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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 26th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: I believe.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training class is now
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  Speaker 2: in session. M h. What's good everybody? Well? Today is Friday,
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  Speaker 2: which kind of is a different feel than the regular
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  Speaker 2: Friday because it's the Friday after Christmas, so everybody's been
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  Speaker 2: off anyway. Yeah, right, that's kind of quiet. I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know if anybody's hearing this right now, to be
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  Speaker 2: honest with you, it is Friday. It is December the
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  Speaker 2: twenty sixth, twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I am Woody at your service, along with Greg Gory
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  Speaker 2: Ahl right, we got Menace, Gina Grant, Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan, Vaughn,
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  Speaker 2: Dumbass Tyler, Yeah, along with Bord and Menji. So we
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  Speaker 2: are not here live today. We are on our holiday break,
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  Speaker 2: but we'll be back to start a brand new year
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  Speaker 2: of the Woodies Show on Monday, January the fifth. But
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  Speaker 2: some good stuff lined up for you. And you know
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  Speaker 2: what we say, if you haven't heard it, it's new
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  Speaker 2: to you. That said, we would still like to hear
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  Speaker 2: your thoughts on anything you hear on the show today.
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  Speaker 2: Show coming up on the show for you today, we
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  Speaker 2: got the d U i Q of course love it
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  Speaker 2: also some Fridday Oak only seems appropriate that we do
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  Speaker 2: that on a kind of you know, it's Friday, some
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  Speaker 2: au babe or eye roll for Greg Gory and uh
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  Speaker 2: was reading something kind of interesting about how the Southern
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  Speaker 2: accent is fading and most likely on its way to extinction.
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  Speaker 5: I don't believe that, Yeah, because I mean, I'm I
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  Speaker 5: was born in Ashville, Tennessee. Yeah, and everyone around me
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  Speaker 5: had the accent. When I go back home now it's
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  Speaker 5: it's much disappearance.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they got televisions and modern life.
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  Speaker 2: So what will the country singers do? Sammy less endearing,
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  Speaker 2: They're still gonna like lean into it or they can
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  Speaker 2: turn it on.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I mean, look at they'll fake it like
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  Speaker 5: they do now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, look at the West Coast.
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  Speaker 6: She has a country song out right now and she
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  Speaker 6: sounds mega country.
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  Speaker 2: She has so much twag. Channel West Coast. Yeah, thank you, Greg,
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  Speaker 2: Channel West Coast, Greg. She I mean, I know who
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  Speaker 2: she is.
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  Speaker 7: I watched Ridiculousness and she's that sits there.
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  Speaker 2: And last she's very talented. Okay, Well, cities are filling
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  Speaker 2: up with outsiders. Locals are dropping the accent to avoid
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  Speaker 2: sounding uneducated or or quote to hometown. Even kids born
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  Speaker 2: and raised in the South, they're talking like they're from
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  Speaker 2: California now. But if you can just drop the accent.
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  Speaker 2: But I would think like people would want to move
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  Speaker 2: to a certain place because they'd want to be a
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  Speaker 2: part of whatever that is. Like they like the whole
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  Speaker 2: Southern charm and like the Southern God.
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  Speaker 5: What is the accent that everyone puts on when they
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  Speaker 5: want to sound stupid, mock stupid people. It's Southerners, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: They don't put on to Baltimore. They don't put on green.
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  Speaker 2: They do Brea, the Massachusetts accent. They don't New York.
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  Speaker 2: They don't put New York. It's all kind of the
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  Speaker 2: version of the same.
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  Speaker 5: They don't put on a long eye an accent. When
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  Speaker 5: they want to sound dumb, they do still I'm a
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  Speaker 5: dumb hit exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Well, depends on what it's about. Mostly almost always, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's true.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's the stereotypical your adult hillbilly, red neck,
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  Speaker 7: et cetera.
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  Speaker 2: That's the enjoy this.
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  Speaker 8: I like it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's it's nice, it's it's guy that comes. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it depends because there's a difference, right, Like, I think
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  Speaker 2: there's one that sounds like kind of sweet, and there's hey, y'all,
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  Speaker 2: But then there's a matter of ones just like you know,
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  Speaker 2: like you're there, I don't I don't know how to
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  Speaker 2: appropriately appropriately described.
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  Speaker 5: You're like, there's a different sweet Hey, y'all, would you
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  Speaker 5: like some more sweet.
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  Speaker 9: To right, it's the southern versus the hillbilly.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Like, if you went I think there's maybe certain
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  Speaker 2: situations like if you needed open heart surgery and it
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  Speaker 2: was a life for death, right, life or death, and
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  Speaker 2: you go in, they're like, all right, now you've not
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  Speaker 2: met this person. You're not talked to him yet. You
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  Speaker 2: just did your research, you found the best heart surgeon
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  Speaker 2: on earth, and you went in for your consultation and
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  Speaker 2: go all right, man, so here's what we're gonna do,
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  Speaker 2: what we might do. We're gonna open you up, we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna go in there, we're gonna clean all that out,
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  Speaker 2: and then we're gonna you'd be like, maybe maybe I'll
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  Speaker 2: call number two on the list some people. So technically
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't care. But I hear what you're saying now, I
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  Speaker 2: get what you're saying. Now, technically everybody has.
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  Speaker 5: An accent, right, Yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Think any of you guys have one. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: I have one. My wife doesn't believe that. My wife
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  Speaker 2: did not believe that she had one until she met you.
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  Speaker 2: True story. She definitely has an accent, yeah, because the
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  Speaker 2: minute that the minute that great because she's from Saint Louis,
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  Speaker 2: so it's that whole like kind of Saint Louis. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: as have a black backpack. Yeah, it's in my cadillactic
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  Speaker 2: used to be way worse. Yeah, I don't talk like that. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: yes you do, right, yes you do. Wow.
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  Speaker 10: I got to listen to her more.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I for. I think makes two of us? Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Well, we have a weekly meeting here, staff meeting, what
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  Speaker 2: do you show? Staff meeting where we get together and
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  Speaker 2: we all discuss ideas. Right, what's everybody thinking for next week?
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  Speaker 12: Right?
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  Speaker 2: I'll usually do it like on a Thursday, and everybody's
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  Speaker 2: just like spitballing ideas. And some of them are really good.
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  Speaker 2: Some of them are quite frankly, just unusable because like
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, they go from unusual to unusable, right,
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  Speaker 2: Like I don't even know how we would do that,
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  Speaker 2: and something it's just ridiculous. Ones are you know, Raccoon News.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, some of them are awesome, but some of
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  Speaker 7: them it's more suitable for a nationally syndicated TV show
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  Speaker 7: with a multimillion dollar budget.
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  Speaker 5: Just get like a like a field open with like
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  Speaker 5: a bunch of production assistants.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, Okay, So I make notes obviously of everything and
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  Speaker 2: then I'll you know, take all the ideas and they'll
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  Speaker 2: figure out what we're gonna do for the following week,
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  Speaker 2: kind of get like a rough schedule together. Anyway, So
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  Speaker 2: I have some of these ideas. Some of them are real,
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  Speaker 2: some of them are not. Now, you guys might remember
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  Speaker 2: these meetings.
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  Speaker 8: It's not.
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  Speaker 2: From just the last meeting, all right, the ones that
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  Speaker 2: are real, we'll see if you remember this being an
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  Speaker 2: actual idea. But this is more for the listener benefits.
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  Speaker 2: I'll throw something out there and uh, you know, is
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  Speaker 2: it a real idea from the show meeting or not?
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  Speaker 2: And so this one. Since Sea Bass thinks he's good
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  Speaker 2: at literally everything, the question was how good would he
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  Speaker 2: be as a thief? Like to send him out to
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  Speaker 2: various retailers and see how many expensive items he could
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  Speaker 2: shoplift and see if he can, like you know, get
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  Speaker 2: away with it or talk his way out of it.
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  Speaker 10: It's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 5: I don't hate this idea other than the fact that
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  Speaker 5: I need a clean criminal record if I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: do these as a teacher bit.
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  Speaker 2: See that's one of the ideas that came up with
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  Speaker 2: see maask being a substitute teacher.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't hate the concept in general, Noah, But
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  Speaker 5: was it a real pitch?
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  Speaker 2: Was it a real pitch? Do you remember?
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  Speaker 10: I don't remember anyone saying that.
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  Speaker 2: I okay, well that's a fake one.
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  Speaker 6: Oh really I thought it was real because we did
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  Speaker 6: do that on this show that I worked on.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't do that like twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I got a Fratacci shirt and.
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  Speaker 2: I won the contest. Somebody had an idea each day
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  Speaker 2: we would interview an inanimate object from the office, like
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  Speaker 2: a stapler or a chair or a.
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  Speaker 5: P It sounds like either a Gina or a Greg idea.
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  Speaker 5: It's like it's high concept and yeah, please.
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  Speaker 2: Interview object and just interview an inanimate object. I think
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  Speaker 2: I would have remembered. Yeah, I please tell me it's
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  Speaker 2: not real. That one is not real? Hello, mister sta
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it sounds very wacky. All right, So you know
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  Speaker 2: how they'll do like no shave November. Okay, but do
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  Speaker 2: a month. Doesn't have to be November. But the idea
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  Speaker 2: was you go a whole month or maybe two months
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  Speaker 2: where nobody shaves down below, and then we all have
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  Speaker 2: to pluck one and then see who has the longest pube.
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  Speaker 2: I like that idea the longest pube contest.
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  Speaker 10: This is a nuclear mega as Greg would say, real pitch.
