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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 31st 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a due to the graphic nature of this program,
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  Speaker 1: Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. Ay, what's good? Everybody? Today?
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  Speaker 2: Is Wednesday, midweek and tonight New Year's Eve, the last
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  Speaker 2: day YEP of twenty twenty five and its December thirty. First.
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  Speaker 2: We are the Woody Show. Yeah, Woody, Greg Mans, Gina Grad,
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  Speaker 2: We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 4: She's our associate producer.
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  Speaker 2: Von our video producer, Dumbass Tyler is here. We got
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  Speaker 2: Bort and Menji holding things down in the Woody Show
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  Speaker 2: production department. As you know, we are not here live today.
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  Speaker 2: We are on holiday break, but we will be back
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  Speaker 2: to start a brand new year the Woodi Show on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: This coming Monday, January the fifth YEP. But some good
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  Speaker 2: stuff lined up for you today. And as we always say,
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  Speaker 2: if you haven't heard it, it's that's right. We'd still
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  Speaker 2: like to hear your thoughts, your opinions, anything you hear
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  Speaker 2: on the show. If there's something you got, a story
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  Speaker 2: you want to add, there are certainly a lot of
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  Speaker 2: ways to do that. The best way is the after
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  Speaker 2: hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four Woody is the number.
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  Speaker 2: That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. You can also
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  Speaker 2: email us find us their email at thewoodieshow dot com
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  Speaker 2: and of course find us follow us on the social
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  Speaker 2: media platform of your choice. Look for us there at
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  Speaker 2: the Woody Show. Coming up for you. On the show today,
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  Speaker 2: we got the Craigslist price is right right. Also around
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  Speaker 2: a fat chick, skinny chick, because that's always fun. Would
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  Speaker 2: he show a.
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  Speaker 4: Golden bachelorette because that's always entertaining?
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  Speaker 2: Yet gross?
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  Speaker 4: Or I should say it's always gross, it's entertaining.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of gross, I got a picture I want you
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  Speaker 2: to say, there's no there's no puss. This is like
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  Speaker 2: a before it's a before picture. And this is in Russia.
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  Speaker 2: This sixty five year old guy, he's been trying to
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  Speaker 2: deal with the tumor that he found on his own.
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  Speaker 2: No doctors, no nothing, but dealing for the last sixteen years. Again,
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  Speaker 2: why dude, Well, it has gotten so out of control
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  Speaker 2: that he finally went in to have it removed. But
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  Speaker 2: when he went in to have it removed, this thing
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  Speaker 2: it's like a head sized benign like palma tumor. On
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  Speaker 2: his neck, so it's right behind his head. It looks
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  Speaker 2: like he's got another head. Oh god, look at this.
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  Speaker 2: Damn I told you that.
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  Speaker 5: I told you size human head. It's bigger than his
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  Speaker 5: own head.
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  Speaker 2: That's like a seven and three quarters era, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Two hats he I mean, it's like,
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  Speaker 2: how do you? I guess you well, like here he's
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  Speaker 2: on his side, Like how do.
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  Speaker 5: You put a shirt over your heads?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 5: What do you wear?
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  Speaker 2: It's called ventriloquism at this point. Yeah, seriously fun dude. So,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the doctor dies. They couldn't believe the size
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  Speaker 2: of this thing. They were able to remove it, though.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine all the stuff that came out of that?
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  Speaker 2: You dealt with that for sixteen years? Sixteen years, like
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  Speaker 2: on your own. I don't understand, Like would you put
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  Speaker 2: on it? Did you join the circus?
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  Speaker 6: You'd have to?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, doesn't I have like something like they're just they're
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  Speaker 2: blowing off, like do you have anything at this point?
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  Speaker 3: Like I had that nose thing that I had frozen
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  Speaker 3: off it was like this, you know it and then
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  Speaker 3: slowly starting to come back.
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  Speaker 2: I think, so this is gonna be one of those
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  Speaker 2: things you have to burn off or once in a while.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe I have to go to a dermatologist.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe's just some plastic surgery, Greg, I know, a little
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  Speaker 7: while you're in there stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, while you're taking the thing off my nose. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I have I have this.
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  Speaker 8: Extra bone in my knee that it's like a hook.
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  Speaker 8: Because I've seen an X ray of it. You can
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  Speaker 8: feel it if you want, Greg, it's right there.
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  Speaker 2: What is it that?
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  Speaker 8: It's on the side, on the inside of my knee
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  Speaker 8: and it's like a little hook. And my dad had
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  Speaker 8: it too, and he had it removed because he's it
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  Speaker 8: gave all kinds of problems when he was like doing sports.
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  Speaker 5: But I know too sports, So I don't know what
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  Speaker 5: it was. Just I'd probably just leave it. It's not too
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  Speaker 5: hook like well, I saw the picture of it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just thinking like something on a like like a
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  Speaker 2: cosmetic level. I mean, not like this is this yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And I know we have you know some of the
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  Speaker 2: ladies that work over for Doctor Lee, you know the
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  Speaker 2: doctor temple Popper who listened to the show and we've tried.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, even how weird?
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  Speaker 2: Is that interesting? Yeah? I don't know. Menace is the
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  Speaker 2: one is that he ran into some people. I guess, uh,
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  Speaker 2: when didn't you run into a couple of girls who
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  Speaker 2: work over there. Oh that's right. They stopped bhying because
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  Speaker 2: medice doin' want told me about it, and then we
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  Speaker 2: couldn't get her on. We couldn't get at the time.
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  Speaker 2: She was just too popular.
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  Speaker 4: They can like them.
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  Speaker 5: But if they could lance it on the air, that'd.
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  Speaker 2: Be something like, maybe we get her to look at
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  Speaker 2: Greg's thing. That'd be great. I love that you can
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  Speaker 2: get doctor pimple Popper to take a look at Gregg's thing,
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  Speaker 2: and it'd be great because I've had these since I
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  Speaker 2: was a kid. I told you dress I get these
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  Speaker 2: little like uh, the two little bumps. It's just skin.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's where God God tied
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  Speaker 2: me off.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 5: Are you sure it's not like an.
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  Speaker 2: We got to build a bear and they put all
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  Speaker 2: the stuff and they, you know, tie off the opening.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, maybe maybe this is just the last the
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  Speaker 2: last hole. You don't feel them right, No, they you know,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't know. I don't even think about them
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  Speaker 2: until I think about it.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I have one behind my ear. I always thought
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  Speaker 8: it was from chicken pox, but maybe not.
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  Speaker 2: Like a bump. Yeah, let's just do it full body
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  Speaker 2: as almost said these like palmers. Man, I had multiple
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  Speaker 2: on my neck and I couldn't get them removed with medicare.
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  Speaker 2: Finally got insurance to to work and get him get
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  Speaker 2: them off.
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  Speaker 4: Are the skin tags or no they're not they're not skin?
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  Speaker 4: No not you.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of like woodies?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Behind him and then my husband has a big one
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  Speaker 8: on his shoulder. It looks like a button. Like, let's
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  Speaker 8: get rid of all these things, please.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you got to see this guy. Man, look
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  Speaker 2: at uh Menace? You want to post it? Can you
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  Speaker 2: post that post on the story? Yeah, Instagram story out
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  Speaker 2: the Woody Show on Yeah morning, don't puss or anything.
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  Speaker 2: It's just disturbing.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Would you say our followers will go up after we
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  Speaker 2: post this.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the people that aren't listening and they're just going
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  Speaker 4: to show up in their feet, they might be put
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  Speaker 4: off by it.
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  Speaker 2: Cares. Menace cares because he's a social media guy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: well it's it's called The Woody Show. And I don't care,
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  Speaker 2: thank you. No, It's like like, here's the thing I've
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  Speaker 2: stopped chasing all that. I don't care about that stuff anymore.
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  Speaker 2: If we're talking about something, there's a visual something, I
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  Speaker 2: want to make it easy for people to see it. True.
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  Speaker 2: That is That is my priority over If there's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be five or ten people who go like, oh well
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  Speaker 2: now now, then good, then they'll follow. It's like the crossroads,
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  Speaker 2: then don't follow. Yeah, but you have something like that
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  Speaker 2: and I want to see it. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 2: send someone on a wild goose chase now trying to
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  Speaker 2: try to find it. I'll make it. I'll just try
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  Speaker 2: to make it as easy as possible. Can we create
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  Speaker 2: an app that people need so they can go to
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  Speaker 2: see this thing? Yeah, where you sign up and you
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  Speaker 2: have to do they get to what's factor? God? Those things?
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  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty four Woody is the fall number.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna want to call it because we're gonna play
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  Speaker 2: the Craigsist price is right, that will be coming up next.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to play, call us now eight seven
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  Speaker 2: seven forty four Woody and we'll do it right after
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  Speaker 2: the break.
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  Speaker 10: What's up on to show podcast listeners? It's menace. Just
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  Speaker 10: a heads up coming back to Downy with boards. We're
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  Speaker 10: gonna be at the brand new raising can that's opening
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  Speaker 10: a nine thousand Telegraph Road in Downey from one to
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  Speaker 10: three pm on January thirteenth. Of course we're gonna have
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  Speaker 10: a bunch of prizes as usual, like Deem Park tickets,
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  Speaker 10: concert tickets, what do you show, merch and more. It
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  Speaker 10: all happens one to three pm January thirteenth in the
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  Speaker 10: city of Downey at nine thousand Telegraph Road.
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  Speaker 4: We'll see you there operating the radio because you were here.
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  Speaker 2: Now now it is a show phones eight seven seven
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  Speaker 2: forty four, Woodie. That's the number that you're calling so
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  Speaker 2: you could play our dumbass contest, which is for today,
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  Speaker 2: our dumbass contest. The Craiglist price is right, get right.
