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- 0:00Speaker 1: It's a dude to the graphic nature of this program. Listener,
- 0:06Speaker 1: this question is it flies.
- 0:17Speaker 2: The Woody Shows.
- 0:24Speaker 1: The Woody Show Insensitivity Training class is now in session.
- 0:44Speaker 1: A good morning, everybody. All right, today, it's Monday, it's
- 0:51Speaker 1: a new month. October is over. November is here. It's November.
- 0:56Speaker 1: What do you mean, boo, it's sad that MENACE's birthday
- 0:59Speaker 1: month is over. But Greg, your favorite holiday is coming up.
- 1:02Speaker 1: I know, Thanksgiving, go bruel, Yeah, Thanksgiving.
- 1:04Speaker 3: Men all right, I got a fast until.
- 1:06Speaker 1: It's it's November third, twenty twenty five. Turn that calendar.
- 1:11Speaker 4: Uh huh another and the clocks went back right, yeah,
- 1:15Speaker 4: so we shall be well rested.
- 1:16Speaker 1: So right, Greg, it's full on depression.
- 1:19Speaker 3: Oh nuclear depression.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Well, welcome to The Woody Show. My name is Woody.
- 1:23Speaker 1: That is Greg Gory. Hi, there's minutes. What Gina grad
- 1:27Speaker 1: is here? We got Sea Bass. Yeah, we got Sammy
- 1:30Speaker 1: Morgan is here. She's our associate producer. Vaughn is our
- 1:33Speaker 1: video producer. He is on the job today. We got bored,
- 1:36Speaker 1: We got Menji holding things down. The Woody Show production department.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four.
- 1:41Speaker 4: Woodie, you can set us the text over to two
- 1:44Speaker 4: two nine eight seven weekend Cheers and Jeers hopefully had
- 1:47Speaker 4: a good weekend.
- 1:48Speaker 1: Radio's most immature game. Guess who is gass too Long?
- 1:52Speaker 1: Is coming up on the show this morning. All the
- 1:55Speaker 1: trending news headlines medicina have the loose in the world
- 1:57Speaker 1: of entertainment. Well the birthday is porn of birthday all
- 2:00Speaker 1: coming up here on the Woody Show. Let me see
- 2:03Speaker 1: if I can find this find this clip for you.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm in the wrong folder, you guys, My
- 2:11Speaker 1: bad to the left.
- 2:13Speaker 3: All right.
- 2:13Speaker 1: You know we talked about like the the cuddle clubs
- 2:17Speaker 1: like adults at sign.
- 2:19Speaker 5: Yeah, like cuddle puddles or whatever.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Not sexual.
- 2:22Speaker 1: There's a new kind of event popping up for single people.
- 2:25Speaker 1: It's called the Feels. The event is the Singles Mixer.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Oh and it uses touch based techniques to get participants
- 2:33Speaker 1: to learn more about themselves and the chip away at
- 2:36Speaker 1: their defenses.
- 2:38Speaker 3: This is such therapy speak.
- 2:40Speaker 1: People gather in softly lit rooms where event assistants help
- 2:45Speaker 1: lead with guided eye contact exercises, slow breathing, and gentle handholding.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Participants are then told to notice how their bodies respond
- 2:56Speaker 1: to one another before they say a single word and
- 3:00Speaker 1: and people have described this Greg as a slow dating
- 3:03Speaker 1: for real connection.
- 3:05Speaker 3: So this is you do this with people you just met.
- 3:07Speaker 6: I yeah, and this doesn't sound like therapy. This sounds
- 3:10Speaker 6: like life coaches.
- 3:11Speaker 1: And it's something where a simple touch might spark something
- 3:14Speaker 1: meaningful that's so awkward, And people pay anywhere from seventy
- 3:19Speaker 1: five bucks to two hundred bucks to do this. Oh yeah,
- 3:22Speaker 1: all the cool kids are talking about it.
- 3:24Speaker 3: Yeah, I can do that with people I know.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Dude, that sounds I mean, Greg has that idea about
- 3:29Speaker 1: like how embarrassed it would be embarrassing it would be
- 3:32Speaker 1: to go to a restaurant by himself, Like that is
- 3:35Speaker 1: what sounds embarrassing.
- 3:36Speaker 6: But you have to get naked and stared on the waitress,
- 3:38Speaker 6: now you know, Like that's that sounds that sounds it
- 3:41Speaker 6: sounds horrible.
- 3:42Speaker 3: Yeah, but it sounds like it would draw a crowd
- 3:45Speaker 3: of people that are totally into this stuff. And those
- 3:47Speaker 3: are the people I don't really want to know.
- 3:49Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, but they can find each other exactly they
- 3:52Speaker 7: find each other.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten any of these weird dating things
- 3:54Speaker 1: sea bass even just for fun, just to like as
- 3:57Speaker 1: a bit to check them out for one of the
- 3:58Speaker 1: other shows that you worked on. It's I don't like
- 4:01Speaker 1: something like that, like speed dating or anything like that. Yeah,
- 4:05Speaker 1: oh no, I did.
- 4:06Speaker 4: I got a long time ago. We spent like an
- 4:07Speaker 4: intern to a speed dating thing, but it was some loser.
- 4:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember.
- 4:11Speaker 4: None of this stuff really appeals to you. Yeah, I
- 4:13Speaker 4: mean a lot of things you go to it don't
- 4:14Speaker 4: necessarily appeal to you. But I mean, when do you
- 4:17Speaker 4: start to read that and be like next.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Just those people were there party going back to the
- 4:24Speaker 1: eating a long thing. We did get an after Hovers
- 4:25Speaker 1: voicemail eight seven seven four Wood.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Hey what do you show?
- 4:30Speaker 4: Uh?
- 4:31Speaker 2: What do you show? I want to tell what he
- 4:33Speaker 2: same birthday as you. Happy birthday to you, my friend.
- 4:37Speaker 2: The topic is menaced and Greg Gory not wanting to
- 4:41Speaker 2: go to a restaurant by themselves. I would suggest they
- 4:45Speaker 2: probably need to pick up a book. There's a lot
- 4:49Speaker 2: of people just love to go to restaurants to get
- 4:51Speaker 2: away from people so they can read their book.
- 4:53Speaker 1: There you go, they get.
- 4:56Speaker 2: I guess maybe hitting a hoppy that enables you to
- 5:02Speaker 2: go and be happy with yourself much love you guy.
- 5:08Speaker 8: But I think I do that on the daily, but
- 5:11Speaker 8: the whole restaurant thing. And I've explained it, but if
- 5:13Speaker 8: no one like listens are accept my explanation on it.
- 5:18Speaker 1: But what what he's saying like for Greg instead, how
- 5:21Speaker 1: to come up with the whole thing about like the
- 5:23Speaker 1: long winded Oh I'm here for business.
- 5:25Speaker 2: What is the.
- 5:32Speaker 3: Like even fake reading a book? Book? But I could
- 5:35Speaker 3: just take the food to go and eat it at
- 5:37Speaker 3: home or the hotel room.
- 5:39Speaker 8: I say, it's depressing for me because I don't come
- 5:43Speaker 8: up with the like the the fake backstory is for
- 5:46Speaker 8: what people perceive. What is happening with you? Oh look
- 5:50Speaker 8: at that lonely guy. You're right, I don't care about that.
- 5:54Speaker 8: I go into my own head and it's full on
- 5:57Speaker 8: depression spending time with yourself. No, it's like it's thinking
- 6:02Speaker 8: about the past of like oh, now that I'm older, Like, oh,
- 6:06Speaker 8: this sucks because when I was younger and I would
- 6:08Speaker 8: go to a restaurant, I would be with a like
- 6:10Speaker 8: a large group.
- 6:11Speaker 1: That would be your thought process for having one meal
- 6:13Speaker 1: by yourself somewhere you could go to this a deep
- 6:15Speaker 1: rabbit hole of I would like not that you don't
- 6:18Speaker 1: have friends and not that you don't know people or whatever,
- 6:21Speaker 1: just in this one moment, because you're in a place
- 6:23Speaker 1: where time to eat and try and explain, and.
- 6:26Speaker 8: I've been trying to explain. That's where I would get,
- 6:28Speaker 8: That's where I would go. I'm like, oh, it sucks
- 6:30Speaker 8: like everybody has like moved away and blah blah blah.
- 6:34Speaker 4: So I don't want to be the guys premise of this,
- 6:38Speaker 4: people that bring books to bars and restaurants. That's worse.
- 6:41Speaker 4: You're You're adding a layer of loserness on top of.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Situation. Speaking of losers, in case you're bored, you're looking
- 6:49Speaker 1: for a cool club to join, make some new friends
- 6:53Speaker 1: with the losers at the scream club. What is that?
- 6:56Speaker 1: The first one was in Chicago, but locations are popping
- 7:00Speaker 1: up all over the world. Scream Club Gina offers a
- 7:04Speaker 1: public spot to scream alongside others stressed out people. Is
- 7:09Speaker 1: feeding your feed, dude, like sucks?
- 7:13Speaker 5: There are no screaming. I find it to be very therapeutic.
- 7:18Speaker 9: No, but I'm saying like.
- 7:19Speaker 7: I typically, but that is why I would like to
- 7:21Speaker 7: go to concerts and festivals and sporting events where it's
- 7:24Speaker 7: a normal environment to scream.
- 7:25Speaker 5: But I think people should do.
- 7:27Speaker 1: It, but are you screaming out of frustration and stress?
- 7:29Speaker 1: Are you screaming because you're excited for whoever's performing?
- 7:32Speaker 2: That?
- 7:33Speaker 3: That's different, right.
- 7:34Speaker 5: I mean, but it's still coming out.
- 7:36Speaker 7: I guess it is my point when the pandemic hit
- 7:37Speaker 7: and I realized I wasn't doing that.
- 7:39Speaker 5: Boy did I need to.
- 7:41Speaker 1: So here are some members of the Washington DC chapter
- 7:46Speaker 1: screaming and talking about the club.
- 7:48Speaker 3: Listen to these dorks.
- 7:53Speaker 10: Scream Club is an opportunity to come out and be
- 7:57Speaker 10: in community with other people and and do a breathing
- 8:01Speaker 10: exercise and mindful reset.
- 8:04Speaker 1: I have made some transitions into a new place and
- 8:07Speaker 1: it has not been going as smoothly as I would
- 8:09Speaker 1: like it to go, and so I needed to get
- 8:12Speaker 1: that out.
- 8:13Speaker 5: You know, I feel really good.
- 8:15Speaker 6: It was such a nice release, and I feel like
- 8:17Speaker 6: my chest feels better, like the anxiety kind of goes
- 8:20Speaker 6: to my chest usually and it feels released.
- 8:23Speaker 3: Scream into a pillow that at home.
- 8:25Speaker 6: But here's why I don't think you guys should bag
- 8:26Speaker 6: on this, at least publicly. The chicks that go to this,
- 8:29Speaker 6: Sammy not included, seem nutty and crazy and like to
- 8:33Speaker 6: do nutty crazy things.
- 8:36Speaker 11: Because I don't think.
- 8:39Speaker 6: I think no, I think these are like the kind
- 8:41Speaker 6: of chicks that are like pretty aggressive in bed.
- 8:45Speaker 4: Okay, I will I will see that and say sorry
- 8:48Speaker 4: being a negative here, But no, these.
- 8:49Speaker 1: Are they would love it.
- 8:51Speaker 4: These are look at me, theater kid types. In fact,
- 8:54Speaker 4: I'm looking at the video and none of them are hot.
- 8:57Speaker 3: Uh. They also give a selfish vibe. Yes, I didn't
- 9:03Speaker 3: get my way, so I'm gonna pout kind of vibe.
- 9:07Speaker 3: So far, the club only has two rules. Number one,
- 9:09Speaker 3: you gotta sign something indemnifying these Scream Club in case you,
- 9:13Speaker 3: you know, hurt yourself screaming. And then you don't talk
- 9:16Speaker 3: about what brought you to Scream Club.
- 9:18Speaker 5: Oh that impossible.
- 9:19Speaker 1: For the club goes to like an open area where
- 9:22Speaker 1: they don't bother anyone. What do you mean you don't
- 9:24Speaker 1: bother anyone? They start with some breath work, you just
- 9:28Speaker 1: let it fly. Experts say that the screaming has no
- 9:30Speaker 1: long term therapeutic benefit, but for the group's creators, they
- 9:34Speaker 1: say that's not what it's all about.
- 9:36Speaker 3: Their position, it's.
- 9:37Speaker 1: A wellness community, community as a way to let off
- 9:40Speaker 1: some steam. What a bunch of dorks.
- 9:42Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm looking at all these videos are These are
- 9:44Speaker 4: all cat people, feed er people. These are people who
- 9:47Speaker 4: number one, just disgusting. Yeah, it's so hard, Like I
- 9:51Speaker 4: don't want to be a judgmental person. I can't help it.
- 9:55Speaker 3: It's really hard not to write.
- 9:56Speaker 1: Like, you see stuff, and everybody has a reaction to
- 9:59Speaker 1: anything that you see or anything that you hear. You
- 10:01Speaker 1: have a natural reaction to it. You mean to tell
- 10:03Speaker 1: me there are people out there. Legitimately, there are people
- 10:05Speaker 1: out there who don't have a judgment as soon as
- 10:09Speaker 1: they hear or see.
- 10:09Speaker 3: Something, they do they possible.
- 10:11Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm saying that.
- 10:12Speaker 3: That's you saying, like, in reality, is there somebody that
- 10:16Speaker 3: would not judge these.
- 10:17Speaker 1: Is it possible for that to happen. I don't think
- 10:20Speaker 1: that's possible.
- 10:21Speaker 3: I don't think so.
- 10:22Speaker 1: There might be one person on the planet, yeah, right,
- 10:27Speaker 1: something I don't know.
- 10:28Speaker 3: I wonder anybody else on earth is like this. I
- 10:31Speaker 3: dated this chick in high school and she said it
- 10:33Speaker 3: was relaxing to go and she would do that for
- 10:40Speaker 3: like three minutes, just breathing out and going.
- 10:43Speaker 6: You know, I can't say that that's insane because you've
- 10:46Speaker 6: heard me be like.
- 10:48Speaker 3: Right, and I would say, why are you doing that?
- 10:51Speaker 3: It's so relaxing. Well, there you go.
- 10:53Speaker 1: You can join the fields or scream clubs, two things
- 10:59Speaker 1: that maybe didn't even know existed.
- 11:00Speaker 3: Yeah, and maybe it was better that way than we didn't.
- 11:02Speaker 3: There are dating apps, yeah instead of these things.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Yeah, they're als supposed to call it like you know,
- 11:06Speaker 1: bars more our social situations. Right his suicide pod who
- 11:14Speaker 1: his birthday months over? He's coming out, He's coming out
- 11:17Speaker 1: high good nye. We're gonna take a break. Menace has
- 11:20Speaker 1: the ladies in the world of entertainment. Birthday's porn and
- 11:22Speaker 1: birthday coming up next here in the Woody Show.
- 11:24Speaker 3: Hang on the Woody Show. We'll be right back.
- 11:28Speaker 1: What's up, Woody Show Podcast listeners, it's Menace. Just a
- 11:30Speaker 1: heads up if you want to come meet myself and Borts.
- 11:33Speaker 1: We're gonna be at Raising Canes the grand opening on
- 11:37Speaker 1: Sunset Boulevard November fourth. It's a Tuesday. We have a
- 11:41Speaker 1: ton of giveaways one pm to three pm. That's this
- 11:44Speaker 1: upcoming Tuesday, November fourth, sixty eight hundred West Sunset Boulevard
- 11:48Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. We'll see you there. In the meantime,
- 11:50Speaker 1: keep enjoying The Woody Show Podcast. No show, all right,
- 11:57Speaker 1: is everybody ready for some entertaining all, Yeah, let us
- 12:02Speaker 1: find out what is happening in the world of entertainment.
- 12:05Speaker 1: Will go there to Little Buddy Hi menas what he
- 12:07Speaker 1: got for us?
- 12:08Speaker 8: Well, we had some late breaking news on Friday, as
- 12:11Speaker 8: we're a getting off the air.
- 12:12Speaker 1: It's the end of an era, guys.
- 12:15Speaker 8: Yeah, I saw this ridiculousness on MTV has been canceled.
- 12:20Speaker 1: Well, we've got to make more room for reruns.
- 12:22Speaker 3: A big bang theory.
- 12:23Speaker 8: After fourteen years, it is going off the air.
- 12:27Speaker 1: But don't worry.
- 12:27Speaker 8: They would bang out so many shows in a day
- 12:30Speaker 8: that we're going to have new shows until late twenty
- 12:33Speaker 8: twenty six.
- 12:33Speaker 1: But it's the next century. Yeah.
- 12:35Speaker 8: The call comes down from the head of MTV saying
- 12:38Speaker 8: that with the new owners that are looking to refresh
- 12:41Speaker 8: the brand and look into the feature of MTV.
- 12:45Speaker 4: Support that because there's you couldn't make a cheaper show,
- 12:47Speaker 4: so they're clearly trying to do something more original, innovative.
- 12:49Speaker 1: I supposed to be the same old slop you know,
- 12:51Speaker 1: But for MTV, I think the you know, interesting with
- 12:54Speaker 1: if they went back to actually doing music video shows. No, honestly,
- 12:59Speaker 1: like I think that would be everybody's doing reality shows,
- 13:02Speaker 1: right yeah, and everybody the people like music. They are
- 13:06Speaker 1: people who are way into and that's like their whole
- 13:08Speaker 1: identity is music and this bands and concerts. But just
- 13:11Speaker 1: in general, I think that is almost like the counterplay
- 13:14Speaker 1: now and it sounds weird.
- 13:16Speaker 4: The counterplay would be music videos on MTV, the exclusivity
- 13:20Speaker 4: on that. Because YouTube and everywhere else has all of
- 13:22Speaker 4: those all the time, they would have to demand, they
- 13:25Speaker 4: would have to do the things where uh, I hate
- 13:28Speaker 4: to mention it, but Kanye, like when Kanye would did
- 13:30Speaker 4: like a whole hour out of his album have.
- 13:35Speaker 3: To be exclusive.
- 13:36Speaker 1: It's like dark twisted fantasy thing. I mean you could,
- 13:39Speaker 1: but I kind of feel like that would be something
- 13:40Speaker 1: that maybe people would put on almost in the background,
- 13:43Speaker 1: like they would like a radio station.
- 13:45Speaker 8: But if you tell me, like Taylor Swift wouldn't come
- 13:47Speaker 8: out with the whole visual album and it would be
- 13:50Speaker 8: exclusive on I don't know if they can before that,
- 13:52Speaker 8: bring back remote Control.
