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49: Nurse Fired for Having Affair with Hospital Patient |#isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Vegas in the twilight of your career. Would you do
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  Speaker 1: a Vegas residency.
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  Speaker 2: Caneli, You wouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Are you coming back to comedy.
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  Speaker 4: Or you think I'm gonna come back?
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  Speaker 5: I just right now, I don't want I don't want
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  Speaker 5: to talk about anything in particular. I'm just like, I
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  Speaker 5: just need to kind of get excited like a songwriter,
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  Speaker 5: like I need to experience it. I need to get excited.
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  Speaker 2: Again Angelo comedy, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Because I don't be on the road much. I'm tired
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  Speaker 5: of l A rooms like, I'm tired of that. I
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  Speaker 5: don't want to. I don't want to perform for them.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to make them laugh no more.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care that I get I'm tired of I
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  Speaker 1: don't get jaded all from Canel rules.
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  Speaker 2: But you turned down the.
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  Speaker 5: Wall when I stopped because I didn't want to. I
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  Speaker 5: don't want to make nobody look bad. And when when
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  Speaker 5: Tony asked me recently, I was I was burned.
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  Speaker 3: I was over.
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  Speaker 5: I would have been looking bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it. Brittany asked me to do a show,
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  Speaker 1: and I was just like, I need to take a second. Yeah, you,
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  Speaker 1: comedy is not something you can approach from the wrong, right,
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  Speaker 1: you need I know, y'all, don't never stop ever.
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  Speaker 4: This is all that's all I'm good at. Though I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Have I don't have a lot of skills.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's the one that I'm good at.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a lot to act, but I don't
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  Speaker 2: feel like doing all this.
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  Speaker 3: You can act.
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  Speaker 1: To Dustin, I followed you because he did a video
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  Speaker 1: with John John about living in Portland. This man, Dustin said,
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  Speaker 1: I just wish I could live in a Mason Jar.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta know who this man. That's
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  Speaker 1: the funniest thing I heard. Also being around Portland, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, this is exactly, so you do have that.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's yeah, there's so much I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: go somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The best thing about the strike is, I mean I
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  Speaker 1: don't have to act like I'm auditioning the yeah strike man.
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  Speaker 3: Otherwise that being there, Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: There's like's like offered a writing job recently for a
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  Speaker 6: show and I'm like, that's a job job.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to go to a building.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you turn it down.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't want to shower before were nine am
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  Speaker 6: and got to put on an outfits. Yeah, put on
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  Speaker 6: my bow tie back in the I know what.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want a boss.
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  Speaker 4: I can't. I could never have a boss again.
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  Speaker 2: On that Yeah, stand up ruined me. Yeah, you can't
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  Speaker 2: for regular ruined.
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  Speaker 4: You ever say no to a job?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: You want to say no to everything?
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  Speaker 4: The god I like I had. I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe I won't say the number, but we there was
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  Speaker 6: a I got offered a gig this week.
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  Speaker 4: The umber it's not it's not a crazy number.
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  Speaker 3: It's thirty.
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  Speaker 4: It's not when you first start commenting.
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  Speaker 6: And it was like an hour from my house and
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  Speaker 6: it was only like twenty minutes and it was like
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  Speaker 6: this like conference of speakers and I looked at.
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  Speaker 4: It and I was like, oh, they all look like douchebags.
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  Speaker 4: And I said no. And it was the best feeling,
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  Speaker 4: just saying no to work.
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  Speaker 2: That's good.
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  Speaker 4: That's good money.
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  Speaker 2: That's good money.
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  Speaker 1: Me and Tony be getting offered stuff on the same
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  Speaker 1: email chair and before I even see the email, Tony
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  Speaker 1: has turned it down.
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  Speaker 5: So what'll turn down? Like, what's the criteria for turn down?
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  Speaker 3: This was a corporate gig and those are the absolute worst.
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  Speaker 1: There's stuffy, Like I did one for a company I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna say in case they come back. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: in a different part of my life and I remember
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  Speaker 1: being on stage telling my jokes and my body escaped
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  Speaker 1: behind me, and I was watching myself and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to do it when.
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  Speaker 3: I felt like and I was just like the corporate gig.
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  Speaker 3: I would much rather.
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  Speaker 1: Perform in Louisville for like one hundred and fifty people,
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  Speaker 1: undefeated and energy, than for like a thousand people at
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  Speaker 1: a corporate gig and ten times a day. I'm grateful
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  Speaker 1: for that. I can turn stuff down, but corporate gigs
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  Speaker 1: are not.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it's the cost of as soon as you boocket,
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  Speaker 6: you dread it. You know that's on the calendar somewhere,
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  Speaker 6: so it is more than the hour on stage.
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  Speaker 4: You're thinking about it, sure, and then you got to
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  Speaker 4: go do it.
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  Speaker 3: This was across the country, and then you got to.
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  Speaker 6: Act like you care about their company and you'd be
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  Speaker 6: nice to people, and then you got to do it,
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  Speaker 6: and then you're embarrassed after.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot man and corporate, like corporate America is
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  Speaker 1: just yeah, I don't like.
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  Speaker 6: Well, the difference this way I don't like corporate gigs
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  Speaker 6: is in stand up you are the boss in that room,
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  Speaker 6: your alpha.
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  Speaker 4: But you're not at that corporate gig. You're a court jester.
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  Speaker 6: Yes they will, yeah, yeah, they're at you going dance, joke,
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  Speaker 6: monkey dance.
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  Speaker 4: And then you're like, for the right price, I will.
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  Speaker 1: Because then the check You're like, you know there's yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: That's there's always I've said no to gigs five times,
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  Speaker 6: and then the number keeps getting higher. You're like, well,
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  Speaker 6: all right, I was wouldn't sell out for I start twisting.
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  Speaker 6: I start thinking what would my dad say if he
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  Speaker 6: saw this email, if he saw me say no to this,
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  Speaker 6: he'd be like, I raised you wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Full time. Take the gig.
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  Speaker 4: Don't forget where you came from, the cover of people,
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  Speaker 4: have the brand.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have the worst forty five minutes or
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  Speaker 1: twenty five minutes.
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  Speaker 4: That's how I view it.
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  Speaker 6: I always uh John christ and I says, I say,
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  Speaker 6: there's a brown bag of money waiting for me. I
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  Speaker 6: just gotta go there for a couple hours and then
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to grab this brown bag of money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: because it's it can be a big number sometimes, But.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking about. The Vegas thing.
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  Speaker 1: I was remember George Uhal question.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was saying. He was like, I come down
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  Speaker 3: for my penhouse.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I got one show at ten o'clo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I wouldn't necessarily do this, but I get it.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, I never have to even switch the
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  Speaker 1: material up.
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  Speaker 6: No, go back upstairs, tell you like this is your
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  Speaker 6: your ugly mama got the stairs.
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  Speaker 2: I would do a residency for a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Will travel is the worst part of stand Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I would do a residency in Vegas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to do five.
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  Speaker 2: These week though. Yeah, I don't want to do every night,
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  Speaker 2: every night, every.
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  Speaker 5: Night like Thursday, Wednesday through Sunday, Monday through.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Saturday, because every night there's a bit much.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, come on, but you're gonna work for for
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  Speaker 3: an hour.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's easy work and I can go down then.
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  Speaker 6: As long as as long as I'm big enough at
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  Speaker 6: that stage in my career that I don't have to
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  Speaker 6: worry about it filling up, because like the residencies are
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  Speaker 6: pressure if you're not famous, like if you're.
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  Speaker 3: As you're big enough.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, if I'm big enough that this is fine.
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  Speaker 3: Get yeah, yeah, like a knock to be a residency
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  Speaker 3: now it's like.
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  Speaker 2: What was there, that's the place to be. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: The worst part of the stand up is touring like
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  Speaker 6: you better come to you, you better? Are you better
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  Speaker 6: than boys? The men because they're there?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah. I ran in to Sean at the airport
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  Speaker 1: and he was like, I was how do you like
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  Speaker 1: the residence?
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  Speaker 3: He was like, it's the best thing ever. I leave
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  Speaker 3: for work Thursday midday, I come home Monday afternoon. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The money is great, it's fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: Little Yeah, stay in a nice room.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the room is gonna be fun. And you saving money.
