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#334: I'm Just F*cking With You (2019) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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Hello, what's your least favorite scary movie?
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It was really upsetting meeting you at first but now you seem
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lovely. Hi.
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Hi. Welcome to What's Your Least
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Favorite Scary Movie? The podcast where we talk about
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the good, the bad, the ugly and the absurd, and all of our
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Because we believe every horror movie rightfully has its fan
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My name's Travis. My name's Jesse.
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Welcome to April. Hey.
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It is not April Fool's Day, but it's pretty close.
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The day after, it's the day after.
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So we're having fun. We're gonna be talking about I'm
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It's fun. We just did a episode of a game.
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Yeah, Who am I? It was a fun little guessing
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we had to try and figure out who who we were by asking questions.
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to a little preview of that, you can kind of listen to five
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minute previews on the Patreon to see if that's something that
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you're interested in. I also, I'm sure you guys can
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hear I'm in the middle of a cold.
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Yeah. We decided to just go ahead and
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record anyway instead of waiting to see if I start sounding
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better because as we know from the past, a lot of times I get
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worse before I get better, so. Yeah, with your voice
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especially. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So yeah, we're gonna be a little sniffly and we're gonna be a
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little sickly, but we're here at least.
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So let's do this. Way less fun for me than it is
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for you. Also, we're, we're doing for the
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month of April, we're doing horror comedies all month long,
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so be on the lookout for those. And yeah, you know, good times.
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Yeah, we're gonna have fun. Schedule should be out by now.
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Should be for sure. Yeah, in theory.
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So you'll know if it's not out like when you're listening to
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this, and it should be up later tonight.
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Yeah, Oh man, I should probably have my movie.
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I'll have to think of a movie before the end of this episode.
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Or it can just be a DVD. Could be TBD.
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Could be TBD. Or 2BD2BD.
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Oh, boy, Oh boy. All right.
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Do we have a poll? No.
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OK, so I'm just gonna get right into this.
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Let's just get into it. OK, I'm just fucking with you.
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Released April 1st, 2019. We watched it on Hulu.
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You can stream it on Hulu or Disney Plus.
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I think it would be really funny to stream a movie.
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Called. I'm just fucking with you on
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Disney Plus. You can't rent it.
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It is part of the Into the Dark Like Holiday special show series
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from Blum House Television. Yeah, and they were all.
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Exclusive to Hulu. Yeah, all Hulu exclusives.
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They have a good little run. It was fun when they were doing
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it. Two seasons of it.
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Yeah, we've covered one of them on this show.
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Valentine or My Valentine? We also did puka.
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We haven't done puka on the show.
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I thought we did puka. No, but we have done Pilgrim on
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Shake and not scared. Oh, that's right.
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Yeah, we did. Then we.
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All right. Written by Greg Zahintner and
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Scott Barkin, directed by Adam Mason Music.
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There's no composer for this. However, I did pull the music
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supervisor, who was Ryan Neal, special effects makeup.
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Again, we didn't have like a special effects makeup artist,
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but I went ahead and pulled up the makeup department head,
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Marina Connell. OK, Starring Kiera O'Donnell as
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Larry Adams Hayes MacArthur as Chester Conklin and Jessica
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McNamee as Rachel Adams Travis, it's time for your favorite game
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on the show. Budgie or Bud Ted?
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Well, Blumhouse and straight to streaming Blumhouse, my gut
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tells me bugtad. You're correct, I actually have
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no information for. It Yeah, I didn't think so.
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I do have an IMDb score 5.7 out of 10.
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Not bad. That's not bad.
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I pulled a theme of 2019 movies which I just did recently, but
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you know, it is what it. Is I'll go sometimes.
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I did one star attractions since interesting since Larry gave the
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the pink. Motel A1 star rating.
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Yeah, yeah. OK, cool.
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Well we got here Haunt. Oh yeah, yeah, I would give that
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a one star. That released September 13th,
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2019. Budget of 5 million and a
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worldwide gross of 2.2 million. IMDb scores 6.3 out of 10.
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That's a fun movie. It is fun.
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I think gold. I think a lot of people love
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that movie more than I do, but I do think it's a good movie.
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I don't like the cover of Dragula over for the end
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credits. It's like a slow.
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Oh, that's right, I forgot that they did.
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That second, maybe escape room. Yep, Yep.
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It's an escape room that tries to kill you Yep.
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So that released January 4th, 2019 $9 million budget 9 million
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$155,000,000 gross. So that's there's no surprise
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that it got a sequel. Second.
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Yeah, 6.4 out of 10 on IMDb. Yeah, I like that movie. 3rd
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movie, a little bit of a stretch, but it's fine.
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Doctor sleep, because he does wind up back at the overlook.
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OK. Yeah, I don't know if I would
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give a, it depends if you want the haunted experience, if I'm
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given that one or a five star. If you if you don't want to be
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Honda, that's a one star for sure.
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I want to give Mike Flanagan five stars for trying to give us
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the true shining ending that we were supposed to have.
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Yeah, so Doctor Sleep came out November 8th, 2019.
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A $45 million budget, a $72 million gross, and an IMDb score
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of 7.3 out of 10. Yeah, it was a solid movie.
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I like that one, yeah. No tag lines.
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No tag lines. No tag.
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Lines. I mean, really, I feel like the
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the title kind of speaks for itself.
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It really does. You don't really need to say
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much more about it, but we will. I'm just talking with you.
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We will have to though. Oh yeah, we will when we.
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All right, so I couldn't find a ton of fun facts about this, but
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I did find an interview for South by Southwest with Adam
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Mason, Jessica McNamee, and Hayes MacArthur.
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So Adam Mason was he got the job to direct one of these episodes.
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He was assigned his holiday in the script, so he didn't get a
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choice. So he got April Fool's Day and
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that's the script he got. He was allowed to do rewrites.
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Though so I've always wondered what these if they were movies
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that were intended to go to the theaters but then they didn't
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turn out quite the way they wanted so they put them on
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streaming. So from what you're telling me,
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it sounds like they were set out to be straight for streaming
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from the get go. I, I don't know, like the exact
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order of things. I don't know if they wrote this
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script with this in mind or if this is a script they had and
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this is what they wanted to repurpose it for.
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But I do know that Adam Mason said that he wanted to kind of
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make it more of a dark comedy than anything.
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Yeah. He cited his main inspiration as
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Jackass. OK.
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And his rewrites, he included the social media angle of
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things. I think that that benefits it
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for sure. It adds something to it.
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And actually the whole cast was able to kind of like they call
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it amping it up, but they were able to kind of ad Lib and add
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things. And Jessica McNamee said that
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like the set, the environment was just really fun and
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enjoyable and they all had such a good time on it.
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All of the shoots were at night. Which is yeah, that makes sense.
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Surprising. Yeah.
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And then Hazek Arthur, he auditioned in his Chester
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costuming. So he came in and he was wearing
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that like the gold chain. Oh, so he had that stuff.
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So he brought this up from himself, Yes.
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Wow. And he had the glasses on and
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everything and apparently he creeped out out of Mason so
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much. Like when he left he was like, I
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want him as Chester unless that's actually how he is and I.
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Don't want him anywhere near. Me.
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Yeah, I could get that. I don't think that like that
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would be the type of dude I'd want to hang with.
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Yeah, and apparently he like, he looks big on screen, but
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apparently he's fucking huge because he.
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Looks gigantic in the movie. Yeah, because Mason said that
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he's 63 and and Hayes was taller than him and like felt like it
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felt like he was crushing his hand when they shook hands.
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Yeah, so he is a huge dude. So that's honestly, that's all I
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have. OK, yeah.
