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Hour 3 - Enough Nerds · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: On your mark, get set go, It's time to play ball.
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  Speaker 1: It's our number three, our number three, and a happy
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  Speaker 1: Monday to you. It is the eighth day of June.
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  Speaker 1: Talking some baseball thumbs up or thumbs down on Padres
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  Speaker 1: star Manny Machado, pushing back against the analytics. The Padres
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  Speaker 1: have been bad, bad, bad bad over the last couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks, and Machado's had enough of the analytic infusion
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  Speaker 1: in baseball. And also, how big a problem is Dansby
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  Speaker 1: Swanson for the Cubbies has been benched, the Cubs not
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  Speaker 1: playing particularly well right now, we'll talk about that, and
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  Speaker 1: why would the Diamondbacks bother to add Max Kepler while
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  Speaker 1: he's suspended for Peds. We'll discuss that puzzling roster move,
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  Speaker 1: and much more. Right now here it is our number three.
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  Speaker 1: The nerds, Enough, get out of here, Your nerds welcome.
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  Speaker 1: there you go, and we are back at it here
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  Speaker 1: in this hour talking bays maall we'll get back to
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  Speaker 1: the calls the nerd turd, if you will. That's the headline,
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  Speaker 1: headline this hour, the nerd turd dateline san Diego. That's right,
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  Speaker 1: great movie years ago, so old movie. Now Anchorman to
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  Speaker 1: San Diego television back in the heyday of TV. So
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  Speaker 1: over the weekend, Manny Machado. Push back, Push it back, now,
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  Speaker 1: push it back, Manny Machado, against the analytic overload. As
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  Speaker 1: the Padres are free fall in free fall in San Diego.
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  Speaker 1: If you like the Padres, you'll say they're in a
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  Speaker 1: rough patch. If you don't like the Padres, you'll say
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  Speaker 1: they suck you being mean Maller two and eleven their
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  Speaker 1: last thirteen games. The Padres to one fifty four winning
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  Speaker 1: percentage and struggling does not quite summon up. The pod
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  Speaker 1: Race are at the very bottom, the very very bottom
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  Speaker 1: in runs, average, on base percentage and slugging percentage. They
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  Speaker 1: are dead last in all of those seemingly important categories. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Machado himself, coming into the weekend, he was hitting a
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  Speaker 1: career low one to seventy four. He's actually lower than that.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's the lowest qualified hitter in the National League.
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  Speaker 1: Now he does have eleven home runs, as he's trying
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  Speaker 1: to hit a home run on every single swing. So
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  Speaker 1: in a media session over the weekend, Machado unloaded and
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  Speaker 1: he was upset, very frustrated with the flood of advanced
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  Speaker 1: statistics the nerds have brought to baseball, and he says
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  Speaker 1: that he didn't even know and understand many of them.
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  Speaker 1: He called out the fifth fielding independent pitching. He called that,
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  Speaker 1: called that out. There was also w something something something
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  Speaker 1: he called out. He said, quote, I just wish we
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  Speaker 1: can get the analytics out of the way. Machado said,
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  Speaker 1: this is a quote. I think there are too many
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  Speaker 1: stats out there, too many stats, way too many numbers.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know half of the stuff that goes
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  Speaker 1: up there talking about the scoreboard, crazy dude, quote continues.
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  Speaker 1: It goes back to old school stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Machado said, just see the ball, hit the ball, at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day. Machada's rant continued, it's about competing,
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  Speaker 1: play good defense. You win a ballgame, you make one
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  Speaker 1: more run than the other team, you win a ballgame.
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  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah. Right, So that is a
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  Speaker 1: good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question thumbs
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  Speaker 1: up or thumbs down. Thumbs up, thumbs down on Padre
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  Speaker 1: star Manny Machado pushing back against the analytics. So I've
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  Speaker 1: roll for you. So, first of all, on the question
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  Speaker 1: thumbs up thumbs down on Padre star Manny Machado pushing
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  Speaker 1: back against analytics. Now, this is not just a one
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  Speaker 1: thumbs up. This is a two thumbs up, two thumbs up.
