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What Did You Drop in the Toilet!? · The Joe Show

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  Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
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  Speaker 1: Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys.
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  Speaker 2: Can you act like you're taking a phone call? I
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  Speaker 2: want to see how you do it. Toilet face.
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  Speaker 3: You dropped it in the toilet? Wait, what? Ew. That's funny.
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  Speaker 3: That's real funny. Real funny guy. I'm not going to say,
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  Speaker 3: you know what? I was, you know what? I'm tired
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  Speaker 3: of this.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Jed. Hey, Jed. Hey, Jed.
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  Speaker 3: Toilet face. Hey, 800-409-9393. What did you drop in the toilet?
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  Speaker 3: Cause I dropped my phone in the toilet yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Jed.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Joe.
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  Speaker 1: I dropped my phone in the toilet, and I'm curious.
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  Speaker 1: What did you drop in the toilet?
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  Speaker 2: 800-409-9393. I can't believe you.
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  Speaker 3: He's got it. He's got it. What is he, poop face?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Poopery.
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  Speaker 3: What are you, the newest DC? Some particles.
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  Speaker 2: Ew.
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  Speaker 3: You ate that popcorn yesterday? You ate that popcorn yesterday? Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Some booty crumbs in there. Just a special sprinkling.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, I would never do that. I don't do that
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  Speaker 3: to begin with. Will you spit it? No. Spitting a thing.
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  Speaker 3: I'll let you figure it out. I do. How did
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  Speaker 3: it taste? That's what she said.
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  Speaker 2: It tasted a little crusty, didn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Ew. 800-800-409-9393.
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  Speaker 2: You can text it at 97720. What did you drop
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  Speaker 2: in the toilet?
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  Speaker 1: I have a, this isn't the first time I dropped my,
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  Speaker 1: I had to get a new phone case because the
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  Speaker 1: last time I did it, it was, this is why
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  Speaker 1: I get the rubber cases now because I had the
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  Speaker 1: cloth case that Apple sells. And it was seriously, it
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  Speaker 1: was disgusting. Because you would push on it, and.
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  Speaker 2: It would just.
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  Speaker 1: Ew, no.
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  Speaker 3: All right. I didn't need the sound effect.
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  Speaker 1: Yucky.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried to keep it, but I could not.
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  Speaker 3: But what did you drop?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing is worse than if you're wearing, like, a longer
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  Speaker 2: skirt or, like, a midi skirt, and you could accidentally
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  Speaker 2: drop it on the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: I've also dropped a Halloween costume in the toilet, too.
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  Speaker 2: Like, a longer one. Yeah, what do you do?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta wear it. What did you.
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  Speaker 2: I think I probably just try to like dab.
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  Speaker 3: It'd be probably like a faux leather or something. You
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  Speaker 3: just try to like dab it off a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Be very careful. Very careful with the long garments in
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  Speaker 3: the bathroom. I probably do this once every two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: I drop my robe, the little strap in there, and
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  Speaker 3: I get so mad every time. It's the worst. At
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  Speaker 3: least you can wash it. Like, what are you gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: With your phone?
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  Speaker 3: But I'm already naked, and I'm like, I gotta take
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  Speaker 3: it off and find something else to throw on. It's
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  Speaker 3: a whole thing. Yeah, I don't like it. Hey, who's this? Hey,
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  Speaker 3: what's going on? It's Deshawn. What up, Deshawn? What'd you
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  Speaker 3: drop in the toilet? I dropped my AirPods. Definitely did
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  Speaker 3: that before. Abby's done that. Did they still work after?
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  Speaker 3: They did. What is that? Did they still work afterwards? Evidently, no. Oh, no,
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  Speaker 3: it didn't work after. You must have dropped them in
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  Speaker 3: there too long. You got to be quick. You got
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  Speaker 3: to be quick. So you did try to save them? No,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't. Why? I would just be like, you know what?
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  Speaker 3: It's a loss. Let's see if these things will work.
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  Speaker 3: These things are expensive. I'm sticking my hand right in here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sticking my hand in there and I'm putting it
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  Speaker 3: in rice. I'm taking both earbuds out. I grab it
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  Speaker 3: out of the toilet and I rinse it off. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know why I do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 3: I'm flushing it. I'm not. I don't want my condo
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  Speaker 3: coming back and saying, hey, we caught this in your...
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  Speaker 3: Toilet water.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. Hey, thank you, thank you. You too. Thank you,
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  Speaker 3: thank you, thank you. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Let's move on.
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  Speaker 3: Grand. I'm toilet face now. Toilet face. Toilet bowl face.
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  Speaker 2: Smells like Jed's face.
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  Speaker 3: Smells like what Joe had for dinner last night.
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  Speaker 1: Chipotle. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 2: Thank God. Thank God I didn't drop into the work
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  Speaker 2: one yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Because- Oh, it was rancid, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, that was- Somebody said that.
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  Speaker 3: It was me. No, it was you who pooped? You
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  Speaker 3: don't think it was me? Somebody definitely did. I went
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  Speaker 3: to the bathroom. Sam said he was like, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know who was it. Yeah, Sam said it was horrible.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was me. Sam told me it was,
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  Speaker 3: and I quote, criminal. Yes. Whoever did whatever they did
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  Speaker 3: in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: I did go poop yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Did you drop? Okay, now, did you drop it in?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I dropped it at home, but the poop
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  Speaker 3: at work? Okay. It could have been me. Wow. I mean, listen,
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  Speaker 3: I pooped. How'd you tell me Philly yesterday? Fine.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone was sick around me, though. Alyssa didn't feel good.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't feel good. Sean didn't feel good.
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  Speaker 3: How did you guys feel? I felt fine, yeah. I
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  Speaker 3: felt good, too. But I think my duty, because it's this. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I felt fine up until I put your phone up
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  Speaker 3: against my face.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Clears me out. And everyone knows it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just waiting on the stomach blow thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's not working yet. Have some more fiber. Eat a
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  Speaker 3: whole kiwi. This is fiber. Eat a whole kiwi. Every day.
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  Speaker 3: I will. Eat the little fuzzy part on there. All right.
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  Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
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  Speaker 1: Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys.