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#83 Are you a Folder, a Scruncher or a Raveller? · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Can I say one thing?
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  Speaker 2: If I say no, will you'd not do it?
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: I went upstairs to your bedroom just now. I may
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: have snooped around.
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: Did you sniff Monday's?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely? Also whilst I was mid sniff, I looked at
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  Speaker 1: your bed and notice that it's very big. What size
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: is that?
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  Speaker 2: That is a super king.
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  Speaker 1: That must be delightful.
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  Speaker 2: It is good. It's nice to sleep in a different postcode.
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  Speaker 1: Are you the left are your left side?
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  Speaker 2: I'm closest to the window closes an intruder.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: Love that when you're having sex, do you normally favor
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  Speaker 1: the left side? Middle? Or where do you end up?
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: I'm asexual? Actually that is not.
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  Speaker 1: True at all. You're absolute.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: I am not.
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: I can smell your erection from here.
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: That you probably should see a doctor about it.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie.
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  Speaker 2: J and I am Ash.
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  Speaker 1: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is
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  Speaker 1: the good, it is.
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  Speaker 2: The bad, and the relative.
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  Speaker 1: And if you've come wanting any type of advice, any crumb,
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  Speaker 1: any slither, stay clear. We don't give it. We never will,
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  Speaker 1: never have, never intend to.
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  Speaker 2: Must leave that generic statement at the front just in case.
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  Speaker 2: So where do we begin, where do we again? Before
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: we begin, we just want to acknowledge Stonewood. And I
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  Speaker 2: was drinking of stone Wood on tap at the airport yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: And we always talk about best places for a beer.
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  Speaker 2: Airport beer.
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  Speaker 1: It's top shelf.
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  Speaker 2: It's up there with shower beer.
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  Speaker 1: What time, Ash, Because you had a very early flight,
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  Speaker 1: did you have a morning beer? I?
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  Speaker 2: Look, I was tempted, but I did have a big
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: day ahead of me yesterday, so no, I did have
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  Speaker 2: one on the way back, as like a little you've
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  Speaker 2: finished the day today, you're on your way home, commuting home,
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  Speaker 2: and yeah, I had a nice Pacific ail on tap
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  Speaker 2: by yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sitting in the air just a solo stone
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  Speaker 1: and wood? Ah, that's heaven.
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  Speaker 2: And I even just had my head, my noise canceling
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  Speaker 2: headphones in with nothing on, just enjoying the silence and
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  Speaker 2: tasting every aroma of that Pacific stone wood.
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  Speaker 1: It's an absolutely delightful drop. And I'm just gonna cheers
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  Speaker 1: if I'm a just one second, Ash, cheers, cheers. I
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  Speaker 1: was going to say, even better than an airport beer
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: is when I get to sit here with the mic
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  Speaker 1: in front of me, in front of my favorite co host.
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  Speaker 2: Your only co host, you know, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Sipping a stone Wood out of a can, which we
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  Speaker 1: don't often do.
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  Speaker 2: And for the last time in this house. Yes, I
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  Speaker 2: am being moved on. Before we do move on though,
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  Speaker 2: thank you to Stone and Wood as always for making
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  Speaker 2: these episodes possible. But I am mid move As you
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  Speaker 2: can see, there's a little bit going on.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: How are you feeling?
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  Speaker 2: I'm fucking over it, to be honest, I rang you
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  Speaker 2: last night. I was fucking you had an event, I
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: had a really big evan and I'm just so off it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm off it. There's just everything happens at once. Why
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  Speaker 2: can't it just be like, hey, Ash, you need to
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  Speaker 2: move out of your house at some point in the
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  Speaker 2: next couple of months. Okay, cool, not hey get out?
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  Speaker 2: And then he's bullshitted to us that he wants to
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  Speaker 2: sell it. It's Garby, that's just just man up, you
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: fucking peeheart, wrinkly old.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I love the past. Got that out it
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  Speaker 1: is you're doing. Can I just say you guys are
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  Speaker 1: doing a great job. Oh, thank you doing a great job.
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  Speaker 1: I can only begin to appreciate how stressful life is
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  Speaker 1: right now for you guys. Especially because you're also going
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  Speaker 1: away next week.
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  Speaker 2: Away next week you're going to work trip if they
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  Speaker 2: work trips on a cruise ship, but I am working.
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  Speaker 1: What's what's the house that you're seeing?
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  Speaker 2: You got just a friend of ours. They're moving away
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  Speaker 2: and it happens to be around about the same time
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  Speaker 2: we get back from this trip.
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  Speaker 1: So can they do the old like cheeky handball to
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  Speaker 1: use it, don't have to do like.
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  Speaker 2: Do they own it? Ah, So it could work out
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  Speaker 2: really well. Fingers crossed. April's happy because that's all that
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  Speaker 2: matters to me.
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  Speaker 1: Have you been there to the house?
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  Speaker 2: I've been there before, but I was on the piece
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  Speaker 2: and I can't remember what it was like, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, have you been there? I was like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I remember, because if I'd have said yeah and I
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  Speaker 2: was on the piece, she would have been like, tell
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  Speaker 2: me it was a square meterage blah blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: But we are going up today to have a look
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  Speaker 2: at it. You're going to cut us a deal that
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's you know, they're moving away as like
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  Speaker 2: a trial as well, So it's they're moving just up
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  Speaker 2: the coast a little bit, a couple of hours up
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  Speaker 2: the Coast.
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  Speaker 1: Pat do you feel then about your friend becoming your landlord?
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  Speaker 2: I tell you right now, anyone would be better than
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  Speaker 2: the current landlord I have now. Donald Trump would be
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: better than the current landlord I have now. The guy
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  Speaker 2: I have now is the absolute bottom feeder of human
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  Speaker 2: race there is. And if he's listening, and I know
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  Speaker 2: he's got kids that are my age two that live
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  Speaker 2: in the area, if they're listening, I fucking hate you.
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  Speaker 2: And anyway, let us know how you really feel.
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  Speaker 1: I don't hold back.