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  Speaker 2: You live in l A.
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  Speaker 3: You go there for the weekend, you're put up.
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  Speaker 4: What do you play in Vegas?
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  Speaker 3: I never got I hate Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: I hate doing all this you.
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  Speaker 7: I hate it that Vegas worse than the past and
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  Speaker 7: I've never give great George Wall.
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  Speaker 3: Vegas has the most terrible that.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that would be different, But I've had
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  Speaker 1: Vegas to me has a lot of l a energy,
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  Speaker 1: like they literally have seen people with tigers like you, brother.
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  Speaker 4: It's a good show.
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  Speaker 2: The topper Field made us all disappear.
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  Speaker 7: Man is tough make the dating disappeared.
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  Speaker 2: You competing with a man.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good point you got more.
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  Speaker 2: Than just.
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  Speaker 7: Coming out from the back your voiceovers, right, where's the
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  Speaker 7: tiger they bringing?
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  Speaker 2: We in fogus?
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  Speaker 6: Man, I want to see you all tip topper Field
• 8:31
  Speaker 6: and here here's your space.
• 8:32
  Speaker 4: Where's your spaceship?
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: Like that, I can't just go across and have dust
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  Speaker 3: niggas and be like the thing about being white.
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  Speaker 2: And the table.
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  Speaker 4: We don't need the resorts, the stereotyped.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't work at a MC part time.
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  Speaker 7: You have to wear a bow tie, make the bull
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  Speaker 7: tie disappear, and where's the magic at were vegans?
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  Speaker 2: I got a family and man got my grandmother's.
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  Speaker 1: Vegas crowds are back.
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  Speaker 4: But if they're your people, that's what I'm saying. It's
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  Speaker 4: your family.
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  Speaker 1: The residency would be yours fans coming in to see usher.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's different than like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think you want the five days a week.
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  Speaker 6: I think you want the one weekend a month type
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  Speaker 6: a type residency.
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: Oh that's like the that's what Yeah, yeah, Chris Brown,
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  Speaker 1: Chris Brown has one of those grades.
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  Speaker 3: And Adele doesn't even work every weekend. She doesn't.
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  Speaker 5: He'd just be like dancing and doing cocaine. Like he
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  Speaker 5: don't really be like.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably.
• 9:29
  Speaker 6: Anytime someone's there a lot, like Bruno Mars is there
• 9:32
  Speaker 6: a lot? And I'm always like, I bet there's some stories,
• 9:36
  Speaker 6: but I bet.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if you go to Vegas a lot, I'm like,
• 9:40
  Speaker 4: how much is a lot? How much are you down?
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: Do you think Brunos?
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  Speaker 6: Now this is in public information, so when we're off
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  Speaker 6: the record here, Oh, I think.
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  Speaker 3: He just I think Vegas just pays well and something.
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  Speaker 2: Because he's hot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's a great show too.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not saying he's down in his career.
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  Speaker 3: Down the party, Oh for sure.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you mean when a hot you mean.
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  Speaker 2: Being broken. Man, get the money.
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  Speaker 3: I just random the Mafia raand Vegas.
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  Speaker 6: If you don't think that there's still some of that,
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  Speaker 6: well it's still sketchy.
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  Speaker 3: It's definitely still sketchy. There's a whole underground town where
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: people live underneath the city. I saw there's a whole.
• 10:33
  Speaker 6: YouTube that's where that's where I get booked living underneath
• 10:37
  Speaker 6: the city because it's it's hot.
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: They're homeless and they got like whole towns higher home.
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: But it's like.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Underneath the tunnels and stuff, because you know, it has
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: all like a whole underground set up there on YouTube
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  Speaker 1: on YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: I want to go.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: I want to go in of course, you man. Me
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  Speaker 1: and Tony was developing the show and I had to
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: put the breaks on it. We was like, we should go.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why I put the breaks on it.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, we should go like the most expensive
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: thing in this place and the most like cheap thing.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: And was like, yeah, man, we should go to the
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: hood and every place in the world. I was like,
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: he's like Brazil. I was like, you know what, city
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  Speaker 1: of God. I'm not going to the hood of no place.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: I'll go to the finance of the fine.