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  Speaker 2: This was a real I wish it.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, see me on the count of three, one, two, three, Morgan,
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  Speaker 10: thank you.
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  Speaker 2: What was the exact wording? Greg?
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  Speaker 5: Do you recall that Sammy used to describe this idea
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  Speaker 5: like disgusting, I believe, or heinous or like yeah, I.
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  Speaker 9: Found very gross the idea of them. Then somebody having
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  Speaker 9: just one single pubic hair of.
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  Speaker 2: Each of us to measure out.
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  Speaker 9: It was like the most disgusting thought on the plane.
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  Speaker 2: Sammy raised her hand and go buzzkill here. This is
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  Speaker 2: my feedback.
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  Speaker 5: This is from the show We all did adult diaper. Yeah, hey,
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  Speaker 5: rite instincts over here. Let me have John chime in.
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  Speaker 2: On this one. Well, if I remember how it ended,
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  Speaker 2: everyone goes, well, Morgan, you can do it by yourself.
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  Speaker 10: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, it was her idea. Yeah, but it's
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  Speaker 2: only fun if we do it as a Also, you
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  Speaker 2: can do it right now if you go to the
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  Speaker 2: men's urinal. Yeah, there's always pubes hanging out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is what I did in my senior year
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  Speaker 5: at college, where I shaved my pubes and gluted on
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  Speaker 5: as a mustache for my senior portrait.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I gotta see that.
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  Speaker 2: What I said, somebody had an idea pitched in the
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  Speaker 2: show meeting where we would all or some people on
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  Speaker 2: the show would attempt to keyster different items. We were
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  Speaker 2: talking about those little mini cell phones. Menace was talking
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  Speaker 2: about these little mini They're like, look, you think it
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  Speaker 2: would be like for an American girl doll? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: big in prisons these days. Yeah, And they're big in
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  Speaker 2: prisons and you can find them online. And could any
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  Speaker 2: one of us here in the studio fit one of
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  Speaker 2: those things in our butts or other things? Like one
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  Speaker 2: of the things could we keeister? Didn't we have a
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  Speaker 2: gun that got smuggled into a jail that way something?
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  Speaker 4: Ye?
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  Speaker 2: But yeah butt gun?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah but gun? Remember but gun? Good old? But
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  Speaker 2: was this was the keystering segment? Was that a real
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  Speaker 2: pitch or was that a fake pitch? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 10: Really, I think that was a real pitch. I remember
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  Speaker 10: this conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Remember who pitched it. It was a real pitch. Sounds
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  Speaker 2: like a really really pitch. It was you, It was
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  Speaker 2: Sea Bassy. Is a really pitch? I know, But I thought,
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  Speaker 2: you can what other stuff.
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  Speaker 5: You were like, he had thrown out a couple of
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  Speaker 5: different ideas well. The cell phones are number one, it's modern.
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  Speaker 2: But that's something like when they would like represent drugs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd have to get you know, baking powder or
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  Speaker 5: whatever for cocaine and you know, cause you hear about
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  Speaker 5: cigarettes going that way too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we would have to go to jail
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  Speaker 2: to do it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, would be cool if you got on those jail
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  Speaker 5: They have those jail skainers that are basically almost X
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  Speaker 5: rays now, Yeah, because they know your tricks.
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  Speaker 2: Because it'd be like, we've done guess what's in my
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  Speaker 2: fat role? Yeah, fat role challenge, and we've done that.
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  Speaker 2: That's a real thing that we've done. This would be
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  Speaker 2: guess what's in my ass? I love it, Hey, guess
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  Speaker 2: guess Yeah, I guess what I'm keystering right now?
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  Speaker 10: Their to me. I already front keysted something on the show.
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  Speaker 10: So you guys conduct that's something.
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  Speaker 2: That was made for that. It was not it was,
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  Speaker 2: or at least so Gina got sent. We were talking
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  Speaker 2: about what are those things called, like like the cop
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  Speaker 2: a period. Instead of doing a tampon, you will put
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  Speaker 2: this cup. Yeah, Stanley Pierre, I think I forget anyway,
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  Speaker 2: So Gina had said she never tried that before, and
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  Speaker 2: so somebody sent some and then she went to go
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  Speaker 2: try it. She went to the bathroom a halo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: are gross.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that's disgusting, but blood that's weird.
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  Speaker 2: You have to bring it back and.
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  Speaker 10: Have you guys like take shots of it.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Okay, how about this idea? Was this a
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  Speaker 2: real pitch to the show weather forecasts for other planets?
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  Speaker 2: So we give the weather report every day, but for like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, different plant Neptune, Saturn, Jupiter. This is a
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  Speaker 2: menace high idea? Yeah, it's not. It should be. Is
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  Speaker 2: that a real idea? Or was it made up? You
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  Speaker 2: guys remember just in case. Yeah, I don't recall that.
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  Speaker 10: I don't hate it, but I don't remember it being pitched.
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  Speaker 2: That is a fake pitch, should be real, fake fake pitch?
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  Speaker 2: What's that going to be?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 2: On Mars today? And I'll give you one more Morgan
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  Speaker 2: Morgan Morgan going on the trip with the random dude Cabo,
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  Speaker 2: And so it was it was a jump off from
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  Speaker 2: that to send Sammy on vacation. I'm gonna read this
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  Speaker 2: one verbatim, to send Sammy on vacation with someone black.
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  Speaker 2: That's how it was pitched. Was it a real or
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  Speaker 2: fake pitch?
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  Speaker 10: It can't be real because it's pretty dumb.
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  Speaker 2: That is a real pitch. That was Morgan's idea to
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  Speaker 2: be with somebody's husband. That's how west where it started.
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  Speaker 2: That's where it started. I wrote it down. I even
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  Speaker 2: put it in quotes because I'm like, Okay, we got
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  Speaker 2: to remember this part of it. I think we're missing
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  Speaker 2: a lot of dialogue that led up to the must
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  Speaker 2: this being you guys are right to defend yourself. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you so much, because it.
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  Speaker 9: Was because I because I went on the trip with
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  Speaker 9: my friend who was a platonic guy friend who had
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  Speaker 9: a girlfriend, And so Morgan's idea to send me with
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  Speaker 9: somebody's husband start a random stranger starting move that you
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  Speaker 9: could go on a trip with somebody's husband and nothing happen.
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  Speaker 9: But it didn't really make sense to begin.
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  Speaker 2: With, Oh it did, the original idea, the black part.
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  Speaker 13: I really don't really know how that got in there.
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  Speaker 10: I don't I don't recall that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's anyone else, no, no this, And by
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  Speaker 2: the way, we don't go back and add things later
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  Speaker 2: that I'm even putting in quotes means it happened in
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  Speaker 2: that moment. I didn't want to forget what the quote was.
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  Speaker 2: But does anyone else remember the context? No?
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  Speaker 9: No, yeah, I don't know anything would have led to that.
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  Speaker 13: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, hey, it wasn't my dumb idea. It was
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  Speaker 2: Morgan's idea. You would have thought it would have come
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  Speaker 2: from Miss Boston. I think I think we're missing a
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  Speaker 2: lot in between from the original idea. We didn't, yeh.
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  Speaker 2: We somehow ended up there. It got in Woody's brain,
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  Speaker 2: somehow know they got on the computer because somebody said
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: it in quotes in quotes. Well, that's how you play.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Was it a real or fake show pitch? Which one
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: was the real idea? Enjoy? Yeah, I don't care. I
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: think it's a pretty damn good idea, don't.
• 17:19
  Speaker 13: You You don't care?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Yeah, ta get a quick break away
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: for your vacation, Sammy More show is next. Hang up
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• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: See that's what's great about our audience. It's like when
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: we talk about some of these ideas, whether they're fake
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: or real, of these pitches, like that's how our meetings
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: work too, Like something gets thrown out there, and you
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: guys have been great on the text, like setting other
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: ideas back and kind of building on something that maybe
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: we just kind of threw out there. So thank you
• 17:51
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• 17:54
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• 17:57
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• 18:07
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• 18:12
  Speaker 2: we're always looking for a good idea. You know, some
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: people better ideas than other spot. See that's what I
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: like about Morgan's ideas, that they're so random they can
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: lead to other things. Yeah, and that's happened. That's happened
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: a number of times.
• 18:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's how spitball works.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do they say, there's no bad ideas in
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: a brainstorm?
• 18:32
  Speaker 14: Yeah, that's why I try and come with a lot
• 18:34
  Speaker 14: so that maybe at least one more.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Woody shows coming up. This is a Woody show and
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: we are into another new hour. Phones are open eight
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: seven seven forty four Wooding hit us up with a
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: text over to two two nine eight seven, So chickens
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: for the Soul day it. Greg was mentioning that this
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: is a nice surprise from Greg. I just remember, I
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: don't I can't recall any of the stories. I just
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: remember they were short stories, motivational, inspirational, and you know,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I like a good cry. I remember crying at them
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: and thinking that's so sweet. Okay.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: It's like stories about dogs or old people or walks
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: on the beach or whatever. It's the goofy, motivational, inspirational.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Okay. I thought it was just the saying. I didn't
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: realize it was a book.
• 19:29
  Speaker 10: It's a series.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, wown of those books it's written.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: It's an anthology collection of all kinds of stuff. Like
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: Greg said, it could be for there's chicken soup for
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: the NASCAR, Soul in the veterans, there's the dogs, cats, teachers, whatever,
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: but it is it's other people's stories that they collect, right.
