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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 16 - Wyoming's Revenge · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: back to the Little Sassin Round Show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah here, here we are once again, back at it
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  Speaker 1: again with our old tricks. You know that reminds me.
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  Speaker 3: Turn my microphone, do talk again?
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  Speaker 1: Check check check?
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  Speaker 3: All right, Yeah we're good good. Yeah, it was just
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  Speaker 3: your you're singly loud. That's just my voice. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: My voice was used on tapes of torture and Abu grain.
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  Speaker 3: So we have some Wyoming updates.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to hear this because you texted us
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  Speaker 1: earlier in the day saying that there was a Wyoming
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  Speaker 1: update and I didn't know what the fuck you were
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  Speaker 1: talking about, and then I remembered you you just went
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  Speaker 1: to Wyoming.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I was just in Wyoming and the whole
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  Speaker 3: dish thing happened and all that shit happened, And so
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  Speaker 3: I think I talked about how my buddy Bo who
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  Speaker 3: works on the ranch, he makes like three dollars an
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  Speaker 3: hour basically because his because his room and board is
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  Speaker 3: covered for the whole summer, but it's like taken out
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  Speaker 3: of their pay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's illegally forced to work against his will for
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  Speaker 1: an illegal sum of money.
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  Speaker 3: Basically.
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  Speaker 1: So and for the people that don't know or remember sas,
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  Speaker 1: basically worked on a farm so he could and did
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  Speaker 1: the dishes so he could work on the farm.
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  Speaker 3: I know, we went and we did the dishes so
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  Speaker 3: we could stay at the farm. Yes, at the ranch
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  Speaker 3: for free, like indentured servitude. You just had to work
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  Speaker 3: to earn your keep. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a comedy, Yeah, like a Hippi comedy.
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  Speaker 3: Because the guests, the guests who go to the ranch
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  Speaker 3: have to pay four hundred dollars a night each, which
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  Speaker 3: is ridiculously expensive.
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  Speaker 1: But you stayed in the same quarters that they stayed in.
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  Speaker 3: No, okay, So that's what I'm gonna get into. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So my friend Bo texts me this morning and he goes,
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  Speaker 3: He's like, I just might just talk to my boss.
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  Speaker 3: When were we there two weeks ago? Two weeks ago,
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  Speaker 3: he said, I just talked to my boss, and basically,
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to you didn't do the dishes good enough, No,
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  Speaker 3: that you didn't work hard enough for he boss just
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  Speaker 3: told me I'm being charged four hundred and fifty dollars
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  Speaker 3: out of my paycheck for you guys staying here and
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  Speaker 3: not paying fifty dollars a night. And he said, I
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  Speaker 3: thought it would be fine since you guys did dish
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  Speaker 3: and so many other visitors came and didn't get charged
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  Speaker 3: or anything. So basically the boss is like a crazy lady.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't like to throw around the B word
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  Speaker 3: a lot, but she's a great bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a certified bitch behavior. Yeah, like make
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  Speaker 1: someone pay to work to stay somewhere. No pay to work, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: stay exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, so first of all, and apparently
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  Speaker 3: she was like there she's they're charging us for the
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  Speaker 3: drinks that you guys had, like all this shit, like
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  Speaker 3: two weeks after the fact. Was there like a bar there,
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  Speaker 3: you were getting cocktails, there was a bar, but like
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  Speaker 3: everyone drinks for free. That like all, like all the
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  Speaker 3: all the people that work there drink for first.
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  Speaker 1: Someone making you drinks is what I'm getting at with
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  Speaker 1: someone like waiting.
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  Speaker 3: On you or anything like that. No, no, no, you.
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  Speaker 1: Just could open up a beer at the bar.
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  Speaker 3: We could like open up a beer or like we
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  Speaker 3: were friends with one of the bartenders and he'd be like,
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  Speaker 3: do you guys want anything, and he would bring it
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  Speaker 3: to us.
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  Speaker 1: So this lady is strong arming your friend out of money.
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  Speaker 3: So basically, four hundred and fifty dollars for him getting
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  Speaker 3: docs from his pay is like one fourth of his
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  Speaker 3: entire summer paycheck.
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  Speaker 1: He literally works like a prisoner.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, more than a day. He works like ten hours
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  Speaker 3: a day for like three dollars an hour. And so
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  Speaker 3: basically we were like I would So we were like,
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  Speaker 3: first of all, that's like it sounds illegal. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think you can just be putting new policies into places.
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  Speaker 3: Like if we were there and she was like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: these kids need to pay for the full guest package,
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  Speaker 3: or they need to work a lot some shit like that,
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  Speaker 3: it would have made sense. But the fact that we
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  Speaker 3: were there, she knew we were there, we met her,
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  Speaker 3: we worked for five hours, didn't get paid. Three of
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  Speaker 3: us we're working for five hours, we didn't get paid,
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  Speaker 3: And now two weeks later she's gonna try and charge us.
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  Speaker 1: What is minimum wage?
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  Speaker 3: It's like, it's seven dollars an hour there, seven dollars
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  Speaker 3: twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: I think that is also super cheap. That's not a
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  Speaker 1: lot of money, but it also it.
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  Speaker 3: Would have been one hundred and thirteen dollars all of
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  Speaker 3: us combined for the five hours. So I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: tell her to take that out of the pay because like,
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  Speaker 3: why the hell are we working for free if then
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  Speaker 3: she's gonna go charge us four hundred and fifty. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: we slept. It was me, my friend Matt shared a bed,
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  Speaker 3: and my friend Nate slept on a towel on the ground,
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  Speaker 3: and we're getting charged for that. Why even put down
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  Speaker 3: the towel, Dude, like he put out he put down
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  Speaker 3: like two towels to try and like soften the blow
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  Speaker 3: of a hard a hard floor. Yeah, that's fucking terrible.
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  Speaker 3: We're getting and we're getting charged fifty dollars a night
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  Speaker 3: to sleep on a fucking towel, and it's absurd.
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  Speaker 1: I would say that, like, you're, uh, you guys are
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  Speaker 1: getting bitched out by this lady if you don't get
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  Speaker 1: the money back. But the fact that they're taking out
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  Speaker 1: it out of your friend's paige.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's the thing that's annoying. I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: tell her to send me the bill and I just
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  Speaker 3: won't never pay it, Like I'm like, but it's just
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  Speaker 3: like it's a like, dude, I don't think they're illegally
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  Speaker 3: allowed to just be docking pay. You can't dock someone's
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  Speaker 3: like entire summer earnings without telling them that they had
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  Speaker 3: to pay fifty dollars per night after the fact. And also, dude,
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  Speaker 3: like the food we like, Okay, so we got like
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  Speaker 3: free drinks and we got free food.
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  Speaker 1: The food that we were this guy should hire a
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  Speaker 1: lawyer on his three dollars hour.
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  Speaker 3: I know, dude. The food that we were eating was
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  Speaker 3: leftover food from the guests. Like we were eating like
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  Speaker 3: weak old like steak sandwiches and it was just like chopped.
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  Speaker 3: You're eating it and you're like, this sucks, but it's free.
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  Speaker 1: And you were literally like, yeah, slaves, you were like
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  Speaker 1: slaves on there, and.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was, and we were also like I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I think I talked about how it was like a
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  Speaker 3: very big feeling of us, not like we didn't feel
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  Speaker 3: like we were supposed to be there. It felt like
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  Speaker 3: we were like kind of getting like you talked about
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  Speaker 3: behind your back. Yeah, it kind of felt uncomfortable because
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  Speaker 3: we were like I feel bad, like all these kids
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  Speaker 3: are working all day and we're just like kind of
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  Speaker 3: hanging around and then partying with them at night, and
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  Speaker 3: like we're not working and we're not paying to be here.
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  Speaker 3: But it's like if I knew that we were paying
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  Speaker 3: fifty dollars now, I would have been running around like
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  Speaker 3: I fucking owned that place. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think that people, the people who talk shit on
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  Speaker 1: you probably convinced this lady like you got to make
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  Speaker 1: them pay. Those guys fucking suck. They were running I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 3: That is nuts.
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  Speaker 1: They made the alliance with the younger kids or whatever
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  Speaker 1: on that on that one last night. But they really
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  Speaker 1: did fuck you though. They put you in a bad
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  Speaker 1: spot and now now you're just gonna have to come
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  Speaker 1: out of some money luckily.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm a yeah, I'm gonna have to pay my
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna make him pay for that, Like it's
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  Speaker 3: not his fault, like kind of is his fault, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna make him pay for it. It's a
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  Speaker 3: bad community because he's making three dollars an hour, But
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  Speaker 3: he also put himself in that situation, no, because he
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  Speaker 3: he talked to the boss like before and told her
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  Speaker 3: that we were coming, and then when we went there,
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  Speaker 3: we were like he was like, they're gonna do dishes
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  Speaker 3: and everyone, like all the employees, like all like the
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  Speaker 3: higher up employees. They were like, I don't know who
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  Speaker 3: you guys are, but I like, thank you so much
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  Speaker 3: for helping out all this shit. And then they're gonna
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  Speaker 3: go charge Like they're gonna go charge us.
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  Speaker 1: We worked for.
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  Speaker 3: Five hours for free.
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  Speaker 1: You're getting bitched up. This is one of the most
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  Speaker 1: like taken advantage of.
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  Speaker 3: Situations that I've never heard. It's like, you guys need
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  Speaker 3: to call me. I want them to call me. Call them.