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  Speaker 2: So the way the game works, have all these different
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  Speaker 2: things that are being sold on Craigslist. I have some
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  Speaker 2: of those ads putting out here. I'm gonna tell everybody
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  Speaker 2: about that thing, and then ask somebody here in the
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  Speaker 2: room to give me a bit on how much they
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  Speaker 2: think it's being sold for on Craigslist. And then you
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  Speaker 2: on the phone, as the contested just have to guess
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  Speaker 2: is the actual Craigslist probably higher or lower the bit's
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  Speaker 2: given here in the studio. If you can do that,
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  Speaker 2: you will be the winner. Yeah. Eight seven four woodies
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  Speaker 2: is the phone number. We're gonna go right to the
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  Speaker 2: phones and say hi to Rosa. Good morning, Rosa morning.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So Craig's list price is right. First item
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  Speaker 2: will go with menace on this one, Yes, menace the
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  Speaker 2: first item. It's a nineteen eighties Taco Bell table and chair.
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  Speaker 2: Oh whoa. I bought this back in the eighties of
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  Speaker 2: the Taco Bell that was closing. It's in great condition.
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  Speaker 2: The chairs swivel, they're removable. I'm even throwing in another
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  Speaker 2: chair that was also from that Taco Bell. It is heavy,
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  Speaker 2: so bring some help and a truck. Great for kids. Now,
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  Speaker 2: look at this thing that's throwback around.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's awesome. The killers you would.
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  Speaker 7: Expect, brown, yellow, and back in the day, purple and yeah, turquoise.
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  Speaker 2: Taco Bell used to have fire pits in from them.
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  Speaker 2: They did. Yeah, that's so classic. It's awesome. Yeah. So
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  Speaker 2: how much do you think for the eighties Taco Bell
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  Speaker 2: table and chairs Menace? You say one hundred and fifty bucks. Rosa,
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  Speaker 2: do you think the actual Craigs's price is higher lower
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  Speaker 2: than one hundred and fifty dollars lower lower actual Craigslist
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  Speaker 2: price two one hundred and fifty dollars. Still a still Morgan,
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  Speaker 2: we still think to be in pretty decent condition.
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  Speaker 5: Yea, looks good if you're in.
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  Speaker 2: Such a Taco bell fanatic, I can see having something
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 4: Rosa.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for for calling taking I would love you, Rosa.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Let's go to Mitch. Good morning, Mitchy, good morning. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: they're playing the craigsl's price is right and see here,
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  Speaker 2: Well it's Christmas, so Sammy, sure, yes, oh even perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Now she's got a boyfriend. It's a Christmas sweater for two.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, she's gonna buy it for too.
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  Speaker 2: She'll she'll make him wear this. You're wearing this, but
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  Speaker 2: don't touch me. But he'll be like, whatever you say.
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  Speaker 5: As long as you're nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So we keep telling you like, hey, this guy
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  Speaker 2: is nice, nice, let him touch you, all right? Uh,
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  Speaker 2: he says, ready for that holiday party? Wear this. Oh
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  Speaker 2: it's a size small slash medium. Perfect, wear it with
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  Speaker 2: your boyfriend, mom or dad rock on Santa. Now, Greg,
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  Speaker 2: do you want to describe just how hideous these things are? Like, Wow,
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  Speaker 2: that's weirdness. It looks like it's something for conjoined.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So it's got the two headholes, the two arms that
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  Speaker 3: you put on. One side is red, one is green
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  Speaker 3: with some tacky ass candy canes, and one says gingerbread.
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  Speaker 2: One side says sugar Mama, the other one says sugar
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  Speaker 2: Daddy and gingerbread. And they got Freddy Krueger stripe sleeves.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's definitely for wacky photos online.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You couldn't wear that for more than fifteen seconds.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, it looks like it is like cheap sweater material,
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  Speaker 11: not just a sweatshirt quality.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Christmas sweater. It's sweater though, that's not Hallmark
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  Speaker 2: level stumps. No, no, no, yeah, Christmas sweater for two.
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  Speaker 4: Sammy the Dream say thirty dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Thirty dollars. Do you think the actual Craigslist price is
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  Speaker 2: higher or lower than thirty dollars? Mitch, Oh, say lower lower.
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  Speaker 2: Actual Craigslist price for the Christmas sweater for two is
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  Speaker 2: ten dollars. That is a bargain.
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  Speaker 12: That is a great deal.
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  Speaker 2: Get on it now, all right, Mitch, hang on one second, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: we'll get all information. Appreciate you listening. To the Woodie Show.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you, guys. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: A right, let's see, let's go to Carlo Hey, Carla,
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  Speaker 2: Carla hey, Yes, hey, all right. Craigslist price is right now. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: I was over a genus place yesterday and I saw
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  Speaker 2: this couch for the first time. Greg, Oh you did,
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  Speaker 2: because God forbid we ever go to your house. The
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  Speaker 2: couch that Greg was the no sit couch. Heard about
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  Speaker 2: it for years now, Gus couch. Right, it's just set
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  Speaker 2: up there in the living I saw it for the
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  Speaker 2: first time. Did you sit on it? I did. It's
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  Speaker 2: very it's very deep, very deep, and it's it's very comfortable. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I enjoyed it one time. Now, Greg, first sail on Craigslist,
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  Speaker 2: it simply says couch couch, dark blue two cedar couch.
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  Speaker 2: So somebody would call that a love sea needs to
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  Speaker 2: be repaired, and I'm gonna show you the picture here
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  Speaker 2: needs to be repaired. But otherwise a great comfy couch. Now,
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  Speaker 2: let me don't see bets look at this thing needs repair.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess you would be like, as looks
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  Speaker 4: like a bear.
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  Speaker 5: Guy, like somebody put some eights inside it.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, this thing is destroyed it ripped.
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  Speaker 2: Why you're even bothering trying to sell this thing? I
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  Speaker 2: mean it is tore up. The uh look at the
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  Speaker 2: look at the stuff and it jump missed it.
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  Speaker 4: That's definitely from a dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, such ack of wild dogs. Just need three upholstery,
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  Speaker 2: needs new stuffing. Yeah, great to be repaired. Mario can
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  Speaker 2: fix that.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Whomost person wouldn't sleep on that? Cockroach wouldn't sleep on it?
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  Speaker 2: So how much for couch? Couch?
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  Speaker 3: Let's say twenty bucks? Maybe they're delusional? Twenty bucks?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Carla, do you think the actual Craigslist price
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  Speaker 2: is higher lower than the twenty dollars of Greg just
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  Speaker 2: guest here.
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  Speaker 13: Very delusional, they're gonna go with higher?
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  Speaker 2: All right, actual Craigslist price. Maybe you'll consider it at
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  Speaker 2: six dollars?
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  Speaker 10: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, six bucks is even too much for this thing.
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  Speaker 2: Lee's come get it. Yeah all right, Carla, appreciate this show.
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  Speaker 2: Have yourself a great day. By ye I'm sorry I
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  Speaker 2: don't like them. You'll win.
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  Speaker 1: That is nuts.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Corey.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Corey, Hey, how're we going.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing great? Craigslist price is right? Next up is
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  Speaker 2: uh for Gina?
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  Speaker 4: Gina?
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  Speaker 2: You just went. Sammy just went. My wife just went
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  Speaker 2: along with MENACE's wife and another one of our friends
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  Speaker 2: to the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: Now for sale on Craigslist is one of the Wizard
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  Speaker 2: of Oz falling apples.
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  Speaker 4: I will pay.
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  Speaker 5: I'm the only one who didn't get one. It bounced
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  Speaker 5: out of my hand.
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  Speaker 2: Wizard of Oz falling apple from the show at the Sphere.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, don't miss out just because you didn't go
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  Speaker 2: to the show. Collect this memorabilia. Now see the three
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  Speaker 2: sixty views.
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  Speaker 8: We were just talking about this, Okay, that they are
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  Speaker 8: high bidders online for the stupid thing.
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  Speaker 5: It's a literal foam apple the size of an apple.
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  Speaker 2: My wife got one, it said, Well, I got one,
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  Speaker 2: Sammy got one. It landed.
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  Speaker 5: It's the size of an apple, says Wizard of Oz at.
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  Speaker 8: The Sphere, and a little green foam leaf. I can
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  Speaker 8: only imagine. Talk about delusional what they think they can
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  Speaker 8: sell this for.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, how much do you think it's being sold for?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, I'm gonna say you've seen it, yeah, and I
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  Speaker 8: mean people wanted it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say fifty bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Fifty bucks, Corey, you think the actual Craigslist price is
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  Speaker 2: higher or lower than fifty dollars. Let's go higher actual
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  Speaker 2: Craigslist price. They're asking two hundred dollars.
• 16:45
  Speaker 10: Dollars.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Five sick for the show didn't cost two hundred dollars.
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: It's crazy what people for a stupid actual piece of
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: garbage for a piece of foam.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if Sammy was, she would give you her.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: No, I don't want. I wouldn't. In fact, if I
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: got one and she didn't, I would give it to her.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Or yeah, but she wouldn't do it to you.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Corey. Congratulations, Hang up one second. My friend will get
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: all your information. That's how you play the Craigslist prices.
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: Right again?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Two dollars, two hundred dollars.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Well, look how much people are paying for these stupid popcorn.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Buggets that are like, oh yeah, that's the new plastic,
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: that's the new and it handles what I don't know,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: six or seven kernels of popcorn. Boards of you came again? Yeah? Yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: The question is who's buying this stuff? Who's buying the
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: Wizard of Oz Apple super fans?
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: But what do you do with that? Isn't you put
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: it in a loose disabilities.
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: Do you like at the point that you have two
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: hundred dollars for a plastic apple from Wizard of Oz?
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Do use you not plastic?
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: And what do you do with it?
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Take a weekend, get a flight, go to the make it,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: make a little trip of it.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: What's wrong with you?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called a memento.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Look into hope you get an apple. You still might
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: not get one.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: That momento menace means so much less when you weren't
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: there reading a story about how scientists in Florida we're
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: doing some research and the sound something pretty crazy. You know,
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: these said, these pythons have been quite the problem in Florida.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: You know they have like robot rabbits or have you
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: seen aw it' stuff they're doing to try to capture
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: these snakes in Florida. Yeah, like heat in motion and yeah, pheromonid.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Even so, a Burmese python puked up an entire deer
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: that had tried to digest Nice.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: That crazy, that's insane.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: So they say it was like a temperature thing. The
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: like a drop in temperature slowed the snake's digestion, causing
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: the decomposing deer to be expelled to bacterial infection in
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: the snake.
• 18:52
  Speaker 13: Damn.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: But the snake is alive out there and on the loose,
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: and you know that's I didn't.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I didn't think how would how would it even it
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: would just have to lie there for how long after
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: it ate that thing? I don't know, great question, And
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: when would it have to eat again?
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Pure of it?
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: And it looks like somebody pulling on some really tight pants.
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: I don't know how else to describe it.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: It looks like child.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that made the snake population explode, is the question.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: They have no competition, nothing, no natural predators. Like somebody
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: brought it to Florida and then released it because it
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: was like they had it as a pet or something,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: and they released it, got onto the wild and just
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: started doing it, making baby snakes, and so now it's
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: a problem. You know, you're a small deer either.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: No.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I saw this guy he was trying to land ski
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: planes and couldn't land because the place that he was
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: going to land had there were twenty gators on top
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: of them. Well no, because I guess if if one
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: of the skis like, it does a ton of damage.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: So he did like a low pass and you just
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: saw these like alligator heads.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: The video is crazy.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Why would you I want to want to land in
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: there anyway?
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Emergency landing.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I swear every time I think about Florida, Like, I
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: don't understand why anybody goes near any body of water
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: in Florida. I just assume there's a gator in there.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: There could be a puddle from a rain storm, Like,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: there's a gator in there lake.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: It's pretty fun going to gator land, though, go to
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: the Everglades and the gators. That'd be cool.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, that'd be cool. I just don't
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: like to be separated by I don't want to witness
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: one in the wild.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: I mean it is very Florida. You get to, uh,
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: pretend you're hog tying one of them and take a photo.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Wasn't there? In fact, wasn't it? Wasn't there like a
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: video that we saw where a snake had eaten like
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: a baby alligator or something. Yeah. Probably, Yeah, I know
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: there's been those stories out of wherever the hell it is,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: where some local gets taken by there's a human and
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: there's a human in there and they cut it open
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: and yeah, there there's Grandma. We've been lucky to let it.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Get to that point like, oh yeah, it's like a
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: shel Silverstein poem.
• 21:03
  Speaker 12: Oh no, it's up to my toe.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Oh let that happen to this?
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: It's a Woody show.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: It's another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: correct world. Thanks for being here. Give us some of
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: your time this morning album whatddy? That's Greg Gory. We
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: got Menace, Hi, Gina grad Hi, Sea Bass is here,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: we got Sammy Morgan is here. Hey, phones open eight
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: seven seven forty four, Wooding, You can't send us a
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: text over to two two nine eight seven. Yeah, So
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: what what food was the biggest disappointment Once you tried it?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I gotta say, the dude, buy chocolate. I've given it
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: multiple trip I loved it. I've given it multiple opportunities.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: You don't like the little crunchies?
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I mean I like a kit kat, so that that
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: part's fine. I don't know what it is about to do.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: But I think also because damn no, I think because
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: also it's just not worth it. It's ridiculous. The price
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: is insane.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: But I think, right though, it's like where you get it?
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Because I've had like three different ones, and one of
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: them was the best.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: In the other one that Morgan found and brought it.
• 22:17
  Speaker 14: Yes, that was so good, absolutely so expensive though, so
• 22:23
  Speaker 14: like even if it was like, oh yeah it's not bad,
• 22:25
  Speaker 14: it's not great, that's totally worth that price.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like, oh this will be around next year.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Just a just a complete rip off. Truffle oil fries.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Couldn't hate them.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Anything with truffle.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Oil like over rated, overpowering.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: It is super You could have one little drop, it's ever.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: You know the the hot sauces where you could just
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: barely dip the tip of a toothpick in there and
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: your whole mouth is on fire. Yeah, like that's all.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: That's as much truffle oil as you need, just dip
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: the tip of a toothpick and just put it on
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: the food.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: I myself to a lot stir sandwich. I thought, oh,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: this is going to be heaven on a bun, and
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: there was a truffle oil on it and it destroyed it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Sure it wasn't truffle butter.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it just you expect gourmet and just it's like,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know, like a sock. It's a weird smell,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: a greasy artificial. Now, also when they ask people that question,
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: what's the what's the food that was the biggest disappoint
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: once you tried it? The McRib made the list. No,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I think you have to.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I think I think you have to adjust your expectation.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: You like, you know what it is and who's overrating
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: them inbed to begin with? No one's like, oh my god,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: this is the most amazing.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: If you like ribs, you're gonna love the MIxS that
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: go to places like fast food restaurants and think that
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: like they're getting gourmet meals.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Yeahs what it is.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: It's good. Yeah, it's underrated.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: The giant smoked turkey legs that you get at theme parks,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: renaissance fairs, anything. It never tastes like turkey. It tastes
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: like hand. I like ham, but it's not what I'm expecting.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Most good. Yeah, true, messy, and I love it. Sparkling
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: water gross overrated.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Hate it, that's fine.
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: It tastes like non flavored sparkling water. It tastes like
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: bad breath. There's no way to describe it. And then
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: when people say the flavored version, it's like they say, like,
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: you know, orange flavored sparkling water is like taking a
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: drink of water and then somebody's shouting the name of
• 24:24
  Speaker 8: the fruit from another room, like that's you're not getting
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: any flavor.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're the Croxies of the world are gross overpriced. Hey,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: you want to ruin a cake?
• 24:32
  Speaker 15: You know you do?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: You cover it in fond it. But I'll know why, people,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: you can eat it. It's not intended to be eaten.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Well, only know one place that does it right.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: You can eat sugar.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: It's actually edible. I'm saying, wherehere the fond and tastes good. Yeah,
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: it's just for the you know, if you're.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Trying to make sure a cake boss type of cake,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: or it's like this really cool exactly, it looks very pretty.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: It looks cool, but it's it's not to it's not
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: to be enjoyed. No, it's not butter from Yeah, from
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: a taste standpoint. Well along those lines to to follow
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: up on red velvet overlaid, Yeah, well the other thing
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: is mochi. The other thing that made the list, Gregg,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: and you'll be happy to know, even though I disagree,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: what food was the biggest disappointment once you tried it?
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Somebody said crumble cookies, Oh the worst, Like they say
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: they're average at best. Now these are what I'm giving.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Here are the most common responses.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: I will say they are delicious, but they are not cookies.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: There's something else. They're like shake tops.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Back to the Dubai chocolate thing real quick. I was
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: wondering where I saw this, and now it just reminded
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: me on this text eight or five. Shake Shack has
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: a Dubai chocolate shake that's really good. It's fifty cents,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: but it's worth it once you try. Still have it though,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: they do, because when we were at Shake Shack Menace
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: over the weekend, and when we stopped in there, I go,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: what the hell is that? Like, it was a milkshake
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: sitting on the counter and it had and it all
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: the crap just kind of it looked like somebody poured
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: potting soil on top of the milkshake. And I go,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: that looks like dirt. And I thought it was just
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: like it looked on appealing. Yeah, damn it, it looked unappealing.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: And then lobsters on the list Greg Crab, it's it's
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: they say it's okay, just too expensive for the amount
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: that you get for the money you're spending. I would
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: get King.
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: Crab and I always think it. It's Australian prison food.
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: That's what they fed the prisoners because they didn't have
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: anything else about.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Shrimp to bottom feeders. When they're Benny hannag grill, they're bad,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: they're good. Yeah, you can flip them, ride my mouth
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: so much. A little bit ut but a little bit
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: that ginger dipping sauce.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: And fry shrimp.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shrimp, give me all the shrimp. Yeah, they're de list.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: The only time I don't like shrimp is when they're
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: when it's cold.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Oh I love shrimp cocktail with some lemon shoes.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the shrimp any any any way that you prepared
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: as long as it's hot.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: I don't need you.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: You.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: I think you were with me when I had the
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: raw shrimp sushi. Oh yeah, I don't know which was
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: It wasn't even gross, it was just nothing. It was Yeah,
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: it's just it's just slime.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: What's that pine you?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I got so excited. I love heads
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: on shrimp because I know I'm gonna be sucking that head.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah you are ok. Yeah you are a girl.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah geez.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: I know people that sucked them heads, they love it.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Forty four Wooding. If you're calling in texting, you're gonna
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: do that over to two two nine eighty seven and
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: you can play a long at home, because coming up
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: next we're go do a round a fat chick skinny check.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Speaking of food, so when we have our volunteer on
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: the phone, we're gonna be asking her some questions and
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: you will then just text in what do you think
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: fat or skinny? Just text over to two to nine
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: eight seven. We'll take a quick break and then that
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: will be next here on the Woody Show and the Sea.
• 27:52
  Speaker 16: Yeah, you can mold cue it, yeah, small it, yeah,
• 27:55
  Speaker 16: brawl it, bake it, t yep. Days on shrimp come up, shrimp, creole, shrimp,
• 28:01
  Speaker 16: gumbo and fry Uh deep front str front give it
• 28:06
  Speaker 16: today news pineapple shrimp, Yep, Limla shrimp, I get coconut shrimp,
• 28:11
  Speaker 16: shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Uh shrimp burden all the shrimp sandwich.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: That's that's Balady.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: Show.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back s well as promised for the break.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: We told you what was coming up next, and we
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: are ready to go. Ladies and gentlemen, boys or girls,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: It is time to play.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Here.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: It's a game everybody gets to play along. We have
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: a volunteer that has volunteered to answer these questions honestly
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: and based on the answers, we had to try to
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: guess is this person a fat check or skinny check?
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: All right, let's go writing the phones and say hello
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: to our volunteer. Say hi to Jane. Good morning, Jade, Jane,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: good morning, good morning. All right, So Jade, thank you
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: very much for volunteering. And I was just like you
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: to tell everybody, now, how did you end up in
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: your position today as being the person that gets to
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: answer the questions like what like, what did you do?
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: How'd you go about doing that?
• 29:18
  Speaker 13: I volunteered and sent an email to sit on the
• 29:21
  Speaker 13: show and get the sat skinny shake. Nobody held the
• 29:24
  Speaker 13: guns in my head A volunteering.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right to people like when the people do
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: complain about it, now, we did not force anybody. Now.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: It's it's funny because a lot of people think that
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: they're going to fool us, but I think overall we're pretty.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: Good at it, although sometimes we were surprised.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all though it does happen. Now, the only person
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: who knows what we got going on here is Morgan,
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: because you know when you want to volunteer, you'll hit
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: us up email at the woodieshow dot com.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: It's email at the woodieshow dot com.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Boar you canna? You can text over to two to
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: ninety seven. Morgan keeps an eye out for volunteers. We
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: have a ton and Jade, today's your day. You are
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: going to get a prize regardless you're not competing for anything,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: just by being a good sport and by volunteering to
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: play fat Chick Skinny Chick, we are setting you up
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: with a prize.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Again.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Well, we asked you that you just give us some
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: honest answers. Okay, I can do that. Okay, Fat Chick,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Skinny Chicken. I believe Greg said that he wanted to
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: start loves to start with the with the questions.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, So Jade, I'm wondering if you've ever dyed your
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: hair with multiple colors all at once like a rainbow?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: You have, and why I want you do that?
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Why did you do that?
• 30:34
  Speaker 13: Honestly because it was starting to go gray and I
• 30:36
  Speaker 13: had to start bleaching it and it didn't look very
• 30:38
  Speaker 13: good white.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Can I ask you this is the only boo good
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: you haven't brought it out in a while. Do you
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: use that iPhone or Android?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah Android?
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Interesting?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Do you what's your history with smoking and or vaping?
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Do you currently did you in the past?
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Just weed weed, just sweet? Never cigarettes?
• 31:01
  Speaker 10: No?
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Do you wear high heels, Jade?
• 31:05
  Speaker 13: I'm not really If I wear anything, it'll be like
• 31:08
  Speaker 13: a wedge of a couple of inches.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Right, okay, Jade.
• 31:11
  Speaker 12: What's your favorite store to shop at?
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: Trader Jews Trader.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: My favorite item there either.
• 31:21
  Speaker 13: The Bria or the sheet takes.
• 31:25
  Speaker 12: Now we're talking.
• 31:29
  Speaker 13: The sheet takes are really good, except for the gluten
• 31:31
  Speaker 13: free one. That one's not that good.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's good. So you're not like you're not
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: like vegan gluten free and ane of that stuff.
• 31:39
  Speaker 13: Right, No, I need cheese to survive.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Same.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: I mean I've did lots.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: When you're when you're dressing play the game. We'll play
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: the game.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: When you're dressing fancy, Jade.
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: When you're dressed up, do you go for pants like
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: fancy like pants or a dress fancy pants?
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Fancy pant?
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: Jade?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Have you ever used the following sentence? I really like
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: to curl up with a good book.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: No, never, What do you vacation do you try to
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: do like theme park related or like beach related activity?
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: What?
• 32:16
  Speaker 17: What?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: What kind of vacations do you prefer to go on
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: beach related? Beach damn? Because of all the krill? All right?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been set up on a date by
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: a friend? What's your favorite season?
• 32:30
  Speaker 13: Summer?
• 32:31
  Speaker 18: Oh?
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: What's your favorite holiday?
• 32:34
  Speaker 13: Thanksgiving?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Nice?
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: If you want to said Halloween, I would have had
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: a thought to.
• 32:42
  Speaker 12: Do you have any hobbies?
• 32:44
  Speaker 13: Not?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 32:47
  Speaker 13: What do you do for a living super, I'm a
• 32:50
  Speaker 13: mobile pet groomer.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Dog dog? Do you drink regular so or died soda?
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: Regular soda?
• 33:03
  Speaker 18: What?
• 33:04
  Speaker 10: What?
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: And where are your tattoos?
• 33:07
  Speaker 13: Not?
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: If he knows, I'm like thirteen of them?
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, couple on my side.
• 33:13
  Speaker 13: I got some cat popperings on my shoulder and how
• 33:15
  Speaker 13: much you hate that? That's some EDM related tattoos on
• 33:19
  Speaker 13: my arm. I don't have a tattoo of Maui on
• 33:24
  Speaker 13: my shoulder.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Oh Maui like the island or like the character.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Not from the island.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Do people usually think you look older or younger than
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: your actual age?
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Younger younger?
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Did you play an instrument? In high school.
• 33:42
  Speaker 13: No, and I did not go to high school.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Oh what do you mean you didn't go to high school?
• 33:46
  Speaker 13: I'm a seventh trade dropout?
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Seventh grade dropout?
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: How did that happen? Now, this has nothing to do
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: with like fat or skinny? Imious? How did you drop
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: out of seventh grade?
• 33:57
  Speaker 13: Well, my dad gave me too many choices, and I
• 34:00
  Speaker 13: went to eight different schools before seventh grade, and he
• 34:03
  Speaker 13: asked me if I wanted to continue going to school,
• 34:05
  Speaker 13: which is not a decision somebody that should make. But
• 34:08
  Speaker 13: I said no, and I didn't have to go anymore.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: So it wasn't me.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: You weren't like pregnant or anything.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: No?
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: Never.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Do you have kids?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: No?
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: No, no kids?
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 34:19
  Speaker 12: Married, no dating anyone?
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: No?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: This is full bush or hardwood floors, small patch, small patch,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: a small.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Ten so a design?
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah? All right? This is who's your favorite professional wrestler?
• 34:37
  Speaker 13: I don't even think I could name a professional wrestler.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: You tried?
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: That is surprising? Sorry, boy, don't be sorry. Sorry.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Do you consider yourself to be impulsive?
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: I think. I mean I feel like I've been locked
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: up and locked I have a couple of different theories.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Oh oh, what kind of milk do you buy? Whole
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: two percent or skim whole dressed whole mill that's a hippie.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Have you ever dabbled with the ladies? Yes, yes, like
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: full on, full time, like nice, give a mouth party
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: a woman. Okay, h good for you, that is nice?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: All right. Have you ever been a mistress? Like have you?
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Have you ever been the other? Have you ever been
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: the other woman?
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not that I know of, Given.
• 35:24
  Speaker 7: Your bisexual leanings, who's the most attractive member of the
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: Woody Show in your opinion?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: To you that you would helk up with tonight right now?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Just say because that's what you No, No, I don't.
• 35:35
  Speaker 13: Well it's hard. Looks like Sammy, but then Morgan's got
• 35:39
  Speaker 13: like the best personality, but then Gina's so.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Tam It doesn't have to be one of the ladies,
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: but you your preference would be the ladiest before the dudes.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay it so yeah yeah yeah?
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: And then men, I'm locked in. I'm locked in in
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: anybody else?
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Any other questions? Has something you can reveal to us?
• 36:06
  Speaker 18: Oh?
• 36:06
  Speaker 19: Yeah?
• 36:07
  Speaker 13: Do you?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Uh? What kind of watch do you wear? Do you
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: wear a watch? I don't, you don't do you have
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: lots of piercings.
• 36:14
  Speaker 13: I only have my ears on my belly button, all right,
• 36:16
  Speaker 13: and that since I was.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Here, here's my thought process, guys. I have so much
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: in the fat column that I think almost like I
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: must be getting fooled.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: That's how I feel, is right.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: It's all okay, so older. The hair color thing, like
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: the fact that you like, you know, I put that
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: for whatever reason in the fat column, right because if
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: it's like the wild colored stuff, it's one thing. But
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: like the wild colored stuff, the android thing, medicine, that's
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: where you're going with that one. The fact that she
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: wears wedges a posts like heels or things like that
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: same thing with the pants over like a dress.
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: The fact that she you know, needs cheese to survive
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving was her big holid a pet groomer. No offense
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: to pet groomers, but I kind of feel like if
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I had the stereotype like yes, be yeah, thirteen different tattoos,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: seventh grade drop out, impulsive, whole milk, all these things,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: sheet cake, trader, Joe's Sheetcake all those things out of
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: the fat now under skinny the name Jade true, I
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: have a skinny column agreed Trader Joe's as a general
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: rule of thumb, I have in the skinny column going
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: to the beach as the preferred vacation. She's never been
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: set up on a date by a friend. Summer is
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: her preferred season. Regular soda I have in the in
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: the skinny column and also e DM chick.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have the skinny wrestler.
• 37:40
  Speaker 8: I had two that set that sort of outweigh everything
• 37:44
  Speaker 8: of the fat column for me, and I can't totally
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: explain it. Eight m and living in Maui, like that's
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: you kind of fit like silence. I too have been
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: to Maui, but if you, but not like a full
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: time residence.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: She has lived in Maui.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: But generationally, I.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Just got to go with the I just got to
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: go with the numbers. And I'm so I'm locking in
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: on fat. What do you lock in on? I'm looking
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: on skinny skinny? All right, Greg.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Gory, I'm with you. I think like there's so much
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: in the fat column that we might be being fooled.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: But I'm gonna stick with my gut and say.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Fat all right, Greg Gory, all right, menace everything screamed
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: nuclear fat and Sammy and and sea bass.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: What did I write the second over her mouth? Yes,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: he wrote fat.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have a fat voice.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: But but.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: As we talked more and more and more, I started
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: leaning skinny and again, yeah, it went back to the
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: second you start saying eight m and then you drink
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: regular soda. As you go to Trader Joe's, you drink
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: whole milk. So all right, I'm gonna say skinny, even
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: though my initial thought, all.
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: Right, your thoughts, I will for all the reasons you
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: guys have mentioned. And then then the living on the
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: island thing that gets you big, which is again counterproductive,
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: but that that goes into her preferring beaches in summer
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: and things of that nature. Yeah, yeah, And but I'm
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: not gonna try to overthink it. I'm gonna stick with fat.
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: I'm going to not try to fill myself either side.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Sammy, I actually think skinny.
• 39:22
  Speaker 12: I'm with Gina on this. Eed m to me, super skinny.
• 39:24
  Speaker 11: You're going to festivals, You're walking around a lot.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and to enjoy that.