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it's a collaborators collection of any short motivational
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: story and yeah.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: What he's dead on an album on the head and
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: it's definitely aiming at the reader's digest crowd, which is
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: why I was surprised pleasantly that Greg was like so
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: emotionalized by chick it really was.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Is readers digest still a thing? I don't know, probably
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: really a dentist office.
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: Maybe I saw it at an Airbnb not too long ago.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Well that makes sense that track anyway, So what are
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: we gonna do? Sea Bass? We have?
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: So we thought was well, if Greg cries at these stories,
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: maybe these the au babe or eye roll.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: It's all from chicken soup for the soul. Right.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: They have a they have a website where they published
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: like excerpts from again, they have hundreds literally of different
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: books that they've published over the years. Quick fun fact
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: they rint a bankruptcy lab or this year. They went, well, anyway, okay,
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: is that all babe?
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: I roll? So's he's going to have his He's going
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: to have his story, and then we're going to try
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: to guess whether for Greg it will be an a
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: babe or eye roll. I have a story here, like
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I'm rolling my eyes of this, but this is being
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: reported and they they're putting it under the the umbrella
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: like an all babe. Okay, So you think Greg a
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: mom and tech has reclaimed the world record for largest
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: donation of breast milk by an individual. She originally broke
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: the record in twenty fourteen after donating more than four
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: hundred gallons. Is that all she does? It's pump? Yeah,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: but then some other cow passed her. But now she's
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: got it back after running up her total to just
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: under seven hundred gallons. Wow, And she claims that the
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: actual total is closer to one thousand, but around three
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: hundred gallons that she donated a while back didn't count
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: for some reason. That's weird. But the official say she's
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: helped feed over three hundred and fifty thousand babies.
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: That's kind of amazing.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: It's incredible. It's also gross.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: It's very gallons of and then your baby's drinking some
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: other woman's breast milk.
• 21:43
  Speaker 10: Well, we drink other animal's breast milk.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's yeah, that's true. That is true. And I
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: guess breast milk is redundant, right, yeah.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: True.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: It's not an eye roll, it's more like an ooh roll,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, babe, I.
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: Mean that's nice of her. Yeah, but just now I'm
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: just thinking all she does is sit around it.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got to be. It's got to be all
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: she does. All right, here, we just got this. We
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: just got this text that came in. Uh a babe
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: or eye roll for Greg says, here's one for you,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: maybe even Gina. Our twelve year old dog, Starlight, passed
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: away last December. My daughter, who's three, has been having
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: nightmares and the nightmare stopped. My daughter said, when she's
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: having a scary dream, the monsters come and Starlight comes
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: and chases them away. This is a morgasm.
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: That is the babest thing I've ever heard that when
• 22:45
  Speaker 10: she's having a dead dog comes chases it away.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: And her eyes are tearing up.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: For real.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: What was the one I had the other day that
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: you you teared up at? What was that one? God?
• 22:58
  Speaker 10: Damn chocolate, chocolate the dogs. I don't ever want to
• 23:01
  Speaker 10: hear about that again.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Well, no, it's a very simple thing. Dogs are not
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: supposed to have chocolatea it talks to you exactly. And
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: so a lot of vets offices will have I just
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: learned about this. They'll have like a jar of chocolates
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: there at the counter. When people bring in their dogs
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: who are about to be put down, they can have
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: a little piece of chocolate before they go to heaven.
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: And she was like and she was like legit, she
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: was definitely, I just eat those chocolates at the vent.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: They're not for the customers.
• 23:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I didn't know one per dying dog.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Please, Well they're not. They're not for the what but
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: that text three year old kid? That's an eye roll
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: because that kid's lying to you.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: I'll take things that never happened for one thousand three.
• 23:44
  Speaker 10: They don't know any better than the dog.
• 23:47
  Speaker 13: The dog's protecting her.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: The child at three already knows how to emotionally manipulate
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: the mother, Like the mom's got to be somebody like
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: like Gina and Mommy.
• 23:57
  Speaker 10: That's the sweetest thing you've ever heard, No hurt.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: Much sweeter. She knows what her mom wants to hear.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was gonna say, like, she's using this to
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: play the mother.
• 24:08
  Speaker 10: You guys are putting a lot of extra credit on
• 24:11
  Speaker 10: a toddler.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I've had them. Yeah, a lying toddler.
• 24:16
  Speaker 11: So what do you Govercurence?
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: All right, good money? Hey, it is the one show.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: It was a chicken soup for the soul day, all
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: babe or eye roll? Because we found out that Greg
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: just loves him some Chicken Soup for the Soul. He said, Oh,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I love those.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: You're gonna cry.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: I know that's the memory I have of it. I
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: remember my mom got the book and it on the
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: coffee table, and then I picked it up one day
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: and I thought, oh my god, these.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Are so good.
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: I wait, so we're not getting chicken soup right now,
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: just for the just for the soul.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Wait, your soul will feel like it out the man.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: You said, they have like a website where they post
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: a lot of this stuff. Yeah, excerpts to get you.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: So.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So SeaBASS pulled some of those and we're gonna
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: test them on Greg and then we'll try to see
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: try to not give us like where we can't see
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: your face, Greg cry. But well these yeah a babe
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: or I roll a babe or eye roll? Are you
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: ready for the first one?
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: This is a story from Chicken Soup for Mothers and
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Daughters Babe called Starbuck by Jeene Blandford. Okay, it had
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: been several months since I had seen my friend Lauren.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: When we all got together, there was never any shortage
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: of laughter or wine. When she arrived, I asked, Lauren,
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: will you be having the white or the red. Lauren said, no,
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: I won't be drinking this evening, and I blurted out,
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: are you pregnant? No, it's just that after dinner, after
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: drive to pick up something for the farm. She explained,
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: what you have to pick up for the farm at
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: ten o'clock at night?
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Lauren said, A goat? A goat?
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Where do you pick up a goat in suburban Connecticut?
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: She said, He's not in Connecticut, He's in Virginia. So
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: let me get this straight. You're gonna leave here after
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: ten pm and drive to Virginia with whom exactly Lauren?
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: She said, just me.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: At the same moment, my nineteen year old daughter and
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: I looked at each other and screamed road trip, and
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: we were off with my husband's enthusiastic blessing. She's still married.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: As the conversation developed, we learned that Lauren's boyfriend had
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: abruptly broken it off. My daughter and I started the
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: customary bashing of the ex bo and before you knew it,
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: we were all laughing through the tears.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: On their way to pick up a goat, you know,
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: at eleven thirty Virginia, a five hour drive. Yeah, impromptu.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: We road trip. I want sup. Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: We picked up Starbucks the goat and shortly noticed a strange,
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: pleasant odor coming from the truck bed. Lauren confirmed what
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: it was. Starbuck was in heat. Oh god, damn oh Man.
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: Five hours and several stops later, because we didn't have
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: to pee all the time, we were back in Connecticut,
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: we pulled into the farm and heard the restless sounds
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: that the female goats pacing in their stalls. When when
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: we arrived back at the house, Lauren looked at us
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: with a devilish smile. She said, now that we got
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: Starbuck a few dates, you wouldn't have anyone in mind
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: for me, would you?
• 27:32
  Speaker 10: Emma?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: My daughter and I laughed, of course, we were ready
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: for another mating season Starbuck.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: That's the story by Jeane Blanford Chicken Soup for the
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: mothers and daughter's story.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: I'd get robbed of five minutes of my life.
• 27:49
  Speaker 10: I want that time back as well.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: The story is that her girlfriend came over and they
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: went to go get a goat. But because but like
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: the parallel is, of course, the goat was going to
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: hook up with the goat girl right, and her girlfriend
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: need took.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Up with boys.
• 28:02
  Speaker 10: But why did she have to go pick up.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: A goat for the farm. Gina.
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: She had a female goats who are in heat and
• 28:09
  Speaker 10: she can't find another goat.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, wow, Greg, this book sounds really good. Wow,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: that's you know what you're hit on something. Yeah, yeah,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I would, because I read like twenty five of these stories. Now,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: these are not good stories. Okay, well maybe for a
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: teenage Greg was saying that we should be prepared because
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: they're really good. Yeah, okay, he was obsessed. Okay with
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: this particular story. I'mould say because it's so female centric,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: mother daughter, mother daughter kind of peers, you know, goat
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: goat periods. I got period, which is Le's hippie. Yeah. Yeah,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say that for Greg it's gonna be
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: an I roll, but it was you know yeah, Gina grad.
• 28:57
  Speaker 10: So, yeah, the story sucks. It's an iroll. This is
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: like traveling.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: But there's a lot of things that he likes that
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: movie Jaxy. I get it, Greg, Yeah, right, okay, but
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: there was a lot of different things that maybe like
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: the world likes Jaxy.
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: I just don't feel like this pulls at anyone's heart strength.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, they cried, well, she was talking about how
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: her Okay.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: All right, so I roll, all right, menace, uh Mega
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: is stupid and a waste of time. Okay, and Greg
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: is gonna say nuclear Mega Ultra Irol.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Irol, Sammy Irol. All right, Greg Gory, walk us through
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: your thoughts. Well, this is a double eye roll number one.
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: Thank god number one for the story, which is kind
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: of aimless, and it did have a hippie vibe and
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: a loser vibe. And the other I roll is to myself.
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: I guess my memory is so bad that I remember
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: these stories being really good.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: That's one thing that stuck out of me when I
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: was reading these is the writing is amateurish. Yeah, and
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: you think they probably did have an editor who would
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: help them maybe.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Kind of punch up more interesting kid story. See, I
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: think these are for kids. I think these are for
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: like older women.
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: It wasn't it didn't get me emotional, It wasn't touching, okay, okay, it.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Was gross than anything. It was all strange. Yeah, what's
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: that smell? Oh goat?
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: It's got her peer and it's one thing that you
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: have to go pick up a goat. But ten o'clock
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: at night after what was going to be a wine
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: hang out.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Very well, Okay, great.
• 30:31
  Speaker 13: I'm with you.
• 30:31
  Speaker 9: Though I remembered them being really good. There are way
• 30:34
  Speaker 9: better stories that you got.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Another good one. This is supposed to be touching. Tex
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: says Greg cannot be trusted with movie or book recommendation
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: that parents. That not true. I just recommended one to Gina.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: She loved it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 15: I did what you wish for, JACKSI all right, well,
• 30:51
  Speaker 15: Chicken Soup for the Soul, day au babe or I
• 30:53
  Speaker 15: roll edition from Stories from Chicken Soup for the Salt.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Maybe you got a better one, idea.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: This is a more touching all right, here we go.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: This is from Chicken Soup for the Soul. Me and
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: My Dog Edition.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: All right, now we're talking. I'm broke in.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: This is from Jacqueline Cray what's her name?
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Sure? Ay, yeah, I know.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: He has arrived before I even see him. Head's turn
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: in his direction and he stops for just a minute.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: He draws a crowd. His name is Augie. He is
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: a six year old golden doodle with a strawberry blonde
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: coat that is made for petting, and his manners are impeccable.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: In fact, he is a trained therapy dog who visits
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: patients in the hospital where I work as a dialysis
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: nurse in Virginia. Now, mister Em. He has been in
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: the ICU for many weeks. Although he was awake and
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: his beautiful green eyes were open, there was little indication
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: that he was aware of his surroundings.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Mister M.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: I watched missus Em work with her husband's hands, opening
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: and closing them. She told him gently that he needed
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: to move his hands so he would not lose them,
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: but he did not seem to be able to it.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: He moved his eyes, but he couldn't move his head.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: His eyes seemed to shout, I'm here, I'm trying, hue
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: Aggie the dog. He walked over to the bed and
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: plopped down his big, gentle hand head nudging mister EM's hand.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: I took mister M's hand and placed it on Oggie's head.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: The miracle started unfolding immediately as mister m felt the soft,
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: curly fur under his hand, I could see him straining
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: to move, and then, with fierce determination, he moved his
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: hand ever so slightly. He moved his head too. It
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: was incredible. Aggie the Dog's hand leer and I looked
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: at each other, and we spoke the same word powerful
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: with tears in my eyes. I looked at missus m.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: She didn't look astonished and said she knew all along
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: that this miracle would occur. See miracles, you only need
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: to believe in the possibility they will happen.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: The end, Were they all about to hook up or something?
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: That chicken soup for me and my dog riveting? All right?
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Why Nie, let's uh, let's start with you.
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: Uh yeah, what's more than nuclear?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: You go, like a hydrogen bomb? Maybe? Oh the destroyer?
• 33:39
  Speaker 16: No?
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: What when did the like no space become a thing?
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Big bang? A big bang nuclear? Eye roll?
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: Did space become that's actually not that's ultimately not a
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: terrible question?
• 33:55
  Speaker 10: Infinite okay, I roll says menace.
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, on a crazy level, but menace.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: There was crying, there's a therapy dog. There's a woman
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: with her husband who's in some kind of things as
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: an issue.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, eye roll, Okay, it's a dugan and a love
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: that can't be broken.
• 34:14
  Speaker 10: I believe that because of the dugan and just really
• 34:20
  Speaker 10: an exceptional reading of the story.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 34:22
  Speaker 10: And no matter how bad the product was, the content was,
• 34:26
  Speaker 10: it was delivered well I think it's an a babe
• 34:29
  Speaker 10: for Greg. Okay, yeah, yeah.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: I think it's going to be an a babe for Greg,
• 34:36
  Speaker 9: just a slight a babe. I don't think it's going
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: to be crazy, but he loves dogs so much that
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: I don't think a story where a dog is, you know.
• 34:44
  Speaker 10: Helping, helping a mirror can be an iroll.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: I think it's going to be an abbe.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I'm gonna say, uh, eye roll, despite
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: the dog, I think Greg's gonna go with eye roll.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: I think maybe it has a little bit to do
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: with Seabass's presentation. I think maybe you're exactly opposite. I think, yeah,
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: I think maybe if if read in a different way,
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: like it would have gotten to Greg Moore that the
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: messenger is killing him. Maybe maybe something I'll stick with iroll,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Greg Gory, I am going eye roll. I thought the
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: delivery made it way better. It was very touching delivery.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: But wow, what a predictable story. Yeah. I'm not a
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: big fan of Golden Doodles. The dog brand, yeah, the
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: brand of the dog, it's very basic pitch dog. Yeah,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know. And then oh wow, I wonder if
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: he's going to move his hands when the dog gets there.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Oh he did. It was just too predictable and hokey.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know that.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: None of the stories I saw from Chicken Soup had
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: a bad ending of any kind.
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it wouldn't be just iyroll. It was so predictable
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: and basic and lame. And we said one word powerful.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Did you really power? All right? Well we tried you
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: were younger. I found one that I think we might
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: be able to get Greg an a babe, all right,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: and uh, well we'll attempt that one. That the two
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: stories so far, two eye rolls didn't really get them.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Chicken Soup for his Soul, I think not. But I've
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: got one more story, and that is next year on
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: the Woody Show Hangout. All right, Well, those first couple
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: of stories didn't really didn't really get Greg on an off, Babe.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: There are definitely two eye rolls Chicken Soup for the
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Soul day and these stories because Greg said that he
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: loved that book in the day. Was it just was
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: it a false memory or is it just one of
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: those things that just doesn't hold up. It's definitely not
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: a false memory. I do remember liking it, but I
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: guess I don't recall all the content. And now that
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I'm hearing it many many many years later, I'm realizing, Wow,
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: that was believe not as great as I thought.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: All right, So I got I got one more story
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: that we can try out. I was just looking through
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: trying to find like a really good one, and uh,
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: and I think I got one, all right. So Greg
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Gory would see if he goes a babe or eye
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: roll on this one. On a quiet afternoon in a
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: suburban neighborhood, a bloodthirsty pit bull named Sea Bass proud
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: along the sidewalk, his muscular frame gliding with surprising grace
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Despite his intimidating appearance. Sea Bass was well loved by
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: his owner and known for his playful energy. Even his
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: fierce looks gave strangers a scare. But a Sea Bass
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: approached the street corner, a roar of a car shattered
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: the calm behind the wheel was Greg, a local man
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: notorious for his reckless habits. He held a glass of
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Cabernet savignon in one hand and a vap pen in
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: the other, distracted as he took long SIPs in blue
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: thick clouds of vapor. Completely lost at his own world.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Greg didn't notice Sea Bass stepping into the street until
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: it was too late. The car swerved violently, but not
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: in time. It struck Sea Bass, sending the pit bull
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: tumbling across the pavement. Mario, a local neighbor who had
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: been trimming his hedges nearby, dropped his shears ran over
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: to Sea Bass, his heart racing. The usually tough looking
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: dog lay still, his breathing shallow. Then an unexpected figure appeared,
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Leonardo DiCaprio, unicycling down the street with a carefree grin. Oh.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: He saw the scene and quickly stopped as he okay,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: DiCaprio asked, hopping off his unicycle without waiting for a response,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: he reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a small,
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: shimmering treat quote. A buddy of mine named Menace gave
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: me this, he said, with a smirk. It's a bit unconventional,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: but it might do the trick with no other options
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: in time running out, Mario hesitated briefly before feeding the
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: mysterious edible to Sea Bass. Within moments, Sea Bass's eyes
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: fluttered open, his head lifted up. He gave a loud bark,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: and slowly rose to his feet. The transformation was immediate
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: and stunning. The dog's usual ferocity seemed softened by a dazed,
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: almost happy look as his tail wagged slowly. The crowd
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: that had gathered erupted into cheers. Mario looks up, wanting
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: to thank DiCaprio, but the actor was already back on
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: his unicycle, tipping his hat with a grin as he
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: rode off. Give my regards to Menace, he called back
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: over his shoulder. With The bizarre scene left the neighborhood buzzing
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: with sea bass, seemingly more relaxed than ever, thanks to
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: a magic tree from an unlikely hero passing through. All right,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: all right, we'll start with you, Gina grad.
• 39:58
  Speaker 12: First of all, did.
• 39:59
  Speaker 10: We ever find out what the treat was?
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 40:03
  Speaker 10: Okay, I have to admit there were parts of that
• 40:08
  Speaker 10: where I got a little scared and maybe a little
• 40:11
  Speaker 10: for clamped, But overall, I think I don't think Greg
• 40:17
  Speaker 10: is going all babe for this. I think it's another.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Another here pitbull got safe. Yeah, all right, Menace?
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: Um going?
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I roll?
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: Roll? What? Oh uh?
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: You know DiCaprio and stuff? Yeah? Yeah, all right, what
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: do you think I'm also going? Iron? I roll?
• 40:41
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: I mean I'm going all babe on this one. I
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: wanted to find You're going a baby by the way,
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: all right, Greg Gory, all babe. I mean, first of all,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: the villain of the story is this Greg idiot. What
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: a Jersey drinking wine and vaping sounds cool? But yeah,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Pitt Bull gets hit. Poor baby, there's no hope. Here
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: comes scenario to try to help him, first of all, right,
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: and then Leo on his unit. I mean, there's such
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: randomness to the story. Yes, exactly. There's excitement to this story.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: There's intrigue. It was not predictable studded. Yeah, it was
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: more twist and turns and an m night Shyamalan exactly.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: And I liked you the comedic element of just so
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: happens to be on a unicycle. And in the end,
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass was brought back with some miracle from a friend.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I mean it was incredible in a little wag of
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: his tail as little sweetie and he's misunderstood because people
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: think he's ferocious, but he's a cutie. God do I know,
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Gregor do I know? Greg? That was a good guys
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: all whiff on that one, Moser, It's a good bedtime story.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: It's a good daytime story. Sea Bass and Ile now
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: all right, high five, I mean sell the movie rights.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: politically correct world. Thank you for being here, good buddy, Yeah,
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: that's great. Gory Morningbady. We got Venus, Hi, Gina Grady,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass is here, Sammy's here, We've got Morgan, we
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: got Vaughn our video producer, Boord and Menji holding things
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: down when we show production department, and uh, he's already cooking.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: He's already making it happen. Our friend, Chef Swoop, sweep Swoop.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: It's been a while, it's you've been on the road.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: So Chef Swoop, you know he was on Chopped four
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: twenty and he won his episode. But he's a private
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: chef for celebrities. And uh, we brought him in here
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: to make the dream of having the omelet station. Yes happened,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: like we talked about it for many many years, having
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: an omelet station. I decided to spring for everybody have
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: an omelet station. Chef Swoop is friends with Vaughn and
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: and uh and so that's how we met. And we
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: brought a man and he's cooked us some really good stuff,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: and so we have like a standing once a month appointment.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: But you've been out of town for a little while.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Where'd you go?
• 43:07
  Speaker 8: Did you?
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, go work somewhere. Was this like some kind
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: of like a spiritual sabbatical kind of thing.
• 43:12
  Speaker 16: Yeah, so it's I guess it was kind of a
• 43:14
  Speaker 16: combination of the two. To be perfectly honest, I was
• 43:17
  Speaker 16: doing some consulting for a third party company basically as
• 43:20
  Speaker 16: like a task for chef.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: That is the kind of work you want, dude, consulting
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: the work, Yeah, dude, dude, that's the easiest work.
• 43:27
  Speaker 16: Yeah, it was sweet. I mean I didn't really have
• 43:29
  Speaker 16: like a set schedule. I just had to work my
• 43:32
  Speaker 16: hours and just like make things happen, you know.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know somebody, I got somebodies that do
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: consulting work in different industries and stuff, and it is
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: the easiest thing. They get paid a monthly retainer basically
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: to just consult and so if the if the company
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: that they're consulting for has a question about something or hey,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: can it just take a once over on this and
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: can you join us for a conference call to discuss it.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: On Wednesday the fifteenth, I go sure. Meanwhile, you got
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: paid for the month yet, sweet, I got paid some
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: pretty good money. You know.
• 44:02
  Speaker 16: I had to hit the road because my full time
• 44:04
  Speaker 16: client here in l A was traveling. So yeah, I
• 44:07
  Speaker 16: had to go.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: To the celebrity that you that you cook for. H
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: you still I can't, man, I can't.
• 44:12
  Speaker 16: But like I think, after after some personal things happened
• 44:16
  Speaker 16: with with her, then she'll probably start letting me kind
• 44:18
  Speaker 16: of talk about yeah, yeah.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Because we're just curious, we're just nosy. Yeah, I want
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: to know the celebrity that's that you're cooking for me too.
• 44:27
  Speaker 16: Yeah, and then uh yeah. Other than that, I'm gonna
• 44:31
  Speaker 16: be doing some some private dinners, like hosting some some
• 44:35
  Speaker 16: supper clubs soon. Just working on some final details with
• 44:40
  Speaker 16: some chefs that I'll be collabing with.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: I know what I want to ask, because we follow
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: you on social media? You went to Where did you
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: go for this collaboration or what I was? I was
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: in Lynchburg, Virginia, which is, uh, you weren't a fan
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: noys like something specifically happened.
• 44:56
  Speaker 16: Yeah, so so the property I won't say the name
• 44:59
  Speaker 16: of the property, but it used to be a well,
• 45:03
  Speaker 16: you know, Lynchburg is known for slave trade.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Ultimately, it basically translates to lynch Town basically burgers Town.
• 45:14
  Speaker 16: Yeah, like fifty of the population war was enslaved people
• 45:19
  Speaker 16: until the Civil War. So that's just kind of putting
• 45:22
  Speaker 16: things in perspective for you. It's like as far as
• 45:26
  Speaker 16: I've ever been in a red state and just just
• 45:29
  Speaker 16: you know, if people weren't flat out racist, then they
• 45:32
  Speaker 16: were like dyeing racist yet Yeah.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, were they reminiscent reminiscing about the good old days? Yeah,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: you know that, like they look at you and they're
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: just like, you know, not for the record, I don't
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: know how Lynchberg got its name. It was a man
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: last just you know.
• 45:49
  Speaker 16: It also yea cocident, Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah, you know,
• 45:53
  Speaker 16: literally the only place I could go hang out was
• 45:56
  Speaker 16: a bar called a trading post, which was also a place.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Where they're getting to trade.
• 46:03
  Speaker 16: It's just like, you know, the reminders are right in
• 46:05
  Speaker 16: front of you. There was actually even an old lynch
• 46:07
  Speaker 16: on the property in the hotel had two restaurants in it,
• 46:11
  Speaker 16: so I was basically working full time in two restaurants,
• 46:14
  Speaker 16: just helping them get things back in order. I mean,
• 46:17
  Speaker 16: the money was sweet, but it was just yeah, god
• 46:19
  Speaker 16: awful place. Yeah yeah, shout out to Lynchburg. I will
• 46:22
  Speaker 16: never be back.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Shout to Lunchburg. And by the way, like your social media,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: like as a white person, it makes me a little
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: uncomfortable because he drops a lot of N words, like
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: he posts like a lot of like uplifting.
• 46:35
  Speaker 16: Uh oh well yeah yeah yeah, it's like an.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Am I supposed to read this? Because I'm even reading it?
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: You can and you can permission. Yeah, it's all good
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: double tap.
• 46:46
  Speaker 16: That, you know, you know, because ultimately it's just about
• 46:50
  Speaker 16: you know, I think a big part of my platform
• 46:52
  Speaker 16: has always been trying to like when I was growing
• 46:55
  Speaker 16: up watching the Food Network, there was no representation like,
• 46:58
  Speaker 16: you know, chefs that looked like me. And I was
• 46:59
  Speaker 16: watching like Emeral lou Gassi and like Bobby Flay, you
• 47:02
  Speaker 16: know what I mean.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: You like Calton Brown. Yeah, Greg hats I can't stand
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: I love it. There's something smart. Yeah, it's very smart.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Science was like, Len, great, it's great, it's great. Why
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: I was in school this fun? Yeah, it's a classic.
• 47:16
  Speaker 16: So, you know, I think just trying to have that
• 47:19
  Speaker 16: representation for people that like that are you know, black
• 47:21
  Speaker 16: and brown, you know, what I mean.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Chef Swoop is a is a great chef. The stuff
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: that you've made for us is unbelievable, trying to knock
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: it out. It's so good. At Chef Underscore Swoop Swoop
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: on Instagram, he's he's open for bookings, like if you're
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: having like a a party of some kind of a
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: dinner party or something like that. I mean imagine that
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: like that's or maybe like a what about like a
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: like an anniversary? Greg would Yeah, like you Mario and
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Greg have like an anniversary or something like you just
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: have Swoop come in and cook it up.
• 47:50
  Speaker 16: You do it all, man, there's no job too small,
• 47:52
  Speaker 16: Like you do it for just two people or I
• 47:54
  Speaker 16: mean I say I say my minimum. I say my
• 47:56
  Speaker 16: minimum right now. I would prefer to be cooking for
• 47:59
  Speaker 16: at least ten people, but I can handle upwards to
• 48:02
  Speaker 16: twenty five for like larger family things. But if you
• 48:04
  Speaker 16: guys wanted to do something full on, like you know,
• 48:07
  Speaker 16: weddings and stuff like that, I have access to staff,
• 48:10
  Speaker 16: you know service.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see, you can make it happen. So hit him
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: up that hit him up on Instagram. At Chef Underscore
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Swoop sw Op, our fat asses have been eating his
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: food and it is good. And what are you making today?
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Because he's already started making. It smells fantastic.
• 48:26
  Speaker 16: Just pastrami, hash like a whole pastrami and we broke down.
• 48:33
  Speaker 16: Smell the onions, yeah, bell peppers and onion, yeah, potatoes, like.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Get the table set up to dude, you know you're
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: good when you can have a folding card table and
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: one burner and get to and get the room to
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: smell this way. And it's not something that's prepackaged. He's
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: got all the wrong ingredients. He's chopping, he's sawtan, he's
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: doing all kinds of stuff. It smells fantastic in here. Yeah, man,
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: I want to have some of that. Happy to be here,
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: all right, it's good to see you again. Happy to
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: be back. We'll let you get back to work because
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: we're starving. Sleep sleep. Is this It's time for a
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: frodioki you guys. Yeah, let's do it? Uh great? Do
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: you want to do? You want to draw the I
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: would love to do the honor. We have the hand
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: that has all the different songs for what you show,
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: O gues just pick one out there, all right, we
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: are going well, I've ripped it lit My Own Worst Enemy?