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  Speaker 2: No, they just he was here the other day, like
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  Speaker 2: walking around, like given him here. He was here, he
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  Speaker 2: had to fix the beam. He made April cry.
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  Speaker 1: He's just a funck with Why doesn't he fix the
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  Speaker 1: beam after you guys are gone?
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  Speaker 2: Because it's a long story, but he's a piece of shit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's like, I'm thinking about just selling it. And then
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  Speaker 2: he's like, I've got the builders coming to fix what
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  Speaker 2: I complained about. Now that I'm moving out, he's going
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  Speaker 2: to fix it.
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  Speaker 1: Something doesn't add up. Something's a bit off here.
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  Speaker 2: I hope the place burns down.
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  Speaker 1: But not impacting the neighbors.
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  Speaker 2: No, fuck the neighbors too, Okay, fuck yeah, fuck Damn,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm off it. Damn I'm off it.
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  Speaker 1: Are you off me?
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  Speaker 2: No? I'm off them. I'm off everyone love you but
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  Speaker 2: you and April I said, I love you, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I love you too.
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: That made me say it again one more. You were
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: on the Sunny Coast.
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  Speaker 2: I did fly a couple of things quick look.
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  Speaker 1: At your fucking stories and I was like, are you
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  Speaker 1: smuggling a bomb on the plane?
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: You get some funny looks. I've never done this before.
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  Speaker 2: I took a carry on cake home with me from
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  Speaker 2: the Sunny Coast. So yesterday I did go to the
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  Speaker 2: Sneay Coast to see our good friend Andy Cook's to
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  Speaker 2: do a baking video, which would be really fun when
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  Speaker 2: it comes out is YouTube. We might get Maddie Janevolve
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  Speaker 2: next time, because I know that you probably know your
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  Speaker 2: way around a cake.
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  Speaker 1: Very good baker. I really enjoyed my baking. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: picture you as been much of a.
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  Speaker 2: Baker, and he was impressed. And honestly, what was like
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  Speaker 2: what I have never You know, I'm not a perfectionist
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  Speaker 2: like you. I am far from it, and I'm quite
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  Speaker 2: happy with that. I'm happy with that about me. I
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  Speaker 2: like that we're not both like that. That there's one
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  Speaker 2: of us canna be like, yeah, it's all right, and
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  Speaker 2: the other one could be like that we're need to
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  Speaker 2: redo it because it sort of brings us both into
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  Speaker 2: line in some way.
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  Speaker 1: We meet in the middle.
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  Speaker 2: We meet in the middle of a lot, and that's good.
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  Speaker 2: I like that. But with cake, with frosting, a cake.
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  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I'm the Maddy j of caking.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm rubbing off on you.
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  Speaker 2: I even said it to Andy. I'm like, who am I?
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  Speaker 2: It was like my adhd was went. I was just like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, no, no no. He's like trying
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  Speaker 2: to move us on, and I'm like no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: no no.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you found your secret calling.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't do it every day.
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  Speaker 1: I reckon.
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  Speaker 2: Nah. I look, I have a lot of respect for
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  Speaker 2: cake decorators and bakers because it's very it's really therapeutic.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like cake decorators don't get the recognition they deserve.
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  Speaker 2: I know absolutely. It's just about took the words right
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  Speaker 2: out of my mouth. So I took the words right
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  Speaker 2: out of my man. Anyway, we can sing later. There's
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  Speaker 2: two things. It's very therapeutic. I find.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nice to strike, nice to focus on something
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  Speaker 1: and activity that's not too strenuous.
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  Speaker 2: But also it's a nice little sweet treat every now
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  Speaker 2: and then if you like little pet me up, you know,
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  Speaker 2: boom done. But also I couldn't do it every day
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  Speaker 2: because I feel like I would get stuck with my
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  Speaker 2: own thoughts for too long.
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  Speaker 1: I did actually for a brief period. This is before
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  Speaker 1: I like was on reality TV. For those of you
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  Speaker 1: who don't know, I wasn't a show called Beauty and
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  Speaker 1: the Beast.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was called Just the Tips.
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  Speaker 1: I worked for. I come read the name of the magazine.
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  Speaker 1: They're a food mag and I was just like an assistant,
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  Speaker 1: like a little bitch if you will, and we just
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  Speaker 1: made food. We would make like six dishes.
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  Speaker 2: A day, yeah yeah, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 1: We would shoot them all and then we'd like finish one,
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  Speaker 1: shoot it onto the next and just eat and oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I ate NonStop. But it was I couldn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't do it. Was nice to dabble in the world.
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  Speaker 2: But not to do it every day. No, it's not.
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  Speaker 2: It does take. I mean, like for pastry chefs, first
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  Speaker 2: of all, you're not real chefs. And second of all
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  Speaker 2: the things you do to do.
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  Speaker 1: I love how like the pendulum swings so quickly from
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  Speaker 1: phrasing these people now just so quickly attacking.
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  Speaker 2: I can't give them all. I can't give them everything.
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  Speaker 2: I can't give him everything.
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  Speaker 1: Decorators, fantastic, Keep up the good work.
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  Speaker 2: Pastry chefs, get a real job. No, apparently there is
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  Speaker 2: a beef between pastry chefs and real chefs. Is there
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: there is? But look there's who Who's the chef I
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  Speaker 2: was with yesterday, Andy Cook? But he's got a lot
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  Speaker 2: of respect for them. He has to say that. So
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  Speaker 2: he was gonna get canceled. But I don't. But I
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  Speaker 2: do in different ways anyway. Whatever, don't enough about that? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I made a cake and then I bring it back
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  Speaker 2: on an aeroplane.
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  Speaker 1: Do you put on your lap or overhead?
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  Speaker 2: I was a seat.
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  Speaker 1: You put on the seat.
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  Speaker 2: It was a spare seat.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: The guy next to me was like, there because what
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  Speaker 2: kind of cake was it? It was a red truck cake.
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  Speaker 1: Lovely as Oscar seen the cake.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this morning he got to sep so I got
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: home late last night. As he tried the cake, he
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: got some in his lunchbox today will treat. Yeah, it's
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: going to be lovely for him. But I did have
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: to fly out fly back on the same day. And
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  Speaker 2: you know how taxing that can me on the body
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: and the mind. And just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: It needs to be some kind of endurance race that's
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  Speaker 1: like four flights in a day.