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  Speaker 1: That's how we're doing. So baseball did not get smart.
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  Speaker 1: There's this idea that baseball got smarter. It didn't get smarter.
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  Speaker 1: It got addicted to the spreadsheet. And the people who
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  Speaker 1: own baseball teams, even though they're very wealthy, man of
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  Speaker 1: them are not that bright. And they were sold a
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  Speaker 1: bill of goods by the nerds, and I give the
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  Speaker 1: guys credit. You know, if you're in the Ivy League
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  Speaker 1: and you're lucky enough to go one of those Ivy
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  Speaker 1: League schools, and you're pretty much set up. It's very
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  Speaker 1: hard to f up when you go to an Ivy
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  Speaker 1: League school because of the network of people that have
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  Speaker 1: graduated before you who help out the alumni from those schools.
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  Speaker 1: The hardest part is to get into an Ivy League school,
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  Speaker 1: and once you're in, you really have to be a
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  Speaker 1: screw up not to make it work. I guess dropouts
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  Speaker 1: that have made billions from Ivy League schools, it's that's you.
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  Speaker 1: Just you're set up anyway. The point of this is
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  Speaker 1: that these guys were able to convince certain owners that
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  Speaker 1: this is the way to do it, and some of
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  Speaker 1: those teams early on had success. And now we have
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  Speaker 1: this full on indoctrination, a full on indoctrination. We've reached
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  Speaker 1: the point where the players now need a translator in
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  Speaker 1: baseball for their own stats on the scoreboard. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: easy just to it's miss Machados that well, he sucks
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  Speaker 1: and that's why he doesn't like the nerd stats, because
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  Speaker 1: these numbers aren't very good. It's deeper than that. Though.
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  Speaker 1: This is not progress. Baseball is not progressing in the
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  Speaker 1: right direction. Baseball used to be smooth jazz, smooth jazz,
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  Speaker 1: right instinct rhythm feel. Now it's like you're doing the taxes.
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  Speaker 1: You have to know the tax code and all the
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  Speaker 1: loopholes and the squiggly lines and all that stuff. That's
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  Speaker 1: what baseball is today. We're at the point now where
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you a your example, Fernando Tatis has had
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  Speaker 1: a terrible year for the Padre. He has one home run.
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  Speaker 1: He's a three hundred and fifty million dollar player and
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  Speaker 1: he's I think it might be more than that. He's
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  Speaker 1: got one home run, and there are nerds that are
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  Speaker 1: convinced he's doing well because the analytics say he's doing
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  Speaker 1: very well. Yet the results home runs, runs battered in
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  Speaker 1: he sucks at. But the the other numbers he's looking
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  Speaker 1: good at. And you know what is that? That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. This is a disease. And you look
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  Speaker 1: at the padres are They're a classically over engineered product.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful design, terrible performance for the Padres. The Padres don't
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  Speaker 1: need more analytics. They don't they they need fewer iPads
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  Speaker 1: is what they need more barrel contact, which is also
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  Speaker 1: a stat the nerds have. They need some of that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And Machado after the weekend against the Metropolitan you have
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  Speaker 1: a bad weekend against the Mets. That's an extra level
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  Speaker 1: of suck. Machado is hitting one sixty nine now, but
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  Speaker 1: at least he knows Manny Machado that he does not
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  Speaker 1: need some data scientists to tell him he's bad, like
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  Speaker 1: half of Major League Baseball. In fact, the data scientists said, well,
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  Speaker 1: you're not that bad if you won't get the banning gears.