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  Speaker 3: They don't doubt they even have a phone phone number.
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  Speaker 1: They have to have them.
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  Speaker 3: And my friend Nate was like.
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  Speaker 1: They'd call them. What's the ranches number? No, No, don't.
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  Speaker 3: Say their name.
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  Speaker 1: Just give him a call.
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  Speaker 3: Why not just give him a call because I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to get my buddy in trouble. You're not gonna
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  Speaker 3: get him in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: What are they gonna do, doc is pay he's making
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  Speaker 1: no money, he he they keep him go.
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  Speaker 3: That's what he said too. He was like, I would
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  Speaker 3: have rather than just fire they just like fired me.
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  Speaker 1: They're treating him like sex, like they're they're sex trafficking him.
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  Speaker 3: They probably are.
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  Speaker 1: They're keeping him on such a low by that he
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  Speaker 1: can never afford to have his own independence.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's literally what they're doing. Like he'll never make.
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  Speaker 3: Any or to work there and live there.
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  Speaker 1: That's so fucked up. Why is he putting himself in
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  Speaker 1: this situation?
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  Speaker 3: Because it's like a good time, but like it, this
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  Speaker 3: is ridiculous. And my friend Nate said, you should get
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  Speaker 3: that money. He said, you should get that money. You
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  Speaker 3: should get that money in soon before your boss goes
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  Speaker 3: back to the hills for the year. And he goes
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  Speaker 3: back to Cobac goes back to her house in Malibu.
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  Speaker 3: It's just so true, dude. It's like the like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: the person that's running the ranch is a fucking billionaire.
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  Speaker 1: If this was like a story like that, he would
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  Speaker 1: shoot the woman at the end, Like he'd shoot her
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  Speaker 1: in her head. Like if this was like a movie
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  Speaker 1: or like a series or something like that, this woman
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  Speaker 1: would get killed for this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I told she's like a ship captain. She's like an
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  Speaker 1: evil ship captain.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I told. I told him. I was like, or
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  Speaker 3: we could just really lay down the wall and be like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: charge us for the drinks. Tell them that. Also, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, we're all twenty years old. Fuck yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: get the your license snatched. But then I was like, ah,
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  Speaker 3: that's probably a little too scummy of a thing. So
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: if you actually say that you're getting you will be
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  Speaker 3: out of that place in in ten minutes, they'll be
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  Speaker 3: they'll be packing your bags for you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is a sting operation, so congratulations.
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  Speaker 3: But still, I mean, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Bring them in boys.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I spent so much money just to get there, Like,
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  Speaker 3: so dude, I spent like five hundred dollar. I bought
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  Speaker 3: my tickets way too late. It's in the middle of nowhere.
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  Speaker 3: So I spent like one thousand dollars in plane tickets
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  Speaker 3: basically because I did buy three plane tickets because my
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  Speaker 3: second one I couldn't get to the I couldn't get
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  Speaker 3: to the airport in time, and then we had to spend.
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  Speaker 1: Four hundred that that's on you.
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  Speaker 3: We spent four but still I still spent the money.
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  Speaker 3: And then we spent four hundred dollars just to get
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  Speaker 3: from the airport to the ranch. We had had the
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  Speaker 3: airport shuttle drive us and it was four hundred dollars
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  Speaker 3: just over three hours away. That's like a whole other flight.
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  Speaker 3: I know, what the fuck? I know it was ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: So how much does this now? When wind cost like
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  Speaker 3: over a thousand dollars? Probably like a thousand hundred, Like
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  Speaker 3: probably like a thousand hundred dollars. Fuck bro to work
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  Speaker 3: and I was working. I'm gonna, dude, like there's gotta
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  Speaker 3: be some sort of law around that. I'm gonna, yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 3: like I.
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  Speaker 1: Want my pay check, or just take them to court yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You're a wiz kid. Fucking take them to court on
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  Speaker 1: like some Doogie Houser type of shit, like a child doctor,
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  Speaker 1: a child lawyer. Just go go to fucking court and
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  Speaker 1: hold them over the fire.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no idea. It's ridiculous. I was. I
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  Speaker 3: was baffled when I heard that it has to be illegal.
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  Speaker 3: You can't just be putting new policies in place when
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  Speaker 3: we already left. At least share it to my face,
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  Speaker 3: tell me I need to pay the money, And I
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  Speaker 3: would pay the money if they were like, I would
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  Speaker 3: bitch up to your face. Yeah, if they were pitched
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  Speaker 3: me out and I will bitch up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, But don't fucking put me in a situation from
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  Speaker 1: afar where you know I could talk shit on you behind.
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  Speaker 3: Your back exactly. And it's like, if I if I
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  Speaker 3: knew I was paying the money, like, I would have
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  Speaker 3: been like, Okay, can I have a bed?
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  Speaker 1: They were definitely talking, so can I maybe get.
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  Speaker 3: A glass of water?
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  Speaker 1: The fact that they're doing this so many weeks after
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  Speaker 1: the fact, No, they've definitely been talking shit.
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  Speaker 3: They're still thinking about it, They're stewing.
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  Speaker 1: They're definitely just like these motherfuckers. She's definitely chained smoking
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  Speaker 1: looking out the window. At like three am, like a
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  Speaker 1: pile of ashes, fucking kids fucking drinks. I'm gonna dock
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  Speaker 1: his pay.
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  Speaker 3: And if we weren't even drinking like from the bar
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  Speaker 3: a lot, like most of the drinks that we had
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  Speaker 3: were like the kids that works there went to like
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  Speaker 3: the town and bought shit.
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  Speaker 1: All the everybody that works at this place what's the
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  Speaker 1: place called?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to say.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody that works at this place needs to hit us
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  Speaker 1: up and we will unionize it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we will organize you.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be like Emma Goldman and we'll fucking talk to
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  Speaker 1: you on like the steps of the ranch or something,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll get you fired up and will either not work,
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  Speaker 1: will fucking go on strike. And the fucking four hundred night,
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  Speaker 1: four hundred dollars a night. Guess we'll have to fucking
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  Speaker 1: clean their own shit and plus their own toilets the
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  Speaker 1: entire time.
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  Speaker 3: Four hundred dollars a night too, dude. It's like for what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I don't know, I don't know what it's like.
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  Speaker 1: Is it nice?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's nice, but I mean, dude, four hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 1: A night, is it like a bed and breakfast?
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  Speaker 3: I guess the meals are included and shit.
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  Speaker 1: So that's kind of like a bed and breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get down with a bed and breakfast though, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to just have like rooms in a house.
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't like that.
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather stay in a shitty hotel than a bed.
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  Speaker 3: They were in they were It wasn't like that though.
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  Speaker 3: They're in cabins.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so everyone has their own cabin. Yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: that kind of sounds sweet. It's like a little glamping situation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's very nice. But still, I mean, dude,
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  Speaker 3: like it's one thing to charge us while we're there,
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  Speaker 3: charging us two weeks later and taking it out of
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  Speaker 3: his pay when you know he's making literally like so
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  Speaker 3: much under minimum wage.
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  Speaker 1: This must be frustrating because there's literally nothing you can
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  Speaker 1: do about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what can you do about it?
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm trying to theorize, I'm trying to even get
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  Speaker 1: like crazy about it. And if we're not going to
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  Speaker 1: give out their name and we're not going to go
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  Speaker 1: legal about it and we're not.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna should we make a distrack? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that yo was fucking getting the booth the top
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  Speaker 1: on wax. Yeah, indentured servitude is whack.
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  Speaker 3: I just feel like him. I just feel like the
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  Speaker 3: the the idea of them being like, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 3: charge these kids who were there. I'm gonna charge the
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  Speaker 3: guy that works who's worked here for two years and
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  Speaker 3: dock it from his pay. It's like he's been there
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  Speaker 3: for two years. Yeah, I mean, dude, that would be
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  Speaker 3: like if one of my buddies got a slave mindset.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah brainwash.
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  Speaker 3: No, well, yes, it's a cult. It literally is a commune.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: But it would be like if if if like we
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: brought like when my buddies came my buddies came to
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: the office one night with one Friday night when they
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: were visiting New York, they came here and we didn't
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: touch the booze, were night sober night never. But it
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: would be like if if all of a sudden, Dave's
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: just starts removing money from my paycheck. Who that you
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: can't remove money from someone's paycheck.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Docking people's pay it's not like a thing. I think
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: that it is a thing. I think they could dock
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: your pay, like.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: If a minimum wage job, if you like broke like
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: a like you worked at McDonald's and you broke the
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: ice cream machine. They're not gonna be like, all right, well,
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: we're gonna have to take this from your pay.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: You don't think that a fucking corporation like that isn't devious.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: You don't think that they're just like we're worried about
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: the bottom line. Like there's somebody in accounting with like
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: no soul. That's just like, yeah, like he broke the
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: he broke the whatever, the vending machine, he broke the
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: milkshake machine.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: It's just like ranch people. It's like, come on, at
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: least pretend you're a ranch person. Ranch people don't dock
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: other people's pay. It is very Yeah, while we're sleeping
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: on the fucking hardwood floor, that is ranch, that's right,
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: eating two week old leftovers.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe they just wanted to give you like a desperado story,
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: just like that is some fodder for a country song.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Wait, I got something else happened too that I wanted
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: to talk about. Well, like this was also what we
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: were there, just to like to subscribe how how crazy
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: the boss was.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Was she it's a woman, Yeah, she single.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I didn't all The only interaction I
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: ever had with her was surely you knewbies would know
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: to wash your hands before eating, and I was like,
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: I'm not washing shit.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I'm taking this horse manure right to my hamburger.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: I didn't wash my hands. I refused to. I went
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: over and I pretended I turned the water on and
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: I held my hands around like this, like this was
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: the stream.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: As an act of silent defiance, Yeah, against corporate greed.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: I was like, look, I'm not gonna follow the herd.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna get this hand foot in mouth, real
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: fucking yeah, I'm gonna get this bird flu from.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: I was like, I was gonna wash my hands.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Until you said something, ma'am. Who'd you call a newbie man?
