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BONUS: I love An Honest Biatch! · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hi, mabe, It's me La La Kent. Welcome back to
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  Speaker 1: the bonus episode of podcast Day. I'm really I'm very
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  Speaker 1: excited about this one because I have a really, really
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  Speaker 1: good story. I can't use any name. I can't use
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  Speaker 1: any names before we start. This has nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with anything. I don't know when this is gonna air.
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  Speaker 1: But there's this basketball player Easton taught me about. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure the entire nation knows who she is, if not
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  Speaker 1: the world. She plays for Iowa. Her name's Caitlin Clark
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  Speaker 1: and apparently she's just like sud I know who she is, right,
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  Speaker 1: so I didn't know, and.
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  Speaker 2: She's about her business.
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  Speaker 1: I saw the videos that Easton showed me of the
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  Speaker 1: barstool guy. Remind me of his name. I'm blanking Dave
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  Speaker 1: Dave Portnoy running like a montage of all these people
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  Speaker 1: just like hating on this girl. But I just read
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  Speaker 1: Lisa Leslie, who's like a fucking star w NBA player
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  Speaker 1: actually really has her back a lot. And we're recording
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  Speaker 1: this today. This was already three days ago, so we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be late to the game, but that's standard.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get there.
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  Speaker 1: She's She told Sporting News that Caitlin Clark should be
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  Speaker 1: on the team USA for the twenty twenty four Olympics,
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  Speaker 1: going as far to say, I don't know how you
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  Speaker 1: leave the country without her, And I was like, you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I really appreciate this because I feel like
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  Speaker 1: she's gotten so much hate for no fucking reason. It's
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  Speaker 1: not like she's she's not.
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  Speaker 4: Like on Bravo talking.
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  Speaker 1: She's like literally going onto a court dribbling a ball
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  Speaker 1: and shooting okay, like I'm doing really wow. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. And it's been mostly men that I've seen
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  Speaker 1: who are like really uplifting her and know this is
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  Speaker 1: not about me. I like seeing that Lisa Leslie who
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  Speaker 1: actually has like she holds.
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  Speaker 3: Weight when it comes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, when it comes to women in basketball. I love
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  Speaker 1: seeing her talk about Caitlyn Clark this way. It is
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  Speaker 1: it's tough to be a check I think in any
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  Speaker 1: in any industry.
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  Speaker 5: And that's the but hold on here, you just said it.
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  Speaker 5: Every guy is raising her up. It's only this girls
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  Speaker 5: that are tearing her down. And what she's doing for
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  Speaker 5: the w NBA is getting them paid more. Like that's
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  Speaker 5: the thing. All these women that hate her, She's making
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  Speaker 5: their paychecks. Bigger, right, Just so, that's what's crazy to
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  Speaker 5: me is it's women hating on other women because only
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  Speaker 5: the NBA is obsessed with Caitlyn Clark and pushing her.
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  Speaker 5: And I love that because they want the w NBA
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  Speaker 5: to what were you gonna say?
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  Speaker 6: To do well in this year for the Women's March Madness.
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  Speaker 6: They set records re.
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  Speaker 3: Viewers for it because of her, because of.
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  Speaker 6: Her Angel Reese and a couple of other stars that
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  Speaker 6: they've had going on. And what's kind of cool about
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  Speaker 6: Kaitlyn Clark. She's so good that ice Cube even offered
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  Speaker 6: her a contract to play in the Big Big Three
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  Speaker 6: instead of going to the w NBA. He's offering her
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  Speaker 6: five million dollars did they offer her? Not that she
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  Speaker 6: gets drafted. So this so the day we're recording is
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  Speaker 6: the day of the w NBA draft, So she does
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  Speaker 6: get drafted today. So I am not too sure on
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  Speaker 6: what the contract will look like, but I am assuming
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  Speaker 6: that the Big three contract the ice Cube is offering
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  Speaker 6: her is gonna be bigger.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be way bigger than what the w
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  Speaker 2: NBA can offer.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's incredible that, Yeah, someone is
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  Speaker 1: finally because like the stuff you showed me Eastern. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: these these chicks like.
