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Hour 3 - Tumbling Down · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka. It's our er three. Our number three
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  Speaker 1: is ready to go. It's all about the NBA here,
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  Speaker 1: big game over the weekend. How concerned should podcaster jj
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  Speaker 1: Reddick be with the Luka Dancik Lakers after their embarrassing
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  Speaker 1: loss to the Celtics over the weekend. Also, early reports
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  Speaker 1: say Lebron James could miss weeks, not days after sustaining
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  Speaker 1: a groin injury in the Lakers loss to Boston. Put
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  Speaker 1: this into the proper context and did the NBA hide
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  Speaker 1: Lebron James link to the biogenesis scandal from years ago?
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  Speaker 2: Some new information out.
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  Speaker 1: We'll take a look at that and get to the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of it as best we can. Right now here,
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  Speaker 1: it is our number three. Hell riding high and then
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  Speaker 1: come tumbling now in pro bouncy ball. Welcome in the
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I was not planning on discussing this, but several of
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  Speaker 1: you sent messages in saying you should talk about this game.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay by request a Malard monologue made to your delight.
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  Speaker 1: And it was a made for TV spectacular over the
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  Speaker 1: weekend allegedly, and I had it on.
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  Speaker 2: In the back.
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  Speaker 1: I was not locked in on this game by any means,
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  Speaker 1: but it was on in the background, and you had
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  Speaker 1: the Hukuluka traveling circus and then the Lakers going into
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  Speaker 1: Boston to the Pit of Vipers to take on the
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  Speaker 1: Celtics a playdate with the reigning world champions of the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: And if you were watching this, I think the ratings
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  Speaker 1: when I heard are pretty good. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: they have the final numbers, but I did pretty well there,
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  Speaker 1: so not too much of a game Jason Tatum had
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  Speaker 1: forty points, twelve rebounds, eight assists, filling up the box.
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  Speaker 1: Who are Celtics led by as many as twenty two
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  Speaker 1: and they end up torpedoing the Lakers as they come
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  Speaker 1: tumbling back down to earth. The better story is in
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  Speaker 1: that losing locker room. So let us discuss us the
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  Speaker 1: question for the esteem panel. How concern should podcaster JJ
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  Speaker 1: Reddick be with Luca Donzik and the Lakers as stumbling
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  Speaker 1: against the Celtics. So I've got soft and squishy, water tight,
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  Speaker 1: and Paul Giamatti.
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  Speaker 2: For some reason, we're going to applause. I don't know why, but.
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  Speaker 1: We'll put them all together and we are going to
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  Speaker 1: make Boston cream pies. What we're going to make delicious
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  Speaker 1: Boston cream pie.
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  Speaker 3: So number I said, Number I get a number on
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  Speaker 3: the Malor scale of concern for the historians, one to ten,
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  Speaker 3: one to ten.
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  Speaker 2: With ten being the worst of the worst, the worst
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  Speaker 2: of the worst.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be measured here eight point five, eight
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  Speaker 1: point five on the Malard scale of concern for the Lakers.
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  Speaker 1: And this is a bitter sweet situation. Boston is the
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  Speaker 1: standard in the NBA until someone knocks them off, they're
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  Speaker 1: the reigning champions. That's the way this works. And this
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  Speaker 1: was a placement exam. Do you belong in the discussion?
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  Speaker 2: Do you? They played it.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone knew that those were the stakes going in, and
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  Speaker 1: the Lakers showed the world in pro basketball that they
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  Speaker 1: are soft and squishy. That's their underbelly, soft and squishy,
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  Speaker 1: and they don't belong in the conversation.
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  Speaker 2: And they are who we thought they were. They're the
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  Speaker 2: faux contender.
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  Speaker 1: One few games in a row, people got all horny
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  Speaker 1: and all excited about the Lakers. But the reality is
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  Speaker 1: that's the Lakers we saw on Saturday night. That's the Lakers,
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  Speaker 1: and they're not winning anything.
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  Speaker 2: They're not. They simply don't measure up to the elite
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  Speaker 2: in the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: They don't right and they can't handle the advanced coursework
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  Speaker 1: and all that.
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  Speaker 2: Now, the Laker apologist will say, well, Lebron, he laughed
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  Speaker 2: with an injury.
