10
[SPEAKER_04]: It just kind of puts it to you, stuffs it in a pocket, and goes, I believe that will be fine for you.
32:16
[SPEAKER_05]: The Earl King very much appreciates those with spirit.
32:22
[SPEAKER_05]: And I believe you have that in spades, my darling.
32:27
[SPEAKER_11]: When he doesn't blush, but when he is blushing, he comes in really close.
32:34
[SPEAKER_04]: He goes, tell your friends to get dressed on that you in post-taste.
32:40
[SPEAKER_04]: Give to the little wink.
32:41
[SPEAKER_11]: I step back with a polite knot, and I'm going to start just stepping away.
32:45
[SPEAKER_11]: Always the three steps backwards before you turn your back on an individual of this, you know, magnitude.
32:50
[SPEAKER_00]: as you're stepping away.
32:51
[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it's like, we need you.
32:53
[SPEAKER_00]: You get a plus three?
32:54
[SPEAKER_11]: What's up?
32:55
[SPEAKER_00]: I can't get you.
32:56
[SPEAKER_11]: Can we come?
32:57
[SPEAKER_11]: We, we're all good.
32:58
[SPEAKER_00]: It's a good.
32:59
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm turning around and give like a quick snarl.
33:01
[SPEAKER_11]: Like, I was working on it.
33:03
[SPEAKER_11]: But, yes.
33:04
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
33:05
[SPEAKER_11]: I have the theme and we have an invitation now and it covers all of us.
33:10
[SPEAKER_04]: As you run back, you see, you are getting dirty looks from everybody along the side.
33:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Who's still like, didn't hear the conversation of what the theme is.
33:18
[SPEAKER_04]: They're like, everyone was trying to get in.
33:19
[SPEAKER_04]: All professional Eve droppers trying to like, understand what the theme is.
33:22
[SPEAKER_04]: None of them got it.
33:24
[SPEAKER_04]: The fairy godmother pulls you guys aside, goes, all right, you ready for some stars?
33:27
[SPEAKER_06]: Honies.
33:28
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's do it.
33:29
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, flow.
33:31
[SPEAKER_04]: And for a moment you see your fairy godmother as you maybe haven't seen her in some time do some proper fairy magic and her fairy magic She pulls out a star studded wand literally not a star like a pointed star like you would see on a child's plaything Rather you see a star of these celestial sky stuck to the end of a stick and she begins to wave it around
34:00
[SPEAKER_04]: All of your baddie outfits become emblazoned with stars and sparkles and constellations and jet black like accents that if you look into for too long you realize you were looking into infinity.
34:14
[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, these are gorgeous.
34:17
[SPEAKER_04]: I think Winnie as the spell kind of goes over you, do you want a transformation to happen or in this moment do you want to stay as you are?
34:25
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I'll take a transformation when it can get cute for once.
34:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Hell yeah, what is your Biffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-Buffy-
34:35
[SPEAKER_11]: So I think the Bippity Boppity to move from the Bippity Boppity blue blue special is I actually just get a dorned in an all black jumpsuit because of course I'm going to go on all fours at some point I can't be in a dress I don't have time for that.
34:48
[SPEAKER_11]: So it's an all black this infinity dark black just velvety jumpsuit with no stars on it which feels weird it doesn't feel on things suddenly I'm out of the kind of like the parameter's expectation.
35:00
[SPEAKER_11]: But all those tattoos that I have all around me, they all begin to glow.
35:05
[SPEAKER_11]: And the tattoos begin to move on my skin.
35:08
[SPEAKER_05]: Whoa.
35:09
[SPEAKER_11]: The constellations move you know my skin from around like the black jumpsuit.
35:13
[SPEAKER_11]: That's nice.
35:13
[SPEAKER_08]: How come there's all these little pictures and stuff?
35:16
[SPEAKER_08]: And all the star pictures.
35:17
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I'm going to kill her.
35:20
[SPEAKER_08]: Exactly.
35:20
[SPEAKER_08]: So cute.
35:23
[SPEAKER_11]: So cute.
35:24
[SPEAKER_04]: So cute.
35:25
[SPEAKER_11]: So brave.
35:26
[SPEAKER_11]: So brave.
35:27
[SPEAKER_11]: It's so brave.
35:28
[SPEAKER_04]: When a your transformation is complete with all of these pictures and constellations, and even the pieces of the suit that remain momentarily just that vantoblack, is a color that draws people in.
35:40
[SPEAKER_04]: They want to look closer to see, is there something there?
35:43
[SPEAKER_04]: Is there something hidden there?
35:45
[SPEAKER_04]: and you guys begin to walk forward through and as you pass Elvar flashing your invitation, the doors themselves with a smile from this door man open up and you are admitted into the eternal ball.
36:05
[SPEAKER_00]: As you pass out, I give him like a little hand shake and I leave the old equipment card from the pixies that I had in his hand.
36:14
[SPEAKER_05]: Have you ever made a card from Queen Go Deneas?
36:16
[SPEAKER_05]: Alright.
36:18
[SPEAKER_00]: That's for you, Big Guy.
36:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Is this trash?
36:22
[SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, don't worry.
36:24
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll come in handy one day.
36:25
[SPEAKER_00]: Enjoy.
36:27
[SPEAKER_11]: He doesn't have the gift.
36:28
[SPEAKER_11]: He holds in his hands.
36:29
[SPEAKER_11]: He doesn't know.
36:30
[SPEAKER_04]: He looks at Winnie and is like, you know, maybe this is worth it.
36:33
[SPEAKER_04]: You see him shove it in his inside rest part.
36:36
[SPEAKER_04]: He pulls out like a business card holder and puts it in the business card holder.
36:38
[SPEAKER_11]: That feels so valid for him.
36:40
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
36:43
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
36:45
[SPEAKER_05]: Flow, you know with the rules, you've got to another couple of years.
36:50
[SPEAKER_02]: I swear, said you let your photos flow.
36:55
[SPEAKER_02]: Have a good time, kids.
36:58
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I love her.
36:59
[SPEAKER_04]: I love you, Flo.
37:00
[SPEAKER_08]: Have fun.
37:00
[SPEAKER_04]: And the fairy godmother disappears.
37:03
[SPEAKER_08]: Don't make any more... She's gone.
37:05
[SPEAKER_11]: Right.
37:05
[SPEAKER_11]: Don't do the... Straight to Vegas.
37:08
[SPEAKER_11]: Straight to Vegas.
37:10
[SPEAKER_11]: On that barrel.
37:16
[SPEAKER_04]: You guys entered the first section of the Eternal Ball, which is styled as if it is dawn.
37:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Everything around here, the light in this place, feels like that red orange light just cresting over a hillside.
37:29
[SPEAKER_04]: And everything around here is a beautiful garden.
37:31
[SPEAKER_04]: People are just like milling about.
37:33
[SPEAKER_04]: There are many, say, walking around, just kind of like chattering and gossiping.
37:38
[SPEAKER_04]: And you see a number of like, everyone is dressed to the nines.