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: Crazy? What a crazy bitch?
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: That bitch is crazy? And we don't really condone saying bitch.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: I don't call people a bitch ever. I've never heard
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: you say the first time I've ever called someone a
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: bitch in my life.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: And even if she was a man, this would be
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: bitch behavior on her part.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: If it was a man, I don't even know what
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I would have been saying. Oh, you would have just
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: brawled with him. Yeah, rough and rowdy brother would have
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: had to come to fist.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Rough and rowdy.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's getting the octagon and fucking settle this. Yeah,
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: it's ridiculous.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Just choke him out. This is I mean, this is
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: a bad situation.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: For a review. Definitely be leaving a review. Is it reviewable?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Is it a situation like that where you can hop
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: on Yelp and really let let your feelings be known.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Some places can take the bad reviews off, though.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: No can they. I think sometimes sometimes they peg you
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: to take them off. That's a real thing. They'll they'll
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: they'll say like we'll give you a gift card or
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: something if you take this review.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Down, because it's that damaging to the business. Yeah, hit
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: where it hurts their pockets.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that a going here.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Nobody's going there now once they know that they have
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: their workers. I mean, minimum wage has got to be
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: fifteen dollars in a lot of states, they have their
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: workers working for a fifth of minimum wage.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I mean minimum wage in New York is probably fifteen.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I think it is fifteen. I think Massa Chuos is
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: like thirteen out there though, it's like, lo, why I
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: don't know. And I was telling my buddy that because.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I was fined will kill you.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was telling him to move to New York
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: because I was like, you'd probably be better off working
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: in New York making fifteen an hour and then like
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: for the summer, because he'd make more money and then
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: he could just move back to Denver. He'd have more money.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is he just trying to make money?
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: No, he just like wants to work in a kitchen
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: and he worked. He's like one of the head chefs.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Well, they only have kitchens in Wyoming.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I mean it's a fun time. Like they
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: just basically like party every night because it's not a
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: real ranch.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Well, they only party in Wyoming.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: It's a commune.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: They only have communes in Wyoming.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: It's probably true, No, that you could go to a
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: California commune. There's got to be better back. He's going
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: to California next summer. This is last year at the ranch.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: It's a very commune hopping move to do. You got
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: to hit California. A little bit surprised he hasn't hit
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: up Hawaii. Maybe uh yeah, maybe pop out the Hawaii.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: But you've been Hawaii. My Native American voice sounds just
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: like my Hawaii voice is tough, like, oh this is Hawaii.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: We are a proud people. Do you think that's Native
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: American or Hawaiian.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that was. It just sounded like yourself.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: It was Native American.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: It was tough. We'll work on that. Yeah, put me
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: through the fucking rigor bro Yeah my stomach.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: You just don't have enough life experience. You are getting
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: lit up for not having enough life experience.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: I know, you got to be the dumbest thing I've
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: ever heard in my entire.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Life, Like, uh, you're going on?
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I was, I was just drafting up tweets last night,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: but then I was like, nah.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Stewing on shit.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was pissed. That was in a horrible mood.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Chef of the draft Dump out the dumb oout the drafts.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's just like it's just crazy to assume that.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: You know, first of all, I'm not acting like I
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: had any like like, what are the life experiences that
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: you're looking for? Like they people want me to have.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Like I said in my examples where people are mad
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: that I didn't like fight in a war before working
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: at barstool, or people are mad that I wasn't like
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: laying brick for ten years before working at barstool.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: You should just lie and say you did that shit
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: and uh just be like I don't talk about it.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was that it was fucked up. Yeah, oh dude,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: he's been through some shit.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Also, it's like, no one knows anything about my actual
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: personal life, right because you've been through some shit. No,
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: but it's like no one knows what jobs I had,
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: like what I did, where I grew up, Like obviously
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: I grew up in a fine town, but like I
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: moved multiple times, Like.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's got it. I had to be trying.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: I've lived in three different cities. Moving's tough. No, But
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: it's like what other life experience, like what life experience
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: to other people have? Yeah, you've never experienced real loss.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: You can't have a podcast.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: You can't have a podcast. That's what Nick and kn't
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Be were saying. You can't have a podcast until you've
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: worked in a cube.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's just like they just sound so stupid.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: It's like, Okay, so hypothetically you have real life experience,
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: but you're still not doing anything and you're not funny
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: fucking roast these people, bro. But it's true. It's like
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: fucking focus on yourself. Also, just try enjoying things. Not
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: every single thing has to have like a downside.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: But didn't you get just give up optimism in yourself?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: You autimism was going great for you, and then you've
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: given up optimism and now you're fuss.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. People say like, oh, he's
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: not funny, oh this yet, But like, if you're gonna
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: say I'm not funny, just say I'm not funny. Don't
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: be like trying to make up these elaborate reasons as
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: to why I'm not funny.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: They're jumping through hoops to make you not funny.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like just tell me, just say, oh, he's not funny.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: That's fine, I'll be fine with that.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: But like going into detail, Yeah, that's beyond the fucking pale.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: It's because he doesn't have It's be honest, needn't have
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: any life experience. He's never been through what I've been through. Yeah,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: you've never slaved away at a office, Max.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: You gotta start moonlighting as something. If you've got a
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: different job, what would it be, I don't know, but
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: like what murderous taxi driver? Yeah that would be fire.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: You've never you've never driven for ubery. It's you've never
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: been put through the wringer.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Everyone does think they're about to like deliver for Uber eats,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: get a bunch of life stories, like get some real experience.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: You're gonna sit in a car and listen to like
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: a podcast for ten hours a day, or.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: You're just gonna tell the other people who hop in
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: your car, like, oh, you should hear what the girls
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: talk about it in here. Yeah, I've had that conversation
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: with a fucking billion Uber drivers. They're like, oh yeah,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: when girls are in here, they start talking crazy, like all.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Right, man, you're gonna wear a mask in here. Man,
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: that's deal with me.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I'm all vaxed up, so uh, you don't have to
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: worry about it.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Get the vax. But I mean, between us, I love it.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: They just always assume you're on their side too. COVID's
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: not real man, you know that right. Pop that thing off?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Seriously, man, you're making us all look bad. You're weaking
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: in the call. Rip that thing off.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Man. I don't want to kiss me. I don't. I
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: don't want people driving by us and seeing you with
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: that mask.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: You're making me look bad. It's a small town, man,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: You're gonna fuck me. People talk around here, all right,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: go make me look like an asshole, or people at
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: the gym will just start talking to you about it, man, like,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: oh man, I'm glad you weren't wearing them. I was
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: about to take mine off this fucking thing. Man, I'm
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: tired of it.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Myself breathe with this thing on. It's like I got
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: a fucking muzzle on my fence.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: And I always agree with people like a, oh, yes, yeah, of.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Course I poke holes in mine. Actually easier to breathe
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: a straw hole.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I drink my soda right through it. I don't give
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: a fuck. I just pour liquid through it like a
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: tea strainer. Just dowse my face. I just copped his
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: shirt right out front, for uh from that that standard.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: That right now?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: This, Oh, that's cool shirt.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: This fucking Avatar the Last Airbender.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: That's a nice shirt.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Have you seen this ship?
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I have not.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: You haven't seen Avatar the Last Airbender.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I might have seen it when I was younger. I like,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: I've seen parts of it, bro, And look at the collar.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: It's it's the real Avatar Last Airbender merch. It's not
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: like knockoff merch.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure it's.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Not Bro, this is the real Avatar, the Last Airbender shit.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: And that movie come out like fifteen years ago.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying. It's the real merch that
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I just held up. Well, yeah, it's fucking it's brand new.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you had that thing in a vacuum sealed.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Bag and dude, they look how good it looks? Ten bucks?
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah for the real shit.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: If it's not even a gill it's printed right on
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: this ship. Bro, this is the real Avatar Last air but.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: It's still got the plastic uh I know, thing in there.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: You're gonna rip it. That would have been hilarious if
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: just the whole shirt.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: It just dissolved, It just absolutely disappeared. You had just
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: caught four shirts from the from the dude on the corner,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: on the stand in the corner. People are just selling
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: shit in New York.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a guy outside of our apartment who
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: was selling shirts that just had schizophrenic on them.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Was he selling to like you just to contextualize like
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: homeless people?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know, just said schizophrenic. Don't me, I'm just schizophrenic.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: New line, new line that.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I just dropped, schizophrenic.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: It's pretty fucking sick because it just kind of like
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: makes you think about the ship that you just like,
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: what even is real in this world? Yeah?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Like we're we all be schizophrenic.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: It's deeper than the letters on the fucking shirt.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Think about your think about your thoughts, man, that's just
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: being schizophrenic. Your thoughts are a voice in your head.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, don't.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I don't even have a I don't even have an
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: inner monologue though now.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: You just say everything out loud.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I'm just one of the ten percent.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even is that a thing?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Have you seen that that like ten percent of people
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: don't have an inner monologue?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: No, I have a heavy inner monologue.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I think that that's just bullshit.