- 13:56Speaker 5: The other kid like the MTV Beach House, bring that back,
- 14:01Speaker 5: bring it back. I would love that.
- 14:03Speaker 7: And music videos now are full productions like what Taylor
- 14:05Speaker 7: Stiff does compared to what music videos used to be
- 14:08Speaker 7: it's ridiculous.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Is this something like maybe something interactive like whereas you're
- 14:11Speaker 1: watching it, you pick the next video by real time
- 14:15Speaker 1: online or sort of like YouTube thing.
- 14:17Speaker 4: Yeah, right, but you know what I'm saying. But going
- 14:20Speaker 4: back to like the roots of MTV, I think that
- 14:22Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 14:25Speaker 2: It.
- 14:25Speaker 1: You can't fall off the floor if you're MTV, right,
- 14:28Speaker 1: and that's what you're known for historically, Like it's I
- 14:31Speaker 1: think it's worth trying it.
- 14:32Speaker 8: They would just have to be willing to risk the
- 14:34Speaker 8: money because again, like ridiculousness didn't really cost a lot
- 14:37Speaker 8: of money, and uh, to do ideas that you're talking about,
- 14:40Speaker 8: they have to like take that risk, and they should
- 14:42Speaker 8: because again, everything out there is getting stale and you
- 14:45Speaker 8: have to be unique and exclusive. So we'll see what happens. Also,
- 14:49Speaker 8: did you hear that Gail King she might be out
- 14:52Speaker 8: what Yeah, she might be out at CBS Mornings after
- 14:59Speaker 8: shake up going on over there, they say sources are
- 15:02Speaker 8: saying that her contracts up in May of twenty twenty six,
- 15:06Speaker 8: and they're not going to renew it, but they are
- 15:09Speaker 8: going to offer her another position within the within the network.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Oh thank god, She's going to be fine. She's got
- 15:15Speaker 1: Oprah friend mine.
- 15:16Speaker 8: Yeah, I was wondering, to be honest, I didn't even
- 15:19Speaker 8: really know that she was still doing that show.
- 15:21Speaker 3: Yeah, was she a thing before being friends with the Oprah.
- 15:23Speaker 5: She was also like an anchor, right, like she was
- 15:26Speaker 5: a news ancle.
- 15:26Speaker 1: I think they worked together right at one point, like
- 15:28Speaker 1: back when Oprah was a newsperson and they were just friends.
- 15:32Speaker 1: And so it'd be like all of a sudden, you
- 15:34Speaker 1: became like you know, like Greg Winfrey.
- 15:38Speaker 5: Like some picture wagon of that stuff.
- 15:40Speaker 4: Some big institution, and you and I used to work together.
- 15:43Speaker 4: I was just wondering he'd be like, got my friend Woody,
- 15:45Speaker 4: my friend Woody.
- 15:45Speaker 3: What came first? Like the anchoring or the Oprah.
- 15:50Speaker 4: A production assistant at Baltimore TV station where Oprah worked.
- 15:54Speaker 4: She then became a correspondent, was an anchor.
- 15:57Speaker 3: And the kind of came up together.
- 15:58Speaker 8: And then Obrah star like you know, it hugs her
- 16:02Speaker 8: up kind of like you know Sebastian Manuscalco right right,
- 16:06Speaker 8: or like how doctor Phil got started from Oprah And yeah,
- 16:09Speaker 8: just things like that. The launch all right, I just
- 16:12Speaker 8: want to make you aware because I'm sure you're not watching,
- 16:15Speaker 8: but there's new episodes of The Cart of the Kardashians
- 16:19Speaker 8: and then one of the latest episodes, Kim Kardashian insists
- 16:22Speaker 8: that we did not land on the Moon, which I
- 16:25Speaker 8: kind of support, she said, And when asked on the
- 16:28Speaker 8: show why she believes this, she said, why was the
- 16:32Speaker 8: flag floating and waving when there's no gravity. Also, the
- 16:36Speaker 8: shoes don't match it, and you see this a lot.
- 16:38Speaker 3: On shoes don't match.
- 16:39Speaker 1: Yeah, you see this a.
- 16:40Speaker 8: Lot online and social media where you see the famous
- 16:44Speaker 8: footprints within the moon. And then they showed the shoes
- 16:48Speaker 8: supposedly that they used on the Moon inside the museum
- 16:51Speaker 8: and the souls don't match.
- 16:53Speaker 1: Man, if only they would have thought of that before
- 16:55Speaker 1: they had the whole you know, like idea to fake it. Yeah,
- 16:58Speaker 1: you would have thought somebody in cotton.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Flag that.
- 17:03Speaker 4: And by the way, it's flagg getting. All these things
- 17:05Speaker 4: can be addressed by going to any like NASA museum
- 17:07Speaker 4: or NASA website.
- 17:08Speaker 6: Just what society on like respecting her, you know, like, oh,
- 17:12Speaker 6: she's a lawyer.
- 17:12Speaker 8: It's like never mind, Yeah, what I thought you were
- 17:15Speaker 8: starting to be on board with the whole moon landing thing.
- 17:18Speaker 1: No, No, I'm just saying, like there's a lot of
- 17:20Speaker 1: these conspiracies that later come down and you're like, oh,
- 17:23Speaker 1: there's a little bit of truth to that.
- 17:25Speaker 4: I mean, I use that because that's that's a very
- 17:26Speaker 4: popular one. I don't think they faked it, but this
- 17:30Speaker 4: is the only conspiracy theory that I could see being plausible.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you're confusing me with Greg. I'm a big
- 17:36Speaker 1: supporter of all the nast we did. Yeah, I believe
- 17:39Speaker 1: we got one there.
- 17:40Speaker 4: It took me five seconds to figure out this shoe thing.
- 17:42Speaker 4: They had a specialized outer boot or an overshoe when
- 17:44Speaker 4: they were actually on the moon, as supposed to the
- 17:46Speaker 4: boots you see in the photos.
- 17:47Speaker 1: There's the outer boot they leave. They left it there,
- 17:49Speaker 1: actually they did.
- 17:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:50Speaker 4: Oh they didn't want to get like mo story and
- 17:52Speaker 4: crap it again. All these things take five seconds to
- 17:55Speaker 4: look up there, that's why. Okay, Yeah, but like you.
- 17:57Speaker 3: Know, the Kardashians said, my mind said, it's always it
- 18:01Speaker 3: goes back to do you know how many people would
- 18:03Speaker 3: have had to keep this secret right their entire families
- 18:05Speaker 3: and the entire world. Yeah, for so many generations.
- 18:07Speaker 8: People had you know, morals back then. Okay, all right,
- 18:11Speaker 8: they kept things secret. Well, thank you very much, menace.
- 18:15Speaker 8: It's time for your birthdays.
- 18:17Speaker 3: Birthdayday, Shivery.
- 18:22Speaker 5: We're gonna sit baghday and you know we don't doday.
- 18:27Speaker 1: And I'll mentioned it first only because it's a segway,
- 18:29Speaker 1: because we were just mentioning them. But Kendall Jenner is
- 18:33Speaker 1: thirty years old day. I'm at the end of the
- 18:35Speaker 1: Kardashian mentioned for today. Roseanne Barr is seventy three years old.
- 18:40Speaker 1: Phil Simms today, former NFL quarterback, sports commentator, he is seventy.
- 18:44Speaker 1: Dolph lungdren Helly Rocky Yeah, and next year he's gonna
- 18:48Speaker 1: have one hell of a birthday.
- 18:49Speaker 3: But Greg, this year he's sixty eight. Pretty boring.
- 18:52Speaker 1: Golf comedian and former SNL Weekend Update anchored Dennis Miller
- 18:56Speaker 1: is seventy two. We got the Kate Capshaw. It was
- 19:01Speaker 1: seventy two as well. Sie Colin Kaepernick, remember.
- 19:05Speaker 3: Him, Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Yeah, the NFL quarterback turned civil rights activists not by choice,
- 19:10Speaker 1: but yeah, got benched. Yeah, he had to switch careers
- 19:13Speaker 1: pretty suddenly. It's a lot of kind of suckings. Uh,
- 19:16Speaker 1: he's thirty eight years old today. And then your porno
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- 20:12Speaker 3: And that is a Monday.
- 20:14Speaker 1: Look what's happening in the world of entertainment here on
- 20:17Speaker 1: the Woody Show.
- 20:21Speaker 2: Shows back?
- 20:22Speaker 1: All right, Welcome back everybody. Hi, Monday morning, November the third,
- 20:27Speaker 1: Today is Give someone a Dollar Day.
- 20:31Speaker 3: It's day also National Sandwich Day.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, shout out to sandwiches.
- 20:37Speaker 3: Shout out to sandwiches, menace.
- 20:39Speaker 1: Man power rank the uh.
- 20:43Speaker 8: The sandwiches, the sandwiches like the sandwiches, the sandwich ones.
- 20:47Speaker 1: Real retailers, oh oh real yeah yeah.
- 20:52Speaker 3: Uh Sawich retailers.
- 20:55Speaker 1: I'm going Jimmie John's number one, Jersey mis number one
- 20:59Speaker 1: two Dog Jersey Jersey Mikes. I'm talking about major chains.
- 21:04Speaker 1: Anybody that's texting Jersey Jersey Mike's. You keep asking me
- 21:11Speaker 1: to do it. No, yeah, then you're saying no, no, no, no,
- 21:17Speaker 1: Jimmy John's number one, Jersey Mike's. I'll give the top
- 21:21Speaker 1: of Jersey Mike's. Uh, Firehouse subs it's pretty good. That's
- 21:27Speaker 1: number two, and then number three. Man, number three is tough.
- 21:31Speaker 1: Uh you know, I might go Jimmy John's three.
- 21:38Speaker 8: Yeah, actually, like okay, I might go Jimmy John's Firehouse.
- 21:44Speaker 3: Then Mike's Mike's third. No, yeah, no, no no.
- 21:50Speaker 1: We agreed to disagree, allegedly, but man, you know what
- 21:55Speaker 1: I slept on was the there's always the cheese steak place.
- 21:58Speaker 3: At the mall food court.
- 22:00Speaker 1: Yes, so good. They're always handing out sample and uh yeah,
- 22:03Speaker 1: they have different names, different places.
- 22:05Speaker 3: But there's always a cheese steak place. Ye uh.
- 22:08Speaker 4: And then more recently than the last month or so,
- 22:11Speaker 4: like I was walking through, I'm like, you know what,
- 22:13Speaker 4: I'm starving. That sounds good having for the first time
- 22:15Speaker 4: in a long time, and it was awesome.
- 22:17Speaker 5: Yeah, never sleep on the cheese steak.
- 22:18Speaker 3: What's the one we went to in Detroit that you
- 22:21Speaker 3: took me to? Maybe we finally went to it. No,
- 22:25Speaker 3: it was not a cheese steak cheese steak place, so
- 22:27Speaker 3: sandwich shop, pot belly or oh.
- 22:29Speaker 8: Yeah, pot because it wasn't a major change.
- 22:35Speaker 3: Jimmy John's You're out.
- 22:37Speaker 1: Yeah, so number one is a Jersey, Mike's number two
- 22:40Speaker 1: is firehouse. Number three is pot Belly.
- 22:42Speaker 8: I would put pot belly, yeah, like number one, number two,
- 22:45Speaker 8: but it's available.
- 22:47Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they're not in every Yeah, pretty pretty.
- 22:50Speaker 5: Good, pretty fire to also throw out Capriotti's.
- 22:53Speaker 1: Love Those aren't everywhere. You have a fresh roast turkey
- 22:59Speaker 1: every day, so good in house, it's really good. It's
- 23:02Speaker 1: a Smart Home Day National Accessory Day, And I'm not
- 23:05Speaker 1: sure what the difference is here. It's National Homemaker Day
- 23:08Speaker 1: and National Housewife Day.
- 23:09Speaker 3: Is not that the same thing?
- 23:10Speaker 5: What's the different maybe.
- 23:12Speaker 1: Housewife is women, and then homemaker could be guy or girl.
- 23:15Speaker 8: I think maybe like the housewife is the one that's
- 23:18Speaker 8: there but doesn't do any homemakers.
- 23:20Speaker 7: I think housewife maybe doesn't have kids and homemaker does.
- 23:23Speaker 3: I know you can't turn a hoe into a house.
- 23:26Speaker 4: I've heard that before into a homemakmaker was probably introduced
- 23:29Speaker 4: in the sixties to give it a better title. It
- 23:32Speaker 4: sounds like a you know, one of those things that
- 23:35Speaker 4: helps people feel better?
- 23:36Speaker 1: Is that gentrification?
- 23:38Speaker 3: Sure? Yes? Correct?
- 23:40Speaker 1: Today in history, it was today, in nineteen fourteen that
- 23:46Speaker 1: the basic design for the modern bra was patented nice
- 23:49Speaker 1: by this nineteen year old woman named Mary Jacob of
- 23:52Speaker 1: New York. Before that, women just wore these bulky like
- 23:55Speaker 1: whalebone corset.
- 23:57Speaker 8: Yeah, oh my god, like he suits back in the day.
- 24:00Speaker 8: How did they not drown? Yeah, Tiwi Brazil, thank you.
- 24:06Speaker 3: Old On.
- 24:07Speaker 1: We got an after hours voicemail and involved bras. Oh
- 24:09Speaker 1: here we go eight Woodie Andrea.
- 24:13Speaker 12: Here I keep hearing this talk about how why a
- 24:16Speaker 12: woman can't find a bra that works for her entire life,
- 24:20Speaker 12: find the one you like and then wear it, And
- 24:22Speaker 12: all the women on the show keep saying there aren't
- 24:24Speaker 12: fras at work. But that doesn't exist. Yeah it does.
- 24:30Speaker 12: What are you talking about? I was blessed with large breasts.
- 24:34Speaker 12: My mother did not know what to do it. He
- 24:36Speaker 12: tried several bras from Walmart and Target and none of
- 24:40Speaker 12: them worked. So she took me to the Victoria's Secret
- 24:42Speaker 12: where they measured me. I tried a body by Victoria
- 24:45Speaker 12: full coverage bra and I've been wearing it since I
- 24:47Speaker 12: was sixteen years old. Not the same one, of course.
- 24:49Speaker 12: I go and replace them, Go get a measurement by
- 24:52Speaker 12: Victoria's Secret. They have a lot of options. They have
- 24:54Speaker 12: no lining, they have full lining, they have push up,
- 24:57Speaker 12: they have all kinds of free style. Just find the
- 25:01Speaker 12: one that works and just buy that one over and
- 25:03Speaker 12: over and over again. Greg is right, and he doesn't
- 25:06Speaker 12: even have food.
- 25:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:08Speaker 4: Yeah, for Victoria's congratulations, Well, when you find something that
- 25:12Speaker 4: works for it, you can tell everybody about like, hell,
- 25:14Speaker 4: have you been to this place?
- 25:15Speaker 3: Right?
- 25:15Speaker 1: So that's where she got the broad the work for
- 25:17Speaker 1: her and her giant boobs.
- 25:18Speaker 3: Congratulations. It's like, hey, good jobs, a nice job. That's
- 25:23Speaker 3: what I've been nice to work. Godzkas.
- 25:26Speaker 6: I like that broad place where it says, well the
- 25:28Speaker 6: alphabet starts at d okay.
- 25:30Speaker 1: But that's the point is that once you find okay.
- 25:33Speaker 3: So, because I've been brad shopping with women, it takes
- 25:36Speaker 3: all damn day. These these shirts that I wear. It's
- 25:39Speaker 3: from this place.
- 25:40Speaker 1: I figured out what size I like from this place
- 25:43Speaker 1: in this shirt, and then I can just keep ordering
- 25:44Speaker 1: that shirt and it'll be the same every time. So
- 25:46Speaker 1: once you find one, you go, oh, this one's good,
- 25:48Speaker 1: let's get them. Just keep buying that one. Yeah, so
- 25:51Speaker 1: what's the problem.
- 25:52Speaker 5: I don't have a problem.
- 25:53Speaker 7: I've never found one that fits correctly truly, that's comfortable,
- 25:56Speaker 7: and then I enjoy never So.
- 25:57Speaker 3: Right now you're wearing an uncomfortable bro I were wearing.
- 26:04Speaker 1: On you. No, I'm wearing a sports bra.
- 26:06Speaker 7: And I wear sports bras every day almost all the
- 26:09Speaker 7: time unless there's an outfit that I can't wear one
- 26:12Speaker 7: with because I hate them so much.
- 26:14Speaker 3: Okay, there's a maybe this is the gay part of me.
- 26:18Speaker 3: What's the difference between a bra and a sports bra?
- 26:20Speaker 10: Oh?
- 26:22Speaker 1: I don't know. Is a sports bar basically like spand
- 26:24Speaker 1: it or.
- 26:25Speaker 3: Like a kind of top? Can you pull it over yourself?
- 26:28Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 26:28Speaker 5: I know, it's like a racer It doesn't have an underwire.
- 26:31Speaker 3: Yeah, but if that's comfortable, wear it.
- 26:33Speaker 1: I don't.
- 26:34Speaker 9: That's what I'm saying.
- 26:34Speaker 6: I wear it every day, and they do say. I mean,
- 26:36Speaker 6: I don't know if there's an old wives tale, but
- 26:38Speaker 6: like in uh, like high school, like, don't wear a
- 26:40Speaker 6: sports bar your boobs will droop?
- 26:42Speaker 3: Oh really?
- 26:42Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 26:43Speaker 3: What is it?
- 26:44Speaker 1: Your boobs are droop?
- 26:46Speaker 5: Don't wear a sports bra.
- 26:47Speaker 3: Why would that be the case.
- 26:48Speaker 5: I think it's because it doesn't have enough support, you know, like.
- 26:52Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly several women that's gone breast and enhancements and
- 26:57Speaker 8: then they just go with pasties after that because they
- 27:00Speaker 8: just float.
- 27:01Speaker 1: You've been a guys, so easy, Greg, Yeah, fresh, fresh
- 27:04Speaker 1: clean threads, the perfect Gene company. No, this is this
- 27:07Speaker 1: is this is how you can dress exactly like me.
- 27:09Speaker 3: I know you want to do this.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Fresh clean threads for the for the te's long sleeve
- 27:13Speaker 1: and short sleeves and polos. Okay, perfect Gene company for
- 27:18Speaker 1: the for the and they're so comfortable. I wear gold
- 27:21Speaker 1: toe cruise socks so gray black. I have them in
- 27:25Speaker 1: two different colors. That's it, gray and black, gold toe
- 27:29Speaker 1: cruise socks. And then the underwear is chill Boys chill boys.
- 27:33Speaker 1: They're bamboo boxer.