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I didn't really expect a whole lot of info on this one right
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here, but the fact that you had something was still kind of
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cool, so I appreciate you for doing that.
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So now we are good to go ahead and start sharing our thoughts
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on it. So go ahead and kick us off with
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the good. OK, so right off the gate, the
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thing that always catches me with this movie is the sets and
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the lighting. I love how it's just filled with
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neon lighting throughout the entire thing and how the light,
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just like the glow is on everybody's faces the entire
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time. I know that's such a weird
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thing, but like, visually speaking, this movie is fun to
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look at. Yes.
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And yeah, that that's something that that does a lot for me.
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I'm a visual guy. I even talked about that when we
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pulled, like when we pulled it up, because the poster for it is
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just, it draws you in. The poster does what it's
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supposed to do. It's also a single location
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movie. They they do, they make the most
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of it right here. I like this.
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It's like a motel, CD motel. That's always a sketchy
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environment to begin with. So the fact that they were able
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to like use that to their advantage, I thought worked
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really well for this movie. I'm going to say something
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controversially upright. So the motel that actually has a
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bar in it and everything, it gave me so many Reacher vibes.
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Not necessarily the show Reacher, but the book series
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that it's based on. Because there are a lot of times
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he goes to a CD motel and then he like goes into the motel bar
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and gets I didn't shenanigans. I didn't know that that was a
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thing that motels had bars. I I like that.
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I would do the same thing. I would go to the bar at the
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motel for sure. I would be cutting it up with
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Jerry and Chester. Yeah, me too.
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And that kind of leads into my next one.
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Chester is a a fun antagonist. Yes.
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Just that the the character fits the April Fools 8th in because
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he's a prankster the entire time and he's also menacing.
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He's one of those guys that's like it surprises you how
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violent he can be because he comes across initially as like
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this. He might be a little bit much
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with his jokes and stuff, but he seems like a fun guy that you
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would maybe want to hang out with.
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But then he becomes very brutal and he drugs you and he just,
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he, he really fucks with you in a lot of ways, like mentally,
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physically, all kinds of things like that.
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And he becomes a very disturbing character.
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Nothing is serious with him until it is, but by the point it
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is serious like you've already accepted nothing as serious.
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Yeah, exactly. Like he, he breaks you down,
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Yes, to where you are kind of just like laughing at how fucked
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up he is. You know, it's a very
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interesting type of character. And yeah, I think that the guy
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does a great job playing him. Like, he comes across in both of
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those ways. He, he seems like a guy that you
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would want to hang out with, like when they're at the pool
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and they're just kind of chilling and having a good time.
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That sounds awesome. But then he also, when he has
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them all drugged and dead and he's over there partying with
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his chain and he's got the fucking drinks and stuff like
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that, and he's a pretty dark character, yes.
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So yeah, I don't know, Like, it's fun.
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Yeah. That's about my good right
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there. So what do you got?
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I agree with all of that. I'm going to add in a couple of
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other like fun moments that happened because I like how he
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sabotaged their car but he put the party blowers in the exhaust
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because that was just like so clownish.
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And him even going Oh my God, I can't believe that worked.
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Yeah, I know, right? That was a great moment.
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I like the soundtrack for it. I know there's not like original
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compositions for it, except for I think maybe the main title,
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but I I it. Has its moments, it has some bad
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moments too I think. Like some words like this feels
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like straight to DVD, like stock music that they just pull from
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the shelf type thing too. And I I liked how elaborate the
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drinks were. So like, I like, regardless of
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everything else, Chester is a mixologist.
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Yeah, yeah, he's a layered character and I think that's
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fun. Yeah, OK, bad stuff.
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It does ebb and flow a little bit.
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Like we have like these moments where there's a lot of build up
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and then all of a sudden it just kind of stops.
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Yeah. And it does that a lot of times
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throughout the movie when I like in parts where I feel like we
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need to be in like full steam ahead mode and like, it slows it
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right back down and it becomes like, everybody's cool until
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another thing happens. Like these people keep like,
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despite like how often this guy's fucking with him and all
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of the things he's doing, they are like, oh, OK, I'm going to
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continue to sleep at this motel. Like that guy, like when he
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called the cops and he like, framed him for being for hitting
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him when he did. And he's like doing all this
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shit. Like I, I don't care.
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Like, I would get the fuck out of there.
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You know, like, this guy is not really making me feel
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comfortable, especially since he also went into your room without
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fucking saying anything while you're in the shower, you know?
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Yeah. It's just like, this person,
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this movie logically could have ended so easily.
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But these characters, they just keep, like, cooling themself
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into, like, this weird sense of security over and over again.
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OK, It's weird. For me I think it's that the the
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trolling stuff falls a bit flat. There you go.
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Like when he's doing it as a programming fall or whatever.
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Yeah, yeah, 'cause like, he's mostly targeting his ex, so that
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seems kind of obvious. And there's also like, I don't
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know, I have mixed feelings about it 'cause I know a lot of
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times, like Internet trolls, they have one type of joke that
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they like to go to. So I want to say like his stuff
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is very repetitive, like soaking clothes.
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Like. But that is how Internet trolls
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tend to be. Like they get on a specific form
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and they have a specific go to joke that nobody else finds
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funny and like it's just them being.
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Used to try and irritate you. Yeah, the best way to deal with
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them is just to not even acknowledge them.
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Yeah, So I think like that I, I get what they were going for
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with it and I mostly appreciated it, but like, I wish there was a
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little bit more mystery around it at first.
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Oh, that would have been interesting where you find out
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it is him this entire time. Yeah, that would have been a
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good reveal. Logan.
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Yeah, yeah, it's interesting because with that character,
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like he's like that and you see that right out the gate that
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he's an asshole online, but then he's also this really like
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scared person in like normal, like real life situations.
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So yeah, I guess I would have been like a cool reveal, figure
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that out because you, I mean, you'd probably think it was
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Chester if you like, were watching this movie without the
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reveal. Yeah.
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This guy got my information from logging in, he woke me up and
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now he's just like posting shit on this event.
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Even been like an extra like mind fuck with the audience at
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the end, like we never get resolution over which one of
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them it is because Chester has framed him already once for
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punching him. We've got the cameras in the
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ceiling and we've already got that mystery of like, oh, did
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the motel owners really have the cameras in the ceiling or was
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that Chester's doing? You know what I mean?
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I think it would have been interesting to have the troll
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thing also be a question of who actually did it.
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I. Agree with that.
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I think that would have played really well.
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'Cause like, as it is, like, all it comes across is Larry is
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like, 'cause he kind of transfers onto Chester a little
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bit, 'cause he's like, you just don't get it.
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People don't think you're funny and you just keep it like.
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Wouldn't that happen? I wrote down projecting.
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Yeah, he was projecting or Yeah. Projecting.
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That's the word I was trying to come up with.
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Yeah, nobody likes you. You're not funny.
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You just keep doing the same thing over and over and over
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again. Yeah.
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Yeah. Ugly.
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Well, Speaking of the trolling that Larry does the entire time,
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you know, like, just because he's such a bitter person in his
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life, he has to, like, feel the need.
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That's the person right there. That's what these are.
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What trolls are usually are just people that have, like,
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miserable wives. So they have to try and make
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other people feel shitty too. Like, that's the only way that
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they can feel any. I don't even know if I want to
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call it happiness. It's just like, feel something.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, I think I guess I'll, I'll, I'll go with the the
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murders and no specific reason behind them, you know?
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Yeah, OK. I'm gonna go.
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I'm just, I'm gonna take a hard stance here right now and say
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that murder is ugly. Damn.
