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Two T’s & A Toddler (The Valley Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas in
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  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamorrhage. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what to do now now that you told me
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  Speaker 2: you want me to say, and Tamborah, Judge, just.
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  Speaker 1: Let me do the intro no control free. You ever
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  Speaker 1: noticed like when I do it, Dolores, I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to do the intro today?
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  Speaker 2: Or do you know this? One never asks? I'm not
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  Speaker 2: who cares about the intro honestly, and I've always said no.
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  Speaker 2: I just I'm used to starting off. Okay, I like
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  Speaker 2: to put you started off. Oh my god, Catfight right
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  Speaker 2: is from the beginning. So today we're in person today,
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  Speaker 2: which is such great news, and we have a guest
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  Speaker 2: coming later. But for right now, we are going to
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  Speaker 2: be recapping Valley Valley, which I thought it was really good.
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  Speaker 2: It was good. It was really good, like to me.
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  Speaker 2: And then the reunion. Did you see the trailer for
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  Speaker 2: the region. I did. It looks really good too.
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  Speaker 1: Did we want to talk about the reunion? Looks?
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I will say this the guys all look really good.
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  Speaker 2: I will say that I agree with you.
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  Speaker 1: And obviously Lacey has a big influence on Jesse because
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  Speaker 1: his jacket's a normal length, it's not down to his eye.
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  Speaker 2: I know he looked good. The girls looked a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I like Lacy.
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  Speaker 1: I love the yellow, maybe because I'm going to Capri.
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  Speaker 2: I think the problem is now that we've fallen in
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  Speaker 2: love with Lacey. She can do no wrong, like everything
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  Speaker 2: she says is hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, But I do think Lacy has very
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  Speaker 1: good style, very very good style. I don't understand the
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  Speaker 1: color scheme. I think it's like black, silver, blue, brown, yellow, pink.
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  Speaker 2: Why do two of them have pink suits on our
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  Speaker 2: purple suits? I don't know people of yellow dresses on.
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  Speaker 1: I really like it when it is like a uniform color.
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  Speaker 2: All I know is that when they made their TikTok
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  Speaker 2: about it, Janet turned around and I could see her
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  Speaker 2: underwear in the back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you could a lot of people are saying that
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  Speaker 1: Janet was the best dress.
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  Speaker 2: That dress is amazing. Is that retro I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I can no longer show my arms she did retrofit last.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of arms, I'm doing retinol on my arms.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I had to put like your tattoo's
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  Speaker 2: coming off.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I just have like the wes More beauty on
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  Speaker 1: because I look like I have a disease. There's red
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  Speaker 1: spots all over my arms. So I'm using like this
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  Speaker 1: lotion that has actual retinol in it, and then I'm using.
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  Speaker 2: Glycolic acid. I'm switching back and forth. It's sometimes they've burnt.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm like at night time, I'm like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: oh god, I stand in front of the air well.
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  Speaker 2: I told you this already, but I'm still I had
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  Speaker 2: like a bad dream last night about like a nightmare
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  Speaker 2: about my dad and I hate it so much. And
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  Speaker 2: then I woke up. I remember, I woke up washed
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  Speaker 2: my face like I was like, I want myself to
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  Speaker 2: fully wake up so this dream stops. I went back
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  Speaker 2: to bed like after five minutes, and it came back
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  Speaker 2: right where it left. So I was a nightmare nightmare. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I hated it the worst. But then I was stalking
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  Speaker 2: my dad this morning and he's like finally answers. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I had a concert last night. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: shit out of him. You're repeatedly calling and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: what's wrong. He's like, you sound great. What's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, the problem is I had a bad dream
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  Speaker 2: about you. And then he wanted me to tell him
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  Speaker 2: what it was. And then I was like, now I
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  Speaker 2: feel bad. Was it health or accident? Health and accident
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  Speaker 2: was part of both? Oh god, that's horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Did you happen to see that seventeen year old kid
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  Speaker 1: in San Diego? It was illegally cliff diving? No over,
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  Speaker 1: it was two days ago, I think, And it's a
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  Speaker 1: he had to do a running jump because it's not
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  Speaker 1: just water, it's rocks and no, he went running, jumped,
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  Speaker 1: landed on the rocks, and then flipped into the water.
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  Speaker 2: Is he still alive?
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  Speaker 1: They haven't said they. You see there's tons of video
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  Speaker 1: of it out there. It is so sad. I can't
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  Speaker 1: stop thinking about it. They won't give us an update
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  Speaker 1: and how he's doing.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, it was between that and the did
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  Speaker 2: you see the baby who passed away? Because that she
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  Speaker 2: was sixteen months old and they didn't have it in
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  Speaker 2: the life jacket. She's an influencer. The mom.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate hearing about it.
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  Speaker 2: She was in a boat without the life jacket on
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  Speaker 2: and like somebody one of the girls videoed it, because
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  Speaker 2: there's a bunch of influencers.
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  Speaker 1: But this one, Oh my god, it's all over social
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  Speaker 1: media and you see the kid hit the rocks and
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  Speaker 1: then bounce into the water and then people jump in
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  Speaker 1: to get him, and then they say the paramedics came
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  Speaker 1: and there's no update on him. But it wasn't like
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  Speaker 1: a little cliff.