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  Speaker 1: And ifs and butts were candy and nuts, the Lakers
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  Speaker 1: would have won that game. And Lebron did exit with
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  Speaker 1: six forty four to go on the fourth quarter. He
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  Speaker 1: left with a growing injury. More on that in a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Lakers were down by nine points. At that time, they
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  Speaker 1: were not winning, they were down by nine. Celtics for
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  Speaker 1: the most part kept them at arms length the Lakers,
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  Speaker 1: and they never trailed in the same The Celtics led
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  Speaker 1: the entire second half of the game, led by as
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  Speaker 1: many as twenty two points in that game. And the
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  Speaker 1: Lakers are just not in the same breed as the Celtics.
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  Speaker 4: Here.
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  Speaker 2: It's like the JV versus the varsity, the Celtics of
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  Speaker 2: the varsity and the Lakers of the JV.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the way it is. And the Lakers were
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  Speaker 1: on cloud nine. They were all excited. They got hook
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  Speaker 1: Luca from giving it them a very fishy deal from Dallas,
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  Speaker 1: very fishy. So they were riding high in late February
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  Speaker 1: and shot down a couple of pegs here.
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  Speaker 2: In early March.
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  Speaker 1: And make no mistake though, the Celtics, once they flipped
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  Speaker 1: the switch of the Celtics absolutely swarmed the Lakers like
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  Speaker 1: locusts for a good chunk of that game. The Lakers
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  Speaker 1: had an early eight point lead in that game. And
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  Speaker 1: from that point, when the Lakers had an early eight
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  Speaker 1: point lead, over roughly the next two quarters, the Celtics
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  Speaker 1: outscored the Hookah Lucas by thirty points. So they went
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  Speaker 1: from down eight to up twenty two. So that's not
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  Speaker 1: just like a bad couple of minutes, So that's like
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  Speaker 1: half the game where you end up getting outscored by
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  Speaker 1: thirty points.
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  Speaker 2: Embarrassing. Now, page two, so let's get.
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  Speaker 1: To the Komodo dragon in the room. The initial report
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  Speaker 1: said that Lebron James would miss weeks, not days, weeks
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  Speaker 1: not days, and he sustained a groin injury, very convenient
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  Speaker 1: groin injury. It looked like the Lakers were gonna lose
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  Speaker 1: Lebron actually with a groin injury, and so put that
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  Speaker 1: into context. Put the Lebron injury into context here. So
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  Speaker 1: the latest reporting is Lebron expected to miss one to
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  Speaker 1: two weeks. Bet the over, Danny DeVito, bet the over
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  Speaker 1: on that on Lebron. I have a sneaking suspicion that
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  Speaker 1: this is the polyannish outlook that wearing purple and gold
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  Speaker 1: glasses here. And we have about six weeks to go
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  Speaker 1: mercifully in the NBA regular season, about six weeks to go,
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  Speaker 1: so that means that if Lebron has even a mild setback,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, the Lakers will go out of an
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  Speaker 1: abundance of caution. We want to go slow with this,
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  Speaker 1: but even a mild setback and Lebron will likely not
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  Speaker 1: play the rest of the regular season.
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  Speaker 2: So everything's going to go perfectly right for him to
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  Speaker 2: come back here.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a good news bad news situation, all right,
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  Speaker 1: cause if there is a setback, and based on that
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  Speaker 1: type of there normally is a setback, the Lakers then
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  Speaker 1: have a water tight alibi.
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  Speaker 2: They have a water tight alibi that.
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  Speaker 1: We would have won and we would have had rc
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  Speaker 1: but snap, crackle, pop and boo. And no matter how
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  Speaker 1: many flintstone vitamins you take when you're forty years old,
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  Speaker 1: if you look at the comps the groin injury, once
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  Speaker 1: you injure it in bons hat issues in this area before,
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  Speaker 1: you're more susceptible to re injuring that area. And so
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  Speaker 1: this is an ominous dark cloud that the Lakers have
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  Speaker 1: now and you hate to see it unless you know.
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  Speaker 2: Now speaking of this and.
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  Speaker 1: Lebron, several of you, most prominently multi time Benny Award
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  Speaker 1: winner Justin and Cincinnati, set this along. But he was
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  Speaker 1: not the only one to send me this story. In
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  Speaker 1: recent days as it started going.
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  Speaker 2: Around and round and round.
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  Speaker 1: There is new evidence that has recently dropped opt on
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  Speaker 1: the social networks, and it's really from a decade old
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  Speaker 1: story about Lebron James and his alleged ties to performance
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  Speaker 1: enhancing drugs, the Biogenesis investigation. If you haven't seen this yet,
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  Speaker 1: it's made its way around for several days now. We're
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  Speaker 1: a little late to the party, but better late than never.
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  Speaker 1: So there are whispers wondering whether or not the NBA
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  Speaker 1: attempted to cover up to sweep under the rug, if
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  Speaker 1: you will, Lebron's connection to performance enhancing drugs better known
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  Speaker 1: as peds and the scandal involving the Biogenesis clinic.
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  Speaker 2: You might remember this as the one in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: You had a rod involved in that, Ryan Bron among others. So,
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  Speaker 1: based on the newest information is out there, did the
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  Speaker 1: NBA hide Lebron James link to the Biogenesis story? So
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  Speaker 1: it is more probable than not that there was some
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  Speaker 1: funny business that took place here. That is more probable
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  Speaker 1: than not there was some stuff that went on here.
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  Speaker 1: Just use your schnazola here. You can smell the rodent.
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  Speaker 1: You can smell the rodent when you use your Schnazola.
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  Speaker 1: There there's a freshly unredacted, unredacted federal documents that were
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  Speaker 1: uncovered by a small cable channel out of Bristol, Connecticut,
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  Speaker 1: and they suggest that the NBA dodged questions about Lebron
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  Speaker 1: and his connection. Lebron's name popped up because his trainer,
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  Speaker 1: his trainer, and longtime friend two different people. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: trainer and longtime friend were both linked to the biogenesis
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  Speaker 1: clinic that was dishing out the peds, and so fingers
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  Speaker 1: have been pointed here. Fingers have been pointed noting that
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  Speaker 1: Lebron James and his reps declined decline, said x nay On.
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  Speaker 1: The declined an interview, despite providing the Entertainment Sports Network
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  Speaker 1: provided plenty of information backing up their line of questioning.
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  Speaker 2: Lebron wanted nothing to do with it. So the chatter
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  Speaker 2: of the cover up taking place.
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  Speaker 1: Here and the DEA did clear Lebron back then, but
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  Speaker 1: the buzz claims that the NBA, through the very powers
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  Speaker 1: of a big basketball was able to hush things up
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  Speaker 1: to protect the kingdom of Lebron in the NBA. Now,
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  Speaker 1: one of the reasons I bring this up now is
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  Speaker 1: because it got some credibility. A former NBA player named
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  Speaker 1: Ron Harper, known as Hollywood Harper in his day, played
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  Speaker 1: for the Clippers and then I don't know what happened
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  Speaker 1: to him after he left the People's team, but it
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  Speaker 1: played with Cleveland also. But Ron Harper played a long
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  Speaker 1: time in the NBA plaque in the Jordan Chicago Bulls
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  Speaker 1: days and all that, and he ran to defend the.
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  Speaker 2: Honor of the run.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, old school NBA guy saying, quote, I'm over this BS.
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  Speaker 1: Let the kid play basketball and enjoy how good he
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  Speaker 1: has been over his career.
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  Speaker 2: Close quote, it's pretty cool. You're a boy still at
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  Speaker 2: age forty. It's awesome. So that is not a denial.
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  Speaker 1: Let me point out for those of you a little slow,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a denial from Ron Harper. It's a who
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  Speaker 1: cares if he's doing peds, it doesn't matter. And that's
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  Speaker 1: generally been the mindset in the NBA. That's generally been
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  Speaker 1: the mindset. Like baseball. People go bananas in baseball when
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  Speaker 1: someone's accused of peds. Not even so much anymore. I
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  Speaker 1: think the younger generation loves steroids. I think they're all
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  Speaker 1: about it, But the older generations will get very upset
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  Speaker 1: and there was a huge scandal at thirty years ago
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  Speaker 1: involving steroids in baseball, and that I get the sense
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  Speaker 1: now like people won't care. It's like he want to
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  Speaker 1: be entertained, and that's it. And I've evolved my position.
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  Speaker 1: And I was of the mindset and baseball that none
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  Speaker 1: of those steroiduys should get in the Hall of Fame.
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  Speaker 2: And then I started seeing guys.
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  Speaker 1: I was ninety nine point nine percent sure did steroids
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  Speaker 1: who got into the Hall of Fame. So I thought, well,
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  Speaker 1: why A you're holding Bonds and Clemens out if you're
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  Speaker 1: going to let so and so and so and so,
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  Speaker 1: and makes no sense. The other part of this, which
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  Speaker 1: has been pointed out by some and I just want
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  Speaker 1: to follow up on it. One of the great documentaries
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  Speaker 1: back in the day, the Dark Side documentary, which laid
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  Speaker 1: out how Peyton Manning was a cheat more likely than not,
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  Speaker 1: and that got covered up by big NFL, big football.