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Even while I'm talking, there's other shit going on up here.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: You're just talking, there's another conversation going on. It's just
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: like a loud couple at a restaurant.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, have you ever heard of like, like, uh,
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: should have got a schizophrenian shirt. I know that shit
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: would have been awesome. Have you ever heard of like
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: it's fuck, what is it called exploding head syndrome? Have
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: you It's a real thing. It happened to one of
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: my buddies, his head just exploded. No, no, you're like, oh,
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: that's not what exploding head syndrome is.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Your head doesn't actually.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Going to bed, and all of a sudden, you just
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: start hearing like overwhelmingly loud like sounds in your head
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: and it just like doesn't stop. And it's happened to
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: him twice. Anything audio was like a schizophrenic Like he
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: started looking up like symptoms of schizophrenia. What their schizophrena, schizophrenia,
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: schizophrena say it? And he said the first time it happened,
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: it was like a loud it was like a children's choir.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: And he said that it just kept on getting louder
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: and lesster act progressively as he was trying to fall asleep.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: What yeah. And then the second time it happened, he said,
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: it was just like people just like slamming like symbols
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: and shit together.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: What yeah, dude, Well, you know that a bunch of
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: our audience is hypochondriacs. People are going to be convincing
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: themselves that they have that shit.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: It's terrifying.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: That sounds bad. But now that I hear, like, now
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: that I know what it is, I'm definitely at some
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: point gonna be like, wait, is that.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: What this is? I want to look it up because
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: he tells me exploding head syndrome. He's told me about
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: it multiple times, but I don't really know if I
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: believe it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Ehs' I mean spontaneous human combustion. That's a thing that's
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: probably like a whole different thing. I think that's when
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you actually just blow up, when a body just blows up.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Exploding head syndrome EHS in parenthesy is.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: An under I've got a HS. Actually, it's underrecognized. What
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: paris parasomnia? Am I saying that?
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I think that's how it's technically pronounced paris omnia?
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: How would you pronounce it? I don't know.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not looking at it. Parasomnia, Yeah, paris omnia. Oh
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: you your instincts are great.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Exploding heads take Exploding head syndrome is an underrecognized parasomnia
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: characterized by a complaint of sudden loud noise or a
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: sense of explosion in the head that usually occurs at
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: sleep on set. What the fuck?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I know what causes it? And how do you obey
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: it causes?
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: I think it's caused by stress.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Damn, I'm surprised you didn't get it first.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: I'm never getting that ship. I don't really have I
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: have been having I think my body has stopped producing
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: melatonin because I have been having this weird thing that
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: happens where I'm like asleep, but I'm not asleep, like
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: my body and my like most of my body is asleep,
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: but then like my my my head is not a
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: sleep paralysis. No, it's just like I'm like there, but
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: like I can't get all the way there. And how
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: long does this person like masturbating on zola? Just for hours?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just like sweating, but you have no sensation
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: of orgasm.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: It goes on for a while, and then eventually I'm
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: like all right, this isn't happening. So then I get
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: up and I go to the bathroom usually, and then
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: I come back and I pass out.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: For hours or is it like hours?
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah, I'll be like chilling because I'm like half asleep,
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: so I'm like sitting there and I'm kind of just
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: like not gonna move because I'm like, well, I'm asleep
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: right now. But then I'll be like fuck, I'm not
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: falling asleep, and then I'll wait, I'll look at my phone.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: In like three hours have gone by. You don't want
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: to disrupt it, No, because you think you're gonna go
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: under it any second, But you don't.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Fuck should do you keep a like pad by your
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: bed and write down ideas?
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Any good ones lately?
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: No? But I do every time that I'm on my phone.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: No, actually, not one good idea.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Every time that I'm like trying to fall asleep, I
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: always come up with ideas and then I write them
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: down to my notes, and I wake up the next
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: morning and I'm like, nah, that sounded like a way
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: better idea when I was when I was three am
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: and I was hallucinating.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: But how do you know, though it might they might
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: be good ideas.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Most of my ideas aren't that great. It's like one
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: in every ten.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: You're a volume shooter. I feel like you got to
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: just put up a bunch of bunch of ideas and
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: then a couple will come true. It's better that than
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: just never putting out any ideas. We're just always sitting
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: on shit trying to perfect it.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: This one just says raise awareness for Afghanistan.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, what like?
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Uh oh, this one's funny. A school shooter who is
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: bio on Instagram was shocked the world.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: See that's a good idea because you know how it's
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: like a big like sports like motivational thing.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Shock the world, shock the world. Anything is possible. Oh,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: this one was I was gonna rewrite the Maclamore song,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: the one where he's like, when I was in the
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: third grade, I thought I was gay. Maybe I shouldn't
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: say this.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I think you should well edit it out.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say when I was in the third grade,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: I thought I was autistic because I can name every
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: single model of train in the world. That's kind of fire.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, these are good ideas, but it's tough to even
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: go to your phone because then you get that blue
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: light back in your life. I know.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Well, that's why you gotta throw on the the orange light.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: What the fuck is the orange night shift? What the
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: fuck is that? It's makes you know, it's last blue light.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: So like I usually throw that thing on until I
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: fall asleep. I downloaded TikTok again yesterday. How to force?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah I forced you?
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: You forced me to Yeah, I was worst. Why it
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: is so bad?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Who did you see that? What you thought was bad?
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Everything?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: What about that dude that uh, he'll like turn he'll
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: he'll like make himself fall into like a big glass
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: of water. He's got like sixty million followers. He'll like
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: walk through a keyhole and then he'll be in like.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Zach Kenney Beach. Yeah is Zach King? What about him?
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Is that his name? Zach King? Said?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Zach something?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Zach something? Yeah, what about that?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Fucking dude? I feel like he's got a massive following
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: and it's deserved, Like he makes great shit, it's a
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: good following, and it's just it's not.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: He's not a magician. He just like knows how to
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: do like after effects.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: And what's wrong with that that he.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Calls himself a magician?
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: You wish that he was an actual magician. Well he'll
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: be like everyone's like, how does he have a huge
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: following if magic is a real.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: I have nothing against him, nor have I ever said
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: anything about him in my entire life, except for right now.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I wish I wish he was on my for you page.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: My for you page is a shit show.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: You have to really dig to get him.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: What do you got to just scroll endlessly? It's dude,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: it's like a mind suck. Do you ever go on
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: it for like ten minutes?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, no.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no one's ever always TikTok for less than
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: an hour.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Even if you're like shitting or like in line for
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the grocery store. No, I'll just stay in line here.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: I literally saw a comment that someone it was like
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: the world's biggest plane, the world's biggest plane taking off,
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: And I checked the comments and someone goes, which it
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: was pretty cool to see. It was really weird. It's huge,
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: didn't look like it was moving fast, but it was
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: going like seven hundred miles per hour.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Why did you want to see what people had to
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: say about it?
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Because I just clicked on the comments and someone goes,
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: they should send this to Afghanistan to save the people.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Not a bad idea comment below that is why they
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: did nothing for us, And it's just got like ten
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: thousand likes. And I'm like anyone who's seeing that and
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: being like, fuck, dude, that's so fucking Afghanistan never did
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: shit for us, Like, what's wrong with you?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: But don't you think that it's uh, people just are
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: trying to get the top comment.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: No, I mean maybe I don't know if they're just
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: trying to say dumb shit like be offensive.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: But it's like I think that it's just like people
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: want the top comment, so it's like, what are people
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: talking about right now? Afghanistan? And then people find the
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: top comment, and then they want to have the top
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: comment under the top comment, so they say the thing
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: most opposite of what the top comment is. I think
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: that if you broke down the psychology of the commenter,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I think you would have a lot less animosity towards them.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know. And it's just like the comments so dumb,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Like I posted that TikTok and some dude is like,
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: it's just like people just comment things to get the
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: top comment, and it's like they try and be like
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: random and he's like, he's like, very funny. Now show
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: me your social Security number, and it's how like ten
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: thousand likes. They just delete those comments. I'm like, I'm
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: not letting you get any likes on this.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know you could delete comments. Obviously you
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: should be able to down on them and delete it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I'll utilize that going forward. But that is the dumbest
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: fucking comment that I've never heard.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be like they just all comment the exact
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: same shit. So we're all here at nine am ten
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: thousand comments, like if you comment that, you're a loser, But.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Being first on a video is exciting.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Though. If you're looking at a video and you're scrolling
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: every video and you know is anyone else here at
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: this time, it's like, dude, you need to go outside
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: and do something. Do you think that? Or make a video,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: just do anything besides, Like nothing in the world is
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: less productive than that.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: But it does get under people's skin, like, yeah, I'm mine,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: exactly why I deleted the app. And that's why people
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: want to do it though, because they know it'll get
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: under your skin. Oh they don't know.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: It gets under my skin though, they do it because
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: then all the comments are like OMG, why are we
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: all here right now? And it's like because the four
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: you page put you all here, there's ten million of
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: you on the app at the same time, Like it's
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: not that crazy that you're all there at the same time.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: A thousand of you are seeing the video at the
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: same time.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: The one thing Stephen Jay was asking the other day
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: is like, how do you link a YouTube video? And
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: like why TikTok is never gonna let you off. TikTok No,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: TikTok's not gonna have a link to some somewhere else.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: It's just gonna be another link that fuck sling shots
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: you right back into TikTok fucking way further. Hey, you've
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: been scrolling a long time?
