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S1 Ep7: The Competition · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: I'm still getting a success success yay.
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  Speaker 2: This was a huge that's.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: Appropriately for all of you who like those visual cues. No,
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  Speaker 1: I will not have a nice dam using my mug.
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  Speaker 3: I use that mug for two weeks when I squatted
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  Speaker 3: in Aaron's house.
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  Speaker 1: Squatted you were inded at if you're a vampire fuck
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: because I invited you in. And second of all, it's fine,
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: you were allowed to be here.
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  Speaker 4: It's the perfect size though, because it's the mug.
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: Like not pot of coffee, but like amount.
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  Speaker 1: It's about Stanley twenty ounces.
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  Speaker 5: And when I say Stanley, I don't mean that's yes.
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  Speaker 5: I mean the hockey that any or the.
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  Speaker 6: NHL Dorothy's ex husband.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yep, Stanley's boornak here. No, this is a Starbucks
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  Speaker 1: thermos that I don't have the couplet on because I
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  Speaker 1: know we're doing uh two episodes today, so I've.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I've got.
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  Speaker 6: I just kind of grabbed more like the fruit punch
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  Speaker 6: and well.
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  Speaker 2: We don't even think Jody's laptop will last.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we're we're gonna do it is Jason ran out, so.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Well he ran out when he's just gonna
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  Speaker 6: be standing at the store like I don't know it
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  Speaker 6: gets hot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh she got a shade.
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  Speaker 5: Awake in the all spiruns.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right with this tambourine.
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  Speaker 3: Madam Leona Yota Leoda. I always get it wrong.
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  Speaker 1: If it was a spelling quiz, you would have gotten
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  Speaker 1: that wrong.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, oh I don't spell.
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  Speaker 1: It was a short answer test. The teacher to give
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  Speaker 1: in you credit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, credit for effort. Good job.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome foolish mortals.
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  Speaker 1: Well, speaking of good jobs, Hey guys, what's up?
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  Speaker 5: It's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Where's the hey fuckers?
• 2:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, high fuckers.
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: Jesus, we got.
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  Speaker 6: A brand uphold here fornicators.
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  Speaker 1: Tuck anyway, Hey guys, welcome on the LUNI. What's up, bitches?
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  Speaker 3: No, did you miss us?
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  Speaker 1: I missed you.
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  Speaker 2: They don't know that.
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  Speaker 6: They are only at episode two right now in the
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  Speaker 6: real world, so they don't know we had a huge break.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't know that. I called Kristen last night
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  Speaker 1: and went.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, that i'd seen seven.
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  Speaker 2: We've seen it.
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  Speaker 6: It's play hold.
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  Speaker 1: I watched it.
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  Speaker 5: Sure?
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure that's the episode? Yes, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: And then I said you started watching seven? And I
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  Speaker 1: said the test because watched seven and eight for the quizzes.
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  Speaker 1: But I was like, but we watched it because remember
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  Speaker 1: it's the one where they blah blah blah, And she
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  Speaker 1: was like nope, and I was like, are you sure?
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  Speaker 1: And then when I finally found my quiz because I
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  Speaker 1: remember working on this quiz one night while I was
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: a little bit uh intoxicated, I found that not only
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  Speaker 1: had I written it, but that's why I thought we
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  Speaker 1: had watched it on the show, because I had watched
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  Speaker 1: it so many times to get a couple of the
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  Speaker 1: quotes and questions.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, so now I cannot even guess what the episode
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  Speaker 4: is about because Aaron has already told me.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, okay, well then it's down to me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see, way to go, I will tell you
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  Speaker 1: okay that so I made these are the hot off
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  Speaker 1: the presses people listening.
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  Speaker 6: She printed out a very nice looking quiz.
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  Speaker 3: It's very professional.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, since I couldn't find my actual on the Lunai
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  Speaker 1: book this morning or last night when I was going.
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  Speaker 6: I watched it I think when dead.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, so I printed this out so I could
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  Speaker 1: keep track of the scores on it. So this is
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  Speaker 1: both quizes. This is seven and eight. I will tell
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  Speaker 1: you for those of you who typically don't do well
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  Speaker 1: if you pay extra attention. There are three bonus questions.