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  Speaker 2: So the game.
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  Speaker 1: Plans seemingly the same here, like you Peyton Manning. There
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  Speaker 1: were connections to PDS that were put out in that
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  Speaker 1: documentary that the drugs were sent to Manning's wife, Peyton
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  Speaker 1: Manning's wife and people associated with Lebron are working as
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  Speaker 1: the cover if you will, if this story is accurate,
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  Speaker 1: and you have plausible deniability, if you're Peyton, Manning had
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  Speaker 1: plausible deniability. Peyton and anybody by the way, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he's all upset, but he had jim Nants and others
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  Speaker 1: Runder defendive, but he didn't sue anybody.
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  Speaker 2: And this Lebron thing, it's the same script.
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  Speaker 1: It's like somebody close to Lebron's and but Lebron's not
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  Speaker 1: doing it, but just happens. People around Lebron happen to
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  Speaker 1: have these drugs sent to them and things that make
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  Speaker 1: you go hmm, things that make you go hmm. But
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  Speaker 1: I am of the mindset, based on my years of
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  Speaker 1: doing gas baggery here in the middle of the night,
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  Speaker 1: that some of these guys are so.
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  Speaker 2: Humongous.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a a Paul Giamonti movie from from back
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  Speaker 1: in the day, Too Big to Fail.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I know that was about the banking industry, but in
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  Speaker 1: the context of pro sports, certain people are so big
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  Speaker 1: the leagues can't have them fail that it's massively important.
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  Speaker 2: Lebron is, you know, the greatest player.
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  Speaker 1: This generation, and all that stuff couldn't hold Michael Jordan's jockstrap,
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  Speaker 1: but so be it. So Lebron is doing things that
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  Speaker 1: have never been done at age forty. Now it is
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  Speaker 1: possible he's just a unicorn. He's better than every other
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  Speaker 1: forty year old. It's also possible there's a dimension of
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  Speaker 1: the multiverse where Lebron's got some really good, really good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the good stuff there. You know, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, wink not no. And then is how
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  Speaker 1: Lebron is producing these numbers. It's also again conceivable he's
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  Speaker 1: just cut from a from a different cloth and it's
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  Speaker 1: just amazing the aging process does not happen.
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  Speaker 2: Or again he's taking some.
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  Speaker 1: Magic beans that are allowing him to produce these great numbers.
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  Speaker 1: It is a bachelorette party spotted Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott
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  Speaker 1: at a casino in the Bahamas and hit him with blank.
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  Speaker 1: That is the riddle. What is the answer of the riddle.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see what we can find out. Does anyone know
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  Speaker 1: the answer to the riddle of the day?
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  Speaker 2: And let's see her. Meenie miney Mo can't read that. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: let's hear.
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  Speaker 1: Andy in Lion O' Lakes, Minnesota says the girls through
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  Speaker 1: Dak directions on how to get to Jerry Jones' personal
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  Speaker 1: glory hole. King Rory says, soldiers and eggies. Okay, wow,
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  Speaker 1: I can't read that. On the air something evolving a
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  Speaker 1: pickle from I forty Ian ferg Dog says, Oh, that's
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  Speaker 1: really mean for dog, you want to destroy Dak Prescott
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  Speaker 1: A phone call with Gunner phone call with Gunner, Asher says,
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  Speaker 1: a rubber chicken is the answer. Alf said the flower
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  Speaker 1: the pussy willow flower was used tupperware guests by Donkey
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  Speaker 1: Sausage big bag of toenail clippings from Lady side burns
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  Speaker 1: that the answer listener Mason and Huntington Beach.
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  Speaker 2: They hit him with another blackjack.
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  Speaker 1: Card even though he already had twenty, showing man what else?
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  Speaker 1: Hit him with one of Blind Scott's stolen canes from
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  Speaker 1: JT the Wingman, a giant salmon from Rob in Minnesota,
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  Speaker 1: the cover two defense from the Georgia Boy, paternity suits
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  Speaker 1: guessed by Ike and Roseville, Minnesota. Who else do we have?
