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Reading Ally's Jail Mail · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I really appreciate it.
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  SPEAKER_00: 3386.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course, the official ball buster of the Scott and Allen show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_00: He goes, uh, not a good look, Scott.
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  SPEAKER_00: Getting your butt kicked by twigs on the weekend and then a screen door.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, by the way, 3386, where were you when we were in the midst of lumberjack mode at the house?
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't see you over there to give a hand, so that's one of those things that if you have a friend who likes working out, then they're the friend to call.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everyone else, it's like moving.
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  SPEAKER_00: We look like a bunch of fat old men taking these things down.
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  SPEAKER_00: It just did not look like a great look.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I know I remember at one point Sarah and I were really into working out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not that we're not, but like we were really into working out.
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  SPEAKER_01: And a friend of ours was taking some trees down, so we volunteered ourselves because we wanted a good workout.
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  SPEAKER_00: Where I should have done this job 10 years ago.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, for sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: We would have been over there easily.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now I'm give me the wood.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, mm-mm.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's the same with moving.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're moving?
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  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I'm busy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, that's too bad.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's so rare that I'm gonna help you move.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna tell you the name of my bocce ball team in a second, but before I get there.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm ready for that.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, I've never played bocce ball.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know rules.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know how you play.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, me neither.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yet you're forming a team?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: But first, I gotta hear this story.
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  SPEAKER_01: First, I'm gonna read you my jail mail.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: My jail mail.
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  SPEAKER_01: You got jail mail?
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  SPEAKER_01: I get it from the same guy all the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one's extra thick.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it came from Attica this time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, this one's wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Must be listening on the app.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think he moved.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, for sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think he moved.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think he moved.
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  SPEAKER_00: They would have moved him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's get that frequently.
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  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of moving.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's weird is I just like have this little cough and I didn't have it until I started touching this envelope.
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  SPEAKER_01: That always makes me really.
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  SPEAKER_00: Listen, I'll uh I'll it's anthrax.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, let's see.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what I really don't like?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what I really don't like?
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  SPEAKER_01: He always talks about my boobs.
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  SPEAKER_01: What else?
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  SPEAKER_00: What does he have to fixate at this time?
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  SPEAKER_01: He always calls me tickle bitties.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's he humongous hungalonga no no logongus.
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  SPEAKER_01: And also calls me big Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: I really have an issue with this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, tickle bitties.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's up, Big Allie?
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  SPEAKER_01: I love you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I am fixing to see you and see what happens.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you can be going back to Anacum.
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  SPEAKER_00: Does this mean he's getting out soon?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna guess not because I know a little bit about this guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: You do.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, of course.
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  SPEAKER_00: You probably investigated online.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he uh is in jail for murder.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well then, you know, unless the 25's coming up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh but we'll see what happens.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, uh sensing you sensing you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I think it's sending you the Constitution.
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  SPEAKER_01: A poop?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, what it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, not a morning constitution.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, what it is is they have so much time on their hands.
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  SPEAKER_01: Look how thick this is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my lord.
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  SPEAKER_01: They have so much time on their hands.
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  SPEAKER_01: They will like rewrite things like the constitution just to occupy time?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then send me the handwritten.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh what's the first uh first part of the constitution?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: What way to pass history, Allie?
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  SPEAKER_01: What's the first part of the constitution, Scott?
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  SPEAKER_00: We the people.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it starts with we the people.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I'm more interested in the jail mail.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know enough about the constitution.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um we get away with the First Amendment every single day here on this show.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, let's see.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um right now I'm working on the what's the VSTA?
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  SPEAKER_01: Does anybody who is in the jail world know what VSTA is?
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  SPEAKER_00: VSTA in jail.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, of course this happened uh to be uh searched before.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, I wish I can see them big old biddies.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you see he's like obsessed with my boobs?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't really love this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Vista detention facility.
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  SPEAKER_00: Often called Vista Jail.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So he's working it's in San Diego.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's way out west.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, maybe he's working, uh he maybe he's working to get back there or something.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: But he does ask me, do I miss Cleveland?
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  SPEAKER_01: So okay, now we're off of the boobs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you miss Cleveland?
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  SPEAKER_01: He must listen on the app.
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  SPEAKER_01: Must?
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  SPEAKER_01: I know it's still on the east side, but you live in New York now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Guess you visit when you get a chance.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe more.
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  SPEAKER_00: Two weeks ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh anyway, uh, he loves traveling.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, where?
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  SPEAKER_00: In the green van from the hill to Attica?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, I was part, I was in the seeing the highway and the terrain, et cetera, et cetera.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so it must be he's either in a bus or in that van.
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  SPEAKER_00: Which I was behind that van yesterday at the uh Cedar Street McDonald's getting Diet Cokes, and I couldn't help but think to myself, is there a felon in that van?
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: While they're getting their nuggets.
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  SPEAKER_01: Love you, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Behave and stop your dang running.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I want to exhib I don't know what that means.
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  SPEAKER_01: I want to exchange letters and gifts.
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  SPEAKER_00: Alright, well, he did give you one present, the Constitution.
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  SPEAKER_00: That was it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Besides commenting about your boobs?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, there's some other stuff, but you can't.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, is it juicy?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, not really.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Alright, now open up the Constitution.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let's see how he did here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_01: His handwriting is so hard to read.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it looks like, first of all, he wrote everyone who was there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: So John Hancock the biggest?
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  SPEAKER_00: Did he do that?
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  SPEAKER_01: Next to my tickle bitties.
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  SPEAKER_00: John Hancock and Allie have something in common.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're the biggest.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, anyway.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you want to know my boccee ball team name?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh in a minute, yeah.