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  Speaker 6: First, landscape mode, I.
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  Speaker 5: Gotta got my notepad, hold on one moment.
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  Speaker 1: Well, oh no, let's keep this in while we sit
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  Speaker 1: here and wait for her.
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  Speaker 2: Does her shirt say big tits?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I really feel like it does. I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't sure after.
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  Speaker 2: Bad Jody's shirt says big tits?
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  Speaker 1: We think mine says I can't my week are no? Thanks?
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  Speaker 1: My booked all weekend and Bell has like a stack.
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  Speaker 6: Of mine says nothing.
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  Speaker 2: It's a Kennedy top.
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  Speaker 1: I booked all weekends.
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  Speaker 5: What did I miss?
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  Speaker 2: Hey? What does your shirt say, madam?
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  Speaker 5: Big tit energy?
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  Speaker 1: Yep, yep, we thought it said. I couldn't tell what
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  Speaker 1: the word other was because the blow it because, like me,
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  Speaker 1: you know the pain of if your boobs are certain size,
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  Speaker 1: the shirt has writing, you lose it. Yeah, yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: just saw.
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  Speaker 2: As she got up, I was like, big tit?
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  Speaker 5: What big tit energy?
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  Speaker 1: My favorite Fourth of July shirt that says happy Treason Day,
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  Speaker 1: You colonial peasants, m M. You lose most of the
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  Speaker 1: Queen's face and some of the words every.
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  Speaker 6: Year, but when you bounce around, She's like she's laughing.
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  Speaker 5: She's rolling over in her grave.
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  Speaker 1: Or Santa and I have that in common. We both
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  Speaker 1: jiggle like a bowl full of jelly.
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  Speaker 3: Delightful.
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  Speaker 5: Can you hear that bird that's out there? I've got
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  Speaker 5: sorry to introduct, which one makes didn't have to close
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  Speaker 5: my window.
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  Speaker 2: I don't hear it.
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  Speaker 1: Literally, it could be a squirrel.
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  Speaker 3: You don't know. With me, you have no room to
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  Speaker 3: talk about squirrels.
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  Speaker 1: Should I tell the story about the clay bird again? No?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well a bird, No, there's.
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: A there's a bird here. And when we're talking during
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: the workday sometimes I look out the window and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that bird's back and he's shaped weird. He's shaped like
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  Speaker 1: an adult sculpted a clay shaped bird, and then a
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  Speaker 1: child got their hands on it and messed up the proportions.
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  Speaker 1: His legs kind of go out to the side a
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  Speaker 1: little more than I feel they should. So he's like
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  Speaker 1: always kind of squatting, and he's.
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  Speaker 5: Like, how does the bird move and come back? If
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  Speaker 5: it's clay?
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  Speaker 2: Like, it's not actually clay.
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  Speaker 1: It's not clay. I'm saying, it's it looks like when
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  Speaker 1: a kid gets a hold of something. Oh like if
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  Speaker 1: you had gone to the Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, it's brain is not functioning, you know what.
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  Speaker 6: It's okay, and she does have a fever from her boots.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's move on.
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  Speaker 6: Pretty good.
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  Speaker 5: Did we introduce ourselves?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 6: Well, yes, I am clay Bird.
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  Speaker 5: I am Big Tit Energy jp H, I am Squirrel Energy.
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  Speaker 3: Kristen, what up?
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  Speaker 1: Amaron? What's up? How you doing? Let's good, single and
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  Speaker 1: ready to pretty Let's go. Let's go all right, So
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you what sock you have? But as
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  Speaker 1: a major disappointment, I can see, yeah, I don't have.
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  Speaker 5: A sock on today.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going naked.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going completely naked. So I'm making sure I stick
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  Speaker 5: back away.
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  Speaker 1: From the mic and overly tanned man in Abitha, did
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  Speaker 1: you did you forget you?
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  Speaker 6: I did?
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  Speaker 1: Are stockless?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I for I forgot. I forgot the soft this morning.
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  Speaker 1: I can't say Abeta the way you're no, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: And Bacelona, no.
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  Speaker 6: I need to send her socks with birds on them.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I got a really cute pair of Pluto socks
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  Speaker 5: when I was in Scotland.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when I go to Scotland. Yeah, the first
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  Speaker 1: thing I want is a pair of Disney branded Pluto socks.