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  Speaker 7: But the hood, we gotta show the contract.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: We gotta show the contract. We out and see the contrast.
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: I remember when I was in Detroit one time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to walk, do my little exercise, right walk
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  Speaker 1: to the Whole Foods, got.
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  Speaker 3: My little lunch. I was like, let me keep walking
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  Speaker 3: two blocks over.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, Yeah, that food, the
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: Whole Food Starbucks combination is the beginning of gentrification.
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  Speaker 3: But they hadn't gone this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's still no, don't know, go back to the hotel.
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  Speaker 2: That's yeah, the real the Druid.
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  Speaker 3: Then we're selling blue nose pits across the tree.
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  Speaker 5: Still they're still like crying, like poor Kevin, he'll get
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  Speaker 5: shot at.
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  Speaker 1: People see me and they're like, he's a square. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to hurt him. He's not in the streets,
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  Speaker 1: topic which the comedians don't know about. Nurse fired for
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  Speaker 1: secret affair with patient who died during sex in the
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  Speaker 1: an affair with the patient for over a year, ending
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  Speaker 1: when the man died following a sexualcounter with her in
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: the hospital's parking lot in Wrexham, Wales. The man known
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: as Patient A, was receiving dialysis treatment and he died
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: of a heart attack during the late night meeting.
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: Like Patient D Loki, if he died, I lived a
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: good lot.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do you think?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Did you think?
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: Do you think he was like he felt himself dying
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: and about to finish, and he's like, I gotta what's
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: gonna happen?
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: First?
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Come on, just let me go one more time.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: I don't want to know.
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: If I would not, that's a different story. If he
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: climax and died, that's a happy that's right there. Yeah,
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: that sucks.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: He better.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: He missed dialysis. You got to get your dialysis.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: He was like the story, is this the best nurse
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: or the worst nurse in history? For him?
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: The best? Yeah, she didn't let no disability stop him.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Don't worry.
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: That's a nice little fantasy though, man, nursing you back
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: there and then.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Let me massage you up to what you what you're doing?
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: You?
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Why they come with you? Stop? Stop? Stop? What do Oh? Man?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: This is crazy?
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Is this con is this the coat clinching the sheets?
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: That's a good time.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: The word part about this is if they were having
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: sex in the car, that's where I draw them.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I just.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: When I'm done with I would rather sit on the
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: concrete than to have checks in the cars.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Tough man.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: It was like, I'm six ft.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: There's no comfortable car. You're catching cramps. You can't maneuver.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: You got to like an escalade.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: You can't got gotta go down, gotta be in the back.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: You're in the back.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: It was a van.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Van you can sound like the blanket down. That's the
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: whole difference.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: You're not in the car.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't count.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: But I'm talking about like front seat.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Wow, what if he's in the wheelchair? What if she
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: wheeled him out in the lot.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: You can't get you can't get maximum pumps in that.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's too much stuff, man, you ca the seatbelt.
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: Although one time I had sex in the car, she
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: rolled the ship out of me. Yes, I think it
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: might in the back, she rolled the ship out of me,
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: like her life depended on was the old apartment opened
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: up the trunk. Some room wasn't even the sun room
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: of the car. I'm like God, because I had to
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: lay the antake it because I can't. I can't put
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: in the I'm not small.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah it was.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: She was normal for the maximum bums life. But my
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: first girlfriend, it was like you know, at that time,
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: she met with her sister and brother in law.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: So we couldn't smash over there. We couldn't smash my place.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I lived with my mom, So it was like the
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: majority of our sex was in the car. Yeah, and
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: so I came up.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: But I had a big car. It was a sixty
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: seven Chevy Bell. We had the space. He was in
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: the back, one.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Two seats in the whole car. Man, we were back
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: there that you could.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Drive and get the big seats.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: The big seat, one long front, one long back. Like, man,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: you knew what it is.