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  Speaker 1: Page down? Cowboy Drew says. By the way, how's the
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  Speaker 1: Mallard cow doing? Cowboy Drew haven't got an update on
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  Speaker 1: the Mallard cown Awhile can I see him not touch
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  Speaker 1: my cow? Okay, that's my heifer. That's not your half,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: that's mine, Cowboy Drew says. They hit him with a
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: very large silicon object shaped like a hot dog. Okay,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: a lot of people, Chris and Kent Washington, multiple paternity suits,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of those type of answers there for sure.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Let's see all right, Uh, Lorraina, do you have an answer? Lorraina,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: she's thinking in the Mallard riddle.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: They hit him with a twelve inch marble.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Cake ben Okay, a marble cape still getting a not
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: cape cake.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, who cares? Bachelor bachelorette party bought it.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Recently, spotted Cowboys quarterback Dak prescotted a Cassino in the Obamas
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: and hit him with.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: The Eagles chair. Eagles, we have the This is great.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Listen, this is a you can't see Dak, but this
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: is what the ladies did at in the Bahamas. He's walking,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: he's got a baseball cap on, and they started serenading
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: him with the Eagles chant.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: It would have been more fun if if the Mayor
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: of Philadelphia had been there, the honorable Mayor of Philadelphia,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: that would have been more fun. We have her here
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: though back, well, maybe she was actually there.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: How would that?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Ow, let's go, let's go Bert. How great is it? Though?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: The Mayor, I assume, was not hammered when she was
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: speaking on a cold day in Philadelphia, and those women
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: were probably completely sauced in the Bahamas and they were
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: able to do the Eagle champ properly, but the Mayor
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: of Philadelphia could not get it out. I just can't
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: make it up.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Let's go to the phones.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Helmet Man is next up on The Ben Mather Show. Hello,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: helmet man.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Top of the morning.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: There is the great helmet Man ready to go. I
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: don't see in studio here, helmet man. I thought you
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: were coming.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: By Monday, Oh tomorrow. All right, well it is Monday, Kennedy.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Today is Monday, not Tuesday or Wednesday.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Right, No, Monday, come in tomorrow. How about that?
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Okay? Uh? Well, me and this guy we were cracking
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: jokes on the way home, and uh he said h
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: I said, he actually actually uh tell me what sun?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I said, uh hm, everything, okay, helm on man.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I said, uh, what's up dot Donald Duck? I
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: told them, and then he actually another quick's about what's up?
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: I said, oh, oh, nothing up in the sky? I said,
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: sky's blue. I said nothing up there. I said it's nothing.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you keep this up.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Netflix is going to call you doing Netflix special, you know,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: your own comedy show over there.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: I was out by the entering dome and I couldn't
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: get one Clipper and Nick Buyer they came by, and
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: then one guy say, you got to change your product.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: That's what they told.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: That's very rude.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: No, no, you gotta go those historians. They're all fat
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: cat rich people. They'll go buy their Clipper fans have
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: The Clipper fans are too bougie to.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: Buy the turn. You're rude. They were kind of rude,
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: weren't they, helmet man.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: No, they weren't rude at all. They just can't afford it.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: You're a helmet man. You got lower your prices.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: No, I had a Darious Mouths.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I can't believe no one wanted to buy a Darius.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Come on, that's riding Darious Miles a legend him and
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Q Man. I'm pumping my fists on the top of
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: my head.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: You're like, what a bunch of snobs Clippers fans are.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Coop's so jealous because the Lakers season ended. The Celtics
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: put him in a body bag over there.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: That was That was such a ridiculous monologue.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Was it great?
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Not?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I'm gla I'm gonna win a Marconia.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: I'm glad you did it, though, because the last time
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: you did that exact monologue and gave the eight point
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: five panic meter, the Lakers rattled off eight straight wins.
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: So thank you. I'm looking forward to that.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Go smoke some hookah with Luca. Okay, knock yourself out.
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: Ben's doing a monologue about a regular season game, saying.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, that that was by request.
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: I was, yes, it was. I don't believe that for
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: a second.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Why would I make that up? Yeah, go ahead, I
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: believe helmet man.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, I had to pip a jacket in the hat
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: and the guy was no want that Darius Miles. I said, no,
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I can't break it up because when they together, I say,
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: it's not fair to get you.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, that's a package. That's a package deal.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Of course, the fact that Darius Miles hasn't played in
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: the NBA in sixteen years might be a slight problem.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: But that's all right.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: You know, it can't wear.
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: A Darius Miles jersey without also wearing the hat.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: It's it's a package.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: And he last played with the Clippers twenty three years ago,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: so it's weird.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: I call him one fifty.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: You wanted one to fifty for that?
