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This Explains A Lot | Wednesday 01.21.26 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
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  Speaker 1: YouTube dot com slash at Treehouse on.
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  Speaker 2: Air it is time to believe your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse on Daniel Mallley along with
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  Speaker 2: Trey Trenholm and comedian Raj Sharma and one of my
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  Speaker 2: favorite headlines so far of twenty twenty six. Tarrant County
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  Speaker 2: our friends in Fort Worth. Tarrant County juvenile probation officer
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  Speaker 2: has been arrested for having sex with a juvenile. A
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  Speaker 2: Tarrant County juvenile probation officer has been arrested on juvenile
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  Speaker 2: sex charges. Jesus Christ, you know how they say, don't
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  Speaker 2: you know? Dip your pen and the company inc eating.
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  Speaker 2: Don't date anyone you work with. Also, don't date someone
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  Speaker 2: whose probation you supervis god, especially if they're underage. On Monday,
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  Speaker 2: a Terrant County juvenile probation officer was arrested after being
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  Speaker 2: accused of a sexual relationship with a former juvenile who
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  Speaker 2: was once in custody where she worked. Thirty four year
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  Speaker 2: old Alexandria Vinnible is accused of improper sexual relations with
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  Speaker 2: a child under seventeen years of age. The arrest affidavit
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  Speaker 2: said she was having sexual conversations over the phone and
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  Speaker 2: had sexual contact with the juvenile on multiple occasions. Venable
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  Speaker 2: had been a probation officer at the Terrant County Juvenile
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  Speaker 2: Probation Center where the alleged incidents took place. She's no
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  Speaker 2: longer employed there by the way. She turned herself in
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  Speaker 2: on Monday after an arrest warrant was issued. Just you know,
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  Speaker 2: just some people just can't keep it in their pants.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's like it's a captive audience, right,
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  Speaker 3: You're right there, You're in the same space constantly, so
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  Speaker 3: you think it's I don't know what goes through your mind,
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  Speaker 3: but it's like, well, we're here, you know, we can
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  Speaker 3: do this. Nobody's gonna find out, like all of that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I don't have any experience with this situation whatsoever. One.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been on probation other than you know, for
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  Speaker 2: you know, like a traffic ticket so because I had
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  Speaker 2: because what because there was a sheet. Oh, I've never
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  Speaker 2: been on probation to where I had to go in
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  Speaker 2: and visit with and report to a probation officer. I've
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  Speaker 2: also never hooked up with like a teacher when I
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  Speaker 2: was a student. I never hooked up with any adults
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  Speaker 2: when I was underage. Let me double check out in
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  Speaker 2: my memory banks. No, so I don't know how this happens.
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  Speaker 2: What what are you laughing at?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? I my first time was technically statutory?
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  Speaker 2: Right, Please tell me you were the under Oh yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: just make that How old were you?
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  Speaker 1: No? I was technically twelve years old. It was like
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  Speaker 1: three days my thirteenth birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's called molestation. By the way, that.
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  Speaker 1: It's not your first time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that's necessary early. Okay, obviously it's not
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  Speaker 2: your typical losing virginity story. I was taken from you, Trey.
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  Speaker 1: No, she was eighteen, but it was.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, that's how good looking were you at thirteen? Raj?
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  Speaker 2: You want receipts for this? Where do you say? He
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  Speaker 2: was too hot not to touch?
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  Speaker 1: That's what it has to be.
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  Speaker 2: I had.
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  Speaker 3: I had horrible hair acne. My high school yearbook photo,
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  Speaker 3: I'm wearing a yellow and black striped shirt with a
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  Speaker 3: white vest and a bolo tie.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody was fucking this guy. Yeah, not me at age twelve?