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  Speaker 2: There would bits called the Amazing Race. Continue carry on,
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  Speaker 2: we should do the amazing race.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck?
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  Speaker 2: No, why when you do with me?
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  Speaker 1: No way?
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: Why we too? We travel well together.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's if we're just like going to like an airport, and.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: What do you think would happen?
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  Speaker 1: We kill each We kill each other?
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: Would we really?
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: We would fucking attach each other about No, I mean
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: that in like a nice way.
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: We would kill each other with niceness. That's lovely. It
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: would be a nice chance to get away from our kids.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the most stressful environment possible.
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  Speaker 2: It would make us better. We'd become closer.
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  Speaker 1: We can't get any closer. The only way we could
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  Speaker 1: get closer if we start having sex.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, I had to go up and back in the
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: same day, and as you know, that's a bit tricky
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  Speaker 2: because you got to go early. I'm about forty five
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: fifty minutes from the airport anyway. So in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: I got up and I went, was fucking freezing. Can
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  Speaker 2: I add it's.
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  Speaker 1: A sunny coast.
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: No, no, here, sorry, here was freezing and here it
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: was freezing anyway. Where did that accidently come from? I
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: was like, Oh, maybe I'll just book a load of flops.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't. I got up and I went and I
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  Speaker 2: got to the airport and I was really thought I
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: was really running late. And then I got there and
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: they were the people boarding. Wasn't final call, they were boarding,
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: and I thought, brilliant, I need to shit. So I
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  Speaker 2: went to the toilet right next to the gate. Lucky perfect,
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: right next to the gate, walk in, sit down, do
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  Speaker 2: my business. And I did it a little bit quicker
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: than I would have thought, well that I would usually,
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: because I need to get on this flight. And I
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: hear as every time I fly, I hear them calling
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: last call, and they call the names of the people
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: they're waiting for.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: In that moment where you heard your name being called
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  Speaker 1: on the PA system, where were you at in the
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: process of the shit? Had you finish the pooh? Was
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  Speaker 1: the who's still coming out?
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  Speaker 2: It has just completely fallen out of my rectum? Okay,
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: great into the bowl, because that.
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  Speaker 1: Would be very stressful if you kind of knew that
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  Speaker 1: you still you know, you're halfway through it leaving your body.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I heard the name and I went, perfect,
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  Speaker 2: I'm done right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just pray to the Pooh gods that it's like
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: a one or two wipe scenario.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: Well, I looked over to where the toilet paper is empty.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: A fuck, and I'm in a public toilet. So I
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: can't just like get up off the toilet yell out, Oscar,
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  Speaker 2: bring me some toilet papers.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Right Alaska, couldn't hear it here at home going Dad's
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  Speaker 1: in trouble.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: There's no one else in the toilet, no one else
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  Speaker 2: in this particular. It's very early in the morning and
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: everyone's boarding the floor.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: So just like open the door, shuffle or just pull
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  Speaker 1: your pants up.
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  Speaker 2: I thought, what am I going to do? As you do,
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: that goes through your mind, what am I going to do?
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: So I poked my head out just to see if
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: anyone's there, just to see if I could do the
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: pants around the ankle, shuffle right to the stall to
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: see there's any I don't know if there's any top paper,
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: and the one next to me this day, and then
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, if I do this mission, is someone going
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  Speaker 2: to walk in and see my fucking poe asshole as
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  Speaker 2: I'm shuffling to the next door? And is it worth it?
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just pull your pants up?
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to get shit in my pants and
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: they go smells like shit.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: But then surely, surely, I.
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  Speaker 2: Just look, it's five thirty in the morning. Bro, I've
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: poked my head out. Okay, let me just run you
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: through the story and then you can give me your criticism.
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  Speaker 2: I poked my head out to see I weighed up
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  Speaker 2: the option of whether to do this awkward shuffle where
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: you're like, because you can't. You know, I didn't want
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  Speaker 2: to pull my pants up because I I didn't have
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  Speaker 2: any carry on, I had nothing. It was just me.
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  Speaker 2: I would stunk like shit for the whole day if
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: I'd got shit on any part of my clothing.
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  Speaker 1: I think, surely you can, just like you can step
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: in a way where your ass cheeks don't completely close.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: How much control of your ass cheeks do you have?
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  Speaker 1: Buy me a drink and.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Very good and you know how interesting my asshole is.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm roid ridden.
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  Speaker 2: Ridden easy on. I'm very good now it's been downgraded
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  Speaker 2: from ridden. So but I thought i'd look at five
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  Speaker 2: or three in the morning. I don't want someone walking
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  Speaker 2: in seeing me mid shuffle and seeing my peel yar's crack.
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  Speaker 2: Don't need that at all. So I decided to just
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: sit down and take a deep breath and have a
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: think about it what I'm going to do. And then
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: I hear my name being called again, and I'm like,
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: this is getting dire, this is getting really dire.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: And then it would be a fucking shame to miss
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: your fly.
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  Speaker 2: Because of this. And I've poked my head out again,
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: thinking okay, I can make it. I can make it.
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  Speaker 2: Is anyone coming, I've gone to go and I heard
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: someone coming, so I've shut the door. I shut the
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: door again, and I thought, oh fuck, And I just
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: went opened the door again, and this guy's doing a
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: piece in the YearIn across from me, and I was like,
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: and he went. His head just went, and he turned
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: around and I was like here. I was like, hey,
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: can you just check there's no toilet paper in here?
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: And on me trying to explain it five th in
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: the morning, he was like, like, there's no toilet paper
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: in here? Can you just check the store next to me,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: there's any toilet paper in there? And he was like yeah.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: So he finished doing his Wii or whatever. I went
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: and washed his hands, very hygienic, and he came back
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: and he went into the top store and I could
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: hear him, so there is something there, and he was like,
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: how much do you need?
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Not often you get asked that question.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, just enough so that I could even
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: just clear the residual and then I can make it.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: How long is a piece of string? Yeah? Yeah?
