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them all season long all year long really To
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recap kind of what happened last week week 16
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It's it's very close to the end. I mean some
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would say that You know this slate kind of is
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ass and we'll get into it. We'll get into it
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here shortly But I ended up going three and three
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last week. Not a great record, but won my surefire
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and we cashed the surefire parlay. So if you
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tailed that, you're welcome. Yeah, three times
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this year, I believe. And I'm I'm doing pretty
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good. The units are the units are here. Tis the
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season and this the Christmas season is here.
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Chris, I mean Santa. How did you do last week?
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I did pretty good when eight and four like you
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said cash. Or one much surefire pig also cast
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the surefire parlay hit a couple of touchdown
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score bets in there as well. So yeah, it's pretty
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good. Families getting Christmas presents this
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year, so that's that's good. Last week was clutch.
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But yeah. It was, it's pretty fun week. Um, yeah,
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uh, ready to get into this. I mean, yeah, the
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slate kind of stinks, but I mean, there's still
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money to be made there. So Sean, how did you
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do? Yeah. Uh, real quick, Santa, um, or yes,
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my child or Chris Kringle as the, as the stockings
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say behind you. CK Chris Kringle. Just had to
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point that out real quick. Yeah, I went four
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and four last week. We'll take 500 though. Helps
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with the surefire pick. Shout out the boys for
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the surefire parlay. And a live boost to Joanne
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Jennings TD. Wasn't too shabby either on Monday
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night. But I have to say something. Today is
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Festivus, December 23rd. before we get into it.
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Since it is Festivus, it is time to officially
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air our grievances. And this one is aimed solely
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at DK Metcalf. And as a sports better, I ask
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for very little. I don't ask for miracles. I
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don't need 200 yards a game. I just ask for basic
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professionalism. and the ability to not completely
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sabotage my futures by doing something astronomically
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stupid. I have DK Metcalf over six and a half
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receiving touchdowns for this season. Not a crazy
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number, not a stretch, very reasonable number.
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He's sitting at six, six right now. One more
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singular touchdown in this caches. And what does
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DK Metcalf do? He decides to punch a fan in the
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face. A fan. Not a player. Not a ref. Not someone
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lining across from him in the press coverage.
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A fan. And now he gets suspended for the final
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two games of the season, effectively ending my
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future, and I believe Will has his future as
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well. No week 17, no week 18, no chance to cash,
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just a dead ticket. Because he just couldn't
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keep his composure for five seconds and Look
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fans could be idiots. We all know it But you
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are a professional athlete you're making tens
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of millions of dollars with incentives guarantees
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and Honestly like there's kind of a ring on the
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line to be honest Instead you just lost me a
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bet and this might have cost him 45 million dollars
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as well in guaranteed money and yeah uh that's
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self -inflicted damage and honestly I don't feel
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bad for you to be honest um this is not an injury
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it's not bad weather like I don't feel bad for
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you losing this money for you swinging on a fan
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um this just is a guy who just could not control
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himself So yes, DK Metcalf, from the bottom of
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my heart, you deserve everything you have coming
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through you. This is a Hall of Fame level bad
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beat, a true festivist grievance, and a reminder
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to all betters everywhere, sometimes it's not
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the math that gets you, it's just human intuition.
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So to that I say, serenity now. Serenity now!
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Sorry, I had to get that out of the way before
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we got into it, but it felt appropriate for the
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day of recording being December 23rd. It did.
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I forgot that it was the 23rd. Kind of pissed.
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I should have put a poll in the background. Quick
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question. How did he cost himself potentially
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40, say 45 now? Is it like, cause he's not finishing
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the season? Yeah, it's, I think it's within like
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the NFL's like rules of conduct, like that something
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in his contract will void his guaranteed money,
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which is $45 million. Okay, that makes more sense.
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Because I knew I think the suspension comes with
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like a $500 ,000 fine. Which I'm surprised it's
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not a lot more honestly. Yeah, that's, you know,
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I don't want to Don't want to blow this out of
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proportion, but he was very aggressive towards
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a fan and I Did have that bet as well. I don't
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think I put as much as Sean did on it Which which
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doesn't you know it? It doesn't matter the the
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unit size Well, yeah, you know so you let's blow
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the thing yeah, but Anyway, whatever But also
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I do have DK Metcalf on my my fantasy team and
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I am playing in the finals next week. So That
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kind of sucks. But also he's very inconsistent.
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So Who the hell cares anyway Let's see, I'm trying
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to think of any other grievances Now I think
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that's it week 17 and the NFL season is here
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for those uh for those listening um and not watching
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uh chris is dressed up as santa claus um if that
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wasn't too uh too obvious um which uh hopping
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on the uh on the zoom here it uh took me for
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a loop right quick um but i get it it's uh it's
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the holiday season the holiday season um all
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right let's get into these games um okay so We're
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only going to talk about one Christmas game because
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the others, I mean, they all kind of stink, but
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this one stinks the least. It's the Lions at
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the Vikings. I believe it's the middle game,
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the afternoon game. Vikings are home dogs by
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seven and a half points. J .J. McCarthy is injured.
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And so Brock Osmer, is that is that Brosmer Brosmer
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Max Brosmer. What, who am I thinking of? Max
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Brozmer. He's playing. I also, right, right before
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we got on, I was like, shit, what is that guy's
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first name? Cause I also thought it was Brock.
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And I, and I Googled it. I was like, why did
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I think it was Brock? And I was like, was I thinking
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of Brock Besser? That's the only thing I could
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think of. I was maybe thinking of Brock Osweiler.
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Or that. Yeah. I don't know. That's what, that's
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who I was thinking of. Yeah. But but anyway NFC
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North matchup the Vikings are home dogs by seven
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and a half points the over unders forty three
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and a half I will take this one the Lions are
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are Busted they're they're busted right now It
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doesn't It's like It this is begging me to take
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the Lions right now Because I mean like they
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they They could have that ending of the the lion
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Steelers game had a crazy ending even if you
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take out the the Metcalf punching a fan That
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ending was kind of wild but the Vikings are are
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also kind of dogshit right now, so It's a it's
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it's so weird this this this Christmas slate
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is so weird, but I'm going to go with the over
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43 and a half If Max Osmer does that does that
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is that his name? I believe it's bro. Is it Brosner
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or Brosner? I don't know. Yes, one of the two.