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah? For three items.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: That's that's just the Biden in flesh. He's not president anymore.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Are you putting? Are you put are you putting it?
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Are you putting a tariff on that?
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: I mean, jeez, his dollar fifty man, a dollar fifty
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: a dollar.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: But I'll pay a dollar fifty. I ain't fan a
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: buck one hundred and fifty.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Are you out of your mind? My god?
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen Lebron, James and Steven A on the floor.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: You know that video.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Lebron got up Lebron who said, I'm sure
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: truple defend Lebron.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: But Brona said he, you know, he didn't care what
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: the critics say about Brownie or whatever.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: And then he gets into it with Stephen A worried
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: about worried about what he's saying about Bronnie.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy, All right, helping man get back to the O. J.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Trow Is that over?
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Did you watch the trial?
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I was watching the uh bad way. But detective
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: wrong Ron Phillips and Johnny.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Cockran that Johnny Cocker Man, what an attorney that guy is.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: He's a bulldog.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Well they said he used the storytelling the creuts the jury.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: You know, it's just.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: That's the key to the storytelling.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: People love stories. Everyone loves a good story. We all
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: learned from stories. That's how we learned.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Storytelling. Uh attorney, the creuts the jury.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, well, oh man, another one more?
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Make it quick? Are you sure, or would o j Okay,
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: he did lose the other gloves in a struggle for
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: five to fifteen minutes. But why would he incriminate his
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: own show by taking the other glove and it's on
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: his hands, in his possession and take it to its home.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: He wouldn't do that. He wouldn't do that. How did
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: that glove?
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, I mean it is conceivable. Maybe is it
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: possible that helmet?
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Is it possible? Oj took the glove thinking he could
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: dispose of the glove and then he was in a
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: hurry because he had to get to the airport that
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: he dropped it, and he was he made a mistake,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: but he was.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: But he bumped into the outside air conditioning in the Harry.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: You know, well whatever he's doing because he didn't come
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: in the house from the front.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, you got your bog out of
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: your show. I gotta go. Thank you. Ain't come see
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: us tomorrow, come sailor.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: It's wrong, hey, Like basketball, tractor supply knows that a
• 27:03
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• 27:21
  Speaker 1: we have the Crumpy garbage Man from San Francisco calling in,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: not to be confused with Danny DeVito from Boston. Hello,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Grumpy garbage Man, welcome, good morning.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: I heard you guys talk.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were doing some hot talk sports.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: We don't nobody likes when we talk sports, so we
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: were breaking down. Now, Danny devito' is a trash man
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: in the Boston area and he was jealous. He thinks
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: that you guys in San Francisco make the most money
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: picking up trash.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Is that accurate? Oh you do? Okay, look at this
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: all right? What do we what are we? What are
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: we looking at here? Loo can trash man in San Francisco?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: What can you make that with no overtime?
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Bro? That's probably.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: So with no no overtime, but then you do overtime.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: What are we looking at?
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Like two hundred.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Depends on how much overtime you want to work or
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: seven days a week?
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Oh man, true? What do you think, trash man? San
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: francis a lot of hills in San Francisco.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Though, you got to go up and down?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, even just the hills.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: You got to go inside an apartment up and down
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: three flags of stairs, carried a hundred thous draft care Really,
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: they don't have trash shoots. They do that have shoots,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: so we gotta go get them.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, why that sounds wild?
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: So I don't know wild is the right word. I
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I use the word wild. I don't know it's wild.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: It seems, uh, draconian. I would use the word draconian.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hey, this is San Francisco, a man buildings, you.
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: Know, two hundred plus years old.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were designed for uh you know, fifty sixty
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: seventy people living in them.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: You got to go get the trash, right, I gotcha?
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, you're loaded, You're making a lot of money,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: and all the other trash men are jealous of you,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: a grumpy garbage man, so you should be happy about that.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of jealous trashmen out there.
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: We're always hiring and they can come over here.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: All right, Danny DeVito, you want to move to San Francisco, Dude,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: you can make a minimum one hundred and thirty and
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: then with overtime over two hundred seven days a week, right,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: come on, yeah, all right, well thank you, go take
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: a shower.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Thank you, go away.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: All right, there's the grumpy garbage man from San Francisco.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Lorena, what do you think.
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: I'm tempted, Ben, I'm very tempted.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Beautiful city to live in.