37:41
[SPEAKER_04]: Everyone is very much in theme lots of like stars
37:46
[SPEAKER_04]: either in their hair, on their skin, on their jumpsuits, and dresses, and gowns, and suits.
37:51
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a couple of with top hats that have just like bright stars on top, and you see this gorgeous little area.
37:57
[SPEAKER_04]: You see this number of fay that are playing, the best you can describe is croquet.
38:03
[SPEAKER_04]: But you watch for even a couple of seconds, and it seems like you don't understand the rules of the scoring, and it seems like mostly what they're trying to do is just hit the ball with the
38:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and that seems to be what is scoring in some way.
38:18
[SPEAKER_04]: You see, in that area, there is one particular like, very Prince Charming, just like classic Prince Charming looking guy like flowing blonde locks.
38:27
[SPEAKER_04]: He's got the suit that has like the big kind of like puffs on the shoulders.
38:30
[SPEAKER_04]: You see him hit a croquet mallet and like spin around, does flips and the ball goes through like a number of wickets in his exact pattern spelling out what seems to be
38:42
[SPEAKER_04]: And then a small round of golf applause.
38:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yes, yes, yes, I'm all very good.
38:48
[SPEAKER_04]: Very good, yeah.
38:49
[SPEAKER_04]: And you see near him, there is a woman who is kind of looking on at him very kind and very tenderly and behind that woman is like a kind of like a handmaiden or some kind of mouse to your woman who is like holding a ledger like almost like a date book and is falling long a few steps behind.
39:12
[SPEAKER_04]: you see a bunch of people as you enter this element of the fay ball.
39:16
[SPEAKER_04]: What are you guys doing?
39:17
[SPEAKER_04]: You see, often the distance there seems to be like another room or section, but each of these sections is like the size of a football field.
39:24
[SPEAKER_04]: This is not just like in a small entrance garden.
39:28
[SPEAKER_04]: This is massive.
39:30
[SPEAKER_11]: Brian, just a little quick cursory look.
39:31
[SPEAKER_11]: Does it feel like this ball is completely untouched by the candy curse?
39:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think it is very noteworthy that as you come in here, you see no semblance of the candy curse.
39:41
[SPEAKER_04]: I think when you even with your sense of smell, you smell sweets, but you smell like phase sweets.
39:47
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not smelling that very particular smell of that cursed candy.
39:51
[SPEAKER_11]: Wow, they really are out of space and time out here.
39:53
[SPEAKER_11]: That could be, I'm thinking to myself, like that could complicate things.
39:56
[SPEAKER_11]: If they're not extending sympathy, it was happening outside of their own little mini reality here.
40:02
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, but they have to know about it.
40:04
[SPEAKER_11]: They would have to.
40:05
[SPEAKER_11]: So in character.
40:06
[SPEAKER_11]: This, this ball doesn't seem like it's been touched by the curse at all.
40:10
[SPEAKER_11]: The pixies, even their food, was being compromised in, uh, salines, village.
40:16
[SPEAKER_11]: Everyone's dying.
40:18
[SPEAKER_11]: Everything here looks vibrant and untouched and completely unmolested by this curse.
40:22
[SPEAKER_11]: Can't even smell it here.
40:23
[SPEAKER_00]: It's really nice, someone.
40:24
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'll go ask someone Adelaide walks in a way in which she like is milliliters away from that butt just bumping into everybody at every second almost like you would wonder if like her lower back is like having a complication.
40:40
[SPEAKER_04]: So she walks up to like are there are there there there there's people like serving drinks and things like that and is there like a drinks table or like a yeah there This seems to be like an opening salvo of what the party is so you see that there are people like going like passing around with like silver platters with drinks and stuff You don't see like a feast or anything later.
41:01
[SPEAKER_04]: It's all like orders and and small pastos like apps
41:05
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, perfect.
41:06
[SPEAKER_08]: So Adelaide kind of looks over and sees one of the servers going up to like a large group and so she goes to like a blend in with the group and grabs a glass off of the off of the serving tray and is like thinking the server while also kind of listening in on what everyone there like what those conversations are.
41:30
[SPEAKER_08]: She kind of like tries to blend in with the
41:34
[SPEAKER_04]: I've got a little gossip table here.
41:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey!
41:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Why don't you roll a D6 for me?
41:40
[SPEAKER_03]: I've never known that I wanted that to be part of a game so bad.
41:44
[SPEAKER_03]: So badly.
41:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
41:46
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
41:47
[SPEAKER_03]: C-table.
41:49
[SPEAKER_03]: C-table.
41:49
[SPEAKER_03]: I agree.
41:52
[SPEAKER_08]: I rolled a four.
41:55
[SPEAKER_03]: What's the 4-1-1, Brian?
41:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, hey!
41:59
[SPEAKER_08]: There it is.
41:59
[SPEAKER_11]: What's the 4-1-1-1?
42:00
[SPEAKER_11]: What's the 4-1-1 from the T table?
42:02
[SPEAKER_11]: You guys are killing tonight.
42:04
[SPEAKER_04]: You see, there's a number of Faye who are talking and chatting about and you notice that they are looking over at this very handsome like Prince Charming fellow who is playing this this Croquet game and the woman who seems to be looking on kind of like sweetly and they seem to be like mentioning over there
42:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, the court of sun and sky has been an odds with the court of moon and stars forever.
42:27
[SPEAKER_01]: I wish that Prince O'Relius and Lady Amaris would just hurry up and wed already.
42:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Once they do that, this whole problem is going to be solved.
42:35
[SPEAKER_01]: It'll be way less weird.
42:36
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, we got to join those houses by marriage.
42:39
[SPEAKER_01]: It's the only way to solve anything.
42:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, marriage is the salt firm.
42:44
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
43:02
[SPEAKER_08]: following this tray as it goes blending in with the groups and then grabbing herself a cute little drink while she's there.
43:09
[SPEAKER_08]: So she's now taking in the information about getting these two houses together while she tries to go over to another group to get more info.
43:17
[SPEAKER_04]: So if you want, I will let you roll in this table again.
43:21
[SPEAKER_04]: However, you're going to also be spending time in this area which means you have to roll for a potential wrinkle.
43:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
43:28
[SPEAKER_08]: I will do both.
43:29
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
43:29
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
43:30
[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to be rolling a let's call it a D6 here a D6.
43:35
[SPEAKER_04]: All you got to do is not roll a one.
43:38
[SPEAKER_08]: Four.
43:39
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
43:40
[SPEAKER_04]: So no wrinkle happens as you guys are spending time here.
43:42
[SPEAKER_04]: Go and roll me one more D6 for a little bit more random gossip.
43:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Two.
43:48
[SPEAKER_04]: Nice.
43:49
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
43:50
[SPEAKER_04]: Man, the dice tell a story.
43:51
[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you do.
43:53
[SPEAKER_04]: As the dice tell a story.
43:57
[SPEAKER_04]: you get close to this Prince O'Relius and Lady Amorus.
44:02
[SPEAKER_04]: And as you do, you're maybe like 15, 20 feet away and you see a number of the other Croquet players kind of like come over and are going to like refill their own drinks and are taking steps and like polishing their Croquet mallets.