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I don't know. I knew we had one bad game and
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then the other game he played was not that bad.
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But also the Lions defense is not good, not good
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right now. But also there is a potential that
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the Lions beat the shit out of out of the Vikings
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so With that it's kind of like I mean if they
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win by 20 points The Vikings can score 14 that
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math doesn't add up, but I think it will I Think
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the score will add up to be over 43 and a half
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and it's Christmas Give me give me something
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so Santa. What do you think? Um, the exact opposite.
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I have under 43 and a half. Um, Minnesota's defense
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has been playing pretty well last few weeks.
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Uh, I, they held a very high profile, uh, chiefs
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or chiefs, excuse me, Cowboys offense. There's
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24 points and they obviously bitch slapped them
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in that game. Uh, so I think they'll be able
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to slow down Detroit. Uh, last time they played,
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they also held the Detroit to 24 points. I don't,
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I just don't think they're gonna I don't think
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the Lions are going to be able to score that
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much. I know they're pissed off, but they often
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last week. I mean, I know they were able to make
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a game of it late, but for 75 % of that game,
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the office just did not look good. And the scissors
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defense, it's nothing like spectacular. So I
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think this game is going to suck. Yeah, I think
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Brosmer. I mean, I know against Seattle, he had
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a buck 26 and four picks. I know Seattle's defense
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is far and away better than Detroit's, but I
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think Detroit, I think they probably route them,
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but I think this game sucks. I'm not going to
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watch it. Don't don't watch any of these games.
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Spend time with your family this Christmas. These
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are all going to fucking suck. So, yeah, I might
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take the under on every game on Christmas, honestly.
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But yeah, under forty three and a half is my
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official place for this one. Where it's from
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Santa. Not when you take it. Yeah. Well, I took
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a step back for a sec a lion Steelers was an
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all -time rough show Just such a disappointing
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into such an awesome drive and ending like Few
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plays from the Lions. They just kept getting
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calls in the red zone that OPI was I don't know
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what the fuck that was about but Yeah I'm gonna
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take the Lions minus seven and a half here. And
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now the only way that the Lions have a prayer
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in making the postseason is if they win out and
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the Packers lose out. It's not impossible because
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airing our grievances on Festivus, I started
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our fantasy season six and one and had a 98 %
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chance to make the playoffs and ended up losing
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the whole damn thing. So... It's not impossible
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So I'm going with the Lions my seven -and -a
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-half Lions are gonna do the job that they have
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to do You know Two days before the Ravens game
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which we'll talk about neck or in a few few minutes
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But I mentioned earlier in this season that Jared
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Goff and the but versus the Vikings he is eight
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and one against the spread versus the Vikings
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And we also know that golf and Campbell play
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indoors Super well, especially in a dome covered
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by covering by five or more points But I find
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I did find an interesting stat besides those
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teeth besides those teams facing either the Giants
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like the Vikings or the Jets in the previous
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game and Then have to play in a short rest are
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11 and 30 against the spread since 2023. So yes,
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give me the Lions in a must need Christmas afternoon
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when please them. Thank you. Okay, there it is.
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Spend time with your family this Christmas. Not
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watching football these games are gonna Yeah,
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we'll see anyway Saturday there's two games The
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first of which is the Texans and the Chargers
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the Chargers are favored by two and a half points
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here over under is 39 and a half Santa I'm gonna
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let you Start this one All right, I'm taking
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the Chargers short spread minus one and a half
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These two teams are pretty much identical at
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this point this season Great. Strong defense,
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beat to shit offensive line. Can't really run
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the ball that well. The charge has actually been
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able to run it less. Oh crap. I've been less
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the last few weeks. Um, so in that situation,
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I'm just going to take the team. I trust more.
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Uh, I think Herbert and Harbaugh are a better
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combination than shrouded in, um, the Texas head
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coach, um, who I obviously know the name of it.
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But yeah, I think they're better. I think they're
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going to win this football game. Couple of stats.
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No, that was there. Shit, what is this guy's
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name? Someone help me. I know it. It's just,
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of course, when I had to think of it, I forgot
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it. Lovey Smith was the previous coach. Damn,
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I don't know. I'm not going to look it up. I'm
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going to go Ryan's. Thank you, to me, go Ryan's.
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Yeah. Uh, so I think, but, uh, yeah, a couple
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of trends from our friends at trend center for
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this one, uh, Harbaugh is eight and one against
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the spread as a home favorite, uh, with it, with,
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uh, the chargers pretty damn good. And another
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one, this one's a bit of a mouthful, so bear
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with me. Um, this is a money line trend, but
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minus one and a half. And so hopefully they would
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be able to cover that as well. Um, also might
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just take my life. The number gets a little bit
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better. So who knows, but this is called home
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favorite, seek redemption and rematch. So when
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a home favorite is taking on a team who they
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previously lost to on the road since 2022, and
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this team's winning percentage is higher than
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50, they are 94 and 18 straight up winning 10
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straight football games. Pretty fucking good.
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So, um, that stat may appear. Later in this episode,
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we'll, uh, we'll tease, but, um, yeah, chargers
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minus one and a half. Um, if the number gets
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below one 20, I'm going to take them straight
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up. Uh, so yeah, let's go bolts. Uh, well, what
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are you thinking? I'm also on the chargers here.
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Um, I basically most of the things you said,
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they're just, they're very similar teams. Um,
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it's just the Texans office is like, kind of,
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uh, Yes Yes, John I'm telling the dog to go lay
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down. Sorry Okay, it's pretty sure I was muted
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but Call me out on it But yeah, the the chargers
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are just a Just the the team I trust more which
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is weird to say that about the chargers Because
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it feels like almost every part of them is is
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Injury written I mean Herbert's got one hand
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But like the Texans offense right now is just
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kind of broken It's not really it's not really
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gel and it seems like they're like most of their
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games these past couple of weeks There's been
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rock fights Which is which is you know worked
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out for them also? The Chargers I mean they're
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not completely out of the the one -seat fight
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they could if they like went out and I think
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if The Broncos lose one more game. I think they
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are not not the Broncos the Patriots I think
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if the Patriots lose like one more game then
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then they have the one seed so It's a they have
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some more to fight for here The Texans I I'm
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not sure if they can actually make the playoffs.