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, you want to do it a little longer?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't you keep going? Doesn't it feel good?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: All you have to do is swipe me away.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: It's just, dude, it's just an endless time suck. I've
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: never felt worse than when I have gone TikTok for
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: more than twenty minutes. Less productive, Yeah, I'd rather do
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: like anything else is more productive, and it just ruins
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: your attention span. You think, yeah, one hundred percent?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: What about Uh? What about that Bukowski you were cracking into?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: You leave chuck behind.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: I've given up on everything, on all literature, given up
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: on most positive things in my life.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Fuck the gym.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: You're back in the gym, though, back in the gym hard.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: You're back in the gym.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Had a great leg day yesterday went way too hard though,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: felt like shit after.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and now you feel like shit because the fucking
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: processed meat you've been eating. Man, I've been telling you
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: get off of that shit. Man, discussed put that salami
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: stick down.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Brother, it's so bad. I've been eating this chicken from
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: a place called Stickies, and come on, bro, it's a chain.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Don't put sticks on blast.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: I'll put the stickies on blast. Really. Yeah, So you've
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: been pissing out of your ass from water just pouring
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: out of my asshole.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how that happens. Is that an accident?
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: When that happens, it starts and it's just like like,
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: it's like and then also it's just like and it's
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: just like it literally sounds like someone's just dumping a
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: bottle of water into the toilet, and I'm just like, oh,
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, what did I do? Yeah, I'm like
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: all I ate was chicken and it's cooked, it's not raw.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: But it's like, Hugh, I'm not undone with it. I'm
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: done with Stickies. I'm out on stickies served in the
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: middle of a city. Yeah, New York is disgusting, my
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: foul place.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: My toilet this morning just started throwing shit out of it.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: An arm came out of it, and it was just
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: chucking turds of shit out of my toilet. You had
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: an overflow it and it was like, Uh, everything was fine.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I flushed and then immediately it all overflowed like not.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Just like to the top level, spilling out.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Started spilling that shit water started spilling onto my bathroom.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Fucking isn't that the craziest sound you've ever heard.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: It's terrible.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: It sounds like someone's dumping buckets of water on your
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: floor and it's just shit. It ruined so fucking I
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: had to put a pizza box on the floor so
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: I could like go to the bathroom before I went
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: and got cleaning supplies.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: That was the first week before you would hit up
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: coals and got in the cleaning supplies.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I cleaned the fuck out of the bathroom. Actually,
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: it was a war zone in there. Really. There was
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: black mold and there's definitely black molding there.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Your roommates stuck behind your back and say that you
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: don't clean.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: No, I cleaned the entire kitchen on Sunday and it
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: was a fucking mess.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Was it because you had felt guilty because you didn't
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: clean before that?
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: No?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: When I lived with a bunch of dudes, the fucking
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: it would get so dirty in the fucking kitchen.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. It was like dirty but it got
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: dirty the point where I was like, all right, we're
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: gonna get rats here if we don't clean this. Yeah,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: the fucking sink has a parapla. It's just fucking The
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: dishes are all overflowing. There was trash everywhere. There's like
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I I'm cleaning up, I find just a piece of
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: pizza on the floor. I'm like, dude, it is this
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: a frat house. We're men, we're adults.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Here, Come on, boys, who's piece of pizza? And then
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: you tack it to the wall. Whose pizza is this?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Fella's house meeting?
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: And then of course, yeah we had to have house meeting.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Of course, Owen's been using my shampoo. I know he's
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: watering it down every time he puts it back. We
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: did have a little bit of an incident recently where
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I got home and there was just someone clearly had
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: been sleeping in my room, which I wasn't a fan of,
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: and I confronted them and no one said anything. I
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: texted in the group chat and I was like, what's up, boys,
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: just got back to the plate, Just go back to
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: the apartment. Uh, it looks like someone might have been
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: sleeping in my room. No worries. No, where's all good,
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: but in the future, please let me know before that happens.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: You said that I got back, there's like ten vitamin
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: waters in my room. I was like, I don't drink
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: vitamin water.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Much less ten. That's expensive.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, straight sugar in this dude.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: The way that you prevent against this, this is kind
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: of a life hack, but the way that you prevent
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: against people from sleeping in your room is you always
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: eat chips in bed, and then anytime they lie down,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: it's like a minefield. They're just fucking covered in chips,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: covered in oreos and doritos.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I think they had people over, and I think someone
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: just crashed in my room, which like, I don't care
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: if someone does that, but just just give me a
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: hats up, you know, just tell me, really someone slept
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: in my room before one will be like, hey, can
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: my buddy sleep in your room?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Book? Yeah, sure, I don't care, and you just you
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: just need to know before him.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: I had like money out, I'd cash out on the desk.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm counting. I'm like, I don't even remember
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: how much was her originally. I don't know.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Bro, you sounded kind of like a Karen.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Found some drugs in my room, illegal substances.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Did you do them now?
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Threw them away? Really? Yeah? And I asked, I said,
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: someone's drugs are in my room. No one replied, down
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: the drain. They went down the drain. Oh yeah, flushed
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: those things. That's whack.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, dude, I'm kocking dea.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: And now I've got like, this isn't even my sweatshirt.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: It was just in my room. I don't know whose
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Haven't you been wearing that sweatshirt for the last four shows?
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like we haven't. Like it's just it just
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: happens to be bad timing.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Go outside, buy a fucking last Airbender shirt. Bro, I'll
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: buy one for you. Can I buy you some shirts
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: from outside?
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: No, I'm actually gonna go to a thrift store I
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: think today.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Oh very cool.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna pick up some gear. Oh wow, I
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: gonna steal from the poor L Train vintage or what.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to Salvation Army Buffalo Exchange or what
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: what is L Train vintage? Because I don't know anywhere
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: to go shopping here, And like someone was like, oh,
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: go just go to Dick's.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: No, cops some under armory.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think a good place to go if you
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: want to get a skin tight shirt that just is
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: like work hard, play hard.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Not even though it'll have they'll have like some Buffalo
• 39:47
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• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Nike some like fluorescent Nike running gear or some shit
• 39:55
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• 42:05
  Speaker 3: you do get it, we still won't because you signed
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: up for policy genius and sass attacks to kill. Yes,
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: I just wasn't. I wasn't gonna throw the K word
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: in there. But cats out the bag, kills out the bag.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Let's get back to the episode. Let's get back to
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: the episode. As a child, Dix was awesome. No, like
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: any kind of sporting good store. I never liked that
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: kind of clothing. I never liked the not for the clothes.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: For like the balls, for like the fucking uh like
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: the baseballs, and like the football aisle and shit like that.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: That shit was cool.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: The guns aisle, too, was cool.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I would fucking go through the bows and arrow sort
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: of the fucking four by four asle or the shoes,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: but not the fucking uh Camo hunting gear or the I.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Would always go to the guns aisle and I would
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: talk to the guy who worked there, and I would
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: be like, what kind of gun here could cause a
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: lot of dimh in a very short amount of time.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I don't I'm not interested in reloading. I just want
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: to keep going.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Can you help me out? I don't think. I'm not
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: thinking Reludin is gonna be much of an option. I
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: think I can help you out definitely.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: They're definitely the most knowledgeable person in the store, and
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna leave their post. They'll be able to
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: tell you everything about everything. They're fucking geniuses in the
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: gun section.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: They're out though, right they don't sell guns and dicks
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: anymore at Dick's.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: You have to go to Walmart.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember when it was like Barnes and Noble
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: has stopped selling guns. That might have been an Onion article.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: It's when all the stores stopped selling guns. There's like
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: some random ass like fucking bed bath and beyond.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: That is funny as fuck. I wonder what the most
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: obscure store to ever Like you think you could ever
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: just buy a gun at a gas station. Walmart sometimes
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: is the only store around though you need Walmart has
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: to sell guns, and the place where you need guns,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: that's where there's only Walmarts.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: I never shot a gun, and I want to.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: It's scary, dude, it's spooky.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: They had shooting at the ranch and it was either
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: that or go hiking, and we chose to go hiking.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: But I really wanted to shoot. Yeah, I just wanted
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: to feel that power.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: It is fucking powerful.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to imagine everyone's saying I have no
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: life experience and shooting.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Them shooting a plate in the air.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how was this for life experience?