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  Speaker 4: Were dragging ragging her.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I understand if she was like in
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  Speaker 1: the world I'm in, Like, we're all kind of going
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  Speaker 1: at each other, right, and for the most part it
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  Speaker 1: is chicks on chicks and not in the hot way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm guilty of it. Other people who don't know any
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  Speaker 1: of us are guilty of it. But like women in sports,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, come on, man, you're supposed to. Yeah. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I love the topic that we chose for today, Thank.
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  Speaker 4: You, prod Sir John and Dennis. You guys, by the way,
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  Speaker 4: O say we I mean y'all, which.
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  Speaker 7: Was was started because I went to text Dennis and
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  Speaker 7: producer John yesterday and accidentally texted Dennis and coach Josh
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  Speaker 7: in a group text asking for a clip, asking for
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  Speaker 7: a clip of the show, and then Coach Josh texted
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  Speaker 7: me like, hey, not sure what you're talking about, but
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  Speaker 7: don't have any clips.
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  Speaker 4: Oh whoops.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, two different worlds I know, colliding colliding. Wait
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  Speaker 1: is coach Josh the one that's like, hey, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: this content is not for the podcast.
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  Speaker 4: No, my whole gym is like that what happened in
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  Speaker 4: class today? Not for the now they know to say that.
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  Speaker 4: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Read If you guys don't know and you
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  Speaker 1: you will see us post the Q and a's and
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  Speaker 1: also the uh what's it called? Topic for the bonus episode?
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  Speaker 1: What is the topic?
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  Speaker 7: The prompt this week, you guys, was text slash emails
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  Speaker 7: You've accidentally sent to the wrong person and I've heard
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  Speaker 7: you both have a story. Yeah, oh, oh my god,
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  Speaker 7: this is exciting, exciting.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, I loved this one.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me okay, still to this day, you guys, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how my okay, and I'm just gonna call
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  Speaker 1: him my ex okay, Okay, I'm not gonna tell you
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  Speaker 1: which one. Okay, not gonna tell you which one. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't dated many people, but just so you know, I
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  Speaker 1: have more than one. I don't have fifteen, but I
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  Speaker 1: got more than one. It's an X and I don't
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  Speaker 1: still to this day, don't know how he knew what
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  Speaker 1: I said. Okay. I'd like to think that it was
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  Speaker 1: a text. Maybe it was a voice no, and when
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  Speaker 1: you listen to it, you know how it disappears. It
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  Speaker 1: could have been my Apple watch. I got rid of
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  Speaker 1: my Apple Watch. I get out of the car. The
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  Speaker 1: car could have heard it. My car could have been
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  Speaker 1: LinkedIn youtobe disconnected that quick fucking But I I was
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  Speaker 1: going in all right about my exes mom and dad
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  Speaker 1: going the fuck off, and I was outside. I was outside,
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  Speaker 1: I could see if it were like, there's no one around,
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  Speaker 1: so it wasn't the car.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were in the car.
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  Speaker 1: I was unpacking the car. Oh packing the car. I
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  Speaker 1: was getting ship out of the carcase outside. It could
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  Speaker 1: have been the car or the watch. The watch, But
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  Speaker 1: I was like, it's about the parents, Okay, my ex's parents.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going off on them, talking about how unfortunate she is,
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  Speaker 1: how unfortunate the husband is. I'm like, she's worried. No
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  Speaker 1: one wants to fuck her husband. Have you seen him?
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't even want to fuck her husband. I was
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  Speaker 1: just like losing my mind, being like and then she
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  Speaker 1: thinks that she looks good and like all her designer ship.
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  Speaker 3: And her husband doesn't want to fuck her.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I said, she thinks she looks good in
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  Speaker 1: her designer ship she's still busted. I was like, going
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  Speaker 1: off to my own mom, okay, to my.