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  Speaker 1: I when I started doing stuff with the Dodgers years ago,
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  Speaker 1: this guy named Ross Porter, and I love Ross. He
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  Speaker 1: was very nice to me. And Ross was an old
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  Speaker 1: TV guy back in the heyday of television. But Ross
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  Speaker 1: had been a Dodger broadcaster for a long time and
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  Speaker 1: Ross I told him this at the time, and I've
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  Speaker 1: talked to him a few times over the years since
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  Speaker 1: I stopped doing that many years ago. Ross was ahead
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  Speaker 1: of his time. He did every ridiculous stat when he
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  Speaker 1: was doing those Dodger games on radio, and it was
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  Speaker 1: just NonStop. We used to kid around uh back in
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  Speaker 1: those days. Be like Tripper Jones on a Saturday afternoon
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  Speaker 1: when the humidity level reaches one hundred and ten degrees,
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  Speaker 1: he's he's got really good batting average. Really Atlanta braves
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  Speaker 1: that whole stick. But that anyway, The point is it's
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  Speaker 1: not see the ball hit the ball, although at the
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  Speaker 1: core of baseball it is see the ball hit the ball.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's sea ball. Let me check the tablet. Let
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  Speaker 1: me see my my tablet to see how that looks.
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  Speaker 1: And I think after just the launch angle a little bit, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: shove the launch angle up your tuckis is what I say.
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  Speaker 1: And then you go out and strike out anyway, But
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  Speaker 1: the launch angle was good though, Oh man, it's so
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  Speaker 1: good and baseball like I'm I'm not totally against like
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  Speaker 1: the numbers, it's just over the top. And they went
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  Speaker 1: all in on the data at Major League Baseball. It's
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  Speaker 1: like a essential oils. They were convinced that this oil
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  Speaker 1: will cure everything, and from strikeouts to players getting along
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  Speaker 1: with each other in the locker room, the clubhouse and
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff. It's the essential oil. Of course, the
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  Speaker 1: one they picked of all the oils. They didn't pick
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  Speaker 1: lavender they picked snake oil. That's the essential oil that
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  Speaker 1: they have, and they're so far in now it's like,
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  Speaker 1: how do you get rid of it now? Originally, as
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  Speaker 1: I was told by somebody at Major League Baseball who
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  Speaker 1: worked for a team in Major League Baseball, the original
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  Speaker 1: idea was this is content and they could they could
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  Speaker 1: market it and sell it, and it was fan engagement
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  Speaker 1: that there's a lot of nerds out there that love
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  Speaker 1: this stuff and they'll spend a lot more time. Back
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  Speaker 1: when this all started, there were people using just websites,
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  Speaker 1: not social media as much, and so their argument was, well,
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  Speaker 1: we can get these guys to stay on there, we
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  Speaker 1: can sell more ads, and so we'll have a stat
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  Speaker 1: for literally everything. Like for example, Jazz Chisholm took a
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  Speaker 1: two hour bowel movement last Wednesday and then hit a
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  Speaker 1: home run. So clearly when he hits a two hour
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  Speaker 1: bowel movement, he's ready to go. On the other side,
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Judge took a thirty minute bowel movement and then
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  Speaker 1: he was out of the Yankee lineup. He was hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a correlation causation situation? Who knows? Anyway, So
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  Speaker 1: again the old school was just go out there and compete.
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  Speaker 1: The new school is to compute, and we get two strikes.
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  Speaker 1: In the old days, they told you to choke up
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  Speaker 1: on the bat. Should I just put the ball in play,
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  Speaker 1: make a defender, make a play now. Of course, they
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  Speaker 1: tell you that you must have the proper launch angle
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  Speaker 1: to try to hit the ball to the moon. And
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  Speaker 1: it's all about your process and it's not about the results.
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  Speaker 1: So I like the old kiss method. Keep it simple, stupid,
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  Speaker 1: That's what I like. Oh you're old, mallor you're a boomer,
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  Speaker 1: mallor I'm not a boomer. I'm not. I'm supporting that
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  Speaker 1: out all right. Secondly, the Chicago we go where the
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  Speaker 1: Cubs have benched starting shortstop Dansby Swanson. When this happened
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  Speaker 1: over the weekend, Craig Counsel said it was a mental reset.
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  Speaker 1: That's the overpaid manager of the Cubs who lost to
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  Speaker 1: the Giants on Sunday Night baseball, Swanson hitting a buck eighty.
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  Speaker 1: We are in June, we are in the monther dune.
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  Speaker 1: So another struggling player, Dansby Swanson, former Atlanta Brave. His
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  Speaker 1: defense supposedly remains very good. They're very excited about his defense.