- 27:35Speaker 6: Breech supposed to keep your nuts cool.
- 27:38Speaker 1: No, you know what, Like it's the super soft, super
- 27:41Speaker 1: comfortable like boxer brief that that they sell and those
- 27:45Speaker 1: are fantastic. So the New Era dressed like New Era
- 27:49Speaker 1: thirty nine thirty hats. Every one of my hats is
- 27:52Speaker 1: a New Era thirty nine thirty A right, extra large,
- 27:55Speaker 1: extra large. So and you know what, that's all I
- 27:58Speaker 1: need to know.
- 27:59Speaker 3: That's it.
- 27:59Speaker 1: There's there's no questions. I need a shirt, fresh, clean threads.
- 28:03Speaker 1: I know where to go jeans, I know where to
- 28:04Speaker 1: go and what size.
- 28:05Speaker 3: Who's so?
- 28:06Speaker 4: Who is making women change their clothes all the time?
- 28:08Speaker 4: Who's making women have a thousand different outfits? Because it's
- 28:10Speaker 4: not I right, it's not It's not Woody right.
- 28:13Speaker 9: I wouldn't say, is it for other chicks?
- 28:16Speaker 1: I like persons and shoes? I think again legally ladies?
- 28:24Speaker 1: Or like the nails, like getting the nails?
- 28:26Speaker 5: Do you get my nails done? Because I'm a bier
- 28:28Speaker 5: and I would just have bloody stumps for him.
- 28:29Speaker 7: But I do remember in high school, the general rule
- 28:32Speaker 7: that everybody knew was that you couldn't wear the same
- 28:35Speaker 7: outfit within two weeks of each other.
- 28:37Speaker 9: Two weeks.
- 28:38Speaker 1: That was the rule.
- 28:40Speaker 7: I mean, that was sort of the general rule that
- 28:43Speaker 7: wear an outfit.
- 28:44Speaker 4: Until all the guys were telling you that. Hu yah,
- 28:47Speaker 4: exactly what did you move on to? You're a FAWNI
- 28:50Speaker 4: guy for I did which they sell it. Macy is
- 28:53Speaker 4: like one of those brands.
- 28:54Speaker 8: I would always buy the black T shirts, but now
- 28:57Speaker 8: I've moved on to Unique Glow because they have special
- 29:02Speaker 8: like nylon cotton. It's heavy tea, yeah, but it's it's
- 29:07Speaker 8: light and airy as well. You know, it feels like silk.
- 29:11Speaker 8: It's awesome.
- 29:13Speaker 13: Shout out.
- 29:14Speaker 1: And then Greg, of course it's just straight Gucci and.
- 29:16Speaker 3: Right, it's straight whatever I owned fourteen years ago. Yeah,
- 29:22Speaker 3: what show apparel?
- 29:23Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four Wooding hit us up with
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- 29:29Speaker 1: Monday morning. What the show is next?
- 29:30Speaker 2: Hang on.
- 29:33Speaker 3: Burn?
- 29:34Speaker 1: Oh my god, God back all right, we're into another
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- 29:43Speaker 1: for being here. It was one of that's great gory
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- 30:01Speaker 1: Woody Show. And I'm gonna start with Menace because if
- 30:04Speaker 1: you're looking at our social media over the weekend, looks
- 30:06Speaker 1: like he had one hell of a weekend. Yeah, which,
- 30:08Speaker 1: as you know, the the Menace Birthday month wish list
- 30:11Speaker 1: included he wanted to stay, not even stay. The wish
- 30:16Speaker 1: list said that he wanted to see He wanted to
- 30:18Speaker 1: get a tour of the Hardwood Suite at the Palms
- 30:22Speaker 1: Casino in Vegas, which is a room at the Palms
- 30:26Speaker 1: that has a basketball court in. Yeah, but I kind
- 30:28Speaker 1: of feel like, of all the things in that room,
- 30:31Speaker 1: that is the that is the least cool part, dude,
- 30:36Speaker 1: because it after seeing the video, I'd never seen any
- 30:38Speaker 1: pictures of it or whatever.
- 30:40Speaker 3: Your video.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw your video. I'm assuming that's
- 30:43Speaker 1: your weekend cheer. Yeah, it is, absolutely, I mean I'm
- 30:46Speaker 1: just guessing. I'm just guessing.
- 30:47Speaker 8: It has five beds, seven bathrooms, five bedrooms.
- 30:51Speaker 3: Yeah, it is that.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Little speakeasy room look crazy. Yeah, I do even know
- 30:55Speaker 1: that was there.
- 30:56Speaker 8: Yeah, I was there for twenty four hours, and I
- 30:58Speaker 8: didn't like. I posted a little bit of a tour
- 31:01Speaker 8: and then the Poms reached out and they said, uh,
- 31:04Speaker 8: oh we love the the speaks and like speakeasy, Like
- 31:08Speaker 8: what are you talking about? What are you talking about?
- 31:09Speaker 8: So I started looking around. Oh there's like this little
- 31:11Speaker 8: hallway that's kind of weird, and there was a secret
- 31:14Speaker 8: door in there.
- 31:15Speaker 1: There was another room. Yeah, it was crazy.
- 31:18Speaker 3: That's awesome.
- 31:18Speaker 1: So anyway, Menace had this on his wish list, and
- 31:23Speaker 1: then I got word that the Poms not only were
- 31:26Speaker 1: they willing to let him see the place, right, they're like,
- 31:28Speaker 1: oh you can stay there, damn not for one night,
- 31:31Speaker 1: for two nights.
- 31:32Speaker 9: So nice.
- 31:33Speaker 3: What does that thing to even go for?
- 31:35Speaker 8: I I mean it varies like every hotel, Yeah, but
- 31:38Speaker 8: like on the average, because.
- 31:40Speaker 1: I can't even imagine rumors of twenty five thousand night. Yeah,
- 31:44Speaker 1: but it's ten thousand square feet.
- 31:47Speaker 3: It's huge.
- 31:48Speaker 1: It looks super cool. Big one thing I've ever stayed
- 31:50Speaker 1: in in my life. I mean, not that not that
- 31:52Speaker 1: it makes it a matter, but like if you had
- 31:54Speaker 1: what five five bedrooms, yeah, I sleeps, Yeah, it has.
- 31:57Speaker 5: Five beds, beds on the basketball court.
- 32:01Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like five couples or whatever, you know what
- 32:03Speaker 1: I mean, everybody kind of goes in on it just experience.
- 32:07Speaker 1: This is just like one of those still expensive but
- 32:10Speaker 1: the type of sweets that they have.
- 32:11Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's just what that stuff cast.
- 32:13Speaker 8: They had a bar in the center that you know,
- 32:15Speaker 8: seats twelve people, and like different the living room, and
- 32:20Speaker 8: I mean the place could probably fit hundreds of people.
- 32:23Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, so you're hosting a party.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to see it, it's on our
- 32:27Speaker 1: Instagram at the Woody Show on Instagram. I did a
- 32:29Speaker 1: little tour and the tour just alone on Instagram, which
- 32:32Speaker 1: is edited, takes three and a half minutes to go through.
- 32:34Speaker 1: It is so big.
- 32:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:37Speaker 8: Somebody lucked out though, because they were in town at
- 32:39Speaker 8: the same time, and that was Sammy. So Sammy came,
- 32:42Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 32:44Speaker 9: Oh my god. We had so much fun. It was
- 32:46Speaker 9: so cool.
- 32:47Speaker 1: And then Sammy's family lives nearby. I was like, dude,
- 32:49Speaker 1: tell all your family stop on. You know.
- 32:55Speaker 3: I was watching the show wood called The Reluctant Traveler
- 32:58Speaker 3: with Eugene Levy on It's on Apple TV. It's really good.
- 33:01Speaker 3: He just travels around the world and does different things
- 33:04Speaker 3: and he was in Canada hanging out with that singer
- 33:06Speaker 3: Michael Boublay. And they end the episode by going to
- 33:09Speaker 3: Michael bou blaze house and they are cooking in the
- 33:12Speaker 3: kitchen and just hanging out, and then Michael says, hey,
- 33:15Speaker 3: I want you to see something, and they go downstairs
- 33:18Speaker 3: and you think they're walking into his basement. It's a
- 33:22Speaker 3: hockey rink in his house. Maybe you think of the
- 33:27Speaker 3: hardwood suite. My son would love that actual ice rink.
- 33:31Speaker 1: It is crazy they have that. They have the Kingpin Suite,
- 33:35Speaker 1: which is a bowling alley dam.
- 33:37Speaker 9: There's a bowling alley in there too, and different.
- 33:40Speaker 8: Yeah, and then they have the studio, see where they
- 33:43Speaker 8: have a recording studio, have a cinema suite which is
- 33:46Speaker 8: a movie theater. Dude Palms has a whole movie theater
- 33:50Speaker 8: there too on site.
- 33:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:53Speaker 1: So during the day, like sometimes you're like, what am
- 33:55Speaker 1: I gonna do during the day in Vegas? You can
- 33:57Speaker 1: just go watch a movie. There's so many cool restaurants.
- 34:01Speaker 3: What a birthday month? Yeah, Megai, it was so cool. Crazy.
- 34:06Speaker 1: I think the only geers I have is I broke
- 34:08Speaker 1: my belt and I'm wearing a you broke your belt. Yeah,
- 34:12Speaker 1: so I'm wearing a shoelace. Now, I would have thought
- 34:16Speaker 1: that would have happened before you started losing weight. Yeah,
- 34:18Speaker 1: I know this is the whole like tour because I
- 34:20Speaker 1: had to make a new hole. Yeah, because it got smaller,
- 34:25Speaker 1: but it tore and now you know now I need
- 34:28Speaker 1: a new belt.
- 34:29Speaker 5: And you only have one.
- 34:30Speaker 1: I thought I had board belts, to be honest, but
- 34:33Speaker 1: I don't know where they are.
- 34:34Speaker 3: I look for them.
- 34:35Speaker 1: So not have a shoelace today, Morgan, what about you?
- 34:38Speaker 1: Weekend cheers and jeers?
- 34:39Speaker 14: Some mine's kind of lame. Y'all can make fun of me.
- 34:41Speaker 14: I don't care, but cheers to creatine. If you know
- 34:44Speaker 14: what that is?
- 34:45Speaker 9: A dude hydrate. I've been taking it for almost two
- 34:48Speaker 9: months now.
- 34:51Speaker 1: I've heard. I know. It's it's like you know, proteins, creatines,
- 34:54Speaker 1: things that you get like at those like uh, you
- 34:57Speaker 1: know food superstore kind of thing.
- 35:00Speaker 9: Yeah, Seeve, I should walk in. He would describe it
- 35:01Speaker 9: better than me.
- 35:02Speaker 14: But it's just this powder that I mix some water
- 35:04Speaker 14: and it's five grams of creatine monohydrate and so it
- 35:07Speaker 14: does help your muscles, like get water to your muscles,
- 35:10Speaker 14: help you recover there's probably way more things, but ato acids. Yeah,
- 35:14Speaker 14: a friend and then my coach was like, yeah, you
- 35:16Speaker 14: should do it. So I've been on it like almost
- 35:17Speaker 14: two months, and man, I noticed a different I feel
- 35:20Speaker 14: so strong and.
- 35:21Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to.
- 35:25Speaker 14: But I mean even ladies don't be scared to take it.
- 35:27Speaker 14: I've heard it's even better for girls.
- 35:29Speaker 3: Take you hot, because I know somebody that would take
- 35:31Speaker 3: that before working out and they would get physically hot.
- 35:35Speaker 9: Well that's pre workout, and I do take that too.
- 35:37Speaker 5: Is that like nyasin they talk about the nice and flush.
- 35:40Speaker 9: It's some kind of like oxide something. I don't know
- 35:43Speaker 9: the signs of.
- 35:43Speaker 1: It, but yeah, you talk about make fund of me
- 35:47Speaker 1: all you want, but creatine rocks.
- 35:49Speaker 14: I'm so INSTI good for you. My Jeers goes to
- 35:51Speaker 14: obviously it was a big party weekend with Halloween and
- 35:54Speaker 14: all that. Jeers and I have one friend that's like
- 35:56Speaker 14: this and it bothers the crap out of me. These streamers, right,
- 36:00Speaker 14: so all they do is they go to parties. Minis
- 36:02Speaker 14: you see all the time, I'm sure, but they hire
- 36:05Speaker 14: a guy to follow them with the camera all night
- 36:07Speaker 14: long and then they record everything and they're streaming it.
- 36:10Speaker 14: For you know, could be five people, it could be
- 36:12Speaker 14: hundreds of people, and then they just have like the
- 36:15Speaker 14: fakest conversations ever. So like these parties these days, like Halloween,
- 36:18Speaker 14: it's just a bunch of streamers walking around. Well camera's
- 36:22Speaker 14: following them.
- 36:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:23Speaker 8: Also they'll hire security and then so they'll act like
- 36:25Speaker 8: a holes and then security will jump in.
- 36:28Speaker 9: And they don't need security, like there's no micro in.
- 36:31Speaker 8: I mean, what do you remember this. We're staying at
- 36:33Speaker 8: hotel and there was a streaming convention happening nearby. We
- 36:37Speaker 8: were at the restaurant and all the guys they had
- 36:39Speaker 8: like cameras, yeah, like set up at the table and
- 36:42Speaker 8: there was a.
- 36:42Speaker 1: Very quiet, like hotel lobby bar kind of area, and
- 36:45Speaker 1: we were just having a couple of drinks there and
- 36:48Speaker 1: around the entire place. They each had their own setup
- 36:51Speaker 1: with their ring lights and the whole thing. And they're
- 36:53Speaker 1: sitting there eating a meal and having a conversation with
- 36:57Speaker 1: I guess they were doing like a live stream and yeah,
- 36:59Speaker 1: people asking questions and I'm like, this is your job
- 37:02Speaker 1: you're doing.
- 37:03Speaker 9: But some people that are interesting, but most people it's
- 37:06Speaker 9: mad boring.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Rights And that's the thing I've noticed where everybody and
- 37:11Speaker 1: I'm not going to out the name here. Everybody wants
- 37:14Speaker 1: to be way more important than they are, right, So
- 37:16Speaker 1: it's all fake. Even though something's supposed to be like reality,
- 37:19Speaker 1: like a look into someone's life, it's all fake. Like,
- 37:21Speaker 1: no one's following you around with a camera unless you
- 37:23Speaker 1: paid them to. It's not like the paparazzi who are
- 37:26Speaker 1: looking out for famous people and you happen to be
- 37:28Speaker 1: captured at this place, Like, no, it's you. You hired.
- 37:31Speaker 1: Anybody could do that, and you're gonna have somebody just
- 37:33Speaker 1: follow them around. You're not that cool, you're not that interesting,
- 37:35Speaker 1: you're not that important. But this is all these candid shots.
- 37:41Speaker 1: This is what this one radio guy did and again
- 37:43Speaker 1: I'm not going to mention names, but he was posting
- 37:47Speaker 1: a photo of him asleep on a plane, right, So
- 37:50Speaker 1: he's leaned up against the window and it was just
- 37:54Speaker 1: him sleeping. Somebody noticed because he didn't do a very
- 37:57Speaker 1: good job at you could see like where he was,
- 38:01Speaker 1: like he had his arm out and he's the one
- 38:03Speaker 1: that took the picture of sleeping. So nobody nobody like
- 38:09Speaker 1: just oh look he's sleeping, and he took a picture
- 38:11Speaker 1: because he's he's working so hard and he's globe trotting
- 38:14Speaker 1: to all these different events like he did it himself,
- 38:18Speaker 1: and he got destroyed online and looked like such a dude.
- 38:22Speaker 1: I just let you know, it's not me, but I
- 38:24Speaker 1: might have done. No, No, it's it's it's nobody. It's
- 38:27Speaker 1: nobody in this room. It's nobody in this room. It's
- 38:30Speaker 1: a it's another it's another big radio personality. But dude,
- 38:34Speaker 1: even still, nobody is like taking pictures of you sleeping
- 38:38Speaker 1: on the plane, and then they posted it and they
- 38:41Speaker 1: got busted because oh look there he's got his own
- 38:43Speaker 1: arm sticking out, taking his own picture of him.
- 38:46Speaker 6: Sleeping and you and you know it's not real, because
- 38:48Speaker 6: if you ever actually sleep on a plane, or if
- 38:50Speaker 6: I sleep on a plane, it is so ugly.
- 38:52Speaker 5: It's me.
- 38:53Speaker 3: You've seen it. You've taken pictures.
- 38:54Speaker 8: Of Wait, is this the same person also a higher
- 38:58Speaker 8: security Yes?
- 39:00Speaker 9: Oh wow, see it kind of makes sense.
- 39:03Speaker 1: You know.
- 39:05Speaker 5: She's gonna do.
- 39:06Speaker 9: But yeah, stop hiring cameraman to follow you around if
- 39:08Speaker 9: you're a nobody.
- 39:10Speaker 1: At weekend cheers and jeers.
- 39:13Speaker 6: Halloween was great and you know, had a great time
- 39:16Speaker 6: walking around with the kids in the new neighborhood.
- 39:18Speaker 5: But that's not my cheers.
- 39:19Speaker 6: My cheers was the kid was actually gone for like
- 39:22Speaker 6: four or five hours on Saturday. So my husband and
- 39:25Speaker 6: I had like kind of a date, like we're going
- 39:27Speaker 6: to get in the hot tub. Got it on in
- 39:30Speaker 6: the hot tub adults, we got a kid. Yeah, christ
- 39:36Speaker 6: the hot tub.
- 39:37Speaker 5: Thank you? Felt good about that.
- 39:39Speaker 9: It's amazing.
- 39:40Speaker 1: Now, how did that work out? Because typically, like pools,
- 39:42Speaker 1: hot tub showers, that always seems like a more romantic
- 39:45Speaker 1: idea that ends up being for the.
- 39:48Speaker 6: Well, here's the thing. It's more it ends up being
- 39:51Speaker 6: more like hand and mouth party than you.
- 39:53Speaker 14: Know, because you don't want to like all these hot
- 39:56Speaker 14: tub you have enough room like shower, you're kind of.
- 39:58Speaker 5: Scool, or you can like sit on this there whatever.
- 40:00Speaker 6: Yeah, so I feel like the house has lived in now.
- 40:05Speaker 5: Yeah, it was super fun.
- 40:07Speaker 1: Yet no.
- 40:11Speaker 6: On co or like up against they because we have
- 40:15Speaker 6: like a breakfast nook bench. All right, I'll let you know.
- 40:20Speaker 6: Jeers old bitches at parks. Why are they also angry
- 40:25Speaker 6: because they're old?
- 40:26Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always old ladies.