44:14
[SPEAKER_04]: You see they're like adding a bunch of like wax to make them like shiny or even, just like sharpening their Croquet mallets to like weird tricks and stuff and one of them like leans over and goes, you're never gonna believe it.
44:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they look over at Adley and they go, oh my god, did you hear?
44:35
[SPEAKER_08]: So, Adelaide like looks over confirms that there was bring it her because someone trying to pretend thinking that someone's talking to you when they're not is like her nightmare.
44:43
[SPEAKER_08]: Um... Kind of like confirms that she's like... Oh, I heard a little bit, but what did you hear?
44:49
[SPEAKER_09]: Let's compare versions.
44:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God.
44:53
[SPEAKER_01]: You'll never believe this.
44:54
[SPEAKER_01]: I caught Prince O'Relias swapping.
44:58
[SPEAKER_05]: Love letters!
45:01
[SPEAKER_05]: but not with Lady Amoris.
45:04
[SPEAKER_09]: Shut the front door.
45:06
[SPEAKER_09]: Who was he swapping?
45:07
[SPEAKER_05]: I will not.
45:08
[SPEAKER_05]: You're so bad.
45:10
[SPEAKER_05]: Shut the front door.
45:11
[SPEAKER_04]: You're so bad.
45:11
[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not going to shut any door.
45:13
[SPEAKER_07]: He used so bad.
45:15
[SPEAKER_04]: The other, uh, Faye Nexton just goes like, dude, just tell us the story.
45:20
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, my God.
45:20
[SPEAKER_11]: Like, dude.
45:20
[SPEAKER_11]: What are we doing?
45:21
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me have it.
45:22
[SPEAKER_11]: That's the Winnie of that group.
45:24
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a group of friends, one.
45:25
[SPEAKER_03]: They're every group of friends.
45:27
[UNKNOWN]: Winnie.
45:28
[SPEAKER_05]: You see he just like palms his body and like pushes him away and goes up to Adelaide now because Adelaide's more interested in seeing us I saw him swapping leftletters not with Lady Amaris But with her hand made in No, not her Yes
45:50
[SPEAKER_05]: and they were so saccharine.
45:53
[SPEAKER_05]: I had binoculars up on the top of the roof and I was looking down and I read the letter and it was sweet and it was very cute.
46:00
[SPEAKER_08]: It's very sweet.
46:01
[SPEAKER_08]: It's from the roof.
46:04
[SPEAKER_04]: You looked up.
46:05
[SPEAKER_04]: There is no roof.
46:06
[SPEAKER_04]: The column stretch into infinity.
46:08
[SPEAKER_04]: There's just sky.
46:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
46:10
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow, wow that's that is a that's a talent.
46:15
[SPEAKER_08]: So he's saccharine how saccharine was it was it like oh my god I love you so much it was it like what's it?
46:23
[SPEAKER_04]: It was a lot of like oh my god I miss you like can we snuggle buggy and the wookie you know tonight because I really want to like a close It was it was adding a lot of W's where L should be oh Snuggle buggy and the wookie that's that is
46:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Listen, don't tell anyone because I want to tell everyone.
46:49
[SPEAKER_08]: And I would never take that away from you.
46:52
[SPEAKER_04]: What was your name?
46:54
[SPEAKER_04]: I knew you were going to ask that.
46:55
[SPEAKER_04]: So I decided to look at it right here.
47:00
[SPEAKER_11]: Love that fourth wall honey.
47:04
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, we have fun here.
47:08
[SPEAKER_04]: My name is Tristan.
47:11
[SPEAKER_08]: Dan, hello Tristan.
47:13
[SPEAKER_08]: My name is Ads.
47:15
[SPEAKER_01]: Ads.
47:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Nice.
47:17
[SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna be best friends.
47:18
[SPEAKER_08]: You're gonna be best friends forever and also you need to tell me all about this like gossip-hiding perch.
47:25
[SPEAKER_08]: Cause that seems like a fun and normal thing to do.
47:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my God.
47:28
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll take you there.
47:29
[SPEAKER_04]: It's over in the twilight section.
47:31
[SPEAKER_04]: It's look it's overlooking the dance hall Like that's where all the real tea happens.
47:36
[SPEAKER_04]: This is kind of where like people go to talk about the tea But you see the tea like the tea exists in the twilight hall.
47:42
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god We're best friends forever take me to your tea perch Oh god, let's go grabs you by the hand and starts running your off down the hallway
47:55
[SPEAKER_04]: As everyone else is seeing Adelaide getting carted off by this fair gentleman, what is everyone else doing?
48:02
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you following along?
48:03
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you staying in this area?
48:04
[SPEAKER_00]: Amira is, she's actually a few drinks deep now.
48:08
[SPEAKER_00]: He's by the equine, the equestrian section.
48:11
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh God.
48:12
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, these horses suck.
48:14
[SPEAKER_00]: I have the best horse.
48:16
[SPEAKER_00]: You're never gonna believe my, the horse that I have outside.
48:18
[SPEAKER_00]: I guess we could have taken.
48:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, these horses are terrible, and she's like drinking a spaghetti.
48:24
[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, these spaghetti's also suck.
48:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha.
48:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Holy Spadouche makes the best spaghetti.
48:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Ha ha ha.
48:31
[SPEAKER_00]: This is ridiculous.
48:32
[SPEAKER_00]: You call this a horse, and she's pointing at a person.
48:36
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, a... Ah!
48:39
[SPEAKER_08]: It's fair that she might not know the difference anymore.
48:41
[SPEAKER_08]: Here is sauce.
48:44
[SPEAKER_08]: Amiris sauce.
48:45
[SPEAKER_04]: She's sauce right now.
48:46
[SPEAKER_04]: Sauce.
48:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Amiris, you were already rolling some of this.
48:49
[SPEAKER_00]: No, wait.
48:50
[SPEAKER_04]: Come on.
48:51
[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
48:52
[SPEAKER_03]: There we go.
48:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Hold on.
48:53
[SPEAKER_03]: That's all I knew.
48:54
[SPEAKER_03]: Amiris, for forgetting that.
48:55
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
48:56
[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's maybe worth noting for Amira, something that everyone else here might have forgotten, that as you are drinking and eating food from a fey land, you feel your head begin to go a little bit sideways, a little bit straight.
49:10
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, wait, hold on.
49:12
[SPEAKER_00]: My innate ability says, I'm immune to illness, infection, and poison, and alcohol is a poison.
49:19
[SPEAKER_03]: But is very magic?
49:21
[SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
49:22
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know, because that was my best defense.
49:24
[SPEAKER_04]: I liked the confidence that you came.
49:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on.
49:30
[SPEAKER_04]: I want to reward them.
49:31
[SPEAKER_08]: I know.
49:31
[SPEAKER_08]: I will say I have had non alcohol expagets.
49:34
[SPEAKER_08]: So it could.
49:35
[SPEAKER_08]: It might kill versus yes.
49:36
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
49:37
[SPEAKER_00]: No, but what are you going to say, Brad?
49:38
[SPEAKER_00]: What are you going to say?
49:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I'll see if I allow it.
49:43
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what?
49:45
[SPEAKER_04]: That was so important it.
49:48
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna give you a pass.
49:50
[SPEAKER_04]: Hey!
49:52
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna give you a pass.
49:53
[SPEAKER_02]: I respect your personal confidence.
49:54
[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go.
49:54
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at you.
49:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Something bad might have happened.
49:57
[SPEAKER_04]: You will your way through it from the other side of the fourth floor.
50:00
[SPEAKER_04]: You're gonna be good.
50:01
[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't do anything.
50:02
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not just gonna let that go.
50:03
[SPEAKER_04]: Way to breakthrough, baby.
50:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Way to breakthrough.
50:06
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you are yelling at a bunch of fey calling them horses.
50:11
[SPEAKER_04]: There is no equestrian section in this section.
50:15
[SPEAKER_04]: It is people playing pro-K and you seem to be thinking it is polo.
50:21
[SPEAKER_04]: As you are saying that you are pointing directly at Prince O'Relius, who is easily the most, just this is fact, is the most perfectly symmetrical face you've ever seen.
50:31
[SPEAKER_11]: That's unconscious.
50:32
[SPEAKER_04]: It's just perfectly.
50:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Objectively, everything mirrors exactly, perfectly clothed everywhere.
50:38
[SPEAKER_04]: The whole crowd, as you say this, gasps and goes silent.
50:44
[SPEAKER_04]: But what I say?
50:48
[SPEAKER_04]: After a moment of silence, you hear a titer around as everybody begins to gossip about you.
50:55
[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, oh, thank you.
50:56
[SPEAKER_00]: Can you roll on the gossip table to find someone roll on the gossip table to find what you're saying about me?
51:00
[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
51:12
[SPEAKER_08]: Another four, dang.
51:13
[SPEAKER_08]: Is this weighted?
51:14
[SPEAKER_08]: Another four.
51:16
[SPEAKER_04]: Give me, give me another role.
51:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, another four.
51:18
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, now I wrote a one.
51:22
[SPEAKER_04]: Hell yeah.
51:22
[SPEAKER_04]: As you hear from behind you, there's this all of a sudden massive gasp.
51:26
[SPEAKER_04]: As something behind you crazy just happened in the garden section.
51:30
[SPEAKER_04]: But you can't worry about that because you are scurrying off an entering the feast that is the midday section of this ball.
51:40
[SPEAKER_04]: you enter into this massive chamber that is kind of like lit as if it is mid-day.
51:47
[SPEAKER_04]: There's like direct overhead sunlight and there is a massive table that is easily the length of the football field stretching out filled with all kinds of treats and meats and breads and cheeses and just all displayed in this insane imagine a champagne tower but that level of thing with all types of food.
52:09
[SPEAKER_04]: for sugary, sugary, sugary tower.
52:12
[SPEAKER_04]: Everything has a tower and some things have a moat.
52:15
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?
52:17
[SPEAKER_08]: Is the gravy in a tower or a moat?
52:20
[SPEAKER_04]: The gravy is both a waterfall and a moat.
52:24
[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, it is.
52:24
[SPEAKER_08]: Amazing.
52:25
[SPEAKER_08]: Is the cheese a waterfall or a momma?
52:30
[SPEAKER_04]: I already have it.
52:31
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a, there's a liquid cheese that is indeed a waterfall.
52:34
[SPEAKER_04]: And then there is actually a mountain of cheese.
52:36
[SPEAKER_04]: And you see that there is an animatronic like alpine or climbing the mountain of cheese.
52:41
[SPEAKER_04]: And it keeps going up.
52:42
[SPEAKER_04]: That's good.
52:43
[SPEAKER_04]: And then down and then up and then down.
52:44
[SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
52:44
[SPEAKER_08]: I want this.
52:45
[SPEAKER_08]: I was built for this level of decadence.
52:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes you are, but as you are running through, Tristan is just like giving you a bunch of like gossips kind of like pointing out different people to you and like kind of telling you what's going on here and as we kind of like tune into you running through this hall, you're catching glimpses of this stuff hearing like glimpses of what he's saying about these various people, but I think the sixth out to his
53:06
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god, and the Earl King, he's been doing this ball for so long, but he's so bored that he's making it like about him, you know what I mean?
53:15
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, he needs someone to give him a real game.
53:17
[SPEAKER_04]: Like, no one's challenging to a game in forever because he always wins.
53:21
[SPEAKER_04]: So of course no one wants to, and they look like an idiot.
53:23
[SPEAKER_04]: You can't afford to look like an idiot.
53:27
[SPEAKER_08]: is so bored, and he's making it everyone else's problem.
53:30
[SPEAKER_08]: But it helped if he was playing another sport, maybe, is it the sport that's the problem?
53:36
[SPEAKER_04]: There are all kings of master of every sport and every game.
53:39
[SPEAKER_04]: Now he's all about prop bets.
53:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh Lord.
53:44
[SPEAKER_03]: We know someone he'd love.
53:46
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
53:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Actually, the last time I've seen him excited was he made a profit with some fairy godmother to stay on a barrel for 200 years And that was 198 years ago So he's been insufferable for a while now
53:58
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
53:59
[SPEAKER_11]: He's been in sufferable for a long time.
54:02
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that was bad.
54:02
[SPEAKER_08]: So all you wants to do was bet because he's out of dopamine and it's the only way he can feel.
54:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, kind of, yeah.
54:10
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's a bummer.
54:11
[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, it kind of sounds like maybe it's like a mixture of, like cement.
54:16
[SPEAKER_08]: Cause that, I mean, boredom is one thing but this kind of sounds like, is there, you know, like, do the Faye have some kind of like gambling anonymous?
54:26
[SPEAKER_05]: It's not necessarily just gambling.
54:28
[SPEAKER_08]: With the touch of a human woman help.
54:30
[SPEAKER_00]: I see lonely.
54:31
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
54:33
[SPEAKER_04]: He's, you know, bored?
54:35
[SPEAKER_04]: We're all like kind of eternal lunch and unaging here, you know what I mean?
54:39
[SPEAKER_04]: But he's like, even, like, he's old for, you know what I mean?
54:44
[SPEAKER_04]: But he's keeping it tight.
54:45
[SPEAKER_11]: Keep it tight, gotta keep it tight.
54:47
[SPEAKER_04]: Gotta keep tight.
54:48
[SPEAKER_11]: Quick question.
54:49
[SPEAKER_11]: Can your character cure diseases?
54:51
[SPEAKER_11]: Is that on your sheet?
54:52
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
54:53
[SPEAKER_11]: Because gambling is technically a disease.
54:54
[SPEAKER_08]: If we're doing things that are technically a thing, gambling is technically then just saying they throw it out there.
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[SPEAKER_08]: It is.
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[SPEAKER_08]: On Wii, I'm also going to say on Wii as a disease.
55:05
[SPEAKER_03]: French clarified it as such.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Over 300 years ago.
55:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Adelaide you are getting the low down on the Earl King as you are running through the feast, making your way towards the entrance to the twilight section.