• 49:32
  Speaker 12: Did we do that already?
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: No?
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think Wow, wait, are you sure we didn't
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: do that one?
• 49:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Positive. I don't have the lyrics for that one acapella. Yeah,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: we don't need the lyrics. Look him up right now,
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: bring him up on your computer?
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 49:55
  Speaker 9: Yep, everyone, because everyone has everyone knows the words for
• 49:58
  Speaker 9: this though.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: You know you're the leads singer, right, I know my
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: own and every now and then you know it, right? Yeah? Yeah?
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: So yeah, Now the rest of the rest of us
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: will will chime in on like the on the chorus. Sure,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: but Sammy's got to be the lead singer for this one,
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: so she'll probably do her talk singing yeah, very monotone.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, somebody texted man. I love a lot of stuff,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: the d y Q fail stories and stuff like that.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Friday is always my favorite. But I tell you what,
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: this Friday OKI is quickly becoming my number one another
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: one six six one. I love the Friday OKI all right,
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: So it's lit My Own Worst Enemy. This was Sammy's suggestion,
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: so she gets to be the lead singer on this one.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Everybody knows the song, so everyone, no, you are the
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: lead singer. On this one. We are your back age
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: to show Friday Oki plead singer Sammy. Here we go.
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: Can we forget about the things I said when I
• 51:07
  Speaker 9: was drunk?
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I did a mean to call you that. I can't
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: remember what was said or watch it through me. You're saying,
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: please tell me? Wow your cars.
• 51:29
  Speaker 12: And I can't even at the window less up.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Nice job everybody, Hi, Sammy, gi us some more of
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: that good stuff. Here we go.
• 51:50
  Speaker 13: It's no surprise to me.
• 51:52
  Speaker 9: I am my own we're saying to me, because every
• 51:56
  Speaker 9: now and then I take the living shadow me.
• 52:00
  Speaker 13: That's the times going up.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: There's a stake.
• 52:05
  Speaker 13: To sleep a minute, I can't window.
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: It's like.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Last how you feeling pretty good? Oh I'm sorry for
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: your years. Yeah, it's good everybody.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: We're back on.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, already.
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  Speaker 13: At a part shop.
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  Speaker 2: Sleep.
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  Speaker 13: I can't go breaking down soon. It so stros me
• 53:07
  Speaker 13: my own percent. Every now and then I get the
• 53:12
  Speaker 13: Living Academy. Can we forget about things I said when
• 53:17
  Speaker 13: the show?
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean to call you back? All right, right,
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: you get it? She did it? Oh, it made it
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: happened Friday, Okay, the Woody Show. We'll be right back Meanwhile,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass will continuous, endless search for the perfect week.
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm a hair FLEs Sorry, I'm in hair system.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Get it. It's not my scalp. I have light brown
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: hair with bald highlights.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: The what do you go? We'll reserve.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Finally, the Woody show Swoop is here. We finished the
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: delicious PASTRAMI has and the recipe for what he made
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: us this morning he's gonna have on his Instagram story.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: You gonna you can check that. You can get it
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: at Chef Underscore Swoop s w O O P and
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: you got you said you forgot?
• 54:12
  Speaker 16: Like some TV shows there, Yeah, so shout out on
• 54:15
  Speaker 16: drop Out TV. That's a dropout they are. They are
• 54:18
  Speaker 16: based off of YouTube. I was on a show called Gastronauts.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: So that's his gas, right.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: So it's like.
• 54:28
  Speaker 16: All of the hosts are comedians and it's kind of
• 54:30
  Speaker 16: like a satire based cooking competition.
• 54:33
  Speaker 15: Uh.
• 54:33
  Speaker 16: And like the first round, I had to make the
• 54:35
  Speaker 16: whitest food product that could so I so I had,
• 54:42
  Speaker 16: I guess you could say one of my more more
• 54:44
  Speaker 16: recent viral moments because they asked me what I made,
• 54:47
  Speaker 16: and I.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Was just like, I made some white I can't say
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: that we got a little Yeah, he made a little
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: white ish for the white.
• 54:57
  Speaker 16: Ship, and people unraveled on internet. So it is it's great, Yeah,
• 55:04
  Speaker 16: way like mad it was fun well yeah yeah, because
• 55:07
  Speaker 16: I mean that, you know the comedians told us to Yeah, yeah, equal,
• 55:11
  Speaker 16: it's it's it's both sides of the.
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  Speaker 2: Fence right now. With the comments.
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  Speaker 10: It was potato salad with raisin.
• 55:17
  Speaker 16: Yeah, it was raisin apples and uh raised raisins apples
• 55:21
  Speaker 16: and what else?
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Did it looked good? Yeah, but you know they're just
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: like in grapes. Yeah, all three was Sammy, your advisor
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: on this. Yeah, so this is what I'm saying.
• 55:33
  Speaker 16: I'm like, I have I have been to potlucks where
• 55:36
  Speaker 16: white people will put raisins in like you know, everything everything,
• 55:40
  Speaker 16: like places it's not.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Supposed to go.
• 55:41
  Speaker 16: I was like, I figure, if I put all three
• 55:43
  Speaker 16: of these things in a potato silad, how could I
• 55:45
  Speaker 16: miss for making the whitest dish possible.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so cheese was in there.
• 55:51
  Speaker 16: Last three days, I think I've gotten maybe one thousand
• 55:53
  Speaker 16: followers of Welcome to the Mafia.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Guys, it's dark on this side. Chef Underscore Swoop definitely
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: do yourself a favor and get the recipe for this
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: this pastrami. So yeah, thirty minutes, it'll be there. All right,
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Chef Swoop is here. It is Friday morning, and it
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: is time for your Friday fail stories. Right, this is
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: a jumping boys and girls, It is time for your
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Friday fail story. Always do a crop to have these
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: perfect planned a plan that can never go wrong. But
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: then somewhere along the line that went from being a
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: great idea to one big stick in mega uber ultra.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: I thought we had some really good lung capacity. Like
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: we came out strong going, yeah, what I'm saying, Like
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: we came out real strong. What do you think of that?
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Pretty good? Beautiful you were in here Friday, okie, you
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: heard that raw without the audio, without the music acapella,
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: and now you heard that without the Yeah, you guys
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: should take this on the road. Pretty good, pretty great
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: food and grooves. We'll team up a Swoop. You can
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: watch us sing and eat his food. This first story, now,
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: this this clips would make in the rounds. Some court
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: room footage from a murder trial in Georgia. Let me
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: get the clip here. The judge was handed the decision
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: from the jury and he read it to the court.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: We the jury found that guilty as to all six councils.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: Big bill of indictment. I'm sure for your first names
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: to Castle, couldn't pass.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: It over to.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: Sorry, We the jury found that not guilty. What apologize
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: from misappreciation.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I would rather go that way than the other way.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Should have pulled out the old menace. I just haven't
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: had my red bull yet.
• 58:45
  Speaker 10: But that's a happy surprise. Not the other way. Oh no, no, no,
• 58:47
  Speaker 10: you're guilty.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine that, like you're your stomach just drops out?
• 58:52
  Speaker 10: You need a diaper?
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god? And then two seconds wait what
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: did Yeah?
• 58:57
  Speaker 10: Just kidding?
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I would that? Which is it? Did I
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: not say? Not? Oh my bad. This one is from
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: New Jersey. Fifty six year old fella. He ended up
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: crashing his car and getting arrested for driving under the influence. Now,
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: the passenger, this chick in the car with him, also drunk,
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: but the cops are nice enough, and they gave the
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: passenger a ride home. They told the cops that they
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: would send somebody down to the police station to go
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: pick up the driver. Okay, So about a half hour later,
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: in walks that person, the same drunk lady who they
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: had just been nice enough to drop off at the house,
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: but she's still drunk. She drove down to the station
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: to get the dude out of jail. She twice the
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: legal limit, was also now thrown in jail with the
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: other dude, so that they got to spend a little
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: bit more time.