- 40:28Speaker 6: I was walking to the kid's flag football game and
- 40:31Speaker 6: this little poodle was like following me and it had
- 40:33Speaker 6: a little tennis ball in his mouth and kept like
- 40:35Speaker 6: dropping it next to me, and like, oh cute, Okay.
- 40:38Speaker 6: So I picked up the ball and I was about
- 40:41Speaker 6: to throw it, and I hear from behind me.
- 40:43Speaker 5: Give my dog back his ball. Damn bitch, what what's
- 40:51Speaker 5: wrong with you? So I gave it back.
- 40:52Speaker 6: I walked away like I'm stealing a ball from a dog,
- 40:54Speaker 6: like I'm going.
- 40:55Speaker 5: To keep it. What's wrong with these old bats?
- 40:58Speaker 9: And she was just letting her dog run around. Yes see,
- 41:00Speaker 9: I don't like that.
- 41:01Speaker 5: It was very straight. How old was she?
- 41:02Speaker 7: I have some older ladies in my neighborhood who can't
- 41:05Speaker 7: see very well, so there's a chance she really couldn't
- 41:07Speaker 7: see what was.
- 41:09Speaker 1: So by all means know that about yourself and just
- 41:11Speaker 1: start yelling at people, thinking like, oh, you know what,
- 41:14Speaker 1: maybe I can't see you very well. I should just
- 41:16Speaker 1: probably assume the worst.
- 41:17Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to accuse everyone of dog napping.
- 41:19Speaker 3: It'll give you a right to be a bit.
- 41:21Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 41:21Speaker 5: I didn't like her, but otherwise, great weekend.
- 41:24Speaker 1: Yeah, well talk, so I hope everybody had a great weekend.
- 41:26Speaker 1: Hit us up on the text over to two two
- 41:28Speaker 1: nine eight seven. No, it was not Ryan Seacrest. No,
- 41:31Speaker 1: somebody on the text of it was probably Ryan Seacrest.
- 41:33Speaker 1: It was not. And by the way, shout out to
- 41:36Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest. His dad just passed away last week and
- 41:40Speaker 1: he and his dad were very close. I sent him
- 41:42Speaker 1: a text over the weekend. And Ryan is one of
- 41:44Speaker 1: the good guys.
- 41:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 41:45Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest is one of the nicest people. Has always
- 41:50Speaker 1: been super friendly and outgoing to me from even like
- 41:55Speaker 1: my first couple of days here, and you know, just
- 41:59Speaker 1: he doesn't have to. Yeah, you know, he's reached that
- 42:01Speaker 1: point where if he was a prick, people would somewhat
- 42:05Speaker 1: excuse it.
- 42:05Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, just because.
- 42:06Speaker 3: Oh he's so busy.
- 42:07Speaker 1: He's got a thousand jobs break Oh man, he never sleeps,
- 42:11Speaker 1: and he does sleep by the way. He's got a
- 42:13Speaker 1: really he's got a really interesting schedule. He has to
- 42:15Speaker 1: figure it out, but he's got it, really and he's
- 42:17Speaker 1: got one hundred thousand people working with him that figured out.
- 42:20Speaker 1: But dude, Ryan's a guy. He's super passionate about radio.
- 42:23Speaker 1: Radio's his first love. We bonded over that. We talked
- 42:25Speaker 1: about like kind of you know, coming up in radio
- 42:28Speaker 1: and our stories, and that was like very early on.
- 42:31Speaker 1: He's been the same guy since the day I met
- 42:33Speaker 1: him until he is right now. And you know, he's
- 42:37Speaker 1: just a really good dude. And so our thoughts are
- 42:39Speaker 1: with Ryan and over the loss of his dad. So
- 42:43Speaker 1: and it's not Ryan. He didn't take the picture of
- 42:45Speaker 1: himself on a plane. You can never see Ryan on
- 42:47Speaker 1: a plane because he fights private. So there you go.
- 42:50Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break. Who got some more
- 42:52Speaker 1: of the what he showed? Trending news headlines will be
- 42:54Speaker 1: coming up next. Hang on be considered a preservative, genetically.
- 43:00Speaker 11: Modified, genetically modified men origin.
- 43:04Speaker 3: Maybe, yes, that's exactly right. The Wood Show.
- 43:10Speaker 9: My pants are around my ankle.
- 43:11Speaker 3: Do you feel each individual pump? All right, welcome back.
- 43:21Speaker 1: You know, I get this little sinus thing going on,
- 43:23Speaker 1: like a lot of people do.
- 43:25Speaker 3: So I've been drinking like.
- 43:26Speaker 1: Hot tea, yeah, like an old lady.
- 43:28Speaker 3: During the British lady during the show. But it's weird.
- 43:32Speaker 1: I like, and I could see maybe this is what
- 43:34Speaker 1: the coffee things all about.
- 43:36Speaker 3: Like I went into like the routine.
- 43:38Speaker 1: Well, I went to go pick up the like a
- 43:40Speaker 1: new cup of hot tea down a little break room
- 43:43Speaker 1: and as I'm walking back and I have the little
- 43:44Speaker 1: cups got a little cardboard sleeve around the outside. I
- 43:47Speaker 1: feel like such an.
- 43:48Speaker 5: Adult walking around.
- 43:50Speaker 1: It's like like, look at me, I'm an adult.
- 43:53Speaker 3: I have a hot beveren, I have a hot beverage.
- 43:57Speaker 1: I have that random thought.
- 43:58Speaker 3: It's like, oh, look at me.
- 43:59Speaker 1: Do you feel like you have to go to a
- 44:00Speaker 1: business meeting now? Yeah? Good morning, cheers cut.
- 44:07Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really weird.
- 44:08Speaker 1: No way do you use the coffee machine for that? No,
- 44:10Speaker 1: there's like a hot hot water.
- 44:13Speaker 8: Right next to the car machine is so long it
- 44:17Speaker 8: takes four Yeah, that we have.
- 44:19Speaker 1: Like right right next to the coffee machines, like a
- 44:21Speaker 1: hot water dispenser thing.
- 44:22Speaker 3: So you're lucky. You don't know the sheer panic of
- 44:24Speaker 3: when there's no coffee or it's broken and you're so desperate.
- 44:28Speaker 9: Oh I run downstairs in that case too.
- 44:30Speaker 3: But I mean, what if both are broken? I seriously don't.
- 44:34Speaker 3: I'm not I kid you not. I don't think I
- 44:36Speaker 3: could go.
- 44:37Speaker 5: It's called tea hello.
- 44:39Speaker 1: And like, how losory that is? I don't get it.
- 44:42Speaker 4: Like the people. I feel the same way about that,
- 44:45Speaker 4: Greg as you do with the people that have like
- 44:46Speaker 4: the pot leaf T shirt, Like don't talk to me,
- 44:49Speaker 4: I haven't had my coffee. The people who treat coffee
- 44:51Speaker 4: as if it's air.
- 44:54Speaker 3: You know, I totally agree with you, and I totally
- 44:57Speaker 3: admit I'm that guy.
- 44:58Speaker 6: I know you are because two tops early and then yeah.
- 45:04Speaker 9: Caffeine addiction.
- 45:05Speaker 1: Gotta have it all right, gena grad trending news headlines, Well.
- 45:08Speaker 6: Today is parade day for the back to back World champions,
- 45:11Speaker 6: the Dodgers. They took Game seven in Toronto Saturday night,
- 45:15Speaker 6: and people are calling it one of the best Game
- 45:17Speaker 6: sevens in World Series history. It was exciting, Yeah, a
- 45:19Speaker 6: lot of that thanks to the eleven and wanted to Yeah,
- 45:25Speaker 6: will Smith hit a homer to give the Dodgers the
- 45:27Speaker 6: lead usually Nobu Yamamoto was named the series MVP, and
- 45:31Speaker 6: Clayton Gershaw now rides off into retirement as a back
- 45:34Speaker 6: to back champion.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Did do you guys see the clip of the sour Grapes?
- 45:38Speaker 1: Blue Jays guy was the announcer. The announcer, this is
- 45:43Speaker 1: what he said after the Game's got people pretty fired up.
- 45:45Speaker 3: There are a lot of wet eyes and I don't
- 45:46Speaker 3: doubt them, and I don't blame them for that. And
- 45:49Speaker 3: it's gonna sound like sour grapes and I don't really.
- 45:52Speaker 1: Give it, but I think the.
- 45:54Speaker 3: The better team did not win this series.
- 45:56Speaker 1: I think the Blue Jays are the better teams, and.
- 45:58Speaker 13: I feel like they played baseball a certain way that
- 46:01Speaker 13: was infectious, that grabbed the attention of the fans.
- 46:04Speaker 3: It's disheartening to see that the better.
- 46:05Speaker 1: Team did not win.
- 46:06Speaker 3: Okay, it happened. Team sounding clip there, Tyler?
- 46:10Speaker 1: Thank you? Well you're recording? Where'd you record that from?
- 46:14Speaker 1: Like the room next door? Where'd you get that? Were
- 46:17Speaker 1: you recording a TV? Yeah? Like from a mile away?
- 46:22Speaker 1: Where'd you get that? That was literally the best quality
- 46:24Speaker 1: clip back?
- 46:25Speaker 3: It was.
- 46:25Speaker 1: Okay, I found it from a couple of different places
- 46:27Speaker 1: because it was all over I saw it. I remember
- 46:29Speaker 1: it sounding that bad.
- 46:31Speaker 3: That's all. Thank you, Tyler. Yeah, I appreciate it. Not
- 46:33Speaker 3: thank you. That's going to mission though.
- 46:35Speaker 1: That's missaive a A plus for initiative on the quality.
- 46:38Speaker 3: Of the clip.
- 46:40Speaker 6: Well on the Dodgers are the first back to back
- 46:42Speaker 6: champs in twenty five years. And over to football. It
- 46:46Speaker 6: was Week nine in the NFL yesterday. In case you
- 46:48Speaker 6: didn't stay up to finish the first game, you didn't
- 46:50Speaker 6: miss much the Seahawks beat the Commanders thirty eight to fourteen,
- 46:54Speaker 6: and to add insult to injury, Washington QB Jayden Daniels
- 46:57Speaker 6: he might be done for the season.
- 46:59Speaker 1: Did you see the phone? That dislocation?
- 47:01Speaker 5: He had a dislocated elbow?
- 47:05Speaker 6: Always fun works when they're bending away they shouldn't be bending.
- 47:10Speaker 3: They just pop it back and extension.
- 47:13Speaker 5: Yeah, what he's going to make us all?
- 47:15Speaker 1: Look at it? I think I would faint well.
- 47:17Speaker 6: Earlier in the day, Woody Steelers pulled out a huge
- 47:20Speaker 6: win over the Colts twenty seven twenty yeah. The Rams
- 47:23Speaker 6: and Chargers beat the Saints and Titans, and the Panthers
- 47:26Speaker 6: upset the Packers with a last second field goal. Otherwise,
- 47:29Speaker 6: the Bears blew a fourteen point lead to the Bengals
- 47:31Speaker 6: but still managed to win with the last second touchdown,
- 47:34Speaker 6: and the Bills beat the Chiefs twenty eight to twenty one.
- 47:37Speaker 6: Week nine wraps up tonight with the Cardinals and Cowboys
- 47:40Speaker 6: on Monday Night Football.
- 47:41Speaker 1: There you go, Morgan, Oh yeah, yeah, look at his elbow.
- 47:49Speaker 1: It's not supposed to go that way. It doesn't bend,
- 47:53Speaker 1: And yeah, I hate it.
- 47:55Speaker 5: I hate it.
- 47:55Speaker 14: I wonder if they didn't feel that in the moment,
- 47:57Speaker 14: because they say you're adrenaline so high that in the
- 47:59Speaker 14: moment you don't even I know.
- 48:01Speaker 8: I know when I broke my arm skateboarding, I looked
- 48:04Speaker 8: down at it and it was all bent.
- 48:05Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I told my friends. I'm like, hey, guys,
- 48:07Speaker 1: I gotta go home. I just broke the floor sped,
- 48:11Speaker 1: But I didn't really feel it. Yeah.
- 48:12Speaker 5: I think your brain tries to protect you from that horror.
- 48:14Speaker 1: It's good until late.
- 48:17Speaker 5: Well, the FBI says it stopped a planned attack before
- 48:20Speaker 5: it happened. Investigators say the suspects practice shooting AK forty
- 48:24Speaker 5: seven's at a gun range and talked in an online
- 48:26Speaker 5: chat room about carrying out an attack on Pumpkin Day.
- 48:29Speaker 3: Oh good.
- 48:30Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 48:30Speaker 6: Once that was mentioned, FBI officials moved in arrested a
- 48:33Speaker 6: bunch of suspects, mostly in the suburbs of Detroit. Investigators
- 48:37Speaker 6: say the plot was inspired by ISIS, and they're now
- 48:39Speaker 6: looking to see if these a holes were radicalized online.
- 48:42Speaker 5: You think maybe in the chat room.
- 48:45Speaker 11: Well.
- 48:45Speaker 6: French prosecutors say that two more people have been charged
- 48:49Speaker 6: for their involvement in the Louver jewel heist. One of
- 48:51Speaker 6: the two charges was a thirty seven year old dude.
- 48:53Speaker 6: Cops say they think he was the one driving that
- 48:55Speaker 6: lift truck that helped the thieves get to the upper
- 48:57Speaker 6: floor of the museum. The second, a thirty eight year
- 49:01Speaker 6: old woman who happened to be the partner of the
- 49:04Speaker 6: truck driver by your man, say her DNA was found
- 49:09Speaker 6: on the inside of the lift that Both suspects have
- 49:11Speaker 6: been charged with theft by organized gang and criminal conspiracy.
- 49:16Speaker 1: Yep, it before.
- 49:18Speaker 5: That's right, right, right, there's.
- 49:20Speaker 1: The money haul.
- 49:22Speaker 6: Well, the government is on day thirty four of the shutdown,
- 49:24Speaker 6: and it's looking like it's not ending anytime soon. Forty
- 49:27Speaker 6: two million people across the country have now lost access
- 49:29Speaker 6: to their SNAP food benefits. The USDA says the program's
- 49:33Speaker 6: nine point five billion dollar monthly pool basically is run out,
- 49:37Speaker 6: which may leave a lot of people needing help to
- 49:39Speaker 6: buy groceries. And meanwhile, airlines are stepping up and doing
- 49:43Speaker 6: what they can to help the air traffic control workers
- 49:45Speaker 6: who have been working without pay. United, Delta, Jet, Blue,
- 49:48Speaker 6: American Airlines. They're all donating meals to controllers and it's
- 49:52Speaker 6: just so sad. And other federal employees, so I know,
- 49:56Speaker 6: the math seems wonky on this. But thanks to the shutdown,
- 49:58Speaker 6: both the air traffic controllers and TSA workers have missed
- 50:02Speaker 6: a paycheck. They're about to miss another, and it sounds
- 50:05Speaker 6: like they should be on their second paycheck. But I
- 50:07Speaker 6: double checked and it said approximately one point four million
- 50:10Speaker 6: federal civilian workers missed their first full paycheck around October two.
- 50:15Speaker 1: Yeah, cause the first one was partial, right because of
- 50:18Speaker 1: how you know the payriders work out. So the first
- 50:21Speaker 1: one was a partial paycheck, this last one was a
- 50:24Speaker 1: full paycheck.
- 50:25Speaker 3: Okay.
- 50:26Speaker 6: Yeah, And the weekend box office numbers are in and
- 50:29Speaker 6: there's a new number one, but it was a real
- 50:31Speaker 6: soft opening weekend. The leaders this weekend made around forty
- 50:35Speaker 6: two million, which happens to be the lowest grossing.
- 50:37Speaker 5: Weekend so far this year.
- 50:39Speaker 6: That said, Regretting You debuted at number one, Black Phone
- 50:42Speaker 6: two stayed in second, Chainsaw Man the movie Raise a
- 50:45Speaker 6: Arc slipped into third, Pogonia debuted at fourth, and the
- 50:49Speaker 6: re release Woody of Back to the Future rounded out
- 50:52Speaker 6: the top five.
- 50:53Speaker 1: My money is in that pool early, yeah, may is
- 50:56Speaker 1: it everything you dreamed? It was an imax?
- 50:58Speaker 3: It was cool?
- 50:59Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Eelli.
- 51:00Speaker 3: Wonder how many times I've seen that Back to the
- 51:02Speaker 3: Future over one hundred.
- 51:04Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he's one hundred.
- 51:06Speaker 3: Came out in the eighties.
- 51:07Speaker 5: We've only seen it thirty I remember seeing.
- 51:09Speaker 3: It in the theater.
- 51:10Speaker 4: Yeah, babe, I loved it from day one.
- 51:14Speaker 6: And finally there was no Mega Millions jackpot winner on Halloween.
- 51:18Speaker 6: So now it's up to eight hundred million dollars for
- 51:21Speaker 6: tomorrow night's drawing. But don't get excited because whoever wins,
- 51:24Speaker 6: you only get a cash payout of three hundred and
- 51:26Speaker 6: seventy one. You're basically poor and it's not worth it.
- 51:30Speaker 6: And that's what's going on withning.
- 51:31Speaker 1: I thank you very much. Gio Grady. Oh god, I
- 51:38Speaker 1: think I know what that is. Yeah, this is the
- 51:40Speaker 1: Woodie Show. Well, tomorrow minutes in bort you gonna be
- 51:45Speaker 1: out the grand opening of the new raising Canes in
- 51:47Speaker 1: Hollywood at the corner of Highland and Sunset. They'll be
- 51:50Speaker 1: out there from one to three pm. Bunch giveaways, concert tickets,
- 51:54Speaker 1: team park tickets and such. That will be tomorrow the
- 51:57Speaker 1: grand opening of Racing Canes in Holly. We're at the
- 52:00Speaker 1: corner of Highland and Sunset from one to three pm
- 52:03Speaker 1: with Menace and Board. Of course, you can get all
- 52:05Speaker 1: the information just hit up the events tab on our website,
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- 52:32Speaker 1: It is Monday, and I know Monday not the most
- 52:35Speaker 1: exciting day for people, but sometimes little perspective.
- 52:38Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 52:39Speaker 1: Over in Malaysia, the stories everywhere. This guy was doing
- 52:42Speaker 1: some work. He was working at a logging site when
- 52:46Speaker 1: a group of wild elephants started attacking, and nearly everybody
- 52:50Speaker 1: was able to escape into the woods. But the guy
- 52:53Speaker 1: wasn't as fortunate, and the elephants broke both of his legs.
- 52:58Speaker 1: Oh no, and so the elephant left. The guy's coworkers
- 53:01Speaker 1: brought him inside this building and take care of his
- 53:03Speaker 1: injuries until help a ride.