55:20
[SPEAKER_04]: And as you exit the feast area, we're going to flip back to everyone back in Don in the garden, jowding Amira and Winnie.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Where are you going?
55:30
[SPEAKER_04]: What are you doing?
55:30
[SPEAKER_04]: Are you moving further on into the ball to follow Adelaide?
55:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Or are you staying here and chatting with the faith that you see here?
55:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Does it look like once you've gained entry to the ball?
55:42
[SPEAKER_03]: Like you could just sort of free flow through all the different spaces or do you, does it feel like maybe you need an escort into the next room?
55:50
[SPEAKER_04]: No, you've got all access paths.
55:54
[SPEAKER_04]: When you actually pull out your pass from Elvar, and it actually says Disney's Fast Pass.
56:00
[SPEAKER_04]: So you could skip the lines?
56:01
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they got amazing.
56:02
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to promote Disney.
56:03
[SPEAKER_04]: It just says Fast Pass.
56:06
[SPEAKER_11]: It's just a PDF of that.
56:08
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, fuck Disney.
56:09
[SPEAKER_04]: It just has fast fast.
56:10
[SPEAKER_03]: It is.
56:10
[SPEAKER_03]: It's especially because really Geraldine wants to play Croquet, but she doesn't want to lose Adelaide in all of the Madness.
56:19
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you get the sense that I think there is stuff to be gained here.
56:23
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, the ultimate of your goal is to get a ring from the Earl King's hand.
56:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
56:28
[SPEAKER_04]: But this is a, you know, complicated fake court.
56:31
[SPEAKER_04]: Everything is worth exploring, everything is worth talking to, but if you guys want to find the Earl King first, that's certainly an option.
56:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I think Geraldine sees that Amira is sort of making a scene and that the fairy godmother was very clear about not just like with Elvar, but with everybody like impressions and reputation, and Geraldine knows that it like the fairy world's reputation means a lot.
56:55
[SPEAKER_03]: So she's going to, she wants to join the Croquet game to do a very fancy, flourished, Croquet hit, but with the ultimate goal of knocking the, is it a ball?
57:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what you're doing.
57:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a ball.
57:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, the ball into a mirror's glass, like up.
57:15
[SPEAKER_00]: My Miller Highlife.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, oh my gosh.
57:19
[SPEAKER_04]: I want it to land straight on top my middle half in a champagne goblin It is the champagne is the champagne of yours years Yeah, you go over someone very like graciously hands you a croquet mallet and you see there's a like sparkly pink and silver ball That is placed for you and Prince O'Reilly is kind of approaching goes do you know how to play?
57:41
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, I think I can take a whack at it.
57:45
[SPEAKER_04]: Jolly, good.
57:46
[SPEAKER_04]: Go for it.
57:48
[SPEAKER_03]: Now, Fran, I have advantage on virtue tests that involve acrobatics.
57:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Most croquet games would not involve acrobatics.
57:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.
57:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Fake croquet.
57:58
[SPEAKER_04]: I am salutely involved acrobatics.
58:01
[SPEAKER_04]: Let me go.
58:02
[SPEAKER_08]: Crofa, I'm perfect.
58:03
[SPEAKER_08]: I can go.
58:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's go.
58:05
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, one might say.
58:06
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, fair.
58:07
[SPEAKER_08]: The only thing I'm good at, drink it in people.
58:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha ha.
58:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, oh, what, and I'm rolling grace.
58:13
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, for grace.
58:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
58:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
58:17
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a three.
58:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, good.
58:19
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, baby.
58:21
[SPEAKER_04]: You tell me, this is a successful hit.
58:23
[SPEAKER_04]: What does it look like as you hit this croquet ball with a flourish and a plum?
58:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Geraldine does a full ribbon dancer floor routine with this croquet mallet or like it's kind of like a baton twirling like throws it up in the air there's like an optical illusion where it looks like it's ribbon and then it looks like it's on fire and then it's just crazy and she's just does a whole floor routine and then does a sort of spinning windmill motion for the final hit.
58:56
[SPEAKER_03]: And if you will allow it, I will say it arcs beautifully and lands perched straight on top of Amirah's Miller light.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Taylor Highlight, not Miller Light.
59:09
[SPEAKER_03]: I'm so sorry, Miller Highlight.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Come on.
59:12
[SPEAKER_03]: Next time on.
59:13
[SPEAKER_00]: With the shot of Apple, lemon juice in it.
59:15
[SPEAKER_00]: That's a spiget, baby.
59:16
[SPEAKER_03]: That's a spiget.
59:17
[SPEAKER_03]: I'll be honest, I was a recipe in the notes in the notes.
59:19
[SPEAKER_00]: No full time.
59:20
[SPEAKER_04]: I was just bluffing that I knew what a spiget was.
59:22
[SPEAKER_04]: That was just, it's a good drink.
59:26
[SPEAKER_04]: You smack this ball with this ribbon dancer flourish, everyone is looking at you and no really knows what's to make of you, there's immediate gossip happening as you approach with a very unconventional stance for what is very croquet and you whack this ball, it goes carining off a number of wickets, going through them, going around them, bouncing around and then landing.
59:46
[SPEAKER_04]: Whoa, with the perfect teen of glass on top of Amira's spaghetti.
59:52
[SPEAKER_04]: And all around you, the crowd kind of hushes for a moment.
59:56
[SPEAKER_04]: And then goes, all right, woo!
59:59
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, a very polite golf clap all around, and the prince comes up to you and goes, this, that was wonderful!
1:00:06
[SPEAKER_04]: I've never seen such a hit like that fabulous, good show!
1:00:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, thank you, Kanchi.
1:00:12
[SPEAKER_03]: The name is Princess Gerroji, and over there, my partner in performance, that's Princess Amira.
1:00:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Gerro, you look, you're at the horse!
1:00:22
[SPEAKER_03]: Bro, her special skill is comedy!
1:00:30
[SPEAKER_04]: A comedian.
1:00:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
1:00:32
[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
1:00:33
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to play anymore.
1:00:33
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm done.
1:00:37
[SPEAKER_04]: I'll be sure to introduce her to Finn again then.
1:00:41
[SPEAKER_03]: That sounds like a perfect match.
1:00:43
[SPEAKER_03]: There are two other lovely princesses in there, our gathering, our entourage.
1:00:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Princess Winnie over here, and Princess Adelaide, who I seem to have lost track of at the moment.
1:00:54
[SPEAKER_05]: Well, let me introduce you to my bride to be Lady Amrace of the Court of Moon and Stars.
1:01:01
[SPEAKER_04]: And of course, I am Prince O'Relias of the Court of Sun and Skides Pleasure to meet you, Jehovah.
1:01:08
[SPEAKER_02]: I pleasure indeed.
1:01:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Congratulations and best wishes to you both.
1:01:14
[SPEAKER_04]: Lady Amherst kind of looks and goes, ah, thank you very much, that is very kind of you.
1:01:19
[SPEAKER_04]: We are very excited for our big day, which has yet to be determined.
1:01:25
[SPEAKER_04]: But we'll be coming up shortly.