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: We moved to the same little dark parking lot and smashed.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: But I was tired of it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: I was like, yo, when we finally got a chance
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: to smashing the bed man, I felt like a champion.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I can thrush. I just spread my lamb, my toe
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: and can get levered getting layered all my angles down.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Man, lord, I could get leverage. Just hilarious.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Man, you're like.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: A kid who learned how to play baseball in the
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: d R.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Was.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: This is a real feeling.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: I could do the best player here.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Mad positions.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: Now do this to the gloved He got real bad.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: We ain't got to look around with the cars pulling
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: up like.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: So, wait, how often was this, Tony?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Every week?
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: It was definitely weekly. And it was like, uh, probably
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: multiple days a week. Is because that's all we had.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: That's all we had.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: That's all you have.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: We would go to the same yeah location, old.
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: You know what time it is. How would you.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Let's get let's getting cracking straight lighter.
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: Book, agreed, chevy bell and big smash and then.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: Not with gas prices being not that's not married? Have
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: you ever married sex in the car?
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: No? Actually yes, in the church?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Man? Oh okay, care we.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Took the kids to the California. Yeah, like, hey, kids
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: running the Walmart.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: We already had it playing already.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: That's when you gotta do, like a week with the kids.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta do it when you gotta get away
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: from the playing it.
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: Though.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: I was pulled her aside.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I was like, listen, let's go to Walmart.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Of the things that happened in Walmart parking lots.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Actually, we.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Stayed in West Confina and came to l A. W
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: tell you how much money we have, We're gonna go
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: to l A. We're not gonna stay there. So I
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: was like, listen, listen with the kids, give them some pizza. Yeah,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: and we'll tell me go go to Walmart get supplies.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: But I got the church church on the side, absolutely
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: greater in the Walmart park Greater Life Church on the side.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: We parked way in the back, busted out. You know,
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: you find out the light that doesn't work back row.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Hand pushed the locks down, those big tall ones.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Shot, Hey, what's going on?
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: And that's part of your lure you out in the world.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: When if somebody catches.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Yeh man, good time man.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: It was fantastic. Came back, kids got in there, little.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: Smelling here. You'll know later. You don't know it when
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: you're a kid, but then you know.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: There was a moment when we remember when was in
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: the Little Rascals and they used to come down to business.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: We only had like a one bedroom, uh studio, so
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: the boys will being there sleep, like, let's go to
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: the car, have sex homember. One time we were like,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: you know, just yeah, just never mind, it's just we
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: will be home soon. Like this movie raps, like you
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: start thinking about other stuff.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: It's enjoyable. Man, all the allure when you have to
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: do it. When you're young, you have a choice.
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: You ain't really have bed yet you looking to that man, Yeah,
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: got the start of it.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: I was just happy to.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Be in the game.
• 23:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you're you're grown and you use the beds and
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: couches like the car. You can't beds and couches, food
• 23:44
  Speaker 9: times if you will, kitchen counters, bathroom you will.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: But back to the story. If I died like that,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: just put it in my obituary, you want, yeah, say
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: it straight up died. Yeah the thing he loved most. Yeah,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: he lived to the very end.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: It's crazy to me that they fired her. That's what
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: I mean for what she do wrong.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: Wife, because this is the nurse, this is the nurse.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Let me see.
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: I know what she live of the sketchy things that
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: medical professionals have done, like give her her job back,
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: give her her job. You got doctors in there prescribing
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: pain pills.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Put the man.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: She's actually she's actually helping.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: She's actually helping patients.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Patient.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: I got to see this man.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: It doesn't say he was married.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: They fired her because she brought on She brought the
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: nursing profession into disrepute.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: That's how they fired her. Why they fired her, y'all.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: There's no there's no victim. There's no there's no victim here.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: They have to make an example.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Doctors are the criminal because you have the other nurses
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: doing that.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he missed dialysis, Like you can't do that.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: You can't let it.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: He he made that choice.
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: If he got to choose between the nursing, that's his choice.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: They don't.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: You drapped him to the wheelchairs. My blood clean because
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: this is why I'm alive. This is why I'm trying
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: to live and do this.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: He lived, Yeah, give her a morning, give.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Her I'm killing killing is murdered.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Man that took his life.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Man, I took your soul.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: That would be full of confidence.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: Watch out, killed a man in the parking line. Watch
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: up if I flat line a woman, you can't tell
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: me ship she flat lined?