• 39:29
  Speaker 11: And the loving summer and the beach and then also
• 39:32
  Speaker 11: the being a mobile pet groomer, which means that she's
• 39:35
  Speaker 11: in one of those like little truck van things.
• 39:37
  Speaker 12: I think you have to be small to even want
• 39:39
  Speaker 12: to be in that.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I thought maybe you were confusing that she was walking
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: tall for appointments, And yes, I think because we use
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: we use one of those services. And yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: all right, so you're walking in on skinny.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Now we have a picture.
• 39:54
  Speaker 12: We have three for three.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we have three.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: We have a we have a picture that is right
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: in front of us. We're gonna open that up. It's
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: been you know, sealed shut, and we will find out.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Text your vote over to two to nine eighty seven.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Fat chick or skinny chick. Now on the count of three,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: we will open and find out the answer. Here we're
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: going it. Here we go one, two, three.
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: Open it up.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Hard.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: My god, look how hot she am?
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: And now back to the Woody Show. We are the
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: results of your decision at tune in this morning. It
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: is the Woody Show. If you want to give us
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: a call, I can do that on the phones eight
• 40:41
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• 40:45
  Speaker 2: your check ins, whatever you got over to two two
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: nine eight seven. All right, So what is old is
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: new again? The once popular social media app Vine making
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: a comeback sorta, but with an AI twist. The people
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: over at Twitter X whatever you want to call it,
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: they have recovered the original Vine archive to give users
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: access to their old content. Yeah. Those are those six
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: second video Yeah. And on top of that, you'll soon
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: be able to create six second videos the type that
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: made Vine famous, just by typing prompts into a new
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: tool called groc Imagine. And it's all part of a
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: plan to turn x into a one stop shop for
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: social and entertainment. Now, some people, like Elon's number one
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: weirdo fan Sea Bass here, all hyped about it, Others
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: saying it's just more AI slop, which my wife is
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: so turned off by anything AI that she sees online.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god, it takes no imagination. Just
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: type something in there. It's not impressive because it was
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: just created by a computer. Yeah, it's neat, how you know,
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I guess kind of realistic, but like, there's nothing real
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 41:49
  Speaker 10: I didn't know.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Throughout history, everybody that has fought technology and not learned
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: technology has worked.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: She just doesn't find it entertaining. When she's like these
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: AI clips, video clips or whatever, don't you go it's
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: just a eh, Mary, it's not interesting. Playboy is back,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: relaunching its Playmate of the Month competition, rebranding it as
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: the Great Playmates Search. Here we go, Morgan, another chance
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: for some money. The Casting Calls Global invites fans to
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: vote online. Former playmates will vote on the finalists. The
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: winner twenty five thousand dollars in cash, a professional photo shoot,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: inclusion in the twenty twenty seven Playboy calendar, a year
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: of Honey Burdette lingerie. Sure, I don't know, I've never
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: heard that brand name before, modeling contracts, and more. Second
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: place winner will get featured on an inside cover, receive
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: a fifteen thousand dollars cash prize, and some other similar benefits.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: So there you go. It's still yeah. If you got it,
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: they could work for you. Yeah, why not? Thanks for
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: giving us some of your time. This morning, we are
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: the Woodies Show.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: To the Woody Show.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Well, the Golden Bachelor is back, you guys. They just
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: had their their first new episodisode one of the Bachelorette
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: seventy one year old Terry. She is a cosmetic dentist.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: She assaulted the new old guy bachelor. Mel was the
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: guy who's looking for love. Yeah, with her puppet. She
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: had this puppet. Now a little quick backstory. Now here's Meil.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: She's seventy one years old, George, she looks she's seven.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: I'm like seventy one.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: That's wow, Zion.
• 43:28
  Speaker 12: Chris Kardashian did your face?
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she looks incredible. Yeah yeah, what do you think?
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Smash your pass?
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Smash, smashash. I would never think there's a guy online
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: he goes it's like NFL players wives, NFL owners wives. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: he raised that goes, uh smash. It's real thoughtful about it.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: It's just his delivery cracks me up. Anyway, So she
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: uh had the puppet smack the bachelor guy because again
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: the name mel. He was on a podcast and he
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: had the nerve to say that he preferred women forty
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: five to sixty. He's sixty six.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: Of course he does.
• 44:09
  Speaker 12: Well, that's probably normal for a sixty six year old guy.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, but like whatever, that's his preference. Just anything
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: else women. You have a rule about height, height, you know,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: yeah whatever. Any So, he addressed this one on the show,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: said it was wrong for the say what else are
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: you going to say? In a roomful of old chicks?
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: You know, yeah, that's who he was about to date.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: But yeah, here is I have a little clip. This
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: is uh Terry attacking him with the puppet.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Near Hi mail, I'm Terry from Houston, and this is Carly,
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: my favorite dental assistant.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Hy Neil.
• 44:40
  Speaker 9: I bet you weren't expecting all these women over sixty
• 44:44
  Speaker 9: who looks so hot, right, correct?
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: And I bet you weren't expecting this either.
• 44:50
  Speaker 12: That even.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever been hit by a puppet before.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: That was for all women over sixty, because he has
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: never been exposed to women like us.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: She looks better than she sounds. She really stuck it
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: to him.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Based all that. What do you think did she or
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: did she not get a rose?
• 45:15
  Speaker 19: Oh?
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: I mean she sounds annoying. No, but no matter how
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: good she looked.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: But it's good content because she's crazy.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: But he's the one that has to give him out.
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: But producers, my producers, that's what I'm saying.
• 45:30
  Speaker 11: Yes, Yes, I'm going to say yes because he has
• 45:34
  Speaker 11: something to proved now that he's not ages.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: I think she got a rosy guy. She's hanging in.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: There being hot.
• 45:42
  Speaker 12: Helps.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, you brought you brought a puppet. You're out
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: exactly doing character voices, but some bile or realness saying
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: his angle though because she brought it up, he couldn't
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: cut her.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it would look no matter how all annoying she.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Was someone in the text. What is what do you
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: show a golden Masters? Well, I'm glad you asked, uh
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass. He had this idea a while ago. And
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: you know, because there's all these like cam girls, you know,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: only it was before we're the only fans or only
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: fans is kind of that same idea, right, but you're right,
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: this is only fans. This is what all the only
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: fans girls were doing before, only fans. They would you know,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: set up and they have these cams and they would
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: do stuff to themselves and live time.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like thement it's like a.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Chat room kind of thing, but like a private chat room.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: You go in there and you would just type in
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: and like communicate with the girl and you'd say, oh,
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: I want you to X y Z. And so anyway,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: there's something for everybody. And so you get these you know,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: what what do they call them? Uh, it's mature. I
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: think it's what they use in the porn world. So
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: like that for all the ground. It's like grandma stuff,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: you know. So they have like these old women. Yeah,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: they got these old chicks who are who are doing
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: these these candam Yeah, and so Sea Mass would jump
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: in there and he would he would type to them
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: and have and so you'll hear like a little like
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: kind of sound effect that just means that he's tipping them. Yeah,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: And so they always have It's my favorite part. They
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: always have some kind of reaction to it. Yeah, you know,
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: like some kind of like because some of these chicks
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: have devices they're wired in, yeah, that are wired into
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: the system so that when you tip them, it's like
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: having the remote control for vibrating panties. It hits them
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: with a yeah.
• 47:31
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: And and some of these chicks, you know, they have
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: like very dramatic Here's one. This is just to give
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: you an idea. This is from a previous season of
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: what he show a bachelorette. Seed Mass with the with
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: the old ladies.
• 47:44
  Speaker 18: Hello, Sebastian, welcome in, good morning, Oh Sebastian. I love that.
• 47:53
  Speaker 18: Hello Sebastian, Thank you baby. Oh I'm sweating. Give it
• 48:02
  Speaker 18: to me all you've got, Sebastian.
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: What's small with he's right your day.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Instead of being like a perv and saying like sick
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: sexual stuff, he'll just say like stuff like what makes
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: you smile childhood? When he types it in doesn't ye.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: What's small with he's right your day?
• 48:25
  Speaker 18: Well, I don't know.
• 48:27
  Speaker 15: I've been told I was amazing three times today already,
• 48:31
  Speaker 15: so that has brightened my day. But in real life,
• 48:36
  Speaker 15: my grand babies brighten my day a million times over.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: She's sitting there with her old beaver out. You know,
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: I like taking taking Sebastian's tips and talking about your grandchildren,
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: talking about your grandchildren when you're muffs out, what are
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: you doing?
• 48:57
  Speaker 15: Are you going to be a good boy and take
• 48:58
  Speaker 15: me to play, Sebastian. You're just gonna throw thirty five
• 49:02
  Speaker 15: cents at me and bte this on your dollar that
• 49:11
  Speaker 15: you tipped. I got thirty five cents off of that,
• 49:17
  Speaker 15: so now I got a dollar.
• 49:22
  Speaker 10: Got it so much?
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: They're literally doing this for a dollar.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let me let me try to find Let me
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: try to find one where they got like the over
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: the top like you know, hello that Sebasti.
• 49:34
  Speaker 18: How you love.
• 49:37
  Speaker 20: Oh Sebastion, Oh, and I love it when you do
• 49:44
  Speaker 20: that sweetness.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Oh it's so good.
• 49:49
  Speaker 18: Oh you're quiet.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Next with an expert? Yeah, h button, we're so good
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: with a mouse.
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: What's the most central part of a friendship?
• 50:04
  Speaker 20: What's the most what essential part of a friendship?
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Honestly, yes, Sebastian.
• 50:13
  Speaker 18: I am going to sit up because.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: I want to talk to you.
• 50:15
  Speaker 18: I am finding you very very intriguing.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: You're actually asking me about myself.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So.
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: Who is your favorite actor or actress?
• 50:36
  Speaker 20: Quite like Anthony Hopkins in some of the older roles
• 50:39
  Speaker 20: that he's been in, Not because he's British, just because
• 50:43
  Speaker 20: can we do this again? Because you are amazing? You
• 50:47
  Speaker 20: are a breath of fresh air. Amazing, Sebastian, You are fabulous.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: You are fabulous friend.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hello that Sebastian.