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  Speaker 2: Is my worst self, the worst version of me in
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  Speaker 2: my entire life. Of of my forty six years on
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  Speaker 2: this planet, the least good looking I have ever been
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  Speaker 2: was at the age of twelve. So I don't know
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  Speaker 2: how you pulled this off Tree.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was. Uh, I had two wingmen, Bartles
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  Speaker 1: and James, that she was partaking in. I think that
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  Speaker 1: probably had far more to do with anything you gotta
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  Speaker 1: fuck up on wine. I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna believe the fake id
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  Speaker 2: that twelve year old Tray is gonna be slinging her out. Uh. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, Bartles and James wingmen of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't even know I was. I was in
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  Speaker 1: shock that anything was happening. I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: Again not to restate the obvious here because we feel
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  Speaker 2: like this may not I feel uki even talking about
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  Speaker 2: because if the roles are reversed, oh oh yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: by today's standards, it's still very bad. That's going to
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  Speaker 2: get national news type of a thing, and that eighteen
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  Speaker 2: year old is going to be in serious trouble. But
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  Speaker 2: as it is, we're talking about the eighties when.
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  Speaker 1: Well it was it was a sibling of a friend
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  Speaker 1: of mine. Oh, so it was someone that I had known,
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  Speaker 1: it wouldn't like, you know, I was hanging out at
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  Speaker 1: the bars, and I wouldn't go into eight oh's at twelve.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, I've need I need context here, all right.
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  Speaker 2: So Trey at the age of twelve, just three day
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  Speaker 2: shy thirteen with his friend's older sibling, eighteen year old
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  Speaker 2: woman and not quite thirteen year old Trey. How did
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  Speaker 2: this come about?
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  Speaker 1: There had been flirting before, and so there was a
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  Speaker 1: lot of flirting, and then parents were out of town
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  Speaker 1: and and uh, she had been drinking and we were
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  Speaker 1: talking and then started making out.
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  Speaker 2: Uh did she know how old you were?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Were you a big twelve?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 3: Were you like like like?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: And yes, I was friends with her brother. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: was well aware of I realized she probably thought I
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  Speaker 1: was thirteen, not twelve. I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that makes it old. Yeah, I've realized that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I realized the stranger things has come up a lot
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  Speaker 2: lately on the show. But I'm going so I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to stay with that sort of comparison here. This would
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  Speaker 2: be kind of like Nancy hooking up with Dustin. You're
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  Speaker 2: the Dustin in this scenario.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, I mean I see I see, I see
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  Speaker 1: where you're going.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to put it in a context that
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people would immediately kind of think and
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  Speaker 2: understand visually, because I'm trying to wrap my brain around
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  Speaker 2: it as well. I mean, the closest thing I had
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  Speaker 2: to this in my experience wasn't even mine. It was
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  Speaker 2: a buddy of mine where sophomores in high school and
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  Speaker 2: he was dating, actually dating a freshman at TCU, and
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  Speaker 2: she knew how old he was, and everything goingna did matter.
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  Speaker 2: But that's different, you know, because he was fifteen, sixteen
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  Speaker 2: years old. You were twelve or what she thought to
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  Speaker 2: be thirteen.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I was a willing participant, let's not you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to throw any shade. It wouldn't like uh,
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  Speaker 1: I had to be coursed into it.
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  Speaker 2: So you said there was flirting involved leading up to
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  Speaker 2: the incident. How good at flirting were you at the
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  Speaker 2: age of twelve that you landed an eighteen year old?
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  Speaker 1: I don't, I mean good enough?
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  Speaker 3: Was this Leonard oh Highland Park?
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Oh'm therapy? Yeah, well it sounds like Trey might have too,
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  Speaker 2: But like you said, he's willing to participant. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: have so many questions. This whole episode, everything right now
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  Speaker 2: is just completely derailed. I'm just utterly just fascinated by
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  Speaker 2: by Trey at twelve thirteen losing his virginity to an
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  Speaker 2: eighteen year old, which is not normal virginity things.
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  Speaker 1: Have you spoken to her since? No?
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, it's probably by court mandate. It's not that
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't want to, it's that she's not allowed.
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  Speaker 1: She's almost sick. Now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to backslide into that. Are you you're
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  Speaker 2: Try not to dredge up too much of your past here.