• 8:32
  Speaker 5: Well, and here's the fun thing. It was at like
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  Speaker 5: some it was that pound Land because we went to
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  Speaker 5: Poundland round Land.
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  Speaker 1: It's like their dollar Tree. Ye, okay, that makes more sense.
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  Speaker 1: Do they know what pound Land sounds like?
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  Speaker 5: I believe they do. I believe they do.
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  Speaker 2: It's like dollar Tree, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: It's dollar Tree?
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  Speaker 1: I lovely? You want to go over to palm Land later?
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  Speaker 1: Love How very dare you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I just met you? No, it's the Dolo tree. You
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  Speaker 1: want to go to Poundland.
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  Speaker 5: I could spend all day in Poundland.
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  Speaker 6: Although you get a little soul.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, moisture becomes a problem a few hours in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, great, well we've covered that now, great.
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  Speaker 5: Great, great, terrific exquisite.
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  Speaker 1: Now are you a Pluto fan normally or yes?
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  Speaker 5: Pluto is my favorite Disney character, mainly because my dad
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  Speaker 5: when I was yellow dog, yes exactly, it was a
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  Speaker 5: man yellow hat. So he bought me a stuffed animal
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  Speaker 5: or a stuffed Pluto one year at Disneyland. And I've
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  Speaker 5: been feeling pretty you know, it's coming up on a
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  Speaker 5: year since he died, and so it's been a little
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  Speaker 5: a little rough.
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  Speaker 1: Lately for me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: So you liked Pluto because your dad looked like the
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  Speaker 1: man from I'm Curious George And.
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  Speaker 5: No, well, well sometimes I do fling my ship.
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  Speaker 6: No, and that's really sweet though. You missed him, so
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  Speaker 6: you got Pluto.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, no, I think that's nice.
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  Speaker 6: Well, we'll have to see the socks next time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, is he wearing at least like a little hat
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  Speaker 1: or like.
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  Speaker 5: No, he's running He's like uh oh, So.
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  Speaker 1: It's like one thousand percent nothing to do with Scotland.
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  Speaker 1: You just were like.
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  Speaker 5: Pretty much, Yes, pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: I can respect that.
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  Speaker 5: Well. I didn't buy myself many things when I was there.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I was buying things for other people because
• 10:40
  Speaker 5: I don't I don't. I don't need a bunch of
• 10:43
  Speaker 5: stuff I got. I mean a little chotchkey's here and there.
• 10:45
  Speaker 6: Do you get a little like NeSSI?
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: I did.
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  Speaker 5: I got a mini NeSSI and I put her on
• 10:51
  Speaker 5: my desk at work and she's popping through the picture
• 10:56
  Speaker 5: that we took at the old Ship. Do you know
• 10:58
  Speaker 5: when I first met you?
• 11:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, how does Luna feel about Nessy?
• 11:03
  Speaker 5: Well, Luna only saw NeSSI once and that was when
• 11:07
  Speaker 5: we had that small five point one earthquake last week.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: She was jumped at it. Well, she was.
• 11:15
  Speaker 5: Hanging out on my shoulder and she just plunged onto
• 11:19
  Speaker 5: my keyboard because it freaked her out. I'm like, I
• 11:21
  Speaker 5: want Luna around a hell of a lot more often
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: to warm me about earthquakes. Yeah, but yeah, she just
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  Speaker 5: looked at it and then gave it attitude.
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  Speaker 1: I had the old timey like flip book version of
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  Speaker 1: a film of this, because I got a picture moments
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  Speaker 1: before the five point one of Luna on your shoulder
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  Speaker 1: slash chest, and then seconds later on the desk like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then just just a couple of seconds later, side
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: eyeing Jodie like did you fucking do they.
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: So much?
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  Speaker 5: And I always wonder. I'm like, I really hope that
• 11:58
  Speaker 5: she likes me, just like I like her. But I'm like,
• 12:01
  Speaker 5: she's a fucking lizard, Like she's gonna like me if
• 12:03
  Speaker 5: I'm treating her well and feeder worms.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, I hope she's as nice to you as
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: Abby is to No, that's I mean a different word
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  Speaker 1: than nice. Better to you Abby.