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  Speaker 2: No, I can't. I'm scared.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so glad that Mike kids are soft.
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  Speaker 2: Mine are not soft. My kids are soft.
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  Speaker 1: Well, my oldest son wasn't soft growing up, but my
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  Speaker 1: kids mostly are soft.
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  Speaker 2: No. I will watch my kids at when they're at
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  Speaker 2: Edwin's and they're like jumping off the side of the
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  Speaker 2: roof into the pool. Oh no, no, my kids would
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  Speaker 2: never do that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sophia didn't even like walking up the stairs when she
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  Speaker 1: was young, so.
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  Speaker 2: It made her sweat Listen, I don't like walking up.
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  Speaker 1: She in my underwear either, when she was five.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wear an either.
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  Speaker 1: She said they were too tight. They were cutting nets
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  Speaker 1: so I would find them behind the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: I only have three pairs of underwear that I can wear.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, and I don't know if she wears them. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't ask, but not my business.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Slade asked me about basses the other day. She goes,
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  Speaker 2: can we talk about the base? We're not talking baseball, No,
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  Speaker 2: we're talking she wanted to actually, And I was like, no, wait,
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  Speaker 2: is she like boy? How old is she? She's not
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  Speaker 2: boy crazy at all. She just wants she wants to
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  Speaker 2: make sure she's in the no. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think we need to talk about it yet.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, are you kissing boys? And she's like no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm pretty sure I know what second, third,
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  Speaker 2: and fourth.
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  Speaker 1: Kay, you tell me what they are.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I said. I don't know what they are,
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  Speaker 2: and I got to tell you it was awkward. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What's first base?
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  Speaker 2: First base is kissing? Okay? According to her, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: She will be so mad at me if I tell you.
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  Speaker 1: You tell me what you think the bases are kissing?
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  Speaker 2: His first base kissing his first base, finger banging, and
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  Speaker 2: you go straight to finger banging.
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  Speaker 1: There's no dry humping, there's no petting through the genes.
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  Speaker 2: You go straight to finger banging, finger banging and hand job.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's second base, third base of sex. Fourth is anal.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Something tells me that you are a slut.
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  Speaker 2: I'm totally now.
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  Speaker 1: I think that Anal's a home run.
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  Speaker 2: Is definitely a home run if you got the right person.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think, Matt? Good job, George, we know
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  Speaker 2: you're the top. I didn't know that. What look at them?
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  Speaker 2: Don't you? Dare? Cut this out?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you so red?
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  Speaker 2: You're red as Jesse was when he was when he
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  Speaker 2: was in here trying to control what she said. Jesse.
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  Speaker 1: On this episode that we're recapping, Danny was more red.
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  Speaker 1: Danny was drunk.
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  Speaker 2: Drunk, Okay, anyway, so it starts Sorry, guys, we have
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  Speaker 2: sometimes when we were together, we just feed off each
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  Speaker 2: other's energy and have to make fun of each other
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  Speaker 2: and ourselves and everyone else. Okay, my coffee here, So
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  Speaker 2: it starts off where Laala and Nia meet for coffee.
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  Speaker 2: I was a little bit confused by Laala's albua.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so Lala's overdressed for the coffee shop. She got
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  Speaker 1: this cute little bubble miniskirt on with platforms on to
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  Speaker 1: sit in an alley in la with a graffiti wall
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  Speaker 1: again behind her.
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  Speaker 2: Also, uh, what is it called? The a corset. It
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  Speaker 2: was a corset top. Well, she walked in, She's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: maybe I should google this place. Before I got you
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  Speaker 2: could have just googled Nia. She's going to be in
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  Speaker 2: a prairie dress with her tit out once again. I had.
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  Speaker 2: I've watched the kid and I was like, hey, the
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  Speaker 2: kid's the star of the first scene. I'm like, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't pay attention because she kept like having to
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  Speaker 1: switch so much boobs and then you know the kids,
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  Speaker 1: like it's almost like the kid was.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to eat mom.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she kept going putting on her boob
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  Speaker 1: and the switching boobs and then the kid's face.
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  Speaker 2: Every time I see the kid's face, I see Danny.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. She was just like Danny. It's like
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know, but I just cute. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: not gonna lie. I kind of thought Laala was already
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  Speaker 2: dressed for Halloween. Like I was like, oh, she came,
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  Speaker 2: this is the Halloween party. Kind of a cute up, yes,
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  Speaker 2: but not for a daytime. She was like full glam,
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  Speaker 2: like you know, she got her makeup done. They knew
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  Speaker 2: that scene was going to be shown because I think
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  Speaker 2: that Nia had her makeup done too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Oh they knew absolutely, Yeah, this was
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  Speaker 1: the scene. And that's what we do people in case
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  Speaker 1: you wonder if we know for sure that scene's going
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  Speaker 1: to be shown, you damn straight, we get our makeup.