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: Might be able to afford to be homeless there.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's some political stuff that I don't like,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: but the views are beautiful, skyline and nice. You got
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: the Bay Bridge on one side and then you get
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: the Golden Gate Bridge.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Beautiful.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: I think you get to see humans in their authentic
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: form living on.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: The street as animals. Yes, feces. They don't have to
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: pick up with feces, they don't have to worry where.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's go to the phones again. Massello to
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Andrea and she's in the Bay area. Andrey, what do
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: you think you.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Can become a trash woman there in San Francisco make
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty thousand a year and plus overtime.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: That's big time money.
• 30:12
  Speaker 8: Andrea, Oh yeah, definitely is. But as a virgo, that's
• 30:15
  Speaker 8: not quite our thing.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: No, you don't want to hang out with the vermin,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: no way.
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're pretty peaky about things and cleanliness and things
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: like that. But hey, you know, more power to the
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: people that could use that.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Well, it's a very important job.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: And you don't realize how important picking up trash is
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: until someone doesn't pick up your trash, and then you
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: realize just how important that job is. Good too, I'm
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: gonna name drop here, but there's a great story that
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: was told to me by the late Vin Scully growing
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: up in Manhattan, and there was a sanitation strike in Manhattan,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: and it was around Christmas time. And then, of course,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: you know, he told the story better than anyone, but
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: he said, as a kid growing up in New York,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: there was a sanitation strike and it was around the holidays.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: And back in the days when the television boxes were massive,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: the original TVs were like the size of a refrigerator,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: and so people would get televisions and then what they
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: would do is they take the TV out, obviously, and
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: they'd wrap the box and they'd fill it with trash
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: and they'd wrap it in wrapping paper and put a
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: bowl on it and leave it outside their flat and
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: somebody would steal it thinking it was a TV.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: That was how they would get rid of the trash
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: during the sanitation strike.
• 31:29
  Speaker 8: Wow, that's pretty fabric. But whatever works.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you gotta get rid of it. You know
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get to get rid of it for sure. Anyway,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: you didn't call about that, Andrew, What are you gonna
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: enlighten this one?
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: Do you know how much we like the Farmer's Almanac?
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I love my Farmer's Almanac? How good? No Internet?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: They made that and they have all the answers without
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the Internet. They did that, amazing people.
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're right on the cusp of the food Worm movie.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Oh no, oh Spaghettio.
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: Full moon, oh no, March fourteen to eleven fifty five
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: pm Pacific time. Yeah, it sure is. That's why you know.
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: I'll call in as it gets closer. But I just
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: wanted to alert the mal or militia that remember you
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: feel it a few days before the day of and
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: a few days after.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: That is right? That is right. It's a whole week
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: of full moon.
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: And it's at twenty three degrees Virgo Pisces, similar to
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: the full moon lunar eclipse we had in September right
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: around my birthday. So this is more. You know, this
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: can really affect those particular signs, but in general, we'll
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: all feel it. And it's just basically tied into venus
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: retrograde as well. And believe it or not, then mercury
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: is about to retrograde March fourteenth, so I'll talk about
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: that to late Tril seven. So the baseball season actually
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: starts with mercury retrograde. So expect some travel delays and
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: so on and so forth. But you know, the full
• 33:02
  Speaker 8: worm moon is coming up really soon, and it's a
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: solar it's a lunar eclipse, so that's an even more
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: intense energy that's being felt. So the full moon lunar
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: eclipse can be seen I think right before it happens.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, and baseball's open. What kind of the
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: opening day?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: It's good for us because March a well the US opener,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: but the Dodgers and Cubs will play March eighteenth, so
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: we're eight days away from the first major league game
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: in Tokyo. Oh that's right, March eighteenth and March nineteenth,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Cubs and Dodgers.
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, oh, that should be interesting with the travel upset though.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: We'll be covered up in our LA affiliate. The game
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: first pitch at three ten Pacific three ten am. So
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: we'll be covered up. I mean, it's bull crap. I mean,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna getting covered up, my overnight shows getting covered up.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Who's doing a pregame show at two in the morning
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: for the Dodgers by the way, Yeah, all right, well Andrew,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: thank you and great information as always.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: And if you want to say hello to Andrea on
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: x virgo in service, there she goes, thank you. All right,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: all right, have a good bath. There she goes, Andrea there,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: all right, it is.
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  Speaker 2: sports needs or advise someone.
