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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Why Patrick Mahomes BROKE THE LAW & how the Cowboys can STILL make NFL Playoffs · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, alright for your life from Philly.
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  Speaker 2: It's another one rated Paully and Tony Fool showy as always,
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  Speaker 1: Don't huge show today. Let's just we totally dunked on
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we can say we provide false and misleading information.
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  Speaker 3: Addie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, then how come every single thing we predicted
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  Speaker 2: came through this?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly? We're like sidekicks up in here, Yeah, exactly, look
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  Speaker 1: at everything.
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  Speaker 2: Eagles dominating Cowboys and Commanders sucking Tommy Devido, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And that's why today we're gonna bring.
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  Speaker 2: Back one of our most popular segments, Tony, you haven't
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  Speaker 2: get it ready for where Paully and Tony were right
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  Speaker 1: The show, but that's just because he sucks at his job.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that is bullyingt harassment by definition. Why why are
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  Speaker 5: you right now? Yeah, you're you're the one harassing us. Exactly,
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  Speaker 5: you're harassing us. Here's a definition for you, dumb Now
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  Speaker 5: shut up. Exactly, good one, Tony, Yeah exactly, You're done.
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  Speaker 1: Now be quiet. Let's just get out with.
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  Speaker 2: Get into the show and all the stuff that we
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  Speaker 2: got Bango right on the money.
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  Speaker 1: So it's time for where Polly and Tony were right.
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  Speaker 3: Where Paully and Tony were right, Okay, first out the gate.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we got to clear up something important. Don't wait, Toty.
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  Speaker 2: You know we've told you all that the Chiefs we're
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  Speaker 2: going to lose to the Panthers, and we will one
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  Speaker 2: hundred right on the money as the Chiefs lost thirty
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  Speaker 2: to twenty seven. Now you may be sitting there saying,
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  Speaker 2: wait a second, I thought the Chiefs won that game
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  Speaker 2: thirty to twenty seven. No, but that just proves that
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  Speaker 2: you're an idiot, doesn't it, Tony.
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  Speaker 4: If you play the Panthers and don't win by at
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  Speaker 4: least fourteen points, that counts as a loss. So right
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  Speaker 4: now we have the chief record not at ten and one,
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  Speaker 4: but nine and two. And while we're on the subject,
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  Speaker 4: the command is lost to the Cowboys, so that counts
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  Speaker 4: as a double loss. So they're not seven and five,
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  Speaker 4: they're actually seven and six. And because they would have
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  Speaker 4: lost to the Bears if not for that dumb guy
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  Speaker 4: who deflected the Hail Mary pass, they're actually six and seven.
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  Speaker 1: Just rock solid analysis, that, Dony. And yeah, here's another
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  Speaker 1: thing we got right.
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  Speaker 3: If Pauli and Dony were right.
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  Speaker 2: You know what we said for years that Patrick Mahomes
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  Speaker 2: is a terrible role model for children, absolutely taking credit
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  Speaker 2: for all those Super Bowls that Andy Reid went from.
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  Speaker 2: And also long curly Harry's got that makes him look
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  Speaker 2: like a human Panteen commercial. Now we're proven right once
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  Speaker 2: again because the NFL just find Mahomes fourteen thousand dollars
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  Speaker 2: for pantomiming the use of a shotgun or ritle during
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  Speaker 2: the Bills game. And Dony I gotta say this punishment.
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  Speaker 4: Is far too soft, isn't it? How is this not
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  Speaker 4: considered attempted murder? You know, when you point a gun
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  Speaker 4: at someone real or imaginary, you're basically saying I intend
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  Speaker 4: to kill you.
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  Speaker 1: Think about it.
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  Speaker 4: If Patrick Mahomes did that at a bank, he'd be
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  Speaker 4: in jail right now. In fact, the Chiefs pay him
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  Speaker 4: so much money. Arrowhead Stadium is basically a bank, so
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  Speaker 4: the same law should apply there. Personally, I think Patrick
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  Speaker 4: Mahomes needs to be arrested for attempted robbery, bank theft,
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  Speaker 4: hostage taking, and attempted assault with a deadly weapon.
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  Speaker 2: Some very serious charges that Dony will be keeping an
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  Speaker 2: eye on this developing legal situation.
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  Speaker 1: But until then, moving to another thing, we got Bango
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  Speaker 1: right on the money.
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  Speaker 3: Where Pauli and Tony were right.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we predicted that the Cowboys would upset the Commanders.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, while we didn't do it on the show,
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  Speaker 2: you know we did it on phone calls and message
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  Speaker 2: poards on Bernard account, you know, not exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Still on counts now, a lot of people are.
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  Speaker 2: Saying that we said, I guess we said the Cowboys
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  Speaker 2: are out of playoff contention.
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  Speaker 1: We never said that, did We don't remember saying that.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, there's a very clear road for the Cowboys
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  Speaker 4: to make the playoffs. All that has to happen is
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  Speaker 4: they win out the rest of their games, which they
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  Speaker 4: can do if teams start resting their starters, and then
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  Speaker 4: you know, the Commanders would need to lose all their
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  Speaker 4: remaining games, which is probably gonna happen, and then the
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  Speaker 4: Eagles and Lions team planes need to collide mid air
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  Speaker 4: and then crash into Lambeau Field during the Packers Vikings game,
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  Speaker 4: instantly killing everyone. So, as you can see, the Cowboys
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  Speaker 4: are still very much alive in the playoff race.
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  Speaker 2: Just terrific situational predictive analysis that Dody. And by the way,
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  Speaker 3: Where Pauli and Tony were.
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  Speaker 1: All right back into this. You know, we've been telling
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  Speaker 1: A sidekick? Duh yeah, duh.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's not sidekick, it's psychic.
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