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  Speaker 2: Own about it.
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  Speaker 1: I all of this said, I don't think I've ever
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  Speaker 1: gone this heavy the pain on anybody. Okay, there were
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  Speaker 1: no witnesses right being filmed.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going off right verbally.
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  Speaker 1: I get a text from my eggs and he verbatim
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  Speaker 1: sends me He was like, how dare you speak about
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  Speaker 1: my parents this way? Yeah? I mean it ended the
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  Speaker 1: relationship obviously perfect. He's writes exactly what I said, and
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't recover because I did say those things.
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  Speaker 4: What did you say?
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  Speaker 1: Did you admit that I said? I said, I think
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  Speaker 1: it's been made quite clear that I don't like your parents.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm just going to take that out
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  Speaker 1: that anymore. And I said, and next, I'd like to
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  Speaker 1: apologize that you heard those things, okay, and it was
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  Speaker 1: not meant for your ears. It was meant for just
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  Speaker 1: my mom. And to be quite honest, I'm offended that
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  Speaker 1: you would even send me this message because I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: that you've spoken about me in a certain way. When
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  Speaker 1: you're venting to someone, some things are not meant for
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  Speaker 1: other people's ears. It's not productive you flip it on that,
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  Speaker 1: but just say, I apologize. You had to hear those things.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't really like your parents, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't think they're fuckable either, So.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sorry that you were offended that I spoke about
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  Speaker 7: your parents that way, and maybe you should not speak
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  Speaker 7: to me that way.
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  Speaker 1: X No, but I stand by what I said. There
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  Speaker 1: are certain things that were not meant for your years. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you should not have told.
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  Speaker 5: It happened to me, goes well, I just told him that, yes,
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  Speaker 5: I said it, and some things are not meant for
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  Speaker 5: ry or I.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, oh god. So now he was just thinking,
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  Speaker 3: like how much more ship? Is she talking about? A lot?
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  Speaker 3: A lot I know.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, by the way, had the roles
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  Speaker 1: been reversed, I would say, that's the.
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  Speaker 8: Universe, that ship. What's done in the dark, what comes.
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  Speaker 3: To the light? She preaches about it so much it
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  Speaker 3: turned on her.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, I felt.
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  Speaker 1: Right about it. It was like the way lifted all that.
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  Speaker 4: Is wild in the dark.
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  Speaker 1: Like I just went, I'm I'm.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry, right, I was like, yeah, your mama is busted
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  Speaker 8: and so is your dad.
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  Speaker 4: And I go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: He pretends that he's rich, he's broke.
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  Speaker 4: You went in.
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  Speaker 3: She always for forgiveness.
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  Speaker 4: Probably walked saw him a few minutes later.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, sweetie, you know what my mom says. Truth hurts,
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  Speaker 1: truth arts.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, ruth hurts. That is wild.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, I forgot about it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh it's good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a really good person. Oh no, I'm loving the episode.
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  Speaker 1: So no not yeah, well, all both of yours are
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  Speaker 1: gonna stuck compared to mine.
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  Speaker 5: I was working at the golf course. Oh okay, you
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  Speaker 5: Mary Lynne, our grandmother was alive, and Lynn Langren was Yeah, okay, so.
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  Speaker 1: Mary Mormon, very Mormon grandma.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we love her, love her.
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  Speaker 1: She's a momo. Oh okay, okay, so.
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  Speaker 5: But no, yeah, so Lynn Langren Mary Lynn grandmother boss
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  Speaker 5: kind of in the same family.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to text.
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  Speaker 1: Marriage and Brandon stepped out. My older brother stepped out.
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  Speaker 2: So he's family. He's great, He's taking care of me,
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  Speaker 2: a great guy.
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  Speaker 5: I was trying to text Grandma that I was coming
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  Speaker 5: over for scones, all of this, how much I loved her,
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  Speaker 5: sent it to Lynn and he like, I mean that
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  Speaker 5: was the only thing, and he was just like, hey,
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  Speaker 5: I never.
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  Speaker 3: Knew that you thought about me. Like this. He was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'd love to have you.
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  Speaker 4: I was just a fucking confused. He didn't like Hey.
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  Speaker 4: Graham was like.
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  Speaker 5: I just said, I just said, hey, coming over today
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  Speaker 5: for lunch. I'm very excited.
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  Speaker 4: To see you. I love you.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing like hey. Graham's just like hey, I'm coming over.
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  Speaker 5: And then I get a text back from Lynn Langry
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  Speaker 5: and I'm reading the throat and I'm like, all right,
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  Speaker 5: this is weird coming from my boss. And then I
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  Speaker 5: look up and I go that's weird for me to
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  Speaker 5: say my boss.
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  Speaker 6: I called him immediately.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, yo, that was to Mary Lynn.
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  Speaker 2: He goes, oh, maybe that makes more sense.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I was justly Lynn. So yeah, Mary Lynn, if
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  Speaker 3: that were me, I.
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  Speaker 7: Would have been in the bullet and coming over, like
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  Speaker 7: went over his house, had some.
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  Speaker 1: Scones, made the best scones.
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  Speaker 5: And by the way, I knew him well enough, but
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  Speaker 5: like I, I didn't text you back. I immediately called him
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, Lynn, that was for Mary Lynn.
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  Speaker 3: And he just started dying.
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  Speaker 5: He was like oh yeah, he goes, I thought, you know,
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  Speaker 5: working for me. Now, you were just trying to get
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  Speaker 5: a bit closer. I was like, oh, I was like whatever,
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  Speaker 5: you want to know.
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  Speaker 1: It would never take advantage of going anywhere except Grandma
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  Speaker 1: bees her scones, which were actually.
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  Speaker 4: Been benetn and scones. Huge difference, the biggest difference.
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  Speaker 3: So we learned that scones in Utah are beignets.
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  Speaker 7: We call stones right, weird, weird, possibly offensive to beignet.
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  Speaker 1: It is very now that I've learned. And I learned
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  Speaker 1: on curby your enthusiasm because he was eating the scone
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's a scone that's like a rectangular biscuit.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently those stone snones are dry sometimes, not the ones
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  Speaker 1: we have with Grandma's homemade honey butter.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds delicious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it wasn't like just like a.
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  Speaker 1: Couple of years was better than mine. Yeah, you have
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  Speaker 1: a good heart.
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  Speaker 4: You both have really good ones.
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  Speaker 7: Mine sucks and mine would it makes me look like
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  Speaker 7: a bad person.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so in the same boat. Multiple people, hundreds of
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  Speaker 1: thousands of if not millions, maybe even more people have
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  Speaker 1: stories like this. The difference is they don't tell anybody,
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  Speaker 1: so maybe their friend and then no one cares. Right,
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  Speaker 1: they have the luxury like everyone wants to sit here. Judge,
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  Speaker 1: X Y and Z for Vanner, Pump Rules or Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all are just as fucking shitty the luxury
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  Speaker 1: of no documentation, all right, Like, shut the fuck.
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  Speaker 5: Upright right, You're all normal and it is a luxury luxury,
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  Speaker 5: so just taking it.
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  Speaker 1: Run, yes, and be quiet, So tell us, horrible person.
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  Speaker 7: It's not even that exciting, you guys. But it's the
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  Speaker 7: only one I could think of, which is weird. I know,
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  Speaker 7: I have a ton lived in a house when I
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  Speaker 7: went to Belmont University and Nashville.
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  Speaker 4: Lived in a house with five girls.
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  Speaker 7: Well there was five of us total, and it was
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  Speaker 7: just I was in the kitchen one morning with I
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  Speaker 7: won't name them, I love them both, but with two
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  Speaker 7: of my girlfriends who lived there. One of my girlfriends
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  Speaker 7: was telling a story and it was just a long
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  Speaker 7: winded story, like I tell stories like this.
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  Speaker 4: It's like when are you gonna the fuck up?
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  Speaker 7: So she's telling the story and I'm sitting there and
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  Speaker 7: I'm looking at her and looking at my other friend
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  Speaker 7: and I pick up my phone and I.
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  Speaker 4: Say, when will this fucking story end?
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  Speaker 7: But I'm looking at the one telling the story, so
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  Speaker 7: I send it to her. Mind you I send it
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  Speaker 7: to her and there's no unsent at the time. Of course,
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  Speaker 7: that just came into fruition.
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  Speaker 4: So I hear it go.
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  Speaker 7: And I go, and I look and she I'm thinking
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  Speaker 7: that I am immediately panicking, and she's telling the story
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  Speaker 7: and she picks up her phone and I'm like, fuck,
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  Speaker 7: fuck fuck, and so I you, guys, this is good.
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  Speaker 7: I'll double down. By the way, No way am I
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  Speaker 7: gonna sit here and be like, I'm so sorry. I'm
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  Speaker 7: doubling down. So my brain goes, what am I gonna do?
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  Speaker 7: How am I gonna play this off? I quickly go
• 15:47
  Speaker 7: to Google. I google recipe. I don't even forget what.
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  Speaker 7: I take screenshots of, just a random recipe. It was
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  Speaker 7: like Gumbo or some shit. And I quickly send the
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  Speaker 7: screenshot follow up after that text, and then I go
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  Speaker 7: because I'm gonna I'm gonna bite the bullets somehow, but
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  Speaker 7: it's gonna be less than like what the real situation is.
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  Speaker 4: So then I go. So she looks at the.
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  Speaker 7: Phone, and you can tell immediate reaction is she sees
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  Speaker 7: the text and she knows this is so she looks
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  Speaker 7: and she goes and then the the ding of the
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  Speaker 7: recipe comes in and then I text and I go, sorry,
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I mean to be paying attention to your story,
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  Speaker 7: but I'm I'm looking at this fucking recipe and like,
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  Speaker 7: look at the story, like it will not you know
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  Speaker 7: how on recipe blogs they like tell their and I go,
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  Speaker 7: it will not end. Thank god, you devotus, because it
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  Speaker 7: was I hadn't. I just clicked on the first recipe.
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  Speaker 7: It so happened to be a blog. And she's like,
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  Speaker 7: and so the bullet I took was sorry, I'm not
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  Speaker 7: listening to you, and and then she like believed it,
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  Speaker 7: and she goes, oh, yeah, that's annoying, but listen to
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  Speaker 7: my story. And I was like, she didn't put two
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  Speaker 7: and two together. Oh sorry, sorry, okay, anyway, keep going.
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  Speaker 7: I hadn't been on my phone, but that that and
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  Speaker 7: I I and she believed me.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what, though, I those those are very
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  Speaker 1: annoying when I want to see people out. Yeah, Like
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for sheep Cake Texas sheet cake it's
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  Speaker 1: and the blog was like telling me when they started
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  Speaker 1: making sheet cake. I was like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: They gone, They're like back in eighteen sixty four, my grandpa,
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  Speaker 7: and it's like who gives.
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  Speaker 4: A foot I can read those. I don't.
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: I mean, I think I love stay at home moms,
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: but I think a lot of stay at home moms.
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: It's like, oh sweet, I think it's like a community.
• 17:32
  Speaker 9: I love cookbook to get it does yeah blanco, Yeah,
• 17:37
  Speaker 9: the producer, right, yeah, yeah, he gets so on Instagram,
• 17:40
  Speaker 9: he just goes, smokes up.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: He'll was him eating soup and then he goes, I
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: knew it was a bowl. Were you ever a pothead?
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: I smoked a little in college, all right, so no, yeah,
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: we knew.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: But yeah, So we made a cookbook and he was
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: like his biggest thing was like every time I look
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: at a recipe, he goes, it takes like forty five
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: fucking minutes to make, and he goes, So I made
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: a recipe book that everything in there takes ten minutes.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: But by it, I know the French toast, all of.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: These things amaze.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: It's just like a potheads mixture, and the know it's
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: gonna be great.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: That's all right.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Well, let's saddle up, partner, let's talk about what's it called?
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Oh this is there's so many good ones. There's so many.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I have a feeling there's gonna be a lot of good.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Work, a lot of good work. Ones.
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: There is this one sent my boss quote she's a witch.
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: So texted her boss she's a witch, and then convinced
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: her I was talking about my stepmom, so kind of
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: the same thing, like I'm sure her boss got that,
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: and they were in the same room, and then she's like,
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: talking about my step mom.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Would you believe that?
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't believe that.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't either, because I'd be like, why don't you
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: just tell me that to my face? We're in the
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: same room. Yeah no, But I mean, I appreciate anyone
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: who can recover because when you send, I'm sure I
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: know for a fact. I just couldn't think of one
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: right off the top of my head, except for that
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: one that I vividly remember, which technically wasn't even me
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: sending it. No, it was just sent without my knowledge period.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: But there's many times where I've accidentally because I think
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: about who I'm texting. There have been there has been a.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Time what.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I am a shitty person?
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: We are?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: We are? I remember, and it was I think one
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: of like my high school friends, and I sent a
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: skating text about them to them. Because sometimes when I
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: think about the name, I type.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: That name that people do. That's how it happens.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: And then can I tell you? I was like, just
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: copied and pasted this to you. So and so just
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: said this about you.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: You put it on an actual other person.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't give a name. I said that it was
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: like from a girl from another school. I was like,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: we yeah, And.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Did they buy it?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Of course they did. See I was like, I'm gonna
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: find I don't find out her name. They only explained
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: what she looked like. Do you know who this girl is?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: She was a Cottonwood High school.
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: That bad story for this lady.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I took it deep. Well, I felt horrible, But can
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I tell you because I know what it's like to
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: go deep like that. It's like once I started getting older,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is exhausting. I'm just gonna be honest,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: you know. And if I end up with no friends,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: so be it, so be it. And here I am
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: with no friends, lonely, sad.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's so funny with no friends.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, I literally send a full on neude.
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: No no, wait, no, keep going to say a friend
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: to my dad.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: I'm sick. I'm literally getting lightheaded.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: This is where I know that my dad thinks that
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I don't kidnpped.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, what are you doing though? What are you doing?
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: You send a full.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Calling him, calling him and saying, Dad, I need you
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: to give your phone. I don't care if it's a coworker,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: a friend. They need to delete what I just sent you.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Do not, I repeat, do not look at your text
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: messages from me, one hundred percent. That's what you do.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: That's what you do.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: That's what you're going to vomit.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: And my dad would be so disappointed, but I or
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: I'd be like I was sending you to my doctor
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: some ship to be like, what is the poseual?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Sorry? I was sending that to doctor doctor.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: What are you doing?
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: The vibrator you It's like, what are you guys doing?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I'm anvo Oh no, okay, I'm feeling very vulnerable and
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: exposed right now.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: You are?
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: Why from that that?
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: No, it's hitting too close to home.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: No. There was a time though, where Dad, Dad told Mom,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I don't want SO and so sleeping over anymore because
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I think they're having sex because I heard them and
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I was like the one that got away, the tall
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: hot one high school. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: out him on. It's like married with a family. Now,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I don't need that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: They don't need that.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: And I was like, no, but yes, but I'm like,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know what he's talking about. Was he on
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: ambient again?
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Was talking.