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: How are you love?
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a big tip.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. It is the Woody Show. Welcome back. Well,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: this dude went around to some popular fast food spots
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: and he is reviewing their least ordered items and then
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: giving giving his review of the least ordered items. I
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: think it's just because I'm so hungry right now. I
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: had kind of like an earlier dinner last night, and
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: then I haven't had anything yet and I'm starving.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Why do you want me to order something?
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: Can you order me a large zep bound place large?
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Because you know this is the day. It's injection day. Yeah, okay, Yeah,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: so it starts to like, dude, by tomorrow because I'll
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: do it today and then by tomorrow I'll have like
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: no appetite tomorrow.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good like to take it like on a
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Thursday or Friday going into a weekend.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: Yea fall apart.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: It's the best time because that's when you're you're the appetites,
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: the present parts like that strongest.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna ask you guys. Does it wear off eventually?
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Not week by week, But I'm saying, let's say you've
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: been on zep bound for a year, does it your
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: body eventually just kind of get used to it?
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, I mean that's why you go up in different dosages.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: Well, then you get to the top.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like at the fifteen whatever milligram whatever, whatever, the
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: highest one yeah for zet bound. Yeah, honest, do maybe
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: all like double fist.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: I've taken breaks for like two months and yeah, I mean,
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: it wasn't insane, yeah, but it did go up the hunger.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about food, Yeah, I am right. So this
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: guy goes to some popular fast food spots reviewing their
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: least ordered items.
• 52:51
  Speaker 21: What is the least ordered item at fast food chains?
• 52:53
  Speaker 21: Starting off with McDonald's, which, according to the available data,
• 52:56
  Speaker 21: is actually the filet o fish?
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: All right, now, the fish I love. Yeah, I don't
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: order it very often, nobody does, I guess not, but
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: it's still it hangs around on the menu, and I
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: think maybe it's because they want somebody to have a
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: fish option.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, is it just so they have the fish option?
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 53:15
  Speaker 21: Elible data is actually the filet o fish. And I
• 53:17
  Speaker 21: could see why because this didn't look too appetizing, but
• 53:19
  Speaker 21: to be honest, it didn't taste too terrible. This is
• 53:21
  Speaker 21: similar to Burger king, whose least popular item is their
• 53:23
  Speaker 21: big fish sandwich that actually tasted much better than the
• 53:26
  Speaker 21: file o fish.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: That is true, Burger King's fish sandwich is better than McDonald's,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: but I didn't know the big fish. Yeah, big fish,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: the fla fish is good, and you can ask them
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: to put the big mac sauce instead of the tartar
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: sauce on on the onish and that's that's pretty good.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Do they put cheese on the fish? Yeah, yeah, it's good,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: I just don't think about its.
• 53:50
  Speaker 21: Least popular item is their cool Wrap, which is actually
• 53:53
  Speaker 21: fire and Taco Bell's least popular was a three cheese
• 53:55
  Speaker 21: chicken flat bread melt, which was basically just a fatter
• 53:57
  Speaker 21: case of dia and this was also incredible. And their
• 54:00
  Speaker 21: least popular item is their taco salad, what actually comes
• 54:03
  Speaker 21: with an entire side of chili and taste pretty good,
• 54:05
  Speaker 21: So great value there. Starbucks least popular food item is
• 54:07
  Speaker 21: these potato cheddar and Child's Bake, which were like little
• 54:10
  Speaker 21: kishas and tasted quite good, while KFC's was surprising their
• 54:13
  Speaker 21: chicken pot pie, which I personally love.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Dude, the chicken pop pye at KFC is bomb.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: Well was there anything? Is there such thing as a
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: bad chicken pot pie?
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: Oh really?
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Those frozen ones that you get calendars awesome, Yeah, some
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: of them, like the crust.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Is meggat dry Bland's flaky and buttery, yeah calendar, Yeah,
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: the Marie calendars is I agree, it is good.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really, but there's some out there non Marie.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: It's like, I'll order a chicken pot pie just eat
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: the crust on the top, the same way I'll order
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: French onion soup just to eat the cheese the top.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah so good.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Costco chicken pot pie was so tempted.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: The only thing about chicken pot pie is you never know.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: They're kind of like hot pockets, where you never know,
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: like the degree of how hot it is, and you're like, Okay,
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: it's good, and then it's just a thousand skin off
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: your mouth.
• 55:09
  Speaker 21: Blair food item is these potato cheddar and Child's Bake,
• 55:12
  Speaker 21: which were like little kishes and tasted quite good, while
• 55:14
  Speaker 21: KFC's was surprising their chicken pot pie, which I personally love,
• 55:17
  Speaker 21: but definitely the most underrated, least popular item from a
• 55:20
  Speaker 21: fast food chain how to have come from Duncan with
• 55:22
  Speaker 21: their white cheddar bagel twist taking the cake as the
• 55:24
  Speaker 21: best item of the day.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: White cheddar bagel twist twists. Okay, it looks good in
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: the video. I've never even heard of it. Yeah, I'm
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: willing to try it, like right now, the white cheddar
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: What white bagel twist? White cheddar bagel twist?
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Like it's like garlic knots but a long yeah.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, it looks really good. Really yeah. Four,
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: he text us over to two to nine eight seven.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: All right, So a woman in LA saw a guy
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: cut in line. In it Out, but they told her
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: that he didn't actually get away with it. Okay, check
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: out what in and Out does. I don't know if
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: this is like a company thing or this is kind
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: of like an unspoken thing among the employees, but this
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: is what in and Out does when they catch a
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: line cutter.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: Everybody's waiting in line on this side street.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: There's so many cars in line.
• 56:19
  Speaker 9: This silver Toyota cuts everybody right at the corner of
• 56:24
  Speaker 9: the side street in.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: The driveway, and I see it all happen.
• 56:27
  Speaker 12: The staff still takes their order and everything.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: That guy just cut everybody.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: There's no way.
• 56:31
  Speaker 9: So when it was my attorney to order, I placed
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: my order and then I was like, by the way,
• 56:35
  Speaker 9: like that silver Toyota cut everybody in line.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh yeah, I saw them do that.
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: They put like a home run note is what he
• 56:41
  Speaker 9: called it, which basically means that they're going to take
• 56:44
  Speaker 9: his order, but they'll tell him to pull out, put
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: his blinkers on. In the front and then they're just
• 56:50
  Speaker 9: going to take way longer to make his order as
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: if he were to wait in line.
• 56:53
  Speaker 12: Anyways, I love In and Out so much.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: I heard about that and I couldn't remember the name
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: of it. Home running them Yeah funny.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: So it makes it's like punishing them.
• 57:05
  Speaker 8: Because they wouldn't be able to get away with being like, sorry,
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: we don't have an order for you, you know, like
• 57:09
  Speaker 8: keep sending them through.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: But this is perfect love it.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but when that legit happens to you, when you
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: get hate that, why why maybe you could.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Just let me just let me sit here because in
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: anticipation at the window.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: When I do go to In and Out, that has
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: not happened to me, But because they don't have a
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: spot for it like McDonald's. Yeah but McDonald's, and thankfully
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: it hasn't happened to me in a really long time.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: It does.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Ruins your day.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: You're like, why am I waiting going to forget about me?
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: I mean we used to do things with difficult customers
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: when I worked fast food, Like they would put in
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: a special like grill order, and it's like that's what
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: they're saying they would note the order basically because there
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: was a home run, right, but ours would be a
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: special grill order on a on a regular whether it
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: were no no onions or no ketchup requests, that just
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: means that they were difficult. And that's when the guys
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: of the grill would do something and I don't know exactly,
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: like they serve him a or something.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Told you that they would. They would spray every once
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: in a while with that like stainless steel cleaner, like
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: like just just accidentally dropped the patty on the ground.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: And that was before the term Karen existed.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: When I worked at Little Caesars, we never did anything
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: like that. We're never no, We never messed with anybody's order,
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: even if they were weird. And we did have this
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: weird one guy that would come in and he would
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: keep his motorcycle humet on so you can see his face,
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: and he demanded that we pulled out the pizza early
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: so I had no burn spots on the cheese, burn
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: spot on the cheese. He would make us do it again.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: So it was like, Howard Hughes so weird, So you're
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: not welcome here.