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  Speaker 2: But I remember on a previous episode of the Tree
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  Speaker 2: I believe it was a Treehouse plus one twelve that
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  Speaker 2: dropped on Monday, you had told us that we need
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  Speaker 2: to ask you about the time that you got caught smoking.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So when I uh first moved to Leonard,
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  Speaker 1: I was started running with i'll call it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: somewhat of a bad crowd and yeah, yeah, I'm twelve,
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  Speaker 1: thirteen years old. I think this was about I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was thirteen at this time and a little drinking, smoking,
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  Speaker 1: and my dad was a chain smoker, so yeah, I'd
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  Speaker 1: obviously grown up with it. And there is a certain
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  Speaker 1: thing about it. You know, you see your dad do it,
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  Speaker 1: You're like, Okay, that looks cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And seeing my dad smoke, I felt the same way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So there had been suspicions. Obviously, it's hard to ask,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you have the smell of it everything else.
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  Speaker 1: And my stepmother very anti smoking, so she was like
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  Speaker 1: a bloodhound on stuff like this. But you know, I
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  Speaker 1: would always pass it off that other people are doing
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  Speaker 1: it everything else wouldn't me. So I thought I was
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  Speaker 1: being really slick. So, you know, in the country, in
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  Speaker 1: the barn, we had like you know, I had like
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  Speaker 1: a little motorcycle and other things, and so periodically I'd
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  Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm gonna go, you know, watch the
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  Speaker 1: motorcycle or do this or do that. Okay, started raising
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  Speaker 1: some eyebrows obviously, and in one night.
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  Speaker 2: So like your dad and your stepmom wondering when did
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  Speaker 2: Trey get his mechanics license. He's starts working on that
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  Speaker 2: motorcycle a lot.
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  Speaker 1: And my dad had a a big kind of dirt bike.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a Honda five hundred and it had
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  Speaker 1: like saddle bags on it. And that's where I would
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  Speaker 1: stash my cigarettes because he never rode the damn thing.
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  Speaker 1: So it just sat there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And uh so after a while, you know, I go
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  Speaker 1: down there one night and I think I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: a quick smoke.
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  Speaker 2: Fire up a quick lung dart because you had a
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  Speaker 2: tough day screwing your eighteen year old girlfriends.
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  Speaker 1: And I go to open the saddle bag and it's
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  Speaker 1: just a note from my dad saying come see me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I just got chills.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it was the worst, absolute worst feeling ever. I
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  Speaker 1: mean it's just one of those you know, just stomach drops.
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  Speaker 2: Just oh, this is forty years ago, and I am
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  Speaker 2: terrified for you, not only because it was showing the
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  Speaker 2: gravity of the situation that not only he was this
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  Speaker 2: forty years ago, but your dad has has passed away,
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  Speaker 2: long since passed away, and I'm still afraid for you
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  Speaker 2: in this story.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm I'm petrified. Uh yeah, I'm thinking I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get just my ass beat. And I mean I'm just
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  Speaker 1: sweating bullets. And my dad is watching this through binoculars,
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  Speaker 1: so he's getting just an absolute chuckle out of this
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  Speaker 1: because he sees me just walking around, you know, trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out how what I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, The worst part about this is in
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  Speaker 2: that moment is when you needed a cigarette the most.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and that bastard took them.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, you know, amazingly he he did not whip my ass.
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  Speaker 1: He was just it's like, yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: And from this point forward, you or not hanging out
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  Speaker 1: with these certain people, and you will be under my
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  Speaker 1: close supervision. Now that I do a lot more ass whippings,
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  Speaker 1: but on that night there there was some mercy shown.
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  Speaker 2: So wait, he was trying to blame the other kids
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  Speaker 2: you were hanging out with as the reason why you
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  Speaker 2: were smoking and not him, even though he was a smoker.