1:01:27
[SPEAKER_11]: Interesting joy to you, Gage, mate.
1:01:30
[SPEAKER_11]: It's interesting.
1:01:32
[SPEAKER_11]: Hey, Brian, quick look at the hands.
1:01:33
[SPEAKER_11]: Does Aurelius have a gold ring on his hand?
1:01:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, no, Aurelius does not have any like wedding band, um, nor does Lady Amherst.
1:01:41
[SPEAKER_04]: I think they may have like some decorative rings, but nothing that would symbol like a union has occurred.
1:01:46
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, and nothing that I could, I would pull a string like this is the ring of gold from one of their hands.
1:01:51
[SPEAKER_04]: No, you know that the ring of gold that you're looking for is specifically from the Earl King.
1:01:56
[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, okay, that's sorry.
1:01:57
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm Mrs. Sama, that's not, or Rayleigh's got it.
1:02:00
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, correct.
1:02:01
[SPEAKER_04]: This is a particular fae in the court of the eternal ball.
1:02:06
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
1:02:07
[SPEAKER_03]: I think maybe Geraldine does see Winnie though, like clocking their hands.
1:02:10
[SPEAKER_03]: Does Lady Amherst have A-ring on?
1:02:14
[SPEAKER_04]: She has like, she doesn't have any kind of like, wedding ring or anything.
1:02:18
[SPEAKER_04]: But she is wearing like rings and jewelry.
1:02:20
[SPEAKER_04]: All of them are like very star, like star, oriented, very much to the theme of the ball.
1:02:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Um, well, have you started planning or of shopping for jewelry?
1:02:31
[SPEAKER_03]: Must be of a particular fund for for the Fay royalty, perhaps an heirloom piece.
1:02:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, we have a number of plans underway.
1:02:42
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, Penny and she snaps and this small kind of like mousey girl with a big like planner that you now realize is like wedding planning material day planning to awesome.
1:02:52
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that poor girl.
1:02:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Can you please give this wonderful woman a invitation to our Nubsules to be?
1:03:00
[SPEAKER_04]: Lady Amris gives you like a very kind but like final nod and then kind of moves back to her own party.
1:03:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Penny kind of looks at you and goes, oh yes, um, what's uh, what's uh, name should I put on the invitation?
1:03:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, um, well, uh, Princess Geraldine.
1:03:17
[SPEAKER_01]: That's Geraldine.
1:03:18
[SPEAKER_02]: And I'd like to request a plus three.
1:03:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:03:33
[SPEAKER_04]: You see, you see, a personal assistant who does not know what to do, which is maybe the most scared creature in the whole.
1:03:44
[SPEAKER_04]: She looks you and like a very kind of politely takes down the additional names in your party, hands you kind of an invitation that's very clearly meant for just you.
1:03:54
[SPEAKER_04]: And it kind of goes, if you need anything else.
1:03:57
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm at your service.
1:03:59
[SPEAKER_04]: Any inviteee of Lady Amers is a devoted friend of mine.
1:04:05
[SPEAKER_02]: But I don't want to keep you from your posts.
1:04:07
[SPEAKER_02]: I know you seem quite devoted in your attention.
1:04:11
[SPEAKER_02]: I wonder if you might tell me where we may pay our respects to the earking.
1:04:16
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, of course, he is located in the twilight section of the party.
1:04:21
[SPEAKER_04]: The furthest hold down, maybe at a 10, 15 minute walk from here.
1:04:25
[SPEAKER_04]: There's a wonderful dance floor.
1:04:28
[SPEAKER_04]: People are dancing all hours.
1:04:30
[SPEAKER_04]: And the erokin is usually found there.
1:04:32
[SPEAKER_04]: He's quite a big fan of music.
1:04:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Just he liked to boogie.
1:04:36
[SPEAKER_01]: He likes to boogie, oogie, all night long.
1:04:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, dad's the king after my own heart, she kind of looks he goes, thank you so much, I must return to my lady
1:04:48
[SPEAKER_04]: As she walks back to Lady Emerson, you see her cast a glance at Prince O'Relius.
1:04:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh!
1:04:54
[SPEAKER_04]: In Prince O'Relius, cast a glance back at her.
1:04:56
[SPEAKER_04]: And, Jody, can you roll me a very important wits kit?
1:05:00
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh God!
1:05:01
[SPEAKER_03]: And we, and so then, because we used heart-dice to, so with my baddie potion, do I get advantage on this?
1:05:08
[SPEAKER_04]: You do get advantage on this.
1:05:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Yes!
1:05:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Say wits!
1:05:14
[SPEAKER_03]: Both were under, I got a seven under 12.
1:05:17
[SPEAKER_03]: The other one was at 12 exactly.
1:05:18
[SPEAKER_11]: Let's go, baby.
1:05:20
[SPEAKER_04]: You see Prince O'Relias, clock penny.
1:05:23
[SPEAKER_04]: You see Penny, clock Prince O'Relias.
1:05:25
[SPEAKER_04]: You see their eyes meet, and they have that moment of two people who know each other extremely well across the party, saying things with just their eyes.
1:05:34
[SPEAKER_04]: The thing that you clock is Lady Amorous, clocking this gaze between the two of them.
1:05:42
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.
1:05:42
[SPEAKER_04]: And you are very clear that she already knows, and also does not seem to care.
1:05:51
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my God, a beard.
1:05:56
[SPEAKER_04]: You see a moment of, in this kind of like, slightly curch woman, a moment of recognition, and you see her, and you see her clock you, clocking this thing, and she then kind of tries to get you your attention to get you away from it.
1:06:13
[SPEAKER_04]: You see that she is protecting whatever this coupling is, even though she is betrothed publicly, or she is two-bebetrothed publicly.
1:06:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Well,
1:06:21
[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, what is going on?
1:06:24
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
1:06:26
[SPEAKER_11]: Interesting.
1:06:27
[SPEAKER_11]: Spicy, I love this.
1:06:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Geraldine is going to sort of grab each witty and a mural like by the arm and start maybe walking toward midday and fill them in.
1:06:39
[SPEAKER_03]: At Christmas, curious glance, between all the three parties over there, I think there may be a Trist going on, but also that everyone is okay with it.
1:06:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Dave, it's unclear to me what's happening here.
1:06:50
[SPEAKER_00]: Classic Pollacle situation, we got going.
1:06:52
[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
1:07:02
[SPEAKER_11]: All right, let me get it!
1:07:06
[SPEAKER_11]: So close, this gets close.
1:07:11
[SPEAKER_02]: So curious, I just, I don't know exactly what's happening with them.
1:07:16
[SPEAKER_04]: The three of you kind of discuss what could be happening here is you kind of like begin to make your way to the midday feast section of this ball middays is like kind of the center section of this of this thing which is a massive feast everything is a tower or a moat or a waterfall and there are also a lot of jello molds.
1:07:34
[SPEAKER_04]: You're not sure what that is.
1:07:36
[SPEAKER_04]: And as you guys begin to enter into the feast, we flip forward to Adelaide as Adelaide you get to the end of this feast and you enter a hitch black hallway.