• 12:15
  Speaker 6: Our producers looking out the window.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, our producer has been a real piece of shit.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: This week, Can you focus, abby? She's we might be Yeah,
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: we might finally be headed for a divorce court. She's
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: just very not interested in me.
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: Nice. I did buy Luna a cat perch for the
• 12:35
  Speaker 5: window because our office or our property management company doesn't
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: seem to clean the outside of the windows very well,
• 12:42
  Speaker 5: so I wanted her to be able to be lifted
• 12:44
  Speaker 5: enough so where she can see outside. She like I
• 12:49
  Speaker 5: put the little heater on. She didn't move for like
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: twelve hours.
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  Speaker 3: Such a spoiled beardy.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: What you're saying is, hey, Luna thinks she's cat and
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: b I need a cat tree for when I go
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: to the Portland, Oregon Zoo because I guess it's just
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: the organ zoo. Sorry, guess, because when I see the penguins,
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: I'm at like shit level because the water's kind at
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: eye level. I like to be like twelve inches taller
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: so I could take pictures of the penguins and not
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: just stare through their boop.
• 13:19
  Speaker 6: There is always a scum level.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you need like a portable step stool.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: I guess really smell bad, Like I wouldn't advise you
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: having them in your house.
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  Speaker 6: Stinky.
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: They didn't have a whole heck a lot of them
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  Speaker 5: when I went to When we came back and I
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: stopped off in Dallas, we went to the Dallas Zoo
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  Speaker 5: before I came back, and they had like only six penguins.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: Well, how hot was it?
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Do you want to live in Texas? No?
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: Not at all. I mean my mom. Yeah, I love
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: my mom. I will spend definitely spend time with her
• 13:54
  Speaker 5: where she lives in Texas.
• 13:55
  Speaker 6: But were they wearing a little cowboy hats?
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: No? But we did. We did get to attend the
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: sloth talk.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, I love it.
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: And sloths can they have such a slow metabolism and
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: allow their food to ferment in their stomachs for so
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: long they don't have to eat. But like, oh, actually no,
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: that's not true. They only poop like once every seventeen days.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, and like the ideal pet.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Did you know, well, since this has become animal chat,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: now you're welcome. Did you know that sloths are more
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: likely to get killed that one time every seventeen days
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  Speaker 1: they poop than any other time because they're so often
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: in the trees that it's the coming down from the
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: trees and their slow motion that gets them in trouble.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: On the ground and it's usually because it's when they're
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: going to dig themple on poop. And the sad thing
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: is when you see those videos of people like trying
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: to save one on the fruit or whatever, they were
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: probably on their way to poop and we're like, but
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: my poop holes over there.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, it's like no.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I'll just start this very long walk again, dickhead like.
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  Speaker 4: And then they's a pet in a sorority house and
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: downhill from there.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Also, if you don't need to pick up a slot.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: First of all, we don't live in Costa Rica, so
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: the chances of you encountering a wild sloth is pretty low.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: But if if you listeners, if any of you live
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: in Costa Rica, don't pick them up unless it's like
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: an emergency because they have a whole ecosystem that lives
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: in their fur. They're a little tiny like Horton or
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: not Horton, who fills who lives.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: And they on it. They're like they'll be like hanging
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: on a tree and they're like, what's up, I'm kind
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: of hungry. Let me get a snap on your shoulder and.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Ecosystem it's like a baby bunny. Don't touch that either not,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Mom's gonna eat it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if if that type of munching is happening,
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: but cool.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Well, does anyone have any very very exciting things that
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: they want to share with us? Anybody?
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  Speaker 6: Jony's the one who had all the excitement.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: Well, let's see. I traveled all the way around England
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: and Ireland and Scotland and in Norway. I was really annoying.
• 16:18
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, and then you got really sick, and then
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: I got coaches bullshit and I couldn't even people to
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: wash their hands.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Well, no, it was I was on a Viking cruise
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: with eight hundred and ninety three old people.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you probably touched a railing and that was it. Yeah,
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: think of those railings. You're probably gross.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard when you're on vacation, you know. No,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: you just bump your face like you're doing something and
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, and you've yet and then you're like,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: well now I've COVID.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I just feel bad.