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  Speaker 2: Down, Like you never want to look better than you
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: do when you're entering a private plane with housewives, okay,
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  Speaker 2: because you know they're going to show the walking up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So did you like gasp when she grabbed her baby
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  Speaker 1: by the hands and lifted her up out of the stroller.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't guess. I was too busy upset that
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  Speaker 2: the baby was there. I was like, what got her arms? Sorry?
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  Speaker 2: But then now we're going to change. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: change our tone, I know, because it did.
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  Speaker 1: Get a little like emotional and the way that you know,
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  Speaker 1: she was given her background and he's given her background
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  Speaker 1: with her dad and her mom, and I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was really sad.
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  Speaker 2: And like the chaos of her childhood. I didn't actually
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  Speaker 2: realize that it was her and her mom that were
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  Speaker 2: poets that were going to shelter to shelter, and that
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  Speaker 2: she had custody, ended up in custody with her dad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think it's because her mom didn't have
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  Speaker 1: a place to live.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, that's really it was really sad. And
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  Speaker 2: then Lala doesn't know pretty much what Lala says is like,
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  Speaker 2: now that I know this story, it gives me more
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  Speaker 2: context to Nia and why she is the way she is.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I also don't know that I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be able to change the way I feel about her husband,
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  Speaker 2: Daniel Daniel if you ever call him Daniel again. She
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  Speaker 2: calls him Daniel, I know.
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  Speaker 1: But she says that Daniel makes me feel comfortable and safe.
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  Speaker 1: It makes me feel safe.
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  Speaker 2: He makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, but if you think about it, so she's
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  Speaker 1: got dad who had infidelity, married multiple times, a mom
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  Speaker 1: that was basically homeless. They lived in the car and
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: they lived in shelters, and then she marries Danny Daniel,
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  Speaker 1: and she was probably the adult in the parent in
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  Speaker 1: her you know, growing up, Yeah, because her parents were
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  Speaker 1: so unstable, and so now she has Daniel that she
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  Speaker 1: has to take care of.
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  Speaker 2: Well. I think also he gives the illusion of being
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  Speaker 2: some a caregiver, like because I have to say, whenever
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  Speaker 2: I've seen them in person. Yeah, I've never seen them
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  Speaker 2: in person. I don't think. I used to see them
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  Speaker 2: at church back when I was in the married days,
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  Speaker 2: and like he's always like, hey, you know, he's the
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  Speaker 2: one walking in front. He's the one, you know. Like
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  Speaker 2: she's more of the introvert huh.
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  Speaker 1: But well, she feels safe with Daniel.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't have high hopes for La La and
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  Speaker 2: Nia becoming best friends.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean we saw how it ended, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: I often I was thinking after it ended, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: are they even coming back? Daniel and Nia?
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  Speaker 2: That's how I think. I They're like, why would we
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  Speaker 2: surround ourselves with people like this? You can't say stuff
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: When you're in a reality show, Like I'm like, unless
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: you don't want to come back.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I mean, Janet's even smart about that.
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  Speaker 1: But when she's trying to explain herself and Lala is like,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it's from your pageant background.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, She's like, do you think you could have
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: anything to do with pageantry?
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  Speaker 1: Wait? Did you say that scene where they're out in
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  Speaker 1: the front yard like a little round robin or whatever
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  Speaker 1: it's called, in the passive fire falls other babies, and
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: then she looks.
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  Speaker 2: Like twenty five times.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, WHOA give her credit? Because that's usually baby
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  Speaker 1: number two. You do that the first one. You take
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  Speaker 1: it in and you sterilize it and you not know
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: you were always shoopy.
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  Speaker 2: Was I would just as if my germs are so
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  Speaker 2: good after you just learned my basis, Oh god, I'm
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  Speaker 2: never kissing you. Then Kristin and Luke recap their last
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  Speaker 2: therapy session.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I can't defend him anymore.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: You have to stop. I can't defend him anymore, like
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  Speaker 2: I like, Luke, when you're ask me, you have to
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: say when I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong and wrong,
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: I'm wrong, you were wrong. And Kristen doesn't understand why
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: he wants to get pregnantgain and then he says, I
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: just want to get it out of the way.
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  Speaker 1: I mean he put his foot in his mouth again.
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  Speaker 2: This is what I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Said something about burying her too, didn't You're putting her
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  Speaker 1: in a coffin?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm like, what the hell? Why have a question is?
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: Does he have dry sense of humor? And it's that
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  Speaker 2: what we're missing. We're not laughing. It's not funny to
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  Speaker 2: us because we can't tell that he's stealing a droke.
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  Speaker 1: It could be that, or it could be that she
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  Speaker 1: was not nice to him while she was pregnant, because
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  Speaker 1: we didn't really see much of her. Do we see
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  Speaker 1: a lot of them together while she was pregnant, right?
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  Speaker 1: Was it off season?
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  Speaker 2: We saw that, like when they first were trying to
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  Speaker 2: get pregnant and stuff like that. So I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I know I was a miserable bitch when
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  Speaker 1: I was pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't treat my ex very nice either, I know,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't.