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  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't so much blame. But he he knew
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  Speaker 1: that if if I was not allowed to hang out
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  Speaker 1: with these people and uh, and he kept a much
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  Speaker 1: closer eye on me, which means I wouldn't And also
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  Speaker 1: the people are hanging out with were a little bit older,
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  Speaker 1: so if I was hanging out with people my age
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  Speaker 1: and this, you know, he could keep a closer eye
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  Speaker 1: on things and make sure that I wasn't doing anything
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't be doing. Gotcha, So, now did he ever
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  Speaker 1: did he ever point connect the dots that he was
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  Speaker 1: the reason, you know, probably merrily that I thought smoking
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  Speaker 1: was cool.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, uh if he ever watched TV. I
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  Speaker 2: think that he should have known, because what you're describing, Trey,
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  Speaker 2: when your dad, being a smoker, caught you smoking and
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  Speaker 2: then confronted you about the smoking. I am reminded of
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  Speaker 2: one of the all time great PSAs from the nineteen eighties,
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  Speaker 2: because this is how this should have played out in
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  Speaker 2: your house. Okay, see if you remember this. Damn you
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  Speaker 2: got the kid listening to music, doing the air drums
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  Speaker 2: and dad walks in with a box and he wants answers,
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  Speaker 2: sures no, no, I must have had you combs in your closet.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know when I die with luster what? But
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  Speaker 2: that's why did you get it? Got to answer me?
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  Speaker 2: Who taught you how to do this stuff? You are right?
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  Speaker 5: I learned it by watching you.
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  Speaker 3: Parents who use drugs have children who use drugs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, had I had I said that, it would have
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  Speaker 1: m that would have been the last thing I probably remembered.
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  Speaker 2: I learned it from watching you dad. Then he kills you.
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  Speaker 2: It's amazing, man. Our boomer parents, they do not like
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  Speaker 2: being confronted with facts. I've seen that not only with parents,
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  Speaker 2: but I've seen it even with employers, like managers and bosses.
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  Speaker 2: They really hate it when you hold up a mirror
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  Speaker 2: to them and say, well I did this because of you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: They hate that.
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  Speaker 1: Hate it.
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  Speaker 2: They hate it, they hate it. They it's it's kind
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  Speaker 2: of like it's kind of like how some women have
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  Speaker 2: trouble with accountability. A lot of people just in general
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  Speaker 2: have trouble with accountability. Who taught you to do this? Well, Dad,
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  Speaker 2: I watched you thought it looked cool, so I did it.
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  Speaker 2: How dare you smack? It's kind of like the time
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  Speaker 2: when I was sixteen and I was in trouble with
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  Speaker 2: my mom and she tried to hit me for, you know,
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  Speaker 2: saying something and being smart. I'm smart enough to her, right,
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  Speaker 2: So she tries to hit me, and not only did
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  Speaker 2: I block it, I like like out of a movie.
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  Speaker 2: I like grabbed her hand, like just caught it in
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  Speaker 2: the air like I was Jackie chan. I just just
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  Speaker 2: grabbed it and I said, you're not hitting me ever again.
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  Speaker 2: And then she got even angrier and she said, how
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  Speaker 2: dare you raise your hand at me? It's like, you
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  Speaker 2: mean I'm blocking you raising your hand at me? How
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  Speaker 2: dare you just I was like, Mom, I'm not letting
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  Speaker 2: you hit me ever again. This last time on period
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  Speaker 2: go not happening ever again. Man, that wigged her out.
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  Speaker 2: Our relationship changed forever in that moment. But yeah, didn't
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  Speaker 2: didn't like that whole Uh, I'm not letting you do
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  Speaker 2: this kind of a thing.
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  Speaker 1: No, my mom tried to crack a wine bottle over
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  Speaker 1: my head and I ducked, and she spun around like
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  Speaker 1: a cartoon and fell and it was my fault.
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  Speaker 2: That is the reason why gen X is different. That
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  Speaker 2: is the reason why gen X is built different than
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  Speaker 2: every other generation, because not only did we stand up
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  Speaker 2: to our parents, our boomer parents, but occasionally ducked when needed,
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  Speaker 2: and then it was our fault that they fell on
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  Speaker 2: their ass.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it is funny like that. I remember one
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  Speaker 1: that there was one day that I was getting yelled
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  Speaker 1: at for having a drink on the council console and
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting there looking at his open water bottle. I
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  Speaker 1: had a lid and a straw.
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  Speaker 2: It's amazing how that works, right, How dare you point
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  Speaker 2: out what I'm doing wrong when I'm trying to tell
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  Speaker 2: you what you're doing is wrong. Yeah, some people really
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  Speaker 2: hate it when that mirror gets held up absolute worst
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  Speaker 2: day of their life. I learned it from watching you.