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: You didn't get to visit in Oh I know, or
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: Cama or.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: I know that show. Tickets to see Wicked in the
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: West End was so heartbreaking.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Claus, you didn't get to see Lily or.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Sand. I mean, we didn't make plans, but I was
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: going to say, hey, if I was in the area,
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: need his freaking phenomenal kid his his son just did
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: their very first Oh yeah, they both know. He just
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: like helped him set up his very first gig and
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: him and his like junior high school band of friends.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: They played a bunch of Beatles songs and whatnot.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Like did he was a cute girl too or not?
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: I didn't ask that he plays the guitar and the piano. Yeah,
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: he's I'm just an ad on how well rounded this
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: kid is. He's a good kid. Nice And they watched
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Lily so.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Mike, so Goad. How sad is it that I don't
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: need the music and I know the timing of that.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: And also it bothers me because they go they say mom,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: but the TV says mom or vice versa. I haven't
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: seen an episode in a few weeks.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: But you mean the.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: No not the captions. They either say mom or they
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: say mom. I think they say mom, but the little
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: thing that shows up above her in the oh, and
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: the animation says mom. And I'm like, it says used
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: to make me mad, but now it's just gentle rage. Okay, Look,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: so the other day I thought a fun little idea
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: is that we all come up with like little segments
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: that correspond with our character. And as we know, I'm
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: the president of Snark So, which, by the way, when
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I slam almost face Planet into the Rich Carlton's revolving
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: door because I'm not a member, I don't live in
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: the residences. So when I went to check in for
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: my ald timer's thing the other day, I was so
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: busy looking up to see if it was one of
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: your doors, Jodie, that I almost face Planet because I
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: didn't realize you had to like badge it. So my
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: thing is I send you guys really snarky things all
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: the time, and they're usually pretty funny. And so for
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: my stick, I'd like to highlight some of my favorite
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Dorothy moments. I only have one prepared, so it won't
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: be every week. Maybe I'm not funny all the time.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Why so I this one, this version of text message
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: theater is very exciting because I said, oh my god.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: This was to Kristin. I said, oh my god, the
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: guy that plays Kristen's husband on Evil got his own show.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: She says, we haven't met her husband yet, so I
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: don't know who plays him. And I said, oh, I'm sorry,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize Google was down today. And then sweet
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: little Sassy Kristin sent me the ross fist bumping but
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: you yeah, concerted, fuck you yeah. And at that point
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna develop something around this because this
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: was not the funniest version. But I was like, there
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: are moments like this where earlier we started recording after
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I burned the shit out of one of you, I
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: don't remember who it was, but it's probably me. I mean,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: it's it's a one in three chants. You have a
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: thirty three percent chance it was you. Actually, truthfully, I
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: don't pick on Gina nearly as much because she's my mom.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is true. This is very accurate and like
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: two character.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Shall we get into the episode.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: Episode seven is called The Competition. The original air date
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: is November two, nineteen eighty five, directed by Jim Drake,
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: written by Susan Harris, Barry Fanaro and Mort Nathan Mort. Mort.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: That's a name I don't hear anymore.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: And you don't hear anymore, or at least within our circle.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: Would you like to guess what you think the episode's about.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: What was the name of the episode. The competition Dorothy
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: and Blanche are in competition for a.
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: Man Okay and Kristin I think already knows.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm the only one that doesn't know.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Sorry, not sorry.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Didn't we watch the episode where this happened.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: No, First of all, I actually only said I'm not
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: gonna say what it is. I want Jody to be
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: pleasantly surprised. I only said one word.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: But that pretty much tells me what the competition is.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: So yes, yes, baking spoilers set your guess.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Is baking?
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: No, baking not sex?
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: I said baking.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: No, it was miss Aaron.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's always sex.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Blanche, Well, be here while we're waiting for Aaron, grab
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: the TV controller. Shit. I One of my favorite Blanche
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: quotes is because I definitely think this would be something
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: I would say.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: I saw my entire life flash before my eyes and thought,
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: what a shame if I die Now I'm too young
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: and I'm wearing the wrong underwear.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love that quote.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: That's episode eight. Is it really really? Yes?