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  Speaker 2: If one of my exes said I'm gonna want to
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  Speaker 2: lock you up in a coffin.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the wor he lost me really was when Luke
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  Speaker 1: says he's never been in a darker place, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend or fiance has post part of you're in a
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  Speaker 1: dark place, and.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, I just see you know, I can't. In
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  Speaker 2: my mind, I'm thinking all he wants to do is
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  Speaker 2: fish not be living in la but whatever he seems
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: to love to be on the show. So oh you think,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, really, you want to move back to Idaho
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  Speaker 2: where you're from?
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  Speaker 1: Created a monster with him on TV.
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  Speaker 2: She's trained him well, because he's creating the drama. But
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  Speaker 2: you can see she's like looking at because she's trying
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  Speaker 2: to turn over newly. If you can definitely tell she's smiling.
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  Speaker 1: She seems much happier, and she's like looking at him, like,
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  Speaker 1: shut your fucking mouth right now, you sound like an asshole.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like looking into the camera like.
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  Speaker 1: Now we see why they got three reunions.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I see there's a lot to get through. Then
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Michelle's at home with Isabella and Natalie comes over to
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: hang out with them. I felt like this was just
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: a way for Michelle to get some bragging in, like
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: she's like, I want some fifty million, and Natalie just
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: sat there silent. Now have we seen Natalie before? Yes,
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: that's who Shorts was supposed to hook up with. Remember
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: after they went to get their nails done and then
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: they went out that night she had she was smoking SIGs,
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: like a million SIGs. Yeah, but she's talking about her
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  Speaker 2: goal of her But she said she has.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Fifty million in real estate she sold so far, right,
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  Speaker 1: is that what she's saying her?
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  Speaker 2: Now, that's her goal for the next business year. But
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: she did say a high number. Do you know what
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: she said.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: She said, you know, I'm not really a single mom.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you are, just because she split custody
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  Speaker 1: with your ex.
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  Speaker 2: You are a single mom. See, I won't say that
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I'm a single mom. You are a single mom, but
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not a single mom. Yes, you are. To me,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: a single mom is.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Fifty percent of the time. Well, you have your kids
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: more than fifty percent of the time.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Correct, But I don't. I still don't say i'm a
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: single mom. I think there's something about that term that
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: hurts my feelings. Like if somebody were to like, I
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: wouldn't ever want somebody to say, like if dad ed
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: when were to say, like, I'm a single dad, I
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: wouldn't lie. I don't know.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: I was a single mom for years with Ryan, and
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: that's what we called it.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: But you were was his dad around?
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he go to his dad's like every other weekend.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Oh see. I don't like to say back in the day,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: The men got the kids every other weekend.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it was with me and my dad.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: But either way, I never say single mom because I
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: think it implies that there's absolutely no one else in
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: the picture.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Well, the next scene, speaking of single moms Jesse and
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Lacy going to the Beverly Hills Babies. Now, this is
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: a concierge.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Concier I wish I knew there was a concierge IVF place.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I thought the concierge like they came to you.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: No concierge means you can book it and you don't
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: have to wait in line. You don't have to see
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: anyone in the waiting.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: It's called Beverly Hills Babies.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I mean maybe when I have my next one, I'll
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: go there. You're not well.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Jesse asking for champagne while he was waiting. Not a beer,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: not a shot.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Can I have a glass of champagne? Well, he thought
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: that he thought they were getting their like nails done.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I don't get champagne when I get my nails done.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Sometimes the ladies will ask me. I mean, granted, now
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I don't have my nails done anymore.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: I did my own nails with a piece of hair
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: in my ring. Because you got it out of my hair,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I think, oh my god.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: But she's she's been dealing with This is the first
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I know that she's talked about it before, but this
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: is the first she's talked about it. On camera. I
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: think Lacey's been dealing with stage four endometriosis for the
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: past ten years, so she'd like to freeze her eggs
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: and then a scan show she doesn't have to cut
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: out her ovaries one.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Over, which is so you can tell you it's gotten better.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: You can feel her relief. But then Jesse's like, hold on,
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: shouldn't we be freezing both of ours together.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not doing this for us, I'm doing
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: this for me. She's doing that because doctor Arnold is
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: pretty handsome and buff. I was thinking, maybe you and
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I should go have her eggs frozen in case we
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: want to have a child together.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I could you imagine our child together? What it would
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: be the worst to teas a toddler. It would just
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: sit right here. I just have it with like a
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: little seat that I could just sit up, even it's
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: a deck, won't even work. I won't just have it
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: sitting there like that. And we're like, like, come up
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: and go fuck you. We are talking a lid of
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: his leg. But at this scene, did you notice how
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: red Jesse was? Yes, because he was so embarrassed. I
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: think that every single well one, I think they probably
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: had already had a drink prior that.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I think he drinks a little bit, just like just
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: get some camera balls.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just to you know. I'm not going to say that.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I've never done that. Yeah.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: But then he also said he wanted a girl. I'm like,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: you have a girl, Lacey has a girl like you.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Don't you want champagne.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: And a girl like you have? Liken? Say, do you
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: think he had a beer?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Jesse?