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  Speaker 1: They're not paying him for his defense though they're paying
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  Speaker 1: him to hit, and the bat is currently in the
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  Speaker 1: Arctic as Dansby Swanson has one home run since May,
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  Speaker 1: which I'm told is not good. So the question how
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  Speaker 1: big a problem is Dansby Swanson for the Cubbies at
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  Speaker 1: this point? So the manager here, Craig Counsel, what he's
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  Speaker 1: doing is he candy coating extra sugar? He's candy coating this.
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  Speaker 1: It's like he's running a Hershey rehab center and put
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  Speaker 1: it in some chocolate fondue and just do that. And
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  Speaker 1: then you're talking about reset, Reset, Mike Tukus, is what
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  Speaker 1: I say, right? Will that'll spark a turn around? Please?
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  Speaker 3: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: Counsel doesn't believe that his job is to downplay what
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  Speaker 1: everyone sees here. And then it's like it's like he's
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  Speaker 1: trying to sell you a used car and there's no
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  Speaker 1: engine and it's missing two tires. It's a great deal
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  Speaker 1: though at this point calling it a reset is like
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  Speaker 1: calling Chernobyl just to warm up. Act like seriously, A
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  Speaker 1: Swanson is nearing the halfway point of his fourth season.
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  Speaker 1: He's got seven a seven year contract, one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: seventy seven million so he's got my malad Matthew, He's
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  Speaker 1: got three years and eighty one million left, eighty one
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  Speaker 1: million left on the books for Dansby Swanson. That seems problematic?
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  Speaker 1: Am I being two reaction areas of talk trows? That
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  Speaker 1: seems problematic. He's hitting one to eighty and the Cubs
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  Speaker 1: by all accounts, seemingly stuck with him. They're married with
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  Speaker 1: no prenup. So I hope I enjoy that Dansby is
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  Speaker 1: thirty two, which means he's at the very end of
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  Speaker 1: his athletic prime. Your athletic prime is typically twenty seven
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  Speaker 1: to thirty two. Thirty two would beat the end of it.
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  Speaker 1: And as of this moment, it appears that this is
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  Speaker 1: a WY League coyote situation if you're familiar with the
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  Speaker 1: old Looney Tones, and he's falling off a cliff, chasing
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  Speaker 1: after the roadrunner time and time and time again, and
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  Speaker 1: he's not even close to average that the numbers. Here's
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  Speaker 1: another Nerd stat ops plus I don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 1: He's according to that, he's twenty four points below your
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  Speaker 1: baseline major league player, which seems problematic. It seems problematic,
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  Speaker 1: and overall, the Cups have a roster of veteran underachievers.
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  Speaker 1: You've got that cheating astro trash, Alex Bregman, who's still
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  Speaker 1: hanging out there. Does he not lead baseball? Saw stat
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  Speaker 1: on the I was watching the NBC thing on Sunday
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  Speaker 1: because there's no basketball, no hockey, so I was watching
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  Speaker 1: the Cubs and the Giants, and I'm pretty sure they
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  Speaker 1: had a stat on there that he leads baseball and
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  Speaker 1: runners left on base, which seems problematic. And you've got,
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  Speaker 1: I mean down the Suzuki's been bad, the whole group,
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  Speaker 1: and so Bregman in particular is on pace the cheating
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  Speaker 1: es one one thousand and two one thousand hole is
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  Speaker 1: on pace for just twelve home runs forty seven RBIs.
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  Speaker 1: It has been disastrous. The Cubs mathematically are still right
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  Speaker 1: in the mix of everything because they won that some
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  Speaker 1: winning streaks. But it's not good. All right, Final fought.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of not good, we go to Arizona. The Diamondbacks
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  Speaker 1: made an interesting roster move. They signed outfielder Max Kepler,
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  Speaker 1: the former Minnesota twin who had a stopover in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: Now the reason this is interesting, Max Kepler is currently
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  Speaker 1: suspended for cheating for Major League Baseball. He's a cheat.
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  Speaker 1: Max Kepler did stayerids. He's serving in eighty game suspension.