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: Because the thought of your parents hearing your your dad
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: hearing your sex.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: No made me physically ill. But I was convicted.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: You're lying to us.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw up.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: My poor dad is so like the door shut, like
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: to go to the pool room.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, knock make yourself a no.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: But why would he knock take it out of a
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: common area in the basement that's.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Common No, he never goes to the base where the
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: table is.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not common area. And at three am that's
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: a common area.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: You're living at their house, not paying rent.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Where the.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Like I was in high school?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: So why would he think I better knock on this door?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: All I know is he walked room is closed.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Well, then he want to walk in there too, but
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: he opened the door, so the door shut. Then I
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: look up and it's kind of half and I'm thinking,
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: So I look at my phone and he text me,
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: he goes, you better not be doing what it looks.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Like you're doing.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: You stop it, stop it. And he knew exactly you
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: were straight up doggy style. Probably he knew exactly what
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: you were doing.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: It was with the girl that goes on the freeway
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: it is windy.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, was this before after that?
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I think it would have been the same night.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: No, But like, had she put her hand out the window, I.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Was taking her home from that night?
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: Your dad's did you better not listen?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: It better not be you better not be doing what
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: it looks like you're doing.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: He's in there's no way you were seventeen.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: No, I was out of high school. I was out
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: of high school. I just said eighteen. I was, probably,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: But it was with that girl.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: It was that with that girl.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Your balls hadn't even dropped into that girl's mouth, into the.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Eclipse light they did. Oh that's not this episode, wasn't.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: That was a couple of weeks ago.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: So big shout out to your dad though, for seeing
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: it and then walking away, because you bet your bottom dollar,
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: Jake or Amy, Maybe not Amy, Jake. Would I kicked
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: in the door and in the door and be like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: what the hell it was?
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: My daughter?
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: If it was my daughter. I'd bust in there too,
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Oh son, son a little different.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I did hell a ship on that couch, Cheryl, the couch.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Better than.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: So much demon. Oh no, so much juice on that couch?
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: You what'd Taylor?
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Me and Taylor were watching pieces over and you.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: Taylor goes, do you really feel good giving this to
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: the man? It's shorter moving it here than somewhere else.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: In the whole podcast there.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: You're allowed to do what you want on your Couch's true, That's.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Why it's like that.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I feel better about me couches.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Sounds like you're going to take a secondary couch. Just
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: know there might be premarital sections, You may.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Have unborn kids just on that couch.
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: No, I can guarantee you there's come on any of
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: your couches that you make.
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: A black.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: From anyone.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: I don't feel bad, but I do a little.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of nudies sent to your dad's people.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You really got your dad on your mind when you're
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: sending the nudy, probably thinking like, God, my dad would
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: kill you for this.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Dad.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: I sent a full frontal shot of my naked husband
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: to my dad on Christmin Hold up, who are you
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: sending who.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Are you sending a full frontal of your naked husband?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: To let me tell you something. My husband, my future husband,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: who I assume is gonna be fine, six four, hung
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: like a horse, tall, dark and handsome. Y'all are all
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: getting full frontals of my man when they're rish.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Like, we're all wanting just to receive that. I'm going
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: to send my husband's noons and everyone.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Well, I've seen some of my friend's husbands, and I'm
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: sure they do want to see it.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Settled on the plane.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I'm totally kidding. Again, as Jessica pointed out, I have
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: no friends, which, by the way, Uni also pointed out.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: She was like, you know, fucking people on the internet.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: All they're saying is like, you have no friends. I'm like,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: they're right, No. I was like, well, I could also
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: start collecting fans and make them friends.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Else does moving on?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Moving on?
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: Oh no, that's what everyone says. I am, she's just
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: a fan kissing your ass.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: That's okay, she's on fucking payroll. She better kiss my ass.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: I better kiss her ass.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, But can I say something, Jessica, there was a
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: time where like we were talking about pay or something
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: me and the team for Jessica whatever, and they're like,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: you know, we just want to make sure that, like
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: when you guys go out to dinner, like she's not
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: clocking in for that. I'm like, Jessica and I don't
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: go to dinner. They're like, you guys don't hang out.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, my employee do. I love her a lot? Yes,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: but like we've been to dinner one time.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Once and I cannot. By the way, that's all hilarious.
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: Imagining me like clocking any any outside worktime I'm with Lala.