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I want a Budweiser and twin boys. He had a
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: marble light. No, I mean I think he seems like
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: a girl mom. I mean, I'd love you Jesse, and
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I love girl moms. But like, to me, I couldn't
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: imagine him like throwing a ball with Do you remember
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: him playing basketball when they were all like and what's
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: his name? Got hurt?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: What was he doing?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like a swoon moment. Oh okay, sorry Jesse. Jesse.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: And I wonder if I'm going to see Jesse on Friday.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Oh you're going for sure?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going for sure.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Do you know what time it is?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: It's at eight o'clock, eight o'clock. I know I'm in bed.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: I know it's at eight o'clock. I probably will not.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Go because driving to LA and then I feel like
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: it's I would go if I was in La.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I know, but I'm not. Oh. Slay also asked me
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: when she was asking about the basis. She goes, I
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: saw that your episode did really well on Orange County?
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Are we moving there? And are you gonna film? She listens, No,
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I think she watched the episode and then looked at
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: the ratings. Oh my gosh, she's a crazy stalker.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I thought you meant the podcast.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: No, No, she watched the actual show. You take podcasts
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: off her phone place. She just take it off. She's
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: so sick of hearing me the app that she doesn't
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: but she wanted to see us talking at the on
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: when you were on the bed and out of the house,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: and so she watched that app.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Well, you got a couple more scenes coming up, girl.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, if I'm I go, it's not gonna
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: be good news. If I'm cut from all the upcoming
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: scenes that I get and they only used my cancer,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: it's not a good sign for me being back on
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: reality television. But then yeah, the Lacey and Jessie, like
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: she's constantly busting his balls.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, the confessional cracked me up. Jesse's like, you know,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I would like for us to get married and have kids,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: and She's like, yeah, my aunt.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Is gonna be a little bit different than Jesse's. And
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, I love her.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I can't love her anymore than I love.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: And she's confident she's not like and the dynamic between
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Michelle and Jesse was so different. They keep showing us
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: that that it's like unbelievable because it kind of seems
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: like to me like Michelle would hold like be in
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: charge too, but she's not. She wasn't.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he dresses better now.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: He does dress better now.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I text Alex and I said either a text more
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: column a while ago, and I go, oh my god,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Lacey's so good and all she's made for reality TV.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: No, she's so good and this she was and then
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: this was the first episode where she got to pull
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: out my heart strings. And then I started loving her
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: humor and even more. And then like, Jesse doesn't mind
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: being made fun of, No.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: But could you imagine the ship she gets because people
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: don't always get that type of humor.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: They're like, I'm sure she gets like.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: You hate him, you don't like him. Why are you
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: with him?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: She obviously likes him because she's still with him.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Does I think that's just her personality.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: And I wouldn't say that. I'm probably a ton nicer
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: than Lacey to my significant brothers.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna shut my mouth about me. Yeah, I'm
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: not all warm.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: And fuzzy either. I can't imagine they would shade a
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: weird PDA type. Oh I love you Booberry. No, Oh
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: my god. Then everyone's all dressed up in their vampire
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: outfits for Britney's Halloween party. Do you do Halloween parties? No?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Because I live on a I live on a main road.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, next to Sutton St. And live on Her house
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: is for sale.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I wonder why. I don't know.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: It was like nine million or something like that.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Well, let me just reach into my back pocket. Your
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: house ain't much cheaper, lady. It's two million dollars cheaper.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: That's two million I could have my pocket right. But
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: this is what I want to know. Who's paying for
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: these parties? These parties like this party and the engagement
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: party that Britney's through, like they're more expensive than the
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Housewives party. Then you're like bakingly not.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Zach because we saw his party and you didn't even
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: have furniture.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Then Danny walks in and he calls himself.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Count how many times is he going to say that?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: And Danny, when nobody makes a comment, when you say it,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: No, everyone's looking away, they're having second hand embarrassments. Stop
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: just stop. And he has to know. I don't know
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: what's his last name, Buko. See, this is why I
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: have a big, big brain, even tumored up.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, Danny, he's got a personality that only Nia
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: can love. Face I'm like a mother can laugh. He's
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: got a personality that only his wife could love.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm sitting there thinking as he's saying it. He
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: makes Michelle feel so awkward. He's like, are you a
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: part of toront Sylvania? She's like, now, go away? Where now?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: But then then how about the flashbacks of all the
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: characters he's been.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: In the past. But then it makes me wonder, like,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: are you playing drunk or is this just you? If
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: he plays drunk does very well, if he does it
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: really well. But then at this point we actively know
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: he's annoying everybody, like there's.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Well he gets so drunk, how's he already so drunk. Well,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: by the end of it, it's like, oh my god.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Even Jesse was like, dude, drink water.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Lala tells Janet and Michelle about the group chat with
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: kristin Nia and Zach. Zach gets pulled into the conversation
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: and when he gets Jesse involved, Janet ends up leaving. Okay,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: let's kind of again, let's break this down. I mean,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I wish she would have left at the end instead
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: of now.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: But but I think, I mean, no offense. We need to