1:07:49
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the first time that you've felt enclosed in the entire time you've been here.
1:07:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Everything else is vaulted ceilings that go on to infinity.
1:07:56
[SPEAKER_04]: This is the first moment where there is a tunnel.
1:07:59
[SPEAKER_04]: you can't see the roof but it is so dark that you can't you just assume there's something there and as you are walking through a hand in hand with Tristan you see a pin prick of light in front of you and as that light gets a little bit bigger the darkness around you begins to fill slowly with
1:08:15
[SPEAKER_04]: One star and then two stars and ten and then constellations fill around you as the closer you get to twilight The more stars and constellations appear and by the time you emerge from this dark tunnel You are now surrounded entirely by a massive Black and white like chessboard dance floor covered entirely by a dome of stars and constellations and moonlight Yeah
1:08:43
[SPEAKER_09]: What budget?
1:08:45
[SPEAKER_09]: This is gorgeous.
1:08:46
[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know why people keep doing all these weird shapes with the stars, but Never change Literally never change never evolve from this moment We just live here.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Just stay here.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Just stay right there.
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[SPEAKER_11]: That's the end of the season folks
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[SPEAKER_04]: and Adelaide, at the far end of this hall, you see there is a grand throne that is maybe the first thing in this entire room with this entire festival that isn't necessarily decorated to theme.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It is a golden shining throne on a dais that has like one of those very tall backs and
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[SPEAKER_04]: sitting on that throne.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You can see from here is a gorgeous, fae man who rather than sitting at attention is sitting with his back on one of the arms and his legs over top one of the other arms.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, in like a very laced back pose.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I know that this is an audio medium, but one of my favorite things in the book Sweet Revenge is the artwork for the Earl King.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, show us.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Adelaide, you look and you see the Earl King lazed over on a throne of gold.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And this is the figure you see.
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[SPEAKER_08]: No, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they
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[SPEAKER_08]: I see on this throne, I only see a portrait, but I'm going to use context clues to assume this is a slight man with extra, at least an extra two or three inches added via a gorgeous gorgeous heel.
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[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to say probably about five foot five inch of pure funkiness,
1:10:50
[SPEAKER_08]: is the skin tone the same on here as it is from what I'm yeah it was the same here so this man is adorned in various shades from hair to skin declothing of purple like a lilac or like a purple hair
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[SPEAKER_08]: his curls are juicy and poppin.
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[SPEAKER_08]: He wears a knowing smirk, which occasionally turns into a beautiful pout.
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[SPEAKER_08]: There's a very distinct frill from inside his very tailored purple blazer.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Anywhere else in the world,
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[SPEAKER_08]: This would be a very distinct style from the 80s, but we're in fake mainland.
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[SPEAKER_08]: So it kind of blends in and feels normal, but it does feel like a very fancy, dandy, dandy lad.
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[SPEAKER_08]: If this area, I guess we would call this the Minneapolis of... Oh, that's area.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Let's go.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Not a Prince, but an Earl King, and that doesn't make him any funnier.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, that's pretty.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Beautifully done.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You see the Earl King, the exact visage of Fay Prince.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: The pop star to end all pop stars.
1:12:14
[SPEAKER_04]: So good.
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[SPEAKER_08]: He plays every inch so good.
1:12:17
[SPEAKER_03]: He played every.
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[SPEAKER_03]: All of them on the out.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And is a master of ping pong.
1:12:21
[SPEAKER_06]: Really?
1:12:21
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_06]: That's cool.
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[SPEAKER_03]: That's cool.
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[SPEAKER_10]: Three.
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[SPEAKER_04]: in the space between you and Prince.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry, you're in the, all right, thank you.
1:12:35
[SPEAKER_03]: You're all Prince.
1:12:36
[SPEAKER_04]: You and everyone are all Prince.
1:12:36
[SPEAKER_03]: And you and your all Prince, yes.
1:12:38
[SPEAKER_04]: I really can't emphasize just how great this illustration is.
1:12:41
[SPEAKER_04]: It's worth looking at the book just for this.
1:12:44
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's so brilliant.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You see the Earl King even from this distance across a maze of people dancing in beautiful manazuries and patterns and like synchronized dances across a long massive black and white checkered dance floor.
1:12:59
[SPEAKER_04]: You see a person who looks extremely and thoroughly bored.
1:13:06
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, at that moment, Adelaide does which there was like a way that she was able to like catch the princess eye.
1:13:16
[SPEAKER_08]: She is wearing the required lack of clothing that she thinks would might do the job of it.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And she's also, while clearly, clearly a black woman is
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[SPEAKER_08]: So Adelaide turned to Tristan and says so that's the Earl.
1:13:45
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, he pulls out a fan for you and just kind of gives it to you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He kind of has that effect on everyone.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Adelaide is fanning like no one has ever fan before.
1:13:55
[SPEAKER_08]: Busoms have never heaved to the way they are currently heaved.
1:14:00
[SPEAKER_04]: You see your hair is just, just like feeling behind you.
1:14:04
[SPEAKER_04]: Someone walks behind you and then gets like blown back a little piece of shit.
1:14:09
[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, the fan gives the hair, the slow motion, air outfit for sure.
1:14:13
[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You see, all around you, there are women who are doing similar things.
1:14:19
[SPEAKER_04]: There is this one woman who has just like massive hair, big, a big flower inner hair that has like, you know, sun, it's like sun and moon kind of thing going to also heaving bosoms.
1:14:31
[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, the art for this woman, that's the only way to describe it.
1:14:36
[SPEAKER_03]: She also has, I guess.
1:14:37
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, damn.
1:14:39
[SPEAKER_04]: Damn.
1:14:40
[SPEAKER_04]: So you see a number of women, many of them are, there's a number of people who are like showing off for the oral king trying to get his attention.
1:14:48
[SPEAKER_04]: There are people who seem to be like members of the court, who seem to not care and seem very aloof.
1:14:53
[SPEAKER_04]: But throughout this, there's this massive dance going on.
1:14:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Adelaide, if you want to try to get the attention of the oral king, there's a long dance hall between you and he, but also, you tell me, how would you like to get the attention of the oral king?
1:15:06
[SPEAKER_08]: Geez, I think the best way to get the attention of the Orking would just be Adelaide walks up through kind of the crowd of horny onlookers.
1:15:17
[SPEAKER_08]: And as she does, she uses her new ability.
1:15:22
[SPEAKER_08]: We leveled up, huh?
1:15:23
[SPEAKER_08]: We leveled up during the last episode, and Adelaide now has the ability of shatter.
1:15:30
[SPEAKER_08]: Does the Earl have a glass in his hand?
1:15:34
[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, the Earl has a glass in his hand.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Adelaide opens her mouth and reaches a pitch, which is focused so that it doesn't break any of the other glass or glassware in the place.
1:15:48
[SPEAKER_08]: It is a zeroed in, so it is just to break the glass that is in the Earl's hand.
1:15:55
[SPEAKER_04]: You better work.
1:15:56
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's go.
1:15:57
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:15:58
[SPEAKER_04]: Why do you have to do for the sublity?