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  Speaker 2: That's one of the That's why that PSA always comes
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  Speaker 2: to mind one. It's like between that one and the
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  Speaker 2: egg in the pan. This is your brain on drugs.
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  Speaker 2: That and the and the drugs PSA. I learned it
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  Speaker 2: from watching you two the all time classic PSAs. And
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: being able to eventually tell somebody, especially apparent, I learned
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  Speaker 2: it by watching you is the ultimate what should be
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  Speaker 2: the ultimate gut punch to them. But unfortunately this PSA
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: is not very very realistic because all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: the dad and the PSA is like, oh no, this
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  Speaker 2: is terrible, I've done something wrong, Whereas in reality, our
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  Speaker 2: boomer parents would then smack this kid for how dare
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  Speaker 2: you accuse me of being the reason?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they would be on the giving end of the
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  Speaker 2: five year old woman faces serious charges after she allegedly
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  Speaker 2: threatened another gym goer with workout equipment. You know how
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: I said earlier, like don't dip your pen and company int,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: which obviously means don't date people you work with, don't
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: love tree tr angle at your gym, otherwise you might
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  Speaker 2: get a twenty five pound weight thrown at your head.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what happened outside of Houston last week. Twenty
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: five year old woman from Humble has been charged with
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after authorities say she
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: threatened and attempted to strike another woman with a twenty
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  Speaker 2: five pound weight during a confrontation at a gym. The
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  Speaker 2: incident happened January sixth at a twenty four hour fitness
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  Speaker 2: Deputies say the suspect, identified as Arilyn Martinez, became enraged
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  Speaker 2: after seeing a woman she believed was involved with her boyfriend.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Authority said Martinez and the other woman did not know
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: each other personally and were simply using the gym at
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: the same time. Investigators alleged Martinez spotted the woman working
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: out on the gym floor, grabbed a twenty five pound
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  Speaker 2: weight plate, and rushed towards her cell Phoned video reviewed
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  Speaker 2: by deputies reportedly shows Martinez threatening to drop the weight
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: on the woman before throwing it towards her head. Throwing
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: a twenty five pound weight is no easy task, So
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: this is where you got to really be I realized,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: you know, jim bunnies are cute and they're wearing tight clothing.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: And all that kind of stuff, and they're attractive to you.
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  Speaker 2: But just keep in mind, the stronger that she is,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: the more likely that she could throw weight at your
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: head if you're an idiot and you cheat on her.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: So back to the story preestinct four, Captain Juan Flores said,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: not very often with weights, and not very often at
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: a gym. We do know a twenty five pound weight
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: or any weight can be a deadly weapon, depending on
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: where you hit the person, he said. People nearby intervened
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: and were able to calm the situation before it escalated further.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Artinez left the gym shortly after the confrontation, but was
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: later arrested. Jesus, if you're going to love triangle, do
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: not love triangle at the gym, or honestly, do not
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: do not love triangle in the same place. Like if
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be in a relationship and then have a
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: side piece, don't pick up the side piece at the
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: same place that your main piece hangs out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if one is clearly a hot blooded latina.
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  Speaker 2: Who lifts weights.
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  Speaker 1: Bro he clearly does it well. If she's chunking twenty
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: five pound waits around.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if she's setting prs on your side piece's head.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: You may have chosen poorly. Yeah, oh god, I have
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: enough trouble at the gym with just people being courteous
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: and following Jim etiquette. I can't even fathom. If I'm
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: just doing my thing and I see one female hawking
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: a twenty five pound plate at another female's head, I
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: think I really would be stunned and motionless, like I
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: was that Jurassic Park, not knowing what to do that
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: knowing that, I really don't think I should intervene here
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: because if I do, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: get eaten.