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I was like, just give us whatever you think and
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: he was like two squares. I gave us a bit
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: of a ravel whatever, and handed it off to me.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I've closed the door, locked the door. He's then left.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: He's not gonna hang around listen and wait to see
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: if I need any more. And he was like. I
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: was like, thank you, mate, you're a fucking legend. You're
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: a life saver. And he was like, no worries. Cob
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: kept moving and then I was like all right, went
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: rolled it up. So it was nice to give myself
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: a nice one to see what I'm working with, because
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: you don't know what you're working with. Right, and I've
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: gone and I've wiped, no friction. It was a clean snap.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: So that whole time I could Yeah, that whole time,
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I could have just gone gone on with my day.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Surely you would have known, though, No, you don't know.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to put my hand there because if
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I put my hand then I'm stuck with a shitty hand.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: But you have an inkling. I normally, like I have
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: some kind of sixth sense to know whether or not
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: it's going to be like a one, two six or
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: a ten wiper.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: My interesting asshole is always going to be very good
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: to roll the dice anyway, So that whole ten to
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: fifteen minute stress point could have been avoided if I
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: just had one square to check. I was standing there
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: with a hand and full of toilet paper that was useless.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: You could have eaten dinner off your asshole.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I could have. It was so clean. There's so many
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: people out there and there going, oh, love to dinner.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: He gone to asshole. Ew it goes. And then I
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: got up. Obviously, I washed my hands even though I
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: didn't need to, went to the front desk and they
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: were like, are you Andrew. I was like, no, I'm
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: ash and they're like, oh, yes, Ash too. There was
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: still another guy behind me, so I was like, yes,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I've got no toilet. Anyways, I got on the plane,
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: made it, made it to the Sunny coast, did my
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: thing with Andy, smuggled a cake back here.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I am done, just quickly on wiping your ass. Weird
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: thing has happened in my family. You're scruncher, You're a folder.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: No, I'm like a raveler. It was just like, al, yeah,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I'll show you. I'm just gonna go and get some
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: toilet paper into it. I pull my pants out.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's very flirty today with you.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Say mate, what's your toilet paper of choice? Before I
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: give you my answer? Quilton Quilton shout out to Quilton
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: if you're listening.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: The good stuff.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Product. I'm a raveler and I feel like everyone only
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: gives you two options, yes, folder or scruncher. I've am
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I nervous. Have I just uncovered something here?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I've never met a raveler before.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: This is a raveler. Someone say it's somewhat of a folder,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: but it's not. Okay, So I've gotten going to give
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: you demonstration. First of all, let's crack the seal fresh
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: roll you hang on, No, that's all right, let me
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: start again. It needs to be tired more tension.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Wow, I've never seen anything like that my life.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Should we go get every's gonna come home? Who's here? So? Dog?
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Who taught you this?
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I'm a self taught traveler. This is for all ravelers
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: out there. When someone says to you, are you don't
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: miss identify me? Don't miss identify me?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Can I show you what I do?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: We're gonna do a dry run or a wet run.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Wet one.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: It was gonna be like where the fuck is all this?
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: But there? Hang on, well very dainty. Wait, so then
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I can do like I can wipe with that, and
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: then I can do like this and wipe again, and
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: then if I want to, I can even go like, oh,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: you're one.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Of those people that would chain themselves to a tree,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: ain't I just think? Let me ask you this go on.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: That's how you do it when there's no traders in
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: the house. Now, if there's traders in the house, what
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: do you do?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Exactly?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Nah, you go It's like when you change your accent
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: when you talking. It's like, oh yes, darling, yes, and
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: then the trade goes How are you bloody go maying.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: And you're like, that's an attack on tradees. Okay, that's
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Marley wipes like a trading because she's still obviously Now
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: she goes a toll and she goes.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Dad, wi, my bamb is that a trading thing? Is it?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Come in? I'm like, all right, Touchdowes, wife of them.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: And then she saw me folding as I just was
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: just now folding the tall paper, and she looks at
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: me and she's like, what are you doing? And I'm like,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I'm folding the tall paper. She goes scrunch it. So
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: she was demanding the scrunch. She's only a scruncher. And
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Maybe she could be a reveler. Now I'm going to
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: start it. I'm going to start a movement. You've heard
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: it here. First, she is.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: A pure scruncher.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Fuck the revelers stuff, don't you dare? That's discriminatory. I
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: don't like it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I feel like in the pyramid, the hierarchy of all
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: the paper folder is elite. I'd say raveler is second.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I'll take it.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Scrunch her is down the bottom.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I'll take it. I'll take that. I'll take that now
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: I've got another question for you. We've really gone on
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: a tangent here and I like it now, the wiping
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: of the child's bump while they're on the toilet. You
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: did just say touch your toes?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Can you give me an example of how that would work?
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: So turn your chair. That chair is the toilet, so.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Normally, actually what I tend to do now.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Is she standing sitting? What's the deal?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: So Marlie will stand up for this?
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she'll turn to the side. Wow, okay like that.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: But now I've gotten to the habit. I say, put
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: your hands on my shoes.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: So I think I know where you're going with.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: This, Marley. Will I bend over put her hands on
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: my shoes, rest them there or so she's like a
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: cat almost, And then I yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I've got one for you. You know, put your
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: chair back out over there. I ask. I was going
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: to link forward towards me like this, okay, And then
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: he comes forward a bit bang like that head between
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: my leg and then I go like that, we do
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: you reckon?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I've never been to a rose, but you lock him in.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: It's like a bull getting the horns, like lock him in,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: like by the head.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Exactly right. So when they like milk a cow? When
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: they milk a cow, or what do they do? Is
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: it how they kill a cow? I don't know where
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: they milk a cow? Or they fist a cow? Is
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: that what they do it? Now? They fist? Yeah, cow fisting.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Sure they lock their heads in so they can't wrangle away. Yeah,
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: So I just do like that. What do you reckon?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Very good? Very very good? I like that a lot.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I like that a lot, brilliant. I'll be using that
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: with Laura.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: That went off a bit, and I.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Like that all for it. We often refect. Last year
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: or the beginning of this year, every episode was about shit.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: We had a little break from talking about shit.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Now we're right, some episodes just about shit.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: In the sweet spot, I've been meaning to ask. I
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: did ask you on text a couple of days ago.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: How is Macie? How is she?