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I went to a for a video for a rough
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: and rowdy we were We went to this ring girl's
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: ranch or something like that where she and her boyfriend
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: shoot explosives from far away and they blow shit up.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: And for the final shot, she was gonna shoot like
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: a fucking fifty cow from fucking from distance.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: How big is a fifty cow bullet? I like this big?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a fucking slug like you could.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fucking insane.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: But uh I know, right, I know. Anyway, No, this
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: lady was trying to shoot these explosives and she's leaned
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: up against the car and she has a safety off,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: and she's in her sights and she's getting ready to shoot,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: and our cameramen are getting set up, and like a
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: cameraman like steps out and like he just walked into
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: her range of fire and she was just like completely
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: ready to shoot, and he was just trying to get
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: a better shot. And he like jumped back and was
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: like and he just started cursing her out because he
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: was like, it's the least gun safe thing ever.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Like that's like, oh, would he walk in front in
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: front of her room? He didn't know, Like she was
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: coming around the corner of a car. She was.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: No, he was a bone lance. Expose him, you know,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: he was a freelance. It wasn't his fault. It was
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent of the woman with the gun's fault.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: To make sure that nobody's like scurrying around and that
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: everybody's set. But like we were seconds away from watching,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Like I think about it all the time. Actually this
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: is just dark. But if just him have an exploding
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: head syndrome and just getting his head fucking actually blown up, Yeah,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I'd rather have your buddies kind of exploding head syndrome.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be fucked up. But they but he
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: in a great shot though. That's like that scene this will.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: This will make your head explode.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Rough after effects on that were crazy. No, his head
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: really blew up. My dad.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: That looked like Bud Dwyer out. It was incredible. Especial effects.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Who is that a barcel effects apartment Michael Bay is
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: trying to approach them.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: My dad went shooting when when he was younger, and
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: he said that he like his buddy had like a
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: bunch of guns, like snipers and shit, and they would
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: shoot like they were shooting in like some field. And
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: he woke up the next day and his whole arm
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: was like bruised from the kickback.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the fucking worst, man.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: I hate the kickback, No, dude, is a bit fucking
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: but nothing worse than the kick.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Eventually you get used to it, dude, saying with pulling
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: back a bow and arrow. One time a bunch of big,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: strong bodybuilders came over to my house while I was
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: playing with my bows, my long bows, and I was like, hey, man,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: try and pull this back. And they couldn't even pull
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: it back. They don't have the right muscles. Really, yeah, really, shooting.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: A bone arrow was always very underwhelming.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Did you have to do it at summer camp or
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: some shit?
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Now? One of my friends or actually multiple of my
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: friends had them. I might have had one, actually too.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Every everyone had a bow and arrow when I was younger.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: It's always very underneing.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I did not actually have a bone arrow. You really
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: had a bone and arrow.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: I think I was like not strong enough.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: To do Yeah that you have bodyboning muscles.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Now I could do it. These days. My back is
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: fucking jacked, is it? That's all back muscles? But you
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: been doing roast bent over roast, cable flies of roast,
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: lot of flies.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: The but we had to do it at summer camp.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: But we just had little bitch ass bitch ass arrows. Yeah,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: it's just it's a very sweet summer camp thing to do.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Probably one of the best activities.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Of Definitely getting shot with an arrow would suck because
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: like there's probably like a solid chance that you live and.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: It's going all the way through, but probably like staying.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: There, yeah, and someone has to pull that out. It
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: is just might pinch a little bit and.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: At least it's like a metal tip like an old
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: an old school arrow with like a just a stone
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: at the top, like ripping that back through. It's is
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: that what it was designed.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: What it's designed for?
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Just rip your organs out.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like the same thing as like
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: a hook, like what like a you know, like a
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: fish hook, and now a hook has the thing on
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: the end. It's like that, Yes, because like, so it
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: makes it so they can't get off once they're on.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: When you go to a museum, do you go to
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: the room where all the weapons are in?
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Is that the first room you go to?
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Of course, of course all the armor. Yeah, just check
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: out all the swords and ship I'm on the same
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: type time, and I'm like, man, I would love to
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: have this, Like I will put this helmet with this breastplate,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: this sword, and I would fuck everybody up. Yeah, there's
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: no doubt in my mind. Armor can't have been that
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: that useful or anything.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Its slowed people down. That shit is heavy, yeah, or
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: I guess you me. I'm definitely more of a tactical guy.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: I would just be in and out fucking in the
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: dead of the night. Yeah, of course. That's why I
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: ident definitely see myself as more of an assassin and
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: one of the frontline fighters.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Just swooping in. I go up to the Prince's room,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: slid his throat, Yeah, to the princess over the shoulder, Yeah,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: of course, make sure she's safe.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: He didn't hurt you, diddy. I'm more the hero of
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: the story in my all scenarios, no.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Matter what what time I was born, in no matter
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: if I was an anime, if I was on some
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: fucking Viking shit, if I was Norse.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: This is how the people think that do like paintball
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: consistently in their life, that they would have been if
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I ever told this her about how I went paintballing
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: when I was younger and the guy like held us hostage.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. He made you do the dishes.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: I think I've talked to people always make me do
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: the dishes. I think I've talked about this before. I
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: like went paintballing when I was younger, and we it
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: was like my fifth grade birthday party, and we were
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: like sitting there. It was like me and my buddies
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: and we all are like posted up in this uh
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: like little cabin because it's like a set. Basically, it's
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: like a it's like a yeah for paintball. Yeah, I
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: set like a like a set, like a sett. Yeah,
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: I understand. And we're like sitting there in this little
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: room and this guy comes in with like this massive
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: fucking gun. He's like forty years old, and he's like
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: he's like, all right, everyone could put their hands up
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: or I'm gonna blast all of you and we all just
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: like walk out with our hands up and we're like
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: ten years old, and he's like forty dude, Like if
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: you were gonna stand there and just unload on all of.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Us execution stud like someone tries to run.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Oh man, that was crazy. It was fun. Though. I
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: would like to go paintballing again sometime soon.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I guess I would as well. But the fact that
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: that guy just marched you out, he definitely uh like
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: thinks he's a Navy seal.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: No, that's what I meant, Like, those are the kind
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: of people who was like he probably went back to
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: his wife and was like, yeah, pretty solid day. It's
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: about the uh pretty soliday. At the course today, I
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: had to teach some young boys a lesson took a
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: usy on him.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I bet he just fucked the shit out of her
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: because he felt like such a man, and he didn't
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: even tell her why.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: He's like, wow, really, what's gotten into you? A couple
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: of boys, actually a couple of young ins.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Line them some ten year old boys fire them off
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: execution staff. It just like I saw in Hinler's list.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Firing off people execution style. Paintballing would be the craziest thing,
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: or like making them getting a dick ditch that you
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: dug or something like that. All right, everybody lie down,
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: face down. Yeah. The guy who's like in charge just
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: to make sure everything's going over smoothly, just stumbles across them.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Dude with like ten kids lined up with their hands
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: behind their backs. What are you doing, Richard? The hell
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: is going on over here? There's a fifth grade birthday party.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: All right, get down with these boys, Because I think
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: when we did it, like when you go to those
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: places for the first time, I think in your head,
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: you're like, oh, we're about to play like two on
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: two with my buddies. You don't know you're going in
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: with like a bunch of like ex Marines.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: People who go there every Sunday. It's like their activity
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: and they have the gear. They're the ones were going
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: to dick spoorting. It's yeah, people, if there's a whole
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: paintball section.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: I used to play a lot of air Soft when
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: I was younger, and that was the most underwhelming thing ever.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what Airsoft is. I know who
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Airsoft fatt He is, and I didn't even really know
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: what Airsoft was before that. It's realistic looking guns that
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: they give to people that they want to get shot
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: by cops or whatever. How does it work?
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: It's just like a realistic looking gun, but like it's
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: like a spring I think it's like spring activated and
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: it just shoots these tiny little pellets.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: But like like BB guns or what's it? How's it
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: a bivvy gun? But like but like a little more serious.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: No, No, BB guns are way more powerful. But like
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: obviously there's some airsoft guns that are like super strong.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: But like you, when we were younger, we had like
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: the pistols and it would be like you'd be like
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: trying to play with your friends and you'd be shooting
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: it in the wind, would just be like taking the bullets.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: You're like, damn, this is really underwhelming. This shit is
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: just dumb. Yeah, paintball is cool. Like paintball, like if
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: you're if you look out of know, it's just like
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: the better option.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Gun toys are just the best toys. Though.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: I was big into rubber band guns when I was younger.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I was so just being able to wrap him around
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: your finger and shoot him.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: No, real rubber can't.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Come and you'd peel him back and you they was
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: once thor.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: It was like a revolver and had some prairie ship.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: It was sick. We used to play with them all
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: the time.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: That does sound cool though, any kind of gun though,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: super Soakers, do you think that iPads are ruining gun
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: like are ruining gun toys?
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: No, kids don't even play with guns anymore. The fucking
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: lips fucking I pads sheeps on the left.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Seriously, I heard super Soaker is gonna have to go
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: out of business. Super Soaker is making masks. You get
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: the super Soaker VACCINEID.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Just like every other pit bull on the left. What
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: does he say in that video? You know that you're
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: not that guy video?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Just look at every other pit bull on the left
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: follow the hurt.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: That guy does have an abnormal amount of testosterone in.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: A most masculine person on earth.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, just so much. And it's not even his fault.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: He's just genetically blessed. Yeah or not even Maybe it's
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: a curse. He just has to poor guy just has
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: to walk around with h bowling ball balls between his legs.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: He's probably uncomfortable for him.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Dude, he meant he bossed up that guy recording so
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: hard it wasn't even funny.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised people haven't followed up with him that you're
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: not that guy pout guy.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Usually when you follow up with someone like that, it
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: turns out there like a neo Nazi or something. Yeah,
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: but like the fucking bagel boss dude. He was a
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: dude in the bagel shop that was five feet tall.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Of course, how could I ever.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Forget found some other rant of him? And he's just
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: like racist as fuck.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just a guy who just dumps out opinions
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: into the world.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh and usually they're pretty bad, and he's he's.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Angry at everything, and it's not usually irrational anger. He
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: doesn't carry a lot irrational anger. But probably saying with
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: this guy though, at least he's uh so like fucking
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: masculine that he would just like stick by his stupid
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: ass takes whatever they were. Yeah, I'd like to track
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: down You're not that guypel guy.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: I know I would do. We should have him on
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: the podcast, should we dig deeper?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Or at least he should be like selling some kind
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: of class or like he should have a radio show,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: or he should be inspirational speaking.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: It should be called man up.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Like most of the speakers that I see who talk
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: about being in alpha male like, aren't that alpha? No,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: they're not, and they're not as alpha as that guy.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Like he should at least have a cassette tape set
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: or something, or an infomercial or some shit that where
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: people can buy into. You're not that guypelp guy.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Where do you think he's from Illinois or something?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Midwest? Somewhere Midwest. Definitely had to be in the Midwest.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: You're not that guy. Trust me, pal, You're not that guy.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: I would have been like, whoa, put the camera down instantly, Yeah,
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: you're right, you're right, My bad. I think it was
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: an argument about because he wasn't wearing a mask, right.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: It was in the beginning of the pandemic.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe not even in the beginning.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: I was at a comedy show last night. In one
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: of the he's had a funny joke and he was like, Uh,
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: are you about to tell the joke?