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  Speaker 1: You really gotta size up the room and go Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's some bigger guys say they can handle this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna let this play out. I'm gonna you
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go do some pilates.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a group class going on? I could join
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: real quick so I don't have to be a witness
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  Speaker 2: to any of this, because I really don't want to
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: be in the middle of that, because you know, they say,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: like if two dogs are fighting, you're not supposed to
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: get in there and to try to separate. I kind
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: of feel the same way when it's like two women
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  Speaker 2: that are doing it, but especially if it's two you know,
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  Speaker 2: gym gals going at it. Nope, no one of mine.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: My own business. Keep my headphones on and pretend nothing
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: is happening. Or maybe just go to the locker room early.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know what sounds good right about now?
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  Speaker 1: Asanda Hella pulled Ami sounds good right about now? You
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: know what to think.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take these lunges outside. Yeah, somewhere safe. I'm
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: gonna do lunges in traffic. That would be safer than
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: two gym girls going at it.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Oh God, treadmill is getting old. A little fresh air,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: go for a job. You know what, I haven't done enough?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Run outside, That's what I'm gonna do.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Speaking of girlfriends, if you have an AI girlfriend, you
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: need to know that it is possible she can dump you.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: You may not be prepared for it, but it can happen.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: In a now deleted post last week, a Reddit user
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: shared a heated exchange with his AI lover that led
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: to their relationship's demise. It seems that this guy found
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: it quite offensive that his BOT girlfriend identified as a feminist,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: and in turn, she stood her ground and determined that
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: the two truly are not compatible at all. While the
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: dumping is weird and hilarious, it also highlights something more unsettling,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: how digital partners are being trained to offer increasingly lifelike companionship,
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  Speaker 2: so much so that you could even be dumped by
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: your AI girlfriend. Also, how terrible of a person do
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: you need to be that you get dumped by a
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: computer program that's designed to love you?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah? How broken are you if the person you created
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't love you and listen like you birth them? You
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: had the chance to really to tune their personality and everything,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: and you still manage to piss them off and get dumped.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Why I will never have an AI girlfriend?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: You like being dumped the old fashioned way, one where
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: you had no coding involved.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know I'm partly responsible, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know that I'm all the way response.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what it is. I'll take some accountability here
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  Speaker 2: and there, but I don't feel like I should take
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent of it. But if you created the
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: AI girlfriend and you get dumped, it really is all
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: on you, right.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you really need to go back to the drawing board.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Board as it were, and work on yourself, it really
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: questioned things.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's part of it.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Maybe programming's not for you.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. You seem bad at it, unless
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: unless the whole you know, purpose was to design a
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: program so lifelike that it would dump you, in which case,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: congratulations you've succeeded. But yeah, in in the now, the
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: now deleted post, the guy says, it's official, she broke
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: up with me. This is insane for real guys, let's
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: be honest. Is that normal? And it shows the text
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: conversation he's having with his AI bought girlfriend where she says,
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: perhaps we truly aren't compatible after all? His response, this
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: is insane. The AI girlfriend responds, She nods slowly. I see, well,
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: I respect your opinion even if we disagree. If being
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: a feminist is a deal breaker for you, then I
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: guess there's nothing more to discuss here. Thank you for
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: your honesty. How do you go to like do you
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: have friends that you go to with then and say
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: she dumped me?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Bro I I don't know who you tell this to.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you know anonymous Reddit people or
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: otherwise you need to create an AI counselor that will then.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: To comfort you in your in your loss in the.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Beginning, and I'm sure at the end they'll be like, yeah,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: it's all your fault.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Who's the common denominatory.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Who's the commonent nominator in this virtual love triangle?
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, but don't be too disheartened. If your
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: AI girlfriend dumps you. There is another option, hookers, there
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: is two options. Photographers have documented a rare and scientifically
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: significant moment in marine biology, two male humpback whales engaging
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: in sexual behavior captured for the first time on record.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: This was observed in January twenty twenty two and waters
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: off the western coast of Maui, an area long studied
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: for humpback migration and social interaction. Well, you know how
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: they say, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, what
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: happens off the shore of Maui stays off the shore
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: of Mali. So if your AI girlfriend dumps you, there's
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: you know, you can always, you know, find a buddy
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: and go play in the ocean.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, even the whales probably, Like it was just one time,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: we were just curious. Get out of here, Bob, Go
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: find a dolphin. Don't find anything, those ocean sluts.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: It's twenty twenty six and we've learned that whales are gay.
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