- 53:04Speaker 10: While.
- 53:05Speaker 1: A little while later, the leader of the elephant herd
- 53:08Speaker 1: came back started attacking the job side again. Everyone fled
- 53:12Speaker 1: for cover. Again, this guy couldn't move, so he was
- 53:14Speaker 1: helpless and he was trampled to death. So you think
- 53:18Speaker 1: you have a bad day on the job or you're
- 53:20Speaker 1: not looking forward to him Monday. Yeah, it could always
- 53:22Speaker 1: be worth worse trampled by wild wild elephants.
- 53:25Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not good. With AI videos going everywhere, I
- 53:31Speaker 3: never know what's real or not. But I did see
- 53:33Speaker 3: this video the other day of a dude getting attacked
- 53:36Speaker 3: and eaten, well not fully eaten by a hippo, and
- 53:39Speaker 3: I thought, I thought they're so dangerous. If that video
- 53:43Speaker 3: was real, it was scary. AFB.
- 53:46Speaker 1: You don't know if it was.
- 53:47Speaker 3: I'm not sure that himself.
- 53:50Speaker 1: Yeah, I did see a video, and I forget what
- 53:51Speaker 1: the other animal was, but like, why would you mess
- 53:54Speaker 1: with an elephant? I have no idea even as another animal.
- 53:57Speaker 1: There's so much bigger than you. They're stronger than you.
- 53:59Speaker 1: This other animal walked up and was like attacking it,
- 54:02Speaker 1: and the elephant just kicked this thing and it looked
- 54:04Speaker 1: like it looked like like a like a football player
- 54:06Speaker 1: kicking a field goal. Wow, like it punted this thing
- 54:09Speaker 1: at least ten yards. Yeah, you love then and then
- 54:14Speaker 1: the elephant like ran after it and kicked it again.
- 54:18Speaker 4: Nice.
- 54:19Speaker 8: Oh, I want to put this on everybody's radar because
- 54:22Speaker 8: it might happen to you. Greg, because you said he
- 54:24Speaker 8: cann't tell if the video is real or not.
- 54:26Speaker 3: I second guess everything.
- 54:27Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, as you should.
- 54:28Speaker 8: But the there's a thing where people pranksters are going
- 54:32Speaker 8: into let's say a target or something, and they'll see
- 54:36Speaker 8: somebody drive in. They will videotape their car and put
- 54:40Speaker 8: AI on it where it looks like they're breaking the windows,
- 54:43Speaker 8: and then they'll go inside the target and will show
- 54:45Speaker 8: the video to the the person say look what I
- 54:48Speaker 8: just did your car and get the reaction. Or they'll
- 54:51Speaker 8: just like videotape them in the store and then make
- 54:53Speaker 8: them look like they're doing crazy stuff and they go, oh,
- 54:56Speaker 8: are you on medication? Because this is what you're doing,
- 54:58Speaker 8: You're acting weird. I hate and like older people who
- 55:01Speaker 8: don't understand.
- 55:02Speaker 1: I think, like, what is going crazy?
- 55:04Speaker 8: Yeah, and they're like videotape them flipping out. That's why
- 55:07Speaker 8: I think videos inside stores should be banned on social media,
- 55:12Speaker 8: like this kind of prank stuff.
- 55:13Speaker 3: Because it's not cool.
- 55:15Speaker 8: I mean, you go into a store thinking you're in
- 55:17Speaker 8: a safe place kind of yeah, and then yeah, being
- 55:20Speaker 8: messed with like what store wants.
- 55:21Speaker 1: But what's the point of passing another rule because the
- 55:23Speaker 1: people who are going to do it aren't going to
- 55:25Speaker 1: care about that rule.
- 55:26Speaker 8: Yeah, but your videos won't get monetized, you won't make
- 55:29Speaker 8: oh money.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Yeah, I do what you're saying. Yeah, So I think
- 55:35Speaker 1: inside stores is just not cool. Going back to your
- 55:39Speaker 1: thing about influencers. You went to the party and they
- 55:42Speaker 1: have someone who's following them around with another camera. They're
- 55:46Speaker 1: nobody's yeah, and they have so few followers to begin with.
- 55:49Speaker 1: But you're, you know, trying to seem like it's a
- 55:52Speaker 1: big deal.
- 55:52Speaker 2: Yep.
- 55:53Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of the country of China,
- 55:56Speaker 1: but they have something that I think is actually pretty cool.
- 55:58Speaker 1: To new law and if you're an influencer that speaks
- 56:02Speaker 1: on anything regarding medicine, law, education, or finance, you have
- 56:07Speaker 1: to show proof of your expertise, like a degree, a
- 56:11Speaker 1: professional license, or a certification. And so it's to curb
- 56:16Speaker 1: misinformation and to protect the public from false or misleading advice.
- 56:20Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
- 56:21Speaker 5: That would be fantastic.
- 56:22Speaker 1: And this is why I'm fair. I think a lot
- 56:23Speaker 1: of stuff that China does sucks, but when they have
- 56:25Speaker 1: something good, I'm gonna say, hey, good on you.
- 56:27Speaker 3: China test.
- 56:29Speaker 1: Yeah, and Chinese social media sites will be responsible for
- 56:32Speaker 1: verifying creatorous credentials and making sure the posts have proper
- 56:36Speaker 1: citations and disclaimers. Now, of course, the Chinese government's also,
- 56:40Speaker 1: you know, very big in the censorship, So anything they
- 56:43Speaker 1: don't like, even if it is real information, they will
- 56:46Speaker 1: then deem it misinformation, and that.
- 56:48Speaker 3: Goes back to where they suck.
- 56:49Speaker 5: They'll in the butterly.
- 56:51Speaker 1: But I do like the idea that, Okay, if you're
- 56:53Speaker 1: gonna be on there spout and stuff about law or
- 56:55Speaker 1: medicine or education, finance, like you.
- 56:57Speaker 3: Should have some kind of degree right from around.
- 57:01Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like would we do a better version
- 57:04Speaker 1: of that though in America?
- 57:06Speaker 8: I don't know because look at the last administration, they
- 57:08Speaker 8: got popped for messing with social media like behind the scenes.
- 57:12Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you had to have credentials in order
- 57:14Speaker 1: to post stuff about that, as if you're if you're
- 57:17Speaker 1: presenting yourself as an expert and you're really not, it's
- 57:20Speaker 1: like the same, the same thing. We have these stories
- 57:22Speaker 1: about people who are practicing medicine out of the Corolla.
- 57:27Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but it was doing the penis enlargements in
- 57:31Speaker 1: that Corolla. You know you can't do that either, Yeah,
- 57:34Speaker 1: you know you can't. You can't be online giving information
- 57:38Speaker 1: like I know, lawyers have a lot of laws about
- 57:41Speaker 1: or things that they can't do that have to say,
- 57:44Speaker 1: you know, I can't give you the entertainment purposes only,
- 57:49Speaker 1: or like you know, please consult a doctor, Please consult
- 57:52Speaker 1: a lawyer. Yeah, we're not able to provide you medical
- 57:55Speaker 1: advice because we're not doctors.
- 57:57Speaker 9: Right, it's pretty crazy.
- 57:58Speaker 7: I have a friend who's a doctor who recently posted
- 58:01Speaker 7: because I guess there's been a lot of influencers trying
- 58:04Speaker 7: to sell stuff that's like you need to do this
- 58:06Speaker 7: cleanse and.
- 58:06Speaker 9: It's for like worms or something, And she was like,
- 58:09Speaker 9: I need to explain to you that if.
- 58:10Speaker 7: Anyone in the US got worms, it would be a
- 58:13Speaker 7: case study because of how rare it is in our
- 58:15Speaker 7: country because of the water and whatever. But there you
- 58:17Speaker 7: can see on social media and you act like, oh
- 58:19Speaker 7: my god, I need this to make sure that I
- 58:21Speaker 7: don't and it's not even a thing here.
- 58:23Speaker 6: Well between that and like commercials selling you know, like
- 58:27Speaker 6: crazy drugs like right to us on commercials, I think
- 58:30Speaker 6: that's just kind of our culture and.
- 58:32Speaker 1: So that's not normal other places.
- 58:33Speaker 2: Right.
- 58:33Speaker 1: No, I didn't realize to do that. Somebody mentioned that
- 58:36Speaker 1: to me. You go to other countries, you don't see
- 58:38Speaker 1: ads for They.
- 58:39Speaker 5: Don't do direct sales for like neurological.
- 58:43Speaker 3: Medic.
- 58:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:43Speaker 1: Yeah, like they don't have the old people in the
- 58:45Speaker 1: bathtubs in the backyard commercial life boner pills, they don't
- 58:49Speaker 1: have those there.
- 58:50Speaker 3: Nope. They should ask your doctor about this prescription.
- 58:53Speaker 5: Yeah, if this kidney treatment is right for you, Yeah.
- 58:58Speaker 1: Set us a text over to two Q nine eight seven.
- 59:02Speaker 1: Sciences have officially gone back in time one millions of
- 59:06Speaker 1: the second. And if you want an idea, how long
- 59:09Speaker 1: that is? Anybody in this company listens to this shows
- 59:16Speaker 1: the show and we are into another new hour insensitivity
- 59:21Speaker 1: training for a politically correct world. Woody, Greg Gwennis, Gina Grad.
- 59:26Speaker 1: We get Sea Bass, Sammy's here, Morgan's here. Phones are
- 59:30Speaker 1: open eight seven seven forty four Wooding, send us a
- 59:34Speaker 1: text over to two two nine eight seven. Weekend Cheers
- 59:38Speaker 1: and jeers Cheer to the IMAX Back to the Future.
- 59:43Speaker 1: That rule.
- 59:44Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. It was great.
- 59:46Speaker 1: It's my favorite movie of all time and a long
- 59:48Speaker 1: time since I've been to a movie theater to see
- 59:50Speaker 1: a movie.
- 59:51Speaker 4: But it got me out, it got me on. There
- 59:53Speaker 4: was a lot of people there. Although, man, the dorks
- 59:56Speaker 4: that applauded every little stupid thing they know, and they
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: tried so hard to sell me one of these limited.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: Edition popcorn.
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: Delarean.
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: Yeah, even my wife was trying to talk to me,
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: and so I'm like, what am I gonna do with this?
- 1:00:11Speaker 4: Then your wife loves starting money on garbage.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying, like, you know, man, the movie
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: theater is really figured out, like people will pay because
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: everybody in line in front of me, they all got
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: this DeLorean with like three kernels of popcorn.
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: And okay, what's the price. I'm gonna guess nine dollars.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: It was like fifty bucks. Fifty Yeah, I'm not a
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: media They're insane. They're insane. And then my gear is people,
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: Oh in general, just in general, And I know a
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: lot of people, and I will I will say this.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: I know a lot of people are on edge for
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: many different reasons. Right now you start getting to the
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: end of the year. For whatever reason, this time of
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: the year, there seems to be a mad scramble.
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: You know, people get.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: Anxious about the holidays, and you know, money's type for
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: a lot of people, and people are on edge about politics,
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: or there are sports teams not doing what they wanted
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: to do or like for whatever reason, family stuff's going on.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: But I've just noticed like over the top people are
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: the most nitpicky about and and just like over the topic,
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: it's disproportionate the amount of anger to what they're angry.
- 1:01:22Speaker 5: About, oh like overreaction.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I see it whether it's stuff here
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: with the show, you know, like man like and you
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: guys see it like people that text in or things
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: on on social media, and not that that's just with our.
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: Show, but just in everything. It's that.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: And it's when you see things about uh, you know,
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: even nice things that people post on social media, people
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: are rotten. Yeah yeah, And I kind of chalk it
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: up to everybody seems to be really on edge. And
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: then the other thing that everybody can stop doing is
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: uh stop they can stop narking things out out to me,
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: you know about like something that maybe they've seen, you know,
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: like we're you know, I don't like people people talk
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: smack about me or the show or any other person
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: on the show all the time. Since my first day
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: in radio, that has happened. I don't care if if
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: if I decided to engage. I would have engaged or
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: I would have, you know, read up on some of
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: that stuff. But did you did you see this?
- 1:02:29Speaker 3: Did you see so?
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: And And that's also part of it. I think there
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: are a lot of people and and for the sake
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: of the show. I enjoy ball breaking and talking smack
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: and firing people up for the sake of entertainment. But
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: it seems like there's a lot of schadenfreud.
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: So people you comments about the show that what you're
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: saying is people don't have to knark other people out
- 1:02:54Speaker 3: to you about the show.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: Pretty much about I mean, really it's about the show
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: or just about anything. Like if I cared to read
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: into whatever it was, I would have read into it
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: or I would have responded to somebody none of that
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: stuff is yeah, is new.
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: It just but I think that's a newer thing.
- 1:03:13Speaker 5: Always called that the I just thought you should know, right.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and it just uh that never really that
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: never really happened much until I would say, like probably
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: like the last five years. But it's gotten more and
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: more now where just in case you didn't see it,
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: people want to make sure that you've seen whatever it is. Yeah,
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: they call it the rats trying to get their cheese.
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: Yeah, like.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of a really good example. But
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: like you know, like a troll doesn't get the attention
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: or reaction they want, they go about other ways to
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: make sure that the trolling was at least seen.
- 1:03:54Speaker 5: Done in vain.
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: And so okay, it's the whole point behind like any
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: kind of boycott it these days are tagging a sponsor.
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: It is like, well, I didn't like this thing about
- 1:04:02Speaker 4: this thing, so I'm gonna make sure that everyone knows
- 1:04:04Speaker 4: and hopefully they'll lose their job, right, you know, Yeah,
- 1:04:07Speaker 4: I've never heard they don't care just in just so
- 1:04:09Speaker 4: just in general people, yeah, you know, and and I
- 1:04:12Speaker 4: and I do chalk it up to there's so many
- 1:04:14Speaker 4: people that are super Everybody just seems super on edge
- 1:04:17Speaker 4: and super stressed out.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: And I I do understand it. It's weird. As I've
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: gotten older, I do have more and more empathy, so
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: I can at least see that and understand it. But
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: it doesn't make it any better. It's certainly not making
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: it a better place, a better world quality of life.
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I probably got to join her.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: Did you see this?
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: Somebody called you fat? Like all right, and.
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: And yeah weekend cheers and jeers Sammy my cheers.
- 1:04:48Speaker 7: Is obviously to the hardwood suite in Vegas that I
- 1:04:51Speaker 7: leapt out on being able to go shoot because of Menace.
- 1:04:54Speaker 7: Thank you amazing and uh and got to stay there.
- 1:04:58Speaker 7: I mean I had a hotel somewhere else and then
- 1:05:00Speaker 7: just never.
- 1:05:01Speaker 9: Never did anything.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: Oh you guys spent the night. I thought you weren't allowed.
- 1:05:04Speaker 9: No, we were for the weekend there.
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: They gave him two nights and photo that's what that's
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: what he asked for. And then they came through and
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: they said, oh no, not like can you stay here?
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: You can stay here for two nights.
- 1:05:17Speaker 4: That sounds like an amazing company.
- 1:05:19Speaker 7: It was, and thank you Menace for being so generous
- 1:05:22Speaker 7: and inviting us to come. It was so much fun,
- 1:05:24Speaker 7: so cool, and we had a drink. Every time we
- 1:05:27Speaker 7: opened a new drink, we went to a different room,
- 1:05:29Speaker 7: which is really cool because drink champagne in the locker room.
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: Like, yeah, some menace. I meant to ask you. So
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: there was like this bar in the room. Did they
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: have it stocked?
- 1:05:40Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:05:41Speaker 8: And was it like you had to pay extra for
- 1:05:42Speaker 8: that or is it because they come with the room
- 1:05:45Speaker 8: like all the little weights that I don't know. I
- 1:05:48Speaker 8: know it had prices on some of the stuff, so
- 1:05:51Speaker 8: I didn't drink it.
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: Okay, that room because that room is a premium room obviously,
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: so maybe they did.
- 1:05:58Speaker 8: Sure, if you are like a guest that wasn't, you know,
- 1:06:02Speaker 8: brought there to do social media about it, then you
- 1:06:04Speaker 8: probably you probably don't.
- 1:06:06Speaker 9: Have to, but there.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: It was huge at Menace on Instagram. Yeah, no, at
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: the wood Show on Instagram you can see a whole
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: tour Sammy posted.
- 1:06:17Speaker 7: I did put yeah, I posted it to my stories
- 1:06:18Speaker 7: and stuff and yeah, because we saw Atlantis and it
- 1:06:21Speaker 7: was the best what a night I know, Alanis Morisse
- 1:06:24Speaker 7: in Vegas.
- 1:06:25Speaker 9: It was so cool.
- 1:06:26Speaker 5: I looked like good seats too, Uh yes, thanks, thank
- 1:06:29Speaker 5: you Menace.
- 1:06:35Speaker 7: I bought I bought tickets, but I had seats somewhere
- 1:06:38Speaker 7: and then ended up down and we can't have you
- 1:06:41Speaker 7: up there thanks to the help of Medicinacho, so got another.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: Room, stayed upstairs in the suite.
- 1:06:50Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and but my jeers is the posting to
- 1:06:56Speaker 7: social media that was me singing along to Alanis Morriss.
- 1:07:01Speaker 9: When I was drinking.
- 1:07:02Speaker 5: And then I also like did the collab and whatever,
- 1:07:06Speaker 5: and I was.
- 1:07:06Speaker 7: I woke up in the morning and I was like,
- 1:07:08Speaker 7: oh no, I hate it when that happens when you're
- 1:07:10Speaker 7: drinking and then something it's posted you singing at a
- 1:07:12Speaker 7: concert and you see it in the morning and you're like, oh,
- 1:07:14Speaker 7: I shouldn't have done that.
- 1:07:15Speaker 5: We posted that, you posted.
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: I recorded her singing along with I.
- 1:07:20Speaker 3: Don't think it was she's singing in general that she's
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: a terrible singer.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: She speaks, she speak sing what we talked about with
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: you know, show froddy Oki and very monetariy do.
- 1:07:33Speaker 4: A tone test with her, just like play a scene
- 1:07:35Speaker 4: at already know funny if you want to see the
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: video at the show on instagramyore Sammy.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: But I didn't think it was bad at all. Weekend
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: cheers and jeers, cheers to a great container.
- 1:07:49Speaker 4: I know this is something we've talked about as adults,
- 1:07:51Speaker 4: like things adults get irrationally happy about, like, oh, what
- 1:07:53Speaker 4: a great box, you know what I mean? And great
- 1:07:58Speaker 4: to go container that waffle house as it's first off plastic,
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: not some stupid hippie you know, newspaper garbage.
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: But you've never seen those containers before.