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I mean they've been winning games, but With the
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way the wild card is right now Probably should
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have looked that up before in but but anyway
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I think the Chargers think the Chargers take
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it That's all I got Sean. What do you think?
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I'm going over 39 and a half. This is a massive
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game for the AFC playoff picture Which matters
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with seeding I'm not expecting any quit from
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either side of the ball and if anything urgency
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tends to create more aggressive decision -making
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and let's not forget good defenses don't off
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always kill overs It often creates short field
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dogs short field turnovers and sudden scoring
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opportunities Chargers offense they're averaging
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twenty seven point eight points per game at home
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Justin Herbert Yeah He's limping, but he's still
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more than capable of carving out a few effective
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drives, especially against Houston defense that
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invites quick throws and intermediate completions
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when they dial up pressure. Texas defense, yeah,
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they've kind of been the story all season. They're
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allowing just 16 and a half points per game,
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but this best in the NFL. Herbert has faced seven
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teams allowing under 20 points per game and the
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Chargers are five and two against the spread
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in those games just FYI for charge betters They've
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shown they could still score and compete against
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elite defensive units Dig a little deeper hungry
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dog runs faster, you know, just kind of that
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mindset around it Yeah, I think I think 39 and
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a half is just like a little too low for these
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two very competitive offenses as well as defenses.
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But these are two playoff motivated teams, two
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starting quarterbacks who can move the ball.
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It's a modern NFL environment that just consistently
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favors offense. So give me the over for 39 and
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a half. Okay, moving on. The other Saturday game.
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uh the ravens at the packers the packers are
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home favorites by two and a half points over
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under is 40 and a half uh last week um in a 4d
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level chess move i tried to uh i tried to be
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better than everyone else uh by uh by picking
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the ravens um and that did not work um the ravens
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are bad they're not a good team uh and i i don't
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know if i could put money behind them And the
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Packers Jordan Love went out with an injury.
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I don't know if he's playing in this game or
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not But if he's not then it's Malik Willis and
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Malik Willis has shown as he's been pretty good
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with the Packers When he starts, but also But
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also he's a backup. He's also Malik Willis so
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This one's tough to call. I'm gonna throw it
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to Sean first Yeah I'm going Ravens Packers first
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half under 20 and a half. This has been an absolute
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cash cow all season. I either had this as a surefire
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play or a regular pick a few weeks back. It did
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not win, but at the time it was a one and 13
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and now it's two and 13. So we're going with
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the math on it. But through 15 games, 2 and 13,
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that's terrible on the first half over. That's
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by the Ravens, by the way. Green Bay this season,
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their first half under is 7 -0 in home games.
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So give me that. The best mark of any team in
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the NFL. Yeah, these first half over unders are
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going under by at least nine and a half points
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This is a massive margin. So I don't think these
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These books are getting too wise on it. It's
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a little juice. It's at minus 120 right now But
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you just got to kind of grind it out for 30 minutes
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of play at 20 and a half points. I think I'm
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gonna score three touchdowns in the first half
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I don't think so. So give me the under twenty
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and a half. Chris Kringle, what you got? Similar
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to you, I'm taking full game under forty one
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and a half. Will, you touched on it. Malik Willis
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is a backup. You know what else he is? He's questionable
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for this game. Who's who's going to play quarterback
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for either team? Because Lamar is also a question.
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Jordan Love, Concussion Protocol. We've seen.
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Players come back in a week after concussion
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It's rare though Malik Willis, even if he's healthy
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enough to play at least he won't be a hundred
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percent and even if he is I'm willing to roll
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the dice on an under with Malik Willis. No offense
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Malik I Just but with both these things are fully
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healthy. They prefer to roll the ball anyway.
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Oh god Was I not muted I clicked my mute button.
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My bad, sorry guys. I swear to God, I clicked.
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It said it was red. It did look like it looked
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like you like made a motion to anyway. I'm sorry.
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You're good. It was funny. Yeah, both teams and
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when they're fully healthy prefer to run the
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ball. It's also going to be freezing cold in
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Green Bay. I think it's going to be like high
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30s. So yeah, I just think. Much like the first
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game we discussed, this game is also going to
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suck. Yeah, so under 41 and a half. Will, what
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are you taking? I'm also on the under. This game
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is going to stink. I didn't know about that Malik
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Willis thing, but that makes me feel better.
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Not that I felt bad about it, but the Ravens
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right now, they have something. They have like
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a virus. I don't know. It's it's fucking with
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their computing. I don't know. They just can't
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figure shit out and nothing's working so I'm
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taking the under I do think the Baltimore D It's
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pretty good, you know, it's alright And the Packers,
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I mean they're there D. They lost them. They
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lost Micah Parsons, but I mean they still show
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up Not to mention I think the Packers can also
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They can potentially get the one seed if if like
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a ton of other things happen it just kind of
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depends on Everyone else and they got to win
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these win this game. So Now they lock it down
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under 40 and a half next game Sunday game in
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the afternoon Eagles at the Bills Bills favored
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by one and a half points the Bills Need some
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wins. The Eagles also need some wins. I mean,
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they're, I mean, they're essentially, uh, I mean,
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they're, they're guaranteed to go to the playoffs,
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but yeah. Oh, these teams are, but like, uh,
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wait, really the bills. Yes. The bill's clenched.
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Oh, I didn't know that. Um, that's interesting.
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Hmm. That's interesting. This game is just supposed
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to rock. Okay. It's just like Eagles bills, you
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know, right this game. I hope this game rocks
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but the Eagles like They're an ugly they're like
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the ugliest form of clinching the playoffs right
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now the ugliest form of winning a division they
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They they won last week, didn't they? Yeah, they
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beat the commanders. Oh Yeah, yeah whooped you
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do And so like I think this matchup will should
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get the the best out of the eagles, but also
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They could just play it safe and rest their starters,
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which I understand but also uh, but also the
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bills like They they need a really good win,
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too um And they've had you know a couple. I mean,
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it's it's week 17. But um for that I'm uh, i'm
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going the over over 43 and a half. Um, hopefully
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we get some uh get some fireworks in this This
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game gets some, uh, some accidentally going over
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type of vibes, um, from, uh, from these teams.