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: Sir, Yeah, your business isn't needed.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Trying to even even the other place. It wasn't fast food.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: It was like a sit down and order, like a
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Denny's kind of place. Same thing, man, When someone was difficult,
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: they got messed with.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: See I worked at a pizza place. We never messed
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: with food. But there were things I did that I'm
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: ashamed of, Like when we had a baseball team come
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: in and there was just tons and tons and tons
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: of people and we were running low on plates and
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: they were all soaking in the sink. I might have
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: just grabbed them and dried them.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: And that They weren't even being difficult, it was just
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: there was a big party of people. You didn't have time.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: This was exclusive to people who were being dicks. Like
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: if I existing, if you're being treating someone like they're
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: your your slave servant kind of person. Yeah, they're waiting tables.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: But if you're just being this like super high maintenance, demanding,
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: not friendly, just you know, you know the person they
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: got messed with. But if you put cleaner on food,
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: you can get them sick. Of course. Now the grill
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: a fast food place, Greg, and I wasn't working the grill.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: I was a cashier, as you remember, So if somebody
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: was difficult, yes I did put the quote grill order
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: in letting them know. But as far as what happened,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: I might have heard about some things, I didn't participate
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: as far as doing the actual actual spread. Just know
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: some some of the types of things that happened back
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: when I sold self. Yes, you're right, yeah, that's I
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: wouldn't take that risk.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: When I sold cell phones, we did mess with people
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: that were being rude because back in the day in
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: the mall where they sold cell phones in the middle
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: of the mall, they those were pretty much just middle men,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: you know. They weren't like actually AIGHTE and T or
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: Verizon or whatever. They were just a middle company, so
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: you weren't actually buying the company from them directly, and
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: so they had customer service issues. They would we would
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: have to call a number and actually call for Rizon
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: and say, hey, can you fix their problem? But if
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: they're being rude, they're like, here, call the number yourself.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: And one time just like did not like that, and
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: she threw a phone at me.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: So I had to call them all copic, we got
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: more what show for you next seconds coming up? Next
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: on the Woody Show.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 16: Maybe it'll be something like we're just getting you know
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 16: what I'm saying, I'm just getting up, enjoying.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Myself, or something much darker. Yeah, I forget, I'll just die.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: Cares have you taken like a bunch of photos now
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 7: so that your daughter can put those up at her
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: wedding when you're gone?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah? This my dad would have loved to have been here. Yeah, exactly,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: But he said to a Woody Show back in a bit.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: I feel like this is more for people who the
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: next step would be drinking hand sanitize. No Woody Show,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: it needs the Woody Show. Wooding, Gregg's Venice, Sammy Sea Bass,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: group of Clowns as always here dancing and juggling for
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: your enjoyment this morning. Phones are open at eight seven
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: seven forty four Woody text us over to two two
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: nine eight seven and Greg, what one of your favorite
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: kind of stories? All right, I'll give you a clue.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: This one isn't about people releasing balloons. So any guesses
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: in the room. What it's about?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Running water, running water?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Good guess?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: Garbage?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, tarking outside your own home?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: A message in a bottle, A message in a bottle
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: those eighties. This time a kid in Florida who found
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: a message in a bottle the two kids in Hawaii
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: had tossed in the ocean seven years ago. Oh wow.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Eleven year old Josie Law of Michigan was vacation with
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: her family there in Florida, found it in the water
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: near Bradenton. The note with a thirteen year old and
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: an eight year old dated August seventeenth, twenty eighteen. You
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: want to hear what the what was in the note?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: I hope you find this message. Here's the here's the
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: girl and her mom talking about the bottle. I saw
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: the knowing battle. Hello people who found this, you will
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: be happy that you found this. Why because you will
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: know me with this number. And I just popped into
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: my phone and decided to text. They text me about
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: it was actually a twenty one year old girl from
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Hawaii and her little brother who had also found a
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: message in a bottle. Yeah, everybody gets now they know
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: who they can send the littering fine too.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: It's like that old school what do they do in
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: the mail? The fording thing?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Chain mail. People are arguing online about this if the
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: story is real or not because if it really did
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: start in Hawaii, it went a very long way to
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: get to Florida. Yeah, And the argument is because the
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: ocean currents would have had to float down to the
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: tip of South America, up the coast of Africa, back
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: across the Atlantic Ocean to the Florida coast.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: You know, would that have taken seven years?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: So do you buy it? Text yes or no over
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: to two two nine eighty seven. Or is this mom
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: and this whole girl just a couple of attention horse,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I mean their pro litters, so they're probably pro lying.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think they cordated. You're completely made up.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 12: Yes, what I'm saying it sounds unrealistic.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: That's the arguments one or the other. You either believe
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: it happened and it did. All that a couple of bitches,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: you know. Text your vote over to two two nine
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: eight seven. What a love go?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Welcome back everybody?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 9: Yep?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Uh, so, how's it going? Have you heard anything more
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: bored about? Uh? Tyler's lady?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 18: Is that?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Are they are they boyfriend? Girlfriend?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 10: Now?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 19: I've heard that they have another date coming up in
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 19: the near future. I know that they live at distance apart,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 19: so they're trying to uh make best use of their time.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Oh there, I see him. But Tyler, so it's going well, right,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: Tyler Tiler, is this your girlfriend?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: No, let's let's not use that word shop.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: I just ask. I think he's only gone on like
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: two days or something.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: We've only gone on one guy like him moves quick.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to you gotta trap him. I mean
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: you gotta, like you know that. We keep on hearing
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: about this distance thing, but you never explaining, like how
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: far the distance?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: The distance between me and her about seventy miles? Oh yeah, okay, cool,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: I've done something like that, so that's a no big deal. Yeah,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: seventy miles. That's a road trip. Yeah. I had a
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: long distance thing with my wife when we first started dating.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: I was living in San Francisco, she was living in
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Saint Louis. We had just been friends forever, and we
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: always had these conversations like.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, I got to find somebody more like you.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: I got to find somebody more like You're like, well,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: what if we just tried it and it was long distance?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: So every weekend Friday after the show, I'd get on
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: a plane. I'd fly three and a half hours whatever
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: it was to Saint Louis. I'd spend the weekend there
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Sunday afternoon, fly back to San Francisco and do and
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: then she would show you guys as well every once
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: in a while, but it's mostly me making that trip
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: to UH to Saint Louis and all those things. And
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: then you figure it out, because then that distance either
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: becomes a thing where it's like good, there's this distance,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: it doesn't have to be awkward, or it's one of
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: those well, you know, we would rather be together more.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: And then and then you figure it out. And she
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: eventually lived with you. She did, yeah, when she moved
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: out there. But speaking of San Francisco, this bachelorette is
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: saying that the dating sites aren't working for her anymore,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: and so she's taking things to the next level. Her
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: name is Lisa, and down one of the busier highways,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: it's on the one oh one, she put these billboards
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: up and got her face on them, advertising her website,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: and they've been up there for about a month and
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: she says it's like safety, like a safety measure, you
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. So she's doing this very publicly.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: This is not some pr stuff, but I want to know, like,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: do you believe it?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Do you believe this is not a publicity? Do you
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: really believe that she's looking for somebodyship. Yeah, she was
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: previously engaged to her long term boyfriend, but he sadly
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: passed away two years ago. And while that sucks, at
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: least it proves that she'll be with you to the
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: very end if you're interested in applying to be her beloved. Oh,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: the website has an Apple location page. It shows what
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: her likes and dislikes are, what her non negotiables are. Yeah,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: here's here's a here's a little clip. It's been months
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: since I've been on a date. I can't even get
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: men to talk to me on any of the apps.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 12: I don't understand what's going on, but I figured it's.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: Time for a bold move.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 13: And what's bolder than running billboards on the side of
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 13: a major highway to essentially market myself?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: All right, So yeah, she's definitely marketing herself.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: This is a real endeavor, and my primary goal is
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: the love of my life, get married and start a fam.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 11: Now followers very much like I'm sure you all remember
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 11: the Mary, Kate and Ashley movie billboard down.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, billboard up. And that's the end up getting their date,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: you know, and uh yeah, publicity whatever, it's working people
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: were talking about. But okay, so go to Mary Lisa
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: dot com. You can see some pictures. M A R
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: R Y l I s a dot com.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 12: She has to do that. There's some pictures, no offense,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 12: what Morgan, it's really nice. She's like this Petita my opinion.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: There's a couple of pictures. Get normal.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: She's like a regular not a supermodel, but she's like
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: a normal looking chick.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: She's she's nice.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's still marketing. I don't think she really wants love.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: I think she does.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 12: I think she does really.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: To the point where she might be crazy.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: There's a couple more pictures by watches like Mary.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 19: She loves cats and she's artistic and creative. I mean,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 19: we have somebody in the studio that loves cats.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: What about Menji? You know what, men she would look
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: good with her she needs Yeah, you know what, Menji.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: This this looks like a chick that you I think
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: you guys like would match well.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 12: Is a good idea almost related, I mean high.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Energy, healthy, active lifestyle and yeah, take a look at
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: the picture energy Okay, I'm looking at the picture. Yeah, okay.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 17: So there's one thing that I think that I don't
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 17: qualify for this because she lists that her non negotiables
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 17: is that this person must have.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: A bachelor's degree.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, she'll get over a random bachelor's degree. What do
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: you only have a doctorate?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, I.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 12: Dress you dressed like you have on them.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you can, don't worry about that. Yeah. What
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: are some of her other non negotiables? Do you have
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: the other ones up there?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 17: Okay, yeah, let's see it must be on board with
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 17: a monogamous relationship. You're fine with that, right, Yeah, let's
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 17: see a marriage or dating with the intention of marriage,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 17: stating a family.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: With what are your intentions? Do you do you want
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: to be married someday or no? You know what, I'm open,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm open to it.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm not like super set on Oh I need
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 17: to get married and you have a family all that stuff.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: And did you have any tattoos or piercings because she
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: doesn't like that.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: No tattoos, no piers in good Yeah, I think she
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: can get that. You can get over the because he's
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: got a he's got a good job. You know, she
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: can look past he's a professional. He's not just like
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: anybody off the street kind of thing you can lie about.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 8: No psychedelic drugs and good hygiene. I think Menji qualifies.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: Are those the other non negotiable? She sounds so fun?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you shower every day?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, acquired of course in Yeah, go apply
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Menji if you want to see her? What Mary m
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: A R R Y Lisa dot com, Mary Lisa dot com.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 12: Wait is there an application?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 8: Well, you can apply for yourself or apply for someone
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 8: else Sonji. If you don't want to do it, I'll
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 8: take care of it right now.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with this picture? Who she said on the beach?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 12: She's fine, she's just regular. Like I don't think i'd
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 12: be friends with her.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: He wouldn't. What's wrong with regular people?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 12: I like weirdos, you know, I mean that's true.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: Tell me that photo like that? That's the one.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that one kind of like trying to be She