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: We get that things get spicy and things.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: I watch those a lot.
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: All right, are we gonna go away and watch the episode?
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah, will be right back with you. We
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: have to go p on oh Lou. Everybody wait right there,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Welcome back. How was that episode? Was that pretty?
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: It was fun fun one I didn't expect. That is
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: not what I was expecting, I will say, but it
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: was funny.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: We forgot to pick the villain for me for this episode.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I had secretly been hoping that you would pick Rose
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: accidentally because most of the time, you guys kind of
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: just write my answer form like you picked the wrong
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: one every week, and I love it, but.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: I would not have picked Rose as the villain.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: But this was a completely different side of Rose, and
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: I kind of loved it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this was mean. We saw how competitive she really gets.
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: And that episode, the gals were competing in a bowling
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: tune and Rose is so competitive. She was trying to
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: find the best partner.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: She kept on ditching people every single time she thought
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: she found the best.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: There was no loyalty, no no, and she didn't give
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: a da I.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Had a neighbor and this is tangentially related. I had
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: a neighbor and when I went to Kaid School down
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: and asking Dido. Melissa Brunetski and she she was my
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: friend in the could sack we would play. We were
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: like the same age and then there were other mismatched
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: age children, but we all kind of hung out together
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: and we all still know each other on Facebook, only
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: we don't really hang out in person. Anyway, Melissa was
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: allowed to take like five people to Disneyland with her
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: for her birthday one year, and she did what Roast did.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: She went around like trying to get the best five
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: people possible. So there were multiple times that year where
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I might have been going to Disneyland with her, but
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: ultimately did not make the cut. And so this episode
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: what a little She's fine, She's fine. I mean we
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: stayed in touch. It's not like she was a terrible person,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: but we were spoiled upper middle class white kids. You
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: got to leverage the gifts your parents give you. And anyway,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: this episode hits close to home because I'm like, man,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I know what that felt like to get shafted for
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: someone slightly more popular than you.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: My family is very competitive when it comes to games,
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: and there's no loyalty, there is no I mean, it's
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: a dog.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Eat dog world.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: And yeah, even when we play this stupid app Monopoly
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Go and there's team events, like my siblings will dump
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: your ass and you're not gonna pull your like it's
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: very competitive.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: And wow, my mom and dad won't play Monopoly with
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: me anymore.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Because you're that competitive.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I start making side deals where I'm like, look, what
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: do you got there? All right, you sell me that property,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I'll give you all the cash that I have right
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: now because I know I can build. Then after a
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: couple turns or whatever, I get very into it, like, yeah,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: off off the instructions like side rules and shit happen.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Yes, oh yeah, people creating their own.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: It was the same way with with beer pong.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: In my Oh yeah, I'm very competitive with beer, very
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: excellent at blowing.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: If the ball is like spinning, I'm so good at
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: blowing out of the cup. And so I wouldn't let
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: the guys finger it out of the cup at my
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: friend's house. I made that an official rule where you
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: can only blow it out, you can't scoop it out
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: with a finger.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that has to be established before the game
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: starts because there's there's so many rules, like so many
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: people play differently.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Printed list and then eventually the rules got hand painted
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: and sealed onto the top of the beer pong table.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: But then they that house and you know, okay, would
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: you like to play a game?
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Yes? No, no, no, no no no no no no
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: no no, no, no, no, no no no.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, So let's us jump back in the clown car
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: and head over to the quiz now. First question, shout
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: your name to buzzed in why are Italian men so romantic?
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: Genus their pants are so tight?
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Yes? I was looking for that on my list.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Idd okay. Question two? Who ultimately ends up bowling with Blanch?
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Christ Jody?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Can I get a second opinion? You both?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I thought it was Christen?
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, Christ?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, okay. Question three, why won't Blanche agree to
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: a side bet with Rose?
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Justin because everything Rose owns is ugly?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Yep? Yes, yeah, so because yours is so damn gladly? Okay, Rose,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Sophia and Blanche are all wearing pink and black satin
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: bowling shirts. What two colors are on?