- 1:08:06Speaker 5: I haven't Hadny's.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: But with waffle House, I usually go to sit down.
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: I usually don't get it to go, and I just
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: had when I was in Atlanta, I grabbed one to
- 1:08:12Speaker 4: go and it's just it's it's large, it's circular.
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: Very okay.
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: I was like, I got two of them. Wow, very surprising.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: And you rip on other people being old.
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: Yeah, but again, if if it does get you know,
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: broken or whatever, dirty area, just tossing, Oh wow, everyone
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: should do waffle house.
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:08:40Speaker 9: I was thinking about if that would have been.
- 1:08:42Speaker 5: My cheer, what Seabass's response would have been to me,
- 1:08:46Speaker 5: sad bachelor cheers.
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: Jeers?
- 1:08:50Speaker 4: However, probably first and only jeers to Elon Musk. The
- 1:08:55Speaker 4: self driving like eye aware system on the cyber truck
- 1:08:58Speaker 4: is too strict, folks in no and full self driving
- 1:09:01Speaker 4: on a cyber truck pretty bad ass, right, press a
- 1:09:03Speaker 4: little button and goes dan and you fly away for.
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: Any tesla but go ahead and not unique to the
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: cyber truck, but go ahead, but you and you take
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: your eyes off the road for a millisecond and it's
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: bong bong bong alert alert, keep eyes on the road.
- 1:09:17Speaker 5: Safety.
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: No, I don't, it's too safe to it's because they
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: keep getting too sued.
- 1:09:22Speaker 4: Yeah you know, Elon, you didn't get here by being
- 1:09:27Speaker 4: by playing it safe, by being ah, well abundant a
- 1:09:30Speaker 4: caution person. Give me like a half a couple of
- 1:09:33Speaker 4: seconds to go text check, do some text messages, grab
- 1:09:37Speaker 4: a drink, so on, snooze a little bit. That's who
- 1:09:40Speaker 4: you will need to do what they're driving. I'm not
- 1:09:42Speaker 4: driving a chance to do what they need. I'm not
- 1:09:43Speaker 4: driving the cars driving. And it does a great job
- 1:09:46Speaker 4: of driving. And it's it's I wouldn't you complain if
- 1:09:48Speaker 4: it was like a little bit like, oh, you haven't
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: looked at the road in a minute, But no, it's
- 1:09:50Speaker 4: a millisecond these days. Week So yeah, exactly, Elon, Let's
- 1:09:54Speaker 4: let's all that back a little bit on the self driving.
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: Great gory weekend.
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: Cheers and jeer.
- 1:09:59Speaker 3: Cheers to a perfect and romantic and wonderful and delicious
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: anniversary weekend. Four years went to a restaurant that has
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: a Michelin star.
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: It was good. It was so good, I feel like
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: people was great. What did you order? It was very eclectic,
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: so Vietnamese wings, some roasted Brussels sprouts, and a chicken bow,
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: which is like a sandwich basically like on a pillow,
- 1:10:27Speaker 3: and the crispiness that you can't even imagine bottle of line.
- 1:10:32Speaker 3: The service was incredible and it wasn't hoity toity. It
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: was like kind of casual looking of that, but it
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: was very upscale casual.
- 1:10:39Speaker 5: But because it was Michelin, was was a portion sized, microscopic.
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: It was I always do that so I have They're
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: really big into restaurants and food. They would call themselves foodies. Yeah,
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: and you know, my wife and I will go meet
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: them and we always have to ask what's the restaurant,
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: And as soon as they say Michelin Star, I go, no,
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: thank you, it's gonna because typically it's going to be
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: super small portions stuff. I'm not interested in eating a flower, yeah,
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: And so it's always like it sounds like it.
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: Would be really good. It was fantastic. You know, I
- 1:11:13Speaker 3: don't The portions were small, which was kind of annoying,
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: but it was so worth it. And the thing I
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: loved the most about it was taking a bite of
- 1:11:20Speaker 3: something and not discerning what it was. You could have
- 1:11:23Speaker 3: a chicken sandwich and know exactly about what is that flavor?
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: Like when you can't really pinpoint what you're tasting. It
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: was exciting, like those kind of places.
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: Are perfect for something like that. He'll eat anything you know,
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: he wants to be quote surprised. I'm not looking to
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: be surprised. I want like home comfort food type of
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: stuff and nice big portion.
- 1:11:46Speaker 3: This was great juicy steaks. And then my jeers is
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: to my very own, very ugly jealousy. I grew up
- 1:11:52Speaker 3: in the wrong era. I saw nine billion kids on
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: e bikes and I thought, damn it living my child
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: to dream. If I had an e bike as a kid,
- 1:12:02Speaker 3: I'd be the happiest person ever born. And I'm too
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: old for it now, and I'm so jealous of me.
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: I have to get one, but I also don't want
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: to be that old dorm But you got.
- 1:12:14Speaker 9: To live that childhood dream inside of you so you
- 1:12:16Speaker 9: can finally.
- 1:12:16Speaker 6: Look, you can get it's too late moment, like said
- 1:12:20Speaker 6: Simon cal turfed out so hard, get his own driveway.
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: Because the thing you like about e bikes they go so.
- 1:12:26Speaker 3: Fast, they go fast, they're doing wheelies. I saw ones
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: that have two seaters, Like it's not a tandem bike
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: by any means, but you got the main seat and
- 1:12:34Speaker 3: then a seat behind it. Tons of people with you know,
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: double riding. Oh man, And they had this one section
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: of the street closed down and everybody's doing their e
- 1:12:43Speaker 3: bikes on it. Why didn't I grow up?
- 1:12:45Speaker 4: Now you call all the nurses, text again about all
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: the injuries.
- 1:12:48Speaker 3: You can get an bike.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: I can, And that's better than the scooter.
- 1:12:51Speaker 3: Idea way better. You start to get a helmet, way better.
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: I saw no helmets.
- 1:12:57Speaker 9: Did you see any crashes?
- 1:12:58Speaker 3: No, Well there you go.
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: Simon Cowell got in that big bike accident. He looks great. Yeah,
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: we'll hope you had a great weekend. You can hit
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: us up on the text over to two two nine
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: eight seven. Uh, the phones are.
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: Gonna be busy though.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: We're gonna be trying to call in because next we're
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: gonna do a dumb ass contest. It's radio's most immature game.
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: Guess Whose gas? Yeah, a waffle house fart. We've got
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: a round of Guess Who's Gas coming up next. If
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: you want to play eight seven seven forty four, Woody
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: is the number that's eight seven seven forty four. What
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: are you correctly guess whose gas? You will be a
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: winner next on the Woody show biz are phenomenon. Well,
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: because I have been that drunk. Oh yeah, I've bar
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: dumpsters dumpster hell.
- 1:13:44Speaker 3: Yeah, bro. And there's times I wake up and I
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: don't remember getting back to my room. I don't remember
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: how I got dressed.
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: Great, yeah, And now back.
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: To the Woody Show.
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: And we got a dumbass contest ready to go. It's
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: ready most immature game, ladies and gentlemen, time to play
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: Guess Who's So every once in a while there's a
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: you know, heavy topic to be discussed for whatever reason.
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: That's what happened. One day, We're on the show and
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: talking about something and like, man, we really need to
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: lighten this up. I just happened to have a recording
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: of a fart that I coult a couple of nights earlier.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: And you know, Greg is always be on lap hysterically uncontrollably.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: At those things.
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: So I decided to play it and we had listeners
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: guess whose guess it was, And then then this contest
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: was born. It had the best representation of the show
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: probably not. Probably not doesn't make the best first impression
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: most of the time, but hey, the listeners.
- 1:14:41Speaker 3: Really enjoy it.
- 1:14:42Speaker 4: I was about to give you a live one, but
- 1:14:43Speaker 4: then I realized, oh, I would crack my pants, like,
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: oh I feel.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: I have ongoing homework assignments for everybody who works on
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: the show to next time they feel a good one
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: bruin to capture it, record it on their phone and
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: just email it to me. And then here for this game,
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: I will play one of those, and then you on
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: the just have to guess whose gas it is. Your
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: options are Woodie, Gina grad, Greg Gory, Menace, Sea Bass,
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: or Morgan. We would include Sammy, but Sammy claims that
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: the first don't make sound.
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: So first person to correctly guess whose gas will be
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: the winner. And we'll go right to the phones and
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: say hi to Jonathan. Hey, what's up Jonathan?
- 1:15:25Speaker 11: Hello?
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: Hello, good morning?
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: How are you all right? So we're gonna play guess
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: whose gas? When you're ready, say hit me?
- 1:15:33Speaker 12: All right?
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: Sounds good.
- 1:15:40Speaker 3: Couldn't hold that one anyway, Let's try that again.
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: Couldn't hold that one?
- 1:15:43Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: Here we go, Ready, I call that that one the
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: up and over.
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: That's up someone scaling a wall and.
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: Something. All right, So Jonathan, guess who's gas? Woody, Gina,
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: Greg Menace, Sea Bass or Morgan.
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: I think this is a pretty easy one.
- 1:16:11Speaker 12: I'm gonna have to go with Morgan.
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: Show me Morgan is that is not Morgan? But Jonathan,
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: thank you for the call. Let's say hi to Alex.
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: He good morning, Alex, Good morning, what a show. Good morning.
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: We're playing Guess Who's gas? When you're ready say hit me,
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: hit me again. Your options are Woody, Gina Grad, Greg Gory, Menace,
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: or Sea Bass. Guess Who's gas.
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to go with Greg Gory, show me
- 1:16:45Speaker 3: Greg Gory.
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: It I was disgusting character right now. Everybody who's still
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: on hold, keep hanging on. We'll do another round now
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: as well. But yeah, Alec, that was Greg gorys up
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: and we sent that one back to me in September.
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: We've been holding onto that one for a while.
- 1:17:11Speaker 3: That's sip.
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, man, we'll ask congratulations. Hang on,
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: you're a winner on Guess Who's gas?
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: Cover? Defend the cover? Huh it does I don't recall.
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: All right, you have been boys and girls. It's time
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: for a round number two. I guess all let me see, uh,
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: let's see if.
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: We're going to go next year.
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: Let me go to my library. Of Toots. Is this
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: one of those books when you open it up in
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: it like the basement of the loop and yeah, it
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: dust flies out of the Library of Congress, Smithsonian National Archives.
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: That's a good one, all right, Seeing go to our
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: next contestants. Say hi to Erica. Hey, good morning, Erica.
- 1:17:56Speaker 12: Erica, right, good morning.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: All right, So, Erica, we were playing guess whose gas?
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: When you're ready say hit me, hit me? Call that one.
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: I call that one the stutter.
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: Step rhythm different times.
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go, all right, hard sound like a
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: big zipper, like a do you ever have a sharp one?
- 1:18:22Speaker 3: The ones?
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: I kind of like if you let's just say you
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: had an itch on your buttole scratch right, yeah, yeah, okay,
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: so Erica, everybody's back on the table. Guess who's gas? Woody, Gina,
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: Greg Mena, Sea Bass or Morgan. I'm gonna go with
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: sea Bass, show me Sea Bass.
- 1:18:47Speaker 3: She knows.
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: She knows your butthole. Yeah, I do. I know all
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: of you guys.
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: You do.
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: So well, Erica, Congratulations and hang on once again. In fact,
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back into the Let me put that
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: one in there before I lose it. That that was
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: called the stutter step.
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: That was.
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: That was that was a sea bass hitter right there?
- 1:19:09Speaker 3: Me put that in the used too, and.
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: Hear the tightness. Now you say that you can point
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: out whose toot is? Who's you think you're really good
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: at it?
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: I think so?
- 1:19:19Speaker 3: All right, let's uh, let's let's find out.
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: Let's see if you can pick out whose gast this is?
- 1:19:23Speaker 3: You ready? All right? We see best out of three?
- 1:19:27Speaker 3: All right, here we go? All right?
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: Whose was that?
- 1:19:41Speaker 3: Good?
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: God?
- 1:19:46Speaker 3: No, no, that was that was Morgan?
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: That that was the That was the kin she can remember?
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: That was after she had Korean barbecue? Was that in
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: a bucket? And aware that barn? How about how about
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: this one?
- 1:20:02Speaker 3: She's out for one.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: That's okay, that's okay, here we go. She said that
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: she knows she already won. Yeah, and you already, yeah,
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: you already won. You already got a prize. Al Right
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: about this one? Guess who's gas?
- 1:20:15Speaker 3: It's like almost cute.
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: He was taken into Paris Grotto.
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: We named that one the sad Puppy. I guess I
- 1:20:28Speaker 3: guess who's gas? It's bashful Gina.
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: That's incorrect, No, that was mine. It was so shy,
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: the sad puppy be Okay, all right, I'll give you
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: one more, one more.
- 1:20:44Speaker 3: But you're so far terrible at this good just didn't count.
- 1:20:49Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: Guess who's gas? I just called that one shot across
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: the bell. Guess who's gas? Man's not menace, That one
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: was Ginogra.
- 1:21:06Speaker 12: Always good at it.
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: Okay an off day. Beastie boys won the brass Monkey.
- 1:21:15Speaker 11: Yeah, yeahs as monkey people to steal it?
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: That would work.
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: Monkey, that funky monkey.
- 1:21:41Speaker 3: Hold on, yes, live rip oh you know what? Hold on?
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what QUI yeah, I can't replay it
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: to work on it? That home monkey, monkeys monkey, munkey monkey.
- 1:22:10Speaker 9: You're so happy, Erica.
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: Congratulations and your thank you. You're welcome than you guys.
- 1:22:17Speaker 9: You put down your right leg up, it's perfect.
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: Yeah, Monkey pots swimming lady cashless monkey, funky monkey, that
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: funky monkey. Yeah, all right, we have take a break.
- 1:22:44Speaker 3: You're a musician, you know.
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: I swear it gets more mature from here, at least
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: in hopefully we don't have a joint. I'm more what
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: he Show's next?
- 1:22:51Speaker 3: Hang on the Woody Show. We'll be right back.
- 1:22:54Speaker 12: Where's your mother?
- 1:22:57Speaker 3: It's what's up with what's going in cecal swors you're
- 1:23:03Speaker 3: Jeff g.
- 1:23:05Speaker 13: Hey, Good morning, Jeff g Good morning, Whinnie showing Happy Monday.
- 1:23:09Speaker 3: It's a great day in La.
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: Dodgers are back to back, champs, brocing back. Crumball Gotch
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: has its steps on the bag, then first to the Pie.
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: From backs against the wall to back to back, the
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: Dodgers cement their dynasty.
- 1:23:24Speaker 3: One of the best World series I've ever seen.
- 1:23:26Speaker 13: Dodgers could have lost this series a handful of times,
- 1:23:29Speaker 13: especially on Saturday night. You got to think about all
- 1:23:31Speaker 13: the things that happen on Saturday. The Pie has catched,
- 1:23:34Speaker 13: the Rojas throw to home, all those homers in the
- 1:23:37Speaker 13: late innings. Man Dave Roberts pushed all the right buttons.
- 1:23:40Speaker 13: Dodgers figured it out. Yo, shee your World Series MVP
- 1:23:43Speaker 13: and first ballot Hall of Famer Clayton Kershaw goes out
- 1:23:47Speaker 13: a three time chance.
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: I can't imagine a better way to go out than
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: the pump with this group of guys. That was great
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: to see. Man.
- 1:23:59Speaker 13: The parade is today, starts at eleven at the stadium,
- 1:24:02Speaker 13: does a loop, then comes back for the in stadium party.
- 1:24:06Speaker 13: All the details are on my ig story at Jeff G.
- 1:24:09Speaker 3: The sports dude.
- 1:24:09Speaker 13: Moving on to the NBA, Lakers beat the Heat one
- 1:24:12Speaker 13: thirty to one twenty. The new trans Lechez has been
- 1:24:15Speaker 13: killing it man well six point leading the ball, Luca
- 1:24:20Speaker 13: twenty nine point, triple double, Austin Reevez twenty six, Lavia
- 1:24:23Speaker 13: twenty five points.
- 1:24:25Speaker 3: Lakers are in Portland tonight, NFL my.
- 1:24:28Speaker 13: Chargers beat the Titans twenty seven to twenty.
- 1:24:30Speaker 3: Justin Herbert a couple touchdowns.
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: Herbert going to thesl fortin pace got its.
- 1:24:35Speaker 13: Herbert also led the team in rushing. Rams beat the
- 1:24:38Speaker 13: Saints thirty four to ten. Matt Stafford four touchdowns.
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: Stafford looking for the episode.
- 1:24:44Speaker 13: Kyren Williams also led the Rams with one hundred and
- 1:24:46Speaker 13: fourteen yards rushing. And tonight we got a very mid
- 1:24:49Speaker 13: Monday night football game. It's Cardinals and Cowboys. Cowboys favored
- 1:24:52Speaker 13: by three and a half. Enjoy the parade and party responsibly.
- 1:24:55Speaker 3: I'm Jeff G.
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: And that's your Sokalo sports WHI there is Jeff you two?
- 1:24:59Speaker 2: Yes?
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: Hey, what do you call a big jack?
- 1:25:02Speaker 5: Lantern? Was a plumpkin? What you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams?
- 1:25:11Speaker 3: I couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend. He had a
- 1:25:14Speaker 3: reptile dysfunctions show.
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: All right, Well, phones are open at eight seven seven.
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: You could text us to open to two two nine
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: eight seven. Well, the turn up was pretty hard. In Florida,
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: teacher at a school showed up high on cocaine and
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: then during a class that a bunch of the students
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: hit her vape pen. He never had these teachers, they're
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: so much better. Teachers are such bores. Were so old
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: they wouldn't bang, they wouldn't come in high or drunk. Anyway,
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: word got back to the school. They placed her on
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: the leave during an investigation. Now the police, they also
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: got involved. They say that failing a drug test and
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: vaping aren't criminal charges. Oh and so they have no
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: evidence that she gave her vape to the kids stole it.
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: So while she will lose her job, she at least
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: avoids jail time.
- 1:26:08Speaker 9: That's a win right there.
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: Yeah right, Also great kids not to nark.
- 1:26:12Speaker 5: Yeah solid.
- 1:26:13Speaker 3: Well, then how the word get back?
- 1:26:14Speaker 4: Well, somebody said something at some point, but when But
- 1:26:17Speaker 4: when it came down to talking to the cops, no.
- 1:26:19Speaker 3: Dog, sorry, like we never had we never.
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: I mean, there was a couple of cool teachers, but
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: I think they were cool compared to the other ones
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: who were such just like dirt.
- 1:26:30Speaker 3: Yeah, every school had that one cool teacher. We had
- 1:26:32Speaker 3: this one psychology teacher who would let you show up
- 1:26:34Speaker 3: late and he's like, I understanding of things to do.