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I know what you're referring to. So do you want
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: to give a context or do you want me to
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: give a context?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Can I say, firstly, thank you for the tickets to Disney.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: On Ice, our families came together again to enjoy one
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: hell of a show.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: An amazing show. Only one guy fell over on the ice,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: which one I don't know his name, that's whateverite part,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: just one guy. It was really quick, he recovered.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: They get up quick, don't they.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: They spring back up.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: They're very good. We had the families there, kids were
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: having a great time. And then I don't know what happened.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what happened. Every dad who has a
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: daughter and you know it daddy's little girl, and you're like,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: this day's little girl. Macy's not my little girl anymore.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: And this is what's happened. She edged over to us,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: She edged over, looking for it was quite late for
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: a child of that age. Yeah, show was dark, was dark,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: she edged over, and I thought she's coming over for
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: a cuddle, just getting tired. Yeah, she completely bline past
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: me and went to one Matthew Johnson.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: And this has never happened for we've never had a cuddle.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: We've never ever We've had like a little exchange every
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: now and then, just like you know, hey, hawi, high five,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: that's a nice banana, you know, enjoy your lunch type chat.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's been it. That's been it. But she's
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: gone straight past me and onto your lap for a
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: little cuddle.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: The relationship is just leaps and bounds, and all it
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: took was a bit of Disney and I.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: She was there for the whole second act.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Well, she came, we were sitting together, she came for
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: a cuddle. Then she wouldn't leave.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: She stayed. And then when the show ended and you
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: were like, got a we I wait to take Macy
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: off you. She was in morning. Even Laura was like,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? What?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: She was like, that's never happened.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Sometimes kids just have like they just latch onto someone.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: And then she was like on my shoulder, like and
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: then he came back like and then for another cuddle. Beautiful,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: And then April had to step in and she sobbed
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: all the way home. She's never been the same. It
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: was amazing, just because I said that. We were walking
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: back to the car and she was like, I was like,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: do you love Maddie Jays? She's like, and I was like, okay,
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: that's cool.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I mean what about me? My biggest question is like
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: is that where we're at?
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Can I give her a cuddle? When I see it?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, She'll be all mate.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, should I play like you know how? I like
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: thought I was at a place with Oscar where I
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: could like, I wonder, I'll be heartbreaking if I can
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: see Macie again and I go for a cuddle and
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: she's like whoa.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: That was a way to maybe just get down on
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: her level, go cuddle and then just see what happens. Okay,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: she'll go straight there.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: It was very good the show. Thank you once again.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I only have one complaint about Disney and Ice.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Yep, not enough nudity.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: There's plenty that and the fact that those little ones,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: there's little light up ones.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Like fifty bucks, fifty five dollars. Someone actually messaged me
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: saying the lady behind us complained to her five year
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: old daughter because she was waving a wonder out.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: That's like the whole point of like, what the fuck are.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: You doing a Disney If you're complaining about that.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Don't go to Disney's. It's like people saying it's too loud,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: there's too much dancing.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: There was too much Disney at that Disney show.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Can I just say as well, we got pretty lucky
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: that we were sitting a little bit further back, because
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: apparently those who are closer to the ice it's free.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: I was at a beautiful temperature.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: It was lovely.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I actually took my jacket off, actually.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Got no pants on. This temperature is delightful. I did dance, yes,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: a bit of dancing, which was it was lovely.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Was it was good? It was It was a good show.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: It was a lot of family fun for everybody.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Before we go on to a new segment, well.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: It's a resurgence of an old segment.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I do want to make reference to a situation that
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: happened at our house that actually made it into the press.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: All the press I haven't seen that has made as
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I did see something I didn't pay a lot of attention.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Laura had spoken about it on her podcast, and we
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: do have a few people that listen to Life I
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: cut also listening to Dunning Dads, and I do have
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: to say they're a podcast which embellishes stories, veers far
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: away from the truth. We're the only podcast out there
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: which hang on a minute, focuses on the truth and
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: nothing but the truth.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Are you calling fake news?
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: She's a fucking liar. She's a liar, and.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: What fake news?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: What happened was the police were called to our neighbor RNDA,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: no other neighbor other side.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: This is with the shopping at the front. I saw
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: the shopping, the shopping that was Friday. Yes, I was there. Yeah,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: so I'm part of the story. Yeah. Hey, well no
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: one from the media has reached out for comment because
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I did see the shopping.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, and I thought, that's what have they got.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I wasn't thinking anything other than what do they got?
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: They got anything good? Because I'm taking it.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: She never normally has a shopping there. And for those
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: of you so who don't know next to us, like
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: shared War is an elderly lady. She must be in
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: her eighties. We rarely see her.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: She's been on well I've never seen her.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Never seen her. Sometimes we're like, it's weird, dude. Sometimes
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: we'll hear like I remember one time I was going
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: to bed. I was turning off lights. It's maybe eleven
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: o'clock and it was when the tennis was on the
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Australian Open, and I thought, what's that noise that smell,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: and I could just hear the tennis was on. Actually
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: happened a few times. Would never hear it during the day.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: It was only like eleven o'clock midnight, I would hear
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: the TV on her.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: She a vampire.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I think she's a vampire. Bro.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, never met one.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: But that's the only time Laura has seen her once
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: or twice. Apart from that, We're like, is she's still there?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Not quite sure? The shopping arrived Friday morning. It's now
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: seven o'clock at night. Shopping is still there. And we
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: know that for old people, the shopping is the most exciting,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: slash important part.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: That's all I've got.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Ye, that's it. It was still there, started to rain,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: started to rain, rain, and then at this point, it's
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: worth noting that Laura has removed this part from her story.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so this is where the lives come in.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Laura tried to kill the neighbor.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Cool, did she?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: No? But Laura was like should I should? I like,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: what should we do here? And I was like, We're
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: knock on the doors, still nothing, and I was like, oh,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: do we call? Like, what's another I ended up calling
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Triple zero. It must have been a quiet night because
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: within a heartbeat, one cop car, two cop cars, and
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: they were all there kind of standing like, oh, what
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: do we do?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: She's like eighty.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: She's like eighty. We haven't heard anything from her for
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: a while, and we're like we kind of say we
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: know that she's been on well also oh, and they're like,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: we just don't want to We don't want to bang
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: down the door because obviously you got like.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: A broken door. It's like my grandmother's in her eighties
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: and every time she doesn't answer the phone, we're like,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: is she And then I heard from her? Yeah yeah yeah.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: And so then they're like, we're going to get the
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: police rescue here because they can pick the locks. But
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: the police rescue vans, the big white ones. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: so that thing rocks out.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I thought they're going to send a helicopter, was yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, only thing missing was a helicopter with
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: the spotlight on her house. Maybe that would have woken
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: her up. But we've got like four cop cars. People
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: must have thought there was a murder.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Did the news come, No news, no news.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately. I was like doing my head in.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Case they're where's the makeup guy?