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Jody?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Yellow and like a turquoise blue Dorothy's blouse.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, get it, she wish Blanche in the background
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: the purple and yellow.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Six dollar tree extra from the excuse me, dollar Land, Nope,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: pound Land. All right, Jody, So this game's tied up everybody.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: As we enter question five, where did Sophia and Augustine
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: first meet?
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: Jody? Yes, they met at the sand Georgino Festival.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's get an impartial second opinion. Do
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I count that or do I make someone say the
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: real name?
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know the real name, so I think she
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: should get it.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, Jody, you get the point, San Gennaro, Gennaro, I
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: don't know who to. You each get a point. Good
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: job for the assists. There we go, all right, great.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: What are the first names of the Nielsen sisters?
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: Jody, Sonia, and Olga?
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: Is it Olga?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Or was she saying I assure you, as someone that
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: is having flashbacks of watching this episode many times.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe she was just saying it weird.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Okay. What does Dorothy say to Blanche when she cannot
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: wake her up at the kitchen?
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Blanche, wake up, my wife will be home any minutes.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: I loved that they're trying to wake her up.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Trying to wake her up, That's what I loved it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: She's heard a thousand times my wife's gonna be home.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: She goes and.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Grabs her shoes, balls out of the chair, when coffee
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: goes everywhere?
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: When was the last time that Blanche was dumped?
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: Oh? Oh, I don't know. Mm.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: No one wrote it down, No one caught this.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: No, oh god, I missed it.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: It's gonna make the next Was this something to do
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: with Tony Bennett? No, but that was the Italian daughter
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: that looked like a yeah that No. Well, the next
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: question is going to get harder then, because it's a
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: part two. The answer was when Wade Honeycut threw me
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: over for Rebecca Wilson. Oh, oh, yeah, Rebecca Wilkinson.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: What was that? Who was Rebecca Wilkinson?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: That's the next question. Who was Rebecca Wilkinson?
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: She's a bitch. I have no idea. I just know
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: that that Blanche slept with that guy's brother to get
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: back at him.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Well, so, yeah, so she says that she didn't value
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: your she says Dorothy I think, says who was Rebecca Wilkerson?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: And she says a girl who did not value her reputation?
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Got it going from Blint.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: I was busy thinking about anderbone or bow.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: So I missed it.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: This last question is also hard, so we manned this
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: with a tie. What is a painting slash picture frame
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: by the front door?
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: Oh no, no idea, no idea.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: I didn't catch it.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: It's a painting of a face, one of those like
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: super weird eighties like pretty painting, like pastel colors.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it's like the soft pink and the soft turquoise,
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: and it's probably textured also.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. I wasn't on the set, although
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I did find out the other day that someone I
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: work with was on set once the Golden Girls. Then
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, cool, you shut the fuck up your mouth.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: It was so mad the girls weren't there. It was
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: like that like a family member worked there and so
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: they got to see the set, but they didn't meet
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: the Golden Girls. But we were talking about it.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: And did you steal something from the set, because I
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: would have I would have taken.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I told all the things they had come in to
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: record it the next day and be like, where's that.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I loved her person in this episode.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: It was like a.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Wicker would wove. I know, I just really liked it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: She was like, and I'm like I would totally use
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: one of those.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I've been watching one on eBay that's similar enough that
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like I could convert it the rest of
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: no way, but it's missing the insights. And I don't
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: know if I'm smart enough to line a wicker bag,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to carry a thirty years dirt
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: wicker like I need to be able to clean and
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: prep the thing. But I have a couple that I'm
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: watching that are pretty similar that I can make a
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: good duplicate, but they should really just make that. So hey,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: if you're listening to this right now and you work
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: for like a handbag company, fucking make the Petrillo purse,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: brand it as Patrillo purse, then you don't get in trouble.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: You're not saying like Ma or Golden Girls. You're just
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: saying Patrollo, which is a name, and then I will
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: buy it, and I would pay upwards of like seventy
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: five dollars for that person.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I'd buy one too. So there you got two people already.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look they're basically rich. Now you now have one
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars you didn't have if you make
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: that bag before. That's right, girl, maths anyway, well, does
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: anyone have any comments or anything they want to talk
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: about on the show at all?