- 1:26:36Speaker 14: It's okay, oh wow, high school that we had a
- 1:26:39Speaker 14: teacher that got in trouble for selling the kids weed.
- 1:26:42Speaker 9: That's that's cool, really cool.
- 1:26:45Speaker 8: There was always rumors, but nothing like crazy like that
- 1:26:48Speaker 8: went down. Yeah, you never heard about, like, you know,
- 1:26:52Speaker 8: teacher dating one.
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: Of the studies.
- 1:26:53Speaker 6: We did, Yeah, oh yeah, like confirmed or just rumor,
- 1:26:57Speaker 6: I mean fairly confirmed.
- 1:26:59Speaker 3: Hot.
- 1:27:00Speaker 6: Well, he was super cute and he was one of
- 1:27:02Speaker 6: like the coaches, like the golf coach or something coaches
- 1:27:05Speaker 6: clearly dating one of the.
- 1:27:07Speaker 5: Juniors and then being a senior.
- 1:27:08Speaker 9: Are they still together?
- 1:27:10Speaker 5: Oh who knows. I don't know. Anyway, you don't know.
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: Isn't that one teacher what was her name, the one
- 1:27:15Speaker 1: with Billie Falal?
- 1:27:16Speaker 3: Yeah, she died.
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: Died, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I mean she was
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: a much older no, not that old old age.
- 1:27:26Speaker 3: I don't know why she died.
- 1:27:27Speaker 7: Was a cancer, Yeah, I think because he was what
- 1:27:30Speaker 7: the kid was it was like in eighth grade, and
- 1:27:32Speaker 7: then she went to jail, right, and then once she
- 1:27:34Speaker 7: got out, they got married and had kids and they have.
- 1:27:36Speaker 5: Yeah, they have like grown up children.
- 1:27:38Speaker 3: Yeah crazy, wow thirteen or something like that.
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: He's like twenty one years old and he's got a
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: thirty year old Yeah right, that's crazy.
- 1:27:44Speaker 5: How does that work?
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: Seven seven forty four Wooding text us over to two
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: two nine eight seven.
- 1:27:49Speaker 8: You can move on the.
- 1:27:50Speaker 14: Floor right now, you can.
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: You can choose something or whatever. Then you crap in
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: my man, Yeah that might be a deal break And
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: now of the show. I get it's the early part
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: of the week, and they'd be like, ah god again.
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: A little perspective. Over in Florida, a woman was at SeaWorld,
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: having a great day at the parks. She just had
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: to get on one of the roller coasters there, and
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: while she was on the ride, she passed out. Not
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: because she had a fear of heights like greg like
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: freaking out on roller coasters, or didn't have any kind
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: of medical issue or something like that. No, she was
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: hit in the face by a duck in the middle
- 1:28:28Speaker 1: of the ride. It was knocked unconscious. Sucks, babe, No
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: serious injuries. But she is now suing SeaWorld sue that
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: du Air World, Yeah, and says that the roller coaster
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: is any quote zone of danger. Oh god. Her attorneys
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: are arguing that placing the coaster by a body of
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: water creates a high risk of bird strikes. Well, it
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: increases the risk of.
- 1:28:52Speaker 5: Collision, but don't you know that when you see the water.
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: She's suing for fifty thousand dollars. SeaWorld, of course has
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: in common because it's a lawsuit.
- 1:29:01Speaker 3: But there you go.
- 1:29:02Speaker 5: You know what, fifty grand seems low. Just give it
- 1:29:05Speaker 5: to her and let her move on.
- 1:29:06Speaker 4: You know, it was like fifty Speaking of birds, then
- 1:29:09Speaker 4: here come the rest of the pigeons, the vultures.
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: Yeah, that whole thing. Like your people to settle out.
- 1:29:16Speaker 3: They don't want to.
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: They don't want to pay, Yeah, they don't want to
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: pay the attorney speme and things like that. But they
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: also don't want to set a president either.
- 1:29:21Speaker 3: True, she deserves.
- 1:29:23Speaker 8: But the first time I saw this was with Fabio
- 1:29:27Speaker 8: that's right, right, yeah, the Sea World, I don't think so.
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: No, bloody, it was all on video.
- 1:29:36Speaker 3: Did he sue the Audubon Society?
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: And he was bloody he was so bloody. Yeah, an
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: eighty year old woman was left behind on a remote island.
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: We talked about that woman, I mean you know yeah, yeah,
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: and so like I keep hearing about there's a there's
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: a lawsuit involved there.
- 1:29:52Speaker 5: Yeah, she could get that line.
- 1:29:54Speaker 9: Eighty years old, But like, what's.
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: The deal with uh, you know, when you go on
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: an excursion from a cruise ship, are they responsible if
- 1:30:01Speaker 1: you don't get back on board? We talked about Menace
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: and he like just stayed in the BISA on purpose.
- 1:30:05Speaker 6: Yeah, but if it's like if it's organized by the
- 1:30:08Speaker 6: cruise ship, I think it is the responsibility.
- 1:30:10Speaker 1: But I don't think this one was. Yeah, they they'll
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: say like if it's third party or not, like you
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: get off the boat, you go decide to you know,
- 1:30:18Speaker 1: whatever the thing you're gonna go do. Is it your response?
- 1:30:22Speaker 3: Is it there?
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: In other words, is it the cruise ship's responsibility because
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: they left without her there?
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:30:27Speaker 7: I think it is the ship because on cruise ships
- 1:30:29Speaker 7: there's like an attendant per each kind of place and
- 1:30:32Speaker 7: they check and see who comes in. Sure, And we
- 1:30:35Speaker 7: got a call when we were late going back to
- 1:30:37Speaker 7: the ship. When we went on the Disney cruise. They
- 1:30:38Speaker 7: were calling your wife, Woodie, saying, hey, where are you
- 1:30:41Speaker 7: because we're gonna leave soon because I was getting calls. No,
- 1:30:44Speaker 7: you were already on the ship. That's right, Menes was
- 1:30:46Speaker 7: getting when he chose to not feel the ship. So
- 1:30:50Speaker 7: you would think that there would be calling and realizing.
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: But when it's all said and done, is it the
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: responsibility of the cruise ship because you didn't get back
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: on board, Like you're a grown ass adult, Like how
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: can you turn around? Try to sue the cruise line
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: because she got left behind? Because if they left early,
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: even if it was a second early, but they don't
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: ever leave a second early. No, they actually leave later
- 1:31:13Speaker 1: because there's always stragglers. They always prepare for strike. It's
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: like Menace when he tells his wife what time they
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: have to leave, it's never the actual time he.
- 1:31:20Speaker 3: Pads it by.
- 1:31:21Speaker 1: They knew immediately, they reported it immediately. And oh and
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: they canceled the remainder of the cruise after they found
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: out she died.
- 1:31:29Speaker 5: They did, It's already happened.
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: They canceled the cruise.
- 1:31:32Speaker 3: I'd be bummed.
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's like that's not going to bring her
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: back to life.
- 1:31:36Speaker 3: To ruin somebody else's vacation.
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well this just happened just recently again where
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: that lady the Alaskan cruise like a couple of months ago,
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: because your wife and I and Tyler we all went
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: hiking and see that's where they went. Yeah, my wife
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: was there. I'm not going hiking. I was wondering what
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: my wife left the ship for. The I wasn't.
- 1:32:00Speaker 3: Part of it was the hiking.
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: You're right, we all went hiking and then like a
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: month later some other ladies she got lost on hiking
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: and then she died out there too. So is that
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: the responsibility of the cruise line. I don't think so.
- 1:32:13Speaker 3: No, no, not that.
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: But people love to point those fingers.
- 1:32:15Speaker 3: Maybe if it's an organized excursion and you have a
- 1:32:18Speaker 3: point person, they have to keep track.
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: Of who's that's.
- 1:32:21Speaker 4: Yeah, you've I mean no offense any cruise line when
- 1:32:23Speaker 4: you've been on those excursions. Those guys they don't exactly
- 1:32:25Speaker 4: seem like Steve her went out there.
- 1:32:28Speaker 8: I mean, but what if they can't find you. They
- 1:32:30Speaker 8: can't find you, then they just called the authorities and say, hey,
- 1:32:33Speaker 8: somebody was on our go deal with this, Yeah, on
- 1:32:36Speaker 8: our trail with us and now they're missing uh.
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: Three through three texting over twenty cruises experience. If an
- 1:32:42Speaker 1: excursion is purchased through the cruise they.
- 1:32:43Speaker 3: Won't leave that that makes sense.
- 1:32:45Speaker 4: Yeah, like if it's one of the ones that they
- 1:32:46Speaker 4: advertise through the cruise line. Yeah, and they're not back
- 1:32:49Speaker 4: because they're running late, getting you know, back from the
- 1:32:51Speaker 4: wind watching.
- 1:32:52Speaker 3: They were doing or whatever it was. They will sit,
- 1:32:54Speaker 3: they'll hold the ship.
- 1:32:55Speaker 8: On the website, it will always say if it's third
- 1:32:57Speaker 8: party or not Excursion.
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: Seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: text over to two to nine eight seven. We have
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: a planning meeting every week and I make a bunch
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: of notes about the things that people in the meeting
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: pitch different ideas from different people on the show. And
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: Morgan had an idea because of this day in history
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: nineteen fourteen. Oh oh, the basic design for the modern
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: bra was patented by this nineteen year old named Mary
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: Jacob of New York. Oh yeah, and before that, women
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: were wearing these bulky whale bone corsets.
- 1:33:28Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, Helm.
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: And so this got Morgan thinking, you know, Morgan always
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: comes up with some pretty wild ideas. Yeah, why not.
- 1:33:34Speaker 9: We'll see what sticks to the wall.
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes she brings it up and we go, oh
- 1:33:38Speaker 1: my god, are you serious?
- 1:33:39Speaker 3: We could never do that.
- 1:33:40Speaker 9: I still want to send sam on a trip with
- 1:33:42Speaker 9: the listener, but you married. Oh that's right, it'll happen someday.
- 1:33:47Speaker 14: I forget anyways, this one's happening today.
- 1:33:48Speaker 3: So yeah, all right, then once you explain your idea.
- 1:33:52Speaker 14: So my idea was basically, have me, Gina and Sammy
- 1:33:55Speaker 14: bring in one of our bras and see if you
- 1:33:58Speaker 14: guys can guess who's who.
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: But it's a Greg challenge, right, but Greg loves I love.
- 1:34:04Speaker 9: Yeah, And then it's not weird because you know, is
- 1:34:07Speaker 9: he getta be blind?
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: It was al idea, and it's not weird because you.
- 1:34:11Speaker 3: Know gay, it's very not threatened.
- 1:34:14Speaker 5: Is he blindfolder? Did he get to see them?
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: I think he's got to be blindfold? Yeah, he has
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: to be blind.
- 1:34:18Speaker 9: I'd be making more fun. Put the bras in the
- 1:34:20Speaker 9: top hat.
- 1:34:21Speaker 1: Oh nice, I tell you what that top pat has
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: really come in hand.
- 1:34:25Speaker 5: Yeah, pay for itself.
- 1:34:27Speaker 3: Great investment.
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: And I think you want me to smell him first.
- 1:34:29Speaker 14: Right, Yeah, that was part of the make sure Sea
- 1:34:33Speaker 14: Bass doesn't touch any of them. Yeah, And Sammy, you
- 1:34:36Speaker 14: could wash them afterwards too.
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the top of the hours to laundry.
- 1:34:43Speaker 5: Spend four minutes to be hand washed.
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: I'm sure we have the Do we have the googly
- 1:34:47Speaker 1: eye blindfold?
- 1:34:48Speaker 2: For?
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: Certainly?
- 1:34:49Speaker 3: I get that. All right, Well we'll do after the break,
- 1:34:51Speaker 3: we'll get to the blindfold.
- 1:34:52Speaker 1: We'll see how uh, how Greg does if you know
- 1:34:54Speaker 1: our Booby good love, it's like broad Day.
- 1:34:57Speaker 3: I'm not confident we're gonna try to see.
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of ideas to get thrown
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: around these meetings.
- 1:35:03Speaker 9: I'm not going to stick for some reason.
- 1:35:05Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: Well, I think it's because one that we can probably
- 1:35:07Speaker 1: legally do right. Most of her ideas they come out
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: of crazy.
- 1:35:11Speaker 5: Yeah, we'd all be in jail.
- 1:35:12Speaker 1: It's like her ideas are like she doesn't want us.
- 1:35:15Speaker 3: To work here anymore.
- 1:35:19Speaker 10: Put it on.
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: So we'll have we'll have Morgan's little contest for Greg
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: in honor of National broad Days. That's a coming up
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: next year. In The Woody Show, hang on, get.
- 1:35:28Speaker 5: Out, get the hell out of my house.
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: In Jesus name, I pray you'll get in today with
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: a lot The Woody Show, breaking news, Greg Gory had
- 1:35:39Speaker 1: to take a major out of work. Not since the
- 1:35:42Speaker 1: Fall of Rome has there been this much devastation.
- 1:35:44Speaker 2: More death.
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: Woody, Woody, Woody, and now back to the Woody show,
- 1:35:52Speaker 1: all right. So Morgan had an idea in our meeting
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: last week and today. In nineteen four, team, the basic
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: design for the modern bra was patented by a nineteen
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: year old woman named Mary Jacob of New York. And
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: before that women were just wearing these bulky whalebone corsets.
- 1:36:12Speaker 9: Which would be so uncomfortable.
- 1:36:13Speaker 3: Imagine I'm consuming.
- 1:36:15Speaker 9: Yeah, I can barely get a real bron right and
- 1:36:18Speaker 9: someone has to help you.
- 1:36:19Speaker 5: You can't put that oneah, and you sit up straight
- 1:36:21Speaker 5: all day?
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: Yeah, actually that would help. That would So Morgan had
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: an idea to see if Greg would be able to
- 1:36:28Speaker 1: correctly guess blindfolded bra is who's yeah, so it's a
- 1:36:33Speaker 1: blind yours, Gina, Sammy.
- 1:36:36Speaker 9: Unless any of y'all wear a bra.
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: They're in the top hat there.
- 1:36:42Speaker 9: Oh yeah, we should have gotten Tyler's yeah, because it's
- 1:36:46Speaker 9: filled with nachos.
- 1:36:46Speaker 1: A right, So Greg, Greg's got the the googly eyes
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: blindfold on and we're gonna see how well he does. Now,
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: Greg is a big fan. Despite being gay. Greg is
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: a big fan of cans.
- 1:36:55Speaker 3: I like cans. I like it when women play with cans.
- 1:36:58Speaker 3: He does.
- 1:36:58Speaker 1: Do you have an ideal pair?
- 1:37:00Speaker 2: Greg?
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: That's yours difference, you know what.
- 1:37:03Speaker 3: I not recently, but a few years ago realized got
- 1:37:09Speaker 3: told by a friend that she had fake boobs. I
- 1:37:11Speaker 3: did not know that.
- 1:37:12Speaker 5: I thought that was a really good job.
- 1:37:13Speaker 3: I said, oh, yeah, you didn't know that. Yeah, I
- 1:37:14Speaker 3: feel them, so I felt them, nice, big fan.
- 1:37:17Speaker 5: Fake boobs are so fun to fee.
- 1:37:19Speaker 3: They are.
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: Uh, silicon ling.
- 1:37:25Speaker 3: They were probably d's.
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know if you've ever felt fake boobs.
- 1:37:29Speaker 3: They're so fun. They're very, very firm if you like
- 1:37:33Speaker 3: to come on the show.
- 1:37:33Speaker 5: They're kind of squishy, but like kind of.
- 1:37:36Speaker 3: Not really.
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: Almost like a really ripe grapefruit.
- 1:37:41Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, you kind of jiggle them a little bit.
- 1:37:44Speaker 8: Well, there's two different fields. There's this the silicon or
- 1:37:47Speaker 8: the sailine. So you definitely know the difference.
- 1:37:52Speaker 3: I think, maybe yeah to learn. Okay, so Greg, you're ready,
- 1:37:59Speaker 3: I'm you got the top pat there here. Yeah, this
- 1:38:03Speaker 3: blindfold is too good. Okay, So just.
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: Three and kind of and then describe describe your feeling.
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: Can we describe the color.
- 1:38:13Speaker 3: Wow, this is incredibly padded. It is soft and squishy.
- 1:38:20Speaker 3: It almost feels like a fake boob. The cup is
- 1:38:26Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:38:29Speaker 5: Large.
- 1:38:30Speaker 3: My fist kind of fits in it, but it doesn't
- 1:38:33Speaker 3: envelop it.
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: He's got average size hands, a little large.
- 1:38:37Speaker 3: This is uh okay, this I can't even tell where
- 1:38:40Speaker 3: the strap is. So it's all right, there's the strap.
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: Watching him fumble with the broad google eyed blindfold.
- 1:38:48Speaker 3: On fourteen, there's a mega underwire that's incredibly stiff. Now
- 1:38:55Speaker 3: I see why you would complain about where it was.
- 1:38:57Speaker 1: The underwire is always complained. I've heard that before.
- 1:39:00Speaker 3: Okay, incredibly.
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: For support, Like but you could you just have like
- 1:39:05Speaker 1: a like a heavier I don't know, it's still not metal.
- 1:39:11Speaker 5: Yeah, you push them up.
- 1:39:12Speaker 9: You'll notice if you see frumpy boobs.
- 1:39:17Speaker 3: So can I feel all three before?
- 1:39:21Speaker 5: Back into the hat?
- 1:39:22Speaker 3: This one is oh wait, okay, here is that it?
- 1:39:26Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:39:27Speaker 3: This is a bra. This feels more like a tank top.
- 1:39:30Speaker 3: Very cottoney. This is much larger as far as the
- 1:39:36Speaker 3: height of it goes. So it's like kind of a
- 1:39:38Speaker 3: like a tank top that you cut in half to
- 1:39:41Speaker 3: also padded, but not as padded as this one again,
- 1:39:47Speaker 3: smell greg, what.
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: Are you evaluating like in your thought trying to figure
- 1:39:55Speaker 1: out who's is who?
- 1:39:56Speaker 3: Like, Yeah, the first one, well, I already have an idea.
- 1:39:59Speaker 3: Well I don't have an idea.
- 1:40:01Speaker 4: Cup size compared to your fist, let's see, is it different?