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Cause they're both coached pretty well. So that's
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what I got. Uh, Sean, what do you think? Same
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thing over 43 and a half. Uh, I mean, everything's
28:25
pretty much tied up between these teams. Bills
28:28
kind of need to win out. Patriots need to lose
28:30
out for the bills to clinch the division. But,
28:32
um, this is just kind of a low key gut feeling.
28:36
Josh Allen has never beaten the Eagles, but the
28:41
Eagles stink in December. In weeks 14 through
28:45
18, Jalen Hurts is just seven and 13 and one
28:49
against the spread in his career. I think these
28:54
QBs try to, one of these QBs has to overcome
28:58
one of these humps. And I think, like you said,
29:02
fireworks should be going. This could low -key
29:06
be a really great week 17 game in a game that
29:10
like doesn't really matter with like, you know
29:15
seeding and everything but like I Mean regardless
29:19
the bills need to win out But also like this
29:23
is an NFC verse an AFC team It is it's not really
29:28
gonna do that much to Get them over that hump,
29:33
but I do have bills over twelve and a half wins.
29:36
So bills do need to win out Yeah, this is just
29:41
a this is just a gut feeling I just want this
29:44
game to just kind of rock over forty three and
29:47
a half is the play for me Chris what you got?
29:53
Through the bills straight -up money line there
29:55
minus 110 on a smash more Buffalo 16, one at
30:01
home the last 17 games. Pretty fucking good.
30:05
Um, yeah, this office is pretty much electric
30:09
everywhere they go, but they're especially electric
30:10
at home. Uh, Josh Allen and James Cook are probably
30:14
the two best football players in this game. So
30:17
give me their, give me the bills. Um, I don't
30:20
think the Eagles are, we'll be able to keep up.
30:22
Yeah. They've beat up on some shit bag teams
30:25
last couple of weeks and the commanders and Raiders,
30:28
uh, Congratulations. Uh, I don't think they can
30:32
score enough points to keep up with Buffalo.
30:34
So yeah, I did not know that Josh Allen has never
30:37
beat Philly. Uh, don't love that, but got to
30:41
break it at some point. So yeah, bills, Moneyline,
30:44
um, another set actually two stats from our friends
30:47
at the trend center and the last 72 games after
30:51
Buffalo has won a game by three points or less,
30:54
they are 51, 20 and one that's against the spread.
30:58
but they're favored by one and a half. So to
31:01
cover the spread, if so facto, they won the football
31:04
game. Second trend. Yeah, second trend. It's
31:07
the same as the Chargers won with the home favorites
31:10
getting revenge. That's one in 10 straight football
31:13
games. So yeah, let's make it 12 straight with
31:16
these two bills, money line. Go bills or let's
31:20
go Buffalo. That's what it is. All right. There
31:23
it is. Next game. The next game is Sunday night
31:28
football the Bears at the 49ers 49ers favored
31:32
by three over under is a whopping 52 and a half
31:36
here big old number It seems that Every time
31:43
the Niners play a team That is more than decent
31:47
The defense cannot keep up, but the offense can
31:52
Enough to win the game. So I'm just gonna leave
31:57
it off here. I'm going over 52 and a half. It's
32:00
a big ass number. I like it because it's big.
32:05
I think I feel like every time there is such
32:08
a big number, most of the time that shit goes
32:11
over. Also the Bears, I mean, both of these teams
32:15
are still kind of vying for the for the one seed.
32:21
The Bears, I think more than the the Niners,
32:24
because I think because I'm looking at the standings
32:26
right now and three NFC West teams have clenched
32:29
the playoffs. Seahawks, Niners and Rams. I'm
32:33
not sure the Niners can make it up there, but
32:39
I do think that the Bears are more than capable
32:43
of scoring a bunch of points here. It's got to
32:48
be fun to be a Bears fan. I'm not going to run,
32:50
but I have no numbers to back this up and that's
32:54
what I got. Uh, Santa, what do you think? I hate
32:59
this game. Um, I'm taking the bears plus three.
33:03
I keep doubting them every single week. And some,
33:09
sometimes actually most of the time they will
33:11
play a half or just some sort of stretch of football
33:15
where you're like, this team is not that good.
33:17
Like either cable throw or an interception or
33:19
just some. Something stupid will happen. They'll
33:22
commit a fuck ton of penalties. But then at the
33:25
end they're always there either Losing in heartbreaking
33:28
fashion or just winning outright I'm taking a
33:33
plus three If this gets blow two and a half,
33:36
I might just take the over I don't know but um,
33:39
if it's three or more bears plus three I I hate
33:43
it and I know this is the week where I'm like,
33:45
okay, I'm actually gonna believe in in this team
33:48
and they're probably gonna get boat -raised.
33:51
But as of right now, bears plus three and a half.
33:53
Check the Twitter come Sunday to see what I get.
33:58
I'm gonna try not to flip -flop, but bears plus
34:01
three and a half right now. Sean, what are you
34:02
taking? The opposite. Sorry. Niners minus three.
34:09
Niners have been playing out of their mind recently.
34:12
They actually control the destiny of the Rams.
34:17
And the Seahawks, if they can win out, they can
34:21
win this division. And if they win this game,
34:24
they're going to get the number one fucking seed
34:26
in the NFC. Don't they play? Sorry to interrupt,
34:31
but don't they play L .A. or Seattle? They play
34:35
Seattle on week 18, but they already have a they
34:38
already have a win over Seattle on week one.
34:42
But if they win. If they went out, that means
34:48
the Niners will get the one seed, which gives
34:52
them home field advantage throughout the Super
34:57
Bowl. Because the Super Bowl is being played
35:01
in Levi Stadium. I didn't even, damn. Pretty
35:08
wild, pretty wild. So they could have home field
35:11
advantage through 2026, like until the start
35:14
of next season. Which is crazy. But I think they're
35:18
playing the best football that they can at exactly
35:21
the right time. Brock Purdy returning from injury,
35:25
reclaiming the starting job. Niners are 5 -0
35:30
straight up and against the spread, winning every
35:32
game by double digits or more. This dominance
35:37
hasn't been matchup specific either. They're
35:40
covering as favorites. They're covering on the
35:41
road. And again, On short rest to pretty's career
35:48
San Francisco is 14 and five against the spread
35:50
is a favorite of a touchdown or less and 11 and
35:54
three against the spread at home when laying
35:57
under a touchdown Yeah, Chicago story has been
36:02
impressive but This is clear this this just like
36:06
step up like in class. I mean, come on. The Bears
36:10
are coming off an emotional primetime comeback
36:12
win over Green Bay and historically they've struggled
36:15
badly in this spot following a Green Bay game.