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: It might have been Dan Soder and he was like,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: tell people's jokes, though, I don't think you can, dude,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I really don't think you can, because what if you
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: want to keep on telling the joke or like make
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: money off the joke. You can tell the premise, but
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: don't say what his funchaw.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: I was not gonna say. I'm not gonna say it.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: You're right, that's the second time I'm trying to do
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: that today too. Well.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, you hear a funny ass joke.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: You hear a funny joke, and you just want to
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: tell it to everyone I know.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: And I feel like that's how jokes used to work
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: before stand up comedy, Like people would just tell jokes
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: and like make jokes. Like jokes would just make their rounds.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: It was a funny joke and it fit the conversation
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: and they were more like public domain. But now joke
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: people are so precious about their own jokes that it's
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: like people I know, they don't want you, like, uh,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: that's bullshit. Bro ruining their special makes sense, though I
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: respect it. But we should do like just like uh,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Sports Center does like the Top ten. Like you don't
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: want to watch all the stand up comics, so we
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: should just like go watch a bunch of comics in
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: the city, and you could come watch our program and
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: we'll just tell like the best jokes that we had.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: It'll be like a highlights reel.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: These are the best jokes we heard. This is what
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: the guy said, how he said it exactly.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: I'm doing a stand up show.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Let's fucking go dog in.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: September.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell some of your jokes?
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I will when I'm doing the show. Bro, I'm
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: not gonna give me exactly. Shut up, but yeah, if
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: i'll be the.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Set of a boy dad to listen to other people's jokes,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: not ours.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: That'll be an opportunity where people can come see me
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: if they want to see me, because it'll be a
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: real show.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, there'll be sellable tickets.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it won't be a uh, it won't be an
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: open mic. I'm in the building. When is it? I
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: don't know. The guy said he would let me know.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: He was like, he was like, can you do it
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: next weekend? And I was like, no, I'm not going
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: to be here. And I was like, I can do
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: it anytime after September sixth. I'm gonna this is how
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  Speaker 3: full hard.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so fucking funny.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: I hope you. I hope it's not long. I'll be
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: doing to do like seven minutes seven. Yeah, I don't
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: want to do anything over that. I don't want to
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: do like fifteen minutes at all.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: What about three minutes of crowd work at the front
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: will make it even ten?
• 58:17
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• 58:18
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• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Just wanted to double chet Brooklyn Man. Things have changed.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Comedy is a lot softer here these days. Every single
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: comedian last night, Man did New York's turned into San
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Francisco with the woke shit? They all say that most
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: likely your joke just isn't as funny as you think
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: it is. They all like to blame it on it
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: being like, oh, New York is so woke. It's like
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: everyone's here, we're here for a stand up.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Show, and everybody's saying the same shit.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, every single comic said the thing about New York
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: being woke.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't just complain about the circumstances that you're in.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: That just doesn't make for a.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: But apparently it's a thing. People say that, like they
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: go to other cities and like the crowd goes wild
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: at their jokes, and then they're and then they're in
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: New York.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: But why talk to New York about that?
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Like why just get off your chest? I guess people
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: are just.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: All fucking frustrated. Yeah, also stand up comics left to
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: be like, just got out of a relationship, and then
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: no matter what the crowd says, they'll be like, all right, thanks,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: whether people will like applaud or like don't applaud and thanks.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I've seen so many fucking people do that.
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  Speaker 3: I had a joke like that, did you really my
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  Speaker 3: first time doing it?
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just got out of a relationship, Thanks God.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: I didn't do the thanks thing, though, was more funny.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I think being able you could talk about just get
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: out of a relationship, but just blaming like whether people
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: cheer or don't cheer.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: It must like an attempt to like awaken the crowd,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: guarantee reaction.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Crowd, Yeah, thanks.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so I'll just go fuck myself then, geez,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: you guys are a handful bro Acknowledging that you're fucking
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: up is not a good idea. I think it is
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: like it at all.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: I think it's a good that.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: One needs work, all right, that one's gonna need to work.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: I think that that's and.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: I lost you guys. They always say shit like that.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: It's annoying eighteen U one with your jokes. Hey nobody,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah really really I did that.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: In a battle rap one time. I tried to like
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: freestyle something at the beginning of the round. I was like, oh, nobody,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: and it got a fucking crazy reaction.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: That happened. That literally happened last night. Someone came up
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: and they were like they did, like did some joke
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: relating to the other person, and she's like, wow, I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: did not think that was gonna bomb. And then the
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: crowd starts laughing, Yeah, look well it did bomb.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Well it bombed. The crowd starts cheering for you.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's just like, oh, yeah, you suck, and
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: we're all acknowledging it, just kidding everyone there was actually hilarious.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: It was probably the best stand up show I've been to.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: And it was weird because it wasn't a lot of
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: like people that I knew. Most of the ones you
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: go to, you know everyone, this one. I knew two
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: people and it was like seven comics. It was a
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: long show. It was like two hours and everyone was hilarious.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: We can still find some stuff to complain about, though,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll find Yeah, we'll find something a bit
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: about them.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: Don't worry.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: We recognized that it was good your sure life work
• 1:01:40
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• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: But well we'll find something. Yeah, we'll find something.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: We get to that about him of pretty fucking sure,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Pretty fucking sure. You know, so uh rough and rowdies
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: coming up. Yeah, you're not gonna be there.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: But also when this comes out, it'll already have happened.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: It will have already happened. But also the next episode,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna go to You're gonna come to
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Kennessau State, Kannessa State, and this is a confirmation. Oh wait,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: that will it.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: In the ol State? Is that what it's like down there?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: We're going to Georgia, right? Is it your first.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Time in Georgia?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And the South State. I wanna start packing lips
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: when I get down there.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Big time. You got to call everyone Bubba, Hey, Bubba,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: what are you all talking about it?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I was actually just out in ranch in Wyoming
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: at Wyoming Way yeah, out West. Pretty good people out there.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Tell you know, they charge you a buck fifty for
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: a room. Let charge you about a buck and a
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: half for a night. Look at the guy, look at
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: what do you think I'm Joe? Do you think I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: am Jeff Bezos? I ain't made the money. Yeah, who
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: are you? Howard Johnson?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Yourself?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: Do you think I am Mark? Mark, Fuckerberg? Whatever? That
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: son of a bitch his name is. Anyway, I paid him.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: I'm good for it.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he knows I'm good for it. I looked the
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: son of the bitch dead in the eye. I say, look,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: I'll scrub your dishes, I'll do your laundry, but I
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: ain't paying fifty dollars a night. And get this a
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: fortnight later they charged me. Anyway, That's how I imagine
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: it is out in Atlanta.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: And uh, it's just Atlanta is like, uh.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Just kidding. I don't imagine it's like that at all.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: I imagine it's pretty much like every other city.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: It's north of Atlanta, though, so it's not going to Atlanta.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: I think we'll flying to Atlanta and then it's probably
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: forty minutes north.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: I think, ooh nice, nice, and.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: So hopefully that'll be more country. We gotta go to
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: some country. Shit, we gotta go something privately owned.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: But by this, by the time this comes out, you
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: will milk. The milkshit would have will have already happened.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: So you want to react to it. It was last night.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, while I was fucking insane. I can't believe that
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: one dude said all that racist shit. But I'm not
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: that surprised because he was in Atlanta.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: No, he actually did it. He would have of not
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: being racist.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They explained to us why it wasn't.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: It's actually not racist, and I'll tell you why.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: Well, guys, if you're listening to this, room was murdered
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: at the milk Fest.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: And and god damn, god damn did it hurt?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Ouch, what is this that we're going to do.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: It's a milk It's a milk milk fest.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: What the hell is a milk fest?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: They're having milk chugging competitions?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck yeah. So it's gonna be a lot of
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: throwing up. I imagine they have to throw up a bunch.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind that they're fucking
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: puke and a ton.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean, you drink enough milk you throw up.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: But it's uh.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: I thought that it was something where they would all
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: be chugging at the same time, like a hot dog
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: eating competition where there's a stage of people all chugging,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: but they do it in like heat and people go
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: head to head with each other. Oh wow, and there's
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: like seeds and like so like the two seeds going
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: against the three seeds, just like a top build matchup
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: or like, h they shut down these streets. It's and
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: they do it at night under the lights and ship
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: How do you get into milk chugging? It's like you
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: drink glasses.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: No, it's most people.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: It's pretty quick.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: I think it's genetics. For most people, their parents did
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: it before them. It's like race car drive makes sense.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: You probably have a stronger stomach or something. Yeah, is
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: it all whole milk? I think that there's probably divisions.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: It's like lightweight, heavyweight, skim milk, two percent whole milk, buttercream.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: Black ted boys get kicked out of town, the soy
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: milk boys. Almond milk. Brother, you you're you must be
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: in the wrong part of.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: We don't drink no milk around here, son, is that
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: oat milk or goat milk?