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: But they were like, we want to try and pick
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: the lock. And then they went to the back of
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: the house. They were picking the lock, and meanwhile everyone's
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: still banging on the door, being like hello, anyone there.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: And then as they were about to pick the lock
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: slash kicking the door. She was like hello, just like
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: people with spotlights in her house, happy to say she's alive,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: and well, okay.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: She's alive, and well what happened?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: She was just having an app she was asleep.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: She was like, Oh, I'm just waking up.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I'm just waking up of the day.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: She's like ignor, you can sleep whenever you want.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: She does sleep a lot.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: During COVID. I used to go out and visit my
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: grandmother and stay with her, like for honest, it was
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: like a Saturday just because she just needed some company. Yeah,
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: and she loved the races. She doesn't bat, but she
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: just loves horses. It's cute. I took it to the
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: races too. That's different. So I story for another day.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: But one time I walked in and she was laying
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: on the couch presumably I thought she was dead, and
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh great, laughing at my dead name.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh great, and then well I call someone.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: As I went to call someone, she was like like,
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I was just about to check your poulse. I would
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: hate to get to the age where people think you're
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: dead every time you're sleeping. Speaking of dead neighbors, you
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: just really don't. Yeah, fucking hell, we have these episodes
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: where you just jog my memory with things. I've had
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: two neighbors die in my lifetime, could it be me?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Possibly the first one.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: That's why you get kicked out because all the neighbors
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: and you're like, we can't live near, we can't live near. Yeah.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: I used to live in d Y, which is a
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: suburb in Sydney. It's Northern Beaches, and we lived in
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: a unit. Okay, and our next door neighbor, who was
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: somewhat of a creep, I would say, he was quite.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: He wasn't old old. He was like maybe in his seventies,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: So yeah, old blacky mum who's very young. It's brightly
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: for age. I just fucking backed that up. Yeah. I
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: saw that.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I like that and see the panic in your eyes.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I was like he was on blood thinners. I didn't
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: know that until after. Anyway. I get home from work
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: one day and there's like twelve cops in the lobby
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: and I was like, tell us, can I help you?
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Wasn't me? And I went into our apartment and the
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: dog was going nuts Because you could just hear commotion
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: going around there, and then April gets home and was like,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: let's just take the dog out for a walk until
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: these guys fucking get out of here. Gone anyway, So
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I've come out and one of the police officers says
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: to me, he's just, oh, do you know what's happened?
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: I was like no, Like, guy, look at your neighbor
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: is deceased. And I was like, shit, no way, Bumma, Like, well,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: how do you want me to wreck? I don't really
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: know him?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Oh he's sad though. Did know the fact that someone's past?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So he was like, if did you hear anything
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: suspicious last night? I was like, oh, now we're talking
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: now are you talking my language? And it's funny because
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Did we just become a true crime podcast?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Look out case file? At about ten thirty at night,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I heard a knock on the door of another apartment
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: in that row of apartment, which was odd, but I
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: just thought maybe someone had got ubery it's laid or
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: something like that. Nothing really, and that's all I heard.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't hear it.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Oh help me, your mine's not going to travel to
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: like death off the back of that.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: As I was saying this. The neighbor whose door he
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: would have knocked on because he knows them, was like, oh,
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't hear anything. So what's happened is he he
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: was on blood thinners. This guy, he's an old guy.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: He's kicked his shin, started to bleed, bleed out. He
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: has walked over to his friend for help, knocked on
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: the door. They didn't answer. Oh no, they were home.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: They didn't answer.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Imagine the guilt.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: He's walked back to his room.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Blood's spilling out.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: There's some drips of blood on the hallway in the
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: car pair not like someone's been It's obvious, but not
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: enough to make you die. He went into shock, blared
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: out from a shin, kicked dish, had a way to go,
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: and died. Apparently the carpet was soaked.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, imagine that. Imagine you're up in heaven and
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: they're like, what happened to you? Like car accident, rolled
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: four times down a cliff, died, What happened to you?