1:15:59
[SPEAKER_08]: So this is, for this, this is one of my special abilities.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And so it's it's shatter.
1:16:06
[SPEAKER_08]: You hit the perfect resonating high note.
1:16:08
[SPEAKER_08]: Any glass, crystal, or other brittle objects between this area, crack and shatter, but because I think I have, because I pass that which check that means I get advantage, right?
1:16:17
[SPEAKER_08]: Unlike wits and stuff.
1:16:19
[SPEAKER_08]: So I am going to use this so it only affects the glass that the prince or the dammit, that the Earl is holding.
1:16:27
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, since you're using this ability in a very specific way, you're not trying to like affect anybody, I want you to roll your gift dice.
1:16:33
[SPEAKER_04]: So you can either roll one gift dice or two.
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[SPEAKER_04]: For one gift dice, you'll have a certain level effect.
1:16:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Two gift dice, you'll have a greater effect.
1:16:40
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, okay.
1:16:42
[SPEAKER_08]: And the gift dice is, okay.
1:16:44
[SPEAKER_04]: Are those of your D-6s?
1:16:45
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay, I'm gonna, can I roll them one at a time?
1:16:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I roll one at a time.
1:16:49
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
1:16:49
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
1:16:51
[SPEAKER_08]: I roll the five.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Nice.
1:16:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
1:16:54
[SPEAKER_04]: Big.
1:16:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Do you want to roll a second?
1:16:57
[SPEAKER_04]: If I roll a second, so, because if I roll a second and it doesn't work that I've lost that gift dice right until we rest up, so because you're using this in an interesting way, this effect is going to work, it's going to be kind of like, I'm going to scale it based on what this, what the sum of the dice total.
1:17:16
[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
1:17:16
[SPEAKER_04]: So because you're out of five on that diet, you will expand that die.
1:17:19
[SPEAKER_04]: So now you only have one gift I left until you have a long rest.
1:17:23
[SPEAKER_04]: So if you want to save it, you can, or if you want to kind of roll the dice.
1:17:26
[SPEAKER_04]: He, as you, as you can, you can't do it.
1:17:29
[SPEAKER_04]: You can't to try to get an even better effect.
1:17:31
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm going to do it.
1:17:32
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm rolling the dice.
1:17:33
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm doing it.
1:17:34
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_08]: A three.
1:17:36
[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
1:17:37
[SPEAKER_08]: So it helps, but I still get that nice.
1:17:39
[SPEAKER_04]: You can eight total.
1:17:40
[SPEAKER_04]: You keep that dice.
1:17:40
[SPEAKER_04]: One of your gift dice is expanded as you look out over the crowd of onlookers and dancers all doing their best showing off trying to woo the Earl King get his attention.
1:17:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Just create a moment of magic as you hit that pitch.
1:17:57
[SPEAKER_04]: So high that even these fake cannot hear it.
1:18:00
[SPEAKER_04]: You can almost, it is so high that it almost manifests physically as a beam of light going from your mouth across the dance hall, going directly through all of these dancers.
1:18:10
[SPEAKER_04]: Then diving out of the way of it.
1:18:12
[SPEAKER_04]: And then, thing.
1:18:16
[SPEAKER_04]: You see it just tap the Earl King's glass and the glass.
1:18:23
[SPEAKER_04]: explodes around him, forming this corona for a moment as you see the Earl King framed in broken glass.
1:18:34
[SPEAKER_04]: He looks to you across the hall, his face surrounded by the shattered glass in a moment sees you through the crowd, the crowd stops.
1:18:46
[SPEAKER_04]: The Earl King stands.
1:18:54
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, hell low!
1:19:00
[SPEAKER_08]: Adelaide does the most exaggerated sexy lip biting, like you've ever seen.
1:19:06
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm just really happy for this chapter.
1:19:08
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm gonna need everyone to have an and a cyclic pedic knowledge of purple rain and graffiti grids that I do, or you're not gonna get through it.
1:19:16
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you're not gonna get through it.
1:19:19
[SPEAKER_08]: So yeah, so Adelaide just bites her lip and like the most exaggerated way.
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[SPEAKER_08]: And then looks at the Earl King.
1:19:28
[SPEAKER_08]: Turns on her heel and walks out of the room.
1:19:32
[SPEAKER_10]: Oh!
1:19:32
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, my God!
1:19:35
[SPEAKER_00]: Where are you?
1:19:37
[SPEAKER_00]: Where are you?
1:19:39
[SPEAKER_00]: My God!
1:19:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I thought you were gonna ask for a plus three, dude.
1:19:41
[SPEAKER_08]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:19:53
[SPEAKER_04]: As you turn on your heels, you see your heels themselves sprout thorns along the side.
1:19:59
[SPEAKER_04]: You walk out as Tristan is going, you walk out the entire crowd goes quiet and from behind you you hear a sound that everyone in the entire world wishes they would hear.
1:20:18
[SPEAKER_04]: you hear the sound of the earlking following you.
1:20:24
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow!
1:20:26
[SPEAKER_04]: And that is where we'll end this episode.
1:20:29
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah!
1:20:29
[SPEAKER_04]: I first done this.
1:20:31
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, thank you, Betty Potion.
1:20:34
[SPEAKER_08]: That is.
1:20:35
[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, I love it.
1:20:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
1:20:47
[SPEAKER_04]: And remember everybody, if you haven't fun, you're already doing it right.
1:20:50
[SPEAKER_04]: Bye-bye.
1:20:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Bye-bye.
1:20:52
[SPEAKER_03]: Bye-bye.
1:20:53
[SPEAKER_03]: Go be your best batty self.
1:20:55
[SPEAKER_11]: Go be your best batty self.
1:20:57
[SPEAKER_11]: Go be your best batty self.
1:20:58
[SPEAKER_11]: Be your best batty self.
1:20:58
[SPEAKER_11]: Be your best batty self.
1:20:59
[SPEAKER_11]: Turn down for no one.
1:21:00
[SPEAKER_11]: Hell yeah.
1:21:01
[SPEAKER_11]: I'm for no one.
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[SPEAKER_11]: Be with me.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Be with me.
1:21:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:21:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
1:21:09
[SPEAKER_03]: No.
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[SPEAKER_03]: No.
1:21:10
[SPEAKER_03]: It's my favorite.
1:21:11
[SPEAKER_03]: Be with me.
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[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then more butt.
1:22:29
[SPEAKER_08]: I can't stress enough.
1:22:30
[SPEAKER_08]: I'm so sorry.
1:22:31
[SPEAKER_04]: I should have taken a bite.
1:22:32
[SPEAKER_08]: I should have taken a bite.
1:22:33
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I should have taken a bite.
1:22:35
[SPEAKER_08]: Just, you know, not like a grotesque amount of cake, but you see it.
1:22:39
[SPEAKER_08]: Some layers, right?
1:22:40
[SPEAKER_08]: You know.
1:22:42
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
1:22:43
[SPEAKER_08]: The thighs match, so you know what's real.
1:22:45
[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
1:22:47
[SPEAKER_08]: The thighs match.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And remember, if you're having fun, you're already doing it right.