• 1:05:44
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• 1:05:48
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  Speaker 3: That is my Tim Dylan impression. I want to make
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  Speaker 3: Impression though I tried to do it again the other night,
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  Speaker 1: we're fourth generation Trump impressions in this family. You're not
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: gonna fuck this up. You do it, Ron, You're gonna
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: do the wall.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: You're not about to pull me down with you.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Do it. You have a good one, and I've heard
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: it before. Dude, this isn't the you're you're nervous. That's
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: why you're like afraid to do.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: It, because after it's like going on after somebody's not
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: going to judge you. It's just going on after somebody
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: who judge, like going on after someone who's bummed. Oh
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: mine was better, yeah, exactly, yours was better than that.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: We're not going to judge you. D You're gonna build
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: a wall. Yeah, they're gonna build a wall.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Sounds like I don't even get no, you do Donald
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump being the joker.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: Though, Yeah, why so serious?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Zilian. That sounds like Barry Manilow.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: I don't even know who it sounds like. But it
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: doesn't sound like Trump.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: That sounds like Barbara streisand I want.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: To see him, met, I don't even know who it
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: sounds like.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: You sound like Fran Dresher.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: We're gonna build I'm gonna stop doing it.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: You sound like Wayne Brady.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: People are gonna end it. People a gonna shut off
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: the podcast.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are raids throwing their phones right now.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: Stop. He doesn't have life experiences to be making Trump impressions.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: You've only experienced Trump to be able to make impressions up.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: How old were you when I when Obama.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Got out office? I think like three.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't fucking know shit about what Obama was
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: doing was just kick kicking, feet up.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Bro, do it, do it? Do it? Do it, do it,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: do it, do it. It's my feet up.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: This boy saints your living room. Son, What do we
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: live in a barn?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: He's popping adderall before this podcast.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: You're about to kick up and be relaxed.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Bro, I just went to took a piss. Now I'm
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: all giddy. Yeah, gotta got a clean tank, empty tank.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: You got your ship out of your body? No, I
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: didn't really, so you're just still carrying.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: Fortunately it is still in there.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: You got a license to carry ship around. I got
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: a license to carry a massive dukie.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: I have a license to carry the massive, massive dukie.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: You sound like Delilah.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Delilah.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: You know who Delilah is. Delilah's like the radio show
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: host who is syndicated who people would just call in
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: with like their relationship problems and she just that's how,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: that's what you sound.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: The only radio that I ever listened to is Maddie
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: in the Morning in Boston. Who is that Boston? Who's
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: Maddie in the Morning. It's Maddie in the Morning. He
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: was funny. Funny dude, he's still on.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: What do you do like War of the Roses? Yeah, hey,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: we wanted to send you some roses. You have anyone
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: special in your life?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: No, you would just like talk.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Sure, the girl that I'm cheating on my wife.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: With, you would just talk. It was good. It was
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: good radio.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: What kind of talk political?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: No, too bad, just like it was like the yak.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Really he would just let it fly, just let it fly,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: just let it rip.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: I love to let it rip talking about pop culture
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: shit like that. Yeah, John Stamos or whatever.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: You know what I hate? Woke people, wilke people, ruin everything.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: Was that good?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Alright?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: I'm getting better. I could tell I was better.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was better.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: I was brewing up in my mind for a bit.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Do you think that you know what?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: I hate woke people? It's so bad.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: You're like doing it. Going at different pictures, going a
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: different pictures. Of harmonica.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: Find to see where it's at. You sound like a kazoo.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: I'm tuning myself.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta tune it.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: I'm tuning myself to the Trump.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: And you've got to get the pitch of Trump.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: There's nothing more than impersonating the president. Anyone who personates
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: the president where former president serves the chair, they're treason.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: It's treason to I remember when we had respect in
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: this country.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there's none of that anymore. No, people
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: just making jokes Orange man bad. I remember when comedy
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: was respectful.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: Not anymore. And that's a damn shit.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking tired of that shit. I'm fucking pissed off
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: about it. I won't fucking have it. No, So we
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: uh doing? Is there gonna be another ad? We try
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: and sprinkle another ad? I know it's close to the
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: last ad that we did, but let's just let's just
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: pepper the fucking people with that.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna leave a lot of gaps open for as
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  Speaker 3: it up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna sell our own ads this episode. We
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  Speaker 1: talked to sales and said, you guys aren't really doing it.
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  Speaker 1: You're not really pulling your weight.
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  Speaker 3: You're really getting it done. You're not really doing what
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  Speaker 1: I just walked through Times Square the other day. I
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  Speaker 1: saw six hundred billboards and none of them had my
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: face on it.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Call Her Daddy had the billboard.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had a billboard.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: If you're doing Son of a Boy Dad Bingo, you
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  Speaker 1: can check off Call Her Daddy and Jeff Bezos so
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: far true.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think anyone has seen a billboard of a
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: podcast and been like, huh, I should check that out.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: We're like an album. I feel like I've seen the
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: most random people in front of billboards in Times Square.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like everybody gets one eventually. Yeah, it's like
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: a hole in one if you're a golfer, like if
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  Speaker 1: you just play long enough, Fielder, just have a billboard.
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  Speaker 3: I saw, I saw a TV show, I saw an
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: ad I saw an ad for a TV show on Netflix,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: and I think I watched it. I think I went
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: home and I was like, what was that ad that
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: I saw on this on this because there was like
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: a it was a whole trailer playing on in the
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: ad time.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: Oh it was.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: It was so it was like a TV screen essentially,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: you just watched the commercial. Yeah, it wasn't like a
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: stagnant billboard.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: No no, no, no no, I'm talking.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: About like just a still billboard, a still frame telling
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: you to like listen to an album, or a still
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: frame telling you to watch a TV show.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: I hate doing it. Ever, I'm not falling for it.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: I would have loved to get my face on a billboard.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: One thing about the Irish though, where uh we're not
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: uh perceptible to advertisements. You can't advertise to the Irish. Ever,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: you can't fucking say shit to us. You throw an
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: ad at us, a targeted at and Instagram ad is
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: not gonna take one.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: We don't let the capitalists aside what we what we consume.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: That's what Freud said about the Irish.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: Well I'm not Irish, actually, Oh what so bro?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: This whole time I thought you were fucking Irish.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: Bro, We're gonna have some albums with that. Oh you're British. Yep, yep,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: I know, I got I.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: Damn, Bro, that's fucking whack. Have you ever been to England?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: I have when I was in seventh grade? What was
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: it like? It was good? It was basically just like
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: New York but better. It's not really that like crazy.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: Like you go to Rome and you go to Paris
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: and you're like, whoa, these are cool cities. You got
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: to London, You're like, oh, this is just like they
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: have like different colored they have like telephone booths everywhere.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: It's just like the rearranged American flag. Yeah, it's a
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: criss cross.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: They stole red, white and blue from us.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: Fucking London, I know, dude, just fucking whack those fuckers.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: All right, how long or how long do we have?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: I think we should be all right, let's wrap it up?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: You ready?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: You don't as soon as we started talking about your
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: your time in London, you try to wrap up it up.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: What happened in London? What happened in London?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: Bro? I just don't want to talk about that. It's
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: not your fault. I can't talk about it right.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro, you got ear on some serious repression.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: Shiit, London was the worst these days of my life.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: This is the great repression.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: What happens? You said, I don't have any life experiences.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: If you knew about London, you would eat those words.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: You would not be talking right now.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: You would eat those words almost instantaneous.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't be saying shit instantly. I got stoned at
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: a pub and not with we. People threw stones at
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: me like.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: A euro trip did they? Rabid soccer fans attacked me? Oh?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: And what is your thoughts on Reese on saying a
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: joke that a comedian said. Roan stopped me twice today
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: because I was like, oh, we read a comedy show
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: last night and blah blah had a really funny joke,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: and then I was about to tell the joke and
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: he was like, don't say it. Ah, Yeah, you're not
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: supposed to do that.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: Really, I feel like it's ethical.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: What if I told you personally personally would be fine?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: Personally was fine? Laugh on another platform. I've heard so
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: many comedians tell other comedians jokes on like Joe Rogan.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: I think that why don't who I don't listen to,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: by the way, And if.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: You're filling out some of a boy dad Bingo, there's
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: Joe Rogan. Some people should have full boards by now
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: let's go to barstools, stored slash.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: You know, we start talking about more the war in Afghanistan, yes, bro,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: all wars.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: We should be talking about that Korean War. Yep, Fucking Vietnam.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: We should be talking about Vietnam and how we never
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: should have been involved in it.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: How they sent us home with our fucking tailors between
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: our legs.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: Which reminds me of goddamn disgrace.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: Seriously, wouldn't it happened if I was alive.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: Let's just cut it here.