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Hit a shin?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Everyone's like, oh god, pete end of the table, pete,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: end of the table with a ship. Ways to die anyway.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: So that's first neighbor. Then last month I was here
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: and there's a lovely lady who lives across from us.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: She's quite new to the complex. Was quite news dead
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: now anyway. She she's an artist. She lovely lives on
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: her own her kids who are older.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Like well than another shin hit.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: Was it? No, it was it before. M h No.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that she was battling cancer before. Anyway.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: The son who comes at the time is a really
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: nice guy. Came over and he said, I just want
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: let you know the mom passed away last week. And
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: I was like shit. I was like, do you know
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: what I did and what you don't do? The mum
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: just died. I was like, you're kidding, gotcha? And I
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: was like, oh shit, I'm sorry. That's just it was
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: just my natural reaction.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It's hard to react.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not good with death usually most of the times,
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I don't really care.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: That's not true. Ash is very empathetic.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to say. It's very odd.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: We do death very badly.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, but I saw I did see an
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: ambulance there about a week ago. They weren't making a
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: fuss or anything. It was like they were doing a
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: welfare check on and I just thought they just drove
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: away like everything was normal. So that happened is she
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: took a turn with her cancer. I'd come back and
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: it was really dramatic. Ended up in palladive care and
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: died in pallad of care, which is really sad. And
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: shout out to my neighbors, lovely people, and I'm sorry
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: for you last but that could be my fault because
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: I seem to my neighbors seem to all die.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, death really does follow you around. So yeah, just
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: have a bit of a tickle in my throat.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: That's how it starts.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: On a more positive note. We have been talking about death.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Let's go back to birth's if we can for a second.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: There is a little voice message that I'd love to
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: play from one of our biggest fans of the podcast.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Her name is Donna, very active member in the Facebook
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: group Love Donna.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Donna, where are you?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: And she has sent me just a little message. She
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: announced this in the Facebook group, but I thought it's
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: such a lovely story that we will mention it on
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: the podcast and Donna, you are listening, so we want
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: to say congratulations because this is the news that she
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: has to share.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Highness, Donna here number one comment.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: On a little bit of news.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Following Woody's great interview at the beginning of the week,
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: we are now turning one into two and have another
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: successful IVF transfer and we are officially pregnant.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're super super pleased with that.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: We've done two for two now so that's great.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: But yeah, just I share the news with you.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: We love that, love that congratulations that we're covering the
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: miracle of life.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, so Donna, congrats and also get ready
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: for hell with two kids. Ah, I mean it's beautiful.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: We love growing families on this podcast.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I can see your nose growing.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, it is logistically a nightmare, but twice the
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: kids twice a love, they say, well said, We'll put
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: that on t shirt.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: And to anyone else who has any exciting news regarding pregnancies.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Send it over.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: We would love that to share it on the podcast.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: We should do a segment at the end pregnancy announcements, like, yeah,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like obituaries but opposite.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Actually, we could also do if you've got deaths, we
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: can investigate. Now, look, we do have a resurgence of
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: a previous segment called lies. Let's let's bring it back.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Everyone is saying we love the song. It's one of
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: the best songs. So for those of you have missed.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: It's actually nominated for an area.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: It is, but it could be joke, was a joke.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Everyone wondering this is it? Enjoy?
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Tell me love, tell me all right, Matt, I did
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: a call out yesterday for some lies.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Great response. Good response, not that we ever get bad responses.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Thank you to everyone who messaged. Great response in the
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Facebook group as well. Thirty seven messages slash comments Wow,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I know, dude, I know. I was like, we've gone viral.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Great response. So we've got two each. Ash Hit me
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: with your best one. Hit me with your best one.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Just a really quick one which we did have a
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: little chuckle about. Someone just said in speech brackets maybe later. Yeah,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: and I always dropped that one.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: We've asked for your best life just why comment? Who
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: was a call him out?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Name and shame majures anyway, beautiful name. I got one here.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: So my pop is missing a finger. I tell my
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: kids that they will lose their finger for picking their nose.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Very good. Simone. Simone Wilson has messaged in on the
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Facebook group. One of the thirty seven ash that commented
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: on my post. She says to her kids, if you
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: don't let us trim your nails, they will get so
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: long you turn into a cat. Dad had a sister
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: when he was little, but she grew them too long
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: and run away when she turned into a cat, and
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: you don't want to be like her.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: This segment's the best because it highlights how creative parents
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: are and how stupid kids are.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Also, cutting nails is a nightmare.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: I don't do it, April does it, but I know
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: I'm cutting my own is a nightmare. This one here
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: gress gressss. When my three year old is crying super loud,
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: I knock on the door and say that's the neighbor
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: telling you to be quiet, and they shut up immediately.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: This is from Andrew, who says when my nearly four
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: year old demands to watch the TV at six am
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: and we are in a rush to get them out
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: the door to childcare, I quickly go and remove the
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: batteries from all TV remotes around the house and show
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: them that the remote is not working and the man
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: will have to come and fix it during the day,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: which she, being a child, being his kid fully accepts
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: and moves on. If I say no TV, then it's
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: a complete melt down in tantrum. So this bypasses over
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: tears and they're screaming very good, clever, brilliant, brilliant, love
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: that brilliant.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: We'll finish today with a couple of questions. How does
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: that sound?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Lovely? Okay? I ask this one controversial opinion. You can't
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: be friends with your kid as well as be a
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: good parent. Do you guys agree or disagree?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Oh? I think every parent would like to think that
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: they're friends. Are they saying you can't be but you've
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: got to be one or the other. That's pretty much
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: what they're saying, right, Yeah, correct? That garbage?