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Well, you know, I know are. You sure you wanna be public
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with that right there? I'm gonna stand.
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I'm gonna stand by that. I opinion I thought we were
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trying to not be political on this podcast.
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I know, I know. Jeez.
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Sorry, it's. Alright though, getting.
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Ready for some blowback? OK, absurd.
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You go. 1st, the fact that when he first gets in there, he
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sanitizes the entire room. Dude, if you're checking into a
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motel room like you've already lost, yeah, just accept the
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germs. I understand the bringing your
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own sheets. No, I even understand spraying
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down some surfaces. He sprays the mirror, Yeah.
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In what scenario are you touching the mirror?
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Maybe he was going to take it off the wall and start some coke
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off of it. Yeah, like, but if you're if
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you're at that point, you're not also going to bring a black
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light with. You you're not going to check
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into. A motel, it's not going to make
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you feel. Good.
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That motel right there, $75 a night.
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No, you're if you're if you're 50. $5 a night cash.
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Yeah. Any motel that just takes cash
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is an automatic no. Go for a black.
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Light. It's just like, Nah man, like
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just go somewhere else with better queening standards other
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than a motel. OK, mine is how many dogs named
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Hercules does Rachel have? Because when Larry at the end is
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talking about Rachel's dog Hercules, it's flashing through
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pictures of dogs and they're none.
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Of them are the same different dog, Yeah.
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Whoa, I never noticed. That like, 'cause we got an
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Australian Shepherd, we've got a Chihuahua.
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There were several others, but those were the two most.
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I was like, you can't even try and pretend those are the same
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dogs. Do you just keep giving your
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next dog the same name? That's what I'm.
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Like wondering, like what? There's a whole story going on.
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It was Jessica's dog. I don't want to know about it.
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The dog's story got really sad. That's another ugly right there
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is the whole dog thing at the end of the movie.
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I didn't need to know that shit. What happened to the dog?
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He tells the story about how the dog, oh wait, the dog didn't
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have. It yeah, no, nothing happened to
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the dog. The dog just she will have the
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dog right up front in a special seat belt.
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And for some reason. The airbags.
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That way it can't squish. My mind went to the worst place
19:05
when he started telling that story is like and the dog died.
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No, that's not what happened at all.
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You're right. It was just the fact that she
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took the airbags out. Yeah, but like it was going
19:13
through like a very Below Deck style editing of an Instagram
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feed, presumably Rachel's Instagram feed, and it was
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showing so many different dogs. Yeah, that's right.
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OK, Nevermind then, nevermind the dog we have.
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Multiple dogs, all named Hercules.
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Maybe it's not even like a succession of Hercules.
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I just imagine like going into the house going Hercules and
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just like oh barf, barf. And she says non-stop, OK, let's
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rate it. OK.
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I like this movie. I think this is one of the
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better Into the Dark episodes that they did.
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This might be our first one that we watched.
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I think the title and the poster caught us because we're like
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what is this? I think you might be.
19:53
It was either that or Uncanny Annie, but yeah, like it's one
19:57
of the better ones for sure. I'd give it a 7.
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I was actually going to say 7 as well.
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Yeah, it's a fun time. Yeah, it's a good April Fool's
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Day movie, if that is something that you guys are interested.
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In Yeah, there aren't a ton of those.
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Yeah. So all right, are we ready to
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chit chat? Yeah, let's do it all.
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Right so we started off with basically an anti PSA because
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Larry is trolling and driving. Oh my God, he is so blatant
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about being on his phone and just texting and like posting on
20:26
Twitter the entire time. Yeah, it's so bad.
20:28
It's a winding mountain Rd. That is how you topple down a
20:32
Cliff layer bear. I I just don't see how this
20:35
person did not fucking crash. Rachel calls and she tells Larry
20:40
to just come to the hotel. Mom and Dad already have rooms
20:42
for them. He's like, I don't.
20:43
He's like, you're the only one I really want to see and I've
20:45
already got this place reserved. She's also like, by the way,
20:48
have you checked Twitter? Because this fucking programming
20:51
flaw guy is absolutely going insane.
20:53
He's being such a troll. If somebody needs to give a
20:55
metal like she's like, she's happy about it.
20:58
I think 'cause like later she makes a comment, she's like you
21:01
cousin fucking bitch. So I think like the implication
21:04
is. I understand why they they would
21:07
be a little bit upset about that situation.
21:10
So she's probably just trying to be like ha ha, you're not the
21:12
only one that hates Cindy. Yeah, I guess so.
21:14
Yeah, but they also they coach as RSVP D no.
21:17
Yeah, they didn't have to go to this.
21:19
Like come on. Presumably they also have beef
21:21
with the cousin too. I would in that scenario, yeah.
21:27
I mean, of course. So they've agreed that they're
21:29
meeting at the Pink Motel and Lounge, and that's where Larry
21:33
pulls in. Nobody's at the front desk,
21:35
though. He just wanders through the
21:37
kitchen into the bar. Yeah, you know why not.
21:41
And what do you know? Yeah, that biker and this dude
21:44
just chilling out there drinking together.
21:46
They're chatting, they're joking.
21:48
They tell Larry he needs the XYZ.
21:51
He's just fucking with you, he says.
21:53
It so many times in this movie. He pops him open to Miller Lite
21:57
and he's like, hey, I'm running double duty.
21:59
John and Sherry are off this weekend.
22:02
You know, we're just, you know, any $5.00 cash, I know it'll be
22:07
tax free. I like that this guy has like
22:09
killed the owners and his role-playing as a motel owner
22:14
now, you know what I mean? Like he's committed to it.
22:16
Yeah, like it's like I. I would do the same.
22:20
Honestly though, kind of smart of him to throw in that cash bit
22:24
cuz then he gets like money. Yeah, yeah.
22:26
That's. Right.
22:26
Yeah, really even think of that. And this is where we kind of see
22:30
Larry's got like some, some germaphobia type stuff because
22:34
Jerry shakes his hand and he like obsessively like cleans it
22:37
off. Yeah, yeah.
22:39
I thought that that was gonna come in a play later, but it
22:41
really doesn't. Nope, it's just a character
22:42
trait. Yeah.
22:44
And so, yeah, Jerry's like, hey, it's, it's rude to leave him a
22:50
drink. A man, Porcia untouched.
22:52
Yeah. Cuz he was trying to go back to
22:53
his room. Yeah, yeah.
22:55
Also, it is April Fools Day. But yes, it is April Fools.
22:58
Day. That's why he's fucking with
22:59
them. And I like, OK, so is this is
23:04
Cindy when she's saying like 7 hours till we get married, does
23:06
she mean it's like 7 hours until midnight?
23:09
Because and after like we're part way through the movie and
23:13
we know that it's been hours of Chester fucking with him and
23:16
them drinking and we see it's like 1150.
23:19
Four, I know the time moves slow in this.
23:21
Yeah. So it's like, are they just
23:22
saying like they're married at midnight and like, that's not
23:25
how that works. It's like in the office, like,
23:27
yeah, you're married. It's midnight.
23:31
I don't know. Well, Larry is like insisting
23:35
he's like, OK, I've had my drink, it's time for me to.
23:37
I just want to go into my room. He's like, all right, I just
23:40
need a card and I'll be able to get you checked in.
23:43
And Larry's like ha ha. And Josh is like, no, I'm
23:47
serious. I have to have a photo ID in
23:48
your credit card. And he's like, but you told me
23:50
if I gave you cash, it's tax free.
23:52
He goes, no, man, why would I do that?
23:54
That's against regulation. This is exactly why I do this
23:57
stuff right here. So I like so we don't have these
23:59
situations here. So he makes.