36:20
Chicago was 2 -8 -1 against the spread after
36:24
facing the Packers and they haven't won consecutive
36:26
road night games in the same season since 2015.
36:30
So give me the Niners minus three. Sorry Chris.
36:33
I'm switching to the over. I'm switching to the
36:35
over. Yeah, I don't... I kind of... Kind of want
36:42
to take San Francisco now, but I, the bears have
36:44
just fucked me too many times. So over whatever
36:46
51 and a half, whatever it is over. I like the
36:50
over two. I think there's going to be a, a great
36:52
game. I mean, this is the best game in week 17
36:56
bar none. Yeah. All right moving on the next
37:02
game is Monday night football The Rams are playing
37:06
the Falcons the Falcons are home underdogs by
37:10
seven and a half points Over under is forty nine
37:14
and a half for this game Santa I'm going to let
37:19
you go first All right, give me that over forty
37:24
nine and a half. Oh Shawn do you have something?
37:28
Oh, okay. Uh, yeah. Give me over 49 and a half.
37:31
Um, I think this game is going to be fun. LA
37:34
is going to be pissed off after losing in such
37:38
dramatic fashion last week. Uh, I think there
37:40
could come out firing on the other side. Atlanta's
37:43
offense. Not bid terrible. Dare I say pretty
37:48
good with Kirk cousins. I know they're losing
37:50
football games, but in four of the five games
37:53
he started, they scored more than 20 points.
37:56
That ain't nothing. So, um, yeah, give me the
37:59
over. Um, also. I want to go on the road. It's
38:03
really gonna affect Stafford that much. They
38:04
play inside at home, obviously. So yeah. Uh,
38:07
give me the over. Not really much more than that.
38:09
Other than the over has hit in nine of the last
38:11
11 games between these two teams in hot Lana.
38:14
So I think this will be fun. I think it'll be
38:16
a shootout over 49 and a half. Uh, Sean, what
38:19
do you think? Going Falcons plus eight and a
38:24
half. Ooh. Yeah. Atlanta might not be heading
38:30
to the postseason, but this team continues to
38:34
compete, especially with Kirk Cousins. Falcons,
38:39
back -to -back road wins. And Monday night will
38:44
be their second home game in the past six weeks.
38:48
They haven't had a lot of home games recently.
38:50
So get them back in Atlanta. Since last season
38:57
Atlanta is 11 and five against the spread as
39:01
an underdog including seven and two against the
39:04
spread when getting six points or more and They
39:09
have only lost by one possession or more twice
39:13
in that span They consistently keep games close
39:18
This this is just a tough spot to lay a big number
39:23
with the Rams LA is just nine and 18 against
39:28
the spread is a favorite of seven or more points
39:30
They're built to grind they're built for these
39:34
like, you know low low lower scoring spreads
39:38
And they're not built to like blow out teams
39:43
Opening spread was seven and a half jump into
39:46
eight and a half It's great. It's an underrated
39:50
number Jake Drake London probably back. Atlanta
39:56
has enough of offensive firepower to stay competitive,
40:01
and Raheem Morris coaching into a national stage
40:06
adds in urgency. This steps up another close
40:11
methodical game. I'm going to take the Falcons
40:13
plus eight and a half. I'm going to trust the
40:16
fight for the big home dog. And honestly, if
40:19
this doesn't work out, I'm just gonna find a
40:22
touchdown score on Monday night and it'll just
40:24
even it out like it did Last Monday night with
40:27
joan jennings. Shout out joan jennings. So Give
40:30
me the falcons plus eight and a half Will what
40:33
you got? I have the over. Um, I was really really
40:38
thinking about taking the rams because I i'm
40:43
not sure if it's uh, you know if they're their
40:47
own destiny is in their hands when it comes to
40:48
getting the one seed, I don't even know if It's
40:51
it's possible for them. I guess I should have
40:55
ran that before that show before the show. Look
40:58
that up. But but that is a big number. Seven
41:01
and a half is a big number. Sorry, I keep dropping
41:05
my pen. Sure. Your white gloves that you use
41:10
to keep your hands warm when you're delivering
41:13
presents. But but like For everything that Chris
41:20
said like it's a big number, but the over it
41:24
feels like this game is going to cruise the The
41:29
Rams, you know could possibly win this game.
41:32
I think there is These animals dude the rails
41:40
on this freaking crack But But yeah, I didn't
41:53
know Drake London was coming back even better
41:56
And the Falcons I mean and then they've showed
42:00
that they can put up some points here someone
42:03
brought up the Chris brought up that stat about
42:05
like the over is hit like 11 and wonder or something
42:09
and I had to in last 11 Yeah, not in two in the
42:12
last 11. That's great. Give me the committee
42:15
over 49 and a half Keep it simple Alright That's
42:22
the main slate again. We're gonna go over Now
42:25
to everyone's favorite segment of the week the
42:28
double unit surefire guaranteed not to lose plays
42:30
of the week We cash a surefire parlay last week
42:34
Let's let's make it four times. Let's make it
42:38
four times cash in a double unit pick for all
42:42
of us I'll go first This game we already talked
42:46
about. I love the over 42 over 52 and a half
42:50
in Bears 49ers. I think this game will have fireworks.
42:54
I think. There's a potential that the Bears might
42:58
be finally seen in a. In a good light rather
43:02
than a they're just getting lucky kind of light,
43:05
but I think you know either way, this game goes
43:08
whoever wins. I think I think both teams will
43:12
walk away from this scoring a lot of points.
43:16
Yeah, I love this. I love this pick. That's all
43:20
I got. I don't have any stats. But Santa, are
43:24
you going to gift our listeners the gift of a
43:28
double surefire unit win? Of course I am. And
43:33
it's going to come in the sexiest game on the
43:37
board. Right up the road in Nashville, Tennessee.
43:41
The Titans will be hosting the New Orleans Saints.