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  Speaker 1: He is not active yet. He's a pdchat. Kepler tested
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  Speaker 1: positive back in January of this year for the Jim
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  Speaker 1: Juice and so he's been suspended. He's ineligible to join
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  Speaker 1: the team until June twenty fifth, so as of today,
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  Speaker 1: seventeen days as we're doing this in real time, until
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  Speaker 1: he can join the team, he remains on the restricted list,
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  Speaker 1: does not count against the diamondbacks forty man roster until
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  Speaker 1: that date. And so the question is why would the
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  Speaker 1: Diamondbacks bother adding Max Kepler, the old Twin Old Philly
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  Speaker 1: while he is still currently suspended for being a PD cheat.
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  Speaker 1: So it makes no sense. The guy's got the PD cooties,
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  Speaker 1: and he's got the cooties, and Arizona's acting like it's
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  Speaker 1: a feature, not a bug. So I don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: This certainly seems like a desperation play for the Diamondbacks.
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  Speaker 1: And I was trying to find out who Max Kepler knows.
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  Speaker 1: Must be some coach or front office underling that Max
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  Speaker 1: has a relationship, because it's always who you know, not
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  Speaker 1: what you know. And he's got to know somebody there
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  Speaker 1: on the outside. This just reeks of desperation and that's it.
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  Speaker 1: The Diamondback says, our friends in Australia would say acting
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  Speaker 1: like a bunch of bloody ruse as Ozzie Waz would
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  Speaker 1: would point out. There, they're hopping around and they're grabbing
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  Speaker 1: whatever moves at this particular point, and like, what are
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  Speaker 1: we doing here? And look the snakes. They did not
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  Speaker 1: sign Max Kepler. They essentially adopted astray and they're hoping
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  Speaker 1: that it still bites. Is slithering along and they're hoping
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  Speaker 1: that it still bites at this particular point. It's a
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  Speaker 1: coupon clipping exercise. Arizona's basically saying, hey, maybe the steroid
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  Speaker 1: residue from the drugs he was taking in January. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's June. There's something in there got a little stronger.
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  Speaker 1: They haven't fully worn off yet, so we're betting on
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  Speaker 1: the residue. The problem with that is, even if this
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  Speaker 1: takes off, even if this guy plays well Max, let's
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  Speaker 1: say he does benefit from being a cheat and he
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  Speaker 1: gets a bunch of home runs for the Diamondbacks, which
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  Speaker 1: is highly unlikely. He's ineligible. Let's say Arizona makes the
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  Speaker 1: wild card, he's ineligible to play in the playoffs because
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  Speaker 1: you're a steroid guy, you can't be in there. And
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  Speaker 1: so he's banned from postseason. So that doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: And wow, that's a low risk move, and that's the
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  Speaker 1: argument that doesn't really matter, and all that stuff. It's
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  Speaker 1: Bobby in Florida, says Maury Povich with a lie detector test,
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  Speaker 1: that's keelin pie. Bobby ferg Dog says, a hobo taking
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  Speaker 1: there's James Ruther ferg Dog's Twitter band. What else he
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: dropped his betting slip from King Rory? What else do
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: we have pitched down? Ferg Dog tunneling into the dugout
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: after escaping from ex jail. That would be shocking. Rob
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: the Goatman says, startled by Robbie the Mariner fan dressed
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: as a hot dog by a caged animal from alf
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: the Alien old pineer. Look at that good use of
• 24:57
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• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Shoheo Tani saw blind Scott in the dugout wearing a
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: banana hammock. Rebecca the ram fan says, probably shouldn't have
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: written this, but what the heck? Yeah? Why not? You
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: only live once? Enjoy your life, all right? Yolo? What
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: else do we have? Page down? Ghost rats from Shay
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Ice from Donkey Sausage. What else do we have a
• 25:23
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• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Tillo from Florida says the Spicy Gobbagool. The Spicy Gobbagool
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: gas station sushi from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Saw the
• 25:38
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• 25:43
  Speaker 1: That's the name they have on their account. Who else? Oh,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: that's that's our buddy from Cincinnati. Who else you have
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: page down? I can't read that. We've got to Bill,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: says a teenage mutant. Ninja Turtle is the answer, Monkey
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Biz Doug from South says his ex translator spiders Big
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Spiders from courtesy Flusher. Timmy from Busco, Indiana says he
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: was startled by learning someone put icy hot in his jockstrap.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: That would be rather shocking. Yes, all right, Uh Loraina,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: do you have an answer the mather riddle of the