24:01
So Larry's about to. Pockets.
24:03
Yeah, he's about to call the cops and he's like, go ahead and
24:05
call the cops and tell him that I'm just fucking with you.
24:10
Yeah, he's, he took the money. He's like, he like, he hands him
24:14
over the keys and he's like, go ahead, go, go to your room.
24:17
So Larry comes in, sanitizes the roof inside his own bedding.
24:21
Black lights the. Sheets.
24:23
Why are you doing that to yourself?
24:26
Especially when you're about to add your own blacklight splatter
24:30
to the sheets. Yeah, I know.
24:31
He's well. He's like, it's fine.
24:32
If it's mine, it's like, you know, his is Queen.
24:36
Gross in his mind, OK, he's he's an irrational dude, but I mean,
24:44
this is another ugly like he's like he's going to Facebook and
24:47
he's just he's he's going to town on himself to some
24:50
Facebook. After he's left a nasty comment
24:53
on Cindy's profile, then he goes to town on himself looking at
24:56
her picture. This is also where we see there
24:58
is a camera in the vent above the bed.
25:00
Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting very
25:04
vacancy vibes here. Chester sends him a friend
25:07
request and this is where I'm getting confused also.
25:09
So it's like Larry switching between profiles?
25:13
Like he's got his Larry profile and his programming flaw
25:16
profile. So I don't know.
25:19
Do you think he ever comments on the wrong one?
25:22
Probably. I mean, very Kevin Durant, like
25:26
Kevin Grundgren has been busted several times going onto his
25:28
burner accounts and accidentally outing himself.
25:31
It's not surprising. No, it's not.
25:32
It's funny. Yeah.
25:34
And he goes and he leaves a troll review for the motel on
25:39
Yelp saying. It's a shit hole.
25:41
Suck a cat's fart. Yeah.
25:44
Which is descriptive. Yeah, so Chester sends him a
25:49
friend request and he's hovering over.
25:51
He's not sure if he wants to accept it or not.
25:53
Then the news comes on and there's a report of a multi car
25:55
pile up. At least one death has been
25:58
reported of a young woman. And so Larry gets a little bit
26:02
nervous and he calls Rachel and he's not getting any answers.
26:05
Then he calls Chester to see if she's checked in or called and
26:08
Chester's like Nope, nobody's checked in or called but let me
26:11
check the messages. And he goes, Larry got some bad
26:15
news. I never forget exactly what he
26:18
said he was like, why would they leave a message for me?
26:19
He's. Like, yeah, he's like your
26:22
sister called, she said she's sucking some Dicks or something
26:25
like that. I don't know.
26:26
It was something, really. Childish.
26:27
Yeah, basically. Yeah.
26:30
So Larry is still trying to like text and call her.
26:32
He goes out to the vending machine and the soda gets stuck
26:34
in the machine and Jerry comes up behind him, slams it to
26:36
unstick it, reaches between his legs to grab it and then he both
26:42
threatens him and flirts with. Him.
26:43
I'm getting some sexually charged interactions here.
26:46
Like he I think he was given him a sign when he reached between
26:49
his legs that was an open invitation.
26:51
And then whenever he brushes up against his jacket, it's like
26:54
the only time you touch this jacket is when you want to fight
26:57
or if you want to fuck. And then Larry goes, no thank
27:00
you. And he goes, all right, you just
27:02
saved yourself from an ass pounding.
27:04
We do not get a specification of what.
27:07
Kind, he says. If you're feeling lucky, come to
27:09
room 1 or whatever. So I I I'm pretty sure that guy
27:13
was wanting to fuck for sure. Good for Jerry.
27:15
Yeah, you know him. You know he shot a shot and
27:18
that's all you can do sometimes. Dude, he put it out there.
27:21
Yeah. And you know, yeah, that's all
27:22
you can do. Larry gets a Polaroid Dick pic
27:26
slid under his door and on the back is another that says love
27:29
your sister. Yeah.
27:32
So then he goes. It's a very clean shaven.
27:36
Waxed. Yeah, yeah, it's there's.
27:38
Not a hair. No, not a hair.
27:39
Inside, like anywhere on that body, it is.
27:44
Smooth. Yep.
27:46
So Chester decides he's going to hop in the shower.
27:48
And while he's in there, when he gets out of the shower, he hears
27:52
somebody is in his room and they're knocking on the bathroom
27:55
door. And it's Chester who's like, hey
27:58
man, I'm sorry, I forgot. I needed to tell you.
28:01
People in this room have been having a hard time with the
28:03
bathroom door jamming. He's like, I can get fired
28:07
because I'm supposed. To tell people in room 6
28:08
specifically and he's like, I don't I don't believe you.
28:13
He's like, no, seriously, I will help you get out and you just
28:15
have to push really hard on that side and I will pull really hard
28:17
on this side. He goes, no, you're just you're
28:19
going to let go and I'm going to fall on the ground.
28:21
I'm not falling for it. He goes please, man, I can't
28:24
lose my job. So he's.
28:26
He falls for it and he ends up falling through the door.
28:29
He's like, man, I didn't think you're actually going to fall
28:31
for it, but like the fact that he's so chill about this guy
28:35
being in his room until he's not.
28:38
Yeah. He was like you.
28:39
Are pathetic. You don't get the hint.
28:41
No one thinks you're funny. And then Chester makes him tell
28:46
a joke. He goes, well what's funny then?
28:48
And Larry says, what do you call a man with no body and no nose?
28:56
What do you call him? Nobody knows.
29:00
It's not bad. Not bad.
29:01
Yeah. He's also left a.
29:03
Cryptic message under one of Cindy's post saying we'll find
29:07
out more beyond just her cheating ways in seven hours.
29:11
Yeah. I wonder what his plan was going
29:13
to be. Oh yeah, he was going to give
29:14
her the note. That's what he says later.
29:17
I feel like there's more more to it.
29:19
But also like he thinks saying like suck a cock is the height
29:24
of comedy so yes that's true. Yeah, maybe, Maybe.
29:29
Chester new programming flaw was Larry and he was like this guy
29:33
is gonna think all of these cock jokes are so funny.
29:36
I mean to be fair. Chester is kind of doing cock
29:38
jokes himself, so they're they're kind of, yeah.
29:41
But I think that's why he's doing.
29:42
It. Yeah, because he thinks that
29:43
Larry will appreciate him. Yeah.
29:45
Like he's playing to his audience.
29:46
He knows his audience, yeah, but.
29:47
You're right. So Larry calls Rachel and he's
29:50
like, I can't stay, I am leaving, please call me back or
29:53
text me back or something. And Larry's putting the stuff in
29:56
his trunk. And when he closes it, jump
29:57
scare. He's there.
29:59
Chester's there. He's like, listen, I'm really
30:02
sorry about everything. I understand why you need to go.
30:05
When Rachel gets here, I'll leave her a message that you've
30:07
left. And as Larry is starting to
30:10
drive away, he's like, I never told her.
30:13
I never told him her name. It's like, how did you know her
30:15
name's Rachel? Yep.
30:16
So he calls the cops. He's.
30:17
Like officer, this man knows my sister's name.
30:20
Get out here with me, he explains the.
30:23
Situation so badly and the sheriff clearly it's a slow
30:26
night but also like he doesn't have time for this shit yeah
30:29
like two things can be true at once yeah and.
30:33
He's like, all right, you and me, as in Chester, we're going
30:35
to go over there and talk. Chester ends up winning him over
30:39
and well and cause like it's small.
30:41
Town type of shit, right, 'cause the sheriff is like, where's
30:43
John and Sherry and Chester's like, oh, you know, they're on
30:46
vacation. Left me in charge.
30:47
It's the slow season, Yeah. Yeah.
30:50
So. You know, like they're making
30:51
small talk and stuff like that. And Larry is at first.
30:55
Trying to eavesdrop but he's bad at that.
30:57
So then he sneaks around and he goes into the office and he
31:01
finds a print out registration with Rachel's name on it.
31:05
And somebody pointed out this is funny.
31:08
So his sister's name in this movie is Rachel Adams.
31:12
Kira O'Donnell is in the movie Wedding Crashers.
31:15
He is the brother of Rachel Mcadams's character.
31:18
I feel like that has. To be a reference, right?
31:21
It feels intentional. In a way that like it's, it's
31:24
there's too much coincidence happening right there.
31:27
I feel the same. Like maybe it was a different
31:28
last name at 1st and then somebody was like, you know, it
31:31
would be really funny because they did say that they were like
31:34
punching up a lot of things. Yeah, that's true.
31:36
Yeah, you're right. Yeah.
31:37
I I guarantee you somebody had to do something.
31:40
But so he's like he grabs it, he takes it to the cops like look,
31:43
look, name right here. She checked in.
31:46
She's not anywhere around here. He did something with her and
31:48
the sheriff is trying to like. Look around.
31:50
His back is turned and Chester goes, Larry, what are you making
31:53
a fist for? And then he punches himself in
31:55
the face and the sheriff is getting ready to arrest him.
31:59
So you just assaulted a man? He's like, I didn't, I don't
32:01
want to come out here and do an arrest.
32:04
I didn't want to have the worst night ever at work.
32:08
Yeah. And he's about to do that, but
32:10
also Rachel happens to also arrive.
32:13
She pops in. And Larry's like, but I saw he
32:17
knew your name. There was a print out and she's
32:19
like, I've registered online. Yeah, like they print off.
32:23
Automatically, yeah. And Chester's like.
32:25
Yeah, like it prints off automatically.
32:27
I guess I should watch out for that.
32:28
But also at the same time, if you're the only one that's
32:30
supposed to be in the office, it shouldn't really be a risk of,
32:34
like, information leak, you know?
32:37
Yeah, yeah. So, and the officers officer
32:41
asks if he wants to press charges.
32:42
And Chester's like, Nah, I've wound him up enough.
32:45
Like it's my fault that he did this.
32:47
Yeah. And.
32:48
Then he offers to let Rachel and Larry have their rooms for free
32:53
for everything that he's put them through.
32:54
But I don't think he ever gave Larry his cash back.
32:56
Oh no, I don't think he's so. Like Larry's not.
32:59
Actually getting a free room. Larry's just dumb.
33:01
Yeah, he is very dumb. So Rachel and Larry are chilling
33:06
in one of their rooms, spoken to joint together laughing about
33:09
the Dick pic that was swept underneath the the door.
33:13
And they get a knock at the door and it's Chester and he brought
33:16
these. Really ornate drinks, as she
33:18
said. He's a mixologist, yeah.
33:20
Like. That drink looks really nice,
33:22
but I also probably wouldn't drink anything I didn't watch
33:25
his motherfucker make with my own.
33:26
Oh, absolutely. I would be so wary of this
33:29
however, like. Rachel's like, come on, be nice
33:32
with the guy. Like it'll be a nice thing.
33:35
And so he's like, how about we have a drink together?
33:39
Yeah, you only said that. Chester seems really excited
33:41
about it. And so they go out by the pool,
33:44
and that's where they're drinking.
33:45
They're talking. Chester's asking about Larry,
33:48
and Rachel's like, Oh, no, He used to be really fun and loud
33:52
and outgoing, but now he mostly just saves all of that for
33:55
Rachel. Yeah.
33:57
He got something. Happened he got real shy and
34:00
just distrusting of people. Yep.
34:03
So they. Keep talking.
34:04
Rachel has fallen asleep and Chester and where are kind of
34:08
having real deep talk now. Man, I like.
34:11
Real talk, real talk. Bro you're having that type of.
34:14
Talk where you're, like, drunk and revealing everything about
34:17
yourself and you're like, man, I'm glad this person's a
34:19
stranger so we don't have to look them in the eye when we're
34:21
sober. Yeah, He's like, look.
34:23
Man, like I have this plan, I've got this letter.
34:26
It's like I'm we're here 'cause. We have a family wedding and
34:29
it's my cousin, and he's marrying the only woman I ever
34:33
wanted to marry. And the day before I was gonna
34:36
propose to her, she dumped me. And Chester's like, So what are
34:41
you going to do about it, man? He's like, he tells him.
34:45
Like the way the loser wins is you have to get the last laugh.
34:48
Yeah, 'cause 'cause. That's his whole thing about
34:50
going to the wedding. He's he's like, would it be
34:52
worse to go there knowing everybody knows or would it be
34:55
worse to stay home knowing? Everybody's laughing at me?
34:58
And I think he's overthinking it too much.
35:00
Just don't go, dude. Don't.
35:01
Do this to yourself. You don't have to be a part of
35:03
this like people will talk. And gossip one way or another,
35:06
but I don't think they're, I don't think it's going to be at
35:08
the degree you think it's happening either way.
35:10
I think yeah, he's thinking way too much.
35:12
About himself. Also, save your own piece, yeah.
35:14
You're not the main character of.
35:15
Larry. He's like, he's like, I wrote
35:18
this letter when she dumped me and it's really going to put her
35:21
in her place. And we give it to her right
35:23
before she goes to take her vows.
35:26
That's and. Chester.
35:28
Wants to read it and he's like, listen, nobody's even read this,
35:30
not even Rachel goes just let me read it, man.
35:32
And he reads it. It seems like maybe it's really
35:34
short. And he like cries.
35:35
He goes, Larry, I'm real proud of you, man.
35:37
Yeah, yeah, sounds like. It was a deep 1.
35:40
So Rachel wakes up and they're like, hey, it's time for us to
35:44
go to bed. So this is very much.
35:46
The energy of us waking up on the couch after falling asleep
35:49
watching a movie at 4:00 AM. Yeah.
35:53
So that they head off to bed. It's like just 11.
35:56
It feels like an entire night has passed.
35:58
Chester gets a group. Picture of all of them first and
36:01
again, this is one of those pictures that like you never
36:05
want to see published anywhere online.
36:07
God no. It's so bad picture.
36:08
It's super grainy but. Chester, like, uploads it.
36:10
He's. Also drunk so and he.
36:13
Says like. That's a really good picture of
36:15
me, I mean. To be fair, he.
36:18
Did look the best in the group so.
36:21
Everybody's in their own rooms now and Larry is still just kind
36:25
of like seething over everything on Facebook.
36:28
And he ends up, I think this is where he accepts the friend
36:31
request. So you decided him and.
36:33
Chester, they're actually friends.
36:34
Yeah. And then here's.
36:36
Shouting outside and it is Jerry who is really, really mad
36:40
because somebody painted a Dick on his motorcycle, a crotch on
36:43
his crotch racket. He has.
36:47
Chester puts it later. Yep, and.
36:49
Chester goes over to talk to him, and Jerry finds out that
36:53
it's Chester who did that. So Chester, they, they kind of
36:57
get into like a little fight. Yeah, Chester's on the ground
37:00
and Jerry pulls a knife and then Chester kicks out his shin.
37:05
Yeah, he starts beating the. Absolute shit out of him.
37:11
Like, Jerry seems tough, but Chester's huge and he's a
37:14
psychopath, so he gets the upper hand pretty quickly.
37:17
He grabs the knife and he bends over.
37:19
And like, at this point, Larry and Rachel are out on like,
37:22
outside of their rooms watching all of this, but they don't see
37:26
what he does 'cause he like, has the knife and he's kind of like
37:29
blocking everything. And he goes, You need to learn
37:31
to take a fucking choke, Jerry, and just puts the knife into his
37:35
ear through his brain and. Rachel's like we.
37:39
Need to call the cops and she's like Oh my God, Oh my God, I
37:42
think I. Accidentally killed him.
37:44
So he's like, look, don't worry guys, I'm going to call the
37:47
cops. He pulls out his phone.
37:48
They think he's pulling out a gun.
37:50
He's like, look, I'll call them. Can you all just do me one
37:52
favor? Go grab me the vodka so I can
37:55
have my last drink because my life is about to change and
37:58
Larry 'cause they're friends. Now, yeah, he's like, I'm gonna
38:00
go get him his vodka. And Rachel, we need to call the
38:03
actual cops. And so Larry starts to call the
38:05
cops, and I'm like, yeah, no, we already have a sheriff going
38:07
that way. And Larry's like, see Rachel, he
38:09
did actually call the cops. Until he looks to his left and
38:13
he sees the original owners of the motel dead.
38:17
Yeah, John and Sherry. All in their bloody glory.
38:20
They must have been. He must have pulled them out and
38:22
set them up. Oh, he is planning for.
38:24
All of this the. Cop would have seen that.
38:26
Yeah, yeah. So Chester comes in and he gives
38:30
his version of events. So basically he had suspicions
38:34
of this motel that they had been planning cameras by Johnny who
38:38
was the the male owner of the the establishment and so he
38:42
confronted. Him and his wife, Sherri
38:44
overhears and she's betrayed. And basically it's a crime of
38:48
passion 'cause she attacked Johnny and then she got taken
38:51
down in the process, too. They kind of killed each other.
38:54
And it was just, it was a tragedy all around.
38:57
Yeah. So.
39:00
Rachel was like, yeah, yeah, I totally believe you.
39:03
She gets out shot glasses. Like, like, all right, here,
39:05
let's drink shots. Yep.
39:07
And so. Just like Jerry said, it's rude
39:09
to leave a drink that a man has poured for you.
39:12
So they do their shots and then as Chess returns to like toast
39:18
to Larry, Rachel hits him over the back of the head with the
39:20
vodka bottle. Yep.
39:22
And so. They rented.
39:23
They're wanting to rent their cars, but they realized that
39:26
they left their room. They left their keys in their
39:30
rooms. Yeah.
39:31
Yeah. There.
39:31
He took them. I don't.
39:32
Know how Well, he probably did that when they went to go get
39:34
the cops. Yeah.
39:35
So, Larry? Ran into his They go into
39:37
Lawry's room 'cause it's closer and they're looking for his car
39:39
keys. And then Chesters pops up
39:41
outside the window, holding both their sets of car keys, and the
39:47
sheriff arrives. Rachel runs out to try and warn
39:50
them. He tells them, being Larry and
39:53
Rachel, that they need to get down on the ground.
39:54
He's gonna arrest them because he thinks that they're the ones
39:57
that did the killing. Which I mean, based on
40:00
everything he saw earlier, they were the outsiders, they were
40:03
the 1:00 calling in the false report.
40:05
They were the 1. Larry's the one that hit
40:07
Chester. I'm not saying he was a good
40:08
sheriff, I'm just saying I understand where his where his
40:12
head was at Poor judgement, but. You know, whatever.
40:15
Also, I thought it was strange you told me that this was
40:17
common, but instead of using the handcuffs, he goes over there
40:20
and zip ties them. Yeah, the zip ties are actually.
40:22
Pretty common instead of handcuffs.
40:24
Weird, but. Yeah, so there's zip tied now.
40:28
Yeah, Chester comes out. Well, Rachel's.
40:30
Zip tied and Larry is trying to run and attack Chester so he
40:34
gets tased. That's right.
40:36
Yeah. Yeah, so he's.
40:37
Tasing on the ground and. You know, while the sheriff is
40:40
like trying to deal with him, Chester takes a zip tie and puts
40:45
it around the sheriff's neck. New fear unlocked 'cause I can't
40:50
imagine a worse way to die. Yeah, it's pretty.
40:53
It's pretty horrifying. I like how when he's on the
40:55
ground and he's like choking out Chester, just like rubs his
40:57
chest like, you OK, buddy man? It's miserable.
41:02
And he takes the Taser. Out of the sheriff's belt.
41:06
He just keeps tasing the fuck out of Larry.
41:09
Every time Larry tries to stand, like he gets tased again, he
41:13
gets Rachel pulled up and he cuts off her zip tie.
41:17
He sets Larry into a car and he gives Rachel car keys and he's
41:20
like, all right, get out of here.
41:22
So they start driving. But then the car seems to stall
41:26
and we hear, and it's like just a whole bunch of party blowers
41:31
in the exhaust. Yeah.
41:33
And. It's enough to cause the car to
41:35
break down, so they stop. Chester catches up to them and
41:40
they're trying. To get out and run, but he gives
41:43
them laughing gas. Yeah, well.
41:46
Rachel goes for the gun because he grabbed the sheriff's gun and
41:50
she tries to shoot him, but he took all the bullets out, so
41:53
they're kind of fucked. So yeah, they get laughing gas
41:55
and they're both knocked out. Larry wakes up.
41:59
On a pool float in the middle of a macabre pool party.
42:03
Yeah. Oh my God, Chester.
42:04
Is partying hard? He's got like the coconut cups.
42:07
He's just got the big necklace on and got some music.
42:12
Blasting got the dead bodies. All around the the pool side
42:17
there, you know it looks like a fun party, aside from the dead
42:20
bodies. Larry tries to get up and.
42:22
He's like, listen, your limbs aren't working yet.
42:24
You will drown if you fall off of that float and I can't swim,
42:29
won't be able to help you. He does pull Larry out and he's
42:32
like, where's Rachel? And he goes, she's getting
42:33
changed into her swimsuit. We can go see her.
42:36
I'm going to be real with you. I gave you a mega dose of
42:39
ayahuasca. I don't know.
42:41
What is real or not in this moment?
42:44
I don't know if it's just him reeling from the laughing gas or
42:46
if he actually drugged him with a shit ton of other drugs
42:49
because he said he gave him many other drugs too.
42:51
Yeah, so he's walking. Chester to the room and he's
42:54
like, listen, I I'm going to take you to her, but you need to
42:58
tell me who you are and I need to know who the real is you and
43:01
I need you to confess this in all of your drug addled glory
43:04
Yeah, and Larry's having. A moment where he's coming to
43:07
terms with himself as a person here, so he's like, fine.
43:11
And so Chester sits Layer Bear on the bed and he hits record on
43:16
the phone. And Larry is like, I'm not a
43:22
brave person. I'm not a tough person, I'm not
43:24
a funny person. But you know who is?
43:28
Programming flaw? I'm super cool.
43:31
Internet troll. Yeah.
43:32
He's like, he's everybody. That I'm not everybody that I
43:35
wish I would. Not something to be proud of.
43:37
There, Larry Bear. Yeah, he's like, he's fearless.
43:40
Whatever and he he's also not funny or.
43:43
Original. No, he's not.
43:44
And this guy is like. Really overselling this
43:46
personality, this alternate personality that he has here.
43:50
Yeah, but I bet, I bet if. He had told Rachel about this.
43:54
Like whenever he first started doing it, she'd be like, dude
43:56
no. Like she would have talked some
43:57
sense. Into him, yeah, 'cause.