43:46
Who wants to watch this game? A lot of people
43:49
should, because it's going to be fun. Over 38
43:51
and a half. Don't look now. Both these offenses
43:56
kind of cooking, both putting up 20 points over
43:59
the last three games defensively. They kind of
44:02
stink. Both the defenses allowing 20 plus points
44:07
per game on the season. So that's great. that's
44:11
40 right there that's just math um and also our
44:15
friends at the trend center have four trends
44:19
for this over and they have some pretty big numbers
44:22
i'm not going to read all the conditions because
44:26
a lot of them are a lot and i Well, I can't do
44:30
that. I'm not smart enough, but the they is favorites
44:33
with a low over rate versus equal teams 32 and
44:36
13 and one Sunday regular season early games
44:39
opposing divisions 33 and 12 Titans overs after
44:43
an under 11 oh and one and my favorite name poopy
44:46
teams over 78 57 and two over 38 and a half book
44:53
it. This game is going to rock Sean what? What's
44:58
your double unit guaranteed not to lose play
45:00
of the week? It was Saints Titans over 38 and
45:05
a half. Oh damn I'm just gonna read off a few
45:10
things that I got I Think it's no secret that
45:14
I've got this just going off Chris's surefire
45:17
pick It's no secret the Titans have given us
45:20
hope over the last few weeks, you know Saints
45:23
don't look too bad either Especially with shuck
45:26
a QB. I mean shuck it a lot of days down there
45:30
somewhere. I mean just yeah Get dry. Yeah Yeah,
45:41
I guess that Titans D In the way that canton
45:45
plan This this game's going over by a mile so
45:53
Let me just try and find a sure fire. I think
45:56
I might go. I think I might go, uh, Raven's Packers
46:01
under first half under, but that's Saturday.
46:05
I don't know if we want to stick to Sunday games.
46:08
We can do that. You can do that. We've done multiple
46:11
games. I've had Monday night sure fire before.
46:14
Yeah, but. All right. I mean, especially because
46:20
Sunday. I mean, you can do, I mean, obviously
46:28
we'll let you do the Ravens Packers, especially
46:29
because the Sunday slate is dog water. Yeah.
46:34
Other than the two games we talked about. Let's
46:39
see. Let's see if I can find anything. Just take
46:49
it. Yeah. I think I'm going to go Ravens Packers.
46:52
under first half. Let's keep it simple. Shout
46:59
out to Will for calling on me first. Yeah, shout
47:02
out Will. When you were like, we're going down
47:10
the road, I was like, oh no, I already know what
47:14
this play is. Because there's no other play to
47:18
make. In the saints Titans game other than the
47:23
over. Uh, that's it. That's a disrespectful number
47:30
to 38 and a half. Yeah. That, I mean, these,
47:35
both these teams have been putting up numbees,
47:37
dude. Yeah. I mean, you putting up, uh, the sink,
47:40
like Titans didn't cover by a half a point, but
47:45
they put up 24 on the, on the Niners. Yeah. Like
47:51
that wasn't like garbage timing. Like they put
47:54
up, they played well in the first half. Uh, and
47:57
they kind of dissect a good Kansas city defense.
48:01
I mean, and obviously, I mean, Chuck's damn good.
48:05
Uh, he ruined my saves under four and a half
48:07
future. Um, but damn that kid's good. Yeah. I
48:15
kind of love that guy. But yeah this week cam
48:20
ward is officially undefeated against the Kansas
48:23
City Chiefs Damn straight. It's not nothing Correct
48:29
Um Yeah, I'm just trying to see if there's anything
48:34
Yeah, I don't have any more. I don't have more
48:36
plays. I mean, I'll probably have a pick for
48:39
all the the Christmas games, but They might just
48:42
all be unders Mean I've I've got one more play
48:47
an extra play. I've got two but it's for a it's
48:51
for a Christmas game So we're just gonna sorry
48:57
guys, we're gonna we're gonna stick with the
48:59
the Ravens pets under first half Under twenty
49:04
and I apologize for a winner. Yeah, I Hope now
49:10
winners. This is the this is the pressure of
49:13
going first You know, it's yeah, because it's
49:19
it's Saturday because this parlay could be dead
49:22
before we even get to y 'all's games. I could
49:27
be dead before we get to my game. All right.
49:31
That's a happy thought around the holidays. I'm
49:34
just saying. Well, here's a Sunday night. Yeah.
49:40
Oh, I thought I thought you're just talking about
49:42
like as a person. Yeah. You're like I could be
49:48
yeah, I could be dead All right, well we're gonna
49:54
Merry Christmas We're gonna dissect that off
49:58
air a little bit. We're gonna see what that's
50:01
about Tomorrow's never guaranteed Tomorrow's
50:05
never guaranteed But that sounds that sounded
50:09
certain I am I am driving to the The the barren
50:15
state of Indianapolis of Indiana south south
50:19
of Indianapolis, Indiana For Christmas and that's
50:25
an Indiana my wife's brother. So my brother -in
50:29
-law They moved there so that's where we're going
50:34
There's snow over there so burr it's 70 degrees
50:41
here I know, right? Oh, great today. Yeah, it
50:45
did feel really good today. Shit. I don't know.
50:50
Well, that's the show. I mean, what else we got?
50:52
I mean, I always got to do the hot dogs. Sean,
50:55
have you? Well, we got extra plays. We got two
50:58
extra plays. Oh, right. What are your extra plays,
51:03
Santa? All right. One is Christmas Day. Kansas
51:08
City Chiefs team total under 10 and a half. This
51:11
team doesn't care. They're Just get them to the
51:14
off season, so they can go to Cabo. I mean, Kelsey
51:18
is checked out. Offensive line sucks. Rolling
51:22
out a practice squad quarterback. I don't think
51:25
they can score more than 10 points against one
51:26
of the best defenses in the NFL. So yeah, under
51:29
10 and a half. And then Bucks minus five and
51:32
a half against the Dolphins. Quinn Evers is terrible.
51:36
He looked like shit against a God awful Bengals
51:38
defense. Another Bucks defense also stinks, but
51:41
they... are better than the Bengals. So I think
51:44
bucks dominate. They, they, they gotta be pissed
51:47
off the way the last few weeks have gone. I think
51:49
they take out their frustrations on the Dolphins.