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: day here it is Dodger star show. El Tani was
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: startled by blank in the dugout over the weekend. A
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: herd of pigeons? Herd of pigeons? Is that correct? Is
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: it called a herd if there's a lot of pigeons.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like you made that up.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I feel like educated. They're not called a herd. There
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: is a herd. It's on the radio. Gets pent a
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: lot of money during the day, But not that. No,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: the correct answer would be oh Tani was startled by
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: a giant cocka roach and the Dodger dugout cockroach. How
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: soon before they start selling the cockroaches at the little
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Otani cockroaches and the Dodgers. Gosh, how cute would that be?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: A little cockroach statue with the bat and a little
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: little cockroach. It would only cost you seven hundred dollars.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Why not, let's say hello to Andrew, who's in Bakersfield, California.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Hello Andrew, Welcome.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Hey Ben edog is from Boston.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: What do you say.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: From from Boston? Boston?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Who cares?
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: He's a good rapper? Where am I from? Capistrano Valley
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: High School? Boy?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: You live in Bakersfield? You know you're not. We're in
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: near Capistrano Valley anymore. That's where the great Todd Marijuanovitch
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: went to high school.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: I believe it was a miche Jeho.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: You're incorrect. Todd Morenovitch, who was a eight or quarterback
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: in the eighties, graduated from Capol Valley High School. He
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: played at multiple high schools, but he ended up at
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Cappol Valley. And you don't even know that. You're like
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: a fraud, dude. I know more about your high school
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: than you know.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: How about Danny die Maliason Mackenzie and Chris Culbertson at
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: Punter Mackenzie.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Nobody cared, nobody, okay on The only the only kid
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: name they care about was Todd Morenovitch. And even that's
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: an old name.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Now, Meliatho McKenzie.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: That's not a famous name.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: All right, we'll see what the callers say. But I
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: have a message for all people concerning the Chicago Bears.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I'm sure everyone's dying to hear you. Feem
• 28:43
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• 28:46
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• 28:48
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• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Well, if they moved the stadium to Indiana, I'm calling
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: all people seem not attend one game at the stadium
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: and let them play for an empty stadium. Have you
• 29:01
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• 29:07
  Speaker 1: And what do you think the odds of that happened?
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Where are you at Common? Where you at Kanye? Where
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: you're at Twist one of the best.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, they're all listening right now. They're all all the
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: great rappers, love overnight talk radio, sports radio, they can.
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: The podcast and Twitter. Hey let's go. Man.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: You're pretty, You're pretty sassy. All of a sudden, you know,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: you get a little fame, you have a little celebrity,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: and you become kind of a schmuck. I have you're
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: a famous your family, your Andrew from Bakersfield.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: Well that you're been from.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: You're you're you know you are You're you're a sugar
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: that is what you are?
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: What does that mean?
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: All?
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Look it up? I gotta go, thank you. Let's say
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: hello to hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota, in the Jets
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: there he is the man, a myth, the legend. There's
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: only one, a legend in his own mind.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: And he's not too far behind because I be Lorena.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Oh she's got a nice behind.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Wow, James, that's I think you've just violated many rules.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I think you've violated hr rules across the board here.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I think I think he needs a time out from
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: the show, James. James, Well, you can't say that. Why
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: would you think you can say? They're gonna get me
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: in trouble? James, I can't allow you to say that.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You're trying to get me. You're trying to get me fired, James,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you want me fired? All right? You know what to do?
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, all right, now a coop has asked
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: me to have you. Uh, I can't say that. How
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: about you wash your mouth out with soap and water.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: How about that? No, listenerine soap and water? All right?