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: Can you imagine me at the playground with Lal and
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: Ocean clocking it is.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Me at Ocean's birthday party?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Locked? All right, we have time for one more.
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: Okay, accidentally sent my best friend a screenshot of me
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: asking if her pick is face tuned, so being like,
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: is this bitch face tuning herself to the girl.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: That is bad ass? You could get out of it, though, you.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: Could get depending if unless you said is this bitch
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: face too?
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Then it's a bit difficult.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: But by the way, but even if it was, I
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I hope that she did say is this bitch face tuning?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Because then it's a it's an open like, hey, babe,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I'm actually glad that went to you. Like your face
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: tuning way too much and people are talking about how
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: you look nothing like your picture.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: People being was like texting you, what do you mean.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: Like like they're the ones talking ship, We're all talking shit.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I'm just the one who accidentally sent to you. So
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: now I'm going to take one for the team and
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: say face.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: But maybe I feel it don't look like yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's like saying you got something in your teeth.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I'd want to remember.
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: Do you remember the era where everyone was over smoothing.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Well, they would just go like this the whole picture photo.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: It is the elder women still do that, like ones
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: that are like in their sixties.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Oh like our mother.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: No, your mom doesn't do it at all.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: She doesn't know how to say Lisa, But Lisa does.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: She posts them just raw, nothing at all that.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Every time I see it, I'm like, why is one
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: of my eyes shut the other one open?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: See the photos that she said, we're so good of
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: me and Madison at her wedding, No, I have to
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: know Madison's eyes are closed. I'm on the other one.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: My eyes are closed. She's like, those are great, and
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: then sends them to me. I was like, these are
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: all you got of my best friend getting married? They're
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: They're all that's all we have.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: No, but there's a professional photographer in site.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: No, No, they didn't. They didn't have a photographer.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: No, so all you have was Lisa.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, goes, this is so on brand for I was like,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: you're right, I'm just gonna say it's great.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: The professional photographer what?
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: No, there was no photographer. Wow, Okay.
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: I sent a nude to multiple guys at once and
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: actually included in a group text, and all of them
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: the one had iPhones saw it was.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: A group two.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: That is my hero.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: She's my hero.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Fuck looks good.
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: Hi, I love That's so fucking what.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I text it like I don't have time for this ship.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: I was even telling Jen to just send a nude out.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: What are these women that are just freaking and they
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: sending nudes?
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: I need one.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: These are my followers and I love them. I'm like,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: you know what, you guys are the people who are
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: like out here embracing your bodies. I love that ship
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: to your dad and writing it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I love an honest bitch.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: We love you sending group text nudes?
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: How many people you got?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: So many? You're talking to so many dudes, like I
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: don't have time.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Renamed the group text like nude.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: From Jess You show everybody.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Could you imagine like going to like I got it.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: It'll be like, oh, I saw you in the group.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: They can now schedule their appointments that way. You know,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: you know what, You a bad bitch, girl. We're happy,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: we're happy you're here.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: One at least.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Stop solictening me from my from my listeners. Let me,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, oh my baby's gonna come out so happy.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: You guys, I've been laughing so much, which is another
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: reason why I'm just so happy to be living the
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: way that we're living right now. I'm just so grateful
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: me too.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: That makes me happy.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Law and she is the energy baby s because I
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: do have the name is the Energizer Bunny.
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: Of babies, the energizer freaking bunny baby seashell, that's stop.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: No one's gonna guess it's in fact, in fact production,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: it's not the production. They were trying to guess. And
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I was like, you're not ever gonna guess.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: No, Well, no, he's ever gonna know. But let me
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: tell you.
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: If you tease the theme because she almost did it
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: on Amazon Live, people are gonna guess.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: So don't tease the theme.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not teasing anything, all right, you guys. Thank you
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: for listening to another episode of the Bonus give them
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: all a podcast. Oh I need to take a nap now.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I laughed a lot. Thank you guys for listening. I
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: love you so much. I'll catch you. I'll catch you
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: next time.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Bye bye.