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: I loved this episode. I thought it was really fun.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: We got a little bit of a different personality from everybody.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Rose was a lot more mean and self serving, and
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Dorothy was a lot more generous and carying towards her mother,
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: which I really liked her throwing at the end so
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: that her mom could do the trip, Like I guess,
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: I found that really heartwarming.
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: They had they had a bet that Sophia could go
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: back to Sicily with her buddy if they won, and
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: Dorothy heard her and was his name, Augustine, august Augustine
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: bag It talking, and so she threw. She didn't pick
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: up the spear that she's known to be able to.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Do easy, and so everybody went and gave her the
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: earrings that she wanted to gave her her bit.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was sweet.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: It's honestly a really sweet episode. I like it. We
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: see almost sort of a softer side of Blanche too,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: because initially her feelings are hurt, and that the whole
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: uh when she comes to the kitchen and goes I
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: am stunned. I'm just so stunned. I cannot even begin
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: to tell you how stunning I died. And then I, preemptively,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: while we were watching it, started to spit my own
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: coffee out because I remembered that Dorothy Dorothy very much
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: like me, and perhaps that's where I got some of
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: my comedic timing in life. Was then said, I'm sorry,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: so did you say you were stunned?
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: Pat out of the air, And that's what I would do.
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: I'd be like, I wonder if she's stunned.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Wait, so you're stunned. That's interesting.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: I didn't what you're saying is your I wasn't getting.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: That really weird? Okay, yeah, I get it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: That's cool, perfect Dorothy.
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: At the beginning of the episode, Sophia looks like she's
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: making this amazing looking pasta sauce.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: What she was making it for? I mean, we found
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: out I.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Think she was. I think, wasn't it because August, because oh,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: that's right, that was such a.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: I don't know if you ever got any.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: I mean no, because Blanche was.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Bread Double Dippers of America Club in their kitchen, Dorothy
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: put a spoon in. We don't know how many times
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Dorothy put the spoon in the sauce, and she was
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: sipping it like the way they sipped the fucking soup
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: and Clue with the like slurping right. And then Sophia
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: put the wooden spowed in her mouth and back in
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: the pot. And then Rude Dage double bread dipped the
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: bread in which right off the bat. Now there's crumbs
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: and Kristen can't have it back in the fall. Then
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: after she took a bite, she put her spitty piece
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: of bread back in there. So there's three out of
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: four members of season. This is saliva in that.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Makes it taste better.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Secret of good sauces.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: You don't wash your hands.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: This is definitely pre cold.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely breathe it just joking.
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: Oh, talking about stuff back in the day, twelve hundred
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  Speaker 6: dollars to go to Sicily nineteen five seams high. It's like,
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  Speaker 6: what is it now?
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  Speaker 1: Well, so I don't know, because European travel was more
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  Speaker 1: expensive before than it is now, not technically because you
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  Speaker 1: know inflation and blah blah blah, but you could probably
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  Speaker 1: get a twelve hundred dollars flight now more easily than
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  Speaker 1: you could have back then because it was more about
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  Speaker 1: the fuel and stuff.
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  Speaker 7: I think that's just a song that struck me as
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  Speaker 7: when the Bowling Alley Hamburger was a dollar fifty, right, it's.
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  Speaker 3: Like five for like a cheap direct flight.
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  Speaker 6: So that's something that has changed for the better for once.
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  Speaker 1: And I think it's about I do think it's about
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  Speaker 1: fuel in the distance of the flight. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: that's something.
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  Speaker 5: That the amount that they can carry weight wise and
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  Speaker 5: the jet stream.
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  Speaker 3: We could pay almost that much to travel from the
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  Speaker 3: West coast to the East coast. That's right.
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  Speaker 6: Sing Yeah, and you said what five to go to Sicily?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, direct flight and that's from Miami to Sicily.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, I'm I'm trying to think, Yeah, my Boston
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  Speaker 1: flight is like six hunder bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's yeah, that's crazy interesting.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that struck me as very high.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hey, guys, I think it's time that we all
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  Speaker 2: Abby, don't get your hair in that cheesecake.
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  Speaker 6: I want to eat it.
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  Speaker 1: Abby, pa Oh your tongues touching it.
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  Speaker 6: Fucke. That's all right, it's fine.
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