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: What yes? Toy ass up? You don't want none of
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: this girl. You're killing women out killing the coutchies.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: Flatline yeah, clear, yeah, clear.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Cause of death.
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: Man, cause of death guilt.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Put it in your little.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Putting over certificate.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Put it out top in the report. Man a doctor
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Tony Baker blew her back.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dislocated vertebrae everywhere, cause her to go into a
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: stat of shot penis.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: It looks like penis.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Doctor man case like.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: The corner, take his glasses off. Tony Baker is the
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: third woman this year. He's running rip.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: You start having a waiver and have sex with you,
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: and you gotta fill out the waiver.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Fill out the waves.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: You're taking your what's your insurance is us?
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: They called me the grim reefer man the after. You
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: better get your affairs in order.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: You gotta you.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Gotta well, do you have a willing testimony and.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: All your finances and order your family to alright, take
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: your pants.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Let me see your power attorneys.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: You might want to make you might want to meet
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: with the priest before you meet.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Slow bus. It's only like ten hold on, please.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: No, actually, don't have my return to.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Already, bro bait.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Every kids are gonna be fighting over the house.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Delver.
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• 30:00
  Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, we're doing the trust and stuff. When
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: you you're trying to find out where your kids will
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: go and the money and stuff, you really evaluate who
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: your friends and family is when you decide who get
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: your money? Yeah, who's gonna take care of your kids?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: You're like, of course this person. You're like, well, yeah,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: last three years they had issues with the tax especially
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: because they don't know.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: They're like, no, man.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: You can't somebody the money they're going to take it,
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: can't get money.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: You really, Yeah, you really start breaking down somebody's life
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: in that scenario.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: You go, well, religion are they He hasn't got a
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: promotion in like six years.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: My estate.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: He's my friend, he's great. I'm a drink with him.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: He can't watch my kids. No, yeah, but take care
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: of my kids. Mesure they get the money.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you just get like a p S five
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: as an adult is a game with my son. I
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: need some to raise Hell, you.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Got to find people where money don't really.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Move, like, yeah, they need to be richer than you ideally.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: No, no, not necessarily.
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: They just have to be they have to be comfortable
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: where they are and they just not have.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: To be money hungry like you know people.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Like I think is that the estate people don't want
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: you to get somebody like your parents are not necessarily
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: the best option.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: No, they're dead soon.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: That now they got to do the paperwork again that like,
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: we just did this. I just buried. I just buried Frederick's.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: Now I got to bury another one. They want a
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: friend or assembling. Yeah, they're like like they're like, what's
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: their health? Because I don't want it to Yeah, but
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: he's not a Christian.
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: That makes it even better. Wait, the money on chip,
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: all the money is going in the present, Bully.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: If I left my state to Tony and George are
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: gonna get there.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: But he wouldn't even be able to.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Say that because you're not a Christian.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Right away, we're just teenager.
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: I gave you all the money documented back to what
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: I was let mesh.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, they made you question some some serious stuff.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Who you can you say publicly who you picked?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: It will start a warning, he would.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: Start warning the family.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Surprise.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, lord, not me, my sister.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Happens, it's gonna be sprung the person who is nothing
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: only that's a bond that you have now told my sister.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: We've become much closer. You really trust me for sure? Yeah?
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: For sure? Yeah.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: And then she I think she did it back to us.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: She might not have.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want you don't think. Yeah, I'm fit great, yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I don't want ye, I don't want to.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Raise more kids.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what about what about like a god son? Can
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: you do that far?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I don't even like being godparents. Yeah, I don't want
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: any more responsible.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: I've never really understood that birthday.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the birthday is too many.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Brother has seven kids, my sister has three, my sister
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: in law has four. Zaying Joe and Melissa does a
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: great job.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: As long as there's someone she goes in the group.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday from us. I'd be like I was thinking
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: to Melissa, remember my dad's birthday and I forgot birthday Dad?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Also?
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, happy birthday man?
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: I got ten.