• 59:45
  Speaker 10: Rock bottom story.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called uber everybody. Uh here, I'll give you
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: one more story. This is my favorite one of the week.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: It's from Florida with this guy who's doing some fishing
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: with his buddy and they caught a shark. Oh good
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: size one to six foot lemon shark. Long story short,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: the dude ended up needing to get airlifted to the
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: hospital because the shark got him good. He weren't even
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: in the water and the shark got him. The dude
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: was posing for the picture with it. So here's there's
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: the right before it happened. Okay, So he's got the
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: he's got the shark, and he's holding his mouth like open.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: He's grabbing it by the snout and kind of pulling,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: pulling the mouth open, and uh, the shark jumped away
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: and then chomped him here's some of the nine to
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: one to one call. And then the guy he did
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: live talking about the attack on the beach. Here and
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: one of the guys got bit in the lake.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 11: We have a turn to get out of his leg.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 11: He's got a cow on.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: It, the bleeding. We just finished taking the hook out
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: of his mouth. We're going to go release him. And
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: the shark just turned and and bit me. And for
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: the shark that bit him, he has a message. See
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: you next time. This shark got your ass and you
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: weren't even in the water. He got you on land.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Dog breath he got. Yeah, the shark whose advantages in
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: the water got your ass on the land with standing over.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: See you next time. Get mber. Not that long ago.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: That dude, it had the shark right by the side
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: of his boat. I think it might have been on
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 7: the line and it bit him and a finger came
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: off and oh yeah, damn it lost my finger.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: I forgot about that. All right, Well, we have a
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: contestant lined up. It's time for today's dumb ass contest.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Chef's swoop is here. You can hear the last He
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: used to play a long year so you can find
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: him on Instagram at chef Underscore Swoop, he prepared and
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: served as breakfast. Everything's been cleaned up, and so now
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: like the work is done, now it's time to play.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: And today's dumb ass contest is the Sea Bass's playing
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: to Chef Swoop.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: The way the game works, please, hey, go out in
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: the streets, ask someone who's very inebriated a series of
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: very easy questions. And so the game is not answering
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: the questions. The game is whether this person is so
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: out of it that they will not know the answer
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: to the questions. And if you can guess whether they
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: know two times out of three questions.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: You win. All right, let's go and say hello to
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: our listener who will be a contestant trying to win
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: a prize, and say I to Paul, Good morning, Paul,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: good morning.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: How you doing.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: We're doing fantastic Paul. All right, So you're gonna play
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: the d uy Q now before we get to the
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: actual questions at count, we're gonna get to know the
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: drunk person a little bit better. So Sea Bass has
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: a little clip for us here. Well, how with it
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: or not with it? They are now before you came
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: up here today, Swoop, did you and Vaughn get high
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: in the garage. No, I I got stones on my own. Okay,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't need that technically, now yeah, man usually Von
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: hits it hard before he comes up the elevator. Yeah,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: I had a hash joint on the today. Hasha, all right,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: And who is this person? Sea Bass? This is Ramses.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: And what I usually do.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: I hang out outside bars and festivals and stuff and
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: talk to drunk people. Now, sometimes passers by will walk
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: up to me and they say, oh, I want to play,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: And who am I to decline them? I mean, okay, absolutely,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: Now that being said, I did not pick Ramsey's. Ramses
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: picked me. And uh he still is under the influence
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: of something, but something different than usual.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 11: Have you been drinking tonight?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: No, it's been off chrystal meth? We them Nay.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 11: Why is crystal meth better than liquor?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Cause and it keeps you up healthy for you? Oh,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just shinning their highs. You shot with the shooteror
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: my pupils are dilated.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 11: You don't worry sunglasses at night.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Me, I'm a vampire. I'm ten million years old. Weirdness
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: turned ten means the day.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 11: I'm with a turbin on Are you ready for the questions?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Yea, no, forever the ten million years old. He's got
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: to know everything. Wealth of knowledge, right you just from repetition,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: hearing things over. Oh man, I think he might be
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: onto something. I think it's healthy. It's healthy, healthy, all right,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: So question number one, Paul, are you ready for question
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: number one? It is the U d U I Q.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 11: Name two movies ben Stiller has started.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Name two movies that Ben Stiller has been in Our
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: star Are staring? No cameos? Okay, all right? Sammy and
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Menace are working on their answers. We have to get
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: We have to try to guess they know stone Cold
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: sober Aunt. That guys different. That's for the prize.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: We learned earlier that Menico during school would go to
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: friends houses and get drunk and ride bikes. Yeah, sam
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: he read zero books in high school, so she had
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: time to watch movies. Just a little fun background. Are
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: period do whatever she wanted?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What do you guys think I would say no
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: for Ramseys? I will say yes for yes for Menace
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: and Sammy. I second that. Yeah, I was.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 10: Gonna say the same, but you know what, Ramseys has
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 10: been around a long time, so I'd like to think
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 10: he's seen some Ben Stillers. I'm gonna say triple yes.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, chef'swoop. What do you think think?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 16: Man, I'm going, I'm going my man when the crystal
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 16: meth is it's not for me, it's a not for
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 16: him dog. I'm confident in the in the studio. Okay, Okay,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 16: you think medicine, Sam, you are going to get it
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 16: all right? What do you think here, Paul?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: Yes or no? For question number one? No chance? No chance?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Question number one d u i Q.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 11: Name two movies Ben Stiller has started, Sammy.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 10: I couldn't stop.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 13: Along came Polly, have you wait? Stodgeball Lander?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: And what was the first one that came to mind?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: Along came Polly, that's the first.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 10: Movie, Jeff Aniston. Yes, okay, and I think I've seen
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 10: that one time.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 6: Okay, Menace, Tropic Thunder, Zoolander, something about Mary.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Excellent topic Thunderah, No problem here, Question number one. Let's
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: see if Paul said that our friend here Rameses would
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: not get it. And if that is the case, we'll
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: be on the board of this first point here on
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: the d uy Q.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 11: Name two movies Ben Stiller has started.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know what still there is, but I heard
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: him for real famous.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 11: He's a little white guy.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Is he winning him?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 11: One of them?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: On winning them pedophile?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 11: I don't believe he's married with kids.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Send them the jump?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 11: Is he one of them?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: I thought you like white guys too.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 10: He's heard of him interchangeable.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: All right, well, good news, Paul, you are on the board.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: You got your first point. Give the u i q
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: s out of these next two questions. You just got
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: to get one out of the next two. Right question number.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 11: Two, spell speed Lunker, no for menace.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: But this is in there. I know he likes so
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Paul is already saying no chance, no chance for Ramsey's,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: no chance for menace and just loves Spelunker. Uh Sammy, Yes, Okay.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go trips no, triple no from Gina bonus
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: points for definitions after you're done.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, great, all right, Greg Gory, I think I'm leaning
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: triple no as well. Triple no. Let me gets mixed
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: up on certain letters, okay, chef swoop.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm going triple whatever. Will say that you might
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 16: be able to bounce back if you know the definition.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right, Paul, you already said
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: hell no or no way stick of that for rams
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: are do you guys need some more time to work
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: out the spelling over there? Let's just go for it,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: is my guest, all right? Question number two for the
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: U i Q spell Menace s p E l U
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: n c e R blunker so close, Sammy, s p
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: I l U n k e R. Now if they
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: had a baby, if they had a baby, Okay, is
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: it s p e yes? Yes, all right? Then you
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: had the rest right Menace got that last? Where have
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: been a k He got that wrong? Got that wrong?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: Definition?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: Definition splunker?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 10: Oh it's spies who go into a bunker?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Was a great? Is this something that explores caves? Yeah? Yeah?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: For whatever reason, men it's kind of gravitated towards the words.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: Was it in the word of the day or was
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: it involved in something else? Maybe? But I was like, yeah,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: like I can, I can weave this into stuff. He's
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: probably sperlunking at night.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know the Greek speed lunks or speed links
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: meaning cave. And I've never heard it.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 10: I've never heard it pronounced spied lunker.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 15: Yeah, that's just from sounding out what happened.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 10: It's like verdiction, you know, right, pronunciation speedlunker was helpful
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 10: to you, but that actually was a big giveaway genius.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 10: Uh spelunker, I did like I like.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: To get in bunkers. I did like that. That was good,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: that was adorable. All right, So Paul, you said no
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: that Ramseys would not get this. All right, let's see
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: question number two.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: D u i Q spell speed lunker, speed loker s
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: e E l O c k e and can you
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: use that word in a sentence?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: No, I can't, Phil.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Then I speed longer under my skateboard.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: All right. It's not for the answer that before, but hey,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: that's the answer you needed to win this route of
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: the d u i Q. Like you play fiasco and Paul, congratulations,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: you are a winner, my friend. Congrats and enjoy whatever
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: the prizes that we have for you. But we do
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: appreciate you listening to the Woice Show. And uh, hang
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: on one second, we'll get all your information. Okay, thank you,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: all right, you're welcome you.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 8: Here's Paul.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: All right, by Paul, do you have a question number
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: three here for the d u i Q, which Paul
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: did not need but work and to have just for funzies.
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  Speaker 11: How many Godfather movies have been made?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Just a number? How many Godfather movies have been made?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, Sammy, if you get this one wrong, you can't
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: be a forty five year old like him.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking like my family's Italian. Oh that's true. Yeah,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: I know. I mean she's about Italian as well. I mean,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Olive Gardener, excuse you.
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  Speaker 10: You don't know anything about my life, my family, about
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 10: your life Italy?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah to Italy that I will say no for Ramses,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: no for Menace, yes for Menace, no for Sammy. I'm
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: always only yes for Menace.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: And notice if you can name all the special titles, right?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Oh I can't?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 11: You can?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: Can I.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: All? Alright? Chef's woo. I'm just gonna be pessimistic. I'm
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: just going triple now greg Uh, No to Ramseys, but
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say yes to Menace and Sammy. Okay. Question
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: number three?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: Do you I Q?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 11: How many Godfather movies then they menace?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: I believe three? All right, Sammy? Three three names are
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: can you can you name them? I don't know?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 10: These are three Godfather to Godfather three.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: It's not Godfather one, it's just the god I was
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: hoping they give be like the new Batch, and I
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: guess tripped for a second thing. They had something like
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: that where it's like, God, they do have to they do.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 10: Have one where they mash up the first and second
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 10: and show in chronological order.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no no.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is I thought it was like start
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: a hope and then next Friday.