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I think so too.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I think, look, I would like to say I'm Oscar's
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: best friend, but then i'm also his dad.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: And you no longer Macy's best friend, and I'm sure.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: I get to be the parent for that one. Then
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I guess I think that's garbage. I think you can
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: most certainly be friends and and be a good surely. Okay,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: So what this person's saying is that you've got to
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: be a good parent or a bad parent, or a
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: good friend or a bad friend.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I think you can be both a bad friend and
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: a bad parent and a good friend and a good
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: parent at the same time, and it can be interchangeable.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Because I guess friendship is such a loose term. It's
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: like where do you know friends with benefits? Like where
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: do you sit on the friendship scale with your kid?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Because I guess maybe the idea of you can't be
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: a friend and also be that like authoritarian figure that
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: won't tell you seriously for your kid, like obviously if
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: you're going to be the friend when your kids get
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: older where you're like, hey, let's go get drunk in
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: the park.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: That sounds amazing.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: You know you can't do that, Like you can't go
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: out and get like lit with your kid.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I think, don't tell me what I can and can't do.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I think you can still be a friend. You can
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: still like hang out with your kids, have that like
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: great relationship, but also at the same time be the
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: voice of reason, discipline them.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I think if they respect you, it's different. But also
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: friends and have respect at this age at five, we're
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: all friends, we're all best friends. But then don't annoy me.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: I think it's garbage.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: People who have that mentality.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Have no friends and their kids hate them.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: That's that job done.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Job done. Now I have a question for you. Do
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: your kids still have a milk bottle or a bottle
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: of milk either one? Before going to.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Bed, we transitioned off the milk.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: To warm water.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Warm water. Laura had this idea, She said, does she
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: pissed the bed? We would have to change a man
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: so many times in the middle of the night. Lola
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: has been like on on another bottle, and I've been like,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I should change a nappy, but also going through the
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: process of changing the nappy kind of wakes her up,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: takes a longer to go back to bed, so I'm like,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: she'll be fine, and then like I wake up an
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: hour later like sleeping and piss which I don't mind. Yeah,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: because she has those pull up nappies and they're not
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: as absorbent, but put two on it.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: That's a very good idea, thank you.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: It was. She was man, she's hooked hooked on dummies.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: This is Lola, by the way, who's just gone three
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: in feb hooked on dummies, hooked on bottles.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, so what are we going to do about baby bottles?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: So we made the call. Well, like I say, we
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you I mean Laura.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, but then you've got to get we also like we.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Do these things really dumb. If you've got to do
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: anything like hectic that's really going to impact your sleep,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: probably best to do it like on a Friday, because
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: then you know you don't have too much on the weekend.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: So if you aren't really tired, you have a nap during.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: The day weekends. In my time, bro, I much rather
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: do it during the week no.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Because we know that Laura, like Laura's most hectic day
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: of the week is her Mondays. So if you've got
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: to start this on a Sunday night, it just sets
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: you up for a week of being so tired. Start
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: like on a Wednesday. Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday is the best day. Anyway.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: We started first Thursday.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: There is Ashwicks. So we decided on Sunday afternoon just
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: gone that we would remove the baby bottle which has
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: warm water. And like Lola is just she's I reckon,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: she's probably having three to five bottles only like quarter full.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: First one's kind of three quarters full. After that she
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: wakes from the middle of the night, give her a
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: warm water she's if back to sleep, happy day.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: So she's still doing that.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: We said she could keep the dummy, but she has
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: to no longer have the baby bottle. She can have
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: like a little water bottle.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Like and what days now it's Wednesday, Wednesday.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: It's been an absolute hell as a tellish situation.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: As expected.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy. It sucks. Also,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: we're in this fucking awful so to swear drop them
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: in this awful scenario where Sunday night. First night, she
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: woke up at about one in the morning, she was
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: up for about an hour because she was like, oh,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: want the bottle. I want the bottle, and we're like, no,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: no bottles, you got your dummies, shut up and chill out.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Didn't say that, We said it in a very pleasant,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: polite way. But she just couldn't go back to sleep.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: So then she woke up eventually tired as anything. Then
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: had a nap of daycare. So then a night up
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: all night, and we're in this vicious cycle and we're
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: saying to daycare, hey, you can't let her nap, and
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, we know, but there's you know,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: there's two teachers for the room of like twelve kids.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: They're like, you know, we can't, we can't have eyes
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: on her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's amaze. She fell asleep at the table once.
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  Speaker 2: You can't take your eyes off them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're tired.
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  Speaker 2: The other day when I got I was at your
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  Speaker 2: house and Lola was there and she was like looking
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  Speaker 2: at me on the couch and then I looked away.
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  Speaker 2: I looked back and she just.
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  Speaker 1: Happened that quick.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, happens? Also, did she get that whistle
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  Speaker 2: I left her?
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  Speaker 1: No, it'd have been.
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  Speaker 2: Got a second one.
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  Speaker 1: So we're currently going through that at the moment. And
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  Speaker 1: a few people have messaged usin said because we have
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  Speaker 1: like a photo on stories and it's in the morning
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  Speaker 1: and Lola still got She likes to just hold her
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  Speaker 1: bottle in the morning. And people are like, but she's three,
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  Speaker 1: you can't be doing that.
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  Speaker 2: Who are you making up the rules? It's look if
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  Speaker 2: someone's going to send you she's you can't you know,
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  Speaker 2: let you do that? Do you know what I saying?
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  Speaker 2: Fuck off? We're in the rules of the say you
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  Speaker 2: can't just do what like we always say, do your best. Now,
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  Speaker 2: my kids don't have it at night. They have have
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  Speaker 2: a bottle in the morning. They wake up in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: they love a little bottle of milk.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, can I just ask you one question if.
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  Speaker 2: I may, Joel, you're not fit to run, Jill, But what.
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  Speaker 1: Do you like to give them breakfast first and then
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  Speaker 1: the bottle after?
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  Speaker 2: No, they strained the bottle first.
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  Speaker 1: Then when they have breakfast straight after.
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  Speaker 2: They intertoast straight away. Yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: They had the bottle first, and then why don't you
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  Speaker 1: use like the bottle is like the bait to get
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  Speaker 1: them to finish.
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  Speaker 2: But they finished their breakfast the only meal in the
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  Speaker 2: day they finish.
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  Speaker 1: Shook you shook to the chorus, woweh oscar as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, a little bit. But what I do is I
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  Speaker 2: go a little bit of milk, heat it up and
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  Speaker 2: fill the rest with water so they get hydrated at
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  Speaker 2: the same time.
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  Speaker 1: Very good.
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  Speaker 2: And then and they're not constipated. May see somehow still
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  Speaker 2: is she can shit? And then straight into toast or
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  Speaker 2: whatever else they want.
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  Speaker 1: So when they go to bed at nighttime, what do
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  Speaker 1: they have? They just raw dog it like no dummy,
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  Speaker 1: no bottle or nothing. Man, do you have to pat
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  Speaker 1: them to sleep? Nope?
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  Speaker 2: That is amazing, Thank you. I'm an amazing parent.
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  Speaker 1: You are such a good parent.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. Look, I'm not going to take credit.
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  Speaker 1: April, April, you're a great parent.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, you've already taken my daughter. Now you trying to
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  Speaker 2: take and I think on that note, that is all
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  Speaker 1: We've had some lovely comments in the face which has
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  Speaker 1: it's like a pandemic.
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  Speaker 2: It's just we're taking over, spreading, taken over. So jump
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  Speaker 2: And August is a very exciting month for two Dozing
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