- 1:40:04Speaker 3: Having a hard time discerning like which way is up
- 1:40:06Speaker 3: and down? Okay, I don't want to upset anybody, but
- 1:40:11Speaker 3: the cup size is incredibly small. Well, like, it's barely
- 1:40:15Speaker 3: a cup. It's kind of flat, you know, you know,
- 1:40:18Speaker 3: it's the little pad inside. It doesn't even make us shape,
- 1:40:23Speaker 3: whereas this one you can tell it's padded and it
- 1:40:26Speaker 3: already has a rounded shape to it, which I'm rubbing
- 1:40:29Speaker 3: right now.
- 1:40:30Speaker 5: You are like an animal.
- 1:40:33Speaker 3: It's so it's so credible. This one is just kind
- 1:40:36Speaker 3: of a basic tank toppy with a little bit of
- 1:40:40Speaker 3: padding in it. And now BRA three number three vastly
- 1:40:44Speaker 3: different material. This is lazy, also.
- 1:40:47Speaker 5: Different, so sexy, and different colors so far.
- 1:40:49Speaker 3: All three different.
- 1:40:50Speaker 5: Colors are nude, white, and black.
- 1:40:52Speaker 3: Wow, it seems really wide. The underwire is feels plastic
- 1:40:57Speaker 3: as opposed to metal, like you basically snap it. This
- 1:41:02Speaker 3: is definitely lacy. The strap feels like Satine.
- 1:41:08Speaker 1: Is this a Saturday night braw? Is that what you're saying?
- 1:41:10Speaker 3: Yeah? This is this is a way more dressy bra.
- 1:41:14Speaker 3: There is no padding whatsoever, so the hand can go
- 1:41:18Speaker 3: right into the col no padding. Sure, yeah, of course,
- 1:41:22Speaker 3: I mean this has no idea.
- 1:41:23Speaker 4: I think sometimes women want to feel like your hand
- 1:41:25Speaker 4: on the outside right.
- 1:41:26Speaker 3: There is nothing.
- 1:41:28Speaker 1: I can't see padding.
- 1:41:30Speaker 6: It serves two purposes, either to make them look fuller
- 1:41:32Speaker 6: or to tamp down your nips.
- 1:41:35Speaker 4: First of all, Tampa padding out.
- 1:41:38Speaker 5: Yes, I do that a lot.
- 1:41:39Speaker 3: I do that too. This one just seems more complicated.
- 1:41:42Speaker 3: It's very wide, it's very stiff on the bottom, but
- 1:41:46Speaker 3: then nothing on the top as far as cup size
- 1:41:50Speaker 3: goes not overly big. There's like I said, there's no shape.
- 1:41:55Speaker 3: So of course my fist goes right into it and
- 1:41:57Speaker 3: then some.
- 1:41:59Speaker 1: So you can fist that one.
- 1:42:00Speaker 3: Yeah, you can really fis look at that.
- 1:42:05Speaker 14: Wow.
- 1:42:05Speaker 3: Okay, so this this is the most ample to hold,
- 1:42:09Speaker 3: the most ample breast. I I think, I know, I
- 1:42:16Speaker 3: think I'm gonna nail this.
- 1:42:19Speaker 1: Greg's blindfolded broad test. Okay, we are going back to
- 1:42:22Speaker 1: broad number one, the padded one soft round.
- 1:42:27Speaker 3: I'm going no.
- 1:42:29Speaker 1: Hold on before he prefers it. So if Greg you're
- 1:42:31Speaker 1: still blindfolded. So after he holds it up, the woman
- 1:42:35Speaker 1: in the room who's it belongs to raise your hand
- 1:42:38Speaker 1: and at the end I'll tell you how many out
- 1:42:40Speaker 1: of three correct on the woman.
- 1:42:41Speaker 5: Who's right put their boobs in his face.
- 1:42:44Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So there's number one? All right?
- 1:42:46Speaker 1: Number one?
- 1:42:46Speaker 3: Am I making my guess? Yeah, yep, I'm saying Morgan, okay, yes,
- 1:42:51Speaker 3: Morgan for this? Are you locked in? The Morgan? And
- 1:42:53Speaker 3: number one? Yes? Okay. Number two I'm going Sammy okay.
- 1:43:01Speaker 3: And then lost it. I can't find it there. This
- 1:43:06Speaker 3: is broad number three, the complicated stretchy no no padding one,
- 1:43:11Speaker 3: the Saturday Night Lazy. I'm going Gina. Okay. So you're
- 1:43:16Speaker 3: all locked in, totally locked in, and I'm pretty damn confident.
- 1:43:20Speaker 9: Which is crazy. At the beginning, you weren't, I know,
- 1:43:23Speaker 9: I know how I am.
- 1:43:25Speaker 1: So even without smelling, what do you get it? You're
- 1:43:29Speaker 1: a cream what would you what would you think it's
- 1:43:31Speaker 1: gonna smell?
- 1:43:32Speaker 2: Like? Like? What?
- 1:43:32Speaker 1: What? Like? What kind of well?
- 1:43:34Speaker 4: Think about like just think about the cleanliness patterns and
- 1:43:37Speaker 4: general body. You know, obviously Morgans would be sweatier and
- 1:43:40Speaker 4: grosser smell smell generally everybody that would be like a
- 1:43:46Speaker 4: general sweaty area.
- 1:43:47Speaker 9: I will my laundry detergents.
- 1:43:51Speaker 6: Okay, this is the one works out, So we are
- 1:43:55Speaker 6: smelling smell again.
- 1:43:58Speaker 3: This one not sweaty. Okay, I'm totally confident, yes, because
- 1:44:06Speaker 3: it smells like it was washed about ten minutes ago.
- 1:44:10Speaker 3: Laundry ad and then the third one smells like nothingness,
- 1:44:17Speaker 3: just material. Okay, but I don't. I don't smell perfem
- 1:44:20Speaker 3: I smelled. I don't smell anything.
- 1:44:22Speaker 4: Does it smell like a certain boyfriend or her husband's
- 1:44:24Speaker 4: hands boyfriend?
- 1:44:26Speaker 1: Well, Greg, blindfolded after feeling and now smelling all three
- 1:44:34Speaker 1: bras out of the three bras, you were correct on
- 1:44:43Speaker 1: all three, No matter what.
- 1:44:52Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not having Wow.
- 1:44:56Speaker 3: What the laundry smelled?
- 1:44:59Speaker 1: Oh?
- 1:44:59Speaker 3: Look out small than.
- 1:45:03Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:45:03Speaker 5: That is my Saturday night. I can't keep it real
- 1:45:06Speaker 5: by using my everyday thing.
- 1:45:09Speaker 9: I rarely used that one.
- 1:45:10Speaker 3: Now that I can see this, I would honestly not
- 1:45:13Speaker 3: even know that's a Brock's. I would think, what is that?
- 1:45:17Speaker 3: I guess I've never in my life one.
- 1:45:19Speaker 1: I'm sorry, can you put your boobs down? Because I
- 1:45:21Speaker 1: couldn't hear you, well, nice work to take.
- 1:45:25Speaker 5: Things up and not next time we're going to put
- 1:45:27Speaker 5: our naked boobs in your face.
- 1:45:29Speaker 6: And then you're gonna tell us, who's look at black?
- 1:45:32Speaker 6: It's only underwear one I wear.
- 1:45:34Speaker 1: Next time it's only smelling wow Woody show text in
- 1:45:40Speaker 1: two nine eight seven, and people like your uh, your
- 1:45:48Speaker 1: broad game idea there Morgan.
- 1:45:49Speaker 9: Yeah, I think did such a great job you did.
- 1:45:53Speaker 3: I'm very proud of myself.
- 1:45:54Speaker 9: You're good at describing things as well.
- 1:45:56Speaker 1: Thanks were getting six six one. Absolutely love you, guys.
- 1:46:04Speaker 1: I love the segments. I love to be in those
- 1:46:06Speaker 1: meetings when you're brainstorming, just to hear all the ideas
- 1:46:08Speaker 1: that don't make it to air.
- 1:46:10Speaker 9: There's so many good ones. There's a lot, Yeah, the
- 1:46:13Speaker 9: best ones.
- 1:46:14Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember exactly. There was one that Morgan
- 1:46:16Speaker 1: threw out there at one point. I'm like, oh my god,
- 1:46:19Speaker 1: I remember something about like like like have women who
- 1:46:24Speaker 1: have had an abortion calling like it was something along
- 1:46:27Speaker 1: that you guys, remember that one.
- 1:46:29Speaker 5: It sounds sound like Morgan.
- 1:46:32Speaker 3: I like how you starts like all right, guys, she
- 1:46:34Speaker 3: workshops backwards where you come up with a name for
- 1:46:36Speaker 3: something and then you and then we say, and how
- 1:46:38Speaker 3: does that work? You're like, oh, I don't know.
- 1:46:42Speaker 1: Meetings.
- 1:46:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I like the ideas where you don't shave for
- 1:46:47Speaker 3: a month.
- 1:46:47Speaker 5: Oh yeah that was yours, thank you and has the.
- 1:46:50Speaker 9: Longest hair you remember, now, lady, No, I'm bere for
- 1:47:00Speaker 9: all the way.
- 1:47:00Speaker 5: Let me touch your leg right now? Yeah, but I
- 1:47:03Speaker 5: will go Damn she's like a Barbie leg.
- 1:47:05Speaker 9: But I will go all month if we will do
- 1:47:07Speaker 9: this competition that I pitched.
- 1:47:08Speaker 4: She wasn't talking about leg here, I don't think talking
- 1:47:10Speaker 4: about pubes.
- 1:47:11Speaker 1: Yeah, we can all.
- 1:47:13Speaker 9: Participate, but you can touch if you want to.
- 1:47:14Speaker 5: It's probably beare, but let's do it.
- 1:47:17Speaker 1: Come on, And that was one of our ideas, Like
- 1:47:19Speaker 1: everybody grows their pubes out and then see who had
- 1:47:22Speaker 1: the longest pube, have.
- 1:47:24Speaker 5: Them sitting out next to each other. Yeah, I'm just
- 1:47:31Speaker 5: saying what we would have to do for this. We
- 1:47:34Speaker 5: would also need a blindfold again because they're diferent colors.
- 1:47:37Speaker 1: This is exactly how the meeting goes. By the way, Yeah,
- 1:47:42Speaker 1: somebody kills Greg this. This guy in France is going
- 1:47:46Speaker 1: viral for something we talked about a few weeks ago.
- 1:47:48Speaker 1: The idea of getting Greg a sponsored wedding. He sold
- 1:47:52Speaker 1: ad space on his wedding tucks in order to help
- 1:47:55Speaker 1: fund the wedding.
- 1:47:56Speaker 3: I did see this guy. Yeah it looks it didn't.
- 1:47:59Speaker 1: Look that bad. It was all like white logos.
- 1:48:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:48:03Speaker 1: The companies took him up on the offer. He sold
- 1:48:05Speaker 1: twenty six ads on the suit. He thanked those companies
- 1:48:08Speaker 1: on Twitter and said the wedding was a success because
- 1:48:11Speaker 1: of it, about ten thousand dollars for those twenty six ads.
- 1:48:16Speaker 3: I was asking Mario a hypothetical question over the weekend.
- 1:48:18Speaker 3: If you could get your a car that you like
- 1:48:21Speaker 3: for free, but on the hood, I had like a
- 1:48:24Speaker 3: logo of a restaurant or a brand. Would you do it?
- 1:48:28Speaker 3: He said, No, really, totally do it. Oh, do it
- 1:48:31Speaker 3: all day. What if it was a picture of like
- 1:48:33Speaker 3: somebody you know?
- 1:48:35Speaker 1: You? Did you ask Mario about the sponsored wedding?
- 1:48:37Speaker 3: I did, and it was one of those Oh we'll
- 1:48:40Speaker 3: talk about that later, we'll think about it.
- 1:48:42Speaker 1: Oh oh so.
- 1:48:44Speaker 3: Off. Yeah, of course, all right. I mean that's weak.
- 1:48:47Speaker 3: I'm fine with that, that's fine.
- 1:48:50Speaker 9: Yeah, but it would have been fun. Yeah, it could
- 1:48:51Speaker 9: have made it this whole thing.
- 1:48:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:48:53Speaker 1: I can't I just can't figure out who wants to
- 1:48:55Speaker 1: get married less for two people? Who are you know, like,
- 1:48:59Speaker 1: I can't tell if it greg or Mario who's lessened
- 1:49:01Speaker 1: to the idea of actually being married, like legally married.
- 1:49:05Speaker 3: It might be me at this point. Yeah, yeah, because
- 1:49:09Speaker 3: it's just coming gone, you know, like it never happened.
- 1:49:12Speaker 3: It's fine. Now we're playing people like that. So I'm
- 1:49:14Speaker 3: kind of a who is it Tim Robbins and Susan
- 1:49:17Speaker 3: surrandoning it?
- 1:49:18Speaker 11: Right?
- 1:49:19Speaker 9: Whatever that means?
- 1:49:21Speaker 1: Do you know who Tim Robbins is seen the Redemption? No,
- 1:49:28Speaker 1: you've never seen the like not once? Well?
- 1:49:31Speaker 3: Really great?
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: How about uh Goldie Hawning Kurt Russell.
- 1:49:37Speaker 3: Just Goldie haunting it? Right? Do you know who that is?
- 1:49:39Speaker 9: I'm just so young. I heard her name, but no,
- 1:49:44Speaker 9: that's her mother, Okay, okay, so Kate Hudson's mom.
- 1:49:47Speaker 3: Huson right, Yeah, her mom was also an actress. It
- 1:49:51Speaker 3: has done a ton of things. Never married Kurt Russell.
- 1:49:54Speaker 1: Who was the first guy Robbins, Tim Robbins, I believe
- 1:49:57Speaker 1: that's his name, right?
- 1:49:58Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:49:58Speaker 1: He was Andy Duffrayan in Shoshank Redemption, the main guy okay,
- 1:50:03Speaker 1: and he the guy I went to prison, is.
- 1:50:05Speaker 3: Still dating Susan Sarandon and they never got married.
- 1:50:08Speaker 14: I thought Tim Robbins was the guy that has that
- 1:50:10Speaker 14: show The Chair Company. Know that Robinson, the younger Tim rob.
- 1:50:18Speaker 1: Redemption is another one of my favorite movies of all time.
- 1:50:20Speaker 1: I can't believe you've never seen that, not once.
- 1:50:22Speaker 4: It's on all the time on how have you avoided
- 1:50:27Speaker 4: I'm beyng, Yeah, we're cut the board.
- 1:50:28Speaker 1: But blood, I'm a millennial.
- 1:50:35Speaker 9: I've never had cables, so take that. I think you
- 1:50:37Speaker 9: never really like when I lived at home, yes we
- 1:50:42Speaker 9: had cable, but on my own. No, I'm not paying
- 1:50:44Speaker 9: for cable. Are you kidding me?
- 1:50:45Speaker 3: Come on, losers?
- 1:50:46Speaker 1: Yea, come what do you watch then?
- 1:50:50Speaker 9: Streaming stuff or you know, links to things that are
- 1:50:54Speaker 9: watching the laptop.
- 1:50:56Speaker 7: I mean that makes sense for her age range, in
- 1:50:58Speaker 7: the sense of when she would have first been on
- 1:50:59Speaker 7: her own, a lot of people had already cut the corse.
- 1:51:02Speaker 9: She just never did.
- 1:51:04Speaker 5: Oh and speaking of that, I heard a new term
- 1:51:06Speaker 5: over the weekend. I was like, what does this mean?
- 1:51:07Speaker 5: I had to google it. Someone's like, dude, this this
- 1:51:09Speaker 5: new vertical is so good. You guys do verticals like this?
- 1:51:13Speaker 3: This vertical? Do you know what that means?
- 1:51:15Speaker 1: I've heard them say that in the sales meeting around here,
- 1:51:18Speaker 1: the same thing. I don't I don't know what it
- 1:51:19Speaker 1: means that are skateboarding.
- 1:51:21Speaker 5: Well, vertical is.
- 1:51:22Speaker 6: From what what my friend was touting is when they
- 1:51:26Speaker 6: shoot like shows in vertical so they are better for
- 1:51:30Speaker 6: your phone.
- 1:51:31Speaker 8: There are a lot of cheap soap opera Yeah, exactly,
- 1:51:34Speaker 8: those verticals. Those were the weird soda soap operas I've
- 1:51:38Speaker 8: been talking about.
- 1:51:38Speaker 1: Like mobs. People used to get shamed for that.
- 1:51:42Speaker 4: Yeah, well this is the this is the designed thing.
- 1:51:45Speaker 4: The new car Knarks videos are like that too and
- 1:51:48Speaker 4: doing quite well.
- 1:51:49Speaker 5: Shut out on Instagram.
- 1:51:50Speaker 1: Yeah, always goes back to Sea bats right, and me too.
- 1:51:53Speaker 1: About Diane Keaton, Warren Batty.
- 1:51:55Speaker 9: You know in the I read of Diane Keaton.
- 1:51:58Speaker 1: Yeah, she just does.
- 1:52:00Speaker 14: You know one man, I know Diane Katon because she
- 1:52:02Speaker 14: just died and all made a big deal about it.
- 1:52:05Speaker 3: Warren Baby.
- 1:52:06Speaker 1: No, there's no way she knows.
- 1:52:07Speaker 3: Warren Baby.
- 1:52:08Speaker 1: What's he done in the past twenty years?
- 1:52:10Speaker 3: Yeah? Right?
- 1:52:11Speaker 5: Do you know who Robert Redford is or Paul Newman was?
- 1:52:14Speaker 9: No, sounds familiar, but no, we could go all day
- 1:52:18Speaker 9: the salad dressings.
- 1:52:19Speaker 5: Yeah, he was the peanut butter salad dressing guy.
- 1:52:22Speaker 3: All right, I've ever read anything, I've never seen pull.
- 1:52:29Speaker 5: Hand lucran.
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- 1:53:17Speaker 1: of wisdom.
- 1:53:17Speaker 3: Please if it costs you your peace, it's too expensive.
- 1:53:23Speaker 3: It sounds like something my mom would say. Well, I
- 1:53:27Speaker 3: mean it makes sense. I mean, yeah, it is something
- 1:53:29Speaker 3: your mom would say. It's something my dad would say.
- 1:53:31Speaker 1: But for some reason it comes off old timing. It
- 1:53:34Speaker 1: totally does.
- 1:53:35Speaker 3: But I did see that the other day and it's true.
- 1:53:36Speaker 3: Oh Damn that'd be a good mug.
- 1:53:38Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Greg Gory. I would thank you
- 1:53:42Speaker 1: so much for giving the Woodies Show some of your valuable.
- 1:53:45Speaker 3: Time this morning. You know, love it, appreciate you for that.
- 1:53:47Speaker 3: The rest of you guys can suck it.
- 1:53:49Speaker 1: Get you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day.
- 1:53:51Speaker 1: SMD double M. Quit this bitch.