51:52
So yeah, bucks minus five and a half. Chiefs
51:53
team total under 10 and a half to extra plays.
51:57
Sean, do you have one? Yeah, I got one. One more.
52:02
Um, I'm going, uh, Cowboys, Manders first half
52:05
over 25 and a half. Um, in 15 starts. First half
52:12
for Dallas this year, the over, the first half
52:16
over is 14 and one. So just got to take it. It's
52:22
just blind principle pretty much. What was the
52:25
number? I was 25 and a half. It's pretty high.
52:30
Not going to lie, but. I mean, the Cowboys could
52:33
score 28 themselves. Yeah, they might have to.
52:39
I don't know who's going to start at QB for the
52:42
Manders, but because they're going to have a
52:47
career day with that secondary and that God awful
52:50
defense that the Cowboys have. So isn't it Josh
52:54
Johnson? Yes, Josh Johnson. I think Josh Johnson.
52:58
God bless that guy for Marcus. Yep. All right,
53:07
what happened to him by the way again, I missed
53:08
that game on no idea Okay, okay, no idea I don't
53:20
like all this talk. I feel like we would've heard
53:22
that one. Yeah All right, Sean, have you have
53:27
you thought about your hot dogs have you prepared
53:30
a strategy? Yeah Strategy is how many I will
53:40
eat a day or recipes or what? What's the, what's
53:47
the question? How many are you thinking you can
53:49
eat a day? Like over a long, not, I don't even
53:52
say long period of time, but an extended period.
53:56
I think I could eat eight in a day. Okay. Being
54:02
safe and not. Because the thing that is gonna
54:08
get you with this punishment is Overdoing it.
54:13
Yeah, so you you have to Man I I fucking hate
54:19
this punishment How are you now that I rest your
54:24
dogs So I figured I would just kind of do something
54:30
light in the morning maybe a plane dog in the
54:35
morning, maybe one or two plain dogs in the morning
54:38
for lunch. I figured I'd dress it up a little
54:43
bit, put some, you know, vegetables on there.
54:47
Well, like not real vegetables, but like, you
54:50
know, like onions or like jalapenos or something.
54:53
Then for dinner, you know, dress it up like real
54:57
nice, like get some mac and cheese action going.
55:03
get some chili cheese dogs going with some shredded
55:07
cheese on top. Really make a meal out of it.
55:14
You put you put a fried egg on a hot dog. That's
55:17
a damn good breakfast. Yeah, might not be too
55:21
bad. Maybe maybe even sprinkle in some poppy
55:27
seeds on top just for the fiber. Fancy. You could
55:32
do that. Yeah, because I think you're right,
55:35
like the like we talked about this a couple weeks
55:38
ago, like the the fibers, the dumps are gonna
55:43
be horrendous. Yeah, I mean, if I was doing it,
55:47
I would, I would probably like, put it just put
55:50
a salad on top of the hot dog. Yeah. You know,
55:56
you're trying to give a dog a pill. Yeah, it's
56:02
By my calculations, I think I can get it done
56:05
between eight and nine days. Yeah. All right.
56:09
Which is not terrible, but it's not good. Do
56:17
you think you will stay strong in the face of
56:19
temptation when looking at other food? I mean,
56:24
I have to. Okay. There's no other choice. Okay.
56:33
What brand, what brand are you going with? Undecided
56:38
at the moment, but probably whatever is cheapest.
56:43
And get those shitty ones from Aldi that are
56:45
like, and get like 30 for like six bucks. Yeah.
56:52
They might kill you. I mean, if the only thing
56:57
you're going to eat for Eight to nine days his
57:00
hot dogs. I don't think it really matters what
57:03
fucking brand you eat You're probably gonna keel
57:05
over it at any given point. I Probably would
57:11
like switch it up with the brands, you know keep
57:15
the body guessing. Yeah Get a you know a couple
57:25
of a couple days eat Hebrew nationals those are
57:28
some pretty good hot dogs um that nathan's hot
57:31
dogs are are very good um and then you know i
57:35
probably mainly uh mainly the oscar meyer hot
57:40
dogs or uh or maybe all the hot dogs because
57:45
they're so cheap the brand has not is not really
57:50
a factor to me at the moment but It will be something
57:56
to maybe consider because I think Was it on Saturday
58:02
will that we were talking it was like this is
58:05
a good chance to like compare actual like Brands
58:09
of hot dogs. Yeah. Yeah And I was like, wow,
58:12
that's a really good point so I could just buy
58:14
like a six pack of like each brand Yes hot dogs
58:19
and be like this. This is the best hot dog So
58:24
yeah, that's something to consider for sure One
58:34
of these dogs just farted in here it breaks guess
58:37
which one It's the big one it's the big dog Big
58:44
dog big poop. Yeah Sorry, I don't mean to go
58:51
off topic but Yeah. Damn my morals, dude. Damn
59:01
them. I knew I was going to lose, too. As soon
59:06
as he set his lineup, I was like, ah. That's
59:14
funny. Shit. Anything else? Any other hot dog
59:19
questions? Dude I just every time I tell people
59:25
about this They're flabbergasted and they think
59:29
it's it's genius It is a very genius punishment.
59:36
It's I Mean, it's the it's the perfect punishment
59:39
where it lasts for X amount of days where it's
59:45
not like one of those punishments where you have
59:47
to sit at a bar and Every shot takes an hour
59:51
off. Every beer takes 30 minutes or whatever.
59:54
It's not even a punishment. That's not a punishment.
59:57
My fantasy football punishment is I have to get
1:00:00
blackout drunk. Shucks. To make that the reward.
1:00:08
We're not going to do cash anymore. Winner goes
1:00:13
to a bar as long as they'd like. I'm gonna get
1:00:19
black out drunk. That's funny. Shit. Well, who
1:00:25
are you playing in the chat? I think I'm playing
1:00:30
Jimmy. He was pretty big on Carson last time
1:00:33
I checked. Yeah. My team fucking blows, dude.
1:00:40
It doesn't blow so bad that you have to eat 71
1:00:44
hot dogs. No, but I don't really want to hear
1:00:47
that kind of, Oh, no. Like I'm not trying to
1:00:50
compare plights at all, but I'm just, it was,
1:00:56
it was brutal, especially on pulling up the,
1:00:59
yeah. I put up one 44 in the first round and
1:01:03
I believe I put up half that in the second. Yes.