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: By bye?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I know you, James. I need to put your on
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: time out please? All right, I'm gonna. I have to James,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I mean, why didn't you talk about my tush?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: What's up with that? You don't think I have a
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: good tush?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I saw it was a nice one.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Chance I was kidding, James. I did not did not
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: want you to talk about my drey. Are all right?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Come on, I won't tell.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: You what to do it.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Let's get out of sports please.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Well you were the one that brought this up. You're
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: still talking about people's tukuses. I didn't bring this up.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: You brought this up.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I fell under the wrong subject.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Why would you? Why would you start with the badanka dog?
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: That's a bad job by you.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: That is a bad job. I mean even don't punish me, man,
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: I got to supports taste. I gotta support you.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: You have had no sports takes that haven't referenced the
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: nineties or the eighties ever.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Come on, you're so good. It's a new one like
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: you canard right now right pull me? Oh man?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm? Won do what happened to? Where did James?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I don't hear him? Do you hear? His call? Must
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: have been dropped? Understand why that happened? I don't understand
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: why James the call? I think you know what we
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: activated when you talk about employees, butts, we typically there's
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: a there's a there's a system here that hangs up
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: with the dumper system, not the type of thing it's on.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: It's unfortunate, I mean, but he was right in the
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: middle of that take right there, and that's it. I mean,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: no more keister talk. That's it. All right, Well, this
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: is your band for the rest of the night. How
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: about that, James, your band, You're a lot.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Let me go back.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Well tomorrow, how about tomorrow?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: You know I try every night, you know what I know?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, you don't even cry. There's no need
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: to cry about it. Just call tomorrow, Mike. All right,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: all right, listen, just you're done for the night.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: You were on the air. You've been on there for
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: three minutes. That's a long time.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: I wish James right there, very accommodating our man hollering James.
• 33:37
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• 33:40
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• 33:43
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• 33:45
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• 33:49
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• 33:52
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• 33:53
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• 33:56
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• 34:01
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• 34:03
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• 34:05
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• 34:08
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• 34:13
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• 34:17
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• 34:20
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• 36:16
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• 36:19
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• 36:22
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• 36:29
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• 36:35
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• 36:37
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• 36:40
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• 36:45
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• 36:53
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• 36:56
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• 36:59
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• 37:02
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  Speaker 2: Hey, there's no crime in baseball, hollow and James, you
• 37:14
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• 37:14
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• 37:17
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• 37:19
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• 37:22
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• 37:24
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• 37:27
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  Speaker 6: Mollia fort Mackenzie.
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  Speaker 1: you're on the Airline five, advice to New York fans
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  Speaker 1: and how to deal with TSA level security for the
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  Speaker 1: next game at the Garden tonight because of the President.
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  Speaker 6: We just fucking sit there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Line two, you're on. That was Jed who fled.
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  Speaker 1: Line two. We're giving advice to New York fans how
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  Speaker 1: to deal with the TSA level security for the nixt
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  Speaker 1: game at the Garden tonight because of the President.
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  Speaker 6: What a great protests idea. Buy tickets for the NFL
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  Speaker 6: game and not show up. That'll show the owners.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, Supermarkets, Steve Andrew really smart there. Line three. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: you for that. Line four. We're giving advice here to
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  Speaker 1: New York fans how to deal with the TSA level
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  Speaker 1: security for the next Finals game at the Garden tonight
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  Speaker 1: because of the President. It's gonna be there.
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  Speaker 6: Three hot dogs?
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  Speaker 1: Three hot dogs? All right? Patch you up by you
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  Speaker 1: the Instant Advice line unscreened radio. We are giving advice
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  Speaker 1: to New York fans who have to deal with the
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  Speaker 1: increased security at the Garden Knight Finals game because of
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  Speaker 1: the President. Hello, Line one.
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  Speaker 6: You don't have to worry about TSA.
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  Speaker 2: You better worry about the National Guard.
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  Speaker 1: Here you go worry about that line too, Hello, line
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  Speaker 6: James almost crowd on the air, everybody everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: anyone crying because of a radio show. Hello. Line three,
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  Speaker 1: you're on the air.
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  Speaker 4: You got a big sloppy kiss and hug like I
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  Speaker 1: All right, I don't know what. That's something in a
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