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I can remember, yeah, everything.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: It's a lot, man.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of my phone numbers we used to remember.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, before a cell phone, remember the gun I had.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Like thirty forty numbers. Yeah, number number. I only know
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: the numbers I already knew.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Do you know a couple of the old ones still?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I remember my friend's phone number from El Paso from
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: when I was like seven.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: They had pass they were new when he was.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: My sister's phone number right now she changed her phone
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: two or three times out. I remember Melissa's phone number.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Some were my brother's phone number. I remember that friend
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: from El Paso. Yeah, Melissa's dad's number. Yeah, my mom
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: and dad because they've had phone numbers for twenty years. Six,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I remember my son's phone numbers. No, never, I never
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: knew that you would never know.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: I only remember Melissa's home phone because it was the
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: last girlfriend I had.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: You remember that one because that was.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: We was Yeah anyway, yeah, and then hope that the
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: ugly yeah number influence.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: I have my own phone in high school. I don't
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: remember that nothing.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Well, dang your own phone in hoh school phone.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Number number number. I have my own number, so you were.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I had to take the cordus.
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  Speaker 6: You in your own phone, in your own room and
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: your own line. That's well, unbelievable familiar, that's pure, well,
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: that is that's rich. That's what the Queen of Flint
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: believe them.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I never had my own phone and no number line college.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, of course you only.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Child have older sister, did she?
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Ever, it wasn't The own phone wasn't popping when she
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: was in high school?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, got it.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: When I got in high school, like maybe like tenth grade,
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: I needed.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: My own You are my richest friend. Grave that's generational.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Well not you was on that's crazy on the phone.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: You was on that phone is just easier to give
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: her online.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: I had a little boyfriend.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, everybody's talking. We used to just talk toiling
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: twirling the cord. Yeah, we had the long cord. Did
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: you have the the.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Twirling the cord? Man.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: We couldn't afford the handheld for a while.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: So with that long, the long cord, the kitchen cool,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: the kicking the kitchen kitchen cool, with the long downstairs man,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: if you needed it to that kitchen cool was long.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: See somebody queen cot and have my own phone in
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: tenth grade, see.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Was just brats out here.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: That's yeah, y yes, my phone in my room, like.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Wow, oh my gosh, away Richie.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Line.
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got moan talking the ugly boys on the phone.
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: I like your personality.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: You could call it.
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: D No.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Parents busting in on the phone, but they couldn't.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: Get on the phone. But they were still busting but they.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Could but they couldn't get on.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: That was mom.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Even worse, they could hold it so you didn't know
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: they were on there. They could listen to the conversation.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: That was the buttery McGee my mom be like, hey,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I need to use the internet.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because you couldn't have the phone in the same time.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Get off, I need to do I needed I need
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: to check my email.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Too.
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: We had the internet when it first came when I
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: first came out, but we had to have another phone
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: for the internet.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: So three. This is one thing I missed about phones.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: The hang up, the slam that angry.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: This doesn't give you the same.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, that could have been an accident.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: I don't feel the same.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: No, you could hear you could hear the wind on
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: the way down.
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: I love the raggedy hang up.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: He really mad and you couldn't get it clean.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Man up. Yeah, you could just hear the phone.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Did you Did you ever get in trouble for answering
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: like that?
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: Happened to me a couple of times, like when we
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: start gett I didn't know it was like a bill
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: collector or something, and I would get in so much
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: trouble for you right here.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know you, man, I don't know.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: My dad's like that was visa. I don't know about
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: I'm eleven, I don't know.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: About credit regularly.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: My god, Oh yeah, I'm telling I'm telling him as
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: normal work hours usually gets overround five.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: Man, if you call it five, he's homes Yeah.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: You just let it ring.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: He'll get mad and yeah.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Just keep calling. Trust me, he'll be here.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: You can pull up on him if you want two.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Maple Wood Drive. You'll be here. What time you come out,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I'll wait for you. Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, sure, just
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: happy all right.
• 39:23
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• 40:00
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• 40:10
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• 40:15
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• 40:17
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• 40:19
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• 40:19
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• 40:23
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• 40:26
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• 40:36
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