1:01:07
Uh, 79. Yeah. I believe I had two players and
1:01:12
double digits. One of them was my fucking kicker.
1:01:18
I, uh, I was doing the long, long game with the,
1:01:22
with the taunts. I kept taunting him at random
1:01:25
times so that he would remember. Yeah, no, like
1:01:31
at first I was surprised. I was like, Oh, Will
1:01:33
hasn't taunted me yet. That's kind of surprising.
1:01:36
And then you get like five, it'd be like five
1:01:39
in a row and then nothing. for like the whole,
1:01:42
the next window and then like six or seven or
1:01:46
obviously not. He didn't score 20 touchdowns,
1:01:48
but it was, it was depressing. So yes, it was
1:01:52
an effective strategy. Yes. To, uh, to reduce
1:01:56
your, uh, your morale. Um, but, uh, it's, it's
1:02:01
really weird right now. I think I'm on like an
1:02:03
eight game wind streak, which is, which is crazy
1:02:07
to me. You're on a six game. I don't know if
1:02:09
this includes playoffs or not. It does not. OK,
1:02:12
so you're on a seven game then. Yeah. Which has.
1:02:18
Come out of nowhere, seemingly. I think I much
1:02:23
like to the opposite of Sean. I started the season
1:02:26
not good. I think I started like one in five,
1:02:29
something like that. Not good at all. And then
1:02:32
then I just. I didn't do anything. The players
1:02:36
just started playing AJ Brown started picking
1:02:39
it up. Ted McMillan started showing up here and
1:02:44
there. The only really time I really had to pick
1:02:48
my matchups was was like, do I play Michael Pittman
1:02:52
Jr. or DK Metcalf? And most of the time it was
1:02:57
Michael Pittman Jr. because Daniel Jones was
1:02:59
very good this year. And then he broke so had
1:03:07
to But I'll have to play a Michael Berman jr.
1:03:11
This this week with it With old man rivers, so
1:03:16
I I don't know if he's playing again You don't
1:03:19
think so. Who are they gonna play Riley Leonard?
1:03:22
I mean he was helped he came in at the very end
1:03:24
of that Monday night game Just Take take the
1:03:30
dog out behind the barn. Like it's not it's not
1:03:33
worth it. This was not what you tried you tried
1:03:35
something I believe any person with half a brain
1:03:39
knew it wasn't going to work, but I mean, they
1:03:41
tried something. It didn't work. It was very,
1:03:45
it was bad. So, uh, yeah, just don't, don't make
1:03:49
him go out there again. He doesn't, there's no
1:03:50
way he wants to. Did they score like 24 points?
1:03:56
Uh, less or they scored more than 20. They scored
1:04:00
27, but like, cool. You didn't, I mean, He did
1:04:06
have flashes of looking pretty good, especially
1:04:10
in the first half. But then it just once it got
1:04:13
bad, it got very bad, very fast. Hey, fucking
1:04:19
way she goes. So I'm not I'm not super confident
1:04:24
in. My ability to win the league, but you know
1:04:28
what? We'll find out. This is the second year
1:04:33
in a row you've been in the finals. Is it? Yeah,
1:04:39
we played. I thought Carson beat me. I thought
1:04:41
Carson beat me last. That was two years ago.
1:04:45
Will and I were in the finals last year. Okay,
1:04:47
that must have been two years ago. That was last
1:04:50
year because I won the league against Will. That's
1:04:54
right. Yeah. Yeah, I got my ears mixed up. Yeah.
1:04:59
I don't really remember where I finished. Will
1:05:01
and I made a trade deadline trade to... trade
1:05:08
QBs and I believe tight ends and it worked out
1:05:10
for both of us and we both went on a win streak
1:05:13
to get to the finals. I ended up on top, but
1:05:17
it's doesn't matter now. It doesn't matter now.
1:05:23
It doesn't matter now at all because I'm at the
1:05:28
bottom and will could be at the top. Yep. I'm
1:05:34
bullseye. I'm pulling for you, though. I'm also
1:05:37
pulling for me. Please breathe. Please beat Jimmy.
1:05:41
Yeah, he's so funny. I need just seems good.
1:05:46
That guy's never sad. Everything in his life
1:05:49
is great. He's a fan of the Eagles. They want
1:05:54
a fucking Super Bowl. He goes golfing like every
1:05:58
fucking day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know
1:06:04
what? fuck that guy. He always tries to like,
1:06:09
make fun of us for being Titans fans. And I'm
1:06:12
like, you can't hurt me more than this team already
1:06:15
has. Yeah, that's the thing. It's just like,
1:06:19
yeah, it's like we're numb to whatever you're
1:06:22
dishing out. To be honest, like, because he's
1:06:25
right. I mean, yeah, he is right. But like, also,
1:06:32
who cares? We know what we are. Yeah. I know
1:06:38
that you can't say anything to me that I haven't
1:06:42
said six inches in front of the mirror as a Titans
1:06:46
fan. Like, we fucking suck. I know. Except Cam
1:06:51
Ward is undefeated against the Kansas City Chiefs.
1:06:54
That's important. That's an important stat for
1:06:58
me to tell my brother -in -law who's a Chiefs.
1:07:01
She's have not fared too well at Nissan Stadium
1:07:05
at least the last few seasons because there's
1:07:08
the block field goal game What four years ago
1:07:11
five years ago? That was the best game ever And
1:07:15
then it was my Super Bowl. Yeah, and then we
1:07:19
beat that shit out of them 22 23 22 and then
1:07:26
And then yesterday or Sunday, so yeah Hey, not
1:07:33
too bad not too bad at all Marcus Mario does
1:07:40
undefeated against the the Eagles as Titan at
1:07:46
least Yeah, the Eagles defeated him and defeated
1:07:53
in overtime Last week. Well, well, yeah, but
1:07:58
like as as a Titan Marcus Mariotta is undefeated
1:08:02
against the Eagles There it is Who's to say so
1:08:08
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stutter. Yeah, that's what I said. There's no
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sports. Yeah. There's three of us. Merry Christmas.
1:09:14
Merry Christmas. There's three of us. Now let's
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make some money. I wish it was Christmas today.
1:09:30
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