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  Speaker 1: Coach, player, a prominent media figure, and who needs their advice? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I figure this week it's rather obvious Mike Tomlin needs
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  Speaker 1: our advice. These Steelers traded for DK Metcalf, but they
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  Speaker 1: don't have a quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: They now have two premium grade wide receivers, but they
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  Speaker 2: don't have a quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: So I know they're up late there or up early
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  Speaker 1: now in the burg. So advice to Mike Tomlin and
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  Speaker 1: the Steelers on getting a quarterback at eight seven, seven
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  Speaker 1: ninety nine on Fox.
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  Speaker 2: You're live on the air. When you're here my voice. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: Line one, you're on the airline one.
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  Speaker 1: Go no, it is not all right. You are next
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  Speaker 1: line too. You're on the airline too. Advice please do.
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  Speaker 1: These Steelers on getting a quarterback.
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  Speaker 8: His name is Luca and he can't beat the Celtics.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I love that. That's a great call. Rack him.
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  Speaker 2: That's all. That's a different show. All John, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know I know your name. I'm hanging up on you. Nobody.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know anyone's name. I'm hanging up on you.
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  Speaker 1: Your next Hello, line line three. You're on the airline three.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, jod blast goage.
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  Speaker 1: All right there you go, get a room. Let's see
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  Speaker 1: your next year. Advice to the Steelers on finding a quarterback. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: line five, Remember.
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  Speaker 4: To tell your clocks for people. I missed the first hour.
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  Speaker 1: No no wait, oh, ferg bet job by you, Fergie line.
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  Speaker 1: Go back to line one. You're on the air line one.
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. Hello, line one, Yeah, God.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, still alive after all years. Gagt retired. He's eating
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  Speaker 2: the early Bird special in Florida, he's out of the game.
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  Speaker 2: Line two, you're on the airline too. Hello, I have
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  Speaker 2: a trash truck.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is the show for you. Line line three,
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  Speaker 1: you're on the air at eight seven seven ninety nine
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  Speaker 1: on Fox. We're giving advice to Mike Tomlin and the Steelers.
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  Speaker 1: They need a quarterback. Hello, Line three.
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  Speaker 4: Ben, I would tell him that my girlfriend can't wrestle,
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  Speaker 4: but you should see her.
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  Speaker 2: Bob. Okay, thank you. That joke can never get sold.
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  Speaker 2: First time I heard it was about twenty two years ago.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Line five, you're on the airline five. Yeah, that loud call.
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  Speaker 4: It was right, God glass.
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  Speaker 2: Don't okay, Hey, that seems like that keeps getting in
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  Speaker 2: line uh. Line six, you're on the air line six.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, they got two good receivers. I guess they just
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  Speaker 4: don't draft a ghost in the draft.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. Maybe that's all they have to do,
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  Speaker 2: Sean hood guy. Line one, you're on the airline one.
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  Speaker 2: Hurry up, go, Line one.
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  Speaker 4: Move to Colorado. Become a milkman.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's the way to do it. Milkman, make more
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  Speaker 2: than trash man. Hello. Line three, you're on the airline three.
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  Speaker 2: Go Yeah, Garrett Bragg, though Okay, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: Bring back Bradshaw, get them off TV. Line four, you're
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  Speaker 1: on the airline four.
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  Speaker 8: Go Carrie, it's okay to masturbate.
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  Speaker 4: Just don't get caught right handed.
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  Speaker 2: All right, thank you for that. Line five, you're on
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  Speaker 2: the airline five.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, no playoff wins, no super Bowl, no quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. Line six, you're on the air line six. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: instant advice line for the Steelers. They need a quarterback.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you think Mike time when Aaron Rodgers and Pat
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  Speaker 4: mcaphe go together like he would beat it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that would be fun for talk radio. I'm all
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  Speaker 2: for that. Yeah, I endorsed, Aaron Rodgers said as a
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  Speaker 2: talk show host.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, line one, you're on the airline one. We're giving
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  Speaker 1: advice to Mike Tomlin and the Steelers. Hello line one
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  Speaker 1: at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, love doage.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, he keep killing? Hup? Line up. Line three, you're
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  Speaker 2: on here. Hurry up.
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  Speaker 5: If you're thinking about Aaron Rodgers, just remember he's only
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  Speaker 5: a year younger than Ben Roethlis.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hurry up, coopay a final call. Hurry up?
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  Speaker 6: Which one?
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  Speaker 2: Hurry up? Line one, you're on the elastic go I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't understand he wasn't fast enough. Line one. That's a
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  Speaker 2: bad job. By line one,