43:59
Like, come on. Man, nobody wants to be that
44:00
person. No, Yeah.
44:02
So finishes up the recording like, yeah, that was Bravo.
44:06
You did a great job. He goes.
44:08
Rachel's in the bathroom. Yeah, so Larry goes in there and
44:12
finds her dead. Yeah, like she's.
44:16
Already pale lips. Blue.
44:18
Yeah, she's very. Dead and he's.
44:20
Sobbing and on the ground and Chesters recording him sobbing
44:23
and crying, which, like, that's a valid, valid moment to cry and
44:27
yeah. It's all heightened by the fact
44:30
that he's also tripping hard right now too.
44:33
But also just to make things worse, Chester's like, oh, and
44:36
this video that just recorded of you telling everybody about the
44:39
troll. I've posted it to the wedding
44:41
Facebook group. So everybody is reacting to it
44:44
right now. And also your.
44:45
Letter to Cindy and everybody's saying like this is pathetic and
44:50
he's like I never would have married you.
44:52
Cindy was. Like, I never loved you.
44:55
Like, yeah. Oh, boy.
44:57
Yeah. And.
44:59
Larry goes from crying to laughing and he's like, I get
45:03
it. It's this Joker moment.
45:04
He's like I, I finally. Get it?
45:06
You're a genius. Not everybody will appreciate
45:09
this, but I get it. He's like, I've got and
45:13
Chester's like, all right, well, time to shoot ya.
45:15
And he goes, listen, listen, I don't want to die here.
45:18
I don't want to live, to be clear, but I don't want to die
45:22
here. It's like the wedding is going
45:25
to be at the bottom of this hill.
45:27
I think it would be great for you to dump me and Rachel down
45:30
the hill. We'll just go rolling down there
45:32
and disrupt the wedding. And Chester loves this idea.
45:37
Yeah, I think Chester may have also done some ayahuasca.
45:40
I think so too. So we now cut it's daytime
45:43
outside and they're trying to move Rachel's body to the car.
45:47
You can see Chester starting to have some doubts here.
45:50
I think he's like starting to snap to his like, what?
45:52
How did I let this guy talk me into doing this?
45:55
Well, because he wants to. Drive and and Larry is like,
45:57
Rachel would never let you drive her car, Am I right, Rachel?
46:01
And then there's no answer. And I just, like, laugh.
46:03
Yeah, he's using humor. And so they're driving.
46:07
And he's like, I'm going to tell you a joke.
46:10
And it's a joke about three guys, three people in a car.
46:16
Two of them are alive. Their names are Chester and
46:19
Larry. And Larry says to Chester, if
46:21
you could be anyone in the world, who would you be?
46:25
And Chester says, I don't know who.
46:27
And so he like cues for Chester to say.
46:29
And Chester goes, I don't know who.
46:31
Chester is still rolling and he's starting to have fun again.
46:36
And he goes. You would be Rachel's dog,
46:38
Hercules. Yeah.
46:40
So he starts. Acting like a dog.
46:41
He's like, all right, why would I be a dog?
46:43
Because. Because Rachel loved.
46:44
Her dog Hercules more than anything even, so much so that
46:48
she would have him ride up front and she had to make certain
46:51
safety modifications to do so. I liked all of these like we
46:55
had. These cuts of like videos of her
46:57
just buckling her dog in in the front seat, all different dogs.
47:03
These dogs were sitting upright like man that then would never
47:08
Talia would never. My God.
47:10
No way. No, Talia is a fucking like
47:13
she's all over the car. Whenever you get her in there,
47:16
we buckle her in, just to be clear, in the back seat.
47:18
But it's, yeah, she's got a seat belt.
47:21
But she is she is full on calamity when she's in the car.
47:25
And this is where Larry reveals that the airbags are disabled on
47:29
one side of the car. Side and he.
47:32
Drives into a walk, we see the speedometer going up to 100 mph.
47:37
So how would? Having no airbags, like I know
47:41
that airbags would probably kill the dog but like wouldn't the
47:44
impact also probably? But the because of because of
47:50
the like force that has to like the speed of the force that has
47:53
to hit to deploy an airbag, it's less than what would necessarily
47:58
be needed to eject somebody from a car.
48:01
I see. OK, so you're taking.
48:02
A better Bev. Yeah, it's like if if somebody.
48:05
Like say you're somebody runs a red and you T-bone in an
48:08
intersection that could deploy the airbags that might not
48:12
necessarily send you through a windshield.
48:14
OK, makes sense. Gotcha.
48:16
That's why like, they've got a. Disable airbag function just in
48:20
case there's any number of reasons like why you would need
48:23
to do that. That makes sense.
48:24
Yeah, well. Yeah, Larry's like, yeah, where
48:28
I'm going to run head first into this wall here and he goes like
48:31
100 miles an hour and it cuts right before he hits the wall
48:36
and then on the. Credits.
48:37
We find out like through social media posts, Reddit discussion
48:42
threads, newspaper articles, snippets of like the police.
48:45
Report I saw it said that Rachel was killed by having bleach
48:49
injected into her. Oh gross.
48:51
Yeah, I missed. That Yeah, but basically Larry
48:54
is being blamed for the murders. He is being claimed as the
48:59
perpetrator of the Pink Motel massacre.
49:02
Yeah, the troll killer and his body wasn't found the side of
49:07
the accident, Yeah, so. He's gotten the blame.
49:10
For everything, Yeah. And he's like continuing.
49:12
To egg everybody on. He's like posting on his stroll
49:15
account, like, you know, like leaning into it.
49:19
He's kind of embracing the entire thing.
49:21
So yeah, I kind of like that as the ending where it turned on
49:25
him and he's like, kind of weaned into it.
49:27
Like you said, it's his Joker. Moment.
49:29
Yeah, it really was like he kind.
49:31
Of went full Joker in that moment.
49:33
So that's how the movie goes. Yeah.
49:36
All right, I'm keeping. It at.
49:37
Seven, I think 7's right, Yeah. It just this is a good. 7 This
49:40
is a good movie. It's just a good movie.
49:42
Like I said, I wish we had a little bit more.
49:44
Mystery with the troll stuff, yeah.
49:47
Yeah, the mystery would be cool. I I wish the tension had it.
49:52
It lacks a bit of tension, really.
49:55
Yeah, like. It.
49:58
You just, you know, everything, all the cards are out there the
50:00
entire time. And Chester is like doing a lot
50:03
of the same shit over and over again, you know, like, there's
50:06
not a lot of cat and mouse going on here.
50:08
It's just a lot of it's just this guy pranking this guy
50:11
repeatedly. Yeah.
50:12
You know, which is not bad. It's just there are, there are a
50:15
lot of ways this movie could have been punched up a lot, I
50:19
think. Yeah.
50:21
Talia thought this was a mostly fun time.
50:25
She likes pranks. Gentle pranks.
50:27
She does, yeah. She doesn't like the confusion
50:30
of the dogs at the end though. No How?
50:34
Like it was so many dogs gave her like a quick crisis.
50:37
She's like am I multiple dogs? She saw at least 5.
50:39
Dogs. So I think she's going to give
50:41
this A5, OK. Yeah, one per dog.
50:44
Yeah. All right.
50:46
Zoe, who is her ultimate warrior?
50:53
I mean a Philly is probably a Chester.
50:56
Why? 'Cause like I.
50:58
Mean he he mostly gets him in the end, but he does fall for a
51:02
prank and that's kind of been her going back and forth with
51:05
the other two cats lately. I guess it's true, you're right.
51:08
She's been. She's become.
51:09
The aggressor in a lot of instances 'cause she's.