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  Speaker 6: I just know for sure there was a two because
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: Sophia Coppola gets shot in the movie and spoilert O
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: and she got a lot of crap for acting.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: That's not too Was she alive in nineteen seventy four?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: No, that wasn't too. That wasn't too Sophia Coppola. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: it was a daughter that was three she directed that
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: was in three. Yeah, she would have been three years old.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: And I'm bad didn't see any of the movie. I
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: recently made it through half of the original Is This
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: Wedding Ever Gonna Wedding?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 13: The movie?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: If I may. I read the book Mario Cruzzo of
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: all the classic movies like that that I watched, because
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, man, this this must be really good because
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: everybody talks about it and you know, worships. Yeah, it was,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: uh Scarface. That movie. It's so so bad. Yeah you
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: got it like it was cool? Yeah, exactly this time
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: it came out, it was popping, like I was there
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: nothing else out right? Probably no, I was popping. It
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: was so bad. It was like I made it all
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: the way through because I felt like I had to.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: I'm saying happy Gilmore too. I just watched that. Have
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: you guys seen it? I thought it was depressed. Suck dude.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: The first one was funny in the time it was,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: it was funny.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 10: It was okay, but I was micro dosing, so I
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 10: was more forgiving.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 16: Yeah, maybe I should. All right, so I eat a
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 16: piece of chocolate and watch it when I go back.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 16: Were you sober watching it?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Or were you high? I was stoned, but I guess
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: I was. If you're if it's not even funny Stone,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: that's not good. But it's just a cameo list. All right, Well,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: question number three the d y Q. Did Ramses get
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: it right? Let's find out how.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 11: Many Godfather movies had the May five?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: I had the collector's edition.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 11: Who was Godfather five?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: About al Pacino? Like getting old? He told his son
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: something boy like never toll nobody.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: What you're thinking, Hell yeah, I'd love to see five.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: It was straight to video. Oh, I get some time
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: in the future right now.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's Blu Ray but.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: The d u i Q.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: We are the WOODI Show, Morgan, are you ready?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I was born for the smoll right here, y'all.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 11: Don't know this.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 10: I'm sm hallucinating.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Woody sure well, certainly. One of my favorite clips that
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: we have played for you this week is the guy
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: who quit his job at the at home the door
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: ru Yeah that I quit this whole ass job. Guys,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: I'm wondering where you're at. I had to come find you.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 14: What conversation without your without your supervisor here?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: So why you love the supervisor? I quick to leave
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: you if both of y'all, I quick. This whole ass job, Hi,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: I believe this whole ass job. I'm telling yeah, the
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: whole ass job that.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he jumped on he did sound like a whole
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 10: ass job.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just you jumped on the intercommon. Let the whole
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: store know that. Hey, you can take whatever you want
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: because there ain't no security. He's folk hero here. This
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: week in audio, we've.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: Got the original game See Best Original Game trademark copyright
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: how'd they owie clips of people getting hurt?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: And you guess how did they hurt? In this case,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a clue.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: This is backstage, backstage, I'm wear backstage, some kind of
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: stage backstage.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, how did the owi.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 11: Booper?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 10: I gotta guess, uh one of those sandbags that comes
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 10: down one of the curtain open.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: Old times look at a Scooby Doo episode.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 11: Boper is.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: I have an idea.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 6: I will let men us go first because, okay, because
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 6: I've seen a bunch of artists do this before they
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 6: hit their head on some scaffolding that they didn't see.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of ducking and yeah, going through things.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: But Sammy probably has the inside track because this is
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: somebody she loves.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Was this Morgan Wallen throwing a bat?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: So this is in the Rogers Center in Toronto where
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: Morgan Wallen does something that, quite frankly, at first I
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: thought was fun. Now I just think it's mega douche.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: He before he walks out on stage. Morganwall in the
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: country artist. He'll have a local folk hero like he'll
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: have like Peyton Manning when he's in Knoxville. In this case,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: he had Jose Bautista, a film former Toronto Blue Jays
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: player and his wife Nishe Bautista is a videoing as
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: you know, Morgan Wallances got a bat and he's faking
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: like he'shitting a home run because Jose Bautista hands in
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: the bat and he chucks the bat behind him right
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: where Nische Bautista is.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: It's real hard, that's right. Well, he was on a
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: chair off a roof top.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: Of the bar in Nashville.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: How they ali?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: All right, I'll give you a clue on this next one.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: Same game involves old people. Old people, Okay?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: How they awi? Okay, I have a gut instinct. It's
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: like a the old piece of metal and a toaster.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: It kind of like like a kid like, oh okay,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: they're like they're like an old dude who was trying
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: to get a piece of you came up with that
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: that quickly.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 10: Okay, I don't this is what it is, but I'm
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 10: hoping it is. I'm hoping it has to do with
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 10: one of those chairs that brings you up the stairs.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 10: Like they fell out of it, like maybe they didn't
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 10: get buckled in right.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Like it's like like as nineteen forty five, those are
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: new I've seen the houses that he would do hit happen.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 6: Sometimes I think maybe they walked through a screen door
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: window or something like.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: That, or maybe he was trying to get the barbecue
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: grill going needs like gasoline or something else.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: Okay, gases, but I have Unfortunately. NBC New York has
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: more on this story.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 14: Seventy six year old Kathleen Schuman is accused of walking
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 14: out of her apartment and firing a flare gun at
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 14: her neighbor, who was just walking his dog. Friends of
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 14: Kathleen say that she has been arguing with Richard for
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 14: years and that perhaps things have just culminated to this point.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: I guess so she got to be purchased it because
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: he gets her rest.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 6: She was scared to.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: Death of them.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 14: But according to Richard, the things that she was saying
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 14: to him, even after she shot him, were still shocking.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 6: She was not afraid of me, though she kept coming
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 6: out mocking me, telling me I'm a demon.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: I tried to murder her. Shocking, So I guess it
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: was kind of right, right, Yeah, And she hit him
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: right in the cheek. He's got a big like a
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: road wrest scar are no joke. You can try out.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: What is the wood show? We got some more of
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: the weekend audio coming up for you. Next will be
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: right back.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 7: I've developed this dude thin in my head that if
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 7: I go to the same place every day, the employees
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 7: at that place are going to go. But oh god,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 7: he's here again.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: So tortured?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 12: Man, I am.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Sure. I'm jumping right back into this week in audio,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: and I've forgotten how the AOI clip, but I love
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: this one so much. The clue here again? How did
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: they hurt themselves? What you guys are trying to guess?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: The clue is this lady's name is Caitlin McCutcheon, from
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: outside of Pittsburgh.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: That's the clue, all right, and trying to crush a
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: can of Iron City beer in her head and gave
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: herself a concussion. Listen to that's possible? How the awie?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: How they owe?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: All?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 12: Right?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: Probably might not know this.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: She was from Pittsburgh. I know the video, I know
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: the clip exactly exactly. I know I know the video.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: I had no idea she was from Pittsburgh.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: Well technically technically Westmoreland County technically okay, still that's Metro.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: And she said hit me baby one more time.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 8: Listen closely, Okay, I'll.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: Let you explain what happened. So skidding car. She's in
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: the car, she's driving. She's shooting a selfie video, which
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: you gotta do while you're driving. Brand spears, Hit me
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: baby one more time. But as she's doing that, however,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: she's driving because you can't see what's happening around her,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: in front of her whatever, she loses control of the vehicle. Okay,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: it starts spinning. She does the wheel the right love,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: there's doing cars completely out of control. All yes, oh yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: The couple of things here. Number one, don't you driving?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: Number two? No one cares that your lip syncing to
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: a song. No one wants to see that. It's absolute narcissism.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: I'm glad you rolled your car, your dummy.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, especially to Britain. I give you one weekend audio.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: Do you let's play this guy because I hate him
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: so much. This is a guy he went into Planet Finished,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: which I love. I'm a member of Planet Finnish.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 11: I've been to hundreds of.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Playing No more free pizza though.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: They you know, he brings in his service animal, which
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: is a giant like one hundred and twenty pound King Corso.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: But he's got a vest, and unfortunately, this jackass knows
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: you can.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Only get those vests through like official medical.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: Services, not at this guy. I'm gonna shop and passed
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: around a photo of this guy. He's he's a pretty
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: buff dude. He doesn't know he's not blind. You know,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: he doesn't have seizure disorders that I'm aware of. He
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: just likes walking into places with his giant dog and
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: videotaping himself doing workouts. Again, you shouldn't be doing any
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: time unless you're setting on a one thousand pound a
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: dead left record now.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: But he knows all the verbiage.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: So when the Planet Fitness employee shuts him down for
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: his service dog, he does not like that.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: Explain to me what you just explain to me.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: There's no dogs about. This isn't a this is a
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: service animal. It's a registered service animal. I have a
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: medicals have said that.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 8: He bring my dog with him.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: They have to allow people with service animals to enter
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: the building and to access their facility.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: If they do not, then I can sue them because
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: they are breaking the law. Does that make sense. I'll
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: take a close suit. Yeah, boiler wouldn't approve show. Well,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: that's it for this hour. That is it for today's show.
• 1:22:15
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• 1:22:20
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• 1:22:24
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• 1:22:34
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• 1:22:38
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• 1:22:41
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• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: let's get out of here. Greg Gory parting words of
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: wisdom please. Yeah. When we here at the Woody Show,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: donate our bodies to science. Science will donate them to
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: the good will. That is true. And uh, who knows
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: some of us may have hidden money inside of us,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: so we'll probably be a good fine for somebody. Oh yeah,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, yeah, Like we'll get to the point we
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: don't trust banks. We'll start like cameling cash in our
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: prison wallets. You know, yeah, I'm taking it with me.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: They say you can't take it with you, but oh
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: you can. You hide that up your ass. You can
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: go with you put them in me. Thank you very much,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the show
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: some of your valuable time this week. You know we'd
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: love to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: guys can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Monday.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: Have a great weekend. S M D double M. Your
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: mom's a bitch, was a bitch, and happy holidays. All
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: you hold is bitches.