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: run from seeing like limit, like you can't only leave
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: so many times like you should have been. There's like
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: a lockdown.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Jesse's her breaking point. Like Jesse walking in,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I mean I had to die. When Lala's like, Zach
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: is a fart in the wind, and then Zach walks in,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, fart and a wind that sharded his
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: pants at Lala has some.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Good shit does and like I was like, I want
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: to meet Lala. I want to I wish I would
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: have met Laala.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Well, then he admits that that fart was loaded.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Of course it was load.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: That fart was loaded and it turned into a shart
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: and it was thirty minutes, thirty minutes in the chili's bathroom.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: He doesn't shit the couch here?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, I was going to bring him a depends.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Let's just get him one of my pads, get him
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: a tampon, stick up the ball. Janet asks Zach point
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: blank or can we move forward? Can we move forward?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Is that cool or not? And you know what Zach's
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: response was, you got three people here, I don't have anybody.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Why can't I bring Kristen in. I'm like, that's not
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: exactly answering the question.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: No, he's panicking. And but also why does Kristen pretend
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: that she doesn't remember this conversation? Kristen remember she's I mean,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: she's like I never said that. Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: And then when she's saying this, like, well, I don't
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: have anybody here, I don't have Like why do you
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You just asked a question? Are we friends or not?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: If you can't answer it right there, we got to
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: ask him when he comes in, and then Jesse's like,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I'm here, Zach, Yeah, I'm.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Here to save the day. I'm here, and Jane it's
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: like I'm out. Fuck this, I'm out. Oh, And then
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: what about when Jason. This is solely they would have
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: never put this in here if it wasn't for what's
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: been happening with Danny. But when Jason walks up to
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: the girl and mistakes her for and like touches her
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: on the butt or whatever.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: She did have a black lace dress on. But I
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: think the hair was different. But guys, don't there, I mean.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Hair was the hair was up regardless, Yeah, it's up,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: and he saw black lace. They have the same color hair. Yeah,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I don't think he was doing I mean you could
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: see like he.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Was so embarrassed and he's like, I'm sorry, Oh my god,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: you're my wife.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And I believe him. I do too,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: but I think the fact that it happened in this
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: episode is just really unlucky for him.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think people think badly of Jason at all.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think they do either. Yeah, I can guarantee
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: you Danny's going to bring that up in the reunion.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Oh like you are limping around touching people's asses.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, I this this scene kind of left me. When
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Michelle and Jesse are left alone, Jesse knows about her
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: comedian boyfriend and he learned that Isabella met the guy
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: he was it's like coming off as jealous to me.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: So I thought so very very jealous. And Michelle's like, no,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: let me explain, Like, I had a he's a client.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I had like an appointment I had to take Isabelle
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: w which we didn't.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Actually tell him that part. We never saw it. We
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: saw it in that Jasmine.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Was it in a confessional or was it it was either.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Jasmine or is in a confessional we hear the full story.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know you anything. But also I
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: don't not that I have any experience in this, but like,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I'm trusting my ex to do what's best for our kids,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: and he's got to trust me to do the same.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: That's yes, So I don't need Jesse. It's not your
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: who cares what happened in the past. You're actually getting
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: along with her now, yes, so just let it be. Yes.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I understand that they had an agreement not to bring
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: her their daughter around people right away. However, at the
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: end of the day, you don't have any control over that.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Your end of the day. As long as the person
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: is safe that you're bringing them around, it's they don't
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: have to say so. But I also think he's still
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's jealous necessarily of Michelle. I think
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: he's mad that he is a Michelle treated Lacy that way.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's also mad because she is going on
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: dates with a very popular comedian, but.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: She hadn't even gone on a day with it. Now
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: she's with doctor Dre. But also, I want to be like,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: you went to Vegas and y'all didn't hook up. Really,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: this isn't my first day on the job. Yeah, what
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: happens in Vegas days. She's like, no, you haven't even
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: gone on a first date. We did go to Vegas
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: to look at some property. I'm like, you went to
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Vegas and he didn't He didn't do just the tip
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: and we're not going to count it because it was
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: just the tip, but still unless he slipped. But then
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Jasmine comes up to Michelle, Jasmine, we need to talk
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: to Zach about this as well. Because Jasmine comes in,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: she's like blazing. I think there was something in the punch.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: There was something very creepy that they were drinking, because
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: they were they all lost their minds at this party.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: They all, I mean, who knows Jesse crying between Jesse,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Jasmine losing her shit, Jasmine losing her shit even freaking
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Natalie had to get involved in. Like Natalie's like a
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: peace love and like girl, she's got two braids in
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: the front. Like she's like, you know, I feel like
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: she's probably like smoking a doobie. And she's like I
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: find her from somebody, like from almost famous from that movie. Yeah,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: like she reminds me of something like kind of like
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: a hippie. Yeah, she was just kind of like freeze. Meanwhile,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: she stepped right into I was like, oh, someone wants
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: a job next year. Well, she's been called a bitch.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Jasmine was calling her a bitch. She no, she called
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: her a bitch after and then she called her.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Trash, not the word trash.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, crash is not good. Yeah, but it happens. It's
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of like, Jasmine, this is none of your business.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you're getting involved.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Because it's a season finale. Everybody's got to have their moment.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Everybody's got to have a moment.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Well, fine, but I've never thought Jasmine and Michelle to
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: be that close.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Well, I think Jasmine was a little drunk.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Well, I can't every time Jasmine is holding something in
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: her hand and I want to know if it's a rock,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: that lucky rock thing, or it's a vape like it's oh,
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I never noticed. Sometimes it's a dick. God, but she's
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: always holding something and like playing with it when she's
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: talking or fighting. I'm like, maybe it's a thing. Remember
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: there was a crystal she was talking about, but this
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: one looked like a finger and I'm like, what in
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: the hell is this? Yeah, I was chocked that Jasmine.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: She had to be a little drunk, because I love
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Jasmine and she's usually very logical about things.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Logical. Do you remember the beach scene last year when
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: she like law and all of us sitting there.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Everybody was mad at Janet back then, Okay, I like
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: a girl that can deliver.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Well either way she comes in. This is like, now
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: chaos is a skew. Kristen is now denying over and
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: over again. We kind of already talked about this, but
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: denying that she to Nia that Nia she said Nea
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: was manipulating Zach.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: We have the flashback. But then she like tried to
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: reward it or something or maybe no, She's like, no, I.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Just said that with you know, we're all so close
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: and ha ha ha, and I'm like, no.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: You did that is not in a funny way like
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: we're finding.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Like I'm like, m And then she said that Britney
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: said it okay, Brittany is like.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: What what what Like She's like no, Well, because here's
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: the one thing I have noticed about Brittany.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Brittany does not seem to lie. No, Brittany seems to
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: be pretty on the pulse of what's going on. I
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: agree with that, especially with Jack's gone, Like I'd haven't
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: seen her been the truth or exaggerate one time.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I agree with that. I agree, And I think she.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Makes mistakes, like when she dated that guy this year.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Sure, but you know whatever, she's not with him anymore.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: But it's just anybody's a step up from Jack's. But
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: the way that she just had a visceral reaction like what,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: like you know that that's not a lie, and then
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: we saw the flashback and we know it's not a lie.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: We watched it. But also it makes me question how
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: close Kristen is with Zach well was Zach or with Brittany,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: because suppose, you know, like supposedly her and Brittany are
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: best friends. Well it's not looking like it's not looking
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: like like she's not even Zach Like she's like I've
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: know there going down to Nia and Danny, which I'm like, the.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Why do you think that's happening?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: They must hang out with the babies and that might
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: they must have some kind of like I got really
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: close with my mommy and me friends like those are
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: those are all my closest friends, like other than you
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: know other you know, but like La Tall Val Meg Kelly,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: those are all for mommy and me, So you really
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: get close with the people, like when you have your
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: first child. I guess this is Nia's fourteenth.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I'm over the babies and the kids and all that
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: stuff there's going to be because I am older now.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: And I agree with what Heather de Brow said. She
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: doesn't like to go to a public pool at a
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: hotel where there's kids.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: I'm that person at that hotel with my kids. I've
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: already done it. I've already lived it for me to live.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: And I'm the one that's like, bring the football.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: That's why they have adult only pools.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Well, then go spend your money an adult only hotel.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they don't always have them.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: No they don't, but at the montage they do where
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: people give me looks when my kids are playing there,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, you can take a step back because
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: there's an adult only pool over there. You can go
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: walk your snoodie. Not always as nice though, well, because
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: it's not happening. The happening place is where the kids
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: are and where the moms are drinking.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, but Zack believing Kristen over Brittany, that was kind
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: of a big moment right there.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's I don't know what his We're.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Gonna have to ask where he is with Brittany because
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: and why he has kind of not had her back
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: this season. Do you think he's going to disagree that
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: he hasn't had her back.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: I think he was annoyed by that other guy coming
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: on the show, that's my guest. I don't know if
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: he's going to say that to us. Wait what other guy?
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: The boyfriend? But I think he thought like, don't Britney,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: don't bring on another guy, don't you know, try to
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: He's not dating Britney, so why now? But it might
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: kill his camera time? But then we see Jason and
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Danny are in the clubhouse together. Why is it called
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: the clubhouse?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm like, this is not Andy's Andy is
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: not there?
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? The clubhouse where we're watch
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: What Happens Live now? Yeah?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: But did you notice that's right before that Jesse telling
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Danny to drink water. He's so drunk that he has
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: to put his head on Jesse's shoulder.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: It almost falls in the pool, almost falls in.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, this is not a good look for you,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: is it? Like, Okay, I'm really going to get RiPP
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: and drunk because this is a season finale, Like.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I get you know, I'm totally fine with a drink
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: or two to loosen up for filming, but like this
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: is that's belligerent. Like that's blackout too, that's black out?
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Like, there's no way he's falling into the
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: pool backwards.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Do you know who did nothing this episode?
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Nyah Schwartz? Where we shorts? Shorts? Where were you? I
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: think Schwartz's girlfriend was there? Oh?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Got it twitch in my eye? Can you see it?
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah? No? Oh yeah, I see it? But what is
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: going on? You're tired or you need calcium? Oh my god? Well, Schwartz's.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: With his fangs in his mouth. Well, they were they
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: look like dentures. They they were so like ill will
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Ill will fitted will Ill. Fitted I don't recall it.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like this is weird for me
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: to say because I'm going to see him on Friday.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: But I thought jas And looked hot this episode.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I think Jason's very handsome.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, get it, Jason. He's like six.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Foot something, dark hair, olive skin, white teeth without the fangs.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: He even had fangs in and we still right, but
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: his fangs were improperly. But he's sitting over there and
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Jason and Danny. Danny's passed out on the Shay's Lounge
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: or whatever we want to call it, or the clubhouse
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: or the clubhouse. Danny is like goners and then Jason
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: walks over and you can tell Danny has barely any
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: idea who Jason is, like, I don't think he I mean,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: I think he's looking at him and he's like, yeah,
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I guess you could sit down. I need to be
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: sitting down more than you do. I Meanwhile, I'm like,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: the guy has sentry.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: But Kenny like, I'm just trying to find a place
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: where I can just kind of put my leg up
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: or something he's and here's Danny just all sprawled out
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: on the couch drunk his block.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, then they're like they're having a conversation.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Danny is at this point in dunking drink. It was
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: like worsting me at Bravo Kahn. I I don't know.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Some of my things mental for me, and some might
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: have been the champagne. But I clearly Danny's not drinking champagne.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: He's not drinking you. I don't think you can. I
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: think he's a whiskey drinker. I don't think you can
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: get that drunk from what are those bottles of stuff?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: They always white claw. I don't think so.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: You know, you'd have to drink twenty I know, okay,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: but listen, I give it to Jason for putting up
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: with Danny's shit. When you know the other people come
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: walk in. It was Lala, Janet? Was there somebody else
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: that walked in on this conversations?
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Janet and Lala join them shortly after they sit down,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: and you know, Danny's already being a dick to Jason,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: and then the com like the conversation goes south fast,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: like Danny's not saying I like, it's.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Like, you're gonna pulle apologize for what?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah? For what? Why don't you apologize for me? Da
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: da da? And Janet's like.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: You're a five foot seven And then her husband, Jason's like,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: don't go there. Let's just let's not insult.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: But he had already said, what are you going to do?
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Get up and with your bum leg bum leg, I
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: mean the whole thing. Here's where the problem was, Jason.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Jason's trying to get involved in for La La, like
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Lala can do her own.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lala needs no help. Lala doesn't need any help.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: So Jason's like, you can tell you sitting there.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: The problem is Danny goes after women and Jason is
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: being a normal man. Yeah, is like no, no, no,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: you're not doing that on my dime.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: No, And the fight I mean never. But here's the
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: thing is, are people upset? I don't know that. Are
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: people upset that Janet threw the cup at him? Well,
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: she wasn't that upset.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I wasn't upset either. Well she throws the whatever's in
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: that cup? Why don't I could be water, it could
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: have been wine and could have been alcohol. Whatever she
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: throws it kind of missed him, hits his shoulder in
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: the couch and then went fuck and then took the
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: solo cup and threw it hit him in the forehead and
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I fucking fell off my chair laughing.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I started laughing. It was the funniest thing. But then
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: he's like and then Laula's like, I kind of hate
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: that you did that, and Janet's like, I don't fucking care.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what did he say to piss
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: her off?
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: At that moment? Do you remember? I think she he
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: had come after Jason about something. It was after the
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: bum leg, and I think those two are like, you
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: don't there. I think they're a really good couple.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, I do too.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I love how at the beginning of this year we're
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: like fuck cheering it and I'm like, hi, jan Hi,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: jan Yeah, you like a sister. Happy birthday, Janet, see Friday. Yay,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: We're not biased at all. Then Kristen tells Janet she
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: should go home. Danny and Nia decide to leave.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: At this point, you know, Kristen is just cream in
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: her jeans right now, her hormones are flaring, she's no
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: longer in postpartum.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: She's like, yes, get them out of here. But then
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Brittany gives Michelle a birthday cake, and while this is happening,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Laala and Michelle are giving each other a kiss. And
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: then we've got Danny and Nia on the side, where
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Nia is doing her best freaking acting work herself or
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: pageantry work, where she's trying to pretend that Danny isn't
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: drunk and she's not annoyed at him. But then he's like,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I'll take the baby. She's like, I got it, I
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: got the baby. I got the baby. And we're like,
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: we saw how gentle you were with the baby.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: These are horrible people, and then they do like a
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: little final farewell, And there's only a couple that stuck
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: out in my mind, and it was Danny's confessional. He
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: calls himself a man of character and integrity. Don't worry,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: it's not just him saying it. It's people with wisdom, Teddy,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: people with fucking wisdom. It doesn't count your parents, dude, Yeah, yeah,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: when your daughter, when you taught your kids to say that,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: it doesn't count.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Like that was the one that stood out to me.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: But then we're going to get to the reunion, which
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: looks so good we have so many questions to ask.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Zach Now, I'm pretty bumped, but thanks for tuning in.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: See you tomorrow.