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 9: sent that in to the Bachelor or the bachelorette and
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: they didn't choose her.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: But she's all but she you know, that's like this
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: looks like there's something wrong.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: This looks like one of the you know, this looks
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: like a screenshot from one of those medication ads. Yeah,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: like you have like herpies or something whatever it is,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: like valtrex.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: Or I don't know, that's actually true.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: I'm living my life right now thanks to Valtrex. Now
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: I'm happy. Yeah, now I'm happy. I no longer have AIDS,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: but at least control, at least.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 12: Take like a polarized wait her husband died, right or fiance?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, no, yeah, I don't think I don't. At
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: least you know, she's got money if she can afford billboards,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: like the.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 12: Girl that knows what she wants and goes hey.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: Well, back in the day, you remember there was the
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Aid's diet pill, a y D S, A y d S.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: That was that was that was a real thing. So
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: this was like an actual ad like one of those chewaboles. Yeah,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: it was a y D is supposed to aid you
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: in losing weight. But like, listen, the way that this
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: whole thing read was a little different.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 7: Oh no, what's wrong?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: If I gained that much weight, my diet's not working.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 18: Use a diet aid diet pills, not pills.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: The AIDS diet plan with candy cubes. I said this
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: AIDS diet plant. Yeah, I am. I was overweight and
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: embarrassed to go any place. AIDS help me get back
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: into the size twelve.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Age helps control your appetite, so you lose weight. Yet
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: age lets you taste, chew and enjoy.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: The appetite suppressing in AGE.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: Is not a stimulant. Eight helped me lose the weight.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 18: It has nothing in it that could make me nervous.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: No question.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS aide
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: help you lose weight safely and effectively.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: Use only as director.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, when you can enjoy AIDS comically large. It's disgusting.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show, I believe I want to give Craig
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: to the wrong person. Was it Henry Report?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 19: Oh?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was on a report.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: I said, if I would have asked the public what
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: they wanted, they would have told me a faster horse.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: But instead we have the automobile. It makes sense.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: I saw a text again. I know we do crossroads
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: and everything else, and I've said this a million times,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: like the people who listen to the show, we do.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: We appreciate you guys, So much. It's the people and
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: you heard, you've heard the Crossroads.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: Like those people.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: You really can't do much with those people, right, So
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: it's just best of the kind of part way. So
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: it's not that we're not interested in, you know, feedback, criticism,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: whatever you got, I'd love to hear, you know, any
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: kind of constructive criticism. Now, one thing I did see
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: the other day I meant to bring up. We made
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: a conscious decision. You know, I can't remember exactly when
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: it's been over a year at least, but you know,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: for a long time, it was like we were like
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: doing a bit and then into the next bit, and
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: then a bit and then another bit, you know. And
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: it was argued to me by a number of people
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: on the show that we get away from that and
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: is just start doing more of like these like conversations
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: on stuff as opposed to doing this segment and then
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: that segment. And then the person who sent us the
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: email or I'm sorry the text was saying that, you know,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: they liked the show the way it used to be
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: because you would do a bit about this and then
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: a segment about that, and now it's just you guys
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: talking about stuff and things that are going on, like
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: in your lives or whatever. So like every once in
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: a while I do because I overthink everything, and so
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: I'm just curious as a listener. I don't know, like,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: what do you what do you prefer? You know, do
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: you do you like the bits, the segments and things
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: like that, or do you like it when it's more
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: of like a conversation about these different things kind of
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: as they come.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: Up or fifty?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think like a balance, which is.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: Kind of what we've been That's what we've been doing.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: It has been more of the fifty to fifty. It
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: used to be more like a I would even say
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: it was just stretch to say it was seventy five
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: twenty five. Because I always kind of felt like, I
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: don't think we're all that interesting. I don't feel like
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: we're all that interesting. There's nothing really truly remarkable about
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: any of us. We're just normal ass. But what do
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: you call it? Regular ass? She's just a regular ass girl.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: Whatever we are, we're just like these regular ass people.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: We don't live any kind of like you know, crazy
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: exciting live, but.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: And so because I hear some of these other shows
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: and they're they're they're talking about these things, and I go, oh,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: my god, who cares? And so it's a thing that
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: is kind of set in me as a listener of
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: other things. And then I don't want us to be
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: inside jokes and things that I want people to be
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: able to tune in relate to something or you know,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: I want you to I want you to be feeling it,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: you know. And so I'm just curious. So now now
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: I'm asking, I'm asking if you want a faster horse. No,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: but I'm just I'm curious to get your feedback because
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: it's just something that text came up and been thinking
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: about it ever since. Yeah, that that happens with you,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: it does one text will kind of change things. No, No, No,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: I'm saying it to be a random conversation with anybody
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: that I have in life, and it gets me thinking
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: about something, the things that like it's a thought starter
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: and it gets me like, you know what, maybe that's
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: a good point.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: And you're open to those suggestions.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: Because because I'm open to it about something will hit
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: me the right way. Maybe it's something that I've been
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: thinking about or whatever. And so somebody says and I go,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: you know what, I should think more about that, I
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: should ask about this. We just want to make sure
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: that you get what you want and what you're paying
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: for it. Yeah, which is nothing. You definitely get what
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: you pay for values. Yeah, you can hit us up
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: on the conversation what you think over to two two
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: nine eight seven, Like this person upset with Morgan five
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: to one six more needs to figure out her brandy. Yeah,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: one minute she acts like she's hideous, the next minute
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: she puts down other people's looks.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 12: Well, first of all, wasn't putting that woman down, But she.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Should really work on bringing more value because she comes
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: off like an attention thirsty bitch and it makes it
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: hard to listen.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Sorry, like this guy a coffee, Maybe you put.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: Too much emphasis on looks. Girl, there's more to life.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 12: That was one year old. There's not much more right now,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 12: to be honest, Like, I'm in that phase of life
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 12: where that's what matters.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, here's here's the thing. In this particular thing
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: we were First of all, I was wondering the girl
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: who put up the billboards, looking for, you know, a husband,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: something to start a family with. I wanted to figure
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: from everybody in the room and listening. Do you think
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: that was legit? And then of course if she's putting
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: herself out there with all these pictures, you should see
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: how many pictures she has on this website. There's a
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: billion of it's broke out to my trip to Vegas,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: my trip to Europe, my trip to this and she's
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: she's she's putting herself out there. And so I think
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: it's fair when somebody does an opinion. Yeah, especially if
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: you're talking about dating and there's nothing man that does
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: that get annoying when everybody talks about like how you
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: have a preference and the type of person that you're
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: attracted to, and people give you crap about it. Everybody's
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: attracted to something. Everybody has a preference.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 12: Oh guys, credit to this girl. I was looking at
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 12: her website right for height. She has no preference.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: Other people do, Like, you know, some dudes are more
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: into blondes or brunettes or I don't know whatever, But
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: who cares you like what you like?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 13: Like?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's no like. Uh, you know how businesses
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: have the the EEO rules, the equal opportunity rules or whatever.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: There's no there's no DEI, there's no I don't know,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: whatever it would be, whatever requirements, Like, well, before I
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: decide to officially date this person, I got to make
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: sure I talk to at least one person with a handicap, right,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, if I got to make sure I have
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: see I have Yep, I've hit on at least two
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: Asians and you know, one person of a different faith
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: and uh yeah, they don't get back to you. Have
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: I considered dating a transsexual?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 6: I have?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: I have not yet. I got to check that box
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: before I can go Instagram official with my my new relationship.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: It's only fair, stupid, it's equitable, yeah, bottle, you know what,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get crap from you guys. I don't think
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: she's bad looking. I don't think she's again, I don't
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: think she's like a supermodel, but I think she's a cute.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Definitely not look.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 8: I think we're just ruined on always looking at like
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 8: super piping hot people like in you know, media, in
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  Speaker 8: the room that to me in media and like everything,
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  Speaker 8: and so a normal person's like, h.
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  Speaker 2: But if I'm okay, So let's assume for the sake
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  Speaker 2: of this argument, that I was single, me personally okay,
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm single what is single? Yeah, and like I
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  Speaker 2: saw someone smoking hot or whatever, I'm immediately out right
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  Speaker 2: because I figure, like that's unattainable.
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  Speaker 4: Out of your league.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to see something attainable, right, I know
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  Speaker 2: it is definitely obtainable. Yes, well, I mean no, I
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  Speaker 2: think she's she seems. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why, to be honest, I don't know
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  Speaker 4: why it's so difficult.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can go and you can see for yourself.
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  Speaker 2: You're just tuning in now. There is a girl. She
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  Speaker 2: put a billboards all over San Francisco. She's looking for
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  Speaker 2: like a husband. I'm going to start a fan with
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  Speaker 2: her website that she set up as Mary m A
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  Speaker 2: r R Y Lisa l I s a dot com,
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  Speaker 2: Mary Lisa dot com. You can check it out there.
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  Speaker 3: You bring out a good point metus, Like I don't
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  Speaker 3: find the premise believable. I can't get any guys to
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  Speaker 3: talk to.
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  Speaker 4: Me under the planet.
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  Speaker 8: She's in her forties and she hasn't been married, and
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  Speaker 8: I think she's looking for a creative way to think
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  Speaker 8: outside the box and meet somebody.
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  Speaker 4: Something's going on there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and give me and then give us your thoughts,
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  Speaker 2: like I asked you about the show related question about
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  Speaker 2: uh bits segments or just you know, what do you
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  Speaker 2: what do you prefer if you had your way, like,
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  Speaker 2: what would you prefer? Hit us up on the text
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  Speaker 2: over to two to ninety seven. We'll take a quick break,
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  Speaker 2: we get some more whaties show for your next hang.
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  Speaker 4: On, if you're wearing.
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  Speaker 2: Look at me.
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  Speaker 4: He'll be right back. More fun than gonorrhea.
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  Speaker 2: And I mean I've had gone a few times and
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  Speaker 2: i I haven't had gone show. All right, Well, that's
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  Speaker 2: Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to be classy, don't call it
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  Speaker 3: box wine. Call it card Bordeaux like that.
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  Speaker 2: That is the one thing that people when they start
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: talking to me about you, and they're also wine people. Uh,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: they don't get it, Like, how is Greg a quote
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: wine guy? Yeah, but he loves boxed one.
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  Speaker 3: Well, AI blame menace and b it's just so convenient
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  Speaker 3: and plentiful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like a bottle is not convenient. Just open
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  Speaker 2: it up and you just go to the tap, you
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  Speaker 2: turn it, fill your glass, you keep going back.
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  Speaker 19: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen those things at the restaurants, Like
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: it's almost like uh, beer taps, you know, but it's
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: all bottles of wine. They're upside down and yeah, like
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: that's what you need. Greg. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
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  Speaker 2: thank you so much for giving the show some of
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  Speaker 2: your valuable time this morning. You know, we love it,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could
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  Speaker 2: suck it. Catch back here on Thursday. Have a great day,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: s M D double M Mom, the bitch, the bitch,
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  Speaker 2: and happy holidays. All you hold is bitches,