51:13
Not. Enjoying Cordelia getting the
51:15
upper hand. But Cordelia does still
51:17
sometimes get the upper hand. Yeah, she's kind of gotten like
51:19
that here. We.
51:19
We all right, I think this is a hoot for Cordelia, cuz I think
51:24
Cordelia matches that energy of Chester.
51:27
Yeah, for sure. She's like, I'm just messing
51:28
with you, yeah. I'm just.
51:30
Joking, like when she like, fucking cuts my fingers, she's
51:32
like, oh, that was just a joke, bro.
51:33
Yeah, she's like, I just was. Fucking with you?
51:35
Yeah, Come on. OK, I did find a review.
51:42
Wait, we're not at that. Could you roll it to Oh my God I
51:45
jumped way. Ahead, sorry.
51:47
My head is very good. So weird you.
51:49
Are good well I'm going to just say I related to I related to
51:57
Jerry in the sense that I would have hung around in that bar and
52:00
just like chilled out and just like vibed out with Chester
52:04
while having drinks you know, because that seemed like a fun
52:06
moment. Definitely don't relate to Larry
52:09
because he wanted out of there immediately.
52:11
That seemed like a thing that I would have wanted to have been a
52:14
part of, yeah. If not Jerry, then I think I
52:20
would relate to the dogs, Hercules, because I too enjoy
52:25
riding up front in a car. You do?
52:27
Yeah. And you are multiple people.
52:31
I have multiple. People go try and look up Jesse
52:36
on Instagram. Tell me how many you find, OK?
52:40
Now what would Don do? Domino stayed in this.
52:46
Hotel in the 1st place? You don't think so?
52:47
I don't think this would have ever happened.
52:50
But if he did, I think he'd be friends with Jerry.
52:53
Yeah, I think so. But he might.
52:56
Offend both of them because he wouldn't drink the Miller Lite
52:59
because it's not Corona. Yeah, he's like, I only drink.
53:01
Corona and so I think they would get into.
53:03
A fight about it and then maybe Dom would just feel like this
53:05
isn't worth my energy. Dom wins.
53:07
Dom will be both of them, That's true and really.
53:10
This movie ends because. Of the beginning it falls apart
53:13
because he refuses to drink anything but Corona and it
53:16
causes a fight where he's like well everybody here is dead so
53:20
now I got to go Mr. Nobody appears.
53:23
He's like, what have I told you about Corona, OK, and.
53:28
Now tag on OH or am I? Or am I?
53:38
That's not bad. No.
53:40
Let's just go with yours. Yay.
53:42
Yeah. What's a What's a dream sequel
53:45
you have for this? Oh yeah, I forgot.
53:47
A dream sequel. Well, I, I'm gonna be honest, I.
53:53
Want more Chester? I don't want more Larry.
53:56
I would want more Chester. Too.
53:57
Yeah, Larry's doing exactly a fun character to follow, even in
54:00
this post. Like now he is just the troll
54:02
and the troll is the worst part. A whiny little PIS.
54:05
Baby. Yeah, just like Jamesy in
54:08
Infinity Pool. What if we do a prequel?
54:10
Where? It's him going there and taking
54:13
out the owners and there may have been other guests that have
54:17
came in along the way that he had to take care of first.
54:20
I would, I would watch that. I would watch the Chester
54:22
Origin. Yeah.
54:23
And you know he's. Also, like he says, he's a
54:26
serial killer. I feel like he may have also
54:28
done other stuff, you know, like we could just, it'd be like a
54:31
little anthology thing. Yeah.
54:33
Just to say yeah. Just.
54:35
Go in and fucking shit up pranking people.
54:37
All right? Yeah, I like it.
54:41
I. Feel like he would make.
54:42
For a good Halloween movie character, it's not like
54:44
Halloween the franchise, but just like a Halloween movie.
54:46
Yeah, like he's. That's just how he's dressed up.
54:49
And people are like, what are you supposed to be?
54:50
Is like, I'm a serial killer. Yeah, exactly.
54:53
And everybody. 'S like, yeah, you kind of look
54:55
like one. Yeah.
54:58
All right, all right, now it's time for reviews.
55:00
Now it's time for reviews, OK? This was actually written
55:06
shortly after this came out. Same month.
55:08
OK? Continuously suffer its
55:10
expectations. One out of 10.
55:12
OK, a movie that you can't predict sounds good unless it
55:15
just doesn't make sense because of it.
55:17
I've given every Into the Dark movie a chance and they've
55:19
gotten progressively worse. I'm just fucking with you.
55:22
Seems like a setup where everyone, where everyone, the
55:25
protagonist knows his secret and pranks him to get him to admit
55:28
it. That was not that movie.
55:30
This was not that movie. Then it seemed like everyone was
55:33
in on the pranks. This was not that movie.
55:35
Then it seemed like the protagonist was going to learn a
55:37
lesson. This is not that movie.
55:39
Someone decided on shock value over storytelling.
55:42
OK. The shocks aren't even really
55:45
that shocking either, that's the thing.
55:47
So not everything. Has to be like a surprise or
55:52
unpredictable. It is fine to go into a movie
55:56
and you just had like, I don't need everything to be a twist at
55:59
the end. I realized that that sounds
56:01
fucking hypocritical because I said I would have loved the
56:03
troll angle to be a twist. Yeah.
56:06
It just. Cuz it's cuz the way it was done
56:09
at the end, it felt like it was meant to be a reveal and it
56:11
wasn't really. Yeah.
56:12
I mean, look, I I don't have a. Problem with how the movie is,
56:15
No, like, there are ways that it could have been made better, but
56:17
like, just being the movie that it is is still a good movie.
56:21
Yeah, so, you know, like it. Yeah.
56:23
Like more certain things you can change I think, especially
56:25
knowing that the director. Was thinking of it more as a
56:27
dark comedy as opposed to a horror movie.
56:29
Kind of explains a lot of that, yeah.
56:31
I I I think so too. Yeah, I mean, this isn't
56:33
supposed to be like a super big horror movie.
56:36
Yeah. It's just like a horror elements
56:38
thrown in with comedic elements for the most part, yeah, I think
56:41
they do a pretty good job mostly succeeding.
56:44
Yeah. And considering they.
56:45
Mostly have like comedic actors on it.
56:48
It also makes sense like you got somebody from Super Troopers
56:50
too. Wait, who is that?
56:52
Chester Chester's is. MacArthur, the second Super.
56:56
Troopers, we've not seen that one.
56:57
That explains why I don't know. Oh yeah, you were about to be
57:00
like, no. Wait, OK, we do.
57:03
Have one review. It's from Michael E Howard who
57:06
just says. I thought this was just a fun
57:08
and crazy ride. Truly enjoyed it. 7 out of 10
57:10
yay 777 yo I swear you. Guys, we do not tell him our
57:16
ratings before. We don't tell each other our
57:18
ratings until we get in here and recorded.
57:19
So yeah, it just works out that way.
57:21
I mean, I think that's just a perfect way.
57:23
To sum up, it's just a fun movie, you know?
57:25
This isn't like some fucking like masterpiece or anything
57:27
like that. It's just entertaining.
57:29
That's how I feel about a lot of the Into the Dark.
57:31
Movies, they are like, they're good.
57:33
They're not. I'm not going to call any of
57:35
them groundbreaking, but I'm always having a good time when I
57:37
watch Yeah, same. Yeah, like I.
57:39
Mean it's just like something if you want to throw one that's
57:42
there and it's serviceable. That's it.
57:45
That's what they're meant for. Yeah.
57:48
OK, OK, so that does it for this week, next week.
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