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Backwoods Baptisms · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I always say the first hour of the show is my favorite, I think.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a pretty wild hour of the week.
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  unknown: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's always the what did we get into hour.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you never know.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's always a plan.
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  SPEAKER_00: Believe me, I could I could read you the plan right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Haven't hit a thing on it yet.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, we have not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Especially after you guys all found out that I did the backwoods baptism.
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  SPEAKER_01: With a garden hose.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, one other thing about the garden hose, I have to tell you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
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  SPEAKER_01: You kept it, you put it on full power spray until we blew this in off of it?
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  SPEAKER_01: It was.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was on jet.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I I I So you know, what do you do when you first pick up a garden hose?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's got one of those heads on it.
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  SPEAKER_00: You just Oh, yeah, you give it a all of a sudden.
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  SPEAKER_01: I said, Hey, you probably don't want that blasted over your head.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why don't we switch it to, I don't know, mist, shower.
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  SPEAKER_01: I end up changing it to shower.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it was a perfect, perfect day for it, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Back to the bet the um Backwoods Baptism.
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  SPEAKER_01: Backwoods baptism.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sweet Lord.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have this from a guest.
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  SPEAKER_01: You guys really need to register because I want to give you all the credit for this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you guys have just won the text game already, and it's not even seven.
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  SPEAKER_01: Get back on that app and make sure you register, or you might have to log back in.
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  SPEAKER_01: They said redneck baptism, no water.
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  SPEAKER_01: We use ChewSpit.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's gross.
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  SPEAKER_01: This one, I'm willing, 1132.
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  SPEAKER_01: The pastor that baptized my son was cheating on his wife.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I feel he needs to do it again.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you're free, Allie, can you make it over Monday night?
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  SPEAKER_00: Hook up the card notes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would a sprinkler work?
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  SPEAKER_00: We could actually have a little fun like we're kids again and run through it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's everybody gets a baptism.
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  SPEAKER_00: You get a baptism.
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  SPEAKER_00: I knew it was coming.
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  SPEAKER_01: I would totally be willing.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I know w what pastor you're talking about, ironically.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh well, it's a you know it's a tight community.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh too tight in that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh Pony Joe.
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  SPEAKER_01: What about a drive-thru baptism?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's great.
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  SPEAKER_01: They said I do a drive-thru, uh I do a drive-thru puddle and give people a drive-by baptism.
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  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: All the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then um You gotta read Natalie's.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I did.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that was Natalie's.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then Scott better have answers ready at the Pearlie Gates.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, believe me, I've been practicing like you wouldn't believe.
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  SPEAKER_01: Would you like to give us one of your sins right now, Scott?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, not really.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm okay keeping that one to myself.
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  SPEAKER_01: You could have came up with something so silly, and I think in your mind you automatically go back to confession when you were, what, 10?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, that was awkward.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then, Father Tom, I I Oh, let me tell you, you gotta start out like this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then all of a sudden, you hear in the background, you hear Yes, my son.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, do the Optimus Prime?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, my son.
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  SPEAKER_01: I gotta get a little more coffee.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you're just if you guys are just coming in, the guy who voiced Optimus Prime, he died.
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  SPEAKER_01: He was the well, I guess you can call him number two.
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  SPEAKER_00: Twelve Hail Marys and a Bumblebee.
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  SPEAKER_00: A Bumblebee?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, Bumblebee's another chance.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to work in the Transformers.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, gotcha.
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  SPEAKER_00: On your knees.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, did you say things like, I tripped little Johnny in the lunchroom?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh what do you what do you confess at the age of 10?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mom said it would go blind if I played with it.
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  SPEAKER_00: What more do I say?